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2014 September
9/29/2014 - American Hero's Yearbook Cat Now Joined By Yearbook Chihuahua
9/29/2014 - Conservatives Are Lying About Minnesota Transgender Athlete Policy
9/29/2014 - OkCupid Casanova Has Some Very Specific Things He Wants to Do With You
9/29/2014 - Well Known Rapper Reese Witherspoon Has Some Lofty Career Goals
9/29/2014 - This Dog Ate All the Cheese, Is Basically You
9/29/2014 - Would You Like Some Dongs With That? Danish Burgeria To Sell Sex Toys
9/29/2014 - This New Fergie Song Is Death Incarnate
9/29/2014 - Walmart Blames Tracy Morgan's Injuries on Tracy Morgan
9/29/2014 - Cara Delevingne Bleached Her Famous Eyebrows
9/29/2014 - Paris Hilton Has the Formula to Make Your Dreams Come True
9/29/2014 - Man With Persistent Orgasms Had Nine Orgasms at His Father's Funeral
9/29/2014 - Hero Otter Saves iPhone from Watery Depths
9/29/2014 - Paris Fashion Week: Comme des Garçons' Bloody Coven
9/29/2014 - Your Man Jeff Goldblum Shills Lightbulbs in Delightfully Weird GE Ad
9/29/2014 - The New Maroon 5 Video Is a Vile, Bloody Nightmare
9/29/2014 - Woman Wins $1Mil in Lawsuit After Radio Station Calls Her a Porn Star
9/29/2014 - Hi Everyone!
9/29/2014 - Here Is the Best 'Vows' Mic Drop Ever
9/29/2014 - Meet the White People Behind 'Thug Kitchen'
9/29/2014 - The New One Direction Single, as Reviewed by YouTube Commenters
9/29/2014 - 102-Year-Old American Hero Just Wants to Eat White Castle on Her B-Day
9/29/2014 - Latina Writer on
New York Times
: Everywhere You Turn Another White Man
9/29/2014 -
Outlander
Recap: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu UNTIL APRIL
9/29/2014 - OK, Amal Alamuddin Is Just Disgustingly Chic
9/29/2014 - Hearst Magazines Is Going After Every Last Lady Millennial Reader
9/29/2014 - Amanda Bynes Arrested for Driving Under the Influence
9/29/2014 - NARAL's New Campaign Goes After Politicians 'Obsessed with Abortion'
9/29/2014 - Groping YouTube 'Prank' Star Accused of Non-Prank Rape
9/29/2014 - Lorde Channels Katniss in Bumping and Haunting
Hunger Games
Single
9/29/2014 - Colleges Rarely Expel Students Found Responsible for Sexual Assault
9/29/2014 - Here's Your First Look at Kristen Stewart's Orwellian Sci-Fi Romance
9/29/2014 - Dealbreakers Don't Mean Shit
9/29/2014 - Ariana Grande, Go On Girl: Be a 'Diva' If You Want
9/29/2014 - Columnist Believes the Penalty for Abortion Should Be Death By Hanging
9/29/2014 - And Now Her Majesty Aretha Franklin Will Cover Adele, Destiny's Child
9/29/2014 - Mormon Hipsters Are Politely Protesting BYU's Beard Ban
9/29/2014 - California Governor Signs 'Yes Means Yes' Sexual Assault Bill
9/29/2014 - Terrible Restaurant Customers Get Farted on All the Time
9/29/2014 - Here's Kirsten Dunst in a Short Film About How We Selfie Now
9/29/2014 - [UPDATED] 11 Men and 0 Women on Tonight's ESPN Domestic Violence Panel
9/29/2014 - Politico Has Figured Out the Newest Clinton's Astrological Future
9/29/2014 - Doctors Declare IUDs the Best Birth Control Method for Teens
9/29/2014 - Jon Hamm's Next Project Is a Tale of 'Yuletide Techno-Paranoia'
9/29/2014 - Cop Sees Ghost in Police Station Surveillance Video
9/29/2014 - J. Lo Gets Rear-Ended By Drunk Driver, Curses That Fool Out
9/28/2014 - Caption This Photo of the Always Immaculate Cate Blanchett
9/28/2014 - Three Charged In NYC Attack And Shooting Of Gay Man Dressed As Woman
9/28/2014 - Racist Trolls Stalk FKA Twigs Because She's Dating Robert Pattinson
9/28/2014 - The Best Headline About Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney's Wedding
9/28/2014 -
Assassin's Creed
With Kittens Proves Kittens Are Deadly Assassins
9/28/2014 - Thanks Tumblr
9/28/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: "And God Created Woman"
9/28/2014 - Gynecologists Use Surgical Tool After FDA Warns Of Cancer Risk
9/28/2014 - Amy's Baking Company Owner Threatens to Shiv a Guy on Video
9/28/2014 - Kim Kardashian and North West Attend Givenchy In Matching Sheer Outfits
9/28/2014 - This Cat Really Enjoys Being Vacuumed
9/28/2014 - Kansas Is Going To Pay Off $200 Million Deficit One Dildo at a Time
9/28/2014 - Study: Online Dating Isn't As Efficient or Promising as We Think
9/28/2014 - Watch Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Do a Clueless Reporter's Job For Him
9/28/2014 - Sexpert Says Feminism Has Made You Shitty in Bed
9/28/2014 - Here Is Your First Teaser for That Lifetime Aaliyah Movie
9/28/2014 -
New York Post
Pulls No Punches, Not Even With Newborn Babies
9/28/2014 - Female Iraqi Lawyer Kidnapped and Publicly Executed by ISIS
9/28/2014 - Chris Pratt and Aidy Bryant Show Us What It Really Means To Flirt
9/28/2014 - What We Know About George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's Wedding Weekend
9/27/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to SZA
9/27/2014 - Of Course There's a Triple Boob Woman Halloween Costume
9/27/2014 - Vice Has a Mask
9/27/2014 - George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Are Married
9/27/2014 - Veterans Take Fox News To Task For “Boobs On the Ground” Comment
9/27/2014 - Smooth-Talking Casanova Goat Has All the Moves
9/27/2014 - Woman Bravely Confronts and Forgives Rapist in Court
9/27/2014 - Kate Who? Prince Harry is the Most Popular Royal.
9/27/2014 - Heroin is Easier to Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer in Pennsylvania
9/27/2014 - Your Guide to Dressing Like an
Outlander
Character
9/27/2014 - Study Says Women 'Control' the Dating Market
9/27/2014 - Kazakhstan Warns Children Against Noted Hooligan, SpongeBob SquarePants
9/27/2014 - Hulk Hogan's Restaurant Has a Bugfuck Insane/Racist Dress Code
9/27/2014 - Woman Arrested for Filing Totally Legit $94 Million Tax Return
9/27/2014 - Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
9/26/2014 - My Boyfriend Mocks Me for Being Unemployed
9/26/2014 - Ed Sheeran Will Not Be Accepting Your LinkedIn Request
9/26/2014 - Watch This Rad Feminist Short Film of Girls Playing Soccer in Jodhpur
9/26/2014 - Facebook Braggers Are the Least Secure In Their Relationships
9/26/2014 - Here's a Statue of George Clooney Marrying a Statue of Amal Alamuddin
9/26/2014 - 13 On-Screen Clothing Items I Wish I Had In My Closet Right Now
9/26/2014 - Bodybuilding Swingers Want You to Accept Jesus Christ Into Your Heart
9/26/2014 - Trans Prisoner Locked in Cell with Rapist Is Sexually Assaulted
9/26/2014 - We Asked Vets: What's Wrong with Taylor Swift's Catatonic Cat?
9/26/2014 - Bill & Ted, 40ish, Return for Another Excellent Adventure
9/26/2014 - 'Advanced Style': Sorry, Lanvin's Over-40 Models Are Not Revolutionary
9/26/2014 - The Worst Wedding Ever
9/26/2014 - Steamy, Sexxxy, Raunchy Books: Are You Pro or Con?
9/26/2014 - "An Impromptu Kegels Lesson"
9/26/2014 - No More Midnight Mascara Touchups at the Champs-Élysées Sephora
9/26/2014 - I Tricked My Boyfriend Into Seeing the Grossest Movie of the Year
9/26/2014 - Forced Sterilization Now Banned in California Prisons
9/26/2014 - Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande Make an Odd Couple in New
SNL
Promo
9/26/2014 - Don't Ask This Russian Cosmonaut About Her Damn Hair
9/26/2014 - Women Producers in Hollywood Unite to Form New Company
9/26/2014 - Benedict Cumberbatch Has a Lovely New Way to Pronounce 'Penguin'
9/26/2014 - A Brief Taxonomy of the Fuccboi (RIP)
9/26/2014 - Apple's New Health Tracking App Forgets That Periods Exist
9/26/2014 - One Direction Fans Think
The Daily Show
Called Zayn a Terrorist
9/26/2014 - Fuck Nicholas Sparks
9/26/2014 - After Matt McGorry Retweeted Me Last Night
9/26/2014 - Kim and Kanye: Kouples' Kleavage
9/26/2014 - Here's
The Daily Show
Showdown That 'Defamed' Racist Redskins Fans
9/26/2014 - There Will Be Lots More Hot Gay Sex on
How to Get Away with Murder
9/26/2014 - Amorous Donkeys Reunite After Prudish Complaints Tore Them Apart
9/26/2014 - Chris Pratt Explains How His First Hollywood Headshot Came to Be
9/26/2014 - Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip
9/25/2014 - People Magazine Deletes Offensive Tweets About Viola Davis and
Scandal
9/25/2014 - This Swimsuit Will Sear Your Eyes Off With the Heat of 1,000 Dying Suns
9/25/2014 - This Is Your
How To Get Away With Murder
Open Thread
9/25/2014 - Puppy Pops Balloon, Is Epically Confused Forever
9/25/2014 - Liveblog: Season 4 Premiere of
Scandal
9/25/2014 - Chinese Restaurant Caught Putting Opium in Their Food
9/25/2014 - Kim Kardashian Assaulted in Paris by Creep Vitalii Sediuk
9/25/2014 - This Is Your
Grey's Anatomy
Open Thread
9/25/2014 - Watch Leikeli47's Power-Posse Video Because You Run This
9/25/2014 - Donald Trump Basically Invented the iPhone 6
9/25/2014 - Watch Ellen Scare Eric Stonestreet So Badly He Vows Never to Return
9/25/2014 - US Government Files First Transgender Employment Discrimination Suits
9/25/2014 - Chris Hemsworth, His Long Neck and Viola Davis Star in
Blackhat
9/25/2014 - Adorable Toddlers Adorably Argue About Weather: 'You Poked My heart!'
9/25/2014 -
Broad City
Invents Impossible FMK: Beyonce, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj
9/25/2014 - Goodbye Facebook, Hello Ello: Gay Users Are Leaving the Site En Masse
9/25/2014 - Presenting Prince Kanye and Princess Kim of the West Kardashians
9/25/2014 - Watch the First Night Of Shondaland Here With Us
9/25/2014 -
The Simpsons
and
Family Guy
Join Forces to Make a Rape Joke
9/25/2014 - Here Are Your Sexy
Frozen
-Inspired Halloween Costumes
9/25/2014 - Terrible News:
Outlander
Will Be On Hiatus Until April. APRIL.
9/25/2014 - Area woman could not be more pleased that you've got an STD
9/25/2014 - Here Is What It's Like When Women Have Slightly More Power
9/25/2014 - Rage Hair-Cutting in Louboutins Is
Nashville
's Best Scene Yet
9/25/2014 - Paris Fashion Week: Manish Arora's Wacky, Acid House Space Queens
9/25/2014 - I bought this last night
9/25/2014 - For Some Reason, PornHub Has a Record Label Now
9/25/2014 - Proof That Kate Mara and Ellen Page Are the Best
True Detective
Leads
9/25/2014 - There She Is, Your Ideal: Miss America's Mean Girl History
9/25/2014 - Spotted: Lena Dunham's Book, in a Train Station, for 30% Off
9/25/2014 - Weight Critics Inspired Jessica Simpson to Help Other Women Get Thin
9/25/2014 - God Bless: The 'Hot Pastor' From Kimye's Wedding Gets a Reality Show
9/25/2014 - America, Are You Really Gonna Take Paula Deen Back as an Icon? Really?
9/25/2014 - Spain Abandons Plan to Ban Abortion
9/25/2014 - Drake's Newest Cosign Dej Loaf Raps Sweetly About Destroying Dudes
9/25/2014 - Elderly Columnist Reviews Her Local Applebee's and It Is Poetry
9/25/2014 - Urban Outfitters Sells More Vinyl Albums Than Anyone Else
9/25/2014 - 5 Dance Moves Performed by Hilary Duff in Her New Video
9/25/2014 - Wherein I Learn Bulimia Doesn’t Work, Is More Expensive Than Suspected
9/25/2014 - First
Gone Girl
Clip: Nick and Amy Flirt, Creepily
9/25/2014 - Report: The NFL Can't Even Film a Breast Cancer PSA Right
9/25/2014 - Dad Incapable Of Saying No to Daughters Very Angry With
Frozen
Movie
9/25/2014 - Montana Man Faces 10 Year Sentence for Rape
9/25/2014 - Federal Employees Are Watching So Much Porn
9/25/2014 - Lindsay Lohan Forgets Her Lines During Debut of London Play
9/24/2014 - Anti-Abortion Twitter Bot Trolled to Death
9/24/2014 - It's Fall, So Here Are Some Puppies to Celebrate the Season
9/24/2014 - Mom Attempts to Serve Vagina Cookies to 2nd Grade Class, It Ends Badly
9/24/2014 - 'UChicago Electronic Army' Targets Sexual Assault Survivor
9/24/2014 - Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Indicted for Tax Fraud
9/24/2014 - Do Not Feed Coco Rocha
9/24/2014 - Condom Cookbook Encourages You to Eat Where You Jizz
9/24/2014 - Alexander Wang Sees in Tumblrvision at Balenciaga (With North West)
9/24/2014 - Bear Grylls Proposed in the Best Way Possible: With a Ring Up His Ass
9/24/2014 - The Last of the Titanically Eccentric Mitford Sisters Has Died
9/24/2014 - #SaveBabyBenson: How Far Will
Law & Order: SVU
Take Its Lurid Plots?
9/24/2014 - Who Is the New
Self
Magazine for, Exactly?
9/24/2014 - Allison Williams Tries to Stab Christopher Walken in Total Marnie Move
9/24/2014 - Furiously Masturbating Man Attempts Daring Escape Mid-Flight
9/24/2014 - Beyoncé's Record Label Underestimated the Hell Out of Destiny's Child
9/24/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: J. Lo's Exes to Reveal She Sacrifices Chickens
9/24/2014 - 'Faux Fur' Jacket at Kohl's Actually Trimmed With Raccoon Dog Pelt
9/24/2014 - Colorado School Board Attempts to Censor History Because Patriotism
9/24/2014 -
Esquire
's Perfect
Two and a Half Men
Goodbye: Fuck Everything About It
9/24/2014 - Emma Watson Nude Clock Was a Hoax Designed to Bring Down 4chan
9/24/2014 - Meet Your Fairy Black Mothers in This
Girlfriend Intervention
Parody
9/24/2014 - Coming Soon: Cash for Scientific Research Involving Female Subjects
9/24/2014 - Ranking the Hot, Mostly Middle-Aged White Dudes in Viagra Commercials
9/24/2014 - Pregnant Woman Thrown to Pavement Stomach First by NYPD
9/24/2014 - Sarah Jessica Parker's Medieval-ish Gown: Yay or Nay?
9/24/2014 - Amber Rose Files For Divorce From Wiz Khalifa; Love Is Officially Dead
9/24/2014 - Columbus Short Is Hosting a
Scandal
Premiere Party
9/24/2014 - Wendi McLendon-Covey Reminds Hollywood It's Not All About Tina and Amy
9/24/2014 - Notorious RBG to Justice Anthony Kennedy: You Used to Be Cool
9/24/2014 - OMFG Teach Your Kids Accurate Names for Body Parts Already
9/24/2014 - America's Boyfriend Chris Pratt Gets Objectified in the New
SNL
Promos
9/24/2014 - Clemson University Suspends All Their Fraternities After Student Death
9/24/2014 - Here's Tom Hiddleston Being Impeccable and Extraordinary
9/24/2014 - CVS Has Been Illegally Charging Women for Birth Control
9/24/2014 - Kerry Washington Did Not Lie About What Was in Her Box
9/24/2014 - Frat Alumni President Blames 'Drunk Female Guests' For Ruining Fun
9/24/2014 - Wow: Some Lady Is Suing Disney Because
Frozen
Stole Her Life Story
9/24/2014 - John Oliver's Jokes Rain Money Down on the Society of Women Engineers
9/24/2014 - Kristen Bell's Anti-Paparazzi Campaign Actually Worked
9/23/2014 - Bill Would Improve Access to Emergency Contraception For Rape Victims
9/23/2014 - Abbi Achieves Masterful Feat of Grossing Out Ilana in
Broad City
Short
9/23/2014 -
Modern Family
's Sarah Hyland 'Scared and in Fear for Life' From Ex
9/23/2014 - Watch The Dirtiest, Most Twisted Kittens Reenact
Scandal
9/23/2014 - The
Downton Abbey
Cast Seems Frankly Alarmed by American Fans
9/23/2014 - Diablo Cody Doesn't Care About Being Able to Roast a Chicken
9/23/2014 - Bisexual Youth Mostly Female, Worse Off Than Lesbian or Gay Peers
9/23/2014 - San Francisco Restaurant Gives No Fucks About Being Gluten-Free
9/23/2014 - Cops Seek Jersey Shore Wedding Crashers
9/23/2014 - Polaris Prize-Winning Throat Singer Thinks You Should Eat More Seal
9/23/2014 - Kerry Washington Is a Ray of Sunshine
9/23/2014 - Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of
Harry Potter
CANNOT Be Real
9/23/2014 - Texas School District Bans Books Because They're Too Real for Teens
9/23/2014 - Fox News Has Got Jezebel Dot Com Pegged
9/23/2014 - Poet Calls Out World Leaders in Stirring Speech on Climate Change
9/23/2014 - Lena Dunham's New Doc Will Be About a Tailor for the LGBTQ Community
9/23/2014 - Marvel Cancels Artist's Upcoming Covers After Spider-Woman Butt Fiasco
9/23/2014 - Seven Valuable Pieces of Advice Just for Teenage Girls
9/23/2014 - Foods Sometimes On the Healthy Snack Wall At Gawker Media, Ranked
9/23/2014 - Breaking: Three-Boobed Woman Straps on a Prosthesis of Lies
9/23/2014 - This Woman's Hot Mugshot Will Shut Down the Internet
9/23/2014 - 'I'm Shmacked' Kicks Its Rape Threat-Making Cofounder to the Curb
9/23/2014 - Karl Lagerfeld Slapped His Cat's Name on Some Tacky Accessories
9/23/2014 - 4chan Swears They're Not Threatening to Release Emma Watson's Nudes
9/23/2014 - New
True Detective
Leads: a Veritable Carcosa of Dudes
9/23/2014 - List: The Slowest Walkers at Gawker Media, 4th Floor
9/23/2014 - Adorable Little Girl Curses Out Parents for Not Listening to Her Sing
9/23/2014 - Don't Date Up, Don't Date Down. Date Equal.
9/23/2014 - Study Says We Hit the Bottle Harder on Gym Days
9/23/2014 - Mike Brown Memorial Set on Fire; Police Say 'It Wasn't Us'
9/23/2014 - The
LA Times
Covers Cornrows, the Hot New Trend for White Ladies
9/23/2014 - Fraternities Announce Plan to Train Members to Help Stop Assault
9/23/2014 - Bride's Handmade, $30 Wedding Gown Is a Chill Situation
9/23/2014 - BRB Stealing Jessica Chastain's Dress and Shoes
9/23/2014 - Bette Midler Is Releasing an Album of Songs by Girl Groups
9/23/2014 - Makeup's Dirty Little Secret: Covering the Scars of Abuse
9/23/2014 - Stunt Worthy of a Rom Com Set to Become Rom Com
9/23/2014 - Why the Internet Is Terrifying Today: Stolen Baby Photo Role-Play
9/23/2014 - Paula Deen Forgets That She's Not the Victim of Her Racist Scandal
9/23/2014 - Azealia Banks' New Song Just Wants to Shake It Off
9/23/2014 - YES, QUEEN: Emma Thompson Singing
Sweeney Todd
Is Everything
9/23/2014 - Miss America Admits To Hazing, But Not, Like, Super Bad Hazing
9/23/2014 - Netflix Launches Spoiler Alert Site to Help Ruin Everything For You
9/23/2014 - Three-Breasted Woman's 3rd Boob Looks Fake as Hell in Video Interview
9/23/2014 -
SNL
's Ana Gasteyer Apologizes to Martha Stewart for Impersonating Her
9/23/2014 - Boyfriend Admits to Killing Girlfriend's Mom in Bali
9/23/2014 - End of an Era: Kris Jenner Files for Divorce from Bruce
9/23/2014 - Kitchenette and Jezebel Really Do Work Well Together
9/22/2014 - Caption This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face
9/22/2014 - Hey, Guess What These Gross Balloons Are Full Of!
9/22/2014 - Against All Odds: An Owl and Cat Become Best Friends
9/22/2014 - 4Chan User Threatens to Post Emma Watson Nudes For Being a Feminist
9/22/2014 - Mom Jailed for Helping Daughter Get Abortion Was 'Protecting Family'
9/22/2014 - Mario Lopez Likes to Reread His Own Book
9/22/2014 - Kendall Jenner Takes a Jaunt to Spain With Dolce & Gabbana
9/22/2014 - Watch These 'White Girls' Pop and Lock All Over the Place
9/22/2014 - TSA Foresees Idylic Future Where You Can Carry-On All Your Liquids
9/22/2014 - 'History's Worst Contraceptives' Will Make Your Vagina Wince
9/22/2014 - Cats Try to Sell You a Phone Using Poor Spelling And Adorable Sweaters
9/22/2014 - Wisconsin Man's Life Ruined By Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
9/22/2014 -
Outlander
Recap: OMG, They Finally Really Did it
9/22/2014 - Republican Ad Treats Obama Like an Abusive Boyfriend
9/22/2014 - Nothing Makes You Want to Shop Like a Reminder You're Gonna Die
9/22/2014 - Creepy Ex Texts Request for Rough Breakup Sex, Has Very Specific Hours
9/22/2014 - 'All About That Bass' Singer Meghan Trainor Is Not All About Feminism
9/22/2014 - Women In Stock Photos Do Not Trust Birth Control
9/22/2014 - The
NYT
Apology For Racist Shonda Rhimes Piece Is Bullshit
9/22/2014 - Rick Perry Uses Joan Rivers' Death to Justify Awful Texas Abortion Law
9/22/2014 - Of Course Beyonce and Jay Z's Tour Documentary Has a Fairytale Ending
9/22/2014 - Seven Questions About the Lady With Three Boobs
9/22/2014 - Jennifer Lopez Rocks Short Shorts and Subtle Knee Bandages
9/22/2014 - TSA Finds Guns, Ammo, 58 Bricks of Pot in Woman's Luggage
9/22/2014 - Paula Deen to Return to
Today
One Year After Meltdown
9/22/2014 - University of Chicago Gets Its Own 'Rapist List'
9/22/2014 -
GQ
Tries to Attract Millennials and Olds With Blake Griffin's Abs
9/22/2014 - Miss America Was Kicked Out of Her Sorority for Abusive Hazing
9/22/2014 - Nobody's Eating Breakfast at Home Anymore
9/22/2014 - Study That Says Women Are Grumpy 10 Days a Year Can Fuck Itself
9/22/2014 - These Bright Pink Timbs Will Blind You With Breast Cancer Awareness
9/22/2014 - Makes Sense
9/22/2014 - Whip-Smart 11-Year-Old Ferguson Kid Is Probably Our Future President
9/22/2014 - Wesleyan Rules That Fraternities Must Accept Women
9/22/2014 - Report: One of Kirsten Gillibrand's Harassers Was Senator Daniel Inouye
9/22/2014 - Restaurant Customers Who Didn't Expect Karma to Kick Their Ass
9/22/2014 - Here's Why the Men in Your Life Forget Everything All the Time
9/22/2014 -
NYT
Public Editor on Shonda Rhimes Piece: 'Astonishingly Tone-Deaf'
9/22/2014 - The First Character Photos from
American Horror Story
Are Stunning
9/22/2014 -
Big Eyes
: Amy Adams Is the Most Famous Artist You've Never Heard Of
9/22/2014 - Melissa Harris-Perry on the
Times
, Shonda Rhimes and Angry White Men
9/22/2014 - News Reporter Resigns Live on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."
9/22/2014 - Report: Ariana Grande's Bad Attitude Causes Life Coach to Quit
9/22/2014 - Grace. Jones.
9/22/2014 - An Important Life Question: Is This Tom Cruise, Y/N?
9/21/2014 - Here Are Kittens Playing With a Kitten Puppet
9/21/2014 - Behold Grace Jones and Bow Down, Please
9/21/2014 - You Can Now Get Marijuana-Infused Pizzas in Some Places
9/21/2014 - Commercial Uses Adorable Puppy to Stop You From Drinking and Driving
9/21/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: You're Never Gonna Get It
9/21/2014 - Awesome High School Girls Help Their Bullied Friend Win Homecoming Queen
9/21/2014 - Watch This Kitten and Donkey Become Nuzzle Buddies
9/21/2014 - Meet India's First Transgender TV News Anchor
9/21/2014 - Angelina Jolie Already Slated to Direct Another Film
9/21/2014 - Boko Haram Allegedly Negotiating the Release of Kidnapped School Girls
9/21/2014 - Here's Which Food Each State Can't Stop Talking About
9/21/2014 - There May Be a Link Between PTSD and Food Addiction in Women
9/21/2014 - A Glimpse at Today's Massive Climate March
9/21/2014 - Colin Farrell Is Definitely Going to Be in
True Detective
Season 2
9/21/2014 - Badass Emma Watson Launches UN HeForShe Gender Equality Campaign
9/21/2014 - Pit Bull Puppy Chemically Branded with the Word "Fuck" Gets a Makeover
9/21/2014 - Love Lockdown: Paris Introduces Glass Panels to Prevent Love Locks
9/21/2014 - Gabrielle Union Sends Message of Support in Midst of Photo Hacking
9/21/2014 - KFC Customer Commits Assault With a Deadly Cake
9/20/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Cupid
9/20/2014 - Ugh, More Nudes of Female Celebrities Leaked
9/20/2014 - Over 700 Babies May Have Been Exposed to Tuberculosis at Texas Hospital
9/20/2014 - Watch This Cat Scare the Crap Out of Another Cat Just Trying to Sleep
9/20/2014 - Swedish Man's Rape Conviction Overturned Because of "Sexsomnia"
9/20/2014 - Here's Lady Gaga's Odd New Fragrance Commercial
9/20/2014 - Here's Why You Should Never Propose On a Boat
9/20/2014 - Hillary Clinton Wants To Elect Every Damn Woman on the Ballot
9/20/2014 - Bra Company May Finally Have Your Boobs Figured Out
9/20/2014 - High School Newspaper Dispute Over Use of "Redskins" Ends in Suspension
9/20/2014 - Eva Longoria Is Producing a Political Drama Set in Texas
9/20/2014 - Russia is Importing Banned Food Products By Lying About Them
9/20/2014 - Dude Tries To Win Back Estranged Wife With an iPhone 6
9/20/2014 - Seth Rogen and James Franco Surprise Jimmy Fallon for His Birthday
9/19/2014 - Kylie Jenner Is Just Being Kylie
9/19/2014 - Clay Aiken Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Deserved to Be Hacked
9/19/2014 - Yamma Brown on Domestic Violence: I Ended Up With Someone Like My Dad
9/19/2014 - Isha does so much for me
9/19/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Hilary Swank and John Kerry Are Americans in Paris
9/19/2014 - Let Us Celebrate Clair Huxtable, Feminist Icon, and
The Cosby Show
9/19/2014 - Your Childbirth Horror Stories
9/19/2014 - Holy Shit: Those Plastic Microbeads Are in Your Toothpaste Too
9/19/2014 - Tufts Students Nominate Sexual Assault Activist for Honorary Degree
9/19/2014 - Lawyer Disciplined For Photoshopping Self Into Dozens of Celeb Photos
9/19/2014 - Stevie Nicks Is Having An Art Show For Her Vintage Selfies
9/19/2014 - You've Been Pooping All Wrong
9/19/2014 - Watch This Saint Bernard Demand Hugs From His Human
9/19/2014 - 7 Iranians to Be Jailed and Beaten for Dancing and Lip Syncing 'Happy'
9/19/2014 - Long Island High Schoolers Busted After Appalling Rape T-Shirt Joke
9/19/2014 - Angelina Jolie Inspires More Women to Get Breast Cancer Tests
9/19/2014 - Fans Line Up By the Hundreds to Dump Jersey of 'Woman Beater' Ray Rice
9/19/2014 - The
New York Times
, Shonda Rhimes & How to Get Away With Being Racist
9/19/2014 - These Adorable Icelandic Cops Have the Best Instagram Account Ever
9/19/2014 - BREAKING: Mama June and Sugar Bear Are Allegedly Splitsville
9/19/2014 - Kaley Cuoco Talks Stolen Nude Photos With the Patience of a Saint
9/19/2014 - New App Wants to Help You Cuddle with Total Strangers
9/19/2014 - Moschino's Spring Collection: An Entire Barbie Dream-Wardrobe
9/19/2014 - The Internet Has Some Paranoid Questions About Jill Duggar's Pregnancy
9/19/2014 - Chill-Ass Bun
9/19/2014 - Hope Solo Shouldn't Be Playing Professional Sports, Either
9/19/2014 - The Ghost of Iggy Azalea Spotted Roaming the Streets of London
9/19/2014 - Cancer Charity to Display Ads With Bare Breasts in UK Shopping Centers
9/19/2014 - That Time My Job Involved Tossing Dead Babies Into a Crematory
9/19/2014 - Middle-School Teacher Wins $1 Million on Wheel of Fortune, Flips Out
9/19/2014 - Maths & Maths & Maths & Maths & Maths & Maths
9/19/2014 - Baker on Craigslist Will Only Hire Men Because They Can Lift, Bro
9/19/2014 - Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Her New 'Booty' Video
9/19/2014 - Jon Hamm, Questlove Star in New White House PSA Against Sex Assault
9/19/2014 - Kansas City Could Pass an Anti-Catcalling Law
9/19/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence Went to a Coldplay Show and Knew Every Word
9/18/2014 - Here's Kathie Lee Gifford Being a Giant Drunk Monster
9/18/2014 - Watch This Teen Come Out to His Mother With Shocking Results
9/18/2014 - Old-Ass Scottish Golf Club Deigns to Admit Women
9/18/2014 - This Chipmunk Is So Excited to See you!
9/18/2014 - Ben Affleck Admits He Counted Cards at Casinos
9/18/2014 - Sequin King Ashish Cast All Black Models in His Latest Runway Show
9/18/2014 - Susan Sarandon Channels Sandy Olsson
9/18/2014 - One of t.A.T.u's Fake Lesbians Is Actually A Raging Homophobe
9/18/2014 - Corporate Employers Are Becoming More Accepting of Your Tattoos
9/18/2014 - Doctor Who Has Joined
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
, Which Lives
9/18/2014 - Lululemon's Dude Customers Will Finally Have a Store of Their Own
9/18/2014 - 'Paternalistic' Law Banning Upskirt Photos Thrown Out By Texas Court
9/18/2014 - Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli Is Just Hideous
9/18/2014 - Slender Man Halloween Costumes Inspire Outrage
9/18/2014 - Want to Go to a Public University? You May Be Forced to Do a Sex Quiz
9/18/2014 - Restaurant Flips Off Yelp in the Funniest Way Possible
9/18/2014 - Erika Christensen Made the Worst Rom Com of All Time
9/18/2014 - The
New York Times
Is Last to the Big Booty Party
9/18/2014 - Victoria Beckham Has a New Career in Retail
9/18/2014 - Breaking the Gore Ceiling: GWAR Now Has a Frontwoman
9/18/2014 - Jennifer Lopez Catches Fall's Highly Contagious Denim on Denim Virus
9/18/2014 - Even More Awful Tinder and OkCupid Messages: 'Let Me Fuk That Asshole'
9/18/2014 - Introducing Three New Jezebel Staffers
9/18/2014 - Tina Fey's Kids Had an Adorable
SNL
Playdate
9/18/2014 - Police: NFL Player Head Butted His Wife After She Denied Him Sex
9/18/2014 - The Upcoming GOOPBAMA Dinner: a Fanciful Fundraiser Fan Fic
9/18/2014 - Jon Stewart Calls It: The NFL Has No Idea What the Fuck It's Doing
9/18/2014 - Passenger Shaming: Airplane Travelers Who Are Completely Disgusting
9/18/2014 - A Portrait of Connie Britton and Kirsten Gillibrand as Young Roommates
9/18/2014 - Gucci: For the Eccentric '70s Rock Star in You
9/18/2014 - Old Navy Hosts a Fashion Show with the Only People Worth Knowing
9/18/2014 - Naomi Campbell Covers
W
Magazine, Loses Her Arms in the Process
9/18/2014 - We Need to Talk About Women Who Regret Motherhood
9/18/2014 - Terrible News: Matthew 'Dallas' McConaughey Won't Be in
Magic Mike XXL
9/18/2014 - Wendy Williams Reveals She and Joan Rivers Had the Same Doctor
9/18/2014 - Hot New Workout: Wear Wedge Sneakers and Pretend You're in the Club
9/18/2014 - Perfection in Casting: Aubrey Plaza Will Voice Grumpy Cat
9/18/2014 - 11-Year-Old Girl Trying to Break Figure Skating Record for Charity
9/18/2014 - Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Lip Syncing 'Endless Love' Is Hilarious
9/18/2014 - Miley Cyrus Angers Mexico By Desecrating Mexican Flag With Fake Butt
9/18/2014 - How To Tip ROYGBIV
9/17/2014 - Pregnant Woman Gives Birth After Fighting Off Mugger
9/17/2014 - Buy This Kimye Sweater to Hand Down to Future Generations
9/17/2014 - These Genius Earrings are Hiding a Grosstastic Secret
9/17/2014 - Restaurant Makes Horrible Abuse Joke in Support of Adrian Peterson
9/17/2014 - Angry Baby Owl Now Owns Your Heart, Your Car and Your Home
9/17/2014 - 'Cruel' Models Bully Kendall Jenner During Fashion Week
9/17/2014 - Kindly Old Man Posts 'Vile' Porn in Windows to Scare Off Indian Family
9/17/2014 - Ariana Grande Is Loving Life Right Now
9/17/2014 - Even the Ancient Egyptians Loved Their Hair Extensions
9/17/2014 - 'A What Ho!' 1920s Article on Racy Swimwear Is a Must-Read
9/17/2014 - Who's Buying Music, Is It You?
9/17/2014 - Sherri Shepherd's Ex Still Wants Her to Be Surrogate Baby's Legal Mom
9/17/2014 - This Cat Is High as Hell
9/17/2014 - Screw Waldo: Let's Play
Find the Dildo
9/17/2014 - The Bey Photoshop Controversy Is Spiraling Out of Control
9/17/2014 - The Problem With Baby Hairs, 'Urban' and the Fashion Industry
9/17/2014 - Country Club Wedding Allegedly Culminates in Hundred-Person Brawl
9/17/2014 - British Dog Eats Thong, Has Surgery, Eats Another Thong
9/17/2014 - "I'd love to be able to wrap my arms around him"
9/17/2014 - Why Do Men Want to Be OB-GYNs? A Few Doctors Weighed In.
9/17/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Lauren Conrad's Wedding Was Whimsical as Fuck
9/17/2014 - Reporter Asks Sydney Leathers Why She Needs School If She Has Porn
9/17/2014 - Normcore Is Spreading: Sweatshirts Are Now Fashionable
9/17/2014 - De Beers Says Diamond Prices Will Rise Soon Because Reasons
9/17/2014 - Target’s New Ad Features Gay Couple and Their Child
9/17/2014 - Waitress-Groping Finance Bro Doesn't Think Grabbing Ass Is a Big Deal
9/17/2014 - Judd Apatow Is Doing a Series for Netflix
9/17/2014 - Chinese Woman Awarded $5,000 After Man "Swindles" Her Out of Virginity
9/17/2014 - More Dudes Who Will Not Be Ignored: 'Remind Me to Slap Your Momma'
9/17/2014 - London Fashion Week Hosted a Big, Splashy Plus-Size Runway Show
9/17/2014 - The Cheesecake Factory's Parody of 'Fancy' Is a Beautiful Nightmare
9/17/2014 -
Mindy Project
: Danny Castellano Strips and Dances in His Underwear
9/17/2014 - Blossom Doesn't Like
Frozen
, Either
9/17/2014 - Here Are Some of the Silliest Fast Food Breakfast Items in Existence
9/17/2014 - Alison Bechdel Won a MacArthur Genius Grant. Because She’s a Genius.
9/17/2014 - Over 22 Years Old? Men Find You Less and Less Attractive Every Day.
9/17/2014 - Krispy Kreme Is Selling
Ghostbusters
Donuts
9/17/2014 - Woman Trades Her Diamond Ring for Son's School Tuition
9/17/2014 - Meredith Vieira Shares Her Own Experience with Domestic Violence
9/17/2014 - Man Spends 15 Years Building Elaborate Home for His Family Of Cats
9/17/2014 - Report: Joan Rivers' Doctor Took Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
9/17/2014 - WHAT IS GOING ON????
9/16/2014 - Here It Is: The Most Awful Profile On Tinder
9/16/2014 - Russian Woman On Motorcycle Hates Litter, Throws Garbage Back At People
9/16/2014 - Here are 30 Real, Unretouched Butts, Because They Do Exist
9/16/2014 - Gay Fashion Photographer Blinded With Gasoline in Suspected Hate Crime
9/16/2014 - Here's Definitive Proof That Dogs Make the Best Babysitters
9/16/2014 - John Travolta on Gay Rumors: 'It's Just About People Wanting Money'
9/16/2014 - Diane Keaton Has Just Fallen in Love With Amy Poehler
9/16/2014 - Just another day at Jezebel...
9/16/2014 - Critic Uses Review to Skeeve on Tween One Direction Fans
9/16/2014 - When 1 in 5 Men Have Abused Women, We Need New Statistics
9/16/2014 - Worst Date In History Ends in Sex, Chest Tattoos, Violent Death
9/16/2014 - Abbi and Ilana's Webseries Will Help You Miss
Broad City
Slightly Less
9/16/2014 - Anheuser-Busch Sternly Urges NFL to Stop Acting Like Stupid Meatheads
9/16/2014 - Watch a Fascinating Docuseries on the Duke Porn Star
9/16/2014 - Dakota Fanning Plays a Sex-Starved Young Victorian in
Effie Gray
9/16/2014 - Homeless Dudebro: 'It's Not Like I Forgot How to Get Pussy'
9/16/2014 - NYC Now Has a Real,
Friends
-Approved Central Perk
9/16/2014 - Taylor Swift Takes Olivia Benson the Cat for a Walk
9/16/2014 - Kate Dries Should No Longer Be Employed by Jezebel.com
9/16/2014 - Soon You Can Get Married in a Gown Inspired by
Frozen
's Elsa
9/16/2014 - Why David Fincher's New GAP Ads Are Fucking Terrible.
9/16/2014 - Love Weed? Need a Job? Here Are Some Options.
9/16/2014 - Women Sitting with Their Legs Up
9/16/2014 - Vera Bradley Ditches the Diaper Bag Paisley for Sleek Leather
9/16/2014 - The Top Songs Favored by EuropaFM, Southern Spain's Pop Music Channel
9/16/2014 - Meet Mz. 007, the 'Fat Fly Chick' Who Is Very Important
9/16/2014 - Cheating Man Confronted By His Three Girlfriends
9/16/2014 - Well, Here's Benedict Cumberbatch Dressed as Soaking Wet Mr. Darcy
9/16/2014 - America Loves Political 'Bad Boys,' Can't Guarantee Fair Pay for Women
9/16/2014 - Server Posts Epic Facebook Response After Customer Harasses Her
9/16/2014 - Tiny Hamster Gobbles Tiny Hot Dogs in Tiny Competitive Eating Contest
9/16/2014 - Mom Flips Lid Because Kid's Barbie Sounds Like It's Saying 'Fuck'
9/16/2014 - Tom Ford: For the Sexy, Slinky Rocker Chick in You
9/16/2014 - Surge is Coming Back, and May God Have Mercy On Our Souls
9/16/2014 - Eva Mendes Gives Birth: Ryan Gosling Has a Gosling
9/16/2014 - FYI: 'Blood Hounds' Are Dudes Who Really, Really Love Period Sex
9/16/2014 - NFL's Domestic Violence Solved By Hiring 4 Women, Firing Rihanna
9/16/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Is the New Queen of
Sesame Street
9/16/2014 - OKCupid Dude Will Not Be Ignored: 'You Self Involved Princess'
9/16/2014 - Cal State Sorority Celebrates Taco Tuesday with Gangster Costumes
9/16/2014 - Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Are Dressed to Thrill
9/16/2014 - Hell the Fuck No It Is Not Christmas Shopping Season Yet
9/16/2014 - Now That We've Got Neon and Crop Tops, Where Does Plus-Size Go Next?
9/16/2014 - CoverGirl on NFL Sponsporship: We Support 'Female Empowerment'
9/16/2014 -
Django Unchained
Actress to Cops: 'Is It Just Because I'm Black?'
9/16/2014 - Barbra Streisand Appears on Late Night TV for First Time in 50 Years
9/16/2014 - Rihanna to CBS and NFL: 'Fuck You!'
9/15/2014 - Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong Snuck in Lots of Pot References on
DWTS
9/15/2014 - Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial Is the Best Response to the NFL
9/15/2014 - Be Afraid:
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Is Getting a Reboot
9/15/2014 - This Tiny Pig Dancing in the Grass Is Everything
9/15/2014 - Here is a tarantula in a party hat
9/15/2014 - See Part One of Jay Z and Beyoncé's Bonnie and Clyde Trilogy
Bang Bang
9/15/2014 - Sharon Osbourne Has Some Fighting Words for U2
9/15/2014 - Angry, Horny Ghost Ruins Woman's Marriage
9/15/2014 - 'Bumpie' Is the Pregnancy Bump-Selfie Combo of Your Nightmares
9/15/2014 - "I'm Sorry, We're Out of Bread -- Here's an Octopus Instead"
9/15/2014 - Vivienne Westwood Backs Scottish Independence at London Fashion Week
9/15/2014 - The
Scandal
Collection for The Limited Looks Pretty Great
9/15/2014 - Reminder: Police Suck At Handling Campus Rape Allegations, Too
9/15/2014 - Ovulating Women Prefer Penetration Porn
9/15/2014 - Why Is Everybody Suddenly Talking About Olive Garden?
9/15/2014 -
Outlander
Recap, Episode Six: Black Jack Randall Is a Damn Nightmare
9/15/2014 - Blossom Wants to Know, What Is An Ariana Grande?
9/15/2014 - Whether You Say 'Um' or 'Uh' Is Based on Where You Were Raised
9/15/2014 - What Former Sluts Tell Their Daughters About Sex
9/15/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence Has a List of Demands in the Full
Mockingjay
Trailer
9/15/2014 - Kimye's Marriage Lasted 114 Days, So Wendy Williams Ate (a Real) Crow
9/15/2014 - Robin Thicke Was High When He Recorded "Blurred Lines"
9/15/2014 - High Schoolers Protest Unrealistic Dress Code After 200 Get Detention
9/15/2014 - That One Time Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's Body Bag
9/15/2014 - Suddenly, Republicans Are All About Getting You Birth Control
9/15/2014 - Ellen and Kristen Wiig Sing the Best Worst Cover of 'Let It Go' Ever
9/15/2014 - There's No Freakout Like a SoulCycle Freakout
9/15/2014 - Fox Hosts Agree: 'Meatless Mondays' Is Liberal Propaganda
9/15/2014 -
Sesame Street
Spoofs
Star Wars
with 'Star S'Mores' Parody
9/15/2014 - Mom and Teens Vandalize High School Football Field with Giant Dick
9/15/2014 - These Are The Seven Best Lesbian Anime Series Ever Made
9/15/2014 - Thanks to the NFL, Cover Girl Has a PR Nightmare On Its Hands
9/15/2014 - Restaurant Customers Who Stubbornly Refused to Understand Food Words
9/15/2014 - Man Accused of Killing Ex-Girlfriend's Dog and Feeding It to Her
9/15/2014 - The Iggy Azalea Sex Tape Mess Gets More Disgusting By the Day
9/15/2014 - Meet Your Jumpsuit-Clad Miss America, Whose Talent Is the Cups Game
9/15/2014 - Urban Outfitters Offers 'Vintage' Blood-Splattered Kent State Shirt [Updated]
9/15/2014 - Ten-Year-Old Girl Destroys JROTC Competitors in Push Up Contest
9/15/2014 - Mindy Kaling 'Misspoke' About Abortion Being Too Serious for Sitcoms
9/14/2014 - Congressman Advises 'Sexting' As a Way to Encourage Voting
9/14/2014 - Nicole Richie Kindly Asks That You Caption This Photo of Her and a Fan
9/14/2014 - Chemistry Teacher Arrested For Drugs Allegedly Had 'Date Rape Recipes'
9/14/2014 - Watch Two Adorable Puppies Pretend to Be Gardeners
9/14/2014 - California High School Bans Chick-Fil-A Over Anti-Gay Marriage Stance
9/14/2014 - Tom Hardy Says He Won't Make a Romantic Comedy Ever Again
9/14/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: That Time Two Dudes Crashed Sarah Palin's Show
9/14/2014 - Baby Girl Does Not Take Kindly to Dad's Beard-Shaving Peekaboo Surprise
9/14/2014 - Cecily Strong is 'Genuinely Happy' About
SNL
's Weekend Update Change-Up
9/14/2014 - Horrific: Remains of Three Infants Found in Condemned MA Home
9/14/2014 - The Longer You Procrastinate, the Worse Your Grade Will Be
9/14/2014 -
Orange Is The New Black
Set to the
Golden Girls
Theme Is Perfect
9/14/2014 - Woman Pleads Not Guilty in Awful Rape Prank Case
9/14/2014 - Ferrets Flip Their Shit Over Box Full of Packing Peanuts
9/14/2014 - Even Mark Sanford's Ex-Fiancée Was Surprised by That Facebook Post
9/14/2014 - Hundreds of Fans Gather for Unveiling of Amy Winehouse Statue
9/14/2014 - Behold, Chris Pratt's Headshot, Circa 2000
9/14/2014 - Black Woman Shows PDA with White Husband, Questioned for Prostitution
9/14/2014 - Martha Stewart Throws Major Shade at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Lifestyle
9/14/2014 - High School Students Served Maggot-Infested Potatoes, Rotten Meat
9/13/2014 - Saturday Night Social: There's a Stare about This Cat
9/13/2014 - Elders Reacting to
Fifty Shades
Trailer Is Way Better than
Fifty Shades
9/13/2014 - The Pope Will Marry Couples Deemed to Be "Living in Sin"
9/13/2014 - Children of Man Fatally Shot By 9-Year-Old Girl Release Statement
9/13/2014 - Dead Lion Found in Freezer During UK Restaurant Health Inspection
9/13/2014 - Mari the Mean Shiba Inu Does Not Want Your Damn Kisses
9/13/2014 - Kathy Griffin: CBS Did Not Even Consider a Female
Late Late Show
Host
9/13/2014 - Good God the Trailer for
Serena
is Gorgeous
9/13/2014 - Your Boobs Are Poised for a Major Breakthrough
9/13/2014 - Etsy Will Not Allow "Redskins" Items
9/13/2014 - Mark Sanford Calls It Quits with Argentinian Fiancée
9/13/2014 - Jay Z and Beyoncé Allegedly Drop Pregnancy Announcement on Tour
9/13/2014 - Why Burger King's Black Cheese Burger is Actually Pretty Cool
9/12/2014 - This photo makes me uncomfortable
9/12/2014 - Zooey Deschanel and the Giant Inflatable Swan
9/12/2014 - Microbiome Hackers Want to Make Your Pussy Taste Like Diet Cola
9/12/2014 - Walt Disney World Is Getting a
Frozen
Ride, of Course
9/12/2014 - 2015 Met Gala Will Probably Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
9/12/2014 - Your Vagina is a Hot Wet Cave of Drugs
9/12/2014 - Revealed: Instagram Accounts for All Your Favorite Dolls
9/12/2014 - Nicki Minaj Wants to Speak to Students, Her Old High School Says 'Nah'
9/12/2014 - How Madeleine Davies Says Goodbye
9/12/2014 - Billy Eichner Screamed in Letterman's Face and They Both Loved It
9/12/2014 - Columbia Students Drag Mattresses Onto Campus to Support Rape Survivor
9/12/2014 - #VogueArticles Hashtag Spanks Magazine Over Incorrect Butt History
9/12/2014 - Out With the Old, In With the New
9/12/2014 - Marc Jacobs, for the Normcore Military Leader in You
9/12/2014 - 'Apparently Kid' Cashed In and Made a Pet Food Commercial
9/12/2014 - Your Gnarliest Poop Stories
9/12/2014 - World's Worst People Defiantly Wear Ray Rice Jerseys to Football Game
9/12/2014 - Guess what we're talking about
9/12/2014 - Tennessee Is the Next Major Abortion Battleground
9/12/2014 - The World's Cutest Dog Cost $13,000 and Is Owned by Paris Hilton
9/12/2014 - A Comprehensive List of Foods That Look Like Dicks, Ranked
9/12/2014 - Misty Copeland on Being Black in Ballet: 'People Are Narrow Minded'
9/12/2014 - 'Girl on Girl Movies' Are
Totally
Making You Gay, Young Ladies
9/12/2014 - Here's Your First Look at the Dick-Centric
Veronica Mars
Spinoff
9/12/2014 - Facebook Takes Down Page Showing How to Use a Female Condom
9/12/2014 - How to Get Over an Ex By Obsessing About Them Even More
9/12/2014 - Malala's Attackers Have Been Arrested
9/12/2014 - $150 Will Get You This Bottle of Sparking Non-Alcoholic Wine With GOLD
9/12/2014 - Robin Givens Has Been in Janay Rice's Shoes
9/12/2014 - Susan Miller’s Illness Has Astrology Fans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
9/12/2014 - Freak Mutant Cat Survives 17 Story Fall From Building
9/12/2014 - How to Bone If You've Got a Bad Back
9/12/2014 - Dear Men: Having a Daughter Does Not Make You a Girl Expert
9/12/2014 - Janelle Monáe Teaches
Sesame Street
the Power of Perseverance
9/12/2014 - Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty of Culpable Homicide
9/12/2014 - Cops Violently Tackle High School Student for Using Her Phone
9/12/2014 - Little Girl Saddened to Learn That President Obama Isn't Beyoncé
9/12/2014 - Iggy Azalea's Skeevy Ex Is Allegedly Shopping Around a Sex Tape
9/11/2014 - Michael Che to Become First Ever Black Anchor of SNL's Weekend Update
9/11/2014 - Show Prince Harry Some Love and Caption This Photo
9/11/2014 - Ethan Hawke on Robin Williams: It Was Obvious He Was in Pain
9/11/2014 - Jerk Steals Pumpkins from Garden of Preschoolers in New Mexico
9/11/2014 - CBS Cancels Rihanna's Song Before Thursday Night Football Game
9/11/2014 - Nick Jonas Did A Striptease For A Thousand At Packed New York Gay Club
9/11/2014 - It's Thursday Evening, So Here Are Some Puppies Playing With Kittens
9/11/2014 - Iggy Azalea Wants You to Know That She Doesn't Have a Sex Tape
9/11/2014 - I'm Obsessed With Serial Killers
9/11/2014 -
Vogue
Editor's Neighbors Are Pissed About Her Stupid Geothermal Well
9/11/2014 - Walt Disney Was a Miserable Bastard Before Mickey Mouse
9/11/2014 - Tim Tebow Hired as
Good Morning America
Correspondent (Spit Take)
9/11/2014 - Twitter Thinks Domestic Airlines Are the Worst (Because They Are)
9/11/2014 - You Might Not Be Racist But Your OKCupid Habits May Suggest Otherwise
9/11/2014 - Jon Stewart's Post-9/11
Daily Show
Was Tearful, Hopeful & Amazing
9/11/2014 - "Cell Block Tango" Remixed With All Your Favorite Divas
9/11/2014 - 24-Year-Old Woman Actually Missing a Large Part of Her Brain
9/11/2014 - You Prefer to Date Fat Guys So You Don't Feel So Bad About Yourself
9/11/2014 - Indianapolis Colts Donate $100K to Domestic Violence Charity
9/11/2014 - Mets Exec Claims She Was Fired for Being Unmarried and Pregnant
9/11/2014 - Gentlemen: This Is the Only Way to Do Tinder
9/11/2014 - When You're a Black Woman, You're Never Good Enough to Be a Victim
9/11/2014 - College Finally Bans Wild 'Rape Factory' Fraternity
9/11/2014 - The Betsey Johnson Show Delightfully Celebrated Marriage Equality
9/11/2014 - 'Fat Shaming' Doesn't Make People Lose Weight So Shut Your Piehole
9/11/2014 - Misguided and Pointless 'Advice' on the Matter of Naked Selfies
9/11/2014 - World's Biggest Jerk Steals Crops From Humble Fifth Grade Farmers
9/11/2014 - Woman Expertly Uses Facebook to Fake an Entire Vacation
9/11/2014 - NFL Should Ditch the Pink Crap and Recognize Domestic Violence Instead
9/11/2014 - 9/11's Last Surviving Search Dog Goes on
Today
, Tears Ensue
9/11/2014 - What's Reddit Going to Do With Money Made Off Stolen Celebrity Nudes?
9/11/2014 - Stressed Fliers Find Solace in Adorable Puppy and Kitten Videos
9/11/2014 - This Is The Most Intense List of Demands You've Ever Seen On OKCupid
9/11/2014 - Planned Parenthood to Offer Birth Control and Counseling Online
9/11/2014 - Wives Shouldn't Hit 'Testosterone-Filled' Husbands, Says Fox Panelist
9/11/2014 - Serena Williams' Workout Will Inspire You to Get Off Your Sorry Butt
9/11/2014 - Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Premeditated Murder
9/11/2014 - Kanye West Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Migraine
9/11/2014 - Help Me Pick My Roller Derby Name
9/10/2014 - Behold the Glorified Craft Fair Disaster That Is Miley Cyrus' 'Art'
9/10/2014 - Nev Schulman Is Probably The Jerk Everyone Says He Is
9/10/2014 - If You'd Be So Kind, Please Caption This Pic of Benedict Cumberbatch
9/10/2014 - LGBTQ Performers Are Still Treated Unfairly in Liberal-Ass Hollywood
9/10/2014 - Straight Dudes Marry In New Zealand For Trip to Rugby World Cup
9/10/2014 - Ohhh...God: Teen Arrested For Forcing Jesus to Give Him a Blowjob
9/10/2014 - Mike Tyson Calls Host a 'Piece of Shit' For Mentioning Rape Conviction
9/10/2014 - Wow: Some Brave Soul Wants to Adapt the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy for TV
9/10/2014 - Ian McKellen Had a Little Lamb
9/10/2014 - Let's Help This American Hero Get His Cat in the Yearbook
9/10/2014 - Rodarte, for the Sporty Mermaid Princess in You
9/10/2014 - Hell Hath No Fury Like Britney Spears Scorned: She Will Destroy You
9/10/2014 - College Kid Writes Dumbest Possible Op-Ed on Fast Food Wage Strikes
9/10/2014 - Frat's Taylor Swift Lip Dub Is Better Than Taylor Swift Herself
9/10/2014 - Rich People in Hollywood Aren't Vaccinating Their Children
9/10/2014 - According to Advertising, the 1950s Woman Wanted to Fuck Her Appliances
9/10/2014 - Khloe Kardashian Left French Montana Because He Needs Her Too Much
9/10/2014 - Here's That Exhibit Devoted to Sky-High Heels That You Didn't Ask For
9/10/2014 - GoFundMe Will No Longer Crowdfund Sorcery or Abortions
9/10/2014 - NFL Executives Definitely Got the Ray Rice Elevator Tape Months Ago
9/10/2014 - Oscar de la Renta, for the Sugary Sweet Country Club Princess in You
9/10/2014 - Notable Lines from the
New York Times Magazine
Profile of Lena Dunham
9/10/2014 - Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Whale Sex
9/10/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Downtrodden Kardashians Plan Mutiny Against Kim
9/10/2014 - Drinking Soda Won't Ruin You, But Drinking Soda Without Moving Will
9/10/2014 - Have Some Sexy Sailor Moon Lingerie, You Anime-Loving Minx
9/10/2014 - I Will Dress Like a Slob on an Airplane and No One Can Stop Me
9/10/2014 - Gird Your Loins & DVRs: Sarah Silverman & Chris Pratt are Hosting
SNL
9/10/2014 - Watch Jeff Goldblum Sing a Special Version of the
Jurassic Park
Theme
9/10/2014 - Snubbed.
9/10/2014 -
Vogue
Discovers Big Booties
9/10/2014 - Holy Shit Baby Antarctic Fur Seals Are Fucking Cute as Hell
9/10/2014 - Desperados Now Trading Olive Garden Unlimited Pasta Passes on Ebay
9/10/2014 - Anna Wintour Has Never Taken a Selfie and Doesn't Plan to Start Now
9/10/2014 - Male Journalist Seeks Proof Wendy Davis
Really
Had an Abortion
9/10/2014 - Jennifer Lopez: Beauty Is in the Thigh of the Beholder
9/10/2014 - Brian Kilmeade Is a Pig
9/10/2014 - We Could Have Effective Male Birth Control (Without Condoms!) By 2017
9/10/2014 - Jimmy Fallon Signed Britney Spears Up For Tinder
9/10/2014 - Thousands Protest Catholic School's Firing of Pregnant Lesbian Teacher
9/10/2014 - There Won’t Be an Exhibit of Stolen Jennifer Lawrence Pictures After All
9/10/2014 - Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand Says Colleague Who Called Her Fat Is Southern
9/10/2014 - Library of Congress to Receive Hundreds of Rosa Parks' Personal Items
9/10/2014 - Report: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With John Mayer
9/9/2014 - Woman Wears Colander in Driver's License; Becomes Your New Hero
9/9/2014 - OH MY GOD Caption This Photo of Tom Hardy Getting Kissed by a Puppy
9/9/2014 - Angel Haze Is Hanging Out With Ireland Baldwin's Family
9/9/2014 - Watch '99 Red Balloons' Played Using Actual Red Ballons
9/9/2014 - Badass 14-Year-Old Girl Makes Horror Film
9/9/2014 - Guilty Charlie the Beagle Now Desperately Wants Baby to Play Ball
9/9/2014 - FBI Raid Hotel Room in Connection with Kris Jenner Stalker and Hacker
9/9/2014 - Baltimore Restaurants Offer a Big "Fuck You" to Ray Rice
9/9/2014 - Julia Stiles Would Like a Middle Finger Emoji
9/9/2014 - Lady Finds Eggs of World's Most Poisonous Spider In Groceries
9/9/2014 - Jill Duggar Sent Out Literally One THOUSAND Wedding Invitations
9/9/2014 - Influential Books List Betrays the Fact that Most Adults Don't Read
9/9/2014 - This Kid Is So Done With Obama He Can't Even Keep Himself Upright
9/9/2014 - Jessica Chastain Won't Be the Hero's Girl, But She'll Be the Hero
9/9/2014 - The Majority of American Adults Are Single
9/9/2014 - Versus Versace: For the Flashy Rock Goddess in You
9/9/2014 - Ask a Mortician: How Can I Give My Pet a Good Death at Home?
9/9/2014 - Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Will Shade Each Other to the Death
9/9/2014 - Teens Invent 'Tampon Run' Game to De-Stigmatize Periods
9/9/2014 - Florida Woman Makes Love to Motorcycle in Front of Neighborhood Kids
9/9/2014 - NBC News Producer Uploaded Secret Sex Tape of Girlfriend to Porn Site
9/9/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence, Overachiever, Is Most Successful Action Heroine Ever
9/9/2014 - America Is Realizing Flavored Vodka Is Candy-Coated Barf
9/9/2014 - Carolina Herrera, for the Sophisticated Patron of the Arts in You
9/9/2014 - Nuns Battling Birth Control Mandate Reject New Fix
9/9/2014 - DiGiorno Crashes Discussion on Domestic Violence With Pizza Joke
9/9/2014 - Trying to Change Your Regional Accent Is Practically Impossible
9/9/2014 -
Scandal
Teaser: Where on Earth Is Olivia Pope?
9/9/2014 - Women Prep for Autumn with Craigslist Ad Seeking 'Fall Boyfriends'
9/9/2014 - Soak in Sarah Jessica Parker's Luxe Bathtub for a Mere $22 Million
9/9/2014 - Martine Rothblatt Is Maybe the Most Fascinating Woman on the Planet
9/9/2014 - Dashing Robert Downey Jr. Talks Drugs and Dysfunction in
Vanity Fair
9/9/2014 - $90 Slim Engagement Box Solves Marriage Crisis
9/9/2014 - 51-Year-Old Pregnant Single Mom Defies Age Barriers Using Lots of Cash
9/9/2014 - The Best Commentary on Ray Rice's Suspension Comes From Joe Biden
9/9/2014 - Bill Murray Has Some Suggestions for That All-Female
Ghostbusters
Movie
9/9/2014 - Can I Interest You in an Erotic
Downton Abbey
Getaway?
9/9/2014 - Miley Cyrus Knows the 'Yummy Cum' Recipe to Make Semen Taste Better
9/9/2014 - Nev Schulman Declares His Elevator 'Abuse Free'; Internet LOLs
9/9/2014 - New Dr. Seuss Book Featuring Horton and the Grinch Hits Stores Today
9/9/2014 - The Strict Rules of Interacting With Ariana Grande
9/9/2014 - Trans Women Offer Women's Colleges A New Way To Support An Old Mission
9/8/2014 - Real Ducks doing the
DuckTales
Theme Is
Literally
the Best Thing Ever
9/8/2014 - Caption This Pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger Gazing At His New Portrait
9/8/2014 - 'Most Likely to Skinny Dip' Award Freaking Everyone Out in New Mexico
9/8/2014 - Court Rules It's Totally Cool for Yelp to Extort Businesses
9/8/2014 - Indiana Woman Kept in Cage as Sex Slave for Two Months
9/8/2014 - Here's a Raccoon Reading the Paper to Save Print Media
9/8/2014 - Beyoncé and Jay-Z Crashed a Wedding While on Vacation in Italy
9/8/2014 - LET THE NEW ROYAL BABY HYSTERIA COMMENCE: Everything You Need to Know
9/8/2014 - Victoria Beckham Is a Work of Art
9/8/2014 - Michael C. Hall Is Taking His Angry Inch to Broadway
9/8/2014 - Christmas Is Cancelled: Pumpkin Spice Condoms Are a Goddamn Hoax
9/8/2014 - So, this is a thing that happened: [NSFW]
9/8/2014 -
WSJ
Attempts to Drum Up Sympathy for Paupers Making $400K a Year
9/8/2014 - What in the Hell Is a Selfie Brush and Why Would Anyone Need One
9/8/2014 - Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Has a Makeup Line
9/8/2014 -
Outlander
Recap, Episode Five: This Is the Worst Road Trip Ever
9/8/2014 - Alexander Wang, for the Sporty Cyberpunk in You
9/8/2014 - Worst Girlfriend Ever Runs Over Half-Naked Man's Scooter, Dignity
9/8/2014 - Twitter to Enable Your Shopping Addiction With a 'Buy Now' Button
9/8/2014 - 'Yes Means Yes' Laws Will Not Ruin Sex Forever, Despite Idiotic Fears
9/8/2014 - Ye Olde Dope-As-Fuck Jezebel Staff
9/8/2014 - Cops Write Jaywalking Tickets as Rapist Stalks University of Florida
9/8/2014 - This Brutally Honest Invite is How We Should All Be Doing Weddings
9/8/2014 - Redditor Reminds Us Not to Put Peppermint on our Lady Parts
9/8/2014 - The 10 Swiftiest Excerpts from Taylor Swift's
Rolling Stone
Interview
9/8/2014 - Jennifer Lopez Has an Affair With a Teenager in
The Boy Next Door
9/8/2014 - Megachurch Prick Mark Driscoll: Women Are Homes for Penises
9/8/2014 - Zosia Mamet Opens Up About Eating Disorder That Rocked Her Family
9/8/2014 - New Zealanders Click on Celeb Nude Photos Link, Get Malware Instead
9/8/2014 - Tracy Reese, for the Romantic Garden Party Glamour Girl in You
9/8/2014 - Watch Nicki Minaj Try to Teach Models the Anaconda Dance Moves
9/8/2014 - Sorority Girls Allegedly Shitting All Over Mississippi State's Campus
9/8/2014 - Maya Angelou's Posthumous Hip Hop Album Drops This Fall
9/8/2014 - New
American Horror Story
Trailer: 3 Breasts, a Beard and 2 Heads
9/8/2014 - $100 Will Get You a Pass to Eat Olive Garden Pasta Until You Explode
9/8/2014 - Instagrammers Are Making Fashion Rental Businesses Rich
9/8/2014 - Nude Bras for Women Of Color Will Finally Be a Real Thing
9/8/2014 - More Tales of Unbelievably Dumb Restaurant Customers
9/8/2014 - If You Care About Women and Still Support the NFL, You Are a Hypocrite
9/8/2014 - Whoa, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Secretly Got Married
9/8/2014 - New Cab Company With Female Drivers Is for Women, by Women
9/8/2014 - Here's Your First Listen of Tom Hiddleston Covering Hank Williams
9/8/2014 - Metahuman Serena Williams Dominates US Open, Wins 18th Grand Slam
9/8/2014 - Kate Middleton and Prince William Expecting Second Royal Baby
9/7/2014 - Caption This Picture of Anthony Mackie Snapping a Selfie with a Fan
9/7/2014 - Two Women in Their 90s Wed After Spending Decades Together as a Couple
9/7/2014 -
Harry Potter
's JK Rowling Tells Off 'Fan' Angry Dumbledore Was Gay
9/7/2014 - EXCLUSIVE Video: Benedict Cumberbatch Spotted Eating
9/7/2014 - Study Finds Restaurant-Goers Care More About Authenticity Than Hygiene
9/7/2014 - Celebrate Grandparents Day with Badass Twitter Granny Baddie Winkle
9/7/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: This Is Hardly Personal
9/7/2014 - Idaho Woman Keeps the Party Going After Teen Passes Out, Administers IV
9/7/2014 - Bulldogs Feverishly Attempt to Save Tire From Villainous Water
9/7/2014 - Woman Becomes First Quadruple Amputee to Model at New York Fashion Week
9/7/2014 - While Celebs Attend Joan Rivers' Funeral, Fans Slam Clinic's Yelp Page
9/7/2014 - Model Andreja Pejic Is Crowdfunding an Autobiographical Documentary
9/7/2014 - Cat Serenely Naps With a Little Frog on Its Head
9/7/2014 - Jack the Ripper’s Identity Revealed, Thanks to DNA Analysis
9/7/2014 - This Woman's Photos Could Be Your Life
9/7/2014 - OK Cop Charged with Sexual Assault of 8 Women Gets to Go Home
9/7/2014 - The Final
Dirty Dancing
Scene without Music Is So Very Awkward
9/7/2014 - A Gluten-Free Product Ingredient is a Potential Allergen Risk
9/7/2014 - Reddit Has Banned /r/TheFappening
9/7/2014 - Pile of Ancient Roman Jewelry Found Under Modern Department Store
9/7/2014 - Miley Cyrus to Debut "Dirty Hippie" Art Collection at NY Fashion Week
9/6/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Dr. Ian Malcolm
9/6/2014 - It Just Doesn't Get Any More Chill Than This Dog Enjoying a Spa Day
9/6/2014 - Peplum and Velour: The Kardashian Kids Line for Toddlers
9/6/2014 - How San Francisco Is Protecting Abortion Clinics from Harassment
9/6/2014 - Here's That Alternate Ending for
How I Met Your Mother
9/6/2014 - Looks Like We're Getting a Female Superhero TV Show. Finally.
9/6/2014 - Man Swallowed Whole by Tidal Wave of Adorable Bunnies
9/6/2014 - Indiana Man Raped and Tortured His Wife Under Forced "Slave Contract"
9/6/2014 - I Watched the Only Rom Com I Refused to Watch
9/6/2014 - Here Are the Most and Least Obese States in the US
9/6/2014 - FKA Twigs' Cover of "Stay With Me" Is Perfection
9/6/2014 - Wendy Davis Discusses Her Two Abortions in Upcoming Memoir
9/6/2014 - Taco Bell is Product Testing a Biscuit Taco
9/6/2014 - The First Cristina Yang-less
Grey's Anatomy
Trailer Is Here
9/6/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Sucks at Everything Except Acting
9/5/2014 - CDC Study: 1 in 5 Women in the United States Have Been Raped
9/5/2014 - Like Many Of Us, Shaun White Daydreams About Burritos
9/5/2014 - Crocodile/Diamond Birkin Bag Expected to Fetch Over $200K at Auction
9/5/2014 - Aviva Drescher and Her Prosthetic Leg Got Fired from
RHONY
9/5/2014 - Teens Use Ice Bucket Challenge to Dump Human Waste on Teen with Autism
9/5/2014 - My Fart Will Go On
9/5/2014 - Jemaine Clement's Vampire Mocumentary Is Coming to a Theater Near You
9/5/2014 - Missouri Is About to Pass One of the Worst Abortion Laws in the Nation
9/5/2014 - Help: My Friend Is On Drugs and I Just Can't With Her Right Now
9/5/2014 - Bed Bugs Are Riding ALL the New York City Subways Right Now
9/5/2014 - Golden Retriever Loves Watching Football SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD
9/5/2014 - Your Weirdest Turn On
9/5/2014 - Kmart Wants to Get Away with Running a Christmas Ad in September
9/5/2014 - Area College Guy Thinks Ladies Should Prevent Their Own Rapes
9/5/2014 - It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Jezebel
9/5/2014 - Tom Brady Whines and Pouts to Get Gisele's Attention
9/5/2014 - Cancel Your Therapy Appointment: It's the Best Love Advice Column Ever
9/5/2014 - Cal Poly Ex-Delta Sigma Phi President Arrested for Drug Dealing
9/5/2014 - Tadashi Shoji: For the Glorious Venetian Noble in You
9/5/2014 - Woman Not Allowed to Talk About Sexism Without Having Her Hair Curled
9/5/2014 - [nods]
9/5/2014 - These Giant Quilted Polyester Penises Are the Highest Form of Art
9/5/2014 - A 100% Foolproof Guide to Not Having Your Nudes Leaked Online
9/5/2014 - Model Liu Wen on Landing a Beauty Contract: 'Life-Changing'
9/5/2014 - Man Gropes Off-Duty Deputy U.S. Marshal, Gets Kicked in the Dick
9/5/2014 - Bras Don't Cause Breast Cancer, According to New Study
9/5/2014 - Yet More Evidence The
Parks and Rec
Cast Is Painfully Charming
9/5/2014 - Here Is Anna Wintour Using an Archaic Flip Phone
9/5/2014 - NYC Teachers Wear Shirts to Support Cops After Cop Murders Black Man
9/5/2014 - 19 Years Ago, Someone Named Her Daughter Cherries Waffles Tennis.
9/5/2014 - Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Remember Joan Rivers' Acid Wit
9/5/2014 - Student Wears Short Skirt to School, Gets Punished With 'Shame Suit'
9/5/2014 - Cee-Lo Green Pulled From Military Base Performance
9/5/2014 - Man Sent to Prison for Texting His Ex-Girlfriend Thousands of Times
9/5/2014 - Jay-Z Wishes Beyoncé Happy Birthday via Video (No Mention of Divorce)
9/4/2014 - Forty-Three Socks Found in Stomach of Clueless Great Dane
9/4/2014 - It Doesn't Get Better: Number of Homeless LGBT Youth On the Rise
9/4/2014 - TV Host Asks Dan Stevens if He Had to 'Beat Off' Other Men for a Role
9/4/2014 - Pelt Yourself With Hash Browns: The Esquire Guide for Portly Men
9/4/2014 - Scientists Would Like to Remind Us Being LGBT Is Not A Mental Disorder
9/4/2014 - Goop Teaches Readers How to Make a Bed
9/4/2014 - Florida Restaurant Bans Ketchup For Customers Over 10 Years Old
9/4/2014 - Scarlett Johansson Gave Birth
9/4/2014 - Time-Lapse of Little Girl Walking to School Is Absolutely Delightful
9/4/2014 - Joan Rivers Will Be Missed By Many
9/4/2014 - Florida Republican Congressman Holds Men-Only Fundraiser
9/4/2014 - Chris Pratt Threw an Adorably Bad Pitch at a Cubs Game
9/4/2014 - Let's Make the Ultimate PMS Playlist
9/4/2014 - Fashion Ditches Skinny Dudes for Beefcakes With Bulging Biceps
9/4/2014 - Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Rejected on Tinder
9/4/2014 - Chicago Alderman Rehires City Worker Who Threatened to Rape Colleagues
9/4/2014 - Peak Boho Bride: Hearst Is Launching
Elle Weddings
9/4/2014 - War Machine Pleads 'Not Guilty' to Attempted Murder Charges
9/4/2014 - Student Uses Beyoncé's Birthday as an Excuse to Skip Class
9/4/2014 - I've been married four months, time for diaper ads on Facebook
9/4/2014 - BCBG Max Azria: For the Ethereal Dream-Warrior in You
9/4/2014 - Bob 'Transvaginal Probe' McDonnell Found Guilty of Corruption
9/4/2014 - Goodbye, Barbie: Lego Dethrones Mattel As the World's Top Toymaker
9/4/2014 - Beverley Mitchell's New Baby Is Super Cute
9/4/2014 - South Texas Women No Longer Have to Travel 200 Miles For Abortions
9/4/2014 - Here Is Your Reminder That Cats Are High-Performance Athletes
9/4/2014 - Joan Rivers Has Died
9/4/2014 - Let's Hope This Robot Cyclops Vacuum Renders Housework Unnecessary
9/4/2014 - Pam Oliver on Being Replaced By Erin Andrews: 'It's Just a Job Change'
9/4/2014 - Conditions Which Must Be Met for Simultaneous Orgasm
9/4/2014 - Is the Tide Finally Turning Against Fast Fashion?
9/4/2014 - Finnick to Romance Daenerys Targaryen in
Me Before You
9/4/2014 - Watch the Teaser for J. Lo and Iggy Azalea's 'Booty' Featuring...Booty
9/4/2014 - Notorious Photographer Terry Richardson Now Working for Evisu Jeans
9/4/2014 - Some of Us Liked Chris Pratt Before It Was Cool
9/4/2014 - Florida Gallery Plans 'Art' Exhibit of Stolen Jennifer Lawrence Images
9/4/2014 - Ricky Gervais Broke My Heart
9/4/2014 - CVS Drug Stores Stop Selling Tobacco Products Early
9/4/2014 - Miley Cyrus and Her Tongue Are Fighting With the Dominican Republic
9/4/2014 - Scott Disick ODs in
Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons
Trailer
9/4/2014 - Woman Falls Three Stories at MIT Frat Party
9/4/2014 - Gisele Fights Haters of Her Under Armour Ads in Her Under Armour Ad
9/4/2014 - Conan O'Brien Offers His Take on the Celebrity Nude Photo Hack
9/4/2014 - Woman Discovers 'Rape Room' in Comic Book Store; Is Promptly Fired
9/4/2014 - Betty White Is Not Dead So Put Away Your Sackcloth and Ashes
9/4/2014 - Finally: LGBT Groups Allowed to March in NYC St. Patrick’s Day Parade
9/4/2014 - New
DWTS
Cast: Betsey Johnson and the Dude from
Mean Girls
9/4/2014 - Taylor Swift Cheers Up Bullied Fan With Longform Instagram Comment
9/4/2014 - 'Heile heile gänsje': My mother's song
9/3/2014 - Rosie Perez and Nicolle Wallace Confirmed as New Hosts of
The View
9/3/2014 -
Game of Thrones
Is Giving Its Most Boring Plot Line the Season Off
9/3/2014 - Adorable Kittens Meowing Will Lift Every One of Your Spirits
9/3/2014 - EXXXclusive New Footage From the Magic Mike XXL Set [NSFW]
9/3/2014 - Anus-Obsessed Quack Phil Robertson on ISIS: 'Convert Them or Kill Them'
9/3/2014 - George Clooney Directing Film About Murdoch Phone-Hacking Scandal
9/3/2014 - Jessica Biel Doesn't Care About Your Dreams
9/3/2014 - The Most Unique Eating Habits of Every US State
9/3/2014 - 3-Year-Old Golfer Born With One Arm Will Make Your Day With His Moves
9/3/2014 - Watch Hilary Swank, Emmy Rossum in the
You're Not You
Trailer and Cry
9/3/2014 - Arkansas Woman Steals $144 of Eye Makeup, Wears It All At Same Time
9/3/2014 - Kate Bush's Home to Be Reclaimed by the Sea
9/3/2014 - Michelle Obama Pops By Funny or Die to Remind You to Eat Your Veggies
9/3/2014 - Proposal During
22 Jump Street
Is Either Worst or Best of All Time
9/3/2014 - Frozen Food Master Quits Over Unhealthy Children's Meal
9/3/2014 - Looking for a Girlfriend/There Is No Sex In The City
9/3/2014 - Broccoli Stench and Brown Filth: Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long
9/3/2014 - Another Charity Rejects Donation From Nude Photo-Swapping Redditors
9/3/2014 - Ask a Mortician: What Happens to Breast Implants When You're Cremated?
9/3/2014 - Robin Roberts Launches Her Own Production Company
9/3/2014 - This Week's Tabloids Were the Worst of the Year
9/3/2014 - This Has Over 2 Million Views
9/3/2014 - Male Senator Has Never Seen Sexism in the Senate, So It Must Not Exist
9/3/2014 - Pure Joy Is This Dog Running Into the Ocean
9/3/2014 - Mike Brown's Family Must Rely on Biased Prosecutor to Charge Wilson
9/3/2014 - Porn Site Won't Take Down JLaw's Nudes Until She Proves She Owns Them
9/3/2014 - Brad and Angelina's
People
Magazine Wedding Cover Story Is Here
9/3/2014 - Renisha McBride's Killer Sentenced to 17 Years in Prison
9/3/2014 - Drop Everything And Take This Animal Poop Doppelganger Quiz
9/3/2014 - Mindy Kaling Says Abortion Is Too Serious to Tackle in a Sitcom
9/3/2014 - Cara Delevingne's Red Carpet Ensemble Is Sheer Madness
9/3/2014 - The United Kingdom Just Banned a Sleazy American Apparel Ad
9/3/2014 - Brittany Murphy's Dad Really Hates Lifetime's Movie About His Daughter
9/3/2014 -
Frozen
Characters Will Return for Animated Short
Frozen Fever
9/3/2014 - Adam Levine Is Producing Your Upcoming Least Favorite Sitcom
9/3/2014 - Spirit Airlines Sends Promotional Email Joking About Celebrity Nudes
9/3/2014 - Transgender Teen Sues South Carolina DMV Over Driver's License Photo
9/3/2014 -
Parks & Rec
Supercut of April Insulting Ann Is a Tribute to Frenemies
9/3/2014 -
Sleepy Hollow
's 'Headless Day' Promotion Has the Worst Possible Timing
9/3/2014 -
The Daily Show
Tears Apart Sexist Catcalls in Glorious Fashion
9/3/2014 - How to Navigate Special Orders and Food Problems in Restaurants
9/3/2014 - The Holderness Family's Viral Rap Videos Must Be Stopped
9/3/2014 - Kim Kardashian Hits the Red Carpet in Pleather and Chain Mail
9/3/2014 - Woman Forced to Dig Through Her Own Poop to Recover Stolen Ring
9/3/2014 - American Ninja Warrior Kacy Catanzaro Defeated By Slippery Walls
9/3/2014 - Here Is Allison Williams as Peter Pan
9/3/2014 - Prostate Cancer Foundation Does Not Want Reddit's Sleazy Money
9/3/2014 - Cee-Lo Green Issues Really Bad Apology For Rape Comments
9/3/2014 - On my way to steal your man
9/2/2014 - This Gif Perfectly Sums Up My Reaction to Lifetime's Lame
Saved By the Bell
Movie
9/2/2014 - Here's a Song to Say Happy Birthday to People You Don't Care About
9/2/2014 - Mo'ne Davis Signs Autographs for Dodgers Players
9/2/2014 - Snoop Dogg Likes to Surprise Strangers at Their Wedding
9/2/2014 - Another Awesome Hero Cat Saves Man From Deadly House Fire
9/2/2014 - Crimea Doesn't Need Gay People, Says De Facto Crimean Leader
9/2/2014 - Nick Carter, Jordan Knight Rehash Pop Highs With New Cheesy Lyrics
9/2/2014 - Nicki Minaj's Dancer Describes Being Chomped by a Snake at the VMAs
9/2/2014 - Woman Sentenced to Life for Killing Victim with Butt Injections
9/2/2014 - Billy Eichner Has Some Comforting Words for Joan Rivers
9/2/2014 - America Finally Gets Her Hands on Globally Beloved Hangover Cure
9/2/2014 - AOL CEO To Lead Venture Fund Aimed At Female-Led Startups
9/2/2014 - Designer Carolina Herrera Hates Your Outfit
9/2/2014 - Here Are Two Leaked Adele Tracks for You to Weep Over
9/2/2014 - Manboys Throw Tantrum Over Having Their Celebrity Nudes Taken Away
9/2/2014 - The Most Syrupy Sweet Moments of the Brangelina Wedding, Ranked
9/2/2014 - Majestic Capybara Debased By Adorable Puppies Crawling All Over Him
9/2/2014 - Miss America Contestant Plans to Wear 3D-Printed Shoes
9/2/2014 - Texas Cops 'Swarm' School, Pray Over 'Possible Fetus' Found in Bathroom
9/2/2014 - Men in Shorts: Who Fucking Cares
9/2/2014 - Welcome to September! Here Are Your New Book Releases for the Month
9/2/2014 - Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School
9/2/2014 - Woman Who Left Kids in Car During Job Interview Regains Custody
9/2/2014 - Nick Cannon Is Writing a Book of Poetry for Children
9/2/2014 - I Was the Weirdest Person at BronyCon 2014
9/2/2014 - Pinterest's Adorable DIY Offices Sound Like My Personal Hell
9/2/2014 - Groom Causes Brawl After Groping Pregnant Bartender on His Wedding Night
9/2/2014 - Women Who Benefitted Immensely From Feminism Rail Against Feminism
9/2/2014 - John Oliver and Cookie Monster Show the News Cycle How It's Done
9/2/2014 - British Women Can't Find Their Vaginas on a Map
9/2/2014 - Lifetime, We Have to Talk About That
Saved By the Bell
Movie
9/2/2014 - New Details Emerge in Case of Horrifying British Sex Abuse Ring
9/2/2014 - The Kardashians Stop Pretending Kim's Last Marriage Wasn't a Sham
9/2/2014 - Beauty Queen Won't Return Crown Until Pageant Organizers Apologize
9/2/2014 - Public Menace Justin Bieber Charged With Dangerous Driving and Assault
9/2/2014 - Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Did an Ad Campaign for Burberry Together
9/2/2014 - Behind Every Bullied Woman Is a Man Yelling About Free Speech
9/2/2014 - Chris Brown Gets $150 Fine for Punching a Fan in the Face
9/2/2014 - Florida Judge Charged with Over a Dozen Instances of Improper Conduct
9/2/2014 - Queen Elizabeth Is Tired of Looking at All Your Bloody Smartphones
9/2/2014 - Pam From
True Blood
Is Coming Back as Maleficent on
Once Upon a Time
9/2/2014 - Federal Judge Temporarily Bars Enforcement of Louisiana Abortion Law
9/2/2014 - Cee-Lo Green Tweets 'People Who Have Been Really Raped Remember'
9/1/2014 - OMFG It's Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress
9/1/2014 - Watch Some Dudes Witness the Miracle of Childbirth for the First Time
9/1/2014 -
Outlander
Recap: So Much for Claire's Great Escape
9/1/2014 - Woman Texting While Driving Gets Into Horrific Crash, Impaled in Butt
9/1/2014 - I Had a Mexican
Star Trek
-Themed Wedding and It Was the Best Thing Ever
9/1/2014 - Bikini Coffee Stands at the Center of a Prostitution Ring Scandal
9/1/2014 -
Minority Report
Is Totally Real: Smart Mannequins Tell Us What To Buy
9/1/2014 - Hapless Dog Can't Get This Monkey Off Its Back
9/1/2014 - Parents of Cancer-Stricken Boy Refuse Extradition, Denied Bail
9/1/2014 - Scientists Report You Might Live Longer if You Drink Wine With Dinner
9/1/2014 - John Oliver Takes on Horrible YouTube Comments About His Show
9/1/2014 - Watch
Frozen
's Elsa Spread the Icy Love in This
Once Upon a Time
Teaser
9/1/2014 - Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat That
9/1/2014 - Everybody Got Married Over Labor Day Weekend