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9/29/2014 - American Hero's Yearbook Cat Now Joined By Yearbook Chihuahua

9/29/2014 - Conservatives Are Lying About Minnesota Transgender Athlete Policy

9/29/2014 - OkCupid Casanova Has Some Very Specific Things He Wants to Do With You

9/29/2014 - Well Known Rapper Reese Witherspoon Has Some Lofty Career Goals

9/29/2014 - This Dog Ate All the Cheese, Is Basically You

9/29/2014 - Would You Like Some Dongs With That? Danish Burgeria To Sell Sex Toys

9/29/2014 - This New Fergie Song Is Death Incarnate

9/29/2014 - Walmart Blames Tracy Morgan's Injuries on Tracy Morgan

9/29/2014 - Cara Delevingne Bleached Her Famous Eyebrows

9/29/2014 - Paris Hilton Has the Formula to Make Your Dreams Come True

9/29/2014 - Man With Persistent Orgasms Had Nine Orgasms at His Father's Funeral

9/29/2014 - Hero Otter Saves iPhone from Watery Depths

9/29/2014 - Paris Fashion Week: Comme des Garçons' Bloody Coven

9/29/2014 - Your Man Jeff Goldblum Shills Lightbulbs in Delightfully Weird GE Ad

9/29/2014 - The New Maroon 5 Video Is a Vile, Bloody Nightmare

9/29/2014 - Woman Wins $1Mil in Lawsuit After Radio Station Calls Her a Porn Star

9/29/2014 - Hi Everyone!

9/29/2014 - Here Is the Best 'Vows' Mic Drop Ever

9/29/2014 - Meet the White People Behind 'Thug Kitchen'

9/29/2014 - The New One Direction Single, as Reviewed by YouTube Commenters

9/29/2014 - 102-Year-Old American Hero Just Wants to Eat White Castle on Her B-Day

9/29/2014 - Latina Writer on New York Times: Everywhere You Turn Another White Man

9/29/2014 - Outlander Recap: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu UNTIL APRIL

9/29/2014 - OK, Amal Alamuddin Is Just Disgustingly Chic

9/29/2014 - Hearst Magazines Is Going After Every Last Lady Millennial Reader

9/29/2014 - Amanda Bynes Arrested for Driving Under the Influence

9/29/2014 - NARAL's New Campaign Goes After Politicians 'Obsessed with Abortion'

9/29/2014 - Groping YouTube 'Prank' Star Accused of Non-Prank Rape

9/29/2014 - Lorde Channels Katniss in Bumping and Haunting Hunger Games Single

9/29/2014 - Colleges Rarely Expel Students Found Responsible for Sexual Assault

9/29/2014 - Here's Your First Look at Kristen Stewart's Orwellian Sci-Fi Romance

9/29/2014 - Dealbreakers Don't Mean Shit

9/29/2014 - Ariana Grande, Go On Girl: Be a 'Diva' If You Want

9/29/2014 - Columnist Believes the Penalty for Abortion Should Be Death By Hanging

9/29/2014 - And Now Her Majesty Aretha Franklin Will Cover Adele, Destiny's Child

9/29/2014 - Mormon Hipsters Are Politely Protesting BYU's Beard Ban

9/29/2014 - California Governor Signs 'Yes Means Yes' Sexual Assault Bill

9/29/2014 - Terrible Restaurant Customers Get Farted on All the Time

9/29/2014 - Here's Kirsten Dunst in a Short Film About How We Selfie Now

9/29/2014 - [UPDATED] 11 Men and 0 Women on Tonight's ESPN Domestic Violence Panel

9/29/2014 - Politico Has Figured Out the Newest Clinton's Astrological Future

9/29/2014 - Doctors Declare IUDs the Best Birth Control Method for Teens

9/29/2014 - Jon Hamm's Next Project Is a Tale of 'Yuletide Techno-Paranoia'

9/29/2014 - Cop Sees Ghost in Police Station Surveillance Video

9/29/2014 - J. Lo Gets Rear-Ended By Drunk Driver, Curses That Fool Out

9/28/2014 - Caption This Photo of the Always Immaculate Cate Blanchett

9/28/2014 - Three Charged In NYC Attack And Shooting Of Gay Man Dressed As Woman

9/28/2014 - Racist Trolls Stalk FKA Twigs Because She's Dating Robert Pattinson

9/28/2014 - The Best Headline About Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney's Wedding

9/28/2014 - Assassin's Creed With Kittens Proves Kittens Are Deadly Assassins

9/28/2014 - Thanks Tumblr

9/28/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: "And God Created Woman"

9/28/2014 - Gynecologists Use Surgical Tool After FDA Warns Of Cancer Risk

9/28/2014 - Amy's Baking Company Owner Threatens to Shiv a Guy on Video

9/28/2014 - Kim Kardashian and North West Attend Givenchy In Matching Sheer Outfits

9/28/2014 - This Cat Really Enjoys Being Vacuumed

9/28/2014 - Kansas Is Going To Pay Off $200 Million Deficit One Dildo at a Time

9/28/2014 - Study: Online Dating Isn't As Efficient or Promising as We Think

9/28/2014 - Watch Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Do a Clueless Reporter's Job For Him

9/28/2014 - Sexpert Says Feminism Has Made You Shitty in Bed

9/28/2014 - Here Is Your First Teaser for That Lifetime Aaliyah Movie

9/28/2014 - New York Post Pulls No Punches, Not Even With Newborn Babies

9/28/2014 - Female Iraqi Lawyer Kidnapped and Publicly Executed by ISIS

9/28/2014 - Chris Pratt and Aidy Bryant Show Us What It Really Means To Flirt

9/28/2014 - What We Know About George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's Wedding Weekend

9/27/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to SZA

9/27/2014 - Of Course There's a Triple Boob Woman Halloween Costume

9/27/2014 - Vice Has a Mask

9/27/2014 - George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Are Married

9/27/2014 - Veterans Take Fox News To Task For “Boobs On the Ground” Comment

9/27/2014 - Smooth-Talking Casanova Goat Has All the Moves

9/27/2014 - Woman Bravely Confronts and Forgives Rapist in Court

9/27/2014 - Kate Who? Prince Harry is the Most Popular Royal.

9/27/2014 - Heroin is Easier to Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer in Pennsylvania

9/27/2014 - Your Guide to Dressing Like an Outlander Character

9/27/2014 - Study Says Women 'Control' the Dating Market

9/27/2014 - Kazakhstan Warns Children Against Noted Hooligan, SpongeBob SquarePants

9/27/2014 - Hulk Hogan's Restaurant Has a Bugfuck Insane/Racist Dress Code

9/27/2014 - Woman Arrested for Filing Totally Legit $94 Million Tax Return

9/27/2014 - Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to a Baby Girl

9/26/2014 - My Boyfriend Mocks Me for Being Unemployed

9/26/2014 - Ed Sheeran Will Not Be Accepting Your LinkedIn Request

9/26/2014 - Watch This Rad Feminist Short Film of Girls Playing Soccer in Jodhpur

9/26/2014 - Facebook Braggers Are the Least Secure In Their Relationships

9/26/2014 - Here's a Statue of George Clooney Marrying a Statue of Amal Alamuddin

9/26/2014 - 13 On-Screen Clothing Items I Wish I Had In My Closet Right Now

9/26/2014 - Bodybuilding Swingers Want You to Accept Jesus Christ Into Your Heart

9/26/2014 - Trans Prisoner Locked in Cell with Rapist Is Sexually Assaulted

9/26/2014 - We Asked Vets: What's Wrong with Taylor Swift's Catatonic Cat?

9/26/2014 - Bill & Ted, 40ish, Return for Another Excellent Adventure

9/26/2014 - 'Advanced Style': Sorry, Lanvin's Over-40 Models Are Not Revolutionary

9/26/2014 - The Worst Wedding Ever

9/26/2014 - Steamy, Sexxxy, Raunchy Books: Are You Pro or Con?

9/26/2014 - "An Impromptu Kegels Lesson"

9/26/2014 - No More Midnight Mascara Touchups at the Champs-Élysées Sephora

9/26/2014 - I Tricked My Boyfriend Into Seeing the Grossest Movie of the Year

9/26/2014 - Forced Sterilization Now Banned in California Prisons

9/26/2014 - Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande Make an Odd Couple in New SNL Promo

9/26/2014 - Don't Ask This Russian Cosmonaut About Her Damn Hair

9/26/2014 - Women Producers in Hollywood Unite to Form New Company

9/26/2014 - Benedict Cumberbatch Has a Lovely New Way to Pronounce 'Penguin'

9/26/2014 - A Brief Taxonomy of the Fuccboi (RIP)

9/26/2014 - Apple's New Health Tracking App Forgets That Periods Exist

9/26/2014 - One Direction Fans Think The Daily Show Called Zayn a Terrorist

9/26/2014 - Fuck Nicholas Sparks

9/26/2014 - After Matt McGorry Retweeted Me Last Night

9/26/2014 - Kim and Kanye: Kouples' Kleavage

9/26/2014 - Here's The Daily Show Showdown That 'Defamed' Racist Redskins Fans

9/26/2014 - There Will Be Lots More Hot Gay Sex on How to Get Away with Murder

9/26/2014 - Amorous Donkeys Reunite After Prudish Complaints Tore Them Apart

9/26/2014 - Chris Pratt Explains How His First Hollywood Headshot Came to Be

9/26/2014 - Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip

9/25/2014 - People Magazine Deletes Offensive Tweets About Viola Davis and Scandal

9/25/2014 - This Swimsuit Will Sear Your Eyes Off With the Heat of 1,000 Dying Suns

9/25/2014 - This Is Your How To Get Away With Murder Open Thread

9/25/2014 - Puppy Pops Balloon, Is Epically Confused Forever

9/25/2014 - Liveblog: Season 4 Premiere of Scandal

9/25/2014 - Chinese Restaurant Caught Putting Opium in Their Food

9/25/2014 - Kim Kardashian Assaulted in Paris by Creep Vitalii Sediuk

9/25/2014 - This Is Your Grey's Anatomy Open Thread

9/25/2014 - Watch Leikeli47's Power-Posse Video Because You Run This

9/25/2014 - Donald Trump Basically Invented the iPhone 6

9/25/2014 - Watch Ellen Scare Eric Stonestreet So Badly He Vows Never to Return

9/25/2014 - US Government Files First Transgender Employment Discrimination Suits

9/25/2014 - Chris Hemsworth, His Long Neck and Viola Davis Star in Blackhat

9/25/2014 - Adorable Toddlers Adorably Argue About Weather: 'You Poked My heart!'

9/25/2014 - Broad City Invents Impossible FMK: Beyonce, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj

9/25/2014 - Goodbye Facebook, Hello Ello: Gay Users Are Leaving the Site En Masse

9/25/2014 - Presenting Prince Kanye and Princess Kim of the West Kardashians

9/25/2014 - Watch the First Night Of Shondaland Here With Us

9/25/2014 - The Simpsons and Family Guy Join Forces to Make a Rape Joke

9/25/2014 - Here Are Your Sexy Frozen-Inspired Halloween Costumes

9/25/2014 - Terrible News: Outlander Will Be On Hiatus Until April. APRIL.

9/25/2014 - Area woman could not be more pleased that you've got an STD

9/25/2014 - Here Is What It's Like When Women Have Slightly More Power

9/25/2014 - Rage Hair-Cutting in Louboutins Is Nashville's Best Scene Yet

9/25/2014 - Paris Fashion Week: Manish Arora's Wacky, Acid House Space Queens

9/25/2014 - I bought this last night

9/25/2014 - For Some Reason, PornHub Has a Record Label Now

9/25/2014 - Proof That Kate Mara and Ellen Page Are the Best True Detective Leads

9/25/2014 - There She Is, Your Ideal: Miss America's Mean Girl History

9/25/2014 - Spotted: Lena Dunham's Book, in a Train Station, for 30% Off

9/25/2014 - Weight Critics Inspired Jessica Simpson to Help Other Women Get Thin

9/25/2014 - God Bless: The 'Hot Pastor' From Kimye's Wedding Gets a Reality Show

9/25/2014 - America, Are You Really Gonna Take Paula Deen Back as an Icon? Really?

9/25/2014 - Spain Abandons Plan to Ban Abortion

9/25/2014 - Drake's Newest Cosign Dej Loaf Raps Sweetly About Destroying Dudes

9/25/2014 - Elderly Columnist Reviews Her Local Applebee's and It Is Poetry

9/25/2014 - Urban Outfitters Sells More Vinyl Albums Than Anyone Else

9/25/2014 - 5 Dance Moves Performed by Hilary Duff in Her New Video

9/25/2014 - Wherein I Learn Bulimia Doesn’t Work, Is More Expensive Than Suspected

9/25/2014 - First Gone Girl Clip: Nick and Amy Flirt, Creepily

9/25/2014 - Report: The NFL Can't Even Film a Breast Cancer PSA Right

9/25/2014 - Dad Incapable Of Saying No to Daughters Very Angry With Frozen Movie

9/25/2014 - Montana Man Faces 10 Year Sentence for Rape

9/25/2014 - Federal Employees Are Watching So Much Porn

9/25/2014 - Lindsay Lohan Forgets Her Lines During Debut of London Play

9/24/2014 - Anti-Abortion Twitter Bot Trolled to Death

9/24/2014 - It's Fall, So Here Are Some Puppies to Celebrate the Season

9/24/2014 - Mom Attempts to Serve Vagina Cookies to 2nd Grade Class, It Ends Badly

9/24/2014 - 'UChicago Electronic Army' Targets Sexual Assault Survivor

9/24/2014 - Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Indicted for Tax Fraud

9/24/2014 - Do Not Feed Coco Rocha

9/24/2014 - Condom Cookbook Encourages You to Eat Where You Jizz

9/24/2014 - Alexander Wang Sees in Tumblrvision at Balenciaga (With North West)

9/24/2014 - Bear Grylls Proposed in the Best Way Possible: With a Ring Up His Ass

9/24/2014 - The Last of the Titanically Eccentric Mitford Sisters Has Died

9/24/2014 - #SaveBabyBenson: How Far Will Law & Order: SVU Take Its Lurid Plots?

9/24/2014 - Who Is the New Self Magazine for, Exactly?

9/24/2014 - Allison Williams Tries to Stab Christopher Walken in Total Marnie Move

9/24/2014 - Furiously Masturbating Man Attempts Daring Escape Mid-Flight

9/24/2014 - Beyoncé's Record Label Underestimated the Hell Out of Destiny's Child

9/24/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: J. Lo's Exes to Reveal She Sacrifices Chickens

9/24/2014 - 'Faux Fur' Jacket at Kohl's Actually Trimmed With Raccoon Dog Pelt

9/24/2014 - Colorado School Board Attempts to Censor History Because Patriotism

9/24/2014 - Esquire's Perfect Two and a Half Men Goodbye: Fuck Everything About It

9/24/2014 - Emma Watson Nude Clock Was a Hoax Designed to Bring Down 4chan

9/24/2014 - Meet Your Fairy Black Mothers in This Girlfriend Intervention Parody

9/24/2014 - Coming Soon: Cash for Scientific Research Involving Female Subjects

9/24/2014 - Ranking the Hot, Mostly Middle-Aged White Dudes in Viagra Commercials

9/24/2014 - Pregnant Woman Thrown to Pavement Stomach First by NYPD

9/24/2014 - Sarah Jessica Parker's Medieval-ish Gown: Yay or Nay?

9/24/2014 - Amber Rose Files For Divorce From Wiz Khalifa; Love Is Officially Dead

9/24/2014 - Columbus Short Is Hosting a Scandal Premiere Party

9/24/2014 - Wendi McLendon-Covey Reminds Hollywood It's Not All About Tina and Amy

9/24/2014 - Notorious RBG to Justice Anthony Kennedy: You Used to Be Cool

9/24/2014 - OMFG Teach Your Kids Accurate Names for Body Parts Already

9/24/2014 - America's Boyfriend Chris Pratt Gets Objectified in the New SNL Promos

9/24/2014 - Clemson University Suspends All Their Fraternities After Student Death

9/24/2014 - Here's Tom Hiddleston Being Impeccable and Extraordinary

9/24/2014 - CVS Has Been Illegally Charging Women for Birth Control

9/24/2014 - Kerry Washington Did Not Lie About What Was in Her Box

9/24/2014 - Frat Alumni President Blames 'Drunk Female Guests' For Ruining Fun

9/24/2014 - Wow: Some Lady Is Suing Disney Because Frozen Stole Her Life Story

9/24/2014 - John Oliver's Jokes Rain Money Down on the Society of Women Engineers

9/24/2014 - Kristen Bell's Anti-Paparazzi Campaign Actually Worked

9/23/2014 - Bill Would Improve Access to Emergency Contraception For Rape Victims

9/23/2014 - Abbi Achieves Masterful Feat of Grossing Out Ilana in Broad City Short

9/23/2014 - Modern Family's Sarah Hyland 'Scared and in Fear for Life' From Ex

9/23/2014 - Watch The Dirtiest, Most Twisted Kittens Reenact Scandal

9/23/2014 - The Downton Abbey Cast Seems Frankly Alarmed by American Fans

9/23/2014 - Diablo Cody Doesn't Care About Being Able to Roast a Chicken

9/23/2014 - Bisexual Youth Mostly Female, Worse Off Than Lesbian or Gay Peers

9/23/2014 - San Francisco Restaurant Gives No Fucks About Being Gluten-Free

9/23/2014 - Cops Seek Jersey Shore Wedding Crashers

9/23/2014 - Polaris Prize-Winning Throat Singer Thinks You Should Eat More Seal

9/23/2014 - Kerry Washington Is a Ray of Sunshine

9/23/2014 - Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real

9/23/2014 - Texas School District Bans Books Because They're Too Real for Teens

9/23/2014 - Fox News Has Got Jezebel Dot Com Pegged

9/23/2014 - Poet Calls Out World Leaders in Stirring Speech on Climate Change

9/23/2014 - Lena Dunham's New Doc Will Be About a Tailor for the LGBTQ Community

9/23/2014 - Marvel Cancels Artist's Upcoming Covers After Spider-Woman Butt Fiasco

9/23/2014 - Seven Valuable Pieces of Advice Just for Teenage Girls

9/23/2014 - Foods Sometimes On the Healthy Snack Wall At Gawker Media, Ranked

9/23/2014 - Breaking: Three-Boobed Woman Straps on a Prosthesis of Lies

9/23/2014 - This Woman's Hot Mugshot Will Shut Down the Internet

9/23/2014 - 'I'm Shmacked' Kicks Its Rape Threat-Making Cofounder to the Curb

9/23/2014 - Karl Lagerfeld Slapped His Cat's Name on Some Tacky Accessories

9/23/2014 - 4chan Swears They're Not Threatening to Release Emma Watson's Nudes

9/23/2014 - New True Detective Leads: a Veritable Carcosa of Dudes

9/23/2014 - List: The Slowest Walkers at Gawker Media, 4th Floor

9/23/2014 - Adorable Little Girl Curses Out Parents for Not Listening to Her Sing

9/23/2014 - Don't Date Up, Don't Date Down. Date Equal.

9/23/2014 - Study Says We Hit the Bottle Harder on Gym Days

9/23/2014 - Mike Brown Memorial Set on Fire; Police Say 'It Wasn't Us'

9/23/2014 - The LA Times Covers Cornrows, the Hot New Trend for White Ladies

9/23/2014 - Fraternities Announce Plan to Train Members to Help Stop Assault

9/23/2014 - Bride's Handmade, $30 Wedding Gown Is a Chill Situation

9/23/2014 - BRB Stealing Jessica Chastain's Dress and Shoes

9/23/2014 - Bette Midler Is Releasing an Album of Songs by Girl Groups

9/23/2014 - Makeup's Dirty Little Secret: Covering the Scars of Abuse

9/23/2014 - Stunt Worthy of a Rom Com Set to Become Rom Com

9/23/2014 - Why the Internet Is Terrifying Today: Stolen Baby Photo Role-Play

9/23/2014 - Paula Deen Forgets That She's Not the Victim of Her Racist Scandal

9/23/2014 - Azealia Banks' New Song Just Wants to Shake It Off

9/23/2014 - YES, QUEEN: Emma Thompson Singing Sweeney Todd Is Everything

9/23/2014 - Miss America Admits To Hazing, But Not, Like, Super Bad Hazing

9/23/2014 - Netflix Launches Spoiler Alert Site to Help Ruin Everything For You

9/23/2014 - Three-Breasted Woman's 3rd Boob Looks Fake as Hell in Video Interview

9/23/2014 - SNL's Ana Gasteyer Apologizes to Martha Stewart for Impersonating Her

9/23/2014 - Boyfriend Admits to Killing Girlfriend's Mom in Bali

9/23/2014 - End of an Era: Kris Jenner Files for Divorce from Bruce

9/23/2014 - Kitchenette and Jezebel Really Do Work Well Together

9/22/2014 - Caption This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face

9/22/2014 - Hey, Guess What These Gross Balloons Are Full Of!

9/22/2014 - Against All Odds: An Owl and Cat Become Best Friends

9/22/2014 - 4Chan User Threatens to Post Emma Watson Nudes For Being a Feminist

9/22/2014 - Mom Jailed for Helping Daughter Get Abortion Was 'Protecting Family'

9/22/2014 - Mario Lopez Likes to Reread His Own Book

9/22/2014 - Kendall Jenner Takes a Jaunt to Spain With Dolce & Gabbana

9/22/2014 - Watch These 'White Girls' Pop and Lock All Over the Place

9/22/2014 - TSA Foresees Idylic Future Where You Can Carry-On All Your Liquids

9/22/2014 - 'History's Worst Contraceptives' Will Make Your Vagina Wince

9/22/2014 - Cats Try to Sell You a Phone Using Poor Spelling And Adorable Sweaters

9/22/2014 - Wisconsin Man's Life Ruined By Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms

9/22/2014 - Outlander Recap: OMG, They Finally Really Did it

9/22/2014 - Republican Ad Treats Obama Like an Abusive Boyfriend

9/22/2014 - Nothing Makes You Want to Shop Like a Reminder You're Gonna Die

9/22/2014 - Creepy Ex Texts Request for Rough Breakup Sex, Has Very Specific Hours

9/22/2014 - 'All About That Bass' Singer Meghan Trainor Is Not All About Feminism

9/22/2014 - Women In Stock Photos Do Not Trust Birth Control

9/22/2014 - The NYT Apology For Racist Shonda Rhimes Piece Is Bullshit

9/22/2014 - Rick Perry Uses Joan Rivers' Death to Justify Awful Texas Abortion Law

9/22/2014 - Of Course Beyonce and Jay Z's Tour Documentary Has a Fairytale Ending

9/22/2014 - Seven Questions About the Lady With Three Boobs

9/22/2014 - Jennifer Lopez Rocks Short Shorts and Subtle Knee Bandages

9/22/2014 - TSA Finds Guns, Ammo, 58 Bricks of Pot in Woman's Luggage

9/22/2014 - Paula Deen to Return to Today One Year After Meltdown

9/22/2014 - University of Chicago Gets Its Own 'Rapist List'

9/22/2014 - GQ Tries to Attract Millennials and Olds With Blake Griffin's Abs

9/22/2014 - Miss America Was Kicked Out of Her Sorority for Abusive Hazing

9/22/2014 - Nobody's Eating Breakfast at Home Anymore

9/22/2014 - Study That Says Women Are Grumpy 10 Days a Year Can Fuck Itself

9/22/2014 - These Bright Pink Timbs Will Blind You With Breast Cancer Awareness

9/22/2014 - Makes Sense

9/22/2014 - Whip-Smart 11-Year-Old Ferguson Kid Is Probably Our Future President

9/22/2014 - Wesleyan Rules That Fraternities Must Accept Women

9/22/2014 - Report: One of Kirsten Gillibrand's Harassers Was Senator Daniel Inouye

9/22/2014 - Restaurant Customers Who Didn't Expect Karma to Kick Their Ass

9/22/2014 - Here's Why the Men in Your Life Forget Everything All the Time

9/22/2014 - NYT Public Editor on Shonda Rhimes Piece: 'Astonishingly Tone-Deaf'

9/22/2014 - The First Character Photos from American Horror Story Are Stunning

9/22/2014 - Big Eyes: Amy Adams Is the Most Famous Artist You've Never Heard Of

9/22/2014 - Melissa Harris-Perry on the Times, Shonda Rhimes and Angry White Men

9/22/2014 - News Reporter Resigns Live on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."

9/22/2014 - Report: Ariana Grande's Bad Attitude Causes Life Coach to Quit

9/22/2014 - Grace. Jones.

9/22/2014 - An Important Life Question: Is This Tom Cruise, Y/N?

9/21/2014 - Here Are Kittens Playing With a Kitten Puppet

9/21/2014 - Behold Grace Jones and Bow Down, Please

9/21/2014 - You Can Now Get Marijuana-Infused Pizzas in Some Places

9/21/2014 - Commercial Uses Adorable Puppy to Stop You From Drinking and Driving

9/21/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: You're Never Gonna Get It

9/21/2014 - Awesome High School Girls Help Their Bullied Friend Win Homecoming Queen

9/21/2014 - Watch This Kitten and Donkey Become Nuzzle Buddies

9/21/2014 - Meet India's First Transgender TV News Anchor

9/21/2014 - Angelina Jolie Already Slated to Direct Another Film

9/21/2014 - Boko Haram Allegedly Negotiating the Release of Kidnapped School Girls

9/21/2014 - Here's Which Food Each State Can't Stop Talking About

9/21/2014 - There May Be a Link Between PTSD and Food Addiction in Women

9/21/2014 - A Glimpse at Today's Massive Climate March

9/21/2014 - Colin Farrell Is Definitely Going to Be in True Detective Season 2

9/21/2014 - Badass Emma Watson Launches UN HeForShe Gender Equality Campaign

9/21/2014 - Pit Bull Puppy Chemically Branded with the Word "Fuck" Gets a Makeover

9/21/2014 - Love Lockdown: Paris Introduces Glass Panels to Prevent Love Locks

9/21/2014 - Gabrielle Union Sends Message of Support in Midst of Photo Hacking

9/21/2014 - KFC Customer Commits Assault With a Deadly Cake

9/20/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Cupid

9/20/2014 - Ugh, More Nudes of Female Celebrities Leaked

9/20/2014 - Over 700 Babies May Have Been Exposed to Tuberculosis at Texas Hospital

9/20/2014 - Watch This Cat Scare the Crap Out of Another Cat Just Trying to Sleep

9/20/2014 - Swedish Man's Rape Conviction Overturned Because of "Sexsomnia"

9/20/2014 - Here's Lady Gaga's Odd New Fragrance Commercial

9/20/2014 - Here's Why You Should Never Propose On a Boat

9/20/2014 - Hillary Clinton Wants To Elect Every Damn Woman on the Ballot

9/20/2014 - Bra Company May Finally Have Your Boobs Figured Out

9/20/2014 - High School Newspaper Dispute Over Use of "Redskins" Ends in Suspension

9/20/2014 - Eva Longoria Is Producing a Political Drama Set in Texas

9/20/2014 - Russia is Importing Banned Food Products By Lying About Them

9/20/2014 - Dude Tries To Win Back Estranged Wife With an iPhone 6

9/20/2014 - Seth Rogen and James Franco Surprise Jimmy Fallon for His Birthday

9/19/2014 - Kylie Jenner Is Just Being Kylie

9/19/2014 - Clay Aiken Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Deserved to Be Hacked

9/19/2014 - Yamma Brown on Domestic Violence: I Ended Up With Someone Like My Dad

9/19/2014 - Isha does so much for me

9/19/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Hilary Swank and John Kerry Are Americans in Paris

9/19/2014 - Let Us Celebrate Clair Huxtable, Feminist Icon, and The Cosby Show

9/19/2014 - Your Childbirth Horror Stories

9/19/2014 - Holy Shit: Those Plastic Microbeads Are in Your Toothpaste Too

9/19/2014 - Tufts Students Nominate Sexual Assault Activist for Honorary Degree

9/19/2014 - Lawyer Disciplined For Photoshopping Self Into Dozens of Celeb Photos

9/19/2014 - Stevie Nicks Is Having An Art Show For Her Vintage Selfies

9/19/2014 - You've Been Pooping All Wrong

9/19/2014 - Watch This Saint Bernard Demand Hugs From His Human

9/19/2014 - 7 Iranians to Be Jailed and Beaten for Dancing and Lip Syncing 'Happy'

9/19/2014 - Long Island High Schoolers Busted After Appalling Rape T-Shirt Joke

9/19/2014 - Angelina Jolie Inspires More Women to Get Breast Cancer Tests

9/19/2014 - Fans Line Up By the Hundreds to Dump Jersey of 'Woman Beater' Ray Rice

9/19/2014 - The New York Times, Shonda Rhimes & How to Get Away With Being Racist

9/19/2014 - These Adorable Icelandic Cops Have the Best Instagram Account Ever

9/19/2014 - BREAKING: Mama June and Sugar Bear Are Allegedly Splitsville

9/19/2014 - Kaley Cuoco Talks Stolen Nude Photos With the Patience of a Saint

9/19/2014 - New App Wants to Help You Cuddle with Total Strangers

9/19/2014 - Moschino's Spring Collection: An Entire Barbie Dream-Wardrobe

9/19/2014 - The Internet Has Some Paranoid Questions About Jill Duggar's Pregnancy

9/19/2014 - Chill-Ass Bun

9/19/2014 - Hope Solo Shouldn't Be Playing Professional Sports, Either

9/19/2014 - The Ghost of Iggy Azalea Spotted Roaming the Streets of London

9/19/2014 - Cancer Charity to Display Ads With Bare Breasts in UK Shopping Centers

9/19/2014 - That Time My Job Involved Tossing Dead Babies Into a Crematory

9/19/2014 - Middle-School Teacher Wins $1 Million on Wheel of Fortune, Flips Out

9/19/2014 - Maths & Maths & Maths & Maths & Maths & Maths

9/19/2014 - Baker on Craigslist Will Only Hire Men Because They Can Lift, Bro

9/19/2014 - Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Her New 'Booty' Video

9/19/2014 - Jon Hamm, Questlove Star in New White House PSA Against Sex Assault

9/19/2014 - Kansas City Could Pass an Anti-Catcalling Law

9/19/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence Went to a Coldplay Show and Knew Every Word

9/18/2014 - Here's Kathie Lee Gifford Being a Giant Drunk Monster

9/18/2014 - Watch This Teen Come Out to His Mother With Shocking Results

9/18/2014 - Old-Ass Scottish Golf Club Deigns to Admit Women

9/18/2014 - This Chipmunk Is So Excited to See you!

9/18/2014 - Ben Affleck Admits He Counted Cards at Casinos

9/18/2014 - Sequin King Ashish Cast All Black Models in His Latest Runway Show

9/18/2014 - Susan Sarandon Channels Sandy Olsson

9/18/2014 - One of t.A.T.u's Fake Lesbians Is Actually A Raging Homophobe

9/18/2014 - Corporate Employers Are Becoming More Accepting of Your Tattoos

9/18/2014 - Doctor Who Has Joined Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Which Lives

9/18/2014 - Lululemon's Dude Customers Will Finally Have a Store of Their Own

9/18/2014 - 'Paternalistic' Law Banning Upskirt Photos Thrown Out By Texas Court

9/18/2014 - Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli Is Just Hideous

9/18/2014 - Slender Man Halloween Costumes Inspire Outrage

9/18/2014 - Want to Go to a Public University? You May Be Forced to Do a Sex Quiz

9/18/2014 - Restaurant Flips Off Yelp in the Funniest Way Possible

9/18/2014 - Erika Christensen Made the Worst Rom Com of All Time

9/18/2014 - The New York Times Is Last to the Big Booty Party

9/18/2014 - Victoria Beckham Has a New Career in Retail

9/18/2014 - Breaking the Gore Ceiling: GWAR Now Has a Frontwoman

9/18/2014 - Jennifer Lopez Catches Fall's Highly Contagious Denim on Denim Virus

9/18/2014 - Even More Awful Tinder and OkCupid Messages: 'Let Me Fuk That Asshole'

9/18/2014 - Introducing Three New Jezebel Staffers

9/18/2014 - Tina Fey's Kids Had an Adorable SNL Playdate

9/18/2014 - Police: NFL Player Head Butted His Wife After She Denied Him Sex

9/18/2014 - The Upcoming GOOPBAMA Dinner: a Fanciful Fundraiser Fan Fic

9/18/2014 - Jon Stewart Calls It: The NFL Has No Idea What the Fuck It's Doing

9/18/2014 - Passenger Shaming: Airplane Travelers Who Are Completely Disgusting

9/18/2014 - A Portrait of Connie Britton and Kirsten Gillibrand as Young Roommates

9/18/2014 - Gucci: For the Eccentric '70s Rock Star in You

9/18/2014 - Old Navy Hosts a Fashion Show with the Only People Worth Knowing

9/18/2014 - Naomi Campbell Covers W Magazine, Loses Her Arms in the Process

9/18/2014 - We Need to Talk About Women Who Regret Motherhood

9/18/2014 - Terrible News: Matthew 'Dallas' McConaughey Won't Be in Magic Mike XXL

9/18/2014 - Wendy Williams Reveals She and Joan Rivers Had the Same Doctor

9/18/2014 - Hot New Workout: Wear Wedge Sneakers and Pretend You're in the Club

9/18/2014 - Perfection in Casting: Aubrey Plaza Will Voice Grumpy Cat

9/18/2014 - 11-Year-Old Girl Trying to Break Figure Skating Record for Charity

9/18/2014 - Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Lip Syncing 'Endless Love' Is Hilarious

9/18/2014 - Miley Cyrus Angers Mexico By Desecrating Mexican Flag With Fake Butt

9/18/2014 - How To Tip ROYGBIV

9/17/2014 - Pregnant Woman Gives Birth After Fighting Off Mugger

9/17/2014 - Buy This Kimye Sweater to Hand Down to Future Generations

9/17/2014 - These Genius Earrings are Hiding a Grosstastic Secret

9/17/2014 - Restaurant Makes Horrible Abuse Joke in Support of Adrian Peterson

9/17/2014 - Angry Baby Owl Now Owns Your Heart, Your Car and Your Home

9/17/2014 - 'Cruel' Models Bully Kendall Jenner During Fashion Week

9/17/2014 - Kindly Old Man Posts 'Vile' Porn in Windows to Scare Off Indian Family

9/17/2014 - Ariana Grande Is Loving Life Right Now

9/17/2014 - Even the Ancient Egyptians Loved Their Hair Extensions

9/17/2014 - 'A What Ho!' 1920s Article on Racy Swimwear Is a Must-Read

9/17/2014 - Who's Buying Music, Is It You?

9/17/2014 - Sherri Shepherd's Ex Still Wants Her to Be Surrogate Baby's Legal Mom

9/17/2014 - This Cat Is High as Hell

9/17/2014 - Screw Waldo: Let's Play Find the Dildo

9/17/2014 - The Bey Photoshop Controversy Is Spiraling Out of Control

9/17/2014 - The Problem With Baby Hairs, 'Urban' and the Fashion Industry

9/17/2014 - Country Club Wedding Allegedly Culminates in Hundred-Person Brawl

9/17/2014 - British Dog Eats Thong, Has Surgery, Eats Another Thong

9/17/2014 - "I'd love to be able to wrap my arms around him"

9/17/2014 - Why Do Men Want to Be OB-GYNs? A Few Doctors Weighed In.

9/17/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Lauren Conrad's Wedding Was Whimsical as Fuck

9/17/2014 - Reporter Asks Sydney Leathers Why She Needs School If She Has Porn

9/17/2014 - Normcore Is Spreading: Sweatshirts Are Now Fashionable

9/17/2014 - De Beers Says Diamond Prices Will Rise Soon Because Reasons

9/17/2014 - Target’s New Ad Features Gay Couple and Their Child

9/17/2014 - Waitress-Groping Finance Bro Doesn't Think Grabbing Ass Is a Big Deal

9/17/2014 - Judd Apatow Is Doing a Series for Netflix

9/17/2014 - Chinese Woman Awarded $5,000 After Man "Swindles" Her Out of Virginity

9/17/2014 - More Dudes Who Will Not Be Ignored: 'Remind Me to Slap Your Momma'

9/17/2014 - London Fashion Week Hosted a Big, Splashy Plus-Size Runway Show

9/17/2014 - The Cheesecake Factory's Parody of 'Fancy' Is a Beautiful Nightmare

9/17/2014 - Mindy Project: Danny Castellano Strips and Dances in His Underwear

9/17/2014 - Blossom Doesn't Like Frozen, Either

9/17/2014 - Here Are Some of the Silliest Fast Food Breakfast Items in Existence

9/17/2014 - Alison Bechdel Won a MacArthur Genius Grant. Because She’s a Genius.

9/17/2014 - Over 22 Years Old? Men Find You Less and Less Attractive Every Day.

9/17/2014 - Krispy Kreme Is Selling Ghostbusters Donuts

9/17/2014 - Woman Trades Her Diamond Ring for Son's School Tuition

9/17/2014 - Meredith Vieira Shares Her Own Experience with Domestic Violence

9/17/2014 - Man Spends 15 Years Building Elaborate Home for His Family Of Cats

9/17/2014 - Report: Joan Rivers' Doctor Took Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy

9/17/2014 - WHAT IS GOING ON????

9/16/2014 - Here It Is: The Most Awful Profile On Tinder

9/16/2014 - Russian Woman On Motorcycle Hates Litter, Throws Garbage Back At People

9/16/2014 - Here are 30 Real, Unretouched Butts, Because They Do Exist

9/16/2014 - Gay Fashion Photographer Blinded With Gasoline in Suspected Hate Crime

9/16/2014 - Here's Definitive Proof That Dogs Make the Best Babysitters

9/16/2014 - John Travolta on Gay Rumors: 'It's Just About People Wanting Money'

9/16/2014 - Diane Keaton Has Just Fallen in Love With Amy Poehler

9/16/2014 - Just another day at Jezebel...

9/16/2014 - Critic Uses Review to Skeeve on Tween One Direction Fans

9/16/2014 - When 1 in 5 Men Have Abused Women, We Need New Statistics

9/16/2014 - Worst Date In History Ends in Sex, Chest Tattoos, Violent Death

9/16/2014 - Abbi and Ilana's Webseries Will Help You Miss Broad City Slightly Less

9/16/2014 - Anheuser-Busch Sternly Urges NFL to Stop Acting Like Stupid Meatheads

9/16/2014 - Watch a Fascinating Docuseries on the Duke Porn Star

9/16/2014 - Dakota Fanning Plays a Sex-Starved Young Victorian in Effie Gray

9/16/2014 - Homeless Dudebro: 'It's Not Like I Forgot How to Get Pussy'

9/16/2014 - NYC Now Has a Real, Friends-Approved Central Perk

9/16/2014 - Taylor Swift Takes Olivia Benson the Cat for a Walk

9/16/2014 - Kate Dries Should No Longer Be Employed by Jezebel.com

9/16/2014 - Soon You Can Get Married in a Gown Inspired by Frozen's Elsa

9/16/2014 - Why David Fincher's New GAP Ads Are Fucking Terrible.

9/16/2014 - Love Weed? Need a Job? Here Are Some Options.

9/16/2014 - Women Sitting with Their Legs Up

9/16/2014 - Vera Bradley Ditches the Diaper Bag Paisley for Sleek Leather

9/16/2014 - The Top Songs Favored by EuropaFM, Southern Spain's Pop Music Channel

9/16/2014 - Meet Mz. 007, the 'Fat Fly Chick' Who Is Very Important

9/16/2014 - Cheating Man Confronted By His Three Girlfriends

9/16/2014 - Well, Here's Benedict Cumberbatch Dressed as Soaking Wet Mr. Darcy

9/16/2014 - America Loves Political 'Bad Boys,' Can't Guarantee Fair Pay for Women

9/16/2014 - Server Posts Epic Facebook Response After Customer Harasses Her

9/16/2014 - Tiny Hamster Gobbles Tiny Hot Dogs in Tiny Competitive Eating Contest

9/16/2014 - Mom Flips Lid Because Kid's Barbie Sounds Like It's Saying 'Fuck'

9/16/2014 - Tom Ford: For the Sexy, Slinky Rocker Chick in You

9/16/2014 - Surge is Coming Back, and May God Have Mercy On Our Souls

9/16/2014 - Eva Mendes Gives Birth: Ryan Gosling Has a Gosling

9/16/2014 - FYI: 'Blood Hounds' Are Dudes Who Really, Really Love Period Sex

9/16/2014 - NFL's Domestic Violence Solved By Hiring 4 Women, Firing Rihanna

9/16/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Is the New Queen of Sesame Street

9/16/2014 - OKCupid Dude Will Not Be Ignored: 'You Self Involved Princess'

9/16/2014 - Cal State Sorority Celebrates Taco Tuesday with Gangster Costumes

9/16/2014 - Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Are Dressed to Thrill

9/16/2014 - Hell the Fuck No It Is Not Christmas Shopping Season Yet

9/16/2014 - Now That We've Got Neon and Crop Tops, Where Does Plus-Size Go Next?

9/16/2014 - CoverGirl on NFL Sponsporship: We Support 'Female Empowerment'

9/16/2014 - Django Unchained Actress to Cops: 'Is It Just Because I'm Black?'

9/16/2014 - Barbra Streisand Appears on Late Night TV for First Time in 50 Years

9/16/2014 - Rihanna to CBS and NFL: 'Fuck You!'

9/15/2014 - Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong Snuck in Lots of Pot References on DWTS

9/15/2014 - Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial Is the Best Response to the NFL

9/15/2014 - Be Afraid: I Know What You Did Last Summer Is Getting a Reboot

9/15/2014 - This Tiny Pig Dancing in the Grass Is Everything

9/15/2014 - Here is a tarantula in a party hat

9/15/2014 - See Part One of Jay Z and Beyoncé's Bonnie and Clyde Trilogy Bang Bang

9/15/2014 - Sharon Osbourne Has Some Fighting Words for U2

9/15/2014 - Angry, Horny Ghost Ruins Woman's Marriage

9/15/2014 - 'Bumpie' Is the Pregnancy Bump-Selfie Combo of Your Nightmares

9/15/2014 - "I'm Sorry, We're Out of Bread -- Here's an Octopus Instead"

9/15/2014 - Vivienne Westwood Backs Scottish Independence at London Fashion Week

9/15/2014 - The Scandal Collection for The Limited Looks Pretty Great

9/15/2014 - Reminder: Police Suck At Handling Campus Rape Allegations, Too

9/15/2014 - Ovulating Women Prefer Penetration Porn

9/15/2014 - Why Is Everybody Suddenly Talking About Olive Garden?

9/15/2014 - Outlander Recap, Episode Six: Black Jack Randall Is a Damn Nightmare

9/15/2014 - Blossom Wants to Know, What Is An Ariana Grande?

9/15/2014 - Whether You Say 'Um' or 'Uh' Is Based on Where You Were Raised

9/15/2014 - What Former Sluts Tell Their Daughters About Sex

9/15/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence Has a List of Demands in the Full Mockingjay Trailer

9/15/2014 - Kimye's Marriage Lasted 114 Days, So Wendy Williams Ate (a Real) Crow

9/15/2014 - Robin Thicke Was High When He Recorded "Blurred Lines"

9/15/2014 - High Schoolers Protest Unrealistic Dress Code After 200 Get Detention

9/15/2014 - That One Time Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's Body Bag

9/15/2014 - Suddenly, Republicans Are All About Getting You Birth Control

9/15/2014 - Ellen and Kristen Wiig Sing the Best Worst Cover of 'Let It Go' Ever

9/15/2014 - There's No Freakout Like a SoulCycle Freakout

9/15/2014 - Fox Hosts Agree: 'Meatless Mondays' Is Liberal Propaganda

9/15/2014 - Sesame Street Spoofs Star Wars with 'Star S'Mores' Parody

9/15/2014 - Mom and Teens Vandalize High School Football Field with Giant Dick

9/15/2014 - These Are The Seven Best Lesbian Anime Series Ever Made

9/15/2014 - Thanks to the NFL, Cover Girl Has a PR Nightmare On Its Hands

9/15/2014 - Restaurant Customers Who Stubbornly Refused to Understand Food Words

9/15/2014 - Man Accused of Killing Ex-Girlfriend's Dog and Feeding It to Her

9/15/2014 - The Iggy Azalea Sex Tape Mess Gets More Disgusting By the Day

9/15/2014 - Meet Your Jumpsuit-Clad Miss America, Whose Talent Is the Cups Game

9/15/2014 - Urban Outfitters Offers 'Vintage' Blood-Splattered Kent State Shirt [Updated]

9/15/2014 - Ten-Year-Old Girl Destroys JROTC Competitors in Push Up Contest

9/15/2014 - Mindy Kaling 'Misspoke' About Abortion Being Too Serious for Sitcoms

9/14/2014 - Congressman Advises 'Sexting' As a Way to Encourage Voting

9/14/2014 - Nicole Richie Kindly Asks That You Caption This Photo of Her and a Fan

9/14/2014 - Chemistry Teacher Arrested For Drugs Allegedly Had 'Date Rape Recipes'

9/14/2014 - Watch Two Adorable Puppies Pretend to Be Gardeners

9/14/2014 - California High School Bans Chick-Fil-A Over Anti-Gay Marriage Stance

9/14/2014 - Tom Hardy Says He Won't Make a Romantic Comedy Ever Again

9/14/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: That Time Two Dudes Crashed Sarah Palin's Show

9/14/2014 - Baby Girl Does Not Take Kindly to Dad's Beard-Shaving Peekaboo Surprise

9/14/2014 - Cecily Strong is 'Genuinely Happy' About SNL's Weekend Update Change-Up

9/14/2014 - Horrific: Remains of Three Infants Found in Condemned MA Home

9/14/2014 - The Longer You Procrastinate, the Worse Your Grade Will Be

9/14/2014 - Orange Is The New Black Set to the Golden Girls Theme Is Perfect

9/14/2014 - Woman Pleads Not Guilty in Awful Rape Prank Case

9/14/2014 - Ferrets Flip Their Shit Over Box Full of Packing Peanuts

9/14/2014 - Even Mark Sanford's Ex-Fiancée Was Surprised by That Facebook Post

9/14/2014 - Hundreds of Fans Gather for Unveiling of Amy Winehouse Statue

9/14/2014 - Behold, Chris Pratt's Headshot, Circa 2000

9/14/2014 - Black Woman Shows PDA with White Husband, Questioned for Prostitution

9/14/2014 - Martha Stewart Throws Major Shade at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Lifestyle

9/14/2014 - High School Students Served Maggot-Infested Potatoes, Rotten Meat

9/13/2014 - Saturday Night Social: There's a Stare about This Cat

9/13/2014 - Elders Reacting to Fifty Shades Trailer Is Way Better than Fifty Shades

9/13/2014 - The Pope Will Marry Couples Deemed to Be "Living in Sin"

9/13/2014 - Children of Man Fatally Shot By 9-Year-Old Girl Release Statement

9/13/2014 - Dead Lion Found in Freezer During UK Restaurant Health Inspection

9/13/2014 - Mari the Mean Shiba Inu Does Not Want Your Damn Kisses

9/13/2014 - Kathy Griffin: CBS Did Not Even Consider a Female Late Late Show Host

9/13/2014 - Good God the Trailer for Serena is Gorgeous

9/13/2014 - Your Boobs Are Poised for a Major Breakthrough

9/13/2014 - Etsy Will Not Allow "Redskins" Items

9/13/2014 - Mark Sanford Calls It Quits with Argentinian Fiancée

9/13/2014 - Jay Z and Beyoncé Allegedly Drop Pregnancy Announcement on Tour

9/13/2014 - Why Burger King's Black Cheese Burger is Actually Pretty Cool

9/12/2014 - This photo makes me uncomfortable

9/12/2014 - Zooey Deschanel and the Giant Inflatable Swan

9/12/2014 - Microbiome Hackers Want to Make Your Pussy Taste Like Diet Cola

9/12/2014 - Walt Disney World Is Getting a Frozen Ride, of Course

9/12/2014 - 2015 Met Gala Will Probably Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow

9/12/2014 - Your Vagina is a Hot Wet Cave of Drugs

9/12/2014 - Revealed: Instagram Accounts for All Your Favorite Dolls

9/12/2014 - Nicki Minaj Wants to Speak to Students, Her Old High School Says 'Nah'

9/12/2014 - How Madeleine Davies Says Goodbye

9/12/2014 - Billy Eichner Screamed in Letterman's Face and They Both Loved It

9/12/2014 - Columbia Students Drag Mattresses Onto Campus to Support Rape Survivor

9/12/2014 - #VogueArticles Hashtag Spanks Magazine Over Incorrect Butt History

9/12/2014 - Out With the Old, In With the New

9/12/2014 - Marc Jacobs, for the Normcore Military Leader in You

9/12/2014 - 'Apparently Kid' Cashed In and Made a Pet Food Commercial

9/12/2014 - Your Gnarliest Poop Stories

9/12/2014 - World's Worst People Defiantly Wear Ray Rice Jerseys to Football Game

9/12/2014 - Guess what we're talking about

9/12/2014 - Tennessee Is the Next Major Abortion Battleground

9/12/2014 - The World's Cutest Dog Cost $13,000 and Is Owned by Paris Hilton

9/12/2014 - A Comprehensive List of Foods That Look Like Dicks, Ranked

9/12/2014 - Misty Copeland on Being Black in Ballet: 'People Are Narrow Minded'

9/12/2014 - 'Girl on Girl Movies' Are Totally Making You Gay, Young Ladies

9/12/2014 - Here's Your First Look at the Dick-Centric Veronica Mars Spinoff

9/12/2014 - Facebook Takes Down Page Showing How to Use a Female Condom

9/12/2014 - How to Get Over an Ex By Obsessing About Them Even More

9/12/2014 - Malala's Attackers Have Been Arrested

9/12/2014 - $150 Will Get You This Bottle of Sparking Non-Alcoholic Wine With GOLD

9/12/2014 - Robin Givens Has Been in Janay Rice's Shoes

9/12/2014 - Susan Miller’s Illness Has Astrology Fans Losing Their Goddamn Minds

9/12/2014 - Freak Mutant Cat Survives 17 Story Fall From Building

9/12/2014 - How to Bone If You've Got a Bad Back

9/12/2014 - Dear Men: Having a Daughter Does Not Make You a Girl Expert

9/12/2014 - Janelle Monáe Teaches Sesame Street the Power of Perseverance

9/12/2014 - Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty of Culpable Homicide

9/12/2014 - Cops Violently Tackle High School Student for Using Her Phone

9/12/2014 - Little Girl Saddened to Learn That President Obama Isn't Beyoncé

9/12/2014 - Iggy Azalea's Skeevy Ex Is Allegedly Shopping Around a Sex Tape

9/11/2014 - Michael Che to Become First Ever Black Anchor of SNL's Weekend Update

9/11/2014 - Show Prince Harry Some Love and Caption This Photo

9/11/2014 - Ethan Hawke on Robin Williams: It Was Obvious He Was in Pain

9/11/2014 - Jerk Steals Pumpkins from Garden of Preschoolers in New Mexico

9/11/2014 - CBS Cancels Rihanna's Song Before Thursday Night Football Game

9/11/2014 - Nick Jonas Did A Striptease For A Thousand At Packed New York Gay Club

9/11/2014 - It's Thursday Evening, So Here Are Some Puppies Playing With Kittens

9/11/2014 - Iggy Azalea Wants You to Know That She Doesn't Have a Sex Tape

9/11/2014 - I'm Obsessed With Serial Killers

9/11/2014 - Vogue Editor's Neighbors Are Pissed About Her Stupid Geothermal Well

9/11/2014 - Walt Disney Was a Miserable Bastard Before Mickey Mouse

9/11/2014 - Tim Tebow Hired as Good Morning America Correspondent (Spit Take)

9/11/2014 - Twitter Thinks Domestic Airlines Are the Worst (Because They Are)

9/11/2014 - You Might Not Be Racist But Your OKCupid Habits May Suggest Otherwise

9/11/2014 - Jon Stewart's Post-9/11 Daily Show Was Tearful, Hopeful & Amazing

9/11/2014 - "Cell Block Tango" Remixed With All Your Favorite Divas

9/11/2014 - 24-Year-Old Woman Actually Missing a Large Part of Her Brain

9/11/2014 - You Prefer to Date Fat Guys So You Don't Feel So Bad About Yourself

9/11/2014 - Indianapolis Colts Donate $100K to Domestic Violence Charity

9/11/2014 - Mets Exec Claims She Was Fired for Being Unmarried and Pregnant

9/11/2014 - Gentlemen: This Is the Only Way to Do Tinder

9/11/2014 - When You're a Black Woman, You're Never Good Enough to Be a Victim

9/11/2014 - College Finally Bans Wild 'Rape Factory' Fraternity

9/11/2014 - The Betsey Johnson Show Delightfully Celebrated Marriage Equality

9/11/2014 - 'Fat Shaming' Doesn't Make People Lose Weight So Shut Your Piehole

9/11/2014 - Misguided and Pointless 'Advice' on the Matter of Naked Selfies

9/11/2014 - World's Biggest Jerk Steals Crops From Humble Fifth Grade Farmers

9/11/2014 - Woman Expertly Uses Facebook to Fake an Entire Vacation

9/11/2014 - NFL Should Ditch the Pink Crap and Recognize Domestic Violence Instead

9/11/2014 - 9/11's Last Surviving Search Dog Goes on Today, Tears Ensue

9/11/2014 - What's Reddit Going to Do With Money Made Off Stolen Celebrity Nudes?

9/11/2014 - Stressed Fliers Find Solace in Adorable Puppy and Kitten Videos

9/11/2014 - This Is The Most Intense List of Demands You've Ever Seen On OKCupid

9/11/2014 - Planned Parenthood to Offer Birth Control and Counseling Online

9/11/2014 - Wives Shouldn't Hit 'Testosterone-Filled' Husbands, Says Fox Panelist

9/11/2014 - Serena Williams' Workout Will Inspire You to Get Off Your Sorry Butt

9/11/2014 - Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Premeditated Murder

9/11/2014 - Kanye West Rushed to Hospital After Suffering Migraine

9/11/2014 - Help Me Pick My Roller Derby Name

9/10/2014 - Behold the Glorified Craft Fair Disaster That Is Miley Cyrus' 'Art'

9/10/2014 - Nev Schulman Is Probably The Jerk Everyone Says He Is

9/10/2014 - If You'd Be So Kind, Please Caption This Pic of Benedict Cumberbatch

9/10/2014 - LGBTQ Performers Are Still Treated Unfairly in Liberal-Ass Hollywood

9/10/2014 - Straight Dudes Marry In New Zealand For Trip to Rugby World Cup

9/10/2014 - Ohhh...God: Teen Arrested For Forcing Jesus to Give Him a Blowjob

9/10/2014 - Mike Tyson Calls Host a 'Piece of Shit' For Mentioning Rape Conviction

9/10/2014 - Wow: Some Brave Soul Wants to Adapt the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy for TV

9/10/2014 - Ian McKellen Had a Little Lamb

9/10/2014 - Let's Help This American Hero Get His Cat in the Yearbook

9/10/2014 - Rodarte, for the Sporty Mermaid Princess in You

9/10/2014 - Hell Hath No Fury Like Britney Spears Scorned: She Will Destroy You

9/10/2014 - College Kid Writes Dumbest Possible Op-Ed on Fast Food Wage Strikes

9/10/2014 - Frat's Taylor Swift Lip Dub Is Better Than Taylor Swift Herself

9/10/2014 - Rich People in Hollywood Aren't Vaccinating Their Children

9/10/2014 - According to Advertising, the 1950s Woman Wanted to Fuck Her Appliances

9/10/2014 - Khloe Kardashian Left French Montana Because He Needs Her Too Much

9/10/2014 - Here's That Exhibit Devoted to Sky-High Heels That You Didn't Ask For

9/10/2014 - GoFundMe Will No Longer Crowdfund Sorcery or Abortions

9/10/2014 - NFL Executives Definitely Got the Ray Rice Elevator Tape Months Ago

9/10/2014 - Oscar de la Renta, for the Sugary Sweet Country Club Princess in You

9/10/2014 - Notable Lines from the New York Times Magazine Profile of Lena Dunham

9/10/2014 - Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Whale Sex

9/10/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Downtrodden Kardashians Plan Mutiny Against Kim

9/10/2014 - Drinking Soda Won't Ruin You, But Drinking Soda Without Moving Will

9/10/2014 - Have Some Sexy Sailor Moon Lingerie, You Anime-Loving Minx

9/10/2014 - I Will Dress Like a Slob on an Airplane and No One Can Stop Me

9/10/2014 - Gird Your Loins & DVRs: Sarah Silverman & Chris Pratt are Hosting SNL

9/10/2014 - Watch Jeff Goldblum Sing a Special Version of the Jurassic Park Theme

9/10/2014 - Snubbed.

9/10/2014 - Vogue Discovers Big Booties

9/10/2014 - Holy Shit Baby Antarctic Fur Seals Are Fucking Cute as Hell

9/10/2014 - Desperados Now Trading Olive Garden Unlimited Pasta Passes on Ebay

9/10/2014 - Anna Wintour Has Never Taken a Selfie and Doesn't Plan to Start Now

9/10/2014 - Male Journalist Seeks Proof Wendy Davis Really Had an Abortion

9/10/2014 - Jennifer Lopez: Beauty Is in the Thigh of the Beholder

9/10/2014 - Brian Kilmeade Is a Pig

9/10/2014 - We Could Have Effective Male Birth Control (Without Condoms!) By 2017

9/10/2014 - Jimmy Fallon Signed Britney Spears Up For Tinder

9/10/2014 - Thousands Protest Catholic School's Firing of Pregnant Lesbian Teacher

9/10/2014 - There Won’t Be an Exhibit of Stolen Jennifer Lawrence Pictures After All

9/10/2014 - Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand Says Colleague Who Called Her Fat Is Southern

9/10/2014 - Library of Congress to Receive Hundreds of Rosa Parks' Personal Items

9/10/2014 - Report: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With John Mayer

9/9/2014 - Woman Wears Colander in Driver's License; Becomes Your New Hero

9/9/2014 - OH MY GOD Caption This Photo of Tom Hardy Getting Kissed by a Puppy

9/9/2014 - Angel Haze Is Hanging Out With Ireland Baldwin's Family

9/9/2014 - Watch '99 Red Balloons' Played Using Actual Red Ballons

9/9/2014 - Badass 14-Year-Old Girl Makes Horror Film

9/9/2014 - Guilty Charlie the Beagle Now Desperately Wants Baby to Play Ball

9/9/2014 - FBI Raid Hotel Room in Connection with Kris Jenner Stalker and Hacker

9/9/2014 - Baltimore Restaurants Offer a Big "Fuck You" to Ray Rice

9/9/2014 - Julia Stiles Would Like a Middle Finger Emoji

9/9/2014 - Lady Finds Eggs of World's Most Poisonous Spider In Groceries

9/9/2014 - Jill Duggar Sent Out Literally One THOUSAND Wedding Invitations

9/9/2014 - Influential Books List Betrays the Fact that Most Adults Don't Read

9/9/2014 - This Kid Is So Done With Obama He Can't Even Keep Himself Upright

9/9/2014 - Jessica Chastain Won't Be the Hero's Girl, But She'll Be the Hero

9/9/2014 - The Majority of American Adults Are Single

9/9/2014 - Versus Versace: For the Flashy Rock Goddess in You

9/9/2014 - Ask a Mortician: How Can I Give My Pet a Good Death at Home?

9/9/2014 - Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Will Shade Each Other to the Death

9/9/2014 - Teens Invent 'Tampon Run' Game to De-Stigmatize Periods

9/9/2014 - Florida Woman Makes Love to Motorcycle in Front of Neighborhood Kids

9/9/2014 - NBC News Producer Uploaded Secret Sex Tape of Girlfriend to Porn Site

9/9/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence, Overachiever, Is Most Successful Action Heroine Ever

9/9/2014 - America Is Realizing Flavored Vodka Is Candy-Coated Barf

9/9/2014 - Carolina Herrera, for the Sophisticated Patron of the Arts in You

9/9/2014 - Nuns Battling Birth Control Mandate Reject New Fix

9/9/2014 - DiGiorno Crashes Discussion on Domestic Violence With Pizza Joke

9/9/2014 - Trying to Change Your Regional Accent Is Practically Impossible

9/9/2014 - Scandal Teaser: Where on Earth Is Olivia Pope?

9/9/2014 - Women Prep for Autumn with Craigslist Ad Seeking 'Fall Boyfriends'

9/9/2014 - Soak in Sarah Jessica Parker's Luxe Bathtub for a Mere $22 Million

9/9/2014 - Martine Rothblatt Is Maybe the Most Fascinating Woman on the Planet

9/9/2014 - Dashing Robert Downey Jr. Talks Drugs and Dysfunction in Vanity Fair

9/9/2014 - $90 Slim Engagement Box Solves Marriage Crisis

9/9/2014 - 51-Year-Old Pregnant Single Mom Defies Age Barriers Using Lots of Cash

9/9/2014 - The Best Commentary on Ray Rice's Suspension Comes From Joe Biden

9/9/2014 - Bill Murray Has Some Suggestions for That All-Female Ghostbusters Movie

9/9/2014 - Can I Interest You in an Erotic Downton Abbey Getaway?

9/9/2014 - Miley Cyrus Knows the 'Yummy Cum' Recipe to Make Semen Taste Better

9/9/2014 - Nev Schulman Declares His Elevator 'Abuse Free'; Internet LOLs

9/9/2014 - New Dr. Seuss Book Featuring Horton and the Grinch Hits Stores Today

9/9/2014 - The Strict Rules of Interacting With Ariana Grande

9/9/2014 - Trans Women Offer Women's Colleges A New Way To Support An Old Mission

9/8/2014 - Real Ducks doing the DuckTales Theme Is Literally the Best Thing Ever

9/8/2014 - Caption This Pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger Gazing At His New Portrait

9/8/2014 - 'Most Likely to Skinny Dip' Award Freaking Everyone Out in New Mexico

9/8/2014 - Court Rules It's Totally Cool for Yelp to Extort Businesses

9/8/2014 - Indiana Woman Kept in Cage as Sex Slave for Two Months

9/8/2014 - Here's a Raccoon Reading the Paper to Save Print Media

9/8/2014 - Beyoncé and Jay-Z Crashed a Wedding While on Vacation in Italy

9/8/2014 - LET THE NEW ROYAL BABY HYSTERIA COMMENCE: Everything You Need to Know

9/8/2014 - Victoria Beckham Is a Work of Art

9/8/2014 - Michael C. Hall Is Taking His Angry Inch to Broadway

9/8/2014 - Christmas Is Cancelled: Pumpkin Spice Condoms Are a Goddamn Hoax

9/8/2014 - So, this is a thing that happened: [NSFW]

9/8/2014 - WSJ Attempts to Drum Up Sympathy for Paupers Making $400K a Year

9/8/2014 - What in the Hell Is a Selfie Brush and Why Would Anyone Need One

9/8/2014 - Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Has a Makeup Line

9/8/2014 - Outlander Recap, Episode Five: This Is the Worst Road Trip Ever

9/8/2014 - Alexander Wang, for the Sporty Cyberpunk in You

9/8/2014 - Worst Girlfriend Ever Runs Over Half-Naked Man's Scooter, Dignity

9/8/2014 - Twitter to Enable Your Shopping Addiction With a 'Buy Now' Button

9/8/2014 - 'Yes Means Yes' Laws Will Not Ruin Sex Forever, Despite Idiotic Fears

9/8/2014 - Ye Olde Dope-As-Fuck Jezebel Staff

9/8/2014 - Cops Write Jaywalking Tickets as Rapist Stalks University of Florida

9/8/2014 - This Brutally Honest Invite is How We Should All Be Doing Weddings

9/8/2014 - Redditor Reminds Us Not to Put Peppermint on our Lady Parts

9/8/2014 - The 10 Swiftiest Excerpts from Taylor Swift's Rolling Stone Interview

9/8/2014 - Jennifer Lopez Has an Affair With a Teenager in The Boy Next Door

9/8/2014 - Megachurch Prick Mark Driscoll: Women Are Homes for Penises

9/8/2014 - Zosia Mamet Opens Up About Eating Disorder That Rocked Her Family

9/8/2014 - New Zealanders Click on Celeb Nude Photos Link, Get Malware Instead

9/8/2014 - Tracy Reese, for the Romantic Garden Party Glamour Girl in You

9/8/2014 - Watch Nicki Minaj Try to Teach Models the Anaconda Dance Moves

9/8/2014 - Sorority Girls Allegedly Shitting All Over Mississippi State's Campus

9/8/2014 - Maya Angelou's Posthumous Hip Hop Album Drops This Fall

9/8/2014 - New American Horror Story Trailer: 3 Breasts, a Beard and 2 Heads

9/8/2014 - $100 Will Get You a Pass to Eat Olive Garden Pasta Until You Explode

9/8/2014 - Instagrammers Are Making Fashion Rental Businesses Rich

9/8/2014 - Nude Bras for Women Of Color Will Finally Be a Real Thing

9/8/2014 - More Tales of Unbelievably Dumb Restaurant Customers

9/8/2014 - If You Care About Women and Still Support the NFL, You Are a Hypocrite

9/8/2014 - Whoa, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Secretly Got Married

9/8/2014 - New Cab Company With Female Drivers Is for Women, by Women

9/8/2014 - Here's Your First Listen of Tom Hiddleston Covering Hank Williams

9/8/2014 - Metahuman Serena Williams Dominates US Open, Wins 18th Grand Slam

9/8/2014 - Kate Middleton and Prince William Expecting Second Royal Baby

9/7/2014 - Caption This Picture of Anthony Mackie Snapping a Selfie with a Fan

9/7/2014 - Two Women in Their 90s Wed After Spending Decades Together as a Couple

9/7/2014 - Harry Potter's JK Rowling Tells Off 'Fan' Angry Dumbledore Was Gay

9/7/2014 - EXCLUSIVE Video: Benedict Cumberbatch Spotted Eating

9/7/2014 - Study Finds Restaurant-Goers Care More About Authenticity Than Hygiene

9/7/2014 - Celebrate Grandparents Day with Badass Twitter Granny Baddie Winkle

9/7/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: This Is Hardly Personal

9/7/2014 - Idaho Woman Keeps the Party Going After Teen Passes Out, Administers IV

9/7/2014 - Bulldogs Feverishly Attempt to Save Tire From Villainous Water

9/7/2014 - Woman Becomes First Quadruple Amputee to Model at New York Fashion Week

9/7/2014 - While Celebs Attend Joan Rivers' Funeral, Fans Slam Clinic's Yelp Page

9/7/2014 - Model Andreja Pejic Is Crowdfunding an Autobiographical Documentary

9/7/2014 - Cat Serenely Naps With a Little Frog on Its Head

9/7/2014 - Jack the Ripper’s Identity Revealed, Thanks to DNA Analysis

9/7/2014 - This Woman's Photos Could Be Your Life

9/7/2014 - OK Cop Charged with Sexual Assault of 8 Women Gets to Go Home

9/7/2014 - The Final Dirty Dancing Scene without Music Is So Very Awkward

9/7/2014 - A Gluten-Free Product Ingredient is a Potential Allergen Risk

9/7/2014 - Reddit Has Banned /r/TheFappening

9/7/2014 - Pile of Ancient Roman Jewelry Found Under Modern Department Store

9/7/2014 - Miley Cyrus to Debut "Dirty Hippie" Art Collection at NY Fashion Week

9/6/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Dr. Ian Malcolm

9/6/2014 - It Just Doesn't Get Any More Chill Than This Dog Enjoying a Spa Day

9/6/2014 - Peplum and Velour: The Kardashian Kids Line for Toddlers

9/6/2014 - How San Francisco Is Protecting Abortion Clinics from Harassment

9/6/2014 - Here's That Alternate Ending for How I Met Your Mother

9/6/2014 - Looks Like We're Getting a Female Superhero TV Show. Finally.

9/6/2014 - Man Swallowed Whole by Tidal Wave of Adorable Bunnies

9/6/2014 - Indiana Man Raped and Tortured His Wife Under Forced "Slave Contract"

9/6/2014 - I Watched the Only Rom Com I Refused to Watch

9/6/2014 - Here Are the Most and Least Obese States in the US

9/6/2014 - FKA Twigs' Cover of "Stay With Me" Is Perfection

9/6/2014 - Wendy Davis Discusses Her Two Abortions in Upcoming Memoir

9/6/2014 - Taco Bell is Product Testing a Biscuit Taco

9/6/2014 - The First Cristina Yang-less Grey's Anatomy Trailer Is Here

9/6/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Sucks at Everything Except Acting

9/5/2014 - CDC Study: 1 in 5 Women in the United States Have Been Raped

9/5/2014 - Like Many Of Us, Shaun White Daydreams About Burritos

9/5/2014 - Crocodile/Diamond Birkin Bag Expected to Fetch Over $200K at Auction

9/5/2014 - Aviva Drescher and Her Prosthetic Leg Got Fired from RHONY

9/5/2014 - Teens Use Ice Bucket Challenge to Dump Human Waste on Teen with Autism

9/5/2014 - My Fart Will Go On

9/5/2014 - Jemaine Clement's Vampire Mocumentary Is Coming to a Theater Near You

9/5/2014 - Missouri Is About to Pass One of the Worst Abortion Laws in the Nation

9/5/2014 - Help: My Friend Is On Drugs and I Just Can't With Her Right Now

9/5/2014 - Bed Bugs Are Riding ALL the New York City Subways Right Now

9/5/2014 - Golden Retriever Loves Watching Football SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD

9/5/2014 - Your Weirdest Turn On

9/5/2014 - Kmart Wants to Get Away with Running a Christmas Ad in September

9/5/2014 - Area College Guy Thinks Ladies Should Prevent Their Own Rapes

9/5/2014 - It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Jezebel

9/5/2014 - Tom Brady Whines and Pouts to Get Gisele's Attention

9/5/2014 - Cancel Your Therapy Appointment: It's the Best Love Advice Column Ever

9/5/2014 - Cal Poly Ex-Delta Sigma Phi President Arrested for Drug Dealing

9/5/2014 - Tadashi Shoji: For the Glorious Venetian Noble in You

9/5/2014 - Woman Not Allowed to Talk About Sexism Without Having Her Hair Curled

9/5/2014 - [nods]

9/5/2014 - These Giant Quilted Polyester Penises Are the Highest Form of Art

9/5/2014 - A 100% Foolproof Guide to Not Having Your Nudes Leaked Online

9/5/2014 - Model Liu Wen on Landing a Beauty Contract: 'Life-Changing'

9/5/2014 - Man Gropes Off-Duty Deputy U.S. Marshal, Gets Kicked in the Dick

9/5/2014 - Bras Don't Cause Breast Cancer, According to New Study

9/5/2014 - Yet More Evidence The Parks and Rec Cast Is Painfully Charming

9/5/2014 - Here Is Anna Wintour Using an Archaic Flip Phone

9/5/2014 - NYC Teachers Wear Shirts to Support Cops After Cop Murders Black Man

9/5/2014 - 19 Years Ago, Someone Named Her Daughter Cherries Waffles Tennis.

9/5/2014 - Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Remember Joan Rivers' Acid Wit

9/5/2014 - Student Wears Short Skirt to School, Gets Punished With 'Shame Suit'

9/5/2014 - Cee-Lo Green Pulled From Military Base Performance

9/5/2014 - Man Sent to Prison for Texting His Ex-Girlfriend Thousands of Times

9/5/2014 - Jay-Z Wishes Beyoncé Happy Birthday via Video (No Mention of Divorce)

9/4/2014 - Forty-Three Socks Found in Stomach of Clueless Great Dane

9/4/2014 - It Doesn't Get Better: Number of Homeless LGBT Youth On the Rise

9/4/2014 - TV Host Asks Dan Stevens if He Had to 'Beat Off' Other Men for a Role

9/4/2014 - Pelt Yourself With Hash Browns: The Esquire Guide for Portly Men

9/4/2014 - Scientists Would Like to Remind Us Being LGBT Is Not A Mental Disorder

9/4/2014 - Goop Teaches Readers How to Make a Bed

9/4/2014 - Florida Restaurant Bans Ketchup For Customers Over 10 Years Old

9/4/2014 - Scarlett Johansson Gave Birth

9/4/2014 - Time-Lapse of Little Girl Walking to School Is Absolutely Delightful

9/4/2014 - Joan Rivers Will Be Missed By Many

9/4/2014 - Florida Republican Congressman Holds Men-Only Fundraiser

9/4/2014 - Chris Pratt Threw an Adorably Bad Pitch at a Cubs Game

9/4/2014 - Let's Make the Ultimate PMS Playlist

9/4/2014 - Fashion Ditches Skinny Dudes for Beefcakes With Bulging Biceps

9/4/2014 - Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Rejected on Tinder

9/4/2014 - Chicago Alderman Rehires City Worker Who Threatened to Rape Colleagues

9/4/2014 - Peak Boho Bride: Hearst Is Launching Elle Weddings

9/4/2014 - War Machine Pleads 'Not Guilty' to Attempted Murder Charges

9/4/2014 - Student Uses Beyoncé's Birthday as an Excuse to Skip Class

9/4/2014 - I've been married four months, time for diaper ads on Facebook

9/4/2014 - BCBG Max Azria: For the Ethereal Dream-Warrior in You

9/4/2014 - Bob 'Transvaginal Probe' McDonnell Found Guilty of Corruption

9/4/2014 - Goodbye, Barbie: Lego Dethrones Mattel As the World's Top Toymaker

9/4/2014 - Beverley Mitchell's New Baby Is Super Cute

9/4/2014 - South Texas Women No Longer Have to Travel 200 Miles For Abortions

9/4/2014 - Here Is Your Reminder That Cats Are High-Performance Athletes

9/4/2014 - Joan Rivers Has Died

9/4/2014 - Let's Hope This Robot Cyclops Vacuum Renders Housework Unnecessary

9/4/2014 - Pam Oliver on Being Replaced By Erin Andrews: 'It's Just a Job Change'

9/4/2014 - Conditions Which Must Be Met for Simultaneous Orgasm

9/4/2014 - Is the Tide Finally Turning Against Fast Fashion?

9/4/2014 - Finnick to Romance Daenerys Targaryen in Me Before You

9/4/2014 - Watch the Teaser for J. Lo and Iggy Azalea's 'Booty' Featuring...Booty

9/4/2014 - Notorious Photographer Terry Richardson Now Working for Evisu Jeans

9/4/2014 - Some of Us Liked Chris Pratt Before It Was Cool

9/4/2014 - Florida Gallery Plans 'Art' Exhibit of Stolen Jennifer Lawrence Images

9/4/2014 - Ricky Gervais Broke My Heart

9/4/2014 - CVS Drug Stores Stop Selling Tobacco Products Early

9/4/2014 - Miley Cyrus and Her Tongue Are Fighting With the Dominican Republic

9/4/2014 - Scott Disick ODs in Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Trailer

9/4/2014 - Woman Falls Three Stories at MIT Frat Party

9/4/2014 - Gisele Fights Haters of Her Under Armour Ads in Her Under Armour Ad

9/4/2014 - Conan O'Brien Offers His Take on the Celebrity Nude Photo Hack

9/4/2014 - Woman Discovers 'Rape Room' in Comic Book Store; Is Promptly Fired

9/4/2014 - Betty White Is Not Dead So Put Away Your Sackcloth and Ashes

9/4/2014 - Finally: LGBT Groups Allowed to March in NYC St. Patrick’s Day Parade

9/4/2014 - New DWTS Cast: Betsey Johnson and the Dude from Mean Girls

9/4/2014 - Taylor Swift Cheers Up Bullied Fan With Longform Instagram Comment

9/4/2014 - 'Heile heile gänsje': My mother's song

9/3/2014 - Rosie Perez and Nicolle Wallace Confirmed as New Hosts of The View

9/3/2014 - Game of Thrones Is Giving Its Most Boring Plot Line the Season Off

9/3/2014 - Adorable Kittens Meowing Will Lift Every One of Your Spirits

9/3/2014 - EXXXclusive New Footage From the Magic Mike XXL Set [NSFW]

9/3/2014 - Anus-Obsessed Quack Phil Robertson on ISIS: 'Convert Them or Kill Them'

9/3/2014 - George Clooney Directing Film About Murdoch Phone-Hacking Scandal

9/3/2014 - Jessica Biel Doesn't Care About Your Dreams

9/3/2014 - The Most Unique Eating Habits of Every US State

9/3/2014 - 3-Year-Old Golfer Born With One Arm Will Make Your Day With His Moves

9/3/2014 - Watch Hilary Swank, Emmy Rossum in the You're Not You Trailer and Cry

9/3/2014 - Arkansas Woman Steals $144 of Eye Makeup, Wears It All At Same Time

9/3/2014 - Kate Bush's Home to Be Reclaimed by the Sea

9/3/2014 - Michelle Obama Pops By Funny or Die to Remind You to Eat Your Veggies

9/3/2014 - Proposal During 22 Jump Street Is Either Worst or Best of All Time

9/3/2014 - Frozen Food Master Quits Over Unhealthy Children's Meal

9/3/2014 - Looking for a Girlfriend/There Is No Sex In The City

9/3/2014 - Broccoli Stench and Brown Filth: Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long

9/3/2014 - Another Charity Rejects Donation From Nude Photo-Swapping Redditors

9/3/2014 - Ask a Mortician: What Happens to Breast Implants When You're Cremated?

9/3/2014 - Robin Roberts Launches Her Own Production Company

9/3/2014 - This Week's Tabloids Were the Worst of the Year

9/3/2014 - This Has Over 2 Million Views

9/3/2014 - Male Senator Has Never Seen Sexism in the Senate, So It Must Not Exist

9/3/2014 - Pure Joy Is This Dog Running Into the Ocean

9/3/2014 - Mike Brown's Family Must Rely on Biased Prosecutor to Charge Wilson

9/3/2014 - Porn Site Won't Take Down JLaw's Nudes Until She Proves She Owns Them

9/3/2014 - Brad and Angelina's People Magazine Wedding Cover Story Is Here

9/3/2014 - Renisha McBride's Killer Sentenced to 17 Years in Prison

9/3/2014 - Drop Everything And Take This Animal Poop Doppelganger Quiz

9/3/2014 - Mindy Kaling Says Abortion Is Too Serious to Tackle in a Sitcom

9/3/2014 - Cara Delevingne's Red Carpet Ensemble Is Sheer Madness

9/3/2014 - The United Kingdom Just Banned a Sleazy American Apparel Ad

9/3/2014 - Brittany Murphy's Dad Really Hates Lifetime's Movie About His Daughter

9/3/2014 - Frozen Characters Will Return for Animated Short Frozen Fever

9/3/2014 - Adam Levine Is Producing Your Upcoming Least Favorite Sitcom

9/3/2014 - Spirit Airlines Sends Promotional Email Joking About Celebrity Nudes

9/3/2014 - Transgender Teen Sues South Carolina DMV Over Driver's License Photo

9/3/2014 - Parks & Rec Supercut of April Insulting Ann Is a Tribute to Frenemies

9/3/2014 - Sleepy Hollow's 'Headless Day' Promotion Has the Worst Possible Timing

9/3/2014 - The Daily Show Tears Apart Sexist Catcalls in Glorious Fashion

9/3/2014 - How to Navigate Special Orders and Food Problems in Restaurants

9/3/2014 - The Holderness Family's Viral Rap Videos Must Be Stopped

9/3/2014 - Kim Kardashian Hits the Red Carpet in Pleather and Chain Mail

9/3/2014 - Woman Forced to Dig Through Her Own Poop to Recover Stolen Ring

9/3/2014 - American Ninja Warrior Kacy Catanzaro Defeated By Slippery Walls

9/3/2014 - Here Is Allison Williams as Peter Pan

9/3/2014 - Prostate Cancer Foundation Does Not Want Reddit's Sleazy Money

9/3/2014 - Cee-Lo Green Issues Really Bad Apology For Rape Comments

9/3/2014 - On my way to steal your man

9/2/2014 - This Gif Perfectly Sums Up My Reaction to Lifetime's Lame Saved By the Bell Movie

9/2/2014 - Here's a Song to Say Happy Birthday to People You Don't Care About

9/2/2014 - Mo'ne Davis Signs Autographs for Dodgers Players

9/2/2014 - Snoop Dogg Likes to Surprise Strangers at Their Wedding

9/2/2014 - Another Awesome Hero Cat Saves Man From Deadly House Fire

9/2/2014 - Crimea Doesn't Need Gay People, Says De Facto Crimean Leader

9/2/2014 - Nick Carter, Jordan Knight Rehash Pop Highs With New Cheesy Lyrics

9/2/2014 - Nicki Minaj's Dancer Describes Being Chomped by a Snake at the VMAs

9/2/2014 - Woman Sentenced to Life for Killing Victim with Butt Injections

9/2/2014 - Billy Eichner Has Some Comforting Words for Joan Rivers

9/2/2014 - America Finally Gets Her Hands on Globally Beloved Hangover Cure

9/2/2014 - AOL CEO To Lead Venture Fund Aimed At Female-Led Startups

9/2/2014 - Designer Carolina Herrera Hates Your Outfit

9/2/2014 - Here Are Two Leaked Adele Tracks for You to Weep Over

9/2/2014 - Manboys Throw Tantrum Over Having Their Celebrity Nudes Taken Away

9/2/2014 - The Most Syrupy Sweet Moments of the Brangelina Wedding, Ranked

9/2/2014 - Majestic Capybara Debased By Adorable Puppies Crawling All Over Him

9/2/2014 - Miss America Contestant Plans to Wear 3D-Printed Shoes

9/2/2014 - Texas Cops 'Swarm' School, Pray Over 'Possible Fetus' Found in Bathroom

9/2/2014 - Men in Shorts: Who Fucking Cares

9/2/2014 - Welcome to September! Here Are Your New Book Releases for the Month

9/2/2014 - Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School

9/2/2014 - Woman Who Left Kids in Car During Job Interview Regains Custody

9/2/2014 - Nick Cannon Is Writing a Book of Poetry for Children

9/2/2014 - I Was the Weirdest Person at BronyCon 2014

9/2/2014 - Pinterest's Adorable DIY Offices Sound Like My Personal Hell

9/2/2014 - Groom Causes Brawl After Groping Pregnant Bartender on His Wedding Night

9/2/2014 - Women Who Benefitted Immensely From Feminism Rail Against Feminism

9/2/2014 - John Oliver and Cookie Monster Show the News Cycle How It's Done

9/2/2014 - British Women Can't Find Their Vaginas on a Map

9/2/2014 - Lifetime, We Have to Talk About That Saved By the Bell Movie

9/2/2014 - New Details Emerge in Case of Horrifying British Sex Abuse Ring

9/2/2014 - The Kardashians Stop Pretending Kim's Last Marriage Wasn't a Sham

9/2/2014 - Beauty Queen Won't Return Crown Until Pageant Organizers Apologize

9/2/2014 - Public Menace Justin Bieber Charged With Dangerous Driving and Assault

9/2/2014 - Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Did an Ad Campaign for Burberry Together

9/2/2014 - Behind Every Bullied Woman Is a Man Yelling About Free Speech

9/2/2014 - Chris Brown Gets $150 Fine for Punching a Fan in the Face

9/2/2014 - Florida Judge Charged with Over a Dozen Instances of Improper Conduct

9/2/2014 - Queen Elizabeth Is Tired of Looking at All Your Bloody Smartphones

9/2/2014 - Pam From True Blood Is Coming Back as Maleficent on Once Upon a Time

9/2/2014 - Federal Judge Temporarily Bars Enforcement of Louisiana Abortion Law

9/2/2014 - Cee-Lo Green Tweets 'People Who Have Been Really Raped Remember'

9/1/2014 - OMFG It's Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress

9/1/2014 - Watch Some Dudes Witness the Miracle of Childbirth for the First Time

9/1/2014 - Outlander Recap: So Much for Claire's Great Escape

9/1/2014 - Woman Texting While Driving Gets Into Horrific Crash, Impaled in Butt

9/1/2014 - I Had a Mexican Star Trek-Themed Wedding and It Was the Best Thing Ever

9/1/2014 - Bikini Coffee Stands at the Center of a Prostitution Ring Scandal

9/1/2014 - Minority Report Is Totally Real: Smart Mannequins Tell Us What To Buy

9/1/2014 - Hapless Dog Can't Get This Monkey Off Its Back

9/1/2014 - Parents of Cancer-Stricken Boy Refuse Extradition, Denied Bail

9/1/2014 - Scientists Report You Might Live Longer if You Drink Wine With Dinner

9/1/2014 - John Oliver Takes on Horrible YouTube Comments About His Show

9/1/2014 - Watch Frozen's Elsa Spread the Icy Love in This Once Upon a Time Teaser

9/1/2014 - Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat That

9/1/2014 - Everybody Got Married Over Labor Day Weekend