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2014 July
7/30/2014 - Martha Stewart Posed for Terry Richardson For Some Damn Reason
7/30/2014 - These Puppies Rolling Down Hills Will Free Your Spirit
7/30/2014 - Robot Overlords Send Hitchhiking Robot Across Canada
7/30/2014 - Horribly Misguided Pro-Israel Art Casts Princess Jasmine As a Terrorist
7/30/2014 - Insane Texts From a Comic-Con Attendee on Shrooms
7/30/2014 - Justin Bieber Posts Photo Mocking Nemesis Orlando Bloom
7/30/2014 - Mad Genius Creates Ice Cream That Changes Color While You Eat It
7/30/2014 - Fox News Mouthbreather Calls Bachelorette Andi a 'Slut'
7/30/2014 - My Work Attracts Attention from Such Famous Parties
7/30/2014 - Martha Stewart Is Totally Making Drones Happen
7/30/2014 - Bored Teens Are Literally Just Setting Themselves on Fire for Fun
7/30/2014 - Colleges That Botch Rape Investigations Could Face Millions in Fines
7/30/2014 - This Has Got to Be the Worst Pickup Line in the Entire World
7/30/2014 - Hey, Idiots: Shutting Down Clinics Doesn't Make Abortion Go Away
7/30/2014 - Can Robin Thicke Come Back From Being a Douchebag?
7/30/2014 - Keith Urban Fans Watch as Man Rapes 17-Year-Old At Outdoor Concert
7/30/2014 - THE MOST IMPORTANT VINE IN EXISTENCE
7/30/2014 - Vin Diesel, Karaoke All-Star, Returns With Sam Smith's 'Stay With Me'
7/30/2014 - Sexist Douche Pastor Mark Driscoll Believes Our Nation Is 'Pussified'
7/30/2014 - Katy Perry Misses the Point on Cultural Appropriation Criticism
7/30/2014 - Another Mom Is Arrested for Letting Her Kid Go to the Park Alone
7/30/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Normals Who Dated A-Listers Spill Sex Secrets
7/30/2014 - Useful Info: Swans Are Vicious and Mean and Will Destroy You
7/30/2014 - Selfie Spinoffs Are Getting Out of Hand: Behold the 'Usie'
7/30/2014 - New Laxative Ad Features Swirly Poop People Trapped in a Butt Dungeon
7/30/2014 - Men Like Women Best When They Listen Listen Listen
7/30/2014 - Fashion Won't Serve LGBT Buyers? 'Fine, We'll Make Our Own Clothes.'
7/30/2014 - Celebrate Hot Farts in Gorgeous Retro-Inspired Maternity Lingerie
7/30/2014 - This Is a Movie
7/30/2014 - Watch Janelle Monáe Channel Her Inner Sorority Girl in Her New Video
7/30/2014 - Every Single Time Samuel L. Jackson Has Said 'Motherfucker' on Film
7/30/2014 - Exclusive: Tori Amos Premieres New Video And Answers All My Questions
7/30/2014 - Allison Williams Will Play Peter Pan in
Peter Pan Live!
7/30/2014 - Doll With a Penis Freaks Out Shoppers
7/30/2014 - Nick Jonas Is Brawny and Bedraggled in His New R&B Video
7/30/2014 - This Man's Wife Refused to Pose for Pregnancy Pics, So He Did Instead
7/30/2014 - Watch The Roots Lose Their Shit Over the '50 Shades' Trailer
7/30/2014 - Pussy Riot Sue Russian Government in European Human Rights Court
7/30/2014 - Little Girl Sobs Because She Doesn't Want Her Baby Brother to Grow Up
7/30/2014 - Generous Internet Denizens Help Shy Couple With Their Vacation Photos
7/30/2014 - Orlando Bloom Throws a Punch at Justin Bieber and the People Cheer
7/30/2014 - How to Fix Your Life: Waking Up With a Good Attitude
7/30/2014 - SPOTTED: Geraldo Rivera mid-rant with Brian Kilmeade at the Mets game
7/29/2014 - Teen's Instagram Pics Perfectly Mimic Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and More
7/29/2014 - Michele Bachmann Word Vomits That LGBT People Are Pedophiles
7/29/2014 - Jack White Proves He Can Smile AND Enjoy Baseball
7/29/2014 - Retirees Make Their Perfect Own Recreation of Pharrell's 'Happy' Video
7/29/2014 - Company Posts Ad Looking for Male Sex Toy Tester
7/29/2014 - Watch This Gang of Kittens Duke it Out Over a House
7/29/2014 - Martha Stewart Has Her Own Drone and She Fucking Loves It
7/29/2014 - McDonald's is Responsible For Its Franchisees' Bullshit, Says NLRB
7/29/2014 - Canadian Sperm Bank Finally Decides Race Mixing Is Okay
7/29/2014 - Aubrey Plaza Has a Taste for Brains
7/29/2014 - Good News: Mississippi's Only Abortion Clinic Can Remain Open
7/29/2014 - Read the Notorious RBG at Her Most Blistering
7/29/2014 - Teen Doesn't Want to Use Pool Because His Parents Fuck In It Too Much
7/29/2014 - Can You Change Your Race? 'Ethnic Plastic Surgery' Raises Big Questions
7/29/2014 - Is Wedding-Drunk America Ready for Rented Bridal Gowns?
7/29/2014 - What's Your Ideal Women's Website?
7/29/2014 - Trial of Virginia Ex-Governor and His Wife Is an Amazing Soap Opera
7/29/2014 - Daniel Radcliffe Channels His Inner Devil in
Horns
7/29/2014 - Bryan Singer Accuser Refuses Settlement and Parts Ways With His Lawyer
7/29/2014 - Here's a Disney Princess Collection for Adults, If That's Your Thing
7/29/2014 - Terrified Father Delivers Baby… Right Into Toilet Bowl
7/29/2014 - How Much Did Kim Kardashian REALLY Work on Her Damn Game?
7/29/2014 - Lululemon's Patented Yoga Mat Has Been Deemed the Best There Is
7/29/2014 - The Craze for Coconut Oil and Its Many Magical, Miracle Uses
7/29/2014 - Turkish Deputy Minister Claims Women Shouldn't Laugh in Public
7/29/2014 - Spanx Jeans Will Not Save Your Ass From Itself
7/29/2014 - Hobby Lobby Allegedly Fired an Employee For Being Pregnant
7/29/2014 - Watch Hilary Duff Act Like She's Ever Held an Office Job
7/29/2014 - Thank Goodness Richard Dawkins Has Finally Mansplained Rape
7/29/2014 - We're disgusting.
7/29/2014 - This Drunk Woman Eating Chips Off of a Train Floor Could Be Any of Us
7/29/2014 - The Batkid Documentary Trailer Will Have You in Tears
7/29/2014 - Mitt Romney Is the World's Greatest Grandpa. Seriously.
7/29/2014 - The Gardens Outside the Louvre Are Crawling With Large Rats
7/29/2014 - Nicki Minaj Doesn't Need Your Advice or Input
7/29/2014 - Prince Harry Has Topped His Grandmother's Royal Photobomb
7/29/2014 - Teen Vine Star Is Number 1 on iTunes Thanks to Teen Girls
7/29/2014 - Get Some Shade Dude, All That Tanning Might Make You Sick
7/29/2014 - Report: Microsoft Will Soon Unleash a 'Selfie Phone'
7/29/2014 - The
Bachelorette
: Why Did You Make Love to Me If You Weren't in Love?
7/29/2014 - Here's How to Tell Your Co-Workers That They're Smelly, Annoying Asses
7/29/2014 - James Franco Can't Even Tell When He Says the Word 'Fuck' Anymore
7/29/2014 - Priest Claims Demon Is Sending Him Text Messages
7/29/2014 - Beyoncé 'Secretly' Apartment Shopping Alone, Fueling Rumors of Divorcè
7/29/2014 - Mermaid School Is Real and Great For Your Health
7/29/2014 - At Last, Martha Stewart Weighs in on Blake Lively's Lifestyle Blog
7/28/2014 - Vandals Trash Plastic Surgeon's Anti-Muffin Top Billboard in Michigan
7/28/2014 - Behold Maisie Williams's Comic-Con Comic Book Dress
7/28/2014 - Whoopi Goldberg Defends Stephen A. Smith's Domestic Abuse Comments
7/28/2014 - Kitten Boldly Takes on Evil Ceramic Cat Statue
7/28/2014 - This Reaction to Wonder Woman's New Outfit is Pretty Much Everything
7/28/2014 - Kiefer Sutherland and Freddie Prinze Jr.'s Weird Bloodfeud Continues
7/28/2014 - Meet the Woman Too Hot For Volleyball
7/28/2014 - Willow Smith Ponders the Roots of Humanity
7/28/2014 - Soldier Claims Fast Food Worker Put Anti-Microbial Wipes in His Drink
7/28/2014 - Reckless Toddler Drives Jeep Into Wall and Acts Like NOTHING Happened
7/28/2014 - Raunchy Self-Help Book Returned to the Library--After 54 Years
7/28/2014 - Hot Trend for August: Denim on Denim
7/28/2014 - I really liked Snowpiercer but…
7/28/2014 - Here's How to Never Lose An Argument Again
7/28/2014 - 'You Were a Shirtless Ninja' and Other Comic-Con Missed Connections
7/28/2014 - Fashion Insiders Sad Their Pseudo-Controversial Ads Are Boring Us All
7/28/2014 - This headline could mean a couple of things, Daily Mail
7/28/2014 - Women in Tech Run a Gauntlet of Sexist Bullshit
7/28/2014 - Geraldo Rivera: Youth Is the Best Thing Women Can Bring to Marriage
7/28/2014 - Aisha Tyler Is Here to Answer Your Questions
7/28/2014 - ESPN's Stephen A. Smith Now Sorry About Shitty Domestic Abuse Comments
7/28/2014 - How to Talk To Your Butt About Nicki Minaj
7/28/2014 - Taiwan's First Sex Restaurant Is All About Education and Eating Dicks
7/28/2014 - OKCupid Has Been Conducting Experiments on You for Funsies
7/28/2014 - Satanists Repurpose Hobby Lobby Ruling to Combat Anti-Choice Idiocy
7/28/2014 - How to Work at Jezebel: Fuck a Turtle
7/28/2014 - Lenny Kravitz's New Song is Called 'Sex' and Sounds Like the Mid-1980s
7/28/2014 - Khloe Kardashian: You're Not 'Fucking' French, So Who Cares If I Am?
7/28/2014 - The Human Condition in a Gif
7/28/2014 - Japanese Schoolgirl Arrested for Killing and Dismembering Classmate
7/28/2014 - Heads Up: Aisha Tyler's Coming Here to Talk With You (Yes, You)
7/28/2014 - What a Girl Wants: A Manservant to Cater to Her Every Whim
7/28/2014 - San Diego Comic Con Attendees Fight Back Against Sexual Harassment
7/28/2014 - John Oliver Reveals the Disturbingly High Rate of FGM in Egypt
7/28/2014 - The Jay Z and Beyoncé Divorce Plot Thickens
7/28/2014 - Primark Removes Rib-Flashing Mannequin After Social Media Scolding
7/28/2014 - Audiences Love
Lucy
. Hollywood, Take Note.
7/28/2014 - Sarah Palin's New Online Channel Is a Glorious Mess
7/28/2014 - The Video for 'Girl In A Country Song' Puts the Dudes in Short-Shorts
7/28/2014 - NEW BUN
7/28/2014 - The Food Network's New, Improved App Is Effing Amazing
7/28/2014 - More of the Dumbest Customers in Restaurant History
7/28/2014 - Texas Teen's Cell Phone Catches on Fire While She's Sleeping
7/28/2014 - New
Mockingjay
Teaser Spotlights Phillip Seymour Hoffman
7/28/2014 - Dozens of Women Secretly Taped in University's Bathrooms
7/28/2014 - Doggie Liposuction Is a Thing
7/28/2014 - 5 Seconds of Summer Pull Adorable Prank on Target Shoppers
7/28/2014 - Jenny McCarthy's Son Called the Cops on Her for Texting While Driving
7/27/2014 - Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Showing Off Her Boobs
7/27/2014 - Tweet Mark Ruffalo If You Need Help Captioning This Comic-Con Picture
7/27/2014 - New South Wales Labor Won't Force MPs to Vote For Marriage Equality
7/27/2014 - Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron's Robot Arm Dominate New
Mad Max
Trailer
7/27/2014 - Confused Cats on Tumblr Don't Need Feminism Because They Are Cats
7/27/2014 - New WineGlass App Aims to Make Wine Drinking a Lot Less Complicated
7/27/2014 - Lightning Strike Photobombs Couple's Vacation Selfie
7/27/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: Tell Me Something Good
7/27/2014 - What We Learned From the
Women Who Kick Ass
Panel at Comic-Con
7/27/2014 - Here's a Compilation of Disney Theme Park Characters Taking a Spill
7/27/2014 - Madeleine Albright Tells It Like It Is: "The World Is a Mess"
7/27/2014 - Woman Opts for Vaginal Birth, FL Hospital Threatens Child Services
7/27/2014 - Breaking Up Is More Expensive Than You Think
7/27/2014 - Fox Kits Don't Quite Understand How to Get Up a Slide
7/27/2014 - Armed Men With Soiled Baby Arrested at New Mexico Jack in the Box
7/27/2014 - Weed Weddings Are the Latest Trailblazin' Trend in Nuptials
7/27/2014 - I wish all these new Match.com person-in-the-street commercials would be more honest
7/27/2014 - Wife of Cameroon's Vice Prime Minister Kidnapped in Boko Haram Attack
7/27/2014 - Check Out This Vintage Footage of Young Queen Elizabeth and Family
7/27/2014 - Rihanna's Stalker Arrested After Delivering Threatening Letters
7/26/2014 - Florida Tow Company Owner Illegally Targeted LGBT+ Owned Cars
7/26/2014 - Saturday Night Social: "Scully Likes Science"
7/26/2014 -
Cosmo
Is Now Offering Their Brand of Absurd Sex Tips to Lesbians
7/26/2014 - No, Florida, You Can't Have a Same-Sex Marriage Ban Either
7/26/2014 - Here is Your First Glimpse at Wonder Woman's New Costume
7/26/2014 - The
NYT
Review of Woody Allen's New Movie Is Deliciously Scathing
7/26/2014 - Russia Has Apparently Declared War on McDonald's
7/26/2014 - Dog Is So Excited To See Family Member After Two Years, She Passes Out
7/26/2014 -
Lucy
Is Slaying
Hercules
at the Box Office This Weekend
7/26/2014 - Canadian Fertility Clinic Refuses White Patient a Non-White Donor
7/26/2014 - Badass Little Girl Accidentally Does a 360 in Rotating Tunnel
7/26/2014 - Court Rules Antibiotics in Animal Feed Are Just Fine, So We're Screwed
7/26/2014 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Delightfully Responds to Admirer's Wedding Invite
7/26/2014 - Face It, Women: The NFL Does Not Give a Shit About You
7/26/2014 - Liberty Ross Made Out of Divorce from Rupert Sanders Just Fine
7/26/2014 - This Is Better Than My Master's Degree
7/25/2014 - Churlish And Insubordinate
7/25/2014 - Jenny McCarthy Admits 'I'm a Hypocrite' Over Hillary Clinton Gay Joke
7/25/2014 - Watch Tywin Lannister Crack Up in the Game of Thrones Season 4 Gag Reel
7/25/2014 - Katie Couric Kisses Ass
7/25/2014 - Me When I Get Home From Work
7/25/2014 - Millennial Trend Forecasting: Beta Testing Marriages
7/25/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Katy Perry Bikes Through Downtown Brooklyn
7/25/2014 - Iggy Azalea to Resurrect MTV's
House of Style
. Meh.
7/25/2014 - Kit Harington and Andy Samberg Will Play Tennis in a New Mockumentary
7/25/2014 - Offensive Slurs in Kim Kardashian Hollywood Are Lies, Damned Lies
7/25/2014 - Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama Caught in Selfie at Beyoncé Show
7/25/2014 - I made this gif yesterday and never used it
7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work
7/25/2014 - Brett Ratner's
Hercules
Is Bullshit and I Will Never Forgive Him
7/25/2014 - Here's Jon Stewart Saying "Vagina" Over and Over and Over
7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work
7/25/2014 - Woman Strips and Pole Dances to Prevent Cops From Towing Her Car
7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work
7/25/2014 - The Battle for September:
Vogue
Wins,
Lucky
Loses
7/25/2014 - Money, Movie Star Secrets and Misogyny: The Truth About TMZ
7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work
7/25/2014 - Megan Fox Says 'A Lot of Girl Power' Was Cut from
TMNT
7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work
7/25/2014 - Your Most Awkward Sex Ever
7/25/2014 - Susan Sarandon and David Bowie Once Had a Freaky Deaky Love Affair
7/25/2014 - Put a Cardigan On It: How to Make a Beautiful Actress Less Beautiful
7/25/2014 - This Year's Pirelli Calendar Includes a Plus-Size Model!
7/25/2014 - No, It's OK Time Warner, I Think I'll Be Alright If I Miss This One
7/25/2014 - The Dangerous Art of Asking for Money as a Wedding Gift
7/25/2014 - Justin Theroux Was in Love With Debbie Harry
7/25/2014 -
Purple Rain
Is 30 Years Old, Prince Wants You To Celebrate
7/25/2014 - UN Report Attacks Countries With Restrictive Abortion Laws
7/25/2014 - The Key to Greater Work Happiness Is Taking and Giving Less Shit
7/25/2014 - Raise Your Hand If You Would Subscribe to
Cosmos-politan
7/25/2014 - Writer Tries to Live Like Clay-Eating, Naked Sprite Shailene Woodley
7/25/2014 - This Reluctant Vine Star Is the Internet Viral Hero That We Need
7/25/2014 - A Preseason Football Game Is Going to Ruin the Emmys
7/25/2014 - You Must Stop Saying You Love 'The Gays'
7/25/2014 - Sitting on This Chair Feels Like Sitting on Human Flesh
7/25/2014 - Kristen Bell Sings as Mary Poppins to Protest Minimum Wage Bullshit
7/25/2014 - Music Festival Bans Native American Headdresses
7/25/2014 - Florida Man Holds Gun to Cat's Head and Posts Picture to Facebook
7/25/2014 -
America's Next Top Model
Is Back Soon and So Is Miss J. Alexander
7/25/2014 - PETA Assholes to Detroit: We'll Pay Your Water Bills If You Go Vegan
7/25/2014 - we might still be drunk
7/25/2014 - Jon Snow and Ygritte Are Maybe Dating IRL
7/25/2014 - Same, TBH
7/24/2014 - Restaurant Responds to Yelper's Sexist Abortion Joke With Fundraiser
7/24/2014 - Caption This Photo of A Ridiculously Excited Ian McShane
7/24/2014 - Androgynous Fashion Model Andreja Pejic Comes Out as Trans Woman
7/24/2014 - Vine's Twerking Granny Calls Up the Spirit of Susan B. Anthony
7/24/2014 - I Dedicated This Beautiful Love Song to My Beautiful Lover Mark Shrayber
7/24/2014 - Here's 10 Minutes of Kittens Just for You
7/24/2014 - I Should Get Paid for Talking to Tracy Moore
7/24/2014 - Israeli Women Stand With IDF By Showing Off Their Breasts and Asses
7/24/2014 - A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid
7/24/2014 - Things Still Aren't Great for Female Crew Members in Hollywood
7/24/2014 - Who Here Besides Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Anti-Sheets?
7/24/2014 - Actual Complaints Against Employers Who Wouldn't Let Women Breastfeed
7/24/2014 - Creepy Porcelain Dolls Left in Front of Homes Where Little Girls Live
7/24/2014 - American Apparel Flies Philly Bikini Barista to L.A. for Free Bikinis
7/24/2014 - Woman Livetweets IBM Execs Discussing Why They Don't Hire Women
7/24/2014 - There's a Kale Shortage! Or Not.
7/24/2014 - This Dude's List of Dealbreakers Is 80% Horrific, 100% Hypocritical
7/24/2014 - New Fitness Bracelet Delivers Electric Shock if You Don't Work Out
7/24/2014 - Let's Play a Game Called 'Guess the Jezebel Staffer'
7/24/2014 - This Old Footage of Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey Is Fantastic
7/24/2014 - Callie Is My Only Friend!
7/24/2014 - These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Deep Post-9/11 Shit
7/24/2014 - A Farewell to
Bop
, the Classic Teen Magazine (1983-2014)
7/24/2014 - Soap Star Eileen Davidson Joins
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast
7/24/2014 - Legalizing Prostitution Could Lower the Spread of HIV By One-Third
7/24/2014 -
Fifty Shades
' Real Problem: Jamie Dornan Is Hotter Than Christian Grey
7/24/2014 - CDC: Not Enough Teens Are Getting the HPV Vaccine
7/24/2014 - Mark can't win.
7/24/2014 - Let These Kids Talking About TMNT Make You Feel Old
7/24/2014 - NFL: Beating a Woman Unconscious Is 1/8th as Bad as Pot Smoking
7/24/2014 - I Scream, You Scream, the Anti-Choice Crowd Is Mad About Ice Cream
7/24/2014 - A Very Important Youtube Video
7/24/2014 - Nicki Minaj's New Album Art Is...Bold (NSFW)
7/24/2014 - GASP: Did Debbie Reynolds Plagiarize From 'Dear Prudence'?
7/24/2014 - God Tells Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Strangers for Cash
7/24/2014 - Richard Schiff's Wife Has a Cool Job
7/24/2014 - Women Want Bushy Brows and Are Wearing Face-Merkins to Get Them
7/24/2014 - CAT DIALS 911 Is the Ultimate Summer News Story
7/24/2014 - The Most Glorious Few Seconds of Kathie Lee and Hoda Ever
7/24/2014 - Alabama Man Goes to Hospital for Circumcision, Wakes Up With No Penis
7/24/2014 - American Apparel Adds First Female to Its Board of Directors
7/24/2014 - Audra McDonald, Jimmy Fallon and Josh Charles Sing Yahoo! Answers
7/24/2014 - Here's What Would Happen If More Women Designed/Marketed Lady Products
7/24/2014 -
Fifty Shades of Grey
's release date is Valentine's Day
7/24/2014 - Wall Street Bro Sued for $75 million in Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
7/24/2014 - We Could Soon Be Facing a Worldwide Kale Shortage
7/24/2014 - Common Gynecological Treatment Might Actually Spread Cancer. Oops.
7/24/2014 - Cheeky Queen 'Photobombs' Candid Photos
7/24/2014 - YOUR MOVE, ERIN [UPDATE]
7/24/2014 - ISIS Demands Genital Mutilation of Iraqi Women in Mosul
7/24/2014 - Britney Spears and David Lynch Are Both Making Bras Now
7/24/2014 - Men who have friend requested me on Facebook
7/24/2014 - The
Fifty Shades of Grey
Trailer Is Here in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
7/23/2014 - Man Says Southwest Airlines Kicked Him Off Plane Over Tweet Complaint
7/23/2014 - This Picture Perfectly Captures All My Emotions About the Royal Baby
7/23/2014 - This Movie Trailer Will Break Your Mind With Nostalgia
7/23/2014 - This Is How Tracy Wins Arguments
7/23/2014 -
Sex and the City
Really, Really Loved Name-Dropping Brands
7/23/2014 - Bartender Sets Customer On Fire
7/23/2014 - Rebecca Has Career Aspirations for Me!
7/23/2014 - Lauryn Hill Is Late to Her Own Concert, Yells at Fan About 'Respect'
7/23/2014 - Teen Girl Raped on Field Trip, Treated Horribly by Seattle High School
7/23/2014 - The Struggle Is Real for Rumer Willis
7/23/2014 - Musical Based on Woody Allen Movie Flops on Broadway
7/23/2014 - Woman Recites Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies' as a Monologue and It's Genius
7/23/2014 - Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife's Frustration With Husband
7/23/2014 - Here's The Website You Will Never Ever Leave
7/23/2014 - Pennsylvania Woman Demands Truckers Stop Exposing Themselves To Kids
7/23/2014 - Let's Settle This Once and For All: Is Sex Sexy or Not?
7/23/2014 - Dude Vows Abstinence for a Year, Finds Out It's Not That Difficult
7/23/2014 - Today In Intra Office Shit Talking
7/23/2014 - Man Needs Your Money to Create the World's Largest Dong Drawing
7/23/2014 - Adorable Chris Pratt Expertly Braids Intern's Hair During Interview
7/23/2014 - Beach Body Horror Story: Life's a Beach and Then You Die
7/23/2014 - Nene Leakes Defiles Expensive Birkin Bag With Shitty 'RHOA' Quotes
7/23/2014 - New Promo for TV Show
Black-Ish
Is, Uh, Very Colorful
7/23/2014 - Looking at This Photo of Jack White Is Like Looking in a Mirror
7/23/2014 - New Trailer for YSL Biopic Will Put a Spell on You
7/23/2014 - Misandry Hat
7/23/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim's Failed Marriage Has Given Her 'Elbow Fat'
7/23/2014 - Well, is it?
7/23/2014 - "Known for coining her signature trademark phrase, 'what your shoes say about you' in 2005…"
7/23/2014 - Attention Women and Minorities: Leave Diverse Hiring to the White Men
7/23/2014 - Attention Dashcon Survivors: Hello Kitty Con Is Your Next Best Hope
7/23/2014 - College Party Mogul Threatens Female Journalist With Rape
7/23/2014 - Pharrell Still Doesn't Get It In New Video for 'Come And Get It Bae'
7/23/2014 - ROYAL SCANDAL: Queen's Racehorse Caught Doping
7/23/2014 - Maybe Give That #WeddingHashtag A Second Thought.
7/23/2014 - Miss
Downton Abbey
? Here Are Some Season 5 Spoilers.
7/23/2014 - Woman in Salon Goes Ballistic Over Botched Hairdo
7/23/2014 - Same.
7/23/2014 - ABC Family's
The Fosters
Has the Balls to Tackle Late Term Abortion
7/23/2014 - Adele Wins Cash After Suing Paparazzi for Photographing Her Son
7/23/2014 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Will Get Married (On Screen)
7/23/2014 - BROKE BUT NOT BROKEN: BURT AT 78
7/23/2014 - Lululemon Foils Knock-Offs By Patenting Bras, Tank Tops and Shorts
7/23/2014 -
Simpsons World
Will Allow You to Access Every Episode Ever On Demand
7/23/2014 - We Should All Be Shopping At Lululemon But in the Men's Section
7/23/2014 - Your Waiters Are Violently Sick While Serving You Food
7/23/2014 - God Bless Blake Lively And Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog
7/23/2014 - Christian Louboutin Branches Out With $50 Nail Polish
7/23/2014 - ISIS Extremists Order Mannequin Faces Covered in Mosul, Iraq
7/23/2014 - This is how she sleeps
7/23/2014 - Woman Will Fight Injustice By Defying Ticket She Got for Helping Ducks
7/23/2014 - Here's The Rock Spewing Masturbation Jokes on
Jimmy Fallon
7/23/2014 - Justin Bieber May Be the New Face of Calvin Klein Underwear :(
7/23/2014 - I Am Listening to An Entire Tori Amos Concert On YouTube.
7/22/2014 - California Teacher’s Nude Selfies Hacked, Emailed To 287 Students
7/22/2014 - Hillary Clinton Must Decide Where She Stands on Gay and Trans Rights
7/22/2014 - Women Are Making a Major Dent in the Indie Film World This Year
7/22/2014 - OMG This Sexxxay Saint Laurent Trailer Is So Sexxxay
7/22/2014 - Peeta and Johanna Look Fashionable, Angsty in New
Mockingjay
Images
7/22/2014 - Report from Jury Duty:
7/22/2014 - Vending Machines in Turkey Feed Stray Animals Waiting to Be Adopted
7/22/2014 - Aviva Drescher Says Throwing Her Fake Leg Was a 'Knee-Jerk Reaction'
7/22/2014 - Expired Chinese Meat Scandal Expands to Include Three More Restaurants
7/22/2014 - These Puppies Could Teach You a Thing or Two About Kissing
7/22/2014 - Stop iShaming Mo Rocca
7/22/2014 - Jada Pinkett Smith Calls Date Rape a Personal Issue and an 'Epidemic'
7/22/2014 - Things I Learned from #WomenAgainstFeminism
7/22/2014 - MoMo Is the New FoMo and It Will Give You a Panic Attack
7/22/2014 - Saying 'Uh,' 'Um,' And 'Like' Means You're Literally An Awesome Person
7/22/2014 - The hoppiest beer
7/22/2014 - 'Designer Vaginas' Are Most Popular Among Women Between 18 and 24
7/22/2014 - People Are Really Pissed About the Girl Scout Barbie
7/22/2014 - You'll Never Make Anything as Perfect as This Vine
7/22/2014 - Regular Person Sarah Palin Got a Speeding Ticket
7/22/2014 - A jet powered butt
7/22/2014 - Janet Mock Named Contributing Editor at
Marie Claire
7/22/2014 - Teen Missionary on Kenya Trip Allegedly Raped Orphans
7/22/2014 - Does anyone know if Zac Efron has a YOLO tattoo or what
7/22/2014 - Peaches, Nectarines, Plums and Pluots Might Be Crawling With Listeria
7/22/2014 - Couples Scrambling to Get Married On 12/13/14
7/22/2014 - 30,000 Monkeys Are Wreaking Havoc on India's Capital
7/22/2014 - Possibly Racist
Bachelorette
Contestant Makes Himself Look More Racist
7/22/2014 - Every Butt in Every Hercules Movie, Ranked
7/22/2014 - This Man's Name Could Not Be Any More Perfect For His Mugshot
7/22/2014 - New, Diverse Emojis Are Pretty Cool
7/22/2014 - Look at how psyched people are for his bid.
7/22/2014 - P.O.V.: What Happened to All Of the Slow Jam R&B Songs?
7/22/2014 - Man Arrested After Leaving His Kids Locked in Car So He Could Have Sex
7/22/2014 - Love Is Dead: Beyoncé and Jay Z’s Marriage Reportedly Coming to an End
7/22/2014 - Paula Deen Out of Context Is a Thing of Beauty
7/22/2014 - Marissa Cooper's Clothes on
The O.C.
Were All Mischa Barton
7/22/2014 - UNICEF: 700 Million Women Today Were Child Brides
7/22/2014 - This Crazy Ninja Schoolgirl Chase Video Is Awesome
7/22/2014 - Super Creep Ben Stein Demanded Nude Photos From a Pregnant Woman
7/22/2014 - Mom Arrested for Letting Kid Play Outside Has Been Fired by McDonald's
7/22/2014 - Octavia Spencer Takes Sensa Diet Company to Trial for Lies and Money
7/22/2014 - Twerkbot Is Here to Save the Future of Humanity
7/22/2014 - Woman Confronts Catcallers and Secretly Films Their Reactions
7/22/2014 - I am so fun to live with
7/22/2014 - Ex-Marine Investigated in Disappearance of Pregnant Marine Spouse
7/22/2014 - Even the EPA Can't Stop Playing Kim Kardashian's Mobile Game
7/22/2014 - Need a College Roommate? Here's an App to (Maybe) Weed Out the Crazy
7/22/2014 - "Skeet Fans"
7/22/2014 - Hillary Clinton: Women in Public Need to Grow Thick Skin
7/22/2014 - Today's Favorite Gif
7/22/2014 - Conor Oberst Drops Lawsuit Against Rape Accuser
7/22/2014 - Rare pic from inside the Jezebel offices
7/22/2014 - YouTube Star Michelle Phan Sued for Copyright Infringement
7/22/2014 - Beetles Are Destroying a Memorial to One Of the Beatles
7/22/2014 - Rumor: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Plotting Summer Wedding
7/22/2014 - Maddie decorated my computer
7/21/2014 - Lingerie Night at the Eager Beaver Bar Canceled After Kidnapping Attempt
7/21/2014 - Caption This Pic of Vin Diesel at the
Guardians Of The Galaxy
Debut
7/21/2014 - Behind Closed Ovens Will Return on Wednesday
7/21/2014 - Your Boyfriend Romeo Rose Wants to Babysit Kids
7/21/2014 - Trying the Umami Diet For Weight Loss
7/21/2014 - Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex on Craigslist
7/21/2014 - Jason Biggs on MH17 Tweet: 'Moving Forward, I Need to Not Be Stupid'
7/21/2014 - J.K. Rowling Dodges More
Harry Potter
Books for Detective Novels
7/21/2014 -
Allure
Labels Lauren Conrad the Picture-Perfect Basic Bitch
7/21/2014 - Finland Archbishop Apologises to LGBT Community For 'Cruelty'
7/21/2014 - Beauty Apps Now Allow You to Photoshop Yourself
7/21/2014 - BLAKE LIVELY'S LIFESTYLE BLOG HAS ARRIVED
7/21/2014 - Jam Out With Your Clam Out In These Anatomically Correct Panties
7/21/2014 - The Last Thing Putin Needs Is to 'Man Up'
7/21/2014 - Should You Take that Selfie? A Guide for Teens.
7/21/2014 - Man's Attempt to Play Gay to Help a Friend Backfires Spectacularly
7/21/2014 - There's a
Game of Thrones
Summer School Class at UVA
7/21/2014 - Robyn's Back With a Cryptic New Video
7/21/2014 - Clip Art
7/21/2014 - Orange Jumpsuits Are Too 'Cool" For Jail
7/21/2014 - Are You Qualified to Launch Your Own Lifestyle Brand? Take Our Quiz!
7/21/2014 - Cat Calling
7/21/2014 - Bunny vs. Pig
7/21/2014 - Woman Refuses to Hand Phone Over to Mugger, Gets Shot Instead
7/21/2014 - Men Dominate Tampon and Cosmetics Industries
7/21/2014 - UConn to Rape Victims: Here's Your $1.3 Million. Now Please Shut Up.
7/21/2014 - High Schoolers Ponder the Meaning of 'Fashion' in 1984
7/21/2014 - ICYMI: "Jezebel Is"
7/21/2014 - The Tragic Tale of the Blind Date Dick Pic
7/21/2014 - WalMart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Really Melt
7/21/2014 - The Story Of a 'Professional Pretty Girl': A Hero's Tale
7/21/2014 - Nurse Who Won't Prescribe Birth Control Sues Clinic For Not Hiring Her
7/21/2014 - 'Girl In A Country Song' Is Going to Change Country Music, Supposedly
7/21/2014 - Facebook Wants You to Shop From Your NewsFeed, for Some Reason
7/21/2014 - The Best of Billy Bob Thornton on
Oprah's Master Class
7/21/2014 - Reminder: Young Ruth Bader Ginsburg Could Get It
7/21/2014 - A Beauty Queen's Secret Weapon Against Camel Toe
7/21/2014 - Benedict Cumberbatch Fights the Nazis in
The Imitation Game
7/21/2014 - What Murdered Black Boys Mean for the Renisha McBride Trial
7/21/2014 - John Oliver Uses Muppets to Trick Americans Into Caring About Prisons
7/21/2014 - It's Not Easy Building Apps for Cats (Because Cats Are Picky Jerks)
7/21/2014 - POTUS to Sign LGBT Anti-Discrimination Order
7/21/2014 - 105-year-old Woman Throws a Killer First Pitch at Padres Game
7/21/2014 - The Gratuitous Injustice of American Tipping Culture
7/21/2014 - Shirtless Zac Efron to Join Bear Grylls on His New Show
7/21/2014 - Heartless Scammers Create Fake Facebook Accounts of MH17 Victims
7/21/2014 - Panic! At the Disco Trolls Westboro Church in Best Way Possible
7/21/2014 - Apartment Dweller Exacts Revenge by Peeing in Sun Tea
7/21/2014 - Kanye West: 'In Order to Win at Life, You Need Some Kim K Skills'
7/20/2014 - Caption a Picture of Maria Menounos and This Matching Car
7/20/2014 - Weird Al's 'Lame Claim to Fame' Mocks Name-Dropping Celeb Culture
7/20/2014 - South Carolina Woman Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in Baby Stroller
7/20/2014 - Meet Turkey's First Transgender News Anchor
7/20/2014 - Get Your
Game of Thrones
Fix With This Compilation of All Four Seasons
7/20/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: What It Takes to Make a Pro/Crow Blush
7/20/2014 - Woman Arrested After Posting Selfies in the Dress She Stole
7/20/2014 - It Sounds Like Things Could Be Going Better for Kevin Sorbo
7/20/2014 - Can You Guess Which TV Shows These Costumes Belong To?
7/20/2014 - CA Couple May Face $500 Fine For Letting Yard Dry Out to Save Water
7/20/2014 - Cat Loses Valiant Battle Against Slice of Ham
7/20/2014 - Vintage Benedict Cumberbatch Lookalike Is Working That Bassoon
7/20/2014 - Guide to Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
7/20/2014 - Here’s a Flock of Lambs Getting Their Exercise for the Day
7/20/2014 - Scammers Now Conning Families of Undocumented Child Migrants
7/20/2014 - Americans Are Down with Jews, Chillier towards Atheists and Muslims
7/20/2014 - Beyoncé Teases
50 Shades of Grey
Trailer with "Crazy in Love" Cover
7/20/2014 - Adam Levine is Officially Off the Market, Ladies
7/20/2014 - Hey, Everybody: Today I Went to The Olive Garden! A Photo Essay
7/19/2014 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch
7/19/2014 - This Slow Jam Cover of the
Muppet Babies
Theme Song Is Nostalgic Gold
7/19/2014 - What to Expect When You Give a Child the Woman's Surname
7/19/2014 - McDonald's Facing Accusations Of Employees Fired for Union Activity
7/19/2014 - Woman Shoots Lover Over Unsatisfying Sex
7/19/2014 - Miss Idaho Wins with Insulin Pump on Full Display
7/19/2014 - A Festival of Mud for Makeup
7/19/2014 - Yes, Women Can Be Both 'Informed and Fashionable'
7/19/2014 - Happy Hunting: Here’s Your First Look at Season 4 of
Homeland
7/19/2014 - Dalmatian Uses Brawn and Brain to Subdue Kitten
7/19/2014 - Looters Ransack MH17 Debris Because Humanity is the Worst
7/19/2014 - Zendaya Coleman Did Not Feel "Morally Okay" With Aaliyah Biopic
7/18/2014 - So Many People Smiled At Me Today. The Reason Why Will SHOCK you!
7/18/2014 - Ashton Kutcher and John Cryer to Get Gay Married on
Two and a Half Men
7/18/2014 -
Hotwives of Orlando
Is for
Real Housewives
Lovers and Haters Alike
7/18/2014 - 'Lesboterrorist' Raps Instructions On How to Give Yourself an Abortion
7/18/2014 - Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is 'A Grown Ass Woman'
7/18/2014 - The Latest, Greatest Must-Have Wedding Accessory: Drones
7/18/2014 - Woman Kicked Out of Philly Pool for Wearing American Apparel Bikini
7/18/2014 - TGIF, Here's a Cat Peeing On A Mole's Head
7/18/2014 -
Science
Magazine Cover's Depiction of Trans Sex Workers Sparks Outrage
7/18/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Is a Yellow Vision Of Fabulous On French
Elle
7/18/2014 - Congressional Jerks Mansplain All Over Janet Yellen
7/18/2014 - In a Fit of Rage, Real Housewife Throws Her Prosthetic Leg
7/18/2014 - That Time You Got Really, Really Lucky
7/18/2014 - Watch Two Straight Minutes of Children Swearing in Movies
7/18/2014 - Idiotic and Inappropriate Reactions to the Malaysia Airlines Tragedy
7/18/2014 - The Best Account on Twitter
7/18/2014 -
Dating Naked
Is Just a Destination Dating Show With Blurry Peen
7/18/2014 - Salon Tells Black Women to 'Straighten Up' Hair
7/18/2014 - Adrian Grenier Gets All Political About Kim Kardashian's Instagram
7/18/2014 - God Bless the Caftan, the World's Most Glamorous Comfy Clothing
7/18/2014 - Gay Marriage Ban Can Officially Sniff the Government's Dong, Says Court
7/18/2014 - Today Matthew Owens Is the Worst Dude in NYC
7/18/2014 - Here Are All the Songs Weird Al Unleashed on Us This Week
7/18/2014 - GOODBYE, LADY PHOENIX OF THE LAKE DISTRICT!
7/18/2014 - Texas Woman Calls Her Three-Story Closet a Female Man Cave
7/18/2014 - 'IDGAF What You Think' Is Your New Feminist Battle Cry
7/18/2014 - Sentences That Appeared in Blake Lively's New
Vogue
Interview, Ranked
7/18/2014 - Your Feet Are Crying for Help Because Your Shoes Are Too Small
7/18/2014 - Childhood Ruined: Disney Character's Face Falls Off During Live Show
7/18/2014 - Florida Town Outlaws Saggy Pants on City Property
7/18/2014 - 'Knotting' Is the Weird Fanfic Sex Trend That Cannot Be Unseen
7/18/2014 - What Level of Candy Crush Are You On?
7/18/2014 - Colbert Perfectly Calls Out Conservatives' Hypocrisy on Child Refugees
7/18/2014 - Turn Your Barbie Into a Badass Medieval Warrior
7/18/2014 - Man Allegedly Finds Rusty Nail in Food at Aptly Named 'Just Salad'
7/18/2014 - Cat Lover Leaves $800,000 to Local Shelter
7/18/2014 - Jerry Sandusky's Adopted Son Shares Awful Tales of Sexual Abuse
7/18/2014 - Vegas Club Suspends Promoter Who Called Women 'Whales and Hippos'
7/18/2014 - A Sneak Peek at
American Horror Story: Freak Show
Characters
7/18/2014 - Injustice: Tom Hiddleston's Jaguar Ads Banned From Television
7/18/2014 - Cute 5-Year-Old Asks Cops to Do Their Fucking Jobs
7/18/2014 - 108 Top AIDS Researchers Killed in Malaysia Airlines Crash [Updated]
7/18/2014 - Burn Vogue to the Ground
7/18/2014 - Danny Trejo Lip Syncing Train Is a Work of Mysterious, Haunting Art
7/18/2014 - Liv Tyler Is Distracted by Justin Theroux's Penis Bulge
7/18/2014 - Socks That Look Like Shirts
7/18/2014 - I Just Wanted to Talk About Natalie Imbruglia [UPDATE]
7/17/2014 - Peer Into Grumpy Cat's Soul and Caption This Photo
7/17/2014 - The NSA Is Looking At Your Naked Pictures and Laughing
7/17/2014 - Unsurprisingly, Hobby Lobby Also Discriminates Against Trans People
7/17/2014 - Callie Sent Me This
7/17/2014 - Bill Maher Tweets Hamas is Like Dealing With a 'Crazy Woman'
7/17/2014 - Dogs in Wheelchairs Playing With a Stick Is Your Happy Place
7/17/2014 - Tim McGraw Slaps Woman in Face After She Reportedly Slaps His Crotch
7/17/2014 - Politicians Determined to Make Online Shoppers Pay
7/17/2014 - i love mark shrayber
7/17/2014 - Who Else Is Shipping Dara Torres and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Now?
7/17/2014 - Helping Mark research a really cool and interesting story
7/17/2014 - Drake Singing 'Let It Go' Is the Perfect Palate Cleanser
7/17/2014 - Single Lades in New York Buying Their Own Damn Apartments
7/17/2014 - Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women
7/17/2014 - bye ya'll
7/17/2014 - With Christina Chong,
Star Wars
Cast Grows Ever More Diverse
7/17/2014 - Drinking Red Bull and Vodka Makes You Want More Red Bull and Vodka
7/17/2014 - Beware: Sex Toy Piracy Is Menacing Your Genitals
7/17/2014 - South Carolina Man Charged With Hugging Toddler to Death
7/17/2014 - Lays Releases Finalists For New Chip Flavor, Including Cappuccino
7/17/2014 - Eater Creates Guy Fieri Flavortown Dish Generator and It Is Wondrous
7/17/2014 - Throwback Thursday
7/17/2014 - Aspiring Flower Girl Goes Hunting for a Wedding to Crash
7/17/2014 - Why Would I Ever Want to Bring a Child Into This Fucked Up World?
7/17/2014 - I'm Concerned About Kate, Guys
7/17/2014 - Teacher's Sweet Viral Letter to Kids Lists the 'Many Ways to Be Smart'
7/17/2014 - This Shows Up Every Time I Start a Post
7/17/2014 - This Horrifying Mask Promises to Make You More Beautiful
7/17/2014 - Prince George Has a Professional Baby Lookalike
7/17/2014 - Phoenix Likes to Send Pictures
7/17/2014 - This Is What a Feminist Looks Like
7/17/2014 - Jason Biggs Should Just Quit Twitter
7/17/2014 - Don't Worry,
Scandal
Won't Get Stretched Out to 10 Seasons
7/17/2014 - The Best Part of Boston
7/17/2014 - Germans Just Love to Get Naked at the Beach
7/17/2014 - Your Employers Must Tell You If They Think You're a Babykilling Slut
7/17/2014 - Street Safety Has Gone the Way of the Bracelet
7/17/2014 - Matt Lauer Reportedly Caught With a 'Smoking Hot Blonde'
7/17/2014 - Vanderbilt Faces $20 Million Lawsuit for Mishandling Sexual Harassment
7/17/2014 - Heads Up, Hollywood: Hispanic Women Rule the Movie Box Office
7/17/2014 - Todd Akin Went On TV To Talk About Rape Again. It Did Not Go Well.
7/17/2014 - Binge Drinkers Voted 'Most Popular' Throughout Young Adulthood
7/17/2014 -
Teen Mom 2
Is Back
7/17/2014 - Elaine Stritch, Salty Broad of Broadway, Is Dead at 89
7/17/2014 - Elaine Stritch Appreciation Thread
7/17/2014 - The Scrunchie Is Happening Whether You Like It Or Not
7/17/2014 - Scientists Honor JLo by Naming Puerto Rican Water Mite After Her
7/17/2014 - Sex Writer Convinces Husband to Get a Robot Blowjob
7/17/2014 - Romanian Princess Pleads Guilty to American Cockfighting Charges
7/17/2014 - Doritos' Long, Slow Descent Into Madness
7/17/2014 - Memo to Urban Outfitters: Offending Literally Everyone Is Bad Business
7/17/2014 - Fuck Gisele
7/17/2014 -
American Ninja Warrior
's Badass Female Finalist Has Something to Prove
7/17/2014 - Reasons to Hate Alternative Milks and the Smug Jerks Who Love Them
7/17/2014 - Drunk Dude Poses as TSA Agent and Pats Down Woman at SFO
7/17/2014 - Singapore Bans
Archie
Comics for Depiction of Gay Wedding
7/17/2014 - My Favorite Contemporary Poem
7/17/2014 - Billy Bob Thornton's
Master Class
Looks Absolutely Riveting
7/17/2014 - The Selfie Toaster Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
7/17/2014 - Jillian Michaels on Leaving
Biggest Loser
: 'I Felt Ashamed'
7/16/2014 - Emma Stone is Being Haunted By the Ghost of Her Grandfather
7/16/2014 - This The Absolute Last Harlem Shake Video You Ever Have to See, I Promise
7/16/2014 - Guess What This Guy Has Two Of (Hint: Not Penises)
7/16/2014 - Subway Forces Violently Sick Employee to Keep Working, Then Fires Her
7/16/2014 - Man Who Sued Paper Over Pedophile Allegations Jailed For Pedophilia
7/16/2014 - Completely Reasonable Man Tries to Kill Spider, Burns Down His House
7/16/2014 - Connecticut Supreme Court: Same-Sex Marriage Rights Are Retroactive
7/16/2014 - 'Russian Women With Shitloads of Flowers' Is the Best Instagram Trend
7/16/2014 - Vanessa Williams Says She Was Molested by an Older Girl at Age Ten
7/16/2014 - New
Scandal
Season Is All About Abby and Harrison Has 'Met His End'
7/16/2014 - Actress Gets 18 Years in Prison for Mailing Ricin to Obama
7/16/2014 - Lana Del Rey Says She Feels 'Fucking Crazy' in
Rolling Stone
7/16/2014 - An Incomplete List of What the Dudes Working on My Block Discussed Today
7/16/2014 - Tumblr Refuses to Take Down Ilegal Public Restroom Photos
7/16/2014 - I Want To Make Tender Weekend Morning Love to This
7/16/2014 - Border Collie Doesn't Get That Being Cute Is No Excuse To Ruin Naps
7/16/2014 - Human Barbies Hate Each Other, Prepare For All-Out War
7/16/2014 - Here's Proof That There's No Such Thing as Too Fat to Run
7/16/2014 - Your Daily Moment of Cat
7/16/2014 - Wasted Charlie Sheen Found Wandering Around Taco Bell Drive-Thru
7/16/2014 - Jailed Japanese 'Vagina Artist' Will Fight Obscenity Charges
7/16/2014 - Vegas Club to Bachelorette Party: No 'Whales or Hippos' Allowed
7/16/2014 - These 'Things Not to Say' Lists Have Got to Stop
7/16/2014 - New Dating App Requires Even Less Effort in Hunt to Avoid Loneliness
7/16/2014 - This Really Holds Up.
7/16/2014 - Jason Patric's Custody Battle Makes Him Look Like an Abusive Psycho
7/16/2014 - Remember when LeAnn Rimes was the face of psoriasis?
7/16/2014 - Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Pulled, Wants to Blow Ryan Gosling Immediately
7/16/2014 - Noted Dummy Abigail Fisher's Rights Weren't Violated, Rules Court
7/16/2014 - I Came Out to Have a Good Time
7/16/2014 - Strangers Raise Cash for Mom Arrested for Letting Kid Play in Park
7/16/2014 - In Which Mark Misses Out on Buttstorm 2014
7/16/2014 - Ikea Is Pretty Sure You Need a Puppy to Go With That Billy Bookcase
7/16/2014 - MTV's
Virgin Territory
Proves Virgins Are Our New Obsession
7/16/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Cries as Kendall Is Declared 'The Hot One'
7/16/2014 - New Guidelines State Treating Pregnant Employees Like Crap Is Not OK
7/16/2014 - Royal Baby Watch 2014 Has Begun, and It's Dumber Than Dumb
7/16/2014 - Our Butt Names
7/16/2014 - How Oxygen Keeps Trying (And Failing) to Attract Young Women
7/16/2014 - Posted to "Women's Health"
7/16/2014 - AZ Politician Confuses YMCA Campers with Undocumented Migrant Children
7/16/2014 - A New Adele Album May Be On the Way
7/16/2014 - Dying of Curiosity
7/16/2014 - GOP Bill Kindly Gives You the Right To Pay For Your Own Birth Control
7/16/2014 - Woman Sets Record by Ordering World's Most Expensive Starbucks Drink
7/16/2014 - Is the Teenage Summer Job a Thing of the Past?
7/16/2014 - "I'M THE HOT ONE NOW!"
7/16/2014 - Not my dick: Kreayshawn catfished by someone posing as Diplo
7/16/2014 - Hey, Dudes: Male Breast Cancer Research Needs Volunteers
7/16/2014 - Pitch! [Update]
7/16/2014 - You Do Not Love Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Nearly as Much as This Woman
7/16/2014 - Bullied Teen Commits Suicide After Masturbation Video Goes Viral
7/16/2014 - Instagram Apologizes for Deleting Plus-Size Woman's Account
7/16/2014 - Hollywood's Having a Bad Summer Because They Only Cater to Young Dudes
7/16/2014 - First Woman to Complete the American Ninja Warrior Course Is So Badass
7/16/2014 - you know what sucks
7/16/2014 - Filed to "No Duh"
7/16/2014 - Kid Turns the Tables and Rescues an Adult Trapped in a Hot Car
7/16/2014 - Hillary Clinton Admits to Liking Oval Offices on
The Daily Show
7/16/2014 - For Mark: Alex McCord Onion Chpper
7/16/2014 - Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Rainbow in New Video
7/16/2014 - The 1990s Were Unkind To Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
7/16/2014 - Alex McCord Is Doing Great!
7/15/2014 - Here is Joe Manganiello Teaching Conan O'Brien Some Stripper Moves
7/15/2014 - You Need to Caption This Photo of Zach Braff and Kate Hudson
7/15/2014 - Cat Facial Recognition Food Dish Will Make Your Cat Stop Being a Jerk
7/15/2014 - It's lonely in here at night :( :( :(
7/15/2014 - R. Kelly's Son Jay Has One Kickass Mom, Media Still Sucks
7/15/2014 - Burn Everything: Amazon Is Selling Sex Toys For Dogs
7/15/2014 - Sandra Bullock Found Alleged Stalker Standing Outside Her Bedroom Door
7/15/2014 - Jill Abramson on Helping Women, Dealing With Sexism and Getting Fired
7/15/2014 - Today Is the Day Taylor Swift Had a Startling Revelation
7/15/2014 - Curious Piglet and Sleepy Pit Bull Are Adorable BFFs
7/15/2014 - Senate Considers Bill Prohibiting Harmful Abortion Restrictions
7/15/2014 - Paris Hilton Trolls Us With Honesty
7/15/2014 - The Most Poignant Photo of Michelle Obama You've Ever Seen
7/15/2014 - Why Are These Lady Scientist Lego Figurines So... Shapely?
7/15/2014 - Fox Sports Swaps Vet Pam Oliver for Erin Andrews, Reeks of Ageism
7/15/2014 - gimme back my beer, that's MY beer
7/15/2014 - Customer Bites Taco Bell Employee, Employee Shoots Him With BB Gun
7/15/2014 - Remember When Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum Were Married?
7/15/2014 - Terry Richardson and Dov Charney Host
America's Next Sick Fuck
!
7/15/2014 - Duckfaces and Death to Arabs: Israeli Teens Call for Ethnic Cleansing
7/15/2014 - Lady Thor Is Not Enough: I'm Still Gonna Need That
Black Widow
Movie
7/15/2014 - Mom Arrested for Letting Her 9-Year-Old Kid Play Outside Alone
7/15/2014 - Zoe Saldana: Movies Need to Tell Stories About Women
7/15/2014 - New York City's Sexy Fireman Calendar Features Its First Woman
7/15/2014 - "I miss us"
7/15/2014 - Every Wedding You Will Ever Attend: A Field Guide
7/15/2014 - Famous Vegan Admits She's Suffering From an Eating Disorder
7/15/2014 - Man Who Coined the Term 'Manic Pixie Dream Girl' Apologizes
7/15/2014 - How Many of My Perceived Unpopular Opinions Are Actually Popular?
7/15/2014 - My New Flag
7/15/2014 - Old Spice Wants Ladies to Fall in Love With a Weird, Broken Robot
7/15/2014 - 35 Disney Employees Busted for Child Sex Offenses in the Last 10 Years
7/15/2014 - I Don't Have TB!
7/15/2014 - Teen Teams Up With Mom to Fight Ridiculous Abstinence-Only Education
7/15/2014 - [name] naked
7/15/2014 - Rihanna Deletes Tweet in Support of Palestine
7/15/2014 - VERY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS
7/15/2014 - Whitney Houston Biopic Casts Bobby Brown Actor And It's ... Something
7/15/2014 - My mom just sent me an email with the subject line
7/15/2014 - Letting a Child Pick Her Sippy Cup Color Will Not Destroy Society
7/15/2014 - I am upset this blog wasn't called 'Tweet Mark Ruffalo.'
7/15/2014 - Kate Bosworth Launches New App Trying to Be the 'Shazam of Fashion'
7/15/2014 - I'm Here
7/15/2014 - Former Marine Charged With Murdering Woman Who Wouldn't Date Him
7/15/2014 - Kate McKinnon Lays Prostrate Before the Altar of Cat Worship
7/15/2014 - Cards Against Humanity Creator Faces Sexual Assault Accusations
7/15/2014 -
W
Magazine's 'Normcore' Story Involved $356K Worth of Designer Clothes
7/15/2014 - Harper Lee: I Won't 'Cooperate' With Any Book for the Rest of My Life
7/15/2014 - Delaware Couple Has Sex on Roof of Chipotle, AKA Worst Place Possible
7/15/2014 - Bystanders Break Windows to Free Kids Trapped Inside Hot Car
7/15/2014 - Reports: Lisa Rinna to Join
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
7/15/2014 - Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway Do Drag in New Jenny Lewis Video
7/15/2014 -
Jurassic Park
Actor and LA Acting Coach Arrested for Sexual Assault
7/15/2014 - Your Beloved Personality Quizzes Are Generally Full of Crap
7/15/2014 - Absolute Worst Asshole Ever Trolls Cemetery Dressed as a Clown
7/15/2014 - Sharon Stone: 'My Ass Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie'
7/14/2014 - Dick Vitale is Live Tweeting a Lionel Richie Concert and It Is Amazing
7/14/2014 - Blake Lively's Lifestyle Website Will Be Called 'Preserve'
7/14/2014 - The Crappy Things Men Say to Women On YouTube
7/14/2014 - Gay Food Worker Gets Fist Bump From President Obama
7/14/2014 - Every Celebrity Ever Is in Weird Al's New Pharrell Parody 'Tacky'
7/14/2014 - Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare
7/14/2014 - This Rainbow Loom Dress Can Be Yours for a Mere $290,000
7/14/2014 - Elizabeth Berkely Is Concerned About 'Ballooning,' 'Bursting' Mothers
7/14/2014 - Justice Dept. Urges SCOTUS to Rule Gay Marriage Bans Unconstitutional
7/14/2014 - Dude Builds a Better Cooler, Possibly Reinventing Summer Itself
7/14/2014 - First Woman Arrested Under Law Criminalizing Drug Use During Pregnancy
7/14/2014 - Year of the Clean Person: This July, Deal With Your Shoes
7/14/2014 - Ann Curry Being Considered For
The View
7/14/2014 - It Gets Weird Between KStew and Juliette Binoche in Their New Movie
7/14/2014 - Protesters Want 'World's Saddest Polar Bear' Moved From Argentina Zoo
7/14/2014 - Woman Spends $30K to Look Like Kim Kardashian, Is Now in Extreme Debt
7/14/2014 - Where AIDS Comes From, According to a Very Misinformed Republican
7/14/2014 - National Treasure Dolly Parton Releasing A Dance Album For The Gays
7/14/2014 - The Polar Vortex Is Coming Back Next Week
7/14/2014 - Is There A College That Isn't Absolutely Terrible At Addressing Rape?
7/14/2014 - FYI,
ANTM
Winner Whitney Thompson Runs a Restaurant Now
7/14/2014 - Female CEOs Are Good For Business
7/14/2014 - Hosts of
The View
Botch Interview with Girl Whose Rape Went Viral
7/14/2014 - Pope Francis Might've Said That '2 Percent' of Priests Are Pedophiles
7/14/2014 - Where Did the Dude in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?
7/14/2014 - Conor Oberst's Accuser Officially Recants Rape Story, Apologizes
7/14/2014 - Katherine Heigl Doesn't Think She's Difficult to Work With
7/14/2014 - 'Trophy Scarves': Race, Gender, and the Woman-as-Prop Trope (NSFW)
7/14/2014 - Women Are Turning to Internet Forums for Free Donor Sperm
7/14/2014 - Archie of Archie Comics to Die by Taking Bullet for Gay Friend
7/14/2014 - Watch Lupita Nyong'o Overcome Her Fear of Snakes for That
Vogue
Spread
7/14/2014 - Kate Moss's Younger Sister Puts on Her Calvin Klein Jeans
7/14/2014 - Boston Bombing Survivor Kicked Out of TJ Maxx Over Service Dog
7/14/2014 - Bethenny Frankel Wears Her 4-Year-Old's Clothes, Folks Freak Out
7/14/2014 - Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got What They Deserved
7/14/2014 - Malala Yousafzai Vows To Work for Freedom of Kidnapped Nigerian Girls
7/14/2014 - The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Beautiful, Hilarious Shitshow
7/14/2014 - NBC Exec on the Word 'Abortion': We Don't Have an 'Iron-Clad Policy'
7/14/2014 - Watch John Oliver Read Filthy, Raunchy Presidential Love Letters
7/14/2014 - Your World Cup Boyfriend Tim Howard Smolders on the Cover of AdWeek
7/14/2014 - Chrissy Teigen Was Fired from a Forever 21 Shoot for Being 'Too Fat'
7/13/2014 - Here Is a Rock Cover of *NSYNC's 'Bye Bye Bye'
7/13/2014 - Judge: Incest, Pedophilia More Acceptable, Just Like Being Gay
7/13/2014 - Teaser for New Season of
American Horror Story
Is Creepy Of Course
7/13/2014 - Kid Tears Apart Fox's Stupid Gender-Neutral Bathroom Fears on Live TV
7/13/2014 - This Photo of Angela Merkel at the World Cup Final Needs a Caption
7/13/2014 - McDonald's is Hosting Wedding Receptions in Hong Kong
7/13/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: The Weirdest Undersea "Concert"
7/13/2014 - Jared Leto Instagrams Himself Hugging A Tree, Internet Responds
7/13/2014 - Fox News Will Have You Know There Are, In Fact, 12 Non-Blondes On Air [Updated]
7/13/2014 - Cow Whisperer Assembles Herd of Cows Probably for World Domination
7/13/2014 - The Director Behind the "First Kiss" Video Is Back with "Undress Me"
7/13/2014 - Bizarre 1992 Pro-Life Ad Lets NFL Players Tell You Why Abortion Is Bad
7/13/2014 - No, You Do Not Need to Have a 'Shadow Wedding'
7/13/2014 - Two NY McDonald's Employees Suing Due to Their Racist, Gropey Manager
7/13/2014 - Student Keeps Contacts in for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball
7/13/2014 - Indian 13-Year-Old Raped as Retribution For Her Brother's Crime
7/13/2014 - This Kid Dances To "Bad Romance" Better Than Lady Gaga Herself
7/13/2014 - Yep, Susan Sarandon is "Down with Cannabis"
7/12/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs To Richard Simmons
7/12/2014 - Mother Says She Was Booted From Concert for Breastfeeding 4-Month-Old
7/12/2014 - Virginia Man Claims Kingdom So His Daughter Can Be a Real Princess
7/12/2014 - Dude Loses Fingertips on Pirates of the Caribbean Ride at Disney World
7/12/2014 - Your Butt Is a Hero: Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Cure Cancer
7/12/2014 - Let’s Just Nip This In The Bud: #FeminismAgainstJews Is a 4chan Hoax
7/12/2014 - NY Restaurant Figures Out Surprising Reason for Customer Complaints
7/12/2014 - The Best Fast Food Burger Is at a Chain You've Probably Never Heard Of
7/12/2014 -
Playboy
Set to Release an Issue Shot Entirely by Terry Richardson
7/12/2014 - Watch Boyz II Men Croon A Silly Ballad for Fast Food
7/12/2014 - People Tend to Find Thin Women More Attractive Because the Internet
7/12/2014 - Kim Kardashian to Pregnant Women: "Never Leave the House"
7/11/2014 -
Harry Potter
Actor Found Dead from Heatstroke in Death Valley
7/11/2014 - There's Nothing Cuter Than Baby Animals Yawning
7/11/2014 - Billy Eichner Finds One More Reason to Praise
The Golden Girls
7/11/2014 - Some Fool Paid $255 For the Last Crumbs Cupcake
7/11/2014 - What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows
7/11/2014 - How Does Your 4th of July Weekend Diet Compare to Lo Bosworth's?
7/11/2014 - Exercise is All in Your Mind, And Your Mind Can Ruin Your Workout
7/11/2014 - Did You Know Giant Fearsome Cougars Make Adorable Baby Kitten Noises!?
7/11/2014 - Roller Coasters & Giant Elephants: The Most Bonkers Theme Park Ever
7/11/2014 - Campaign Wants You to Take a Summer Detox From Facebook
7/11/2014 - American Apparel Rehires Dov Charney as 'Strategic Consultant'
7/11/2014 - Horrifying New Details On the 'Viral' Rape of 16-Year-Old Jada
7/11/2014 - Rich People Love Target as Much as You Do
7/11/2014 - Texas Killer Broke Down Door, Tied Up and Shot Entire Family
7/11/2014 - The Church of England Might Finally Allow Women as Bishops
7/11/2014 - Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Pix of Mariah Carey Before Photoshop
7/11/2014 - Clichéd Yet Moving John Legend Video Stars Laverne Cox and Tig Notaro
7/11/2014 - Colin Farrell, Taylor Kitsch Eyed for
True Detective
Season 2
7/11/2014 - Karl Lagerfeld's Cat Has Her Own Makeup Capsule Collection Now
7/11/2014 - Your Worst Roommate Ever
7/11/2014 - Angelina Jolie Sues the
Daily Mail
Over Heroin Video
7/11/2014 - New Swimsuits Are Cesspools of Gross Germs
7/11/2014 - National Gay Blood Drive Fights Absurd Ban on Gay Male Blood Donors
7/11/2014 - The Destruction Of Your Childhood Has Been Nominated For 4 Emmys
7/11/2014 - Watch Brian Williams Make a Deadpan Joke About Horny Politicians
7/11/2014 - Katy Perry's New Perfume Ad Is a Socio-Political Nightmare
7/11/2014 - Nia Long Is the First Non-Elizabeth Taylor Face of White Diamonds
7/11/2014 - Get Ready for Old Age: You'll Feel Really Hot
7/11/2014 - Beyoncé and Jay Z's On The Run Tour Is Coming to Your Television
7/11/2014 - Hot Belgian World Cup Fan Has Already Lost Her L'Oreal Contract
7/11/2014 - Megyn Kelly Finds Nancy Pelosi Guilty of Sexism for Critiquing SCOTUS
7/11/2014 - Study: Women See Women in Red as a Sexual Menace
7/11/2014 - George Clooney Rejects
Daily Mail
's Apology, Deems It 'The Worst'
7/11/2014 - The TSA's Instagram Feed Is Hilarious and Informative
7/11/2014 - Kim Kardashian's iPhone Game On Track to Make $200 MILLION This Year
7/10/2014 - Florida Cat 'Freaks Out,' Traps Family in Bedroom Until Police Arrive
7/10/2014 - Benedict Cumberbatch is Coming to Comic-Con On a Cloud of Your Dreams
7/10/2014 - Laverne Cox is the First Transgender Nominee for an Emmy
7/10/2014 - Singer Behind '29 Celebrity Voices' Hoax Explains Why He Did It
7/10/2014 - Red Lobster Comps Widow's Check on Anniversary
7/10/2014 - Naked Woman Running The Streets Was 'Tripping Balls' According to Cops
7/10/2014 - Ryan Gosling Might Stop Making Movies Now that He's Making Babies
7/10/2014 - Facebook Shuts Down Page Calling for Lion-Hunting Cheerleader's Murder
7/10/2014 - J.Lo Is Just Hangin' With Her Girl FLOTUS
7/10/2014 - These Deceptive Insult Cards Are the Best Thing You Will See Today
7/10/2014 - Coming Soon: BrusselKale, the Food of the Future
7/10/2014 - Surprise: GOP Candidate Preaches Abstinence, Teen Daughter Is Pregnant
7/10/2014 - ZOMBIE CUPCAKES: Crumbs Is Maybe Not Dead Yet
7/10/2014 - Don't Freak Out: This Is Not a Tarantula (But It Is AMAZING)
7/10/2014 - HIV Virus Returns to 'Cured' Baby
7/10/2014 - 1-800-FLOWERS Teams Up with Robin Thicke for Worst Promotion Ever
7/10/2014 -
Unbroken
: Angelina Jolie's New Film Looks Beautiful, Inspirational
7/10/2014 - Democrats Introduce Bill to Reverse the Horrible Hobby Lobby Ruling
7/10/2014 - Eileen Ford, Founder of Ford Models, Dies at 92
7/10/2014 - Reese Witherspoon's Roughing It in the First Trailer for
Wild
7/10/2014 - BREAKING:
Esquire
Declares 42-Year-Old Women Now Fuckable
7/10/2014 - Vaporizers Are Mainstream Enough for
NYT
Style Section
7/10/2014 - Japanese 'Zoo Jeans' Are Ripped and Distressed by Actual Lions
7/10/2014 - Halle Berry's New Show
Extant
Is an Infinite Mystery or Something
7/10/2014 - Here Is a Psychologist Who Will Help You Deal With 'Mom Shaming'
7/10/2014 - Elie Saab Couture: For the Decadent Fairy Queen in You
7/10/2014 - American Apparel Co-Chairman Allan Mayer Really Misses Dov Charney
7/10/2014 - Interrupted Sleep Might As Well Be Barely Any Sleep at All
7/10/2014 - White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
7/10/2014 - Will Alexander Wang for H&M Be Athletic Equipment?
7/10/2014 - Universal Snaps Up Comedy About Women in the Workplace
7/10/2014 - 16-Year-Old's Rape Goes Viral Because Human Beings Are Terrible
7/10/2014 - Toddler and WWII Vet Are Best Friends, Will Melt Your Heart Into Goo
7/10/2014 - Watch Whoopi Goldberg Rant About
The View
Hosting Rumors
7/10/2014 - #HuskyTwitter Is Being Ruined By Rick Ross
7/10/2014 - J. Crew Introduces Size 000; Everyone Immediately Flips
7/10/2014 - More of the Dumbest Reviews on Yelp
7/10/2014 - Christian Bale is Badass Moses in the
Exodus
Trailer
7/10/2014 - Belgian Fan Goes to World Cup Match, Lands L'Oréal Modeling Contract
7/10/2014 - Emmy Nominations: Good News,
True Detective
; Bad News,
Orphan Black
7/10/2014 - Twerking Florida Teacher Suspended From Job For Drinking, Lap Dancing
7/10/2014 - Report: Supermodel Cara Delevingne Hires Nanny for Pet Rabbit
7/9/2014 - Man Finds Terrifying Venomous Snake Sticking Out of Toilet
7/9/2014 - Four Children and Two Adults Shot and Killed in Texas
7/9/2014 - Artist Depicts Disney Princesses as Victims of Violent Domestic Abuse
7/9/2014 - Demi Lovato Releases New Video Supporting Marriage Equality
7/9/2014 - 'The Mockingjay Lives' in an Eerie New Teaser for
Hunger Games
Sequel
7/9/2014 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining
The View
7/9/2014 - Surprise: Not Sitting On Your Ass All Day Is Good for You
7/9/2014 - Someone Told Busy Philipps' Daughter Life Was Gonna Be This Way
7/9/2014 - New Plus-Size Store Provides Pre-Recorded Fitting-Room Flattery
7/9/2014 - Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'
7/9/2014 - Tiny Hedgehog Has Tiny Birthday With Tiny Party, Tiny Cake
7/9/2014 - Barbie's LinkedIn Page Highlights Real-Life Female Entrepreneurs
7/9/2014 - Valentino Couture: for the Fairytale Warrior Priestess in You
7/9/2014 - Prosecutors Request Dick Pics From Teen Accused of Sexting
7/9/2014 - Guy Who Wrote Book on How Not to Get Gored by Bulls Gets Gored by Bull
7/9/2014 - Muggles Are Waiting 5 Hours for a Harry Potter Ride to Nowhere
7/9/2014 - McDonald's Customer Goes on Videotaped Improvised Weapon Rampage
7/9/2014 - Yikes: Clothing Company Pairs Black Child's Face with Monkey Body [UPDATE]
7/9/2014 - John Mayer Was Approached About Doing a
Princess Bride
Musical (????)
7/9/2014 - Bongo's New Ads: Vanessa Hudgens Without Photoshop
7/9/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic
7/9/2014 - Elsa Goes to Prison in
Frozen Is the New Black
7/9/2014 - No One Reads These Summer Bestsellers All the Way Through
7/9/2014 - 'Married at First Sight' Is as Insane as It Sounds
7/9/2014 - Neutrogena to Men: Don't Use the Same Soap on Your Face and Sex Bits
7/9/2014 - One Hundred Years of the Fridge
7/9/2014 - American Teens Know Jack Shit About Money
7/9/2014 - Keith Ablow: LGBT Rights Will Lead to 'Three Humans and a Dog Marriage'
7/9/2014 - Listen to Britney Spears Without Autotune
7/9/2014 - How To Be Alone With Your Own Thoughts
7/9/2014 - Hillary and Bill Clinton Inspire Not One But Two Staged Musicals
7/9/2014 - Woman Allegedly Slept Next to Mother's Corpse for Years
7/9/2014 - Hot Yoga Is Just Hot, It Won't Help You Lose More Weight
7/9/2014 - Taylor Swift's Wardrobe Approaches Betty Draper Levels of Retro
7/9/2014 - Idea: Paint Your Butt Hole to Look Like a Flower
7/9/2014 - Woman Who Can Literally FLIP Her Butt Implants Goes On
Botched
7/9/2014 - Report: Eva Mendes Is Pregnant by Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling
7/9/2014 - Halle Berry and Jimmy Fallon Show You How They Roll. Literally.
7/9/2014 - Florida Woman Leaves Dog to Die As She Shops At Walmart for 13 Hours
7/9/2014 - George Clooney Slams the
Daily Mail
For Printing Untrue Garbage
7/8/2014 - Gay Rights Orgs Won't Support Equality Bill With Religious Exemptions
7/8/2014 - Stop Crying About the World Cup! This Ice Cream Is Melting!
7/8/2014 - Nicole Richie Once Got a Spanking From Britney Spears
7/8/2014 - Bartender Returns $200 She Stole From Bar Owners 15 Years Ago
7/8/2014 - Pamela Anderson Files for Divorce from Rick Salomon...Again
7/8/2014 - Kim Kardashian Knows All About Being a Working Mom
7/8/2014 - Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used By Killer
7/8/2014 - Jesse Tyler Ferguson Addresses the Downside to Peeing Whilst Standing
7/8/2014 - Evangelicals' Opposition to Gay Marriage Is Showing Some Cracks
7/8/2014 - This Photo of Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson Needs a Caption
7/8/2014 - On Knowing What Your Therapist Really Thinks About You
7/8/2014 - Did Alia Shawkat COMMIT MURDER? Only the Cards Can Tell!
7/8/2014 - John Cleese Will Play a Villain in a New
Baywatch Movie
7/8/2014 - Texas Car Salesman Arrested for Taking Picture of Woman's Buttocks
7/8/2014 - New Vibrator Can Record Your Vagina Because Why Not?
7/8/2014 - Which Sitcom Stereotype Just Drives You Insane?
7/8/2014 - Zigazig-ha: The Spice Girls' 'Wannabe' Turns Eighteen Today
7/8/2014 - California Man Breaks Into House, Crawls Into Bed With 11-Year-Old
7/8/2014 - Fun Craft Idea: Pro-Choice Trolling in Hobby Lobby Aisles
7/8/2014 - Women Post Awful Tales of Workplace Harassment on Secret Sharing Site
7/8/2014 - Movie Theater Seats Will Soon Just Be Straight-Up Recliners
7/8/2014 - Tyra Banks Writes About The Future: Plastic Surgery For Everyone
7/8/2014 - I Re-Watched
Forrest Gump
So No One Else Ever Has To
7/8/2014 - No One Wants It: Robin Thicke's
Paula
Sells Only 530 copies in the UK
7/8/2014 - Etiquette Poll Reveals We're All Mannerless Monsters
7/8/2014 - Doomed T.G.I.Friday's Is Doing Endless Appetizers
7/8/2014 - Florida Woman to Cop: The Crack Foil Is Hurting My Vagina
7/8/2014 - Can You Believe How Edgy Miley Cyrus Is and Continues To Be
7/8/2014 - Rumor: Sherri Shepherd Backs Out of Surrogacy Agreement to Save Money
7/8/2014 -
The Bachelorette
Grapples with Death
7/8/2014 - Guess What? Dirt-Cheap Birth Control Means Fewer Teen Births
7/8/2014 - Chanel Couture, for the Bike Shorts-Wearing Marie Antoinette in You
7/8/2014 - The Absolute Most WTF Celebrity Hookups of All Time
7/8/2014 - Banks Won't Give Mortgages To Women On Maternity Leave
7/8/2014 - Insufferable Teen Vine Star Blames AIDS on 'Fags'
7/8/2014 - Male Nurse Sentenced to Two Years In Jail For Raping Woman's Corpse
7/8/2014 - Wee Prince George Lands His First
Vanity Fair
Cover
7/8/2014 - Ding, Dong, Cupcakes Are Dead: Crumbs Has Closed Its Doors
7/8/2014 - Neil Young, Crosby, Stills and Nash Do Iggy's 'Fancy,' Are the Realest
7/8/2014 - J.K. Rowling Has Written About Harry, Ron and Hermione as Adults
7/8/2014 - Tom Hanks in a Yarmulke Dancing to 'This Is How We Do It' Is Awesome
7/7/2014 - Alabama Newspaper Makes Horrible Joke in Headline About Rape
7/7/2014 -
Cats
To Get Hip-Hop Makeover Featuring Rapping Cats
7/7/2014 - Netflix Will Pay You Real Legal Tender to Watch Netflix All Day
7/7/2014 - Aramark is Serving Maggots to Prisoners in Multiple States
7/7/2014 - Creator of
Clarence
Fired After Sexual Assault Allegations Surface
7/7/2014 - Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple
7/7/2014 - Here Is a Photo of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron in Need of a Caption
7/7/2014 - Let's All Eat Glitter and Join Kesha's Kat Kult
7/7/2014 - Soccer is Apparently Part of Gay Agenda Because of Colored Shoes
7/7/2014 - Carly Rae Jepsen Would Not Spend $25,000 on a Purse, Is Not Broke
7/7/2014 - Drama: Mom Posts Coppertone Ad-Style Pic of Daughter on Facebook (Updated)
7/7/2014 - Politician Who Had An Abortion Doesn't Regret It, World Keeps Spinning
7/7/2014 - Summer Grinches File Thousands of Complaints Against Ice Cream Trucks
7/7/2014 - 12-Year-Old Girl Studies Lionfish, Makes Scientific Breakthrough
7/7/2014 - Many Teen Girls Secretly Empathize with Slender Man Stabbers
7/7/2014 - Female Marines Face Questions of Strength, Combat Readiness
7/7/2014 - Dior Couture: For the Space-Traveling 18th Century Monarch in You
7/7/2014 - Taylor Swift Pens
Wall Street Journal
Article Re: The Future of Music
7/7/2014 - This Lady Killer's Charisma Will Burn Right Through Your Screen
7/7/2014 - That Clothing Donation Bin Down the Block May Not Be What It Seems
7/7/2014 - 45 Percent of Colleges Report Zero Rapes on Campus, Which is Bullshit
7/7/2014 - Guess Where America's Most Sanctimonious People Live
7/7/2014 - Man Chases, Assaults Cabbie for Trying to Buy His Girlfriend's Cats
7/7/2014 - World Cup Soccer Stats Erase The Sport's Most Dominant Players: Women
7/7/2014 - Here's Your First Behind-the-Scenes Look at
Pitch Perfect 2
7/7/2014 - Pope Francis 'Begs Forgiveness' From Catholic Sex Abuse Victims
7/7/2014 - The 19 Worst 'Business Teamwork' Stock Photos
7/7/2014 - Sick Futuristic Contraception Will Be Remotely Controlled via Wireless
7/7/2014 - New
Gone Girl
Trailer: Even More 'Ben Affleck Is Confused' Face
7/7/2014 - Man at County Fair Was Allegedly Recruiting Teens To Be Porn Stars
7/7/2014 - Katy Perry, Almost 30, Feels Like a 13-Year-Old Girl
7/7/2014 - Versace Couture: For the Debutante-Slash-Dominatrix in You
7/7/2014 - Watch Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy Pretend They Weren't Fired
7/7/2014 - The 16 American Cities Where Women Make More Money Than Men
7/7/2014 - Sarah Palin Thinks She'd Be Perfect For
The View
7/7/2014 - Sexual Harassment Santa and Other Skeevy Restaurant Stories
7/7/2014 - Your New Favorite Hobby Is 'Wedding Watching'
7/7/2014 - The Hottest Trend Among Teens Is 'Vamping', AKA Staying up Late
7/7/2014 - Korean Makeup Company Hopes Customers 'Wanna be White'
7/7/2014 - Russian Couple Caught Having Sex in Public on Historic Fountain
7/7/2014 - Woman Claims Dead Grandmother Tried to Contact Her Through Selfie
7/7/2014 - Behold: Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Tenderly Kissing on a Boat
7/6/2014 - Man Accused of Killing Cousin During 'Sex Game Gone Wrong' Cleared
7/6/2014 - Australian Study Concludes Kids of Gay Parents Are Better Off
7/6/2014 - There's Now a Map of How Much Each Country Spends on Food
7/6/2014 - More Than 60 Women and Girls Escape Boko Haram in Nigeria
7/6/2014 - Lower-Income New Yorkers Given Thousands of Lbs of Haute Cuisine Foods
7/6/2014 - A Very Brave Woman Is Eating Nothing but Dog and Cat Food for 30 Days
7/6/2014 - Sheep Block Road to Take Nap and Cause Adorable Traffic Jam
7/6/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: A Reading of Some Of James Franco's Poetry
7/6/2014 - Taylor Swift's "Family Portrait" Has More Celebs Than I Can Count
7/6/2014 - Adorable 100-Year-Old Wishes He Maybe Banged More Friends' Wives
7/6/2014 - Little Girl's To-Do List is Some Real Terrifying Shit
7/6/2014 - Washington Will Probably Run Out of Weed This Week
7/6/2014 - Relatives of Farzana Parveen Indicted on Murder, Torture Charges
7/6/2014 - These Kittens Are Perfectly Content Being Stuck in a Boot
7/6/2014 - Check Out These Eerie New
Gone Girl
Evidence Bag Posters
7/6/2014 - Brace Yourself: Game of Thrones Wine is Coming
7/6/2014 - How to Feel About Your Significant Other's Celebrity Crushes
7/6/2014 - Bumbling Beach Thieves Caught Stealing Canopy, Proceed to Assail Owner
7/6/2014 - Anti-Racism Piece Ironically Dubs Obama "The N*gger In the White House"
7/6/2014 - Children of Same-Sex Partnerships "Healthier and Happier," Study Finds
7/6/2014 - Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Wed In Lavish Santa Barbara Wedding
7/5/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Edie Falco
7/5/2014 - NBC to Air
Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour
Special
7/5/2014 - Horrific: Cell Phone Video Shows California Cop Beating Woman
7/5/2014 - Joan Rivers Walks Out On CNN Interview, Claims She’s Not Mean
7/5/2014 - Watch the Trailer for the George Takei Documentary
To Be Takei
7/5/2014 - Epic Garden Obstacle Course is Basically
Ninja Warrior
for Squirrels
7/5/2014 - Salmonella Outbreak Leads to Foster Farms Chicken Recall
7/5/2014 - UK Judge Thinks Man who Raped Sleeping Woman Isn't a "Classic Rapist"
7/5/2014 - American Apparel's Latest Fuck Up Stresses Danger of Hiring Milennials
7/5/2014 - Ohio Server Fired For Posting About Terrible Tippers on Facebook
7/5/2014 - Goat Simply Cannot Fathom Inflatable Chair
7/5/2014 - Resumes with LGBT Info Are Less Likely To Land a Job
7/5/2014 - Tennessee Is Now Drug Testing Welfare Applicants
7/5/2014 - Mya Squashes Rumors of Affair with Jay Z
7/4/2014 - Your July 4th Open Thread: Happy Sweet Sixteen Malia Obama!
7/4/2014 - An English Teacher Grades Some Choice PornHub Comments
7/4/2014 - Florida Woman Wants to Become 'Extreme' Human Barbie
7/4/2014 - Anonymous Steubenville Activist Is Accused of Rape
7/4/2014 - This Poor Hedgehog Just Wants to Play with His Pine Cone Friends
7/4/2014 - Joan Rivers Uses Trans Slur Against Michelle Obama (Video)
7/4/2014 - University Professor Gives Extra Credit to Women Who Don't Shave
7/4/2014 - SiriusXM Fires Oppressed Racist Anthony Cumia
7/4/2014 - Say Hello to the Restaurant Where All the Waitresses Are Heavily Armed
7/4/2014 - Thank God (Yes, THAT God) for the Women of the Supreme Court
7/4/2014 - Here Are Your Disney Princesses as
OITNB
Characters
7/4/2014 - Beyoncé and Jay Z Are Fine, Y'all
7/3/2014 - Anti-Gay Archbishop Investigated for Sexual Misconduct With Men
7/3/2014 - Demi Lovato Unfollows Selena Gomez on Twitter, MAYBE Called Her a Bitch
7/3/2014 - Chloe Sevigny Wishes You a Happy Independence Day
7/3/2014 - Sean Hayes Turned Back Time With the Help of Hillary Clinton and Cher
7/3/2014 - The Royals Are Either Mad or Not Mad at Pippa Middleton, Says Source
7/3/2014 - Only Pugs Can Make
Independence Day
Watchable (And Hella Cute)
7/3/2014 - The Hollywood Age Gap Is Laughable
7/3/2014 - Mayor Opens Investigation After Woman Wins Free Drink For Blowing 24 Men
7/3/2014 - Women Modeling Fur Coats on eBay
7/3/2014 - Clergy Pass Out Condoms at Hobby Lobby in Protest
7/3/2014 - Missouri Governor Vetoes Awful 72-Hour Abortion Waiting Period Bill
7/3/2014 - Adults Think Millennials Don't Know How to Love
7/3/2014 - Prosecutors: Justin Harris Sexted While Son Slowly Died in Hot Car
7/3/2014 - History Proves Wedding Were Always Meant to Steal Half Of Your Money
7/3/2014 - Dead Girlfriend's FB Messages From Beyond the Grave Will Terrify You
7/3/2014 - A Few Things of Note About This Dior Dress We Keep Seeing
7/3/2014 - Australian Woman's Racist Train Rant Goes Viral
7/3/2014 - So You Want to Get Into Romance Novels. Start Here!
7/3/2014 - Stone-Cold Cat Trashes Home and Terrorizes Elderly Couple
7/3/2014 - The Summer of Pop Songs Full of Dirty Laundry and Personal Shit
7/3/2014 - Florida Man Punches Girlfriend's Bunny After Fight Over Women's Rights
7/3/2014 - The Weirdest Way You've Been Hit On
7/3/2014 - Can Botox Cure Depression?
7/3/2014 -
Opie & Anthony
Host Has a Long History of Racism
7/3/2014 - Vaccines Cost an Absolute God-Almighty Fortune
7/3/2014 - 20th Century Fox Answers #HireTheseWomen By Launching Mentor Program
7/3/2014 - Katherine Heigl Thinks She Knows Exactly Why You Got Sick of Her
7/3/2014 - Beyoncé's 'On the Run' Tour Costumes, Starring Beyoncé's Thighs
7/3/2014 - Matt Lauer Gets Defensive: 'Having It All Is Not A Gender Issue'
7/3/2014 - The Designer High-Powered Women Love But You've Never Heard Of
7/3/2014 - SCOTUS Be Damned, Mass. Governor Hatches Abortion Clinic Security Bill
7/3/2014 - Christian Rappers Sue Katy Perry for Defiling Song With 'Black Magic'
7/3/2014 - Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A Creepy Old Man
7/3/2014 - Please Stop Touching All Those Adorable Baby Moose in Alaska
7/3/2014 - Paparazzi in the Hamptons Hunt Kardashians by Land and Sea
7/2/2014 - 'Pimp-Shaming' Website Names Alleged Pimps, Gives Out Personal Info
7/2/2014 - The World Really Would Be a Better Place If We All Were George Takei
7/2/2014 - Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery Leads to Devastating Results
7/2/2014 - Here Are Some Adorable Puppies Hiccuping Just For You
7/2/2014 - Lily Allen Clowns on Mean, Basement-Dwelling Bloggers in Her New Video
7/2/2014 - Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Hated Each Other on the
Notebook
Set
7/2/2014 - Adopted Dog Returned to Animal Shelter for Farting Too Much
7/2/2014 - Iggy Azalea Is Just Happy We're Talking About the 'Best Female Rapper'
7/2/2014 - The Most Inane Moments from Last Weekend's Men's Rights Conference
7/2/2014 - 'Bubbling' Is the New Teen Trend That Will Make You Gag
7/2/2014 - The Raiderettes Will Finally Be Paid Minimum Wage
7/2/2014 - Man's Name Is 63 Words Long, Starting with Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast
7/2/2014 - BREAKING: Chris Martin Has Stupid Thoughts On Vegetarianism
7/2/2014 - Robin Thicke's
Paula
Lyrics Are as Pathetic as a Soaking Wet Animal
7/2/2014 - Biting Your Nails Is Even More Disgusting Than You Thought
7/2/2014 - 'Rich Private School Kids' Snapchat Offers New Batch of Kids to Hate
7/2/2014 - Vibrator App Reviews Are a Desolate Swampland of Youthful Regret
7/2/2014 - Pepsi CEO Says Work Kept Her from Being There for Her Daughter
7/2/2014 - I Just Watched
The Notebook
and Am Here to Ruin It for All of You
7/2/2014 - There Are Now Fat Farms for Obese Dogs
7/2/2014 - The Fruit With the World's Most Racist Name
7/2/2014 - So Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Are Friends...
7/2/2014 - Real-Life Winnie the Pooh Bear Cub Gets Head Stuck in Jar
7/2/2014 - This Week In Tabloids: The Hideously Cruel 'Worst Beach Bodies' Issue
7/2/2014 - Nicki Minaj Clarifies Her Iggy Azalea Shade by Kinda Shading Her Again
7/2/2014 - Hysterical Man Cannot Understand Why Women Are Angry About Hobby Lobby
7/2/2014 - Watch the
Horrible Bosses 2
Trailer, Now Featuring More Charlie Day
7/2/2014 - Working At Goldman Sachs Is a Sexist Nightmare, Lawsuit Alleges
7/2/2014 - Perfection: a Bunch of Goats Screaming Along to the
Jurassic Park
Song
7/2/2014 - They Finally Made That Single Serve Beer Machine You've Always Wanted
7/2/2014 - Tim Howard Is an Impenetrable Force of Bearded Hotness
7/2/2014 - Tearing Down the Whorearchy From the Inside
7/2/2014 - Cameron Diaz Patiently Explains Her Child-Free Status
7/2/2014 - Man Unsatisfied With His 10 Inch Penis So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
7/2/2014 - App That Lets You Rate Your Coworkers Sounds Like the Worst Idea Ever
7/2/2014 -
Bet On Your Baby
Is a Real TV Show and It's Insane
7/2/2014 - Beyoncé Out-Earns Jay Z by Almost Double
7/2/2014 - Look at All These Ridiculous American Wedding Dresses
7/2/2014 - Woman Breastfeeding at Starbucks Finds Ally in Teen Barista
7/2/2014 - Robin Thicke Releases Yet Another Get-Paula-Back Video
7/2/2014 - Woman Living With Crohn's and Colostomy Bag Pursues Modeling Career
7/2/2014 - Jon Snow Knows Nothing About Jimmy Choo Shoes
7/2/2014 - Beyoncé Changes Lyrics On Stage, Sparks Rumor Jay Z Cheated With Mya
7/1/2014 - Watch a Human Jukebox Perform a Song in 29 Different Celebrity Voices
7/1/2014 - Woman Posts Ad for Herself As 'Professional Bridesmaid' On Craigslist
7/1/2014 - New 'Proud' Whopper is Like All Other Whoppers, That's the Point
7/1/2014 - Here Are Your World Cup Highlights As Portrayed by Cats
7/1/2014 - Leadership Convention for Texas Teen Boys Takes Gross, Sexist Turn
7/1/2014 - Scott Disick's Absurd List of 'Summer Essentials' Costs Over $450k
7/1/2014 - Twins Spend $240K to Look More Alike, Share Boyfriend Who Is Also Twin
7/1/2014 - Madeleine Albright Was Following Team USA's Kicklomatic Relations
7/1/2014 - Snoop Dogg Should Narrate 100% of Nature Television Programming
7/1/2014 - Always Ad About 'Like a Girl' Taunt Will Make You Cry Like One
7/1/2014 - Rapper Who Cut His Own Penis Off Wants to Get into Porn
7/1/2014 - Judge Knocks Down Gay Marriage Ban with a Perfectly Scornful Statement
7/1/2014 - 'Female Friendly' Dating App Tinder Exec Faces Sexual Harassment Suit
7/1/2014 - Fox News Identifies Important New Voting Demographic: 'Beyoncé Voters'
7/1/2014 - Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for Cheerios Now
7/1/2014 - Sweaty and Sweet: The World Cup's Most Tender Man-Hugs
7/1/2014 - Here's the Giant Dragon Dildo You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About
7/1/2014 - Louis Vuitton Sued for Racial Discrimination and Harassment
7/1/2014 - Here's What You Get at a Bachelor Party That Costs $10K Per Person
7/1/2014 - Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Reunite as Siblings in
The Skeleton Twins
7/1/2014 - Live From Rikers: Cecily McMillan on the Horrific Conditions Inside
7/1/2014 - Now You Don't Even Need a Yearly Pelvic Exam (Maybe)
7/1/2014 - Childhood Vaccines Are Totally Safe, For the Millionth Time
7/1/2014 - Chimpanzees Can Develop Their Own Fashion Trends
7/1/2014 - Justin Bieber Needs Some Therapy ASAP
7/1/2014 - Here's Zac Efron Wiggling Just For You!
7/1/2014 - Every Team That Restricted Sex at the World Cup Has Been Eliminated
7/1/2014 - Why Mosquitos Love to Torment Some of Us More Than Others
7/1/2014 - Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App
7/1/2014 - Black Girl Student President Resigns After Hurting White Boy Feelings
7/1/2014 - Heads Up, Hobby Lobby: Birth Control Has Some Great Side Effects
7/1/2014 - Trapper Keeper Makes Triumphant Return as iPad Case
7/1/2014 - LeVar Burton Is Here and Ready to Answer All Your Questions!
7/1/2014 - President Obama Jokes That White House Pies Have Crack in Them
7/1/2014 - Morning News Anchor Blatantly Leers Over Reporter in a Bikini
7/1/2014 - Joe Manganiello and His Abs Named
People
's Hottest Bachelor
7/1/2014 - Even the Waffle House Is Hopping on The World Cup Bandwagon
7/1/2014 - Here Are the 82 Companies That Think Birth Control Is Murder
7/1/2014 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Hobby Lobby Dissent Gets Its Own Song
7/1/2014 - Cannibal Cop, Convicted of Plotting to Eat Woman, May be Home Soon
7/1/2014 - Fired Nanny Who Refuses to Leave Sets Conditions for Moving Out
7/1/2014 -
Community
Will Return for a Sixth Season, Thanks to Yahoo
7/1/2014 - Robin Thicke's #AskThicke Hashtag Goes Hilariously, Gloriously Wrong