Sitemap: 2014 July | Jezebel

7/30/2014 - Martha Stewart Posed for Terry Richardson For Some Damn Reason

7/30/2014 - These Puppies Rolling Down Hills Will Free Your Spirit

7/30/2014 - Robot Overlords Send Hitchhiking Robot Across Canada

7/30/2014 - Horribly Misguided Pro-Israel Art Casts Princess Jasmine As a Terrorist

7/30/2014 - Insane Texts From a Comic-Con Attendee on Shrooms

7/30/2014 - Justin Bieber Posts Photo Mocking Nemesis Orlando Bloom

7/30/2014 - Mad Genius Creates Ice Cream That Changes Color While You Eat It

7/30/2014 - Fox News Mouthbreather Calls Bachelorette Andi a 'Slut'

7/30/2014 - My Work Attracts Attention from Such Famous Parties

7/30/2014 - Martha Stewart Is Totally Making Drones Happen

7/30/2014 - Bored Teens Are Literally Just Setting Themselves on Fire for Fun

7/30/2014 - Colleges That Botch Rape Investigations Could Face Millions in Fines

7/30/2014 - This Has Got to Be the Worst Pickup Line in the Entire World

7/30/2014 - Hey, Idiots: Shutting Down Clinics Doesn't Make Abortion Go Away

7/30/2014 - Can Robin Thicke Come Back From Being a Douchebag?

7/30/2014 - Keith Urban Fans Watch as Man Rapes 17-Year-Old At Outdoor Concert

7/30/2014 - THE MOST IMPORTANT VINE IN EXISTENCE

7/30/2014 - Vin Diesel, Karaoke All-Star, Returns With Sam Smith's 'Stay With Me'

7/30/2014 - Sexist Douche Pastor Mark Driscoll Believes Our Nation Is 'Pussified'

7/30/2014 - Katy Perry Misses the Point on Cultural Appropriation Criticism

7/30/2014 - Another Mom Is Arrested for Letting Her Kid Go to the Park Alone

7/30/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Normals Who Dated A-Listers Spill Sex Secrets

7/30/2014 - Useful Info: Swans Are Vicious and Mean and Will Destroy You

7/30/2014 - Selfie Spinoffs Are Getting Out of Hand: Behold the 'Usie'

7/30/2014 - New Laxative Ad Features Swirly Poop People Trapped in a Butt Dungeon

7/30/2014 - Men Like Women Best When They Listen Listen Listen

7/30/2014 - Fashion Won't Serve LGBT Buyers? 'Fine, We'll Make Our Own Clothes.'

7/30/2014 - Celebrate Hot Farts in Gorgeous Retro-Inspired Maternity Lingerie

7/30/2014 - This Is a Movie

7/30/2014 - Watch Janelle Monáe Channel Her Inner Sorority Girl in Her New Video

7/30/2014 - Every Single Time Samuel L. Jackson Has Said 'Motherfucker' on Film

7/30/2014 - Exclusive: Tori Amos Premieres New Video And Answers All My Questions

7/30/2014 - Allison Williams Will Play Peter Pan in Peter Pan Live!

7/30/2014 - Doll With a Penis Freaks Out Shoppers

7/30/2014 - Nick Jonas Is Brawny and Bedraggled in His New R&B Video

7/30/2014 - This Man's Wife Refused to Pose for Pregnancy Pics, So He Did Instead

7/30/2014 - Watch The Roots Lose Their Shit Over the '50 Shades' Trailer

7/30/2014 - Pussy Riot Sue Russian Government in European Human Rights Court

7/30/2014 - Little Girl Sobs Because She Doesn't Want Her Baby Brother to Grow Up

7/30/2014 - Generous Internet Denizens Help Shy Couple With Their Vacation Photos

7/30/2014 - Orlando Bloom Throws a Punch at Justin Bieber and the People Cheer

7/30/2014 - How to Fix Your Life: Waking Up With a Good Attitude

7/30/2014 - SPOTTED: Geraldo Rivera mid-rant with Brian Kilmeade at the Mets game

7/29/2014 - Teen's Instagram Pics Perfectly Mimic Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and More

7/29/2014 - Michele Bachmann Word Vomits That LGBT People Are Pedophiles

7/29/2014 - Jack White Proves He Can Smile AND Enjoy Baseball

7/29/2014 - Retirees Make Their Perfect Own Recreation of Pharrell's 'Happy' Video

7/29/2014 - Company Posts Ad Looking for Male Sex Toy Tester

7/29/2014 - Watch This Gang of Kittens Duke it Out Over a House

7/29/2014 - Martha Stewart Has Her Own Drone and She Fucking Loves It

7/29/2014 - McDonald's is Responsible For Its Franchisees' Bullshit, Says NLRB

7/29/2014 - Canadian Sperm Bank Finally Decides Race Mixing Is Okay

7/29/2014 - Aubrey Plaza Has a Taste for Brains

7/29/2014 - Good News: Mississippi's Only Abortion Clinic Can Remain Open

7/29/2014 - Read the Notorious RBG at Her Most Blistering

7/29/2014 - Teen Doesn't Want to Use Pool Because His Parents Fuck In It Too Much

7/29/2014 - Can You Change Your Race? 'Ethnic Plastic Surgery' Raises Big Questions

7/29/2014 - Is Wedding-Drunk America Ready for Rented Bridal Gowns?

7/29/2014 - What's Your Ideal Women's Website?

7/29/2014 - Trial of Virginia Ex-Governor and His Wife Is an Amazing Soap Opera

7/29/2014 - Daniel Radcliffe Channels His Inner Devil in Horns

7/29/2014 - Bryan Singer Accuser Refuses Settlement and Parts Ways With His Lawyer

7/29/2014 - Here's a Disney Princess Collection for Adults, If That's Your Thing

7/29/2014 - Terrified Father Delivers Baby… Right Into Toilet Bowl

7/29/2014 - How Much Did Kim Kardashian REALLY Work on Her Damn Game?

7/29/2014 - Lululemon's Patented Yoga Mat Has Been Deemed the Best There Is

7/29/2014 - The Craze for Coconut Oil and Its Many Magical, Miracle Uses

7/29/2014 - Turkish Deputy Minister Claims Women Shouldn't Laugh in Public

7/29/2014 - Spanx Jeans Will Not Save Your Ass From Itself

7/29/2014 - Hobby Lobby Allegedly Fired an Employee For Being Pregnant

7/29/2014 - Watch Hilary Duff Act Like She's Ever Held an Office Job

7/29/2014 - Thank Goodness Richard Dawkins Has Finally Mansplained Rape

7/29/2014 - We're disgusting.

7/29/2014 - This Drunk Woman Eating Chips Off of a Train Floor Could Be Any of Us

7/29/2014 - The Batkid Documentary Trailer Will Have You in Tears

7/29/2014 - Mitt Romney Is the World's Greatest Grandpa. Seriously.

7/29/2014 - The Gardens Outside the Louvre Are Crawling With Large Rats

7/29/2014 - Nicki Minaj Doesn't Need Your Advice or Input

7/29/2014 - Prince Harry Has Topped His Grandmother's Royal Photobomb

7/29/2014 - Teen Vine Star Is Number 1 on iTunes Thanks to Teen Girls

7/29/2014 - Get Some Shade Dude, All That Tanning Might Make You Sick

7/29/2014 - Report: Microsoft Will Soon Unleash a 'Selfie Phone'

7/29/2014 - The Bachelorette: Why Did You Make Love to Me If You Weren't in Love?

7/29/2014 - Here's How to Tell Your Co-Workers That They're Smelly, Annoying Asses

7/29/2014 - James Franco Can't Even Tell When He Says the Word 'Fuck' Anymore

7/29/2014 - Priest Claims Demon Is Sending Him Text Messages

7/29/2014 - Beyoncé 'Secretly' Apartment Shopping Alone, Fueling Rumors of Divorcè

7/29/2014 - Mermaid School Is Real and Great For Your Health

7/29/2014 - At Last, Martha Stewart Weighs in on Blake Lively's Lifestyle Blog

7/28/2014 - Vandals Trash Plastic Surgeon's Anti-Muffin Top Billboard in Michigan

7/28/2014 - Behold Maisie Williams's Comic-Con Comic Book Dress

7/28/2014 - Whoopi Goldberg Defends Stephen A. Smith's Domestic Abuse Comments

7/28/2014 - Kitten Boldly Takes on Evil Ceramic Cat Statue

7/28/2014 - This Reaction to Wonder Woman's New Outfit is Pretty Much Everything

7/28/2014 - Kiefer Sutherland and Freddie Prinze Jr.'s Weird Bloodfeud Continues

7/28/2014 - Meet the Woman Too Hot For Volleyball

7/28/2014 - Willow Smith Ponders the Roots of Humanity

7/28/2014 - Soldier Claims Fast Food Worker Put Anti-Microbial Wipes in His Drink

7/28/2014 - Reckless Toddler Drives Jeep Into Wall and Acts Like NOTHING Happened

7/28/2014 - Raunchy Self-Help Book Returned to the Library--After 54 Years

7/28/2014 - Hot Trend for August: Denim on Denim

7/28/2014 - I really liked Snowpiercer but…

7/28/2014 - Here's How to Never Lose An Argument Again

7/28/2014 - 'You Were a Shirtless Ninja' and Other Comic-Con Missed Connections

7/28/2014 - Fashion Insiders Sad Their Pseudo-Controversial Ads Are Boring Us All

7/28/2014 - This headline could mean a couple of things, Daily Mail

7/28/2014 - Women in Tech Run a Gauntlet of Sexist Bullshit

7/28/2014 - Geraldo Rivera: Youth Is the Best Thing Women Can Bring to Marriage

7/28/2014 - Aisha Tyler Is Here to Answer Your Questions

7/28/2014 - ESPN's Stephen A. Smith Now Sorry About Shitty Domestic Abuse Comments

7/28/2014 - How to Talk To Your Butt About Nicki Minaj

7/28/2014 - Taiwan's First Sex Restaurant Is All About Education and Eating Dicks

7/28/2014 - OKCupid Has Been Conducting Experiments on You for Funsies

7/28/2014 - Satanists Repurpose Hobby Lobby Ruling to Combat Anti-Choice Idiocy

7/28/2014 - How to Work at Jezebel: Fuck a Turtle

7/28/2014 - Lenny Kravitz's New Song is Called 'Sex' and Sounds Like the Mid-1980s

7/28/2014 - Khloe Kardashian: You're Not 'Fucking' French, So Who Cares If I Am?

7/28/2014 - The Human Condition in a Gif

7/28/2014 - Japanese Schoolgirl Arrested for Killing and Dismembering Classmate

7/28/2014 - Heads Up: Aisha Tyler's Coming Here to Talk With You (Yes, You)

7/28/2014 - What a Girl Wants: A Manservant to Cater to Her Every Whim

7/28/2014 - San Diego Comic Con Attendees Fight Back Against Sexual Harassment

7/28/2014 - John Oliver Reveals the Disturbingly High Rate of FGM in Egypt

7/28/2014 - The Jay Z and Beyoncé Divorce Plot Thickens

7/28/2014 - Primark Removes Rib-Flashing Mannequin After Social Media Scolding

7/28/2014 - Audiences Love Lucy. Hollywood, Take Note.

7/28/2014 - Sarah Palin's New Online Channel Is a Glorious Mess

7/28/2014 - The Video for 'Girl In A Country Song' Puts the Dudes in Short-Shorts

7/28/2014 - NEW BUN

7/28/2014 - The Food Network's New, Improved App Is Effing Amazing

7/28/2014 - More of the Dumbest Customers in Restaurant History

7/28/2014 - Texas Teen's Cell Phone Catches on Fire While She's Sleeping

7/28/2014 - New Mockingjay Teaser Spotlights Phillip Seymour Hoffman

7/28/2014 - Dozens of Women Secretly Taped in University's Bathrooms

7/28/2014 - Doggie Liposuction Is a Thing

7/28/2014 - 5 Seconds of Summer Pull Adorable Prank on Target Shoppers

7/28/2014 - Jenny McCarthy's Son Called the Cops on Her for Texting While Driving

7/27/2014 - Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Showing Off Her Boobs

7/27/2014 - Tweet Mark Ruffalo If You Need Help Captioning This Comic-Con Picture

7/27/2014 - New South Wales Labor Won't Force MPs to Vote For Marriage Equality

7/27/2014 - Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron's Robot Arm Dominate New Mad Max Trailer

7/27/2014 - Confused Cats on Tumblr Don't Need Feminism Because They Are Cats

7/27/2014 - New WineGlass App Aims to Make Wine Drinking a Lot Less Complicated

7/27/2014 - Lightning Strike Photobombs Couple's Vacation Selfie

7/27/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: Tell Me Something Good

7/27/2014 - What We Learned From the Women Who Kick Ass Panel at Comic-Con

7/27/2014 - Here's a Compilation of Disney Theme Park Characters Taking a Spill

7/27/2014 - Madeleine Albright Tells It Like It Is: "The World Is a Mess"

7/27/2014 - Woman Opts for Vaginal Birth, FL Hospital Threatens Child Services

7/27/2014 - Breaking Up Is More Expensive Than You Think

7/27/2014 - Fox Kits Don't Quite Understand How to Get Up a Slide

7/27/2014 - Armed Men With Soiled Baby Arrested at New Mexico Jack in the Box

7/27/2014 - Weed Weddings Are the Latest Trailblazin' Trend in Nuptials

7/27/2014 - I wish all these new Match.com person-in-the-street commercials would be more honest

7/27/2014 - Wife of Cameroon's Vice Prime Minister Kidnapped in Boko Haram Attack

7/27/2014 - Check Out This Vintage Footage of Young Queen Elizabeth and Family

7/27/2014 - Rihanna's Stalker Arrested After Delivering Threatening Letters

7/26/2014 - Florida Tow Company Owner Illegally Targeted LGBT+ Owned Cars

7/26/2014 - Saturday Night Social: "Scully Likes Science"

7/26/2014 - Cosmo Is Now Offering Their Brand of Absurd Sex Tips to Lesbians

7/26/2014 - No, Florida, You Can't Have a Same-Sex Marriage Ban Either

7/26/2014 - Here is Your First Glimpse at Wonder Woman's New Costume

7/26/2014 - The NYT Review of Woody Allen's New Movie Is Deliciously Scathing

7/26/2014 - Russia Has Apparently Declared War on McDonald's

7/26/2014 - Dog Is So Excited To See Family Member After Two Years, She Passes Out

7/26/2014 - Lucy Is Slaying Hercules at the Box Office This Weekend

7/26/2014 - Canadian Fertility Clinic Refuses White Patient a Non-White Donor

7/26/2014 - Badass Little Girl Accidentally Does a 360 in Rotating Tunnel

7/26/2014 - Court Rules Antibiotics in Animal Feed Are Just Fine, So We're Screwed

7/26/2014 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Delightfully Responds to Admirer's Wedding Invite

7/26/2014 - Face It, Women: The NFL Does Not Give a Shit About You

7/26/2014 - Liberty Ross Made Out of Divorce from Rupert Sanders Just Fine

7/26/2014 - This Is Better Than My Master's Degree

7/25/2014 - Churlish And Insubordinate

7/25/2014 - Jenny McCarthy Admits 'I'm a Hypocrite' Over Hillary Clinton Gay Joke

7/25/2014 - Watch Tywin Lannister Crack Up in the Game of Thrones Season 4 Gag Reel

7/25/2014 - Katie Couric Kisses Ass

7/25/2014 - Me When I Get Home From Work

7/25/2014 - Millennial Trend Forecasting: Beta Testing Marriages

7/25/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Katy Perry Bikes Through Downtown Brooklyn

7/25/2014 - Iggy Azalea to Resurrect MTV's House of Style. Meh.

7/25/2014 - Kit Harington and Andy Samberg Will Play Tennis in a New Mockumentary

7/25/2014 - Offensive Slurs in Kim Kardashian Hollywood Are Lies, Damned Lies

7/25/2014 - Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama Caught in Selfie at Beyoncé Show

7/25/2014 - I made this gif yesterday and never used it

7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work

7/25/2014 - Brett Ratner's Hercules Is Bullshit and I Will Never Forgive Him

7/25/2014 - Here's Jon Stewart Saying "Vagina" Over and Over and Over

7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work

7/25/2014 - Woman Strips and Pole Dances to Prevent Cops From Towing Her Car

7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work

7/25/2014 - The Battle for September: Vogue Wins, Lucky Loses

7/25/2014 - Money, Movie Star Secrets and Misogyny: The Truth About TMZ

7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work

7/25/2014 - Megan Fox Says 'A Lot of Girl Power' Was Cut from TMNT

7/25/2014 - Me when I get home from work

7/25/2014 - Your Most Awkward Sex Ever

7/25/2014 - Susan Sarandon and David Bowie Once Had a Freaky Deaky Love Affair

7/25/2014 - Put a Cardigan On It: How to Make a Beautiful Actress Less Beautiful

7/25/2014 - This Year's Pirelli Calendar Includes a Plus-Size Model!

7/25/2014 - No, It's OK Time Warner, I Think I'll Be Alright If I Miss This One

7/25/2014 - The Dangerous Art of Asking for Money as a Wedding Gift

7/25/2014 - Justin Theroux Was in Love With Debbie Harry

7/25/2014 - Purple Rain Is 30 Years Old, Prince Wants You To Celebrate

7/25/2014 - UN Report Attacks Countries With Restrictive Abortion Laws

7/25/2014 - The Key to Greater Work Happiness Is Taking and Giving Less Shit

7/25/2014 - Raise Your Hand If You Would Subscribe to Cosmos-politan

7/25/2014 - Writer Tries to Live Like Clay-Eating, Naked Sprite Shailene Woodley

7/25/2014 - This Reluctant Vine Star Is the Internet Viral Hero That We Need

7/25/2014 - A Preseason Football Game Is Going to Ruin the Emmys

7/25/2014 - You Must Stop Saying You Love 'The Gays'

7/25/2014 - Sitting on This Chair Feels Like Sitting on Human Flesh

7/25/2014 - Kristen Bell Sings as Mary Poppins to Protest Minimum Wage Bullshit

7/25/2014 - Music Festival Bans Native American Headdresses

7/25/2014 - Florida Man Holds Gun to Cat's Head and Posts Picture to Facebook

7/25/2014 - America's Next Top Model Is Back Soon and So Is Miss J. Alexander

7/25/2014 - PETA Assholes to Detroit: We'll Pay Your Water Bills If You Go Vegan

7/25/2014 - we might still be drunk

7/25/2014 - Jon Snow and Ygritte Are Maybe Dating IRL

7/25/2014 - Same, TBH

7/24/2014 - Restaurant Responds to Yelper's Sexist Abortion Joke With Fundraiser

7/24/2014 - Caption This Photo of A Ridiculously Excited Ian McShane

7/24/2014 - Androgynous Fashion Model Andreja Pejic Comes Out as Trans Woman

7/24/2014 - Vine's Twerking Granny Calls Up the Spirit of Susan B. Anthony

7/24/2014 - I Dedicated This Beautiful Love Song to My Beautiful Lover Mark Shrayber

7/24/2014 - Here's 10 Minutes of Kittens Just for You

7/24/2014 - I Should Get Paid for Talking to Tracy Moore

7/24/2014 - Israeli Women Stand With IDF By Showing Off Their Breasts and Asses

7/24/2014 - A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid

7/24/2014 - Things Still Aren't Great for Female Crew Members in Hollywood

7/24/2014 - Who Here Besides Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Anti-Sheets?

7/24/2014 - Actual Complaints Against Employers Who Wouldn't Let Women Breastfeed

7/24/2014 - Creepy Porcelain Dolls Left in Front of Homes Where Little Girls Live

7/24/2014 - American Apparel Flies Philly Bikini Barista to L.A. for Free Bikinis

7/24/2014 - Woman Livetweets IBM Execs Discussing Why They Don't Hire Women

7/24/2014 - There's a Kale Shortage! Or Not.

7/24/2014 - This Dude's List of Dealbreakers Is 80% Horrific, 100% Hypocritical

7/24/2014 - New Fitness Bracelet Delivers Electric Shock if You Don't Work Out

7/24/2014 - Let's Play a Game Called 'Guess the Jezebel Staffer'

7/24/2014 - This Old Footage of Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey Is Fantastic

7/24/2014 - Callie Is My Only Friend!

7/24/2014 - These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Deep Post-9/11 Shit

7/24/2014 - A Farewell to Bop, the Classic Teen Magazine (1983-2014)

7/24/2014 - Soap Star Eileen Davidson Joins Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast

7/24/2014 - Legalizing Prostitution Could Lower the Spread of HIV By One-Third

7/24/2014 - Fifty Shades' Real Problem: Jamie Dornan Is Hotter Than Christian Grey

7/24/2014 - CDC: Not Enough Teens Are Getting the HPV Vaccine

7/24/2014 - Mark can't win.

7/24/2014 - Let These Kids Talking About TMNT Make You Feel Old

7/24/2014 - NFL: Beating a Woman Unconscious Is 1/8th as Bad as Pot Smoking

7/24/2014 - I Scream, You Scream, the Anti-Choice Crowd Is Mad About Ice Cream

7/24/2014 - A Very Important Youtube Video

7/24/2014 - Nicki Minaj's New Album Art Is...Bold (NSFW)

7/24/2014 - GASP: Did Debbie Reynolds Plagiarize From 'Dear Prudence'?

7/24/2014 - God Tells Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Strangers for Cash

7/24/2014 - Richard Schiff's Wife Has a Cool Job

7/24/2014 - Women Want Bushy Brows and Are Wearing Face-Merkins to Get Them

7/24/2014 - CAT DIALS 911 Is the Ultimate Summer News Story

7/24/2014 - The Most Glorious Few Seconds of Kathie Lee and Hoda Ever

7/24/2014 - Alabama Man Goes to Hospital for Circumcision, Wakes Up With No Penis

7/24/2014 - American Apparel Adds First Female to Its Board of Directors

7/24/2014 - Audra McDonald, Jimmy Fallon and Josh Charles Sing Yahoo! Answers

7/24/2014 - Here's What Would Happen If More Women Designed/Marketed Lady Products

7/24/2014 - Fifty Shades of Grey's release date is Valentine's Day

7/24/2014 - Wall Street Bro Sued for $75 million in Sexual Harassment Lawsuit

7/24/2014 - We Could Soon Be Facing a Worldwide Kale Shortage

7/24/2014 - Common Gynecological Treatment Might Actually Spread Cancer. Oops.

7/24/2014 - Cheeky Queen 'Photobombs' Candid Photos

7/24/2014 - YOUR MOVE, ERIN [UPDATE]

7/24/2014 - ISIS Demands Genital Mutilation of Iraqi Women in Mosul

7/24/2014 - Britney Spears and David Lynch Are Both Making Bras Now

7/24/2014 - Men who have friend requested me on Facebook

7/24/2014 - The Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Is Here in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory

7/23/2014 - Man Says Southwest Airlines Kicked Him Off Plane Over Tweet Complaint

7/23/2014 - This Picture Perfectly Captures All My Emotions About the Royal Baby

7/23/2014 - This Movie Trailer Will Break Your Mind With Nostalgia

7/23/2014 - This Is How Tracy Wins Arguments

7/23/2014 - Sex and the City Really, Really Loved Name-Dropping Brands

7/23/2014 - Bartender Sets Customer On Fire

7/23/2014 - Rebecca Has Career Aspirations for Me!

7/23/2014 - Lauryn Hill Is Late to Her Own Concert, Yells at Fan About 'Respect'

7/23/2014 - Teen Girl Raped on Field Trip, Treated Horribly by Seattle High School

7/23/2014 - The Struggle Is Real for Rumer Willis

7/23/2014 - Musical Based on Woody Allen Movie Flops on Broadway

7/23/2014 - Woman Recites Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies' as a Monologue and It's Genius

7/23/2014 - Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife's Frustration With Husband

7/23/2014 - Here's The Website You Will Never Ever Leave

7/23/2014 - Pennsylvania Woman Demands Truckers Stop Exposing Themselves To Kids

7/23/2014 - Let's Settle This Once and For All: Is Sex Sexy or Not?

7/23/2014 - Dude Vows Abstinence for a Year, Finds Out It's Not That Difficult

7/23/2014 - Today In Intra Office Shit Talking

7/23/2014 - Man Needs Your Money to Create the World's Largest Dong Drawing

7/23/2014 - Adorable Chris Pratt Expertly Braids Intern's Hair During Interview

7/23/2014 - Beach Body Horror Story: Life's a Beach and Then You Die

7/23/2014 - Nene Leakes Defiles Expensive Birkin Bag With Shitty 'RHOA' Quotes

7/23/2014 - New Promo for TV Show Black-Ish Is, Uh, Very Colorful

7/23/2014 - Looking at This Photo of Jack White Is Like Looking in a Mirror

7/23/2014 - New Trailer for YSL Biopic Will Put a Spell on You

7/23/2014 - Misandry Hat

7/23/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim's Failed Marriage Has Given Her 'Elbow Fat'

7/23/2014 - Well, is it?

7/23/2014 - "Known for coining her signature trademark phrase, 'what your shoes say about you' in 2005…"

7/23/2014 - Attention Women and Minorities: Leave Diverse Hiring to the White Men

7/23/2014 - Attention Dashcon Survivors: Hello Kitty Con Is Your Next Best Hope

7/23/2014 - College Party Mogul Threatens Female Journalist With Rape

7/23/2014 - Pharrell Still Doesn't Get It In New Video for 'Come And Get It Bae'

7/23/2014 - ROYAL SCANDAL: Queen's Racehorse Caught Doping

7/23/2014 - Maybe Give That #WeddingHashtag A Second Thought.

7/23/2014 - Miss Downton Abbey? Here Are Some Season 5 Spoilers.

7/23/2014 - Woman in Salon Goes Ballistic Over Botched Hairdo

7/23/2014 - Same.

7/23/2014 - ABC Family's The Fosters Has the Balls to Tackle Late Term Abortion

7/23/2014 - Adele Wins Cash After Suing Paparazzi for Photographing Her Son

7/23/2014 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Will Get Married (On Screen)

7/23/2014 - BROKE BUT NOT BROKEN: BURT AT 78

7/23/2014 - Lululemon Foils Knock-Offs By Patenting Bras, Tank Tops and Shorts

7/23/2014 - Simpsons World Will Allow You to Access Every Episode Ever On Demand

7/23/2014 - We Should All Be Shopping At Lululemon But in the Men's Section

7/23/2014 - Your Waiters Are Violently Sick While Serving You Food

7/23/2014 - God Bless Blake Lively And Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog

7/23/2014 - Christian Louboutin Branches Out With $50 Nail Polish

7/23/2014 - ISIS Extremists Order Mannequin Faces Covered in Mosul, Iraq

7/23/2014 - This is how she sleeps

7/23/2014 - Woman Will Fight Injustice By Defying Ticket She Got for Helping Ducks

7/23/2014 - Here's The Rock Spewing Masturbation Jokes on Jimmy Fallon

7/23/2014 - Justin Bieber May Be the New Face of Calvin Klein Underwear :(

7/23/2014 - I Am Listening to An Entire Tori Amos Concert On YouTube.

7/22/2014 - California Teacher’s Nude Selfies Hacked, Emailed To 287 Students

7/22/2014 - Hillary Clinton Must Decide Where She Stands on Gay and Trans Rights

7/22/2014 - Women Are Making a Major Dent in the Indie Film World This Year

7/22/2014 - OMG This Sexxxay Saint Laurent Trailer Is So Sexxxay

7/22/2014 - Peeta and Johanna Look Fashionable, Angsty in New Mockingjay Images

7/22/2014 - Report from Jury Duty:

7/22/2014 - Vending Machines in Turkey Feed Stray Animals Waiting to Be Adopted

7/22/2014 - Aviva Drescher Says Throwing Her Fake Leg Was a 'Knee-Jerk Reaction'

7/22/2014 - Expired Chinese Meat Scandal Expands to Include Three More Restaurants

7/22/2014 - These Puppies Could Teach You a Thing or Two About Kissing

7/22/2014 - Stop iShaming Mo Rocca

7/22/2014 - Jada Pinkett Smith Calls Date Rape a Personal Issue and an 'Epidemic'

7/22/2014 - Things I Learned from #WomenAgainstFeminism

7/22/2014 - MoMo Is the New FoMo and It Will Give You a Panic Attack

7/22/2014 - Saying 'Uh,' 'Um,' And 'Like' Means You're Literally An Awesome Person

7/22/2014 - The hoppiest beer

7/22/2014 - 'Designer Vaginas' Are Most Popular Among Women Between 18 and 24

7/22/2014 - People Are Really Pissed About the Girl Scout Barbie

7/22/2014 - You'll Never Make Anything as Perfect as This Vine

7/22/2014 - Regular Person Sarah Palin Got a Speeding Ticket

7/22/2014 - A jet powered butt

7/22/2014 - Janet Mock Named Contributing Editor at Marie Claire

7/22/2014 - Teen Missionary on Kenya Trip Allegedly Raped Orphans

7/22/2014 - Does anyone know if Zac Efron has a YOLO tattoo or what

7/22/2014 - Peaches, Nectarines, Plums and Pluots Might Be Crawling With Listeria

7/22/2014 - Couples Scrambling to Get Married On 12/13/14

7/22/2014 - 30,000 Monkeys Are Wreaking Havoc on India's Capital

7/22/2014 - Possibly Racist Bachelorette Contestant Makes Himself Look More Racist

7/22/2014 - Every Butt in Every Hercules Movie, Ranked

7/22/2014 - This Man's Name Could Not Be Any More Perfect For His Mugshot

7/22/2014 - New, Diverse Emojis Are Pretty Cool

7/22/2014 - Look at how psyched people are for his bid.

7/22/2014 - P.O.V.: What Happened to All Of the Slow Jam R&B Songs?

7/22/2014 - Man Arrested After Leaving His Kids Locked in Car So He Could Have Sex

7/22/2014 - Love Is Dead: Beyoncé and Jay Z’s Marriage Reportedly Coming to an End

7/22/2014 - Paula Deen Out of Context Is a Thing of Beauty

7/22/2014 - Marissa Cooper's Clothes on The O.C. Were All Mischa Barton

7/22/2014 - UNICEF: 700 Million Women Today Were Child Brides

7/22/2014 - This Crazy Ninja Schoolgirl Chase Video Is Awesome

7/22/2014 - Super Creep Ben Stein Demanded Nude Photos From a Pregnant Woman

7/22/2014 - Mom Arrested for Letting Kid Play Outside Has Been Fired by McDonald's

7/22/2014 - Octavia Spencer Takes Sensa Diet Company to Trial for Lies and Money

7/22/2014 - Twerkbot Is Here to Save the Future of Humanity

7/22/2014 - Woman Confronts Catcallers and Secretly Films Their Reactions

7/22/2014 - I am so fun to live with

7/22/2014 - Ex-Marine Investigated in Disappearance of Pregnant Marine Spouse

7/22/2014 - Even the EPA Can't Stop Playing Kim Kardashian's Mobile Game

7/22/2014 - Need a College Roommate? Here's an App to (Maybe) Weed Out the Crazy

7/22/2014 - "Skeet Fans"

7/22/2014 - Hillary Clinton: Women in Public Need to Grow Thick Skin

7/22/2014 - Today's Favorite Gif

7/22/2014 - Conor Oberst Drops Lawsuit Against Rape Accuser

7/22/2014 - Rare pic from inside the Jezebel offices

7/22/2014 - YouTube Star Michelle Phan Sued for Copyright Infringement

7/22/2014 - Beetles Are Destroying a Memorial to One Of the Beatles

7/22/2014 - Rumor: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Plotting Summer Wedding

7/22/2014 - Maddie decorated my computer

7/21/2014 - Lingerie Night at the Eager Beaver Bar Canceled After Kidnapping Attempt

7/21/2014 - Caption This Pic of Vin Diesel at the Guardians Of The Galaxy Debut

7/21/2014 - Behind Closed Ovens Will Return on Wednesday

7/21/2014 - Your Boyfriend Romeo Rose Wants to Babysit Kids

7/21/2014 - Trying the Umami Diet For Weight Loss

7/21/2014 - Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex on Craigslist

7/21/2014 - Jason Biggs on MH17 Tweet: 'Moving Forward, I Need to Not Be Stupid'

7/21/2014 - J.K. Rowling Dodges More Harry Potter Books for Detective Novels

7/21/2014 - Allure Labels Lauren Conrad the Picture-Perfect Basic Bitch

7/21/2014 - Finland Archbishop Apologises to LGBT Community For 'Cruelty'

7/21/2014 - Beauty Apps Now Allow You to Photoshop Yourself

7/21/2014 - BLAKE LIVELY'S LIFESTYLE BLOG HAS ARRIVED

7/21/2014 - Jam Out With Your Clam Out In These Anatomically Correct Panties

7/21/2014 - The Last Thing Putin Needs Is to 'Man Up'

7/21/2014 - Should You Take that Selfie? A Guide for Teens.

7/21/2014 - Man's Attempt to Play Gay to Help a Friend Backfires Spectacularly

7/21/2014 - There's a Game of Thrones Summer School Class at UVA

7/21/2014 - Robyn's Back With a Cryptic New Video

7/21/2014 - Clip Art

7/21/2014 - Orange Jumpsuits Are Too 'Cool" For Jail

7/21/2014 - Are You Qualified to Launch Your Own Lifestyle Brand? Take Our Quiz!

7/21/2014 - Cat Calling

7/21/2014 - Bunny vs. Pig

7/21/2014 - Woman Refuses to Hand Phone Over to Mugger, Gets Shot Instead

7/21/2014 - Men Dominate Tampon and Cosmetics Industries

7/21/2014 - UConn to Rape Victims: Here's Your $1.3 Million. Now Please Shut Up.

7/21/2014 - High Schoolers Ponder the Meaning of 'Fashion' in 1984

7/21/2014 - ICYMI: "Jezebel Is"

7/21/2014 - The Tragic Tale of the Blind Date Dick Pic

7/21/2014 - WalMart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Really Melt

7/21/2014 - The Story Of a 'Professional Pretty Girl': A Hero's Tale

7/21/2014 - Nurse Who Won't Prescribe Birth Control Sues Clinic For Not Hiring Her

7/21/2014 - 'Girl In A Country Song' Is Going to Change Country Music, Supposedly

7/21/2014 - Facebook Wants You to Shop From Your NewsFeed, for Some Reason

7/21/2014 - The Best of Billy Bob Thornton on Oprah's Master Class

7/21/2014 - Reminder: Young Ruth Bader Ginsburg Could Get It

7/21/2014 - A Beauty Queen's Secret Weapon Against Camel Toe

7/21/2014 - Benedict Cumberbatch Fights the Nazis in The Imitation Game

7/21/2014 - What Murdered Black Boys Mean for the Renisha McBride Trial

7/21/2014 - John Oliver Uses Muppets to Trick Americans Into Caring About Prisons

7/21/2014 - It's Not Easy Building Apps for Cats (Because Cats Are Picky Jerks)

7/21/2014 - POTUS to Sign LGBT Anti-Discrimination Order

7/21/2014 - 105-year-old Woman Throws a Killer First Pitch at Padres Game

7/21/2014 - The Gratuitous Injustice of American Tipping Culture

7/21/2014 - Shirtless Zac Efron to Join Bear Grylls on His New Show

7/21/2014 - Heartless Scammers Create Fake Facebook Accounts of MH17 Victims

7/21/2014 - Panic! At the Disco Trolls Westboro Church in Best Way Possible

7/21/2014 - Apartment Dweller Exacts Revenge by Peeing in Sun Tea

7/21/2014 - Kanye West: 'In Order to Win at Life, You Need Some Kim K Skills'

7/20/2014 - Caption a Picture of Maria Menounos and This Matching Car

7/20/2014 - Weird Al's 'Lame Claim to Fame' Mocks Name-Dropping Celeb Culture

7/20/2014 - South Carolina Woman Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in Baby Stroller

7/20/2014 - Meet Turkey's First Transgender News Anchor

7/20/2014 - Get Your Game of Thrones Fix With This Compilation of All Four Seasons

7/20/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: What It Takes to Make a Pro/Crow Blush

7/20/2014 - Woman Arrested After Posting Selfies in the Dress She Stole

7/20/2014 - It Sounds Like Things Could Be Going Better for Kevin Sorbo

7/20/2014 - Can You Guess Which TV Shows These Costumes Belong To?

7/20/2014 - CA Couple May Face $500 Fine For Letting Yard Dry Out to Save Water

7/20/2014 - Cat Loses Valiant Battle Against Slice of Ham

7/20/2014 - Vintage Benedict Cumberbatch Lookalike Is Working That Bassoon

7/20/2014 - Guide to Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood

7/20/2014 - Here’s a Flock of Lambs Getting Their Exercise for the Day

7/20/2014 - Scammers Now Conning Families of Undocumented Child Migrants

7/20/2014 - Americans Are Down with Jews, Chillier towards Atheists and Muslims

7/20/2014 - Beyoncé Teases 50 Shades of Grey Trailer with "Crazy in Love" Cover

7/20/2014 - Adam Levine is Officially Off the Market, Ladies

7/20/2014 - Hey, Everybody: Today I Went to The Olive Garden! A Photo Essay

7/19/2014 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch

7/19/2014 - This Slow Jam Cover of the Muppet Babies Theme Song Is Nostalgic Gold

7/19/2014 - What to Expect When You Give a Child the Woman's Surname

7/19/2014 - McDonald's Facing Accusations Of Employees Fired for Union Activity

7/19/2014 - Woman Shoots Lover Over Unsatisfying Sex

7/19/2014 - Miss Idaho Wins with Insulin Pump on Full Display

7/19/2014 - A Festival of Mud for Makeup

7/19/2014 - Yes, Women Can Be Both 'Informed and Fashionable'

7/19/2014 - Happy Hunting: Here’s Your First Look at Season 4 of Homeland

7/19/2014 - Dalmatian Uses Brawn and Brain to Subdue Kitten

7/19/2014 - Looters Ransack MH17 Debris Because Humanity is the Worst

7/19/2014 - Zendaya Coleman Did Not Feel "Morally Okay" With Aaliyah Biopic

7/18/2014 - So Many People Smiled At Me Today. The Reason Why Will SHOCK you!

7/18/2014 - Ashton Kutcher and John Cryer to Get Gay Married on Two and a Half Men

7/18/2014 - Hotwives of Orlando Is for Real Housewives Lovers and Haters Alike

7/18/2014 - 'Lesboterrorist' Raps Instructions On How to Give Yourself an Abortion

7/18/2014 - Jessica Biel Ate Cereal for Dinner Because She Is 'A Grown Ass Woman'

7/18/2014 - The Latest, Greatest Must-Have Wedding Accessory: Drones

7/18/2014 - Woman Kicked Out of Philly Pool for Wearing American Apparel Bikini

7/18/2014 - TGIF, Here's a Cat Peeing On A Mole's Head

7/18/2014 - Science Magazine Cover's Depiction of Trans Sex Workers Sparks Outrage

7/18/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Is a Yellow Vision Of Fabulous On French Elle

7/18/2014 - Congressional Jerks Mansplain All Over Janet Yellen

7/18/2014 - In a Fit of Rage, Real Housewife Throws Her Prosthetic Leg

7/18/2014 - That Time You Got Really, Really Lucky

7/18/2014 - Watch Two Straight Minutes of Children Swearing in Movies

7/18/2014 - Idiotic and Inappropriate Reactions to the Malaysia Airlines Tragedy

7/18/2014 - The Best Account on Twitter

7/18/2014 - Dating Naked Is Just a Destination Dating Show With Blurry Peen

7/18/2014 - Salon Tells Black Women to 'Straighten Up' Hair

7/18/2014 - Adrian Grenier Gets All Political About Kim Kardashian's Instagram

7/18/2014 - God Bless the Caftan, the World's Most Glamorous Comfy Clothing

7/18/2014 - Gay Marriage Ban Can Officially Sniff the Government's Dong, Says Court

7/18/2014 - Today Matthew Owens Is the Worst Dude in NYC

7/18/2014 - Here Are All the Songs Weird Al Unleashed on Us This Week

7/18/2014 - GOODBYE, LADY PHOENIX OF THE LAKE DISTRICT!

7/18/2014 - Texas Woman Calls Her Three-Story Closet a Female Man Cave

7/18/2014 - 'IDGAF What You Think' Is Your New Feminist Battle Cry

7/18/2014 - Sentences That Appeared in Blake Lively's New Vogue Interview, Ranked

7/18/2014 - Your Feet Are Crying for Help Because Your Shoes Are Too Small

7/18/2014 - Childhood Ruined: Disney Character's Face Falls Off During Live Show

7/18/2014 - Florida Town Outlaws Saggy Pants on City Property

7/18/2014 - 'Knotting' Is the Weird Fanfic Sex Trend That Cannot Be Unseen

7/18/2014 - What Level of Candy Crush Are You On?

7/18/2014 - Colbert Perfectly Calls Out Conservatives' Hypocrisy on Child Refugees

7/18/2014 - Turn Your Barbie Into a Badass Medieval Warrior

7/18/2014 - Man Allegedly Finds Rusty Nail in Food at Aptly Named 'Just Salad'

7/18/2014 - Cat Lover Leaves $800,000 to Local Shelter

7/18/2014 - Jerry Sandusky's Adopted Son Shares Awful Tales of Sexual Abuse

7/18/2014 - Vegas Club Suspends Promoter Who Called Women 'Whales and Hippos'

7/18/2014 - A Sneak Peek at American Horror Story: Freak Show Characters

7/18/2014 - Injustice: Tom Hiddleston's Jaguar Ads Banned From Television

7/18/2014 - Cute 5-Year-Old Asks Cops to Do Their Fucking Jobs

7/18/2014 - 108 Top AIDS Researchers Killed in Malaysia Airlines Crash [Updated]

7/18/2014 - Burn Vogue to the Ground

7/18/2014 - Danny Trejo Lip Syncing Train Is a Work of Mysterious, Haunting Art

7/18/2014 - Liv Tyler Is Distracted by Justin Theroux's Penis Bulge

7/18/2014 - Socks That Look Like Shirts

7/18/2014 - I Just Wanted to Talk About Natalie Imbruglia [UPDATE]

7/17/2014 - Peer Into Grumpy Cat's Soul and Caption This Photo

7/17/2014 - The NSA Is Looking At Your Naked Pictures and Laughing

7/17/2014 - Unsurprisingly, Hobby Lobby Also Discriminates Against Trans People

7/17/2014 - Callie Sent Me This

7/17/2014 - Bill Maher Tweets Hamas is Like Dealing With a 'Crazy Woman'

7/17/2014 - Dogs in Wheelchairs Playing With a Stick Is Your Happy Place

7/17/2014 - Tim McGraw Slaps Woman in Face After She Reportedly Slaps His Crotch

7/17/2014 - Politicians Determined to Make Online Shoppers Pay

7/17/2014 - i love mark shrayber

7/17/2014 - Who Else Is Shipping Dara Torres and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Now?

7/17/2014 - Helping Mark research a really cool and interesting story

7/17/2014 - Drake Singing 'Let It Go' Is the Perfect Palate Cleanser

7/17/2014 - Single Lades in New York Buying Their Own Damn Apartments

7/17/2014 - Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

7/17/2014 - bye ya'll

7/17/2014 - With Christina Chong, Star Wars Cast Grows Ever More Diverse

7/17/2014 - Drinking Red Bull and Vodka Makes You Want More Red Bull and Vodka

7/17/2014 - Beware: Sex Toy Piracy Is Menacing Your Genitals

7/17/2014 - South Carolina Man Charged With Hugging Toddler to Death

7/17/2014 - Lays Releases Finalists For New Chip Flavor, Including Cappuccino

7/17/2014 - Eater Creates Guy Fieri Flavortown Dish Generator and It Is Wondrous

7/17/2014 - Throwback Thursday

7/17/2014 - Aspiring Flower Girl Goes Hunting for a Wedding to Crash

7/17/2014 - Why Would I Ever Want to Bring a Child Into This Fucked Up World?

7/17/2014 - I'm Concerned About Kate, Guys

7/17/2014 - Teacher's Sweet Viral Letter to Kids Lists the 'Many Ways to Be Smart'

7/17/2014 - This Shows Up Every Time I Start a Post

7/17/2014 - This Horrifying Mask Promises to Make You More Beautiful

7/17/2014 - Prince George Has a Professional Baby Lookalike

7/17/2014 - Phoenix Likes to Send Pictures

7/17/2014 - This Is What a Feminist Looks Like

7/17/2014 - Jason Biggs Should Just Quit Twitter

7/17/2014 - Don't Worry, Scandal Won't Get Stretched Out to 10 Seasons

7/17/2014 - The Best Part of Boston

7/17/2014 - Germans Just Love to Get Naked at the Beach

7/17/2014 - Your Employers Must Tell You If They Think You're a Babykilling Slut

7/17/2014 - Street Safety Has Gone the Way of the Bracelet

7/17/2014 - Matt Lauer Reportedly Caught With a 'Smoking Hot Blonde'

7/17/2014 - Vanderbilt Faces $20 Million Lawsuit for Mishandling Sexual Harassment

7/17/2014 - Heads Up, Hollywood: Hispanic Women Rule the Movie Box Office

7/17/2014 - Todd Akin Went On TV To Talk About Rape Again. It Did Not Go Well.

7/17/2014 - Binge Drinkers Voted 'Most Popular' Throughout Young Adulthood

7/17/2014 - Teen Mom 2 Is Back

7/17/2014 - Elaine Stritch, Salty Broad of Broadway, Is Dead at 89

7/17/2014 - Elaine Stritch Appreciation Thread

7/17/2014 - The Scrunchie Is Happening Whether You Like It Or Not

7/17/2014 - Scientists Honor JLo by Naming Puerto Rican Water Mite After Her

7/17/2014 - Sex Writer Convinces Husband to Get a Robot Blowjob

7/17/2014 - Romanian Princess Pleads Guilty to American Cockfighting Charges

7/17/2014 - Doritos' Long, Slow Descent Into Madness

7/17/2014 - Memo to Urban Outfitters: Offending Literally Everyone Is Bad Business

7/17/2014 - Fuck Gisele

7/17/2014 - American Ninja Warrior's Badass Female Finalist Has Something to Prove

7/17/2014 - Reasons to Hate Alternative Milks and the Smug Jerks Who Love Them

7/17/2014 - Drunk Dude Poses as TSA Agent and Pats Down Woman at SFO

7/17/2014 - Singapore Bans Archie Comics for Depiction of Gay Wedding

7/17/2014 - My Favorite Contemporary Poem

7/17/2014 - Billy Bob Thornton's Master Class Looks Absolutely Riveting

7/17/2014 - The Selfie Toaster Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

7/17/2014 - Jillian Michaels on Leaving Biggest Loser: 'I Felt Ashamed'

7/16/2014 - Emma Stone is Being Haunted By the Ghost of Her Grandfather

7/16/2014 - This The Absolute Last Harlem Shake Video You Ever Have to See, I Promise

7/16/2014 - Guess What This Guy Has Two Of (Hint: Not Penises)

7/16/2014 - Subway Forces Violently Sick Employee to Keep Working, Then Fires Her

7/16/2014 - Man Who Sued Paper Over Pedophile Allegations Jailed For Pedophilia

7/16/2014 - Completely Reasonable Man Tries to Kill Spider, Burns Down His House

7/16/2014 - Connecticut Supreme Court: Same-Sex Marriage Rights Are Retroactive

7/16/2014 - 'Russian Women With Shitloads of Flowers' Is the Best Instagram Trend

7/16/2014 - Vanessa Williams Says She Was Molested by an Older Girl at Age Ten

7/16/2014 - New Scandal Season Is All About Abby and Harrison Has 'Met His End'

7/16/2014 - Actress Gets 18 Years in Prison for Mailing Ricin to Obama

7/16/2014 - Lana Del Rey Says She Feels 'Fucking Crazy' in Rolling Stone

7/16/2014 - An Incomplete List of What the Dudes Working on My Block Discussed Today

7/16/2014 - Tumblr Refuses to Take Down Ilegal Public Restroom Photos

7/16/2014 - I Want To Make Tender Weekend Morning Love to This

7/16/2014 - Border Collie Doesn't Get That Being Cute Is No Excuse To Ruin Naps

7/16/2014 - Human Barbies Hate Each Other, Prepare For All-Out War

7/16/2014 - Here's Proof That There's No Such Thing as Too Fat to Run

7/16/2014 - Your Daily Moment of Cat

7/16/2014 - Wasted Charlie Sheen Found Wandering Around Taco Bell Drive-Thru

7/16/2014 - Jailed Japanese 'Vagina Artist' Will Fight Obscenity Charges

7/16/2014 - Vegas Club to Bachelorette Party: No 'Whales or Hippos' Allowed

7/16/2014 - These 'Things Not to Say' Lists Have Got to Stop

7/16/2014 - New Dating App Requires Even Less Effort in Hunt to Avoid Loneliness

7/16/2014 - This Really Holds Up.

7/16/2014 - Jason Patric's Custody Battle Makes Him Look Like an Abusive Psycho

7/16/2014 - Remember when LeAnn Rimes was the face of psoriasis?

7/16/2014 - Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Pulled, Wants to Blow Ryan Gosling Immediately

7/16/2014 - Noted Dummy Abigail Fisher's Rights Weren't Violated, Rules Court

7/16/2014 - I Came Out to Have a Good Time

7/16/2014 - Strangers Raise Cash for Mom Arrested for Letting Kid Play in Park

7/16/2014 - In Which Mark Misses Out on Buttstorm 2014

7/16/2014 - Ikea Is Pretty Sure You Need a Puppy to Go With That Billy Bookcase

7/16/2014 - MTV's Virgin Territory Proves Virgins Are Our New Obsession

7/16/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Cries as Kendall Is Declared 'The Hot One'

7/16/2014 - New Guidelines State Treating Pregnant Employees Like Crap Is Not OK

7/16/2014 - Royal Baby Watch 2014 Has Begun, and It's Dumber Than Dumb

7/16/2014 - Our Butt Names

7/16/2014 - How Oxygen Keeps Trying (And Failing) to Attract Young Women

7/16/2014 - Posted to "Women's Health"

7/16/2014 - AZ Politician Confuses YMCA Campers with Undocumented Migrant Children

7/16/2014 - A New Adele Album May Be On the Way

7/16/2014 - Dying of Curiosity

7/16/2014 - GOP Bill Kindly Gives You the Right To Pay For Your Own Birth Control

7/16/2014 - Woman Sets Record by Ordering World's Most Expensive Starbucks Drink

7/16/2014 - Is the Teenage Summer Job a Thing of the Past?

7/16/2014 - "I'M THE HOT ONE NOW!"

7/16/2014 - Not my dick: Kreayshawn catfished by someone posing as Diplo

7/16/2014 - Hey, Dudes: Male Breast Cancer Research Needs Volunteers

7/16/2014 - Pitch! [Update]

7/16/2014 - You Do Not Love Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Nearly as Much as This Woman

7/16/2014 - Bullied Teen Commits Suicide After Masturbation Video Goes Viral

7/16/2014 - Instagram Apologizes for Deleting Plus-Size Woman's Account

7/16/2014 - Hollywood's Having a Bad Summer Because They Only Cater to Young Dudes

7/16/2014 - First Woman to Complete the American Ninja Warrior Course Is So Badass

7/16/2014 - you know what sucks

7/16/2014 - Filed to "No Duh"

7/16/2014 - Kid Turns the Tables and Rescues an Adult Trapped in a Hot Car

7/16/2014 - Hillary Clinton Admits to Liking Oval Offices on The Daily Show

7/16/2014 - For Mark: Alex McCord Onion Chpper

7/16/2014 - Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Rainbow in New Video

7/16/2014 - The 1990s Were Unkind To Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

7/16/2014 - Alex McCord Is Doing Great!

7/15/2014 - Here is Joe Manganiello Teaching Conan O'Brien Some Stripper Moves

7/15/2014 - You Need to Caption This Photo of Zach Braff and Kate Hudson

7/15/2014 - Cat Facial Recognition Food Dish Will Make Your Cat Stop Being a Jerk

7/15/2014 - It's lonely in here at night :( :( :(

7/15/2014 - R. Kelly's Son Jay Has One Kickass Mom, Media Still Sucks

7/15/2014 - Burn Everything: Amazon Is Selling Sex Toys For Dogs

7/15/2014 - Sandra Bullock Found Alleged Stalker Standing Outside Her Bedroom Door

7/15/2014 - Jill Abramson on Helping Women, Dealing With Sexism and Getting Fired

7/15/2014 - Today Is the Day Taylor Swift Had a Startling Revelation

7/15/2014 - Curious Piglet and Sleepy Pit Bull Are Adorable BFFs

7/15/2014 - Senate Considers Bill Prohibiting Harmful Abortion Restrictions

7/15/2014 - Paris Hilton Trolls Us With Honesty

7/15/2014 - The Most Poignant Photo of Michelle Obama You've Ever Seen

7/15/2014 - Why Are These Lady Scientist Lego Figurines So... Shapely?

7/15/2014 - Fox Sports Swaps Vet Pam Oliver for Erin Andrews, Reeks of Ageism

7/15/2014 - gimme back my beer, that's MY beer

7/15/2014 - Customer Bites Taco Bell Employee, Employee Shoots Him With BB Gun

7/15/2014 - Remember When Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum Were Married?

7/15/2014 - Terry Richardson and Dov Charney Host America's Next Sick Fuck!

7/15/2014 - Duckfaces and Death to Arabs: Israeli Teens Call for Ethnic Cleansing

7/15/2014 - Lady Thor Is Not Enough: I'm Still Gonna Need That Black Widow Movie

7/15/2014 - Mom Arrested for Letting Her 9-Year-Old Kid Play Outside Alone

7/15/2014 - Zoe Saldana: Movies Need to Tell Stories About Women

7/15/2014 - New York City's Sexy Fireman Calendar Features Its First Woman

7/15/2014 - "I miss us"

7/15/2014 - Every Wedding You Will Ever Attend: A Field Guide

7/15/2014 - Famous Vegan Admits She's Suffering From an Eating Disorder

7/15/2014 - Man Who Coined the Term 'Manic Pixie Dream Girl' Apologizes

7/15/2014 - How Many of My Perceived Unpopular Opinions Are Actually Popular?

7/15/2014 - My New Flag

7/15/2014 - Old Spice Wants Ladies to Fall in Love With a Weird, Broken Robot

7/15/2014 - 35 Disney Employees Busted for Child Sex Offenses in the Last 10 Years

7/15/2014 - I Don't Have TB!

7/15/2014 - Teen Teams Up With Mom to Fight Ridiculous Abstinence-Only Education

7/15/2014 - [name] naked

7/15/2014 - Rihanna Deletes Tweet in Support of Palestine

7/15/2014 - VERY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS

7/15/2014 - Whitney Houston Biopic Casts Bobby Brown Actor And It's ... Something

7/15/2014 - My mom just sent me an email with the subject line

7/15/2014 - Letting a Child Pick Her Sippy Cup Color Will Not Destroy Society

7/15/2014 - I am upset this blog wasn't called 'Tweet Mark Ruffalo.'

7/15/2014 - Kate Bosworth Launches New App Trying to Be the 'Shazam of Fashion'

7/15/2014 - I'm Here

7/15/2014 - Former Marine Charged With Murdering Woman Who Wouldn't Date Him

7/15/2014 - Kate McKinnon Lays Prostrate Before the Altar of Cat Worship

7/15/2014 - Cards Against Humanity Creator Faces Sexual Assault Accusations

7/15/2014 - W Magazine's 'Normcore' Story Involved $356K Worth of Designer Clothes

7/15/2014 - Harper Lee: I Won't 'Cooperate' With Any Book for the Rest of My Life

7/15/2014 - Delaware Couple Has Sex on Roof of Chipotle, AKA Worst Place Possible

7/15/2014 - Bystanders Break Windows to Free Kids Trapped Inside Hot Car

7/15/2014 - Reports: Lisa Rinna to Join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

7/15/2014 - Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway Do Drag in New Jenny Lewis Video

7/15/2014 - Jurassic Park Actor and LA Acting Coach Arrested for Sexual Assault

7/15/2014 - Your Beloved Personality Quizzes Are Generally Full of Crap

7/15/2014 - Absolute Worst Asshole Ever Trolls Cemetery Dressed as a Clown

7/15/2014 - Sharon Stone: 'My Ass Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie'

7/14/2014 - Dick Vitale is Live Tweeting a Lionel Richie Concert and It Is Amazing

7/14/2014 - Blake Lively's Lifestyle Website Will Be Called 'Preserve'

7/14/2014 - The Crappy Things Men Say to Women On YouTube

7/14/2014 - Gay Food Worker Gets Fist Bump From President Obama

7/14/2014 - Every Celebrity Ever Is in Weird Al's New Pharrell Parody 'Tacky'

7/14/2014 - Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare

7/14/2014 - This Rainbow Loom Dress Can Be Yours for a Mere $290,000

7/14/2014 - Elizabeth Berkely Is Concerned About 'Ballooning,' 'Bursting' Mothers

7/14/2014 - Justice Dept. Urges SCOTUS to Rule Gay Marriage Bans Unconstitutional

7/14/2014 - Dude Builds a Better Cooler, Possibly Reinventing Summer Itself

7/14/2014 - First Woman Arrested Under Law Criminalizing Drug Use During Pregnancy

7/14/2014 - Year of the Clean Person: This July, Deal With Your Shoes

7/14/2014 - Ann Curry Being Considered For The View

7/14/2014 - It Gets Weird Between KStew and Juliette Binoche in Their New Movie

7/14/2014 - Protesters Want 'World's Saddest Polar Bear' Moved From Argentina Zoo

7/14/2014 - Woman Spends $30K to Look Like Kim Kardashian, Is Now in Extreme Debt

7/14/2014 - Where AIDS Comes From, According to a Very Misinformed Republican

7/14/2014 - National Treasure Dolly Parton Releasing A Dance Album For The Gays

7/14/2014 - The Polar Vortex Is Coming Back Next Week

7/14/2014 - Is There A College That Isn't Absolutely Terrible At Addressing Rape?

7/14/2014 - FYI, ANTM Winner Whitney Thompson Runs a Restaurant Now

7/14/2014 - Female CEOs Are Good For Business

7/14/2014 - Hosts of The View Botch Interview with Girl Whose Rape Went Viral

7/14/2014 - Pope Francis Might've Said That '2 Percent' of Priests Are Pedophiles

7/14/2014 - Where Did the Dude in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?

7/14/2014 - Conor Oberst's Accuser Officially Recants Rape Story, Apologizes

7/14/2014 - Katherine Heigl Doesn't Think She's Difficult to Work With

7/14/2014 - 'Trophy Scarves': Race, Gender, and the Woman-as-Prop Trope (NSFW)

7/14/2014 - Women Are Turning to Internet Forums for Free Donor Sperm

7/14/2014 - Archie of Archie Comics to Die by Taking Bullet for Gay Friend

7/14/2014 - Watch Lupita Nyong'o Overcome Her Fear of Snakes for That Vogue Spread

7/14/2014 - Kate Moss's Younger Sister Puts on Her Calvin Klein Jeans

7/14/2014 - Boston Bombing Survivor Kicked Out of TJ Maxx Over Service Dog

7/14/2014 - Bethenny Frankel Wears Her 4-Year-Old's Clothes, Folks Freak Out

7/14/2014 - Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got What They Deserved

7/14/2014 - Malala Yousafzai Vows To Work for Freedom of Kidnapped Nigerian Girls

7/14/2014 - The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Beautiful, Hilarious Shitshow

7/14/2014 - NBC Exec on the Word 'Abortion': We Don't Have an 'Iron-Clad Policy'

7/14/2014 - Watch John Oliver Read Filthy, Raunchy Presidential Love Letters

7/14/2014 - Your World Cup Boyfriend Tim Howard Smolders on the Cover of AdWeek

7/14/2014 - Chrissy Teigen Was Fired from a Forever 21 Shoot for Being 'Too Fat'

7/13/2014 - Here Is a Rock Cover of *NSYNC's 'Bye Bye Bye'

7/13/2014 - Judge: Incest, Pedophilia More Acceptable, Just Like Being Gay

7/13/2014 - Teaser for New Season of American Horror Story Is Creepy Of Course

7/13/2014 - Kid Tears Apart Fox's Stupid Gender-Neutral Bathroom Fears on Live TV

7/13/2014 - This Photo of Angela Merkel at the World Cup Final Needs a Caption

7/13/2014 - McDonald's is Hosting Wedding Receptions in Hong Kong

7/13/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: The Weirdest Undersea "Concert"

7/13/2014 - Jared Leto Instagrams Himself Hugging A Tree, Internet Responds

7/13/2014 - Fox News Will Have You Know There Are, In Fact, 12 Non-Blondes On Air [Updated]

7/13/2014 - Cow Whisperer Assembles Herd of Cows Probably for World Domination

7/13/2014 - The Director Behind the "First Kiss" Video Is Back with "Undress Me"

7/13/2014 - Bizarre 1992 Pro-Life Ad Lets NFL Players Tell You Why Abortion Is Bad

7/13/2014 - No, You Do Not Need to Have a 'Shadow Wedding'

7/13/2014 - Two NY McDonald's Employees Suing Due to Their Racist, Gropey Manager

7/13/2014 - Student Keeps Contacts in for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball

7/13/2014 - Indian 13-Year-Old Raped as Retribution For Her Brother's Crime

7/13/2014 - This Kid Dances To "Bad Romance" Better Than Lady Gaga Herself

7/13/2014 - Yep, Susan Sarandon is "Down with Cannabis"

7/12/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs To Richard Simmons

7/12/2014 - Mother Says She Was Booted From Concert for Breastfeeding 4-Month-Old

7/12/2014 - Virginia Man Claims Kingdom So His Daughter Can Be a Real Princess

7/12/2014 - Dude Loses Fingertips on Pirates of the Caribbean Ride at Disney World

7/12/2014 - Your Butt Is a Hero: Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Cure Cancer

7/12/2014 - Let’s Just Nip This In The Bud: #FeminismAgainstJews Is a 4chan Hoax

7/12/2014 - NY Restaurant Figures Out Surprising Reason for Customer Complaints

7/12/2014 - The Best Fast Food Burger Is at a Chain You've Probably Never Heard Of

7/12/2014 - Playboy Set to Release an Issue Shot Entirely by Terry Richardson

7/12/2014 - Watch Boyz II Men Croon A Silly Ballad for Fast Food

7/12/2014 - People Tend to Find Thin Women More Attractive Because the Internet

7/12/2014 - Kim Kardashian to Pregnant Women: "Never Leave the House"

7/11/2014 - Harry Potter Actor Found Dead from Heatstroke in Death Valley

7/11/2014 - There's Nothing Cuter Than Baby Animals Yawning

7/11/2014 - Billy Eichner Finds One More Reason to Praise The Golden Girls

7/11/2014 - Some Fool Paid $255 For the Last Crumbs Cupcake

7/11/2014 - What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

7/11/2014 - How Does Your 4th of July Weekend Diet Compare to Lo Bosworth's?

7/11/2014 - Exercise is All in Your Mind, And Your Mind Can Ruin Your Workout

7/11/2014 - Did You Know Giant Fearsome Cougars Make Adorable Baby Kitten Noises!?

7/11/2014 - Roller Coasters & Giant Elephants: The Most Bonkers Theme Park Ever

7/11/2014 - Campaign Wants You to Take a Summer Detox From Facebook

7/11/2014 - American Apparel Rehires Dov Charney as 'Strategic Consultant'

7/11/2014 - Horrifying New Details On the 'Viral' Rape of 16-Year-Old Jada

7/11/2014 - Rich People Love Target as Much as You Do

7/11/2014 - Texas Killer Broke Down Door, Tied Up and Shot Entire Family

7/11/2014 - The Church of England Might Finally Allow Women as Bishops

7/11/2014 - Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Pix of Mariah Carey Before Photoshop

7/11/2014 - Clichéd Yet Moving John Legend Video Stars Laverne Cox and Tig Notaro

7/11/2014 - Colin Farrell, Taylor Kitsch Eyed for True Detective Season 2

7/11/2014 - Karl Lagerfeld's Cat Has Her Own Makeup Capsule Collection Now

7/11/2014 - Your Worst Roommate Ever

7/11/2014 - Angelina Jolie Sues the Daily Mail Over Heroin Video

7/11/2014 - New Swimsuits Are Cesspools of Gross Germs

7/11/2014 - National Gay Blood Drive Fights Absurd Ban on Gay Male Blood Donors

7/11/2014 - The Destruction Of Your Childhood Has Been Nominated For 4 Emmys

7/11/2014 - Watch Brian Williams Make a Deadpan Joke About Horny Politicians

7/11/2014 - Katy Perry's New Perfume Ad Is a Socio-Political Nightmare

7/11/2014 - Nia Long Is the First Non-Elizabeth Taylor Face of White Diamonds

7/11/2014 - Get Ready for Old Age: You'll Feel Really Hot

7/11/2014 - Beyoncé and Jay Z's On The Run Tour Is Coming to Your Television

7/11/2014 - Hot Belgian World Cup Fan Has Already Lost Her L'Oreal Contract

7/11/2014 - Megyn Kelly Finds Nancy Pelosi Guilty of Sexism for Critiquing SCOTUS

7/11/2014 - Study: Women See Women in Red as a Sexual Menace

7/11/2014 - George Clooney Rejects Daily Mail's Apology, Deems It 'The Worst'

7/11/2014 - The TSA's Instagram Feed Is Hilarious and Informative

7/11/2014 - Kim Kardashian's iPhone Game On Track to Make $200 MILLION This Year

7/10/2014 - Florida Cat 'Freaks Out,' Traps Family in Bedroom Until Police Arrive

7/10/2014 - Benedict Cumberbatch is Coming to Comic-Con On a Cloud of Your Dreams

7/10/2014 - Laverne Cox is the First Transgender Nominee for an Emmy

7/10/2014 - Singer Behind '29 Celebrity Voices' Hoax Explains Why He Did It

7/10/2014 - Red Lobster Comps Widow's Check on Anniversary

7/10/2014 - Naked Woman Running The Streets Was 'Tripping Balls' According to Cops

7/10/2014 - Ryan Gosling Might Stop Making Movies Now that He's Making Babies

7/10/2014 - Facebook Shuts Down Page Calling for Lion-Hunting Cheerleader's Murder

7/10/2014 - J.Lo Is Just Hangin' With Her Girl FLOTUS

7/10/2014 - These Deceptive Insult Cards Are the Best Thing You Will See Today

7/10/2014 - Coming Soon: BrusselKale, the Food of the Future

7/10/2014 - Surprise: GOP Candidate Preaches Abstinence, Teen Daughter Is Pregnant

7/10/2014 - ZOMBIE CUPCAKES: Crumbs Is Maybe Not Dead Yet

7/10/2014 - Don't Freak Out: This Is Not a Tarantula (But It Is AMAZING)

7/10/2014 - HIV Virus Returns to 'Cured' Baby

7/10/2014 - 1-800-FLOWERS Teams Up with Robin Thicke for Worst Promotion Ever

7/10/2014 - Unbroken: Angelina Jolie's New Film Looks Beautiful, Inspirational

7/10/2014 - Democrats Introduce Bill to Reverse the Horrible Hobby Lobby Ruling

7/10/2014 - Eileen Ford, Founder of Ford Models, Dies at 92

7/10/2014 - Reese Witherspoon's Roughing It in the First Trailer for Wild

7/10/2014 - BREAKING: Esquire Declares 42-Year-Old Women Now Fuckable

7/10/2014 - Vaporizers Are Mainstream Enough for NYT Style Section

7/10/2014 - Japanese 'Zoo Jeans' Are Ripped and Distressed by Actual Lions

7/10/2014 - Halle Berry's New Show Extant Is an Infinite Mystery or Something

7/10/2014 - Here Is a Psychologist Who Will Help You Deal With 'Mom Shaming'

7/10/2014 - Elie Saab Couture: For the Decadent Fairy Queen in You

7/10/2014 - American Apparel Co-Chairman Allan Mayer Really Misses Dov Charney

7/10/2014 - Interrupted Sleep Might As Well Be Barely Any Sleep at All

7/10/2014 - White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues

7/10/2014 - Will Alexander Wang for H&M Be Athletic Equipment?

7/10/2014 - Universal Snaps Up Comedy About Women in the Workplace

7/10/2014 - 16-Year-Old's Rape Goes Viral Because Human Beings Are Terrible

7/10/2014 - Toddler and WWII Vet Are Best Friends, Will Melt Your Heart Into Goo

7/10/2014 - Watch Whoopi Goldberg Rant About The View Hosting Rumors

7/10/2014 - #HuskyTwitter Is Being Ruined By Rick Ross

7/10/2014 - J. Crew Introduces Size 000; Everyone Immediately Flips

7/10/2014 - More of the Dumbest Reviews on Yelp

7/10/2014 - Christian Bale is Badass Moses in the Exodus Trailer

7/10/2014 - Belgian Fan Goes to World Cup Match, Lands L'Oréal Modeling Contract

7/10/2014 - Emmy Nominations: Good News, True Detective; Bad News, Orphan Black

7/10/2014 - Twerking Florida Teacher Suspended From Job For Drinking, Lap Dancing

7/10/2014 - Report: Supermodel Cara Delevingne Hires Nanny for Pet Rabbit

7/9/2014 - Man Finds Terrifying Venomous Snake Sticking Out of Toilet

7/9/2014 - Four Children and Two Adults Shot and Killed in Texas

7/9/2014 - Artist Depicts Disney Princesses as Victims of Violent Domestic Abuse

7/9/2014 - Demi Lovato Releases New Video Supporting Marriage Equality

7/9/2014 - 'The Mockingjay Lives' in an Eerie New Teaser for Hunger Games Sequel

7/9/2014 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining The View

7/9/2014 - Surprise: Not Sitting On Your Ass All Day Is Good for You

7/9/2014 - Someone Told Busy Philipps' Daughter Life Was Gonna Be This Way

7/9/2014 - New Plus-Size Store Provides Pre-Recorded Fitting-Room Flattery

7/9/2014 - Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'

7/9/2014 - Tiny Hedgehog Has Tiny Birthday With Tiny Party, Tiny Cake

7/9/2014 - Barbie's LinkedIn Page Highlights Real-Life Female Entrepreneurs

7/9/2014 - Valentino Couture: for the Fairytale Warrior Priestess in You

7/9/2014 - Prosecutors Request Dick Pics From Teen Accused of Sexting

7/9/2014 - Guy Who Wrote Book on How Not to Get Gored by Bulls Gets Gored by Bull

7/9/2014 - Muggles Are Waiting 5 Hours for a Harry Potter Ride to Nowhere

7/9/2014 - McDonald's Customer Goes on Videotaped Improvised Weapon Rampage

7/9/2014 - Yikes: Clothing Company Pairs Black Child's Face with Monkey Body [UPDATE]

7/9/2014 - John Mayer Was Approached About Doing a Princess Bride Musical (????)

7/9/2014 - Bongo's New Ads: Vanessa Hudgens Without Photoshop

7/9/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic

7/9/2014 - Elsa Goes to Prison in Frozen Is the New Black

7/9/2014 - No One Reads These Summer Bestsellers All the Way Through

7/9/2014 - 'Married at First Sight' Is as Insane as It Sounds

7/9/2014 - Neutrogena to Men: Don't Use the Same Soap on Your Face and Sex Bits

7/9/2014 - One Hundred Years of the Fridge

7/9/2014 - American Teens Know Jack Shit About Money

7/9/2014 - Keith Ablow: LGBT Rights Will Lead to 'Three Humans and a Dog Marriage'

7/9/2014 - Listen to Britney Spears Without Autotune

7/9/2014 - How To Be Alone With Your Own Thoughts

7/9/2014 - Hillary and Bill Clinton Inspire Not One But Two Staged Musicals

7/9/2014 - Woman Allegedly Slept Next to Mother's Corpse for Years

7/9/2014 - Hot Yoga Is Just Hot, It Won't Help You Lose More Weight

7/9/2014 - Taylor Swift's Wardrobe Approaches Betty Draper Levels of Retro

7/9/2014 - Idea: Paint Your Butt Hole to Look Like a Flower

7/9/2014 - Woman Who Can Literally FLIP Her Butt Implants Goes On Botched

7/9/2014 - Report: Eva Mendes Is Pregnant by Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling

7/9/2014 - Halle Berry and Jimmy Fallon Show You How They Roll. Literally.

7/9/2014 - Florida Woman Leaves Dog to Die As She Shops At Walmart for 13 Hours

7/9/2014 - George Clooney Slams the Daily Mail For Printing Untrue Garbage

7/8/2014 - Gay Rights Orgs Won't Support Equality Bill With Religious Exemptions

7/8/2014 - Stop Crying About the World Cup! This Ice Cream Is Melting!

7/8/2014 - Nicole Richie Once Got a Spanking From Britney Spears

7/8/2014 - Bartender Returns $200 She Stole From Bar Owners 15 Years Ago

7/8/2014 - Pamela Anderson Files for Divorce from Rick Salomon...Again

7/8/2014 - Kim Kardashian Knows All About Being a Working Mom

7/8/2014 - Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used By Killer

7/8/2014 - Jesse Tyler Ferguson Addresses the Downside to Peeing Whilst Standing

7/8/2014 - Evangelicals' Opposition to Gay Marriage Is Showing Some Cracks

7/8/2014 - This Photo of Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson Needs a Caption

7/8/2014 - On Knowing What Your Therapist Really Thinks About You

7/8/2014 - Did Alia Shawkat COMMIT MURDER? Only the Cards Can Tell!

7/8/2014 - John Cleese Will Play a Villain in a New Baywatch Movie

7/8/2014 - Texas Car Salesman Arrested for Taking Picture of Woman's Buttocks

7/8/2014 - New Vibrator Can Record Your Vagina Because Why Not?

7/8/2014 - Which Sitcom Stereotype Just Drives You Insane?

7/8/2014 - Zigazig-ha: The Spice Girls' 'Wannabe' Turns Eighteen Today

7/8/2014 - California Man Breaks Into House, Crawls Into Bed With 11-Year-Old

7/8/2014 - Fun Craft Idea: Pro-Choice Trolling in Hobby Lobby Aisles

7/8/2014 - Women Post Awful Tales of Workplace Harassment on Secret Sharing Site

7/8/2014 - Movie Theater Seats Will Soon Just Be Straight-Up Recliners

7/8/2014 - Tyra Banks Writes About The Future: Plastic Surgery For Everyone

7/8/2014 - I Re-Watched Forrest Gump So No One Else Ever Has To

7/8/2014 - No One Wants It: Robin Thicke's Paula Sells Only 530 copies in the UK

7/8/2014 - Etiquette Poll Reveals We're All Mannerless Monsters

7/8/2014 - Doomed T.G.I.Friday's Is Doing Endless Appetizers

7/8/2014 - Florida Woman to Cop: The Crack Foil Is Hurting My Vagina

7/8/2014 - Can You Believe How Edgy Miley Cyrus Is and Continues To Be

7/8/2014 - Rumor: Sherri Shepherd Backs Out of Surrogacy Agreement to Save Money

7/8/2014 - The Bachelorette Grapples with Death

7/8/2014 - Guess What? Dirt-Cheap Birth Control Means Fewer Teen Births

7/8/2014 - Chanel Couture, for the Bike Shorts-Wearing Marie Antoinette in You

7/8/2014 - The Absolute Most WTF Celebrity Hookups of All Time

7/8/2014 - Banks Won't Give Mortgages To Women On Maternity Leave

7/8/2014 - Insufferable Teen Vine Star Blames AIDS on 'Fags'

7/8/2014 - Male Nurse Sentenced to Two Years In Jail For Raping Woman's Corpse

7/8/2014 - Wee Prince George Lands His First Vanity Fair Cover

7/8/2014 - Ding, Dong, Cupcakes Are Dead: Crumbs Has Closed Its Doors

7/8/2014 - Neil Young, Crosby, Stills and Nash Do Iggy's 'Fancy,' Are the Realest

7/8/2014 - J.K. Rowling Has Written About Harry, Ron and Hermione as Adults

7/8/2014 - Tom Hanks in a Yarmulke Dancing to 'This Is How We Do It' Is Awesome

7/7/2014 - Alabama Newspaper Makes Horrible Joke in Headline About Rape

7/7/2014 - Cats To Get Hip-Hop Makeover Featuring Rapping Cats

7/7/2014 - Netflix Will Pay You Real Legal Tender to Watch Netflix All Day

7/7/2014 - Aramark is Serving Maggots to Prisoners in Multiple States

7/7/2014 - Creator of Clarence Fired After Sexual Assault Allegations Surface

7/7/2014 - Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple

7/7/2014 - Here Is a Photo of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron in Need of a Caption

7/7/2014 - Let's All Eat Glitter and Join Kesha's Kat Kult

7/7/2014 - Soccer is Apparently Part of Gay Agenda Because of Colored Shoes

7/7/2014 - Carly Rae Jepsen Would Not Spend $25,000 on a Purse, Is Not Broke

7/7/2014 - Drama: Mom Posts Coppertone Ad-Style Pic of Daughter on Facebook (Updated)

7/7/2014 - Politician Who Had An Abortion Doesn't Regret It, World Keeps Spinning

7/7/2014 - Summer Grinches File Thousands of Complaints Against Ice Cream Trucks

7/7/2014 - 12-Year-Old Girl Studies Lionfish, Makes Scientific Breakthrough

7/7/2014 - Many Teen Girls Secretly Empathize with Slender Man Stabbers

7/7/2014 - Female Marines Face Questions of Strength, Combat Readiness

7/7/2014 - Dior Couture: For the Space-Traveling 18th Century Monarch in You

7/7/2014 - Taylor Swift Pens Wall Street Journal Article Re: The Future of Music

7/7/2014 - This Lady Killer's Charisma Will Burn Right Through Your Screen

7/7/2014 - That Clothing Donation Bin Down the Block May Not Be What It Seems

7/7/2014 - 45 Percent of Colleges Report Zero Rapes on Campus, Which is Bullshit

7/7/2014 - Guess Where America's Most Sanctimonious People Live

7/7/2014 - Man Chases, Assaults Cabbie for Trying to Buy His Girlfriend's Cats

7/7/2014 - World Cup Soccer Stats Erase The Sport's Most Dominant Players: Women

7/7/2014 - Here's Your First Behind-the-Scenes Look at Pitch Perfect 2

7/7/2014 - Pope Francis 'Begs Forgiveness' From Catholic Sex Abuse Victims

7/7/2014 - The 19 Worst 'Business Teamwork' Stock Photos

7/7/2014 - Sick Futuristic Contraception Will Be Remotely Controlled via Wireless

7/7/2014 - New Gone Girl Trailer: Even More 'Ben Affleck Is Confused' Face

7/7/2014 - Man at County Fair Was Allegedly Recruiting Teens To Be Porn Stars

7/7/2014 - Katy Perry, Almost 30, Feels Like a 13-Year-Old Girl

7/7/2014 - Versace Couture: For the Debutante-Slash-Dominatrix in You

7/7/2014 - Watch Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy Pretend They Weren't Fired

7/7/2014 - The 16 American Cities Where Women Make More Money Than Men

7/7/2014 - Sarah Palin Thinks She'd Be Perfect For The View

7/7/2014 - Sexual Harassment Santa and Other Skeevy Restaurant Stories

7/7/2014 - Your New Favorite Hobby Is 'Wedding Watching'

7/7/2014 - The Hottest Trend Among Teens Is 'Vamping', AKA Staying up Late

7/7/2014 - Korean Makeup Company Hopes Customers 'Wanna be White'

7/7/2014 - Russian Couple Caught Having Sex in Public on Historic Fountain

7/7/2014 - Woman Claims Dead Grandmother Tried to Contact Her Through Selfie

7/7/2014 - Behold: Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Tenderly Kissing on a Boat

7/6/2014 - Man Accused of Killing Cousin During 'Sex Game Gone Wrong' Cleared

7/6/2014 - Australian Study Concludes Kids of Gay Parents Are Better Off

7/6/2014 - There's Now a Map of How Much Each Country Spends on Food

7/6/2014 - More Than 60 Women and Girls Escape Boko Haram in Nigeria

7/6/2014 - Lower-Income New Yorkers Given Thousands of Lbs of Haute Cuisine Foods

7/6/2014 - A Very Brave Woman Is Eating Nothing but Dog and Cat Food for 30 Days

7/6/2014 - Sheep Block Road to Take Nap and Cause Adorable Traffic Jam

7/6/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: A Reading of Some Of James Franco's Poetry

7/6/2014 - Taylor Swift's "Family Portrait" Has More Celebs Than I Can Count

7/6/2014 - Adorable 100-Year-Old Wishes He Maybe Banged More Friends' Wives

7/6/2014 - Little Girl's To-Do List is Some Real Terrifying Shit

7/6/2014 - Washington Will Probably Run Out of Weed This Week

7/6/2014 - Relatives of Farzana Parveen Indicted on Murder, Torture Charges

7/6/2014 - These Kittens Are Perfectly Content Being Stuck in a Boot

7/6/2014 - Check Out These Eerie New Gone Girl Evidence Bag Posters

7/6/2014 - Brace Yourself: Game of Thrones Wine is Coming

7/6/2014 - How to Feel About Your Significant Other's Celebrity Crushes

7/6/2014 - Bumbling Beach Thieves Caught Stealing Canopy, Proceed to Assail Owner

7/6/2014 - Anti-Racism Piece Ironically Dubs Obama "The N*gger In the White House"

7/6/2014 - Children of Same-Sex Partnerships "Healthier and Happier," Study Finds

7/6/2014 - Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Wed In Lavish Santa Barbara Wedding

7/5/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Edie Falco

7/5/2014 - NBC to Air Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Special

7/5/2014 - Horrific: Cell Phone Video Shows California Cop Beating Woman

7/5/2014 - Joan Rivers Walks Out On CNN Interview, Claims She’s Not Mean

7/5/2014 - Watch the Trailer for the George Takei Documentary To Be Takei

7/5/2014 - Epic Garden Obstacle Course is Basically Ninja Warrior for Squirrels

7/5/2014 - Salmonella Outbreak Leads to Foster Farms Chicken Recall

7/5/2014 - UK Judge Thinks Man who Raped Sleeping Woman Isn't a "Classic Rapist"

7/5/2014 - American Apparel's Latest Fuck Up Stresses Danger of Hiring Milennials

7/5/2014 - Ohio Server Fired For Posting About Terrible Tippers on Facebook

7/5/2014 - Goat Simply Cannot Fathom Inflatable Chair

7/5/2014 - Resumes with LGBT Info Are Less Likely To Land a Job

7/5/2014 - Tennessee Is Now Drug Testing Welfare Applicants

7/5/2014 - Mya Squashes Rumors of Affair with Jay Z

7/4/2014 - Your July 4th Open Thread: Happy Sweet Sixteen Malia Obama!

7/4/2014 - An English Teacher Grades Some Choice PornHub Comments

7/4/2014 - Florida Woman Wants to Become 'Extreme' Human Barbie

7/4/2014 - Anonymous Steubenville Activist Is Accused of Rape

7/4/2014 - This Poor Hedgehog Just Wants to Play with His Pine Cone Friends

7/4/2014 - Joan Rivers Uses Trans Slur Against Michelle Obama (Video)

7/4/2014 - University Professor Gives Extra Credit to Women Who Don't Shave

7/4/2014 - SiriusXM Fires Oppressed Racist Anthony Cumia

7/4/2014 - Say Hello to the Restaurant Where All the Waitresses Are Heavily Armed

7/4/2014 - Thank God (Yes, THAT God) for the Women of the Supreme Court

7/4/2014 - Here Are Your Disney Princesses as OITNB Characters

7/4/2014 - Beyoncé and Jay Z Are Fine, Y'all

7/3/2014 - Anti-Gay Archbishop Investigated for Sexual Misconduct With Men

7/3/2014 - Demi Lovato Unfollows Selena Gomez on Twitter, MAYBE Called Her a Bitch

7/3/2014 - Chloe Sevigny Wishes You a Happy Independence Day

7/3/2014 - Sean Hayes Turned Back Time With the Help of Hillary Clinton and Cher

7/3/2014 - The Royals Are Either Mad or Not Mad at Pippa Middleton, Says Source

7/3/2014 - Only Pugs Can Make Independence Day Watchable (And Hella Cute)

7/3/2014 - The Hollywood Age Gap Is Laughable

7/3/2014 - Mayor Opens Investigation After Woman Wins Free Drink For Blowing 24 Men

7/3/2014 - Women Modeling Fur Coats on eBay

7/3/2014 - Clergy Pass Out Condoms at Hobby Lobby in Protest

7/3/2014 - Missouri Governor Vetoes Awful 72-Hour Abortion Waiting Period Bill

7/3/2014 - Adults Think Millennials Don't Know How to Love

7/3/2014 - Prosecutors: Justin Harris Sexted While Son Slowly Died in Hot Car

7/3/2014 - History Proves Wedding Were Always Meant to Steal Half Of Your Money

7/3/2014 - Dead Girlfriend's FB Messages From Beyond the Grave Will Terrify You

7/3/2014 - A Few Things of Note About This Dior Dress We Keep Seeing

7/3/2014 - Australian Woman's Racist Train Rant Goes Viral

7/3/2014 - So You Want to Get Into Romance Novels. Start Here!

7/3/2014 - Stone-Cold Cat Trashes Home and Terrorizes Elderly Couple

7/3/2014 - The Summer of Pop Songs Full of Dirty Laundry and Personal Shit

7/3/2014 - Florida Man Punches Girlfriend's Bunny After Fight Over Women's Rights

7/3/2014 - The Weirdest Way You've Been Hit On

7/3/2014 - Can Botox Cure Depression?

7/3/2014 - Opie & Anthony Host Has a Long History of Racism

7/3/2014 - Vaccines Cost an Absolute God-Almighty Fortune

7/3/2014 - 20th Century Fox Answers #HireTheseWomen By Launching Mentor Program

7/3/2014 - Katherine Heigl Thinks She Knows Exactly Why You Got Sick of Her

7/3/2014 - Beyoncé's 'On the Run' Tour Costumes, Starring Beyoncé's Thighs

7/3/2014 - Matt Lauer Gets Defensive: 'Having It All Is Not A Gender Issue'

7/3/2014 - The Designer High-Powered Women Love But You've Never Heard Of

7/3/2014 - SCOTUS Be Damned, Mass. Governor Hatches Abortion Clinic Security Bill

7/3/2014 - Christian Rappers Sue Katy Perry for Defiling Song With 'Black Magic'

7/3/2014 - Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A Creepy Old Man

7/3/2014 - Please Stop Touching All Those Adorable Baby Moose in Alaska

7/3/2014 - Paparazzi in the Hamptons Hunt Kardashians by Land and Sea

7/2/2014 - 'Pimp-Shaming' Website Names Alleged Pimps, Gives Out Personal Info

7/2/2014 - The World Really Would Be a Better Place If We All Were George Takei

7/2/2014 - Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery Leads to Devastating Results

7/2/2014 - Here Are Some Adorable Puppies Hiccuping Just For You

7/2/2014 - Lily Allen Clowns on Mean, Basement-Dwelling Bloggers in Her New Video

7/2/2014 - Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Hated Each Other on the Notebook Set

7/2/2014 - Adopted Dog Returned to Animal Shelter for Farting Too Much

7/2/2014 - Iggy Azalea Is Just Happy We're Talking About the 'Best Female Rapper'

7/2/2014 - The Most Inane Moments from Last Weekend's Men's Rights Conference

7/2/2014 - 'Bubbling' Is the New Teen Trend That Will Make You Gag

7/2/2014 - The Raiderettes Will Finally Be Paid Minimum Wage

7/2/2014 - Man's Name Is 63 Words Long, Starting with Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast

7/2/2014 - BREAKING: Chris Martin Has Stupid Thoughts On Vegetarianism

7/2/2014 - Robin Thicke's Paula Lyrics Are as Pathetic as a Soaking Wet Animal

7/2/2014 - Biting Your Nails Is Even More Disgusting Than You Thought

7/2/2014 - 'Rich Private School Kids' Snapchat Offers New Batch of Kids to Hate

7/2/2014 - Vibrator App Reviews Are a Desolate Swampland of Youthful Regret

7/2/2014 - Pepsi CEO Says Work Kept Her from Being There for Her Daughter

7/2/2014 - I Just Watched The Notebook and Am Here to Ruin It for All of You

7/2/2014 - There Are Now Fat Farms for Obese Dogs

7/2/2014 - The Fruit With the World's Most Racist Name

7/2/2014 - So Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Are Friends...

7/2/2014 - Real-Life Winnie the Pooh Bear Cub Gets Head Stuck in Jar

7/2/2014 - This Week In Tabloids: The Hideously Cruel 'Worst Beach Bodies' Issue

7/2/2014 - Nicki Minaj Clarifies Her Iggy Azalea Shade by Kinda Shading Her Again

7/2/2014 - Hysterical Man Cannot Understand Why Women Are Angry About Hobby Lobby

7/2/2014 - Watch the Horrible Bosses 2 Trailer, Now Featuring More Charlie Day

7/2/2014 - Working At Goldman Sachs Is a Sexist Nightmare, Lawsuit Alleges

7/2/2014 - Perfection: a Bunch of Goats Screaming Along to the Jurassic Park Song

7/2/2014 - They Finally Made That Single Serve Beer Machine You've Always Wanted

7/2/2014 - Tim Howard Is an Impenetrable Force of Bearded Hotness

7/2/2014 - Tearing Down the Whorearchy From the Inside

7/2/2014 - Cameron Diaz Patiently Explains Her Child-Free Status

7/2/2014 - Man Unsatisfied With His 10 Inch Penis So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]

7/2/2014 - App That Lets You Rate Your Coworkers Sounds Like the Worst Idea Ever

7/2/2014 - Bet On Your Baby Is a Real TV Show and It's Insane

7/2/2014 - Beyoncé Out-Earns Jay Z by Almost Double

7/2/2014 - Look at All These Ridiculous American Wedding Dresses

7/2/2014 - Woman Breastfeeding at Starbucks Finds Ally in Teen Barista

7/2/2014 - Robin Thicke Releases Yet Another Get-Paula-Back Video

7/2/2014 - Woman Living With Crohn's and Colostomy Bag Pursues Modeling Career

7/2/2014 - Jon Snow Knows Nothing About Jimmy Choo Shoes

7/2/2014 - Beyoncé Changes Lyrics On Stage, Sparks Rumor Jay Z Cheated With Mya

7/1/2014 - Watch a Human Jukebox Perform a Song in 29 Different Celebrity Voices

7/1/2014 - Woman Posts Ad for Herself As 'Professional Bridesmaid' On Craigslist

7/1/2014 - New 'Proud' Whopper is Like All Other Whoppers, That's the Point

7/1/2014 - Here Are Your World Cup Highlights As Portrayed by Cats

7/1/2014 - Leadership Convention for Texas Teen Boys Takes Gross, Sexist Turn

7/1/2014 - Scott Disick's Absurd List of 'Summer Essentials' Costs Over $450k

7/1/2014 - Twins Spend $240K to Look More Alike, Share Boyfriend Who Is Also Twin

7/1/2014 - Madeleine Albright Was Following Team USA's Kicklomatic Relations

7/1/2014 - Snoop Dogg Should Narrate 100% of Nature Television Programming

7/1/2014 - Always Ad About 'Like a Girl' Taunt Will Make You Cry Like One

7/1/2014 - Rapper Who Cut His Own Penis Off Wants to Get into Porn

7/1/2014 - Judge Knocks Down Gay Marriage Ban with a Perfectly Scornful Statement

7/1/2014 - 'Female Friendly' Dating App Tinder Exec Faces Sexual Harassment Suit

7/1/2014 - Fox News Identifies Important New Voting Demographic: 'Beyoncé Voters'

7/1/2014 - Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for Cheerios Now

7/1/2014 - Sweaty and Sweet: The World Cup's Most Tender Man-Hugs

7/1/2014 - Here's the Giant Dragon Dildo You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About

7/1/2014 - Louis Vuitton Sued for Racial Discrimination and Harassment

7/1/2014 - Here's What You Get at a Bachelor Party That Costs $10K Per Person

7/1/2014 - Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Reunite as Siblings in The Skeleton Twins

7/1/2014 - Live From Rikers: Cecily McMillan on the Horrific Conditions Inside

7/1/2014 - Now You Don't Even Need a Yearly Pelvic Exam (Maybe)

7/1/2014 - Childhood Vaccines Are Totally Safe, For the Millionth Time

7/1/2014 - Chimpanzees Can Develop Their Own Fashion Trends

7/1/2014 - Justin Bieber Needs Some Therapy ASAP

7/1/2014 - Here's Zac Efron Wiggling Just For You!

7/1/2014 - Every Team That Restricted Sex at the World Cup Has Been Eliminated

7/1/2014 - Why Mosquitos Love to Torment Some of Us More Than Others

7/1/2014 - Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App

7/1/2014 - Black Girl Student President Resigns After Hurting White Boy Feelings

7/1/2014 - Heads Up, Hobby Lobby: Birth Control Has Some Great Side Effects

7/1/2014 - Trapper Keeper Makes Triumphant Return as iPad Case

7/1/2014 - LeVar Burton Is Here and Ready to Answer All Your Questions!

7/1/2014 - President Obama Jokes That White House Pies Have Crack in Them

7/1/2014 - Morning News Anchor Blatantly Leers Over Reporter in a Bikini

7/1/2014 - Joe Manganiello and His Abs Named People's Hottest Bachelor

7/1/2014 - Even the Waffle House Is Hopping on The World Cup Bandwagon

7/1/2014 - Here Are the 82 Companies That Think Birth Control Is Murder

7/1/2014 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Hobby Lobby Dissent Gets Its Own Song

7/1/2014 - Cannibal Cop, Convicted of Plotting to Eat Woman, May be Home Soon

7/1/2014 - Fired Nanny Who Refuses to Leave Sets Conditions for Moving Out

7/1/2014 - Community Will Return for a Sixth Season, Thanks to Yahoo

7/1/2014 - Robin Thicke's #AskThicke Hashtag Goes Hilariously, Gloriously Wrong