12/31/2014 - New Year's Eve Social: What Are You Doing the Rest Of Your Life?

12/31/2014 - Beagle Very Upset Her Big Brother Won't Stay Up Until Midnight

12/31/2014 - Meet the Fashion Designer Who Only Uses Plus-Size Models In Her Photos

12/31/2014 - Shia LaBeouf Reflects On the New Year

12/31/2014 - Fuck This Entire Garbage Year, TBH

12/31/2014 - Men's Rights Activist Threatens to Murder Women Who Visit His Site

12/31/2014 - Britney Spears Will Buy You a Horse for Your Birthday

12/31/2014 - Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are 'Secretly Engaged'

12/31/2014 - You Think Play-Doh's Dil-Doh Was Bad? These Toys Are Much, Much Worse

12/31/2014 - Tell Us the Worst Thing You've Ever Done on New Year's

12/31/2014 - Noooo: Monarch Butterflies Might Land on the Endangered Species List

12/31/2014 - Everyone Hearts the Heart Emoji, Most Popular 'Word' of 2014

12/31/2014 - Edward Herrmann, Beloved Star Of Gilmore Girls, Has Died

12/31/2014 - ​Supercut of Movie Explosions Is Fulfillment of Michael Bay's Dreams

12/31/2014 - Bullfighter Karla De Los Angeles Gored Twice, Is Very Zen About It

12/31/2014 - The Clothes People Searched For This Year Sucked

12/31/2014 - Mariah Carey, Very Sreepy Baby, Misses Nail Appointment to Nap in Car

12/31/2014 - Liza Dye, A Bona Fide Survivor (And the Last Chill Comedian)

12/31/2014 - Here's Michelle Obama Jamming to Bruno Mars Covering Sting

12/31/2014 - Pussy Riot's Masha Alyokhina Arrested While Occupying Christmas Ball

12/31/2014 - Woman Says a Skin-Tight Party Dress Quite Literally Saved Her Life

12/31/2014 - Netflix Is Using a Fake New Year's Eve Countdown to Trick Kids

12/31/2014 - Interview: Dr. Rebecca Gomperts, Who Brought Women Abortions By Sea

12/31/2014 - Oh Hello There

12/31/2014 - Watch Amazing Women Honor Amazing Woman Lily Tomlin  

12/31/2014 - HIV-Positive People in China Hired to Harass Residents Out of Homes

12/31/2014 - John Mayer, Noted Homewrecker, 'Cracked' Giada De Laurentiis' Marriage

12/31/2014 - You're Never Too Young for a Cage Match 

12/31/2014 - Joan Collins Is Now Officially a Dame 

12/31/2014 - Dad Illustrates All the Bizarre, Wonderful Things His Daughter Says

12/31/2014 - Our Favorite Reads of 2014

12/30/2014 - Actress Abbie Cornish Working on Secret Rap Career, Will Tour with Nas

12/30/2014 - John Mayer Photoshopped the Fuck Out of This Instagram Selfie. Maybe.

12/30/2014 - Dude Cannot Get Over How Freaking Nice This Gas Station Bathroom Is

12/30/2014 - America Makes a Piss-Poor Showing on New Year's Eve

12/30/2014 - Toddler Shoots and Kills His Mother at Walmart  

12/30/2014 - ​Oh My God, It's a Fucking Cat Playing Ping Pong

12/30/2014 - Jeremy Renner and Wife Divorcing After 10 Months of Marriage

12/30/2014 - Ben Stiller Gets Shamed By a Tween

12/30/2014 - Watch Some Baby Bunnies Sleeping Under a Christmas Tree 

12/30/2014 - Meet the 70-Year-Old Man Addicted to Dressing Like a Creepy Sex Doll

12/30/2014 - Boston Officials Ask Die-In Protesters to Stop Traumatizing Kids, Plz

12/30/2014 - Is This the Most Depressing Way to Prep for Prison Ever?

12/30/2014 - Nicki Minaj Recalls Abortion, Talks Being Pro-Choice In Rolling Stone

12/30/2014 - Margaret Atwood Ruins a Marriage, Talks Memes, Politics in Reddit AMA

12/30/2014 - Sarah MacLean, the Romance Writer Who Will Surprise You Every Time

12/30/2014 - Black Man Filming Video for Ellen Gets Assaulted By NYPD

12/30/2014 - Jilted Woman Destroys Her Wedding Dress In Awesome Photoshoot

12/30/2014 - Harvard Law Revises Sexual Assault Policy to Settle Federal Charges

12/30/2014 - Cool Grandpa Builds Snowman From Frozen for Grandson

12/30/2014 - It Is Going to Be Impossible to Get an Uber Tomorrow 

12/30/2014 - The Annie Remake Was Not Nearly As Bad As You've Heard

12/30/2014 - America Is Still Obsessed With Zombies, Twitter Confirms

12/30/2014 - Why: Are Men Always So Much Hotter Than Women?

12/30/2014 - Woman Discovers Dead Body of Queens Man in Luxury Spa With Her Toe

12/30/2014 - The Cast of the Hunger Games Would Like to Remind You About Ebola

12/30/2014 - A Guide to Lindsay Lohan's New Mosquito-Transmitted Virus 

12/30/2014 - Comedy Queens: Here's Who Made Us Laugh in 2014

12/30/2014 - This Video Features All the Women Who've Accused Bill Cosby of Rape

12/30/2014 - 15 Arrested for Pumping Business Through Breast Milk Prostitution Ring

12/30/2014 - Parks & Rec Is Ending... But Paul Rudd's Bobby Newport Is Back! 

12/30/2014 - Luise Rainer, Oldest Living Oscar Winner, Dies at 104

12/30/2014 - Play-Doh Ruins Childhood With Dick-Shaped 'Extruder' Toy

12/30/2014 - The 100 Most Popular Jezebel Posts of 2014

12/30/2014 - California Health Officials Issue Alert After Porn Actor Contracts HIV

12/30/2014 - Kathy Griffin's Got Her Eyes on You in New Fashion Police Trailer

12/30/2014 - Latest Ebola Outbreak Caused By Bat Play, Horrifying Rain of Bats

12/30/2014 - Kendall Jenner Rocked A Bedazzled Niqab In Dubai

12/30/2014 - Trans Teen Dies by Suicide, Leaves Tumblr Note: 'There's No Way Out'

12/30/2014 - Black-ish Creator Calls Out Judd Apatow for 'Obsessive' Cosby Rants

12/30/2014 - Florida Woman Filed 28 Fake Child Abuse Reports to 'Create Havoc'

12/30/2014 - An Unquenchable Year: The Jezebel Thirsty 100

12/29/2014 - Here Is What We Googled in 2014, State by State

12/29/2014 - Meet a Cat Who Absolutely Loves Playing in the Snow

12/29/2014 - No Greater Horror Exists Than What This Man Pulls Out of His Face

12/29/2014 - Woman Reenacts Seven Generations of Her Mother's Family In Photos

12/29/2014 - Watch the Adorable Cast of Outlander Play 'This or That'

12/29/2014 - Indiana Jones Is an Even Better Action Hero When He's a Puppy

12/29/2014 - LOVE IS ALIVE: Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are Engaged

12/29/2014 - Could Estrogen Make Allergic Reactions Worse for Women?

12/29/2014 - Judd Apatow Really Hates Bill Cosby

12/29/2014 - Major Chinese Food Supplier's Product Was Inundated With Rat/Bird Shit

12/29/2014 - Drunk Birds Sing Drunkenly, Science Says

12/29/2014 - Jay From Serial Gives His First Interview 

12/29/2014 - Workout Like It's 1985: Jane Fonda's Fitness Vids Are Being Rereleased

12/29/2014 - Vacuum Magnate Now Owns More English Land Than the Queen

12/29/2014 - Ashlee Simpson to Officially Become a Ross

12/29/2014 - Obama Forces Couple to Relocate Their Wedding So He Can Golf

12/29/2014 - Uzo Aduba, the Woman Who Made You Love Crazy Eyes

12/29/2014 - Cheated Woman Gets Revenge In a Way Her Ex Will Never Ever Forget

12/29/2014 - Today: The Musical Is A Pinot-Fueled Train Wreck 

12/29/2014 - This Mom Protecting Her Adult Son From Seeing Boobs Is All Our Moms

12/29/2014 - Watch This Woman Make the Most Unholy Noises After Being Proposed to

12/29/2014 - The Promise in Elena Ferrante

12/29/2014 - NYT: Finally, Edibles 'For Affluent Customers With Good Palates' 

12/29/2014 - Lady Gaga's Shiseido Ads Will Be Comprised of 50 Selfies

12/29/2014 - Indian Factory Workers Strip-Searched Over Used Sanitary Napkin 

12/29/2014 - Here Is the Internet's Impression of an Iggy Azalea Freestyle

12/29/2014 - Selma Is the Film We Need Now

12/29/2014 - Bob McDonnell's Daughter Flips Mom The Bird in Letter to Judge 

12/29/2014 - Masturbating Burglar Steals Dog, Repeats, Gets Shot, Loses Dog

12/29/2014 - Here's Nicki Minaj Beating Someone With a Phone in High School

12/29/2014 - Kristen Doute, the Gloriously Unhinged Peter Pan of Vanderpump Rules

12/29/2014 - Men's Rights Group Demands Their Balls Be Allowed to Breathe on Buses

12/29/2014 - Plastic Surgery Clinic Staff In Trouble For Operating Room Party Pics

12/29/2014 - The Best Restaurant Stories of 2014

12/29/2014 - Best Contestant Ever Solves Wheel of Fortune Puzzle With One Letter

12/29/2014 - After Nearly Two Decades of Marriage, Chris Rock Files For Divorce 

12/29/2014 - New Year's Eve Is Awful and John Oliver Is Here to Help You Escape

12/29/2014 - Undercover Boss CEO Offers Implants, Fires Girl For Not Wearing Bikini

12/28/2014 - President of Argentina Adopts Boy to Stop Him from Becoming a Werewolf

12/28/2014 - Miley Cyrus and Arnold Schwarzenegger Hung Out in Idaho and Bonded

12/28/2014 - Man Tries to Use Starbucks Wifi to Download Child Porn, Gets Arrested

12/28/2014 - Grandmother's Reaction to Getting an "iPhone" Is Basically Perfect

12/28/2014 - Dog Fails at Sucking Up To Guy Who Is About to Tell On Her

12/28/2014 - ​A Final Sunday Night Sign-Off: What's Going On?

12/28/2014 - The Life and Times of Carl, the World’s Greatest Stock Photo Model

12/28/2014 - Teens All Over America Got into Mall Food Court Brawls This Weekend

12/28/2014 - Relive 2014's Most Embarrassing Moments With This News Blooper Reel

12/28/2014 - ​Goat Eating Peanut Butter Is the Most Mesmerizing Thing You'll See

12/28/2014 - ​Fox Host Suggests Metric System Is To Blame for AirAsia Disappearance

12/28/2014 - "Cool Guy" on Craigslist Offers Free Ride in Exchange for a Blow Job

12/28/2014 - Woman Found Guilty of Euthanizing Terminally Ill Neighbor’s Dog

12/28/2014 - Finding Mr. or Ms. Right Is Now a Luxury for the Rich

12/28/2014 - ​Check Out the Music Video for Maya Angelou's "Harlem Hopscotch"

12/28/2014 - Uber Updates Safety Regulations After Alleged Rape in India

12/28/2014 - Father of the Year Gives His Daughter a (Literally) Frozen Doll

12/28/2014 - Egyptian Court Reduces Sentences For Men in Gay Wedding Video

12/28/2014 - Taylor Swift Stands Up to Pretty Judgmental Fortune Cookie

12/27/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs To Donna Lewis

12/27/2014 - Grimes' Goofy Grinch Song Is Your New Favorite Post-Christmas Carol

12/27/2014 - How Did Those 2014 Trends Work Out For You? (Not Good. Trends Stupid)

12/27/2014 - ​Return Receipt for a Wii Console Shows Just How Cruel Parents Can Be

12/27/2014 - Jennifer Lawrence Rakes in the Cash As Hollywood's Top Grossing Actor

12/27/2014 - Facebook Is Sorry You Relived Painful Memories With “Year in Review” App

12/27/2014 - When An Orgasm Is Just Not Worth It

12/27/2014 - ​Watch This Baby Rhinoceros Adorably Galavant About With His Keepers

12/27/2014 - Vatican Releases Femen Activist Who Stole Baby Jesus While Topless

12/27/2014 - This Dude Hilariously Recreated Sia's "Chandelier" Music Video in Ikea

12/27/2014 - Sharleen Joynt, the Bachelor Contestant Who No One Could Hate-Watch

12/27/2014 - Saudi Women Who Defied Driving Ban To Be Tried in Antiterrorism Court

12/27/2014 - AP Poll: Americans Are Over 2014, Really Looking Forward to 2015

12/27/2014 - Ariana Grande Is "Repulsed" By Santa Claus

12/26/2014 - The 2014 Food Website of the Year: Someone Ate This

12/26/2014 - Cher Forgot to Wish You a Merry Christmas 

12/26/2014 - Greatest Man Alive Pitbull Drops New Video With Ne-Yo For Best NYE Jam

12/26/2014 - A Lot of Kids Will Try Booze For the First Time This Month

12/26/2014 - Dej Loaf Is Crispy as Hell in New Elle Shoot

12/26/2014 - Here's an Amazing Photo From the Christmas Day Philly Train Birth

12/26/2014 - Kat Dennings and Chad Michael Murray Made a Movie Together (???)

12/26/2014 - London Is the Best City for Taking Your Oligarch Ex to the Cleaners

12/26/2014 - Shade Court: Reviewing the Year In Shade 

12/26/2014 - Yes, There Are Bad Seasons of The Wire (Relatively Speaking)

12/26/2014 - How Women Survivors of The Indian Ocean Tsunami Organized for Equality

12/26/2014 - America Bought So Much Frozen Shit for Christmas, Including Duct Tape

12/26/2014 - Pharrell's New SpongeBob Song Will Be Inescapable

12/26/2014 - The Real Meaning Behind the Shitty Christmas Gifts You Didn't Ask For

12/26/2014 - Feds Seized $450K of Designer Fakes at JFK This Month

12/26/2014 - Chicago Is Giving Rats Birth Control

12/26/2014 - Kim Kardashian Is Lashing Out Because She Can't Get Pregnant

12/26/2014 - Things I Have Mistaken for the Babadook Since Watching The Babadook

12/26/2014 - Valentine's Day Is Already Starting 

12/26/2014 - The Online Dating Douchebag

12/26/2014 - Hero Teen Arrested for Insulting Turkey's Insult-Worthy President 

12/26/2014 - New Better Call Saul Trailer Declares 'You Will Atone'

12/26/2014 - Jennifer Lopez and Ryan Guzman Get Lusty on Close-Up Latina Cover

12/26/2014 - These Celebs Went Christmas Ham on Instagram This Year

12/26/2014 - Pregnant Brain-Dead Woman in Ireland Will Be Taken Off Life Support

12/26/2014 - Japanese Vagina Kayak Artist Indicted on Obscenity Charges

12/26/2014 - Rosie O'Donnell Lambastes Stephen Collins In an Epic Free-Verse Poem

12/26/2014 - The Trailer for With This Ring Is Every Single Woman's Nightmare

12/26/2014 - Have You Considered Feeding Your Christmas Tree to a Goat?

12/26/2014 - Neil Patrick Harris Gives the Gift of Himself in Oscars Promo

12/25/2014 - Christmas Day Social: The Night Belongs to Merna and Henrietta

12/25/2014 - And Now Here's a Cat Dressed as a Shark Riding Around On a Roomba

12/25/2014 - Smart Little Girl Wins Christmas With Hilarious Letter to Mom

12/25/2014 - This Response to Homophobic Bigots Is So On Point It Bleeds

12/25/2014 - Say Hello to Ella, Stella and the Strangest Christmas Song Cover Ever

12/25/2014 - Dear Fancy: The Fussy, Finicky Relatives; The Friends Who Won't RSVP

12/25/2014 - Patrick Stewart Looks Delighted To Be In This Light-Up Dancing Elf Hat

12/25/2014 - Awesome Spanish Grandmas Star in New Dolce & Gabbana Ad

12/25/2014 - Amy Adams on Today Cancellation: "I Was Prepared to Talk About Sony."

12/25/2014 - Here's a Cat Being a Dick for Absolutely No Reason

12/25/2014 - Obama Breaks All the Rules, Wears a Tiara With the Girl Scouts

12/25/2014 - Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian Are Officially Sworn Enemies

12/25/2014 - ​Engaged Couple Kicks it Up a Notch With Surprise Flash Mob Wedding

12/25/2014 - Clever Teen Finds the Best Way to Get Relatives to Shut Up on Christmas

12/25/2014 - Adorable Christmas Wish from Three-Year-Old: F*** You, Santa!

12/25/2014 - Avril Lavigne Isn't In Rehab, Amanda Bynes Has Stopped Taking Her Meds

12/24/2014 - Watch a Dog Dressed as Santa Riding a Roomba Just Because It's Christmas

12/24/2014 - Christmas Eve Social: Jan Terri's New Video Is the Best Worst Thing Ever

12/24/2014 - Here Is Exactly How FedEx Will Ruin Your Christmas

12/24/2014 - These Jingling Holiday Man Thongs Will Melt Your Eyes into Figgy Pudding

12/24/2014 - One-Eyed, Four-Toothed Cat with FIV Is the Internet's Newest Celeb

12/24/2014 - Paula Deen's Christmas Promo Looks Like a Total Shitshow

12/24/2014 - Bro Hospitalized For Slamming Too Much Eggnog. Yes, Really.

12/24/2014 - OWN's Light Girls Documentary Extends the Colorism Debate

12/24/2014 - Sorry, But No: Stick and Pokes Are Not a Cool New Trend

12/24/2014 - Here Are the Most Painful Ways to Learn That Santa Doesn't Exist

12/24/2014 - Kid About to Get a Baby Brother Can't Even Handle His Happiness 

12/24/2014 - The Obamas and Jolie-Pitts Combat Gender Stereotypes This Christmas

12/24/2014 - Christmas Couture: Santa's Reindeer, Reimagined as Runway Stars

12/24/2014 - Mathew Knowles Really Wants This Destiny's Child Biopic To Happen

12/24/2014 - How to Cancel Christmas When Your Kids Are Too Entitled

12/24/2014 - Who Was 2014's Most Overpaid Actor?

12/24/2014 - Retailers Are Having a Pretty 'Meh' Holiday Season

12/24/2014 - With All the Protests, Why Are Artists So Afraid of Protest Music?

12/24/2014 - Here Are Some Things You Can Watch Instead of The Interview

12/24/2014 - These Elf on the Shelf Scenes Are Absurd and Amazing

12/24/2014 - Jerry Seinfeld Confirms People Are Garbage on Tonight Show

12/24/2014 - The Ugly Christmas Sweater Is Dead

12/24/2014 - Dwayne Johnson Kinda Kills It in Holiday Karaoke Performance

12/24/2014 - I Rewatched Love Actually and Am Here to Ruin It for All of You

12/24/2014 - Australia Will Destroy a Nickleback CD Before it Does More Harm

12/24/2014 - Of Course Rihanna's Christmas Trih Shines Bright Like a Diamond

12/24/2014 - Everyone Is Watching Family-Themed Porn This Holiday Season

12/24/2014 - Wedding Party, Flower Girls Robbed of Everything at Joyous Photo Shoot

12/24/2014 - All Mariah Wants for Christmas Is for Nick Cannon to GTFO

12/24/2014 - Dog Rescued from Certain Death in Trash Is True Holiday Miracle

12/24/2014 - The Weirdest Questions People Asked Librarians Before Google

12/24/2014 - Enjoy a Christmas Song from Bob's Burgers and The National

12/24/2014 - The History of Virgin Births

12/23/2014 - Soldier Returns Home for the Holidays, Freaks the Hell Out of His Mom

12/23/2014 - The New 'Traditional Family' Is the Non-Traditional Family

12/23/2014 - Dog Runs Alongside Ambulance To Stay With Ailing Owner

12/23/2014 - John Waters Remade Pink Flamingos...With Kids!

12/23/2014 - Young Jeezy Bought Out Entire Theater To Treat Moviegoers to Annie 

12/23/2014 - Nicki Minaj Loses Nipples In Tragic Photoshop Accident

12/23/2014 - Being Oprah's Dog Seems Like a Good Gig

12/23/2014 - Watch Yaya DaCosta Sing Whitney Houston's 'I'm Your Baby Tonight'

12/23/2014 - Enjoy This Kanye West Christmas Parody Album, Kreezus

12/23/2014 - Dear God, The Longest Ride Trailer Is Peak Nicholas Sparks

12/23/2014 - 70 Years of First Ladies Standing in Front of Christmas Trees 

12/23/2014 - Breastfeeding? Go Ahead and Drink (A Little)

12/23/2014 - How to Deal with a Racist Relative Over the Holidays

12/23/2014 - Shamed Ex-Pastor Mark Driscoll Has Launched His Comeback Attempt

12/23/2014 - The Aggressively Terrible Life of the Real Simple Holiday Hostess

12/23/2014 - Zombie Nativity Scene Has Gotta Go, Says Buzzkill Town

12/23/2014 - Let Baby Bjork Read You a Christmas Story in Icelandic, You'll Love it

12/23/2014 - ISIS Using Rape, Torture and Sexual Slavery Against Women and Girls 

12/23/2014 - Love Is Dead: Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton Are Splitting Up

12/23/2014 - How to Get Anything You Want for Christmas — Guaranteed!

12/23/2014 - Circus Tries to Pass Chow Puppies Off as Pandas

12/23/2014 - Bro the Fuck Down With the Entourage Movie Trailer

12/23/2014 - The FDA Has Eased Restrictions on Blood Donations From Gay Men 

12/23/2014 - A Screenplay for a Short Film About a Woody Allen Pitch Meeting

12/23/2014 - Mall of America Protest Organizers Will Face Criminal Charges 

12/23/2014 - ​Y/N: Evaluating the Season's Best, Worst & Cheesiest Christmas Songs

12/23/2014 - BDSM Folks Are Already So, So Mad at Jamie Dornan 

12/23/2014 - It's A Christmas Miracle!

12/23/2014 - Hannity Flips His Shit After His Colleagues Name Him 'Worst of Fox'

12/23/2014 - Famous Woman Has Revelation: Marriage Is Hard

12/23/2014 - FYI: Major Anti-Abortion Groups Funded by Crusty Male Billionaire

12/23/2014 - Wendy's Put an Entire Turkey Dinner In a Bun For Some Reason

12/23/2014 - Baddie Winkle, Trill Weed Grandma, Stealing Your Man Since 1928

12/23/2014 - Coca-Cola Thinks Voicemail Is Useless, Kills It

12/23/2014 - NYTers in Leaked Emails: 'Bullshit' To Call Abramson's Firing Sexist

12/23/2014 - BaneCat Is Back to Ruin Christmas 

12/23/2014 - Indonesia to Stop Subjecting Female Civil Servants to 'Virginity Tests'

12/23/2014 - Woman Rejects Man on Facebook, Man Sets Her House on Fire

12/23/2014 - Mathew Knowles Trying to Make Extra Dough By Selling Beyoncé's Stuff

12/23/2014 - Watch This Little Girl React to Getting a Puppy the Exact Perfect Way

12/23/2014 - One Direction + Jimmy Fallon + The Roots = Besweatered Christmas Magic

12/22/2014 - Watch the Late Robin Williams Help A Co-Star Ask a Girl to Prom

12/22/2014 - Teenage Girl Murders Pregnant Woman, Cuts Fetus from Her Womb

12/22/2014 - Watch These Dads Embarrass the World With Their Shameful Dance Moves

12/22/2014 - Fifty Shades of Santa Is Clear Proof That Santa Is a Kinky Sex Hound

12/22/2014 - Iggy Azalea Responds to Critics via Twitter:  "I Don't Lose any Sleep"

12/22/2014 - Here Are the Rest of the Kanye West/Kim Kardashian Balmain Ads

12/22/2014 - Excited Dogs Lose Their Shit Opening Presents

12/22/2014 - Today Show Cancels Amy Adams Because She Refused to Discuss Sony Hack 

12/22/2014 - Turkish President Upstages Wedding to Trash Talk Birth Control

12/22/2014 - Why Isn't Neil deGrasse Tyson the King of America? 

12/22/2014 - Man Wakes Up from Coma Convinced That He's Matthew McConaughey

12/22/2014 - No One Is Studying the Link Between Poverty and Sexual Assault

12/22/2014 - SNL's Pete Davidson Creepily Charms Amy Adams in a Love Actually Spoof

12/22/2014 - Coming in 2015: A Shrine To Jane Fonda, By Jane Fonda

12/22/2014 - Piercer Gets a Face Full of Hot Bean Dip After Poking a Relaxed Anus

12/22/2014 - Ex-Girlfriend of NYPD Shooter Expected to Survive 

12/22/2014 - ​Japanese Travel Agency Now Offering 'Solo Weddings' for Single Women 

12/22/2014 - VH1 Won't Cancel Sorority Sisters, Even Though Everybody Hates It

12/22/2014 - For People Who Hate Themselves: Here's Lea Michele Singing 'Let It Go'

12/22/2014 - Appeals Court Strikes Down North Carolina Ultrasound Law 

12/22/2014 - Food, Drink, and Scented Candle Pairings For Your Worst Holiday Sads

12/22/2014 - Adult Swim to Air a Musical on Police Brutality Featuring Erykah Badu

12/22/2014 - J.Crew to Jenna Lyons: 'Cut Back on Self-Promotion' 

12/22/2014 - Jodeci's First Release in 18 Years Is an Anti-Domestic Violence Song

12/22/2014 - Spanish Princess Has to Stand Trial for Tax Fraud

12/22/2014 - New Bill Cosby Accuser Says He Raped Her in the 1970s

12/22/2014 - Impoverished Moppet Dov Charney Is Down To His 'Last $100K'

12/22/2014 - Iggy Azalea: Dumb or Evil? A Brief Investigation

12/22/2014 - Directioners Outraged That SNL Cut 1D for This Perfect Raccoon Sketch

12/22/2014 - Wet Seal May Follow Delia's to the Defunct '90s Brand Cemetery

12/22/2014 - How Did a Cuban Spy Imprisoned in the US Impregnate His Wife in Cuba?

12/22/2014 - Columbia Student Accused of Rape Speaks Publicly for the First Time

12/22/2014 - Hey, Assholes: You Do Not Need an Exotic Animal at Your Wedding

12/22/2014 - New Ronaldo Statue Features Prominent Bronze Wang

12/22/2014 - How to Talk Dirty Like a Pro

12/22/2014 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is Possibly Returning to HBO in a Divorce Comedy

12/22/2014 - How Many of You Have Been Sexually Harassed By Your Landlord?

12/22/2014 - T.I. Sounds Silly Again Defending Iggy Azalea

12/22/2014 - Restaurant Customers Whose Order Came With a Side of Revenge

12/22/2014 - Screw Black Friday, 'Panic Saturday' Is More Like It 

12/22/2014 - Eddie Redmayne Says His Very First Boner Was for Lion King's Nala

12/22/2014 - Jameis Winston Cleared of Sexual Assault Charges By FSU Conduct Board

12/22/2014 - Caption This Ad for Balmain Featuring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

12/22/2014 - 30,000 Arrested in China's Great Porn Purge

12/21/2014 - Town in Argentina Bans Beauty Pageants; Miss World Bans Bikinis 

12/21/2014 - See Justin Timberlake Sing 'Friends in Low Places' With Garth Brooks

12/21/2014 - Merry Christmas: Man Dressed as Elf on A Shelf Arrested for DWI

12/21/2014 - Florida Woman Assaults Grandmother For Denying Facebook Request

12/21/2014 - Watch This Puppy Freak Out and Dance When It Sees Its Owner 

12/21/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: This Is a Stone That We Throw

12/21/2014 - Neil Gaiman Thinks Tom Hiddleston Would Make a Great Sandman

12/21/2014 - TLC to Air My Husband's Not Gay, About Gay Mormon Men Married to Women

12/21/2014 - Crabby Tortoise Doggedly Badgers Forbearing Cat

12/21/2014 - Madonna Officially Releases Six Songs Off Leaked Album

12/21/2014 - 'Tis the Season for Cheating, Cuffing, Splitting, or Hitching

12/21/2014 - Middle School Teacher Understandably Fired for Putting Kids in Car Trunk

12/21/2014 - Q-Tip Schools Iggy Azalea on Hip Hop History And We're All Better For It

12/21/2014 - ​SNL's Take on Serial Is a Perfect Christmas Mystery

12/21/2014 - ​The Kardashian-Disick Brood Just Got Bigger: Welcome Reign Aston

12/21/2014 - Researchers Think Porn Is Contributing to the Decline in Marriages

12/21/2014 - NLRB Rules McDonald's Actually is Responsible For Mistreating Workers

12/21/2014 - Elton John and David Furnish Invited All of Instagram to Their Wedding

12/20/2014 - Saturday Night Social: Lightning Strikes, Maybe Once, Maybe Twice

12/20/2014 - Letitia James, Al Sharpton Release Statements After Killing of NYPD Cops [Updated]

12/20/2014 - This Poodle Knows Exactly What to Do When Given an Electric Toothbrush

12/20/2014 - Nick Offerman’s Updated Twas The Night Before Christmas Is Perfect

12/20/2014 - Study: There's a Lot of Fucking Death in Children's Cartoon Movies

12/20/2014 - ​Cosmo, Ms. Foundation Name Emma Watson Feminist Celebrity of 2014

12/20/2014 - Lies You Should Begin Telling Yourself Now

12/20/2014 - George Clooney Makes Maggie Smith Swoon off the Couch in Downton Short

12/20/2014 - Anonymous Threatens to Expose Iggy Azalea's Sex Tape, Demands Apology

12/20/2014 - ​Nicki Minaj Releases Somber as Fuck Pinkprint Movie

12/20/2014 - Hellmann's Parent Company Drops Lawsuit Against Just Mayo

12/20/2014 - ​Obama Only Took Women Reporters' Questions at Year-End Press Conference

12/20/2014 - ​Laverne Cox Falls Over After Getting a Christmas Present from Beyoncé

12/19/2014 - Darlene Love Sings 'Christmas' on Letterman For The Last Time Tonight

12/19/2014 - Merry Christmas! Sony Execs Want Idris Elba To Be the Next James Bond.

12/19/2014 - Stephen Colbert Changed the World 

12/19/2014 - Grab Your Pitchforks: Victoria's Secret Is Selling Used Underpants

12/19/2014 - Here's How to Watch The Cosby Show Without Needing a Shower Afterward

12/19/2014 - Emails: How UVA Stonewalled Rolling Stone On Rape Story

12/19/2014 - The Best/Worst Christmas Gift Ever

12/19/2014 - Oh No Oh No Zosia Mamet Has a Band

12/19/2014 - The Cast of Orange Is the New Black Wishes You Happy Holidays

12/19/2014 - Shade Court: Nicki Minaj Shades Dudes and Many Continue to Not Get It

12/19/2014 - Pre-Teens Charged in Slender Man Case Deemed Fit to Stand Trial 

12/19/2014 - Joni Mitchell: 'There’s Nothing Innovative'

12/19/2014 - Sparkly Cleavage and One Awkward Low-Rise Pant at the People Awards

12/19/2014 - What Has Layers and Feels Like Getting Laid? The Gangster Lasagna Boo

12/19/2014 - President Obama's Press Conference Had Lady Journos and 'James Flacco'

12/19/2014 - Guess the Correct Details in Lindsay Lohan's Self-Care Routine

12/19/2014 - Queen Latifah as Bessie Smith (and Other Good Queen Latifah News)

12/19/2014 - The Unequivocal Worst Songs of 2014

12/19/2014 - No Big Deal, It's Just a Voicemail From the Incomparable Mavis Staples

12/19/2014 - A Sweet, Innocent Dance Featuring Amber Rose and Chris Brown

12/19/2014 - Watch Shaq Struggle Rap, Propose Marriage to Nicki Minaj (She Says No)

12/19/2014 - Someone Wrote 'Erotica' About a Video Game Designer Getting Gang-Raped

12/19/2014 - SDSU Frat Gets Shut Down After Heckling Rape Protesters With Dildos

12/19/2014 - Plan the Perfect Baby Boom Christmas With This 1949 Lady Mag

12/19/2014 - Girl Freaks Out After Guy Proposes in Photo Booth

12/19/2014 - Rosie's Remedy: How to Make a Righteous, Warm Winter Cocktail

12/19/2014 - Obama Nominates First Latina, Indian-American to State Dept Positions

12/19/2014 - These Cute Pictures Should Help You Forget About Prince Harry's Butt

12/19/2014 - Caramel Apples Kill Five People, Hospitalize 26 Across Ten States

12/19/2014 - After UVA, Prominent Women Share Their Sexual Assault Stories 

12/19/2014 - Miguel Drops Three New Tracks, You Will Swoon

12/19/2014 - Judge Declares Mistrial in Case of Ashanti's Scary Stalker

12/19/2014 - Thoughtful Illinois Woman Seeks Trademark for 'I Can't Breathe'

12/19/2014 - MEDIA ALERT: Santa On Fleek

12/19/2014 - Watch Jenny Lewis and Ryan Adams Perform 'She's Not Me' on Kimmel

12/19/2014 - Here's Looking At You, Stephen Colbert

12/19/2014 - Watch The Colbert Report's Finale Number 'We'll Meet Again'

12/18/2014 - Celebs Lose Millions of Followers as Instagram Deletes Spambots 

12/18/2014 - Lawyer Denies Cosby Asked for Special Treatment, Slams Black Writer 

12/18/2014 - Here's One Crazy Reason Scientists Hate Dr. Oz

12/18/2014 - Watch This Woman Make a Beautiful, Intricate Tutu

12/18/2014 - Your Cheap-Ass Gym Is Messing With Your Mind, Doesn't Want You Healthy

12/18/2014 - Here Are Thirteen Dogs and a Cat Having a Classy Holiday Feast

12/18/2014 - Yahoo Wouldn't Hire Slacker College Dropout Gwyneth Paltrow  

12/18/2014 - Marissa Mayer's Attempts to Fancy Up Yahoo Aren't Going So Great

12/18/2014 - Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth As Delia's Catalog Models 

12/18/2014 - Azealia Banks Explains Her Iggy Beef in This Sad/Fascinating Interview

12/18/2014 - Watch Tina Fey in a Weird Banana-Themed Improv Sketch From 1997

12/18/2014 - Ashlee Simpson Gets to Have Diana Ross's Grandchild

12/18/2014 - ​Gifts for People Who Refuse to Embrace New Technology

12/18/2014 - Would You Attempt This Insane Sex Position? (Have You?!?)

12/18/2014 - A List of the Existential Crises We Had While Listening to Serial

12/18/2014 - Nicki Minaj Looks Stunning As the New Face of Roberto Cavalli

12/18/2014 - Arya Stark Will Get a Glam (Yet Practical) New Look on Game of Thrones

12/18/2014 - What Happens When Someone Confronts Splay-Legged Male Subway Riders

12/18/2014 - One Man's Terrorist Is Another Woman's Troll

12/18/2014 - Boston Uber Driver Charged With Kidnapping, Sexual Assault

12/18/2014 - HBO Nabs Sarah Silverman Pilot About a Woman Experiencing Your Future

12/18/2014 - Crying Baby Leads to Giant Midflight Brawl

12/18/2014 - Luxury Goods Are Selling Like Crazy in Russia Right Now

12/18/2014 - We're All a Bunch of Noncommittal Assholes Who Can't RSVP

12/18/2014 - US-Cuban Friendship Might Mean Prison for Assata Shakur

12/18/2014 - Here Is the Orphan Black Season 3 ​Teaser Here Is the Orphan Black Se–

12/18/2014 - Ann Coulter: Women Just Say They Were Raped to Get Attention

12/18/2014 - An Imagined Email Conversation with a Wedding Florist

12/18/2014 - Whoopi Goldberg Has Some Pretty Dumb Ideas About Racism

12/18/2014 - School Swaps Out Blind 8-Year-Old's Cane for Pool Noodle as Punishment

12/18/2014 - My Anaconda Don't: Nicki Minaj's Ass And Feminism

12/18/2014 - Car Dealership Attempts 'Dick in a Box' Parody, Fails Spectacularly

12/18/2014 - This Surprise Proposal on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Is Admittedly Cute

12/18/2014 - Too Rich or Lazy to Function? 'Fitness Concierge' Service Will Help

12/18/2014 - Andy Cohen Thinks Nicki Minaj Has Seen a Ton of Music Industry Dicks

12/18/2014 - O'Reilly: Maybe Blacks Should Wear 'Don't Get Pregnant At 14' Shirts

12/18/2014 - Secret 'Notorious Womanizer' Matt Lauer Is Leaving His Wife

12/18/2014 - Brain-Dead Irish Woman Being Kept On Life Support Because of Pregnancy

12/18/2014 - Anna Kendrick and Jon Stewart Delight Each Other On The Daily Show

12/18/2014 - ​The Most Miserable Princess Ever: Sisi, Empress Elisabeth of Austria

12/17/2014 - Texas Theater Will Show Team America After Sony Pulls The Interview 

12/17/2014 - Whoa, Weird Al's Mysterious Floating Orb Magic Trick Is Pretty Cool

12/17/2014 - These Beer-Soaked Holiday Commercials Will Make You Cry Like a Baby

12/17/2014 - Serial: What If We Never Learn Who Killed Hae Min Lee?!?

12/17/2014 - OH MY GOD Tom Hiddleston Sang a Christmas Carol with Puppy in His Lap

12/17/2014 - Backstreet Boys Wear Hats, Hug Each Other In New Documentary Trailer

12/17/2014 - Demi Lovato: Kim Kardashian Revolutionized the Way Women Are Seen

12/17/2014 - Madonna Claims Leaked New Album Is 'Artistic Rape,' 'Terrorism' 

12/17/2014 - JK Rowling Confirms 'Of Course' There Were LGBT Students At Hogwarts

12/17/2014 - Hollywood Loses Its Shit Over The Interview Cancellation

12/17/2014 - Amy Adams Is Actually a One D Superfan in This Week's SNL Promo

12/17/2014 - ​Y/N: Jean Grae Gets Awkwardly Sexy, Nicole Scherzinger Channels Ciara

12/17/2014 - Clarinet-Playing Pole Dancer Has A New Christmas Video; You're Welcome

12/17/2014 - Samantha Power, Goddess of the U.N.

12/17/2014 - Big Sean DENIES Dating a Little Tiny Baby

12/17/2014 - Gifts for the Avowed Hoarder in Your Life

12/17/2014 - Study: Women Are More Empathetic Toward Their Partner Than Men

12/17/2014 - Marco Rubio Reacts to Cuba News By Picking a Fight With the Pope

12/17/2014 - Woman Catches Husband Banging Her Twin, Gives Them What They Deserve

12/17/2014 - Viola Davis May Have Landed a Role as a Villain in Suicide Squad

12/17/2014 - Jenny Slate Singing 'Landslide' as Marcel the Shell Is Delightful 

12/17/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Taylor Swift & Karlie Kloss in Super Sexy Love

12/17/2014 - Pope Francis Got a 'Mass Tango' for His Birthday

12/17/2014 - Images of Teenage Rape Victim Reportedly Shared at New Mexico School

12/17/2014 - Bride Thrown From Horse During Romantic Wedding Photo Shoot

12/17/2014 - Ashanti's Stalker Cross-Examined Her During His Own Trial 

12/17/2014 - CBC Plans to Scrub the Archives of Jian Ghomeshi's Old Show 

12/17/2014 - Here Is the Trailer For the Final Season of Parks and Recreation 

12/17/2014 - An Honest Guide to Dealing With Dicks at Work

12/17/2014 - Rick Santorum Can Do Sex 

12/17/2014 - Let This Commercial Mansplain Tampons To You

12/17/2014 - Total Goober Takes $300 Bite Out of White Truffle By Mistake

12/17/2014 - Stephen Collins Has Publicly Confessed to Child Molestation [UPDATE]

12/17/2014 - Cop Previously Charged With Stalking Shoots and Kills Ex-Girlfriend

12/17/2014 - Very Brave Sororities Literally Fighting UVA for Their Right to Party

12/17/2014 - Black Messiah, Top Five and the Power of Perfect Timing

12/17/2014 - Missouri Republican: Men Should Have to Grant Permission for Abortions

12/17/2014 - Nicki Minaj: 'Men Are Like Children' and Other Gems From New Interview

12/17/2014 - Two Arrests Made in 'Viral' Rape of Texas Teen Jada 

12/17/2014 - Bruno Mars Charms The Voice In Gold Curlers, As One Does

12/17/2014 - An Indiana Cop Is Hawking 'Breathe Easy, Don’t Break The Law' Shirts

12/17/2014 - Jamie Dornan of Fifty Shades Learned How to Sex From a Real Dungeon

12/17/2014 - Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake Reunite as Brace-Face Tween Singers

12/17/2014 - And a Joyous 2014 News Dump Season to You, Too

12/17/2014 - Watch and Swoon as Nick Jonas Performs 'Jealous ' on the Big Piano

12/17/2014 - I Don't Know What to Do With Good White People

12/16/2014 - Sony Hack: Alex Trebek Wanted to Quit Jeopardy! Over Re-shoot Request

12/16/2014 - Three-Year-Old Takes 677 Selfies in a Row Because This Is Life Now

12/16/2014 - Probably Fake Craigslist Ad Seeks Writers for Fake Craigslist Ads

12/16/2014 - Here's What Would Happen If Tim Burton Directed a Porno

12/16/2014 - This Angry Cat Is the Only Present You'll Want to Unwrap

12/16/2014 - Norman Bridwell, Creator of Clifford the Big Red Dog, Has Died

12/16/2014 - Kylie Jenner Fires Back at Website That Called Her Sister a 'Ho'

12/16/2014 - Man Says Sorry for Videotaping Underage Girls Through a Mop Bucket

12/16/2014 - Courtney Love's Hot Take On the Sony Hack

12/16/2014 - Google's Most Searched Beauty Questions of 2014, Answered

12/16/2014 - Angry Little Girl Is Done With Deadbeat Tooth Fairy's Lazy Bullshit

12/16/2014 - Catholic Group So, So Mad About Tom Ford's Cross-Shaped Dick Pendant

12/16/2014 - Former Aide Sues Texas Congressman for Very Weird Sexual Harassment 

12/16/2014 - Duh, Iggy and Beyoncé Won this Year's Internet Popularity Contest

12/16/2014 - American Apparel Replaces Super Creep Dov Charney with Female CEO

12/16/2014 - Laverne Cox and Janet Mock Star in Candy's All Trans Woman Cover

12/16/2014 - Gifts For Your Crushing Seasonal Depression

12/16/2014 - Like a Dick, Joey Fatone Tells Tabloid Jessica Biel Is Pregnant

12/16/2014 - Feds: Privacy Laws Protect Records of Student Athlete Accused of Rape

12/16/2014 - Fashion God Rihanna Is Puma's New Creative Director

12/16/2014 - Buns of Anarchy: A Retrospective of Jax Teller's Beautiful Butt

12/16/2014 - A Quarter of American Undergrads Have Kids 

12/16/2014 - You'll Never Love Anything Like This Woman Loves Feasting on Ketchup

12/16/2014 - Lifetime's Whitney Biopic Will Address Her Rumored Gay Lover Robyn

12/16/2014 - Bill Cosby's Daughter Thinks Rape Accusers Should Go to Prison

12/16/2014 - Male Critics: Female Pop Stars Don't Need Your Backhanded Compliments

12/16/2014 - California Announces Worst Whooping Cough Epidemic Since the 1940s 

12/16/2014 - The Highs and Lows of the Into the Woods Soundtrack

12/16/2014 - Did Beyoncé Rip Off a Hungarian Folk Singer?

12/16/2014 - NYC's Millions March Totally Annoyed These SantaCon Attendees

12/16/2014 - A Solo Female Thru-Hiker's Review of Wild

12/16/2014 - Here's Your Tinder Dating Life in Under Three Minutes

12/16/2014 - Gold, Glitz, and Blonde Dye at the American Country Countdown Awards

12/16/2014 - ​Florida Man Jeb Bush Officially Exploring 2016 Presidential Candidacy

12/16/2014 - Porn Industry Loses Appeal Against Mandatory Condom Law 

12/16/2014 - Emma Stone and David Letterman Definitely Know How to Take a Selfie

12/16/2014 - Mom Calls C-SPAN to Yell At Her Arguing Pundit Sons

12/16/2014 - Nicki Minaj's The Pinkprint Is By, For, and About Boss-Ass Women

12/16/2014 - Model, 24, Alleges Cosby Sexually Assaulted Her in 2008

12/16/2014 - Vatican Concludes Six-Year Investigation of American Nuns 

12/16/2014 - Christmas Foods That Should Not Exist

12/16/2014 - Here's Lea Michele Singing 'Let It Go' for Glee's Last Season

12/16/2014 - Emo Teen Scarlett Johansson Says Her Body Is 'Okay, I Guess'

12/16/2014 - Elsa the Kitten, Found Half Frozen, Now Has a Permanent Home 

12/16/2014 - Horrific Taliban School Massacre Leaves 131 Dead, Mostly Children

12/16/2014 - Oprah and Jimmy Fallon Pretend They Were in a Soap Opera Together

12/15/2014 - Yes, Cards Against Humanity Made $180,000 Selling Boxes of Shit [UPDATE]

12/15/2014 - Hamsters in Holiday Hats are Festively Plump, Completely Irresistible

12/15/2014 - Justin Timberlake Cries on Stage After Kid Gives Him Birthday Present

12/15/2014 - New App Allows Customers to Search Restaurant Health Scores

12/15/2014 - South Dakota Removes Ads Demanding Drivers Stop Jerking It

12/15/2014 - Doug the Pug Dresses as Mariah, Only Wants One Thing for Xmas (Not You)

12/15/2014 - Jennifer Aniston: STFU About When I'm Going to Get Pregnant,  Please

12/15/2014 - Never Ever Diet With Your Partner

12/15/2014 - Christmas Comes Early for Olivia Wilde 

12/15/2014 - Why Are People So Obsessed With One Woman's Creepy Whispering Videos?

12/15/2014 - New York Mag Celebrates Shonda Rhimes' Winning Streak

12/15/2014 - There's a $250,000 Origami Frog Up for Grabs on Etsy

12/15/2014 - Whoa, Jennifer Lawrence's Bodyguard Is Super Hot

12/15/2014 - This Futuristic 4D Printed Dress Flows Just Like a Real One

12/15/2014 - Woman Finds Vaginal Leakage Caused by Cock Ring Left Inside for Weeks

12/15/2014 - I Get Why I Wasn't Asked to Model for the 2015 Nicki Minaj Calendar

12/15/2014 - Camille Cosby Issues Statement Comparing Cosby Allegations to UVA Case

12/15/2014 - An Interview with Ava DuVernay, Groundbreaking Director of Selma

12/15/2014 - Nobody Cares About the 75th Anniversary of Gone with the Wind

12/15/2014 - Whoopi Goldberg Cannot Comprehend Beverly Johnson's Cosby Allegations

12/15/2014 - Columbia Rape Protesters Pay Fine With Giant Check Written On Mattress

12/15/2014 - Janet Mock Has a New MSNBC Show

12/15/2014 - Snape Was a Potions Master Because J.K. Rowling Hated Chemistry

12/15/2014 - No, Having a Tinder Profile Is Not Cheating

12/15/2014 - Congratulations, Taylor Swift, on Your First Black Friends 

12/15/2014 - Pennsylvania Bar Was Totally Just Kidding With Racial Slur on Receipt 

12/15/2014 - Judy Blume's New Book (!) Is About a Plane Crash Mystery in New Jersey

12/15/2014 - Three-Quarters of Americans Still Believe in the Virgin Birth? Really?

12/15/2014 - Beyoncé's Estranged Dad Tried to Shop a Destiny's Child Biopic

12/15/2014 - D'Angelo's Back

12/15/2014 - Here's Motivational Lip-Syncer Vin Diesel Wiggling Around on the Beach

12/15/2014 - Excuse Me Sirs, Women Are Just as Good at Boozing and Binge-Watching

12/15/2014 - Woman Falsely ID'd as UVA's Jackie by Conservative Blogger Is Suing

12/15/2014 - Everyone Lies: A Definitive Guide to the Villains of Vanderpump Rules

12/15/2014 - Man Who Held Dozens Hostage in Sydney Suspected of 50 Sexual Assaults

12/15/2014 - US Marine Charged with Murder of Filipina Trans Woman

12/15/2014 - Faulty Prenatal Screening Tests May Lead People to Choose to Abort 

12/15/2014 - The Craziest Restaurant Stories You've Ever Heard

12/15/2014 - Snagging Clooney Makes Amal 'Most Fascinating' Person of 2014

12/15/2014 - Miley Cyrus Instagrammed Some Totes Adorbs Pics Of Her Wrist Surgery 

12/15/2014 - Gia Giudice's Girl Group Releases the 'Friday' of Christmas Songs

12/15/2014 - GoT's Maisie Williams Not Having Emma Watson's 'First-World Feminism'

12/15/2014 - Sexiest Man Alive and Viola Davis Will Save You from Cyberterrorists

12/15/2014 - Rape Is Part of My Truth, and the Truth of Many Other Women

12/14/2014 - Perfect Craigslist Ad Offers Badass 'Tatxidermied' Bobcat Display 

12/14/2014 - This Woman's Selfie with a Monkey Ended Very, Very Badly

12/14/2014 - Caption This Pic of Your New Miss World

12/14/2014 - Fuck This Beautiful Apple Ad and All the Emotions It Just Made Me Feel

12/14/2014 - Spelman College Suspends Cosby Chair in Wake of Rape Allegations

12/14/2014 - Brave Dog Stands Up to Suspicious Pineapple

12/14/2014 - Gunman Takes Hostages in Sydney Cafe

12/14/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: Pretty Sure This Lady's Cat Is Trying to Kill Her

12/14/2014 - ​Naomi Campbell and Jourdan Dunn Star in New Burberry Campaign

12/14/2014 - Samuel L. Jackson Challenges Celebs to Sing "I Can't Breathe"

12/14/2014 - How to Put Up With Your Bitchy Pregnant Baby Mama

12/14/2014 - 12 Navy Sailors Involved in Female Officer Shower Scandal

12/14/2014 - ​Baby Alpaca Tries To Climb on Mother, Who Is Having None of It

12/14/2014 - SNL Brings You A Perfect Mashup of Lord of the Rings and The Office

12/14/2014 - The Least Fascinating People on Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Lists

12/14/2014 - Crane Smashes Through Home After Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly Wrong

12/14/2014 - Harper's Bazaar Didn't Use Any Models of Color on Their Covers This Year

12/14/2014 - ​Check Out These Brand New Official Photos of Wee Prince George

12/14/2014 - Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Rihanna Star in Fake Trailer for Annie

12/14/2014 - Hayden Panettiere Finally Gives Birth to a Baby Girl

12/13/2014 - Chick-Fil-A Loses Absurd Trademark Battle Against Tiny Vermont Company

12/13/2014 - If You Microwave Plastic While Pregnant, Your Kid Might Wind Up Stupid

12/13/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Irma Thomas

12/13/2014 - Relatable Pre-Teen Takes $1300 Cab from Arkansas to Florida For a Boy

12/13/2014 - Mothers of Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice Unite

12/13/2014 - Protest the UK's Ban on Female Ejaculation with This Squirting Game

12/13/2014 - ​Sierra Leone Cancels Christmas Because of Ebola

12/13/2014 - How Many of These Odd Friendships Are You Stuck In Right Now?

12/13/2014 - Shailene Woodley’s Pixie Cut Stars in New Full Insurgent Trailer

12/13/2014 - Celebs Gather to Honor Birthday of Noted Cat Enthusiast, Taylor Swift

12/13/2014 - Same-Sex Couples Less Likely to Get Divorced Than Straight Couples [Updated]

12/13/2014 - Vivid Entertainment Offers Mama June $1 Million for a Sex Tape

12/13/2014 - Taco Bell's Next Big Product Release is Apparently a Frito Taco

12/12/2014 - Today in Surrealist Yelp Reviews

12/12/2014 - A Tactical Guide to Avoiding Someone on Facebook

12/12/2014 - Chicago's Otter Pup Gets a Name, Explores New Home for the First Time

12/12/2014 - Aretha Franklin Serenades Taylor Swift 

12/12/2014 - Top Baseball Official Files Gender Discrimination Suit Against MLB

12/12/2014 - Men Get Called Out on 'Bye Felipe,' Accuse Founder of Hating Men 

12/12/2014 - Who Is Growing Hallucinogenic Mushrooms at Buckingham Palace?

12/12/2014 - Holy Shit, Look at This Baby Goat 

12/12/2014 - Big Pottermore Reveal Has Actually Been Known in the Fandom for Years

12/12/2014 - Your Most Embarrassing Holiday Party Stories

12/12/2014 - A Mystery Donor Paid Off $20,000 Worth of Layaway at This Toys 'R' Us 

12/12/2014 - Cool Pope Says Your Pets Are Going to Heaven 

12/12/2014 - Rihanna's Diamond Ball: The Host Wore Marsala, and Other Fashion Tales

12/12/2014 - Margaret Cho Is Getting a Late-Night TLC Show to Talk About Sex, Baby

12/12/2014 - Shade Court: A Royal Eye Roll, Self-Shade and Netflix Tries It 

12/12/2014 - Someone Registered 'Blow-me.org' in the Name of a GOP Congressman 

12/12/2014 - The Ugly Sweater: How to Make a Perfect Holiday Cocktail

12/12/2014 - Kimora Lee Simmons Announces New Fashion Line in Absurd Profile

12/12/2014 - Pray For Scott Stapp, Who Thinks the CIA Needs Him to Kill Obama

12/12/2014 - Who Gets the Dog When You Break Up?

12/12/2014 - Brazilian Congressman Tells Female Colleague She's Not Worth Raping

12/12/2014 - John Legend Urges America to 'Wake Up' in New Op-Ed on Race

12/12/2014 - Anna Wintour Doesn't Want to Go to Work Because of Rats

12/12/2014 - Nicki Minaj Creates a Man-Eating Dominatrix Haven in 'Only' Video

12/12/2014 - British Protestors Fight for Facesitting Rights With Their Crotches

12/12/2014 - Is Ariana Grande Actually a Baby?: An Investigation

12/12/2014 - Here's Princeton Mom Calling College Rape a 'Learning Experience'

12/12/2014 - Chris Rock Wants to Know Why He Didn't Get Offered Late Show Gig

12/12/2014 - Beverly Johnson: 'This Is Bigger Than Bill Cosby'

12/12/2014 - Beyoncé Explains the Meaning of Life in New Short Film

12/12/2014 - Hero Dumb Girl Is Like 'Can I Fly The Plane,' Mexican Pilot Like, 'OK'

12/12/2014 - Keira Knightley Is Pregnant With a Pregnancy Rumor [UPDATED]

12/12/2014 - Men Are Alarmingly Dumb, Science Says

12/12/2014 - The Daily Show's Jessica Williams: The Royals Just Want a Black Friend

12/12/2014 - Thrilling True-Life Tales of Teenage Petty Theft

12/11/2014 - This Bulldog Singing Frozen's 'Let It Go' Is The Meaning of Life

12/11/2014 - Kate Middleton Gives Side-Eye Like Only a Princess Can

12/11/2014 - Taco Bell is Making a Spirited Attempt at World Domination

12/11/2014 - Mark Wahlberg Beating Victim Says Actor Did Not Blind Him in Attack

12/11/2014 - Stoned-as-Hell Puppy Forgets How to Walk, Can't Even Deal With Reality

12/11/2014 - Kevin Hart Refuses to Be Labeled a 'Whore' by Sony 

12/11/2014 - Cutest Baby Ever Couldn't Be More Confused By the Concept of Twins

12/11/2014 - Quvenzhané Wallis Celebrates Golden Globe Nomination

12/11/2014 - Artist Breaks Internet Again With Penis-Drawn Kim Kardashian Portrait

12/11/2014 - New Peek at Pixar's Inside Out Captures the Tween Hell That Is Dinner

12/11/2014 - This Dior Collection Is the Best News All Month

12/11/2014 - Dark-Skinned Black Girls Suspended 3x More Than Light-Skinned Girls

12/11/2014 - NYT Films Great Actors Kissing For Some Reason (We're Not Complaining)

12/11/2014 - Marilyn Manson Denies Involvement With Lana Del Rey Rape Scene 

12/11/2014 - A Gift Guide for People Who Wish to Shower Their Loved Ones With Shade

12/11/2014 - This Is How Porn Affects the Children of Adult Film Actors

12/11/2014 - Frustrated Couple Fills Box Full of Poop for Present-Pilfering Thief

12/11/2014 - Appraising Black-Ish and Its Satisfying, Imperfect First Half

12/11/2014 - Eric Garner and Mike Brown Protests Reach Capitol Hill

12/11/2014 - Amy Schumer Will Host the 2015 MTV Movie Awards

12/11/2014 - Hot New Holiday Trend: Ornaments for Your Goddamned Beard

12/11/2014 - Who Here Is Embarrassed by the Person They Lost Their Virginity To?

12/11/2014 - After #YesAllDaughters, School District Creates Sex Assault Task Force

12/11/2014 - Spending Bill Frees Up Millions of Dollars for Abstinence-Only Sex Ed

12/11/2014 - Dear FDA Blood Products Advisory Panel: Fuck You

12/11/2014 - Supermodel Beverly Johnson: Cosby Drugged Me; There Are 'Many' Others

12/11/2014 - Tyra Banks Sued By Former America's Next Top Model Contestant

12/11/2014 - Michele Bachmann Calls Moses America's 'Greatest Lawmaker'

12/11/2014 - Alpha Kappa Alpha Revises Position on Members Protesting in Letters

12/11/2014 - Evidence of Ariana Grande Being Carried Around Like a Little Baby

12/11/2014 - Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj Love Each Other, Themselves in New Song

12/11/2014 - Will & Kate From the Cheap Seats: 48 Hours Tailing the Royals

12/11/2014 - You and Everyone You Know Are So Into Your IUDs

12/11/2014 - Here's Steve Carell Doing a Barbershop Quartet 'Sexual Healing'

12/11/2014 - Here Are Your 2015 Golden Globe Nominations

12/11/2014 - Ariana Grande Denies That She Gets Carried Around Like a Little Baby

12/11/2014 - Alleged UVA Rape Vic's Friends: Rolling Stone Didn't Even Talk To Us

12/11/2014 - South Park Tackles the Cosby Scandal With a Date Rapey Christmas Song

12/11/2014 - SNL's '100 Greatest Guys' Is a Pitch-Perfect Parody of Random-Ass VH1

12/11/2014 - Bai! 

12/10/2014 - Uber Offers $31 to Woman After Driver Asks Her if She Likes Blow Jobs

12/10/2014 - Christ, Michelle Duggar's Transphobic Robocall Actually Worked

12/10/2014 - Florida Woman Jailed After Fight Over Vibrator with Twin Sister

12/10/2014 - Women Dramatize Grindr Pickup Lines and It's Pretty Hilarious

12/10/2014 - Chickadee Says Mama June's A Dirty Rotten Liar Who's Taking Her Money

12/10/2014 - People Getting Plastic Surgery to Join a Dating Website? Yeah, Right.

12/10/2014 - Ex-Member of Failed Boy Band Describes Life of Hellish Insanity 

12/10/2014 - Lenny Kravitz Thinks Women Should Be in Charge of Everything

12/10/2014 - NY Cafe Owner Really, Really Does Not Like Big Butts or Black People

12/10/2014 - Watch a Tiny Child Accidentally Comb His Hair with an Electric Razor

12/10/2014 - Chris Rock: Don't Forget, Ben Roethlisberger Was Accused of Rape, Too

12/10/2014 - Watch Julianne Moore Play a Woman Coming to Terms with Her Alzheimer's

12/10/2014 - Martha Stewart Would Like Apple to Fix Autocorrect, Thanks

12/10/2014 - Rich People Want Hillary Clinton to Be President 

12/10/2014 - You Need to Check Out This Amazing Webcomic for Sex Toy Reviews

12/10/2014 - Shonda Rhimes Delivers Perfect Speech on Women In Hollywood

12/10/2014 - Holiday Gifts for the Dejected Bill Cosby Fan

12/10/2014 - 'Real Sex Is Easier to Film Than Fake Sex' and More from Boogie Nights

12/10/2014 - Y/N: Tink Confirms That Everyone in the World Lies and Cheats

12/10/2014 - Pregnant Leathers & Naked Bellies at THR's Women in Hollywood Lunch

12/10/2014 - When Will It End?! Frozen Was 2014's Most Popular Movie on Facebook 

12/10/2014 - This Week In Tabloids: Ariana Grande Makes Staff Carry Her Like a Baby

12/10/2014 - Sex Tips and Colin Jost's Scent: The Best of Leslie Jones' Reddit AMA

12/10/2014 - NYPD Raid Just Made it a Lot Harder to Get a Cheap (Fake) Handbag

12/10/2014 - Students Really Don't Want George Will as Their Commencement Speaker

12/10/2014 - Meet the Woman Behind the Most Powerful List of Women in Hollywood

12/10/2014 - Alleged Cosby Victim Sues Bill Cosby For Calling Her a Liar

12/10/2014 - The Victoria's Secret Angels: What Candy Are They On?

12/10/2014 - The SAG Award Nominations Are In

12/10/2014 - Sudan Refuses to Let UN Investigate Reports of Mass Rape By Military

12/10/2014 - Too Stoned to Flirt Without Scaring People? There's a Class for That

12/10/2014 - Whoopi Goldberg's Loud Fart Interrupts The View's Flu Discussion

12/10/2014 - Ghost Child: The Strange, Misunderstood World of Delusional Pregnancy

12/10/2014 - Lena Dunham on Rape Backlash: 'I Am Angry But I Am Not Alone'

12/10/2014 - Malala Yousafzai Accepts Her Nobel Peace Prize

12/10/2014 - A Notre Dame Student Recreated Sia's 'Chandelier' Video on Campus

12/10/2014 - Sarah Paulson to Play Marcia Clark in Ryan Murphy's O.J. Simpson Drama

12/10/2014 - Clemson Suspends White Frat Over Racist 'Cripmas Party'

12/10/2014 - Avril Lavigne: Pray For Me and My Undisclosed Health Issue

12/10/2014 - ​Convicted Sex Offender Wins $3 Million Lottery Because There Is No God

12/10/2014 - Jimmy Fallon Barely Keeps It Together In Ricky Gervais 'Lip Flip' Bit

12/9/2014 - Behold the New Star Wars Teaser Remade with Kittens and Puppies

12/9/2014 - Craigslist Dude Wants To Get Rid of Ex-Wife's 'Stupid Christmas Shit'

12/9/2014 - VS Omitted Ariana Grande Getting Hit in the Face From Fashion Show

12/9/2014 - Woman Gives Birth on Plane During Flight

12/9/2014 - Best Groomsmen Dance Ever Puts All Other Groomsmen Dances to Shame

12/9/2014 - This Screeching Toy Giraffe Is the Stuff of Children's Nightmares

12/9/2014 - Kids Learn About Sex, Gender and Consent; Parents Understandably Livid

12/9/2014 - Formerly Bullied Woman Proves That Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold

12/9/2014 - Diddy and Drake's Big Fight Was About a Song

12/9/2014 - A List of Things to Talk About on Match.com Other Than Fucking Zumba

12/9/2014 - Lady Gaga Looks On the Bright Side

12/9/2014 - The Most Important Rules for Your Work's Holiday Party

12/9/2014 - Not Even the Poems of Emily Dickinson Can Stop Grindr's Desire for Sex

12/9/2014 - The Wild, Horrific Murder of Stephanie Moseley

12/9/2014 - Students Give Male Instructors Better Evaluations, Says Science

12/9/2014 - Fox News Host Freaks Out About Torture Report: 'We Are Awesome!'

12/9/2014 - Gifts for the Card-Carrying Man-Hater

12/9/2014 - Nicole Kidman Married Keith Urban After One Month of Dating

12/9/2014 - Aaron Sorkin Is Hurt You Think The Newsroom is All About Him

12/9/2014 - Macaulay Culkin Is Now in a Hip, Pizza-Themed Band

12/9/2014 - My Neck, My Gash: Men Don't Know What to Call Your Vagina. Let's Help.

12/9/2014 - Psychic: Ouija Boards Will Make Your Kids Evil and/or Depressed

12/9/2014 - Three Minutes of Taylor Swift Is All You Need

12/9/2014 - Gillibrand: UVA Story Shouldn't Stop Campus Sexual Assault Bill 

12/9/2014 - GASP: Lebron James Flouts Royal Protocol, Puts Arm Around Duchess Kate

12/9/2014 - Parents' Group Asks CBS to Protect Poor Rudolph From Tits and Gore

12/9/2014 - Cheng I Sao, the Vicious Pirate Who Banned Rape in Her 50,000-Man Fleet

12/9/2014 - Turns Out YouTube Star Zoella Had Help Writing Her Very Popular Book 

12/9/2014 - New Study Proves, Yet Again, That Abortion Is Extremely Safe

12/9/2014 - First Black Sororities Tell Members Not to Wear Logos While Protesting

12/9/2014 - Amy Poehler Gets Inspired by Writing Topless

12/9/2014 - Abercrombie Stocks Surge After Creepy Old CEO Announces His Retirement

12/9/2014 - Darrell Issa's Dick Joke Only Good Thing Congress Has Done This Year

12/9/2014 - Explaining the Rihanna/Drake/Chris Brown/Karrueche Tran Love Square

12/9/2014 - Boston Woman on Craigslist Really Needs Six Corgis for Her Wedding

12/9/2014 - YouTube Celeb Comes Out as Gay in Video to Fans

12/9/2014 - Aaron Paul Surprised His Wife with Cool Birthday Gifts on Jimmy Kimmel

12/9/2014 - Azealia Banks Can't Stand Vegans and Their 'Paper Shoes'

12/9/2014 - Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Swarmed by Horny Celebs Hoping to Score

12/9/2014 - Gwen Stefani: Harajuku Girl Accessories Were 'A Compliment'

12/9/2014 - Lena Dunham's Publisher Clarifies Her Alleged Rapist's Name Is Fake

12/9/2014 - Obama Takes Control of The Colbert Report, Delivers 'The Word'

12/9/2014 - The New Cosmopolitan & the Slow Climb Out of Lipstick-and-Lasagna Land

12/8/2014 - Denver Students Stage Walkouts in Protest of Garner, Brown Decisions

12/8/2014 - Texas Man Searching for Homeless Girl Roomie for Baths and Bedroom Fun

12/8/2014 - ROYALTY ALERT: Bey and Jay Meet Prince William and Kate Middleton

12/8/2014 - Boob Twerking Girl Gets Into Holiday Spirit With Jingly New Video

12/8/2014 - Here Is a Woman Dressed as the Abominable Snow Monster Walking Her Dog

12/8/2014 - Most White People Think Race Played No Factor In Ferguson & Garner Cases 

12/8/2014 - Sony Hack Exposes All the Phony Names Celebs Use 

12/8/2014 - Rare Baby Elephant Twins Will Mess Up Your Entire Day

12/8/2014 - McDonald's is Planning to Expand Its Custom Build-Your-Burger Option

12/8/2014 - Dr. Luke Sues Kesha's Lawyer For Accusing Him of Raping Lady Gaga

12/8/2014 - Lorde Is the Boss When it Comes to Her Music, Dumpster Diving

12/8/2014 - American Prince Anderson Cooper Flies With Prince William

12/8/2014 - Emma Roberts and Jamie Lee Curtis Star in Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens

12/8/2014 - Texas American Eagle Manager Believed Strangled by Former Coworkers 

12/8/2014 - Nothing Says Christmas Like a TGI Fridays Mistletoe Drone to the Face

12/8/2014 - Kids Meeting Kate Middleton Assume She's a Princess from Frozen

12/8/2014 - Leonardo DiCaprio's New Pussy Posse Fucking Sucks

12/8/2014 - Woman Eats Period Blood, Gets Showered in Hot Fountain of Vomit

12/8/2014 - Ted Cruz Co-Sponsored a Take Back the Night March at Princeton 

12/8/2014 - Serial's Made Adnan Syed's Family Odd Celebrities

12/8/2014 - Optimist Christian Bale Hopes For a Black Moses in 'a Few Decades'

12/8/2014 - Aaron Sorkin Upset Writer Broke the Sacred Trust of the Writers' Room

12/8/2014 - PETA Is Upset Over the Discovery Channel's Anaconda Stunt

12/8/2014 - Farewell to Sam Kass, Resident White House Hottie

12/8/2014 - ​The Invisible President: How Obama's Ignored Military Sexual Assault

12/8/2014 - Republicans Will Use Senate Majority to Push 20-Week Abortion Ban

12/8/2014 - Jesse Tyler Ferguson Turned 'Shake It Off' into a Bubbly Showtune

12/8/2014 - 16 Signs You’re in a Women’s Magazine List About Some Bullshit 

12/8/2014 - Slayer Rescued a Kitten, Because Nothing Is More Metal Than Kittens 

12/8/2014 - Cut SNL Sketch Imagines Morning Show Bummed Out By Ferguson News

12/8/2014 - A Terrible Episode With Worse Timing: The Newsroom Tackles Campus Rape

12/8/2014 - Fox Host Thinks Minorities Should Be More Sensitive Toward Cops

12/8/2014 - The Right Way to Bum a Smoke Off a Stranger

12/8/2014 - ​No, Grumpy Cat Is Not Worth $100 Million 

12/8/2014 - Meet the First Man to Win America's Next Top Model

12/8/2014 - The UVA Mess Is Now a Full-Fledged Shitstorm

12/8/2014 - More of the Worst Restaurant Customers Ever

12/8/2014 - The Last Five Years Trailer Will Give You a Bad Case of The Feelings

12/8/2014 - John Legend and Chrissy Teigen Sent Food Trucks to Feed NYC Protesters

12/8/2014 - Michelle Obama and Kate Middleton's Dresses Will Fight to the Death

12/8/2014 - Learn How Being a Good Victoria's Secret Angel Is 'All About Moms'

12/8/2014 - Hugh Hefner on Bill Cosby Allegations: 'I Would Never Tolerate This'

12/7/2014 - Duo Sings All of 2014's Hit Songs in Less Than Three Minutes

12/7/2014 - Police Investigating Chlorine Gas Leak at Furry Convention

12/7/2014 - Try to Keep Calm, Prince William and Kate Middleton Are in New York

12/7/2014 - Woman Reportedly Raped by Uber Driver in India

12/7/2014 - New Zealand Pastor Admits To Praying Gay Christian Will Commit Suicide

12/7/2014 - Cat Watching Slayer is the Most Metal Cat of All Time

12/7/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: Julie Chen, Butt First

12/7/2014 - ​Wendy's Employee Is the Sassiest Drive-Thru Operator in New Jersey

12/7/2014 - ​Chris Pratt Shares Touching Story of His Prematurely Born Son, Jack

12/7/2014 - A Slice of Will and Kate’s Wedding Cake Just Sold for $7,500

12/7/2014 - Malala Yousafzai to Display Bloodstained School Uniform In Nobel Exhibit

12/7/2014 - ​Fennec Fox Doesn't Understand How Bubbles Work, Tries to Eat Them

12/7/2014 - Here’s That Britney Spears-Themed Lollipop You’ve Been Waiting For

12/7/2014 - Albert Einstein Tells Marie Curie To Ignore the Haters in 1911 Letter

12/7/2014 - Nicki Minaj Channels Beyoncé for SNL's Hip Hop Nativity

12/7/2014 - Alia Atkinson Becomes First Black Woman to Win a World Swimming Title

12/7/2014 - ​Vile Journo Releases Unconfirmed Name of UVA Victim "Jackie"

12/7/2014 - Japan Might Soon Suffer a Massive French Fry Shortage

12/7/2014 - Chris Brown Accuses Karrueche Tran of "Going on Dates" with Drake

12/6/2014 - Saturday Night Social: Back on the Chain Gang

12/6/2014 - Guinea Pig Uses Pit Bull to Fashion the Perfect Hiding Spot

12/6/2014 - Bomb Threat That Closed Federal Courthouse Turned Out To Be a Vibrator

12/6/2014 - ​Watch Cameron Diaz Sing an Updated Version of "Little Girls" for Annie

12/6/2014 - ​Adorable Little Girl Inspires Subway Platform Dance Party

12/6/2014 - ​Remembering the Montreal Massacre 25 Years Later

12/6/2014 - ​George W. Bush Found Garner Decision "Hard to Understand"

12/6/2014 - Here's a Restaurant That Pays $15/Hour and is Doing Perfectly Well

12/6/2014 - Just in Time for Christmas: Of Course There's a Selfie Boardgame

12/6/2014 - An Oakland Restaurant is Using an Interesting Hybrid Tipping System

12/6/2014 - ​High As Fuck Sarah Silverman Shows You How to Make Veggie Pot Pie

12/6/2014 - Pregnant Woman Sues Company After Being Fired For Bathroom Breaks

12/6/2014 - Paris, Miley and Patrick Schwarzenegger Walk into a Strip Club

12/5/2014 - Gifts for the Teen Who Loves Tumblr

12/5/2014 - Here's a Cool Chick Who Makes Fancy Fur Accessories From Roadkill

12/5/2014 - Royals Cave Before American Media's Slobbishness

12/5/2014 - Naughty Reese Witherspoon Disappoints Santa Claus 

12/5/2014 - Barack and Michelle Obama's Love Story Will Be Made Into a Movie 

12/5/2014 - This Sad, Genius Tinder Machine Swipes Right on Every Profile

12/5/2014 - What the Actual Hell Is Up with Elle's New Coverline

12/5/2014 - Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Is the Worst Movie Ever (Says IMDB)

12/5/2014 - CW's Royal Teen Drama Reign Showed a Graphic Rape Scene

12/5/2014 - Nicki Minaj Gives Classic O-Face and Smize for Italian Vogue

12/5/2014 - Dave Grohl's Sonic Highways Systematically Erases Women in Music

12/5/2014 - Here's What UVA Students Are Saying About Rolling Stone on YikYak

12/5/2014 - How Are You Going to Wash the Taste of This Week Out of Your Mouth?

12/5/2014 - The 5 Most Mockable Moments of Peter Pan Live! 

12/5/2014 - 'Rapist' Is Written All Over Bill Cosby's Walk of Fame Star

12/5/2014 - Shade Court: The CIA, Sassy Octogenarians and Delusions of Shade  

12/5/2014 - Reminder: That 'Detox' Cleanse Is a Crock of Shit 

12/5/2014 - Cool, Classy Dudes (And Ladies) Unite at GQ's Men of the Year Party

12/5/2014 - Delia's to File for Bankruptcy, RIP Delia's

12/5/2014 - Pray for Aaron Carter, Wrecked By Sweet Memories of Lizzie McGuire

12/5/2014 - The Vaginal Infection That Lasted for a Year (It Was Ureaplasma)

12/5/2014 - Rolling Stone Partially Retracts UVA Story Over 'Discrepancies'

12/5/2014 - Internet's Favorite Voguing Teen Is Now Modeling for American Apparel

12/5/2014 - Justin Bieber Dyed His Hair Platinum Blonde; Beliebers Lose Their Shit

12/5/2014 - Happy National Comfort Food Day. What Are You Making?

12/5/2014 - Aéropostale CEO: Teens Can Wear Our Clothes So They Won't Get Bullied

12/5/2014 - ​Robin S. on the House Revival, Diva Sisterhood and a Dream MJB Remix

12/5/2014 - Is Serial Driving You Slowly Insane? Come Sit By Me.

12/5/2014 - Hideous 'Border Patrol Sex' Series Pornifies Rape of Migrant Women

12/5/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Cries, Inspires Praise Hands at Women's Conference

12/5/2014 - 2015 Grammy Nominees Are, So Far, Just as Dubious as Every Year

12/5/2014 - Cop Who Shot Akai Gurley Texted Union Rep While Unarmed Victim Died

12/5/2014 - All These Eric Garner Protests Are Really Bumming Out LeAnn Rimes

12/5/2014 - Here's Anna Kendrick Singing 'Steps of the Palace' from Into the Woods

12/5/2014 - Jon Stewart and Trevor Noah Compare Racism in America Versus Africa

12/4/2014 - Tina Fey Joked About Bill Cosby Rape Allegations in 2005 on SNL

12/4/2014 - Woman Shot and Killed at Nordstrom was Scared to Get Protective Order

12/4/2014 - Here's What It's Like Being a Sex Scene Stunt Double

12/4/2014 - Second Day of Protests in Wake of Garner Grand Jury Decision

12/4/2014 - Bill Cosby Accuses Alleged Victim of Trying to Extort Him

12/4/2014 - Lifetime's Whitney Biopic Trailer Looks Really Good

12/4/2014 - ​Here are Some Kitties, Dancing and Fighting

12/4/2014 - Tracy Morgan Steps Out for the First Time Since His Accident

12/4/2014 - Come Crow in the Comments of Our Peter Pan Live! Live Thread

12/4/2014 - Hypocrite Oprah Won't Even Pose With a Real-Life Lion

12/4/2014 - Somebody Free Lil Wayne and His Creativity From Prison

12/4/2014 - Tracee Ellis Ross: 'You Hire Me, You Hire My Hair'

12/4/2014 - Doritos Are Apparently Trying to Mate With Every Product In Existence

12/4/2014 - Gillibrand Not Buying the Pentagon's Report on Military Sexual Assault

12/4/2014 - Chicago Rapper Shawnna Slays This Future Brown Track

12/4/2014 - How to Choose the Perfect Business Tiara

12/4/2014 - Tackle Cultural Appropriation With a White Party

12/4/2014 - ​Gifts That'll Make Your Significant Other Less Annoying

12/4/2014 - Federal Court Strikes Down Anti-Abortion TRAP Law in Indiana

12/4/2014 - Meet Your New Super Bachelor Contestant

12/4/2014 - Pregnant Woman Verbally Destroys Abortion Clinic Protesters 

12/4/2014 - The Hunger Games Porn Parody Was Not What I Expected

12/4/2014 - Female Navy Officers Were Secretly Filmed While Showering

12/4/2014 - Broad City's Abbi and Ilana Get the Vanity Fair Treatment

12/4/2014 - The Problem With #CrimingWhileWhite

12/4/2014 - Last Night's American Horror Story Was a Literal Blood Bath

12/4/2014 - Here Is the Trailer for Jon Hamm's Christmas-y Turn on Black Mirror 

12/4/2014 - Six-Year-Old Daughter of a Firefighter Saves Her Family From Inferno

12/4/2014 - Obama's Action on Immigration Will Leave Millions of Women in Danger

12/4/2014 - FKA twigs Unplugged: Watch Her Awesome Minimal Mini-Concert for KEXP

12/4/2014 - Canadian Pol: We 'May Never Know Why' Marc Lépine Killed 14 Women

12/4/2014 - Here's Who the Internet Thinks Can Rap Better Than Iggy Azalea

12/4/2014 - Oh My God, This Song for Hillary Clinton Is Beyond Awful

12/4/2014 - This Over-the-Top Marriage Proposal Is a Giant Red Flag

12/4/2014 - Let's Come Up with More Accurate Names for Pantone's Color of the Year

12/4/2014 - That 50 Percent Divorce Statistic Hasn't Been True For a Long Time

12/4/2014 - FSU Star Says the Only Thing As Bad As Rape Is Being Accused Of Rape

12/4/2014 - Florida For-Profit College Allegedly Recruited Students with Strippers

12/4/2014 - Watch Top Chefs James Franco and Seth Rogen Cook Korean BBQ

12/4/2014 - Three More Women Come Forward About Bill Cosby

12/4/2014 - St. Louis PD Posts Tips to Keep Your Kids From Getting Themselves Shot

12/4/2014 - Azealia Banks Calls Out 'Igloo Australia' for Silence on Eric Garner

12/4/2014 - Billy Eichner Performed a Song for Taylor Swift That's Perfect for Her

12/4/2014 - Eric Garner's Wife on Apology from Cop Who Killed Him: 'Hell No'

12/3/2014 - Man Tries to Find Love During Customer Service Chat, Gets Burned Hard

12/3/2014 - NBC Ignores Protesters in NYC to Air Celebs Singing Christmas Carols

12/3/2014 - Man Viciously Attacks Woman for Refusing to Give Him Her Number

12/3/2014 - Yes, You Can Buy the Clothes From Beyonce's New Video

12/3/2014 - Prostesters Take to NYC Streets in Wake of Garner Grand Jury Decision 

12/3/2014 - Kesha's Mother Sues Dr. Luke For Giving Her PTSD

12/3/2014 - Florida to Allow Holiday Monument to Satan in State Capitol

12/3/2014 - Cher Does Not Care About Your Opinions 

12/3/2014 - ​UK Deems Home Births 'Best for Many Mothers'

12/3/2014 - Study: Posh Brits Descended From Centuries' Worth of Posh Brits

12/3/2014 - Y/N: Nicki Minaj's Personal Raps and Gwen's Emoji Video Fall Short

12/3/2014 - The Cost of Having Children Will Only Get More Absurd

12/3/2014 - Here Are the Most Popular Puppy Names of 2014 (And Their Fates)

12/3/2014 - Chris Rock: Hollywood Is Giving Black Women the Shaft

12/3/2014 - This Week In Tabloids: Miley's Coke Parties Have Offended the Kennedys

12/3/2014 - Why Wasn't I Called to Model for This 2015 Erotic Carp Calendar

12/3/2014 - DJ Earworm's Annual Pop Mashup Hits, Reminds Us That 2014 Kinda Sucked

12/3/2014 - NYPD Tweets Request for Trust, Internet Is Like 'What the Fuck?' 

12/3/2014 - Gifts For Your Most Delinquent Loved Ones

12/3/2014 - Swedes Are Flipping Out Over P.C. Changes to Pippi Longstocking

12/3/2014 - Gemma, Sons of Anarchy’s Best Worst Character, Dies Like a G

12/3/2014 - Jury Doesn't Indict Cop Videotaped Choking Eric Garner to Death

12/3/2014 - Someone Appreciates Jill Scott's Bill Cosby Support: Bill Cosby

12/3/2014 - Democratic Staffer Won't Serve Jail Time for Drugging, Raping Women

12/3/2014 - ​I Pulled a Black Friday All-Nighter & Lived to Tell the Tale (Barely)

12/3/2014 - Here's Oprah Luxuriating Beside a Lion Because Oprah

12/3/2014 - Kitten-Themed iPhone App for Kids Featured Ads for NuvaRing

12/3/2014 - Meryl Streep May Have Snooped Around Gwyneth's House on Thanksgiving

12/3/2014 - North Carolina School District Wants to Ban Selfies

12/3/2014 - Let's Find Taylor Swift a Black Friend

12/3/2014 - Watch Prince Crash the W's Jazz Night to Play a Beatles Song

12/3/2014 - Quvenzhané Wallis Finds New York Times Mag Interviewer So, So Boring

12/3/2014 - "Whoomp! (There It Is)" Should Be Every Newlywed Couple's First Dance

12/3/2014 - B​rian Williams Slow Jams the News Again with Jimmy Fallon 

12/3/2014 - Did Taylor Swift Steal 100 Brains From the University of Texas? 

12/3/2014 - Kendall Jenner's Thirst Levels Bring Rare Spark of Life to Her Eyes

12/3/2014 - Bill Cosby Sued Over Playboy Mansion Sex Assault of 15-Year-Old Girl

12/3/2014 - Alexander Wang's New Denim Ads Are Like 'SEX!!!' in a Super Boring Way

12/3/2014 - Watch Reese Witherspoon Enthusiastically Belt 'Random Phrase Carols' 

12/2/2014 - So, About That Episode Where 30 Rock Called Out Bill Cosby as a Rapist

12/2/2014 - Here are 30 Unretouched Male Butts, Because Those Exist Too

12/2/2014 - Jessie Ware Is All About the Love in Her Video for 'You & I (Forever)'

12/2/2014 - Watch 100 Years of Beauty Flash By in Less Than a Minute

12/2/2014 - Here's Run the Jewels' Woozy Video for 'Oh My Darling (Don't Cry)'

12/2/2014 - Michelin-Starred Chef Served Terrible Meat to Asian Customers [Update]

12/2/2014 - 'Forced Femininity Saved My Life:' One Genderqueer on Male 'Privilege'

12/2/2014 - Meet the Man Who Loves the Feel of Bugs on His Dick

12/2/2014 - Honey Boo Boo Star Selling Oils to Save You From Ebola

12/2/2014 - Here are 20 Different Versions of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'

12/2/2014 - Britney Spears Celebrates 33 Years of Life

12/2/2014 - Dumbass YouTuber Banned From JetBlue for Threatening Mean Girls Quote

12/2/2014 - The Peter Pan Live! Cast Is Already Making Excuses for Your Hatred

12/2/2014 - Determined Man Absconds with Ambulance, Heads to Strip Club

12/2/2014 - Lifetime's Whitney Houston Biopic Might Not Be Terrible

12/2/2014 - ​Say Goodbye to Vaginal Atrophy By Blasting Your Vagina with Lasers

12/2/2014 - K. Michelle's 'Drake Would Love Me' Is Basically Fan Fiction

12/2/2014 - Sleek Sweetness and Total Chaos at the British Fashion Awards

12/2/2014 - Here Are the Most Common Baby Names of 2014 (And Their Fates)

12/2/2014 - Man Arrested After Teenage Daughter Is Hospitalized Weighing 40 Pounds

12/2/2014 - A Guide to the Terrible, Delicate Art of Making Parent Friends

12/2/2014 - Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Raped at 19

12/2/2014 - Mary J. Blige's Excellent New Video Tackles the Domestic Abuse Cycle

12/2/2014 - Congressman: Welfare Is a 'Bribe to Not Work That Hard' or Get Married

12/2/2014 - After Protest, Alleged Serial Rapist Teen Arrested In Norman, Oklahoma

12/2/2014 - The Best-Worst Wedding Brawls, Ranked

12/2/2014 - Half the Brides You Know Are About to Buy a Short Wedding Dress

12/2/2014 - Scents Memories: My Life in Cool Water, And Other Perfumes

12/2/2014 - Season's Greetings from Tony Blair and His Worst, Creepiest Smile 

12/2/2014 - ​Reporting Harassment on Twitter Just Got a Lot Easier

12/2/2014 - Here Is a Very Good Piñata of Kim Kardashian's Butt

12/2/2014 - Nicki Minaj Outshines Trey Songz in His Own (Interactive!) Video

12/2/2014 - Karl Lagerfeld's Latest Chanel Film Is a Weird Pharrell Music Video

12/2/2014 - California Convicts First Person Under New Revenge Porn Law

12/2/2014 - Jane Krakowski Gives Peter Pan Live! Audition the Jenna Maroney Try

12/2/2014 - SCOTUS Set to Hear Pregnancy Discrimination Case

12/2/2014 - Who Really Burns: Quitting a Dean's Job in the Age of Mike Brown

12/2/2014 - Ex-CBC Employee: Jian Ghomeshi Is a Creep; CBC Brass Are Lying Weenies

12/2/2014 - Here's the All-Male Version of Beyoncé's "7/11" Video You Asked For

12/2/2014 - Prince Does Not Want Gabrielle Union's Tuna Casserole

12/2/2014 - Tilda Swinton's GQ Interview Is Just as Bananas As You'd Hope

12/2/2014 - UK Bans Facesitting, Fisting & Female Ejaculation from Streaming Porn

12/2/2014 - Crazed Teens Want to Force Emma Watson and Harry Styles To Date

12/2/2014 - Martin Short Plays Pictionary With Jerry Seinfeld on The Tonight Show

12/2/2014 - Janice Dickinson: I Want Bill Cosby to Admit He Is a Pig and a Monster

12/1/2014 - Hero Dog Saves Family By Jumping in Front of Bullets

12/1/2014 - Attorney General Eric Holder Announces Plan to End Racial Profiling

12/1/2014 - Tiny Children Give Hilarious Tips for Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner

12/1/2014 - Taylor Swift 'Shake It Off' Parody Asks Men of Movember to Shave

12/1/2014 - Lauren Graham to Play Late Night Talk Show Host in Sitcom

12/1/2014 - Covering Shrimp in Formaldehyde and Other Cost-Saving Restaurant Moves

12/1/2014 - These Dogs Had One Job and They Failed So Hard

12/1/2014 - Justin Bieber's Dad Accused of Throwing His Dog, Karma, Off a Balcony

12/1/2014 - Mindy Kaling Is Sensitive About Hobbits

12/1/2014 - Chief Justice: Are Internet Death Threats Kinda Like Eminem Lyrics?

12/1/2014 - This Is How Long It Takes to Have Sex With 10,000 Men

12/1/2014 - All You Want for Christmas Is This Mariah Carey Voice Message

12/1/2014 - In the New York Times Holiday Gift Guide, A Beautiful Golden Vape

12/1/2014 - Mary J. Blige's London Sessions Is a Divine Out-of-Body Experience

12/1/2014 - Bill Cosby Steps Down From Temple Board of Trustees

12/1/2014 - My Little Pony Melts in a Jar of Old Semen

12/1/2014 - Black Mirror Is Now On Netflix! Let's All Watch Black Mirror!

12/1/2014 - Terry Crews: Modern Day Masculinity Can Be as Damaging as the Taliban

12/1/2014 - Mo'Ne Davis Predictably Named 'SportsKid of the Year'

12/1/2014 - 'Is the UVA Rape Story a Gigantic Hoax?' Asks Idiot

12/1/2014 - Bravo's Girlfriends' Guide: A Different, Scripted Breed of Reality TV

12/1/2014 - Anthropologie Is Selling a $36 Spool of Twine

12/1/2014 - Oh, My: Nicki Minaj Releases Official Tracklist For The Pinkprint

12/1/2014 - Enraged Male Fan Assaults Bollywood Actress Over Her Short Dress

12/1/2014 - Adnan Syed's Murder Case Is Headed to Appeals Court in January

12/1/2014 - Sparkles, Satin and One Fabulous Bird Caftan at the Soul Train Awards

12/1/2014 - Shia LaBeouf's Collaborators Confirm the Actor's Alleged Rape

12/1/2014 - Ed Sheeran Gives the Gift of Karaoke to a Young Girl in Ireland

12/1/2014 - I Went to the Wilderness to Avoid Making Decisions

12/1/2014 - Activists Say UK Police Jail Rape Victims for 'False' Accusations

12/1/2014 - Chris Rock Wants to Act With Kerry Washington In a Nancy Meyers Romcom

12/1/2014 - Janay Rice: 'I'm Not Going to Sit There in Silence'

12/1/2014 - Lil Kim, Missy Elliott, Da Brat Reunite at the Soul Train Awards

12/1/2014 - Gird Your Loins: House of Cards Is Back on February 27th

12/1/2014 - Despite All the Hype, Black Friday Sales Dropped This Year

12/1/2014 - Here Are Some Restaurant Stories Involving Penises

12/1/2014 - ​Alert: You Can Buy Girl Scout Cookies Online This Year

12/1/2014 - Solange Had the Most Instagrammable Honeymoon of All Time, Of Course

12/1/2014 - GOP Staffer Resigns Over Comments About Obama Girls Lacking Class

12/1/2014 - ​Shut Up or Die: Surviving The Walking Dead's Insane Mid-Season Finale

12/1/2014 - Watching Chris Rock Tease Matt Lauer Is Incredibly Satisfying