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4/29/2014 - Man Named 'Popadick' Arrested for Indecent Exposure

4/29/2014 - 'World's Most Comfortable' Heel Guaranteed to Last A Thousand Years

4/29/2014 - Oklahoma Botched Its Planned Double Execution

4/29/2014 - Here is a Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Burritos At a Tiny Table

4/29/2014 - Kim and Kanye Got a Secret Marriage License and Might Marry This Week

4/29/2014 - Couple Marries in the ER After Groom Has a Heart Attack

4/29/2014 - Jenny McCarthy Thinks Baby Showers for Men Are 'Embarrassing'

4/29/2014 - Iowa College Lets Accused Rapist Choose His Own Punishment

4/29/2014 - Oklahoma Governor's Daughter Enrages Native American Protestors

4/29/2014 - DJ Kittens Are Here to Bring a Little Music Into Your Life

4/29/2014 - We Tried Oprah's Chai Tea and Loved It (and the Heart Palpitations)

4/29/2014 - Cronut Guy Creates Waffogato in Apparent Desperate Cry for Help

4/29/2014 - In-Restaurant Photo Booth for Your Dinner Is the Best Idea Ever

4/29/2014 - Supposedly, Watermelon Juice Is Great for Boners

4/29/2014 - I Got Drunk and Saw The Other Woman By Myself

4/29/2014 - What a Mom Eats at the Time of Conception Might Change Her Baby's DNA

4/29/2014 - Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie? Yup, Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie!

4/29/2014 - 45 Percent of Men Climax Within Two Minutes

4/29/2014 - Three Chicks Arrested After Twerking, Peeing in City Hall Parking Lot

4/29/2014 - Hollywood's Leading Men Star in Powerful PSA About Sexual Assault

4/29/2014 - Noooo: Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas Split

4/29/2014 - These are the Top 10 Gay and Lesbian Cars

4/29/2014 - Amy Schumer Answers Your Questions About Sex, Comedy, and Feminism

4/29/2014 - That Time the Golden Girls Cast Performed Live for Queen Elizabeth

4/29/2014 - Shocker: Racist LA Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Is Also Sexist

4/29/2014 - Man Presents Himself as a Cupcake on Tinder, Drives the Ladies Wild

4/29/2014 - Rihanna and Her Nipples Pose on the Cover of French Magazine Lui

4/29/2014 - Little Women Is Suddenly One of America's Favorite Books

4/29/2014 - The Youths Of Pinterest Lean Republican

4/29/2014 - Laverne Cox Working on MTV Documentary About Trans Teens

4/29/2014 - Here's Why You're Wearing More Makeup Than Everyone Thinks You Need To

4/29/2014 - Chelsea Handler Says Everything Printed About Her is A Lie

4/29/2014 - Accutane to Be Reviewed in UK After Series of Suicides

4/29/2014 - Fox News' Eric Bolling 'Kidding' about George Clooney Being Gay

4/29/2014 - Bill O'Reilly: Beyoncé Doesn't Care About Teen Pregnancy

4/29/2014 - White House Announces Guidelines to Combat Campus Sexual Assault

4/29/2014 - Louis C.K. Thinks His Kids' Homework Is Total Bullshit

4/29/2014 - Rats and Mice Are as Stressed Out By Men as You Are

4/29/2014 - Racist Coot Cliven Bundy Now Comparing Himself to Rosa Parks

4/29/2014 - Emma Stone's Lip Sync to 'All I Do Is Win' by DJ Khaled Is Impeccable

4/28/2014 - Terrifying Creep Hacks into Baby Monitor and Yells at Baby

4/28/2014 - GOP Politician Blames Divorces On Women Who Love Their Kids Too Much

4/28/2014 - Kentucky Print Shop: God, Beards, Guns A-Okay, Gays Unwelcome

4/28/2014 - Tinder-Inspired Dating Comedy Gives Us World's Most Oblivious Dude

4/28/2014 - Craig Ferguson Is Leaving The Late Late Show On CBS

4/28/2014 - Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Had Sex in First Class Under a Blanket

4/28/2014 - SkyMall's Time-Wasting Shopping Catalogs Are Dying

4/28/2014 - Ellen Degeneres Has the Real Scoop on George Clooney

4/28/2014 - Meet Michael Che, the New Daily Show Correspondent

4/28/2014 - Dr. Drew Insults Women With Endometriosis, Ignites Massive Shitstorm

4/28/2014 - The Fate of Mississippi's Last Abortion Clinic is Still Tentative

4/28/2014 - Coming Soon: A Doctor Who Porn Parody Called 'Doctor Whore'

4/28/2014 - Expensive New Perfume Contains Notes of 'Pollution'

4/28/2014 - More Evidence Planet Fitness Is The Worst

4/28/2014 - I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of My Fat-Acceptance Movie

4/28/2014 - Who Is the Most Popular Disney Princess on eBay?

4/28/2014 - This Old Man Fights Dirtier Than You

4/28/2014 - George Clooney vs. Jennifer Aniston: A Tale of Two Singles

4/28/2014 - Men With Bigger Penises Are More Likely to Get Cheated on, Study Says

4/28/2014 - Fox Will Broadcast a Three-Hour Live Version of Grease

4/28/2014 - New York Adds More Women to History Curriculum After Backlash

4/28/2014 - Hilariously Scathing Review Rips Into Jenny McCarthy's New Book

4/28/2014 - Hiding Your Pregnancy From the Internet Is Shockingly Difficult

4/28/2014 - Brown Says Student Rapist Will Not Be Returning to Campus

4/28/2014 - Harper Lee Finally Agrees to Publish To Kill a Mockingbird as E-Book

4/28/2014 - Your Biracial Girlfriend Won't Cure Your Horrible Racism

4/28/2014 - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Vogue Cover Is Killing It

4/28/2014 - Game of Thrones Gives Us What We Really Want: A Cat Named Ser Pounce

4/28/2014 - Paul Simon, Edie Brickell Arrested After Physical Altercation

4/28/2014 - Is Disney Desperately Repurposing Old Tangled Merch as Frozen?

4/28/2014 - Silda Spitzer Got $7.5 Million and a Confidentiality Agreement

4/28/2014 - Girls Season 4 Details Leaked via a Ride on the Subway

4/28/2014 - 'Shelfies' Are the Latest Thing to Make You Want to Quit the Internet

4/28/2014 - Supermodel Hopes Her Daughter Won't Be a Supermodel

4/28/2014 - The Most Truly Evil Customers You've Ever Heard Of

4/28/2014 - Hospital Technician Faked Over 1,200 Breast Cancer Mammograms

4/28/2014 - John Oliver Slams Stupid, Sexist Rules for Buffalo Bills Cheerleaders

4/28/2014 - Dead Socialite Attends Her Wake Upright and Dressed to the Nines

4/28/2014 - Chris Martin Says Conscious Uncoupling From Gwyneth Was All His Fault

4/27/2014 - Badass Twitter Grandmother Baddie Winkle Is Out to Steal Your Man

4/27/2014 - If There's a Transgender Culture, I'm Not Part of It

4/27/2014 - Very Concerned Person Calls Cops Over Giveaway of Banned Book

4/27/2014 - Watch Three Adorable Ducks Take a Bath

4/27/2014 - There Will Be a Gloria Estefan Broadway Musical and Reality Show

4/27/2014 - FDA Threatens Anti-Vax Companies Peddling False Autism Cures

4/27/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: 'A Butterfly for Brooklyn'

4/27/2014 - Sarah Palin Out-Palins Herself, Would Waterboard-Baptize Terrorists

4/27/2014 - Wedding Crashers Apologize after Their Drunken Antics Go Viral

4/27/2014 - Is This Lady Barred from the US Because Her Name Resembles ‘Al-Qaeda’?

4/27/2014 - Puppy Feels Pretty Awful About Eating Her Human's Money

4/27/2014 - How Robot 'Sex' Can Help Us Understand Gender in Mating Strategies

4/27/2014 - This Sexy Slow Jam Cover of the Duck Tales Theme Song is Glorious

4/27/2014 - How To Clean, Preserve And/Or Salvage Your Wedding Dress

4/27/2014 - WI GOP Senator: John Kerry 'Upset God' by Supporting Uganda LGBT

4/27/2014 - A Rather Goth Affair

4/27/2014 - New Twilight Bad Lip Reading Still A Better Love Story than Twilight

4/27/2014 - Paris Cops Charged with Raping Canadian Tourist in Police Headquarters

4/27/2014 - UK's Cameron Against Civil Partnerships--For Straight People

4/27/2014 - Firstborn Girls Are More Likely To Succeed Than Familial Underlings

4/27/2014 - George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Reportedly Engaged

4/26/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Carol Burnett

4/26/2014 - This Physics-Defying Dance Performance Will Blow Your Mind

4/26/2014 - Is This the Most Offensively Misguided Diversity Memo You've Ever Seen?

4/26/2014 - I Can't Stop Watching This Video of Paint Taking Over a Woman's Face

4/26/2014 - Teacher Gave Middle-Schooler a Lap Dance Because Students Urged Her To

4/26/2014 - Watch This Woman Eat 12 Pounds of Pudding in Three Minutes

4/26/2014 - My Friends Still Hang With the Guy Who Sexually Harassed Me

4/26/2014 - Woman Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse On Craigslist

4/26/2014 - Wendy Williams Says It's Okay to Trick a Man Into Getting You Pregnant

4/26/2014 - 'Bling Ring' Tumblr Shoplifting Community Gets Rocked By Outsiders

4/26/2014 - Here's How to Control Your Electronics Via Zipper

4/26/2014 - Fast Food CEOs Make Over 1000 Times as Much as Their Employees

4/26/2014 - Woman Runs Kids Over With SUV, Sues Victims for $1.35 Millon in Damages

4/26/2014 - Police Trainee Throwing Grenade the Wrong Way Will Stop Your Heart

4/26/2014 - Facebook Bans 40-Year-Old's Tasteful Boudoir Photos

4/26/2014 - Catch an Exclusive Look at Ronald McDonald's Upcoming Tweets

4/26/2014 - Woman Killed in Car Crash While Facebooking Lyrics to 'Happy'

4/26/2014 - Columbus Short Fired from Scandal Amidst Domestic Violence Allegations

4/25/2014 - Jack Black to Play R.L. Stine in Goosebumps Movie

4/25/2014 - You Are Mostly Made of Bacteria and There's a 'World War' in Your Colon

4/25/2014 - Laura Benanti Has a Great Suggestion for Guys Who Want to Meet Women

4/25/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Taylor Swift Is Actually Sarah Hyland's Mom

4/25/2014 - Anna Wintour Didn't Put Kimye on Vogue, Grace Coddington Did

4/25/2014 - Will the New Teen Jesus Series Be the CW-esque Romp We're Praying for?

4/25/2014 - The Ugly Sandal Is King. Long Live the Ugly Sandal!

4/25/2014 - These Dogs Wanna Be Friends With Cats, These Cats Are Just Not Into It

4/25/2014 - What Does It Mean to 'Drink Like a Woman' Today?

4/25/2014 - Inside the Hollywood Sex Ring Mansion From the Bryan Singer Lawsuit

4/25/2014 - Say Goodbye to Pap Smears, Ladies. (Maybe.)

4/25/2014 - Ravens Are Terrifyingly Smart and Form Complicated Raven Governments

4/25/2014 - The Grossest Thing You've Ever Witnessed Happening in Public

4/25/2014 - Japanese Company Offers Men Glamour Shoots in Wedding Dresses

4/25/2014 - Instagram Celeb Tosses Porn Star Off Roof Into Pool, Breaks Her Foot

4/25/2014 - Awesome Ladies Convene for Variety's Power of Women Event

4/25/2014 - Ladies, 5 Seconds of Summer Just Wants to Bone You

4/25/2014 - Meet Mesh, a Dating Site That Sifts Out Spammers and Harassers

4/25/2014 - The Definitive Sad Teen Death Movie Power Rankings

4/25/2014 - Carol's Daughter Files For Bankruptcy

4/25/2014 - John Oliver Taunts Jon Stewart About How Great Life Is at HBO

4/25/2014 - Girl Stabbed to Death After Rejecting Invitation to Prom

4/25/2014 - Your Friday Happy Cry: Widower Learns He's Going to be a Grandpa

4/25/2014 - Mississippi Businesses Delighted to Sell You That Gay Wedding Cake

4/25/2014 - The Story Behind American University's Rapey, Violent 'Secret' Frat

4/25/2014 - Beyoncé Asks Fans to Define Beauty With #Whatispretty

4/25/2014 - Amish Are Getting Vaccinated After Measles Outbreak in Their Community

4/25/2014 - Bare Escentuals Bucks Tradition and Tries Liquid Foundation

4/25/2014 - Watch Michelle Obama Surprise Leslie Knope on Parks and Rec

4/25/2014 - Dr. Phil Fixes the World With a Sit-Down with Putin and Obama

4/25/2014 - 'I Will Survive' Anti-Bullying Revenge Ad is Misguided Bullshit

4/25/2014 - There's a Longstanding Midwife Shortage in Britain

4/25/2014 - Wee Prince George 'Enhanced' With Photoshop for Magazine Cover

4/25/2014 - Ice Cream Maker Plants Gay Pride Flag on Uganda's Highest Peak

4/25/2014 - Laverne Cox Should Not Be in the Time 100

4/24/2014 - Terrible Mailman Hid More Than 44,000 Pieces of Mail in Mother's Home

4/24/2014 - Brave Boy Sings Gospel Song Over and Over Until Kidnapper Lets Him Go

4/24/2014 - 1950s Ladymag Offers Dating Advice on 'How to Behave in a Restaurant'

4/24/2014 - Pharrell's 'Journal' Shows How Hard It Was To Write Lyrics for 'Happy'

4/24/2014 - Customs Officials Detain Justin Bieber at LAX, Won't Let Him into USA

4/24/2014 - Emile Hirsch Tells a Really Topical Lorena Bobbitt Joke

4/24/2014 - Nuns Are So Hot Right Now They're Getting Their Own Reality Show

4/24/2014 - Model Sues 50 Cent for Calling Her a 'Super Thirsty' 'Video Bitch'

4/24/2014 - Walt Disney World and the Homeless Underclass in Orlando

4/24/2014 - Taco Bell is Going to Launch a Fancy New Upscale Version of Itself

4/24/2014 - How Often Do You Throw Away Your Undies?

4/24/2014 - Yet Another School Bans Annoying Mid-Commencement Selfies

4/24/2014 - Nashville Star Aubrey Peeples Signs on for Jem and the Holograms

4/24/2014 - Time to Accept Reality and Stop Flushing Tampons Down the Toilet

4/24/2014 - Shed a Tear as Stephen Colbert Visits The Daily Show to Say Goodbye

4/24/2014 - 23 Students File Complaint Against Columbia for Mishandling Rape

4/24/2014 - Bryan Singer Calls Sex Abuse Allegations a 'Sick Twisted Shakedown'

4/24/2014 - New York's New Cat Café Has a Line Around the Block to Get In

4/24/2014 - Red Alert: Dudes Are Now Hiring PUAs to Run Their Dating Profiles

4/24/2014 - Katy Perry's Prank-Filled 'Birthday' Video Not Suitable for Children

4/24/2014 - Pharrell Likes His Ladies 'Different' in 'Marilyn Monroe' Video

4/24/2014 - This Shot-for-Shot Frozen-'Thriller' Mashup Is Damn Near Perfect

4/24/2014 - It's Kind of Fucking Pointless to Shield Kids from Swearwords

4/24/2014 - Ronald McDonald Gets a Normcore Makeover

4/24/2014 - Brit Hume Applauds Megyn Kelly's Influential Hotness

4/24/2014 - Absolute Champion Delivers 14.5 Pound Baby

4/24/2014 - Terry Richardson's Latest Scandal Was an All-Too Believable Hoax

4/24/2014 - What Is a 'Sophisticated Handjob,' and Isn't It an Oxymoron?

4/24/2014 - Barbie Live-Action Film Might Actually Be Good and Sorta Feminist

4/24/2014 - A Chicago Restaurant/Dream Factory is Selling a Wonut

4/24/2014 - President Bartlet Thinks Mandatory Minimum Sentences Are Bullshit

4/24/2014 - Watch the First Scene from the New Season of Orange is the New Black

4/24/2014 - Hey, Brides: Weddings Are Hideously Expensive for Guests, Too

4/24/2014 - Page Six Starts a Rumor That Lucky Mag Will Be Shutdown

4/24/2014 - Watch Cameron Diaz and Jimmy Fallon's Hilarious Game of Roller Golf

4/24/2014 - Teen Girl Does a Plank for a Record-Breaking Hour and 20 Minutes

4/24/2014 - Florida School Decides to Stop Giving Kids Mountain Dew Before Tests

4/24/2014 - Her Majesty Beyoncé Scores the 'Most Influential' Cover of Time

4/24/2014 - Madonna Thinks Putin, Kale are 'Gay,' Dislikes Guacamole

4/23/2014 - Scarlett Johansson and Lupita Nyong'o Might Be in The Jungle Book Film

4/23/2014 - Jesus Makes Stunning Appearance in California Woman's Pancake

4/23/2014 - Joan Rivers Not Sorry For Joke About Cleveland Kidnapping Victims

4/23/2014 - Watch a 100-Year-Old Woman Talk About Falling in Love with Her Husband

4/23/2014 - A Tokyo Eatery is Setting Up Lonely Diners With Stuffed Animals

4/23/2014 - Meg Ryan Cast as Narrator of How I Met Your Father

4/23/2014 - Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell Don't Mind If You Confuse Them

4/23/2014 - Sorkin Says Lady Execs Are Also to Blame for Lack of Good Female Roles

4/23/2014 - Study: Little Boys More Likely to Get an Allowance Than Little Girls

4/23/2014 - Oprah's Ex-Stepmom Claims Oprah Wishes She Had Lighter Skin

4/23/2014 - Lily Allen Challenges Every Female Pop Star to World's Lamest Fight

4/23/2014 - Chase Bank Is Shutting Down Porn Actors' Bank Accounts

4/23/2014 - Brown Suspended a Student's Rapist But Allowed Him to Return to School

4/23/2014 - How Will and Kate React to Pursuits Enjoyed by Today's Youth

4/23/2014 - Did Tori Spelling Fake a Cheating Scandal to Land a New Reality Show?

4/23/2014 - Conservatives Call Justice Sotomayor 'Illiterate' and 'Emotional'

4/23/2014 - Chelsea Manning's Name Has Been Legally Changed

4/23/2014 - Everything You Need to Know About Selling Your Panties on the Internet

4/23/2014 - Here's a Woman Plopping Paint Eggs Out of Her Vagina -- for Art!

4/23/2014 - Andy Richter and Others Take Over Macabre #HeavenIsForRealMovie

4/23/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Battle of the Celebrity Engagement Rings

4/23/2014 - Director Amy Berg's New Doc to Expose Hollywood Sex Abuse Rings

4/23/2014 - Rich People Literally Outlive the Teeming Plebs

4/23/2014 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus Bangs a Clown in GQ

4/23/2014 - The Beanie Baby King Got Busted for Tax Evasion, But Skirted Jail

4/23/2014 - More Women Are Chopping Off Parts of Their Feet to Fit in Heels

4/23/2014 - Heads Up: Lots of People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!

4/23/2014 - Alicia Silverstone's Nutty New Parenting Book Is Anti-Vax, Anti-Diaper

4/23/2014 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Ex-Wife Admits She Was in Denial

4/23/2014 - Oh You Got Your 'Dream Job' and It Sucks? Welcome to Life

4/23/2014 - Why Women Like Rock Stars, According to Science

4/23/2014 - Sorority 'Dick Sucking Queen' Writes Truly Unhinged Graduation Letter

4/23/2014 - Would America Lose Its Shit Over a Two-Woman Presidential Ticket?

4/23/2014 - Guy Fieri’s New Restaurant Menu, Item by Insane Item

4/23/2014 - HuffPostGay Posts Offensive Video of Drag Queen Shooting Trans Writer

4/23/2014 - Woman Sues for $250,000 After Harrowing Duck Attack

4/23/2014 - Oh No, Disney Will Drive Us All Mad With an 'It's a Small World' Movie

4/23/2014 - Katy Perry Dressed Up as a Clown and Made Children Cry

4/23/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Named People's Most Beautiful

4/23/2014 - DJ Cat Will Paint the World with Sound Rainbows

4/22/2014 - Stephen Colbert Tells Letterman CBS Hired 'A Boob' to Replace Him

4/22/2014 - Here Is the Unicorn Rainbow Fart Cake Life Promised You

4/22/2014 - Poll: More Texans Support Same-Sex Marriage Than Oppose

4/22/2014 - Artist Creates Portrait of Tom Daley From Homophobic Tweets

4/22/2014 - Cat Owners: Save Your Sanity With This Feline-Friendly Computer Desk

4/22/2014 - Gwyneth Files Restraining Order After Creep Lies His Way into Her Home

4/22/2014 - Louisiana Is Still Determined to Outlaw Butt Sex

4/22/2014 - Iggy Wants to Be America's 'One Rapper With a Vagina'

4/22/2014 - Amélie Put a Damper on Jenny Slate's Sexual Awakening

4/22/2014 - Female High School Student Kicked Out of Prom for Wearing Pants

4/22/2014 - Is Justice Scalia's Wife an Anti-Abortion Pregnancy Counselor?

4/22/2014 - Jack Johnson (Remember Him?) Just Debuted a Line of Hippie Flip-Flops

4/22/2014 - A NY Restaurant is Selling a $1000 Ice Cream Sundae With Jewelry

4/22/2014 - Genius Woman Responds to OKCupid Creeps by Drawing Them Naked

4/22/2014 - Hot Colors and Cool Shoes at The Other Woman Premiere

4/22/2014 - Mean Girls' Actor Comes Out in a Letter to His Character, Damian

4/22/2014 - Inside Nicki Minaj's Make-Under

4/22/2014 - Amy Schumer Wants to Answer Your Questions!

4/22/2014 - Hollywood Men: It's No Longer About Your Acting, It's About Your Abs

4/22/2014 - Avril Lavigne's New Video Is a Monstrosity

4/22/2014 - Lululemon Investors Blame Financial Woes on CEO's 'Dumpy' Body

4/22/2014 - As Fashion Bloggers Become Insiders, Do They Lose Their Impact?

4/22/2014 - Oprah and Gayle's Relationship Is 'Bizarre, Unhealthy' Says Ex-Stepmom

4/22/2014 - Stephen Colbert Rant on Hillary's GrandmaGate is Very Cathartic

4/22/2014 - Megan Amram's 'Science...For Her!' Looks Amazing

4/22/2014 - Alabama Greek System Wants a Cookie for Accepting a Few Blacks

4/22/2014 - Are You a Cranky Jerk? Time Will Take Care of That.

4/22/2014 - Bear Grylls's New Dudes-Only Show Has Female Survivalists Pissed

4/22/2014 - Women Think Men Sound Like Idiots When They Put on Flirty Voices

4/22/2014 - 'Looking Your Age' Has Lost All Meaning

4/22/2014 - Katy Perry Transforms Into Elderly Burlesque Dancer for New Video

4/22/2014 - Allure's Annual Naked Issue Is Light on Actual Nakedness

4/22/2014 - A Jew's Post-Game Guide to Easter Candies

4/22/2014 - Spot-On Dove Parody Shows Women They're Not Hideous Monsters

4/22/2014 - The Rules of Fashion and Marriage According to a Ladymag From 1895

4/22/2014 - Miranda Kerr's Debut Single Is Predictably Awful

4/22/2014 - Prep School Lacrosse Bros Arrested for Alleged Drug Ring

4/22/2014 - Women Quite Possibly Hate Your Stupid 'Sexy' Car

4/22/2014 - R. Kelly's Housekeeper Sued Him for Sexual Harassment

4/22/2014 - For One Brief, Shining Moment, New York City Will Get Its Own Cat Cafe

4/22/2014 - Selena Gomez Deletes Famous Friends From Instagram, Life

4/22/2014 - Fantastic: Brian Williams Raps 'Gin and Juice' on The Tonight Show

4/21/2014 - Teens Today Watch Mean Girls and Pretty Much Love It

4/21/2014 - Survey Finds More Women Taking Charge of DIY Around the House

4/21/2014 - David Neuman Denies Allegations in Bryan Singer Sex Abuse Lawsuit

4/21/2014 - HBO Gets How Weird It Is Watching Game of Thrones With Your Parents

4/21/2014 - A Whole Bunch of People Got Food Poisoning at the Food Safety Summit

4/21/2014 - Drop Everything and Listen to Corey Feldman's New Single

4/21/2014 - Boy Scouts Revoke Church Charter Over Support of Gay Scoutmaster

4/21/2014 - Diablo Cody Invented a New Beauty Term

4/21/2014 - Vogue Offers Exercise Tips for Women Too Weak to Wear Heavy Ball Gowns

4/21/2014 - More Hollywood Big Shots Named in the Bryan Singer Sex Abuse Suit

4/21/2014 - 234 Girls Were Kidnapped from Nigerian School, Parents Claim

4/21/2014 - Read the Rapey Emails of American University's 'Secret Fraternity'

4/21/2014 - What's Your Favorite Fact About Yourself?

4/21/2014 - Cats Are Divas Who Refuse to Cooperate With Scientists

4/21/2014 - About That Embarrassing Real Housewives Of Atlanta Brawl

4/21/2014 - Queen Elizabeth Got a Fancy New Portrait for Her 88th Birthday

4/21/2014 - This Milk Commercial Is the Most Pornographic Jizz-Fest I've Ever Seen

4/21/2014 - Art Dealer Who Conned Galleries Out of $80 Million Busted

4/21/2014 - The Game of Thrones Rape Scene Was Unnecessary and Despicable

4/21/2014 - Bryant University Instituting Selfie Ban for Graduation

4/21/2014 - Something Weird Is Going on With David Gregory and Meet the Press

4/21/2014 - Catholic Leader on Obamacare: Women Can Just Buy Contraception at 7-11

4/21/2014 - The People Who Watch Marathons

4/21/2014 - Here's a Movie About a Detachable Penis That Turns Into a Man

4/21/2014 - Parents Let Redditors Choose Baby's Name, and It's Actually Not Bad

4/21/2014 - White Supremacists Crash Easter Egg Hunt, Leave Racist Easter Eggs

4/21/2014 - Can You Wear White to a Gay Wedding if There’s No Bride?

4/21/2014 - Hey Church-Goers, You Look Sloppy in That Pew

4/21/2014 - Teen Fights McDonald's 'Boys' and 'Girls' Happy Meal Toys--And Wins

4/21/2014 - Beyond Bryan Singer: More Hollywood Sex Abuse Lawsuits to Be Announced

4/21/2014 - Peaches Geldof Laid to Rest in England Today

4/21/2014 - Meet the Press Ponders Whether a Grandma Can Run for President

4/21/2014 - Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Local News Show

4/21/2014 - Couple in Afghanistan Living Like Romeo and Juliet On the Run

4/21/2014 - Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Is Bleeding Money and $1.2 Million in Debt

4/21/2014 - Breaking: Wee Prince George Now Has Teeth.

4/21/2014 - Restaurant Customers Who Refused to Accept Reality

4/21/2014 - Your Morning Cry: After 70 Years Together, Couple Dies 15 Hours Apart

4/21/2014 - New True Blood Trailer Is Painted in Shades of Hurricane Katrina

4/21/2014 - Teen Survives Flight to Hawaii in an Airplane Wheel Well

4/21/2014 - Lindsay Lohan Reveals She Had a Miscarriage While Filming OWN Show

4/21/2014 - Michelle Obama Says Eat All the Chocolate You Want! Almost.

4/20/2014 - Personal Trainer Says She is Bullied for Working Out While Pregnant

4/20/2014 - Haagen-Dazs Japan Is Going to Release Vegetable-Flavored Ice Cream

4/20/2014 - Walter the Miniature Pinscher Gets a Second Chance at Life

4/20/2014 - Vietnam May Get Domestic Partnerships, Still Repressive Elsewise

4/20/2014 - Singer Does Mash-up of Frozen's 'Let it Go' With Game of Thrones

4/20/2014 - Model Says Terry Richardson Offered Her a Vogue Shoot for Sex

4/20/2014 - SoCal Del Taco Accidentally Charges Customers Thousands

4/20/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: Remembering Columbine

4/20/2014 - Russian Politician Bids Aides to "Violently Rape" Pregnant Journalist

4/20/2014 - Man Steals Dog, TV from Woman On First Date, Returns Items Days Later

4/20/2014 - Laura Prepon Back Full-Time for Orange Is The New Black Season 3

4/20/2014 - Weedster May Have Been Too Much For Us To Handle

4/20/2014 - Student Asks Miss America to Prom, Gets Suspended

4/20/2014 - Dumb Survey Says Your Name Predicts How Much of a Gold Digger You Are

4/20/2014 - Happy Easter: It’s a Llama Prancing To DMX

4/20/2014 - White House Refuses to Comment on Justin Bieber Deportation Petition

4/20/2014 - Judge Issues Final Dismissals of Lululemon Lawsuits

4/20/2014 - Transgender Woman Running for Parliament in India

4/20/2014 - Kim Novak Calls Out the Haters with an Open Letter

4/20/2014 - Ugh, There's Already a Petition Against Finland's Gay Stamps

4/19/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Adrianne Wadewitz

4/19/2014 - Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Posts 'Makeup-Free' Selfies

4/19/2014 - Banging in Public Bathrooms is D.C.'s Hottest Trend. Is Your City Next?

4/19/2014 - Monsters Inc. Is Even Cuter With Kittens

4/19/2014 - S. Korean Surgeon 'Going to Hell' for Sex Reassignment Surgeries

4/19/2014 - Watch Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Play The Newlywed Game

4/19/2014 - Artist Imagines World Where Male Superheroes Get Pin-up Treatment

4/19/2014 - Celebrate Easter With These Creepy Photos Of Hot People in Bunny Heads

4/19/2014 - Heartbreaking: Father Murdered Son For Disrupting Video Games, Netflix

4/19/2014 - Food Shortages Might Doom Humanity by 2050

4/19/2014 - Watch This Guy Eat 100 Peeps in Only Two Minutes

4/19/2014 - The New Kylie Minogue B-Side Is Here And It's Awesome

4/19/2014 - Cat Attack Sends Three to Hospital

4/19/2014 - Bud Light Responds to 'Mom Interview' Ad With Inane 'Dad Interview' Ad

4/19/2014 - Powdered Alcohol is About to be a Thing

4/19/2014 - Andrew Garfield Mansplains Femininity to Emma Stone

4/19/2014 - Turkey Now Wants to Build All Gay Prisons For 'Protection'

4/18/2014 - Disney Park Employee Tells Mom to Cover Up Her Big Breasts

4/18/2014 - Idris Elba and His Girlfriend Had a Baby!

4/18/2014 - Book Is Supposedly New 50 Shades, But Is Really Just Sloppy Fanfic

4/18/2014 - Zach Braff Releases His Own Fuck List

4/18/2014 - Sorry to Dash Your Dreams But Tom Hardy Is Probably Not Available

4/18/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Coco Rocha Tries Out 24k Gold Under-Eye Masks

4/18/2014 - These Are the Shots That Make Tons of Cash for the Paparazzi

4/18/2014 - Michelle Obama to Guest Star on -- Wait For It -- Nashville

4/18/2014 - Occupy Wall Street's Spokesman Is for Sale on RentAGent.com

4/18/2014 - This Is Why We're the Atheist Generation

4/18/2014 - Tell Us About the Juiciest Thing You Found Snooping On Social Media

4/18/2014 - Quit Trying to Make the 'War on Easter' Happen

4/18/2014 - Mayor Who Fired Lesbian Police Chief Caught on Tape in Homophobic Rant

4/18/2014 - A County-by-County Map of America's Ethnic Roots

4/18/2014 - Let's Talk About How Kanye Wants to Dip Kim's Ass in Gold

4/18/2014 - We Need to Take a Deep Breath and Calm the Fuck Down About Spoilers

4/18/2014 - Home Is the First 3D Animated Film Starring A Black Character

4/18/2014 - There's Been a Secret White House Cat for Years

4/18/2014 - Lindsay Lohan Discussed the Power of Selfies on The View Today

4/18/2014 - Dad's Passionate Poem: 'To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter'

4/18/2014 - Preschooler Finds a Xanax Inside One of Her Easter Eggs

4/18/2014 - Darren Sharper's DNA Found On Arizona Victim, Judge Denies Bail

4/18/2014 - People Are Seriously Asking If Hillary Can Be President and a Grandma

4/18/2014 - This Woman Is Absolutely Crushing It on Jeopardy Right Now

4/18/2014 - Just in Time for Easter, Jelly Bean Milk is a Thing

4/18/2014 - Adorable Kittens Not-So-Adorably Shipped in the Mail

4/18/2014 - Shoppers Lose Their Shit Over Kate Middleton's DVF Wrap Dress

4/18/2014 - Read the Full, Lurid Sex Assault Lawsuit Against Bryan Singer

4/18/2014 - Hillary Clinton's Memoir Hard Choices Is Ready for Its Close-Up

4/18/2014 - Lindsay Lohan Explains Why She Doesn't Wear a Bra on Her Show

4/18/2014 - Crafters, Beware: Michaels Hit by Credit Card Data Hack

4/18/2014 - Sky Ferreira Is Pissed About Accusations of Racism

4/18/2014 - Beyoncé Really, Really Does Not Want to Be Friends With Kim Kardashian

4/17/2014 - Arrest Made in Connection to Amanda Todd Cyber Bullying Case

4/17/2014 - Bunny Named 'Hope' Given Second Chance At Life Thanks to Rescuer

4/17/2014 - Scandal Season Finale Open Thread: Shit Is Blowing Up

4/17/2014 - True Love Tales: Couple Steals Car So They Won't Be Late for Court

4/17/2014 - Think You Know What 'Queer' Looks Like? Think Again.

4/17/2014 - Here is Kate Middleton Photobombing A Fan's Selfie in New Zealand

4/17/2014 - Lindsay Lohan Cries Over Leaked Sex List in Lindsay Finale Preview

4/17/2014 - General Mills Is Trying to Take Away Your Right to Sue For Any Reason

4/17/2014 - Joe Budden Shares His Preference for Receiving Oral Pleasure

4/17/2014 - Congresswomen Introduce Bill to Regulate Overzealous Photoshopping

4/17/2014 - New App Will Help Keep You Safe When You're Walking Home Alone

4/17/2014 - Taylor Swift and Your Mom Shop at the Same Place Now

4/17/2014 - High School Makes Students Dress According to Gender for Graduation

4/17/2014 - Your Gym Is Watching You. Counting. Monitoring. Waiting.

4/17/2014 - When, Oh When, Is Lupita Nyong'o Getting Her Next Role?

4/17/2014 - Texas Republican Launches and Quickly Folds 'Boats N' Hoes' Super PAC

4/17/2014 - Solve Sexism With Overconfidence, Hope and Changing Your Brain

4/17/2014 - Craigslist Ad Offers You $175 to Bathe in Ramen Noodles

4/17/2014 - Florida Woman Arrested for Running a Botox Clinic Out of Her Garage

4/17/2014 - You Can FINALLY Get the Weather Forecast for Your Hair

4/17/2014 - Oh Dear, Laura Prepon May Be Tom Cruise's New Scientology Girlfriend

4/17/2014 - If You're a Black Woman on TV, a Sex Tape Is Never Just a Sex Tape

4/17/2014 - Jourdan Dunn 'Honored' to Be the New Spokeswoman for Maybelline

4/17/2014 - For Chrissake, Going Without Makeup Is Neither a Trend Nor Laziness

4/17/2014 - Hot New Having It All Tip: Just Be Rich Enough to Freeze Your Eggs!

4/17/2014 - Overly Nervous Boyfriend Drops Engagement Ring Into a Pond Mid-Proposal

4/17/2014 - 'Tuition' Is Beyoncé's 'Partition' Except About Student Loans

4/17/2014 - A Disturbing Montage of Real Housewives Crying Through Botox

4/17/2014 - Documentary The Illusionists Tackles How Corporations Sell Beauty

4/17/2014 - FDA Warns Maker of Sports Supplement For Use of "Meth-Like Substance"

4/17/2014 - Nightmare Bacteria Could Be Growing on Your Cutting Board

4/17/2014 - The Promo for I Wanna Marry Harry Is Here and It Features Crying

4/17/2014 - Faking It is More Fun Than You Think

4/17/2014 - Twitter Ragers, Bomb Threats, Selfies: Teens Now Are Dumber Than Ever

4/17/2014 - The Sicilian Nun Is Back, Singing 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun'

4/17/2014 - Selfies, Politics and Poop: It's the Annual Peeps Diorama Contest

4/17/2014 - Mean Girls Star Gives the Lowdown on How He Got The Best Gig Ever

4/17/2014 - Rejoice! The Orange Is The New Black Season 2 Trailer Is Finally Here

4/17/2014 - City Dumps 38 Million Gallons of Water After Teen Pees in Reservoir

4/17/2014 - X-Men Director Accused of Drugging, Raping Teenage Boy

4/16/2014 - Your Evening Cry: Dying Woman Seeks Loving Home for Her Dog

4/16/2014 - Joe Biden Posts the Best Selfie of All Time with Barack Obama

4/16/2014 - Jelly Beans Baron Donates Thousands to Persecute Trans Students

4/16/2014 - Nebraska School Gives Most Idiotic Advice Ever to Deal with Bullies

4/16/2014 - Wolf of Wall Street Gets a Long Overdue 'Honest Trailer'

4/16/2014 - Want to Cheat On Your Spouse Without Fear of Judgement? Go to France!

4/16/2014 - Kate Upton Actually Doesn't Hate Her Boobs

4/16/2014 - Comic Neue Is Nothing More Than the Demon Bastard Child of Comic Sans

4/16/2014 - Noted Anti-Vaxxer Jenny McCarthy Is Engaged to Donnie Wahlberg

4/16/2014 - Fox News Has Crazy New Idea of Putting 4 Women on One News Show

4/16/2014 - Not-So-Secret Rape Apologist Runs for Missoula County Attorney

4/16/2014 - Every Dude You Know Is Getting This Haircut

4/16/2014 - India Officially Recognizes Transgender People as 'Third Gender'

4/16/2014 - Take That Dot Off Your Forehead and Quit Trying to Make Bindis Happen

4/16/2014 - Katy Perry Might Be Dating Diplo. Should We Be Worried?

4/16/2014 - Woman Dies, Leaves $50,000 to Be Divided Amongst Her Cats

4/16/2014 - Jon Hamm Teaches Sesame Street About Feelings

4/16/2014 - Remarkably Sane Judge Just Threw Out America's Strictest Abortion Law

4/16/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Miley in Danger of Drug-Induced Heart Attack

4/16/2014 - I Can't Stop Watching This Super-Intense Mexican Soap Opera Clip

4/16/2014 - Smothering Your Partner While You Sleep Will Save Your Relationship

4/16/2014 - Watch Elizabeth Banks Take a Walk of Shame in a Bandage Dress

4/16/2014 - Louisville High School Shuts Down YouTube, Twitter After Teen Suicide

4/16/2014 - Women's Magazine FINALLY Tells Us How to Decode the Opposite Sex

4/16/2014 - Kathie Lee Works for NBC News by Day But Sounds Like Fox News at Night

4/16/2014 - The Most Important Thing Teen Girls Should Do But Don't: Masturbate

4/16/2014 - Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Take Credit for Sloths' Popularity

4/16/2014 - Candy Bars, Ranked

4/16/2014 - Woman Sues Walmart for Destroying Her Butt-Length Hair

4/16/2014 - Kathleen Sebelius Might Be Running For Senator in Kansas

4/16/2014 - Rapping Medic Explains How Little Girl Should Care for Her Cast

4/16/2014 - US Airways Won't Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet

4/16/2014 - Exercising May Actually Reverse the Aging of Skin

4/16/2014 - We Have Reached Peak Beard and Science Says the Hairy End Is Nigh

4/16/2014 - Captain Underpants Gets More Calls for Censorship Than Fifty Shades

4/16/2014 - The People Who Make Your Sneakers Are On Strike

4/16/2014 - Beyoncé and Jay Z Will Be Drunk In Love All Summer on Joint Tour

4/15/2014 - Police Seek OBGYN Who Allegedly Took Nude Photos of Patient

4/15/2014 - High School Teens Celebrate School Pride with Mind-Blowing Lip Sync

4/15/2014 - This Bar Will Do Your Laundry While You Get Drunk and Eat Cheese

4/15/2014 - This Cabbage Patch Kid Kanye Video Is the Best Kanye Video Ever

4/15/2014 - It's Official: Maya Rudolph's Variety Show Has an Airdate!

4/15/2014 - Sex Education in American Schools Still Leaves Kids Ignorant

4/15/2014 - Chelsea Handler Really, Really, Really Wants a Network Late Night Show

4/15/2014 - Katy Perry Is Suffering From the Dreaded Coachella Boogers Disease

4/15/2014 - Noah Screenwriter Explains White People Are Stand-Ins for All People

4/15/2014 - Bitcoin Reaches Its Logical Conclusion: Payments for Cam Shows

4/15/2014 - Game of Thrones Tourism Is Happening, Since Westeros Sounds So Fun

4/15/2014 - Your Brain Starts Turning to Mush at Age 24

4/15/2014 - What Lady Gaga's Versace Ads Look Like Without Photoshop

4/15/2014 - Obvious Child Is the Abortion Rom-Com We've All Been Waiting For

4/15/2014 - Neil Patrick Harris Deletes Tweet Praising Terry Richardson

4/15/2014 - We Need To Talk About 'Butt Selfie Queen' Jen Selter

4/15/2014 - Phyllis Schlafly Has Really Outdone Herself This Time

4/15/2014 - Survey Says that 26.5 to 38% of Women are Bisexual

4/15/2014 - Mizzou Admits They Fucked Up Sexual Assault Case of Student Athlete

4/15/2014 - Divynls' 'I Touch Myself' Becomes Breast Cancer Awareness Anthem

4/15/2014 - 'World's Toughest Job' Viral Video Is Obvious, Manipulative and Stupid

4/15/2014 - OITNB's Real-Life Alex Says She and Piper 'Weren't Girlfriends'

4/15/2014 - Owner of Collapsed Bangladesh Factory Faces Murder Charges

4/15/2014 - Your Partner Knows When You're Faking That Orgasm

4/15/2014 - I Lead Inspirational Retreats… And I'm Struggling With Depression

4/15/2014 - Jackie Collins Has 4 TiVos and Was a Leopard in a Past Life

4/15/2014 - Rattlesnake Rodeo Sounds Like the Worst Thing Ever

4/15/2014 - Yes, He Has a Penis, and Other Facts About the Human Ken Doll

4/15/2014 - Amy Schumer and Josh Charles Find Love and Purpose Amongst Fast Food

4/15/2014 - A Look At How Women Are Being Integrated Into the Military

4/15/2014 - Here's Lindsay Lohan Playing a Spoiled, Flakey Bride on 2 Broke Girls

4/15/2014 - Teen's Awful 'Promposal' Involves a Fake College Rejection Letter

4/15/2014 - Ryan Gosling, Benedict Cumberbatch Coloring Books Are Must-Haves

4/15/2014 - SHOEGAZI: Truthers Think Hillary Planned the Shoe-Throwing Incident

4/15/2014 - 3-Year-Old Golf 'Prodigy' Can Putt. Big Fucking Deal.

4/15/2014 - Woman Gets Pregnant With Wrong Embryos During Fertility Treatment

4/15/2014 - Mad at Your Partner? You Should Probably Eat Something.

4/15/2014 - Stunning Images From Last Night's Blood Moon

4/15/2014 - The Creepy-Ass Gone Girl Trailer Is Finally Here

4/15/2014 - New Dads, Like New Moms, Get Depressed After Kids Are Born

4/15/2014 - Dominos is Now Selling a Pizza With a Fried Chicken Crust

4/15/2014 - DWTS Debuts Catchy Samba Version of 'I Just Can't Wait to Be King'

4/15/2014 - Supposedly Sober Lindsay Lohan Spotted Drinking Vodka at Coachella

4/14/2014 - Oh Great, Now Lots of People Are Tweeting Bomb Threats to Airlines

4/14/2014 - The 'Blood Moon' Lunar Eclipse is Finally Upon Us

4/14/2014 - RuPaul Finally Stops Being Quite as Transphobic on Drag Race

4/14/2014 - Pot Vending Machines Arrive in Colorado

4/14/2014 - Southwest Flight Attendant Puts Her Comedy Spin on Flight Safety Rules

4/14/2014 - Finland's New Stamps Are Really Gay

4/14/2014 - Ice Cube Says He Was 'Robbed' by Paul Walker at the MTV Movie Awards

4/14/2014 - This Commercial for Tokyo Rainbow Week is Heartwarming

4/14/2014 - Neil Patrick Harris Has Fallen Under Terry Richardson's Spell

4/14/2014 - Hilary Duff, Sutton Foster and Debi Mazar to Star in New TV Comedy

4/14/2014 - Depressing/Unsurprising Study: Girls View Sexual Violence As Normal

4/14/2014 - This Vera Wang Video Is More Like American Horror Story: Weddings

4/14/2014 - New Zealand Pizza Chain Covers Billboard in Rabbit Pelts

4/14/2014 - French Police Try to Track Down a Rapist with Mass DNA Testing

4/14/2014 - NYPD Chief Adopts the Palm Sunday Massacre Survivor She Raised

4/14/2014 - Game of Boners: A Different Kind of Pie

4/14/2014 - Woman with No Pants Steals Two Boxes of Franzia

4/14/2014 - Bourbon Ad Aired During Mad Men Last Night Was Dumb, Sexist

4/14/2014 - Public Schools' Chicken Nuggets Don't Contain Much Chicken

4/14/2014 - Taylor Swift Turned Up at a Superfan's Bridal Shower

4/14/2014 - Meet Randy, the Man Who Hoards Mannequins That Look Like Randy

4/14/2014 - Mad Men: The Beginning of the End

4/14/2014 - US Airways Tweets Pic of Woman With Toy Airplane in Her Vagina [NSFW]

4/14/2014 - Watch This Little Baby Age 14 Years in 4 Minutes

4/14/2014 - Pregnant Women Are Taking an Awful Lot of Opioids

4/14/2014 - Which Celeb Was the Most Coachella at This Year's Coachella?

4/14/2014 - College Rankings Should Reflect How a School Handles Rape

4/14/2014 - Hillary Clinton's Shoe Attacker Is Obsessed With the Aurora Shooter

4/14/2014 - The Lindsay Lohan Trifecta: Dina, Denial and Some Coked-Up Russians

4/14/2014 - The Most Disturbing Image From Coachella You Will See Today

4/14/2014 - First Clip From The Fault in Our Stars Is an Adorable Anti-Smoking Ad

4/14/2014 - Why Have 6 Students Committed Suicide in 3 Years at Woodson High?

4/14/2014 - Lynda Carter Is All for New Wonder Woman Gal Gadot

4/14/2014 - Hideous Dresses and Cool Shoes at the MTV Movie Awards

4/14/2014 - Last Night's Veep Was a Hilarious Tragicomedy About Abortion Politics

4/14/2014 - Student Uses White Out to 'Erase' Test Question She Can't Answer

4/14/2014 - Jared Leto Uses MTV Movie Award Moment to Remind You That AIDS Exists

4/14/2014 - Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish

4/14/2014 - Revenge of the Servers: Customers Who Got What Was Coming to Them

4/14/2014 - Airbnb Users Are Turning Apartments into Sex Brothels

4/14/2014 - Fluffy Housecat Leads College Football Team Onto the Field

4/14/2014 - Last Night's Game of Thrones Launched a Thousand Fan Meltdowns

4/14/2014 - Here Is a Video of Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing Wildly at Coachella

4/13/2014 - Woman Sues Subway After Worker Writes 'Big Mama' On Her Order

4/13/2014 - Will The Anglican Communion Tear Itself Apart Over LGBT Issues?

4/13/2014 - Elisabeth Moss Is 'The One I Love'

4/13/2014 - Horrifying: Seven Dead Babies Found in Utah Home

4/13/2014 - Florida Woman Attacked By Bear Practically in Her Own Home

4/13/2014 - Carmen Carrera Gets Shout Out From Naomi Campbell at GLAAD Awards

4/13/2014 - Watch a Compilation of All the Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestants Ever

4/13/2014 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: No Rest for the Wicked

4/13/2014 - Gwen Stefani Showed Up to Coachella to Perform "Hollaback Girl"

4/13/2014 - Moroccan Women March for Gender Equality

4/13/2014 - KFC Is Helping Teens Ask Each Other to Prom with the Chicken Corsage

4/13/2014 - Being a Knowles Sister Looks Like Fun

4/13/2014 - My Workout Buddy Outed Me as a Recovering Alcoholic

4/13/2014 - Man Sues Ex Over Her Obsession With Snoopy Plush Toy

4/13/2014 - Breaking: Annoying Rich People Feel "Deep Affinity" for Africa

4/13/2014 - Activist Monica Jones Found Guilty of "Manifesting Prostitution"

4/13/2014 - The "Official" CNN Pregnancy Test Is a Total Nightmare

4/13/2014 - Would You Get Married At a Sewage Treatment Plant?

4/13/2014 - There's a Chance Another Royal Baby Is On the Way

4/13/2014 - Teens Wear Anti-Gay Shirts on Day of LGBT Bullying Awareness

4/12/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Sue Townsend

4/12/2014 - Here's Behind-the-Scenes Footage of 'Let It Go' Sung in 25 Languages

4/12/2014 - Bryan Cranston Helps a Fan Ask His Crush to Prom

4/12/2014 - Watch Lorde Sing 'All Apologies' With Nirvana

4/12/2014 - Man Gets Jump Rope Stuck in His Penis (No, You Read That Right)

4/12/2014 - Yes, You CAN Take Creepy Photos of Women in Public, But Please Don't

4/12/2014 - Here's OutKast's Entire Coachella Performance

4/12/2014 - Babies Excited to See Their Dads Will Make Your Afternoon

4/12/2014 - 14-Year-Old Forced Into Marriage Kills Husband More Than Twice Her Age

4/12/2014 - Watch This 8-Year-Old Sing Nancy Sinatra Better Than Nancy Sinatra

4/12/2014 - There's About to Be a "Bud N' Breakfast" in Denver

4/12/2014 - Kitchen Nightmares Returns to Amy's Baking Company, Yelling Ensues

4/12/2014 - Burglars Butt-Dial 911 in the Middle Of a Robbery

4/12/2014 - Congress Pushes Bill to Block GMO Food Labeling

4/12/2014 - Johnny Depp to Testify in Bizarre Murder Trial

4/11/2014 - Nations Object to Women's Rights Because They Might Help The Gays

4/11/2014 - Dean McDermott Admits to Cheating, Tori Says It's 'Never Enough Sex'

4/11/2014 - Busy Philipps Has a New OB-GYN and His Name Is James Franco

4/11/2014 - Here's a Quick Glimpse of Tavi Gevinson on Parenthood

4/11/2014 - Teens Are Abandoning Malls for Restaurants

4/11/2014 - Got a Weird Facial Expression? There's a Robot for That.

4/11/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Lindsay Lohan Is On Her Way to Coachella

4/11/2014 - US Appeals Court Upholds $12,000 Fine Against Sea World

4/11/2014 - Alabama Lawmaker Bets Whites Won't Adopt Black Children; It Backfires

4/11/2014 - Moms of the World, Despair!!! Coldwater Creek Is Going Out of Business

4/11/2014 - Here's Ed Sheeran's Romantic Acoustic Cover of 'Drunk in Love'

4/11/2014 - Teen Who Raised Prom Money By Selling Pot Brownies Might Get Deported

4/11/2014 - Tell Us About Your Craziest Celebrity Encounters

4/11/2014 - Awful South Carolina Bill Would Extend 'Stand Your Ground' to Fetuses

4/11/2014 - Stuff White People Are Ruining: Basic Bitches

4/11/2014 - Do Not Buy a Dog Instead of Having a Baby

4/11/2014 - Watch Mila and Ashton Joke About Being Them on Two and a Half Men

4/11/2014 - Warning: Sexts Are Full of Dirty, Sexy Lies

4/11/2014 - Lily Allen Says She's a Menstrual Music Pioneer

4/11/2014 - Prom Dresses Are Especially Hideous This Year

4/11/2014 - The Many, Many Kisses of Don Draper

4/11/2014 - Women in Stock Images Don't Know How to Ride Bikes

4/11/2014 - You're Imagining All Those Babies in Your Facebook Feed

4/11/2014 - Lorde, Joan Jett Join Nirvana for Hall of Fame Induction Concert

4/11/2014 - Colin Kaepernick Tweets Innocence in Sexual Investigation

4/11/2014 - Amy Schumer Realizes Military Games Are Not Fun for Female Characters

4/11/2014 - The Rise of the Disaster Survivor Selfie

4/11/2014 - Amber Ruffin Speaks About Being 'The First Black Female Anything'

4/11/2014 - This Chick Eats 51 Bananas a Day to Stay Thin

4/11/2014 - How to Change the World One Shrug at a Time

4/11/2014 - Here's the Only Coachella Makeup Tutorial You'll Ever Need

4/11/2014 - Stephen Colbert Does Not Envy the Guy Who Replaces Letterman

4/11/2014 - Drake Disguises Himself to Find Out What People Really Think of Him

4/11/2014 - Pope Francis Asks Victims to Forgive Their Sexually Abusive Priests

4/11/2014 - South Carolina College Cancels Play Because It's Too Gay

4/11/2014 - The Enigmatic Mystery of Beyoncé's Golf Thighs

4/11/2014 - LGBT Day of Silence Isn't About Us, It's About You

4/11/2014 - Italian Court Recognises Same-Sex Marriage, Precedent Unclear

4/11/2014 - Meet the Kim Kardashian-Approved New Age Guru Running for Congress

4/10/2014 - Production Assistant on Tosh.0 Mistakenly Shot and Killed by Police

4/10/2014 - Watch a Woman Rap About the Importance of Getting a Pap Smear

4/10/2014 - Gladiators, Here's Your Scandal Open Thread

4/10/2014 - Burger King Baby's Birth Mother Speaks Publicly for the First Time

4/10/2014 - Vaginas Engineered From Scratch Are Actually a Thing

4/10/2014 - Jackass Throws Shoe at Hillary Clinton During Keynote Speech

4/10/2014 - There's a Restaurant in Chicago Selling a $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich

4/10/2014 - Did Ben Savage Get a Nose Job to Make His Nose Long and Pointy!?

4/10/2014 - Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring After Leaving It in a Dressing Room

4/10/2014 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus Actually Has a John Hancock-Shaped Birthmark

4/10/2014 - Here's the First Preview for Girl Meets World

4/10/2014 - New Tenn. Bill Allows Drug-Addicted Pregnant Women to Be Prosecuted

4/10/2014 - Joe Francis' Girlfriend Pregnant With Genetically-Modified Twin Girls

4/10/2014 - How Do I Clean My Hitachi Magic Wand?

4/10/2014 - It Isn't Jim Bob Who Keeps Impregnating Mrs. Duggar--It's CAPITALISM

4/10/2014 - Colin Kaepernick, Ricardo Lockette Investigated for Sexual Incident

4/10/2014 - Do Teenage Girls and Middle-Aged Men Make the Best TV Characters?

4/10/2014 - Zingy Prints and Springy Stripes at the Zooey Deschanel Party

4/10/2014 - In Battle of the Sexes, All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Is the Great Equalizer

4/10/2014 - The World Does Not Need Another Season of Single Ladies

4/10/2014 - 'Stop Telling Women To Smile' Goes National

4/10/2014 - Teacher Gets Paid Leave After Calling 12-Year-Old Girl a 'Sassy Slut'

4/10/2014 - Twilight Financier Claims They're Owed Millions

4/10/2014 - My Body Is Undisciplined and I Deny Myself Nearly Everything I Desire

4/10/2014 - California Sriracha Factory Declared a "Public Nuisance"

4/10/2014 - Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Whole Foods

4/10/2014 - Doggy Style Gets Rebranded as 'Petit Fours'

4/10/2014 - Sen. Barbara Mikulski: Of Course I'm 'Emotional' About Gender Pay Gap

4/10/2014 - Man Gets Sent to Jail Because His Girlfriend Was Too Loud During Sex

4/10/2014 - We're Calling It Now: 5SOS Has the Song of the Summer

4/10/2014 - Scowling, Shirtless, Tattooed Tom Hardy: 'I Don't Feel Very Manly'

4/10/2014 - Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Dog Treats

4/10/2014 - Jon Stewart Puts Faux Outrage Over Spring Break on Blast

4/10/2014 - Wal-Mart to Sell Organic Foods 25% Cheaper Than Its Competitors

4/10/2014 - Shitty-Looking Documentary Celebrates Prettiest Lady Bloggers

4/10/2014 - Stephen Colbert Will Replace Letterman as Host of The Late Show

4/10/2014 - Heads Up, Men: You Have No Secrets

4/10/2014 - Feast Your Eyes on These Horrible Retro Hairstyles for Men

4/10/2014 - America Now Has More Baby Girls Named Khaleesi Than Betsy

4/10/2014 - Victoria's Secret Abandons All Pretense, Stops Selling Actual Clothes

4/10/2014 - All the Crazy Stuff You Can't Bring to Coachella

4/10/2014 - Thai "Ladyboy" Romance Music Video Will Pull At Your Heartstrings

4/10/2014 - 'Gospel of Jesus's Wife' Is the Real Deal, According to Science

4/10/2014 - Nobody Wants to Go to Colonial Williamsburg Anymore

4/10/2014 - Teacher Suspended From Public Texas School for Being Trans

4/10/2014 - New York Governor Wants to Ban Boob Enhancement Ads on Subway

4/10/2014 - Amanda Bynes Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned

4/10/2014 - Jimmy Fallon, Stevie Nicks Recreate 'Stop Draggin' My Heart Around'

4/9/2014 - 'Lego Movie 2' Filmmaker Wants More Badass Females in the Sequel

4/9/2014 - HSN to Offer Maleficent Inspired Merchandise

4/9/2014 - Metal-Hating Cat Won't Let Owner Bust Out Awesome Guitar Solo

4/9/2014 - Derrick Gordon: First Out NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Player

4/9/2014 - Fraternities/Sororities LGB Inclusive, Still Trans Exclusionary

4/9/2014 - Mannequins Are Looking Less Like People Than Ever Before

4/9/2014 - Faith Hill Was Engaged to Another Man When She Got with Tim McGraw

4/9/2014 - Ben Stein: Allowing God in Government Would Help the Drunk, Lazy Poors

4/9/2014 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus Blames Rolling Stone Cover Mistake on Mike

4/9/2014 - Amy Schumer Feels 'So Bad' About Eating Junk Foods. And Little Else.

4/9/2014 - Here's the Best Worst Song Ever About Social Media

4/9/2014 - Heidi Klum Made Germany's Top Model Contestants Pose in Redface

4/9/2014 - Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye Vogue Cover Is Selling Great, Actually

4/9/2014 - Rejoice! Soap Operas Aren't Dead Yet!

4/9/2014 - What the Fuck Is This Emma Watson Gif and Why Is It Ruining My Life?

4/9/2014 - Neo-Nazis Are Using Cookie Monster to Recruit German Children

4/9/2014 - Teen Strangles Girlfriend, Tosses Her Into North Carolina River

4/9/2014 - Cosmo Celebrates Women of SNL by Dressing Them in Expensive Pajamas

4/9/2014 - Republicans Prove They Love the Ladies By Killing Equal Pay Bill

4/9/2014 - Suspect IDed in Mass Stabbing at Pennsylvania High School

4/9/2014 - How to Catch a Liar (or Become a Really Good One)

4/9/2014 - The Golden Age of Goop Conspiracy Theories Is Upon Us

4/9/2014 - Prom Spending Drops to Slightly Less Absurd Amount

4/9/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Angelina and Brad's 'Bizarre' Parenting Methods

4/9/2014 - Sex Ed Is a Day Late and Dollar Short for America's Teenagers

4/9/2014 - Hillary Clinton Finally Admits She's Thinking of Running for President

4/9/2014 - Everyone Hates Couple Trying to Sail Around the World With a Sick Baby

4/9/2014 - Veet Pulls Stupid, Sexist Ads After Viewer Backlash

4/9/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Celebrates Gorgeous New Marie Claire Cover

4/9/2014 - What Makes Eating Disorders Amongst Men Different? Lack of Treatment.

4/9/2014 - Frozen Merch Is Sold Out Everywhere and Parents Are Losing Their Shit

4/9/2014 - Kristen Wiig Joins Seth Meyers for a Mini-SNL Reunion

4/9/2014 - Pregnant Immigrants Are Detained Far More Than Officials Will Admit

4/9/2014 - Your Lunchtime Cry: 8-Year-Old Superfan Lacey Holsworth Is Dead

4/9/2014 - The Daily Show Reminds You That Everyone Dies in the Story of Noah

4/9/2014 - Dove's Latest Commercial Is Their Most Bullshit Yet

4/9/2014 - YESSS: Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Are Making a Movie Together

4/9/2014 - Foods That Should Not Exist: The Entire Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

4/9/2014 - Mindy Project: A Jezebel Post About How a Guy 'Raped' a 'Weekend'

4/9/2014 - Prince George Now Officially an International Playboy

4/9/2014 - Donations Pour in for Mom Who Left Kids In Car During Job Interview

4/9/2014 - Anne Hathaway Belts Out Broadway Versions of Hip Hop Songs

4/9/2014 - Unsolicited Uterus Update: Johnny Depp's Fiancée Amber Heard Pregnant

4/9/2014 - Multiple Students Stabbed at Pennsylvania High School

4/8/2014 - Woman Gets Letter Mailed By Her Mother in 1969

4/8/2014 - Which Ad Campaigns Worked on You?

4/8/2014 - Hitler's Gay Super Race To Take Over USA, Says Christian Pundit

4/8/2014 - Insane 'Save the Date' Wedding Video Has Helicopters, Lots of Ballers

4/8/2014 - 1893 'Clothing of the Future' Predictions Are Hilarious

4/8/2014 - Scarlett Johansson Hates the Name 'ScarJo,' Finds It 'Insulting'

4/8/2014 - Quote on the 9/11 Memorial Is 'Shockingly Inappropriate,' Says Scholar

4/8/2014 - Anna Kendrick Is Rightfully Bummed She's Not in the Step Up Movies

4/8/2014 - Elle and Seventeen Fought Over Miley Cyrus and Elle Won

4/8/2014 - Twitter Is Ruining Love and Facebook Is Ruining Your Life

4/8/2014 - Milk Is Great for Your Joints, and Cheese Is Destroying Them

4/8/2014 - Nursing Home Sued for Hiring Strippers to Grind on Elderly Residents

4/8/2014 - Match.Com Will No Longer Make Bi Users Pay For Two Separate Profiles

4/8/2014 - Kate Mulgrew Sorry for Working with Geocentrist, Anti-Semitic Filmmaker

4/8/2014 - New GoldieBlox Ad Compares Princess Culture to Drugs

4/8/2014 - Diverse Countries Do Better with Female Heads of State

4/8/2014 - More Mothers Are Staying Home, But Don't Picture June Cleaver

4/8/2014 - Couple Gets Wedding Photos in the Style of Hollywood Movie Posters

4/8/2014 - People Have Found a Lot of Weird Shit in Their Food This Week

4/8/2014 - Michelle Monaghan Battles Motherhood and Afghanistan in Fort Bliss

4/8/2014 - Los Angeles Times Was Wrong to Retract Article on Rape at Occidental

4/8/2014 - Glamour's New Beauty Website: Buy This and Be Pretty

4/8/2014 - You Can No Longer Call Your Product Honey If It Has Added Sugar

4/8/2014 - "Chopped" Winner Sued After Firing Cook For Taking Care of Dying Wife

4/8/2014 - 1988 Advice for Straight Women Encountering Lesbians is Bonkers

4/8/2014 - Cameron Diaz Is Very Invested in the Future of Your Pubes

4/8/2014 - Women in Hollywood Seeking to Help Out New Female Filmmakers

4/8/2014 - Here's Why Everyone's Acting Like April Will Be the Worst Month Ever

4/8/2014 - Christina Hendricks Wants In On That Bloody Game of Thrones World

4/8/2014 - 'Kissing Congressman' Won't Resign Though He Has 'Wrecked' Lives

4/8/2014 - Beyoncé Wants Everyone to Join the Feminist Train

4/8/2014 - Banned Creepshots Forum Reappears as Clearly Fake 'Fashion Police'

4/8/2014 - Oscar Pistorius's Ex Tweets About His Lies As He Testifies

4/8/2014 - Comic Book Legend Archie Will Be Killed Off This Summer

4/8/2014 - Adam Levine's Kmart Line for Women: 'Africa' and 'Reggae' T-Shirts

4/8/2014 - Paul Rudd Asks New Yorkers If They Would Sleep With Him for a Dollar

4/8/2014 - The White House Admits There's a Wage Gap at the White House

4/8/2014 - Can Anyone Ever Make Condoms 'Cool' For the Ladies?

4/8/2014 - Mindy Kaling Wants to Talk About Sex A Lot

4/8/2014 - Horrible New Veet Ads: If a Lady Has Hair on Her Legs, She's a Man

4/8/2014 - Johnny Depp Tenderly Kisses Jimmy Kimmel (Again)

4/8/2014 - Lady Gaga Requests Paparazzi Photoshop Candid Images of Her

4/7/2014 - Oklahoma Town Runs Off Westboro Baptist Church Protestors

4/7/2014 - Texas Woman Calls Police To Complain About Quality of Marijuana

4/7/2014 - Lesbian Dating App Dattch Weeds Out Men So You Don't Have To

4/7/2014 - Cat Grooming and Snuggling Dog Will Warm Your Icy Dead Heart

4/7/2014 - Shocker: 'Human Barbie Doll' Has Bad Ideas on Feminism, 'Race-Mixing'

4/7/2014 - Carrabba's Founder Arrested Twice in Three-Day Span

4/7/2014 - Kate Mulgrew Is in a Doc that Argues the Sun Revolves Around the Earth

4/7/2014 - Elizabeth Banks Would Like You to Stop Photographing Her Asleep

4/7/2014 - One Star Reviews of Classic Literature Are TOTALLY Insightful

4/7/2014 - Game of Thrones Is Back and So Is Game of Boners

4/7/2014 - Family Values Congressman Caught Kissing Woman Who's Not His Wife

4/7/2014 - Yale Threatens to Kick Woman Out of School for Being Too Skinny

4/7/2014 - There's a Pet Bobcat on the Loose in New Jersey

4/7/2014 - Vogue Recalls How Famous Female Journalist Just Couldn't Find Clothes

4/7/2014 - Games of Thrones Actress Maisie Williams: 'I'm Never Getting Married'

4/7/2014 - New 'Cool' Conservative Website Ads Are a Sexist Pile of Garbage

4/7/2014 - Tilda Swinton Describes Tilda Swinton Quite Beautifully

4/7/2014 - Patti Stanger Makes Her Debut as a Rapper With Krayzie Bone

4/7/2014 - Does Coldplay's New 'Magic' Video Show Signs of Conscious Uncoupling?

4/7/2014 - Here's Every Orgasm From Mob Wives Star Renee Graziano's Erotic Novel

4/7/2014 - Kirstie Alley Gained a Bunch of Weight and Is Back with Jenny Craig

4/7/2014 - Gymnast's Awesome Hip-Hop-Inspired Floor Routine Scores Perfect 10

4/7/2014 - Florida Megachurch Pastor Resigns Over 'Moral Failure'

4/7/2014 - For Shit's Sake: If You Don't Want to be a Bridesmaid, Just Say No

4/7/2014 - We've All Resigned Ourselves to Airport Hell

4/7/2014 - Hot Trend Alert: Prison Chic, Courtesy of British Vogue

4/7/2014 - Hammer-Wielding Psycho Attacks Three Women

4/7/2014 - Peaches Geldof Dead at 25

4/7/2014 - Lindsay Lohan Finally Admits to Relapsing

4/7/2014 - Obama Will Sign Equal Pay Executive Orders Without Do-Nothing Congress

4/7/2014 - Just to Be Clear: The Mormon Church Still Isn't Into the Gay Stuff

4/7/2014 - Meet Ben, the Twitter Lothario Who Lives With His Mother

4/7/2014 - Over 100 People Arrested at Drunken Spring Break Riot From Hell

4/7/2014 - Tom Hiddleston Recites Shakespeare for You in Latest Jaguar Ad

4/7/2014 - Ex-Cop Gets Life Sentence for Raping Women While On Duty

4/7/2014 - Sorry, America: Obama Is Probably Done With Selfies Forever

4/7/2014 - The Most Insane Customers in Restaurant History

4/7/2014 - Duchess Kate, Prince William and Prince George Deplane in High Style

4/7/2014 - Can Babies Become Addicted to iPads and Smartphones?

4/7/2014 - Oscar Pistorius Takes Stand to Apologize to Reeva Steenkamp's Family

4/7/2014 - Internet Freaks Out as HBO Go Crashes During Game of Thrones Premiere

4/7/2014 - Demi Lovato Basically Rolls Her Eyes at Latest Nude Photo Scandal

4/6/2014 - World's Worst Drunk Driver Arrested Wearing 'Drunk As Shit' T-Shirt

4/6/2014 - Chili's to Cancel Fundraising for Anti-Vaxxers in Wake of Bad Press

4/6/2014 - San Diego's Creepy Ex-Mayor Bob Filner Is Off House Arrest

4/6/2014 - Woman Scammed Out of $86,000 by Man She Met on Match.com

4/6/2014 - Super Considerate Cat Unwinds Then Rewinds Toilet Paper Roll

4/6/2014 - Sunday-Night Sign-Off: Here Comes the Sun For Real Again

4/6/2014 - Dad's Saturday Morning Vine Compilation is Parenthood in a Nutshell

4/6/2014 - Ex-CIA Director Deems Dianne Feinstein Too Emotional for Objectivity

4/6/2014 - Melissa Harris-Perry Answers Your Questions

4/6/2014 - Oh Nothing, Just a Baby Elephant Trying To Ride a Giant Ball

4/6/2014 - Skin Whitening Queen Dencia Calls Lupita Nyong'o Out On Lancôme Deal

4/6/2014 - Holy Shit This Classroom April Fools Prank Is Perfect

4/6/2014 - I Don't Love (or Hate) My Body — and So Can You!

4/6/2014 - Rwandans Observe 20th Anniversary of the Start of the Rwandan Genocide

4/6/2014 - People of New Zealand Are Up in Arms About Prince George's Car Seat

4/6/2014 - SNL's International Nasty Girls Sight-See 'Dongs All Over The World'

4/6/2014 - All The Single Ladies Are Taking the In Vitro Fertilization Route

4/6/2014 - Miley Cyrus' Mom Bought Her A New Dog Already

4/5/2014 - Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs To Bette Davis

4/5/2014 - Here Are the Best Local News Bloopers From March 2014

4/5/2014 - A Million Things We Loved About 10 Things I Hate About You

4/5/2014 - Florida Man Teaching at Christian School Arrested for Sex with Student

4/5/2014 - Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Can Dump Lots of Liquid In Your Lap

4/5/2014 - Year of the Clean Person: This April, Create Your Dream Bathroom

4/5/2014 - Cats Underwhelmed By Magic Tricks Should Come as No Surprise to Anyone

4/5/2014 - Two Female Journalists Shot in Afghanistan; One Killed, One Stable

4/5/2014 - Hallelujah: How I Met Your Mother Could Get An Alternate Ending

4/5/2014 - Cronut Chef's Cronutterie Closed Due to "Severe Mouse Infestation"

4/4/2014 - Drinking Queerly, ROYGBIV's Alcohol Induced Open Thread

4/4/2014 - Instagram Teen's Grandma Is Pissed at James Franco

4/4/2014 - Spencer Pratt Did Something Particularly Shocking

4/4/2014 - Selfie Loathing: Betty Draper Hangs Out With Megan and Don

4/4/2014 - Yogurt Wars: Chobani Founder Is Accused of Stealing Recipe From Fage

4/4/2014 - These Creepy Photos Will Remind You How Monstrous Beauty Standards Are

4/4/2014 - Coachella Is a Scenester Nightmare Hellscape

4/4/2014 - Chris Hayes Dishes Out A+ Smackdown on 'Neanderthalish' Mike Francesa

4/4/2014 - Halle Berry Won't Let Nahla Watch Cinderella Because of Steve Harvey

4/4/2014 - Tell Us Your Delicious Tales of Sweet Revenge

4/4/2014 - Lefties Are Having Better Sex Than Righties

4/4/2014 - Dear Johnny Depp, You Are Ruining Everything and Breaking Our Hearts

4/4/2014 - The ACLU Is Writing Checks for Madcap, Illegal-ish Gay Weddings

4/4/2014 - Updated Report Shows That the Media Gender Gap Is Still Enormous

4/4/2014 - Wolf Heads and Penis-Leeches: A Game of Thrones Refresher

4/4/2014 - Conservative Women Celebrate Women's History by Criticizing Feminism

4/4/2014 - Today In Questionable Ideas: Brad Pitt Might Make a Steubenville Movie

4/4/2014 - The Miley Cyrus College Course Prof Is Here to Answer Your Questions

4/4/2014 - Mississippi Sex Ed Equates Sexually Active Girls to Dirty Chocolate

4/4/2014 - Chili's is Now Fundraising for Anti-Vaxxers

4/4/2014 - Tom Cruise Maybe Grooming Elisabeth Moss to Be Scientology Girlfriend

4/4/2014 - Infamous 'Rapebait' Frat Disbanded for Being Entirely Too Rapey

4/4/2014 - Watch 25-Year-Old Jon Hamm Get Rejected on a Dating Show

4/4/2014 - McDonald's Managers Admit to Employee Wage Theft

4/4/2014 - Cap'n Crunch Is Staring at Your Child, Willing Him to Demand Cereal

4/4/2014 - Army Denied Fort Hood Shooter's Request to Attend His Mother's Funeral

4/4/2014 - Let These Beyoncé-Loving Men in Heels Show You How It's Done

4/4/2014 - James Franco Admits to Trying to Pick Up a Teen on Instagram

4/4/2014 - Sports Dude Sorry for Suggesting Ladies Plan C-Sections Around Sports

4/4/2014 - Paula Deen Doesn't Bother to Tell Employees That They're Out of a Job

4/4/2014 - Check Out This Crazy Fabric Womb From the 18th Century

4/4/2014 - This Is How Men React to Being Catcalled by a Woman

4/4/2014 - Woman Maimed in Chimp Attack Cannot Sue State

4/4/2014 - Here's David Letterman's Official Retirement Announcement

4/4/2014 - Lupita Nyong'o Is the New Face of Lancôme

4/4/2014 - Laverne Cox Expresses Support For Suspended Trans Student

4/4/2014 - What About the (Trans) Menz?!

4/3/2014 - Honey Maid Tells Homophobes to Take a Hike in Best Response Ad Ever

4/3/2014 - Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton and Leslie Mann Are All Ridiculously Gorgeous

4/3/2014 - Gladiators, This Is Your Scandal Open Thread

4/3/2014 - 'Very Shy' Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Craigslist Ad

4/3/2014 - Belle Knox Tells Bethenny She Wants To Be a Civil Rights Lawyer

4/3/2014 - Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially Engaged to Amber Heard, 27

4/3/2014 - Sarah Jessica Parker Puts a Twitter Bully/Relationship Expert on Blast

4/3/2014 - Vogue Italia Trivializes Domestic Violence With Glam Fashion Shoot

4/3/2014 - Kirsten Dunst Thinks Ladies In Relationships Should Wife the Fuck Out

4/3/2014 - Does This Man Have The Worst Tattoos Ever?

4/3/2014 - Meet Hello Kitty's New Friend: Gudetama, the Sad Egg

4/3/2014 - Top 10 Women Who Could Replace David Letterman

4/3/2014 - Condé Nast Fires Self Editor and Vice President/Publisher

4/3/2014 - The Truth About Photography and Brown Skin

4/3/2014 - Here Are Some of the Most Disgusting Fast Food Menu Items in the World

4/3/2014 - Queen Elizabeth Brought the Pope Whiskey, Is the Best at Gifts

4/3/2014 - Kickass Ratings Show Amy Schumer Brings All the Boys to the Yard

4/3/2014 - Islamic Creationist Is World's Most Astounding Pervert Televangelist

4/3/2014 - Renisha McBride's Shooter Wants a New Trial Judge, Blames Facebook

4/3/2014 - Ed Sheeran Serenaded a Sick Fan Minutes Before She Passed Away

4/3/2014 - 'Baby Fart Aerobics' Is the Best Thing to Happen on YouTube in Ages

4/3/2014 - Is This the Modern Woman's Perfect Bikini Wax?

4/3/2014 - Let's Debunk Stereotypes About Women and Make Up Some New Ones!

4/3/2014 - On Dumbing Down (and Smartening Up) Your Accent

4/3/2014 - Family of Woman Who Froze to Death in Hospital Morgue to Sue

4/3/2014 - Earworm: Iggy Azalea and Keyshia Cole's Cover of 'I'm Coming Out'

4/3/2014 - Smallest Ever Biggest Loser Winner Gains 20lbs, Feels Much Better

4/3/2014 - College-Aged Spring Breakers Love Hanging Out With Us, Say Grown Men

4/3/2014 - When Republicans Can't Abide Republican Sexism: Meet Rep. Doug Cox

4/3/2014 - Sports Radio Host Doesn't Understand Paternity Leave: 'It's a Scam'

4/3/2014 - Jennifer Love Hewitt: 'Women Are Not Being Nice to Each Other'

4/3/2014 - Circumcision Rates Decline in the U.S.

4/3/2014 - Bill Murray Checks Off His Bucket List By Taking Selfie With Lady Gaga

4/3/2014 - Tax Season Is Even More of a Mess for Same-Sex Couples

4/3/2014 - Nigella Lawson Reportedly Not Allowed in the U.S. Because of Drug Use

4/3/2014 - Texas Teen Shot and Killed While Trying to Sneak in Girlfriend's Room

4/3/2014 - Two Birds, One Stone: Sanctions on Russia Might Put a Stop to Miley

4/3/2014 - Watch Sarah Palin Play the Flute for Vladimir Putin

4/3/2014 - James Franco Tried To Pick Up a Teenage Girl on Instagram

4/3/2014 - Campaign Promotes Same-Sex Hand Holding in Japan, Land of No PDA

4/2/2014 - Gross YouTube Comic Films 'Air Sex' With Women Without Their Consent

4/2/2014 - Watch Gary Busey's Delightfully Crazy Ad for Amazon Fire TV

4/2/2014 - Consumer Data Brokers Selling Lists of Rape Victims

4/2/2014 - Watch A Poor Canadian Man Get Stuck in A Massive Snow Drift

4/2/2014 - Suspect in Fort Hood Shooting Reportedly Dead

4/2/2014 - Here's the First Girl Meets World Cast Photo! (But WHERE'S FEENY?)

4/2/2014 - Your Evening Cry: Ellen Gives Good Samaritan $10,000 To Feed Needy

4/2/2014 - Stoya Asks the Internet an Internet Etiquette Question

4/2/2014 - Meaty New Study Plunges 'Steak' into 'Vegetarians are Healthier' Lie

4/2/2014 - Here's a Game of Thrones Recap Told Entirely in Emoji

4/2/2014 - Janelle Monáe Covering David Bowie Will Get You Over the Weekday Hump

4/2/2014 - Nebraska Won't Let Kid Read Macklemore Lyrics on TV, Shitstorm Ensues

4/2/2014 - Who Is This Nightmare Celebrity Who Treats Her Assistants Like Shit?

4/2/2014 - Sadly, Most Teens Think Sexual Harassment Is Just Part of Any Job

4/2/2014 - Learn All About Sugar Cum, the Breath Mint for Your Sexual Secretions

4/2/2014 - McDonald's Offers Something Called a McGangBang Now

4/2/2014 - This Week in Tabloids: Miley Is Pregnant, Doesn't Know Who the Dad Is

4/2/2014 - You Can Charter a Plane to Join the Mile High Club

4/2/2014 - Amy Schumer's Focus Group Would Like Her More If She Had a Better Ass

4/2/2014 - It Still Sucks to Shop for Plus-Size Prom Dresses

4/2/2014 - Anna Kendrick's SNL Promos Are As Fun As a Bunch of Monkey Butlers

4/2/2014 - Real Life Rosie the Riveter Sneaks a Kiss on the Lips From Obama

4/2/2014 - A Foolproof Guide to Flirting, According to Science

4/2/2014 - Miley Cyrus 'Ruins Everything' for Rapper Lil Debbie

4/2/2014 - Fox News Discovers 'Spring Break,' Is Very Concerned Indeed

4/2/2014 - Shailene Woodley Goes Barefoot in Berlin Because Shailene Woodley

4/2/2014 - Self Does Damage Control Over Tutu-Wearing Cancer Survivor

4/2/2014 - Kristin Chenoweth Singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow Is Flawless

4/2/2014 - The United States of Bros: A Map and Field Guide

4/2/2014 - Photoshopped Target Model Goes on Ellen With Mysteriously Long Arms

4/2/2014 - Batshit Nun Tells Assembly of Teens That Masturbation Makes Them Gay

4/2/2014 - Stop Letting Your Children Do Juice Cleanses

4/2/2014 - Dolce & Gabbana Throw Major Shade at Victoria Beckham

4/2/2014 - Delicious 'Partition' Parody Combines In-N-Out Burger and Beyoncé

4/2/2014 - Please Spare Us Your #AfterSex Selfies

4/2/2014 - Amazon Greenlights 'Transparent,' A Later Transitioner Narrative

4/2/2014 - Anna Kendrick Is Very Excited About Wearing Pants

4/2/2014 - Adulterous Actor's Apology to Wife Sets Record on China's Twitter

4/2/2014 - Woman Dies After Getting Plastic Surgery in the Dominican Republic

4/2/2014 - 'Spoiled' Teen Who Sued Parents Gets a College Scholarship

4/2/2014 - Hit Nickelodeon Show Canceled After Star's Sexy Pics Leak

4/2/2014 - Watch Samuel L. Jackson Perform Slam Poetry About Boy Meets World

4/1/2014 - Man Punches Woman For Cutting Him Off in McDonald's Drive-Thru Lane

4/1/2014 - Five-Year-Old Texas Boy Starved, Locked in Closet By Dad and Stepmom

4/1/2014 - 100 Transgender Americans You Should Definitely Know

4/1/2014 - Forever 21 Robbed by Werewolf in Florida, Of Course

4/1/2014 - Watch Cats React to Famous Cat Viral Videos

4/1/2014 - Josh Radnor on HIMYM Finale: The Whole Show Was a 'Fake-Out!' Gotcha!

4/1/2014 - Kickass Marathoners With Dwarfism Will Make You Feel Incredibly Lazy

4/1/2014 - Judah Friedlander Pegs White Chicks as the Original The Other Woman

4/1/2014 - DAMN. This Kid Just Got into all Eight Ivy Leagues.

4/1/2014 - Inside Science's Bold Search For Animals That Can Dance

4/1/2014 - Creepy Things Men Think It's OK to Say to Lesbians on Dating Apps

4/1/2014 - Unconventional Ad Shows How Makeup Can Make It Easier to Be Yourself

4/1/2014 - Tig Notaro's Breasts Were Unsatisfied, So They Tried to Kill Her

4/1/2014 - Army Bans Braids and Twists Because They Don't Understand Black Hair

4/1/2014 - Movies With Women Who Actually Talk to Each Other Make Plenty of Money

4/1/2014 - Severe Abortion Pill Restrictions Take Effect in Arizona Today

4/1/2014 - April Fools' Day Reminder: Pranks Are the Worst

4/1/2014 - This Video of the Lion King Cast Singing on an Airplane Is My Hell

4/1/2014 - Teacher Out of Job After Taking Student to the ER and Footing the Bill

4/1/2014 - Bill Clinton Copies That Famously Boss Hillary Pic

4/1/2014 - Colleges Would Rather Save Their Own Asses Than Stop Rape

4/1/2014 - The Craigslist Killer Is Lying and Just a Huge Dexter Fan

4/1/2014 - This Interview with a Teen 'Leggings Activist' Is Awesome

4/1/2014 - Tunisian Police Officers Get Seven Years for Sexual Assault

4/1/2014 - April Fools' Jokes, Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes

4/1/2014 - Miley's New Single Art Features Her Entire Right Boob and a Blunt

4/1/2014 - Starbucks Is Sorry a Barista Drew a '666' in a Teacher's Drink

4/1/2014 - Cobie Smulders Has Nothing to Say About Robin's Fate Yet

4/1/2014 - Colbert Responds to #CancelColbert With a Tongue-in-Cheek Mea Culpa

4/1/2014 - Chicago College Student Sexually Assaulted in Dorm Showers

4/1/2014 - We Tested All of Cosmo's Insane Food-Focused Sex Tips

4/1/2014 - Popular Teens Are Victims of Bullying, Too

4/1/2014 - Mindy Kaling Loves It When You Call Her a Fat Sea Monster

4/1/2014 - Hobby Lobby's Retirement Plan Invests in Contraception Makers

4/1/2014 - Ask Melissa Harris-Perry a Question!

4/1/2014 - People Are So, So Pissed About the How I Met Your Mother Finale

4/1/2014 - Mariska Hargitay and Her SVU Colleagues Fight Rape Myths

4/1/2014 - Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel Made a (Movie Called) Sex Tape

4/1/2014 - Katy Perry's Breakup Plan: Dye Hair Green, Become Art Collector