Sitemap: 2013 September | Jezebel

9/29/2013 - Tonight We All Need and Deserve to Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies

9/29/2013 - Let's Listen to El Paso and Talk About How Great Breaking Bad Was

9/29/2013 - Carey Mulligan Is a Very Serious Brunette Now

9/29/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Might Lock Lips With the Dummies in Dumb and Dumber 2

9/29/2013 - Here's Your Breaking Bad Finale Bingo (SPOILERS) (NO DOY)

9/29/2013 - Sunday Sing-Off: Mandy Patinkin, Play Off Breaking Bad

9/29/2013 - White Wine Drinkers Pour the Biggest Glasses of Wine

9/29/2013 - Patti Stanger, Film Critic, Rants About Porn in Her Don Jon Review

9/29/2013 - This Cat’s Babies Are All Ravenous Little Jerks

9/29/2013 - Brace Yourself for a Panda Cub Palooza

9/29/2013 - Dude Scientist Is on a Quixotic Mission to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb

9/29/2013 - Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Drive

9/29/2013 - Anita Perry Accidentally Says Abortion ‘Could Be’ a Woman’s Right

9/29/2013 - The @SATC3quel Account Nails Carrie’s Voice Over

9/29/2013 - GOP Adds Measure to Limit Contraception Coverage in Spending Bill

9/29/2013 - SNL’s Girls Promo Featured a New, Rubber-Handed Albanian Roommate

9/29/2013 - Let Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How All Media Is Basically Porn

9/28/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Vintage Fey

9/28/2013 - Coffee Milkshakes Are Turning Us All into Jittery Rhino-People

9/28/2013 - Check Your Vertebrate Privilege: Cephalopods Are People, Too

9/28/2013 - Justin Timberlake and the Whoever of Whatever

9/28/2013 - Malala Yousafzai Honored as Harvard’s Humanitarian of the Year

9/28/2013 - China’s ‘Love Hunters’ Are Just as Gross as They Sound

9/28/2013 - The President of Cinnabon Is an Unapologetic ‘Gut Bomb’ Purveyor

9/28/2013 - Miss World Gets a Fancy Throne and Everything

9/28/2013 - Former HS Wrestler Explains Why Sex Restrictions in Sports Are Stupid

9/28/2013 - A Rosie Is Still Riveting Away at Age 93

9/28/2013 - Haunted House Cancels Its Option for Scary Nude Visits

9/28/2013 - The Ghost of Helen Gurley Brown Compels Kids to Read

9/28/2013 - Melissa Gorga Can't Believe Anyone Would Think Her Book Advocates Rape

9/27/2013 - Miley Cyrus Says Cocaine is 'Gross,' Her Heart Belongs to Weed

9/27/2013 - Sleepy Bulldog Wants to Stay Up For the Party But Just... Can't

9/27/2013 - The Kanye West/Jimmy Kimmel Twitter Battle Trundles Along

9/27/2013 - NBC Sports Guy Kills Elephant, Says If You Don't Like It You're Hitler

9/27/2013 - What Would Be on Your Coat of Arms?

9/27/2013 - Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

9/27/2013 - Lanvin: For the Intergalactic Party Girl Dancing by a Dumpster in You

9/27/2013 - Being on a Diet Might Make You Shittier at Everything

9/27/2013 - Is Dumping New York City a 'Girl Thing'?

9/27/2013 - Balmain, for Bringing Back '80s Rich Bitch Realness

9/27/2013 - The RomCom's Not Dead. Hollywood's Just Lazy.

9/27/2013 - This Picture Is What Abortion Protestors Are All About

9/27/2013 - Rutgers Finally Changes School Song Lyrics to Acknowledge Women Exist

9/27/2013 - The Best Places to Find Emotionally Vulnerable Men

9/27/2013 - Dior, for the Slightly Wicked Horticulture Enthusiast in You

9/27/2013 - Creep Who Hacked Miss Teen USA's Webcam Is as Awful as You'd Imagine

9/27/2013 - Please Don't Ask Mindy Kaling Where Her Confidence Comes From

9/27/2013 - Cory Monteith's Absence Went Unmentioned on Last Night's Glee

9/27/2013 - Why Do I Poop More When I Have My Period?

9/27/2013 - Hopefully No Major Drama Goes Down at the Miss World Pageant

9/27/2013 - Nobody Likes Feminists or Environmentalists

9/27/2013 - Fox & Friends Is Giving Millennials Job Advice Because LOL

9/27/2013 - 12 NSA Employees Creepily Spied on Their Loved Ones, Admits NSA

9/27/2013 - Halle Berry's Paparazzi Bill Has Been Signed Into Law

9/27/2013 - Everyone Needs to Calm the Fuck Down About Pumpkin Spice

9/27/2013 - Heathrow Airport Goes to Awesome, Amazing Lengths for Autistic Man

9/27/2013 - Project Bush Wants to Get Pics of Your Vulva

9/27/2013 - McDonald's to Offer Hip and Trendy Side Salads With Value Meals

9/27/2013 - Tina Fey Shows World a Close-Up of Her Nip Slip

9/27/2013 - Eva Longoria Does Not Have Baby Fever Thank You Very Much

9/26/2013 - Smart Dog Is All 'Fuck a Human's Help; I Got This'

9/26/2013 - Get Ready to Groove Because Charli XCX Just Released the Song of Fall

9/26/2013 - Party Girl Parker Posey Has Still Got It

9/26/2013 - Rihanna Says She's a 'Square' Who Never Has Sex

9/26/2013 - Barilla Pasta Chairman Says They Don't 'Agree' With Gay People

9/26/2013 - Martha Stewart Helpless Like a Baby When Faced With Broken iPad

9/26/2013 - French Bulldog Is Way Better at Snow Sports Than You'll Ever Be

9/26/2013 - Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Step Dance Team

9/26/2013 - Cosmetic Surgeons Agree: Chubby Cheeks Are the New Black

9/26/2013 - American Horror Story's Opening Titles Are Freaking Terrifying

9/26/2013 - No One Knows How to Do Sex In Space

9/26/2013 - Taylor Swift's Diet Coke Can Is Skinnier Than a Regular Diet Coke Can

9/26/2013 - Ivy League Students Apply Liberal Arts Training to Being Naked

9/26/2013 - Reddit Users Offer Hilariously Bad Advice on How to Train a Woman

9/26/2013 - Sources Say Wendy Davis Is Definitely Running For Governor

9/26/2013 - Rapey 'Real Housewife' Husband: 'She Fights It But I Always Win'

9/26/2013 - What Kind of Cover Makes You Actually Buy a Magazine?

9/26/2013 - Jon Hamm Made Unwavering Eye Contact with a Fan for 20 Whole Seconds

9/26/2013 - 'Ovarian Psyco Cycles' Bike Brigade Is the Best Thing Ever

9/26/2013 - The ‘Parks & Recreation’ Characters Sure Do Spend a Fuckton on Clothes

9/26/2013 - Stephen King Hates All the Popular Books Right Now

9/26/2013 - The Book of Jezebel: E Is For Embryo

9/26/2013 - Study: College Makes You Feel Like Shit About Yourself

9/26/2013 - After 30 Days in Prison, Rapist Teacher Is Free to Go

9/26/2013 - Breaking Briefs: Six Seasons of Walter White in His Tighty Whities

9/26/2013 - Consistently Braless Nicki Minaj Hates Bras: 'Bras Are The Devil'

9/26/2013 - Dumb Indiana Proposal Would Punish Pregnant Drug Addicts

9/26/2013 - Detective Benson Got the Shit Kicked Out of Her on Last Night's SVU

9/26/2013 - There's an Obesity Epidemic Among America's Dogs

9/26/2013 - George Zimmerman's Wife Now Has Doubts About His Innocence

9/26/2013 - Brace Yourself: Annoying Picky Eaters Are the Future of America

9/26/2013 - Fossilized Bear Penis Bones Solve Eternal Mystery of Ancient Bear Sex

9/26/2013 - Roots Cover of Sesame Street Theme Will Thrill Your Inner Child

9/26/2013 - Southern California Serial Rapist Targeting Day Spa Employees

9/26/2013 - Let HAIM Be the Ones to Get Wrecking Ball Stuck in Your Head

9/26/2013 - This Drunk-Friendly App Leads You to Strangers' Delicious Leftovers

9/26/2013 - Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids

9/26/2013 - The Book of Jezebel: D Is For Drew, Nancy

9/25/2013 - These Kids Eating Cake Will Make You Hungry for Delicious Cake

9/25/2013 - Merritt Wever on TV: 'I Don't Always See A Lot of People Like Me'

9/25/2013 - Sandra Bullock Really Knows How to Get Her Hands Dirty

9/25/2013 - Who Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Secret Girlfriend?? Some Theories.

9/25/2013 - Kate Gosselin 'Profoundly Concerned' About Jon Firing Guns Willy-Nilly

9/25/2013 - Butt Pudding Is Your New Favorite Dessert (Not a Euphemism)

9/25/2013 - Meghan McCain Has Some Serious Shit Going On in Her Subconscious

9/25/2013 - Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning You Into a Fatty Fat McFat

9/25/2013 - Cory Booker Politely DM'ed a Stripper Once, Yielding BuzzFeed Article

9/25/2013 - Concerned About Your Dick Pic Skills? Here's a Website for You!

9/25/2013 - Tina Fey Is Shirtless and Surefire in Her SNL Promos

9/25/2013 - Blake Lively Is Launching a 'Life Curating' Company, Whatever That Is

9/25/2013 - An Encyclopedia of Diseases Miley Cyrus Can Catch by Licking Things

9/25/2013 - Here's a Baboon Grabbing a Reporter's Boob Live On the Air

9/25/2013 - Newsweek Cover About Female Suicide Bombers Features Tampon Dynamite

9/25/2013 - Some Items at J. Crew Baby That Are Not Expensive Enough

9/25/2013 - Sex Columnist at The Observer Is Your New Hate Read

9/25/2013 - Lit Professor Thinks Women and Queer Writers Suck, Sorry

9/25/2013 - What's Funny About Two Girls Playing Douche-y Bros? Everything.

9/25/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Katy Perry's Beauty Routine Is 90 Minutes Long

9/25/2013 - After Waiting 80 Years, 99-Year-Old Grandma Gets High School Diploma

9/25/2013 - We're Living in the Era of Body-Positive Wolf-Crying Run Amok

9/25/2013 - People I Want to Live/People I Want to Die in the Breaking Bad Finale

9/25/2013 - Ladies: Stay Away from Louisiana

9/25/2013 - Dealbook Conference Could Only Find 1 Woman to Talk About Business

9/25/2013 - Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her Man

9/25/2013 - Fallon's Lip Sync With JGL & Stephen Merchant Is the Stuff of Legends

9/25/2013 - Gordon From 'Sesame Street' Loses Palimony Case

9/25/2013 - Six-Year-Old B-Girl Doing Battle With Other Kids Will Melt Your Brain

9/25/2013 - Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Dating Requirements

9/25/2013 - Taylor Swift Teaches Hailee Steinfeld the Best Angle for Selfies

9/25/2013 - Wife of Convicted India Rapist Faces a Devastating Life Alone

9/25/2013 - Natasha Lyonne on That One Time She Was Felt Up by Marlon Brando

9/25/2013 - Fifty Shades of Grey Wine Wants You to Drink It. Now. Faster.

9/25/2013 - Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix

9/25/2013 - The Book of Jezebel: C Is For Crotch

9/24/2013 - Let Tom Hiddleston Reading Shakespeare Lull You to Sleep

9/24/2013 - Lady Mary Is Lady Marvelous in Splendid Color

9/24/2013 - Powerful Satirical PSA Explains Why Rape Is Always Your Fault

9/24/2013 - Abercrombie & Fitch Models Parody The Fox Song and It's All Very Odd

9/24/2013 - Justin Timberlake Had Imaginary Friends When He Was Growing Up

9/24/2013 - Solange is Fed Up With Miley's 'Ratchet' Act

9/24/2013 - Gorilla Named Patrick Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being a Sexist Jerk

9/24/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Polka-Dotted Suit

9/24/2013 - Kiernan Shipka Kinda Hopes Sally Will Blackmail Don Draper

9/24/2013 - Woman Pranks Ex-Girlfriend in Silliest Revenge Story Ever

9/24/2013 - Viagra Inventor Has Created a Penis-Numbing Spray

9/24/2013 - 'Real Housewives' Contract Allows Show to 'Fictionalize' Footage

9/24/2013 - Homeland: The Musical Is 'Entertaining,' 'Mildly Insensitive'

9/24/2013 - Why Can't Children Be 'Naughty' Anymore? Because 'Sexy' Stole It.

9/24/2013 - Where and When to Wear the Items in Nicki Minaj's New Clothing Line

9/24/2013 - The Esquire Network: Your Home for 'Sex and the City' Reruns

9/24/2013 - Researchers Call for Once-a-Month Birth Control Pill

9/24/2013 - Gina Gershon's Donatella Versace Impression Is Amazeovaries

9/24/2013 - Your Brain Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap

9/24/2013 - Miley Cyrus's Antics Are Being Encouraged by Black People

9/24/2013 - Baby Veronica Returned to Adoptive Parents

9/24/2013 - Disappointment Alert: The Mom Pilot Was Terrible

9/24/2013 - 'Real Housewife' Melissa Gorga's New Book Advocates Marital Rape

9/24/2013 - Amy Poehler Hilariously Raps About Paula Deen and Butter

9/24/2013 - So What if Obama Quit Smoking Because He's 'Scared' of His Wife?

9/24/2013 - How to Be a Man: The Newly Updated Rules

9/24/2013 - Great, We've Turned Cats Into World Class Couch Potatoes

9/24/2013 - Sarah Silverman Goes Dark and Dead-Eyed in New Music Video

9/24/2013 - Science Finally Explains Why Women 'Want to Eat' Babies

9/24/2013 - Burger King Invents Healthier, More Expensive French Fries

9/24/2013 - Odds of Surviving Cancer Increase with a Little Help From Your Friends

9/24/2013 - Amber Riley Continues to Absolutely Kill It on Dancing With the Stars

9/24/2013 - The Book of Jezebel: B Is For Barbie

9/24/2013 - Ellen Pompeo Thought The Emmys Were Racist and Embarassing

9/23/2013 - Here's the First Look at the Sexy-Violent Bonnie & Clyde Miniseries

9/23/2013 - Oh, It's Just George RR Martin Hanging Out With Nathan Fillion

9/23/2013 - Puppies Frolicking in a Field of Pumpkins. That Is All.

9/23/2013 - Apparently CBS' Mom Isn't Terrible. (Or at Least Better Than Dads?)

9/23/2013 - Baby Girls Are Now Only Named Sophia and Emma. Get Used to It.

9/23/2013 - Farrah Abraham Made a Rubber Mold of Her Vagina So You Can Hump It

9/23/2013 - Your Friends Think You Talk About Your Love Life Too Much

9/23/2013 - Aaron Carter is Seeking Supreme Knowledge and Wisdom

9/23/2013 - Christian Grey (aka Charlie Hunnam) Wants to Take You for a Ride

9/23/2013 - Being Stupid Is Not A Choice, So Stop Hating Me For It

9/23/2013 - Reddit Has Already Figured Out How to Make the New iPhone Creepy

9/23/2013 - A Cat in a Cone of Shame Can Only Take So Much

9/23/2013 - The Children's Treasury of Creepy Paper Dolls

9/23/2013 - Dolce & Gabbana: For the Golden Goddess in You

9/23/2013 - The Most Poetic Police Report You'll Ever Read

9/23/2013 - How Drunk Is the Fox & Friends Twitter Account?

9/23/2013 - Kate Middleton Brutally Kills a Zillion Dumb Baby Weight Loss Articles

9/23/2013 - Your Nasty Asswipes Are Clogging America's Sewer Systems

9/23/2013 - Anthony Weiner's Dick Wagging Might Cost Huma Abedin Her Career

9/23/2013 - Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's 'Girl Power'

9/23/2013 - The Victoria's Secret Casting Sounds Like Hell on Earth

9/23/2013 - Dude Scientists Say Fanatical Feminists Should Shut Up About Diversity

9/23/2013 - Sailor Moon Battles Wonder Woman in World's Best Dance-Off

9/23/2013 - The Good, the Bad and the Truly Hideous of the Emmys Red Carpet

9/23/2013 - Meet the 'Joan of Arc of Kale'

9/23/2013 - Pussy Riot Member Describes Horrid Prison Conditions in Open Letter

9/23/2013 - Adult Wants Kids to Stop Sexting and Start Sending Love Poems

9/23/2013 - The Book of Jezebel: A Is For Alcott, Louisa May

9/23/2013 - Your Slacker Boyfriend Would Probably Like to See You Fail

9/23/2013 - Emmys Tribute to Cory Monteith Angers Jack Klugman's Family

9/22/2013 - Hedgehog Version of Wrecking Ball Is the Only One You Want to See

9/22/2013 - Bigot Jerks Are Being Bigot Jerks to Trans Girl Homecoming Queen

9/22/2013 - Bigot Jerks Are Being Bigot Jerks to Trans Girl Homecoming Queen

9/22/2013 - The Only Emmys GIF You'll Ever Need, Starring Merritt Wever

9/22/2013 - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Completely Own the Emmys Intro

9/22/2013 - Open Thread: 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards

9/22/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Neil Patrick Harris Will Dance for an Emmy

9/22/2013 - Alone at the Top

9/22/2013 - Elephant Is Kind of a Dick to Sleeping Dog, but in a Cute Way

9/22/2013 - On Taking Sitcoms Too Seriously

9/22/2013 - Kerry Washington Winning an Emmy Tonight Would Be a Huge Deal

9/22/2013 - The Latest Under the Skin Trailer, Now with More Species

9/22/2013 - Skirt Chaser 5K Might Be the Most Poorly-Named Race Ever

9/22/2013 - Study Suggests Your Fat Pet Is Stress-Eating Because of Your Bullshit

9/22/2013 - What the Recession Has Wrought: A Tampon-Less Middle Class

9/22/2013 - Tunisian Minister Warns of Women Going to Syria on a ‘Sex Jihad’

9/22/2013 - ‘Black Pet Bias’ May Not Actually Be a Thing

9/22/2013 - Concern Trolls Criticize Pregnant Weightlifter, Internet Remains Awful

9/22/2013 - Rihanna's Slow Loris Selfie Leads to Arrest of Exotic Animal Sellers

9/21/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Cheryl and Larry Hated Each Other

9/21/2013 - California High School Awesomely Crowns Trans Girl Homecoming Queen

9/21/2013 - The Luxembourg Royals Look Like They Stepped Out of a Disney Movie

9/21/2013 - Lawyers in U.S. Naval Academy Rape Trial Grill Victim, Call Her a 'Ho'

9/21/2013 - ‘Hiccup Girl’ Convicted of First-Degree Murder by Florida Jury

9/21/2013 - Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the World

9/21/2013 - Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Watch You Sleep for 70 Days

9/21/2013 - The Real Jessica Rabbit Was Also ‘Drawn That Way’ by Her Publicist

9/21/2013 - Shockingly, Hollywood Still Refuses to Let Actresses Age At All

9/21/2013 - Amateur Bat Dad Is Hilarious to Everyone Except His Family

9/21/2013 - Stephen King Hates The Shining Because It’s Misogynistic

9/21/2013 - University of Alabama: 11 of 72 Sorority Bids Went to Black Students

9/21/2013 - An Ornery Jon Gosselin Allegedly Fired 'Warning Shot' at Photographer

9/20/2013 - Tim Gunn Never Came Out to His Family to 'Spare Them the Disappointment'

9/20/2013 - 'Controversial Slaughterhouse' Recalls Plastic-Filled Beef

9/20/2013 - Pink Didn't Love the Trappings of Parenthood Today

9/20/2013 - 'Man' Can't Help But Notice That There Are No Magazines for Women

9/20/2013 - Mocking Hipster Brags and Emo Politics

9/20/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Pink Velvet Dress

9/20/2013 - Laugh So You Don't Cry at This New Web Series on Hollywood Racism

9/20/2013 - Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

9/20/2013 - Here's Some Missed Connections Fanfic Called 'Lena Dunham's Dick'

9/20/2013 - Your Afternoon Cry: Dolly Parton's New Song Is Made for Slow Dancing

9/20/2013 - Wedding Delayed By Man Cutting Off Own Balls

9/20/2013 - This Key & Peele Les Mis Parody Is the Funniest Thing Ever

9/20/2013 - Prada: For the Kickass Feminist (Who Wears Bras as Outerwear) in You

9/20/2013 - White Dude Trying to Shut Down Government Compares Self to Rosa Parks

9/20/2013 - Dear Justin Timberlake: A Seven Minute Song is Not a Single

9/20/2013 - People Don't Want to Eat at Red Lobster or Olive Garden Anymore

9/20/2013 - Drake Says Yes to Dating RiRi, No to Dating Nicki, Yes to Dating You

9/20/2013 - Rude PDA on the Subway, Ranked from RUDE to VERY RUDE

9/20/2013 - Game of Thrones and Sesame Street Go Together Surprisingly Well

9/20/2013 - Bank Forecloses on Dina Lohan's Home… Again

9/20/2013 - Do Not Want of the Day: Colorful Pony Plugs for Sexing Bronies

9/20/2013 - Conservative Whining About Whore Pills Might Go to the Supreme Court

9/20/2013 - Models Rally Behind the Cause of Fashion Diversity

9/20/2013 - Louis CK Tried (and Failed) to Get His Flirt on with Gwyneth Paltrow

9/20/2013 - Vengeful Mom Sells 'Trollop' Daughter's One Direction Tickets on eBay

9/20/2013 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty in Pink

9/20/2013 - John Legend Producing a Documentary About Segregated Proms

9/20/2013 - Elite Daily, Where Being Fat Is Morally Wrong and All Women Want Anal

9/20/2013 - 'Accomplished' Goldman Managing Director Faces Rape Charges

9/20/2013 - Courtney Stodden Got Totally Brainfaced Wasted in London

9/20/2013 - Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox & Friends, or Any Other News Show Really

9/20/2013 - Jon Gosselin Is Waiting Tables and Living in a Cabin in the Forest

9/20/2013 - Right-Wing Dumbass Calls Hillary 'Our First Lesbian President'

9/20/2013 - Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

9/19/2013 - Clinton Vineyards Releases 'Victory Wine' to Encourage Hillary to Run

9/19/2013 - Natalie Portman Color Blocks at the Ballet

9/19/2013 - Can NYC Set the Guinness Record for Most People Twerking Simultaneously?

9/19/2013 - HIV-Positive Porn Stars Rally Behind California's Condom Law

9/19/2013 - A Real Maasai Woman's Thoughts on the White 'Warrior Princess' Chick

9/19/2013 - E! Doesn't Say 'Jeah' to a Second Run of 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?'

9/19/2013 - Matt Lauer's Wedding to Justin Timberlake Was a Stunning Affair

9/19/2013 - How Do You Design a City for Women? Ask For Their Input.

9/19/2013 - Are You Obsessed with Autumn? Put Down Your PSL and Watch This

9/19/2013 - Black Students Forced to Pretend to be Slaves During School Trip

9/19/2013 - Who Did Danny Roberts Hook Up With While Filming 'The Challenge'?

9/19/2013 - Some Men Shave Their Legs but We Are All Going to Be Okay

9/19/2013 - Brazilian Reporter Gives Justin Timberlake a Replica of Her Own Ass

9/19/2013 - Here's Proof That Not Washing Your Face Is Totally Disgusting

9/19/2013 - Idris Elba Gets Emotional About the Kid Who Was Not His Son

9/19/2013 - M.I.A. is at War with the NFL for That Super Bowl Middle Finger Moment

9/19/2013 - It's Jesse Pinkman Hanging Out with Puppies, BITCH

9/19/2013 - Man Who Didn't Love Wife When He Married Her Shoulda Used Twitter

9/19/2013 - Ask a Mortician (& a Drag Queen): What Song Will Play at Your Funeral?

9/19/2013 - Just Cavalli: For the Sexy, 90s-Loving Pile of Fabric Scraps in You

9/19/2013 - Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day

9/19/2013 - Here's Black Simon & Garfunkel's Dulcet Cover of Katy Perry's 'Roar'

9/19/2013 - Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Abortion and Gays

9/19/2013 - Want to Dress Like You Live in Panem? Capitol Couture Is Here!

9/19/2013 - Ironic as Hell GOP Ad Says The Government Should Stay Out Of Your Vag

9/19/2013 - Big Brother Contestants Learn They Were Fired for Racist Comments

9/19/2013 - Lizzy Caplan's Parents Had an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook

9/19/2013 - Most of Those Allegedly Great New Jobs for Women Are In Waitressing

9/19/2013 - The Trailer for Miley Cyrus's Documentary Is Giving Us PTSD

9/19/2013 - Quevenzhané Wallis Rides a Citibike in the Remake of Annie

9/19/2013 - Trying To Be Perfect Is Destroying Us All

9/19/2013 - What Can We Learn From Ted Mosby's Slutty Adventures?

9/19/2013 - Solange Grooves In an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New Music Video

9/19/2013 - Occidental College Settles with Student Rape Survivors

9/19/2013 - It's A Girl! (But We Knew That Already.)

9/19/2013 - The 'Experts' Who Claim Old Age Eases Hangovers Are Lying Liars

9/19/2013 - Julie Chen Swears She Didn't Get That Nose Job You Assumed She Got

9/18/2013 - Kerry Washington Is Classically Chic in Pink

9/18/2013 - Lady Mary Is a Dead-Eyed Shut-In in Season 4 Premiere of Downton Abbey

9/18/2013 - Male Celebrities Don't Have Stylists, They Have 'Groomers'

9/18/2013 - Jared Leto Covers Rihanna's Stay; 13-Year-Old You Creams Her Jeans

9/18/2013 - Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive

9/18/2013 - Model from 'Blurred Lines' Video Finds Miley's Behavior 'Distasteful'

9/18/2013 - Female Bodybuilder Has No Arms, Bodybuilds Like a Boss Anyway

9/18/2013 - Mindy Kaling is Not, in Fact, a Republican

9/18/2013 - Read This Law Student's Completely Bonkers Email About Snacks

9/18/2013 - Facebook Apologizes for Dating Ad Featuring Photo of Rehtaeh Parsons

9/18/2013 - Here are the Worst U.S. Cities For Allergies

9/18/2013 - Taye Diggs Will Make Eyes at Zooey Deschanel on New Girl

9/18/2013 - French Government Trying to Ban Child Beauty Pageants

9/18/2013 - Sandra Bullock Hanging with an Astronaut at Her Vogue Cover Shoot

9/18/2013 - The Most WTF Looks From London Fashion Week

9/18/2013 - This Cat Works at a Library. Like, as an Employee.

9/18/2013 - Yet Another Court Rules Against Religious Whore Pill Haters

9/18/2013 - Amy Poehler's Son Has an Adorable Speech Impediment

9/18/2013 - Obama is About to Nominate a Woman to Chair the Federal Reserve

9/18/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Honey Boo Boo's in the Awful 'Beach Body' Issue

9/18/2013 - This Spring, Gucci Is Italian For Drapey and Hideous

9/18/2013 - The '40 Days of Dating' Movie Is Really Happening

9/18/2013 - Probably-Fake Burlington Coat Factory Twitter Feed is a Damn Treasure

9/18/2013 - Gun Rights Advocates Are the World's Biggest Assholes

9/18/2013 - Scary Good: A Jamie Lee Curtis-Helmed Horror Series In The Works

9/18/2013 - Worth It: Living Proof Restore Targeted Repair Cream for Hair

9/18/2013 - Amy Poehler Is Adam Scott's Step Mom in A.C.O.D.

9/18/2013 - Watch All the Worst Jokes from the Premiere of Dads

9/18/2013 - Smith College Student Hopes to Form 'Exclusive' Straight Girl Sorority

9/18/2013 - The Great Cate Blanchett Gives You the Cold Shoulder

9/18/2013 - Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Want to Be With You.

9/18/2013 - Daughters Are More Than Twice as Likely to Care for Elderly Parents

9/18/2013 - Jonathan Banks (AKA Breaking Bad's Mike Ehrmantraut) Reads Fairy Tales

9/18/2013 - FORCE and College Students Take Credit for Playboy Consent Guide

9/18/2013 - Hey, Remember the Wage Gap? It's Still A Thing.

9/18/2013 - Gina Torres Says She'd Love to Play Wonder Woman (Yes, Please)

9/18/2013 - Zac Efron Was in Rehab For Booze, Cocaine, Molly Or All Of The Above

9/17/2013 - Henry Cavill Teaches the Big Bad Wolf How Not to Be a Big Bad D

9/17/2013 - Woman Scolded By Doctor For Having A Hickey, Being a Big Slutty Slut

9/17/2013 - Tegan and Sara's Closer Performed by Dogs Is the Absolute Greatest

9/17/2013 - There Sure Is a Lot of Sex in the Masters of Sex Pilot

9/17/2013 - TV Execs Don't Have to Say 'Lose Weight or You're Fired': It's Implied

9/17/2013 - Some Thoughts About 'The 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten'

9/17/2013 - Yoko Ono Gets Sweet About John Lennon

9/17/2013 - University of Alabama Says It 'Will Not Tolerate' Sorority Racism

9/17/2013 - Someone Hacked Playboy's College Party Guide and Made It About Consent

9/17/2013 - Kitten Is the Most Incompetent Thief of All Time

9/17/2013 - Yikes: 'Blurred Lines' Lyrics Aren't So Catchy When Rapists Read Them

9/17/2013 - You're Killing Us, AMC: Mad Men's Final Season Has Been Split in Two

9/17/2013 - How To Talk Your Girl Friends Out of Going to Business School

9/17/2013 - Coregasm! Turn Your Sex Life into an Exercise Plan

9/17/2013 - Burberry Prorsum: For the Ethereal, Perpetually Naked Executive in You

9/17/2013 - This Britney Spears Announcement Is Disastrous and Amazing

9/17/2013 - America: Where It's Okay to Regulate Women, But Not Guns

9/17/2013 - New York Fashion Week Was Chock-Full of White Models. Again.

9/17/2013 - Katy Perry's New Song 'Dark Horse' Is Hip-Hop Tinged, Shoulder-Bouncy

9/17/2013 - There is a Rom Com Coming Out Called Jewtopia

9/17/2013 - Show Us Your Weirdest/Grossest Facebook Ads

9/17/2013 - Amazing Missed Connection Takes Down Street Harassing Dickwads

9/17/2013 - Nobody Liked Mindy Kaling's Short Hair Except Mindy Kaling

9/17/2013 - I Help Desperate Women, and I Could Go To Jail for It

9/17/2013 - Woman Featured in CDC's Anti-Smoking Ads Dies of Cancer

9/17/2013 - Do Pink, Platinum, Navy and Red Go Together?

9/17/2013 - Women Are Reporting on Syria. They're Just Not Bragging About It.

9/17/2013 - Loved The Office? Got Heaps of Cash? You Can Buy Props From the Show.

9/17/2013 - Julie Chen Says She Wasn't Trying to Look Less Asian With Eye Surgery

9/17/2013 - Butterball Turkey Help Hotline Hires Its First Male Operators

9/17/2013 - Bill Nye's First Routine on Dancing With the Stars Set to Weird Science

9/17/2013 - Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Ditch His Beloved STD Memorabilia

9/16/2013 - Dog and Elephant Might Share the Cutest Interspecies Friendship Yet

9/16/2013 - Toni Collette Straps Herself into Fashion

9/16/2013 - RuPaul and Britney Spears Get the Inevitable Remix We All Deserve

9/16/2013 - Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Beer to Get You Adorably Drunk

9/16/2013 - Kids Make the Darndest Vines

9/16/2013 - Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Officially Break Off Engagement

9/16/2013 - Woman Recounts Heartbreaking Story of Growing Up Fat

9/16/2013 - Frances Bean Cobain's New Friends Are Really Kinda Lifeless

9/16/2013 - 13-Year-Old India Child Prodigy Is Your New Role Model

9/16/2013 - Cookie Monster Recreating Famous Movie Scenes Is Pretty Delicious

9/16/2013 - Fashion Has Decided That Everyone Can Wear Skirt Suits Again

9/16/2013 - Ladies, Let's Close the Gender Gap on Being Potheads

9/16/2013 - Prancercise Lady Now Prancercising for Pistachios

9/16/2013 - 4th Trimester Bodies Project Showcases Real 'Post-Baby Bodies'

9/16/2013 - Don't Be Fooled: Harry Styles Is a Lying Cheetah

9/16/2013 - Food Blogger Eats Cat Food, Toothpaste, and Other Weird Crap

9/16/2013 - Follow Me? How Obsessed Fans Use Twitter to Hold Celebrities Hostage

9/16/2013 - Confirmed: Texas Never Needed All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions

9/16/2013 - Anna Wintour Is Feeling Rather Blue

9/16/2013 - Department of Duh Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People More Sexist

9/16/2013 - Your Afternoon Zzzz: Nicole Kidman is Grace of Monaco

9/16/2013 - OITNB Actress To Be Girls' First Black Female Character

9/16/2013 - Ban on Female Fighters' Breast Implants Enacted For Douchiest Reasons

9/16/2013 - Roman Polanski Victim 'Didn't Experience' Her Assault as Rape

9/16/2013 - There Wasn't Much Creativity on the Creative Arts Emmys Red Carpet

9/16/2013 - Larry Summers Out as Fed Chair: So What's Next for Janet Yellen?

9/16/2013 - 'A Town Destroyed for What Two People Did': Dispatch from Steubenville

9/16/2013 - Cheerleading Is the Most Hazardous Sport for Women

9/16/2013 - Privileged Nannies Are Raking In the Dough

9/16/2013 - Victoria Beckham Strikes a Posh Pose

9/16/2013 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck Was Super Giddy on Her First Day at Fox & Friends

9/16/2013 - Damn, I Want Everything From This Japanese Vending Machine

9/16/2013 - Lady Astronaut Gave Sandra Bullock Astronaut Advice from Space

9/16/2013 - Education Expert Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Drop Out of School

9/16/2013 - Racists Are Being Hella Racist Because Miss America Isn't White

9/15/2013 - These Puritan Names from 1888 Are the Best-Worst Names in the World

9/15/2013 - Kate Moss Is a Total Wild Woman

9/15/2013 - Here's What It's Like When You Post to Tumblr

9/15/2013 - Britney Spears' Work Bitch: Frenetic, Mumbling Insanity

9/15/2013 - Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Lady and the Tramp

9/15/2013 - Sunday Night Sign-Off: Miss America Has Nothing on Sandra Bullock

9/15/2013 - Sarah Silverman Was Bummed About the Ageism at James Franco's Roast

9/15/2013 - Spork Dresses and Smiles: The Ladies of Tonight's Miss America Pageant

9/15/2013 - Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Is in Trouble with PETA Over ‘Roar’ Video

9/15/2013 - It's Silly Hair Day at London's Fashion Week

9/15/2013 - London Will Soon Get Its First Official Cat Café

9/15/2013 - Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady’s ‘Creamy’ Turds to Sell Poop Deodorant

9/15/2013 - Disneyland Paris Is a Hellscape with Shitty Food, Claims Petition

9/15/2013 - Writing About Fashion Week Has Made Me Feel Like Shit About Myself

9/15/2013 - Laverne Cox and Janet Mock: Quit Stigmatizing Men Who Date Trans Women

9/15/2013 - British Show Big Ballet Aims to Encourage Bigger Girls to Keep Dancing

9/15/2013 - GOP Adviser Reminds Twitter That Calling Wendy Davis Stupid Is Stupid

9/15/2013 - Paula Deen Makes First Public Appearance in Front of Cheering Texans

9/14/2013 - Saturday Night Social, Sponsored by Margaret Sanger

9/14/2013 - Vanderbilt Player Involved in Rape Cover-Up Pleads Guilty to Misdemeanor

9/14/2013 - Emma Thompson and Pierce Brosnan Promote Their New Movie with Snuggles

9/14/2013 - These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Stoned Out of Their Minds

9/14/2013 - Ironically-Named City of Sistersville Still Bans Women from Voting

9/14/2013 - Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Head and Pretend He Has Cancer for Money

9/14/2013 - Pancake the Cat Is Far Too Lazy to Venture Outside

9/14/2013 - The World’s Smallest Pony Has Probably Been Kidnapped by the Mafia

9/14/2013 - All the Weirdo Pet Owners in NY Can Finally Be Buried with Their Pets

9/14/2013 - Short-Shorts-Wearing Dad Pushes Dangerous 'Modest Is Hottest' Agenda

9/14/2013 - Sarah Palin’s PAC Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism

9/14/2013 - Tired of Misogynist Bullshit, Edinburgh Students Ban ‘Blurred Lines’

9/14/2013 - Justin Bieber: Internet's Best Troll, or Batman's New Robin?

9/13/2013 - Lindsay Lohan 'Wasn't Surprised' by Dina's Drunk Driving Arrest

9/13/2013 - Prince Wants to Share This Prince Meme With You

9/13/2013 - Yale Holds Story Time to Explain What 'Nonconsensual Sex' Means

9/13/2013 - Holy Crap There Are So Many Hot Guys in the New Paula Patton Movie

9/13/2013 - Kitten Gets Stuck in Blinds, Might Just Live There

9/13/2013 - Beyonce is a Silhouetted Goddess of Light and Shadow

9/13/2013 - Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

9/13/2013 - What to Do If Your Friends Throw the Word 'Slut' Around

9/13/2013 - Gwyneth Paltrow Made a Trailer for a Party She Threw

9/13/2013 - Fired Business Insider CTO Digs Himself Into An Even Deeper Douchehole

9/13/2013 - Your Annoying Voice Is Yet Another Reason People Don't Like You

9/13/2013 - Which Childhood Books Turned You into a Reader?

9/13/2013 - Watch Pretentious Fashion Week Attendees Gush About Fake Designers

9/13/2013 - The 10 Best Stories About the First Time You Had Sex

9/13/2013 - Rebel Wilson Singing Queen Combines Two of Our Favorite Things

9/13/2013 - Professor Argues Blackface Is A-OK As Long As It's For Charity

9/13/2013 - Proof That Men Take Up Way Too Much Fucking Space on the Subway

9/13/2013 - Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Go To Strip Clubs... Anymore

9/13/2013 - Marc Jacobs, for Grey Gardens-ing on an Enchanted Isle

9/13/2013 - Fashion Week Has First Ever "Plastic Surgery" Fashion Show

9/13/2013 - These Miley Cyrus FCC Complaints Are Amazing

9/13/2013 - Amy Sedaris Teaches Us How to Make Edible Cat Litter

9/13/2013 - CW Developing Show About Transgender Teen

9/13/2013 - Vanderbilt Player Accused of Rape Kicked Off His New Football Team

9/13/2013 - Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Completely Wasted

9/13/2013 - You're Not Having a '90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night.

9/13/2013 - Sexy Blackmail and Pay Pigs: a Look at FinDom, S&M For Your Wallet

9/13/2013 - Of Course Florida is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys

9/13/2013 - First Female Maasai Warrior Is a White Lady With a Memoir

9/13/2013 - Jersey Shore Boardwalk Destroyed by Huge Fire

9/13/2013 - Rumors Indicate that Katie Couric Could Join The View

9/13/2013 - Four Men Given Death Sentences for New Delhi Gang Rape and Murder

9/13/2013 - Never Doubt Kate Middleton's Commitment to Sparkle Motion

9/13/2013 - Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'

9/13/2013 - Your Evening Happy Cry: Man Proposes to Boyfriend via Rousing Dance Party

9/12/2013 - I Did It. I Found the World's Cutest Puppy Dog.

9/12/2013 - Motivational Quotes Work for All Sorts of Fucked-Up Situations

9/12/2013 - Calvin Klein, for the Modern Architectural Enthusiast in You

9/12/2013 - I Declare These the Best Books of Summer 2013

9/12/2013 - Janelle Monáe Wants to Create a New Breed of Badass Women

9/12/2013 - The Guardian Says Teenager 'Let Herself' Be Sexually Assaulted

9/12/2013 - Nicole Kidman Got Run Over by a Bike

9/12/2013 - Orange Is the New Black Stars Talk Friendship, On and Offscreen

9/12/2013 - Britney Spears Wants You to Call the 'Po-Lice', Governor

9/12/2013 - Here's the Episode Explaining Dr. Phil's Disturbing Rape Tweet

9/12/2013 - Middle-Aged Men Are Getting Fat Because They Need More Estrogen

9/12/2013 - 'Crazy Clown' Is The Hot New Drug For The Cool, Dumb Teen in Your Life

9/12/2013 - I Can't Believe We're Still Being Mean to that Poor Blobfish

9/12/2013 - Fox is Promoting Dads By Bragging About the Critics That Hate It

9/12/2013 - Do You Lie About Having Read Classic Books? This Guide Can Help!

9/12/2013 - OITNB Star Laverne Cox Used to Equate Being Trans with Failing

9/12/2013 - New Book Suggests Matthew Shepard's Murder Was Meth-Related

9/12/2013 - College Sexual Assault Survivors Have to Deal With Rapey Vandalism

9/12/2013 - Jeremy Scott Will Dress You Up for Pee-wee's Playhouse

9/12/2013 - How to Still Have a Drink When You Have a Newborn

9/12/2013 - In Russia, Woman Owns You

9/12/2013 - Nickelodeon Star Jennette McCurdy Meets Boys on Twitter

9/12/2013 - Ralph Lauren: For the Bold, Mod Sophisticate In You

9/12/2013 - Tell Us About Your School's Racist Sororities and Fraternities

9/12/2013 - Disney Announces Plans to Ruin 'The Little Mermaid'

9/12/2013 - Horrible 'Experiment' Involves Grown Men Forcing Kisses on Women

9/12/2013 - J. Mendel, for the Leggy Ice Queen Exhibitionist in You

9/12/2013 - Hackathon Judge Compares Outrage Over 'Titstare' to Iraq War

9/12/2013 - Lady Gaga Was Awesomely Shitfaced on Watch What Happens Live

9/12/2013 - Stop What You're Doing And Download the 2Chainz Cookbook

9/12/2013 - Creepy Catholic Website Explains Why Women Shouldn't Go to College

9/12/2013 - Tracy Anderson Is Not Allowed to Transform Lena Dunham's Body…Yet

9/12/2013 - Anyone Else Have Some Moldy-Ass Chobani in Their Fridge?

9/12/2013 - Julie Chen's Eyelid Surgery Sure Did Help Her Career

9/12/2013 - Marchesa, for the Vintage-Obsessed Dreamy Sophisticate in You

9/12/2013 - Jimmy Fallon Does the Most Involved Breaking Bad Spoof Yet

9/12/2013 - 'Massive Tool' Carson Daly Joins Today Show

9/11/2013 - Anna Sui, for the Woodland Nymph Goddess in You

9/11/2013 - Ghost Ghirls: If You Don't Watch This Web Series, I'll Do Something Crazy

9/11/2013 - NSFW: Actors Talk Booking Their First Big Hollywood Gigs

9/11/2013 - Betsey Johnson, for the Betsey Johnson Clothes Wearer in You

9/11/2013 - Jenny McCarthy Thinks You're Gay If You Don't Immediately Intercourse Her

9/11/2013 - Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Sure WTF Is Going On Here.

9/11/2013 - Because You Probably Forgot 9/11, Celebrities Help You Remember

9/11/2013 - Little Girl Learns Lesson the Hard Way: Don't Turn Your Back on Birds

9/11/2013 - This Spring You'll Be Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra

9/11/2013 - Gender and the Body Language of Power

9/11/2013 - Why the Hell Are On-Screen Interracial Relationships Still a Big Deal?

9/11/2013 - Country Music Eager to Give Women Awards, Hesitant To Play Their Songs

9/11/2013 - Proenza Schouler, for the Luminous '70s Power Woman in You

9/11/2013 - Simon Pegg Wants Straight Men to Start Snuggling Each Other

9/11/2013 - Patriarchy is Dead if You're a Rich White Lady

9/11/2013 - How Delicious!: Ruth Reichl Pens Her First Novel

9/11/2013 - Sad About So You Think You Can Dance? Come Bond with Me.

9/11/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's Wedding Pic Is a Lie

9/11/2013 - University of Alabama Sororities Still Won't Rush Black Women

9/11/2013 - Planned Parenthood Wants to Help You Sign Up for Obamacare

9/11/2013 - New 'Eggs for Boys' To Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion

9/11/2013 - MM6 Maison Martin Margiela Shows Us Some Pink

9/11/2013 - A Quarter of Men in Parts of Asia Admit To Being Rapists

9/11/2013 - Boozy Summer in Hamptons Results in Epic Angry Landlord Letter

9/11/2013 - Richard Dawkins Thinks 'Mild Pedophilia' Is No Big Deal

9/11/2013 - President's New Puppy More Press-Friendly Than the President

9/11/2013 - Here's the First Plus-Sized Show in the History of Fashion Week

9/11/2013 - Sigh: Sugary, Starchy, Delicious Food May Cause Endometrial Cancer

9/11/2013 - The Worst 9/11 Commemorative Crap Your Money Can Buy

9/11/2013 - Watch Joyous Bar Mitzvah Boy Sam Horowitz Dance His Butt Off on Ellen

9/11/2013 - Meet the First Miss America Contestant to Reveal Her Tattoos

9/11/2013 - Oscar de la Renta, for the Straight-Up Full-On Class Act in You

9/11/2013 - Watch Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Do the Clay Scene from Ghost

9/11/2013 - The Fifty Shades of Grey Audition Script Was Naaaasty

9/11/2013 - Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through a McDonald's Last Night

9/11/2013 - In the U.K., It Gets Easier to Admit You're Never Going Back to the Gym

9/11/2013 - Courtney Love Calls Miley Cyrus a 'Fucked-Up Hillbilly'

9/11/2013 - Anthony Weiner Loses, Is Gracious to the Very End

9/10/2013 - Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out Non-Swagged Out Dogs

9/10/2013 - Narcisco Rodriguez, for the Femme Fatale with Gorgeous Gams in You

9/10/2013 - Did Rihanna Get Funky With Tobias Fünke?

9/10/2013 - Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to 89 Reports of Illness

9/10/2013 - Marc by Marc Jacobs, for the Unisexy Ziggy Stardust Rollergirl in You

9/10/2013 - Gia Allemand's Mom Blames Daughter's Suicide on PMS

9/10/2013 - Azealia Banks Opines On How '212' Changed Her Life, Beefs and Gawker

9/10/2013 - Newlywed Bride Accused of Pushing Her Husband Off a Cliff

9/10/2013 - Jenny Packham, for the Hopeless Romantic Silver Screen Ingenue in You

9/10/2013 - These Raccoons Are One Step Away From Destroying Us All

9/10/2013 - Mark-Paul Gosselaar on Possible 2013 Saved by the Bell Plots

9/10/2013 - Fox & Friends Segment on 'Daddy-Approved' Prom Dresses Is So Creepy

9/10/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find Beyonce's Green High-Waisted Bikini

9/10/2013 - Unintended Pregnancy Rates Rise Among Poor and Low-Income Women

9/10/2013 - Badgley Mischka, for the Krystle Carrington Dynasty Diva in You

9/10/2013 - Allure editor Linda Wells Explains Why Her Magazine is Different

9/10/2013 - Worth It: Black Milk Fandom Collections

9/10/2013 - Professional Dipshit Writes Bizarrely Sexist Screed Against Cable Host

9/10/2013 - Tory Burch, for the Pretty Preppy Palm Beach Princess in You

9/10/2013 - Tell Us About The First Time You Had Sex

9/10/2013 - Janelle Monáe Danced on the Desk During Last Night's Letterman

9/10/2013 - Thom Browne, for the Demon Who Haunts a Mental Asylum in You

9/10/2013 - Way More Women Still Die From Childbirth Than Abortion

9/10/2013 - Surprise! Big Banks are Sexist Bro Fests

9/10/2013 - The CDC'S Scary-Ass Anti-Smoking Commercials Are Working

9/10/2013 - Former Xena Actress Thinks Modeling is Worse Than Acting

9/10/2013 - Do Child Offenders Belong on the Sex Offender Registry for Life?

9/10/2013 - Snapchat Won't Deter Horny Teens With 'Wholesome' Rebranding

9/10/2013 - Tiana Parker's Former School Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks

9/10/2013 - Eating Breakfast Does Not Help You Lose Weight

9/10/2013 - What We Talk About When We Talk About Balls

9/10/2013 - We All Just Want to be on Desert Islands with Our Dogs

9/10/2013 - Formerly Obese Teenagers Are at High Risk for Eating Disorders

9/10/2013 - Reem Acra, for the Donna Summer-Loving Party Girl in You

9/10/2013 - Four Men Found Guilty of Last Year's Brutal Gang Rape in India

9/10/2013 - 'Worst Twerk Fail Ever' Clip Was a Hoax From Prankster Jimmy Kimmel

9/9/2013 - Fuck You Top Hat: Cat Token Begins Its Reign as Best Monopoly Token

9/9/2013 - I Guess Those Beverly Hills Bitches Still Don't Let Julia Roberts Shop?

9/9/2013 - Ellen Page Might Soon be the Lady Comic Book Hero We Deserve

9/9/2013 - Here's a Ken Doll Prison Shank Presented With Little Comment

9/9/2013 - Donna Karan, for the Ultra Chic Hippie Business Woman in You

9/9/2013 - Sharon Osbourne Had a 'Fling' with Jay Leno

9/9/2013 - Today Was a Hugely Disappointing Premiere Day on Daytime Talk TV

9/9/2013 - Sarah Silverman Joins the Fight to Arm Black America

9/9/2013 - Nicki Minaj Did Not Have Sex with That 'Animal' Gucci Mane

9/9/2013 - Zac Posen: For the Benevolent Empress of a Magical Realm in You

9/9/2013 - Melissa Harris-Perry on Tiana Parker and Why Black Hair Is Beautiful

9/9/2013 - Some Jerks Think Diana Nyad Faked Her Amazing Cuba-To-Florida Swim

9/9/2013 - How Much Weird Sex Can the Fifty Shades Movie Even Show?

9/9/2013 - Pamella Roland, for the Dour Debutante in You

9/9/2013 - We're Just Minutes Away From These Two Women Changing News Forever

9/9/2013 - Dudes on Reddit Are Turning Gym Shorts into Sexy Dresses

9/9/2013 - Miley Cyrus Will Host SNL October 5th. Expect A Lot of Twerk Jokes.

9/9/2013 - Diane Von Furstenberg, for the Fun-Loving Jet-Setter in You

9/9/2013 - The Super Sad Post-Heartbreak Workout Is Not Actually Sad At All

9/9/2013 - Selfie-Hating Church Lady Swoons Over Shirtless Hubby in Deleted Post

9/9/2013 - Iman and Naomi Campbell Fight Back Against Racism on the Runway

9/9/2013 - Couple's Engagement Shoot Features Crazed Killer Coming for Them

9/9/2013 - A Guide to Understanding Miley Cyrus's New 'Wrecking Ball' Video

9/9/2013 - Carolina Herrera, for the Sophisticated Design Doyenne in You

9/9/2013 - Founders Say New Clothing Line Allows Girls to 'Be Kids'

9/9/2013 - Women Are Doing the Man Things But Men Won't Do the Lady Things

9/9/2013 - What's Worse Than One Direction? This One Direction Rip-Off!

9/9/2013 - Anne of Green Gables Will Be (Another) Movie

9/9/2013 - Christian Siriano, for the Red Carpet Garden Party Girl in You

9/9/2013 - Meghan McCain Helpfully Explains Feminism On Her Dumb New Talk Show

9/9/2013 - Tyra Banks Dresses as Other Supermodels, Raises Cries of 'Whiteface'

9/9/2013 - New Report: Young Women Should Get Regular Mammograms

9/9/2013 - 40 Days of Dating Update: Couple Still Very Annoying

9/9/2013 - Private Non-Legalized Adoption Is Speedy and Scary

9/9/2013 - Heterosexual Cisgender Queering of Transgender Sexuality

9/9/2013 - Australia's Favorite Mean Girl Ja’mie King Gets Her Own Show

9/9/2013 - Your Morning Sniffle: A Pregnancy Captured in a Second a Day

9/9/2013 - The Book of Jezebel is in Glamour! (And coming to Chicago.)

9/9/2013 - Anna Wintour Kills Miley Cyrus Vogue Cover After Twerking-Gate

9/8/2013 - This Chipmunk Is Both Very Adorable and Very Terrifying

9/8/2013 - Patrick Stewart's Wedding Announcement Is Balls Out

9/8/2013 - Wentworth Miller Opens Up About His Suicide Attempts as a Gay Teen

9/8/2013 - Joe Manganiello Is Turning Into Quite the Silver Fox

9/8/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Celebrate Your Well-Intentioned Grandparents

9/8/2013 - ‘Pro-Rape’ Chant at Canadian Universities Sparks Alarm

9/8/2013 - Kevin Hart Managed to Make Football Day Slightly Less Fun

9/8/2013 - Are You Ambivalent About Pregnancy? Join the Club.

9/8/2013 - They Just Keep Moving the Line

9/8/2013 - Jourdan Dunn Suggests That Some Designers Think Diversity Is a Trend

9/8/2013 - Dog and Hedgehog Meet, Time Stops

9/8/2013 - Your Cat Is a Ruthless Killer Plotting Your Destruction

9/8/2013 - NJ Woman Charmed Her Neighbor with Cupcakes So She Could Steal His Car

9/8/2013 - Batwoman Can't Marry, Says DC Pub, Because Heroes Can't Be Happy

9/8/2013 - Lincoln Memorial Creepshow Charged with Taking Upskirt Photos of Women

9/8/2013 - Company in Texas Fails Hard with Tailgate Decal of Bound Woman

9/8/2013 - Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Excited About Fifty Shades of Grey

9/7/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Diane Warren Probably Wrote Her Own B-Day Song

9/7/2013 - Dad Flips Out Over Daughter’s Dress Code Violation, So Cops Tase Him

9/7/2013 - Haters Gonna Hate, But I Try Not To

9/7/2013 - The British Have Naked Slumber Parties, but No One Else Is Invited

9/7/2013 - Susan Sarandon and Her Pet Muppet Enjoy a Canadian Hand Massage

9/7/2013 - Fashion Week Is Especially Hard on Models with Sensitive Skin

9/7/2013 - Meet the Foods That Are Trying to Murder You This Weekend

9/7/2013 - Two Cheetah Cubs and a Puppy Should Be an Adorable Sitcom

9/7/2013 - Lil Bub Draws Huge, Fawning Crowds at Her New York Book Signing

9/7/2013 - Gay Rights Pioneer José Sarria Goes Out in Grand Style

9/7/2013 - Another Positive HIV Test, Another Porn Production Moratorium

9/7/2013 - Buckingham Break-In Bungled by Two Bumbling Burglars, Say Bobbies

9/7/2013 - Angel Haze Destroys Richard Cohen's 'Miley Cyrus, Steubenville' Op-Ed

9/6/2013 - Robin Thicke Says He'd Be Dead without Paula Patton's Love

9/6/2013 - Kristin Cavallari Had No Idea She Needed a New License, Dude

9/6/2013 - Rebecca Minkoff, for Pseudo-Hippie Chicks Who Dig Road Trips to Mexico

9/6/2013 - Celebrity Selfie Loathing: What the Stars Did on Instagram This Week

9/6/2013 - Was Jane Addams a Lesbian?

9/6/2013 - DC Comics Contest: Draw a Naked Woman Committing Suicide

9/6/2013 - Julie Chen Was Not Surprised by the Horrible Racism on Big Brother

9/6/2013 - Skinny People's Poop May Hold the Disgusting Key to Weight Loss

9/6/2013 - Let's Shop for Sweaters in 1983

9/6/2013 - The HIV Vaccine Gets a New Life

9/6/2013 - Toys R Us UK Commits to Phasing Out 'Girl Toys' and 'Boy Toys'

9/6/2013 - Tocca: For the Off-Duty Ballerina/Businesswoman of the 21st Century

9/6/2013 - Teens Are Having Fewer Babies Than Ever. Chill Out About Twerking.

9/6/2013 - 40 Days of Dating and One Big Asshole

9/6/2013 - Tadashi Shoji: For the Ladylike Lady With a Sweet Tooth in You

9/6/2013 - World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Lohan Take Their Feud to TV

9/6/2013 - Your New Favorite End-of-Summer Jam: Ariana Grande's 'Baby I'

9/6/2013 - Even if Fashion Is an 'Illusion,' it Still Has to Face Reality

9/6/2013 - This Cool Bar Explains 'Why Beer is Better Than Woman'

9/6/2013 - Fox News Says We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve

9/6/2013 - My Little Brony: For the Little Girl (or Grown Man) Who Has Everything

9/6/2013 - BCBG Max Azria: For the Whimsical Menswear Enthusiast in You

9/6/2013 - Meet the First Muslim Fraternity

9/6/2013 - New Video Series Stars Christians Who Love the Gays

9/6/2013 - Drag Queens Perform an Awesome Version of Cher’s ‘Woman’s World’

9/6/2013 - Crap: Young Boozing Increases Risk of Breast Cancer

9/6/2013 - So You Married an Evil Despot: An Etiquette Guide for Asma al-Assad

9/6/2013 - KIA's Got One for the Ladies: Your Mascara Wand Is a Deadly Weapon

9/6/2013 - OMFG: The Subway Kittens Were on Last Night's Colbert

9/6/2013 - Kenneth Cole Explains Himself, Just Wants You to Think About Syria

9/6/2013 - Marvel Really, Really Wants to Make a Female Superhero Movie...Someday

9/6/2013 - The One Direction Fragrance Made Half a Million Bucks in One Week

9/6/2013 - You Can Order 'Domestic Violence' Flowers on the Internet

9/6/2013 - It is the Season of the Witch

9/6/2013 - Oakland Rapper Lil Debbie Finally Lives Up to Namesake, Bakes a Cake

9/6/2013 - A Serial Pigeon Throttler Is Stalking the Erudite Streets of Cambridge

9/6/2013 - Lamar Odom's Not in Rehab Despite $800-a-Day Coke Problem

9/5/2013 - The UK Is Amassing a Graveyard of Unrecyclable Fifty Shades Paperbacks

9/5/2013 - These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than You’ve Ever Loved Anything

9/5/2013 - Rainn Wilson Got Fresh with Jason Biggs at the U.S. Open

9/5/2013 - Jessie Lopez De La Cruz, the UFW’s First Female Organizer, Dies at 93

9/5/2013 - Rush Limbaugh Has Written a Terrible Magic School Bus Rip-Off for Kids

9/5/2013 - Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Wants to Tell You His Drug Stories

9/5/2013 - Won't Someone Please Educate Katy Perry About the Jungle and Big Cats

9/5/2013 - In Times of War Kenneth Cole Wants You To Remember the Shoes

9/5/2013 - Robin Thicke Proves He's Not Sexist with The Robin Thicke Talk Show

9/5/2013 - The Smithsonian Zoo's New Baby Panda...Is a Girl!!!

9/5/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find These Creepy Toy Baby Shoes

9/5/2013 - This 'My Little Pony' Resume Does Not Seem To Be a Joke

9/5/2013 - Watch Aziz Ansari Lay Waste to the Lazy Racism of His Fellow Comedians

9/5/2013 - Waging War Against Sink Smells And Gasoline Pants

9/5/2013 - It Goes Without Saying, Honey, But You Can Do Better

9/5/2013 - Racist Congressman Uses Fried Chicken to Defend Her Right to Be Racist

9/5/2013 - Here's How Alison Pill Accidentally Posted a Topless Photo to Twitter

9/5/2013 - Book of Jezebel Author Tour/Events

9/5/2013 - Wildfox CEO Denies Pressuring Teen Into Sex, Claims It Was Consensual

9/5/2013 - OKCupid Lures Users With Shameless, Probably Meaningless Flattery

9/5/2013 - We Saw the One Direction Movie in a Theater Full of Screeching Tweens

9/5/2013 - Nazi Diamonds Are Most Definitely Not a Girl's Best Friend

9/5/2013 - Tough Glamour and a Scarf Worn as a Shirt at the Style Awards

9/5/2013 - Abercrombie Declares 'Unnatural' Hairstyles Like, Totally Unacceptable

9/5/2013 - The More Older Brothers a Man Has, the More Chance He's Gay

9/5/2013 - The Best Way to Get Women to Care About Football is with Clothes

9/5/2013 - The Daily Show's Guide to Diplomacy With Russia Might Heal the World

9/5/2013 - Canadian College Bros Lead Freshmen In Rousing Pro-Rape Cheer

9/5/2013 - OMG Gina Gershon Looks Faaaaaabulous as Donatella Versace

9/5/2013 - One Man's Ode to His 'Liquid Fucking Gold' Sperm

9/5/2013 - Dude, What If Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?

9/5/2013 - Syria's First Lady Looks Super Cute on Instagram

9/5/2013 - Watch Kate Bosworth Wax Rhapsodic About Her Wedding Dress

9/5/2013 - Marissa Meyer Wanted the New Yahoo Logo to Have a 'Bit of Whimsy'

9/5/2013 - Women Are Dying Because Doctors Think They Look 'Healthy'

9/5/2013 - Here Are Some Babies With More Twitter Followers Than You

9/5/2013 - Sandra Bullock Will Freak You the Hell Out in New Gravity Trailer

9/5/2013 - Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist

9/5/2013 - These Parks and Recreation Season 5 Blooper Reels Are So Bleeping Funny

9/4/2013 - Fat Cat + Tiny Kitten = Uncontrollable Cuteness

9/4/2013 - Jane Lynch Getting a Star on the Walk of Fame Is the Best Thing

9/4/2013 - Check Out Alyssa Milano's Educational Sex Tape

9/4/2013 - Americans Now Too Lazy to Put Cream Cheese on a Bagel

9/4/2013 - Beverley Mitchell Shot Herself in the Eye with Her Own Breast Milk

9/4/2013 - Book Claims JD Salinger's One Ball Drove Him to a Life of Seclusion

9/4/2013 - Little Girl Sent Home from School Because of 'Faddish' Dreadlocks

9/4/2013 - 'The Armpit Song' Is an Excellent Testament to the Woes of Womanhood

9/4/2013 - Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Bullshit Mythology of Cellulite

9/4/2013 - I Can't Stop Looking at This Major Weight Loss GIF

9/4/2013 - Tom Hiddleston and Cookie Monster Are the Cutest Duo Ever

9/4/2013 - Let's List the Most Satisfying School Supplies

9/4/2013 - Uh, Happy High Holidays From HBO

9/4/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: 2-Month-Old North West Has a $200K Ruby

9/4/2013 - Celebrity Diet Stories of 1929 Just as Depressing as Today's

9/4/2013 - Judge Decides It Was 'Illegal' to Sentence Teacher to 30 Days for Rape

9/4/2013 - What Your Power Lunch Says About You

9/4/2013 - The Man Behind FEMEN Is No Friend of the Movement

9/4/2013 - Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls' Selfies Are Tempting My Perfect Sons

9/4/2013 - Outraged Fans Want Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel Cast in 50 Shades

9/4/2013 - StubHub Commercial Jumps on the Happy Interracial Couple Bandwagon

9/4/2013 - Janelle Monae's New Album Is Scorching Hot and Streaming Online

9/4/2013 - Juarez Rape-Avenging Vigilante Calls Herself 'Diana the Hunter'

9/4/2013 - Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Is Back, But Something Is...Wrong

9/4/2013 - Early Rosh Hashana Forces Parents to Hang With Their Annoying Kids

9/4/2013 - Television Really Is the Place for Women

9/4/2013 - Clinically Depressed Rob Pattinson Cavorts With Models in New Dior Ad

9/4/2013 - How to Feel About Ariel Castro's Suicide

9/4/2013 - Santa Barbara Yoga Studio Gives Out Do-Rags at 'Ghetto Fabulous' Class

9/4/2013 - The Pilot for Sarah Haskins' Trophy Wife Is Online Now

9/4/2013 - Bill Nye the Science Guy to Foxtrot on Dancing With the Stars

9/4/2013 - Robin Thicke Tongue-Kissed That Butt-Grab Girl, Said Wife Was 'Chill'

9/4/2013 - Meet the Man Who Owns 6,000 Barbie Dolls

9/4/2013 - Facebook Takes Its Booby Ban a Step Too Far

9/4/2013 - Ariel Castro Reportedly Found Hanging in Prison Cell

9/3/2013 - Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup

9/3/2013 - These Stunning Sculptures Are Made Entirely From Flowers

9/3/2013 - Scarlett Johansson Is a Bedhead Bunhead

9/3/2013 - Poor Pussy Is a Real 1950s Party Game

9/3/2013 - Do You Want Your Man to Be All Swift and No Drift?

9/3/2013 - Kerry Washington Learned Not to Tell You Riff-Raff Her Secrets

9/3/2013 - Jewel Will Only Sing You 'Morning Song' If You Are Especially Hot

9/3/2013 - Thandie Newton's New Beauty Blog Aims to 'Abolish Otherness'

9/3/2013 - Fitness Apps Are Telling Everyone About How Bad You Suck at Sports

9/3/2013 - Pomeranian Is Too Fat to Get Up, Too Cute to Help

9/3/2013 - Miley Cyrus Speaks! Turns Out, You're All 'Over-Thinking' Her

9/3/2013 - Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year Than Male Doctors

9/3/2013 - Couples Tattoos Are The World's Most Poorly Thought Out Trend

9/3/2013 - Malala Yousafzai Helps Open Europe's Largest Public Library

9/3/2013 - A Note on Last Week's Fast Food Strike, Women of Color and The Future

9/3/2013 - I'm an Alcoholic Dude With an Eating Disorder. Hi.

9/3/2013 - Here's Gisele Bundchen Breathily Singing a Rock 'n' Roll Classic

9/3/2013 - Philharmonic Bigwig: Male Conductors Are Just Plain Better, Duh

9/3/2013 - This Family Is the Face of Awesome Parenting

9/3/2013 - Farrah Abraham Gets the Whole Feminism-Lesbian Thing

9/3/2013 - Motorsport Queen Shea Holbrook on Competing in a Male-Dominated Sport

9/3/2013 - Confused Old Man Theorizes That Twerking Causes Rape

9/3/2013 - Love at Burning Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart

9/3/2013 - 'Ask a Slave' Makes Depressingly Stupid Tourist Questions Hilarious

9/3/2013 - Step Aside Porky, Truffle Hunting Is All About the Dogs

9/3/2013 - Lady Scientist Leads Crusade Against Creationism in U.S. Schools

9/3/2013 - Planning a Wedding? Save Time and Sanity With the CTFD Method

9/3/2013 - Awesome: Kerry Washington Lands Yet Another Ladymag Cover

9/3/2013 - The Lusty Lady, the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral

9/3/2013 - Zac Efron is Ripped, Shirtless and Fratty in Neighbors

9/3/2013 - PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give Your Baby a Small Penis

9/3/2013 - Philosophy Has a Woman Problem

9/3/2013 - Noted 'Cougar' Katie Couric is Engaged

9/3/2013 - 12-Year-Old Survivor of Brain-Eating Amoeba Doing Really Well

9/3/2013 - John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"

9/3/2013 - ICYMI: These Two Will Be Christian and Ana in the Fifty Shades Flick

9/2/2013 - Baby Elephant Frolics in the Waves of Our Love

9/2/2013 - Naomi Campbell Got Busy With Wolverine

9/2/2013 - Scarlett Johansson Is Creepy as Hell in Teaser for Under the Skin

9/2/2013 - The Felicity Theme With Subtitles Will Bring You Much Happiness

9/2/2013 - Enjoy the Rest of Your Wet, Lukewarm American Summer

9/2/2013 - Pretty is a Set of Skills

9/2/2013 - Horrible Rue 21 Employee Tells Girl She’s ‘Too Big’ to Shop in Store

9/2/2013 - This Rabbit Clearly Had a Way More Productive Labor Day Than You

9/2/2013 - RuPaul Offers Questionable Advice to Courtney Stodden: Be Like Marilyn

9/2/2013 - Fear of Irradiated Ladyparts Limits Missions for Female Astronauts

9/2/2013 - Diana Nyad Has Just Completed Her Record Swim from Cuba to Florida

9/2/2013 - Progress! NY Times Wedding Announcement Openly Discusses Abortion

9/2/2013 - No Unicorns Were Harmed in Making This Craigslist Couch (Probably)

9/2/2013 - The Fifty Shades Movie Has Bound and Gagged Its Two Leads

9/2/2013 - ‘Blurred Lines’ Gender-Swapped Parody Briefly Removed by YouTube

9/2/2013 - Seth Meyers Got Married This Weekend, but Not to Stefon

9/1/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Lily Tomlin Turns 74

9/1/2013 - Salad Lovers Now Have Their Very Own Sneeze-Guarded Dating App

9/1/2013 - WaPo Writer Uses Louis C.K.'s Pedophile Joke to Defend Statutory Rape

9/1/2013 - Fake Tanning Gunk Is Destroying Some Mattresses in the UK

9/1/2013 - Cat Adoption Ad Paints a Sad, Lonely Picture of Pre-Cat Life

9/1/2013 - Judgey Audiences in India Finally Getting a 24-Hour Wedding Channel

9/1/2013 - The World Really Doesn’t Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno

9/1/2013 - Even Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe

9/1/2013 - Season Four of Downton Abbey Will Just Be a Montage of Smiling/Crying

9/1/2013 - First Rapist Convicted in Delhi Gang Rape Gets Three Years in Prison

9/1/2013 - Diana Nyad’s Latest Cuba-to-Florida Swim Is Going Well (So Far)

9/1/2013 - Shemane Nugent Arrested for Bringing Blunderbuss to Airport Security