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11/29/2013 - So Just How Dangerous Did Black Friday Get Around The Country?

11/29/2013 - This Singing Baby Is Totally The Next Beyonce

11/29/2013 - Reader Gift Guide: What Are You Getting Yourself This Year?

11/29/2013 - Your Thanksgiving Probably Wasn't As Amazing As This

11/29/2013 - To Threesome or Not to Threesome, That Is the Question

11/29/2013 - Lady Gaga's Muppet Thanksgiving Special Did Terribly In The Ratings

11/29/2013 - It's Time to Move Christmas to January 25th

11/29/2013 - Kristen Bell Buys a Bed Off Craigslist Because She's the Raddest Best

11/29/2013 - Hopefully None of This Terrible Shit Happened to You on Thanksgiving

11/29/2013 - These School Lunches Look Like Someone Sharted in a Litter Box

11/29/2013 - Morrissey Slams Obama and U.S. Thanksgiving; Calls It "Thankskilling"

11/28/2013 - Share Your Sexual Self Story Before It's Too Late

11/28/2013 - Here Are All Your Thanksgiving Day Television Show Marathons

11/28/2013 - What's With All the Dick Stories This Week?

11/28/2013 - Behold This Blogger's Sad Thanksgiving Meal (And Share Pics Of Yours!)

11/28/2013 - Here Is a Bad-Ass Dog With a Bad-Ass Job

11/28/2013 - Reader Gift Guide: What Are You Getting Your BFF This Year?

11/28/2013 - You Might Feel This Way About Your Grown-Ass Woman of a Sister Today

11/28/2013 - Watch Gary Oldman Smash The Shit Out Of Your Thanksgiving Dinner

11/28/2013 - Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Could Become TIME's 'Person Of the Year'

11/27/2013 - We're Thankful for This Ridiculously Adorable Kitten

11/27/2013 - Mormon Women Bravely Pose Naked to Challenge Church Views on Modesty

11/27/2013 - Kate Nash Has Got Your Thanksgiving Outfit Right Here

11/27/2013 - Best. Dance. Battle. EVER.

11/27/2013 - Catching Fire Director Says J. Law Would Suck in Actual Hunger Games

11/27/2013 - Fantasy Food Porn Fun Time: The Thanksgiving Dish of Your Dreams

11/27/2013 - Evan Rachel Wood Says the MPAA Censored Her Sex Scene

11/27/2013 - You Could Still Snag One of Sasha Obama's Super-Cute Sweaters

11/27/2013 - The Times Explains That Controversial Front Page Nipple Photo

11/27/2013 - GoldieBlox Pulls Beastie Boys' Song from Viral Video

11/27/2013 - Nigella Lawson Has Been Coked Out of Her Mind for a Decade, Allegedly

11/27/2013 - Reader Gift Guide: What Are You Getting Your Lov-ah This Year?

11/27/2013 - Viagra May Give Men Boners, But It Won’t Give Them Happiness

11/27/2013 - Your Thanksgiving Horror Stories

11/27/2013 - Microsoft Knows Women Play Video Games Too, Right?

11/27/2013 - When Do We Reach Our Creative Peaks?

11/27/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Real Dad

11/27/2013 - Barneys Trying Extra Hard To Be Less Racist This Holiday Season

11/27/2013 - Celebrities Give Thanks for Getting to Volunteer on Skid Row

11/27/2013 - The Other Steubenville Rape Case That Nobody's Talking About

11/27/2013 - Fashion Faux Pas: Lady Gaga and Miss Piggy Rock the Same Holiday Dress

11/27/2013 - Gargantuan Louis Vuitton Trunk in Red Square Insults Ghost of Lenin

11/27/2013 - Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling a ZOMBIE DILDO

11/27/2013 - Is Your Shitty Boss Making You Work Thanksgiving? Vent About It Here.

11/27/2013 - It's Raining and Kim Kardashian and Baby North Could Use a Little Help.

11/27/2013 - This Wrecking Ball Chatroulette Performance Will Knock You Out

11/27/2013 - Jerks Deface GAP Ad Featuring Sikh Model, GAP Responds Awesomely

11/27/2013 - Fit Mom Banned From Facebook for Fat-Shaming Is 'Sorry Not Sorry'

11/27/2013 - Sorry, Everybody: Your Thanksgiving Travels Are Going to Suck

11/27/2013 - Marie Claire's Ultimate Loungewear Guide Is an Affront to Loungewear

11/27/2013 - Dousing Men in Oxytocin Allegedly Allows Them to Have Faithful Penises

11/27/2013 - Today's New York Times Features Some Pre-Holiday Areola

11/27/2013 - Beyonce Banned from the Pyramids by Angry Archaeologist

11/27/2013 - Amber Riley Won DWTS Because She's Magic on the Dance Floor

11/26/2013 - About That Thanksgiving Turkey...

11/26/2013 - Very Reasonable Adult Woman Pays $11K Tax Bill in Singles and Pennies

11/26/2013 - Beyoncé's New Song Just Made Me Cry Like a Damn Baby

11/26/2013 - Bon Jovi Sings Living On a Prayer With Taylor Swift and Prince William

11/26/2013 - Dr. Ruth Reminisces About A Very Cool Party We Wish We Were At Now

11/26/2013 - Women Are Hard Wired To Feel Bad About Being Sluts, Says Suspect Study

11/26/2013 - Shocker: Women in the Film Industry Are Good for the Film Industry

11/26/2013 - Best-Ever Holiday Window Displays Star Adoptable Puppies and Kittens

11/26/2013 - On What Days Do People Masturbate the Least?

11/26/2013 - Here's One Way to Announce You Want a Divorce

11/26/2013 - Who Makes Minimum Wage? Young Women in the Service Industry

11/26/2013 - Watch Joey Fatone Briefly But Amazingly Dance to 'Bye Bye Bye' in PJs

11/26/2013 - To Do: Incorporate These Olde-Tymey Acronyms Into Your Sexting

11/26/2013 - Women Are More Likely to Be Half-Naked on Screen and Other Film Stats

11/26/2013 - Ad Seeking 'Green-Eyed Beauty' Not for Dating But for Egg Donation

11/26/2013 - Parents of Daughters Skew Republican, Study Finds

11/26/2013 - Bow Before Sandra Bullock, Your Entertainer of the Year

11/26/2013 - Baseball Star's Holiday Safety Tip: 'Ladies, Let Ur Man Drive'

11/26/2013 - Reader Gift Guide: What Are You Buying for Dad This Year?

11/26/2013 - Florida School Forces Black Student to Cut Hair or Face Expulsion

11/26/2013 - Vile Man Uses PS4 to Broadcast Video of Naked, Passed-Out Wife

11/26/2013 - 25 Best Quotes From the Bachelorette's Great American Novel

11/26/2013 - Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in This Year's Turkey Pardoning Ritual

11/26/2013 - Wedding Charity Maven Quietly Steals $5.1 Million From Her Job

11/26/2013 - The Boys of Boston Give Work, Bitch the Video It Deserves

11/26/2013 - Hobby Lobby Heads to the Supreme Court Over Right to Deny You Your IUD

11/26/2013 - Catching Fire Producer Weighs in on the Makeup Merch

11/26/2013 - Quit Paying Attention to That Vile Troll Website

11/26/2013 - Sydney Leathers Is Selling Her Excess Labia

11/26/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Photos of People With Their Elderly Pets, Oh God

11/26/2013 - Plenty of Women Don't Remember That Models Are Photoshopped

11/26/2013 - Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Russian Catalog

11/26/2013 - Great News, Lady Truckers: You Can Now Get Your Big Rig in Pink!

11/26/2013 - Kate Middleton's Hairdresser Fired for Committing Hair Treason

11/25/2013 - Watch Pandas Eat and Fight, Just Like Your Family on Thanksgiving

11/25/2013 - Naomie Harris Is the Warmest Colour

11/25/2013 - Here We Go Again: French ELLE Beauty Editor Wears Blackface

11/25/2013 - Yes, a SeaWorld Thanksgiving Parade Float Is In Pretty Bad Taste

11/25/2013 - Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Human Microbes?

11/25/2013 - Jena Malone Knows She's Fantastic in Catching Fire

11/25/2013 - The Awful Truth: Watching TV Still Makes You Stupid

11/25/2013 - Melissa Harris-Perry Brilliantly Shoots Down Michelle Obama's Critics

11/25/2013 - Damn, Rihanna Looks Like a Winner

11/25/2013 - Mario Batali Loves His Orange Crocs So Much He Just Ordered 200 Pairs

11/25/2013 - Periods Are The New Way To Tell People You're Mad At Them.

11/25/2013 - Today Is The Day We Will Talk About Your Dirty Underpants

11/25/2013 - Going to the Gynecologist Is Now Strictly for Women Only

11/25/2013 - House of Horrors Survivor Michelle Knight Signs Book Deal

11/25/2013 - Reader Gift Guide: What Are You Getting Your Mom This Holiday Season?

11/25/2013 - Bacon Mania Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop.

11/25/2013 - We Saw Catching Fire and Loved the Shit Out of It

11/25/2013 - The Personality-Driven Guide to Wine

11/25/2013 - Olympic Skier's Custody Battle Wins Gold Medal In WTF

11/25/2013 - Preteen Photo of Jennifer Lawrence Confirms She's Always Been Your BFF

11/25/2013 - James Franco and Seth Rogen Very Sensually Recreated "Bound 2"

11/25/2013 - 'Family Guy' Kills Off Brian (The Dog)

11/25/2013 - FSU QB and Alleged Rapist Jameis Winston Has a Sexy Fan, So, YOU KNOW.

11/25/2013 - Robyn Hung Out with a Robyn Robot and Everything Was Good in the World

11/25/2013 - The Good, the Bad and the Hideous Fashion of the American Music Awards

11/25/2013 - Let This Two-Legged Boxer Puppy Inspire the Hell Out of You

11/25/2013 - Gravitational Force of Early-Ass Black Friday Sucks in Restaurants Too

11/25/2013 - Pregnant Lady Offers to Give Her Baby to Her BFF in Expecting

11/25/2013 - Boom: Four Steubenville School Officials Indicted in Teen Rape Case

11/25/2013 - Meet Afghanistan’s First Female Rapper

11/25/2013 - Brittany Murphy's Mom Refutes Poison Claims in Scathing Open Letter

11/25/2013 - Bunheads Sutton Foster and Amy Sherman-Palladino Team Up for Musical

11/25/2013 - Morning After Pill Doesn't Work on Women Over 176 Pounds

11/25/2013 - This Hotline Gives You the Only Tip You Need for Preparing Your Turkey

11/25/2013 - Architect of Giant Vagina Stadium Says It Doesn't Look like a Vagina

11/25/2013 - There Are Some Wack Stereotypes About Lesbians Floating Around

11/25/2013 - Pubic Hair Is Back or Something (Again)

11/25/2013 - Katy Perry Called a Racist for Sexy Geisha Performance at the AMAs

11/25/2013 - Miley Cyrus Outshined by a CGI Pussy in AMAs Closer

11/24/2013 - Beastie Boys to Girls: Get Your Own Damn Song

11/24/2013 - The Only AMAs GIF You Need, Starring Justin Timberlake and Taylor Swift

11/24/2013 - This Magical Washing Machine Is Activated by a Dog's Bark

11/24/2013 - BEST: Mad Men Without Smoking Replaces Cigarettes With Party Horns

11/24/2013 - PSA: Katy Perry Approves of Tonight's American Music Awards

11/24/2013 - Obits: WWII Code Breaker Mavis Batey Rocked the Hardest Word Jumble

11/24/2013 - Watch One Direction Sweat and Spank Each Other After Workouts

11/24/2013 - Kitchen Bunny Hops All Over Your Heart, Killing You

11/24/2013 - Catching Fire Is Just Like The Empire Strikes Back, Says Internet

11/24/2013 - Buy a Fried Chicken Scented Candle for the Dieting Relative You Hate

11/24/2013 - All the Pretty French Horses Promenade in Paris

11/24/2013 - Awful Cotton Ball Diet Is Latest Local News Trend Scaring Parents

11/24/2013 - Teacher Informs Parents About Their Stinky Kids, Parents Freak Out

11/24/2013 - California Wants to Unload Its Abandoned Chihuahuas on New York

11/24/2013 - SNL’s Animal Hospital of Horrors Delivers Bad News with Apathy

11/24/2013 - Woman Who Accused Duke Lacrosse Players of Rape Convicted of Murder

11/24/2013 - Stop Everything: Cary Elwes Is Writing a Princess Bride Memoir

11/23/2013 - Open Thread: 'Catching Fire' Star Josh Hutcherson Hosts SNL Tonight

11/23/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Hillary Clinton Makes History

11/23/2013 - 'Gangnam Style' Wedding Dance With Gun Results In Horrible Bloodbath

11/23/2013 - Justin Bieber Made An Insane Short Film To Sell Perfume Or Something

11/23/2013 - FINALLY: For $30, You Can Own Some George W. Bush Art Stuff

11/23/2013 - Penguins Chase Butterflies, Catch My Heart Instead

11/23/2013 - Archaeologists Find Ancient Wine Proving Our Ancestors Were Drunks Too

11/23/2013 - Stop Everything And Look At These Pics of Prince Harry in Antarctica

11/23/2013 - The Most 'Florida Man' Ever Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails

11/23/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Has Awesome Freakout on Paparazzi

11/22/2013 - The Daily Show's Guide to Shopping While Black Is Priceless

11/22/2013 - This Thanksgiving, Patti Stanger Suggests Being Thankful For Your Ex

11/22/2013 - Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So GD Adorable

11/22/2013 - The Situation Is Being Investigated by the Feds

11/22/2013 - Heavy Drinking Is Fine for Your Marriage So Long as You're Both Drunks

11/22/2013 - Enough With the Ridiculous Studies on How Men Change Because of Women

11/22/2013 - Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

11/22/2013 - Now You Can Have Tilda Swinton and David Bowie All Over Your Ass

11/22/2013 - Hey, It's Not Too Late to Blame Marina Oswald for JFK's Death!

11/22/2013 - Dead Plane Crash Pilot Listed Taylor Swift As Next of Kin (She Isn't)

11/22/2013 - Tory Burch Finally Gets Some Street Cred

11/22/2013 - The BBC's Newest Kid Show Might Be Pretty Damn Sexist

11/22/2013 - What the Hell Did Target Do to Its Website?

11/22/2013 - Giant Newly-Discovered Dinosaur Is Good News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans

11/22/2013 - One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Most Hated Man on the Internet

11/22/2013 - There's No 'Hot Holiday Toy' This Year. Can Christmas Even Happen?

11/22/2013 - Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Stuffing and It Is Damn Tasty

11/22/2013 - Three British Women Released After 30 Years Of Slavery

11/22/2013 - Sex Appeal Seems a Risky Way to Advertise Your Legal Services

11/22/2013 - Beyoncé Gushes That Angels Sighed Over Blue Ivy in New Song

11/22/2013 - For Chrissakes, Nobody Really Thinks FLOTUS Is a 'Feminist Nightmare'

11/22/2013 - Scandal: Ill-Conceived Hookups and Your Olivia Pope Moment of the Week

11/22/2013 - Ads Bravely Let Conventionally Attractive Models Go Photoshop Free

11/22/2013 - Girls Season 3 Trailer Features Fewer Cupcakes and More Muffins

11/22/2013 - World-Class Brainiacs Tell Us Monday Is Worst Night for a Date

11/22/2013 - Ja'mie Is JA'MAZING In the New Ja'mie: Private School Girl Trailer

11/22/2013 - The So-Called Rules of Female Friendship

11/22/2013 - Pharrell’s 24-Hour Music Video Is 10 Hours in and Still Going Strong

11/22/2013 - New York Now Has a Sex Shop That's Also a Bistro

11/22/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Calls Out Jon Stewart's Shitty Interview Skills

11/22/2013 - Cal Poly Frats Hold Classic 'Colonial Bros and Nava-Hos' Party

11/22/2013 - People Who Gobble Nuts Every Day Live Longer

11/22/2013 - Dina Lohan Ordered to See a Psychiatrist? Should Be Interesting.

11/21/2013 - Carrie Underwood Sings 'Favorite Things' in New Sound of Music Trailer

11/21/2013 - Amy Poehler Is Danny at This 'Grease' Karaoke Party Because Why Not

11/21/2013 - I Want to Take a Nap in Connie Britton's Luscious, Luscious Locks

11/21/2013 - Gladiators, This Is Your Scandal Open Thread

11/21/2013 - The Onion's NPR-Style Catching Fire Review Is Creepy and Hilarious

11/21/2013 - Jay Z's Collection for Barneys Is Great If You Like $2600 Boxer Shorts

11/21/2013 - Courtney Love Left Her Phone in a Cab and a Journalist Found It

11/21/2013 - Costco Apologizes for Selling Bibles Categorized as 'Fiction'

11/21/2013 - Bill Gates Thinks Beef Tendons Are the Future of Condom Technology

11/21/2013 - This Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying 'Moist' Is Horrific

11/21/2013 - American Horror Story Baddest Witch: How to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend

11/21/2013 - 12-Year-Old Girl Testifies for Her Right to Be on Boys Wrestling Team

11/21/2013 - Catching Fire Meets 'Wrecking Ball' and It Is So Good

11/21/2013 - Barneys on Racial Profiling Frisks: It’s the NYPD’s Fault

11/21/2013 - Five-Year-Old's Drawings of 80s Songs Are Totally Awesome

11/21/2013 - Survey Says: Dudes Like Having Attractive Wives

11/21/2013 - Bat Kid's Make-a-Wish Day Gets the Movie Trailer Gotham Deserves

11/21/2013 - Holiday Party Outfits, Ranked by How Easy It Is to Go Pee in Them

11/21/2013 - A Friendly Reminder: As a Woman, You Have Endless Dating App Options

11/21/2013 - Sasha Obama Causes Nationwide Unicorn Sweater Shortage

11/21/2013 - The New Muppets Movie Looks So Freaking Delightful

11/21/2013 - Jailed Pussy Riot Member Settles Into New Prison Conditions

11/21/2013 - The NYC Premiere of Catching Fire Had the Worst Fashion of Them All

11/21/2013 - First Women Graduate From Marine Corps Infantry Training

11/21/2013 - Brangelina's Wine to Real Winemakers' Wine: Fuck You, I'm the Best!

11/21/2013 - Selfies Aren't Empowering. They're a Cry for Help.

11/21/2013 - Jon Stewart and Chicago Agree: California Pizza Is the Worst of All

11/21/2013 - CNN Would Have You Believe That Serena Williams Was 'Rescued' by a Man

11/21/2013 - Katy Perry Is a High Fashion Anna Karenina in 'Unconditionally' Video

11/21/2013 - You Can Use Bitcoins to Pay for Your Boob Job

11/21/2013 - Miley Cyrus' Bleached Brows: Two Horsemen of Fashion's Browpocalypse?

11/21/2013 - Your Morning Jam: This 1940s Jazz Cover of Lady Gaga's Just Dance

11/21/2013 - New App Lets People in Abusive Relationships Seek Help Quickly

11/21/2013 - Ron Burgundy Sang to Rob Ford and Now We're in a Glass Case of Emotion

11/21/2013 - Watch Jennifer Lawrence Tell a Charming Story About Shitting Her Pants

11/20/2013 - Video for Cher's Take It Like a Man Is One Big Sexxxy Car Wash

11/20/2013 - Tyson Beckford, You Are My Sexiest Man Alive

11/20/2013 - You Gotta See These 'Regular' Women Looking Sexy-as-Hell in Lingerie

11/20/2013 - Call of Duty Is Like Barbra Streisand Watching a Drag Race Marathon

11/20/2013 - Lady Gaga Doesn't 'Understand the Overflow of Hate' Directed at Her

11/20/2013 - This A Cappella Version of 'Royals' Is Like Being Serenaded by Angels

11/20/2013 - Brave Miss World Follows a Rape Survivor's Path to Triumph

11/20/2013 - The World's Most Popular Ice Cream Commercial Shows No Ice Cream

11/20/2013 - Fuck George Bush and His Stupid Fucking Cat Paintings

11/20/2013 - Crap Notes From a Dude: Axl Rose's Manic, Douchey Breakup Letters

11/20/2013 - Today Is the Day We Learn to Make Tampon Pipes

11/20/2013 - Army Memo Says This Woman Is Too Pretty to Take Seriously as a Soldier

11/20/2013 - Orange Is The New Black's Laverne Cox Is Simply Stunning in Vibe Vixen

11/20/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Weight-Loss Secret Is Surgery

11/20/2013 - Anna Wintour Went to a Kanye Concert and We Have So Many Questions

11/20/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find the Perfect Winter Hat

11/20/2013 - Shonda Rhimes Hopes Her Kids Won't Use Her Upcoming Memoir In Therapy

11/20/2013 - The Flawless Angel Haze Is Here to Take Your Questions

11/20/2013 - Bobby Moynihan Is NOT Team Peeta in the New SNL Promos

11/20/2013 - Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Their Sexual Sexiness

11/20/2013 - Sarah Silverman Breaks Down Difference Between a Diva and a Cunt

11/20/2013 - Barbara Walters' Least Favorite View Co-Host Ever Is...

11/20/2013 - 'I'm Indian, I Can't Be Racist,' Says Mindy on The Mindy Project

11/20/2013 - Are You Sure You Want an Orgasm EVERY Time?

11/20/2013 - Oh No, the Holidaze Are Ruined Because of Confiscated Poison Dolls

11/20/2013 - Disney Video Game Adds Female Characters, Gives Rapunzel a Frying Pan

11/20/2013 - Albuquerque Voters Say 'Hell No' To Abortion Ban

11/20/2013 - Adam Levine Is a Twerp Who Has No Business Being the Sexiest Man Alive

11/20/2013 - The Daily Show Added a Nice, Full '70s Bush to Qatar's Vagina Stadium

11/20/2013 - Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Go Shirtless in Their New Music Video

11/20/2013 - Put Anjelica Huston on Downton Abbey and Let's Right This Sinking Ship

11/20/2013 - Marriages Are Happier When Harpy Wives Calm Down Quickly

11/20/2013 - Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf Are Engaged

11/20/2013 - Cops Fumble Sexual Assault Investigation of Florida State Quarterback

11/19/2013 - This Kitten Loves Milk More Than You Love Your Mom

11/19/2013 - Kate Middleton Put a Bird on It Today

11/19/2013 - TERRIBLE NEWS ALERT: Adam Levine Is Confirmed as Sexiest Man Alive

11/19/2013 - Los Angeles Coroner Rejects Brittany Murphy Poison Claim

11/19/2013 - Fuck This. We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now.

11/19/2013 - Courtney Love Is Feeling All Leader of the Free World

11/19/2013 - I Can't Stop Watching This Disdainful Cat Sneering in the Face of Love

11/19/2013 - George Bush Is Painting Kitties and It Makes Me Feel So Many Things

11/19/2013 - Girls Are More Likely Than Boys to Hate Their Teeth and Want Braces

11/19/2013 - 'Girls Are Assholes' Is the Internet's Least Relatable Video Series

11/19/2013 - The Manly World of Manly Plastic Surgery for Manly Men

11/19/2013 - Little Girls Defeat Princess Culture with Giant Rube Goldberg Machine

11/19/2013 - Hipster Bar to Throw Old-Timey Asian Racism-Themed Party

11/19/2013 - Hahaha, Men Still Think We're Dressing for Them

11/19/2013 - Meet Phil, the Sleazy Dick Pill Shill

11/19/2013 - The Deranged Sorority Girl's Guide to Your First Double Blowjob

11/19/2013 - North Korea Has the Hottest Dictator Fashion, According to Elle

11/19/2013 - Brittany Murphy's Father: Her Death Is a 'Definite Murder Situation'

11/19/2013 - State Rep 'Fixes' Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff

11/19/2013 - Here's Jennifer Lawrence in a Totally See-Through Dress 'Cause Why Not

11/19/2013 - Britney Spears May Have Released the Worst Lyric Video Ever

11/19/2013 - Harry Potter Not American Enough for Patriotic Stamp Enthusiasts

11/19/2013 - Title IX Network Takes Colleges to Task for Mishandling Rape Reports

11/19/2013 - Scientists Develop an Online Dating Engine That Measures Your Hotness

11/19/2013 - Everyone Calm the Eff Down: Birth Control Won't Make You Go Blind

11/19/2013 - All Your High School Friends Were Chosen by Your Classroom Assignments

11/19/2013 - Introducing Emoji Dick, the All-Emoji Translation of Moby Dick

11/19/2013 - Jon Stewart Puts Holiday Homophobia on Blast

11/19/2013 - Pediatricians Say Flamin' Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Kid's Insides

11/19/2013 - Do Us All a Favor: Make Baby Showers (and More Stuff) Co-Ed

11/19/2013 - Celeb-Studded Telethon Raises $50K for Texas Women Who Need Abortions

11/19/2013 - Watch Some Dudes Play Holiday Carols With Their Ball Sacks

11/19/2013 - The 2013 Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year: "Selfie"

11/19/2013 - Woman Charged with Child Endangerment After Passing Out Near Stroller

11/19/2013 - Armani Confuses Alfre Woodard with Idris Elba, Prompts #armanicaptions

11/19/2013 - Kanye's Epic New Video: Horses, Eagles, Topless Kim Kardashian

11/18/2013 - Gremlin the Dog Gets a Pedicure and All Is Right in the World

11/18/2013 - The Taco Cleanse Is the Only Cleanse You'll Ever Need

11/18/2013 - Looking Inside Other People's Fridges Is So Deeply, Deeply Satisfying

11/18/2013 - James Van Der Beek Sums Up Young Fame in a Paragraph. Dawson Gets It.

11/18/2013 - Kanye West 'Breaks Up' with Obama, Goes Out to Wendy's to Celebrate

11/18/2013 - Lady Lion Killed by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(

11/18/2013 - Martha Stewart's Food is 'Utterly Delicious' and 'Divine' Okay?!

11/18/2013 - Lady Sues Jay Leno for Implying She Had Sex with a Rat

11/18/2013 - The Best Tales from Former Groupies of Reddit

11/18/2013 - Fox Anchor Wonders If Ladybrains Keep Women From Running Companies

11/18/2013 - Top Modeling Agency Looking Beyond Young, White Size Zeroes

11/18/2013 - Amazing Body Positive 'Roar' Dance Will Inspire The Hell Out Of You

11/18/2013 - Female Fruit Flies Charm the Pants Off Otherwise Hostile Males

11/18/2013 - Wal-Mart Asks Employees to Donate Food...to Other Hungry Employees

11/18/2013 - Stop Everything and Watch This Sesame Street Hunger Games Parody

11/18/2013 - Rob Ford and Drake Side by Side Is a Thing of Beauty and Importance

11/18/2013 - Jackie O's Pink Suit Will Remain Hidden Away Until We're All Dead

11/18/2013 - Rat Poison, Family Feuds, Secrets: The Tragic Death of Brittany Murphy

11/18/2013 - Texas Conservative Students Plan Awful 'Catch Illegal Immigrants' Game

11/18/2013 - It's Shocking That People Are Shocked by Best Man Holiday's Success

11/18/2013 - Christina Ricci Is Going to Be Awesome in Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Biopic

11/18/2013 - Liz Cheney's Sisterly Homophobia Ruins the Cheney Family Thanksgiving

11/18/2013 - It's Actually Been a Decent Year for Women in Tech

11/18/2013 - Surprise: George Zimmerman Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges

11/18/2013 - What The World Needs Now: 'The (Gay) Bachelor' With George Takei

11/18/2013 - Purple Lipstick and Glorious Gowns at the Governors Awards

11/18/2013 - Martha Stewart Can't Stop Tweeting Really Gross Pictures of Food

11/18/2013 - Women Have to Start Playing Dumb Boring Golf to Get Ahead in Business

11/18/2013 - What's The Weirdest Lie About Sex You Learned in Sex Ed?

11/18/2013 - Deleted Scenes From The Book of Jezebel

11/18/2013 - Notes on Taylor Swift and Her Tchotchke Fantasy Loft o' Cluttered Dreams

11/18/2013 - Qatar's New World Cup Stadium Will Look Like a Giant Vagina

11/18/2013 - Angelina Jolie Gets Choked Up While Accepting Humanitarian Award

11/18/2013 - Bill Clinton Thinks a Woman Should Be President. Hint Hint.

11/18/2013 - 6-Year-Old Saves Mom's Life With Skills Learned From Mrs. Doubtfire

11/18/2013 - Truckers Carrying Goods for Forever 21 and Wal-Mart Go on Strike

11/18/2013 - Brittany Murphy May Have Been Poisoned, According to New Report

11/17/2013 - This Kitten Barks Like a Dog and I Am Dead

11/17/2013 - Jane Austen Temporary Tattoos; Can I Get a Nerdy Fuck Yes?

11/17/2013 - Helen Mirren and Her Beautiful, Beautiful Hair Step Out

11/17/2013 - Twin Babies Awesomely Recreate Life Inside the Womb During a Bath

11/17/2013 - Your Evening Happy Cry: The Batkid Fills Your Heart With Even MORE Joy

11/17/2013 - Sunday Sign Off: Tom Hiddleston Made This Thing for You

11/17/2013 - New Airline Seat for Bigger Passengers Still Seems Uncomfortable

11/17/2013 - Even Finnick Doesn’t Think He’s Attractive Enough to Be Finnick

11/17/2013 - Blue is the Warmest Color and the Lesbian Experience

11/17/2013 - Petition Succeeds in Removing ‘Child-Sized’ Sex Doll from Chinese Site

11/17/2013 - A Craigslist Toilet Reviewing Gig Is the Perfect Metaphor for Your MFA

11/17/2013 - So, Who's on Your Fantasy Figure Skating Roster?

11/17/2013 - We're All Doomed Now That Corgis Have Figured Out Slides

11/17/2013 - British Prof Calls for Debate About Lowering the Age of Consent to 15

11/17/2013 - Facing Pressure, Texas School District Lets Transgender Teen Wear Tux

11/17/2013 - Real Talk: JFK and Jackie Had Sex on Air Force One a Day Before Dallas

11/17/2013 - Waking Up with Kimye Is the Most Sobering Fake Morning Show Around

11/17/2013 - The Great Nick Cannon Jewelry Heist Sounds Like It Was Super-Easy

11/16/2013 - Lady Gaga Is Devouring Everyone As Host Of Saturday Night Live

11/16/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Give It All To Lucia Popp

11/16/2013 - Netflix Reviewers Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts

11/16/2013 - Is This Gun-Emblazoned Purse The Most Texas Thing Ever In Existence?

11/16/2013 - Twin Peaks Inspired Fashion Has Arrived, Everyone

11/16/2013 - BoneDigger The Lion Loves Milo The Dachshund And I Am DEAD

11/16/2013 - Ex-Marine Waitress Stiffed On Tip Because Customers Don't Like Gays

11/16/2013 - Woman Fined $3,500 For Writing Bad Review Of Business

11/16/2013 - Crisis Pregnancy Centers Are Totally Full Of Shit

11/16/2013 - Does Your Man Suffer From Yellow Fever? Find Out in 8 Simple Steps

11/16/2013 - Woman Swaps Stupid Wedding Rings For Awesome Football Tickets

11/16/2013 - Gabourey Sidibe, Your BFF, Does Not Give A Crap About Fitting In

11/16/2013 - President Barack Obama Sends Batkid The Most Adorable Vine Ever

11/16/2013 - Woman Who Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping Starred In Porn

11/15/2013 - Sylvester Stallone Denies Calling a Paparazzo the N Word

11/15/2013 - Anika Noni Rose Has a Sandwich-Related Problem with a New Name

11/15/2013 - Studio Brass Mull Releasing Super Gross NC-17 Cut of Fifty Shades Film

11/15/2013 - Oprah Joins the Long Line of People Waiting for Old Racists to Die

11/15/2013 - Scroll and Click a Clit With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse

11/15/2013 - HAIM and Lorde Perform 'Strong Enough' and My Vagina Just Exploded

11/15/2013 - Burt's Bees Stupidly Puts 'Let the Catcalling Commence' on Product

11/15/2013 - Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

11/15/2013 - How to Cyberstalk Someone Without Being a Terrifying Creep

11/15/2013 - Watch Jennifer Lawrence Blow Up A Microwave in American Hustle

11/15/2013 - Watch This Kitten Sunbathing in Timelapse and Then Recreate it at Home

11/15/2013 - Miley Puts Away Her Twerking Shorts and Channels Morticia Addams

11/15/2013 - Let's Shop for Super Cute Kids' Clothes in 1976

11/15/2013 - Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is the Worst.

11/15/2013 - Facebook Quietly Removes Roastbusters Page, Is Still Shitty

11/15/2013 - This Is the Face of the Man Who Killed Renisha McBride

11/15/2013 - Bat Kid Cancer Patient Will Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow 3 Sizes

11/15/2013 - Have the Clap? Washington Health Dept. Will Call Your Exes for You!

11/15/2013 - Courtney Stodden Says She's a 'True Feminist'

11/15/2013 - Man Who Shot Renisha McBride Charged With Second-Degree Murder

11/15/2013 - Your BFF Jennifer Lawrence Had a Blast in Rome Last Night

11/15/2013 - China Relaxes One-Child Policy in a Veritable Gift Basket of Reforms

11/15/2013 - Rihanna's New 'What Now' Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)

11/15/2013 - Making Sense of the Rape Scene on Scandal

11/15/2013 - Terrence Howard Rejected Beyoncé & Padma Lakshmi, Says Terrence Howard

11/15/2013 - Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Insurance Because THANKS OBAMA

11/15/2013 - Kimmel's Ex, Sarah Silverman, Drops by His Show to Return His Stuff

11/15/2013 - How to Have Sex While Dressed for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

11/15/2013 - Women Totally Mad IRL for Stuff Their Boyfriends Do in Dreams

11/15/2013 - Vanderbilt Students File Federal Complaint Over Handling of Rape Cases

11/15/2013 - A Festive Mariah Carey and Her Boobs Honor Lee Daniels at Out 100 Gala

11/15/2013 - Your Feminist Heroes Reimagine Google Searches in a Non-Shitty World

11/15/2013 - Here's Your First Look at HBO's Looking, aka the Gay Girls

11/15/2013 - Rihanna and Drake Spend a Wholesome Night and $17,000 at a Strip Club

11/14/2013 - Melissa McCarthy Quit Standup Because Hecklers Are Total Wangs

11/14/2013 - Your Boyfriend Idris Elba Is Looking Mighty Dapper Tonight

11/14/2013 - Gentlemen and Gentlemen, It's Your 'The Colbert Report' Writers

11/14/2013 - The Effie Trinket Barbie Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented

11/14/2013 - Gladiators, This Is Your Scandal Open Thread

11/14/2013 - Guess Who Does the Hiring at This Company (Hint: It's Not Women)

11/14/2013 - American Horror Story Baddest Witch: 'The Axeman Cometh'

11/14/2013 - Kylie Jenner Can't Remember Ever Not Being Incredibly Famous

11/14/2013 - Alec Baldwin to Sue TMZ, Denies Yelling 'Cocksucking Fag' at Paparazzi

11/14/2013 - Secret Service Agents Investigated for Allegedly Perving on Subordinate

11/14/2013 - These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo

11/14/2013 - Fed Chair Janet Yellen Wore Same Dress Twice, Upsetting Local Idiot

11/14/2013 - Hideous Dresses and Alien Chic at the Victoria's Secret After Party

11/14/2013 - MK and A Want to Sell You a Perfume That Smells Like Lying in Bed

11/14/2013 - Woman Wins New Coveted Title of the UK's Horniest Student

11/14/2013 - Ask a Mortician: I Want a Viking Funeral, Is That Legal?

11/14/2013 - Emoji Lingerie and Snow Angels at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

11/14/2013 - Woman Gets Six Months in Prison for Stalking Alec Baldwin

11/14/2013 - Meet the Wine Rack Flask Bra, for the Wino Girl Who Wants Bigger Tits

11/14/2013 - Pizza Wars: Will No One Defend the Deep Dish?

11/14/2013 - Patrick Stewart Explains Why He Wore a Lobster Suit in the Bathtub

11/14/2013 - My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up and It's Driving Me Insane

11/14/2013 - Smart Texas High Schoolers Lambast Dickhead Lecturer on Twitter

11/14/2013 - Gunshots Fired at Wisconsin Children's Hospital [Updated]

11/14/2013 - Convicted Rapist Lawmaker Loses Concealed Gun License, Goes Apeshit

11/14/2013 - A Thousand Times Yes: Lifetime's 'Flowers in the Attic' Remake Trailer

11/14/2013 - Pumpkin Spice Is Still Total Bullshit

11/14/2013 - Watch MIA and Her Flowing Pantsuit Perform on Conan

11/14/2013 - New PETA Video Actually Tackles Animal Cruelty

11/14/2013 - The Daily Show Plays 'Racist or Not Racist' and Everyone's a Loser!

11/14/2013 - Boys Club No More: Now Women Make Up Nearly Half of the CIA

11/14/2013 - Barbara Walters Pisses Off Everyone During Hunger Games Screening

11/14/2013 - Behemoth Pink Diamond Fetches $83 Million

11/14/2013 - Liz Cheney Is Really, Really Wyoming, You Guys

11/14/2013 - Maya Rudolph Is Getting Her Own Variety Series

11/14/2013 - Two Geniuses Run One Hell of a Racket: Teaching Nannies to Cook Quinoa

11/14/2013 - Miley: 'I Feel Like I'm One of the Biggest Feminists in the World'

11/13/2013 - The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion Show

11/13/2013 - Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Just 'Cause

11/13/2013 - This 5-Year-Old Drum Major Is the Best Thing You'll See all Week

11/13/2013 - Alfonso Cuarón's Ikea Is Several Times More Terrifying Than Gravity

11/13/2013 - It's a Pie Chart of Pies So We All Better Get to Eating

11/13/2013 - Ignore This Dumb Facebook Hoax--the HPV Vaccine is NOT Deadly

11/13/2013 - Mark Wahlberg Talks Shit About Stars Who Compare Acting to Active Duty

11/13/2013 - Katie Holmes Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber

11/13/2013 - Teen Girl Gets Apple to Look Into Its Offensive Definition of 'Gay'

11/13/2013 - Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!

11/13/2013 - Studies Show That Being Cool and Popular Can Give You a Bigger Brain

11/13/2013 - Real World: Ex-Plosion Will Be a Circus of Misery

11/13/2013 - Kathie Lee and Glenn Beck Are Sitting in a Tree R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N-I-N-G

11/13/2013 - The Awful Details of the Worst Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Ever

11/13/2013 - 'If You Can't Prevent Rape, You Enjoy It' Says India's Moronic Top Cop

11/13/2013 - Let's All Take Fashion Advice From This Awesomely Ridiculous Frat Boy

11/13/2013 - Brandi Glanville Says Joanna Krupa's Pussy Smells Bad

11/13/2013 - Lily Allen Doesn't Get to Decide If Her New Video Has a Race Problem

11/13/2013 - Female Chefs Respond to Time's 'Gods of Food' Issue

11/13/2013 - Puppy Chews on Stairs Because That's What Puppies Do Best

11/13/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Beyoncé and Jay Z's Marriage Is in Crisis

11/13/2013 - Yes, It's Movember--But Don't Forget About Dinovember!

11/13/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting All Madeleine Albright on Our Asses

11/13/2013 - Playboy Convinces Kate Moss to Put on a Playboy Bunny Costume

11/13/2013 - Burn Your MFA: The 300 Sandwiches Lady Has A Book Deal

11/13/2013 - Miley's BANGERZ Tour Promos Can't Go Away, Won't Go Away

11/13/2013 - Your Girlfriend Rachel Maddow Explores the Attacks on Roe V. Wade

11/13/2013 - Angelina Jolie Is Deliciously Wicked in the Teaser for Maleficent

11/13/2013 - In Defense of Being a Lover AND a Fighter

11/13/2013 - Grumpy Cat Owes Everything That She Is to Oscar the Grouch

11/13/2013 - Essure Birth Control Side Effects Sound Effing Horrible

11/13/2013 - Macklemore's ACLU Promo Will Make You Cringe

11/13/2013 - Mascara Ads Will Never Not Feature False Eyelashes

11/13/2013 - MasterChef Junior Was Fun and All, But I Hope We're Done With Kids Now

11/13/2013 - Mariah Carey Fans Lose Their Shit When Meeting Their Butterfly Queen

11/13/2013 - Hermès Is Selling a Pair of Old Navy Boxers From Last Season for $470

11/13/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence on Miley: For Some Disgusting Reason Young Sex Sells

11/13/2013 - Hawaii Says Aloha (Hello!) to Same-Sex Marriage

11/12/2013 - Let This Hunger Games Makeup Tutorial Get You Ready for the Reaping

11/12/2013 - Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Baby Zonkey

11/12/2013 - Zac Efron Slipped and Broke His Beautiful, Beautiful Jaw

11/12/2013 - Jack Antonoff Has a Question About Big Dicks

11/12/2013 - A Remarkably Accurate Emoji Biography of Miley Cyrus

11/12/2013 - Richard Cohen Thinks Interracial Families Make America Want to Barf

11/12/2013 - Hey, Kids: Put on Some Damn Condoms Already

11/12/2013 - What's Next for the Coolest Pope Ever? Future Headlines, Predicted

11/12/2013 - Let's Keep Talking About How Hot Lara Logan Is, and Not Her Job

11/12/2013 - Lululemon Founder Sorry He Said Your Fat Body Was Fucking Up His Pants

11/12/2013 - Shit Rich Businesswomen Are Doing: 'Pedicure Powwows'

11/12/2013 - HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU EVER HAD ROASTED BRUSSELS SPROUTS?

11/12/2013 - Facebook Doesn't Consider Page Honoring Rapists 'Violent'

11/12/2013 - School's 'You Are Not A Princess' Ads Give Girls Much-Needed Real Talk

11/12/2013 - Bright Hues and Awkward Fringe at the Catching Fire UK Premiere

11/12/2013 - Dogs Pooping. Dramatically.

11/12/2013 - Lily Allen's 'Hard Out Here' Is Scathing Pop Culture Commentary

11/12/2013 - Power Ensembles and Lace at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards

11/12/2013 - Lorde's Catching Fire Cover Probably Won't Be Your Favorite Song

11/12/2013 - Michaela Watkins, Will You Be My Trophy Wife?

11/12/2013 - Sorry, Republicans. Young Women Will Never Vote For You.

11/12/2013 - Could Carmen Carrera Be Victoria's Secret's First Trans Angel?

11/12/2013 - Justin Bieber Is 'Very Good In Bed' and 'Well Endowed' Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

11/12/2013 - CONTROVERSY: Michelle Obama Wants Kids to Go to College

11/12/2013 - Your BFF Jennifer Lawrence Stops Everything to Console a Crying Fan

11/12/2013 - Broke Jenna Jameson Returns to Porn

11/12/2013 - On Overlooking Female Chefs and the Time 'Gods of Food' Issue

11/12/2013 - Queen Witch Stevie Nicks Is Coming to American Horror Story: Coven

11/12/2013 - Women Don't Love Working For Other Women Because Women, Amirite?

11/12/2013 - LA Restaurant Will Sell a $500 Milkshake Because People Are Assholes

11/12/2013 - Angelina Jolie's Maleficent Has Gorgeous Leather-Wrapped Horns

11/12/2013 - Lady Gaga Wishes Malala Could Take Her Place on Glamour Cover

11/11/2013 - Kitten Has More Fun Playing With Office Supplies Than You Ever Will

11/11/2013 - Iman Transforms Into Her Earthly Shape So We Can Gaze Upon Her

11/11/2013 - Stephanie Tanner Is Gonna Make You Sweat

11/11/2013 - Bangladesh Factory Workers Protesting for $100/Month Met With Violence

11/11/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Surprised Catching Fire Costume Didn't Give Her Camel Toe

11/11/2013 - Reminder: Tom Hiddleston

11/11/2013 - Dr. Ruth Calls Out Ye Olde Traitor Joan Rivers

11/11/2013 - He's A Homewrecker Has Launched. Now Meet the Woman Behind It

11/11/2013 - No, Duh: Women Have a Hard Time Orgasming During Random Hookups

11/11/2013 - Haven't Had Your Soul Ripped Out Through Your Chest Today? Read This.

11/11/2013 - Man Attempting to Set Up White Supremacist City Has African Heritage

11/11/2013 - Poll Reveals America Thinks Women Should Have Babies By Age 26

11/11/2013 - This Horizontal Shower Is Dope as Hell and You Need It Immediately

11/11/2013 - Creepy Clown With Voice of a GD Angel Sings Lorde's Royals

11/11/2013 - Holy Hell, Lucky Mag Found a Way to Make Kerry Washington Look Bad

11/11/2013 - An Open Letter to Facebook on the Matter of an Errant Nipple

11/11/2013 - Please Don't Cast Some Noodle-Armed Broad as the New Sarah Connor

11/11/2013 - Escape Artist Dogs Scoff at Your Puny Human Baby Gates

11/11/2013 - Angela Lansbury Says the Murder, She Wrote Remake Can GTFOH

11/11/2013 - Your Afternoon Red Carpet Jaw-Dropper: Lupita Nyong'o

11/11/2013 - Side Mustache and Muffin Penis: Some New Insecurities Just for Men!

11/11/2013 - A Coast Guardsman Proposed on GMA Today (Plus Jason Derulo Was There)

11/11/2013 - Cofounder of Pinkberry Turns Out to Be a Bad, Violent Person

11/11/2013 - A Ton of Tiny Vulvas Will Get Your Week Off to a Good Start [NSFW]

11/11/2013 - Sarah Palin Has Gone Batshit Insane Over the 'War on Christmas'

11/11/2013 - Gahhhhh: Watch a Guy Nail His Balls to the Ground in Red Square

11/11/2013 - Awful Dresses and Hideous Hair at the MTV EMAs

11/11/2013 - Downton Abbey Will Be Back for a Fifth Season

11/11/2013 - ABC Anchor Diagnosed With Breast Cancer After Getting Mammogram on Air

11/11/2013 - Please Watch Leo DiCaprio Turn 39 By Dancing to Kanye West and 2 Chainz

11/11/2013 - Aussie Cop Is a Ryan Gosling Lookalike Who Can't Keep the Ladies Off

11/11/2013 - Ringleader of New Zealand Teen Rape Gang Bravely Skips Town

11/11/2013 - Sacha Baron Cohen Pranks Celebrity Audience by Killing an Old Lady

11/11/2013 - See a Woman Age, Die, Decompose, and Be Reborn as a Cosmic Leopard

11/11/2013 - Diversity-Driven FDNY Relaxes Rules for Female Firefighter

11/11/2013 - 'Fall Breakers' Is All Crispy Leaves and Pumpkin Guts, Bitches

11/11/2013 - Asshole British Sheep Run Amok in Graveyard Eating Mementos

11/11/2013 - Your Morning Weep: Watch Saint Beyoncé Sing a Duet With a Blind Girl

11/10/2013 - Surprise! The New Hunger Games Movie Is Now Starring Felines

11/10/2013 - Salma Hayek Shines In Steel Grey Armor

11/10/2013 - These Disney Princes Are Here to Seduce You

11/10/2013 - Bulldog Puppies Learning to Walk Will Fill Your Heart With Hope

11/10/2013 - Miley Cyrus Smoking Weed on Stage, and Other Reasons to Burn Your TV

11/10/2013 - Sunday Sign Off: Celebrate Ann Reinking's Birthday with a Dance Party

11/10/2013 - Thor 3 Will Be About Thor’s Poorly-Attended Super Sweet 16

11/10/2013 - So, How Should Colleges Actually Prevent Sexual Assault?

11/10/2013 - Panda Cubs Make Adorably Slow Progress in Climbing Lessons

11/10/2013 - Woman Sues Ashley Madison for Injuries Sustained Typing Fake Profiles

11/10/2013 - It's Been a Pretty Awesome Sunday in the Eternal City

11/10/2013 - Tom Hiddleston’s Loki Is a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere

11/10/2013 - Hamas Pleasantly Surprises Everyone by Hiring a Young Spokeswoman

11/10/2013 - Kitten Pops Water Balloons, Gradually Comes to Despise Water

11/10/2013 - Red Stripe Criticized for Marketing Gross Soda Beer to Underage Girls

11/10/2013 - Woman Apparently Mauled to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary

11/10/2013 - NY Prostitution Case Dismissed Because Pea Coats

11/10/2013 - Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Didn't Really Compare Acting to Soldiering

11/9/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Everything Belongs To Hedy Lamarr

11/9/2013 - Morgan Stanley Exec Accused Of Secretly Taping Women During Sex

11/9/2013 - Adorable Sloths Poised For World Takeover With New Animal Planet Show

11/9/2013 - Idiot Sportscaster Tells Women They Don't Belong In Sports

11/9/2013 - Jennifer Hudson Is Giving You Face, Body and A Whole Lotta Geometrics

11/9/2013 - Literally Everyone In The World Knows What You Mean When You Say 'Huh'

11/9/2013 - Read The Highlights From Retta's AMA On Reddit, Which Are All Awesome

11/9/2013 - Let's All Freak Out About Kate Middleton's Errant Gray Hair

11/9/2013 - Woman Accused Of Raping Girlfriend With Sex Toy

11/9/2013 - Oh Paula Deen, How The Mighty Have Fallen

11/9/2013 - Mesmerizing 'Living Dolls' Doc Follows People Obsessed With Dolls

11/9/2013 - Estimated 1200 Presumed Dead as Typhoon Rips Through The Philippines

11/9/2013 - Dudes Are Such Whiny Baby Liars About Girls With Short Hair

11/9/2013 - Justin Bieber's Latest Graffiti 'Art' Is Batshit Racist

11/8/2013 - Marina Abramovic Saved Lady Gaga from a Lifetime of Weed Addiction

11/8/2013 - Whoopi Goldberg and Joe Biden Had a Meet Cute

11/8/2013 - The Children of China Do Not Give a Fuck About Barbies

11/8/2013 - Smartphones Are Made for Giant Man-Hands

11/8/2013 - Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

11/8/2013 - Gaze Upon Gorgeous Couture Gowns Inspired by Disney Princesses

11/8/2013 - Cartoon Characters We Most Want to Boink

11/8/2013 - Dance Your Crappy Week Away With This Incredible Breast Cancer Patient

11/8/2013 - Avril Lavigne's Insane Diamond Ring, Brought to You By Nickelback

11/8/2013 - RIP 'First' and 'Gay': YouTube Comments at the End of an Era

11/8/2013 - These Kittens Are Giving You Tyra Levels of FACE

11/8/2013 - Oh My God, Stop With the Absurd Hunger Games Merchandising

11/8/2013 - Jason Statham Reading Oprah's Favorite Things Is Perfect

11/8/2013 - Tyson Beckford and Trans Model Ines Rau Are Gorgeously Naked

11/8/2013 - How to Keep Your Sweaters and Slippers Clean and Pill-Free

11/8/2013 - Korean Mean Girls Demand Top Women's Soccer Player Take Gender Test

11/8/2013 - Who Will Play Wonder Woman in the Batman vs. Superman Movie?

11/8/2013 - Watch Glenn Beck Play With Dolls for 10 Unhinged Minutes

11/8/2013 - Crap Proposal from Today Show Gets a Do-Over on Totally Biased

11/8/2013 - Scandal: Lisa Kudrow Goes HAM in an Epic Speech on Sexism in Politics

11/8/2013 - I Saw Cat Acrobats in an Abandoned Quiznos and It Was Worth Every Cent

11/8/2013 - One in Ten Women Love Their Pet More Than Their Partner

11/8/2013 - You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself

11/8/2013 - Insurers Now Required to Cover Your Trips to the Shrink and Rehab

11/8/2013 - People Are Pretty Offended By Kat Von D's 'Celebutard' Lipstick

11/8/2013 - Sound of Music, Live! Teaser Will Not Be Your New Favorite Thing

11/8/2013 - New Zealand Teen Rapists' School Knew About Roast Busters, Did Nothing

11/8/2013 - Cynthia Nixon Has Never Heard of The Carrie Diaries

11/8/2013 - The YSL Film: Smoking, Ennui, Beautiful Dresses, Gay Romance

11/8/2013 - Anne Heche, Molly Shannon and Kristen Schaal All Get TV Shows

11/8/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Comic About a Boy and His Dog Will Make You Snivel

11/8/2013 - Aziz Ansari on Racists Dying and the Meaning of Gay Is the Best Ever

11/8/2013 - Delusional Fans Petition Beyoncé to Skip Kimye Wedding

11/8/2013 - Super Typhoon Hits Philippines; Experts Predict Catastrophic Damage

11/7/2013 - Boo Has Officially Sold Soul, Now Shilling for Crocs

11/7/2013 - God, Michelle Obama Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms

11/7/2013 - Boy Suspended for Wearing Purse to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED

11/7/2013 - Leslie Hall Is Back With Amazing New 'No Pants Policy' Remix

11/7/2013 - Tom Cruise Admits He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After the Divorce

11/7/2013 - Romeo Rose Is Throwing a Racist, Pro-Rape Tantrum on Twitter Right Now

11/7/2013 - Lorde Reflects on Turning 17 Years Old

11/7/2013 - These Spoofs of 'Prankvertising' Are Hilarious and Perfect

11/7/2013 - Read This Brittney Griner Profile And Try Not To Fall In Love With Her

11/7/2013 - Kitten Calisthenics Is the Best Kind of Exercise in the World

11/7/2013 - Who's American Horror Story's Baddest Witch? (Now With Chainsaws!)

11/7/2013 - Bryce Dallas Howard Will Be Lead Dino Wrangler in Jurassic Park Sequel

11/7/2013 - Mean Moms Caught Making Fun of 'Ugly' Babies in Secret Facebook Group

11/7/2013 - In Act of Desperation, Abercrombie Will Now Sell Plus-Sized Stuff

11/7/2013 - Tanning Salon Employee Has Epic Racist Freakout Over 'Sexy Indian' Ad

11/7/2013 - TV Execs Said Meredith Grey's Casual Sex Was Unlikable and Unrealistic

11/7/2013 - Boss Lady Seeks Male Personal Assistant With Dick Pics on Craigslist

11/7/2013 - Stop Hailing Women as Good or Bad Role Models

11/7/2013 - Writer/Activist Mona Eltahawy Speaks about Sexual Violence and Healing

11/7/2013 - Night Cheese, Interrupted: What's the Truth Behind Cheese Dreams?

11/7/2013 - Bro Loses One Of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing

11/7/2013 - Hamas Appoints First Spokeswoman

11/7/2013 - A College Freshman Turned in My Blog Post as His Homework

11/7/2013 - The Lead Singer of a Metal Band Is Here to Answer All Your Questions

11/7/2013 - Rihanna Is Drinking Beers and Riding Jet Skis in Barbados Right Now

11/7/2013 - Badass Women WWII Pilots To Be Honored With Rose Bowl Float

11/7/2013 - Women Are 'Nothing But Abortion Machines' Sputters Rush Limbaugh

11/7/2013 - Sparkles, Slinky Dresses and Big Hair at the CMA Awards

11/7/2013 - Some People Don't Buy Bisexuality as a Legit Orientation

11/7/2013 - Lana Del Rey Prays and Prays and Prays in Teaser For Her New Short Film

11/7/2013 - Rand Paul Threatens to Quit Politics In What Maddow Calls a 'Meltdown'

11/7/2013 - What's Happening With The New Zealand Teen Rape Club Case? Not Enough.

11/7/2013 - The FDA Is Trying to Ban Artifical Trans Fats

11/7/2013 - This Is the Poster One Movie Theater Used to Promote Thor 2

11/7/2013 - Apocalypse Now: Forever 21 Is Selling a Fake Gold 'Ratchet' Necklace

11/7/2013 - Watch Joss Whedon Make the Perfect Speech About the Word Feminist

11/7/2013 - Martin Scorsese Made a Gorgeous Perfume Ad with ScarJo and McConaughey

11/7/2013 - Slumbering Justin Bieber Filmed by South American Mystery Lady

11/6/2013 - Grumpy Cat as Disney Princesses Is the New End of the Internet

11/6/2013 - Black Woman Shot to Death for Asking for Help in a White Neighborhood

11/6/2013 - 'My Neighbors Are Fucking' Is Just Recordings of Super Loud Sex

11/6/2013 - America Ferrera Has Your New Bad Business Bitch Look

11/6/2013 - Body Shaming Makes Teenage Boys Depressed, More Likely to Use Drugs

11/6/2013 - Chris Pratt Says He's a 'Very Much Naked Person,' Used to Be a Stripper

11/6/2013 - Tomboy Flower Girls Are Maybe the Cutest Thing on the Internet

11/6/2013 - Paris Hilton is Feeling the Feels About 12 Years a Slave

11/6/2013 - World's Worst Gyno Took Secret Photos of Thousands of Patient Exams

11/6/2013 - Here's the Littlest Jonas Getting All Sexy-Like in His New Movie

11/6/2013 - The 13 Worst Fucking Bosses in the Whole Fucking World

11/6/2013 - Some Creep Gave Out Meth in the Place of Smarties on Halloween

11/6/2013 - Sweden Introduces New Movie Rating System Based on the Bechdel Test

11/6/2013 - We're Two Female Twenty-Somethings and We Went to See Last Vegas

11/6/2013 - Founders of Lulelemon Say It's Your Body's Fault If Their Pants Pill

11/6/2013 - Tanning Salon Is Super Thankful Native Americans 'Brought Sexy Color'

11/6/2013 - Cat Marnell's Memoir Will Have a Rhyming Chapter

11/6/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Has Crafted a Hell-Wedding for Kim

11/6/2013 - Christian Teen Would Rather Drop Out of Big Race Than Wear Number 666

11/6/2013 - There Was a Shocking Dearth of Androgyny at Tilda Swinton's MoMA Gala

11/6/2013 - Nancy Pelosi Did David Letterman's Top 10 Last Night

11/6/2013 - Ranking How the Kardashian Kids Celebrated Their Mom's Birthday

11/6/2013 - What Is It Like to Be a Woman Who Sings In A Metal Band?

11/6/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Has Short Hair Now

11/6/2013 - Things That Will Never Happen to You, From the NY Times 'Vows' Column

11/6/2013 - White Women Are More Likely Than Other Races To Succeed At IVF

11/6/2013 - I Can't Stop Looking at These Gorgeous Paintings of Historical Animals

11/6/2013 - Ken Cuccinelli Lost In Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass

11/6/2013 - Guy Looking for an Imaginary Girlfriend on Ruby Sparks: 'Mind Blown'

11/6/2013 - Grumpy Cat Meets Grumpy the Dwarf and Grumpiness Ensues

11/6/2013 - Christmas-Ready Fashion at the Premiere of The Best Man Holiday

11/6/2013 - Women Who've Had Weight-Loss Surgery Get Laid a Ton More

11/6/2013 - Jane Austen Video Game for Those of Us Who Love Romance and RPGs

11/6/2013 - Police Told New Zealand Gang Rape Victim She Was Asking For It

11/6/2013 - Driving a Hyundai Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner

11/6/2013 - Ariana Grande Had an Absolutely Terrifying Encounter with a Demon

11/5/2013 - Puppy Tries to Eat Sneakers Because Puppies Aren't the Brightest

11/5/2013 - Oldest Woman to Finish NYC Marathon Dies the Following Day

11/5/2013 - We Had to Wait Until November to Get the Year's Best Halloween Costume

11/5/2013 - This Tom Hiddleston and Zachary Levi Dance-Off Is the CUTEST Dance-Off

11/5/2013 - Miley's 'Open Letter' to Liam Hemsworth: 'Sorry for Acting So Mad'

11/5/2013 - Charlie Sheen to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die.

11/5/2013 - Couple Announces Pregnancy With Video Because It's What People Do Now

11/5/2013 - Missing Pussy Riot Member Was Sent to Penal Camp in Siberia

11/5/2013 - Katy Perry's Prism Is a Potential Biohazard in Australia

11/5/2013 - How Not to React When Your Friend Tells You She's Going to Grad School

11/5/2013 - Plus-Sized Model Robyn Lawley Models Her Own Swimsuit Designs in Cosmo

11/5/2013 - Murder Is Better With A Woman's Touch, Says Murder Expert

11/5/2013 - Jaimie Alexander -- aka Sif in Thor -- Has Something To Show You

11/5/2013 - SNL Doesn't Need to Hire a Black Woman -- It Needs to Hire TWO

11/5/2013 - Man Sues For His 'Right' To Take Upskirt Photos Of Unsuspecting Women

11/5/2013 - Want to See the New Catching Fire Footage? There's a Catch.

11/5/2013 - A Literal Witch Has Joined 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'

11/5/2013 - The New Ms. Marvel is a Muslim Girl from Jersey

11/5/2013 - Barilla CEO Says He Likes Gays Now, So Please Buy Some Of His Pasta

11/5/2013 - In Which Tom Hiddleston Tells You That He Loves You

11/5/2013 - How We Live Now: Newly-Engaged Couple Met on Instagram

11/5/2013 - This #LoveAlwaysWins Sochi Video Is a Heartbreaker

11/5/2013 - Biracial Girl Changes Name from 'Keisha' to 'Kylie' Because of Bullies

11/5/2013 - Watch a Bunch of Kids Find Out Their Halloween Candy is Gone

11/5/2013 - Here's Kanye West Leaving Barneys Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket

11/5/2013 - New Zealand Teen Rape Club Is The Worst Thing You'll Read About Today

11/5/2013 - Noted Perfumer Britney Spears Now Has a Song Called 'Perfume'

11/5/2013 - Computer-Generated Little Girl Helps Nab Would-Be Sexual Predators

11/5/2013 - This Lady Just Won at Life on The Price Is Right

11/5/2013 - Rachel Maddow Basically Tells Rand Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already

11/5/2013 - Kale vs. Broccoli: How to Get Americans to Eat Their Vegetables

11/5/2013 - Kat Dennings: Red Red Wine You Freakin' Look So Fine

11/5/2013 - If Yelling at Kids Is as Harmful as Spanking, What the Hell Is Left?

11/5/2013 - What Did Cher Say About Women in Control That Got Censored on DWTS?

11/5/2013 - Adorable Tom Hiddleston Gets Adorably Huffy With Adorable Kids

11/5/2013 - Asian Women Get the Most Attention When Online Dating

11/5/2013 - 8th Grade Football Team to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant

11/5/2013 - Gwyneth Paltrow Plans to Kill Vanity Fair and Pirouette on Its Grave

11/4/2013 - Babies Riding Roombas Is Your New Everything Adorable

11/4/2013 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is Dot About to Not Wear Pink

11/4/2013 - Kids Reacting to Same-Sex Marriage Might Make Your Ovaries Explode

11/4/2013 - 805 Skinny Dippers Break Guinness Record, Create Disgusting Human Soup

11/4/2013 - J-Lo Didn't Get Face Surgery--She's Just NATURALLY MAGNIFICENT

11/4/2013 - Sandra Bullock Thinks She'll Tryyyyy Defyyyying Gravity

11/4/2013 - Gay Equality Bill About to Be Passed By the Senate, Killed By House

11/4/2013 - Snuggly Stray Cat Visits Pet Shop Daily for Snacks and Scratches

11/4/2013 - Carly Simon, Jane Fonda and Melanie Griffith Hung Out and It Was Great

11/4/2013 - Your Evening Cry: This Skype Commercial

11/4/2013 - You Need to Watch Yoko Ono's New Music Video RIGHT NOW

11/4/2013 - Woman Trying to Drive Father To Hospital Arrested By Saudi Police

11/4/2013 - Man Tries to Find Imaginary Girlfriend Who Definitely Does Not Exist

11/4/2013 - Men Are Starting to Embrace the Whole 'Lean In' Thing

11/4/2013 - Lamar Odom's Issues Edited Into 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Eps

11/4/2013 - All The Cool Girls Hunt Their Own Food

11/4/2013 - Breaking Bad's Skyler White Finds an Admirer on The Mindy Project

11/4/2013 - Rand Paul Wishes Dueling Were Legal So He Could Fight Rachel Maddow

11/4/2013 - M.I.A. Is Such A Vivrant Thing

11/4/2013 - Bacon and BMWs: Men Tell Us What It Means to 'Have It All'

11/4/2013 - Women Who Work Part-Time Make More Than Men and Other Wage Gap Updates

11/4/2013 - Miss USA Dressed as Optimus Prime Because America

11/4/2013 - Nicolas Ghesquière Is Taking Over at Louis Vuitton

11/4/2013 - Halloween Grinch Gives Fetus-y Anti-Abortion Crap to Trick-or-Treaters

11/4/2013 - Overly Picky Brooklyn Women Are Destined Die Alone (Maybe With Cats)

11/4/2013 - Happy Monday! Here's Tom Hiddleston Dancing (Again)

11/4/2013 - Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony

11/4/2013 - Stressed Parents Need to Chill Before They Ruin Their Babies

11/4/2013 - Meet the Woman Who Keeps Tan Mom and Michael Lohan Famous

11/4/2013 - If Women Are Catty Bitches, It's Not About Gender. It's About Power.

11/4/2013 - The Simpsons Pay Tribute to the Late Mrs. Krabappel and Now I'm Crying

11/4/2013 - Internet Implodes at the Sight of Cats Wearing Tights

11/4/2013 - Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give You Nightmares Forever

11/4/2013 - Hell-Bound Atheists Might Be Better at Marriage Than Christians

11/4/2013 - Holy Shitballs, There's a Bathtub Version of the Infinity Edge Pool

11/4/2013 - Justin Bieber Seen Slinking Out of Brazilian Brothel in Ghost Costume

11/4/2013 - It's These Dogs Party and They'll Pop Balloons If They Want To

11/3/2013 - Twinkie-Eating Competition Is the Grossest Thing I've Ever Wanted to Do

11/3/2013 - Woman Dressed as Boston Marathon Victim Threatened With Rape, Murder

11/3/2013 - Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut It Out

11/3/2013 - Walnut Thieves With Giant Nuts Steal Nearly Half-a-Million Dollars

11/3/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, Kathy Kinney

11/3/2013 - Watch The YouTube Music Awards Now I Guess

11/3/2013 - Happy Daylight Saving Time From Rick Perry

11/3/2013 - Meanwhile, This Baby Pygmy Hippo Is Winning Everything

11/3/2013 - Vote In The Official Jezebel Shittiest Celebrity News Of The Week Poll

11/3/2013 - Blake Lively Says She Has A Great Body Because Of Chocolate

11/3/2013 - The First Indian 'Guess Girl' is Former Miss World Priyanka Chopra

11/3/2013 - SHOCKER: Mitt Romney Made Fun of 'Chunky' People

11/3/2013 - Check Out This Awesome 'Once Upon A Time' Relationship Chart

11/3/2013 - Let's Talk About That Cold Open On SNL Last Night

11/3/2013 - TLC's Chilli Asks Media To Stop Bullying Celebrity Kids

11/3/2013 - Dolly Parton Will Not Tell Miley Cyrus To Stop Doing Anything

11/2/2013 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night (With Kerry Washington!)

11/2/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Watch Burt Reynolds Rise 'Out Of The Ashes'

11/2/2013 - Marathon Will Let Teen Girls Run To Win Hair Removal; Teeth Whitening

11/2/2013 - Role Models Re-Imagined As Disney Princesses Will Have You Perplexed

11/2/2013 - Giraffes Trying To Usurp Cats As Most Beloved Internet Creatures

11/2/2013 - My Air Conditioner Is Slowly Trying To Kill Me

11/2/2013 - The Many Misguided Reasons Famous Ladies Say 'I'm Not a Feminist'

11/2/2013 - There Are More Teddy The Porcupine Clips And We Need To Watch Them All

11/2/2013 - Oh Good, Michelle Duggar Teaches Her Daughters To Not Dress Slutty

11/2/2013 - We All Need To Move To A 'Hobbit Hole' Right Now

11/2/2013 - Cory Booker's Mom Is The Proudest Mom of All Moms

11/2/2013 - Neil Patrick Harris Would Like The Emmys To Be Way Less Depressing

11/1/2013 - RIP, Dourtney: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Call It Quits

11/1/2013 - Kristen Chenoweth Pulls a Pamela Anderson

11/1/2013 - Lorne Michaels Says He'll Get Around to Hiring Black Women Eventually

11/1/2013 - GoDaddy Ads Should Be Less Gross From Now On

11/1/2013 - Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

11/1/2013 - Family of Imprisoned Member of Pussy Riot Says She's Missing

11/1/2013 - Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Most Epic Triumph

11/1/2013 - James Franco Is Among Those Stuck on a Plane at LAX Right Now

11/1/2013 - I'm Helplessly Watching My Friend Have a Social Media Meltdown

11/1/2013 - Stanford's 'Kissing Orgy' Tradition Is A Fun, Sexy Way to Get Mono

11/1/2013 - Tyra Banks' Freestyle Rap to Drake Is the Best of the Worst

11/1/2013 - This Is the Week the US Government Told Poor Women to Fuck Off

11/1/2013 - Germany Allows for Third Gender on Birth Certificates

11/1/2013 - What Are Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?

11/1/2013 - Haunted House Attraction Includes Being Touched by a Man in Underwear

11/1/2013 - This One Time: My Amateur Porn Date With James Deen [Updated]

11/1/2013 - Connie Britton Wants Back on American Horror Story Because Duh

11/1/2013 - Let's Shop for Fabulous Fall Coats in 1964

11/1/2013 - Eminem Is Back to Blond in the Newest Kerry Washington SNL Promos

11/1/2013 - American Apparel Under Fire for 'Spooky' Voodoo-Themed Window Display

11/1/2013 - January Jones's Halloween Costume Really Lacks Creativity

11/1/2013 - Girls Pubing Earlier Is the New Normal

11/1/2013 - Scandal: White Men Can Jump and Your Olivia Pope Moment of the Week

11/1/2013 - Jon Stewart's Latest 'Fuck You' Is So Big It Needs a Gospel Choir

11/1/2013 - Celebrity Halloween Costumes: The Good, the Bad and the Spooky

11/1/2013 - Playboy Tries to Make Their Clothes Retro Cool Again

11/1/2013 - White House Considered Replacing Joe Biden With Hillary Clinton

11/1/2013 - Your Morning Cry: S.F. Turned Into Gotham for 5-Year-Old's Make-a-Wish

11/1/2013 - Kerry Washington: I’ve Never Been Bothered by the Lesbian Rumor

11/1/2013 - Heidi Klum Spent Halloween as a Wrinkled Old Lady