Sitemap: 2013 May | Jezebel

5/30/2013 - 'Cause Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout Three Sharp Dressed Men

5/30/2013 - Kill at Karaoke: Here's How to Sing Like Your Favorite Artists

5/30/2013 - These Drawings Done With Just Pencils Are So Damn Good, I Don't Even

5/30/2013 - Patrick Stewart: It's in Men's Hands to Stop Violence Against Women

5/30/2013 - Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much Weight He Almost Went Blind

5/30/2013 - Samantha Ronson Shuts Down Michael Lohan

5/30/2013 - Aw, Cute Irrelevant Pundit Thinks Women Were Built for Domesticity

5/30/2013 - Let This Be the Year of Maria Bamford

5/30/2013 - Abercrombie's Large Employees Forced to Wear Men's Clothes

5/30/2013 - Jane Lynch is Angelic in This Weird Church vs. State Breakup Ballad

5/30/2013 - Meet the Kids Who Made It To Tonight's Scripps Spelling Bee Final

5/30/2013 - Daddyblogger Controls His Boner With 'Imaginary Burqas'

5/30/2013 - Fox News Dudes Think Lady Breadwinners are 'Anti-Science' Freaks

5/30/2013 - xoVain Editors Get the Dove Treatment and Look Like They Look

5/30/2013 - Why Was Doug from Doug White When Everyone Else Was Multicolored?

5/30/2013 - FINALLY! Airline Institutes Fedora-Clad 'Hipster' Flight Attendants

5/30/2013 - Hospitals Hire Hand-Washing Coaches Because Staffers Are Fucking Gross

5/30/2013 - Allow Beyoncé to Guide You Through Her Magnificent, Curated Collection

5/30/2013 - Power-Hungry Men Sabotaging Women's Birth Control Is a Real Issue

5/30/2013 - Formerly 'Fat' Henry Cavill Talks Weight Loss, Leaves Shirt On

5/30/2013 - Whatever Happened to Male Charm?

5/30/2013 - Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than They Should

5/30/2013 - It's True: Lions Almost Exclusively Go to Dachshund Dentists

5/30/2013 - What Disgustingly Adorable Thing Do You Call Your Lovah?

5/30/2013 - Ke$ha Video Serves Up Spring Breakers Realness, for Better or Worse

5/30/2013 - Conservative Wants to 'Blacklist' Women and Musicians of Color

5/30/2013 - Jaden Smith Dressed as Iron Man to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping

5/30/2013 - El Salvador Supreme Court Denies Pregnant Woman Life-Saving Abortion

5/30/2013 - The French Finally Invent a Word for 'French Kiss'

5/30/2013 - Unemployment Can Be Deadly for Uneducated White Women

5/30/2013 - Everyone's Still Lying About Sex

5/30/2013 - Dita Von Teese Was an Adorable Blonde in High School

5/30/2013 - Researchers May Have Found Amelia Earhart's Plane for Real This Time

5/30/2013 - All That Technology in Bed Is Stressing the Sleep Out of You

5/30/2013 - Grumpy Cat Gets a Movie Deal, Is Still Pissed

5/30/2013 - Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

5/29/2013 - 5-Year-Old Girl Reads 875 Books a Year, School Library Can't Keep Up

5/29/2013 - These Pin-Ups of the Founding Fathers Are (Surprisingly?) Sexy

5/29/2013 - Badass Undocumented Immigrant Took Her Alleged Rapist Boss to Court

5/29/2013 - Big Cats Playing in Boxes Reminds Us That Cats Are the Fucking Coolest

5/29/2013 - George Clooney Says He Didn't Hold Hands with Any Non-Keibler Women

5/29/2013 - Two & a Half Men Adds a Girl, Like That Will Make You Watch

5/29/2013 - Lisa Rinna Wants to Know Who Keeps Mouthbreathing on Her Phone

5/29/2013 - Introducing Prancercise, the Only Awesome Exercise You Need

5/29/2013 - Why Are Officials Linking a Meningitis Outbreak to Gay Hookup Apps?

5/29/2013 - Andrew Garfield and Peter Parker Both Know It Gets Better

5/29/2013 - Yet Another Study Finds Anti-Fat Bias Among Medical Professionals

5/29/2013 - Memoirs of a Valley Girl Malcontent

5/29/2013 - Zosia Mamet Wants You to Donate to Her $32,000 Folk Music Kickstarter

5/29/2013 - Lonely Island Teams Up with Robyn Because Robyn Improves Everything

5/29/2013 - Teens: Don't Pay for Pre-Prom Photography. You're Smarter Than That.

5/29/2013 - Let's Shop for Unmentionables and Underpinnings in 1933

5/29/2013 - Dov Charney Gets Heated About Bangladesh Disaster, Likens It to 9/11

5/29/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in Europe

5/29/2013 - Want to Be Anthony Weiner's Intern?

5/29/2013 - Mad Men: Megan's Shirt Is Just Like Sharon Tate's. What Does It Mean?

5/29/2013 - Old People Aren't Mad All the Time--They're Just Wrinkled

5/29/2013 - Hollywood Actresses: It's on Us to Play Full-Fledged Women

5/29/2013 - Avoiding Eating Foods to Live Forever

5/29/2013 - 10 Reasons Why Cruises Are Not Actually the Worst

5/29/2013 - Dartmouth Quick to Punish Rape Protestors Instead of Actual Rapists

5/29/2013 - Don't Have Sex With the Lady In Red, She Just Wants to Get Pregnant

5/29/2013 - Could Women Begin to 'Evolve' Out of Menopause?

5/29/2013 - More and More, Ladies Are the Family Breadwinners (And Loving It)

5/29/2013 - Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack

5/29/2013 - Your Friend Ellen Page Snuggles Your Boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard

5/29/2013 - People Are For Real Paying $40 For Cronuts on Craigslist (For Real)

5/29/2013 - Let Michele Bachmann Tell You Why She's Not Seeking Reelection

5/29/2013 - Morning Dancebreak! This Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night

5/29/2013 - Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras

5/28/2013 - Stare at This Pile of Kittens and Feel Happiness For the First Time

5/28/2013 - Coffee-mate Announces Unholy Marriage With the Girl Scouts

5/28/2013 - Former Pimp James Lipton Thinks People Shouldn't Pay for Sex

5/28/2013 - Facebook Finally Agrees to Block Photos That Celebrate Rape

5/28/2013 - Beyonce Slapped on the Buns Mid-Song by a Nefarious Dane

5/28/2013 - In Which Courtney Love Offers Advice to Amanda Bynes

5/28/2013 - Here Are the Least Sucky Cities for Women in the Workforce

5/28/2013 - High School Rankings Are Bullshit

5/28/2013 - This Cat Just Wants to Say Hello, Real Quick

5/28/2013 - Ohio Teens Teach Other Teens About Safe Sex, Flavored Condoms and All

5/28/2013 - Couple Arrested for Putting Kid in a Cage in the Back of Their Truck

5/28/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Don't Be 'Way Harsh,' Find Tai's Heart Shirt

5/28/2013 - Joss Whedon Reminds You Kindly That Peace is Not the Same as Happiness

5/28/2013 - Today in Florida: Woman Bashes Dude In the Head With a Garden Gnome

5/28/2013 - Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender Sites Extorting Sex Offenders

5/28/2013 - Pitbull Can't Stop Talking About (and Feeling Up) Women on The View

5/28/2013 - Dear New Intern: Don't Be the Intern Your Fellow Interns Hate

5/28/2013 - Rutgers Won't Fire Athletic Director Accused of Emotional Abuse

5/28/2013 - Feeling Left Out of the Disgusting Cicada Plague? Check Out Cicada Cam!

5/28/2013 - Is Kim Kardashian Close to Striking a Deal with Weight Watchers?

5/28/2013 - Murder House for Sale! Would You Live in a Former Violent Crime Scene?

5/28/2013 - LA Moms' Private Facebook Group Reveals a Myriad of Baby-Raising Fears

5/28/2013 - Child-Proof Packaging Is the Next Step in Mainstreaming of Marijuana

5/28/2013 - Let's Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone

5/28/2013 - Shh: NY Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Birth Control, Abortions

5/28/2013 - Pro-Life Senator Unsurprisingly Mystified by Women

5/28/2013 - The Bachelorette By The Numbers

5/28/2013 - The FDA Is Limiting Your Access to the World's Best Sunscreen

5/28/2013 - CBS Host Norah O'Donnell Weirdly Doesn't Seem to Use a Computer

5/28/2013 - Jailed Pussy Riot Member Hospitalized After Hunger Strike

5/28/2013 - Surprise: Mitt Romney was a Homophobic Douche in High School (Updated)

5/28/2013 - Australian PM Julia Gillard Backs House Targaryen, Because Dragons

5/28/2013 - Here's a Gut-Churning Clip of Kelly Rowland Breaking Down On Stage

5/27/2013 - Gender Equality Groups in the UK Push to Rid Retailers of Nudie Mags

5/27/2013 - Bear, Dude, and Dog Make for an Adorably Talented Trio

5/27/2013 - Something About This Giant Stuffed Monkey Screams, 'Fun in the Sun'

5/27/2013 - Former Spelling Bee Champ Says Nerds Are Totally Mainstream Now

5/27/2013 - Meghan McCain Had to Find Out on Twitter That Her Dad Went to Syria

5/27/2013 - Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift Are Quickly Becoming BFFs, Obviously

5/27/2013 - Sheer Shirts, Sparkly Speedos: Behind The Candelabra's Best Fashion

5/27/2013 - Your Evening Time Capsule: Uncle Joey Was a Really Big Jerk

5/27/2013 - This Little Girl Has Clearly Won the Patriotic Sunglasses Contest

5/27/2013 - Study Suggests That Indian Matriarchs Are Making Their Kids Obese

5/27/2013 - Mellow Out with This ‘Middle-Eastern Version’ of ‘Karma Police’

5/27/2013 - Quit Trying to Make Anne Heche Happen

5/27/2013 - Really, Really Long Bouts of Exercise May Be Bad for You

5/27/2013 - Myrtle Beach Modesty Police Goes on Memorial Day Weekend Arrest Spree

5/27/2013 - Benji the Baby Capuchin’s Bath Ends in Respiratory Disillusionment

5/27/2013 - Dogs Eating Ice Cream Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness

5/27/2013 - Osaka Mayor Offers Non-Apology for ‘Comfort Women’ Comments

5/27/2013 - Dolphin-Assisted Births Seem Like Questionable Life Choices

5/27/2013 - ‘Sandy Babies’ Might Not Strictly Be Sandy Babies, Say Skeptics

5/27/2013 - Internet Rejoices Over Chris Brown's Seemingly Imminent Imprisonment (Update)

5/26/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Swan Song

5/26/2013 - The Church of England May Allow Female Bishops...in Two Years

5/26/2013 - Fake Hufflepuff House Loses Its Shit When Real Badger Menaces Campus

5/26/2013 - Prosecutor Might Investigate Facebook Staff in Suicide of Italian Teen

5/26/2013 - Let's Relax While Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston Hypnotize Us

5/26/2013 - Amanda Bynes Insults Rihanna for No Good Apparent Reason

5/26/2013 - Icelanders Try to Restrict ‘Unfettered Misogyny’ of Internet Porn

5/26/2013 - Rutgers’ Brand New Athletic Director Faces Allegations of Player Abuse

5/26/2013 - So, Who Should Play Young Hillary Clinton?

5/26/2013 - Film Criticism Is a Really Nerdy Boys’ Club, Study Finds

5/26/2013 - Fuck for Forest Chronicles Activists’ Frustrating Naïveté (NSFW)

5/26/2013 - Public Kissers Protest PDA Warning from Turkish Subway Officials

5/26/2013 - How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your New Cicada Neighbors

5/26/2013 - Boozy Painting Classes Shut Down in Brooklyn (Update)

5/26/2013 - NYPD 'Looking Into' Amanda Bynes' Sexual Assault Allegation

5/25/2013 - Saturday Night Social: It's a Great Night To Crip Walk Off a Table

5/25/2013 - Cynthia Nixon Patiently Explains Why She's Not Pro-Christine Quinn

5/25/2013 - Abercrombie Execs Blame Decline on CEO Mike Jeffries' Bossy Boyfriend

5/25/2013 - Artsy Male Directors At Cannes Say Sexist Shit Too. Who'da Thunk?

5/25/2013 - Prince Takes A Cue From U2 In 'Fixurlifeup' Music Video

5/25/2013 - And The Children Learned The FLOTUScopter That Day

5/25/2013 - Harper Re-Releasing 1956 Coming-Of-Age Novel Chocolates For Breakfast

5/25/2013 - Why I'm Growing Out a Massive Clown Bush

5/25/2013 - More Indian Yuppies Eschewing Arranged Marriage For Online Dating

5/25/2013 - Why Don't Toddlers Remember a Damn Thing? Asks Science

5/25/2013 - U.N. Stands Behind Woman Suing Prada Japan For Sexist Discrimination

5/25/2013 - Until Tomorrow (!) Four New Clips From Arrested Development

5/25/2013 - Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki And It Was Pretty Dark, Unpleasant

5/24/2013 - Amanda Bynes Walks Free, Thanks to Judge Who Loved 'She's the Man'

5/24/2013 - We're In The Bathtub With Solange

5/24/2013 - Finally! Fashion Students Create a Plus-Size Dress Form

5/24/2013 - Watch Julianne Moore Talk About Her 'Toe-mageddon'

5/24/2013 - Karlie Kloss, Fine Feathered Friend

5/24/2013 - Hoarding Is Now an Official Disorder in the DSM-5

5/24/2013 - There's a Digital Detox Summer Camp for Grown-Ups

5/24/2013 - Heidi Klum: Earrings Down to Here, Dress Slit Up to There

5/24/2013 - How Do I Tell a Friend to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?

5/24/2013 - North Carolina Senate Wants to Give $250K to Crisis Pregnancy Centers

5/24/2013 - CSA Boxes Are Like Fruit Christmas Every Week

5/24/2013 - You Guys, Hanson Made a Beer Called MMMhops

5/24/2013 - Atheist Tornado Survivor Sparks Crazy-Juice Fueled Religious Debate

5/24/2013 - Kerry Washington and Michelle Obama Go Back to School

5/24/2013 - Augusten Burroughs Bucks Tradition, Writes a Decent 'Modern Love'

5/24/2013 - Haunting, Painful Images From Plastic Surgery Recovery Rooms in Korea

5/24/2013 - Elisabeth Moss Believes Jon Hamm's Ham Is a Really Big Ham

5/24/2013 - People We Wish We Hadn't Slept With

5/24/2013 - Why A Science Experiment Gone Bad Doesn't Make Me a Criminal

5/24/2013 - New Street Cart Finally Lets Dogs in on the Froyo Trend

5/24/2013 - Integrated Prom Is Not So Integrated -- But Trailblazing Nonetheless

5/24/2013 - Homeless Teenage Girl Graduates as Valedictorian, Is a Total Badass

5/24/2013 - Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Female Traders

5/24/2013 - Tales from the Crypt of Bed Bugs You Probably Have in Your Mattress

5/24/2013 - Six Insane 'Insights' From the Hypercompetitive Juice Industry

5/24/2013 - Behold la Chatelaine, the Versatile Device for the No-Bullshit Crafter

5/24/2013 - Indonesian Lawmakers Consider Stricter Laws Against Sexy Black Magic

5/24/2013 - Dancing, Kissing, and Public Proposing on the All-Seeing Jumbotron

5/24/2013 - Amanda Bynes Was Suicidal Before Bong-Throwing Arrest, Says 'Friend'

5/23/2013 - Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested at Her Midtown Apartment

5/23/2013 - Crusty Old Dickhead Jerry Lewis Still Doesn’t Like Female Comedians

5/23/2013 - Man Who Impersonated Neighbor to Schedule Craigslist Orgy Faces Prison

5/23/2013 - Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Turned Into Wario

5/23/2013 - Marion Cotillard’s Polish Accent Sounds German On Purpose, Jeez

5/23/2013 - Lots of Same-Sex Couples Raise Kids in States with Marriage Bans

5/23/2013 - For $1.5 Million You Can Sit Next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a Spaceship

5/23/2013 - James Franco May Be the Most Purple Prose-y Film Critic Ever

5/23/2013 - Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy is Looking for a Social Media Intern

5/23/2013 - C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?

5/23/2013 - Nicole Kidman's Pinned Bob: So Many Feelings

5/23/2013 - Lucille Bluth Gives Disney Princesses a Much-Needed Talking To

5/23/2013 - It's Official: Ban on Gay Boy Scouts is Over, Gay Leaders Still Not Ok

5/23/2013 - The Great Bra Washing Extravaganza

5/23/2013 - Kid Who Asked Kate Upton to Prom Gets a Hot Runner-Up Model Instead

5/23/2013 - Reality Show to Completely Devote Itself to the Virgin Fetish

5/23/2013 - To Catch a Thief Realness: Yet Another Jewelry Heist in Cannes

5/23/2013 - Men's Underwear Ads Want You to Know Men Aren't Just 'Pieces of Meat'

5/23/2013 - The Plus-Size Supply and Demand Problem: 'Fatkini' Sells Out Instantly

5/23/2013 - Intervention is Cancelled, Never to Intervene Again

5/23/2013 - Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for 'Stealing' Her Coveted Pop-Tarts

5/23/2013 - Names, Words, and Phrases Appearing in a Single NYT Story About Hair

5/23/2013 - Big Balls, Boobs, Aniston, Sudeikis: We're the Millers NSFW Trailer

5/23/2013 - Tudor Fashion: Pretty, But Best Not to Think About the Stench

5/23/2013 - How a Women's Libido Pill Could Actually Save Monogamy

5/23/2013 - Here's That Girls Porn Parody You Didn't Ask For

5/23/2013 - Milla Jovovich Hits the Red Carpet in Sapphire Gown and Indigo Nails

5/23/2013 - Your Greek Yogurt Problem Is Really a Problem

5/23/2013 - Amanda Seyfried Misses Her 'Huge, Beautiful Breasts'

5/23/2013 - Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just 'Pro-Straight'

5/23/2013 - The Complex, Challenging Life of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter

5/23/2013 - What to Do If You Meet a Racist Dog: Make a Joke About It!

5/23/2013 - In Defense of the Attention Whore

5/23/2013 - Duchess Catherine Avec Bump: Like Sunshine on a Cloudy Day

5/23/2013 - Shut It Down! Amazon's New Fan Fiction Platform Does Not Allow Porn

5/23/2013 - Sorry, Lactation Mafia: Neanderthals Breastfed for Only About a Year

5/23/2013 - Kids Finally Learn to Put a Bag on It, and Teen Birth Rates Drop

5/23/2013 - Check Out Obama's Adorable Prom Pic

5/23/2013 - Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Factory in Syria Open

5/23/2013 - Finally, a Body Scrub That Doubles as Pretzel Dip

5/23/2013 - Congress May Soon Let Us Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains

5/23/2013 - Amanda Bynes Insists Drug Den Pix Were Fake: 'Those Aren't My Toes!'

5/22/2013 - Samsung Introduces You to the Perfect Husband/Domestic Servant

5/22/2013 - Supervillain Tim Gunn Enjoys Espresso While Plotting World Domination

5/22/2013 - Who Wants a Third Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone as a Porn Magnate?

5/22/2013 - Pussy Rioter Opts Out of ‘Absurd’ Parole Hearing, Starts Hunger Strike

5/22/2013 - The Lonely Island Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly

5/22/2013 - West Point Sergeant Accused of Filming Female Cadets in the Shower

5/22/2013 - Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!

5/22/2013 - Courtney Love Knows What Fuels the Depraved

5/22/2013 - 'Fashion Is Incredibly Political When You're Fat,' Says Badass Blogger

5/22/2013 - Here's Your Boyfriend Joseph Gorden Levitt as Don Jon

5/22/2013 - All Hail the World's First Menstrual Poetry Slam

5/22/2013 - Conan O'Brien Has Some Hilarious Revisions for Taylor Swift's '22'

5/22/2013 - The Five Most British Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut

5/22/2013 - Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just Fucking With Us

5/22/2013 - Don't Stress But If You're Stressed, Men Won't Want to Fuck You

5/22/2013 - Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech to Protest School Closures

5/22/2013 - Chanel Iman: Romantic Updo and Epic Earrings

5/22/2013 - Jose Canseco Tweets Name, Number and Photo of Alleged Rape Accuser

5/22/2013 - If You Watch Only One Interpretive Dance Video Ever, This Should Be It

5/22/2013 - Let's Shop for Swimsuits in 1972

5/22/2013 - How Lindsay Lohan Managed to Fuck Up Her Leggings Business

5/22/2013 - For-Profit Companies Get Their Day in Court Over Your Whore Pills

5/22/2013 - Watch Joe Francis' Amazing, Drunk, 'Retarded' Meltdown

5/22/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Look Inside Amanda Bynes' Weird-Ass 'Drug Den'

5/22/2013 - Teen Opinion: Twitter and Instagram Are 'Rad,' Facebook 'the Pits'

5/22/2013 - Dita Von Teese: Ridiculously Ravishing in Red

5/22/2013 - Noted Perfect Person Gwyneth Paltrow Says Her New Job Is 'Perfect'

5/22/2013 - New Blood Test Could Predict, and Help Prevent, Postpartum Depression

5/22/2013 - Michelle Rodriguez: Fuck It, Ladies, Just Write Your Own Roles

5/22/2013 - Let's Reinvent the 'Don't Be a Slut' School Dress Code

5/22/2013 - Jessica Chastain Rocks Liz Taylor's Giant Gem

5/22/2013 - Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to be Women

5/22/2013 - This Wedding Had 25K Guests, But Is It Enough for Style Me Pretty?

5/22/2013 - The New Immigrants Coming for Your Job: Models

5/22/2013 - Rosario Dawson Is Sitting on a Gold Mine

5/22/2013 - The New Normal: Where Gay Couples Are Really Raising Kids

5/22/2013 - Would You Like a Free Manicure With Your Hot Pot?

5/22/2013 - Anthony Weiner's Mayoral Bid Could Be Good News for Christine Quinn

5/22/2013 - Want to Birth a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine

5/22/2013 - Here's That Hot Michele Bachmann Fantasy Sex Book You Didn't Ask For

5/22/2013 - Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes

5/21/2013 - Lingerie Football Coach Sexually Threatens Player in Fun Promo Video

5/21/2013 - The Whole Enchihuahua Was the Best Event Ever and We All Missed It

5/21/2013 - These 3D Printings of Human Faces Are Too Fucking Real

5/21/2013 - Zosia Mamet Is the Queen of Hearts

5/21/2013 - Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars

5/21/2013 - Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now a Naturalized German Citizen

5/21/2013 - Danny DeVito Is the Lively Bard of Twitter

5/21/2013 - Zoe Saldana's Shades Of Gray

5/21/2013 - Finally! A Disney Princess Story with More Black Death

5/21/2013 - OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Rescue You From Your Tower of Loneliness

5/21/2013 - Far-Right Activist Commits Suicide in Notre Dame Over Same-Sex Marriage

5/21/2013 - Anarchist Garden Gnomes Invade Fancy British Flower Show

5/21/2013 - The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Pleasing Your Man

5/21/2013 - Zooey Deschanel Goes Even Retro-er in the New She & Him Video

5/21/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Find Angelina Jolie's Hackers Jacket

5/21/2013 - Hilarious: What the New 'Bachelorette' Thinks of All Her Suitors

5/21/2013 - Lars von Trier's Nympho Movie Just Knocked Itself Down a Notch

5/21/2013 - Nutella Nixes World Nutella Day, Nutella Lovers Go Nuts

5/21/2013 - Good News: 1980s 'Crack Babies' Epidemic Was Hugely Overblown

5/21/2013 - Rich Parents Now Outsourcing Absolutely All Parental Duties to Nannies

5/21/2013 - Wack Courtrooms Look to Urban Dictionary for Help With Slang

5/21/2013 - Comedian Fired After Hecklers Demand She Show Her Tits and Bush

5/21/2013 - NBC News Just Got a New President and She Is a She

5/21/2013 - Recent Grads: Here's What You Should Know. Love, A Recent(ish) Grad

5/21/2013 - This Is the Perfect Response to Abercrombie & Fitch's Dumbass CEO

5/21/2013 - This Kitten Has Some Serious Superhero Moves

5/21/2013 - Victoria's Secret Nixes Mastectomy Bra Because 'It's Complicated'

5/21/2013 - Marissa Mayer Promises to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone

5/21/2013 - Airbnb Is Now Illegal in NYC, So Don't Even Bother

5/21/2013 - Amy Schumer's New Sketch Show Is Fucking Hilarious

5/21/2013 - Astronaut Sally Ride Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom

5/21/2013 - Watch This Gay Couple Bicker Over the News of Whitney Houston's Death

5/21/2013 - If You Must Think About Your Weight, Here Are 10 Things to Think

5/21/2013 - Marion Cotillard's Hair Goes All the Way Up to There

5/21/2013 - Claire Danes Continues to Cry, This Time with James Marsden

5/21/2013 - Kindly Get the Fuck Out of the Delivery Room While We're Giving Birth

5/21/2013 - Beyoncé's Leaked Single Will Send You Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy

5/21/2013 - Surprise, Surprise: Hollister Discriminates Against the Disabled

5/21/2013 - Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore

5/20/2013 - Your Evening Happy Cry: Adopted Dog Cuddles His Foster Mom

5/20/2013 - 7 Children Drowned in Oklahoma Elementary School, Officials Say

5/20/2013 - Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Partial Bullshit?

5/20/2013 - Anna Camp Stars In Scariest (Fake) Movie (Trailer) of the Summer

5/20/2013 - Rihanna and Miley Cyrus Want to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging

5/20/2013 - 'U ARE ALL MINE!' Says Birthday Girl Cher, Ominously

5/20/2013 - Dude Wants to Shoot Hillary Clinton in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL

5/20/2013 - Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Slaughter

5/20/2013 - Chicago is the Latest City to Tackle Teen Pregnancy with Weird Ads

5/20/2013 - Please Leave January Jones to Be a Bitch in Peace

5/20/2013 - 'Fat Keanu' Is the Hot Story du Jour

5/20/2013 - 87-Year-Old Barkeep Fights for Her Right to Hang Bras From Ceiling

5/20/2013 - This Dog Can Feel the Love Tonight

5/20/2013 - Archie Comics' Only Openly Gay Character to Get First Published Kiss

5/20/2013 - Historic Women's Safe Haven Is Sold, Will Reopen as Cute Trendy Hotel

5/20/2013 - 'Mad Men': I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can

5/20/2013 - Women Didn't Abandon Rom-Coms, Roms-Coms Abandoned Women

5/20/2013 - We Are a Nation of Unkempt, Bedraggled Slobs, and We Look Like Crap

5/20/2013 - In Advertising, Shirtless Hunks Are the Half-Naked Hot Chicks

5/20/2013 - Teens Allegedly Gang-Raped a Girl, Posted It on Facebook

5/20/2013 - Rihanna's Topshop T-Shirt Lawsuit Could Be an Uphill Battle

5/20/2013 - Guy Leaves $1000 Tip So Server Can Take Her Dream Trip to Italy

5/20/2013 - Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors 'Worse Than Blogs'

5/20/2013 - Poor, Horny Romantics Ready to Die Can Work at the Titanic II

5/20/2013 - New York Governor Bravely Takes on the Kardashian Hydra

5/20/2013 - Florida Girl Faces Felony for Dating Female Classmate

5/20/2013 - PMS Is the Cultural Expectation of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine

5/20/2013 - Nightclub Puts Two-Way Mirrors in Restroom So Guys Can Sneak a Peek

5/20/2013 - Asses Out and Buttcheek Chic: The Billboard Awards Red Carpet

5/20/2013 - Everyone's a Critic: Dogs Finally Get Their Own Version of Yelp

5/20/2013 - Lovely Uma Thurman to Play Noted Hate-Monger Anita Bryant in Biopic

5/20/2013 - 18-Year-Old Girl's Invention Could One Day Instacharge Your Phone

5/20/2013 - Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

5/19/2013 - The Bluth Family's Main Mode of Transportation Is Gonna Get a Ticket

5/19/2013 - Guess Which Disney Princess This Is

5/19/2013 - Solar Powered Cat Toys Are Cat Nip to Crazy Cat Ladies

5/19/2013 - Taylor Swift and the Many Faces of Fear

5/19/2013 - Ryan Gosling Is Completely Endearing in Latest Showbiz Anecdote

5/19/2013 - Kerry Washington Tells GW Grads All About Her Frog Years

5/19/2013 - Latest Anchorman 2 Trailer Features Sound Advice from Brick Tamland

5/19/2013 - So Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Have Reconciled, Apparently

5/19/2013 - Lake Bell Is Optimistic About Gender Equality in Hollywood

5/19/2013 - Shetland Pony Suckles Lamb, Ushers in Era of World Peace

5/19/2013 - 2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a Long Tongue = OMG

5/19/2013 - Brooklyn Hipsters Degrade Native American Culture with Indoor Tepees

5/19/2013 - ‘Swarmageddon’ Terrifies People Who Hate Bugs, Obviously

5/19/2013 - Raise Your Hand If You Want to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon

5/19/2013 - ‘Hero Cop’ Charged with Raping Two Women at Gunpoint

5/19/2013 - Gatsby, What Gatsby?

5/19/2013 - Summer Was the Official Fuck Season for Ancient Egyptians

5/19/2013 - Booze-Free After-Prom Parties Are Still Boring, Even with Bribes

5/19/2013 - Robsten Is Dead, Long Live Stonedrew

5/18/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Ben Affleck and 'Ye West On SNL Season Finale

5/18/2013 - "Incel" Misogynist Wants Government To Pay Women To Date Him

5/18/2013 - The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You For Touching Yourself

5/18/2013 - Everyone's a Liar. The World Is Stitched Together With Lies.

5/18/2013 - Afghanistan Parliament Blocks Anti-Violence Against Women Law

5/18/2013 - What TV's Still Missing: Working Moms and Female Anti-Heroes

5/18/2013 - Greta Gerwig Needed Noah Baumbach's Validation To Write Frances Ha

5/18/2013 - Sweet Baby Jesus, Don't Let The Cronut Become The New Cupcake

5/18/2013 - Oh Look, Bey and Jay Borrowed Don Draper's Car

5/18/2013 - Disney Exec Defends Brave Princess Merida's Makeover

5/18/2013 - Craigslist Khaleesi Seeks Robb Stark To Bang On Iron Throne

5/18/2013 - Mansplained: Don't Have a Preventative Mastectomy Just 'Cuz Angie Did

5/18/2013 - Enjoy Your Watermelon, Kitten With Flattest Face Ever

5/18/2013 - Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape. Pause For Lack of Reaction.

5/17/2013 - Adam Sandler Says His Maid Rubbed Poison Ivy All Over Him

5/17/2013 - Donald Trump Tries to Understand Youths, Lil Jon

5/17/2013 - Beyoncé's Pregnant: The Five Things You'll Hear for the Next 9 Months

5/17/2013 - Kerry Looks So Very Good It's Scandalous

5/17/2013 - Berlusconi's Hired Stripper Wore Obama Mask at His 'Bunga Bunga' Parties

5/17/2013 - Volunteering for the Hunger Games? Don't Forget the CoverGirl Lipgloss

5/17/2013 - The Teen TV Guide to Getting Emancipated From Your Parents

5/17/2013 - If Your Boyfriend Tells You Your Vagina Is Repulsive, BREAK UP WITH HIM

5/17/2013 - Michelle Obama Debuts Side Swept Bangs Because Benghazi

5/17/2013 - Yale Faces $100K+ Punishment for Underreporting Sexual Assaults

5/17/2013 - Blake Lively's Giant Diamond Ring Is Really, Really Distracting

5/17/2013 - Mesmerizing: Watch This 'Drag Race' Contestant Turn Into Nicki Minaj

5/17/2013 - How to Wear A&F While Fat, as Demonstrated by Jerry From 'Parks & Rec'

5/17/2013 - Beyoncé Is Officially Pregnant

5/17/2013 - Coincidence? Jewel Heist in Cannes During Bling Ring Screening

5/17/2013 - Here's Wine to Enjoy Whilst High and/or During Your Next Pony Party

5/17/2013 - The 10 Most ModCloth Items at ModCloth

5/17/2013 - James Franco Reviews Gatsby, Is Reminded of Fingerbanging

5/17/2013 - Williamsburg's New Urban Outfitters Will Offer Upscale Food From Hell

5/17/2013 - These Pics Taken by a Chimp Are Worth More Than Anything on Instagram

5/17/2013 - La Toya Jackson Is Dangerously Clueless Around a Gas Stove

5/17/2013 - Tatler Puts Cart Ahead of Horse to Get That Royal Baby Special

5/17/2013 - 'Never Nude' Is Actually a Real Condition

5/17/2013 - Your Favorite Stores Aren't Signing the Bangladesh Safety Act

5/17/2013 - Emma Watson Wore Blingy Earrings to the Bling Ring Premiere

5/17/2013 - American Culture Is Fascinated With the 'Other Side' of the Porn Industry

5/17/2013 - Kanye West Completely Unamused by SNL Promo

5/17/2013 - Chiropractor Cracking Backs Is the Most Uncomfortable Thing Ever

5/17/2013 - Suspension of 31 Kids for Twerking Is Upheld by School Board

5/17/2013 - Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts

5/16/2013 - Kid Safety Manual Will Make You Never Want to Go Outside Again

5/16/2013 - Idiotic Article Says Girls Hate Game of Thrones Because Ew, Gross

5/16/2013 - The Kids Rocking Out in Cars Supercut We Didn't Know We Always Needed

5/16/2013 - GOP Congressman Links Abortions to School Shootings (For Real)

5/16/2013 - Farrah Abraham Wants to Tell You About What's Been in Her Butt

5/16/2013 - Paris Hilton's Hair Curler Rudely Snubs 'Bling Ring' Movie Premiere

5/16/2013 - TLC Is Looking for 'Fabulous' Funeral Females for a Reality Show

5/16/2013 - Charles Ramsey Video Game Lets You Throw Hamburgers at Ariel Castro

5/16/2013 - Here's That Chris Brown App You Certainly Never Asked For

5/16/2013 - Pregnant Teen Photos Banned From Yearbook Because 'Abstinence'

5/16/2013 - Your Purse is Grosser Than a Toilet Seat

5/16/2013 - What to Expect When You're Expecting to Cohabitate

5/16/2013 - Let's Talk About Sleeping in Your Makeup

5/16/2013 - The CW Needs a Teenage Samantha Jones ASAP

5/16/2013 - Rihanna's Masturbation Message for the Masses

5/16/2013 - NPR Retracts Insights on 'Perky' Kirsten Gillibrand's 'Girlie Voice'

5/16/2013 - This Lipgloss Ad Is Speaking to Your Vagina

5/16/2013 - How to Deal With Expensive Gifts From Your Friends

5/16/2013 - Insert Tobias Fünke Into Your Most Precious Memories

5/16/2013 - Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Fake

5/16/2013 - CW Turns Mary Queen of Scots' Blood-Soaked Story into Sexy Teen Drama

5/16/2013 - Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue Victims of Car Crash

5/16/2013 - Diddy Has Actually Been On "Downtown" Abbey Since the Beginning

5/16/2013 - Worked Up About Teens and Plan B? Here's What the Kids Actually Think.

5/16/2013 - Celebrities Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like That

5/16/2013 - Go Ahead and Love Your Body -- if You're 'Feminine' Enough, That Is

5/16/2013 - Raises Fuel National Prosperity, So Go Get Yours

5/16/2013 - Cute as Hell Doberman and Lamb Are Fresh New Take on Odd Couple

5/16/2013 - Woman Enters Stylish Unborn Fetus in Beauty Pageant

5/16/2013 - The Gorgeous Gowns of the Cannes Opening Ceremony

5/16/2013 - Smoke Weed and Be Skinny: The Stoner Diet Plan

5/16/2013 - Nude Painting of Bea Arthur Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]

5/16/2013 - Swole Bros Love Capitalism, But Puny Guys Are Willing to Share

5/16/2013 - How to Tell If a Lady Will Hump You, Based On the Book She's Reading

5/16/2013 - Scandal BINGO Cards, Just in Time for the Season Finale

5/16/2013 - Missoula Cops Promise to Start Taking Sexual Assault Cases Seriously

5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: The Gatsby Gentlemen

5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Julianne Moore, Paz Vega, Isla Fisher

5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Ziyi Zhang, Naomie Harris, Victoria Hervey

5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Solange

5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Georgia Jagger, Freida Pinto, Fan Bing Bing

5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Bai Ling, Cara Delevinge, Lana Del Rey

5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Cindy Crawford, Carey Mulligan, Nicole Kidman

5/16/2013 - Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of Allure

5/15/2013 - Isabella Rossellini Dressed as a Hamster, Talking About Eating Babies

5/15/2013 - Are Lady-Owned Stores the Best Kind of Stores?

5/15/2013 - Lunatic Kitchen Nightmares Boss Singing Meow Mix Theme Is Mesmerizing

5/15/2013 - One of Taylor Swift's Genius Fans Tried to Swim to Her New Mansion

5/15/2013 - Kristen Chenoweth Escapes Reality With Sleep Just Like Us

5/15/2013 - Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Make Wedding Cakes for Gay Couples

5/15/2013 - Angelina's Cancer Gene Is Actually Patented by a Company

5/15/2013 - Chrissy Teigen, You Are Ignorant and Know Nothing About 'Sluts'

5/15/2013 - Big-Time Female Exec Buys 85 Broads (The Company, Not Actual Women)

5/15/2013 - Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Swear as Much as I Want

5/15/2013 - New App Makes Boycotting Bad Businesses That Much Easier

5/15/2013 - Don't Let Wannabe Governor Ken Cuccinelli Photobomb Your Uterus

5/15/2013 - Charming! Chris Pine & Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Headed Into the Woods

5/15/2013 - Millennial Guys Aren't So Sure About This Whole 'Leaning In' Thing

5/15/2013 - Let's Shop for Jem and the Holograms Dolls in 1986

5/15/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Farrah Is One Delusional Bitch

5/15/2013 - Don't Want to Get Raped? Just Don't Drink, Says Hong Kong Official

5/15/2013 - New Zealand's Nonsense War on Cats Continues Apace

5/15/2013 - An Open Letter to Angelina Jolie

5/15/2013 - The Great Catsby Is the Gatsby We Want to See

5/15/2013 - Kelly Rowland Sings About Abusive Relationship, 'Bittersweet' Beyoncé

5/15/2013 - Muslim Women Like Having Sex, and Halal Lube Is a Thing That Exists

5/15/2013 - Watch Taylor Swift Try to 'Act' in Her New Girl Cameo

5/15/2013 - Oh God: Another Military Sex Assault Case, This Time With Pimping

5/15/2013 - Women Live Longer than Men Because of Our Feminazi Immune Systems

5/15/2013 - Disney Pulls Sexy Merida Makeover After Public Backlash

5/15/2013 - Here's Rebel Wilson's New 'Anti-Sex-and-the-City' TV Show

5/15/2013 - Women Are Natural-Born Stalkers, and That Can Be a Good Thing

5/15/2013 - Best Thing You'll See Today: Town Sponsors Amputee Veteran's Wedding

5/15/2013 - Just Look at Prince Harry Swinging in Harlem

5/15/2013 - Cleveland Kidnapping Suspect Treated Women Like 'Prisoners of War'

5/15/2013 - Leno's Gas Pump Karaoke Couple Continue to Insist They're Legit

5/15/2013 - Professional Network LinkedIn Not a Fan of World's Oldest Profession

5/15/2013 - Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also Having Her Ovaries Removed

5/14/2013 - This Kitten Looks Like Us After One Too Many White Russians

5/14/2013 - These Sloth Watercolors Are the Cutest Watercolors Ever

5/14/2013 - Get a Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Tomorrow at Yankee Stadium

5/14/2013 - Dita Von Teese Sells Her Car on eBay Using Sexxxy Photos

5/14/2013 - The New Catching Fire Poster Is Pretty Badass

5/14/2013 - Be Advised: Howard Stern Never Tried His Own Jizz

5/14/2013 - This $2000 Groupon Buys You Access to Private Goop Crap With Gwyneth

5/14/2013 - Christine Quinn Speaks Out About Her Eating Disorder

5/14/2013 - Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Nick Carraway

5/14/2013 - Nightmares About Your Partner? They Actually Affect Your Relationship

5/14/2013 - Watch These Horrid Restaurateurs Have a Total Facebook Meltdown

5/14/2013 - Internship Horror Story: The One With The Amorous Witch Boss

5/14/2013 - 5 Reasons Ruth Bader Ginsburg Wishes Roe v. Wade Had Gone Differently

5/14/2013 - No One Wanted to Make Judy Blume's Movie, Because Everyone's Stupid

5/14/2013 - Possibly-Knocked-Up Beyoncé Cancels Mrs. Carter Tour Date

5/14/2013 - Mindy Kaling Only Makes Out With White Guys on The Mindy Project

5/14/2013 - What Working Moms Really Need Are Wives

5/14/2013 - What Makes a Great Book Cover?

5/14/2013 - Shiny. Happy. Zooey.

5/14/2013 - A Standing Ovation for Angelina Jolie

5/14/2013 - Please, Television Writers: Stop Making Romantic Things Happen in Elevators

5/14/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like This Ponytail Tutorial Model

5/14/2013 - Spring Break Forever: Here's James Franco's As I Lay Dying Trailer

5/14/2013 - 90% of Americans Don't Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)

5/14/2013 - Lucy Liu: 'People See Sandra Bullock In a Romantic Comedy, But Not Me'

5/14/2013 - Stop Being Nice All the Time and Start Embracing Your Inner Bitch

5/14/2013 - Lea Michele's Hot House Flower Power

5/14/2013 - NYC Playground Battle: Bikinis vs. Babies

5/14/2013 - You Can Repeat the Past: 1974 Gatsby Remixed With 2013 Tunes

5/14/2013 - Rich People Hire Disabled Tour Guides So They Can Cut Lines at Disney

5/14/2013 - Osaka Mayor Says Comfort Women Were Necessary Evil For 'Rough Men'

5/14/2013 - Governor Christie Bestows Prince Harry With America's Greatest Gift

5/14/2013 - Joe Biden Gives Child's Adorable Gun Proposal a Written Endorsement

5/14/2013 - R.I.P. Stefon: Bill Hader Is Leaving Saturday Night Live

5/14/2013 - Mindy Kaling Totally Blue It

5/14/2013 - Inspired by Angelina, CNN Anchor Reveals Her Own Impending Mastectomy

5/14/2013 - How I Met Your Mother Finally Reveals the Mother

5/14/2013 - 4th Grader Makes Award-Winning Documentary About Gross School Lunches

5/14/2013 - Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever

5/14/2013 - Angelina Jolie Reveals She Recently Underwent Double Mastectomy

5/13/2013 - Wilson Phillips' Hold On Dubbed by Dudes Is Weirdly Glorious

5/13/2013 - This Is Not a Piñata, This Is a Real Donkey

5/13/2013 - Selena Gomez and Her (Basically) Identical Twin Mom

5/13/2013 - Minnesota About to Become 12th State to Legalize Marriage Equality

5/13/2013 - ABC Picks Up Three Women-Created Pilots for Fall

5/13/2013 - Nick Lachey Made a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Jessica Simpson's Dad

5/13/2013 - Game of Boners: This Is Torture Porn

5/13/2013 - Kylie Jenner Fell Asleep While Reading, No Watching, 'The Great Gatsby'

5/13/2013 - Teen Wants to Get Marathon Bomber's Tweet Tattooed on Herself

5/13/2013 - How to Become a Domestic Goddess Blogger in Time For Summer

5/13/2013 - Women Are Still Not in the Movies, But At Least They're Getting Sexier

5/13/2013 - Corgi Finds Silverware Very Unnatural and Wrong

5/13/2013 - Nicki Minaj Is So Excited to Be on Teen Vogue's Cover Her Face Hurts

5/13/2013 - Thoughts Had While Watching Models Make Dinner

5/13/2013 - U.N. Says We Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat More Bugs

5/13/2013 - Why, Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Should Definitely Open Her Own Restaurant

5/13/2013 - My Little Pony Spinoff: Teenage Horse-Girls With Manes. And Hands.

5/13/2013 - Male Babysitters Are the Answer to All the World's Problems

5/13/2013 - Listen to Author Dan Brown's Terrible Song About Phone Sex

5/13/2013 - Cleveland Kidnap Suspect's Brothers Released, Say He's a 'Monster'

5/13/2013 - Here's Why 'Real Beauty' Advertising Campaigns Are Garbage

5/13/2013 - NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of Barbara Walters as a Playboy Bunny

5/13/2013 - Crazy Expensive In Vitro Burger Sounds Weird, Tastes 'Reasonably Good'

5/13/2013 - Woman Won't Stop Singing Whitney Houston, Causes Emergency Landing

5/13/2013 - 19 People Shot at Terrifying Mother's Day Parade

5/13/2013 - Here's What it Would Look Like if Disney Princesses Went to the Prom

5/13/2013 - How to Spiral After Getting Waitlisted at Your First-Choice College

5/13/2013 - Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston in Nifty Shades and Gray

5/13/2013 - Accused Rapist Cab Driver Wants You to Know He's a Stand-Up Guy

5/13/2013 - Oreo's Weird New Commercial Will Lull You Into a Twee Coma

5/13/2013 - Pinterest Insecurity: 42% of Moms Report Mason Jar Stress Dreams

5/13/2013 - Woman Reads Her Awesome Teen Zine, Will Inspire Flashbacks of Your Own

5/13/2013 - Watch Cops Break Down Accused Cleveland Kidnapper Ariel Castro's Door

5/13/2013 - Beyoncé Pregnant With Beybey No. 2 Because the Rumor Mill Says So

5/13/2013 - New Arrested Development Trailer Has Us Ready to Blue Ourselves

5/12/2013 - Happy Mother's Day to Julia the Pig (and Her Eight Adorable Piglets)

5/12/2013 - How Much Money Do You Spend Replacing Lost Makeup Each Year?

5/12/2013 - Japanese Cafe Brilliantly Tops Dessert With Larger Dessert

5/12/2013 - Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About the Women They Admire

5/12/2013 - Mindy Kaling and Amy Poehler Are About to Do Shots Together

5/12/2013 - Cheetah Cubs Are Clearly the Most Grateful Mother's Day Revelers

5/12/2013 - Real-Life Jeff Winger Lawyer Billed Client for That Time They Had Sex

5/12/2013 - Newtown Task Force Decides to Build New School at Old Sandy Hook Site

5/12/2013 - Your Official Last-Minute Guide to Last-Minute Mother’s Day Gifts

5/12/2013 - Meet the Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over the Plan B Debate

5/12/2013 - Raw Milk Debate Has Maybe United Rural Conservatives, Urban Liberals

5/12/2013 - Here’s Your Primer on the (Civil War) History of Mother’s Day

5/12/2013 - NBC Cancels The New Normal After One Measly Season

5/12/2013 - Breaking: There's One Instance Where It's Actually OK to be Kinda Fat — If You're a Dude

5/12/2013 - Richard Branson Serves Juice on the Airline of Your Nightmares

5/12/2013 - Baz Luhrmann Wants Everyone to Get Wasted, Enjoy a ‘Summer of Gatsby’

5/12/2013 - Moms Don’t ‘Opt Out’ of Work Because They’re Super Wealthy

5/12/2013 - Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of 'Restraint' in Roe v. Wade Ruling

5/12/2013 - Kate McKinnon Played Kristen Wiig's Implacable Mother on SNL

5/12/2013 - Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids with Goblin Murals, Apparently

5/11/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Kristen Wiig's Prodigal Return To SNL!

5/11/2013 - Your Evening Cry: 5-Year-Old Girl's Birthday Present From Photographer Mom

5/11/2013 - White Girls Club Just "Got Out Of Hand," Says Oblivious Mom of Racist

5/11/2013 - How Many Bone$ Should You Be Dropping On Mother's Day?

5/11/2013 - Pakistan's Female Voters Struggle To Make It To The Polls Today

5/11/2013 - See You At The Peach Pit! Donna Martin Graduated 20 Years Ago

5/11/2013 - A Primer on What Sex Does (And Doesn't) Do To Your Vagina and Butthole

5/11/2013 - Queen Elizabeth II Is Only Happy When She Reigns

5/11/2013 - Ugh, Disney Gave Brave's Merida A Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover

5/11/2013 - Aretha Franklin's Cool With Jennifer Hudson As Potential Biopic Star

5/11/2013 - Malcolm Shabazz, Malcolm X's Grandson, Was Murdered In Mexico

5/11/2013 - Just Let This Pomeranian Have That Sausage, For Christ's Sake

5/11/2013 - Suri Cruise's Clothing Line Is Our Fearsome New Reality

5/10/2013 - American Idol Is Replacing All Four of Its Judges (with Corn on the Cob!)

5/10/2013 - Quvenzhané Wallis Continues to be Amazing

5/10/2013 - Maisie Williams Gives Hope to Arya/Gendry Shippers Everywhere

5/10/2013 - Paula Patton's New Rom-Com has Great Name That is Not a Bad Pun

5/10/2013 - New Today Show Castmember Can't Be Bleat

5/10/2013 - In Which I Try My Hardest to Defend the Recently Canceled Whitney

5/10/2013 - Sports Illustrated Loves Models. Female Athletes? Not So Much

5/10/2013 - An Open Letter to White Male Comedians

5/10/2013 - Read This Hilariously Bad Jen Aniston Profile and 'Contemplate' Shit

5/10/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Dress Like Sasha Obama on Easter

5/10/2013 - Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: Kim and Kanye Are Hunting Houses

5/10/2013 - This Is What Happens When 'School Resource Officers' Handle Discipline

5/10/2013 - Must See: Neither Carey Mulligan Nor Stephen Colbert Have Read Gatsby

5/10/2013 - Drive Your Mom Wild With These Mom-Pleasing Tips

5/10/2013 - Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With 'Occupy Dreamhouse' Protest

5/10/2013 - Insanely Talented Two-Year-Old Ice Skates Into Our Hearts

5/10/2013 - This Thong Literally Gets Up In There and Polishes Your Pearl [NSFW]

5/10/2013 - Open Call: Your Internship Horror Stories

5/10/2013 - In Which George Clooney and Sandy Bullock Go to Space and Maybe Die

5/10/2013 - Yes, Indeed, Kate Upton Is on The Cover of Vogue

5/10/2013 - Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It On Correctly, Dammit

5/10/2013 - Cheerleaders Display Biblical Verses on Banners Because America

5/10/2013 - Watch This Fed-Up Kid's Classroom Outburst and Feel Lots of Feelings

5/10/2013 - Goodbye Tiffany, Hello Arya: Strong Girl Names Are Taking Over

5/10/2013 - You Won't Find These Mother's Day Cards at the Supermarket

5/10/2013 - Why Do Fashion People Needlessly Drop the 'S' From Words?

5/10/2013 - A Great Gatsby Book Report by a Kid Who Only Saw the Movie

5/10/2013 - Rescue in Cleveland: Does Charles Ramsey's Past Make Him Less Heroic?

5/10/2013 - Time's Me Me Me Generation Is, Aptly, the Internet's New Favorite Meme

5/10/2013 - Woman Rescued From Bangladesh Rubble After Two Weeks

5/10/2013 - Your Morning (Happy) Cry: Surprise Pregnancy Announcement Supercut

5/10/2013 - Fake Freckles Will Make You Look Forever Young and Fertile

5/10/2013 - Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime

5/9/2013 - Happy Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut

5/9/2013 - Nathan Fillion Holding a Baby Browncoat

5/9/2013 - Enrico Colantoni (Keith Mars!) Is In for the New Veronica Mars Movie

5/9/2013 - This Cat Diary Is the Best (Only?) Cat Diary

5/9/2013 - Dude Duplicates Himself to Perform an Amazing Beyoncé Medley

5/9/2013 - Ryan Gosling Cereal Vines Are the Best Vines to Ever Be Vined

5/9/2013 - Cool Plan Alert! Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty Are Now Roommates

5/9/2013 - David Hasselhoff: Hey Guys, Just Checking In

5/9/2013 - After a Lady-Centric Season, Fox Gets Bro-Friendly

5/9/2013 - It's Time We Gave Avril Lavigne an Intervention

5/9/2013 - University of Montana Pinky Swears To Properly Handle Sexual Assault

5/9/2013 - Aunt Viv From 'Fresh Prince' Is Your New Favorite Celebrity Mess

5/9/2013 - New Chanel Mini-Movie Features Keira Knightley, No References to Nazis

5/9/2013 - Boyz II Men Are Back to Make Love to You (In an Old Navy Commercial)

5/9/2013 - 'Working Families Flexibility Act' Is a Crap Deal for Working Families

5/9/2013 - The 10 Awesomest Things About Shonda Rhimes

5/9/2013 - Let's Shop For Blouses in the 1920s

5/9/2013 - Why You Should Never, Ever Trust Tom Hanks Under Any Circumstance

5/9/2013 - Hyperbole and a Half Returns and Totally Nails It

5/9/2013 - Irritable Male Syndrome: Wherein Dudes Feel All the Feelings

5/9/2013 - Pantsless Madonna Climbed Up The Temple of Dendur to See Kanye

5/9/2013 - Wine Expert: Angelina and Brad's Rosé Is 'Pretty' and Tastes Like Pez

5/9/2013 - Meet the Woman Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls

5/9/2013 - Must I Change The Sheets Between Lovahs?

5/9/2013 - Here Are the Two Swank Dudes Martha Stewart Met on Match.com

5/9/2013 - Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It On a Horse, NBD

5/9/2013 - People of Wisconsin: Stop Thinking That Sunbathers Are Corpses

5/9/2013 - Here's a Hilariously Bad Horror Movie About Feminism Gone Wrong

5/9/2013 - The New Girl Storyline That Made Network Honchos Skeptical

5/9/2013 - Interracial Lesbian Love and Adopted Kids: The Fosters Is One to Watch

5/9/2013 - By the Numbers: The Kardashians Have Collectively Lost 431 Pounds

5/9/2013 - Ariel Castro's 2004 Suicide Note: 'I'm a Sexual Predator. I Need Help.'

5/9/2013 - Check Out This Bookstore's Amusing Take on Women's Studies

5/9/2013 - That Was Quick: Feds to Investigate Occidental for Sexual Assault

5/9/2013 - Baby Demonstrates Your Brain on Ice Cream -- and It's Insane

5/9/2013 - Get That Shot Before You Suck That Dick

5/9/2013 - The Best Body Armor Won't Do Your Boobs Any Favors

5/9/2013 - Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up

5/8/2013 - Queen Latifah Is a Total Bunhead

5/8/2013 - Police Report for Cleveland Kidnappings Released, Obviously It's Awful

5/8/2013 - Are Wild Bunnies the Most Magical Bunnies?

5/8/2013 - Are 'Push Presents' for New Moms Really a Thing?

5/8/2013 - Robb Stark Is Your New Prince Charming in Disney's Live-Action Cinderella

5/8/2013 - Ice Cream Bread Might Be World's Most Complete Meal

5/8/2013 - Today, Seth Rogen Suffered a Whimsical Injury

5/8/2013 - Writing The Next Great American Woman's Novel

5/8/2013 - A Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand Could Be Opening Near You

5/8/2013 - An Annotated Guide to the Best and Worst Places in the World for Moms

5/8/2013 - Us Magazine's Kardashian Paparazzi Pix Are Not Really Paparazzi Pix

5/8/2013 - Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get You Laid

5/8/2013 - Security at White House Correspondents' Dinner Was Maybe a Tad Racist

5/8/2013 - Robin Roberts Is the Most Trusted News Anchor Because Robin Roberts

5/8/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God

5/8/2013 - The Secret to a Happy Marriage Might Just Be Living Apart

5/8/2013 - Vogue Crops Kim Kardashian Out of Its Met Ball Slideshow

5/8/2013 - The Best Advice on How to Get a Trophy Wife

5/8/2013 - 105-Year-Old Woman May Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon

5/8/2013 - Horror in Cleveland: Why the Warning Signs Went Ignored

5/8/2013 - Why Are Women DIY Entrepreneurs Called 'Hobbyists'?

5/8/2013 - John Krasinski Lip Synching Teenage Dream Will Make You Drop an Egg

5/8/2013 - Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Avoid IRL Contact With the Peasant Class

5/8/2013 - Kristen Wiig's Giddy SNL Promos Make It Feel Like She Never Left

5/8/2013 - Egyptian Women Taking Up Martial Arts, Learning to Kick Ass

5/8/2013 - A History of Rihanna's Chronic Inability to Start a Show on Time

5/8/2013 - All Hail Pretty-in-Pink Princess -- Nay, Queen! -- Jinkx Monsoon

5/8/2013 - 100 Things a Teen Age Girl Wants to Know Is a Hilarious Artifact

5/8/2013 - Watch Oprah Go Southern and Slap Someone in The Butler Trailer

5/8/2013 - College Bros Looking for Love? This 10-Year-Old in a Tux Has Some Tips

5/8/2013 - Cleveland Kidnap Suspect Allegedly Beat Ex-Wife, Abducted His Own Kids

5/8/2013 - Khloe Kardashian Is Sick of the Tabloids' Unsolicited Uterus Updates

5/8/2013 - Let These Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Puppies Fill You With Hope

5/7/2013 - Miranda Kerr Is as Pretty as a 1920s Bouquet at Gatsby Screening

5/7/2013 - Human Trainwreck Mark Sanford Defeats Elizabeth Colbert Busch :(

5/7/2013 - Police Visit Cleveland Horror House Many Times, Fail to Note Horrors

5/7/2013 - New Molestation Allegations Surface Against Michael Jackson

5/7/2013 - Delaware Is the 11th State to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

5/7/2013 - Ryan Seacrest Offers Us a Glimpse Inside His Mind

5/7/2013 - Pat Robertson, Shaved Ewok, Says 'Homosexuals Can Change'

5/7/2013 - Why Aren't There Any Photos of Michelle Knight?

5/7/2013 - Suggested Scents for Perfumed Men's Briefs

5/7/2013 - Bill Clinton: Leave Hillary ALONE (Sob)

5/7/2013 - The Good, the Bad, the Fucked-Up and the Insanely Ugly of the Met Gala

5/7/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Wins the Internet With This Met Gala Photobomb GIF

5/7/2013 - The World Is Safe From Joe Francis

5/7/2013 - Dress Your Guinea Pig for Every Occasion!

5/7/2013 - Everything We Know About the Three Kidnapped Cleveland Women

5/7/2013 - Surprise, Surprise: Google Made the Sweetest Mother's Day Ad Ever

5/7/2013 - Kerry Washington Finally Got A Major Ladymag Cover

5/7/2013 - Get Excited for Mistresses, Your New Favorite Sex-n-Trash TV Show

5/7/2013 - Fat Cat Crushes Box, Becomes Fat Hero

5/7/2013 - Female 'Purity' Is Bullshit

5/7/2013 - How to Tell If a Toy Is for Boys or for Girls

5/7/2013 - You and Your Dog Are Sharing Skin Bugs and It's Gross

5/7/2013 - 'Worse Than AIDS' Gonorrhea Strain Is Not, in Fact, Worse Than AIDS

5/7/2013 - Raising Three Kids Is Rough, But Four Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze

5/7/2013 - Experts Aren't Psyched About New DSM

5/7/2013 - What's the Difference Between a Sex Tape and a Porno?

5/7/2013 - Warhol Was Wrong: Once You Get Famous, You Stay Famous (Mostly)

5/7/2013 - Even the Government Wants You to Stop Tanning

5/7/2013 - Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in Need of a Man

5/7/2013 - Chris Christie Probably Got Lap-Band Surgery So You'll Vote For Him

5/7/2013 - George Takei Saying 'Assholes' in Gay Marriage PSA Will Make Your Day

5/7/2013 - Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford

5/7/2013 - Listen to Kidnapped Woman's Harrowing 911 Call: I'm here. I'm free now.

5/6/2013 - Air Force's Sex Assault Prevention Chief Charged With Sex Assault

5/6/2013 - Your Evening Cry: People Helping People Will Warm Your Cold Heart

5/6/2013 - Puke: Your iPhone Is Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat

5/6/2013 - Men With Guitars Simultaneously Repulsive and Attractive (but Mainly Attractive)

5/6/2013 - Lauryn Hill Gets Three Months in Jail for Tax Evasion

5/6/2013 - Tara Reid Leads a Life of Intrigue

5/6/2013 - Here's Tan Mom's First Single (Sorry)

5/6/2013 - Meet 'Frotox,' Botox's Allegedly Kinder and Gentler Younger Sister

5/6/2013 - Some Sex Offenders Have No Problem Getting Gun Permits

5/6/2013 - Game of Boners: So Much for Your Happy Ending

5/6/2013 - Let's Shop for Shoes in the 1940s

5/6/2013 - The Choose Your Own Adventure Guide to Dealing With a Breakup

5/6/2013 - The Lead in Your Favorite Lipstick Is Even Worse Than You Think

5/6/2013 - Mika Brzezinski Has an Eating Disorder, Paid Her Friend to Lose Weight

5/6/2013 - 'Mad Men': All Don's Mergers

5/6/2013 - Amazing 15-Year-Old Girl Will Probably Be The First Astronaut On Mars

5/6/2013 - Wesleyan's Tour de Franzia Meltdown Reaches Ridiculous New Levels

5/6/2013 - Dude With World's Biggest Dick Releases Pop Song About His Big Dick

5/6/2013 - Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly from Its Website

5/6/2013 - The Flowers, Fowl Feathers and Fierce Frippery of the Kentucky Derby

5/6/2013 - Former Komen CEO Celebrated Disastrous Year With $684,717 Salary

5/6/2013 - Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool

5/6/2013 - This Is What Happens If You Question CrossFit's 'Tough Titsday' Class

5/6/2013 - Finally, You Guys: A Friendly Plus-Size Store for Men

5/6/2013 - The Joy of Tax-Free Online Shopping Is Under Government Threat

5/6/2013 - Middle School Sucks, Even If You're Ireland Baldwin

5/6/2013 - NRA Convention Featured Pink Guns, Bra Holsters for the Ladies

5/6/2013 - Iranian Cleric Blames Impending Earthquake on Women’s Clothes

5/6/2013 - This New Girl Auto-Tune Is Amazing

5/6/2013 - Behold: Astounding Camo and Hot Pink Gowns at Mama June's Wedding

5/5/2013 - Elizabeth Colbert Busch Endorsed by S.C. Paper That Endorsed Mittens

5/5/2013 - Jamaica Kincaid Says People Only Say She’s Angry Because She’s Black

5/5/2013 - Rihanna and This Dead-Eyed Child Commiserate About Boredom

5/5/2013 - Tapir Won't Listen to Other Animals' Advice About Avoiding Extinction

5/5/2013 - Betty Draper: Ice Cream Monster, Grace Kelly Clone, or Dark Horse?

5/5/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Enjoy the Meteor Shower...If You Dare

5/5/2013 - N.C. Democratic Chairman Compares GOP Efforts to Rape, Regrets Nothing

5/5/2013 - Shirtless Supes Abound in the True Blood Season Six Trailer

5/5/2013 - Gillian Anderson Would Rather Her Daughter Not Chase After Men

5/5/2013 - Saudi Arabia Will Actually Let Girls in Private School Play Sports

5/5/2013 - Amanda Bynes Indulges in More Twitter Oversharing About Her Nose Job

5/5/2013 - A New Generation Delights in Fancy Hats

5/5/2013 - Gloria Swanson Insisted on Being Pawed by a Lion, Like a Badass

5/5/2013 - Texting While Driving Isn’t Just Stupid Behavior, It’s an Epidemic

5/5/2013 - Participation in Team Sports May Stop Girls from Becoming Mean Bullies

5/5/2013 - Theater Geeks & Anorexic Alpha Bitches: Summer at Performing Arts Camp

5/5/2013 - Zach Galifianakis Lost the Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest Badly

5/5/2013 - Pit Bulls Get Good PR After Pit Bull Saves Woman from House Fire

5/5/2013 - Harper Lee Sues Slimy Agent Over To Kill a Mockingbird Copyright

5/5/2013 - Break Out the Sketti Because Mama June Is Getting Married Today

5/4/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Zach Galifianakis Is Hungover On SNL

5/4/2013 - Ad-Rock's Sweet, G-Rated (!) Speech At Adam Yauch Park Dedication

5/4/2013 - Hey Men: Here's How Not To Try To Fuck a Woman You Work With

5/4/2013 - Female Architects Hella Snubbed By $100,000 Pritzker Prize Committee

5/4/2013 - Almost Nobody Can Tell a $28 Haircut From a $600 Haircut. Try It!

5/4/2013 - Women Who Run Are Horrible Fat Wildebeests, Says Swole Bro Trainer

5/4/2013 - Is The Cast of VH1's TLC Biopic Crazy, Sexy, Cool Enough?

5/4/2013 - Your Six Favorite New Pop Songs to Get Ready to This Saturday Night

5/4/2013 - Dubai Women Are Wearing Bumpits Under Hijabs: 'Camel Humps'

5/4/2013 - We're All Fraidy Cats of Office Gossip And Missing Mentor Opportunities

5/4/2013 - NJ Middle School Makes Straps on Semi-Formal Dresses Mandatory

5/4/2013 - Tired Duckling Trying to Stay Awake Just May Be The Ultimate Squee

5/4/2013 - Simon Cowell Told Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat For X-Factor

5/3/2013 - Lindsay Lohan is 'Happy' in Rehab, Says Totally Credible Source Dina Lohan

5/3/2013 - Watch Vanessa Hudgens' New Music Video Called, Wait for It, '$$$ex'

5/3/2013 - Obama, Warren Buffett and Bill Clinton Keep High-Fiving Each Other on the Internet

5/3/2013 - Strictly Orthodox Rabbis Start Modesty Hotline Because Whores

5/3/2013 - Adorable Sea Lion Pups Wander on Shore, Kind of Hate It

5/3/2013 - Survey Finds Women Just Love the Summer More Because They're Women

5/3/2013 - Now There's an App for Creepy Wannabe Pick-Up Artists

5/3/2013 - Abercrombie Doesn't Want Gross Fat People Wearing Their Clothes

5/3/2013 - Worth It: A Curling Iron Without a Clamp

5/3/2013 - Artist Draws Superheroines as Young Girls Imagine Them (Fully Clothed)

5/3/2013 - Dead Rats Being Sold as 'Lamb' in China

5/3/2013 - Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like 'Death Becomes Her' Prop

5/3/2013 - Map Your Birth Control Costs

5/3/2013 - Paul Feig Wrote a Hilarious Argument on Why Men Aren't Funny

5/3/2013 - Watch Amanda Bynes Acting Like Amanda Bynes on the Elliptical

5/3/2013 - See New Footage of Stephen Sprouse's Very First Show

5/3/2013 - Don Draper Is Not a Monster -- He’s Just a Rotten Asshole

5/3/2013 - Apparently 100% of Instagram Users Have an Eating Disorder

5/3/2013 - Wise Teens Turn #Followateen Movement Into #Followanadult

5/3/2013 - Maybe Shipping's Free? $50k Dolce & Gabbana Dress Being Sold Online

5/3/2013 - Making Connections: Ladies Who Get Internet Access Get Married

5/3/2013 - 'Girl Most Likely' or the Time Kristen Wiig Boned Blaine from Glee

5/3/2013 - You Can Now Have Your Sexts Made Into Contemporary Art

5/3/2013 - Assata Shakur Becomes the First Woman Added to FBI's Most Wanted List

5/3/2013 - Another Day, Another Stunning Look for Lieutenant Uhura

5/3/2013 - A 'Dear John' Letter From My Boobs

5/3/2013 - Antoine Dodson, Openly Gay Internet Star, Says He’s No Longer Gay

5/3/2013 - Mobile Dating App Brings Out the Crazy in Dudes

5/3/2013 - Vibrator Races in Vegas Prove That People in Vegas Are Bored

5/3/2013 - UK Women Under 50 Diagnosed with Breast Cancer in Record Numbers

5/3/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Spends 2 Minutes in Rehab and Then Flees

5/2/2013 - Firefighters Save Adorable Baby Fox, Adorably Want to Keep It

5/2/2013 - Ryan Gosling Smirks as Martial Arts Instructors Show Him Some Moves

5/2/2013 - Bon Jovi and Chris Christie Have a Friendly New Jersey Staring Contest

5/2/2013 - Jane Fonda's Fitness-Powered Houses Will Make You Feel Like a Hamster

5/2/2013 - At Long Last, Porn Is Getting Its Very Own Academic Journal

5/2/2013 - Here's the Mortifying Dash-Cam Footage of Reese Witherspoon's Arrest

5/2/2013 - Warren Buffett Is In the House

5/2/2013 - Have You Seen Urban Outfitters' All-White 'Fly Girls'?

5/2/2013 - Occidental College Finally Addresses Persistent Rape Problem

5/2/2013 - Breaking: Millennials Want Nice Things But Don't Want to Work For Them

5/2/2013 - Here Are Janelle Monáe and Erykah Badu in the Most Stylish Video EVER

5/2/2013 - Say Goodbye to Dr. Google Paranoia With Sherpaa

5/2/2013 - Is There Any Such Thing As a 'Good' Way to Get Dumped?

5/2/2013 - Retta Talks Race, Typecasting and Her Version of Loud & Obnoxious

5/2/2013 - Miley Cyrus Poses Topless For V

5/2/2013 - Instagram Adds 'Photos of You', So You Can Tag Your Brunchmates Now

5/2/2013 - Crisis Pregnancy Centers Want to 'Save' Black Babies

5/2/2013 - Mayor Bloomberg Can't Take Margz Away From Rapper Awkwafina

5/2/2013 - The 12 Ways We Are Amanda Knox

5/2/2013 - Rich People Horribly Confused By 'Punk'-Themed Met Ball

5/2/2013 - Let's Shop for Jeans in the 1970s

5/2/2013 - That Tucker Max Play Is Actually an Awesome High-Art Parody

5/2/2013 - Antibiotic 'Protects' Men From Sneaky Hot Women. Thanks, Scientists!

5/2/2013 - The Great Gatsby Red Carpet Was the Bee's Knees

5/2/2013 - Funny or Die’s ‘Gang Rape’ Landing Page Is Slathered in Velveeta

5/2/2013 - Dozens of High School Students Suspended For Twerking

5/2/2013 - Doctors Aren't Mean to Fat Patients, They're Just Nicer to Thin Ones

5/2/2013 - Alexis Bledel and Saoirse Ronan Are Assassin BFFs in Violet and Daisy

5/2/2013 - Fox News Says Middle School Anti-Bullying Class Is 'Lesbian Role Play'

5/2/2013 - Reese Witherspoon's Classy as Hell Apology for That Drunk Driving Mess

5/2/2013 - Lady Rats Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Lady Rat Parts

5/2/2013 - Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now with Extra Poop!

5/2/2013 - Amanda Bynes' Nipple Can't Stand Ugly People

5/1/2013 - Your Nightly Frustration Report: Plan B Ruling Faces Appeal

5/1/2013 - Shady Polling Group Asks Smear Questions About Elizabeth Colbert Busch

5/1/2013 - Your Old Friend Jennifer Aniston Is Only Mildly Excited to See You

5/1/2013 - Ireland Has Made Some (Very) Minor Improvements in Its Abortion Laws

5/1/2013 - Someone Tried To Give Rapper Danny Brown An Unwanted Blow Job On Stage

5/1/2013 - Amber Rose's Last-Minute C-Section Was 'Terrifying'

5/1/2013 - Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Hug

5/1/2013 - Zach Galifianakis Has Beautiful Nail Art in the New SNL Promos

5/1/2013 - What to Bring to Rehab

5/1/2013 - NYC School Is First to Go All Vegetarian, All the Time

5/1/2013 - Impassioned Email From a Sorority Sister: NO SEX ON THE RED COUCH

5/1/2013 - Here Are Two Inspiring Pregnancy Discrimination Case Victories

5/1/2013 - Here's Downton Abbey's First Black Character

5/1/2013 - It's Time to Ask All the Questions You Ever Had About Morning TV

5/1/2013 - Check Out These Adorbs Photos of Toddlers Holding Their 'First Rifles'

5/1/2013 - New Zealand Rejects Kind of Weird and Really Weird Baby Names Alike

5/1/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Amanda Bynes Is Not Crazy, Says Amanda Bynes

5/1/2013 - Amanda Knox's First TV Interview Is Heavy on the Slut-Shaming

5/1/2013 - Pretend You've Never Had a Period With Tampax's New 'Radiant' Line

5/1/2013 - I'm a Black Woman and I Just Want a Damn BB Cream

5/1/2013 - Ireland Baldwin Is Not Her Mom: 'I Have a Booty, She Has a Thigh Gap'

5/1/2013 - Indiana Planned Parenthood May Close Due to Lack of Drinking Fountain

5/1/2013 - Tucker Max on Broadway Is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea

5/1/2013 - Science Embarks on Noble Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle

5/1/2013 - Top Of The Morning's Brian Stelter Will Be Here Today

5/1/2013 - This Stupid Mountain Dew Commercial Is Causing a Racial Uproar [UPDATED]

5/1/2013 - Deceitful Makeup Company May Have To Pay For Its LIES

5/1/2013 - Palace Kitchen Is Just Like Downton, Says Former Royal Carrot-Peeler

5/1/2013 - FDA: You Can Buy Plan B Over-the-Counter, But You Must Be 15 or Older

5/1/2013 - ‘Buddy Cup’ Turns Friendly Toast Into Excellent Stalking Opportunity

5/1/2013 - Yahoo Does Something Smart, Doubles Paid Maternity Leave

5/1/2013 - Starbucks Customers Narrowly Avoid Rubbing-Alcohol Screwdrivers

5/1/2013 - Mariah Carey Renews Vows in Over-The-Top Disney Princess Ceremony