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2013 May
5/30/2013 - 'Cause Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout Three Sharp Dressed Men
5/30/2013 - Kill at Karaoke: Here's How to Sing Like Your Favorite Artists
5/30/2013 - These Drawings Done With Just Pencils Are So Damn Good, I Don't Even
5/30/2013 - Patrick Stewart: It's in Men's Hands to Stop Violence Against Women
5/30/2013 - Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much Weight He Almost Went Blind
5/30/2013 - Samantha Ronson Shuts Down Michael Lohan
5/30/2013 - Aw, Cute Irrelevant Pundit Thinks Women Were Built for Domesticity
5/30/2013 - Let This Be the Year of Maria Bamford
5/30/2013 - Abercrombie's Large Employees Forced to Wear Men's Clothes
5/30/2013 - Jane Lynch is Angelic in This Weird Church vs. State Breakup Ballad
5/30/2013 - Meet the Kids Who Made It To Tonight's Scripps Spelling Bee Final
5/30/2013 - Daddyblogger Controls His Boner With 'Imaginary Burqas'
5/30/2013 - Fox News Dudes Think Lady Breadwinners are 'Anti-Science' Freaks
5/30/2013 - xoVain Editors Get the Dove Treatment and Look Like They Look
5/30/2013 - Why Was Doug from
Doug
White When Everyone Else Was Multicolored?
5/30/2013 - FINALLY! Airline Institutes Fedora-Clad 'Hipster' Flight Attendants
5/30/2013 - Hospitals Hire Hand-Washing Coaches Because Staffers Are Fucking Gross
5/30/2013 - Allow Beyoncé to Guide You Through Her Magnificent, Curated Collection
5/30/2013 - Power-Hungry Men Sabotaging Women's Birth Control Is a Real Issue
5/30/2013 - Formerly 'Fat' Henry Cavill Talks Weight Loss, Leaves Shirt On
5/30/2013 - Whatever Happened to Male Charm?
5/30/2013 - Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than They Should
5/30/2013 - It's True: Lions Almost Exclusively Go to Dachshund Dentists
5/30/2013 - What Disgustingly Adorable Thing Do You Call Your Lovah?
5/30/2013 - Ke$ha Video Serves Up
Spring Breakers
Realness, for Better or Worse
5/30/2013 - Conservative Wants to 'Blacklist' Women and Musicians of Color
5/30/2013 - Jaden Smith Dressed as Iron Man to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping
5/30/2013 - El Salvador Supreme Court Denies Pregnant Woman Life-Saving Abortion
5/30/2013 - The French Finally Invent a Word for 'French Kiss'
5/30/2013 - Unemployment Can Be Deadly for Uneducated White Women
5/30/2013 - Everyone's Still Lying About Sex
5/30/2013 - Dita Von Teese Was an Adorable Blonde in High School
5/30/2013 - Researchers May Have Found Amelia Earhart's Plane for Real This Time
5/30/2013 - All That Technology in Bed Is Stressing the Sleep Out of You
5/30/2013 - Grumpy Cat Gets a Movie Deal, Is Still Pissed
5/30/2013 - Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows
Arrested Development
Comeback
5/29/2013 - 5-Year-Old Girl Reads 875 Books a Year, School Library Can't Keep Up
5/29/2013 - These Pin-Ups of the Founding Fathers Are (Surprisingly?) Sexy
5/29/2013 - Badass Undocumented Immigrant Took Her Alleged Rapist Boss to Court
5/29/2013 - Big Cats Playing in Boxes Reminds Us That Cats Are the Fucking Coolest
5/29/2013 - George Clooney Says He Didn't Hold Hands with Any Non-Keibler Women
5/29/2013 -
Two & a Half Men
Adds a Girl, Like That Will Make You Watch
5/29/2013 - Lisa Rinna Wants to Know Who Keeps Mouthbreathing on Her Phone
5/29/2013 - Introducing Prancercise, the Only Awesome Exercise You Need
5/29/2013 - Why Are Officials Linking a Meningitis Outbreak to Gay Hookup Apps?
5/29/2013 - Andrew Garfield and Peter Parker Both Know It Gets Better
5/29/2013 - Yet Another Study Finds Anti-Fat Bias Among Medical Professionals
5/29/2013 - Memoirs of a Valley Girl Malcontent
5/29/2013 - Zosia Mamet Wants You to Donate to Her $32,000 Folk Music Kickstarter
5/29/2013 - Lonely Island Teams Up with Robyn Because Robyn Improves Everything
5/29/2013 - Teens: Don't Pay for Pre-Prom Photography. You're Smarter Than That.
5/29/2013 - Let's Shop for Unmentionables and Underpinnings in 1933
5/29/2013 - Dov Charney Gets Heated About Bangladesh Disaster, Likens It to 9/11
5/29/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in Europe
5/29/2013 - Want to Be Anthony Weiner's Intern?
5/29/2013 -
Mad Men
: Megan's Shirt Is Just Like Sharon Tate's. What Does It Mean?
5/29/2013 - Old People Aren't Mad All the Time--They're Just Wrinkled
5/29/2013 - Hollywood Actresses: It's on Us to Play Full-Fledged Women
5/29/2013 - Avoiding Eating Foods to Live Forever
5/29/2013 - 10 Reasons Why Cruises Are Not Actually the Worst
5/29/2013 - Dartmouth Quick to Punish Rape Protestors Instead of Actual Rapists
5/29/2013 - Don't Have Sex With the Lady In Red, She Just Wants to Get Pregnant
5/29/2013 - Could Women Begin to 'Evolve' Out of Menopause?
5/29/2013 - More and More, Ladies Are the Family Breadwinners (And Loving It)
5/29/2013 - Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
5/29/2013 - Your Friend Ellen Page Snuggles Your Boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard
5/29/2013 - People Are For Real Paying $40 For Cronuts on Craigslist (For Real)
5/29/2013 - Let Michele Bachmann Tell You Why She's Not Seeking Reelection
5/29/2013 - Morning Dancebreak! This Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
5/29/2013 - Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras
5/28/2013 - Stare at This Pile of Kittens and Feel Happiness For the First Time
5/28/2013 - Coffee-mate Announces Unholy Marriage With the Girl Scouts
5/28/2013 - Former Pimp James Lipton Thinks People Shouldn't Pay for Sex
5/28/2013 - Facebook Finally Agrees to Block Photos That Celebrate Rape
5/28/2013 - Beyonce Slapped on the Buns Mid-Song by a Nefarious Dane
5/28/2013 - In Which Courtney Love Offers Advice to Amanda Bynes
5/28/2013 - Here Are the Least Sucky Cities for Women in the Workforce
5/28/2013 - High School Rankings Are Bullshit
5/28/2013 - This Cat Just Wants to Say Hello, Real Quick
5/28/2013 - Ohio Teens Teach Other Teens About Safe Sex, Flavored Condoms and All
5/28/2013 - Couple Arrested for Putting Kid in a Cage in the Back of Their Truck
5/28/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Don't Be 'Way Harsh,' Find Tai's Heart Shirt
5/28/2013 - Joss Whedon Reminds You Kindly That Peace is Not the Same as Happiness
5/28/2013 - Today in Florida: Woman Bashes Dude In the Head With a Garden Gnome
5/28/2013 - Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender Sites Extorting Sex Offenders
5/28/2013 - Pitbull Can't Stop Talking About (and Feeling Up) Women on
The View
5/28/2013 - Dear New Intern: Don't Be the Intern Your Fellow Interns Hate
5/28/2013 - Rutgers Won't Fire Athletic Director Accused of Emotional Abuse
5/28/2013 - Feeling Left Out of the Disgusting Cicada Plague? Check Out Cicada Cam!
5/28/2013 - Is Kim Kardashian Close to Striking a Deal with Weight Watchers?
5/28/2013 - Murder House for Sale! Would You Live in a Former Violent Crime Scene?
5/28/2013 - LA Moms' Private Facebook Group Reveals a Myriad of Baby-Raising Fears
5/28/2013 - Child-Proof Packaging Is the Next Step in Mainstreaming of Marijuana
5/28/2013 - Let's Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone
5/28/2013 - Shh: NY Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Birth Control, Abortions
5/28/2013 - Pro-Life Senator Unsurprisingly Mystified by Women
5/28/2013 -
The Bachelorette
By The Numbers
5/28/2013 - The FDA Is Limiting Your Access to the World's Best Sunscreen
5/28/2013 - CBS Host Norah O'Donnell Weirdly Doesn't Seem to Use a Computer
5/28/2013 - Jailed Pussy Riot Member Hospitalized After Hunger Strike
5/28/2013 - Surprise: Mitt Romney was a Homophobic Douche in High School (Updated)
5/28/2013 - Australian PM Julia Gillard Backs House Targaryen, Because Dragons
5/28/2013 - Here's a Gut-Churning Clip of Kelly Rowland Breaking Down On Stage
5/27/2013 - Gender Equality Groups in the UK Push to Rid Retailers of Nudie Mags
5/27/2013 - Bear, Dude, and Dog Make for an Adorably Talented Trio
5/27/2013 - Something About This Giant Stuffed Monkey Screams, 'Fun in the Sun'
5/27/2013 - Former Spelling Bee Champ Says Nerds Are Totally Mainstream Now
5/27/2013 - Meghan McCain Had to Find Out on Twitter That Her Dad Went to Syria
5/27/2013 - Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift Are Quickly Becoming BFFs, Obviously
5/27/2013 - Sheer Shirts, Sparkly Speedos:
Behind The Candelabra
's Best Fashion
5/27/2013 - Your Evening Time Capsule: Uncle Joey Was a Really Big Jerk
5/27/2013 - This Little Girl Has Clearly Won the Patriotic Sunglasses Contest
5/27/2013 - Study Suggests That Indian Matriarchs Are Making Their Kids Obese
5/27/2013 - Mellow Out with This ‘Middle-Eastern Version’ of ‘Karma Police’
5/27/2013 - Quit Trying to Make Anne Heche Happen
5/27/2013 - Really, Really Long Bouts of Exercise May Be Bad for You
5/27/2013 - Myrtle Beach Modesty Police Goes on Memorial Day Weekend Arrest Spree
5/27/2013 - Benji the Baby Capuchin’s Bath Ends in Respiratory Disillusionment
5/27/2013 - Dogs Eating Ice Cream Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
5/27/2013 - Osaka Mayor Offers Non-Apology for ‘Comfort Women’ Comments
5/27/2013 - Dolphin-Assisted Births Seem Like Questionable Life Choices
5/27/2013 - ‘Sandy Babies’ Might Not Strictly Be Sandy Babies, Say Skeptics
5/27/2013 - Internet Rejoices Over Chris Brown's Seemingly Imminent Imprisonment (Update)
5/26/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Swan Song
5/26/2013 - The Church of England May Allow Female Bishops...in Two Years
5/26/2013 - Fake Hufflepuff House Loses Its Shit When Real Badger Menaces Campus
5/26/2013 - Prosecutor Might Investigate Facebook Staff in Suicide of Italian Teen
5/26/2013 - Let's Relax While Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston Hypnotize Us
5/26/2013 - Amanda Bynes Insults Rihanna for No Good Apparent Reason
5/26/2013 - Icelanders Try to Restrict ‘Unfettered Misogyny’ of Internet Porn
5/26/2013 - Rutgers’ Brand New Athletic Director Faces Allegations of Player Abuse
5/26/2013 - So, Who Should Play Young Hillary Clinton?
5/26/2013 - Film Criticism Is a Really Nerdy Boys’ Club, Study Finds
5/26/2013 -
Fuck for Forest
Chronicles Activists’ Frustrating Naïveté (NSFW)
5/26/2013 - Public Kissers Protest PDA Warning from Turkish Subway Officials
5/26/2013 - How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your New Cicada Neighbors
5/26/2013 - Boozy Painting Classes Shut Down in Brooklyn (Update)
5/26/2013 - NYPD 'Looking Into' Amanda Bynes' Sexual Assault Allegation
5/25/2013 - Saturday Night Social: It's a Great Night To Crip Walk Off a Table
5/25/2013 - Cynthia Nixon Patiently Explains Why She's Not Pro-Christine Quinn
5/25/2013 - Abercrombie Execs Blame Decline on CEO Mike Jeffries' Bossy Boyfriend
5/25/2013 - Artsy Male Directors At Cannes Say Sexist Shit Too. Who'da Thunk?
5/25/2013 - Prince Takes A Cue From U2 In 'Fixurlifeup' Music Video
5/25/2013 - And The Children Learned The FLOTUScopter That Day
5/25/2013 - Harper Re-Releasing 1956 Coming-Of-Age Novel
Chocolates For Breakfast
5/25/2013 - Why I'm Growing Out a Massive Clown Bush
5/25/2013 - More Indian Yuppies Eschewing Arranged Marriage For Online Dating
5/25/2013 - Why Don't Toddlers Remember a Damn Thing? Asks Science
5/25/2013 - U.N. Stands Behind Woman Suing Prada Japan For Sexist Discrimination
5/25/2013 - Until Tomorrow (!) Four New Clips From
Arrested Development
5/25/2013 - Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki And It Was Pretty Dark, Unpleasant
5/24/2013 - Amanda Bynes Walks Free, Thanks to Judge Who Loved 'She's the Man'
5/24/2013 - We're In The Bathtub With Solange
5/24/2013 - Finally! Fashion Students Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
5/24/2013 - Watch Julianne Moore Talk About Her 'Toe-mageddon'
5/24/2013 - Karlie Kloss, Fine Feathered Friend
5/24/2013 - Hoarding Is Now an Official Disorder in the DSM-5
5/24/2013 - There's a Digital Detox Summer Camp for Grown-Ups
5/24/2013 - Heidi Klum: Earrings Down to Here, Dress Slit Up to There
5/24/2013 - How Do I Tell a Friend to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?
5/24/2013 - North Carolina Senate Wants to Give $250K to Crisis Pregnancy Centers
5/24/2013 - CSA Boxes Are Like Fruit Christmas Every Week
5/24/2013 - You Guys, Hanson Made a Beer Called MMMhops
5/24/2013 - Atheist Tornado Survivor Sparks Crazy-Juice Fueled Religious Debate
5/24/2013 - Kerry Washington and Michelle Obama Go Back to School
5/24/2013 - Augusten Burroughs Bucks Tradition, Writes a Decent 'Modern Love'
5/24/2013 - Haunting, Painful Images From Plastic Surgery Recovery Rooms in Korea
5/24/2013 - Elisabeth Moss Believes Jon Hamm's Ham Is a Really Big Ham
5/24/2013 - People We Wish We Hadn't Slept With
5/24/2013 - Why A Science Experiment Gone Bad Doesn't Make Me a Criminal
5/24/2013 - New Street Cart
Finally
Lets Dogs in on the Froyo Trend
5/24/2013 - Integrated Prom Is Not So Integrated -- But Trailblazing Nonetheless
5/24/2013 - Homeless Teenage Girl Graduates as Valedictorian, Is a Total Badass
5/24/2013 - Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Female Traders
5/24/2013 - Tales from the Crypt of Bed Bugs You Probably Have in Your Mattress
5/24/2013 - Six Insane 'Insights' From the Hypercompetitive Juice Industry
5/24/2013 - Behold la Chatelaine, the Versatile Device for the No-Bullshit Crafter
5/24/2013 - Indonesian Lawmakers Consider Stricter Laws Against Sexy Black Magic
5/24/2013 - Dancing, Kissing, and Public Proposing on the All-Seeing Jumbotron
5/24/2013 - Amanda Bynes Was Suicidal Before Bong-Throwing Arrest, Says 'Friend'
5/23/2013 - Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested at Her Midtown Apartment
5/23/2013 - Crusty Old Dickhead Jerry Lewis Still Doesn’t Like Female Comedians
5/23/2013 - Man Who Impersonated Neighbor to Schedule Craigslist Orgy Faces Prison
5/23/2013 - Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Turned Into Wario
5/23/2013 - Marion Cotillard’s Polish Accent Sounds German
On Purpose
, Jeez
5/23/2013 - Lots of Same-Sex Couples Raise Kids in States with Marriage Bans
5/23/2013 - For $1.5 Million You Can Sit Next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a Spaceship
5/23/2013 - James Franco May Be the Most Purple Prose-y Film Critic Ever
5/23/2013 - Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy is Looking for a Social Media Intern
5/23/2013 - C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?
5/23/2013 - Nicole Kidman's Pinned Bob: So Many Feelings
5/23/2013 - Lucille Bluth Gives Disney Princesses a Much-Needed Talking To
5/23/2013 - It's Official: Ban on Gay Boy Scouts is Over, Gay Leaders Still Not Ok
5/23/2013 - The Great Bra Washing Extravaganza
5/23/2013 - Kid Who Asked Kate Upton to Prom Gets a Hot Runner-Up Model Instead
5/23/2013 - Reality Show to Completely Devote Itself to the Virgin Fetish
5/23/2013 -
To Catch a Thief
Realness: Yet Another Jewelry Heist in Cannes
5/23/2013 - Men's Underwear Ads Want You to Know Men Aren't Just 'Pieces of Meat'
5/23/2013 - The Plus-Size Supply and Demand Problem: 'Fatkini' Sells Out Instantly
5/23/2013 -
Intervention
is Cancelled, Never to Intervene Again
5/23/2013 - Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for 'Stealing' Her Coveted Pop-Tarts
5/23/2013 - Names, Words, and Phrases Appearing in a Single NYT Story About Hair
5/23/2013 - Big Balls, Boobs, Aniston, Sudeikis:
We're the Millers
NSFW Trailer
5/23/2013 - Tudor Fashion: Pretty, But Best Not to Think About the Stench
5/23/2013 - How a Women's Libido Pill Could Actually Save Monogamy
5/23/2013 - Here's That
Girls
Porn Parody You Didn't Ask For
5/23/2013 - Milla Jovovich Hits the Red Carpet in Sapphire Gown and Indigo Nails
5/23/2013 - Your Greek Yogurt Problem Is Really a Problem
5/23/2013 - Amanda Seyfried Misses Her 'Huge, Beautiful Breasts'
5/23/2013 - Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just 'Pro-Straight'
5/23/2013 - The Complex, Challenging Life of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter
5/23/2013 - What to Do If You Meet a Racist Dog: Make a Joke About It!
5/23/2013 - In Defense of the Attention Whore
5/23/2013 - Duchess Catherine Avec Bump: Like Sunshine on a Cloudy Day
5/23/2013 - Shut It Down! Amazon's New Fan Fiction Platform Does Not Allow Porn
5/23/2013 - Sorry, Lactation Mafia: Neanderthals Breastfed for Only About a Year
5/23/2013 - Kids Finally Learn to Put a Bag on It, and Teen Birth Rates Drop
5/23/2013 - Check Out Obama's Adorable Prom Pic
5/23/2013 - Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Factory in Syria Open
5/23/2013 - Finally, a Body Scrub That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
5/23/2013 - Congress May Soon Let Us Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains
5/23/2013 - Amanda Bynes Insists Drug Den Pix Were Fake: 'Those Aren't My Toes!'
5/22/2013 - Samsung Introduces You to the Perfect Husband/Domestic Servant
5/22/2013 - Supervillain Tim Gunn Enjoys Espresso While Plotting World Domination
5/22/2013 - Who Wants a Third
Basic Instinct
with Sharon Stone as a Porn Magnate?
5/22/2013 - Pussy Rioter Opts Out of ‘Absurd’ Parole Hearing, Starts Hunger Strike
5/22/2013 - The Lonely Island Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly
5/22/2013 - West Point Sergeant Accused of Filming Female Cadets in the Shower
5/22/2013 - Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!
5/22/2013 - Courtney Love Knows What Fuels the Depraved
5/22/2013 - 'Fashion Is Incredibly Political When You're Fat,' Says Badass Blogger
5/22/2013 - Here's Your Boyfriend Joseph Gorden Levitt as
Don Jon
5/22/2013 - All Hail the World's First Menstrual Poetry Slam
5/22/2013 - Conan O'Brien Has Some Hilarious Revisions for Taylor Swift's '22'
5/22/2013 - The Five Most British Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut
5/22/2013 - Now Rihanna's Instagram Is Just Fucking With Us
5/22/2013 - Don't Stress But If You're Stressed, Men Won't Want to Fuck You
5/22/2013 - Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech to Protest School Closures
5/22/2013 - Chanel Iman: Romantic Updo and Epic Earrings
5/22/2013 - Jose Canseco Tweets Name, Number and Photo of Alleged Rape Accuser
5/22/2013 - If You Watch Only One Interpretive Dance Video Ever, This Should Be It
5/22/2013 - Let's Shop for Swimsuits in 1972
5/22/2013 - How Lindsay Lohan Managed to Fuck Up Her Leggings Business
5/22/2013 - For-Profit Companies Get Their Day in Court Over Your Whore Pills
5/22/2013 - Watch Joe Francis' Amazing, Drunk, 'Retarded' Meltdown
5/22/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Look Inside Amanda Bynes' Weird-Ass 'Drug Den'
5/22/2013 - Teen Opinion: Twitter and Instagram Are 'Rad,' Facebook 'the Pits'
5/22/2013 - Dita Von Teese: Ridiculously Ravishing in Red
5/22/2013 - Noted Perfect Person Gwyneth Paltrow Says Her New Job Is 'Perfect'
5/22/2013 - New Blood Test Could Predict, and Help Prevent, Postpartum Depression
5/22/2013 - Michelle Rodriguez: Fuck It, Ladies, Just Write Your Own Roles
5/22/2013 - Let's Reinvent the 'Don't Be a Slut' School Dress Code
5/22/2013 - Jessica Chastain Rocks Liz Taylor's Giant Gem
5/22/2013 - Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to be Women
5/22/2013 - This Wedding Had 25K Guests, But Is It Enough for Style Me Pretty?
5/22/2013 - The New Immigrants Coming for Your Job: Models
5/22/2013 - Rosario Dawson Is Sitting on a Gold Mine
5/22/2013 - The New Normal: Where Gay Couples Are Really Raising Kids
5/22/2013 - Would You Like a Free Manicure With Your Hot Pot?
5/22/2013 - Anthony Weiner's Mayoral Bid Could Be Good News for Christine Quinn
5/22/2013 - Want to Birth a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine
5/22/2013 - Here's That Hot Michele Bachmann Fantasy Sex Book You Didn't Ask For
5/22/2013 - Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes
5/21/2013 - Lingerie Football Coach Sexually Threatens Player in Fun Promo Video
5/21/2013 - The Whole Enchihuahua Was the Best Event Ever and We All Missed It
5/21/2013 - These 3D Printings of Human Faces Are Too Fucking Real
5/21/2013 - Zosia Mamet Is the Queen of Hearts
5/21/2013 - Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars
5/21/2013 - Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now a Naturalized German Citizen
5/21/2013 - Danny DeVito Is the Lively Bard of Twitter
5/21/2013 - Zoe Saldana's Shades Of Gray
5/21/2013 - Finally! A Disney Princess Story with More Black Death
5/21/2013 - OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Rescue You From Your Tower of Loneliness
5/21/2013 - Far-Right Activist Commits Suicide in Notre Dame Over Same-Sex Marriage
5/21/2013 - Anarchist Garden Gnomes Invade Fancy British Flower Show
5/21/2013 - The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Pleasing Your Man
5/21/2013 - Zooey Deschanel Goes Even Retro-er in the New She & Him Video
5/21/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Find Angelina Jolie's
Hackers
Jacket
5/21/2013 - Hilarious: What the New 'Bachelorette' Thinks of All Her Suitors
5/21/2013 - Lars von Trier's Nympho Movie Just Knocked Itself Down a Notch
5/21/2013 - Nutella Nixes World Nutella Day, Nutella Lovers Go Nuts
5/21/2013 - Good News: 1980s 'Crack Babies' Epidemic Was Hugely Overblown
5/21/2013 - Rich Parents Now Outsourcing Absolutely All Parental Duties to Nannies
5/21/2013 - Wack Courtrooms Look to Urban Dictionary for Help With Slang
5/21/2013 - Comedian Fired After Hecklers Demand She Show Her Tits and Bush
5/21/2013 - NBC News Just Got a New President and She Is a She
5/21/2013 - Recent Grads: Here's What You Should Know. Love, A Recent(ish) Grad
5/21/2013 - This Is the Perfect Response to Abercrombie & Fitch's Dumbass CEO
5/21/2013 - This Kitten Has Some Serious Superhero Moves
5/21/2013 - Victoria's Secret Nixes Mastectomy Bra Because 'It's Complicated'
5/21/2013 - Marissa Mayer Promises to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone
5/21/2013 - Airbnb Is Now Illegal in NYC, So Don't Even Bother
5/21/2013 - Amy Schumer's New Sketch Show Is Fucking Hilarious
5/21/2013 - Astronaut Sally Ride Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom
5/21/2013 - Watch This Gay Couple Bicker Over the News of Whitney Houston's Death
5/21/2013 - If You Must Think About Your Weight, Here Are 10 Things to Think
5/21/2013 - Marion Cotillard's Hair Goes All the Way Up to There
5/21/2013 - Claire Danes Continues to Cry, This Time with James Marsden
5/21/2013 - Kindly Get the Fuck Out of the Delivery Room While We're Giving Birth
5/21/2013 - Beyoncé's Leaked Single Will Send You Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
5/21/2013 - Surprise, Surprise: Hollister Discriminates Against the Disabled
5/21/2013 - Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore
5/20/2013 - Your Evening Happy Cry: Adopted Dog Cuddles His Foster Mom
5/20/2013 - 7 Children Drowned in Oklahoma Elementary School, Officials Say
5/20/2013 - Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Partial Bullshit?
5/20/2013 - Anna Camp Stars In Scariest (Fake) Movie (Trailer) of the Summer
5/20/2013 - Rihanna and Miley Cyrus Want to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging
5/20/2013 - 'U ARE ALL MINE!' Says Birthday Girl Cher, Ominously
5/20/2013 - Dude Wants to Shoot Hillary Clinton in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL
5/20/2013 - Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Slaughter
5/20/2013 - Chicago is the Latest City to Tackle Teen Pregnancy with Weird Ads
5/20/2013 - Please Leave January Jones to Be a Bitch in Peace
5/20/2013 - 'Fat Keanu' Is the Hot Story du Jour
5/20/2013 - 87-Year-Old Barkeep Fights for Her Right to Hang Bras From Ceiling
5/20/2013 - This Dog Can Feel the Love Tonight
5/20/2013 - Archie Comics' Only Openly Gay Character to Get First Published Kiss
5/20/2013 - Historic Women's Safe Haven Is Sold, Will Reopen as Cute Trendy Hotel
5/20/2013 - 'Mad Men': I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can
5/20/2013 - Women Didn't Abandon Rom-Coms, Roms-Coms Abandoned Women
5/20/2013 - We Are a Nation of Unkempt, Bedraggled Slobs, and We Look Like Crap
5/20/2013 - In Advertising, Shirtless Hunks Are the Half-Naked Hot Chicks
5/20/2013 - Teens Allegedly Gang-Raped a Girl, Posted It on Facebook
5/20/2013 - Rihanna's Topshop T-Shirt Lawsuit Could Be an Uphill Battle
5/20/2013 - Guy Leaves $1000 Tip So Server Can Take Her Dream Trip to Italy
5/20/2013 - Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors 'Worse Than Blogs'
5/20/2013 - Poor, Horny Romantics Ready to Die Can Work at the Titanic II
5/20/2013 - New York Governor Bravely Takes on the Kardashian Hydra
5/20/2013 - Florida Girl Faces Felony for Dating Female Classmate
5/20/2013 - PMS Is the Cultural Expectation of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
5/20/2013 - Nightclub Puts Two-Way Mirrors in Restroom So Guys Can Sneak a Peek
5/20/2013 - Asses Out and Buttcheek Chic: The Billboard Awards Red Carpet
5/20/2013 - Everyone's a Critic: Dogs Finally Get Their Own Version of Yelp
5/20/2013 - Lovely Uma Thurman to Play Noted Hate-Monger Anita Bryant in Biopic
5/20/2013 - 18-Year-Old Girl's Invention Could One Day Instacharge Your Phone
5/20/2013 - Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
5/19/2013 - The Bluth Family's Main Mode of Transportation Is Gonna Get a Ticket
5/19/2013 - Guess Which Disney Princess This Is
5/19/2013 - Solar Powered Cat Toys Are Cat Nip to Crazy Cat Ladies
5/19/2013 - Taylor Swift and the Many Faces of Fear
5/19/2013 - Ryan Gosling Is Completely Endearing in Latest Showbiz Anecdote
5/19/2013 - Kerry Washington Tells GW Grads All About Her Frog Years
5/19/2013 - Latest
Anchorman 2
Trailer Features Sound Advice from Brick Tamland
5/19/2013 - So Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Have Reconciled, Apparently
5/19/2013 - Lake Bell Is Optimistic About Gender Equality in Hollywood
5/19/2013 - Shetland Pony Suckles Lamb, Ushers in Era of World Peace
5/19/2013 - 2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a Long Tongue = OMG
5/19/2013 - Brooklyn Hipsters Degrade Native American Culture with Indoor Tepees
5/19/2013 - ‘Swarmageddon’ Terrifies People Who Hate Bugs, Obviously
5/19/2013 - Raise Your Hand If You Want to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon
5/19/2013 - ‘Hero Cop’ Charged with Raping Two Women at Gunpoint
5/19/2013 - Gatsby, What Gatsby?
5/19/2013 - Summer Was the Official Fuck Season for Ancient Egyptians
5/19/2013 - Booze-Free After-Prom Parties Are Still Boring, Even with Bribes
5/19/2013 - Robsten Is Dead, Long Live Stonedrew
5/18/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Ben Affleck and 'Ye West On
SNL
Season Finale
5/18/2013 - "Incel" Misogynist Wants Government To Pay Women To Date Him
5/18/2013 - The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You For Touching Yourself
5/18/2013 - Everyone's a Liar. The World Is Stitched Together With Lies.
5/18/2013 - Afghanistan Parliament Blocks Anti-Violence Against Women Law
5/18/2013 - What TV's Still Missing: Working Moms and Female Anti-Heroes
5/18/2013 - Greta Gerwig Needed Noah Baumbach's Validation To Write
Frances Ha
5/18/2013 - Sweet Baby Jesus, Don't Let The Cronut Become The New Cupcake
5/18/2013 - Oh Look, Bey and Jay Borrowed Don Draper's Car
5/18/2013 - Disney Exec Defends
Brave
Princess Merida's Makeover
5/18/2013 - Craigslist Khaleesi Seeks Robb Stark To Bang On Iron Throne
5/18/2013 - Mansplained: Don't Have a Preventative Mastectomy Just 'Cuz Angie Did
5/18/2013 - Enjoy Your Watermelon, Kitten With Flattest Face Ever
5/18/2013 - Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape. Pause For Lack of Reaction.
5/17/2013 - Adam Sandler Says His Maid Rubbed Poison Ivy All Over Him
5/17/2013 - Donald Trump Tries to Understand Youths, Lil Jon
5/17/2013 - Beyoncé's Pregnant: The Five Things You'll Hear for the Next 9 Months
5/17/2013 - Kerry Looks So Very Good It's Scandalous
5/17/2013 - Berlusconi's Hired Stripper Wore Obama Mask at His 'Bunga Bunga' Parties
5/17/2013 - Volunteering for the Hunger Games? Don't Forget the CoverGirl Lipgloss
5/17/2013 - The Teen TV Guide to Getting Emancipated From Your Parents
5/17/2013 - If Your Boyfriend Tells You Your Vagina Is Repulsive, BREAK UP WITH HIM
5/17/2013 - Michelle Obama Debuts Side Swept Bangs Because Benghazi
5/17/2013 - Yale Faces $100K+ Punishment for Underreporting Sexual Assaults
5/17/2013 - Blake Lively's Giant Diamond Ring Is Really, Really Distracting
5/17/2013 - Mesmerizing: Watch This 'Drag Race' Contestant Turn Into Nicki Minaj
5/17/2013 - How to Wear A&F While Fat, as Demonstrated by Jerry From 'Parks & Rec'
5/17/2013 - Beyoncé Is Officially Pregnant
5/17/2013 - Coincidence? Jewel Heist in Cannes During
Bling Ring
Screening
5/17/2013 - Here's Wine to Enjoy Whilst High and/or During Your Next Pony Party
5/17/2013 - The 10 Most ModCloth Items at ModCloth
5/17/2013 - James Franco Reviews
Gatsby
, Is Reminded of Fingerbanging
5/17/2013 - Williamsburg's New Urban Outfitters Will Offer Upscale Food From Hell
5/17/2013 - These Pics Taken by a Chimp Are Worth More Than Anything on Instagram
5/17/2013 - La Toya Jackson Is Dangerously Clueless Around a Gas Stove
5/17/2013 -
Tatler
Puts Cart Ahead of Horse to Get That Royal Baby Special
5/17/2013 - 'Never Nude' Is Actually a Real Condition
5/17/2013 - Your Favorite Stores Aren't Signing the Bangladesh Safety Act
5/17/2013 - Emma Watson Wore Blingy Earrings to the
Bling Ring
Premiere
5/17/2013 - American Culture Is Fascinated With the 'Other Side' of the Porn Industry
5/17/2013 - Kanye West Completely Unamused by SNL Promo
5/17/2013 - Chiropractor Cracking Backs Is the Most Uncomfortable Thing Ever
5/17/2013 - Suspension of 31 Kids for Twerking Is Upheld by School Board
5/17/2013 - Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts
5/16/2013 - Kid Safety Manual Will Make You Never Want to Go Outside Again
5/16/2013 - Idiotic Article Says Girls Hate
Game of Thrones
Because Ew, Gross
5/16/2013 - The Kids Rocking Out in Cars Supercut We Didn't Know We Always Needed
5/16/2013 - GOP Congressman Links Abortions to School Shootings (For Real)
5/16/2013 - Farrah Abraham Wants to Tell You About What's Been in Her Butt
5/16/2013 - Paris Hilton's Hair Curler Rudely Snubs 'Bling Ring' Movie Premiere
5/16/2013 - TLC Is Looking for 'Fabulous' Funeral Females for a Reality Show
5/16/2013 - Charles Ramsey Video Game Lets You Throw Hamburgers at Ariel Castro
5/16/2013 - Here's That Chris Brown App You Certainly Never Asked For
5/16/2013 - Pregnant Teen Photos Banned From Yearbook Because 'Abstinence'
5/16/2013 - Your Purse is Grosser Than a Toilet Seat
5/16/2013 - What to Expect When You're Expecting to Cohabitate
5/16/2013 - Let's Talk About Sleeping in Your Makeup
5/16/2013 - The CW Needs a Teenage Samantha Jones ASAP
5/16/2013 - Rihanna's Masturbation Message for the Masses
5/16/2013 - NPR Retracts Insights on 'Perky' Kirsten Gillibrand's 'Girlie Voice'
5/16/2013 - This Lipgloss Ad Is Speaking to Your Vagina
5/16/2013 - How to Deal With Expensive Gifts From Your Friends
5/16/2013 - Insert Tobias Fünke Into Your Most Precious Memories
5/16/2013 - Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Fake
5/16/2013 - CW Turns Mary Queen of Scots' Blood-Soaked Story into Sexy Teen Drama
5/16/2013 - Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue Victims of Car Crash
5/16/2013 - Diddy Has Actually Been On "Downtown" Abbey Since the Beginning
5/16/2013 - Worked Up About Teens and Plan B? Here's What the Kids Actually Think.
5/16/2013 - Celebrities Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like That
5/16/2013 - Go Ahead and Love Your Body -- if You're 'Feminine' Enough, That Is
5/16/2013 - Raises Fuel National Prosperity, So Go Get Yours
5/16/2013 - Cute as Hell Doberman and Lamb Are Fresh New Take on Odd Couple
5/16/2013 - Woman Enters Stylish Unborn Fetus in Beauty Pageant
5/16/2013 - The Gorgeous Gowns of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
5/16/2013 - Smoke Weed and Be Skinny: The Stoner Diet Plan
5/16/2013 - Nude Painting of Bea Arthur Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]
5/16/2013 - Swole Bros Love Capitalism, But Puny Guys Are Willing to Share
5/16/2013 - How to Tell If a Lady Will Hump You, Based On the Book She's Reading
5/16/2013 -
Scandal
BINGO Cards, Just in Time for the Season Finale
5/16/2013 - Missoula Cops Promise to Start Taking Sexual Assault Cases Seriously
5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: The Gatsby Gentlemen
5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Julianne Moore, Paz Vega, Isla Fisher
5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Ziyi Zhang, Naomie Harris, Victoria Hervey
5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Solange
5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Georgia Jagger, Freida Pinto, Fan Bing Bing
5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Bai Ling, Cara Delevinge, Lana Del Rey
5/16/2013 - Cannes Opening Ceremony: Cindy Crawford, Carey Mulligan, Nicole Kidman
5/16/2013 - Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of
Allure
5/15/2013 - Isabella Rossellini Dressed as a Hamster, Talking About Eating Babies
5/15/2013 - Are Lady-Owned Stores the Best Kind of Stores?
5/15/2013 - Lunatic
Kitchen Nightmares
Boss Singing Meow Mix Theme Is Mesmerizing
5/15/2013 - One of Taylor Swift's Genius Fans Tried to Swim to Her New Mansion
5/15/2013 - Kristen Chenoweth Escapes Reality With Sleep Just Like Us
5/15/2013 - Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Make Wedding Cakes for Gay Couples
5/15/2013 - Angelina's Cancer Gene Is Actually Patented by a Company
5/15/2013 - Chrissy Teigen, You Are Ignorant and Know Nothing About 'Sluts'
5/15/2013 - Big-Time Female Exec Buys 85 Broads (The Company, Not Actual Women)
5/15/2013 - Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Swear as Much as I Want
5/15/2013 - New App Makes Boycotting Bad Businesses That Much Easier
5/15/2013 - Don't Let Wannabe Governor Ken Cuccinelli Photobomb Your Uterus
5/15/2013 - Charming! Chris Pine & Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Headed
Into the Woods
5/15/2013 - Millennial Guys Aren't So Sure About This Whole 'Leaning In' Thing
5/15/2013 - Let's Shop for Jem and the Holograms Dolls in 1986
5/15/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Farrah Is One Delusional Bitch
5/15/2013 - Don't Want to Get Raped? Just Don't Drink, Says Hong Kong Official
5/15/2013 - New Zealand's Nonsense War on Cats Continues Apace
5/15/2013 - An Open Letter to Angelina Jolie
5/15/2013 -
The Great Catsby
Is the Gatsby We Want to See
5/15/2013 - Kelly Rowland Sings About Abusive Relationship, 'Bittersweet' Beyoncé
5/15/2013 - Muslim Women Like Having Sex, and Halal Lube Is a Thing That Exists
5/15/2013 - Watch Taylor Swift Try to 'Act' in Her
New Girl
Cameo
5/15/2013 - Oh God: Another Military Sex Assault Case, This Time With Pimping
5/15/2013 - Women Live Longer than Men Because of Our Feminazi Immune Systems
5/15/2013 - Disney Pulls Sexy Merida Makeover After Public Backlash
5/15/2013 - Here's Rebel Wilson's New 'Anti-Sex-and-the-City' TV Show
5/15/2013 - Women Are Natural-Born Stalkers, and That Can Be a Good Thing
5/15/2013 - Best Thing You'll See Today: Town Sponsors Amputee Veteran's Wedding
5/15/2013 - Just Look at Prince Harry Swinging in Harlem
5/15/2013 - Cleveland Kidnapping Suspect Treated Women Like 'Prisoners of War'
5/15/2013 - Leno's Gas Pump Karaoke Couple Continue to Insist They're Legit
5/15/2013 - Professional Network LinkedIn Not a Fan of World's Oldest Profession
5/15/2013 - Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also Having Her Ovaries Removed
5/14/2013 - This Kitten Looks Like Us After One Too Many White Russians
5/14/2013 - These Sloth Watercolors Are the Cutest Watercolors Ever
5/14/2013 - Get a Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Tomorrow at Yankee Stadium
5/14/2013 - Dita Von Teese Sells Her Car on eBay Using Sexxxy Photos
5/14/2013 - The New Catching Fire Poster Is Pretty Badass
5/14/2013 - Be Advised: Howard Stern Never Tried His Own Jizz
5/14/2013 - This $2000 Groupon Buys You Access to Private Goop Crap With Gwyneth
5/14/2013 - Christine Quinn Speaks Out About Her Eating Disorder
5/14/2013 - Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Nick Carraway
5/14/2013 - Nightmares About Your Partner? They Actually Affect Your Relationship
5/14/2013 - Watch These Horrid Restaurateurs Have a Total Facebook Meltdown
5/14/2013 - Internship Horror Story: The One With The Amorous Witch Boss
5/14/2013 - 5 Reasons Ruth Bader Ginsburg Wishes
Roe v. Wade
Had Gone Differently
5/14/2013 - No One Wanted to Make Judy Blume's Movie, Because Everyone's Stupid
5/14/2013 - Possibly-Knocked-Up Beyoncé Cancels Mrs. Carter Tour Date
5/14/2013 - Mindy Kaling Only Makes Out With White Guys on
The Mindy Project
5/14/2013 - What Working Moms Really Need Are Wives
5/14/2013 - What Makes a Great Book Cover?
5/14/2013 - Shiny. Happy. Zooey.
5/14/2013 - A Standing Ovation for Angelina Jolie
5/14/2013 - Please, Television Writers: Stop Making Romantic Things Happen in Elevators
5/14/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like This Ponytail Tutorial Model
5/14/2013 - Spring Break Forever: Here's James Franco's
As I Lay Dying
Trailer
5/14/2013 - 90% of Americans Don't Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
5/14/2013 - Lucy Liu: 'People See Sandra Bullock In a Romantic Comedy, But Not Me'
5/14/2013 - Stop Being Nice All the Time and Start Embracing Your Inner Bitch
5/14/2013 - Lea Michele's Hot House Flower Power
5/14/2013 - NYC Playground Battle: Bikinis vs. Babies
5/14/2013 - You
Can
Repeat the Past: 1974
Gatsby
Remixed With 2013 Tunes
5/14/2013 - Rich People Hire Disabled Tour Guides So They Can Cut Lines at Disney
5/14/2013 - Osaka Mayor Says Comfort Women Were Necessary Evil For 'Rough Men'
5/14/2013 - Governor Christie Bestows Prince Harry With America's Greatest Gift
5/14/2013 - Joe Biden Gives Child's Adorable Gun Proposal a Written Endorsement
5/14/2013 - R.I.P. Stefon: Bill Hader Is Leaving
Saturday Night Live
5/14/2013 - Mindy Kaling Totally Blue It
5/14/2013 - Inspired by Angelina, CNN Anchor Reveals Her Own Impending Mastectomy
5/14/2013 -
How I Met Your Mother
Finally Reveals the Mother
5/14/2013 - 4th Grader Makes Award-Winning Documentary About Gross School Lunches
5/14/2013 - Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever
5/14/2013 - Angelina Jolie Reveals She Recently Underwent Double Mastectomy
5/13/2013 - Wilson Phillips'
Hold On
Dubbed by Dudes Is Weirdly Glorious
5/13/2013 - This Is Not a Piñata, This Is a Real Donkey
5/13/2013 - Selena Gomez and Her (Basically) Identical Twin Mom
5/13/2013 - Minnesota About to Become 12th State to Legalize Marriage Equality
5/13/2013 - ABC Picks Up Three Women-Created Pilots for Fall
5/13/2013 - Nick Lachey Made a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Jessica Simpson's Dad
5/13/2013 - Game of Boners: This Is Torture Porn
5/13/2013 - Kylie Jenner Fell Asleep While Reading, No Watching, 'The Great Gatsby'
5/13/2013 - Teen Wants to Get Marathon Bomber's Tweet Tattooed on Herself
5/13/2013 - How to Become a Domestic Goddess Blogger in Time For Summer
5/13/2013 - Women Are Still Not in the Movies, But At Least They're Getting Sexier
5/13/2013 - Corgi Finds Silverware Very Unnatural and Wrong
5/13/2013 - Nicki Minaj Is So Excited to Be on Teen Vogue's Cover Her Face Hurts
5/13/2013 - Thoughts Had While Watching Models Make Dinner
5/13/2013 - U.N. Says We Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat More Bugs
5/13/2013 - Why, Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Should Definitely Open Her Own Restaurant
5/13/2013 - My Little Pony Spinoff: Teenage Horse-Girls With Manes. And Hands.
5/13/2013 - Male Babysitters Are the Answer to All the World's Problems
5/13/2013 - Listen to Author Dan Brown's Terrible Song About Phone Sex
5/13/2013 - Cleveland Kidnap Suspect's Brothers Released, Say He's a 'Monster'
5/13/2013 - Here's Why 'Real Beauty' Advertising Campaigns Are Garbage
5/13/2013 - NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of Barbara Walters as a Playboy Bunny
5/13/2013 - Crazy Expensive In Vitro Burger Sounds Weird, Tastes 'Reasonably Good'
5/13/2013 - Woman Won't Stop Singing Whitney Houston, Causes Emergency Landing
5/13/2013 - 19 People Shot at Terrifying Mother's Day Parade
5/13/2013 - Here's What it Would Look Like if Disney Princesses Went to the Prom
5/13/2013 - How to Spiral After Getting Waitlisted at Your First-Choice College
5/13/2013 - Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston in Nifty Shades and Gray
5/13/2013 - Accused Rapist Cab Driver Wants You to Know He's a Stand-Up Guy
5/13/2013 - Oreo's Weird New Commercial Will Lull You Into a Twee Coma
5/13/2013 - Pinterest Insecurity: 42% of Moms Report Mason Jar Stress Dreams
5/13/2013 - Woman Reads Her Awesome Teen Zine, Will Inspire Flashbacks of Your Own
5/13/2013 - Watch Cops Break Down Accused Cleveland Kidnapper Ariel Castro's Door
5/13/2013 - Beyoncé Pregnant With Beybey No. 2 Because the Rumor Mill Says So
5/13/2013 - New
Arrested Development
Trailer Has Us Ready to Blue Ourselves
5/12/2013 - Happy Mother's Day to Julia the Pig (and Her Eight Adorable Piglets)
5/12/2013 - How Much Money Do You Spend Replacing Lost Makeup Each Year?
5/12/2013 - Japanese Cafe Brilliantly Tops Dessert With Larger Dessert
5/12/2013 - Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About the Women They Admire
5/12/2013 - Mindy Kaling and Amy Poehler Are About to Do Shots Together
5/12/2013 - Cheetah Cubs Are Clearly the Most Grateful Mother's Day Revelers
5/12/2013 - Real-Life Jeff Winger Lawyer Billed Client for That Time They Had Sex
5/12/2013 - Newtown Task Force Decides to Build New School at Old Sandy Hook Site
5/12/2013 - Your Official Last-Minute Guide to Last-Minute Mother’s Day Gifts
5/12/2013 - Meet the Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over the Plan B Debate
5/12/2013 - Raw Milk Debate Has Maybe United Rural Conservatives, Urban Liberals
5/12/2013 - Here’s Your Primer on the (Civil War) History of Mother’s Day
5/12/2013 - NBC Cancels
The New Normal
After One Measly Season
5/12/2013 - Breaking: There's One Instance Where It's Actually OK to be Kinda Fat — If You're a Dude
5/12/2013 - Richard Branson Serves Juice on the Airline of Your Nightmares
5/12/2013 - Baz Luhrmann Wants Everyone to Get Wasted, Enjoy a ‘Summer of Gatsby’
5/12/2013 - Moms Don’t ‘Opt Out’ of Work Because They’re Super Wealthy
5/12/2013 - Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of 'Restraint' in Roe v. Wade Ruling
5/12/2013 - Kate McKinnon Played Kristen Wiig's Implacable Mother on
SNL
5/12/2013 - Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids with Goblin Murals, Apparently
5/11/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Kristen Wiig's Prodigal Return To
SNL
!
5/11/2013 - Your Evening Cry: 5-Year-Old Girl's Birthday Present From Photographer Mom
5/11/2013 - White Girls Club Just "Got Out Of Hand," Says Oblivious Mom of Racist
5/11/2013 - How Many Bone$ Should You Be Dropping On Mother's Day?
5/11/2013 - Pakistan's Female Voters Struggle To Make It To The Polls Today
5/11/2013 - See You At The Peach Pit! Donna Martin Graduated 20 Years Ago
5/11/2013 - A Primer on What Sex Does (And Doesn't) Do To Your Vagina and Butthole
5/11/2013 - Queen Elizabeth II Is Only Happy When She Reigns
5/11/2013 - Ugh, Disney Gave
Brave's
Merida A Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover
5/11/2013 - Aretha Franklin's Cool With Jennifer Hudson As Potential Biopic Star
5/11/2013 - Malcolm Shabazz, Malcolm X's Grandson, Was Murdered In Mexico
5/11/2013 - Just Let This Pomeranian Have That Sausage, For Christ's Sake
5/11/2013 - Suri Cruise's Clothing Line Is Our Fearsome New Reality
5/10/2013 - American Idol Is Replacing All Four of Its Judges (with Corn on the Cob!)
5/10/2013 - Quvenzhané Wallis Continues to be Amazing
5/10/2013 - Maisie Williams Gives Hope to Arya/Gendry Shippers Everywhere
5/10/2013 - Paula Patton's New Rom-Com has Great Name That is Not a Bad Pun
5/10/2013 - New Today Show Castmember Can't Be Bleat
5/10/2013 - In Which I Try My Hardest to Defend the Recently Canceled
Whitney
5/10/2013 - Sports Illustrated Loves Models. Female Athletes? Not So Much
5/10/2013 - An Open Letter to White Male Comedians
5/10/2013 - Read This Hilariously Bad Jen Aniston Profile and 'Contemplate' Shit
5/10/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Dress Like Sasha Obama on Easter
5/10/2013 - Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: Kim and Kanye Are Hunting Houses
5/10/2013 - This Is What Happens When 'School Resource Officers' Handle Discipline
5/10/2013 - Must See: Neither Carey Mulligan Nor Stephen Colbert Have Read
Gatsby
5/10/2013 - Drive Your Mom Wild With These Mom-Pleasing Tips
5/10/2013 - Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With 'Occupy Dreamhouse' Protest
5/10/2013 - Insanely Talented Two-Year-Old Ice Skates Into Our Hearts
5/10/2013 - This Thong Literally Gets Up In There and Polishes Your Pearl [NSFW]
5/10/2013 - Open Call: Your Internship Horror Stories
5/10/2013 - In Which George Clooney and Sandy Bullock Go to Space and Maybe Die
5/10/2013 - Yes, Indeed, Kate Upton Is on The Cover of Vogue
5/10/2013 - Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It On Correctly, Dammit
5/10/2013 - Cheerleaders Display Biblical Verses on Banners Because America
5/10/2013 - Watch This Fed-Up Kid's Classroom Outburst and Feel Lots of Feelings
5/10/2013 - Goodbye Tiffany, Hello Arya: Strong Girl Names Are Taking Over
5/10/2013 - You Won't Find These Mother's Day Cards at the Supermarket
5/10/2013 - Why Do Fashion People Needlessly Drop the 'S' From Words?
5/10/2013 - A
Great Gatsby
Book Report by a Kid Who Only Saw the Movie
5/10/2013 - Rescue in Cleveland: Does Charles Ramsey's Past Make Him Less Heroic?
5/10/2013 -
Time
's Me Me Me Generation Is, Aptly, the Internet's New Favorite Meme
5/10/2013 - Woman Rescued From Bangladesh Rubble After Two Weeks
5/10/2013 - Your Morning (Happy) Cry: Surprise Pregnancy Announcement Supercut
5/10/2013 - Fake Freckles Will Make You Look Forever Young and Fertile
5/10/2013 - Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime
5/9/2013 - Happy Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut
5/9/2013 - Nathan Fillion Holding a Baby Browncoat
5/9/2013 - Enrico Colantoni (Keith Mars!) Is In for the New
Veronica Mars
Movie
5/9/2013 - This Cat Diary Is the Best (Only?) Cat Diary
5/9/2013 - Dude Duplicates Himself to Perform an Amazing Beyoncé Medley
5/9/2013 - Ryan Gosling Cereal Vines Are the Best Vines to Ever Be Vined
5/9/2013 - Cool Plan Alert! Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty Are Now Roommates
5/9/2013 - David Hasselhoff: Hey Guys, Just Checking In
5/9/2013 - After a Lady-Centric Season, Fox Gets Bro-Friendly
5/9/2013 - It's Time We Gave Avril Lavigne an Intervention
5/9/2013 - University of Montana Pinky Swears To Properly Handle Sexual Assault
5/9/2013 - Aunt Viv From 'Fresh Prince' Is Your New Favorite Celebrity Mess
5/9/2013 - New Chanel Mini-Movie Features Keira Knightley, No References to Nazis
5/9/2013 - Boyz II Men Are Back to Make Love to You (In an Old Navy Commercial)
5/9/2013 - 'Working Families Flexibility Act' Is a Crap Deal for Working Families
5/9/2013 - The 10 Awesomest Things About Shonda Rhimes
5/9/2013 - Let's Shop For Blouses in the 1920s
5/9/2013 - Why You Should Never, Ever Trust Tom Hanks Under Any Circumstance
5/9/2013 - Hyperbole and a Half Returns and Totally Nails It
5/9/2013 - Irritable Male Syndrome: Wherein Dudes Feel All the Feelings
5/9/2013 - Pantsless Madonna Climbed Up The Temple of Dendur to See Kanye
5/9/2013 - Wine Expert: Angelina and Brad's Rosé Is 'Pretty' and Tastes Like Pez
5/9/2013 - Meet the Woman Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
5/9/2013 - Must I Change The Sheets Between Lovahs?
5/9/2013 - Here Are the Two Swank Dudes Martha Stewart Met on Match.com
5/9/2013 - Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It On a Horse, NBD
5/9/2013 - People of Wisconsin: Stop Thinking That Sunbathers Are Corpses
5/9/2013 - Here's a Hilariously Bad Horror Movie About Feminism Gone Wrong
5/9/2013 - The
New Girl
Storyline That Made Network Honchos Skeptical
5/9/2013 - Interracial Lesbian Love and Adopted Kids:
The Fosters
Is One to Watch
5/9/2013 - By the Numbers: The Kardashians Have Collectively Lost 431 Pounds
5/9/2013 - Ariel Castro's 2004 Suicide Note: 'I'm a Sexual Predator. I Need Help.'
5/9/2013 - Check Out This Bookstore's Amusing Take on Women's Studies
5/9/2013 - That Was Quick: Feds to Investigate Occidental for Sexual Assault
5/9/2013 - Baby Demonstrates Your Brain on Ice Cream -- and It's Insane
5/9/2013 - Get That Shot Before You Suck That Dick
5/9/2013 - The Best Body Armor Won't Do Your Boobs Any Favors
5/9/2013 - Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up
5/8/2013 - Queen Latifah Is a Total Bunhead
5/8/2013 - Police Report for Cleveland Kidnappings Released, Obviously It's Awful
5/8/2013 - Are Wild Bunnies the Most Magical Bunnies?
5/8/2013 - Are 'Push Presents' for New Moms Really a Thing?
5/8/2013 - Robb Stark Is Your New Prince Charming in Disney's Live-Action Cinderella
5/8/2013 - Ice Cream Bread Might Be World's Most Complete Meal
5/8/2013 - Today, Seth Rogen Suffered a Whimsical Injury
5/8/2013 - Writing The Next Great American Woman's Novel
5/8/2013 - A Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand Could Be Opening Near You
5/8/2013 - An Annotated Guide to the Best and Worst Places in the World for Moms
5/8/2013 -
Us
Magazine's Kardashian Paparazzi Pix Are Not Really Paparazzi Pix
5/8/2013 - Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get You Laid
5/8/2013 - Security at White House Correspondents' Dinner Was Maybe a Tad Racist
5/8/2013 - Robin Roberts Is the Most Trusted News Anchor Because Robin Roberts
5/8/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
5/8/2013 - The Secret to a Happy Marriage Might Just Be Living Apart
5/8/2013 -
Vogue
Crops Kim Kardashian Out of Its Met Ball Slideshow
5/8/2013 - The Best Advice on How to Get a Trophy Wife
5/8/2013 - 105-Year-Old Woman May Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
5/8/2013 - Horror in Cleveland: Why the Warning Signs Went Ignored
5/8/2013 - Why Are Women DIY Entrepreneurs Called 'Hobbyists'?
5/8/2013 - John Krasinski Lip Synching Teenage Dream Will Make You Drop an Egg
5/8/2013 - Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Avoid IRL Contact With the Peasant Class
5/8/2013 - Kristen Wiig's Giddy SNL Promos Make It Feel Like She Never Left
5/8/2013 - Egyptian Women Taking Up Martial Arts, Learning to Kick Ass
5/8/2013 - A History of Rihanna's Chronic Inability to Start a Show on Time
5/8/2013 - All Hail Pretty-in-Pink Princess -- Nay, Queen! -- Jinkx Monsoon
5/8/2013 -
100 Things a Teen Age Girl Wants to Know
Is a Hilarious Artifact
5/8/2013 - Watch Oprah Go Southern and Slap Someone in
The Butler
Trailer
5/8/2013 - College Bros Looking for Love? This 10-Year-Old in a Tux Has Some Tips
5/8/2013 - Cleveland Kidnap Suspect Allegedly Beat Ex-Wife, Abducted His Own Kids
5/8/2013 - Khloe Kardashian Is Sick of the Tabloids' Unsolicited Uterus Updates
5/8/2013 - Let These Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Puppies Fill You With Hope
5/7/2013 - Miranda Kerr Is as Pretty as a 1920s Bouquet at
Gatsby
Screening
5/7/2013 - Human Trainwreck Mark Sanford Defeats Elizabeth Colbert Busch :(
5/7/2013 - Police Visit Cleveland Horror House Many Times, Fail to Note Horrors
5/7/2013 - New Molestation Allegations Surface Against Michael Jackson
5/7/2013 - Delaware Is the 11th State to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage
5/7/2013 - Ryan Seacrest Offers Us a Glimpse Inside His Mind
5/7/2013 - Pat Robertson, Shaved Ewok, Says 'Homosexuals Can Change'
5/7/2013 - Why Aren't There Any Photos of Michelle Knight?
5/7/2013 - Suggested Scents for Perfumed Men's Briefs
5/7/2013 - Bill Clinton: Leave Hillary ALONE (Sob)
5/7/2013 - The Good, the Bad, the Fucked-Up and the Insanely Ugly of the Met Gala
5/7/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Wins the Internet With This Met Gala Photobomb GIF
5/7/2013 - The World Is Safe From Joe Francis
5/7/2013 - Dress Your Guinea Pig for Every Occasion!
5/7/2013 - Everything We Know About the Three Kidnapped Cleveland Women
5/7/2013 - Surprise, Surprise: Google Made the Sweetest Mother's Day Ad Ever
5/7/2013 - Kerry Washington Finally Got A Major Ladymag Cover
5/7/2013 - Get Excited for
Mistresses
, Your New Favorite Sex-n-Trash TV Show
5/7/2013 - Fat Cat Crushes Box, Becomes Fat Hero
5/7/2013 - Female 'Purity' Is Bullshit
5/7/2013 - How to Tell If a Toy Is for Boys or for Girls
5/7/2013 - You and Your Dog Are Sharing Skin Bugs and It's Gross
5/7/2013 - 'Worse Than AIDS' Gonorrhea Strain Is Not, in Fact, Worse Than AIDS
5/7/2013 - Raising Three Kids Is Rough, But Four Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
5/7/2013 - Experts Aren't Psyched About New DSM
5/7/2013 - What's the Difference Between a Sex Tape and a Porno?
5/7/2013 - Warhol Was Wrong: Once You Get Famous, You Stay Famous (Mostly)
5/7/2013 - Even the Government Wants You to Stop Tanning
5/7/2013 - Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in Need of a Man
5/7/2013 - Chris Christie Probably Got Lap-Band Surgery So You'll Vote For Him
5/7/2013 - George Takei Saying 'Assholes' in Gay Marriage PSA Will Make Your Day
5/7/2013 - Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford
5/7/2013 - Listen to Kidnapped Woman's Harrowing 911 Call: I'm here. I'm free now.
5/6/2013 - Air Force's Sex Assault Prevention Chief Charged With Sex Assault
5/6/2013 - Your Evening Cry: People Helping People Will Warm Your Cold Heart
5/6/2013 - Puke: Your iPhone Is Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat
5/6/2013 - Men With Guitars Simultaneously Repulsive and Attractive (but Mainly Attractive)
5/6/2013 - Lauryn Hill Gets Three Months in Jail for Tax Evasion
5/6/2013 - Tara Reid Leads a Life of Intrigue
5/6/2013 - Here's Tan Mom's First Single (Sorry)
5/6/2013 - Meet 'Frotox,' Botox's Allegedly Kinder and Gentler Younger Sister
5/6/2013 - Some Sex Offenders Have No Problem Getting Gun Permits
5/6/2013 - Game of Boners: So Much for Your Happy Ending
5/6/2013 - Let's Shop for Shoes in the 1940s
5/6/2013 - The Choose Your Own Adventure Guide to Dealing With a Breakup
5/6/2013 - The Lead in Your Favorite Lipstick Is Even Worse Than You Think
5/6/2013 - Mika Brzezinski Has an Eating Disorder, Paid Her Friend to Lose Weight
5/6/2013 - 'Mad Men': All Don's Mergers
5/6/2013 - Amazing 15-Year-Old Girl Will Probably Be The First Astronaut On Mars
5/6/2013 - Wesleyan's Tour de Franzia Meltdown Reaches Ridiculous New Levels
5/6/2013 - Dude With World's Biggest Dick Releases Pop Song About His Big Dick
5/6/2013 - Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly from Its Website
5/6/2013 - The Flowers, Fowl Feathers and Fierce Frippery of the Kentucky Derby
5/6/2013 - Former Komen CEO Celebrated Disastrous Year With $684,717 Salary
5/6/2013 - Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool
5/6/2013 - This Is What Happens If You Question CrossFit's 'Tough Titsday' Class
5/6/2013 - Finally, You Guys: A Friendly Plus-Size Store for Men
5/6/2013 - The Joy of Tax-Free Online Shopping Is Under Government Threat
5/6/2013 - Middle School Sucks, Even If You're Ireland Baldwin
5/6/2013 - NRA Convention Featured Pink Guns, Bra Holsters for the Ladies
5/6/2013 - Iranian Cleric Blames Impending Earthquake on Women’s Clothes
5/6/2013 - This
New Girl
Auto-Tune Is Amazing
5/6/2013 - Behold: Astounding Camo and Hot Pink Gowns at Mama June's Wedding
5/5/2013 - Elizabeth Colbert Busch Endorsed by S.C. Paper That Endorsed Mittens
5/5/2013 - Jamaica Kincaid Says People Only Say She’s Angry Because She’s Black
5/5/2013 - Rihanna and This Dead-Eyed Child Commiserate About Boredom
5/5/2013 - Tapir Won't Listen to Other Animals' Advice About Avoiding Extinction
5/5/2013 - Betty Draper: Ice Cream Monster, Grace Kelly Clone, or Dark Horse?
5/5/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Enjoy the Meteor Shower...If You Dare
5/5/2013 - N.C. Democratic Chairman Compares GOP Efforts to Rape, Regrets Nothing
5/5/2013 - Shirtless Supes Abound in the
True Blood
Season Six Trailer
5/5/2013 - Gillian Anderson Would Rather Her Daughter Not Chase After Men
5/5/2013 - Saudi Arabia Will Actually Let Girls in Private School Play Sports
5/5/2013 - Amanda Bynes Indulges in More Twitter Oversharing About Her Nose Job
5/5/2013 - A New Generation Delights in Fancy Hats
5/5/2013 - Gloria Swanson Insisted on Being Pawed by a Lion, Like a Badass
5/5/2013 - Texting While Driving Isn’t Just Stupid Behavior, It’s an Epidemic
5/5/2013 - Participation in Team Sports May Stop Girls from Becoming Mean Bullies
5/5/2013 - Theater Geeks & Anorexic Alpha Bitches: Summer at Performing Arts Camp
5/5/2013 - Zach Galifianakis Lost the Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest Badly
5/5/2013 - Pit Bulls Get Good PR After Pit Bull Saves Woman from House Fire
5/5/2013 - Harper Lee Sues Slimy Agent Over
To Kill a Mockingbird
Copyright
5/5/2013 - Break Out the Sketti Because Mama June Is Getting Married Today
5/4/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Zach Galifianakis Is Hungover On
SNL
5/4/2013 - Ad-Rock's Sweet, G-Rated (!) Speech At Adam Yauch Park Dedication
5/4/2013 - Hey Men: Here's How
Not
To Try To Fuck a Woman You Work With
5/4/2013 - Female Architects Hella Snubbed By $100,000 Pritzker Prize Committee
5/4/2013 - Almost Nobody Can Tell a $28 Haircut From a $600 Haircut. Try It!
5/4/2013 - Women Who Run Are Horrible Fat Wildebeests, Says Swole Bro Trainer
5/4/2013 - Is The Cast of VH1's TLC Biopic Crazy, Sexy, Cool Enough?
5/4/2013 - Your Six Favorite New Pop Songs to Get Ready to This Saturday Night
5/4/2013 - Dubai Women Are Wearing Bumpits Under Hijabs: 'Camel Humps'
5/4/2013 - We're All Fraidy Cats of Office Gossip And Missing Mentor Opportunities
5/4/2013 - NJ Middle School Makes Straps on Semi-Formal Dresses Mandatory
5/4/2013 - Tired Duckling Trying to Stay Awake Just May Be The Ultimate Squee
5/4/2013 - Simon Cowell Told Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat For
X-Factor
5/3/2013 - Lindsay Lohan is 'Happy' in Rehab, Says Totally Credible Source Dina Lohan
5/3/2013 - Watch Vanessa Hudgens' New Music Video Called, Wait for It, '$$$ex'
5/3/2013 - Obama, Warren Buffett and Bill Clinton Keep High-Fiving Each Other on the Internet
5/3/2013 - Strictly Orthodox Rabbis Start Modesty Hotline Because Whores
5/3/2013 - Adorable Sea Lion Pups Wander on Shore, Kind of Hate It
5/3/2013 - Survey Finds Women Just Love the Summer More Because They're Women
5/3/2013 - Now There's an App for Creepy Wannabe Pick-Up Artists
5/3/2013 - Abercrombie Doesn't Want Gross Fat People Wearing Their Clothes
5/3/2013 - Worth It: A Curling Iron Without a Clamp
5/3/2013 - Artist Draws Superheroines as Young Girls Imagine Them (Fully Clothed)
5/3/2013 - Dead Rats Being Sold as 'Lamb' in China
5/3/2013 - Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like 'Death Becomes Her' Prop
5/3/2013 - Map Your Birth Control Costs
5/3/2013 - Paul Feig Wrote a Hilarious Argument on Why Men Aren't Funny
5/3/2013 - Watch Amanda Bynes Acting Like Amanda Bynes on the Elliptical
5/3/2013 - See New Footage of Stephen Sprouse's Very First Show
5/3/2013 - Don Draper Is Not a Monster -- He’s Just a Rotten Asshole
5/3/2013 - Apparently 100% of Instagram Users Have an Eating Disorder
5/3/2013 - Wise Teens Turn #Followateen Movement Into #Followanadult
5/3/2013 - Maybe Shipping's Free? $50k Dolce & Gabbana Dress Being Sold Online
5/3/2013 - Making Connections: Ladies Who Get Internet Access Get Married
5/3/2013 - 'Girl Most Likely' or the Time Kristen Wiig Boned Blaine from Glee
5/3/2013 - You Can Now Have Your Sexts Made Into Contemporary Art
5/3/2013 - Assata Shakur Becomes the First Woman Added to FBI's Most Wanted List
5/3/2013 - Another Day, Another Stunning Look for Lieutenant Uhura
5/3/2013 - A 'Dear John' Letter From My Boobs
5/3/2013 - Antoine Dodson, Openly Gay Internet Star, Says He’s No Longer Gay
5/3/2013 - Mobile Dating App Brings Out the Crazy in Dudes
5/3/2013 - Vibrator Races in Vegas Prove That People in Vegas Are Bored
5/3/2013 - UK Women Under 50 Diagnosed with Breast Cancer in Record Numbers
5/3/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Spends 2 Minutes in Rehab and Then Flees
5/2/2013 - Firefighters Save Adorable Baby Fox, Adorably Want to Keep It
5/2/2013 - Ryan Gosling Smirks as Martial Arts Instructors Show Him Some Moves
5/2/2013 - Bon Jovi and Chris Christie Have a Friendly New Jersey Staring Contest
5/2/2013 - Jane Fonda's Fitness-Powered Houses Will Make You Feel Like a Hamster
5/2/2013 - At Long Last, Porn Is Getting Its Very Own Academic Journal
5/2/2013 - Here's the Mortifying Dash-Cam Footage of Reese Witherspoon's Arrest
5/2/2013 - Warren Buffett Is In the House
5/2/2013 - Have You Seen Urban Outfitters' All-White 'Fly Girls'?
5/2/2013 - Occidental College Finally Addresses Persistent Rape Problem
5/2/2013 - Breaking: Millennials Want Nice Things But Don't Want to Work For Them
5/2/2013 - Here Are Janelle Monáe and Erykah Badu in the Most Stylish Video EVER
5/2/2013 - Say Goodbye to Dr. Google Paranoia With Sherpaa
5/2/2013 - Is There Any Such Thing As a 'Good' Way to Get Dumped?
5/2/2013 - Retta Talks Race, Typecasting and Her Version of Loud & Obnoxious
5/2/2013 - Miley Cyrus Poses Topless For V
5/2/2013 - Instagram Adds 'Photos of You', So You Can Tag Your Brunchmates Now
5/2/2013 - Crisis Pregnancy Centers Want to 'Save' Black Babies
5/2/2013 - Mayor Bloomberg Can't Take Margz Away From Rapper Awkwafina
5/2/2013 - The 12 Ways We Are Amanda Knox
5/2/2013 - Rich People Horribly Confused By 'Punk'-Themed Met Ball
5/2/2013 - Let's Shop for Jeans in the 1970s
5/2/2013 - That Tucker Max Play Is Actually an Awesome High-Art Parody
5/2/2013 - Antibiotic 'Protects' Men From Sneaky Hot Women. Thanks, Scientists!
5/2/2013 - The Great Gatsby Red Carpet Was the Bee's Knees
5/2/2013 - Funny or Die’s ‘Gang Rape’ Landing Page Is Slathered in Velveeta
5/2/2013 - Dozens of High School Students Suspended For Twerking
5/2/2013 - Doctors Aren't Mean to Fat Patients, They're Just Nicer to Thin Ones
5/2/2013 - Alexis Bledel and Saoirse Ronan Are Assassin BFFs in
Violet and Daisy
5/2/2013 - Fox News Says Middle School Anti-Bullying Class Is 'Lesbian Role Play'
5/2/2013 - Reese Witherspoon's Classy as Hell Apology for That Drunk Driving Mess
5/2/2013 - Lady Rats Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Lady Rat Parts
5/2/2013 - Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now with Extra Poop!
5/2/2013 - Amanda Bynes' Nipple Can't Stand Ugly People
5/1/2013 - Your Nightly Frustration Report: Plan B Ruling Faces Appeal
5/1/2013 - Shady Polling Group Asks Smear Questions About Elizabeth Colbert Busch
5/1/2013 - Your Old Friend Jennifer Aniston Is Only Mildly Excited to See You
5/1/2013 - Ireland Has Made Some (Very) Minor Improvements in Its Abortion Laws
5/1/2013 - Someone Tried To Give Rapper Danny Brown An Unwanted Blow Job On Stage
5/1/2013 - Amber Rose's Last-Minute C-Section Was 'Terrifying'
5/1/2013 - Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Hug
5/1/2013 - Zach Galifianakis Has Beautiful Nail Art in the New SNL Promos
5/1/2013 - What to Bring to Rehab
5/1/2013 - NYC School Is First to Go All Vegetarian, All the Time
5/1/2013 - Impassioned Email From a Sorority Sister: NO SEX ON THE RED COUCH
5/1/2013 - Here Are Two Inspiring Pregnancy Discrimination Case Victories
5/1/2013 - Here's Downton Abbey's First Black Character
5/1/2013 - It's Time to Ask All the Questions You Ever Had About Morning TV
5/1/2013 - Check Out These Adorbs Photos of Toddlers Holding Their 'First Rifles'
5/1/2013 - New Zealand Rejects Kind of Weird and Really Weird Baby Names Alike
5/1/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Amanda Bynes Is Not Crazy, Says Amanda Bynes
5/1/2013 - Amanda Knox's First TV Interview Is Heavy on the Slut-Shaming
5/1/2013 - Pretend You've Never Had a Period With Tampax's New 'Radiant' Line
5/1/2013 - I'm a Black Woman and I Just Want a Damn BB Cream
5/1/2013 - Ireland Baldwin Is Not Her Mom: 'I Have a Booty, She Has a Thigh Gap'
5/1/2013 - Indiana Planned Parenthood May Close Due to Lack of Drinking Fountain
5/1/2013 - Tucker Max on Broadway Is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea
5/1/2013 - Science Embarks on Noble Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
5/1/2013 -
Top Of The Morning
's Brian Stelter Will Be Here Today
5/1/2013 - This Stupid Mountain Dew Commercial Is Causing a Racial Uproar [UPDATED]
5/1/2013 - Deceitful Makeup Company May Have To Pay For Its LIES
5/1/2013 - Palace Kitchen Is Just Like Downton, Says Former Royal Carrot-Peeler
5/1/2013 - FDA: You Can Buy Plan B Over-the-Counter, But You Must Be 15 or Older
5/1/2013 - ‘Buddy Cup’ Turns Friendly Toast Into Excellent Stalking Opportunity
5/1/2013 - Yahoo Does Something Smart, Doubles Paid Maternity Leave
5/1/2013 - Starbucks Customers Narrowly Avoid Rubbing-Alcohol Screwdrivers
5/1/2013 - Mariah Carey Renews Vows in Over-The-Top Disney Princess Ceremony