3/31/2013 - Watch Your Back, Bunnicula: It's Lazarus, the Vampire Cat

3/31/2013 - The GZA Teaches High School Kids to Embrace Science

3/31/2013 - Cyclist Rising Star Peter Sagan Grabs Woman's Ass, but Who Really Cares?

3/31/2013 - Poor Bo Obama, Humiliated on Easter

3/31/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Who'd You Rather?

3/31/2013 - Danny Boyle Would Like to See Women Get Better Movie Roles, Please

3/31/2013 - The Proud Cinematic Tradition of Bunnies, Both Easter and Otherwise

3/31/2013 - Consumers Believe That Candy Stamped with a Green Label Is Somehow Healthy Candy

3/31/2013 - Cat Marnell Reportedly Landed a Huge Book Deal with Simon & Schuster

3/31/2013 - A Spirited Game of Footsie

3/31/2013 - True Blood Is Bringing the Crazy Back for Season Six

3/31/2013 - New Jersey May Become the Latest State to Ban ‘Gay Conversion’ Therapy

3/31/2013 - Shakespeare Was Kind of a Greedy Asshole, Argue Judgey Academics

3/31/2013 - At Long Last, Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy Get Together

3/31/2013 - The Easter Bunny’s Reign of Terror Continues Unabated

3/31/2013 - Awful New York Times Obit for Rocket Scientist Rhapsodizes About Her Beef Stroganoff

3/31/2013 - Yet Another Author Says That Women Can’t Lean In Because They’re Too Busy Undermining Each Other

3/31/2013 - Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Poker Face Is Completely Inscrutable

3/31/2013 - Freddie Mercury Once Disguised Princess Diana as a Dude and Snuck Her Into a Gay Bar for the 80iest Night on Record

3/31/2013 - Mega-Boobs and Snow Zombies: Your Last-Minute Game of Thrones FAQ

3/30/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Céline Dion's Heart Goes On To Turn 45 Today

3/30/2013 - Women's Sports Clubs Will Be Authorized in Saudi Arabia

3/30/2013 - The Importance of a Thigh School Education

3/30/2013 - Princeton University Mom Stands By Her 'MRS Degree' Op-Ed

3/30/2013 - NOO: TIME's Grumpy Cat Photo Shoot Copycatted Bullett's Lil Bub Photo Shoot

3/30/2013 - And Now, Aaron Eckhart and Gerard Butler's Prom Picture

3/30/2013 - Popular 'Jew In The Box' Exhibition At Berlin's Jewish Museum Unsurprisingly Elicits Controversy

3/30/2013 - What's The Monsanto Protection Act And Why Is It All Over Facebook?

3/30/2013 - Your Afternoon Cry: Photographer Hauntingly Documents Late Wife's Battle With Breast Cancer

3/30/2013 - And Now, A Game Of Thrones Supercut Called Game of Fucks

3/30/2013 - Yay! Massachusetts Library Cat Can Stay (Buck Up, Allergic Kids)

3/30/2013 - Black Baroness May Join Whitewashed Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

3/30/2013 - 12-Year-Old South Bronx Girl Reads 300 Books A Year

3/30/2013 - Madonna's Homeless, Alcoholic Brother: 'We Never Loved Each Other'

3/30/2013 - 'I Have Something Special to Show You' and Other Ways to Ruin a One Night Stand

3/29/2013 - Kendall and Kylie Jenner Want You to Stop Calling Kim Kardashian Fat, You Dummies

3/29/2013 - Boy George Instructs Public to Not Take Him So Seriously! Jeez!

3/29/2013 - Snooki Has Some Great and Totally Unsolicited Advice for Katy Perry

3/29/2013 - The Night Belongs to Pearl Bailey

3/29/2013 - Can We Talk About How Kat Dennings Is Doing Lipton Tea Commercials?

3/29/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

3/29/2013 - Dear Millennials: You're OK. You'll Survive. Really.

3/29/2013 - March Madness Sweet Sixteen Revealed: Tupac and Biggie Got That China White

3/29/2013 - Karen Elson Thinks Fashion Needs More Feminism

3/29/2013 - Don't Die a Virgin or the Terrorists Will Get Ya

3/29/2013 - Why Aren't Asian Actors Getting Leading Roles in Hollywood?

3/29/2013 - Want Olivia Pope's Style? Get Tips From Scandal's Costume Designer

3/29/2013 - Jesus Saves (on Easter Candy and Plastic Grass)

3/29/2013 - Don't Call People Fat in Front of Your Kids Unless You Really Want to Screw Them Up

3/29/2013 - Helena Christensen Writes Rant in Defense of Pregnant Kim Kardashian

3/29/2013 - Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Went Out Last Night

3/29/2013 - One Million NYC Workers Will Finally Get Paid Sick Leave

3/29/2013 - How to Remove Gross Makeup Stains and Eliminate Marijuana Stench

3/29/2013 - Amy Poehler Interviewing Her Hero Is the Most Heartwarming Thing You'll See All Day

3/29/2013 - Princeton Alum Tells Female Students They're Doomed Unless They Find a Princeton Prince and Get Their MRS

3/29/2013 - Watch Soledad O'Brien's On-Air Farewell

3/29/2013 - Horrid Congressman Threatens Tribal Council With Violence at Hearing for Abused Women Services

3/29/2013 - What Is the Germiest Part of Your Kitchen?

3/29/2013 - Dashing Dudes and Dresses That Make No Sense at the G.I. Joe Premiere

3/29/2013 - The Right-Wing Disinformation Campaign Against Victoria's Secret

3/29/2013 - Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Getting His Own Variety Show

3/29/2013 - Watch the Weirdest GoT Mashup Yet: How Khaleesi Got Her Dragons Back

3/29/2013 - All Hell Breaks Loose After Pope Washes Women's Feet

3/29/2013 - There's More to the Sandberg Publicist 'Cat Fight' Than Meets the Eye

3/29/2013 - This Kansas Bill to Quarantine HIV-Positive People Is Beyond Fucking Words

3/29/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer Lawrence

3/28/2013 - First Look at Jewel Twanging It Up as June Carter Cash

3/28/2013 - Pianist Playing The Walking Dead Theme Is Better Than All of Season Three

3/28/2013 - Willie Nelson on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Guy I Didn't Like

3/28/2013 - Juicy Couture Prints 'Manufactured in Glamorous USA' on Clothing, Forgets to Remove 'Made in Vietnam' Tags

3/28/2013 - Comment of the Day: Don't Be an Asshole

3/28/2013 - Rick Ross Says He Obviously Wasn't Rapping About Rape, Because He Didn't Specifically Call It 'Rape'

3/28/2013 - Amanda Bynes Will Sue You for Making Fun of the Absurd Internet Statements She Calls 'Tweets'

3/28/2013 - Baby Gorilla Insists on Custom Faux Fur Vests, Shockingly Not from Rachel Zoe's Line

3/28/2013 - Towson University Says Its Unofficial 'White Student Union' Is Protected By Free Speech

3/28/2013 - Quit Your Job and Apply to Be a Professional Sleeper ASAP

3/28/2013 - I Learned About Feminism From American Girl's Felicity

3/28/2013 - Game Developers Association Throws Party with Sexy Dancing Ladies, Because Tech Is Super Welcoming to Women

3/28/2013 - March Madness Day 8: I Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit

3/28/2013 - The Art of Footwear: 31 Weird Shoes You Won't Believe

3/28/2013 - Barbara Walters to Announce Retirement?

3/28/2013 - If I Admit That 'Hating Men' Is a Thing, Will You Stop Turning It Into a Self-Fulfilling Prophecy?

3/28/2013 - Pregnant Hospital Worker Forced to Take Unpaid Leave Because She Couldn't Lift 50-Pound Bags of Trash

3/28/2013 - Bow Down To Beyoncé's New Vogue Cover

3/28/2013 - Regardless of Our Own Success, Nearly Half of American Women Fear Becoming Bag Ladies

3/28/2013 - Woman Gives Birth to 15 Pound Kid via Vaginal Delivery, God Bless Her

3/28/2013 - Evangelicals Think They're the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)

3/28/2013 - Insane 'White Student Union' Patrols Campus in Face of Perceived 'Black Crime Wave'

3/28/2013 - Sarah Palin Is Still Important and Relevant, Says Sarah Palin

3/28/2013 - Underwear Companies Vying to Sheathe Jon Hamm's Manhood

3/28/2013 - Is 'Drunkorexia' Really a Thing? Meh.

3/28/2013 - Pretty Dresses and Befeathered Shoes at The Host Premiere

3/28/2013 - Listen, Dudes: You Don't Need a $3,500 Proposal Service

3/28/2013 - Wal-Mart Wants You to Deliver Its Products Because 'Crowd-Sourcing' is Awesome, Right?

3/28/2013 - Everything About Duck Penises Is Interesting

3/28/2013 - My Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All a Million Years Old

3/28/2013 - John Edwards' Daughter Talks About Her Dad's Affair For the First Time

3/28/2013 - Smart and Attractive John Legend Thinks All Men Should Be Feminists

3/28/2013 - Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan Bond During Paparazzi Bitchfest

3/27/2013 - Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Peep-Infused Vodka

3/27/2013 - Sea Lion Pup Max Relaxing at Five-Star Hotel

3/27/2013 - Sylvia Plath Wrote a Children's Book and It's Delightful

3/27/2013 - Comment of the Day: Lady Petraeus

3/27/2013 - Ashley Judd Says She's 'Regretfully' Not Running for Senate

3/27/2013 - Kristin Chenoweth Vainly Shouts Into The Abyss

3/27/2013 - What's Up With All These Unfeminist Nail Polish Names?

3/27/2013 - A Woman Is Burned Alive in the New Yeah Yeah Yeahs Video

3/27/2013 - New ABC Pilot Involves Mother-Daughter Detectives

3/27/2013 - Happy Hump Day!

3/27/2013 - So, Uh, What's the Supreme Court Doing About Gay Marriage? An Idiot's Guide

3/27/2013 - Ten Questions for Jon Hamm's Penis

3/27/2013 - March Madness Day 7: I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Bracket

3/27/2013 - Anderson Cooper to Replace Matt Lauer on 'Today'?

3/27/2013 - 'Dancing with the Stars' Was Cool for Three Minutes Last Night, Thanks to Icona Pop

3/27/2013 - In an Attempt to Stop Being a Massive Sausage-Fest, BBC Launches 'Expert Woman Database'

3/27/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: A Dubious and Fucked-Up Guide to Celebrity Eating Disorders

3/27/2013 - Kate Middleton Wearing This Dress Almost Sank the Company That Made It

3/27/2013 - The Ryan Lochte Reality Show Looks AMAZING (If You Like Amphibious Sex Idiots)

3/27/2013 - Oscar Pistorius Has Crazed, Die-Hard, Victim-Blaming Female Fans

3/27/2013 - 10 Things I Learned from Veronica Mars

3/27/2013 - TV Writers' Rooms Are Getting Slightly More Diverse But JK Not Really

3/27/2013 - The 'Dirty Girls' Turned Out Just Fine

3/27/2013 - The Problem With White Dolls

3/27/2013 - David Petraeus Is Super Sorry About That Whole Cheating Thing

3/27/2013 - Puppies Are Terrible at Adult Dog Things

3/27/2013 - Heads-Up, Hollywood: Not Every Gay Character Needs to Be Defined by Their Sexuality

3/27/2013 - Fat Substance Abuser Rush Limbaugh Calls Lesbians Fat Substance Abusers

3/27/2013 - Biology Teacher Faces Investigation for Use Of Word 'Vagina' in Anatomy Lesson

3/27/2013 - Justin Bieber Terrorizes Gated Community With Fast Cars and Dionysian Rituals

3/26/2013 - These Vintage Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (and Fairly Creepy)

3/26/2013 - Patient/Possibly Annoyed Dog Holds Bottle for Adorable Little Lamb

3/26/2013 - What if Blossom and Six Were Girls? (Starring Jenna Von Oy!)

3/26/2013 - The Golden Girls' Sophia Petrillo Perfectly Explains Marriage Equality

3/26/2013 - Comment of the Day: Fuck It All

3/26/2013 - Ryan Gosling Might Be Playing Oscar Pistorius in an Entirely Too-Soon Movie

3/26/2013 - 'Equality Rox,' Says Courtney Love

3/26/2013 - A Fake Dire Wolf Puppy Is Still Probably Way Cooler Than Your Boring, Regular Puppy

3/26/2013 - Fearing Morning Show Espionage, NBC Forbid Ann Curry from Tweeting Well Wishes to Robin Roberts

3/26/2013 - Jerk Journalist Doesn't Give a Shit About Standards, Writes About Sasha and Malia's Spring Break

3/26/2013 - Watching a Ton of TV Will Make Kids Have Slightly More (But Not All That Many) Behavioral Problems

3/26/2013 - Why Do 'Teen Mom' Stars Keep Getting Pregnant?

3/26/2013 - Rick Ross Casually Raps a Rape Joke

3/26/2013 - The New Great Gatsby Trailer: 'I Wish It Could Always Be Like This'

3/26/2013 - Julia Pierson Will Be the Secret Service's First Female Director

3/26/2013 - Inside the Twisted Mind of Buzz Bissinger, Straight Male Shopaholic

3/26/2013 - March Madness Day 6: Wanna Know What Comes Between Us and Our Calvins?

3/26/2013 - Fifty Shades of Making It Rain at Random House: E.L. James Is Singlehandedly Saving the Publishing Industry

3/26/2013 - Black Henna Dye Might Cause 'Oozing Lesions' on Some Gullible Tourists

3/26/2013 - Oscar de la Renta Disses Michelle Obama's Style

3/26/2013 - I Can't Wait For Your Bachelorette Party!

3/26/2013 - Gabby Giffords' Husband Rescues Baby Sea Lion, Is the Cory Booker of the West

3/26/2013 - Worst Hat Trick Ever: North Dakota Governor Signs Three Anti-Choice Bills

3/26/2013 - Chief Justice John Roberts’ Lesbian Cousin and Her Partner Are Attending the Prop. 8 Hearings

3/26/2013 - Women on Corporate Boards Are Better Decision Makers, More Likely to Disrupt the Old White Dude Circle Jerk

3/26/2013 - Bill Gates Is Holding a Condom Contest

3/26/2013 - 1970s Bloomingdales Was a 'Sexual Meeting Ground'

3/26/2013 - Kate Upton Tells Gillette’s Razor Bro That She Prefers Her Men Hairless and Seal-Like

3/26/2013 - No One 'Has It All' — Not Even Men — Because Work Sucks. The End.

3/26/2013 - Social Isolation Might Be a Factor in Your Untimely Death

3/26/2013 - Canadian Lawmaker Tells Girl She'll 'Make a Wonderful Wife for Somebody Someday'

3/26/2013 - New Online Safety PSA Warns Girls to Not Share Sexy Pics

3/26/2013 - There's Lots of Love Outside the Supreme Court Today as Justices Hear Prop 8 Arguments

3/26/2013 - Italian Supreme Court Orders a Retrial for Amanda Knox

3/26/2013 - Carrie Bradshaw 1.0 Slams Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 For Slamming Carrie Bradshaw 3.0

3/25/2013 - Baby Polar Bear Melts Our Hearts Like Climate Change Melts So Many Glaciers

3/25/2013 - Meet Manterest, the Pinterest For Dudes

3/25/2013 - David Beckham's Tattoo Says 'Rich White Guy Loves Protein Shakes' in English

3/25/2013 - Approval For Same-Sex Marriage Skyrockets in Just Six Years

3/25/2013 - Comment of the Day: Asking For It

3/25/2013 - Prince Harry Is Coming Back to America. Kindly Do Not Photograph His Penis This Time.

3/25/2013 - Little Girl Romps in a Magical Meadow with a Pack of Adoring German Shepherds

3/25/2013 - Seth Meyers Has Come Up With The Ultimate Heist

3/25/2013 - Which Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Drinks the Most? Hint: It's Not Kim Richards

3/25/2013 - 5-Year-Old Girl Discovers New Species Of Dinosaur; Scientists Name It After Her

3/25/2013 - Here Is An Hermès T-Shirt That Costs $91,500

3/25/2013 - The Nine Hottest Reasons Why It's Not Hot to Make 'Hot' Lists

3/25/2013 - Women Take Over #safetytipsforladies and Make It 100 Times Better

3/25/2013 - Super Dad Brad Pitt Will Save Us All in World War Z

3/25/2013 - French Regional Government Considers Sex Surrogates for the Disabled Amid Concerns of Legalized Prostitution

3/25/2013 - If Only These Super Short Prada Candy Ads Directed by Wes Anderson Were Longer!

3/25/2013 - Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Parody of a Tragedy

3/25/2013 - If Lindsay Lohan Stars in a Movie Directed by the ShamWow Guy and No One Sees It, Does It Really Exist?

3/25/2013 - Nice Try, Kid, But Kate Upton's Probs Too Busy to Go to Your Prom

3/25/2013 - Adorable Kid Detective Agency Has the Best Flyer Ever

3/25/2013 - In a Room Full of Naked Koreans, Margaret Cho's Body Is an Unwelcome Sight

3/25/2013 - Lena Dunham's Short Film-Commercial for Rachel Antonoff Is Pretty Cute

3/25/2013 - March Madness Day 5: Of Princes and Cosby Sweaters

3/25/2013 - China's First Lady Wears a Black Trench Coat, Everyone Goes Nuts for Black Trench Coats

3/25/2013 - Like a Horror Movie Franchise, the Amanda Knox Legal Saga Might Get an Over-the-Top Third Installment

3/25/2013 - The Kids' Choice Awards Red Carpet Is the Most Fun Red Carpet of the Year

3/25/2013 - Indie Designer Claims Yoko Ono Stole Her Ideas

3/25/2013 - Lesley Stahl Has a Hard Time Saying 'Pussy' During 60 Minutes Interview With Pussy Riot Members

3/25/2013 - Financial Firm Wants Fewer Women's Toilets in Its Manhattan Office

3/25/2013 - Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Cancelled Wedding on the Cheap

3/25/2013 - JetBlue Passenger Accused of Groping Sleeping Woman's Thigh Defends Himself: 'It's Not Like I Grabbed Your Tits'

3/25/2013 - One-Man Acapella Cover of 'Thriller' Will Pretty Much Blow Your Mind

3/25/2013 - If You Wanna Be a Spice Girl, You Gotta Go on Their Reality Show

3/25/2013 - Labor Attorneys Agree: The Adria Richards Firing Will Be Hard to Defend

3/25/2013 - Never, Ever Dress a Child in This 'Future Bride' Onesie

3/25/2013 - Helen Mirren Scolds Sam Mendes For Dude-Laden Thank You Speech

3/24/2013 - Here's an Incredibly Stoked Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Jeopardy in 1997

3/24/2013 - Meet the Fresh Pup of Bel Air

3/24/2013 - Mississippi Politician Found Shot to Death at Home of Former Lawmaker

3/24/2013 - Steubenville Police Video Shows Students Describing Night of Rape

3/24/2013 - Ke$ha and Her Little Brother Mad Hatter It Up

3/24/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: The Vocal Stylings of Kristin Chenoweth

3/24/2013 - Woman 'Addicted to Tea' Drinks So Much Tea That All Her Teeth Fall Out and Her Bones Go Crazy

3/24/2013 - Gloria Steinem Doesn’t Care for Real Housewives, Seems Mildly Entertained by Girls

3/24/2013 - Vancouver Women Complains That Museum’s ‘Whale Bone Porn’ Is Tickling Too Many Moby Dicks

3/24/2013 - Oh Look! A Reasonably-Sized Mannequin for Real Human Women

3/24/2013 - Clash of the Thightans

3/24/2013 - Lena Dunham Speaketh the Truth: Talking About Your Dog in Polite Company Is Just Bad Manners

3/24/2013 - Stupid Study About Hair Color Suggests That Men Want to Marry Women with Serious Brown Hair

3/24/2013 - ‘Grandma Got STEM’ Challenges the Stereotype of Technologically Hapless Old People

3/24/2013 - Baby River Otter Eeps Its Way Through First Check-up

3/24/2013 - Somewhere in Southern California, Your Host Marc Summers Is Laughing Maniacally

3/24/2013 - Internet Weddings Will Probably Be Bad for Rom-Coms, Personal Hygiene

3/24/2013 - Portland Women’s Soccer Team Pulls ‘Feelin’ Thorny?’ T-Shirts After Outcries of Sexism

3/24/2013 - Willa Cather’s Ghost Is Probably Pissed That Willa Cather’s Letters Are Being Published

3/24/2013 - Dennis and Kimberly Quaid Signed Their Divorce Papers a Little Too Hastily

3/24/2013 - What Lies Ahead for the Steubenville Rapists

3/23/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Welcome To Mr. G's Room

3/23/2013 - Saudi Arabian Female Driving Activist Manal al-Sharif Calls John Kerry's Visit Useless

3/23/2013 - Your Afternoon Cry: Best 10-Year-Old Boy Ever Rescues Cat From Bullies

3/23/2013 - Oh Hi Dirty Muscles!

3/23/2013 - Labeling Diseases By Gender Is Literally Hurting Everyone

3/23/2013 - Lululemon Is Asking Customers To Bend Over To Prove Their Yoga Pants Are Really That Sheer

3/23/2013 - Unauthorized Ford Ads Show Berlusconi And Bound, Gagged 'Bunga-Bunga' Girls

3/23/2013 - Man Engaged To My Little Pony Twilight Sparkle Defends Her Honor On The Internet

3/23/2013 - Young Tunisian Woman Committed To Psych Ward After Posting Topless FEMEN Shots Online

3/23/2013 - The Social Media Guide to Ruining Your Relationship

3/23/2013 - If A Bunch of Animals Can Smile, So Can You (Right?)

3/23/2013 - Complex Writer Totes Bummed About 40 Hottest Women In Tech Slideshow

3/23/2013 - North Dakota Senate Passes 'Personhood' Amendment, Forgets Women Are People

3/23/2013 - Sick of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Yet? Yeah, Me Neither

3/23/2013 - Aunt Viv From Fresh Prince Writes Utterly Batshit Letter To Wendy Williams

3/22/2013 - Ashley Greene Loses Her Beloved Dog in Condo Fire

3/22/2013 - Vagina Murder Gate: The Tweet That Launched 1,000 Quips

3/22/2013 - It’s Not Just Pretty White Girls Who Sext, But You’d Never Guess That From the Media

3/22/2013 - Urology Clinic Offers March Madness Deal on Vasectomies, Throws in a Free Pizza

3/22/2013 - New Report Suggests Women Don't Have the Ballin' Investment Portfolios (or Crushing Debt) Men Have

3/22/2013 - 25 Burning Questions I Have About Vagina Murder

3/22/2013 - Happy Endings Is the Best Sitcom on TV and No One Is Watching It

3/22/2013 - Women Profiled in 'Feminist Housewives' Piece Say 'New York' Misquoted and Misrepresented Them

3/22/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

3/22/2013 - Producers Seek 'Quick-Tempered Coquette' for the Jodi Arias Movie

3/22/2013 - March Madness Day 4: The One With the Rachel

3/22/2013 - Watch a Kickass 13-Year-Old Girl Bench Press 240 Lbs. and Grin About It

3/22/2013 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

3/22/2013 - Former French President in Trouble for Possibly Exploiting Demented L'Oreal Heiress

3/22/2013 - Kate Upton Cannot Specifically Recall Doing A Vogue Cover Shoot Recently

3/22/2013 - Mass Effect 3 Writer: More People Should Be Creating Complex Female Video Game Characters

3/22/2013 - Kate Middleton Hangs With Cub Scouts, Roasts Entrails Snacks Over Open Fire

3/22/2013 - Just Shut the Fuck Up About Kim Kardashian's Weight

3/22/2013 - Cherry Blossom Nails: Because Even Your Fingers Are Craving Spring

3/22/2013 - Cheesecake, the Stoic Capybara, Faces Threat From Puppies

3/22/2013 - Douchey Nebraska Political Consultant Fired for Calling Legislator a ‘Cunt’ on Facebook

3/22/2013 - Queens-Based Spelling Wunderkind Has One Last Shot at the National Bee

3/22/2013 - Sane Republicans Exist, and They Need to Make Their Party See the Rainbow Writing on the Wall

3/22/2013 - Smith College Rejects Transgender Applicant Thanks to Shitty Admissions Policies

3/22/2013 - Singapore Government Uses 'Fairytales' to Chide Women About Biological Clocks

3/22/2013 - You Can Pry My Salt from My Cold Dead Hands (And You'll Probably Have to)

3/22/2013 - When Women Have More Control Over Bearing Children, Their Lives Are Obviously Way Better

3/22/2013 - Starbucks Says If You're Not Down With Marriage Equality, Sell Your Stocks

3/22/2013 - Jessica Alba Side-Eyes Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP

3/22/2013 - Amanda Bynes Tweets 'I Want Drake to Murder My Vagina'

3/22/2013 - Portia and Ellen DeGeneres Are Ridiculously Adorable

3/21/2013 - World's Raddest Dog Adorably Photobombs Craigslist Ad

3/21/2013 - Your Evening Cry: How We Wish History Had Gone Down

3/21/2013 - Michele Bachmann Claims Obamacare Will 'Literally' Kill Women, Is Literally an Idiot

3/21/2013 - Comment of the Day: Love and Marriage

3/21/2013 - Gwyneth Paltrow's 'Spring Essentials' Wardrobe Totals Over $450,000

3/21/2013 - Princesses Go Wild When Spring Breakers Gets the Disney Treatment

3/21/2013 - Rainn Wilson Supports Lululemon Because Even Horse Meat Looks Good In Yoga Pants

3/21/2013 - Woman in Tech Tweets About Sexist Dudes in Tech. Dude Gets Fired. Internet Meltdown Ensues.

3/21/2013 - Why (and How) Did Justin Timberlake Turn His Back on His Curly-Haired Roots?

3/21/2013 - Science Blogger Reveals She’s Woman, Shocks Science Bros Everywhere

3/21/2013 - Will Everyone Please Eat Gluten? Please? Because You Are Literally Killing Me, Kind Of

3/21/2013 - Finally, a Tumblr That Says What You're Thinking About Plus-Size Clothes

3/21/2013 - Why Spoilers Drive Us Crazy

3/21/2013 - i-D Spoofs Sassy's Dopey Fashion Poses With Cara Delevingne

3/21/2013 - March Madness Day 3: Like, For Sure Donna Martin Graduates

3/21/2013 - Joe Jonas Sex Tape to Ejaculate All Over the Internet (Updated)

3/21/2013 - Retail Shoppers Are Making Fewer Impulse Purchases in the Checkout Line Thanks to ‘Mobile Blinders’

3/21/2013 - Ladies Be Moody: The Sad Sack Women of Anti-Depressant Commercials

3/21/2013 - Barbara Mikulski Is Just the Kind of Political Badass the Senate Needed

3/21/2013 - Will Beyoncé's H&M Collection Be Made in Sweatshops?

3/21/2013 - How Single-Sex Workplaces Are Feeding Rape Culture

3/21/2013 - Really Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Hair at the Mad Men Premiere

3/21/2013 - Former Prima Ballerina Alleges the Bolshoi Is a High-End Escort Service for Mega-Wealthy Russians

3/21/2013 - Literature Trends Show That No One Wants to Feel Anything But Scared

3/21/2013 - This Seven-Year-Old Professional Sand Castle Builder Is the Shit

3/21/2013 - How to Be a Great Wingwoman

3/21/2013 - CVS Punishes Fat Employees, As If That Will Magically Make Them Skinny

3/21/2013 - 'Feminist Housewife' Writer Lisa Miller Is Trying to Make 'Lean Out' Happen

3/21/2013 - Woman Lives Out Revenge Fantasy, Shames Cheating Partner With a Big-Ass Billboard

3/21/2013 - Australian Radio Host Asks Sex Abuse Victim If It Was Somehow Her Fault

3/21/2013 - The Amsterdam Gay & Lesbian Film Festival Has the Sassiest Posters

3/21/2013 - Meghan McCain Doesn't Realize Being a Republican Is a Choice Even If Being Gay Is Not

3/21/2013 - Watch Miley Cyrus's Mesmerizing Unicorn Twerk Video

3/21/2013 - Axe Body Spray Nearly Axes Boy To Death, Gets Axed From School

3/20/2013 - Learn How to Make Justin Timberlake's Insane 'Soup & Thai' Sandwich

3/20/2013 - San Francisco Chronicle Compares Steubenville Rapists to Adorable Scamp Eddie Haskell

3/20/2013 - Tina Fey Resurrects Sarah Palin, and It Is Wonderful

3/20/2013 - Esquire Editor Says he Publishes Photos of Women the Same Way he Publishes 'Cool Photos of Cars'

3/20/2013 - Comment of the Day: A Song for Jon Hamm

3/20/2013 - Ryan Gosling 'Taking a Break from Acting' to Spend More Time Tousling the Hair of Orphans

3/20/2013 - Drop Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How to Feel Like a Woman

3/20/2013 - The Elite Daily's Misogynistic Screeds Are Probably the Worst Things You'll Read All Day

3/20/2013 - So Hipsters Aren't the Economic Boon Some Urbanists Thought They'd Be

3/20/2013 - Why Can't a Man Ever Tell a Woman the 'Truth' About How She Looks?

3/20/2013 - Happy Hump Day!

3/20/2013 - We Need to Outgrow Our Sports Legends

3/20/2013 - Justin Timberlake's 'Mirrors' Video Is a Sprawling Funhouse Romance

3/20/2013 - Republicans Too Embarrassed to Mention Delicate Lady-Issues

3/20/2013 - Chanel Iman Still Hears the Following Words: 'We Already Have One Black Girl, We Don't Need You'

3/20/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Khloe Kardashian Commits Adultery by Hugging a Rapper

3/20/2013 - March Madness Day 2: Did I Vote That?

3/20/2013 - The Lululemon Sheer Pants Debacle Gets All Crisis-y

3/20/2013 - Another Sexual Assault Victim Is Bullied Online After Rape Allegations Against Connecticut Football Players

3/20/2013 - The Friendzone: First You Get the Money, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Conscience

3/20/2013 - Scratch N Sniff Pot Farm Cards Will Help People Find Chill Neighbors

3/20/2013 - Goodbye, Enlightened

3/20/2013 - Horribly Hilarious Children’s Book Explains the Debt Crisis: Government Is a Dragon That Wants to Eat Your Money

3/20/2013 - Stephen Colbert's Sister, Elizabeth Colbert Busch, Wins the South Carolina Democratic Primary

3/20/2013 - Maybe No One Talks About Postpartum Depression Enough Because No One Is Actually Sure if They Have it

3/20/2013 - Jane Goodall’s New Book Is a Little Bit Plagiarized

3/20/2013 - Skim Milk Doesn't Prevent Childhood Obesity, Isn't Great for Weight-Loss and Is Basically Water

3/20/2013 - Teenage Boy Asks Kate Upton's Boobs to Prom

3/20/2013 - Steubenville Rape Victim Asks for Donations to Battered Women's Shelter

3/20/2013 - Princess Diana's Most Famous Gowns Sell for $1.2 Million at Auction

3/20/2013 - AMC Begs Jon Hamm to Put His Penis Away

3/19/2013 - Teenage Superhero Malala Yousafzai Back in School Today

3/19/2013 - Melissa McCarthy Rocks Out With Elmo and a Penguin Choreographer on Sesame Street

3/19/2013 - Meet Malik Kofi, the Amazing 11-Year-Old Child Prodigy Cellist

3/19/2013 - Funny Lady Emily Heller Is a Psychic to the Stars in Hilarious New Webseries

3/19/2013 - Comment of the Day: A Bass Named Mirena

3/19/2013 - Stephen Colbert Is Adorably Pumped About His Sister's Congressional Run

3/19/2013 - Happy Birthday, Bette Midler!

3/19/2013 - NSFW or Life: Sex Dolls Now Have Optional 'Balloon Knot' Accessory

3/19/2013 - Daughters of Communist Party Leaders in China Might Finally Benefit from Some Good, Old-Fashioned Nepotism

3/19/2013 - Shampoo Ad Warns Dudes: If Your Hair Is Too Nice, You're Basically a Woman

3/19/2013 - 'The Feminist Housewife' Is Such Bullshit

3/19/2013 - Henry Rollins Reminds Everyone That Outrage Won’t Be Enough to Prevent Another Steubenville

3/19/2013 - Yoko Ono's Makeup Advice for Men is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

3/19/2013 - Never Doubt Rosario Dawson's Commitment to Sparkle Motion

3/19/2013 - Why Are There No Female Magicians? Maybe Because We BURNED THEM ALL TO DEATH

3/19/2013 - I Was Raped in Tahrir Square

3/19/2013 - There's No Way to Know How Many Abortions Happen Each Year

3/19/2013 - Wingnut Tea Party Patriots Produce Hunger Games-Inspired Promo

3/19/2013 - March Madness: 80s vs. 90s Tournament Voting Begins Now!

3/19/2013 - British Woman Jumped Out of Her Third-Story Hotel Room in India Because She Feared Sexual Assault

3/19/2013 - Bar Refaeli Gets in a Fight With the IDF

3/19/2013 - Another Feather in the Cap for Dog People: Humans May Just Naturally Understand Dogs' Emotions

3/19/2013 - Pubic Grooming Leads to Rise in STD Warts

3/19/2013 - The Gross Gender Imbalance in the Visa Program for Skilled STEM Workers

3/19/2013 - A Threesome Involving a Talking Paper Monster Would Be Waaay Too Paper-Cutty (NSFW)

3/19/2013 - Drogo and Khaleesi Reunite at Game of Thrones Premiere

3/19/2013 - Science Finally Has Good Health News! Red Meat Will Totally, Probably Not Kill You

3/19/2013 - Lululemon Recalls Overpriced See-Through Yoga Pants

3/19/2013 - Microsoft Ad Proves That Advertisers Are Becoming Totally Cool with Same-Sex Couples

3/19/2013 - Canadian Ad Compares Social Smoking to Social Farting

3/19/2013 - Teen Girls Charged with Menacing the Steubenville Rape Victim on Social Media

3/19/2013 - Beth Ditto Arrested for Being Drunk and Disorderly: ‘Google Me, Bitches’

3/18/2013 - Pug Puppies Get a Bath, and Everything's Gonna Be Alright

3/18/2013 - Love Girl Scout Cookies and Being Drunk? Get Up on This Cookie Beer

3/18/2013 - Christopher Guest Has a New HBO Show Starring Chris O'Dowd!? Yes!

3/18/2013 - Bill Gates Wants to Play, Get Badly Beaten by Girl Chess Genius

3/18/2013 - Comment of the Day: D.A.R.E. v. Cocaine

3/18/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Takes Emergency Plea Deal: 90 Days of Rehab

3/18/2013 - Did Anyone Actually Believe That Emma Watson Would Make the 50 Shades Movie?

3/18/2013 - Girls Finale Recap: Guys to the Rescue

3/18/2013 - In Defense of Marnie

3/18/2013 - In Defense of Hannah

3/18/2013 - In Defense of Shoshanna

3/18/2013 - In Defense of Jessa

3/18/2013 - Can a Romance Novel Be Feminist?

3/18/2013 - New Game of Thrones Trailer! New Game of Thrones Trailer!

3/18/2013 - Dominican Police Confirm That the Made-Up Prostitution Scandal Surrounding Sen. Bob Menendez Is Really, Truly Made-Up

3/18/2013 - Spring Breakers: Being Bad Feels Pretty Good

3/18/2013 - More Parents Are Totally Not Going to Vaccinate Their Daughters Against HPV

3/18/2013 - Singer Michelle Shocked Has Anti-Gay Freak-Out on Stage, Tells Audience 'God Hates Fags'

3/18/2013 - Jezebel's March Madness 2013: 80s vs. 90s

3/18/2013 - Oscars Producers Don't Understand Why You Dummies Didn't Get Their Super Smart Boob Jokes

3/18/2013 - Fox News Names Steubenville Rape Victim on TV, Manages to Out-Awful Everyone

3/18/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Is Having a Pretty Shitty Monday After Being Glitter-Bombed on Her Way to Court

3/18/2013 - How Does Jill Zarin Manage to Keep Getting Press?

3/18/2013 - Study Suggests That Facebook Vanity Might Help You Feel Better About Being a Hopeless Loser

3/18/2013 - Kate Upton Seems to Be Getting a Vogue Cover

3/18/2013 - Hillary Clinton Publicly Backs Gay Marriage

3/18/2013 - The Egregious, Awful and Downright Wrong Reactions to the Steubenville Rape Trial Verdict

3/18/2013 - Middle-School Romance Leads to Drugs, Booze and Dropping Out

3/18/2013 - The Ultimate Peter Dinklage Remix

3/18/2013 - Six Men Arrested in India for Gang-Rape of Swiss Tourist

3/18/2013 - John Boehner's Hypothetical Gay Child Would Never Change His Opinion on Marriage Equality, No Siree, Bob

3/18/2013 - Bow Down, Bitches: Here's Beyoncé's First New Track in Two Years

3/18/2013 - Here's What CNN Should've Said About the Steubenville Rape Case

3/18/2013 - Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court

3/17/2013 - Forty Percent of Police Families Experience Domestic Violence

3/17/2013 - Abandoned Dachshund Puppies Fostered by Capybara Named Cheesecake

3/17/2013 - The Princess Bride v. Game of Thrones

3/17/2013 - Kate Middleton Got Her Heel Stuck in a Grate on St. Patrick's Day; Probably Means She's Having a Boy

3/17/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Steal All the Puppies

3/17/2013 - Rob Thomas Might Make the Veronica Mars Movie a ‘Cool Noir Thriller’

3/17/2013 - Standardized Test for High School Students Confounds Adults in Rhode Island

3/17/2013 - CPAC Panelist Manages to Reserve Most of His Criticism for a Female Reporter and Not the Racist Dickbag Who Hijacked the Panel Discussion

3/17/2013 - Kate Middleton Confides in a Irish Guardsman That She Really Wants a Baby Boy

3/17/2013 - Who’s Up for Some Friendly Butt Play?

3/17/2013 - Turkish Police Have Arrested a Man in the Death of American Tourist Sarai Sierra

3/17/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Missed Her Flight to L.A. with a Court Date Looming Monday Because Of Course She Did

3/17/2013 - Disney Won’t Let You into Its Theme Parks If You So Much as Look Younger Than 14

3/17/2013 - Matilda the Musical Is Being De-Britished So That Insensible Americans Can Understand It

3/17/2013 - Scoutmaster Madonna Gave Anderson Cooper His Silver Fox Merit Badge Last Night

3/17/2013 - Reports of a Swiss Tourist Being Gang-Raped in India Is a Grim Reminder of the Need for Tougher Sexual Assault Laws

3/17/2013 - Ireland’s Deputy Prime Minister Skipped St. Paddy’s Day Visit to Savannah Because He Didn’t Want to Attend an All-Bro Dinner

3/17/2013 - Flower Girl Displays the Appropriate Amount of Pre-Wedding Terror

3/17/2013 - Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Nearly Died During a Miscarriage

3/17/2013 - Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Get Drunk

3/17/2013 - Steubenville Football Players Found Guilty of Rape

3/16/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Rapper Awkwafina Takes On NYC Hipsters

3/16/2013 - Meet The Woman Behind North Dakota's Anti-Choice Fetal Heartbeat Bill, Passed By Senate Yesterday

3/16/2013 - Let This Pug Puppy Bath Remind You Why You're Alive

3/16/2013 - Riot Grrrl Kathleen Hanna Is 'Totally Into' Taylor Swift

3/16/2013 - Flying First Class Delta

3/16/2013 - Are You a Lark or an Owl? Your Answer Determines Your Risk for Ovarian Cancer

3/16/2013 - Kate And Wills Probably Shouldn't Have Bet Their First-Born on That Horse

3/16/2013 - Shark Dies After It Was Plopped in L.A. Pool for Kmart Commercial

3/16/2013 - Sequester Forces Lottery Drawings To Kick Kids Out of Head Start Programs

3/16/2013 - Casey Anthony Is Offered $10,000 To Not Write Or Say Anything, Ever

3/16/2013 - Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Present 'History of Rap, Part 4'

3/16/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Leonard Nimoy's Touching 1968 Advice Column Answers Teen Biracial Girl

3/16/2013 - Today In Adorbs, Connie Britton's Son Confused Her With Beyoncé

3/16/2013 - Top Reasons to Date a Man Exactly 52 Months Older Than You

3/15/2013 - Lil Wayne in Critical Condition, Rumored to Be Receiving Last Rites Friends Say He's Fine [UPDATED]

3/15/2013 - Mindy Kaling Is of the House Lannister

3/15/2013 - Hardwired to Disappoint? The Crushingly Low Expectations of Men

3/15/2013 - 55-Gallon Drum of Lube Makes a Terrible Dog Swimming Pool, Says Amazon Reviewer

3/15/2013 - Anne Carson Wants Her Writing To Move You

3/15/2013 - Have We Reached Peak Timberlake?

3/15/2013 - Dashing Hopes You Never Knew You Had, Tina Fey Says She'll Never Run SNL

3/15/2013 - NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Needs to Stop Pretending He Gives a Shit About Rape Victims

3/15/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

3/15/2013 - How About a Vampire Trilogy You Can Sink Your Teeth Into?

3/15/2013 - Refreshing Tide Commercial Manages Not to Rely on Goon-Dad Caricature for a Change

3/15/2013 - Matt Lauer Might Just Say Fuck It and Host a Game Show

3/15/2013 - Senator Kirsten Gillibrand Schools U.S. Generals on Their Shitty Attitudes About Sexual Assault

3/15/2013 - How to Use a Public or Shared Restroom Since It's Pretty Clear You Don't Have a Goddamn Clue

3/15/2013 - Now It All Makes Sense: ‘God Hates Fags’ Pastor Allegedly Had Gay Experience

3/15/2013 - Condé Editors Are Not All Friends, Especially Not All Friends With Anna Wintour

3/15/2013 - 'Time After Time' Vs. 'Africa:' What Was the Best Musical Moment on TV Last Night?

3/15/2013 - Steubenville Defendant Texted That His Coach 'Took Care of' Rape Allegations

3/15/2013 - Tired Moms Are More Dangerous Behind the Wheel Than Drunk Moms

3/15/2013 - Anonymous Says It's Confirmed That Emma Watson Will Be the Big-Screen Anastasia Steele We All Deserve

3/15/2013 - Cool Manicures, Hot Hairdos and Marilyn Manson: The Spring Breakers Premiere

3/15/2013 - In Which Hoda Kotb Discusses the Shape of Her Pubic Hair on Live TV

3/15/2013 - Samsung Introduces Brand New Space Phone with Lots of Old Sexist Jokes

3/15/2013 - Philly-Area Roman Catholic Youth Organization Comes to Its Senses, Allows Girls to Play Football

3/15/2013 - Lena Dunham Loves Feminism, Paper Date Planners and Cadbury Cream Eggs (Join the Club)

3/15/2013 - Didn't Go to Greece Over Winter Break? Instasham It

3/15/2013 - Republican Senator Reverses His Position on Marriage Equality Because of Gay Son

3/15/2013 - Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Black Kid?

3/14/2013 - Chloë Grace Moretz Is Cursing Up a Storm in the Kick-Ass 2 Trailer

3/14/2013 - The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall Enjoy (?) a Spot of Tea

3/14/2013 - Sen. Feinstein Doesn't Appreciate Being Patronized by Patronizing Tea Party Senator

3/14/2013 - Please Give the Woman Behind "Housewives Sonata" a TV Deal Right Now

3/14/2013 - Comment of the Day: Personal Jesus

3/14/2013 - Please, Baby Jesus, Make This Lindsay Lohan/Justin Bieber Bloodfeud Last Forever

3/14/2013 - Mazel! Chloë Grace Moretz Gets Fake Engaged

3/14/2013 - Finally! The Daily Mail Has Written the Ultimate Hilarious Daily Mail Article

3/14/2013 - Now Dads Are Just as Stressed About Not Spending Time with Their Kids as Moms Are

3/14/2013 - NJ Bakery Shut Down for Brilliantly Putting Sugar into Sugar-Free Baked Goods

3/14/2013 - Kelly Rowland's "Kisses Down Low" Is All About Eating Pussy

3/14/2013 - Everyone Hates Matt Lauer

3/14/2013 - Jillian Michaels Now Doing the Stuff She Used to Yell at Fat People For Doing

3/14/2013 - Eavesdropping on One-Way Conversations Is Like Being a Sleazy Detective in Your Very Own, Super-Irritating Noir Film

3/14/2013 - The Kardashians' Makeup Is Being Pulled From Stores

3/14/2013 - Men Are the Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter

3/14/2013 - 'Dance Moms' Star Abby Lee Miller Dresses as 'Black Swan' for Conceptual Tabloid Shoot

3/14/2013 - Rats Can Only Exercise So Much Before Getting All Stressy About It

3/14/2013 - Guilt Just Makes You Feel Guilty About Your Guilt

3/14/2013 - Creepy Megachurch Pastor Wrote That Jesus ‘Desired’ His Sexual Relationship with a 17-Year-Old Girl

3/14/2013 - Breastfeeding 'Unlikely' to Prevent Childhood Obesity

3/14/2013 - Taylor Swift's '22' Video Is a Gift From Instagram Heaven

3/14/2013 - Is Penis-Numbing Spray Right For You?

3/14/2013 - Veronica Mars and Kickstarter: A Marriage Made in Fandom Heaven

3/14/2013 - AnOther Magazine Disputes the Fact That Michelle Williams in Redface Is Racist

3/14/2013 - If You Want to Stay Sane, Don't Let the Internet Know You're Getting Married

3/14/2013 - Fuck the Pope

3/14/2013 - What Happens to Disney Princesses After Happily Ever After?

3/14/2013 - Clueless Executive Is the Latest Casualty of Teen Sexting Scandal Trope

3/14/2013 - Shady Landlord Asks Tenant to Hang 'Do Not Flush Tampons' Sign Over Her Toilet

3/14/2013 - Michelle Obama Looks Smoking Hot on the New Cover of Vogue

3/14/2013 - M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle

3/13/2013 - Our Favorite Plotlines from the 1995 Version of Game of Thrones

3/13/2013 - Abigail Breslin Can Legally Drive, and the Rest of Us Are Super Old

3/13/2013 - Guy Proposes to Girlfriend by Splicing Her into a Horror Movie Trailer

3/13/2013 - Dita Von Teese Models World's First 'Fully-Articulated' 3-D Printed Gown

3/13/2013 - Comment of the Day: Closet Conversion

3/13/2013 - Kim Kardashian Made Kris Humphries Propose Twice Because She Didn't Look Cute Enough the First Time

3/13/2013 - The Veronica Mars Movie Might Actually Be Happening

3/13/2013 - Kacey Musgraves is Your New Favorite 'Country' Singer, Especially If You Don't Like Country

3/13/2013 - A Former Miss California USA Contestant Slept With Her Recruiter to Get Ahead. This Is Her Story.

3/13/2013 - Americans Crazy About Awesome New Drink: Water

3/13/2013 - Put It in My Mouth: A History of Disgusting Carl's Jr. Ads

3/13/2013 - That Baby 'Cured' of HIV Maybe Never Had It to Begin With

3/13/2013 - Happy Hump Day!

3/13/2013 - 'Tablet for Women' Is Like a Regular Tablet, But More Fucking Bullshitty

3/13/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Will and Kate's Nickname for the Royal Fetus Revealed

3/13/2013 - Anna Wintour Just Got A New Job

3/13/2013 - Michelle Obama Refused Vogue's Ridic Cover Shoot Concept

3/13/2013 - Are You a Spermologer? Find Out With 18 Obsolete Words That Never Should Have Gone Out of Style

3/13/2013 - Rescue Cats Audition for Role in Broadway's Breakfast at Tiffany's

3/13/2013 - The Amy Poehler-Produced Broad City Is Definitely Heading for Television

3/13/2013 - Sheryl Sandberg on Why It's OK to Cry at Work

3/13/2013 - Sarah Silverman Launches YouTube Comedy Channel

3/13/2013 - Boy Scouts Want to Know How Adult Members Feel About This Whole Gay Thing

3/13/2013 - Justin Timberlake Sang a Barbershop Version of 'SexyBack' Because the Universe Loves You

3/13/2013 - CPAC Releases Suggested Dress Code: Don't Get Caught in Uggs, Leggings, or Rompers

3/13/2013 - E.L. James' New Book Will Teach You How to Write Erotica

3/13/2013 - Gross 71-Year-Old Assemblyman Thinks 14-Year-Old Intern Is 'Sexy'

3/13/2013 - Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Break Up Over Her Nonstop Partying

3/12/2013 - Blind Dog and His Seeing-Eye Dog Make Everything Right

3/12/2013 - Watch Teenage Britney Spears Talk About Emailing Your Heart

3/12/2013 - Kids From Around the World Pose With Their Most Prized Possessions

3/12/2013 - Michelle Obama and Her Not-So-Secret Admirer Take a Stroll

3/12/2013 - Genius Dad Styles Daughter's Hair With a Vacuum Cleaner

3/12/2013 - Comment of the Day: Twas the Night Before Palin

3/12/2013 - Steven Tyler Wants to Make Beautiful Music with 'Hot' Taylor Swift

3/12/2013 - Adam Levine Wants Us to Stop Idolizing Him; Public Responds with 'Yeah, No Problem'

3/12/2013 - Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Corgi

3/12/2013 - The Three Most Hated Fashion Shows of 2013

3/12/2013 - Gwyneth Paltrow Releasing New Ingredient-Free Cookbook

3/12/2013 - How to Make a Dude Sweep the Kitchen Floor (Correctly), Without You Even Having to Tell Him

3/12/2013 - Funeral Home Buries Wrong Woman Despite Husband's Insistence That She Was Not His Wife

3/12/2013 - At Last, a Fish That Looks Like Your Genitals

3/12/2013 - World's Top Fashion Weeks Nearly 90% White

3/12/2013 - Pinterest Now Tracking and Analyzing Your Pins

3/12/2013 - Steubenville Lawyers to Argue Blacked-Out Rape Survivor Totally Consented

3/12/2013 - Lady Gaga Recovering From Hip Surgery in 24K Gold Wheelchair (Naturally)

3/12/2013 - Magazine Covers Featuring Taylor Swift or Rihanna Don't Sell Well

3/12/2013 - Etsy's Revolutionary Yet Simple Policy Results in More Female Engineers

3/12/2013 - UK Mom: Happy 13th Birthday, Here's Some Ecstasy

3/12/2013 - Yes, I'd Love to Get More Sleep and Be Skinny, But I Have Three Jobs

3/12/2013 - Alt-Weekly Says Women Get Raped When They Act Like Boys

3/12/2013 - Cannibal Cop Found Guilty, Could Face Life in Prison

3/12/2013 - Cartier Is Now Cuntier — Pass It On

3/12/2013 - Hooters' Embarrassing Plan to Appeal to the Ladies Is Sort of Working

3/12/2013 - More than 200 Million Women Worldwide Will Need Contraception By 2015

3/12/2013 - Why Is Michelle Williams in Redface?

3/12/2013 - Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in Horrifying Worksite Mishap

3/12/2013 - 'God, Please Don't Let Her Become a Porn Star': Introducing Preachers' Daughters

3/12/2013 - Look Out, Heathens: Sarah Palin Is Writing a Book on Christmas

3/12/2013 - Game of Thrones Gets Beer, But Is It Drinkable?

3/12/2013 - Jada Pinkett Smith Pissed Off About Media Bullying Rihanna, Taylor Swift

3/12/2013 - Here Are Your Late Night Plans: Justin Timberlake's New Album Is Now Streaming Free

3/12/2013 - Game of Thrones Goes to High School, and They're All a Bunch of Teenage Jerks

3/11/2013 - Forget Goats, These Seals Yelling Like Humans Are Fucking Awesome

3/11/2013 - Rad Dad Hacks Donkey Kong So His Daughter Can Be the Hero

3/11/2013 - MTV Movie Awards Will Star Channing Tatum's Pecs and Rebel Wilson's Ass

3/11/2013 - Comment of the Day: Make It So

3/11/2013 - Hackers Release Super-Secret Personal Info on Beyonce, Hillary Clinton, Kim Kardashian

3/11/2013 - Nick Cannon Will Neither Spare the Rod Nor Spoil the Child

3/11/2013 - Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer Is a Self-Proclaimed Feminist

3/11/2013 - Girls Recap: Cringe and Bear It

3/11/2013 - Dude Live-Tweets Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted from His Butt

3/11/2013 - You Guys, Tom Hardy Nuzzled a Puppy Today

3/11/2013 - Lipsyncing for Your Life: A Highly Detailed Survival Analysis of RuPaul’s Drag Race

3/11/2013 - New 5-Hour Energy Ads Say Men Are Magnificent Athletes, Women Are Poop-Covered Maids

3/11/2013 - The Word 'Chucklefucker' Can Chuckle Fuck Itself

3/11/2013 - Large Soda Ban Already Banned!

3/11/2013 - Do We Love Zombies Because We Hate Our Lives?

3/11/2013 - Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark Underbelly of the Miss USA Pageant

3/11/2013 - There's a Reason Baby Lambs Were at the Nativity: They're Goddamned Magical

3/11/2013 - Tina Turner Graces Vogue for the First Time at 73

3/11/2013 - Diabulimia: Eat Anything You Want, Lose Weight and Seriously Put Your Health at Risk

3/11/2013 - Pairing Business Stock Footage With Iggy Azalea's "Boss Lady" Is Unexpectedly Awesome

3/11/2013 - 88-Year-Old Dances You Under The Table

3/11/2013 - New Lady Apps Want to Keep You Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags

3/11/2013 - Mindy Kaling Is Writing Your New Favorite Book

3/11/2013 - Kevin Connolly's Online Meltdown Reveals He's No Ladies Man

3/11/2013 - NYC Soda Ban Starts Today But Rebellion Is in the Air

3/11/2013 - Valerie Harper Amazingly Optimistic About Incurable Cancer: 'I'm Not Dying Until I Do'

3/11/2013 - India Gang Rape Suspect Found Dead in Jail Cell

3/11/2013 - Science to Women: Try Literature Instead

3/11/2013 - Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers

3/10/2013 - Awesome Man Verbally Schools the Jerk Who Calls Him a Faggot

3/10/2013 - Queen Elizabeth II Expected to Sign Charter to Support Rights for Gays, Women

3/10/2013 - Sir Patrick Stewart: 'Violence Against Women Is Learned'

3/10/2013 - Bummed About Monday? Let Drunk Dancing Ron Swanson Ease the Pain

3/10/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: It’s Jon Hamm’s/Don Draper’s/Dick Whitman’s Birthday

3/10/2013 - Girls Composer Michael Penn Thinks Hannah’s Millennial Angst Is Really Baby Boomer Angst

3/10/2013 - Researchers Find a Tenuous Link Between Dudes’ Preference for Big Boobs and Sexist Attitudes

3/10/2013 - Check Out This Expansive Bird's-Thigh View

3/10/2013 - You Should Probably Let People Know Not to Pet Your Cranky-Ass Dog

3/10/2013 - Oz the Great and Powerful Made All the Money This Weekend

3/10/2013 - Christine Quinn Might Soon Become New York’s First Openly Gay, Lady Mayor

3/10/2013 - Paranoid Cat Is Wary of Eating in Public

3/10/2013 - Stage Corgi Fired for Ignoring Helen Mirren in a Play About Queen Elizabeth

3/10/2013 - Mayor of Monrovia Was Forced to Step Down After Breaking Her Friend Out of Jail

3/10/2013 - The Repulsive Vanity of the Male Self-Portrait

3/10/2013 - Empress Feather Boa Refuses to Grant You an Audience, Pleb

3/10/2013 - Spokesman for the Catholic Church in Scotland Admits That the Church Isn’t Very Good with Sexuality

3/10/2013 - Illinois Finally Cracking Down on the Sale of African Lion Meat

3/10/2013 - NuvaBling Will Turn Your Lady Parts into a Diamond Mine Shaft, Like Nature Intended

3/10/2013 - Ashley Judd Will Probably Announce Her Senate Run in May, Says Everyone Except Ashley Judd

3/9/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Justin Timberlake Will Take SNL/You There

3/9/2013 - Beyoncé's Mom Tina Helped Kelly Rowland Love Her 'Chocolate' Skin Color

3/9/2013 - Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Bullied Into Having C-Sections

3/9/2013 - Tennis Ball Is This Corgi Puppy's Version of Gatsby's Green Light

3/9/2013 - Thigh Fidelity

3/9/2013 - Special-Ed Teacher Fired for Using School Gmail To Respond To Craigslist Hook-Up Ads

3/9/2013 - Manti Te'NOOOO: Physicist Jailed For Unwittingly Smuggling Coke on Behalf of Internet Girlfriend

3/9/2013 - Rape Victim Has Nerve to Suggest That Maybe Men Should Be Taught Not to Rape

3/9/2013 - Topless Nicki Minaj Even Weirder Than Usual in New Video 'Freaks'

3/9/2013 - MMA Fighter Fallon Fox May Lose Her License After Revealing She's a Trans Woman

3/9/2013 - Does Wearing Vintage Fur Instead of New Fur Make You a Better Person?

3/9/2013 - Olivia Wilde's Psyched About This Clown Sandwich

3/9/2013 - Sarah Jessica Parker's Feet Are Busted From Years of Sex and The City Heels

3/8/2013 - Stacy Keibler Is Pretty Tired of ‘Hibernating’ at Villa Clooney All Summer

3/8/2013 - Robyn Is One Pop Star/Magical Wood Sprite Who's Unafraid to Call Herself a Feminist

3/8/2013 - The Night Belongs to Cyd Charisse

3/8/2013 - You'll Be Jealous of Your Local Prepper Chick When the SHTF and YOYO

3/8/2013 - Restaurant Asks Women to Bring Their Pimps to International Women's Day Celebration

3/8/2013 - Learn All About Lady Leader Quotas

3/8/2013 - The Ugliest Tattoos of One Direction

3/8/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

3/8/2013 - Anita Sarkeesian’s New Tropes Vs. Women Series is Awesome

3/8/2013 - Is the Wen Product Line Worth the Money?

3/8/2013 - Honey Boo Boo Joins Ranks of Big Money Earners Like Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift

3/8/2013 - Worth It: Ironing Your Clothes Is a Time-Sucking Drag. This Is Better.

3/8/2013 - Meet the Woman With a 14-Inch Waist

3/8/2013 - Christina Hendricks To Star in Joan Didion Movie

3/8/2013 - David LaChapelle Sued For $1 Million In Bloody Assault

3/8/2013 - Emma Watson Parties and Plunders in Your First Look at The Bling Ring

3/8/2013 - Homophobes Offended by 'Lesbian' Images of Women Kissing Themselves

3/8/2013 - Peeps Love Peeps: That Gross Easter Candy Is Having Its Best Year Yet

3/8/2013 - Money Helps Motivate Dieters to Lose Weight, Says Study

3/8/2013 - Rape Is an International War Crime Thanks to This Bosnian Woman

3/8/2013 - Today In Australia, Beauty Is Skin (and Ink) Deep

3/8/2013 - The Girls Writers' Room Is Now Over 50% Male

3/8/2013 - Why Oz the Great and Powerful Is A Major Step Back For Witches and Women

3/8/2013 - Sneaky VAWA-Opposing Republicans Are Now Pretending They Care About Ladies

3/8/2013 - Department of Homeland Security Launches Fake Counterfeiting Web Site

3/8/2013 - Eva Longoria Is a Sexy Crazy Cat Lady in Her New Cat Food Commercial

3/8/2013 - Cory Booker Is Just Like Us: He's on a Diet (Ugh)

3/8/2013 - Listen to Women Around the World Singing in Honor of International Women's Day

3/8/2013 - Selena Gomez's Dad Used Her To Pick Up Hooters Waitresses

3/7/2013 - Air France Celebrating Women's Day with an All Female Crew

3/7/2013 - Finally, a Good Look at The Hunger Games' Finnick

3/7/2013 - Let's All Move to New Zealand and Surf With This Baby Pig

3/7/2013 - New Photos from the Mad Men Set Show Don, Roger, and Harry Cruising in a Mustang

3/7/2013 - Comment of the Day: Leave Trefoils Alone!

3/7/2013 - Justin Bieber Collapses Onstage in London, Is Revived by Pure FanPower (and Oxygen)

3/7/2013 - Rebel Wilson Will Try to Bring A Cappella to the MTV Movie Awards

3/7/2013 - Justin Timberlake Gets the Yips in his Latest SNL Promos

3/7/2013 - Why Do Most Women Still Take Their Husband's Last Name?

3/7/2013 - A Penis Primer: 9 Fascinating Phallus Facts

3/7/2013 - Who Should Star in the Tan Mom Movie?

3/7/2013 - Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing Looks Totally Awesome

3/7/2013 - Real Fur Mislabeled and Called Faux Fur at Century 21

3/7/2013 - Why Get Labiaplasty When There's the Vagina Panty? [NSFW]

3/7/2013 - 6 Hideous Shoes Urban Outfitters Is Trying to Sell You

3/7/2013 - Walgreens Thinks You Can't Have Sex On Your Period

3/7/2013 - Vivienne Westwood Thinks Michelle Obama's Clothes Are 'Dreadful'

3/7/2013 - Feminism May Be Nearing Her Expiration Date

3/7/2013 - Emma Watson's Little Brother Is Now a Smoking Hot Male Model

3/7/2013 - Here Are Several Minutes of Dogs Adorably Sneezing

3/7/2013 - 'Thick' Blonde Receives Creepiest Unsolicited Letter Ever

3/7/2013 - Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Taylor Swift

3/7/2013 - Stop Trying to Make Female Condoms Happen

3/7/2013 - Bryn Mawr College Takes 'Hazing' Verrrry Seriously

3/7/2013 - Drug-Resistant 'Nightmare' Bacteria Is Coming For You

3/7/2013 - Andrew WK Is the Face of Playtex Crotch Wipes

3/7/2013 - Understanding the Toughest Anti-Abortion Law in the Country, the 'Arkansas Human Heartbeat Protection Act'

3/7/2013 - Headed for a Gel Manicure? Don't Forget Your Special Little Gloves.

3/7/2013 - Monster/Genius Charged with Stealing Nearly $20K Worth of Girl Scout Cookies

3/7/2013 - Maryland Senate Votes to Repeal Death Penalty

3/7/2013 - Melissa McCarthy Set to Host SNL Again

3/7/2013 - Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare

3/6/2013 - Subhuman Monsters Set Bag of Puppies on Fire

3/6/2013 - Things That Help You Make Better Decisions: Sex, Math Problems, and Taylor Swift

3/6/2013 - Head of California Republican Assembly Says Pregnancy From Rape Is 'Rare'

3/6/2013 - Elie Saab, for the No Nonsense Badass Bitch in You

3/6/2013 - Comment of the Day: Authentic Journalism

3/6/2013 - Happy Hump Day!

3/6/2013 - The Mean Girls Broadway Musical Is Definitely, For Sure Going to Happen

3/6/2013 - Miley Cyrus Will Shut Us Up with Her Music

3/6/2013 - If People Talked About Seinfeld Like They Talk About Girls

3/6/2013 - When Parenting Starts to Feel like Junior High

3/6/2013 - Valentino: What If Wednesday Addams Was a Sister Wife?

3/6/2013 - Kanye Doesn't Want You to See This Photo of Him in a Kilt, So He Had It Scrubbed From Getty Images

3/6/2013 - Martha Stewart Upstaged at the Courthouse by Lamar Odom

3/6/2013 - Israel Launches Hebrew-Language Playboy with a Promise to Tell Women what Men Really Want

3/6/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Famous Ass Is Now a 'Sagging, Dimply Blob'

3/6/2013 - Tina Fey Thinks Taylor Swift Should Lighten Up and Learn to Take a Joke

3/6/2013 - Occidental Students Say the College Has a Sexual Assault Problem

3/6/2013 - The Under-the-Influence Guide to Friendship

3/6/2013 - We Need This 'Don't Tell Me to Smile' Sweatshirt

3/6/2013 - If You're Biased and You Know It, Clap Your Hands (and Then Do Something About It)

3/6/2013 - Mississippi Is Hellbent on Putting Personhood Back on the Table

3/6/2013 - Your Gel Manicure Is Cute, But It Might Be Giving You Cancer

3/6/2013 - Take a Deep Breath: Online Opinions Have Little to Do With Reality

3/6/2013 - Louis Vuitton, for Dolls and Molls Who Thinks the '20s and '30s are the Cat's Pajamas

3/6/2013 - Tummy Tucks Could Reduce Risk of Bowel Cancer for Women

3/6/2013 - These Vintage Pants Give Us the Creeps

3/6/2013 - The Game of Thrones Face Swap for Jon Snow and Ygritte Looks Like Regular Jon Snow and Ygritte

3/6/2013 - What Gods Have We Angered That We Still Have to Deal With 'Women Be Talking' Jokes?

3/6/2013 - Katniss Wears a McQueen Knockoff in Her Hunger Games Capitol Portrait

3/6/2013 - Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!

3/5/2013 - High School Students Design Curriculum, Surprisingly It's Not Seven Periods of Pizza

3/5/2013 - Kid Really Goes After That Booger, Meets Kate Middleton

3/5/2013 - Why Are So Many Men Trying to Get on This Lesbian Dating Site?

3/5/2013 - Kidnapped Woman Breaks Legs and Back Escaping From Rapist Captors

3/5/2013 - Comment of the Day: Welcome to Teen Mom, USA. Pop: FUCKED

3/5/2013 - Amy Poehler Is Really Sorry If She Hurt Taylor Swift’s Feelings, Admits She’s Going to Hell

3/5/2013 - Xena Gives Zero Fucks

3/5/2013 - Carrying Condoms Can Get You Arrested For Prostitution

3/5/2013 - Anne Hathaway, Ourselves

3/5/2013 - McQueen: A Breathtaking Elizabethan Dream for Royals Only

3/5/2013 - GOP Lawmaker Says Divorce Makes Teenage Girls 'Promiscuous'

3/5/2013 - Oberlin Cancels Class After Series of Racist Incidents

3/5/2013 - Ask a Mortician: What Should I Do With My Cat After She Dies?

3/5/2013 - The Friendzone: Making Sexist Jokes, Sleeping With a Married Man and Feeling Suicidal

3/5/2013 - Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other

3/5/2013 - Saint Laurent, for Running Away from Boarding School to Find Courtney Love

3/5/2013 - Father's Stunning Portraits of His Daughter Look Like Classic Paintings by the Masters

3/5/2013 - American Apparel Actually Made Money for the First Time Since 2010

3/5/2013 - Watch the New Mad Men Promo and Learn Absolutely Nothing

3/5/2013 - Chanel, for the Pouty Preppy Punk Schoolgirl in You

3/5/2013 - Conservatives Think Your 'Conscience' Deserves More Rights Than Your Uterus

3/5/2013 - Idris Elba Takes a Year Off Acting to Concentrate on Being Your Boyfriend

3/5/2013 - Couple Raises Money on Facebook to Fund Baby Adoption

3/5/2013 - Teen Sneakerheads Are Making Millions

3/5/2013 - Are You a Sleepy Lark or a Sleepy Owl?

3/5/2013 - C-Section Rates Vary Drastically Among U.S. Hospitals

3/5/2013 - Texts from Domino's Pizza Delivery Men: 'I Delivered Yo Pizza Seen You Was Fine'

3/5/2013 - Mila Kunis Joins the Ranks of Our Imaginary Besties After Giving This Awesome Interview

3/5/2013 - Break Out the Red Meat: Increased Iron Intake Makes You Less Likely to Suffer from PMS

3/5/2013 - This Terrible Subway Ad Will Not Prevent Teen Pregnancy

3/5/2013 - Effie Trinket's Capitol Portrait Is Here

3/5/2013 - Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other Women'

3/4/2013 - First Single From All-Girl Band Supercute! Is a Bubbly Delight

3/4/2013 - When Did Patrick Dempsey Become Such a Silver Fox?

3/4/2013 - It's Time to Stare at Adorable Owl Chicks Soaking Up the Sun

3/4/2013 - New Yorkers Love Hugo, Midnight in Paris, and The Hunger Games

3/4/2013 - Comment of the Day: Cat Cages

3/4/2013 - Vanity Fair Admits to Pulling a Critical Jessica Chastain Article in the Thick of Oscar Season

3/4/2013 - Taylor Swift Has #taylorswiftproblems

3/4/2013 - Watch a Six-Year-Old Breakdancer Destroy Her Competition

3/4/2013 - Here's Ellen DeGeneres' Touching and Funny Letter to the Supreme Court in Support of Marriage Equality

3/4/2013 - Things That Trigger Your Class Rage (and What to Do About It)

3/4/2013 - University of Montana Quarterback Very Easily Acquitted of Rape

3/4/2013 - Girls Recap: The Sad Messes

3/4/2013 - Pregnant Woman Fired for Having 'Premarital Sex'

3/4/2013 - Adele Saying 'Fank You' Is the Best Sound in the World

3/4/2013 - A Serious Scholar's Secret Past as a Sweet Valley High Ghostwriter

3/4/2013 - Kitten Has a Bad Dream, and We All Need to Hug Her

3/4/2013 - Vogue Needs a New Senior Black Correspondent Now That André Leon Talley's Column Is Ending

3/4/2013 - Princeton Buries Rape Survey Report, Only to Have It Leaked Later

3/4/2013 - Putting Your Baby in a Cage Used to Be Perfectly Acceptable

3/4/2013 - Givenchy, for the Sad, Bedspread-Loving Eastern-European Orphan in You

3/4/2013 - 2012 VIDA Byline Gender Parity Count Is Out and Depressing As Ever

3/4/2013 - Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Relationship

3/4/2013 - Kids Are Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth

3/4/2013 - Stella McCartney, When You Long for Something Hideous and Shapeless to Wear

3/4/2013 - Your Thirties Are Do-or-Die

3/4/2013 - Pregnancy Can Make Your Feet Bigger…Forever

3/4/2013 - Chloé, for the Modern Day Mary Poppins in You

3/4/2013 - Female NFL Hopeful Forced to Quit Tryouts After Injury

3/4/2013 - Women Bring 'Soft Power' to Macho Balkans

3/4/2013 - Your Giant Boobs Are in Danger of Giving You Black Eyes

3/4/2013 - Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash

3/3/2013 - Kimye Contemplates Life/Shoes at the Givenchy Show

3/3/2013 - Baby Born With HIV Is Cured, Scientist Calls It a 'Game-Changer'

3/3/2013 - Nurse Poses with Corpse on Facebook, Calls Herself the 'Soul Taker'

3/3/2013 - Husband Asks Wife to Wake Him with a Slap Each Morning

3/3/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Consider Including a Steam Bath and Belly Massage in Your Nightly Toilette

3/3/2013 - Toronto Star Food Critic Writes What Is Basically Nigella Lawson Kitchen Erotica

3/3/2013 - Thoroughly Incompetent Gentleman Tried Kidnapping Himself to Avoid Facing Girlfriend

3/3/2013 - Former Revlon Model Is Suing Over Her Appearance in the Mad Men Title Sequence

3/3/2013 - Science Might Be Really Close to Developing Acne Miracle Cream, Still Mum on Making a Real-Life Millennium Falcon

3/3/2013 - Cold Water and Tumble Thigh Gets Out Even the Most Stubborn Grass Stains

3/3/2013 - Yet Another Sad Dude Pines for the Days When James Bond Had a ‘Thinking Man’s’ Body

3/3/2013 - Henri the Existential Cat Has Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies

3/3/2013 - Woman Jailed in Somali ‘False Rape’ Case Cleared of All Bullshit Charges

3/3/2013 - Naked Cyclists Are Definitely the Most Obnoxious Cyclists

3/3/2013 - Young Couple of Expectant Parents Killed En Route to Hospital, Baby Survives

3/3/2013 - Brothel Menu from 1912 Is the Dirtiest Thing You’ll Read All Day

3/3/2013 - Mitch McConnell Is Fairly Pissed About Xenophobic Tweets Targeting His Wife Elaine Chao

3/3/2013 - A Cost/Benefit Analysis of Modern 'Womanhood'

3/3/2013 - Dove Chocolate Wants to Know If This Voiceover Sounds Ridiculous When Kevin Hart Shouts It

3/3/2013 - Jimmy Fallon May Finally Exorcise Jay Leno from Tonight

3/2/2013 - Saturday Night Social: 'This Is Fucking Awesome'

3/2/2013 - Uma Thurman Swaggerjacks Dr. Seuss

3/2/2013 - Ashley Judd's D.C. Speech Already Being Picked Apart, Natch

3/2/2013 - Black Women Twice as Susceptible to PTSD After Breast Cancer Diagnosis

3/2/2013 - Your Love Is Lifting Him Thigher

3/2/2013 - Vivienne Westwood, For The Punk Wife of Bath in You

3/2/2013 - Snooki Gets a Makeunder From XOJane's New Beauty Site

3/2/2013 - Star Trainer Pretends He's The First Human To Introduce Dumb Crash Diet To Middle America

3/2/2013 - South Africans Have Accidentally Been Eating Giraffe and Kangaroo Meat

3/2/2013 - Panicked Texas Republicans May Throw $100 Million Back At Women's Health

3/2/2013 - 'Keep Calm and Rape' T-Shirts Pulled From Amazon UK, But Why The Fuck Were They On Amazon UK?

3/2/2013 - Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be a Runner

3/2/2013 - Dalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter Equals Spotted Anarchy

3/2/2013 - Rihanna Wants a Kid, Possibly With Chris Brown

3/2/2013 - How the Sequester Screws the Ladies

3/1/2013 - Anne Hathaway Flew Into a Broadway Diva Rage at Amanda Seyfried before the Oscars

3/1/2013 - Rashida Jones for Pope!

3/1/2013 - Dior, for the Surrealist Warhol Lover In You

3/1/2013 - Adorable Kids Adorably Interrupt Marriage Equality Conference

3/1/2013 - The Night Belongs to Ke$ha

3/1/2013 - Here's a Single Woman's List of What She's Looking for in a Man. Is It Too Long?

3/1/2013 - Your BFF Amy Poehler Prank Called Seth Meyers on Watch What Happens Live

3/1/2013 - Schneider Beer Ad Asks Ladies to Forgive Men for Acting Rapey

3/1/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

3/1/2013 - Man With Down Syndrome Owns Restaurant, Specializes in Serving Up Hugs

3/1/2013 - Issa Rae Really Hates the Dudes of LA

3/1/2013 - The Truth About Using a White Girl in the 'African Queen' Fashion Shoot

3/1/2013 - Tan Mom Cleared of Charges and Free to Tan All Day E'ry Day

3/1/2013 - How Kerry Washington Pissed Off Harvey Weinstein With a Dress

3/1/2013 - Connecticut Lawmaker Makes Dick Joke to Teenage Girl During a Hearing

3/1/2013 - If You Want a More Thoughtful Boyfriend, Try Pegging Him

3/1/2013 - 'Workplace Bullying' May Be the New Sexual Harassment

3/1/2013 - Naturally, Russian Dogs Fetch Vodka

3/1/2013 - Oh Cruel World: Being a Pessimist Might Make You Live Longer

3/1/2013 - Women Are Dying in Childbirth Because of Electricity Outages

3/1/2013 - I'd Rather Feel Old Than Feel Fat

3/1/2013 - Google Has Replaced Your Grandparents' Wisdom

3/1/2013 - Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt

3/1/2013 - Smart Mom Sells Baby Naming Rights for a Cool Five Grand

3/1/2013 - Girl Takes Sticks From Yosemite, Mails Them Back With Adorable Apology

3/1/2013 - Embarrassing Business Week Cover Depicts Greedy Minorities Burning Cash

3/1/2013 - Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran