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6/29/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Love Is Love

6/29/2013 - Kerry Washington: Olivia Pope Was 'Glass Slipper' For Black Actresses

6/29/2013 - Boys With Sisters More Likely To Become Republicans Because Chores

6/29/2013 - NOW Protests Outside Huma Abedin's 'Women For Anthony' Fundraiser

6/29/2013 - Maybe-VA Gov Ken Cuccinelli Trying To Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows

6/29/2013 - 'Anna Nicole' Lifetime Movie Is, Like Her Life, a Sad Mess You'll Love

6/29/2013 - Your Afternoon Cry: Piano Prodigy, 5, Plays For 101-Year-Old Fan

6/29/2013 - Get Slizzard Like The Crawleys On New Downton Abbey Wine

6/29/2013 - Jesus Retweets Me, This I Know: Christians Are Happier On Twitter

6/29/2013 - Woman's Orgasmic Left Foot Totally Doesn't Need To Call The Next Day

6/29/2013 - Cher Twitpics The Hell Out of Her Watch What Happens Live Appearance

6/29/2013 - Upcoming (And Likely Bestseller) Paula Deen Cookbook Has Been Axed

6/28/2013 - Anderson Cooper Slams Alec Baldwin for Homophobic Tweets

6/28/2013 - Can You Guess What Seth Rogen's Secret Talent Is?

6/28/2013 - HHS Announces 'Final' Birth Control Rule, Non-Profit Companies DGAF

6/28/2013 - Hate Group Wants You On Your Knees… to Pray the Gay Away

6/28/2013 - I Have Some Ideas for Rick Santorum's Wacky Christian Movie Studio

6/28/2013 - Are Your Favorite Male Celebs Still Hot with Belly Button Rings?

6/28/2013 - Let's Shop for Swimsuits in 1967

6/28/2013 - 7 Signs Rick Perry Might Be An Actual Comic Book Villain

6/28/2013 - Single Women and the 'Inadvertent Second Shift'

6/28/2013 - Pippa Middleton Loves Day Drinking, Hates Watching Women's Tennis

6/28/2013 - As Far As Summer Movies Go You Cannot Beat The Heat

6/28/2013 - Prada Cast a Black Campaign Model for the First Time in 19 Years

6/28/2013 - What Should Be the 'Abortion Shoe?'

6/28/2013 - Will Banning Porn Fix the Military's Sexual Assault Problem?

6/28/2013 - Lone Ranger Fashion Collab Features Actual Native American Designer

6/28/2013 - Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Nerdburgers

6/28/2013 - Be Honest: Is Your Kid an Asshole?

6/28/2013 - Cher Translates Her Crazy Tweets and It Is the Absolute Best

6/28/2013 - Advice Columnist Is Sorry for Making a Stink About Gendered Pronouns

6/28/2013 - Beyond 'Jappy': It's All About the Betches Now

6/28/2013 - These Emmy Awards Lawn Signs in LA Are Weird

6/28/2013 - Three-Parent Mutant Babies Coming Soon to the U.K.

6/28/2013 - Bert and Ernie Snuggle on The New Yorker's "Moment of Joy" Cover

6/28/2013 - University of Colorado Spent $100K to Prevent Weed-Smoking on 4/20

6/28/2013 - DQ Getting Employees Treadmills, Because Ice Cream

6/28/2013 - Danny Trejo Wants You to Know Your Boyfriend Is a Douchebag

6/28/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Bette Midler Serenades Dying Fan

6/28/2013 - Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi

6/28/2013 - Alec Baldwin Has Homophobic Twitter Temper Tantrum

6/27/2013 - What British People Say vs. What They Really Mean

6/27/2013 - David Beckham's Facial Hair: Yay or Nay?

6/27/2013 - Channing Tatum Drops Big, Pendulous Hint About a Magic Mike Sequel

6/27/2013 - Arya Stark Scandalized by Sexy Toothbrushes in World's Cutest Vine

6/27/2013 - If You're Eating Yogurt With a Metal Spoon You're Doing It Wrong

6/27/2013 - Melissa Joan Hart Made a Twitter for Her 9-Month-Old Son

6/27/2013 - Why Is Rachel Jeantel Being Treated Like She's the One on Trial?

6/27/2013 - Get It, Girl: Martha Stewart Maybe Admitted to Having a Threesome

6/27/2013 - Your Favorite Google Glass Porn App Has Removed All Its Porn

6/27/2013 - Forget The New Woman – The New Dad is All the Rage

6/27/2013 - Adults Addicted to Sexy Teen Dramas: Why It Hurts to Love Skins

6/27/2013 - Rick Perry Gives Wendy Davis Shit For Being a Teenage Mother

6/27/2013 - Does the World Need Plus Size Beauty Pageants?

6/27/2013 - What Your Receipts Reveal About Your Shameful Secrets

6/27/2013 - Glenn Beck Seriously Compared Paula Deen to Martin Luther King Jr.

6/27/2013 - Jimmy Kimmel Proves Tween Bieber Fans Will Belieb Anything

6/27/2013 - Meet Kate Moss's Real-Life Body Double

6/27/2013 - Wendy Davis and Her Sneakers Are Basically Running Everything Now

6/27/2013 - Watching Disney Princesses Explode Is Kinda Awesome

6/27/2013 - Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Riot in Singapore

6/27/2013 - A Show Called Jane The Virgin Might Be the Next Thing on Your DVR

6/27/2013 - Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired? B12 Shots Are Sweet Relief

6/27/2013 - Flavor Flav Adds 'Homosexuality Is a Choice' to Hype-Man Repertoire

6/27/2013 - Julianne Moore Eyes Delicious Part in Hunger Games Flick

6/27/2013 - Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Fed Them to Children

6/27/2013 - NYC Is Now the Largest City to Offer Paid Sick Days

6/27/2013 - Asshole Cats Acknowledge Your Existence in Imperceptible Ways

6/27/2013 - Michelle Obama Joins Instagram; Rose Garden Sunset Pix Are Inevitable

6/27/2013 - This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup

6/27/2013 - What the DOMA Decision Does and Doesn't Mean for Gay Marriage

6/27/2013 - 'Black Babies Cost Less': The Racial Realities of Adoption in America

6/27/2013 - Marine-Turned-Underwear Heartthrob Propositioned on The Tonight Show

6/27/2013 - Garfunkel & Oates Are All About That Anal Sex for Jesus

6/27/2013 - Nordstrom Crosses the Pinterest Rubicon, Starts Pinning Stuff IRL

6/27/2013 - Paula Deen Cruise, a.k.a. Titanic For Racists, Adds Additional Voyage

6/26/2013 - Turn Your Phone: The Most Important PSA Since This Is Your Brain on Drugs

6/26/2013 - Kate Moss Is One of the Witches of Eastwick

6/26/2013 - Meow Men Theme Might Be Better Than the Mad Men Theme

6/26/2013 - You Gotta See This Picture of San Francisco's City Hall

6/26/2013 - People Are Already Fantasy-Casting the Wendy Davis Filibuster Movie

6/26/2013 - Powerful Photos Celebrate the Effects of Birth on Women's Bodies

6/26/2013 - Kristen Bell Proposes to Dax Shepard

6/26/2013 - The Taiwanese Rendering of Last Night's Filibuster Is Perfectly Insane

6/26/2013 - These People Think Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Lead to Bestiality

6/26/2013 - 'Blurred Lines' Director Meant the Video to Be 'Subtly Ridiculing'

6/26/2013 - Prince Makes Janelle Monáe and Erykah Badu Even Cooler, If That Was Possible

6/26/2013 - Buy Wendy Davis' Pink Abortion Filibuster Sneakers

6/26/2013 - How One Model Has Been the Unpaid Face of Sally Hansen for 7 Years

6/26/2013 - This Dude Has Got to Be Kelly Rowland's Biggest Fan

6/26/2013 - Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Pretty Great.

6/26/2013 - Mad Men Meets The O.C. Is the Must-See Mashup to End All Mashups

6/26/2013 - Man Rips Off Own Penis After Eating Evil Mushrooms

6/26/2013 - In Memoriam: A Look Back at the Most Elegant Celebrity NOH8 Portraits

6/26/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Earring's Long Lost Twin

6/26/2013 - Here's a Trailer for a Movie About Sex Addicts With Gwyneth and Pink

6/26/2013 - Yessss, Mercury in Retrograde Is Here

6/26/2013 - Nancy Pelosi's Response to Michele Bachmann Is the Best Thing Ever

6/26/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke

6/26/2013 - Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Clothes

6/26/2013 - Emotional and Poignant Images From Today's DOMA & Prop 8 Celebrations

6/26/2013 - A Hijab Doesn't Automatically Make a Woman Into a Symbol

6/26/2013 - Children's Books Are Still Really, Really White

6/26/2013 - A Look at the Fucking Ridiculousness of the Texas Abortion Debate

6/26/2013 - Catfish Finds the Dumbest Romantic Ever

6/26/2013 - Pro-Hillary Clinton PAC Wants to Put Hil's Face On Your Boobs

6/26/2013 - The Sun Will Keep Showing Topless Women Whether You Like It Or Not

6/26/2013 - Prop 8 Plaintiff's On-Air Proposal Will Touch You in the Feelings

6/26/2013 - This Kitten Loves to Eat Almost as Much as You Do

6/26/2013 - 'Inside Amy Schumer' Tackles the Bummer of Breast Cancer Awareness

6/26/2013 - A Big Day for Gay: Supreme Court Strikes Down DOMA and Prop. 8

6/26/2013 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Sexy, Shiny Prison Escapee

6/26/2013 - Devil Wears Prada Sceenwriter to Adapt 'Jane Eyre' Graphic Novel

6/26/2013 - Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Excruciating Live Interview

6/26/2013 - Miley Threatens Her Dad With Ominous, Homewrecking Tweet

6/26/2013 - Texas Abortion Bill Is Dead. This Calls for a Celebratory Gif Party.

6/25/2013 - The Filibuster in Texas Is the Best Reality Show About Your Womb Ever

6/25/2013 - Cat in Shark Costume Chases Duck to Jaws Theme Because Why Not?

6/25/2013 - Great 'Husband Funny' Card, or Greatest 'Husband Funny' Card?

6/25/2013 - January, 1964 Woman's Day Cover Story Was a Gallery of Cat Portraits

6/25/2013 - As We Wait to Hear About DOMA, Let's Celebrate Love

6/25/2013 - Is Kim Kardashian Leaking Decoy Photos of Random Babies?

6/25/2013 - Anna Kendrick Turns Her Invisalign into a Fashion Statement

6/25/2013 - Studies Are Obsessed With 'Showing' the Secrets of Attractiveness

6/25/2013 - Let Duck Sauce's New Video (Hair) Dance You Into Happiness

6/25/2013 - Exposé on Miami's 'Sugar Baby' Culture Is Most Depressing Thing Ever

6/25/2013 - The Bachelorette by the Numbers, Episode 5

6/25/2013 - Yahoo Shareholder Hits on Marissa Mayer Like a Total Creep

6/25/2013 - 'This Misterie of Fucking': A Sex Manual From 1680

6/25/2013 - Rihanna Unleashes Her Wrath on Noted Troll Liz Jones

6/25/2013 - Science Gives Us Great (and Obvious) Excuses For Sweaty Summer Sex

6/25/2013 - Clarence Thomas Is the Absolute Worst. Here's Why.

6/25/2013 - A Definitive Guide to Gay Weddings as Told by the Media

6/25/2013 - M.I.A.'s 'Bring the Noize' Video Is Extra M.I.A.-y

6/25/2013 - Badass Texas Senator Launches Intense Filibuster Against Abortion Bill

6/25/2013 - NYDN Site Runs Paparazzi Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts

6/25/2013 - An Open Letter to Affirmative Action Reject Abigail Fisher

6/25/2013 - Creepy Photog Asked Alexa Chung to Take Off Her Clothes as a Teen

6/25/2013 - What K-Pop Has to Do With South Korea's Plastic Surgery Obsession

6/25/2013 - Beyond Cleavage: The Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob

6/25/2013 - Kids With Special Needs Compete in 'Miss You Can Do It' Pageant

6/25/2013 - Mamas, Don't Let Your Sons Grow Up to Have Style Blogs

6/25/2013 - Super Smart Congressman Thinks Sex Ed Teaches Kids How to Bang

6/25/2013 - This Woman Is Basically a Real Life Disney Princess

6/25/2013 - First-Time Moms May Develop OCD Symptoms

6/25/2013 - Is There Such a Thing as a Feminist Pick-Up Artist?

6/25/2013 - CPC Counselor Tells Undercover Activist Abortion Could Ruin Her Life

6/25/2013 - SCOTUS Declares Racism Over; Strikes Down Section of Voting Rights Act

6/25/2013 - Paula Deen's Sons Say It's 'Simply Baloney' to Call Her a Racist

6/25/2013 - Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, Kissing Babies, Stealing Our Hearts

6/25/2013 - Angelina Jolie Gave a Moving Speech on Rape to the UN Security Council

6/25/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are True Americans

6/25/2013 - Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead

6/24/2013 - Planning to Get Rich Off Those Beanie Babies? So Sad, Too Bad

6/24/2013 - Vanessa Williams Shimmers in Silver

6/24/2013 - The Cast of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Is Almost Entirely White

6/24/2013 - Paula Deen Is the Victim of a 'Lynch Mob,' Says Anne Rice

6/24/2013 - Oh, the Things You Can Make With a Penis Cake Pan

6/24/2013 - Least Convincing Study Ever: Voters Don't Care How Lady Politicos Look

6/24/2013 - One Of This Cat's Kittens Is A Puppy And I Cannot

6/24/2013 - Ke$ha's Spirit Animal of the Week is a Dyed Cat. Of Course.

6/24/2013 - Justice Alito Was a Real Dick to Justice Ginsburg

6/24/2013 - Men Are Victims of Military Sexual Assault, Too

6/24/2013 - Watch Kristen Wiig and Steve Carell Get Terrorized By a Huge-Ass Fly

6/24/2013 - That New York Times Article About Anthony Weiner's Women is Here

6/24/2013 - Sweet Summer Dresses and Hot, Hot Hair at The Way Way Back Premiere

6/24/2013 - So What Should I Do If My White Friend Uses the N-Word?

6/24/2013 - This Is the Only Thing You Need to See from Last Night's True Blood

6/24/2013 - Al Roker's Vines Are the Best-Worst Vines on All of Vine

6/24/2013 - Many Clothing Stores Have Zilch for the Average American Woman

6/24/2013 - Aaron Carter Attacked By Vicious Gang of New Kids on the Block Fans

6/24/2013 - Now You Can Have Sex in Monica Lewinsky's Old Clinton-Era Clothes

6/24/2013 - Snapkidz: Weird, Boring Snapchat for Children

6/24/2013 - SCOTUS Issues Ruling On Affirmative Action, and It's A Little Weird

6/24/2013 - Newspaper Censors the Word 'Vagina' in Vagina Monologues Ad

6/24/2013 - Wear This Coat Made of Chest Hair and Support Hairy Man Chests

6/24/2013 - The Mad Men Season Finale: Moment of Clarity

6/24/2013 - Digital Dementia: Your Smart Phone Is Giving You Brain Damage

6/24/2013 - Colorado Issues Landmark Ruling for Transgender Rights

6/24/2013 - Kanye West Wants 'To Make Kanye West as Dope as Possible'

6/24/2013 - If Strangers Think You're Pregnant, Dear Abby Recommends Liposuction

6/24/2013 - Surprise: Devious Maids Isn't the Worst Show Ever

6/24/2013 - How Bro Is a Bro? Let's Consult Our Bro-proval Matrix

6/24/2013 - Mika Brzezinski Is Sorry About That Shitty Russell Brand Interview

6/24/2013 - Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete List

6/24/2013 - Silvio Berlusconi Convicted of Being Criminally Gross

6/24/2013 - Streaker 'Freeballs' at the Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Show

6/24/2013 - EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda Missing From National Zoo

6/24/2013 - Is Your OB-GYN Also an Anti-Choice Nutjob Politician?

6/24/2013 - Jon Stewart on Egypt's Daily Show Might Be the Answer to World Peace

6/24/2013 - The Girl Scouts Are in Trouble

6/24/2013 - Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock Bring The Heat

6/24/2013 - Sneaky Texas GOP Pushes Bill That Would Basically Ban Abortion

6/24/2013 - Meet Everyone's Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter Quinoa

6/24/2013 - To Make Sure People Don't Hate You, Don't Be Ugly or Mean at Work

6/24/2013 - 'Impure Thoughts' Got This Girl Kicked Off Her Christian Football Team

6/24/2013 - New Allegation: Paula Deen Paid Black Employees in Beer

6/23/2013 - This Bunny's Mad As Hell And He's Not Gonna Take It Anymore

6/23/2013 - Do You Have 'Wife Material' Written All Over Your Face? Ask Science!

6/23/2013 - Serena Williams Now At Two Steubenville Apologies, One Sharapova Feud

6/23/2013 - 'Mostly White' Diners Line Up to Support Paula Deen's Racist-aurant

6/23/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Don't Be a Loser by Skipping the Mad Men Finale

6/23/2013 - Everyone's Obsessed with This Crazy NY Times Wedding Story

6/23/2013 - Johnny Depp, the Ageless Pose-Striker

6/23/2013 - Pete Campbell Is Basically a Civil Rights Pioneer, Says Pete Campbell

6/23/2013 - Why Are We So Fascinated With Female Suicides?

6/23/2013 - This Dog Food Ad Is Shamelessly (and Effectively) Manipulative

6/23/2013 - Check Out All These Old, Greek Balls from the Photo Collection Marbles

6/23/2013 - Giant Rugby Ad in Australia Features a Wallaby Probably Raping a Lion

6/23/2013 - Italy’s First Black National Officer Faced Shitty Facebook Racism

6/23/2013 - Mild ‘Shock’ to the Brain Lets People See Others as More Attractive

6/23/2013 - America's Elite Toddlers Face New Obstacles to Preschool Admission

6/23/2013 - ‘Avon Ladies’ of Uganda Sell Vital Medicine Cheaply Door-to-Door

6/23/2013 - Hypothetically, Hillary Clinton Is For Sure Running for President

6/23/2013 - Amanda Bynes Had Nose Surgery and You Didn't Even Send Her Flowers

6/22/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Cyndi Lauper Is 60

6/22/2013 - Why Yes, It Was Global Smurfs Day Today

6/22/2013 - Drinking Buddies Is Basically the New Girl Motion Picture

6/22/2013 - Anna Kendrick and Meryl Streep May Star in the Into the Woods Movie

6/22/2013 - A Complete Guide to All the Kinds of Racist Southerners

6/22/2013 - British Writer Bemoans David Cameron’s Lack of Sartorial Joie

6/22/2013 - British People Are Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests

6/22/2013 - The Internet Agrees: Cat People Are Smarter Than Dog People

6/22/2013 - Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Fucking Hands, Okay?

6/22/2013 - Baby Mammals Twitch in Their Sleep Because They’re Learning Cute Moves

6/22/2013 - Women, Booze, and the Glaring Gender Disparity in AA’s Philosophy

6/22/2013 - Game of Thrones, Now with More Indie Quirk!

6/22/2013 - Oral Sex Apparently an Old Jedi Mind Trick to Ensure Women’s Fidelity

6/22/2013 - WTF? Ugliest Dog Contest Winner Walle Is Actually Pretty Cute

6/22/2013 - Paula Deen Fans Take Their Outrage, Misspellings to Facebook

6/21/2013 - Lance Bass Says that Amanda Bynes Isn't Herself Right Now

6/21/2013 - Happy Birthday, Lil BUB: We Love You and Your Cute, Funny Face

6/21/2013 - Drake Discovers Communication Theory

6/21/2013 - George W. Bush's Awful "Anti-Prostitution Oath" Is Unconstitutional

6/21/2013 - A Celebration of Hypnotic, Inscrutable Mad Men Promos

6/21/2013 - Here Are Some Other Things To Wear On Your Head Besides a Headdress

6/21/2013 - Ridiculous Things We've Said or Done to Get With Someone

6/21/2013 - Fox News Talking Head to Tamara Holder: 'Know Your Place and Shut Your Mouth'

6/21/2013 - Jake Gyllenhaal Is Dating All the Models Right Now

6/21/2013 - Why No One Takes Having a Fear of Driving Seriously

6/21/2013 - Cat Hangs Out in Fish Bowl Because He Doesn't Give a Shit

6/21/2013 - The Food Network Fires Paula Deen for Obvious Reasons

6/21/2013 - Today Is Take Your Dog to Work Day! Oh, But WHY THOUGH

6/21/2013 - MasterChef Might Have a Sexual Harassment Problem [UPDATED]

6/21/2013 - Help! How Do I Get Rid Of Blood Stains?

6/21/2013 - Paula Deen Apology Video, Take 2: We Are Not Those Kind of People

6/21/2013 - Your Afternoon Cry: The Latest 'Child Hears for the First Time' Video

6/21/2013 - GOP Asshat: Miss America Congressional Hopeful Like a 'Street Walker'

6/21/2013 - Humans Are the Worst: Western Black Rhinos Now Extinct

6/21/2013 - School Dress Code Mysteriously Bans Afro-Puffs (Updated)

6/21/2013 - Paula Deen Begs for Forgiveness in 'Sorry About the Racism' Video

6/21/2013 - Why I Love My Bitchy Resting Face

6/21/2013 - Kourtney Kardashian Is Single-Handedly Trying to Make Turbans Happen

6/21/2013 - Aggressive Indictments Against Celeb Worship: The Bling Ring, Reviewed

6/21/2013 - Get Ready to Play Paula Deen Apology Bingo!

6/21/2013 - Domestic Violence Poses as Much of a Health Risk to Women as Smoking

6/21/2013 - All the Cool Kids Are Huffing Vaporized Alcohol

6/21/2013 - Which Homophobic Congressman Is About to be Outed as Gay?

6/21/2013 - Kickstarter Apologizes: 'We Were Wrong' to Fund Rapey Project

6/21/2013 - Watch the Gender-Bending New Robyn/Snoop Video and Dance at Your Desk

6/21/2013 - An Easy Guide to Fending Off Pick Up Artists

6/21/2013 - Eye-Leak Alert: Dogs and Inmates Teach Each Other Life Lessons

6/21/2013 - 100s of Pro-Choice Texans Took Over a B.S. Abortion Hearing Last Night

6/21/2013 - Horrifying Hazing Pics Will Make You Want to Lock Up Your Kids Forever

6/21/2013 - Monitoring the Media's Coverage of Men's and Women's Sports

6/21/2013 - Handy New App Helps You Avoid Everyone Ever

6/21/2013 - Does Science Shed Light on Why We Don't Believe Rape Victims?

6/21/2013 - Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan's Arrest

6/21/2013 - A Lesson In Patience & Persistence From Shohreh Aghdashloo

6/21/2013 - Taylor Swift Tee Discontinued by A&F After Fans Unleash Their Wrath

6/21/2013 - Paula Deen Bails on Matt Lauer Interview About Racist Remarks

6/20/2013 - James Gandolfini Loved His Rescue Dog, and His Last Film Co-Stars a Pit

6/20/2013 - J. Lo Wears Half of My Prom Dress to Get Her Walk of Fame Star

6/20/2013 - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Name Their Baby North (Yes, North West)

6/20/2013 - Paul Feig, Honorary Woman, Is Making a Lady James Bond Comedy

6/20/2013 - Nigella Lawson Isn't Wearing Her Wedding Ring, Whatever That Means

6/20/2013 - Steal That Asshole Karl Lagerfeld's Sunglasses in Bizarre New Game

6/20/2013 - Courtney Love to Pickle: 'Fuck Em All'

6/20/2013 - The Huge, Heavenly and Hilarious Hats of the Royal Ascot

6/20/2013 - James Gandolfini Once Went on Sesame Street to Talk About Being Scared

6/20/2013 - Simon Doonan Demands More Men in Speedos

6/20/2013 - Female Traders Are To Blame For Every Reckless Financial Crisis

6/20/2013 - Paul Frank and Native American Artists Collaborate on Clothing Line

6/20/2013 - Hispanic Shooter of Black Teenager to Be Tried by Jury of White Ladies

6/20/2013 - On Miley Cyrus, Ratchet Culture and Accessorizing With Black People

6/20/2013 - Fashion Shoot Taps Into Hoarding's Glamorous Side

6/20/2013 - Sexy Movie About Sexy Book to Be Sexily Directed by Sexy Lady

6/20/2013 - How Sofia Coppola Whitewashed The Bling Ring

6/20/2013 - 'Fertile and 30' Is the New 'Flirty and 30'

6/20/2013 - Urban Outfitters Pulls Least Offensive UO Product From Stores

6/20/2013 - Kickstarter Says Rapey Project Is 'Abhorrent,' Allows Funding Anyway

6/20/2013 - Baby Falls Out of Window, Is Caught by Joe Torre's Daughter

6/20/2013 - The Concept of 'Fetal Pain' Is Bullshit

6/20/2013 - Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Right to Dress as Such

6/20/2013 - $2k for Sandals? Shoe Prices Have Reached New Levels of Insanity

6/20/2013 - Breaking: The Nightmare Is Over, Kaidence Is Not the Kimye Babye Name

6/20/2013 - Christian Group Closes Doors and Apologizes for Anti-Gay Mission

6/20/2013 - Millennial Women Supposedly Don't Care About Success, Won't Lean In

6/20/2013 - Whoopi Goldberg's 'Rape-Rape' Problem Extends to Steubenville

6/20/2013 - Edie Falco Remembers Her On-Screen Husband James Gandolfini

6/20/2013 - City Combats Dog Poop Problem With Image of Little Girl Eating Shit

6/20/2013 - Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want You to Kill Yourself

6/20/2013 - The Most Amazing Wedding Text Message Fight of Our Time

6/20/2013 - Deluded Joe Francis Insists He Is Not Controlling His Girlfriend

6/20/2013 - The New Hottest Trend is Taking Sexy Photos with Your Friends

6/20/2013 - Get Some Sleep or Risk Cancer, Stupidity, Fatness, Misery, Death

6/20/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Stephen Colbert's Tearful Tribute to His Late Mother

6/20/2013 - Kate Middleton's Birth Announcement Will Be Revealed via Royal Easel

6/19/2013 - Three U.S. Naval Academy Football Players Charged with Rape

6/19/2013 - Questlove and Andrew WK Will Always Party Hard

6/19/2013 - Johnny Depp Wants to Fix Racism With Tonto

6/19/2013 - Fuck Today, Let's Look at This Capybara Hanging With Other Animals

6/19/2013 - Snooki Loves Gay People So Much that She's Praying for a Gay Son

6/19/2013 - Read Paula Deen's Depo: She Loves the Look & Professionalism of Slaves

6/19/2013 - James Gandolfini Has Died at Age 51

6/19/2013 - GOP Congressman: Fight Gayism With Reinforced Gender Stereotypes

6/19/2013 - Geraldo Rivera: Sad About Michael Hastings, Sadder for McChrystal

6/19/2013 - Hold on to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Happening

6/19/2013 - Model From Vice Suicide Shoot Speaks: 'I Was Uncomfortable'

6/19/2013 - Here's the Stuff You Do That Your Boyfriend Hates (According to Reddit)

6/19/2013 - Cher's First Live Performance in Over a Decade Is Weirdly Magnificent

6/19/2013 - Attention Emotionless Husks: The American Workforce Is Dead Inside

6/19/2013 - Cool Prank Audition Convinces Women to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler

6/19/2013 - Cosmopolitan Editor Wants to Cover More Politics

6/19/2013 - No, Nigella Lawson's Public Choking Isn't a 'Private' Matter

6/19/2013 - Former Marine-Turned-Underwear Model Sets Hearts Aflutter on Today

6/19/2013 - Surprise, Surprise: The HPV Vaccine Works Wonders

6/19/2013 - Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Because MISANDRY

6/19/2013 - This Kitten's Dance Moves Are Meowvelous

6/19/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give Kim a Blingy Push Present

6/19/2013 - Dolce and Gabbana Receive Fabulously Suspended Jail Sentence

6/19/2013 - Catholic Church Rules Gay Men Can Get Married -- to Lesbians

6/19/2013 - Your Diet Pills Are Trying to Kill You

6/19/2013 - Bachelor Host Releases Dating App Because We Definitely Need More

6/19/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find These Tan Peep Toe Sandals

6/19/2013 - Most Minnesota Story Ever: Mother & Son Steal $5K Worth of Gopher Feet

6/19/2013 - 'Spanking for Jesus' Is Exactly as Fucked Up as It Sounds

6/19/2013 - Third GOP Senator Announces Support for Gay Marriage With Moving Op-Ed

6/19/2013 - Smoke-Spray Crotches and Lip Balm: Miley Cyrus's New Video Is Weird

6/19/2013 - Obesity Officially Recognized as a Disease by the A.M.A.

6/19/2013 - Natty Millennial Men Are Embracing Makeup and Handbags

6/19/2013 - The Rules for Getting Laid: The Most Hilarious Self-Help Sex Book Ever

6/19/2013 - The World Is Getting a Show About Donuts Because It's What We Deserve

6/19/2013 - Hit Girl to Dude in Kick-Ass 2: 'Take Your Tampon Out'

6/19/2013 - Serena Williams Clarifies Her Steubenville Victim-Blaming Comments

6/19/2013 - Channing Tatum Stars in Weird 'Channing All Over Your Tatum' Slow Jam

6/19/2013 - Redditor's PUA Kickstarter Project Recommends Sexual Assault

6/19/2013 - Kind of a Big Deal: The Full Anchorman 2 Trailer Is Here

6/19/2013 - Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets

6/18/2013 - Your Evening Cry: Things Dogs Teach Us

6/18/2013 - What the World Needs Now: Kickstopper, for Killing Awful Kickstarters

6/18/2013 - Your Day Just Got 600% Better: Meet Alabama's All Male Cheerleading Team

6/18/2013 - Bleak: Bill That Seeks to Ban Abortion After 20 Weeks Passes House

6/18/2013 - Bar Lifts Heels-Only Dress Code After Resounding 'What the Fuck'

6/18/2013 - Yes, There Were Cameras Near Kim Kardashian's Crowning Vagina

6/18/2013 - GOP Rep Says It's Time to 'Welcome Your Children Who Can Feel Pain'

6/18/2013 - Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Don't Deserve Rights

6/18/2013 - GQ Made Drake Their Coverboy Just for Amanda Bynes

6/18/2013 - Girl Guides Don't Have to Pledge to God and Country Anymore

6/18/2013 - Katy Perry to Vogue: Russell Brand Asked for Divorce via Text Message

6/18/2013 - The New Backstreet Boys Song is Zzzzzz

6/18/2013 - It Happened to Her: xoJane Screwed Up Her Disney World Rape Story

6/18/2013 - Elle Editor: Hell Yeah Women Produce 'Serious Journalism'

6/18/2013 - Allison Williams Has Advice for You Freaks Who Don't Own TVs

6/18/2013 - Racist Panic Means We Get to Pretend Sarah Palin Matters Again

6/18/2013 - Dear Penises: You're Great, Really. Don't Be So Self-Conscious.

6/18/2013 - Serena Williams Thinks the Steubenville Rape Victim Was Asking For It

6/18/2013 - Vogue Writer Tries to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown

6/18/2013 - Hairy Tights Are Maybe a Thing; Leg Hair Phobia Is Definitely a Thing

6/18/2013 - Ed Hardy Says Jon Gosselin Ruined His Tattoo T-Shirt Empire

6/18/2013 - FYI: Your 'Sexual Prime' Is Whenever the Hell You Want It to Be

6/18/2013 - The WSJ Needs to Stop Publishing James Taranto's Rape Apologia

6/18/2013 - Dan Harmon Says He Doesn't Want to Be Known as a 'Rape Joke' Guy

6/18/2013 - Miley Cyrus Attempts to Get Us Psyched About 'We Can't Stop,' Fails

6/18/2013 - New App Shall Collectively Save us All From Tyranny of Dog Walkers

6/18/2013 - You Know You Want This Handmade Guinea Pig Chain Mail

6/18/2013 - UK Hospitals Allow Salespeople to Target Mothers Minutes After Birth

6/18/2013 - Shopping for a Husband? Hope You're Ready to Get Screwed Over

6/18/2013 - John Mayer + Prancercise = New Song About Taylor Swift

6/18/2013 - 'Real Housewives of NYC' Cast Caught Staging, Re-filming Scenes

6/18/2013 - Get Ready for the First Female Navy SEALS

6/18/2013 - Drake to GQ: Sex Is Not a Priority (But If You're Cool I'm Down)

6/18/2013 - Vice Quietly Deletes That Suicide Fashion Spread

6/18/2013 - Auto Shops Don't Mean to Overcharge Women, But They Do

6/18/2013 - The 9 Best Sex Tips from Kanye West's New Album 'Yeezus'

6/18/2013 - Eva Longoria's Outfit Harbors a Terrible Secret

6/18/2013 - Carousels and Baton-Twirls: The Bachelorette by the Numbers, Episode 4

6/18/2013 - Texas Rep Says Abortion Is Evil Because Fetuses Masturbate in the Womb

6/18/2013 - Radio Station Describes Hockey Play With the Words 'Raped Basically'

6/18/2013 - Meet the Marine Who Lost a Leg and Gained a Modeling Career

6/18/2013 - Rihanna Heading to Love Rehab to Finally Get Over You-Know-Who

6/17/2013 - Charles Eames Marriage Proposal to Ray Is Maybe the Sweetest Ever

6/17/2013 - Wave Hello to Dr. Barbra Streisand

6/17/2013 - Superman's Hairy Chest Is Bringing 1950s Sexy Back

6/17/2013 - Jon Snow Has the Eye of the Tiger in Game of Thrones Training Montage

6/17/2013 - Katie Couric Interviews the 'Bad Girls Club' of The Bachelor

6/17/2013 - Melissa Etheridge Calls Angelina Jolie's Mastectomy a 'Fearful Choice'

6/17/2013 - Vice Published a Fashion Spread of Female Writer Suicides [Updated]

6/17/2013 - Evan Rachel Wood and Lena Dunham Offended by Lone Ranger's Tonto

6/17/2013 - Bollywood Superstar Under Investigation for Pre-Natal Gender Testing

6/17/2013 - NASA Chooses Four New Lady Astronauts to Menstruate in Outer Space

6/17/2013 - Male TSA Officer Tells 15-Year-Old Girl to 'Cover Up'

6/17/2013 - Tyra Banks Wore Epic Sweats to Visit a Marijuana Dispensary

6/17/2013 - UK Will Be Rolling in Cash Thanks to Kate Middleton and the Royal Babe

6/17/2013 - Christopher Guest Pretends to be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile

6/17/2013 - GOP Plan: Appeal to Hip Millennials With Hilarious Abortion Jokes

6/17/2013 - Three Reasons to Get Excited About the New Tomb Raider Movie

6/17/2013 - Will Betty and Sally Draper Be the New Big and Little Edie Beales?

6/17/2013 - Study: Men Die Sooner Than Women Because They Are Fragile Flowers

6/17/2013 - Ice Cream, and My Heart, Melts From Simba's Love

6/17/2013 - Creative High Schooler Sneaks Biggie Quote Into Yearbook via Nerd Code

6/17/2013 - I Got Drunk on All Kinds of Celebrity Liquor So You Don't Have To

6/17/2013 - SCOTUS Confirms: Dumb Arizona Law is Totally Dumb

6/17/2013 - Chris Brown Barfs His Chris Brown-ness All Over the Memory of Aaliyah

6/17/2013 - Debate Around Academic Porn Journal Is Exactly Why We Need It

6/17/2013 - Marc Jacobs Once Called Cara Delevingne a "Dwarf"

6/17/2013 - The Complete Amanda Bynes Ugly Index

6/17/2013 - College Kids of America: The Government Wants Your Adderall

6/17/2013 - GOP Appoints Woman to Be New Person to Say Dumb Crap About Women

6/17/2013 - Flashy Fashion and Serious Cleavage at the Daytime Emmys

6/17/2013 - Nigella's Husband Says He Wasn't REALLY Choking Her in Those Pics, Duh

6/17/2013 - How We Got the Idea That Ladymags Don't Publish 'Serious Journalism'

6/17/2013 - New C-Section Tool Prevents Scars So You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars

6/17/2013 - Girl Meets World Gets Series Order, Will Not Star Shawn's Bowl Cut

6/17/2013 - Bon Appetit Says Being a Fortune 500 CEO Is a Man's Domain

6/17/2013 - Leo DiCaprio as Breakdancing '90s D-Bag Trader in Wolf of Wall Street

6/17/2013 - People Don Their Skivvies to Push for Body Diversity at Victoria's Secret

6/17/2013 - Your Morning Cry: French Gay Marriage Ad Will Use Up All Your Kleenex

6/17/2013 - Kate Moss's Nipples To Celebrate Playboy's 60th Anniversary

6/17/2013 - Sterling Cooper & Partners' Press Release Is Pretty Damn Fantastic

6/16/2013 - This Dog Waves Her Butt in the Air Like She Just Don't Care

6/16/2013 - The Sun Shines on Solange at Bonnaroo

6/16/2013 - What's Your Funniest, Saddest, and/or Loveliest Dad Memories?

6/16/2013 - University Kicks Woman Out for Being Gay, Still Charges Tuition

6/16/2013 - Here's Some Questionable Advice from TV Dads

6/16/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Were You Super-Busy Celebrating Bloomsday?

6/16/2013 - As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than Don Draper

6/16/2013 - New Egyptian Show Solves TV Sexism by Not Writing Female Characters

6/16/2013 - Duh, You Don't Need to Buy All That Stuff, You Just Need to Know You COULD

6/16/2013 - Unfortunately, These Dogs Realized Too Late That They Couldn't Swim

6/16/2013 - By the Way, Lots of Dudes Aspire to Be Dads

6/16/2013 - The New Ellen Page Indie Movie May Be the Indiest Movie Yet

6/16/2013 - Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Veil on Lady-Boners

6/16/2013 - Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in Jar, Nearly Dies

6/16/2013 - How Many Awful Euphemisms for ‘Penis’ Can One Magazine Invent?

6/16/2013 - Here’s That Man of Steel Porn Parody You Probably Can’t Masturbate To

6/16/2013 - A Series of Brutal Attacks in Pakistan Targeted University Women

6/16/2013 - A Father's Day Message from Louis de Bernières: Moms Can't Rough House

6/16/2013 - Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Public

6/15/2013 - Saturday Night Social: You're Living In The Past, Jo!

6/15/2013 - Menopause: An Evolutionary Response To Men Chasing Younger Women?

6/15/2013 - By All Means, Project Your Weird Bullshit Onto Motherhood And Writing.

6/15/2013 - Father's Day Miscellany For Those Of Us With Deadbeat Dads

6/15/2013 - Kim Kardashian Gave Birth To A Baby Girl [Updates]

6/15/2013 - What I'd Like for Father's Day: An Open Letter to My Daughter

6/15/2013 - Watch Insane Kitten's Excellent Dissertation For PhD In Dog Annoyance

6/15/2013 - LGBT Advocates Angry At Obama's Wishy-Washiness Re: Discrimination Law

6/15/2013 - A Final Glimpse Of Her Royal Knocked-Upness Kate Middleton

6/15/2013 - Baltimore's Mother Mary Lange May Be The First African-American Saint

6/15/2013 - Lest We Forget, Brown Kids Absolutely Deserve More Brown Superheroes

6/15/2013 - O'Charleys Employs Faux Ron Swanson To Sell You Cowboy Meat

6/15/2013 - Duuuude: Salma Hayek Considered Her Baby Weight a 'Disfigurement'

6/14/2013 - Miley Cyrus Is 'Fine' with Parents' Split but Worried About Her Sister

6/14/2013 - Justin Bieber Takes Care of Your Need to See a Frog Mowing the Lawn

6/14/2013 - Pentagon Official Abuses Power in Pursuit of Cat Care

6/14/2013 - Help Wanted: Lululemon Seeks CEO Who Voted for Pedro, Does Headstands

6/14/2013 - Patton Oswalt Wrote a Gorgeous Essay on Rape Jokes and Comedy and Life

6/14/2013 - Miley's 'Jweats' and Other Ways to Prove That You CAN Have It All

6/14/2013 - Movies About Women Have an Audience, So Why Aren't They Getting Made?

6/14/2013 - This Is What We Talk About When We Talk About Pubes

6/14/2013 - This Hillary Clinton Selfie Is the Best Thing You'll See Today

6/14/2013 - Noted Scholar Jeb Bush Says Immigrants Are 'More Fertile'

6/14/2013 - Jonathan Franzen Solved Sexism

6/14/2013 - I LOVE ALL CAPS AND I AM NEVER GOING TO STOP USING THEM

6/14/2013 - Tennessee Judge Says Lady Lawyers Shouldn't Show Their Elbows

6/14/2013 - The Surprising Nuances of 'Bro'

6/14/2013 - A Real-Life Bling Ring Crash Course: The Best (Worst) of Alexis Neiers

6/14/2013 - Female Senator Points Out Immigration Bill Kinda Screws Women Over

6/14/2013 - This Weekend Marks the 50th Anniversary of the First Woman in Space

6/14/2013 - Bras Are Not From Outer Space and We Can Totally Figure Out This Crap

6/14/2013 - Please Don't Hit On Me Via LinkedIn

6/14/2013 - 'Merry Christmas Law' to Shove Holiday Cheer Down Your Heathen Throat

6/14/2013 - Australian Army Chief Demonstrates How to Properly Confront Sex Abuse

6/14/2013 - Semi-Terrifying Dating Site Reveals What Strangers Really Think of You

6/14/2013 - Gorgeous Gowns on Living Legends at the amfAR Inspiration Gala

6/14/2013 - Emma Watson's Next Flick: A Girl-Power Game of Thrones

6/14/2013 - I Read the Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm a Monster

6/14/2013 - Ohio House Republicans Want to Pit Your Abortion Provider Against You

6/14/2013 - Debenhams Bans Retouching of Its Lingerie Models

6/14/2013 - Celebrate Friday by Sweeping the Floor With a Kitten

6/14/2013 - Meet the Men of Congress's Powerful Douchebag Caucus

6/14/2013 - Cable TV Is Some Kind of Birth Control

6/14/2013 - This One Time, I Licked My Friend's Eyeball

6/14/2013 - The Latest Sexy Man Ad That Has One Million Moms' Panties in a Bunch

6/14/2013 - Best Response Ever to Racist Haters of Cheerios Commercial

6/14/2013 - Don't Ask Writers to Work for Free Unless You Want an Eloquent 'Fuck Off'

6/14/2013 - 11-Year-Old Sebastien De La Cruz Owns the National Anthem Again

6/14/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Transferred From Betty Ford For Being Hella Disruptive

6/13/2013 - Kurt Cobain Was Once Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti

6/13/2013 - Have You Donated Money to One of America's 50 Worst Charities?

6/13/2013 - Gabby Sidibe Is Sparkle in Motion

6/13/2013 - Melissa McCarthy Responds to Rex Reed's Fat-Shaming Bullshit

6/13/2013 - Voice-over Nerds Rejoice Because the Trailer for In A World is Here

6/13/2013 - Nervous Straights: Letting Gay People Marry Will Not Hurt You. At All.

6/13/2013 - Dita Von Teese Is Bewildered by Television

6/13/2013 - Tim Riggins Is Blond Now, FYI

6/13/2013 - CIA's Cool New Deputy Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Bookstore

6/13/2013 - SCOTUS Avoids Dystopian Nightmare and Says Your Genes Belong to You

6/13/2013 - Genius Jumpsuits at the Women in Film Crystal + Lucy Awards

6/13/2013 - Glamorous NSA Used to Hold Beauty Pageants

6/13/2013 - Wendi Deng Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend

6/13/2013 - Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Legal Before Now

6/13/2013 - Facebook Won't Remove Mastectomy Photos...Unless It Feels Like It

6/13/2013 - Frat Plays Humiliating, Racist, Homophobic 'Prank' on Mailman [UPDATED]

6/13/2013 - Condé Nast Is the Latest Company to Get Sued by Interns

6/13/2013 - Sex Yelp: New App Lets Ladies Anonymously Rate and Review Hookups

6/13/2013 - Now You Will Be Able to Smell 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

6/13/2013 - Meet a Guy Who Puts Those 'Big Booty Bitches' in Rap Videos

6/13/2013 - John Galliano Says Researching Rudolf Nureyev Made Him Racist

6/13/2013 - Someone Stapled Clothing to Rihanna's Bare Boobs

6/13/2013 - 'Forced Fatherhood'? Yeah, Okay, Whatever

6/13/2013 - Rupert Murdoch Divorces Wendi Deng

6/13/2013 - We Want Cute Plus Size Clothes, and We Fucking Want Them Yesterday

6/13/2013 - Cat Runs for Mayor of Mexican Town, Will Definitely Win Internet Vote

6/13/2013 - What's It Like to Be Joe Francis' Girlfriend? Kinda Hellish.

6/13/2013 - Transplant Goes Well For Girl Who Was Originally Denied New Lungs

6/13/2013 - Ignoring Anti-Woman Wingnuttery Won't Make It Go Away

6/13/2013 - Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace Party

6/13/2013 - Republican Mansplains That Men Are Better Thinkers Because Man Brains

6/13/2013 - The Plight of San Francisco's Tamale Lady

6/13/2013 - How to Leave a Cool Digital Trail in Case Your Partner Gets Famous

6/13/2013 - Duchess Kate Wears Something Wild

6/13/2013 - This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus

6/13/2013 - Arizona Senator's Precocious Son Calls Himself 'N1ggerKiller'

6/13/2013 - Oprah Makes Shows for Black Women and Finally Finds Success With OWN

6/13/2013 - An Open Letter to a Few Good Magazine Editors

6/13/2013 - GOP Candidate Calls House Republican a 'Moron' for Moronic Rape Remark

6/13/2013 - Chloë Sevigny Hates Your Cutoff Shorts

6/12/2013 - Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Into Your Heart

6/12/2013 - Dita Von Teese Is a Golden God

6/12/2013 - Brutally Honest Disney Movie Posters Are Both Sad and Hilarious

6/12/2013 - Let's All Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae

6/12/2013 - Mom Dives Under Out of Control Cab to Save Baby (and She Does!)

6/12/2013 - Michael Jackson Felt His Children Were 'Living Like Vagabonds'

6/12/2013 - Whole Foods All About Spanish Foods, But Please Don't Speak in Spanish

6/12/2013 - Hugh Hefner's Son is Living The World's Most Depraved Rom Com

6/12/2013 - People Will One Day Communicate Solely in Emotive Animal Pictures

6/12/2013 - Are Bras From Outer Space? Why Can't We Figure Out Bras?

6/12/2013 - Here's What Happens to (Poor) Women Who Are Denied Abortions

6/12/2013 - Confirmed: Many, Many Female Gamers Exist. 50% of All Gamers, in Fact.

6/12/2013 - Robert Pattinson is Face of Dior Homme, But What About L'eau de R.Patz?

6/12/2013 - Here's a 'Where Babies Come From Book' That Doesn't Suck

6/12/2013 - Ariel Castro Pleads Not Guilty to Hundreds of Horrific Charges

6/12/2013 - Tell Us If You've Ever Seen a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top

6/12/2013 - 14 Life Lessons From an Awesomely Batshit Interview With Kanye West

6/12/2013 - Racists Angry Because Little Brown Boy Sang the National Anthem

6/12/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Find Aria's Dangly Yellow Earrings

6/12/2013 - Gisele Bündchen Is the Best Advertisement for Her Lingerie Line

6/12/2013 - These Hilariously Outdated Fabio Book Covers Will Make Your Day

6/12/2013 - Deja Vu: GOP Rep Says Pregnancy Rates for Rape Victims Are 'Very Low'

6/12/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Zac Efron Desperately Seeking Menage à Trois

6/12/2013 - Who Is This Creep in Magic Magic and What Did He Do with Michael Cera?

6/12/2013 - We Need to Talk About 16-Year-Old Singer-Songwriter Lorde

6/12/2013 - Increased Access to Plan B Does Nothing for Drug Companies' Profits

6/12/2013 - Apparently Teens Are Now Throwing Themselves Out of Buses for Fun

6/12/2013 - Naomi Watts Is Appropriately Tragic and Pretty in Diana Trailer

6/12/2013 - Quit Fucking Asking Me Questions: A Refresher Course

6/12/2013 - Woman Arrested by Same Officer Who Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Her

6/12/2013 - Mother and Daughter Somehow Cram $60k Into Their Bras

6/12/2013 - Awesome Grandmas From Around the World Display Their Home Cooking

6/12/2013 - Parents Flip Out Over High School 'Suicide Note' Writing Assignment

6/12/2013 - Would You Take a Pill to Stay Happily Married?

6/12/2013 - The Preternatural Ladies of True Blood Bare Skin

6/12/2013 - Judge Rules for Unpaid Interns Who Worked on Black Swan

6/12/2013 - Lady Senators Will Get a Much-Deserved Bigger Bathroom

6/12/2013 - Your Morning Happy Cry: This Father-Son Team Is the Best

6/12/2013 - Victorian Moms Loved to Be Photographed Breastfeeding

6/12/2013 - Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'

6/12/2013 - Australian PM's Body Parts Offered Up on Opposing Party's Dinner Menu

6/11/2013 - Baby Sea Lion Snuggles Leg of Luckiest Person Alive

6/11/2013 - Yikes: Kate and Will Face Swap Is Mesmerizingly Horrific

6/11/2013 - George W Bush Remembered Favorably? OK, Sure.

6/11/2013 - Roberto Cavalli Press Release Turns Beyonce into a Bratz Doll

6/11/2013 - (Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Town to Ban Sagging Pants

6/11/2013 - Rob Lowe Stares Into the Internet and Dreadlocked Rob Lowe Stares Back

6/11/2013 - Horriblest-Craziest Video Ever: Naked Man Attacks Woman at Metro Stop

6/11/2013 - Daphne Guinness Sounds Kinda Like Nico in her First Music Video

6/11/2013 - Gee, State Department Employees Sure Love Hookers a Lot

6/11/2013 - Watch the Adorable Cheerios Girl Be Adorable in Her First Interview

6/11/2013 - A Recent History of Legal Weight Loss Drugs

6/11/2013 - The Bachelorette by the Numbers, Episode 3

6/11/2013 - Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study

6/11/2013 - What's That Smell? Oh, It's Just the Stink of Rotting Cicada Corpses.

6/11/2013 - Butt Plugs and Bitches: The Emails West Point Doesn't Want You to See

6/11/2013 - Man Rapes Unconscious Woman to 'Save Her Life,' Like That's a Thing

6/11/2013 - Like a Man on a Mission, The-Dream Releases Another Porn-y Video

6/11/2013 - Manic Pixie Dreamguy Inexplicably Twerks His Way Around London

6/11/2013 - Wow: This Pregnancy 'Belt' Lets Dads Feel Their Babies Kick

6/11/2013 - This Stupid Saint Laurent Babydoll Dress Costs $68,000

6/11/2013 - If You're Going to Pop the Question, Do It Without the Showboating

6/11/2013 - Gaming Conference Welcomes Women With Hilaaaarious Rape Joke

6/11/2013 - Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Hudson Attend Wal-Mart Extravaganza

6/11/2013 - Senator Wants to Force New Immigrants to Speak English USA! USA! USA!

6/11/2013 - Everyone's Mom Has Convinced You Not to Go to India Because of Rape

6/11/2013 - NSA Leaker's Romantic Life Reads Like Escapist Fan Fiction

6/11/2013 - Here's the Game of Thrones/'Dick In a Box' Mashup You Knew Was Coming

6/11/2013 - New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby Back Together

6/11/2013 - Casino Cocktail Servers Not Thrilled With Torturous High Heel Mandate

6/11/2013 - A Hilarious Lesson from George Takei: Nature Is All Kinds of Gay

6/11/2013 - Tampons Have Applicators Because Your Ladyparts are Filthy and Sinful

6/11/2013 - Texas Group Spreading Girl Power By Giving Women Free Guns

6/11/2013 - Kitten Goes Godzilla on Toy Car

6/11/2013 - Is Lady Gaga Scared of Cameron Diaz 'Stealing' Her Boyfriend? (Um, No)

6/10/2013 - Your Appliances Are Trying to Kill You While You Sleep

6/10/2013 - Sesame Street Teaches Kids About Incarceration

6/10/2013 - Game of Thrones? More Like Game of Braids

6/10/2013 - Feds Say They’ll Allow Morning-After Pill for All Ages

6/10/2013 - Are Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgard Secretly Dating?

6/10/2013 - Is This Baltimore Sublet the Cutest Craigslist Ad of All Time?

6/10/2013 - If 'Rape Warnings' Belong on Alcohol Products, These Warnings Do Too

6/10/2013 - Mindy Kaling Formulates the Best Reason for Inventing a Time Machine

6/10/2013 - Are Cat Hairdos the New Cat Bearding?

6/10/2013 - 400 Indian Brides-to-Be Forced to Take Virginity Tests at Mass Wedding

6/10/2013 - 'Free Speech' Doesn't Include Showing Dead Fetus Posters to Kids

6/10/2013 - Enraged Cat Owners Harass and Threaten Bird Conservationist

6/10/2013 - This Is Just To Say: William Carlos Williams, a Posthumous Twitter Sensation

6/10/2013 - Game of Boners: For the Benefit of the Family

6/10/2013 - Don't Worry, Dudes: The Heat Is a 'Gender Neutral' Movie

6/10/2013 - The Documentary 20 Feet From Stardom Looks Amazing

6/10/2013 - Nestlé is Making a 'Premium' Bottled Water Aimed at 'Stylish' Women

6/10/2013 - 10 Reasons Sluts Make Better Friends

6/10/2013 - It's the 50th Anniversary of the Equal Pay Act. How Are We Doing?

6/10/2013 - Kanye West Inceptionizes Us With 'American Psycho' Music Video

6/10/2013 - Women's Employment Numbers Are Up, But Don't Get Too Excited

6/10/2013 - Sorry, Neo Cavemen, But Your Paleo Diet Is Pretty Much Bullshit

6/10/2013 - Humans 100,000 Years in the Future Will Look Pants-Pissingly Scary

6/10/2013 - Pinning Clothing So It Fits the Mannequin Better Is The Devil's Work

6/10/2013 - We Get It, Prince Harry. You're Adorable.

6/10/2013 - Multitasking Is a Cruel Mistress, and It's Almost Impossible to Quit Her

6/10/2013 - Zosia Mamet's $32,000 Folk Music Kickstarter Failed

6/10/2013 - New York Might Finally Act to Protect Child Models from Exploitation

6/10/2013 - HRC's New Twitter Account Sure Is Cute, Even If Her Ratings Are Down

6/10/2013 - Tony Awards Fashion: Shiny Satin, Sparkling Sequins, Raucous Ruffles

6/10/2013 - Universal Studios Theme Park Engages in Class Warfare With VIP Tickets

6/10/2013 - Here's the Man Who Body-Shames Women for the National Enquirer

6/10/2013 - Are You Going to Eat That? Pretty Little Liars Has Food Issues

6/10/2013 - Tumblr Has a Creepshots Problem

6/10/2013 - Sentimental Couple Gets Married at a New Jersey IKEA

6/10/2013 - Foie Gras Donuts Prompt Death Threats and Meltdowns

6/10/2013 - Mothers, Don't Let Your Girls Grow Up to Love Morally Upright Spies

6/10/2013 - Hello Ladies Takes Your Favorite Phrase and Makes a Show of It

6/10/2013 - Lena Dunham Helps Fan Get an 'All Adventurous Women Do' Tattoo

6/10/2013 - Neil Patrick Harris's Tony Awards Opening Number Was Amazing

6/10/2013 - High School Salutatorian Comes Out in Best Ever Graduation Speech

6/10/2013 - Olivia Munn Knocks a Bro Out in The Newsroom's Second Season Trailer

6/10/2013 - Watch Miley Cyrus Hijack a Hip Hop Show and Pop Her Ass Onstage

6/9/2013 - Ariel Castro Faces 329 Criminal Charges, Including Aggravated Murder

6/9/2013 - Chris Pine, Colin Farrell, and Max Greenfield. That Is All.

6/9/2013 - Erin Brockovich Arrested for Drunk Driving a Boat

6/9/2013 - This Is the World's Greatest LEGO Ad

6/9/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Tom Hanks or Tony Hanks?

6/9/2013 - Orgasms Happen During Childbirth, but Only in France (Obviously)

6/9/2013 - Watch the Khaleesi Play Piano in the Desert of Your GoT Dreams

6/9/2013 - Things We Are Doing Instead of Engaging in Our Rampant Lust

6/9/2013 - Brad Pitt Doesn't Have the Energy to Feign Excitement for Pictures

6/9/2013 - Scarlett Johansson Sues French Author for Using Her Name

6/9/2013 - Kickstarter for ‘All-Female’ Miniatures Reaches $12K Goal in Seconds

6/9/2013 - Times Reports on Young New Yorkers Staying Roommates After Breaking Up

6/9/2013 - Really Old Lady Celebrates 102nd Birthday with a Base Jump and a Smile

6/9/2013 - What's the Solution to the World's Sweatshop Problem?

6/9/2013 - Veronica Mars Starts Shooting Soon with (Almost) Entire Original Cast

6/9/2013 - More Bolshoi Ballet Drama: Star Dancer’s Contract Will Not Be Renewed

6/9/2013 - Snoutless Hero Dog Returns Home to Philippines for Infinite Table Food

6/9/2013 - Jessica Simpson, OK! Being Sued for Using Photo of Random Mall Baby

6/8/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Birthday Girl Nancy Sinatra Gotz Magic Boots

6/8/2013 - Laraine Newman And Cast Of Baby Boomers Star In Girls Season 38

6/8/2013 - Racist Federal Judge Has Absolutely No Clue What She's Talking About

6/8/2013 - Connie Britton And Kyle Chandler Reunite Because TEXAS FOREVER.

6/8/2013 - Stop Smiling At Work ASAP: Cheerful Women Are Considered Less 'Professional'

6/8/2013 - 4 Killed, 3 Wounded In Santa Monica Shooting, Gunman Is Dead [Updates]

6/8/2013 - So, You’re That One Friend Who's Still Trying To Quit Smoking. Me Too.

6/8/2013 - Talking Bizness With Tina Stormberg and Anna Dewey Greer Of The Dog Show

6/8/2013 - Canadian Competiton Bureau Unwraps Chocolate Price-Fixing Conspiracy

6/8/2013 - Yay! Two Idaho Cities Pass LGBT Anti-Discrimination Ordinances

6/8/2013 - We Are All This Corgi Who Got Stuck Halfway In/Out Of A Tent

6/8/2013 - Marilyn Manson's Paris Jackson Tribute: Faux-Cutting Wrists Onstage

6/7/2013 - Joan Rivers and Bristol Palin to 'Star' on Celebrity Wife Swap

6/7/2013 - Have Your Wedding Online So You Don't Have to Touch Your Relatives

6/7/2013 - Ryan Seacrest Continues to Ask the Important Questions

6/7/2013 - These Three Male Models Prove Zoolander Was a Documentary

6/7/2013 - Accomplished Lady Finally Replies to Crap Letter from Harvard C. 1961

6/7/2013 - EPA Employees Use Taxpayer Dollars To Construct Super Cool 'Man Cave'

6/7/2013 - A Dude's Missed Connection to 'Girl Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked'

6/7/2013 - Yay Summer! My Swimsuits Are Yellow and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE

6/7/2013 - Air Force Names Actual Woman to Head Sexual Assault Prevention Program

6/7/2013 - Did This Lady Holding a 'Poison Apple' Send Ricin to President Obama?

6/7/2013 - A Nice White Lady Goes to Jail in Orange Is The New Black

6/7/2013 - Wall Street Interns Love Selfies and Swag But Are Sleepy

6/7/2013 - New York's Hottest Club Is Baroque Bird Genitalia

6/7/2013 - Israel Looks for Solutions to Its Ultra-Orthodox Men Problem

6/7/2013 - Cut the Matchmaking Bullshit and Leave Your Single Friends Alone

6/7/2013 - FBI Cracks Down on Steubenville's Anonymous Ally

6/7/2013 - Zabu the Tiger Ignores Everyone Else, Just Doesn't Give a Fuck

6/7/2013 - Get a Restraining Order! And Other Helpful Anti-Abortion Tips For Dads

6/7/2013 - Sarah Jessica Parker Launching That Shoe Line You've Been Waiting For

6/7/2013 - How Much Does the NSA Know About Your Pathetic Personal Behavior?

6/7/2013 - This 'Cooling Cap' Could Prevent Chemo-Related Hair Loss

6/7/2013 - Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Miss World Pageant This Year

6/7/2013 - When Your Clothes Die, They Become Earth-Devouring Zombie Clothes

6/7/2013 - Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez Reluctantly Team Up in Getaway

6/7/2013 - How Not to Be an Ugly American on Your Vacation in a Conflict Country

6/7/2013 - Lena Dunham on Having Sex With a Handsome Man

6/7/2013 - Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now Available for You to Suck On

6/7/2013 - Esteemed News Anchor Brian Williams Performs Warren G's 'Regulate'

6/7/2013 - Contraception is Extremely Effective, But Only If You Know How to Use It

6/7/2013 - Joss Whedon Is Pissed That There Aren’t More Superheroine Movies

6/7/2013 - Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock Plagued By Working Mom Guilt

6/6/2013 - Now for a Sound of Music Remix to Lull You to Sleep

6/6/2013 - Neighbors Really Hate Arizona Man’s Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture

6/6/2013 - So Today Was Dress-Up Day for Sweden's Royal Family

6/6/2013 - Exhibit Asks People to Explore ‘Tactile Fascination with Black Hair’

6/6/2013 - Rebel Wilson Takes an Adorable Bubble Bath on the Cover of Glamour

6/6/2013 - Hotel Ad Promises Guests Piles of Snuggling Bunnies in Every Room

6/6/2013 - Guess What David Lynch Is Thinking About

6/6/2013 - Watch Baby Goose Ryan Gosling in an Old Goosebumps Episode

6/6/2013 - Aww: Vladimir Putin is Getting Divorced

6/6/2013 - Teen Girl Superheros Fight 'Nerd Discrimination'

6/6/2013 - How Does the GOP Heart Ladies? Let Us Count the Ways

6/6/2013 - Watch JT Pretend He Went To Real College in Runner Runner Trailer

6/6/2013 - Freed Pussy Riot Member Katia Will Be Taking Your Questions

6/6/2013 - How an Insane Texas Law Made It Legal for a Man to Kill a Prostitute

6/6/2013 - These Animals Need to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege

6/6/2013 - Your Bra Is Trying to Murder You While You Sleep

6/6/2013 - Watch Samuel L. Jackson Do a Walter White Monologue

6/6/2013 - Kids with Gay Parents Are Turning Out Better Than Fine (Duh)

6/6/2013 - Sofia Vergara Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes

6/6/2013 - Why We Fight About Comedy

6/6/2013 - Talented Almost-Mermaid Esther Williams Has Died

6/6/2013 - Swiffer Kills Offensive Rosie the Riveter-Inspired Floor-Cleaning Ad

6/6/2013 - New Court Order Lifts Age Limit on Some Morning After Pills

6/6/2013 - Davey and Wolf Have a Moment in This Sneak-Peek Scene From Tiger Eyes

6/6/2013 - Short, Shiny Dresses and Cool Shoes at the CMT Awards

6/6/2013 - Wisconsin Town Wants Parents of Bullies to Literally Pay Up

6/6/2013 - Here's Video of Michelle Obama vs. The Heckler

6/6/2013 - Tajikistani President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star

6/6/2013 - Meet the New Spice Girls: Little Mix

6/6/2013 - Hey Dudes, Whaddya Say We Wrap Up This Sexism Thing Together?

6/6/2013 - You Eat Bugs Every Single Day So Quit Freaking Out About It

6/6/2013 - Esteemed News Anchor Brian Williams Performs 'Nuthin But a G Thang'

6/6/2013 - Feel Bad for Movie Actresses Because They Can't Sell Magazines

6/6/2013 - Clever Dad Photoshops Daughter Into Magical Situations

6/6/2013 - George RR Martin Is Delighted by the Red Wedding Internet Meltdown

6/6/2013 - New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt

6/5/2013 - Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Nutritional Labels Soon

6/5/2013 - I'm So Excited for This Saved by the Bell Supercut

6/5/2013 - Hello Dolly (Parton's Amazing Costumes Through the Years)

6/5/2013 - 13-Year Old Defies Laws Of Physics, Upholds Laws of Freshness

6/5/2013 - In a Surprising Turn of Events, Cops Help Ducklings Jaywalk

6/5/2013 - RuPaul's Dreamscape is a Beautiful Place

6/5/2013 - A 10-Year-Old Girl Needs a New Set of Lungs. Ethical Firestorm Ensues.

6/5/2013 - Rashida Jones' Red Carpet Outfit Is the Cat's Pajamas

6/5/2013 - I'm Worried About Sophia Grace

6/5/2013 - Amanda Bynes Wants to Be a Black Woman So Drake Will Love Her

6/5/2013 - Joe Francis Has No Sense of Irony Regarding His Leaked Sex Tape

6/5/2013 - Alabama Republican Senator Claims He Is Being Stalked by Strippers

6/5/2013 - The Internet Thinks Megan Draper Is Dead. Here's Why They're Wrong.

6/5/2013 - Watch a Choir of Male Models Sing Daft Punk

6/5/2013 - Journalism Is Not Dead Because Pippa Middleton Writes for Vanity Fair

6/5/2013 - Shiny Legs, Shared Makeup, and Public Ogling: My Day With Gillette

6/5/2013 - Komen Cuts 7 Fundraising Walks After Obvious Decline in Participants

6/5/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Khal James Franco to Wed Daenerys Targaryen

6/5/2013 - Being Over 40 in Hollywood Is Hardly a Death Sentence

6/5/2013 - This Hilarious Bacon Commercial Perfectly Spoofs Stupid Diamond Ads

6/5/2013 - The 'Girls' Walking Tour of Brooklyn Is a Thing That Exists

6/5/2013 - Guys, Angelina Jolie Looks So Freaking Happy

6/5/2013 - Paris Jackson Hospitalized After Reported Suicide Attempt

6/5/2013 - Government Org Photoshops Little Girl, Makes Her Fat to Fight Obesity

6/5/2013 - Facebook Gets an Appropriately Sick Musical

6/5/2013 - John Galliano Gives First Interview Since Dior Firing

6/5/2013 - Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Our Mothers When We're 31

6/5/2013 - Are Your Pubes Like a Topiary? Here's the Pinterest for You

6/5/2013 - The To-Do List: The Aubrey Plaza Teen Sex Comedy You've Been Waiting For

6/5/2013 - Prom or Bust: The Terrifying Power of Teen Cleavage

6/5/2013 - Behold the Miss Korea Pageant in All Its Surgically Modified Glory

6/5/2013 - Lululemon Yoga Pants No Longer See-Through, Sales Plummet

6/5/2013 - West Point Rugby Team Punished for ‘Derogatory’ Emails About Women

6/5/2013 - Let's All Move to Finland and Have Babies, Because They Give a Shit

6/5/2013 - Arrested Development Producer Brings Us CollegeHumor's First Movie

6/5/2013 - Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

6/4/2013 - Sunscreen Stops Time From Stomping All Over Your Face

6/4/2013 - WTF Is Going on With Roseanne?

6/4/2013 - The Couple Who Meets at Wal-Mart, Weds at Wal-Mart

6/4/2013 - Batshit Crazy PSA Claims the Real 'War on Women' Is Gun Control

6/4/2013 - Does Amanda Bynes Have a Kookoo Secret Twitter Account?

6/4/2013 - Gisele Gets Her Ass Cupped in the New Vogue Italia

6/4/2013 - Justin Bieber Spreads a Message of #Hope

6/4/2013 - Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag

6/4/2013 - In Which Don Draper Goes to Twin Peaks and Meets Audrey Horne

6/4/2013 - Mindy Kaling Goes Right Down the Line

6/4/2013 - McDonald's Wants Millennials' Money. Here's How They Get It.

6/4/2013 - Oh Canada, Ew Nigeria: Which Countries Are Most Accepting Of The Gays?

6/4/2013 - Women Be Shoppin' in the New Chevrolet Spark Commercial

6/4/2013 - An Ode To Paul Rudd's Hair

6/4/2013 - Mississippi Governor Blames Educational Troubles on Working Mothers

6/4/2013 - Robb Stark: King of Public Transit

6/4/2013 - Finally, a Movie About a Basketball Team of Menopausal Women

6/4/2013 - Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Snooty and Sparkly Shirt

6/4/2013 - SEAL Team 6 Veteran Comes Out as Transgender

6/4/2013 - Watch Hillary Clinton Pitch New Show 'Project Pantsuit' at the CFDA's

6/4/2013 - Experts Fear Too-Effective Female Viagra May Create Lust-Drunk Witches

6/4/2013 - If Comedy Has No Lady Problem, Why Am I Getting So Many Rape Threats?

6/4/2013 - Emma Watson: Wild Clothes, Tamed Hair

6/4/2013 - The Bachelorette by the Numbers

6/4/2013 - Check Out this New Mobile App for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass

6/4/2013 - Room Full of White Male Politicians Discuss Military Sexual Assault

6/4/2013 - Hillary 2016 Rumors Fueled by Fashion Awards Show

6/4/2013 - Awesome Young Entrepreneurs Sell Ice Cream to Pay for College

6/4/2013 - Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

6/4/2013 - Mumbai Politicians Hope to Solve Rape Problem by Banning Mannequins

6/4/2013 - If Game of Thrones Took Place in Portland

6/4/2013 - Kris Jenner Would Like to Kris Jenner Herself All Over You

6/4/2013 - Yes, I'm a Mom and Yes, I Swear Sometimes -- Big Fucking Deal, Right?

6/4/2013 - Here's the Trailer for the Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime Biopic

6/4/2013 - Native American Student Wears Feather to Graduation, Is Denied Diploma

6/4/2013 - Miss America Goes to Washington: What to Know About Erika Harold

6/4/2013 - Get Ready: Hunger Games' Suzanne Collins Planning a New Teen Series

6/4/2013 - Brutally Tear-Gassed 'Woman in Red' Is Symbol of Turkey's Occupy Gezi

6/4/2013 - Your Morning Jam: Adorable Two-Year-Old Could Be the Fifth Beatle

6/4/2013 - Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Cast as First Age-Appropriate Bond Girl

6/3/2013 - Should the Next Dr. Who Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)

6/3/2013 - The Many (OK, Just One) Parallels Of Yoga And Sex

6/3/2013 - Angelina Jolie on the Fine Art of the Selfie

6/3/2013 - Brilliant, Brave 11-Year-Old Speaks Out Against Bullshit Antigay Bills

6/3/2013 - Always Wanted to See Miley Cyrus in a Borat Thong? Merry X-mas

6/3/2013 - Here's How to Make a Bastardized Cronut

6/3/2013 - Confirmed: Weird Al is a Civil War-Era Vampire

6/3/2013 - If You Are a Woman, You Use Your Phone Differently Than a Man

6/3/2013 - Angelina and Brad Are Well-Suited in Paris

6/3/2013 - Dogs at Weddings Possibly Eliminate Need for Annoying Human Guests

6/3/2013 - Prisons Keep a List of 61 Inmates With 'Gender Identity Disorder'

6/3/2013 - Tattoos Are the New Hot Reality Show Stars

6/3/2013 - Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones Ep That Destroyed Us All

6/3/2013 - The Young Lady's Guide to Going to the Emergency Room

6/3/2013 - Pop Stars Celebrate Women's Rights in Stilettos and Leather Underwear

6/3/2013 - Republicans Continue to Be Mystified by the Secrets of the Lady Vote

6/3/2013 - 'What Is a Man?' Asks Esquire for the Third Time

6/3/2013 - 'Hurt of Condoms' and Other Contraceptive Advice From Email Spam

6/3/2013 - Karl Lagerfeld Thinks Adele Lost Weight Because He Called Her "Fat"

6/3/2013 - Cunnilingus, Cancer, Michael Douglas and You

6/3/2013 - 'Mad Men': Ding Dong, Ambition Calling!

6/3/2013 - Amorous Moose Meets the Inanimate Love of His Moose Life

6/3/2013 - Not Enough Parents Are Hiding Their Happy Pills From Their Kids

6/3/2013 - New York Times Profiles Powerful Congresswomen and Their, Uh, Purses

6/3/2013 - Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Writes a Song About It

6/3/2013 - Aussie Coffee Shop Lets Customers Pay With Kisses

6/3/2013 - NYU Prof to Obese PhD Applicants: Thanks, But No Fatties Allowed

6/3/2013 - 45-Year-Old Creep Posing as Harry Styles Convinced Girls to Get Naked

6/3/2013 - Power Gossip Nikki Finke May Get Fired, But She'll Never Be Done

6/3/2013 - GOP Congresswoman Votes Against Women, Because Ladies Don't Want Help

6/3/2013 - Uncomfortable-Funny New Webseries Is a Lesbian Version of Girls

6/3/2013 - Uh, Angelina Jolie Skipped Her Aunt's Funeral For Brad Pitt's Premiere

6/2/2013 - NYC Gets First Domestic Violence Shelter That Allows Pets

6/2/2013 - Finally, a Job Site for Beautiful People

6/2/2013 - Kelly Osbourne and Her Nails Grace Kim Kardashian's Baby Shower

6/2/2013 - World's Cutest Kid Explains Why He Doesn't Eat Octopus

6/2/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Parkour Moves Guaranteed to Injure You

6/2/2013 - Wealthy Women in the UK Love to Get Wasted at Lunch, Study Suggests

6/2/2013 - Israeli Soldiers Disciplined for Posting Underwear Selfies on Facebook

6/2/2013 - House Cat Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda

6/2/2013 - How to Write a Feminist Young Adult Novel

6/2/2013 - And the Best Hair in the Pitt-Jolie Family Award Goes To...

6/2/2013 - We Might Be Getting Even More Bluth Family Antics, Says Netflix CEO

6/2/2013 - Around the World in Most Searched-For Porn Words

6/2/2013 - Why the Hell Are There So Many High School Valedictorians?

6/2/2013 - Oscar Pistorius’ Uncle Says Nephew Is Really, Truly Grief-Stricken

6/2/2013 - Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer

6/2/2013 - Bianca Jagger to Speak on Oxford’s Shitty Sexual Assault Track Record

6/2/2013 - Research Suggests That Left-Pawed Dogs Are Just Slightly Evil

6/2/2013 - Celebrity Super Friends Tweet Reactions to Protests in Turkey

6/1/2013 - Saturday Night Social: You Oughta Know It's Alanis Morissette's Birthday

6/1/2013 - This New Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Profile Is Kind Of Depressing As Shit

6/1/2013 - 20 'Celebrities' We Can't Believe Are Still 'Famous'

6/1/2013 - Tom Brady's Giving Out Premium Muscle-Hugs And No One Told You

6/1/2013 - Director of Girls Porn Slams Lena Dunham For Being Too Conservative

6/1/2013 - 'Men Draw What They Want To See:' Marvel Ed Takes Down The Male Gaze

6/1/2013 - Study Makes a Case For 'National Befriend a Slut Day'

6/1/2013 - Joran Van Der Sloot's Engaged To a Peruvian Woman To Avoid Extradition

6/1/2013 - Fucking Yiiikes, More Men Are Sabotaging Their Partners' Birth Control

6/1/2013 - Quick Bikini Body Fix! Inhale a Hazardous Vapor Of Dry Ice And Booze

6/1/2013 - Somebody's Prepping a Delicious Bowl of Cat Soup!

6/1/2013 - Whoa, Dannielynn Birkhead May Get $49 Million Piece Of Marshall Estate