1/30/2013 - Confused Cat Thinks It's People, and That This Sheep Is a Horse
1/30/2013 - We Really Wish La Toya Jackson's Teen Advice Column Still Existed
1/30/2013 - Super Awesome: LAPD Collects Prom Dresses for Local Teens
1/30/2013 - Lady French Kisses Frog (with Tongue and Everything!) in Bizarro Commercial
1/30/2013 - Comment of the Day: Good Luck, Diet Coke
1/30/2013 - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Are Doomsday Preppers, Spent Their Entire $10 Million Fortune on Saltines and Butlers
1/30/2013 - Good News, Nips: Tony from
Has Officially Joined Twitter
1/30/2013 - Catfish Lite: Don't Pretend You've Never Lied Online
1/30/2013 - Here's What to Expect From the Upcoming
1/30/2013 - Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and It's Just Going to Get Worse
1/30/2013 - Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Food
1/30/2013 - The
Remake: Willow Smith Out, Quevanzhané Wallis In?
1/30/2013 - Cleanliness Is Next to Manliness: Which Chores Will Get a Guy Laid?
1/30/2013 - The Best Quotes From Cissy Houston's Tell-All Book, 'Remembering Whitney'
1/30/2013 - Happy Hump Day!
1/30/2013 - Grindr Users Also Love Posing In Front of the Berlin Holocaust Memorial
1/30/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Mary-Kate's Engaged to That French Dude Twice Her Age
1/30/2013 - We'll All Be Able to Watch the Steubenville Rape Trial Go Down
1/30/2013 - Gabrielle Giffords Gives a Moving, Emotional Speech at Senate Gun Violence Hearing
1/30/2013 - The Friendzone: You're Not Supportive, You Live Too Far Away, and This One Chick Hates You
1/30/2013 - Meet Gayle Trotter, the Palin-Esque Activist Telling the Senate That Ladies Need Firearms
1/30/2013 - Life Is a What Now? The Cast of
Reunite 40 Years Later
1/30/2013 - Today's Dieting Advice: Eat Your Big Meal Midday to Become Rich with Skinniness
1/30/2013 - Where Are the Girls in Children's Media?
1/30/2013 - Babies Are Creeps Who Know What You're Thinking
1/30/2013 - Resourceful Woman Attempts to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
1/30/2013 - The Modesty Mafia Are Coming for Your Mannequins and iPads
1/30/2013 - 15 Excuses Michelle Williams Could Use to Get Out of Performing with Destiny's Child at the Super Bowl
1/30/2013 - Starz Is Developing a 'Gritty Ballet Drama,' and We Will All Probably Watch It
1/30/2013 - Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti Split With No Hard Feelings, For Real
1/29/2013 - Japanese Mascots Set World Record; Also Haunt Our Dreams
1/29/2013 - Orangutans Are Hooked on Technology Just Like the Rest of Us
1/29/2013 - Michael Moore Calls
Zero Dark Thirty
a '21st Century Chick Flick'
1/29/2013 - Two Funny Ladies Get a Show on MTV
1/29/2013 - Comment of the Day: Journalism Has Really Gone to the Dogs
1/29/2013 - Jason London Poops in Cop Car, Takes #1 Most Magnificent Mug Shot of Our Time
1/29/2013 - Meet Menswear Dog, a Dapper New Fashion Blogger
1/29/2013 - James Deen Is Officially Over Talking About Lindsay Lohan
Is Like '
1/29/2013 - Here's the Totally SFW Porno Ad that Was Rejected By the Super Bowl
1/29/2013 - What Lingerie Isn't About: Why I Hate Compulsory Femininity
1/29/2013 - There's an iPhone App That Rewards You For Beating Up Your Boyfriend
1/29/2013 - Aw, Poor Chris Brown Is Feeling Crucified
1/29/2013 - Here's Every Single Penis in the American Museum of Natural History
1/29/2013 - Let's Have a
Kiki to Celebrate the Season Premiere
1/29/2013 - 'Think Military' When it Comes to Feelings
1/29/2013 - At Home With Our Favorite Mortician: 'Ever Since I Started Working With the Dead, My Life Has Improved'
1/29/2013 - Bikers Block the Entire Freeway for the World's Most Inconvenient Marriage Proposal
1/29/2013 - Please Stop Trying to Make Ladyporn Happen
1/29/2013 - Volkswagen Consulted '100 Jamaicans' to Make Sure Their New Commercial Isn't Racist
1/29/2013 - Fashion Blogger Super Inspired by Chic Holocaust Memorial in Berlin
1/29/2013 - What If
Was a Horror Movie?
1/29/2013 - Holy Crap, Is Feminism Actually Working and Changing the World?!
1/29/2013 - Westminster Dog Show Loosens Its Collar, Lets in Two New Breeds
1/29/2013 - Out Gays Are The Most Chillaxed Demographic
1/29/2013 - Precocious Pit Bull Puppy Has the Eye of the Tiger
's Hollywood Issue Pushes the Women of Color Aside, As Per Usual
1/29/2013 - Face It: Going Gray Is a Fierce Act of Bravery
1/29/2013 - This Is What It Looks Like When a 'Real' Housewife Reads the Book She Wrote
1/29/2013 - Prop 8 Supporters Claim Gay People Don't Need Marriage Because They Can't Get Accidentally Knocked Up
1/29/2013 - Great, So Now Even Babies Have Style Blogs
1/29/2013 - The Personal Finance Industry Wants Ladies to Think They're Helpless
1/29/2013 - Watch NBA Star Kenneth 'Manimal' Faried Adorably Support His Two Moms
1/29/2013 - Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams
1/28/2013 - Father of Six-Year-Old Newtown Victim Heckled by Gun Nut Jackasses
1/28/2013 - Dutch Queen Beatrix Abdicates Throne, Is Going to Disney World
1/28/2013 - Busy Philipps Makes a Penguin Birthday Cake for a Two Year Old and Not You
1/28/2013 - NDSU President Bows to Pressure from Conservative Lawmakers, Bans Grant Money Needed to Prevent Pregnancy in At-Risk Kids
1/28/2013 - Comment of the Day: Permanent Sexts
1/28/2013 - Miley Cyrus Is Best Fucking Friends With Katy Perry and She Fucking Loves Frank Ocean and She Wishes You Would Fucking Lay Off the Fucking Gays Already
1/28/2013 - Hulk Hogan Wants You to Check Out His Daughter's Legs
1/28/2013 - The Hillary Clinton Guide to Being a Powerful Woman When You're Surrounded By Men
1/28/2013 - Why Are People Still Hung Up on Height in Relationships?
1/28/2013 - Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Magic Wand
1/28/2013 - Kris Jenner Gets Her Own Talk Show; 'Great!' Says No One
1/28/2013 - Former Child Actor Jodie Foster Says People Don't Understand Child Actors
1/28/2013 - Boy Scouts Could Potentially End "No Homo" Policy
1/28/2013 - Watch the New Diet Coke Hunk Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
1/28/2013 - The Subtle Code of Inequality in Children's Books
1/28/2013 - 'Slut-Shaming Fatigue': Because This Crap Has Got to Stop
1/28/2013 - The Decline of Print Media Is Affecting Adorable Puppies
1/28/2013 - Ladies, We Need More Words Than Just 'Lady'
1/28/2013 - Michelle Williams Says She Can't Be at Destiny's Child Reunion, But Will Definitely Be at Destiny's Child Reunion
1/28/2013 - Why Men Stopped Wearing High Heels
1/28/2013 - 'Girls' Finally Tackles Ladyblogs
1/28/2013 - Israel Allegedly Forced Ethiopian Women to Get Birth Control Shots [Update]
1/28/2013 - Classic Glamour and Fugly Failures at the SAG Awards
1/28/2013 - Hong Kong Billionaire Will Still Give Some Straight Dude Lots of Money to Marry His Lesbian Daughter
1/28/2013 - Extremely Misguided New Mexico Bill Would Now Prosecute Abortion Providers Instead of Rape Survivors
1/28/2013 - Like Children, Men Need to Be Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands
1/28/2013 - We Need to Stop Obsessing Over Walking Down the Aisle
1/28/2013 - Here Are Jennifer Lawrence's Long-Lost
My Super Sweet Sixteen
1/28/2013 - What Are the Best
1/28/2013 - Heroic Secret Service Dog Dies in Line of Duty
1/28/2013 - Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space
1/27/2013 - Anne Hathaway Nails It at the SAG Awards
1/27/2013 - Tina Fey Wants to Make a
Musical, and Maybe Cast Mariah Carey as Regina's Mom (!!!)
1/27/2013 - Fear of Aging Trumps Fear of Fat Asses in 2012 Plastic Surgery Report
1/27/2013 - Open Thread: SAG Awards!
1/27/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: The Mildly Exciting
SNES Game That Never Was
1/27/2013 - This Is How the Puppy Bowl Sausage Gets Made
1/27/2013 - Tarsiers Are Wide-Eyed, Tiny and Completely Adorable
1/27/2013 - NBC Has Reportedly Banned Ann Curry from Scowling at Matt Lauer on Live TV
1/27/2013 - A Thighmasterly Performance
1/27/2013 - Sheryl Sandberg Takes a Blowtorch to Gender Stereotypes in the Workplace
1/27/2013 - Thanks to Dudes in Suits, Offices Around the World Set Their Thermostats to ‘Meat Locker’
1/27/2013 - Corgis Prefer to Lounge Wrestle on the Weekend
1/27/2013 - Survey Finds That Sleepless, Distracted Moms Are Actively Trying to Crash Their Cars
1/27/2013 - Ashley Wagner Wins Her Second-Straight National Figure Skating Title Despite Being Almost Upstaged
1/27/2013 - JGL’s Impractical Forelock Interferes with Reading, Is Probably Itchy
1/27/2013 - Anxiety Has Turned Moms, Would-be Moms, and Non-Moms Into a Bunch of Self-Immolating Harpies
1/27/2013 - Europe Smells Like Sex and Other Weekend Update Revelations from Arianna Huffington
1/27/2013 - Ontario’s Liberal Party Gets Its First Female and Openly Gay Premiere Amid Much Rejoicing and Syrup
1/27/2013 - Casey Anthony Pretty Much Has Zero Dollars to Her Name
1/27/2013 - Helena Bonham Carter Is Trading In Her Acting Pantaloons for Full-Time Mom Jeans
1/26/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Flocka Birds Enjoy Waka Flocka Flame
1/26/2013 - Woman Whose Photos Were Used To Create "Lennay Kekua" Understandably Flees Social Media
1/26/2013 - Christian Radio Trolls Discuss The Two Schools of Feminism: Hot and Not Hot
1/26/2013 - Study Finds That Almost Half of Bisexual Women Have Been Raped
1/26/2013 - He's Like A Bird, He'll Only Thigh Away
1/26/2013 - Catholic Church Will Be Looking Into That "Fetuses Aren't People" Hospital Lawsuit
1/26/2013 - Elisabeth Moss Was Nervous About Doing Onscreen Nudity For The First Time
1/26/2013 - Party Arms Indian Women with Kitchen Knives and Chili Powder to Protect against Rape
1/26/2013 - Watch A Supercut of Dot Com Outsmarting Everyone On
1/26/2013 - Yay? Models Get Gross Lawn Water Half Off During Fashion Week
1/26/2013 - L.A. Mayoral Candidate Wendy Greuel On Abortion, Ganj and Condoms in Porn
1/26/2013 - Jane Campion Is Depressingly Practical About Female Directors
1/26/2013 - Amber Tamblyn and Parker Posey Adopt Interesting Headgear
1/26/2013 - The Dangers of Getting Too Excited After the First Date
1/26/2013 - This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's Leg
1/25/2013 - Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on It
1/25/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!
1/25/2013 - Kanye West Is Being Very Kanye West-y On Twitter Today
1/25/2013 - Super Human Cory Booker Is Now Personally Rescuing Animals from the Cold
1/25/2013 - The Night Belongs to Etta James
1/25/2013 - Meet the Lady Who Keeps Her Labia in a Jar
1/25/2013 - This is What We Talk About When We Talk to Our Partner About Porn
1/25/2013 - A Guy's Guide to Watching Your Girl Watch the Rangers
1/25/2013 - This Cat Slaps Away Your Hand Because You Displease Her
1/25/2013 - The Shit My Dad Says Guy Gets Another Sitcom, But Where Are All the Women Writers?
1/25/2013 - No One Involved in Revenge Porn Lawsuit is Even Remotely Likeable
1/25/2013 - Five Things You Need to Know About Africa's First Female Billionaire
1/25/2013 - Tina Turner Plans to Give Up Her U.S. Citizenship and I'll Use The Power of Her Songs to Try and Stop her
1/25/2013 - Why in God's Name Is Mike Tyson, Convicted Rapist, Guest Starring on
Law & Order: SVU
1/25/2013 - The French Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like 'Hashtag'
1/25/2013 - A Requiem for
Don't Trust the B
1/25/2013 - Is Jane Austen So Popular Because Her Books Are Kinda Just Highbrow
1/25/2013 - Hordes of People Are Buying Nail Polish Like There's No Tomorrow
1/25/2013 - Courtney Love Says Gavin Rossdale Is the Real Brains Behind Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B
1/25/2013 - The Most Batshit Reactions to Women in Combat
1/25/2013 - Adam Scott Reveals Amy Poehler's Demanding On-Set Lunch Habits
1/25/2013 - Finally, an App to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1/25/2013 - Matt Damon Gets Revenge, Takes Over
Jimmy Kimmel Live
1/25/2013 - Flirty Frocks and Hideous Hose at the
Women in Television Celebration
1/25/2013 - Germany's Catholic Church Turns Away Rape Victims
1/25/2013 - Best Video You'll See All Day: Teen Comes Out in Front of 300 Students, Gets a Standing Ovation
1/25/2013 - Guys, Is Jeremy Renner Wearing a Bucketload of Makeup?
1/25/2013 - Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Face
1/25/2013 - Wikipedia's Editors Are 91 Percent Male Because Citations Are Stored in the Ball Sack
1/25/2013 - Is the Sensitivity Gene a Real Thing?
1/25/2013 - Dude Makes Jewelry Covered in Human Skin, Because You Totally Want That, Right?
1/25/2013 - George Tiller's Former Abortion Clinic Will Reopen, Dammit
1/25/2013 - Gary Busey Will Teach You How to Have Sex With an Innertube
1/25/2013 - Brooklyn Educator Sends Graphic Email About Butchering a Moose, Is Hella Fired
1/25/2013 - Massive Lawsuit Calls
Producers a Bunch of Racists
1/24/2013 - The Bob Is Infecting Thousands of Women; Could
1/24/2013 - Serena Williams' Swollen Ankle Gives Our Ankles Sympathy Pains
1/24/2013 - Puppy Bowl Puppy Cam Provides Inside Look at Puppy Locker Room Shenanigans
1/24/2013 - Your Evening Cry: One of the Best Love Stories We've Ever Read
1/24/2013 - Comment of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
1/24/2013 - Lisa D'Amato from
Fell Down and Messed Up Her Face
1/24/2013 - Bette Midler Reminds Us What a Real Scandal Is
1/24/2013 - Man Shoots Off His Own Penis, Becomes Unintentional Anti-Gun Violence Icon (to Me)
1/24/2013 - Here's James Franco Saying More Stuff About Porn
1/24/2013 - Idiot Senator Who Said Hillary Clinton Fake Cried Gets Ass Handed to Him By Soledad O’Brien
1/24/2013 - Let's All Fawn Over These New
1/24/2013 - Ooh La La! Natalie Portman Is Moving to Paris
1/24/2013 - The State Department Fights to Protect Americans From the Threat of Fake Girlfriends
1/24/2013 - Ten Reasons Why It's Not Pathetic for a Grown Woman to Go See NKOTB
1/24/2013 - Inspirational: 11-Year-Old Transgender Girl Writes Seriously Great Response to Obama's Inauguration Speech
1/24/2013 - Why Are Some Men Pulling Out Women's IUDs?
1/24/2013 - Kate Upton Does Not Wash a Car in This New Super Bowl Ad
1/24/2013 - Dumb Internet Commenters Believe What They Want to Believe and Will Never Change, Sorry
1/24/2013 - Most Adorable Oscar-Nominee Quvenzhané Wallis Looks Adorable in Adorable Photo Shoot
1/24/2013 - The Friendzone: Facebook Babies, Toxic Bitches, and Bestie Bosses
1/24/2013 - Victoria's Secret Is Taking the Phthalates Out of Its Panties
1/24/2013 - Leave Michelle Obama Alone!
1/24/2013 - Douchebag Congressman Will Use 'Power of Humiliation' Against the Gays
1/24/2013 - Andy Warhol Told Kathryn Bigelow to Get Into the Film Business
1/24/2013 - A GIF Guide: Why Hillary Clinton is More Beloved than Joe Biden
1/24/2013 - Catholic Hospital Conveniently Claims Fetuses Aren’t People in Malpractice Lawsuit
1/24/2013 - Allison Williams Fantasizes About Dad Brian Reading Her Obit on the News
1/24/2013 - New Mexico Bill Would Prosecute Rape Victims Who Get Abortions for 'Tampering With Evidence'
1/24/2013 - Elie Saab Haute Couture, for the Princess-Turned-Oscar-Winning-Starlet in You
1/24/2013 - Most Annoying Anti-Abortion Protestor Ever Is Banned From D.C.
1/24/2013 - How to Dress Your Man Like the Nerd of Your Dreams
1/24/2013 - Ladies Who Smoke Are at Greater Risk Than Previously Thought
1/24/2013 - Women Have Been in Combat All Along
1/24/2013 - 13 People Who Owe Hillary Clinton a Massive Apology
1/24/2013 - There's a Surprise Inside This Gaultier Haute Couture Gown
1/24/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Sperm Whales Befriend Disabled Dolphin
1/24/2013 - Polycystic Ovary Syndrome Will Get a New Name Because No One Knows WTF It Is
1/24/2013 - Heterosexual Awareness Month Idiots Claim They're the 'Official Sponsors' of Valentine's Day
1/24/2013 - Nicki Minaj Storms Off
Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying
1/23/2013 - Draw Your Own Clitoris With This Fascinating 1980s Kid's Sex Ed Book
1/23/2013 - Badass 63-Year-Old Woman Powerlifter Takes Home Gold at First Competition
1/23/2013 - Shetland Ponies Sport Hand-Knit Sweaters, Make Us Want to Move to Scotland
1/23/2013 - Violence Against Women Act Reintroduced, Can it Pass the Infamously Backwards House GOP?
1/23/2013 - Comment of the Day: Oh, Hell Roe
1/23/2013 - Beyonce 'Didn't Think There Was Anything Wrong' with Crushing Our Patriotic Dreams
1/23/2013 - Snooki Doesn't Quite Get This Whole 'Catfish' Thing
American Horror Story
Treats Women Like Shit, So Why Do I Love It?
1/23/2013 - Adam Brody Resurfaces at Sundance Still Looking Like Seth Cohen
1/23/2013 - This Ridiculous Fox News Summary of Hillary Clinton's Testimony Must Be Seen to Be Believed
1/23/2013 - Introducing 'Objectify a Man in Tech' Day
1/23/2013 - Things to Consider Before Sleeping With Your Ex
1/23/2013 - Foolish Director Attempts to Destroy the Indestructible Coach Taylor
1/23/2013 - 'The Bell Jar' Gets a Hideous Makeover
1/23/2013 - Happy Hump Day!
1/23/2013 - Kelly Wearstler Tells
She Doesn't Really Eat Much
1/23/2013 - Former Staffer Says Michele Bachmann Violated Senate Ethics Rules, Is Totally Wily
1/23/2013 - Breaking: Military Lifts Ban on Women in Combat
1/23/2013 - Ladies, You Are at Your Ugliest at This Exact Moment
1/23/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Cunnilingus Enthusiast Justin Bieber Gives Head for a Full Hour
1/23/2013 - This Cat with a Unicorn Horn Hates You and Every Other Human
1/23/2013 - What Do You Carry Around in Your Big-Ass Purse?
1/23/2013 - How to Survive High School Unscathed (Even After the Fact)
1/23/2013 - Sex Feels Just as Good With a Condom, According to Study
1/23/2013 - The Ugly Modeling Agency Is a Real Thing
1/23/2013 - Pour Yourself a Stiff Drink:
Returns in April
1/23/2013 - Kate Middleton Portrait Artist Butthurt Over Criticism
1/23/2013 - This Asshole Is What Happens When Yelp Goes to Your Head
1/23/2013 - India Slowly Starts to Combat Rape Culture With Legislative Recommendations
1/23/2013 - Hillary Clinton Chokes Up During 'Personal' Benghazi Testimony
1/23/2013 - Male German Soldiers are Growing Breasts
1/23/2013 - 15 Dangerous and Deadly Methods Women Have Used When Abortion Is Illegal
1/23/2013 - Nepal to Begin Issuing Third Gender Citizen Certificates
1/23/2013 - 'I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Coochie'
1/23/2013 - Fashion-Gazelle Nina Garcia to Help Regular Slobs
1/23/2013 - Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together
1/22/2013 - Georgia Man Denied 4GAYLIB, GAYPWR, and GAYGUY Vanity Plates
1/22/2013 - DROP EVERYTHING: The Puppy Bowl Starting Lineup Is Here!
1/22/2013 - Beyonce's Emerald Earrings Cost More Than Your Dream House (with Gold Pool) (and Gold Lifeguard)
1/22/2013 - If Your Vagina Is Unemployed, It Can Get a Job Seducing Secrets From 'Powerful Businessmen'
1/22/2013 - Comment of the Day: We All Want Michelle to Be Our Mom
1/22/2013 - Beyonce Says Giving Birth Allowed Her to 'Surrender' to 'Sensuality'
1/22/2013 - Rachel Dratch Shows This Julia Roberts-Themed Obstacle Course Who's Boss
1/22/2013 - Carly Rae Jepsen Is the New Candies Brand Girl
1/22/2013 - Vampire Eric and Juno Are Extreme Environmental Activists in
1/22/2013 - City Council Candidate Asked Female Reporter Why a 'Pretty Girl' Like Her Researched His Finances
1/22/2013 - The Quest to Ban Cats in New Zealand
1/22/2013 - Therapist Britta, Angry Annie, and Inspector Spacetime: Here's a New Batch of
1/22/2013 - The Anxiety and Excitement of 'Friend Dating'
1/22/2013 - We Need More Movies Featuring Strong and Smart Girls
1/22/2013 - Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of Life's Greatest Accomplishments
1/22/2013 - Why Are Male Scientists More Likely to Commit Fraud?
1/22/2013 - Groupon Can Take Away Our Gun Deals, but They'll Never Take Away our Anal Waxing
1/22/2013 - Here's That Obama Erotic Fan Fic Novel You Might Have Asked For
1/22/2013 - New 'Ballpark Gum' Tastes Like Peanuts, Hot Dogs, and Beer
1/22/2013 - Your Old Brain Is Too Full to Learn Anything New, So Go Ahead and Call It a Day
1/22/2013 - Chanel Haute Couture: For the Bedraggled Black Swan Lady Who Lunches in You
1/22/2013 - How Jane Roe Went from being a Lesbian Pro-Choice Icon to a Straight Born-Again Anti-Choice Activist
1/22/2013 - 23 Women File Class Action Lawsuit Against Gross Revenge Porn Site
1/22/2013 - Noted Treasonist Beyoncé Launches New Lifestyle Blog Beyhive
1/22/2013 - Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be Making You Sick
1/22/2013 - Some Feminists Are Wrongfully Fighting Against Sex Workers
1/22/2013 - Most Americans Strongly Support Legal Abortion For the First Time Ever
1/22/2013 - What Did John Boehner Say to Provoke Michelle Obama's Epic Eye Roll? Some Theories
1/22/2013 - Nearly a Third of Fired Military Commanders Were Canned Because of Their Penises
1/22/2013 - You Can Now Talk Shit About Your Boss Online, Kinda
Has Been Secretly Turning You Into a Right-Winger This Entire Time
1/22/2013 - Beyoncé Lip-Synced at the Inauguration, Betrayed the World [Updated]
1/22/2013 - Dior Haute Couture, for the Gamine Garden Party Girl in You
1/22/2013 - Scoring the Inaugural Dance-Off: Bidens Almost Hump on the Dance Floor and Obamas are Swingers
1/22/2013 - Meet the Abortion Providers Risking Their Lives for Your Right to Choose
Facts of Life
Star Reveals Her Husband Was Gay
1/22/2013 - There's Only 1 Female Film Director For Every 15.24 Male Ones, and Things Aren't Getting Any Better
1/22/2013 - POTUS and His 'Better Half,' Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
1/22/2013 - Holy Fuck: Watch These Guys Endure 2-1/2 Hours of Intense Simulated Labor
1/22/2013 - Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting
1/22/2013 - Jennifer Hudson Serenades Michelle Obama and Her Husband at the Inaugural Ball's First Dance
1/21/2013 - New Vegas Ads Features Frumpy Straights and Glamorous Gays
1/21/2013 - Top That!:
Gets a Musical
1/21/2013 - Peter Farrelly's Star-Studded
Opens Friday and Nobody in Hollywood Wants to Talk About It
1/21/2013 - Woman Loses Her Legs and Fingers to Terrifying 'Dog Bacteria'
1/21/2013 - Comment of the Day: Teaching Vs. Porn
1/21/2013 - Prince Harry Says He 'Can't Wait' to Be an Uncle and Also Don't Forget About His Nude Penis, Please
1/21/2013 - Adorable Cat Is All 'What Winter Blues?'
1/21/2013 - Known Racist Dick Bag Donald Trump Wishes the President the Best of Luck on His New Term
1/21/2013 - Are Michelle Obama's Bangs the New Michelle Obama's Arms?
1/21/2013 - Five-Year-Old Girl Suspended for Making a 'Terroristic Threat' About a Hello Kitty Bubble Gun
1/21/2013 - Handsome James Franco's Inauguration Poem Is All About Handsome James Franco
1/21/2013 - Daniel Radcliffe Will Use Harry Potter to Lure You Into His Naked Sex Movies
1/21/2013 - Animal Shelter Adopts Out Puppies and Kittens to an Abba Soundtrack
Recap: 'It Was Really Well Written!'
1/21/2013 - How to Get Out of a Hook Up When the Guy Is Already in your Apartment
1/21/2013 - 'Birth Control on the Bottom Yogurt' Combines Our Two Favorite Woman-Things into One Bowel-Flushing Womb Snack!
1/21/2013 - Beyoncé Doesn't Need a Stupid Earpiece and Other Musical Moments from Today's Inauguration Ceremony
1/21/2013 - The Anita Hill Documentary Can Teach a New Generation About Sexual Harassment
1/21/2013 - Science: Delinquents Have the Best Taste in Music
1/21/2013 - School Tells 13-Year-Old That She Should Get a Breast Reduction to Combat Bullying
1/21/2013 - New Jersey Library Displays Drawing of Oral Sex
1/21/2013 - President/Valedictorian Obama Gets Sweetly Nostalgic Following the Inaugural Address
1/21/2013 - Female Video Game Exec Says It's a 'Cop-out' to Claim the Industry is Sexist
1/21/2013 - Lack of Sleep Can Turn You Into a Resentful Monster
1/21/2013 - Is There Any Truth to the Breaking the Seal Myth?
1/21/2013 - Pomp and Pageantry: Scenes From Today's Inauguration
1/21/2013 - Most of Rick Perry's Senior Staffers Are Women
1/21/2013 - The
New York Times
Thinks Male Magazine Founders Are Intellectuals But Their Female Peers Are Fashionistas
1/21/2013 - You Might Be Thinner (or Fatter) Than You Think According to New BMI Formula
1/21/2013 - Reality TV Producers Desperately Seeking Real Life Girls Just Like the Ones in
1/21/2013 - Happy MLK Day: Your Friendly Reminder Martin Luther King Loved Planned Parenthood and Birth Control
1/21/2013 - Awesome Ladies Converge for the Leading Women in Washington Event
1/21/2013 - Chick Lit Could Be Making You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1/21/2013 - First Look: Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace in
1/21/2013 - Child's First Flush Celebrated with Giant Toilet Cake, Grown Men Dressed as Toilets and 10,000 Confetti Toilets
1/21/2013 - Meet the First Woman to Ever Deliver a Presidential Inaugural Invocation
1/21/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My Butt!'
1/21/2013 - Michelle Obama Tweets Pic of Katy Perry Performing at What Looks to Be the Best Inauguration Party
1/20/2013 - Watch These Mighty Mice Perform Amazing Tricks, Be Extremely Agile and Adorable
1/20/2013 - Rush Limbaugh: 'You Know How to Stop Abortion? Require That Each One Occur With a Gun.'
1/20/2013 - GQ's Sexiest Women List Includes 'Hottest Chinese Chick' and 'Hottest Indian Chick'
1/20/2013 - Powerful Portraits of Workers at Femme Auto in Senegal
1/20/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Who Will Wear This Inauguration’s Crazy Hat?
1/20/2013 - Julianne Moore and Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talk About How Porn and RomComs Are All About Objectification
1/20/2013 - Only the Most Elegant Ladies Clear Out Their Bowels with Milk of Magnesia
1/20/2013 - Florida Cat Goes on Real-Life
Catventure without Any Annoying Dogs
1/20/2013 - He Thighs Through the Air with the Greatest of Ease
1/20/2013 - New Zac Efron Movie Features a Financially Irresponsible Dennis Quaid as Papa Efron
1/20/2013 - British Professor Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
1/20/2013 - Barbara Walters Hospitalized After Falling and Cutting Her Forehead
1/20/2013 - North Dakota Republican State Rep. Pisses Off Colleagues with Email Titled ‘Why Men Are Seldom Depressed’
1/20/2013 - College Grad Rick Santorum Insists That Colleges ‘Indoctrinate’ Students Against Jesus
1/20/2013 - Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Syrup and Mothballs?
1/20/2013 - Kindergartner Suspended for Telling Classmates That She Was Going to Shoot Them with Bubbles
1/20/2013 - Irish Priest May Publicly Defy the Vatican About Advocating for Female Priests and Questioning Church Authority
1/20/2013 - Top Dog Chefs Prepare the Most Vile of Canine Delicacies — Rabies Froth and Discarded Egg Shells
1/20/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Plea Deals, Mortal Prosecutors!
1/20/2013 - Single Women Don't Need Weddings — Here's Why
1/19/2013 - Saturday Night Social: The Return of
1/19/2013 - No, Emma Stone Was Not Totally Wasted During Last Year’s Oscars
1/19/2013 - Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper into a Trampoline
1/19/2013 - Hot Cross Buns
1/19/2013 - Columnist Figures Out the Worst Possible Way to Introduce an Article About Sexual Assault
1/19/2013 - Lady Gaga Will Treat White House Staffers to Her Musical Stylings During the Inauguration Festivities
1/19/2013 - Celebrate Paula Deen's Birthday by Gazing into Her Youthful Past
1/19/2013 - You'll Never Forget Your Twenties, Because That's When You Become Who You Are
1/19/2013 - Research Suggests That Poor Sleeping Habits Will Transform You into an Ungrateful Monster That No One Could Possibly Love
1/19/2013 - New Gender Normative Target Ads Feature Ejaculating Cake Mix and Oatmeal
1/19/2013 - Maker of Full-Body Scanners Loses Its TSA Contract to Humiliate Passengers at Airport Security Checkpoints
1/19/2013 - Canines of the World, Excelsior!
1/19/2013 - Plea Deal Fails for Alleged Zumba Brothel Proprietors
1/19/2013 - Ballet Director Still Recovering From Having Acid Hurled into His Face
1/19/2013 - Justin Bieber’s Mom Proudly Presents
Abortion: The Movie
1/18/2013 - Is Madonna a Saintly Third-World School Builder or a Nefarious Self-Aggrandizing Lie-Monger?
1/18/2013 - Get a Lesson in Power Walking from
's Kate McKinnon and
's Eliot Glazer
1/18/2013 - If You Want a Job at People's Revolution, You Probably Shouldn't Tweet Your Resume
1/18/2013 - Cory Booker Is Melting Guns Into Bracelets and He Gave One to Rachel Maddow
1/18/2013 - On Being Broke vs. Being Poor
1/18/2013 - The Night Belongs to Joanna Newsom
1/18/2013 - Hathaway, Jackman and Redmayne Might Do Their
Thing Live at the Oscars
1/18/2013 - Why Did the NRA Say That Sasha and Malia Have 11 Armed School Guards? (Spoiler Alert: They Don't and Breitbart)
1/18/2013 - Want to Know Why Liz and Jack Never Hooked Up on
? Let Them Tell You
1/18/2013 - Why Are So Many Miss America Winners from the South?
1/18/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!
1/18/2013 - Did
Rip Off This Guy's Cover of 'Baby Got Back'?
1/18/2013 - Stephen Colbert's Sister Is Running for Congress And I Want to Move to South Carolina so I Can Vote for Her
1/18/2013 - So Is the Mariah & Nicki Feud Staged Or Not? You Be the Judge
Thinks the Hurricane Sandy Coverage Didn't Have Enough $5,000 Ball Gowns
's Jenelle Evans Is Pregnant Again. Let's Look Back at Her Year of Bad Choices.
1/18/2013 - James Deen Diplomatically Explains Lindsay Lohan's Horrid Attitude: 'She Has a Unique Way of Communicating'
1/18/2013 - Bolivian State Politician Caught on Video Allegedly Raping Unconscious Woman on Parliament Floor
1/18/2013 - WTF:
Men as Superheroes, Tina Fey as Damsel in Distress
1/18/2013 - Here's Scarlett Johansson and Her Purrfect Skin at
Cat On a Hot Tin Roof
's Opening Night
1/18/2013 - Conservative Women Want You to Know They Enjoy Sex. Really.
1/18/2013 - The Art of Inter-Faith Banging (and Marriage)
1/18/2013 - 25-Year-Old Activist Finally Accomplishes Something, Is Voted Germany's Sexiest Female Politician
1/18/2013 - Unhinged Steubenville Mom Claims Local Kids Are Puking Under Tent Desks in Fear
1/18/2013 - More Teenage Girls Are Keeping Diaries Because Diaries Are the Best
1/18/2013 - ABC: Yes, Black People Are Part of
's Success, No, We Don't Want to Talk About It
1/18/2013 - UNC's Former Dean of Students Says She Was Forced to Underreport Sexual Assault Cases
1/18/2013 - In Your Face, Jodie Foster: 'Honey Boo Boo' Nominated for GLAAD Award
1/18/2013 - John Galliano In Shocking Fashion Comeback
1/18/2013 - Unhappy With Your Gross Vagina? Why Not Try 'The Barbie'?
1/18/2013 - Future Conversations With the New, Sassy Siri
1/18/2013 - There Are Only Four Docs Left Who Perform Late Term Abortions
1/18/2013 - President Obama's New Official Portrait Is Business Casual
1/18/2013 - Allegedly Overrated Hottie and Torture-Promoter Kathryn Bigelow Talks Back to the Haters
1/18/2013 - Bishop Takes a Bath Photo With His Young Granddaughter, Makes a Lot of People Uncomfortable
1/18/2013 - Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover
1/17/2013 - Your Toughest Questions Answered: Who's the Cutest Baby Animal?
1/17/2013 - Betty White Turned 91 Today, Let's Celebrate the Nonagenarian by Talking About Her Rad Life
1/17/2013 - These $50 Tights Will Make It Look Like Glittery Wax Is Melting From Your Crotch
1/17/2013 - It's Kinda Like Seeing a Painting in a Museum: Find Out What Gay Men Think About Vaginas
1/17/2013 - Comment of the Day: Uteruses Might Not Shut It Down, But They Won't Back Down, Either
1/17/2013 - Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million Prenup Because OH, SURE, WHY NOT
1/17/2013 - Three-Legged Dog Is Criminal Mastermind, Robs Local Pet Store of Valuable Snausage Supply
1/17/2013 - Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Body Could Literally Save Your Life
1/17/2013 - Veronica Mars Would Have Cracked This Te'o Mystery Eons Ago
1/17/2013 - Memories of Dear Abby
1/17/2013 - America's Oldest Teacher Does It For the Kids
1/17/2013 - Bad Day? Dry Your Tears on These Six Baby White Lions
1/17/2013 - Tavi Gevinson Acts, Sings in New Animated Short
(with Christopher Lloyd and Kathy Bates)
1/17/2013 - Please Stop Sharing Photos of Your Engagement Ring on Facebook Without Any Context
1/17/2013 - Is the Magical Boner Pill Viagra Also the Answer to All Weight-Loss Dreams?
1/17/2013 - Adorable Daredevil Father Has Constructed the World's Fastest Stroller Out of Sheet Metal and Love
1/17/2013 - NYU Student Says She's Forced to Share Her Dorm Room With a Toddler
1/17/2013 - The Brontësaurus Sisters: When Literary Greats Meet Terrible Puns
1/17/2013 - Fucking With Your Head: 10 Things You Might Not Know About Your Brain and Sex
1/17/2013 - No Matter How or Why Sandy Hook Happened, Obama's Gun Control Package Is a Must
1/17/2013 - This Wonderful Letter Posted in a Girls' Bathroom Stall Makes Me Feel Things
1/17/2013 - Did the 'Porn Star' Teacher Deserve to Be Fired?
1/17/2013 - Delhi Gang Rape Case Is Being Fast-Tracked, Could Start Monday
1/17/2013 - Bad News for Anti-Choicers: Most People Are Sane, Want to Keep Abortion Legal
1/17/2013 - Italy’s
Cover Story Is All About How Handsome the Pope’s Secretary Is
1/17/2013 - Let’s All Hope That Bulletproof Backpacks Don’t Become the Next Trapper Keepers
1/17/2013 - Every Woman in America on Earth in the Entire Universe Now Wants Karlie Kloss's Amazing, Wonderful, Completely Perfect Haircut
1/17/2013 - Girls Behaving Badly and James Franco With Cornrows: The
Trailer Has Arrived
1/17/2013 - How to Transform into a Total Nerd-Babe
1/17/2013 - Vaccine Schedule for Babies Is Totally Safe, No Evidence It's Linked to Any Developmental Disorders
1/17/2013 - Notre Dame Says Manti Te'o Is a Victim. That's Rich, Considering Their History of Ignoring Actual Victims.
1/17/2013 - Idaho Lawmaker Compares Prostitution to Abortion Because He's a Dense or a Douchebag or Both
1/17/2013 - 'Honest' Version of Coca Cola's Anti-Obesity Ad Is Actually a Scary Truth Bomb
1/17/2013 - Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Fit In
1/17/2013 - Wonder Woman Finally Reimagined as a Badass Amazon Warrior With a Meteor Hammer
1/17/2013 - Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'
1/16/2013 - Most Poor Women Would've Gotten Abortions Earlier, But Needed Time to Raise Money for the Costly Procedure
1/16/2013 - Your Evening Cry: Boy with Cerebral Palsy Races Triathlons with His Brother
1/16/2013 - If You Like Dogs and You Like Socks, You Will Love Dogs Who Like Socks
1/16/2013 - Elizabeth Banks Says Moms of Only One Child Aren't ‘Really’ Moms, Pisses Off Fake Moms Everywhere
1/16/2013 - Comment of the Day: Storm the Cervix
1/16/2013 - Good Job, Society—Kim Kardashian Now Feels the Need to Specify She Won't Be Allowing TV Cameras in Her Birth Canal
1/16/2013 - Today Is Aaliyah's 34th Birthday! We Miss You, Aaliyah!
1/16/2013 - See My Vest: Portraits of Pet Owners in Dog Hair Sweaters
1/16/2013 - Fox New is Obsessed with Finding Your Porn Name
1/16/2013 - I Can't Stop Looking at These South Korean Women Who've Had Plastic Surgery
1/16/2013 - Ask Amy Poehler: 'How Do I Start Taking Positivity More Seriously Than Negativity?'
1/16/2013 - Roe v Huh? Most Under 30 Don't Know Roe v. Wade was About Abortion
1/16/2013 - Happy Hump Day!
1/16/2013 - These New Anti-Cellulite Jeans Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin
1/16/2013 - 'Esquire' Writer Inexplicably Name-Checks Female Celebs He Thinks Are Ugly
1/16/2013 - Lots of Nonsexual Touching Is the Key to a Successful Long-Term Relationship
1/16/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Smothers Jason Sudeikis with False Praise in This Week's
1/16/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Here's a Picture of Taylor Swift's Breast Implant Scar
1/16/2013 - Is a Disney-Free Daughter Really a More Empowered One?
1/16/2013 - Rupert Murdoch Can Bite My Bulbous Butt: The Healthcare Industry's Problems Are Not Caused by Fat People
1/16/2013 - And Here's a Scene From James Franco's New Gay BDSM Movie [NSFW]
1/16/2013 - Alec Baldwin Decides to Speak for Tina Fey on the End of
: 'She's Fucking Wiped Out'
1/16/2013 - Indonesian Supreme Court Candidate Says Women Enjoy Rape
1/16/2013 - The NRA Video on Sasha and Malia the NRA Doesn't Want You to See
1/16/2013 - Wal-Mart Pledges To Buy $50 Billion Worth Of U.S.-Made Goods
1/16/2013 - We're Throwing Out Too Much Damn Food and It's Killing the World
1/16/2013 - What Happens When a Town Has Lots of Single Men and Not Many Women? Bad Things.
1/16/2013 - You Better Walk For Your Life: When Sloths Attack
1/16/2013 - Sonia Sotomayor: I Am the Most Obstinate Person You Will Ever Meet
1/16/2013 - Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons
1/15/2013 - Seeing Double: Ethereal Photos of Identical Twins Are Freaky/Magical
1/15/2013 - Awesome Indian Men Don Skirts to Protest Rape Culture
1/15/2013 - Vermont's State Bird Might as Well Be a Cat Because Those Muhfuckers Are Crazy About Cats
1/15/2013 - Your Evening Sob: Sandy Hook Children's Choir Sings ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’
1/15/2013 - Comment of the Day: Yeezy's Magic Sperm
1/15/2013 - Drop Everything Right Now: Nicki Minaj's Wig Man Has Quit Over 'Creative Differences'
1/15/2013 - Want to Know About Ryan Seacrest's Pee Habits? No? Too Bad!
1/15/2013 - Gang in Oxford Accused of Raping, Drugging, and Sex-Trafficking Girls as Young as 11
1/15/2013 - Orgasm-Free Casual Sex: We've Cum So Far, Yet So Infrequently
1/15/2013 - Olympic Gold Medalist Missy Franklin Is Swimming for Her High School Like It's No Big Deal
1/15/2013 - Mom Who Wrote About Putting 7-Year-Old Daughter on Diet Now Promoting 'Heavy' Memoir
1/15/2013 - Jessica Simpson, a 'Modern-Day Lucy,' Is Getting Her Own Sitcom
1/15/2013 - Oxygen Cancels
All My Babies' Mamas
After Nation Goes Apoplectic
1/15/2013 - OkCupid Finally Comes Up With Worst Idea Ever
1/15/2013 - Do You Like Video Games? Well Then You'll LOVE Masturbating to This Sexy Dismembered Lady Torso!
1/15/2013 - Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle Reveals He's HIV-Positive
1/15/2013 - The Newest Sex Toys Make Pleasure Serious Business
1/15/2013 - Lots of Teen Girls Are Meeting Strangers Off the Internet
1/15/2013 - Kim Kardashian Says She Had Fertility Issues Before Kanye Knocked Her Up
1/15/2013 - Hold On to Your Quiver of Arrows, There Are New
1/15/2013 - Rooney Mara Says Getting Dressed for the Red Carpet Is 'A Panic Attack Waiting To Happen'
1/15/2013 - Condom Law Cramping Porn Stars' Style and Possibly Their Organs
1/15/2013 - Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on a Juice Cleanse
1/15/2013 - No One Can Hear You Cry from Space (Because You Physically Cannot Cry in Space)
1/15/2013 - Rape Has Become a 'Significant and Disturbing Feature' of Syria's Civil War
1/15/2013 - Quvenzhané Wallis Adorably Stymies
's Attempts to Talk Fashion
1/15/2013 - Smoking Weed Actually Does Not Lower Your IQ
1/15/2013 - Watch Lindsay Lohan Act Like She Can't Find Her Cell Phone in This Moving Clip From
1/15/2013 - NRA Generously Gives Us Free Shooting Games for Four-Year-Olds
1/15/2013 - King Cry-Potato Glenn Beck Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
1/15/2013 - The Future Is Now: Nation's First Bookless Library Coming to Texas
1/15/2013 - Baby Born on Airplane Named After the Flight Attendant Who Delivered Her
1/15/2013 - Meet Ilyse Hogue, NARAL's New President
1/15/2013 - The New Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Wack-Ass Vitamins in It
1/15/2013 - Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director
1/14/2013 - You've Got to See This to Believe It: Cat Plays Shell Game, Wins Every Time
1/14/2013 - Shoko Nakagawa Rocks a Hat Made of Bugs
1/14/2013 - Who the Hell Collects These
Slave Action Figures?
1/14/2013 - Attention Sleepy Heads: Nap Your Way to Fortune and Fame!
1/14/2013 - Comment of the Day: Unfunny Women and Sky High Ratings
1/14/2013 - Cruel Temptress A.J. McLean Says There's Always a Place for Ryan Gosling in the Backstreet Boys
1/14/2013 - Dog Trampled by Kittens Is a Very Great Dog, Indeed
1/14/2013 - Anna Kendrick Is Done Watching Ryan Gosling Movies in Public Spaces
1/14/2013 - Transphobia Is a Goddamn Embarrassment to Us All
1/14/2013 - Oh, Go Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
1/14/2013 - Are Moms Supposed to Want to Be MILFs Now?
1/14/2013 - Robin Roberts Is Free of Blood Abnormalities, Should Return to
Sometime in February
1/14/2013 - Last Season There Were No Black People in
; This Season They Literally Put a Black Person in Lena Dunham
1/14/2013 - Cher's Developing a TV Show That Sounds Far Out
1/14/2013 - Is This Hulu Ad Mocking
's Gay Fans?
1/14/2013 - Personhood Starts With Paul Ryan's Jizz
1/14/2013 - All of the Women in Santigold's 'Girls' Video Are Freak-Faced Gorgeous
1/14/2013 - New Coca-Cola Ads Mention Obesity, But Still Insist Coca-Cola Has 'Happy' Calories
1/14/2013 - Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Up About Rape
1/14/2013 - Willow and Jaden Smith Drop Stoney Rap Track That's Not Half Bad
1/14/2013 - Just Another Friendly Reminder That Dating Is Over and You Will Never Find Love
1/14/2013 - The World's Scariest Dictator's Daughter Just Released a Pop Single With Gerard Depardieu
1/14/2013 - Thanks To Brazilian Waxes, Crabs Are an Endangered Species
1/14/2013 - Miss America Lives in Park Slope, Probably Owns $200 Yoga Pants and Won't Shut Up About Yerba Mate
1/14/2013 - Fetal Heartbeat Bills Still Trendy in 2013, If Wyoming Is Any Indication
1/14/2013 - Emma Stone's Bra Stars on the Cover of
1/14/2013 - New Autopsy Report Finds Natalie Wood Was Assaulted
1/14/2013 - Nation's Nudists Court Corporate Sponsorship
1/14/2013 - The Good, the Bad and the Tragically Ugly Gowns of the Golden Globes
1/14/2013 - Are You a Prude or a Slut? A Handy Guide to Proper Skirt Length
1/14/2013 - Praise Be! Justin Timberlake Finally Releases Some New Music
1/14/2013 - ACLU Wins Severance Pay for Victims of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Including Disproportionately Discharged Women and People of Color
1/14/2013 - American Royalty Blue Ivy Got a Diamond Barbie For Her First Birthday
1/13/2013 - Jodie Foster Comes Out in Most Epic Awards Speech of Our Time
1/13/2013 - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Kill It Dead During the Golden Globes Opening
1/13/2013 - Live Coverage: The 2013 Golden Globes
1/13/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Swallow Your Golden Globes Medicine
1/13/2013 - Showtime Announces Awesome-Sounding 'Psychosexual Horror' Series About Victorian Monsters
1/13/2013 - Heather Graham’s Sensual Saturday Bubble Bath Interrupted by a Raging Candle Fire
1/13/2013 - Russians Take Part in a ‘March Against Scoundrels’ to Protest Adoption Ban
1/13/2013 - Child Bribery Is a Totally Legit Parenting Technique, Insists Infamous Child Briber
1/13/2013 - Singapore Anti-Groping PSA Features Terrible Puns, Victim-Blaming ‘Tips’
1/13/2013 - Great Galloping Glutes!
1/13/2013 - Showtime May Soon Kill
The Real L Word
and Resurrect It as a Documentary
1/13/2013 - New Clip from
Features Lots of Dial Tones, Pacing, and Lindsay Lohan’s Cryface
1/13/2013 - So can we get a line of Avengers-inspired dresses already?
1/13/2013 - Have
The Carrie Diaries
Turned Carrie Bradshaw Into a Trust Fund Baby?
1/13/2013 - Versace Autumn/Winter 2013 Show in Milan Features Dudes in Lingerie Cycling Shorts
1/13/2013 - Reminder: We'll Have Live Coverage of the Golden Globes Tonight at 7
1/13/2013 - Little Girl from London Shot and Killed During Her Vacation in Jamaica
1/13/2013 - Bare Breasts Fail to Stir the Pope’s Cold, Lifeless Heart
1/13/2013 - Costa Rican Women Protest a Woman Being Denied Her Right to Breastfeed in Public by Breastfeeding in Public
1/13/2013 - Sadly, Yet Another Woman Has Reportedly Been Gang-Raped on a Bus in India
1/13/2013 - Grant Bowler Gallantly Defends Castle Lohan from the
New York Times
1/13/2013 - In Defense Of Never Moving On
1/12/2013 - Saturday Night Social: One Direction's Zayn Malik Turned 20 Today!
1/12/2013 - Baby, It's Cold Outside (But Bundle Up And Go Improve Your Cognitive Skills)
1/12/2013 - In The Thigh of the Beholder
1/12/2013 - Kylan Arianna Wenzel To Be First Official Transgender Contestant of Miss Universe Organization
1/12/2013 - When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
1/12/2013 - Obama Administration Funds Educational Video Game Starring 'Black Female Alien Superhero'
1/12/2013 - Tina Fey Shares Why Twitter Is Completely Idiotic
1/12/2013 - Yesterday's Civil Rights Commission Hearing Addressed Sexual Assault in All Branches of U.S. Military
1/12/2013 - Virginia GOP Allegedly Tried to Shush Democrats About Abortion Legislation
1/12/2013 - Little Bunny Plus Little Girl Plus Little Girl's Slipper Equals Actual Cutest Thing Ever
1/12/2013 - Here's to The LOLs: The Perils of Dating and Dumping Comedians
1/12/2013 - Alisa Valdes Was Abused at the Hands of The Man She Swoons Over in
The Feminist and The Cowboy
1/12/2013 - 'I Just
It!!!!!! Will You Excuse Me, Please??'
1/12/2013 - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Should Just Break Up Already
1/12/2013 - Get Out of My Gay Bar, Straight Girl
1/11/2013 - Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Decide to Not Be Photographed Together Anymore
1/11/2013 - Let's Share Our Favorite Destiny's Child Moments to Celebrate Their Upcoming Superbowl Reunion
1/11/2013 - RuPaul Graces Us with Some Twitter Love
1/11/2013 - Sex Crime Expert Writes Advice Book About How to Best Lock Up Your Teenage Daughter
Creator Callie Khouri Is Not a Fan of Catfights
1/11/2013 - What Was Your Kid Doing When 9-Year-Old Quvenzhané Wallis Was Nominated for an Oscar?
1/11/2013 - Do You Think Kate Middleton Cried After Seeing Her First Official Portrait?
1/11/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!
1/11/2013 - You Might Be Happy But Your Life Is Still Meaningless
1/11/2013 - Ask a Mortician: Can You Wear Artificial Nails in Your Coffin?
1/11/2013 - Marines Order Military Spouse Clubs to Allow Gay Husbands and Wives
1/11/2013 - Scotland Launches 'Drinking Mirror' App to Scare Vain Women Away from Drinking Alcohol
1/11/2013 - Happy Hunger Deans! Here's a Preview of
1/11/2013 - Why My 7-Year-Old Is An Atheist (And Why I'm Okay With That)
1/11/2013 - Ryan Gosling Calls Conan O'Brien Names Via a Lady in the Audience (Who's Unfortunately Not You or Me)
1/11/2013 - Cory Booker Tackles Cory Booker's History of Homophobia—So Is He Gay or What?
1/11/2013 - They Spelled Anne Hathaway's Name Wrong at the Critics' Choice Awards, and She Called Them Out in Her Acceptance Speech
1/11/2013 - Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer For Sale
1/11/2013 - Restaurant Owner in North Carolina Waits for Lesbian Couple to Pay Tab, Then Hands Them Letter Condemning Homosexuality
1/11/2013 - Georgia Congressman and World's Worst OB/GYN Says Todd Akin's Legitimate Rape Theory Was 'Partially Right'
1/11/2013 - Proactiv Horror Stories: Tales From Skincare's Big Scam
1/11/2013 - Saudi Arabia Throws Women a Disappointing Bone By Appointing Some of Them to a Council
1/11/2013 - Paul Ryan Once Again Sponsors the Bill That Would Make It Possible for Women's Rapists to Sue Them
1/11/2013 - Feminism Is Now Literally Killing Boners: Lingerie Football League Will No Longer Involve Lingerie
1/11/2013 - Michele Bachmann Hasn't Paid Former Staffers Because Michele Bachmann
1/11/2013 - Quvenzhané Wallis, Youngest Best Actress Oscar Nominee Ever, Is Excited — Though Not Quite Sure What an Oscar Is
1/11/2013 - FDA Recommends Ladies Cut Sleeping Pill Dosage in Half Because—ZZZzzzz
1/11/2013 - EMT Who Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Five Women (Including an 11-Year-Old Girl) Goes to Trial
1/11/2013 - Good Morning, Watch This Shirtless Man Frost a Cake While Porn Music Plays
1/11/2013 - Lifetime's New Bra-Fitting Reality Show Is, Dare We Say, Uplifting
1/11/2013 - Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques Enthusiast
1/11/2013 - Baby Panda Makes His Public Debut, Is Dapper in Classic Black and White
1/10/2013 - Go Behind the Scenes of
Awkward Black Girl
and Be Sad You Don't Hang Out with Issa Rae Every Day
1/10/2013 - Lead Story From 1941
Magazine: 'Women Talk Too Much' :/
1/10/2013 - This Crazy Candlestick Is Anthropologie's Most Expensive, Offensive Piece of Shit (Yet)
1/10/2013 - Move Over Veronica Mars, 8-Year-Old Online Sleuth Reunites Siblings After 65 Years
1/10/2013 - Comment of the Day: Auto-tuning
The Hunger Games
1/10/2013 - Kindness Cyborg Ryan Gosling Handed Out Girl Scout Cookies to Delighted Strangers
1/10/2013 - Adele Is Basking in the Oscar Nod Glow
1/10/2013 - Three Weeks With Lindsay Lohan or, Why LiLo's a Delusional Asshole Who'll Never Legitimately Work Again
1/10/2013 - Great, Male Jurors Don't Trust Fat Women
1/10/2013 - Insane
Article Makes It Overwhelmingly Clear That Beyoncé Is a Robot
1/10/2013 - Woman Raped by Teammates Who Said They Would Take Her Home Safely
1/10/2013 - Batshit Ridiculous Modesty Website Reminds You That Women Just Can't Win
1/10/2013 - Here's Ryan Gosling Playing With Knives
1/10/2013 - Pap Tests, While Horribly Uncomfortable, May Soon Be Able to Detect Up to 3 Types of Cancer
1/10/2013 - A Sturdy Black Clutch That Holds Almost Anything
1/10/2013 - Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Will Too
1/10/2013 - The Woman Who Played Veruca Salt Wrote a Book About Playing Veruca Salt, and It Sounds Pretty Great
1/10/2013 - Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the People's Choice Awards
1/10/2013 - Seven Minutes in Heaven With Tina Fey
1/10/2013 - Lady Hedge Fund Managers Are Killing It
1/10/2013 - Heads Up, Dudes: You Have Nipples Because Every Single One of You Used to Be Female
1/10/2013 - Planned Parenthood Steers Clear of 'Choice' and 'Life'
1/10/2013 - The Nation's First 'Tomboy' Clothing Store Comes to San Francisco
1/10/2013 - Drug Company Settles in Court Case Linking Pregnancy Drug to Breast Cancer
1/10/2013 - Young Evangelicals Are Sick of Abstinence Pledges and Homophobia
1/10/2013 - Glow in the Dark Freeways Bring the Rave to the Road
1/10/2013 - It's Oscars Time: Here Are the 2013 Academy Award Nominees
1/10/2013 - Britney Spears Quits
The X Factor
Before They Can Fire Her Ass
1/10/2013 - The
50 Shades of Grey
Musical Might Be the Only Reason to Have Anything to Do With
50 Shades of Grey
1/9/2013 - Whatever Breed of Animal This Is, It's Really, Really Fucking Cute
1/9/2013 - Man Uses Facebook to Lure 13-Year-Old Into Rape, Gets 14 Days Jail Time (Weekends Only)
1/9/2013 - Teen Pleads Guilty To Burning Down Church Because of the 'Race, Color and Ethnicity of Its Congregation'
1/9/2013 - Let Utkarsh Ambudkar Rap His Way Into Your Heart
1/9/2013 - Comment of the Day: Of Penises and Length
1/9/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Might Have Stolen Elizabeth Taylor's Treasured Magic Bracelet of Friendship
1/9/2013 - Chelsea Clinton Is Strangely Proud of Her Totally Uninspiring Mother
1/9/2013 - Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Graciously Invent a Drinking Game to Get You Smashed During the Golden Globes
1/9/2013 - Depressed? Try Drinking Less Soda and More Coffee (Or, You Know, Medicine!)
1/9/2013 - What Are Your Guesses for This Year's Oscar Nominations?
1/9/2013 - The Single Mother Success Story Is No Excuse for a Superiority Complex
1/9/2013 - Don't Miss Jon Stewart's Epic Takedown of the Gun Control 'Debate'
1/9/2013 - Crankyfest: The Film Festival for Movies About Menstruation
1/9/2013 - Finnick and Katniss Are Looking
Close in This
1/9/2013 - A Tale of Mutual Cyberstalking
1/9/2013 - Monopoly Is Retiring One of Its Beloved Game Pieces Forever and It Better Not Be Fucking Shoe
1/9/2013 - Some Couples Get Off On Having Sex in the Delivery Room
1/9/2013 - U.S. Dollars Funding Irish Pro-Life Movement
1/9/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Baby Strollers, Baby Sunscreen and Baby Clothes are in the Works
1/9/2013 - Didja See the Cute Interracial Gay Couple in the Crate & Barrel Catalog?
1/9/2013 - Queen Bey's Underboob Scores the Cover of
1/9/2013 - Speaking a Second Language Could Keep You from Getting Dementia
1/9/2013 - Indexing Your Sex Life: Why and How We Keep Fuck Lists
1/9/2013 - Neighbors Call 911 After Mistaking a Dog as a Lion, Probably Because He's a Lion at Heart
1/9/2013 - Science Finally Explains Pruney Bath Fingers
1/9/2013 - Three India Rape Suspects Will Plead Not Guilty; Their Lawyer Says 'Respected Ladies' Don't Get Raped
1/9/2013 - Explosive Diarrhea and Extreme Deprivation: All the Best Diets of 2013, Ranked
1/9/2013 - Local Boy Scout Council Says Fuck It, Lets Gay Teen Become an Eagle Scout Even Though It's Against Official Policy [UPDATED]
1/9/2013 - Watch a Hot Air Balloon Wedding Go Disastrously Awry
1/9/2013 - Mexican Parents Denied Entry to the U.S. to Say Goodbye to Their Dying Daughter
1/9/2013 - This Is How You Live Forever: 103-Year-Old Man Walks the Mall Everyday
1/9/2013 - Want to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's An App For That
1/9/2013 - Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum
1/8/2013 - Prankster Hacker Uses Crafty Cat to Really Mess with the Police
1/8/2013 - Oprah to Quiz Lance Armstrong About His Roid Rage on Cable TV
1/8/2013 - New App Teaches Guys How to Propose to Their Girlfriends
1/8/2013 - 90-Year-Old Man Gets Divorced From His (Second) 15-Year-Old Bride
1/8/2013 - Comment of the Day: An Ode to Modesty
1/8/2013 - Katharine McPhee Doesn't Need Some Stupid Stinky Baby-Thing Wasting Her Me-Time
1/8/2013 - Lovable Wino Hoda Kotb Is Off the Sauce for One Whole Month
1/8/2013 - Jessica Chastain Rocks Ebony and Ivory
1/8/2013 - One Jump Ahead of the Breadline, Disney's
Is Heading to Broadway
1/8/2013 - A Very Merry Kerry Washington
1/8/2013 - Tech Company Asks CES Goers to 'Play With My V Spot"
1/8/2013 - Enterprising Brazilian Hookers Sign Up to Learn English Before the World Cup
1/8/2013 - SF Street Harassment Stabbing Is a Great Reminder That Catcalling Isn't a Joke
1/8/2013 - Mariah Carey & Nicki Minaj Fight in Front of Live Audience of TV Critics During Press Tour
1/8/2013 - Portland Asshole Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend with Dreadlock
1/8/2013 - Queen Elizabeth Seeks Royal Dishwasher, Clumsy Butterfingers Need Not Apply
1/8/2013 - Casting Call For 'Hot Blooded' Latina Moms Makes My Blood Boil
1/8/2013 - Strippers Have Workers Rights, Too
1/8/2013 - The Golden Rule for Mistresses: Keep It Casual
1/8/2013 - Beauty School Student Poses in Blackface as Kanye West for "Inspiration Day"
1/8/2013 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Was Covered in Chocolate at the
1/8/2013 - Steubenville's Legacy: How a Rape Case in Ohio Could Change History
1/8/2013 - Spread Facts With These Handy Reproductive Rights Infographics
1/8/2013 - James Franco Pulls a James Franco, Recreates the Justin Bieber 'Boyfriend' Video
1/8/2013 - The Best Time to Buy Anything During the Year
1/8/2013 - The White House Doesn't Want Bikini-Body Obsessed World Leering at Paparazzi Pix of Sasha and Malia on the Beach
1/8/2013 - What Is It About
? (And: Tell Us About Your Guilty Pleasures)
1/8/2013 - New Study Shows That Babies Start Picking Up Language in Utero So Quit Fucking Swearing Already
1/8/2013 - Correctional Officer Claims Supervisor Said Her Standard-Issue Uniform Was 'Enticing Inmates'
1/8/2013 - Let's Talk About Why Al Roker Shit His Pants at the White House
1/8/2013 - Gabby Giffords 'Celebrates' the Two Year Anniversary of Her Shooting By Launching a Gun Control PAC
1/8/2013 - Mariah Carey Throws Major Shade at Nicki Minaj During Barbara Walters Interview
1/8/2013 - Polar Bears Are Amazing Magical Creatures Who Will Eat Your Tasty-Ass If Given the Chance
1/8/2013 - Chocolate, Peanut Butter, and Banana Ale Is Perfect for the Fat Elvis In Your Life (Read: You)
1/8/2013 - Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It
1/7/2013 - The Best Kid Alive Donates His Allowance to Kitten Rescue Every Year
1/7/2013 - Designing the First Lady's Inaugural Gown is a Bit of a Fashion Industry Curse
1/7/2013 - Ladies Be Acting: 4 Out of 5 Nominees for BAFTA's Rising Star Award Are Women
1/7/2013 - You Can Rent LiLo's Jankity Beverly Hills Home For $10,450/Month (This Piece of Shit Doesn't Even Have an Infinity Pool)
1/7/2013 - Alabama Rep. Introduces Bill to Stop the State From Teaching That 'Homosexuality Is an Unacceptable, Criminal Lifestyle'
1/7/2013 - Comment of the Day: Sympathy for the
1/7/2013 - Ryan Lochte Is Getting a Ryan Lochte Reality Show About What Ryan Lochte Would Do
1/7/2013 - Andy Cohen Switches Teams for Betty White
1/7/2013 - Sexytime Talk: Semen Feasts, the Ginuwine Station, and Other 'Friend-Making' Tips
Critic Writes Nuanced Review of Lena Dunham's 'Blobby' Body
1/7/2013 - Women, Stop Talking. Old Men Don't Like How You Speak.
1/7/2013 - The New One Direction Video Is Kinda Great
1/7/2013 - Terrifying Giant Squid Caught on Film in the North Pacific
1/7/2013 - Show This Depressing Graph to the Rape Apologist in Your Life
1/7/2013 - 'Hiding the Body Respects the Soul': Prominent Rabbi Devises Helpful Plan to Keep Toddlers From Dressing Like Sluts
1/7/2013 - Al Roker: 'I Pooped In My Pants' at the White House
1/7/2013 - 2,000-Year-Old Carving of Princess Reveals She Was 'Stylishly Overweight'
Thinks Your Platform Shoes Make You Look Fat
1/7/2013 - Elizabeth Wurtzel at 45: Sadder Than Depression
1/7/2013 - Gerard Depardieu Offered Position as Siberia's Minister of Culture
1/7/2013 - Seven Extremely Confusing Steps to Living the Life You Want
1/7/2013 - If An Escalator Starts Moving Backwards Stop Trying To Go Up The Damn Escalator
1/7/2013 - NBC Boss 'Absolutely Hopeful' That
Will Have a 5th Season, But Also Yeah, Right
1/7/2013 - Half of Texas's Low-Income Women Have to Find New Doctors Because Rick Perry Hates Planned Parenthood
1/7/2013 - Lady Edith Can't Catch a Break: 'Edith with Googly Eyes' Emerges as the Best New Tumblr
1/7/2013 - Justin Bieber Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Marijuana
1/7/2013 - Disney Parks to Introduce Computerized Bracelet to Track Your Every Move, Er, to, Uh, 'Make Your Visit More Convenient'
1/7/2013 - This Vomiting Robot Measures Your Barf Splash for Science
1/7/2013 - Steubenville City and Police Launch Rape 'Facts' Website In Hopes of Overshadowing Anonymous's Influence
1/7/2013 - Prostate Treatment Causes Permanent Shrinkage
1/7/2013 - Some Military Women Don't Want to Fight, But That Doesn't Mean They Shouldn't Be Able To
1/7/2013 - Liberace Biopic Found Home at HBO After Being Dubbed 'Too Gay' By Every Studio in Hollywood
1/7/2013 - Grumpy Cat's Grumpy Cat-Cousin Is Harassed By Annoyingly Adorable Chicks
1/7/2013 - Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Stomach
1/7/2013 - A Quarter of All Diamonds In Stores Are Blood Diamonds, and Nobody Can Tell Which Ones They Are
1/7/2013 - The India Gang Rape Victim's Name Is Jyoti Singh Pandey
1/7/2013 - Florida School District CFO in Trouble for Secret Porn Tumblr, But Is She Any Different Than the Rest of Us Perverts?
1/7/2013 - JFK Stops Emma Watson To Ask Her Where Mommy And Daddy Are
1/6/2013 - Kim Kardashian's Photo Shoot Was So Boring, Even the Paparazzi Fell Asleep
1/6/2013 - Mall Cops Ask Breastfeeding Women Why They're Exposing Themselves, Tells Them to 'Cover Up'
1/6/2013 - Short-haired, armored Wonder Woman is ready for battle
1/6/2013 - Citing Threats, Defense Lawyers Seek to Move Steubenville Rape Trial to Another Town
1/6/2013 - Apparently Faking Friends' Deaths on Facebook Is a Thing People Do?
1/6/2013 - Ain't That America: Watch Baby Bald Eagles Spread Their Wings and Fly (Read: Be Very Adorable)
1/6/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: A Connecticut Yankee in the Dowager Countess’ Court
1/6/2013 - Banana Ban at the BBC Batters Boner-Shaped Fruit
1/6/2013 - Gérard Depardieu Sure Does Enjoy His Tax-Free Russian Schmatta
1/6/2013 - Gabby Giffords Will Sit Down with Diane Sawyer on the Second Anniversary of the Horrific Tucson Shooting
1/6/2013 - Thanks to the
New York Times
, You Now Know That Zosia Mamet Recently Had Food Poisoning
1/6/2013 - Scandal Surrounding French Diet Pill Widens as Pharmaceutical Chief Is Charged with Manslaughter
1/6/2013 - The Garterhouse of Parma
1/6/2013 - Doritos Will Hopefully Feature an Adorably Murderous Goat in One of Its Super Bowl Ads
1/6/2013 - Private School Teacher Fired for ‘Inappropriate’ Texting with Female Former Student Files a Racial Discrimination Suit
1/6/2013 - Groundbreaking New Research Suggests That Teachers Sometimes Let ‘Personal Feelings’ Affect Grades
1/6/2013 - Apparently Abandoned ‘Maternity Hotel’ in Southern California Would Make a Great
American Horror Story
1/6/2013 - This Kid Is Totally Not Intimidated by Fancy Face-Painted Elephants
1/6/2013 - We can dye hair with real gold nanoparticles
1/6/2013 - Prison Guards Apprehend Cat Trying Adorably to Sneak Into a Brazilian Prison with Jailbreak Gear
1/6/2013 - Sheriff Criticized in Steubenville Rape Investigation Tells Reporters That No More Suspects Will Be Charged
1/6/2013 - Liam Neeson Thinks Society Is Far Too Sexy for Its Own Good
1/6/2013 - Are Interns the New Housewives?
1/5/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Many Happy Returns, Diane Keaton
1/5/2013 - Delhi To Add 2,508 Female Officers to Police Force
1/5/2013 - Guy Tricks Idiot Thief Into Bringing his iPhone Back By Posing as OK Cupid Girl
1/5/2013 - So Nina, Barbara, Rose and Daphne Are All Sitting on a Couch...
1/5/2013 - Sloths Are Even More Interesting Than You Thought (Which Was Very)
1/5/2013 - Is
The New York Times
Concern-Trolling Hillary Clinton?
1/5/2013 - All These
Season 2 Marketing Partnerships Are Ughhh
1/5/2013 - It Only Takes A Little Walking to Diminish Your Risk of Stroke By A Hell of a Lot
1/5/2013 - Azealia Banks Called Perez Hilton a "Faggot," But That Doesn't Make Her a Homophobe
1/5/2013 - Take Me Thigher
1/5/2013 - Oxygen Ignores Petition Against 'Racist, Exploitative'
All My Babies' Mamas
1/5/2013 - Dame Helen Mirren and Her Husband Hate That Mushy Romance Crap
1/5/2013 - Some Good News: Abortions Insured and More Available To Military Rape Victims
1/5/2013 - Boxer And Kitten Nuzzle Tentatively, Remind Everyone To Embrace Each Others' Differences
1/5/2013 - Justin Bieber Smoked a Blunt At a Hotel Party The Day After Paparazzo Was Killed Chasing His Car
1/5/2013 - 101 Facts About 100 Women of the House and Senate
1/4/2013 - The Night Belongs to Charlyne Yi
1/4/2013 - Emma Stone Discusses 'Writhing Around All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed'
1/4/2013 - Miley Cyrus Continues the Cuddle Fest with her Adorable New Rescue Puppy
1/4/2013 - TGIF: Lessons Learned from a Banana-Opening Toddler
1/4/2013 - Shaq Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts
1/4/2013 - Mario Batali Has a Serious Bro Crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
1/4/2013 - The India Gang Rape Victim's Boyfriend Speaks Out
1/4/2013 - Atlantic Runs Stupid Article About the 'Death of Monogamy,' Then Runs Righteous Takedown of Their Own Stupid Article
1/4/2013 - New TV Ads from Kotex Should Help Debunk Some of the More Pernicious Vagina Myths
1/4/2013 - MAC Put A Female Bodybuilder In A Makeup Ad And It's Beautiful
1/4/2013 - Woman Makes a Gingerbread Winterfell, Sadly Leaves Out Edible Jon Snow
1/4/2013 - BioWare: Putting Same-Sex Romance Into
The Old Republic
'Will Take A Lot More Work Than We Realized'
1/4/2013 - Don Johnson’s Graciously Debunks Rumors of His Monster Cock
1/4/2013 - Confessions of a Teenage Word-Bully
1/4/2013 - There Is No Such Thing as a 'Pro-Life Feminist'
1/4/2013 - Brigitte Bardot Threatens to Leave France for Vladimir Putin’s Animal Paradise If Circus Elephants Are Euthanized
1/4/2013 - Things I Watch on YouTube When I am in a Bad Mood
1/4/2013 - Naomi Campbell Is on Crutches Following Violent Paris Mugging — Or Is She?
1/4/2013 - The Women Democrats of Congress Celebrated Inauguration Day with a Joyous Class Photo
1/4/2013 - In News That Makes Total Sense, Brooklyn Hipsters Are Growing Up to Become Brooklyn Wine Snobs
1/4/2013 - Local LA TV Station Had a Way Worse New Year's Eve Than You Did
1/4/2013 - The New 'Formal Friday' 'Trend' Disgusts Me
1/4/2013 - Dinosaurs Probably Shook Their Tail Feathers Like Peacocks When They Were Feeling Sexy
1/4/2013 - Anonymous Releases More Intel on the Alleged Steubenville 'Rape Crew'
1/4/2013 - Why Is It So Hard to Quit Proactiv?
1/4/2013 - Today's a Lucky Day to Get Married in China; A Crappy Day to Do It Anywhere Else
1/4/2013 - Once-Banned ‘Ancient’ Sex Book by Aristotle Will Be a Hot Auction Item in Edinburgh
1/4/2013 - Writing Totally Mean Yelp Reviews Can Still Get You Sued
1/4/2013 - How My Foolproof Scientific System Got Us Onto
The Price Is Right
1/4/2013 - California Court Declares That It's Not Rape If The Unconscious Women You Trick Into Sleeping With You Isn't Married
1/4/2013 - Dear Black Romcoms, Where'd You Go?
1/4/2013 - When Just Not Inviting Them Simply Won’t Do: How To Tell Someone They Can’t Come To Your Wedding
1/4/2013 - Two LAPD Officers Allegedly Forced Women to Have Sex with Them, Threatened Jail Time If They Didn't Comply
1/4/2013 - Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Amazing on
's Series Finale (Sob)
1/4/2013 - Miley Cyrus Shares an Intimate Moment with Her Latest Rescue Pup
1/4/2013 - Watch Malala Yousufzai Walk Out of the Hospital
1/4/2013 - So Wonderful: Family Reunited with Cat Eight Years After He Ran Away
1/4/2013 - Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'
1/4/2013 - Cat and Bunny Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
1/3/2013 - Hashbrowns and Hashtags: How Will Instagram Stay Ahead of Photos That Glorify Eating Disorders?
1/3/2013 - Utkarsh Ambudkar, Your Newest Crush, Will Play Kaling's Brother on
The Mindy Project
1/3/2013 - This Video About Gun Violence Doesn't Understand That Actors Are Not the Characters They Play
1/3/2013 - Beach Report: Bikinis Are Out, Maillots Are in, Wear Whatever the Hell You Feel Best in
1/3/2013 - Comment of the Day: A Heartwarming Holiday Tale (Really!)
1/3/2013 - Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy Argued Constantly About 'Gender Roles'; Are Still Living Together Post-Split
1/3/2013 - Roger Ebert Can't Believe That Anyone Would Care So Much About Justin Bieber Smoking Weed
1/3/2013 - There's One Whole Day More Until the Weekend So Here Are Some Scrunchy-Faced Baby Bulldogs to Ease the Pain
Takes Another Blow, Loses Star Writer Megan Ganz
1/3/2013 - Faith In Humanity Slowly Depleting: This Jerk And His Supporters Find Joy In Harassing Women Gamers
1/3/2013 - Here's a Christian Former Gay Porn Star Explaining Why the Devil Loves Anal Sex
1/3/2013 - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Have Some Big Plans for the Golden Globes
1/3/2013 - 15-Year-Old Icelandic Teenager Is Suing the Country For the Right to Be Called By Her Name
1/3/2013 - The 'Breast is Best' Policy and Why Breastfeeding Should Receive the Same Kind of Medical Attention as Erectile Dysfunction
1/3/2013 - 2013 or 1957? High School Musical Canceled Over 'Racy' Elvis Songs
1/3/2013 - Little Girl Has a Heart Full of Hatred for Justin Bieber
1/3/2013 - Meet Gisella Perl, the Auschwitz Abortionist Who Saved Countless Lives During the Holocaust
1/3/2013 - Which Famous Chef Farted on All 37 of his Employees?
1/3/2013 - Man Has Long Flowing Hairs Growing Out of His Eyeball
1/3/2013 - Jennifer Lopez Simplifies Her Lavish Life by Dressing Herself
1/3/2013 - What Ever Happened to Elsie Scheel, 1912's Perfect Woman Who 'Didn't Know Fear'?
1/3/2013 - Illinois Senators Will Likely Vote on Gay Marriage Today
1/3/2013 - Drag Queen-Loving Fiat Heir Robbed Of $4.6 Million In Jewelry, Calls Berlusconi For Help
1/3/2013 - No One is Entitled to Sex: Why We Should Mock the Nice Guys of OkCupid
1/3/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Once Face-Palmed Bill Maher to Get to Meryl Streep
1/3/2013 - Lena Dunham Posed Pantsless For Terry Richardson
1/3/2013 - Zooey Deschanel Wants to Be a Fucking Feminist
Wear a Fucking Peter Pan Collar
1/3/2013 - 5 Men Charged With Murder in New Delhi Gang Rape
1/3/2013 - Crafty Teen Drugged Parents' Milkshakes So She Could Get on the Internet
1/3/2013 - Screw You, Dave Mustaine! Men's Wearhouse RULES
1/3/2013 - Hollywood's Most Buzzed About Script Is a Hillary Clinton Biopic
1/3/2013 - If You're Not as Sad as These Parents After Watching
, You're a Total Javert
1/3/2013 - Your Morning Pick Me Up: A Coffee Shop Where People Pay for Other Customer's Drinks
1/3/2013 - Shirley Maclaine on
: Women of That Time Couldn't Get It Together Without a Couple of Servants
1/3/2013 - Jellicle Cats Dramatize Common New Year's Resolutions
Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift
1/2/2013 - Looking for Love Online in 2013? So Is Everyone and Their Mom (And Your Mom)
1/2/2013 - You Are When You Eat:
The 8-Hour Diet
Insanely Encourages Eating Only Between 9-5pm
1/2/2013 - Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face and Take a Picture
1/2/2013 - Your Evening Puppy Power:
Falls in Love with Adoptable Dog Brooklyn
1/2/2013 - Julianne Hough Opens Up About Childhood Abuse: 'I Was a Tormented Little Kid Who Had to Put on This Sexy Façade'
1/2/2013 - Ke$ha Likes Women as Well as Men, Which Is Crazy Because — zzzzzzz
1/2/2013 - Lily Allen Is in for a Very Relaxing Birthing Experience
1/2/2013 - When Is Wearing Makeup A "Choice"?
1/2/2013 - Is There Only A New Hampshire 'Matriarchy' Because the State's Legislators Make Barely Any Money?
1/2/2013 - Meet the Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a More Beautiful Smile
1/2/2013 - Observational Genius Kim Kardashian Reveals that Pregnancy Is 'Not, Like, Fun'
1/2/2013 - Here Are Some Made Up TV Shows We Wish Were Premiering in 2013
1/2/2013 - This Week In Tabloids: 2013 Brings Stars Without Makeup and Bikini Bodies
1/2/2013 - The Lion in the Geico Commercial Ought to Be a Lioness
1/2/2013 - In Which Jennifer Lawrence Patiently Explains That Acting Is Stupid
1/2/2013 - Say Goodbye to the Violence Against Women Act
1/2/2013 - Your Reproductive Rights in 2012: Things Got Better, But They're Still Bad
1/2/2013 - Looking at a Picture of a Skinny Model While Dieting Might Actually Make You Gain Weight, But That’s OK Because a Little Extra Weight Is Just Fine
1/2/2013 - Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Insist There's 'Nothing Sexual' About What They Do (NSFW)
1/2/2013 - Panda Blood Might Be a Magical, Fuzzy Super-Medicine
1/2/2013 - Anonymous Leaks Horrifying Video of Steubenville High Schoolers Joking About Raping a Teenager 'Deader than Trayvon Martin'
1/2/2013 - Suits Sell, But Who's Buying? Not Dave Mustaine
1/2/2013 - Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Mom Dance During Jay-Z and Coldplay's New Year's Eve Concert
1/2/2013 - Tory and Chris Burch Have Settled Their Nasty Lawsuit
1/2/2013 - Here's Kanye West's Freestyle Rant to Remind You That He's Actually a Super Talented Rapper
1/2/2013 - Meet Deb Fischer, Nebraska's First Female Senator
1/2/2013 - Sonogram Parties Are the Latest Rage for Self-Important Pregnant Women
1/2/2013 - Ladymags Now Using Non-Ladylike Language
1/2/2013 - Kick Off Your Year With This New Azealia Banks Track Because That's How Bad Bitches Do It
1/2/2013 - Teen Poet Suspended for Daring to Empathize with Adam Lanza
1/2/2013 - Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together
1/1/2013 - Here's Kathy Griffin Trying to Kiss Anderson Cooper on the Dong
1/1/2013 - Meet the Very First Babies of 2013! (Maybe! In Their Specific Time Zone!)
1/1/2013 - Southeast Asian Teenagers Are Obsessed with Fake 'Fashion Braces'
1/1/2013 - Sandy Hook Community Prepares to Go Back to School on Thursday
1/1/2013 - Blind Dog Gets Seeing-Eye Cat, Because the World Is Just and Beautiful After All
1/1/2013 - Show and Tell! What Would Your Ideal 2013 Look Like?
1/1/2013 - Being a Myopic Dick About the Election Cost Sean Hannity Half His Audience
1/1/2013 - Cosmic Rays Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
1/1/2013 - Hillary Clinton's Brain Is Still Doing Fine and Doctors Expect a Full Recovery
1/1/2013 - It's a New Year! How's Your Head?