Sitemap: 2013 January | Jezebel

1/30/2013 - Confused Cat Thinks It's People, and That This Sheep Is a Horse

1/30/2013 - We Really Wish La Toya Jackson's Teen Advice Column Still Existed

1/30/2013 - Super Awesome: LAPD Collects Prom Dresses for Local Teens

1/30/2013 - Lady French Kisses Frog (with Tongue and Everything!) in Bizarro Commercial

1/30/2013 - Comment of the Day: Good Luck, Diet Coke

1/30/2013 - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Are Doomsday Preppers, Spent Their Entire $10 Million Fortune on Saltines and Butlers

1/30/2013 - Good News, Nips: Tony from Skins Has Officially Joined Twitter

1/30/2013 - Catfish Lite: Don't Pretend You've Never Lied Online

1/30/2013 - Here's What to Expect From the Upcoming Entourage Movie

1/30/2013 - Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and It's Just Going to Get Worse

1/30/2013 - Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Food

1/30/2013 - The Annie Remake: Willow Smith Out, Quevanzhané Wallis In?

1/30/2013 - Cleanliness Is Next to Manliness: Which Chores Will Get a Guy Laid?

1/30/2013 - The Best Quotes From Cissy Houston's Tell-All Book, 'Remembering Whitney'

1/30/2013 - Happy Hump Day!

1/30/2013 - Grindr Users Also Love Posing In Front of the Berlin Holocaust Memorial

1/30/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Mary-Kate's Engaged to That French Dude Twice Her Age

1/30/2013 - We'll All Be Able to Watch the Steubenville Rape Trial Go Down

1/30/2013 - Gabrielle Giffords Gives a Moving, Emotional Speech at Senate Gun Violence Hearing

1/30/2013 - The Friendzone: You're Not Supportive, You Live Too Far Away, and This One Chick Hates You

1/30/2013 - Meet Gayle Trotter, the Palin-Esque Activist Telling the Senate That Ladies Need Firearms

1/30/2013 - Life Is a What Now? The Cast of Cabaret Reunite 40 Years Later

1/30/2013 - Today's Dieting Advice: Eat Your Big Meal Midday to Become Rich with Skinniness

1/30/2013 - Where Are the Girls in Children's Media?

1/30/2013 - Babies Are Creeps Who Know What You're Thinking

1/30/2013 - Resourceful Woman Attempts to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison

1/30/2013 - The Modesty Mafia Are Coming for Your Mannequins and iPads

1/30/2013 - 15 Excuses Michelle Williams Could Use to Get Out of Performing with Destiny's Child at the Super Bowl

1/30/2013 - Starz Is Developing a 'Gritty Ballet Drama,' and We Will All Probably Watch It

1/30/2013 - Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti Split With No Hard Feelings, For Real

1/29/2013 - Japanese Mascots Set World Record; Also Haunt Our Dreams

1/29/2013 - Orangutans Are Hooked on Technology Just Like the Rest of Us

1/29/2013 - Michael Moore Calls Zero Dark Thirty a '21st Century Chick Flick'

1/29/2013 - Two Funny Ladies Get a Show on MTV

1/29/2013 - Comment of the Day: Journalism Has Really Gone to the Dogs

1/29/2013 - Jason London Poops in Cop Car, Takes #1 Most Magnificent Mug Shot of Our Time

1/29/2013 - Meet Menswear Dog, a Dapper New Fashion Blogger

1/29/2013 - James Deen Is Officially Over Talking About Lindsay Lohan

1/29/2013 - Immortalize Is Like 'Project Runway for Taxidermy'

1/29/2013 - Here's the Totally SFW Porno Ad that Was Rejected By the Super Bowl

1/29/2013 - What Lingerie Isn't About: Why I Hate Compulsory Femininity

1/29/2013 - There's an iPhone App That Rewards You For Beating Up Your Boyfriend

1/29/2013 - Aw, Poor Chris Brown Is Feeling Crucified

1/29/2013 - Here's Every Single Penis in the American Museum of Natural History

1/29/2013 - Let's Have a Drag Race Kiki to Celebrate the Season Premiere

1/29/2013 - 'Think Military' When it Comes to Feelings

1/29/2013 - At Home With Our Favorite Mortician: 'Ever Since I Started Working With the Dead, My Life Has Improved'

1/29/2013 - Bikers Block the Entire Freeway for the World's Most Inconvenient Marriage Proposal

1/29/2013 - Please Stop Trying to Make Ladyporn Happen

1/29/2013 - Volkswagen Consulted '100 Jamaicans' to Make Sure Their New Commercial Isn't Racist

1/29/2013 - Fashion Blogger Super Inspired by Chic Holocaust Memorial in Berlin

1/29/2013 - What If Party Down Was a Horror Movie?

1/29/2013 - Holy Crap, Is Feminism Actually Working and Changing the World?!

1/29/2013 - Westminster Dog Show Loosens Its Collar, Lets in Two New Breeds

1/29/2013 - Out Gays Are The Most Chillaxed Demographic

1/29/2013 - Precocious Pit Bull Puppy Has the Eye of the Tiger

1/29/2013 - Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue Pushes the Women of Color Aside, As Per Usual

1/29/2013 - Face It: Going Gray Is a Fierce Act of Bravery

1/29/2013 - This Is What It Looks Like When a 'Real' Housewife Reads the Book She Wrote

1/29/2013 - Prop 8 Supporters Claim Gay People Don't Need Marriage Because They Can't Get Accidentally Knocked Up

1/29/2013 - Great, So Now Even Babies Have Style Blogs

1/29/2013 - The Personal Finance Industry Wants Ladies to Think They're Helpless

1/29/2013 - Watch NBA Star Kenneth 'Manimal' Faried Adorably Support His Two Moms

1/29/2013 - Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

1/28/2013 - Father of Six-Year-Old Newtown Victim Heckled by Gun Nut Jackasses

1/28/2013 - Dutch Queen Beatrix Abdicates Throne, Is Going to Disney World

1/28/2013 - Busy Philipps Makes a Penguin Birthday Cake for a Two Year Old and Not You

1/28/2013 - NDSU President Bows to Pressure from Conservative Lawmakers, Bans Grant Money Needed to Prevent Pregnancy in At-Risk Kids

1/28/2013 - Comment of the Day: Permanent Sexts

1/28/2013 - Miley Cyrus Is Best Fucking Friends With Katy Perry and She Fucking Loves Frank Ocean and She Wishes You Would Fucking Lay Off the Fucking Gays Already

1/28/2013 - Hulk Hogan Wants You to Check Out His Daughter's Legs

1/28/2013 - The Hillary Clinton Guide to Being a Powerful Woman When You're Surrounded By Men

1/28/2013 - Why Are People Still Hung Up on Height in Relationships?

1/28/2013 - Dog Trapped Inside Invisible Force Field Controlled by Magic Wand

1/28/2013 - Kris Jenner Gets Her Own Talk Show; 'Great!' Says No One

1/28/2013 - Former Child Actor Jodie Foster Says People Don't Understand Child Actors

1/28/2013 - Boy Scouts Could Potentially End "No Homo" Policy

1/28/2013 - Watch the New Diet Coke Hunk Get a Soda-Jizz Facial

1/28/2013 - The Subtle Code of Inequality in Children's Books

1/28/2013 - 'Slut-Shaming Fatigue': Because This Crap Has Got to Stop

1/28/2013 - The Decline of Print Media Is Affecting Adorable Puppies

1/28/2013 - Ladies, We Need More Words Than Just 'Lady'

1/28/2013 - Michelle Williams Says She Can't Be at Destiny's Child Reunion, But Will Definitely Be at Destiny's Child Reunion

1/28/2013 - Why Men Stopped Wearing High Heels

1/28/2013 - 'Girls' Finally Tackles Ladyblogs

1/28/2013 - Israel Allegedly Forced Ethiopian Women to Get Birth Control Shots [Update]

1/28/2013 - Classic Glamour and Fugly Failures at the SAG Awards

1/28/2013 - Hong Kong Billionaire Will Still Give Some Straight Dude Lots of Money to Marry His Lesbian Daughter

1/28/2013 - Extremely Misguided New Mexico Bill Would Now Prosecute Abortion Providers Instead of Rape Survivors

1/28/2013 - Like Children, Men Need to Be Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands

1/28/2013 - We Need to Stop Obsessing Over Walking Down the Aisle

1/28/2013 - Here Are Jennifer Lawrence's Long-Lost My Super Sweet Sixteen Commercials

1/28/2013 - What Are the Best 30 Rock Episodes?

1/28/2013 - Heroic Secret Service Dog Dies in Line of Duty

1/28/2013 - Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space

1/27/2013 - Anne Hathaway Nails It at the SAG Awards

1/27/2013 - Tina Fey Wants to Make a Mean Girls Musical, and Maybe Cast Mariah Carey as Regina's Mom (!!!)

1/27/2013 - Fear of Aging Trumps Fear of Fat Asses in 2012 Plastic Surgery Report

1/27/2013 - Open Thread: SAG Awards!

1/27/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: The Mildly Exciting Downton Abbey SNES Game That Never Was

1/27/2013 - This Is How the Puppy Bowl Sausage Gets Made

1/27/2013 - Tarsiers Are Wide-Eyed, Tiny and Completely Adorable

1/27/2013 - NBC Has Reportedly Banned Ann Curry from Scowling at Matt Lauer on Live TV

1/27/2013 - A Thighmasterly Performance

1/27/2013 - Sheryl Sandberg Takes a Blowtorch to Gender Stereotypes in the Workplace

1/27/2013 - Thanks to Dudes in Suits, Offices Around the World Set Their Thermostats to ‘Meat Locker’

1/27/2013 - Corgis Prefer to Lounge Wrestle on the Weekend

1/27/2013 - Survey Finds That Sleepless, Distracted Moms Are Actively Trying to Crash Their Cars

1/27/2013 - Ashley Wagner Wins Her Second-Straight National Figure Skating Title Despite Being Almost Upstaged

1/27/2013 - JGL’s Impractical Forelock Interferes with Reading, Is Probably Itchy

1/27/2013 - Anxiety Has Turned Moms, Would-be Moms, and Non-Moms Into a Bunch of Self-Immolating Harpies

1/27/2013 - Europe Smells Like Sex and Other Weekend Update Revelations from Arianna Huffington

1/27/2013 - Ontario’s Liberal Party Gets Its First Female and Openly Gay Premiere Amid Much Rejoicing and Syrup

1/27/2013 - Casey Anthony Pretty Much Has Zero Dollars to Her Name

1/27/2013 - Helena Bonham Carter Is Trading In Her Acting Pantaloons for Full-Time Mom Jeans

1/26/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Flocka Birds Enjoy Waka Flocka Flame

1/26/2013 - Woman Whose Photos Were Used To Create "Lennay Kekua" Understandably Flees Social Media

1/26/2013 - Christian Radio Trolls Discuss The Two Schools of Feminism: Hot and Not Hot

1/26/2013 - Study Finds That Almost Half of Bisexual Women Have Been Raped

1/26/2013 - He's Like A Bird, He'll Only Thigh Away

1/26/2013 - Catholic Church Will Be Looking Into That "Fetuses Aren't People" Hospital Lawsuit

1/26/2013 - Elisabeth Moss Was Nervous About Doing Onscreen Nudity For The First Time

1/26/2013 - Party Arms Indian Women with Kitchen Knives and Chili Powder to Protect against Rape

1/26/2013 - Watch A Supercut of Dot Com Outsmarting Everyone On 30 Rock

1/26/2013 - Yay? Models Get Gross Lawn Water Half Off During Fashion Week

1/26/2013 - L.A. Mayoral Candidate Wendy Greuel On Abortion, Ganj and Condoms in Porn

1/26/2013 - Jane Campion Is Depressingly Practical About Female Directors

1/26/2013 - Amber Tamblyn and Parker Posey Adopt Interesting Headgear

1/26/2013 - The Dangers of Getting Too Excited After the First Date

1/26/2013 - This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's Leg

1/25/2013 - Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on It

1/25/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

1/25/2013 - Kanye West Is Being Very Kanye West-y On Twitter Today

1/25/2013 - Super Human Cory Booker Is Now Personally Rescuing Animals from the Cold

1/25/2013 - The Night Belongs to Etta James

1/25/2013 - Meet the Lady Who Keeps Her Labia in a Jar

1/25/2013 - This is What We Talk About When We Talk to Our Partner About Porn

1/25/2013 - A Guy's Guide to Watching Your Girl Watch the Rangers

1/25/2013 - This Cat Slaps Away Your Hand Because You Displease Her

1/25/2013 - The Shit My Dad Says Guy Gets Another Sitcom, But Where Are All the Women Writers?

1/25/2013 - No One Involved in Revenge Porn Lawsuit is Even Remotely Likeable

1/25/2013 - Five Things You Need to Know About Africa's First Female Billionaire

1/25/2013 - Tina Turner Plans to Give Up Her U.S. Citizenship and I'll Use The Power of Her Songs to Try and Stop her

1/25/2013 - Why in God's Name Is Mike Tyson, Convicted Rapist, Guest Starring on Law & Order: SVU?

1/25/2013 - The French Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like 'Hashtag'

1/25/2013 - A Requiem for Don't Trust the B

1/25/2013 - Is Jane Austen So Popular Because Her Books Are Kinda Just Highbrow Twilight?

1/25/2013 - Hordes of People Are Buying Nail Polish Like There's No Tomorrow

1/25/2013 - Courtney Love Says Gavin Rossdale Is the Real Brains Behind Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B

1/25/2013 - The Most Batshit Reactions to Women in Combat

1/25/2013 - Adam Scott Reveals Amy Poehler's Demanding On-Set Lunch Habits

1/25/2013 - Finally, an App to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises

1/25/2013 - Matt Damon Gets Revenge, Takes Over Jimmy Kimmel Live

1/25/2013 - Flirty Frocks and Hideous Hose at the Elle Women in Television Celebration

1/25/2013 - Germany's Catholic Church Turns Away Rape Victims

1/25/2013 - Best Video You'll See All Day: Teen Comes Out in Front of 300 Students, Gets a Standing Ovation

1/25/2013 - Guys, Is Jeremy Renner Wearing a Bucketload of Makeup?

1/25/2013 - Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Face

1/25/2013 - Wikipedia's Editors Are 91 Percent Male Because Citations Are Stored in the Ball Sack

1/25/2013 - Is the Sensitivity Gene a Real Thing?

1/25/2013 - Dude Makes Jewelry Covered in Human Skin, Because You Totally Want That, Right?

1/25/2013 - George Tiller's Former Abortion Clinic Will Reopen, Dammit

1/25/2013 - Gary Busey Will Teach You How to Have Sex With an Innertube

1/25/2013 - Brooklyn Educator Sends Graphic Email About Butchering a Moose, Is Hella Fired

1/25/2013 - Massive Lawsuit Calls American Idol Producers a Bunch of Racists

1/24/2013 - The Bob Is Infecting Thousands of Women; Could You Be Next?

1/24/2013 - Serena Williams' Swollen Ankle Gives Our Ankles Sympathy Pains

1/24/2013 - Puppy Bowl Puppy Cam Provides Inside Look at Puppy Locker Room Shenanigans

1/24/2013 - Your Evening Cry: One of the Best Love Stories We've Ever Read

1/24/2013 - Comment of the Day: Mmmm... HAM

1/24/2013 - Lisa D'Amato from Top Model Fell Down and Messed Up Her Face

1/24/2013 - Bette Midler Reminds Us What a Real Scandal Is

1/24/2013 - Man Shoots Off His Own Penis, Becomes Unintentional Anti-Gun Violence Icon (to Me)

1/24/2013 - Here's James Franco Saying More Stuff About Porn

1/24/2013 - Idiot Senator Who Said Hillary Clinton Fake Cried Gets Ass Handed to Him By Soledad O’Brien

1/24/2013 - Let's All Fawn Over These New Mad Men Images

1/24/2013 - Ooh La La! Natalie Portman Is Moving to Paris

1/24/2013 - The State Department Fights to Protect Americans From the Threat of Fake Girlfriends

1/24/2013 - Ten Reasons Why It's Not Pathetic for a Grown Woman to Go See NKOTB

1/24/2013 - Inspirational: 11-Year-Old Transgender Girl Writes Seriously Great Response to Obama's Inauguration Speech

1/24/2013 - Why Are Some Men Pulling Out Women's IUDs?

1/24/2013 - Kate Upton Does Not Wash a Car in This New Super Bowl Ad

1/24/2013 - Dumb Internet Commenters Believe What They Want to Believe and Will Never Change, Sorry

1/24/2013 - Most Adorable Oscar-Nominee Quvenzhané Wallis Looks Adorable in Adorable Photo Shoot

1/24/2013 - The Friendzone: Facebook Babies, Toxic Bitches, and Bestie Bosses

1/24/2013 - Victoria's Secret Is Taking the Phthalates Out of Its Panties

1/24/2013 - Leave Michelle Obama Alone!

1/24/2013 - Douchebag Congressman Will Use 'Power of Humiliation' Against the Gays

1/24/2013 - Andy Warhol Told Kathryn Bigelow to Get Into the Film Business

1/24/2013 - A GIF Guide: Why Hillary Clinton is More Beloved than Joe Biden

1/24/2013 - Catholic Hospital Conveniently Claims Fetuses Aren’t People in Malpractice Lawsuit

1/24/2013 - Allison Williams Fantasizes About Dad Brian Reading Her Obit on the News

1/24/2013 - New Mexico Bill Would Prosecute Rape Victims Who Get Abortions for 'Tampering With Evidence'

1/24/2013 - Elie Saab Haute Couture, for the Princess-Turned-Oscar-Winning-Starlet in You

1/24/2013 - Most Annoying Anti-Abortion Protestor Ever Is Banned From D.C.

1/24/2013 - How to Dress Your Man Like the Nerd of Your Dreams

1/24/2013 - Ladies Who Smoke Are at Greater Risk Than Previously Thought

1/24/2013 - Women Have Been in Combat All Along

1/24/2013 - 13 People Who Owe Hillary Clinton a Massive Apology

1/24/2013 - There's a Surprise Inside This Gaultier Haute Couture Gown

1/24/2013 - Your Morning Cry: Sperm Whales Befriend Disabled Dolphin

1/24/2013 - Polycystic Ovary Syndrome Will Get a New Name Because No One Knows WTF It Is

1/24/2013 - Heterosexual Awareness Month Idiots Claim They're the 'Official Sponsors' of Valentine's Day

1/24/2013 - Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying

1/23/2013 - Draw Your Own Clitoris With This Fascinating 1980s Kid's Sex Ed Book

1/23/2013 - Badass 63-Year-Old Woman Powerlifter Takes Home Gold at First Competition

1/23/2013 - Shetland Ponies Sport Hand-Knit Sweaters, Make Us Want to Move to Scotland

1/23/2013 - Violence Against Women Act Reintroduced, Can it Pass the Infamously Backwards House GOP?

1/23/2013 - Comment of the Day: Oh, Hell Roe

1/23/2013 - Beyonce 'Didn't Think There Was Anything Wrong' with Crushing Our Patriotic Dreams

1/23/2013 - Snooki Doesn't Quite Get This Whole 'Catfish' Thing

1/23/2013 - American Horror Story Treats Women Like Shit, So Why Do I Love It?

1/23/2013 - Adam Brody Resurfaces at Sundance Still Looking Like Seth Cohen

1/23/2013 - This Ridiculous Fox News Summary of Hillary Clinton's Testimony Must Be Seen to Be Believed

1/23/2013 - Introducing 'Objectify a Man in Tech' Day

1/23/2013 - Things to Consider Before Sleeping With Your Ex

1/23/2013 - Foolish Director Attempts to Destroy the Indestructible Coach Taylor

1/23/2013 - 'The Bell Jar' Gets a Hideous Makeover

1/23/2013 - Happy Hump Day!

1/23/2013 - Kelly Wearstler Tells Bon Appétit She Doesn't Really Eat Much

1/23/2013 - Former Staffer Says Michele Bachmann Violated Senate Ethics Rules, Is Totally Wily

1/23/2013 - Breaking: Military Lifts Ban on Women in Combat

1/23/2013 - Ladies, You Are at Your Ugliest at This Exact Moment

1/23/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Cunnilingus Enthusiast Justin Bieber Gives Head for a Full Hour

1/23/2013 - This Cat with a Unicorn Horn Hates You and Every Other Human

1/23/2013 - What Do You Carry Around in Your Big-Ass Purse?

1/23/2013 - How to Survive High School Unscathed (Even After the Fact)

1/23/2013 - Sex Feels Just as Good With a Condom, According to Study

1/23/2013 - The Ugly Modeling Agency Is a Real Thing

1/23/2013 - Pour Yourself a Stiff Drink: Mad Men Returns in April

1/23/2013 - Kate Middleton Portrait Artist Butthurt Over Criticism

1/23/2013 - This Asshole Is What Happens When Yelp Goes to Your Head

1/23/2013 - India Slowly Starts to Combat Rape Culture With Legislative Recommendations

1/23/2013 - Hillary Clinton Chokes Up During 'Personal' Benghazi Testimony

1/23/2013 - Male German Soldiers are Growing Breasts

1/23/2013 - 15 Dangerous and Deadly Methods Women Have Used When Abortion Is Illegal

1/23/2013 - Nepal to Begin Issuing Third Gender Citizen Certificates

1/23/2013 - 'I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Coochie'

1/23/2013 - Fashion-Gazelle Nina Garcia to Help Regular Slobs

1/23/2013 - Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together

1/22/2013 - Georgia Man Denied 4GAYLIB, GAYPWR, and GAYGUY Vanity Plates

1/22/2013 - DROP EVERYTHING: The Puppy Bowl Starting Lineup Is Here!

1/22/2013 - Beyonce's Emerald Earrings Cost More Than Your Dream House (with Gold Pool) (and Gold Lifeguard)

1/22/2013 - If Your Vagina Is Unemployed, It Can Get a Job Seducing Secrets From 'Powerful Businessmen'

1/22/2013 - Comment of the Day: We All Want Michelle to Be Our Mom

1/22/2013 - Beyonce Says Giving Birth Allowed Her to 'Surrender' to 'Sensuality'

1/22/2013 - Rachel Dratch Shows This Julia Roberts-Themed Obstacle Course Who's Boss

1/22/2013 - Carly Rae Jepsen Is the New Candies Brand Girl

1/22/2013 - Vampire Eric and Juno Are Extreme Environmental Activists in The East

1/22/2013 - City Council Candidate Asked Female Reporter Why a 'Pretty Girl' Like Her Researched His Finances

1/22/2013 - The Quest to Ban Cats in New Zealand

1/22/2013 - Therapist Britta, Angry Annie, and Inspector Spacetime: Here's a New Batch of Community Promos

1/22/2013 - The Anxiety and Excitement of 'Friend Dating'

1/22/2013 - We Need More Movies Featuring Strong and Smart Girls

1/22/2013 - Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of Life's Greatest Accomplishments

1/22/2013 - Why Are Male Scientists More Likely to Commit Fraud?

1/22/2013 - Groupon Can Take Away Our Gun Deals, but They'll Never Take Away our Anal Waxing

1/22/2013 - Here's That Obama Erotic Fan Fic Novel You Might Have Asked For

1/22/2013 - New 'Ballpark Gum' Tastes Like Peanuts, Hot Dogs, and Beer

1/22/2013 - Your Old Brain Is Too Full to Learn Anything New, So Go Ahead and Call It a Day

1/22/2013 - Chanel Haute Couture: For the Bedraggled Black Swan Lady Who Lunches in You

1/22/2013 - How Jane Roe Went from being a Lesbian Pro-Choice Icon to a Straight Born-Again Anti-Choice Activist

1/22/2013 - 23 Women File Class Action Lawsuit Against Gross Revenge Porn Site

1/22/2013 - Noted Treasonist Beyoncé Launches New Lifestyle Blog Beyhive

1/22/2013 - Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be Making You Sick

1/22/2013 - Some Feminists Are Wrongfully Fighting Against Sex Workers

1/22/2013 - Most Americans Strongly Support Legal Abortion For the First Time Ever

1/22/2013 - What Did John Boehner Say to Provoke Michelle Obama's Epic Eye Roll? Some Theories

1/22/2013 - Nearly a Third of Fired Military Commanders Were Canned Because of Their Penises

1/22/2013 - You Can Now Talk Shit About Your Boss Online, Kinda

1/22/2013 - Downton Abbey Has Been Secretly Turning You Into a Right-Winger This Entire Time

1/22/2013 - Beyoncé Lip-Synced at the Inauguration, Betrayed the World [Updated]

1/22/2013 - Dior Haute Couture, for the Gamine Garden Party Girl in You

1/22/2013 - Scoring the Inaugural Dance-Off: Bidens Almost Hump on the Dance Floor and Obamas are Swingers

1/22/2013 - Meet the Abortion Providers Risking Their Lives for Your Right to Choose

1/22/2013 - Facts of Life Star Reveals Her Husband Was Gay

1/22/2013 - There's Only 1 Female Film Director For Every 15.24 Male Ones, and Things Aren't Getting Any Better

1/22/2013 - POTUS and His 'Better Half,' Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek

1/22/2013 - Holy Fuck: Watch These Guys Endure 2-1/2 Hours of Intense Simulated Labor

1/22/2013 - Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

1/22/2013 - Jennifer Hudson Serenades Michelle Obama and Her Husband at the Inaugural Ball's First Dance

1/21/2013 - New Vegas Ads Features Frumpy Straights and Glamorous Gays

1/21/2013 - Top That!: Teen Witch Gets a Musical

1/21/2013 - Peter Farrelly's Star-Studded Movie 43 Opens Friday and Nobody in Hollywood Wants to Talk About It

1/21/2013 - Woman Loses Her Legs and Fingers to Terrifying 'Dog Bacteria'

1/21/2013 - Comment of the Day: Teaching Vs. Porn

1/21/2013 - Prince Harry Says He 'Can't Wait' to Be an Uncle and Also Don't Forget About His Nude Penis, Please

1/21/2013 - Adorable Cat Is All 'What Winter Blues?'

1/21/2013 - Known Racist Dick Bag Donald Trump Wishes the President the Best of Luck on His New Term

1/21/2013 - Are Michelle Obama's Bangs the New Michelle Obama's Arms?

1/21/2013 - Five-Year-Old Girl Suspended for Making a 'Terroristic Threat' About a Hello Kitty Bubble Gun

1/21/2013 - Handsome James Franco's Inauguration Poem Is All About Handsome James Franco

1/21/2013 - Daniel Radcliffe Will Use Harry Potter to Lure You Into His Naked Sex Movies

1/21/2013 - Animal Shelter Adopts Out Puppies and Kittens to an Abba Soundtrack

1/21/2013 - Girls Recap: 'It Was Really Well Written!'

1/21/2013 - How to Get Out of a Hook Up When the Guy Is Already in your Apartment

1/21/2013 - 'Birth Control on the Bottom Yogurt' Combines Our Two Favorite Woman-Things into One Bowel-Flushing Womb Snack!

1/21/2013 - Beyoncé Doesn't Need a Stupid Earpiece and Other Musical Moments from Today's Inauguration Ceremony

1/21/2013 - The Anita Hill Documentary Can Teach a New Generation About Sexual Harassment

1/21/2013 - Science: Delinquents Have the Best Taste in Music

1/21/2013 - School Tells 13-Year-Old That She Should Get a Breast Reduction to Combat Bullying

1/21/2013 - New Jersey Library Displays Drawing of Oral Sex

1/21/2013 - President/Valedictorian Obama Gets Sweetly Nostalgic Following the Inaugural Address

1/21/2013 - Female Video Game Exec Says It's a 'Cop-out' to Claim the Industry is Sexist

1/21/2013 - Lack of Sleep Can Turn You Into a Resentful Monster

1/21/2013 - Is There Any Truth to the Breaking the Seal Myth?

1/21/2013 - Pomp and Pageantry: Scenes From Today's Inauguration

1/21/2013 - Most of Rick Perry's Senior Staffers Are Women

1/21/2013 - The New York Times Thinks Male Magazine Founders Are Intellectuals But Their Female Peers Are Fashionistas

1/21/2013 - You Might Be Thinner (or Fatter) Than You Think According to New BMI Formula

1/21/2013 - Reality TV Producers Desperately Seeking Real Life Girls Just Like the Ones in Girls

1/21/2013 - Happy MLK Day: Your Friendly Reminder Martin Luther King Loved Planned Parenthood and Birth Control

1/21/2013 - Awesome Ladies Converge for the Leading Women in Washington Event

1/21/2013 - Chick Lit Could Be Making You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself

1/21/2013 - First Look: Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace in Lovelace

1/21/2013 - Child's First Flush Celebrated with Giant Toilet Cake, Grown Men Dressed as Toilets and 10,000 Confetti Toilets

1/21/2013 - Meet the First Woman to Ever Deliver a Presidential Inaugural Invocation

1/21/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My Butt!'

1/21/2013 - Michelle Obama Tweets Pic of Katy Perry Performing at What Looks to Be the Best Inauguration Party

1/20/2013 - Watch These Mighty Mice Perform Amazing Tricks, Be Extremely Agile and Adorable

1/20/2013 - Rush Limbaugh: 'You Know How to Stop Abortion? Require That Each One Occur With a Gun.'

1/20/2013 - GQ's Sexiest Women List Includes 'Hottest Chinese Chick' and 'Hottest Indian Chick'

1/20/2013 - Powerful Portraits of Workers at Femme Auto in Senegal

1/20/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Who Will Wear This Inauguration’s Crazy Hat?

1/20/2013 - Julianne Moore and Joseph Gordon-Levitt Talk About How Porn and RomComs Are All About Objectification

1/20/2013 - Only the Most Elegant Ladies Clear Out Their Bowels with Milk of Magnesia

1/20/2013 - Florida Cat Goes on Real-Life Homeward Bound Catventure without Any Annoying Dogs

1/20/2013 - He Thighs Through the Air with the Greatest of Ease

1/20/2013 - New Zac Efron Movie Features a Financially Irresponsible Dennis Quaid as Papa Efron

1/20/2013 - British Professor Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars

1/20/2013 - Barbara Walters Hospitalized After Falling and Cutting Her Forehead

1/20/2013 - North Dakota Republican State Rep. Pisses Off Colleagues with Email Titled ‘Why Men Are Seldom Depressed’

1/20/2013 - College Grad Rick Santorum Insists That Colleges ‘Indoctrinate’ Students Against Jesus

1/20/2013 - Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Syrup and Mothballs?

1/20/2013 - Kindergartner Suspended for Telling Classmates That She Was Going to Shoot Them with Bubbles

1/20/2013 - Irish Priest May Publicly Defy the Vatican About Advocating for Female Priests and Questioning Church Authority

1/20/2013 - Top Dog Chefs Prepare the Most Vile of Canine Delicacies — Rabies Froth and Discarded Egg Shells

1/20/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Plea Deals, Mortal Prosecutors!

1/20/2013 - Single Women Don't Need Weddings — Here's Why

1/19/2013 - Saturday Night Social: The Return of SNL

1/19/2013 - No, Emma Stone Was Not Totally Wasted During Last Year’s Oscars

1/19/2013 - Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper into a Trampoline

1/19/2013 - Hot Cross Buns

1/19/2013 - Columnist Figures Out the Worst Possible Way to Introduce an Article About Sexual Assault

1/19/2013 - Lady Gaga Will Treat White House Staffers to Her Musical Stylings During the Inauguration Festivities

1/19/2013 - Celebrate Paula Deen's Birthday by Gazing into Her Youthful Past

1/19/2013 - You'll Never Forget Your Twenties, Because That's When You Become Who You Are

1/19/2013 - Research Suggests That Poor Sleeping Habits Will Transform You into an Ungrateful Monster That No One Could Possibly Love

1/19/2013 - New Gender Normative Target Ads Feature Ejaculating Cake Mix and Oatmeal

1/19/2013 - Maker of Full-Body Scanners Loses Its TSA Contract to Humiliate Passengers at Airport Security Checkpoints

1/19/2013 - Canines of the World, Excelsior!

1/19/2013 - Plea Deal Fails for Alleged Zumba Brothel Proprietors

1/19/2013 - Ballet Director Still Recovering From Having Acid Hurled into His Face

1/19/2013 - Justin Bieber’s Mom Proudly Presents Abortion: The Movie

1/18/2013 - Is Madonna a Saintly Third-World School Builder or a Nefarious Self-Aggrandizing Lie-Monger?

1/18/2013 - Get a Lesson in Power Walking from SNL's Kate McKinnon and IGB's Eliot Glazer

1/18/2013 - If You Want a Job at People's Revolution, You Probably Shouldn't Tweet Your Resume

1/18/2013 - Cory Booker Is Melting Guns Into Bracelets and He Gave One to Rachel Maddow

1/18/2013 - On Being Broke vs. Being Poor

1/18/2013 - The Night Belongs to Joanna Newsom

1/18/2013 - Hathaway, Jackman and Redmayne Might Do Their Les Mis Thing Live at the Oscars

1/18/2013 - Why Did the NRA Say That Sasha and Malia Have 11 Armed School Guards? (Spoiler Alert: They Don't and Breitbart)

1/18/2013 - Want to Know Why Liz and Jack Never Hooked Up on 30 Rock? Let Them Tell You

1/18/2013 - Why Are So Many Miss America Winners from the South?

1/18/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

1/18/2013 - Did Glee Rip Off This Guy's Cover of 'Baby Got Back'?

1/18/2013 - Stephen Colbert's Sister Is Running for Congress And I Want to Move to South Carolina so I Can Vote for Her

1/18/2013 - So Is the Mariah & Nicki Feud Staged Or Not? You Be the Judge

1/18/2013 - Vogue Thinks the Hurricane Sandy Coverage Didn't Have Enough $5,000 Ball Gowns

1/18/2013 - Teen Mom's Jenelle Evans Is Pregnant Again. Let's Look Back at Her Year of Bad Choices.

1/18/2013 - James Deen Diplomatically Explains Lindsay Lohan's Horrid Attitude: 'She Has a Unique Way of Communicating'

1/18/2013 - Bolivian State Politician Caught on Video Allegedly Raping Unconscious Woman on Parliament Floor

1/18/2013 - WTF: Rolling Stone Cover Casts 30 Rock Men as Superheroes, Tina Fey as Damsel in Distress

1/18/2013 - Here's Scarlett Johansson and Her Purrfect Skin at Cat On a Hot Tin Roof's Opening Night

1/18/2013 - Conservative Women Want You to Know They Enjoy Sex. Really.

1/18/2013 - The Art of Inter-Faith Banging (and Marriage)

1/18/2013 - 25-Year-Old Activist Finally Accomplishes Something, Is Voted Germany's Sexiest Female Politician

1/18/2013 - Unhinged Steubenville Mom Claims Local Kids Are Puking Under Tent Desks in Fear

1/18/2013 - More Teenage Girls Are Keeping Diaries Because Diaries Are the Best

1/18/2013 - ABC: Yes, Black People Are Part of Scandal's Success, No, We Don't Want to Talk About It

1/18/2013 - UNC's Former Dean of Students Says She Was Forced to Underreport Sexual Assault Cases

1/18/2013 - In Your Face, Jodie Foster: 'Honey Boo Boo' Nominated for GLAAD Award

1/18/2013 - John Galliano In Shocking Fashion Comeback

1/18/2013 - Unhappy With Your Gross Vagina? Why Not Try 'The Barbie'?

1/18/2013 - Future Conversations With the New, Sassy Siri

1/18/2013 - There Are Only Four Docs Left Who Perform Late Term Abortions

1/18/2013 - President Obama's New Official Portrait Is Business Casual

1/18/2013 - Allegedly Overrated Hottie and Torture-Promoter Kathryn Bigelow Talks Back to the Haters

1/18/2013 - Bishop Takes a Bath Photo With His Young Granddaughter, Makes a Lot of People Uncomfortable

1/18/2013 - Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover

1/17/2013 - Your Toughest Questions Answered: Who's the Cutest Baby Animal?

1/17/2013 - Betty White Turned 91 Today, Let's Celebrate the Nonagenarian by Talking About Her Rad Life

1/17/2013 - These $50 Tights Will Make It Look Like Glittery Wax Is Melting From Your Crotch

1/17/2013 - It's Kinda Like Seeing a Painting in a Museum: Find Out What Gay Men Think About Vaginas

1/17/2013 - Comment of the Day: Uteruses Might Not Shut It Down, But They Won't Back Down, Either

1/17/2013 - Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million Prenup Because OH, SURE, WHY NOT

1/17/2013 - Three-Legged Dog Is Criminal Mastermind, Robs Local Pet Store of Valuable Snausage Supply

1/17/2013 - Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Body Could Literally Save Your Life

1/17/2013 - Veronica Mars Would Have Cracked This Te'o Mystery Eons Ago

1/17/2013 - Memories of Dear Abby

1/17/2013 - America's Oldest Teacher Does It For the Kids

1/17/2013 - Bad Day? Dry Your Tears on These Six Baby White Lions

1/17/2013 - Tavi Gevinson Acts, Sings in New Animated Short Cadaver (with Christopher Lloyd and Kathy Bates)

1/17/2013 - Please Stop Sharing Photos of Your Engagement Ring on Facebook Without Any Context

1/17/2013 - Is the Magical Boner Pill Viagra Also the Answer to All Weight-Loss Dreams?

1/17/2013 - Adorable Daredevil Father Has Constructed the World's Fastest Stroller Out of Sheet Metal and Love

1/17/2013 - NYU Student Says She's Forced to Share Her Dorm Room With a Toddler

1/17/2013 - The Brontësaurus Sisters: When Literary Greats Meet Terrible Puns

1/17/2013 - Fucking With Your Head: 10 Things You Might Not Know About Your Brain and Sex

1/17/2013 - No Matter How or Why Sandy Hook Happened, Obama's Gun Control Package Is a Must

1/17/2013 - This Wonderful Letter Posted in a Girls' Bathroom Stall Makes Me Feel Things

1/17/2013 - Did the 'Porn Star' Teacher Deserve to Be Fired?

1/17/2013 - Delhi Gang Rape Case Is Being Fast-Tracked, Could Start Monday

1/17/2013 - Bad News for Anti-Choicers: Most People Are Sane, Want to Keep Abortion Legal

1/17/2013 - Italy’s Vanity Fair Cover Story Is All About How Handsome the Pope’s Secretary Is

1/17/2013 - Let’s All Hope That Bulletproof Backpacks Don’t Become the Next Trapper Keepers

1/17/2013 - Every Woman in America on Earth in the Entire Universe Now Wants Karlie Kloss's Amazing, Wonderful, Completely Perfect Haircut

1/17/2013 - Girls Behaving Badly and James Franco With Cornrows: The Spring Breakers Trailer Has Arrived

1/17/2013 - How to Transform into a Total Nerd-Babe

1/17/2013 - Vaccine Schedule for Babies Is Totally Safe, No Evidence It's Linked to Any Developmental Disorders

1/17/2013 - Notre Dame Says Manti Te'o Is a Victim. That's Rich, Considering Their History of Ignoring Actual Victims.

1/17/2013 - Idaho Lawmaker Compares Prostitution to Abortion Because He's a Dense or a Douchebag or Both

1/17/2013 - 'Honest' Version of Coca Cola's Anti-Obesity Ad Is Actually a Scary Truth Bomb

1/17/2013 - Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Fit In

1/17/2013 - Wonder Woman Finally Reimagined as a Badass Amazon Warrior With a Meteor Hammer

1/17/2013 - Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'

1/16/2013 - Most Poor Women Would've Gotten Abortions Earlier, But Needed Time to Raise Money for the Costly Procedure

1/16/2013 - Your Evening Cry: Boy with Cerebral Palsy Races Triathlons with His Brother

1/16/2013 - If You Like Dogs and You Like Socks, You Will Love Dogs Who Like Socks

1/16/2013 - Elizabeth Banks Says Moms of Only One Child Aren't ‘Really’ Moms, Pisses Off Fake Moms Everywhere

1/16/2013 - Comment of the Day: Storm the Cervix

1/16/2013 - Good Job, Society—Kim Kardashian Now Feels the Need to Specify She Won't Be Allowing TV Cameras in Her Birth Canal

1/16/2013 - Today Is Aaliyah's 34th Birthday! We Miss You, Aaliyah!

1/16/2013 - See My Vest: Portraits of Pet Owners in Dog Hair Sweaters

1/16/2013 - Fox New is Obsessed with Finding Your Porn Name

1/16/2013 - I Can't Stop Looking at These South Korean Women Who've Had Plastic Surgery

1/16/2013 - Ask Amy Poehler: 'How Do I Start Taking Positivity More Seriously Than Negativity?'

1/16/2013 - Roe v Huh? Most Under 30 Don't Know Roe v. Wade was About Abortion

1/16/2013 - Happy Hump Day!

1/16/2013 - These New Anti-Cellulite Jeans Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin

1/16/2013 - 'Esquire' Writer Inexplicably Name-Checks Female Celebs He Thinks Are Ugly

1/16/2013 - Lots of Nonsexual Touching Is the Key to a Successful Long-Term Relationship

1/16/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Smothers Jason Sudeikis with False Praise in This Week's SNL Promos

1/16/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Here's a Picture of Taylor Swift's Breast Implant Scar

1/16/2013 - Is a Disney-Free Daughter Really a More Empowered One?

1/16/2013 - Rupert Murdoch Can Bite My Bulbous Butt: The Healthcare Industry's Problems Are Not Caused by Fat People

1/16/2013 - And Here's a Scene From James Franco's New Gay BDSM Movie [NSFW]

1/16/2013 - Alec Baldwin Decides to Speak for Tina Fey on the End of 30 Rock: 'She's Fucking Wiped Out'

1/16/2013 - Indonesian Supreme Court Candidate Says Women Enjoy Rape

1/16/2013 - The NRA Video on Sasha and Malia the NRA Doesn't Want You to See

1/16/2013 - Wal-Mart Pledges To Buy $50 Billion Worth Of U.S.-Made Goods

1/16/2013 - We're Throwing Out Too Much Damn Food and It's Killing the World

1/16/2013 - What Happens When a Town Has Lots of Single Men and Not Many Women? Bad Things.

1/16/2013 - You Better Walk For Your Life: When Sloths Attack

1/16/2013 - Sonia Sotomayor: I Am the Most Obstinate Person You Will Ever Meet

1/16/2013 - Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons

1/15/2013 - Seeing Double: Ethereal Photos of Identical Twins Are Freaky/Magical

1/15/2013 - Awesome Indian Men Don Skirts to Protest Rape Culture

1/15/2013 - Vermont's State Bird Might as Well Be a Cat Because Those Muhfuckers Are Crazy About Cats

1/15/2013 - Your Evening Sob: Sandy Hook Children's Choir Sings ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’

1/15/2013 - Comment of the Day: Yeezy's Magic Sperm

1/15/2013 - Drop Everything Right Now: Nicki Minaj's Wig Man Has Quit Over 'Creative Differences'

1/15/2013 - Want to Know About Ryan Seacrest's Pee Habits? No? Too Bad!

1/15/2013 - Gang in Oxford Accused of Raping, Drugging, and Sex-Trafficking Girls as Young as 11

1/15/2013 - Orgasm-Free Casual Sex: We've Cum So Far, Yet So Infrequently

1/15/2013 - Olympic Gold Medalist Missy Franklin Is Swimming for Her High School Like It's No Big Deal

1/15/2013 - Mom Who Wrote About Putting 7-Year-Old Daughter on Diet Now Promoting 'Heavy' Memoir

1/15/2013 - Jessica Simpson, a 'Modern-Day Lucy,' Is Getting Her Own Sitcom

1/15/2013 - Oxygen Cancels All My Babies' Mamas After Nation Goes Apoplectic

1/15/2013 - OkCupid Finally Comes Up With Worst Idea Ever

1/15/2013 - Do You Like Video Games? Well Then You'll LOVE Masturbating to This Sexy Dismembered Lady Torso!

1/15/2013 - Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle Reveals He's HIV-Positive

1/15/2013 - The Newest Sex Toys Make Pleasure Serious Business

1/15/2013 - Lots of Teen Girls Are Meeting Strangers Off the Internet

1/15/2013 - Kim Kardashian Says She Had Fertility Issues Before Kanye Knocked Her Up

1/15/2013 - Hold On to Your Quiver of Arrows, There Are New Catching Fire Pix!

1/15/2013 - Rooney Mara Says Getting Dressed for the Red Carpet Is 'A Panic Attack Waiting To Happen'

1/15/2013 - Condom Law Cramping Porn Stars' Style and Possibly Their Organs

1/15/2013 - Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on a Juice Cleanse

1/15/2013 - No One Can Hear You Cry from Space (Because You Physically Cannot Cry in Space)

1/15/2013 - Rape Has Become a 'Significant and Disturbing Feature' of Syria's Civil War

1/15/2013 - Quvenzhané Wallis Adorably Stymies Vogue's Attempts to Talk Fashion

1/15/2013 - Smoking Weed Actually Does Not Lower Your IQ

1/15/2013 - Watch Lindsay Lohan Act Like She Can't Find Her Cell Phone in This Moving Clip From The Canyons

1/15/2013 - NRA Generously Gives Us Free Shooting Games for Four-Year-Olds

1/15/2013 - King Cry-Potato Glenn Beck Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park

1/15/2013 - The Future Is Now: Nation's First Bookless Library Coming to Texas

1/15/2013 - Baby Born on Airplane Named After the Flight Attendant Who Delivered Her

1/15/2013 - Meet Ilyse Hogue, NARAL's New President

1/15/2013 - The New Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Wack-Ass Vitamins in It

1/15/2013 - Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director

1/14/2013 - You've Got to See This to Believe It: Cat Plays Shell Game, Wins Every Time

1/14/2013 - Shoko Nakagawa Rocks a Hat Made of Bugs

1/14/2013 - Who the Hell Collects These Django Unchained Slave Action Figures?

1/14/2013 - Attention Sleepy Heads: Nap Your Way to Fortune and Fame!

1/14/2013 - Comment of the Day: Unfunny Women and Sky High Ratings

1/14/2013 - Cruel Temptress A.J. McLean Says There's Always a Place for Ryan Gosling in the Backstreet Boys

1/14/2013 - Dog Trampled by Kittens Is a Very Great Dog, Indeed

1/14/2013 - Anna Kendrick Is Done Watching Ryan Gosling Movies in Public Spaces

1/14/2013 - Transphobia Is a Goddamn Embarrassment to Us All

1/14/2013 - Oh, Go Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!

1/14/2013 - Are Moms Supposed to Want to Be MILFs Now?

1/14/2013 - Robin Roberts Is Free of Blood Abnormalities, Should Return to GMA Sometime in February

1/14/2013 - Last Season There Were No Black People in Girls; This Season They Literally Put a Black Person in Lena Dunham

1/14/2013 - Cher's Developing a TV Show That Sounds Far Out

1/14/2013 - Is This Hulu Ad Mocking Glee's Gay Fans?

1/14/2013 - Personhood Starts With Paul Ryan's Jizz

1/14/2013 - All of the Women in Santigold's 'Girls' Video Are Freak-Faced Gorgeous

1/14/2013 - New Coca-Cola Ads Mention Obesity, But Still Insist Coca-Cola Has 'Happy' Calories

1/14/2013 - Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Up About Rape

1/14/2013 - Willow and Jaden Smith Drop Stoney Rap Track That's Not Half Bad

1/14/2013 - Just Another Friendly Reminder That Dating Is Over and You Will Never Find Love

1/14/2013 - The World's Scariest Dictator's Daughter Just Released a Pop Single With Gerard Depardieu

1/14/2013 - Thanks To Brazilian Waxes, Crabs Are an Endangered Species

1/14/2013 - Miss America Lives in Park Slope, Probably Owns $200 Yoga Pants and Won't Shut Up About Yerba Mate

1/14/2013 - Fetal Heartbeat Bills Still Trendy in 2013, If Wyoming Is Any Indication

1/14/2013 - Emma Stone's Bra Stars on the Cover of W

1/14/2013 - New Autopsy Report Finds Natalie Wood Was Assaulted

1/14/2013 - Nation's Nudists Court Corporate Sponsorship

1/14/2013 - The Good, the Bad and the Tragically Ugly Gowns of the Golden Globes

1/14/2013 - Are You a Prude or a Slut? A Handy Guide to Proper Skirt Length

1/14/2013 - Praise Be! Justin Timberlake Finally Releases Some New Music

1/14/2013 - ACLU Wins Severance Pay for Victims of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Including Disproportionately Discharged Women and People of Color

1/14/2013 - American Royalty Blue Ivy Got a Diamond Barbie For Her First Birthday

1/13/2013 - Jodie Foster Comes Out in Most Epic Awards Speech of Our Time

1/13/2013 - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Kill It Dead During the Golden Globes Opening

1/13/2013 - Live Coverage: The 2013 Golden Globes

1/13/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: Swallow Your Golden Globes Medicine

1/13/2013 - Showtime Announces Awesome-Sounding 'Psychosexual Horror' Series About Victorian Monsters

1/13/2013 - Heather Graham’s Sensual Saturday Bubble Bath Interrupted by a Raging Candle Fire

1/13/2013 - Russians Take Part in a ‘March Against Scoundrels’ to Protest Adoption Ban

1/13/2013 - Child Bribery Is a Totally Legit Parenting Technique, Insists Infamous Child Briber

1/13/2013 - Singapore Anti-Groping PSA Features Terrible Puns, Victim-Blaming ‘Tips’

1/13/2013 - Great Galloping Glutes!

1/13/2013 - Showtime May Soon Kill The Real L Word and Resurrect It as a Documentary

1/13/2013 - New Clip from The Canyons Features Lots of Dial Tones, Pacing, and Lindsay Lohan’s Cryface

1/13/2013 - So can we get a line of Avengers-inspired dresses already?

1/13/2013 - Have The Carrie Diaries Turned Carrie Bradshaw Into a Trust Fund Baby?

1/13/2013 - Versace Autumn/Winter 2013 Show in Milan Features Dudes in Lingerie Cycling Shorts

1/13/2013 - Reminder: We'll Have Live Coverage of the Golden Globes Tonight at 7

1/13/2013 - Little Girl from London Shot and Killed During Her Vacation in Jamaica

1/13/2013 - Bare Breasts Fail to Stir the Pope’s Cold, Lifeless Heart

1/13/2013 - Costa Rican Women Protest a Woman Being Denied Her Right to Breastfeed in Public by Breastfeeding in Public

1/13/2013 - Sadly, Yet Another Woman Has Reportedly Been Gang-Raped on a Bus in India

1/13/2013 - Grant Bowler Gallantly Defends Castle Lohan from the New York Times

1/13/2013 - In Defense Of Never Moving On

1/12/2013 - Saturday Night Social: One Direction's Zayn Malik Turned 20 Today!

1/12/2013 - Baby, It's Cold Outside (But Bundle Up And Go Improve Your Cognitive Skills)

1/12/2013 - In The Thigh of the Beholder

1/12/2013 - Kylan Arianna Wenzel To Be First Official Transgender Contestant of Miss Universe Organization

1/12/2013 - When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?

1/12/2013 - Obama Administration Funds Educational Video Game Starring 'Black Female Alien Superhero'

1/12/2013 - Tina Fey Shares Why Twitter Is Completely Idiotic

1/12/2013 - Yesterday's Civil Rights Commission Hearing Addressed Sexual Assault in All Branches of U.S. Military

1/12/2013 - Virginia GOP Allegedly Tried to Shush Democrats About Abortion Legislation

1/12/2013 - Little Bunny Plus Little Girl Plus Little Girl's Slipper Equals Actual Cutest Thing Ever

1/12/2013 - Here's to The LOLs: The Perils of Dating and Dumping Comedians

1/12/2013 - Alisa Valdes Was Abused at the Hands of The Man She Swoons Over in The Feminist and The Cowboy

1/12/2013 - 'I Just Love It!!!!!! Will You Excuse Me, Please??'

1/12/2013 - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Should Just Break Up Already

1/12/2013 - Get Out of My Gay Bar, Straight Girl

1/11/2013 - Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Decide to Not Be Photographed Together Anymore

1/11/2013 - Let's Share Our Favorite Destiny's Child Moments to Celebrate Their Upcoming Superbowl Reunion

1/11/2013 - RuPaul Graces Us with Some Twitter Love

1/11/2013 - Sex Crime Expert Writes Advice Book About How to Best Lock Up Your Teenage Daughter

1/11/2013 - Nashville Creator Callie Khouri Is Not a Fan of Catfights

1/11/2013 - What Was Your Kid Doing When 9-Year-Old Quvenzhané Wallis Was Nominated for an Oscar?

1/11/2013 - Do You Think Kate Middleton Cried After Seeing Her First Official Portrait?

1/11/2013 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

1/11/2013 - You Might Be Happy But Your Life Is Still Meaningless

1/11/2013 - Ask a Mortician: Can You Wear Artificial Nails in Your Coffin?

1/11/2013 - Marines Order Military Spouse Clubs to Allow Gay Husbands and Wives

1/11/2013 - Scotland Launches 'Drinking Mirror' App to Scare Vain Women Away from Drinking Alcohol

1/11/2013 - Happy Hunger Deans! Here's a Preview of Community's Hunger Games Homage

1/11/2013 - Why My 7-Year-Old Is An Atheist (And Why I'm Okay With That)

1/11/2013 - Ryan Gosling Calls Conan O'Brien Names Via a Lady in the Audience (Who's Unfortunately Not You or Me)

1/11/2013 - Cory Booker Tackles Cory Booker's History of Homophobia—So Is He Gay or What?

1/11/2013 - They Spelled Anne Hathaway's Name Wrong at the Critics' Choice Awards, and She Called Them Out in Her Acceptance Speech

1/11/2013 - Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer For Sale

1/11/2013 - Restaurant Owner in North Carolina Waits for Lesbian Couple to Pay Tab, Then Hands Them Letter Condemning Homosexuality

1/11/2013 - Georgia Congressman and World's Worst OB/GYN Says Todd Akin's Legitimate Rape Theory Was 'Partially Right'

1/11/2013 - Proactiv Horror Stories: Tales From Skincare's Big Scam

1/11/2013 - Saudi Arabia Throws Women a Disappointing Bone By Appointing Some of Them to a Council

1/11/2013 - Paul Ryan Once Again Sponsors the Bill That Would Make It Possible for Women's Rapists to Sue Them

1/11/2013 - Feminism Is Now Literally Killing Boners: Lingerie Football League Will No Longer Involve Lingerie

1/11/2013 - Michele Bachmann Hasn't Paid Former Staffers Because Michele Bachmann

1/11/2013 - Quvenzhané Wallis, Youngest Best Actress Oscar Nominee Ever, Is Excited — Though Not Quite Sure What an Oscar Is

1/11/2013 - FDA Recommends Ladies Cut Sleeping Pill Dosage in Half Because—ZZZzzzz

1/11/2013 - EMT Who Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Five Women (Including an 11-Year-Old Girl) Goes to Trial

1/11/2013 - Good Morning, Watch This Shirtless Man Frost a Cake While Porn Music Plays

1/11/2013 - Lifetime's New Bra-Fitting Reality Show Is, Dare We Say, Uplifting

1/11/2013 - Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques Enthusiast

1/11/2013 - Baby Panda Makes His Public Debut, Is Dapper in Classic Black and White

1/10/2013 - Go Behind the Scenes of Awkward Black Girl and Be Sad You Don't Hang Out with Issa Rae Every Day

1/10/2013 - Lead Story From 1941 Woman Magazine: 'Women Talk Too Much' :/

1/10/2013 - This Crazy Candlestick Is Anthropologie's Most Expensive, Offensive Piece of Shit (Yet)

1/10/2013 - Move Over Veronica Mars, 8-Year-Old Online Sleuth Reunites Siblings After 65 Years

1/10/2013 - Comment of the Day: Auto-tuning The Hunger Games Casting

1/10/2013 - Kindness Cyborg Ryan Gosling Handed Out Girl Scout Cookies to Delighted Strangers

1/10/2013 - Adele Is Basking in the Oscar Nod Glow

1/10/2013 - Three Weeks With Lindsay Lohan or, Why LiLo's a Delusional Asshole Who'll Never Legitimately Work Again

1/10/2013 - Great, Male Jurors Don't Trust Fat Women

1/10/2013 - Insane GQ Article Makes It Overwhelmingly Clear That Beyoncé Is a Robot

1/10/2013 - Woman Raped by Teammates Who Said They Would Take Her Home Safely

1/10/2013 - Batshit Ridiculous Modesty Website Reminds You That Women Just Can't Win

1/10/2013 - Here's Ryan Gosling Playing With Knives

1/10/2013 - Pap Tests, While Horribly Uncomfortable, May Soon Be Able to Detect Up to 3 Types of Cancer

1/10/2013 - A Sturdy Black Clutch That Holds Almost Anything

1/10/2013 - Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Will Too

1/10/2013 - The Woman Who Played Veruca Salt Wrote a Book About Playing Veruca Salt, and It Sounds Pretty Great

1/10/2013 - Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the People's Choice Awards

1/10/2013 - Seven Minutes in Heaven With Tina Fey

1/10/2013 - Lady Hedge Fund Managers Are Killing It

1/10/2013 - Heads Up, Dudes: You Have Nipples Because Every Single One of You Used to Be Female

1/10/2013 - Planned Parenthood Steers Clear of 'Choice' and 'Life'

1/10/2013 - The Nation's First 'Tomboy' Clothing Store Comes to San Francisco

1/10/2013 - Drug Company Settles in Court Case Linking Pregnancy Drug to Breast Cancer

1/10/2013 - Young Evangelicals Are Sick of Abstinence Pledges and Homophobia

1/10/2013 - Glow in the Dark Freeways Bring the Rave to the Road

1/10/2013 - It's Oscars Time: Here Are the 2013 Academy Award Nominees

1/10/2013 - Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass

1/10/2013 - The 50 Shades of Grey Musical Might Be the Only Reason to Have Anything to Do With 50 Shades of Grey

1/9/2013 - Whatever Breed of Animal This Is, It's Really, Really Fucking Cute

1/9/2013 - Man Uses Facebook to Lure 13-Year-Old Into Rape, Gets 14 Days Jail Time (Weekends Only)

1/9/2013 - Teen Pleads Guilty To Burning Down Church Because of the 'Race, Color and Ethnicity of Its Congregation'

1/9/2013 - Let Utkarsh Ambudkar Rap His Way Into Your Heart

1/9/2013 - Comment of the Day: Of Penises and Length

1/9/2013 - Lindsay Lohan Might Have Stolen Elizabeth Taylor's Treasured Magic Bracelet of Friendship

1/9/2013 - Chelsea Clinton Is Strangely Proud of Her Totally Uninspiring Mother

1/9/2013 - Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Graciously Invent a Drinking Game to Get You Smashed During the Golden Globes

1/9/2013 - Depressed? Try Drinking Less Soda and More Coffee (Or, You Know, Medicine!)

1/9/2013 - What Are Your Guesses for This Year's Oscar Nominations?

1/9/2013 - The Single Mother Success Story Is No Excuse for a Superiority Complex

1/9/2013 - Don't Miss Jon Stewart's Epic Takedown of the Gun Control 'Debate'

1/9/2013 - Crankyfest: The Film Festival for Movies About Menstruation

1/9/2013 - Finnick and Katniss Are Looking Preeeeetty Close in This Catching Fire Promo Pic

1/9/2013 - A Tale of Mutual Cyberstalking

1/9/2013 - Monopoly Is Retiring One of Its Beloved Game Pieces Forever and It Better Not Be Fucking Shoe

1/9/2013 - Some Couples Get Off On Having Sex in the Delivery Room

1/9/2013 - U.S. Dollars Funding Irish Pro-Life Movement

1/9/2013 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Baby Strollers, Baby Sunscreen and Baby Clothes are in the Works

1/9/2013 - Didja See the Cute Interracial Gay Couple in the Crate & Barrel Catalog?

1/9/2013 - Queen Bey's Underboob Scores the Cover of Gentlemen's Quarterly

1/9/2013 - Speaking a Second Language Could Keep You from Getting Dementia

1/9/2013 - Indexing Your Sex Life: Why and How We Keep Fuck Lists

1/9/2013 - Neighbors Call 911 After Mistaking a Dog as a Lion, Probably Because He's a Lion at Heart

1/9/2013 - Science Finally Explains Pruney Bath Fingers

1/9/2013 - Three India Rape Suspects Will Plead Not Guilty; Their Lawyer Says 'Respected Ladies' Don't Get Raped

1/9/2013 - Explosive Diarrhea and Extreme Deprivation: All the Best Diets of 2013, Ranked

1/9/2013 - Local Boy Scout Council Says Fuck It, Lets Gay Teen Become an Eagle Scout Even Though It's Against Official Policy [UPDATED]

1/9/2013 - Watch a Hot Air Balloon Wedding Go Disastrously Awry

1/9/2013 - Mexican Parents Denied Entry to the U.S. to Say Goodbye to Their Dying Daughter

1/9/2013 - This Is How You Live Forever: 103-Year-Old Man Walks the Mall Everyday

1/9/2013 - Want to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's An App For That

1/9/2013 - Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum

1/8/2013 - Prankster Hacker Uses Crafty Cat to Really Mess with the Police

1/8/2013 - Oprah to Quiz Lance Armstrong About His Roid Rage on Cable TV

1/8/2013 - New App Teaches Guys How to Propose to Their Girlfriends

1/8/2013 - 90-Year-Old Man Gets Divorced From His (Second) 15-Year-Old Bride

1/8/2013 - Comment of the Day: An Ode to Modesty

1/8/2013 - Katharine McPhee Doesn't Need Some Stupid Stinky Baby-Thing Wasting Her Me-Time

1/8/2013 - Lovable Wino Hoda Kotb Is Off the Sauce for One Whole Month

1/8/2013 - Jessica Chastain Rocks Ebony and Ivory

1/8/2013 - One Jump Ahead of the Breadline, Disney's Aladdin Is Heading to Broadway

1/8/2013 - A Very Merry Kerry Washington

1/8/2013 - Tech Company Asks CES Goers to 'Play With My V Spot"

1/8/2013 - Enterprising Brazilian Hookers Sign Up to Learn English Before the World Cup

1/8/2013 - SF Street Harassment Stabbing Is a Great Reminder That Catcalling Isn't a Joke

1/8/2013 - Mariah Carey & Nicki Minaj Fight in Front of Live Audience of TV Critics During Press Tour

1/8/2013 - Portland Asshole Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend with Dreadlock

1/8/2013 - Queen Elizabeth Seeks Royal Dishwasher, Clumsy Butterfingers Need Not Apply

1/8/2013 - Casting Call For 'Hot Blooded' Latina Moms Makes My Blood Boil

1/8/2013 - Strippers Have Workers Rights, Too

1/8/2013 - The Golden Rule for Mistresses: Keep It Casual

1/8/2013 - Beauty School Student Poses in Blackface as Kanye West for "Inspiration Day"

1/8/2013 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Was Covered in Chocolate at the Gangster Squad Premiere

1/8/2013 - Steubenville's Legacy: How a Rape Case in Ohio Could Change History

1/8/2013 - Spread Facts With These Handy Reproductive Rights Infographics

1/8/2013 - James Franco Pulls a James Franco, Recreates the Justin Bieber 'Boyfriend' Video

1/8/2013 - The Best Time to Buy Anything During the Year

1/8/2013 - The White House Doesn't Want Bikini-Body Obsessed World Leering at Paparazzi Pix of Sasha and Malia on the Beach

1/8/2013 - What Is It About The Bachelor? (And: Tell Us About Your Guilty Pleasures)

1/8/2013 - New Study Shows That Babies Start Picking Up Language in Utero So Quit Fucking Swearing Already

1/8/2013 - Correctional Officer Claims Supervisor Said Her Standard-Issue Uniform Was 'Enticing Inmates'

1/8/2013 - Let's Talk About Why Al Roker Shit His Pants at the White House

1/8/2013 - Gabby Giffords 'Celebrates' the Two Year Anniversary of Her Shooting By Launching a Gun Control PAC

1/8/2013 - Mariah Carey Throws Major Shade at Nicki Minaj During Barbara Walters Interview

1/8/2013 - Polar Bears Are Amazing Magical Creatures Who Will Eat Your Tasty-Ass If Given the Chance

1/8/2013 - Chocolate, Peanut Butter, and Banana Ale Is Perfect for the Fat Elvis In Your Life (Read: You)

1/8/2013 - Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It

1/7/2013 - The Best Kid Alive Donates His Allowance to Kitten Rescue Every Year

1/7/2013 - Designing the First Lady's Inaugural Gown is a Bit of a Fashion Industry Curse

1/7/2013 - Ladies Be Acting: 4 Out of 5 Nominees for BAFTA's Rising Star Award Are Women

1/7/2013 - You Can Rent LiLo's Jankity Beverly Hills Home For $10,450/Month (This Piece of Shit Doesn't Even Have an Infinity Pool)

1/7/2013 - Alabama Rep. Introduces Bill to Stop the State From Teaching That 'Homosexuality Is an Unacceptable, Criminal Lifestyle'

1/7/2013 - Comment of the Day: Sympathy for the Downton Abbey Devil

1/7/2013 - Ryan Lochte Is Getting a Ryan Lochte Reality Show About What Ryan Lochte Would Do

1/7/2013 - Andy Cohen Switches Teams for Betty White

1/7/2013 - Sexytime Talk: Semen Feasts, the Ginuwine Station, and Other 'Friend-Making' Tips

1/7/2013 - NY Post Critic Writes Nuanced Review of Lena Dunham's 'Blobby' Body

1/7/2013 - Women, Stop Talking. Old Men Don't Like How You Speak.

1/7/2013 - The New One Direction Video Is Kinda Great

1/7/2013 - Terrifying Giant Squid Caught on Film in the North Pacific

1/7/2013 - Show This Depressing Graph to the Rape Apologist in Your Life

1/7/2013 - 'Hiding the Body Respects the Soul': Prominent Rabbi Devises Helpful Plan to Keep Toddlers From Dressing Like Sluts

1/7/2013 - Al Roker: 'I Pooped In My Pants' at the White House

1/7/2013 - 2,000-Year-Old Carving of Princess Reveals She Was 'Stylishly Overweight'

1/7/2013 - Vogue Thinks Your Platform Shoes Make You Look Fat

1/7/2013 - Elizabeth Wurtzel at 45: Sadder Than Depression

1/7/2013 - Gerard Depardieu Offered Position as Siberia's Minister of Culture

1/7/2013 - Seven Extremely Confusing Steps to Living the Life You Want

1/7/2013 - If An Escalator Starts Moving Backwards Stop Trying To Go Up The Damn Escalator

1/7/2013 - NBC Boss 'Absolutely Hopeful' That Community Will Have a 5th Season, But Also Yeah, Right

1/7/2013 - Half of Texas's Low-Income Women Have to Find New Doctors Because Rick Perry Hates Planned Parenthood

1/7/2013 - Lady Edith Can't Catch a Break: 'Edith with Googly Eyes' Emerges as the Best New Tumblr

1/7/2013 - Justin Bieber Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Marijuana

1/7/2013 - Disney Parks to Introduce Computerized Bracelet to Track Your Every Move, Er, to, Uh, 'Make Your Visit More Convenient'

1/7/2013 - This Vomiting Robot Measures Your Barf Splash for Science

1/7/2013 - Steubenville City and Police Launch Rape 'Facts' Website In Hopes of Overshadowing Anonymous's Influence

1/7/2013 - Prostate Treatment Causes Permanent Shrinkage

1/7/2013 - Some Military Women Don't Want to Fight, But That Doesn't Mean They Shouldn't Be Able To

1/7/2013 - Liberace Biopic Found Home at HBO After Being Dubbed 'Too Gay' By Every Studio in Hollywood

1/7/2013 - Grumpy Cat's Grumpy Cat-Cousin Is Harassed By Annoyingly Adorable Chicks

1/7/2013 - Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Stomach

1/7/2013 - A Quarter of All Diamonds In Stores Are Blood Diamonds, and Nobody Can Tell Which Ones They Are

1/7/2013 - The India Gang Rape Victim's Name Is Jyoti Singh Pandey

1/7/2013 - Florida School District CFO in Trouble for Secret Porn Tumblr, But Is She Any Different Than the Rest of Us Perverts?

1/7/2013 - JFK Stops Emma Watson To Ask Her Where Mommy And Daddy Are

1/6/2013 - Kim Kardashian's Photo Shoot Was So Boring, Even the Paparazzi Fell Asleep

1/6/2013 - Mall Cops Ask Breastfeeding Women Why They're Exposing Themselves, Tells Them to 'Cover Up'

1/6/2013 - Short-haired, armored Wonder Woman is ready for battle

1/6/2013 - Citing Threats, Defense Lawyers Seek to Move Steubenville Rape Trial to Another Town

1/6/2013 - Apparently Faking Friends' Deaths on Facebook Is a Thing People Do?

1/6/2013 - Ain't That America: Watch Baby Bald Eagles Spread Their Wings and Fly (Read: Be Very Adorable)

1/6/2013 - Sunday Sign-Off: A Connecticut Yankee in the Dowager Countess’ Court

1/6/2013 - Banana Ban at the BBC Batters Boner-Shaped Fruit

1/6/2013 - Gérard Depardieu Sure Does Enjoy His Tax-Free Russian Schmatta

1/6/2013 - Gabby Giffords Will Sit Down with Diane Sawyer on the Second Anniversary of the Horrific Tucson Shooting

1/6/2013 - Thanks to the New York Times, You Now Know That Zosia Mamet Recently Had Food Poisoning

1/6/2013 - Scandal Surrounding French Diet Pill Widens as Pharmaceutical Chief Is Charged with Manslaughter

1/6/2013 - The Garterhouse of Parma

1/6/2013 - Doritos Will Hopefully Feature an Adorably Murderous Goat in One of Its Super Bowl Ads

1/6/2013 - Private School Teacher Fired for ‘Inappropriate’ Texting with Female Former Student Files a Racial Discrimination Suit

1/6/2013 - Groundbreaking New Research Suggests That Teachers Sometimes Let ‘Personal Feelings’ Affect Grades

1/6/2013 - Apparently Abandoned ‘Maternity Hotel’ in Southern California Would Make a Great American Horror Story Set Piece

1/6/2013 - This Kid Is Totally Not Intimidated by Fancy Face-Painted Elephants

1/6/2013 - We can dye hair with real gold nanoparticles

1/6/2013 - Prison Guards Apprehend Cat Trying Adorably to Sneak Into a Brazilian Prison with Jailbreak Gear

1/6/2013 - Sheriff Criticized in Steubenville Rape Investigation Tells Reporters That No More Suspects Will Be Charged

1/6/2013 - Liam Neeson Thinks Society Is Far Too Sexy for Its Own Good

1/6/2013 - Are Interns the New Housewives?

1/5/2013 - Saturday Night Social: Many Happy Returns, Diane Keaton

1/5/2013 - Delhi To Add 2,508 Female Officers to Police Force

1/5/2013 - Guy Tricks Idiot Thief Into Bringing his iPhone Back By Posing as OK Cupid Girl

1/5/2013 - So Nina, Barbara, Rose and Daphne Are All Sitting on a Couch...

1/5/2013 - Sloths Are Even More Interesting Than You Thought (Which Was Very)

1/5/2013 - Is The New York Times Concern-Trolling Hillary Clinton?

1/5/2013 - All These Girls Season 2 Marketing Partnerships Are Ughhh

1/5/2013 - It Only Takes A Little Walking to Diminish Your Risk of Stroke By A Hell of a Lot

1/5/2013 - Azealia Banks Called Perez Hilton a "Faggot," But That Doesn't Make Her a Homophobe

1/5/2013 - Take Me Thigher

1/5/2013 - Oxygen Ignores Petition Against 'Racist, Exploitative' All My Babies' Mamas

1/5/2013 - Dame Helen Mirren and Her Husband Hate That Mushy Romance Crap

1/5/2013 - Some Good News: Abortions Insured and More Available To Military Rape Victims

1/5/2013 - Boxer And Kitten Nuzzle Tentatively, Remind Everyone To Embrace Each Others' Differences

1/5/2013 - Justin Bieber Smoked a Blunt At a Hotel Party The Day After Paparazzo Was Killed Chasing His Car

1/5/2013 - 101 Facts About 100 Women of the House and Senate

1/4/2013 - The Night Belongs to Charlyne Yi

1/4/2013 - Emma Stone Discusses 'Writhing Around All Over Ryan Gosling's Bed'

1/4/2013 - Miley Cyrus Continues the Cuddle Fest with her Adorable New Rescue Puppy

1/4/2013 - TGIF: Lessons Learned from a Banana-Opening Toddler

1/4/2013 - Shaq Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts

1/4/2013 - Mario Batali Has a Serious Bro Crush on Jake Gyllenhaal

1/4/2013 - The India Gang Rape Victim's Boyfriend Speaks Out

1/4/2013 - Atlantic Runs Stupid Article About the 'Death of Monogamy,' Then Runs Righteous Takedown of Their Own Stupid Article

1/4/2013 - New TV Ads from Kotex Should Help Debunk Some of the More Pernicious Vagina Myths

1/4/2013 - MAC Put A Female Bodybuilder In A Makeup Ad And It's Beautiful

1/4/2013 - Woman Makes a Gingerbread Winterfell, Sadly Leaves Out Edible Jon Snow

1/4/2013 - BioWare: Putting Same-Sex Romance Into The Old Republic 'Will Take A Lot More Work Than We Realized'

1/4/2013 - Don Johnson’s Graciously Debunks Rumors of His Monster Cock

1/4/2013 - Confessions of a Teenage Word-Bully

1/4/2013 - There Is No Such Thing as a 'Pro-Life Feminist'

1/4/2013 - Brigitte Bardot Threatens to Leave France for Vladimir Putin’s Animal Paradise If Circus Elephants Are Euthanized

1/4/2013 - Things I Watch on YouTube When I am in a Bad Mood

1/4/2013 - Naomi Campbell Is on Crutches Following Violent Paris Mugging — Or Is She?

1/4/2013 - The Women Democrats of Congress Celebrated Inauguration Day with a Joyous Class Photo

1/4/2013 - In News That Makes Total Sense, Brooklyn Hipsters Are Growing Up to Become Brooklyn Wine Snobs

1/4/2013 - Local LA TV Station Had a Way Worse New Year's Eve Than You Did

1/4/2013 - The New 'Formal Friday' 'Trend' Disgusts Me

1/4/2013 - Dinosaurs Probably Shook Their Tail Feathers Like Peacocks When They Were Feeling Sexy

1/4/2013 - Anonymous Releases More Intel on the Alleged Steubenville 'Rape Crew'

1/4/2013 - Why Is It So Hard to Quit Proactiv?

1/4/2013 - Today's a Lucky Day to Get Married in China; A Crappy Day to Do It Anywhere Else

1/4/2013 - Once-Banned ‘Ancient’ Sex Book by Aristotle Will Be a Hot Auction Item in Edinburgh

1/4/2013 - Writing Totally Mean Yelp Reviews Can Still Get You Sued

1/4/2013 - How My Foolproof Scientific System Got Us Onto The Price Is Right

1/4/2013 - California Court Declares That It's Not Rape If The Unconscious Women You Trick Into Sleeping With You Isn't Married

1/4/2013 - Dear Black Romcoms, Where'd You Go?

1/4/2013 - When Just Not Inviting Them Simply Won’t Do: How To Tell Someone They Can’t Come To Your Wedding

1/4/2013 - Two LAPD Officers Allegedly Forced Women to Have Sex with Them, Threatened Jail Time If They Didn't Comply

1/4/2013 - Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Amazing on 30 Rock's Series Finale (Sob)

1/4/2013 - Miley Cyrus Shares an Intimate Moment with Her Latest Rescue Pup

1/4/2013 - Watch Malala Yousufzai Walk Out of the Hospital

1/4/2013 - So Wonderful: Family Reunited with Cat Eight Years After He Ran Away

1/4/2013 - Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'

1/4/2013 - Cat and Bunny Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship

1/3/2013 - Hashbrowns and Hashtags: How Will Instagram Stay Ahead of Photos That Glorify Eating Disorders?

1/3/2013 - Utkarsh Ambudkar, Your Newest Crush, Will Play Kaling's Brother on The Mindy Project

1/3/2013 - This Video About Gun Violence Doesn't Understand That Actors Are Not the Characters They Play

1/3/2013 - Beach Report: Bikinis Are Out, Maillots Are in, Wear Whatever the Hell You Feel Best in

1/3/2013 - Comment of the Day: A Heartwarming Holiday Tale (Really!)

1/3/2013 - Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy Argued Constantly About 'Gender Roles'; Are Still Living Together Post-Split

1/3/2013 - Roger Ebert Can't Believe That Anyone Would Care So Much About Justin Bieber Smoking Weed

1/3/2013 - There's One Whole Day More Until the Weekend So Here Are Some Scrunchy-Faced Baby Bulldogs to Ease the Pain

1/3/2013 - Community Takes Another Blow, Loses Star Writer Megan Ganz

1/3/2013 - Faith In Humanity Slowly Depleting: This Jerk And His Supporters Find Joy In Harassing Women Gamers

1/3/2013 - Here's a Christian Former Gay Porn Star Explaining Why the Devil Loves Anal Sex

1/3/2013 - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Have Some Big Plans for the Golden Globes

1/3/2013 - 15-Year-Old Icelandic Teenager Is Suing the Country For the Right to Be Called By Her Name

1/3/2013 - The 'Breast is Best' Policy and Why Breastfeeding Should Receive the Same Kind of Medical Attention as Erectile Dysfunction

1/3/2013 - 2013 or 1957? High School Musical Canceled Over 'Racy' Elvis Songs

1/3/2013 - Little Girl Has a Heart Full of Hatred for Justin Bieber

1/3/2013 - Meet Gisella Perl, the Auschwitz Abortionist Who Saved Countless Lives During the Holocaust

1/3/2013 - Which Famous Chef Farted on All 37 of his Employees?

1/3/2013 - Man Has Long Flowing Hairs Growing Out of His Eyeball

1/3/2013 - Jennifer Lopez Simplifies Her Lavish Life by Dressing Herself

1/3/2013 - What Ever Happened to Elsie Scheel, 1912's Perfect Woman Who 'Didn't Know Fear'?

1/3/2013 - Illinois Senators Will Likely Vote on Gay Marriage Today

1/3/2013 - Drag Queen-Loving Fiat Heir Robbed Of $4.6 Million In Jewelry, Calls Berlusconi For Help

1/3/2013 - No One is Entitled to Sex: Why We Should Mock the Nice Guys of OkCupid

1/3/2013 - Jennifer Lawrence Once Face-Palmed Bill Maher to Get to Meryl Streep

1/3/2013 - Lena Dunham Posed Pantsless For Terry Richardson

1/3/2013 - Zooey Deschanel Wants to Be a Fucking Feminist and Wear a Fucking Peter Pan Collar

1/3/2013 - 5 Men Charged With Murder in New Delhi Gang Rape

1/3/2013 - Crafty Teen Drugged Parents' Milkshakes So She Could Get on the Internet

1/3/2013 - Screw You, Dave Mustaine! Men's Wearhouse RULES

1/3/2013 - Hollywood's Most Buzzed About Script Is a Hillary Clinton Biopic

1/3/2013 - If You're Not as Sad as These Parents After Watching Les Mis, You're a Total Javert

1/3/2013 - Your Morning Pick Me Up: A Coffee Shop Where People Pay for Other Customer's Drinks

1/3/2013 - Shirley Maclaine on Downton Abbey: Women of That Time Couldn't Get It Together Without a Couple of Servants

1/3/2013 - Jellicle Cats Dramatize Common New Year's Resolutions

1/3/2013 - Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift

1/2/2013 - Looking for Love Online in 2013? So Is Everyone and Their Mom (And Your Mom)

1/2/2013 - You Are When You Eat: The 8-Hour Diet Insanely Encourages Eating Only Between 9-5pm

1/2/2013 - Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face and Take a Picture

1/2/2013 - Your Evening Puppy Power: Homotional Rescue Falls in Love with Adoptable Dog Brooklyn

1/2/2013 - Julianne Hough Opens Up About Childhood Abuse: 'I Was a Tormented Little Kid Who Had to Put on This Sexy Façade'

1/2/2013 - Ke$ha Likes Women as Well as Men, Which Is Crazy Because — zzzzzzz

1/2/2013 - Lily Allen Is in for a Very Relaxing Birthing Experience

1/2/2013 - When Is Wearing Makeup A "Choice"?

1/2/2013 - Is There Only A New Hampshire 'Matriarchy' Because the State's Legislators Make Barely Any Money?

1/2/2013 - Meet the Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a More Beautiful Smile

1/2/2013 - Observational Genius Kim Kardashian Reveals that Pregnancy Is 'Not, Like, Fun'

1/2/2013 - Here Are Some Made Up TV Shows We Wish Were Premiering in 2013

1/2/2013 - This Week In Tabloids: 2013 Brings Stars Without Makeup and Bikini Bodies

1/2/2013 - The Lion in the Geico Commercial Ought to Be a Lioness

1/2/2013 - In Which Jennifer Lawrence Patiently Explains That Acting Is Stupid

1/2/2013 - Say Goodbye to the Violence Against Women Act

1/2/2013 - Your Reproductive Rights in 2012: Things Got Better, But They're Still Bad

1/2/2013 - Looking at a Picture of a Skinny Model While Dieting Might Actually Make You Gain Weight, But That’s OK Because a Little Extra Weight Is Just Fine

1/2/2013 - Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Insist There's 'Nothing Sexual' About What They Do (NSFW)

1/2/2013 - Panda Blood Might Be a Magical, Fuzzy Super-Medicine

1/2/2013 - Anonymous Leaks Horrifying Video of Steubenville High Schoolers Joking About Raping a Teenager 'Deader than Trayvon Martin'

1/2/2013 - Suits Sell, But Who's Buying? Not Dave Mustaine

1/2/2013 - Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Mom Dance During Jay-Z and Coldplay's New Year's Eve Concert

1/2/2013 - Tory and Chris Burch Have Settled Their Nasty Lawsuit

1/2/2013 - Here's Kanye West's Freestyle Rant to Remind You That He's Actually a Super Talented Rapper

1/2/2013 - Meet Deb Fischer, Nebraska's First Female Senator

1/2/2013 - Sonogram Parties Are the Latest Rage for Self-Important Pregnant Women

1/2/2013 - Ladymags Now Using Non-Ladylike Language

1/2/2013 - Kick Off Your Year With This New Azealia Banks Track Because That's How Bad Bitches Do It

1/2/2013 - Teen Poet Suspended for Daring to Empathize with Adam Lanza

1/2/2013 - Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together

1/1/2013 - Here's Kathy Griffin Trying to Kiss Anderson Cooper on the Dong

1/1/2013 - Meet the Very First Babies of 2013! (Maybe! In Their Specific Time Zone!)

1/1/2013 - Southeast Asian Teenagers Are Obsessed with Fake 'Fashion Braces'

1/1/2013 - Sandy Hook Community Prepares to Go Back to School on Thursday

1/1/2013 - Blind Dog Gets Seeing-Eye Cat, Because the World Is Just and Beautiful After All

1/1/2013 - Show and Tell! What Would Your Ideal 2013 Look Like?

1/1/2013 - Being a Myopic Dick About the Election Cost Sean Hannity Half His Audience

1/1/2013 - Cosmic Rays Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's

1/1/2013 - Hillary Clinton's Brain Is Still Doing Fine and Doctors Expect a Full Recovery

1/1/2013 - It's a New Year! How's Your Head?