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2012 September
9/29/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday To Fellini Muse Anita Ekberg
9/29/2012 - Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Most Likely To Cheat
9/29/2012 - Texas Women Hitting Up Mexico For Over-The-Counter Ulcer Medication To Terminate Pregnancy
9/29/2012 - Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence Dance, Bicker In
Silver Linings Playbook
Trailer
9/29/2012 - Meet Catarina Migliorini, Who's Selling Her Virginity To Raise Money For Her Hometown
9/29/2012 - Johnny Lewis Allegedly On "Smiles" Drug At The Time Of Murder-Suicide
9/29/2012 - Get That Gun Under Control, Sir
9/29/2012 - Mexican Fish Penis Bears Terrifying Resemblance To
Se7en
's "Lust" Spear-Dildo
9/29/2012 - Research Now Claims There's A "Mommy Gene" You May Or May Not Have
9/29/2012 - Los Angeles Chef Convicted Of Murder After Killing And Cooking His Wife
9/29/2012 - Anna Della Russo Channels Sergeant Pepper in Paris
9/29/2012 - Unfortunately, Alicia Keys' New Album Title Wasn't Inspired By
The Hunger Games
9/29/2012 - In Poland, Dachshunds Get The Parade They Deserve
9/29/2012 - Kate Middleton Bottomless Shots Surface In Danish Tabloid
9/29/2012 - Fur Is Back Big Time — Here's Why
9/28/2012 - Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies with Sticks
9/28/2012 - Dior, For The Modern Minimalist Ice Queen In You
9/28/2012 - Want to See a Drag Queen in Half Makeup?
9/28/2012 - Creepy SARS-ish Virus Might Be Originating in Bats
9/28/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
9/28/2012 - The Night Belongs to Moon Unit Zappa
9/28/2012 - Men Doing Housework Causes Divorce, Says Department of Lazy Husbands
9/28/2012 - 19 Service Members Are Suing the Defense Secretary For Not Taking Sexual Assault Allegations Seriously
9/28/2012 - Lanvin, for the Fierce, Up-All-Night Disco Partybot in You
9/28/2012 - The Most Conservative States Have the Pregnant-est Teenagers
9/28/2012 - The Search For The Cutest Animal in the World
9/28/2012 - Should Women Run? You're Damn Right They Should.
9/28/2012 -
Pitch Perfect
Hits Almost All the Right Notes
9/28/2012 - California Enacts Law to Protect Child Stars from Creeps
9/28/2012 - Want to Know What's in These Female Candidates' Bags? iPads, Meditation Beads, and a Gun
9/28/2012 - Life Isn't Fair for Wealthy Parents, Says Wealthy Mom
9/28/2012 - No, You Do Not Need to Pay Someone $80 to Plan Your Dates For You
9/28/2012 - Pointless New Regulations Could Force Most of Virginia's Abortion Clinics to Close
9/28/2012 - This Has to Be the Cruelest Marriage Proposal Ever
9/28/2012 - Babies Kind of Hate Mitt Romney
9/28/2012 - Kelly Osbourne Tries to Defend Her Indefensible $250,000 Manicure
9/28/2012 - There’s Nothing Unreasonable About Wanting to Be His Lover, Not His Mother
9/28/2012 - Stunning Photography Project Explores The Dark Side of Weight Loss (NSFW)
9/28/2012 - Notorious Party School Chico State Has a Sexual Assault Problem
9/28/2012 - Adorable Stars and Weird Shoes at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party
9/28/2012 - Republicans and Democrats Are Less Tolerant of Interparty Marriage
9/28/2012 - Hillary Clinton's UN Doodles Clearly a Window Into Her Innermost Thoughts
9/28/2012 - The Finger-Flagging Manicure for Ladies Who Are Into Ladies
9/28/2012 - Sororities Return to Swarthmore After An 80-Year Ban
9/28/2012 - The GOP Has an Especially Feminine Face and Other Adventures in Physiognomy
9/28/2012 - Noted White Lady Ann Coulter Explains the Black Experience to Whoopi Goldberg
9/28/2012 - Rihanna Is Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
9/28/2012 - Looking at High Heels and Electric Razors Changes Your Perception of Gender
9/28/2012 - Argentine President Cristina Fernandez Goes to Harvard, Is All 'Harvard, Schmarvard'
9/28/2012 - The Bikini Basketball League Is Nigh Upon Us
9/28/2012 - Katy Perry Mourns The Death Of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny Lewis
9/27/2012 - Enterprising Dog Becomes the Ranking Police Officer in a Small New Mexican Town
9/27/2012 - We All Need to Talk About Poop More Often
9/27/2012 - Old Lady Who Doesn’t Think FLOTUS ‘Looks’ Like a FLOTUS Isn’t Racist, Just Overly Modest
9/27/2012 - The Casual Perusal
9/27/2012 - Guess Why the Girls Basketball Coach Who Recently Wrote a Gross Book Is Suing the School Board?
9/27/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Next Great Novelty T-Shirt
9/27/2012 - There Are Exactly ZERO Babies Growing Inside Beyonce, Says Jay-Z
9/27/2012 - Watch Melissa McCarthy Kick Jason Bateman's Ass in the Trailer for
Identity Thief
9/27/2012 - Pregnant Amber Rose Can't Stand Wiz Khalifa's Pot Smell
9/27/2012 - Todd 'Legitimate Rape' Akin Wishes Claire McCaskill Were More Ladylike
9/27/2012 - Do I Look Like A Mom? No Really, You Can Tell Me
9/27/2012 - Just So You Know, You Can't Make Beer With Your Vagina
9/27/2012 - 1,000 Nigerian Women Are Stuck in Saudi Arabia Airports Because They're Not Accompanied By the Right Kind of Men
9/27/2012 - Radio Host Challenges Local 'Hot Lesbians' to Resist His Manly Charms
9/27/2012 - Fraternity Thought it Would Be Awesome to Let Partygoers Cross a Fake Mexican Border During a 'Fiesta'
9/27/2012 - Karlie Kloss Loses Her Ribs to
Numéro
's Photoshopping
9/27/2012 - Ryan Lochte, Boy Genius, Announces Amazing Discoveries About Water, Acting
9/27/2012 - Bill Clinton Helps Women in Developing Countries Get Kinda Shitty Birth Control
9/27/2012 - The Ratings for Mindy Kaling's Show Are Good, Not Great — And Not the Whole Story
9/27/2012 - Insurance Company Fined Over $1 Million for Covering Missourians' Abortions and Contraceptives
9/27/2012 - New
Liz & Dick
Trailer Claims 'Lindsay Is Back'
9/27/2012 - An Interview With the Man Who Pays Me to Burn His Feet With Cigarettes While He Masturbates
9/27/2012 - They Paved Paradise and Cast Taylor Swift as Joni Mitchell
9/27/2012 -
Vogue
Pinkie Swears to No Longer Use Underaged Models
9/27/2012 - Attention, Butt-Chuggers: Please Do Not Put Alcohol Up Your Butt [Updated]
9/27/2012 - Mormon Ladies Click Tongues Disapprovingly at Ann Romney's Lack of Temple Garments
9/27/2012 - Azealia Banks Continues Her '90s Homage with Crop Tops, Beats and a Choreographed Dance Routine
9/27/2012 - A Gay Uncle and a Baby With Three Thumbs: The
Honey Boo Boo
Season Finale
9/27/2012 - Kristen Stewart Is Thrilled to Be Attending the Balenciaga Show in Paris
9/27/2012 - Yogi Lauren Imparato Is Here and Answering Your Enlightenment-Related Questions
9/27/2012 - Could This 'Younger, Happier' Mona Lisa Be a Legit Da Vinci?
9/27/2012 - Teacher Posting Creepshots of High School Students to Reddit Rightfully Fired, But Perv Forum Still Exists
9/27/2012 - Dolce & Gabbana Shows Racist 'Mammy' Earrings and Fabric Prints
9/27/2012 - Rethinking the Blow Job: Condoms or Gonorrhea? Take Your Pick
9/27/2012 - Drunken Cornell Students Troll the
New York Times
9/27/2012 - Congressional Candidate Mia Love Is 'Disappointed But Not Surprised' by Racist Mail
9/27/2012 - Massachusetts Officials to Appeal Inmate’s Sex Reassignment, Obviously
9/27/2012 - Sons Are Leaving Fetal Cells All Up in Their Moms’ Brains, Which May Be Really Good or Really Bad
9/27/2012 - Dr. Tiller's Former Abortion Clinic is Reopening For Business
9/27/2012 - Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's But They Did Not Make Out
9/27/2012 - 10 of the Top Spa and Wellness Retreats in the World
9/26/2012 - Jeffrey Eugenides on Female Authors and Jodi Picoult’s ‘Belly-Aching’
9/26/2012 - New Tegan and Sara Song Is Debilitatingly Catchy
9/26/2012 - Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Make It Rain This Election Cycle
9/26/2012 - Even Myanmar's President Wants Hillary Clinton's Autograph
9/26/2012 - A U.S. Army General Has Been Charged with a Laundry List of Sex Offenses
9/26/2012 - Ke$ha on Having Sex with a Ghost: 'I Had Sex with a Ghost.'
9/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Bold Statement for Your Personal Essay
9/26/2012 - Mona Eltahawy Has No Regrets About Spray Painting Over That 'Racist Piece of Shit' Subway Advertisement
9/26/2012 - Baby Gibbon in a Diaper Is a Total Dick to This Poor Cat
9/26/2012 - All Your Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away All Your Food.
9/26/2012 - Which Idiotic Lady Football Fan Stereotype Are You?
9/26/2012 - NBC Has Awful Sounding
Wuthering Heights
Adaptation in the Works
9/26/2012 - Gareth Pugh, for the Goth Leeloo Multipass Intergalactic Badass in You
9/26/2012 - Smuggling Cocaine in Your Weave Is the Awesomest Terrible Idea Ever
9/26/2012 - Booting Ann Curry from the Today Show Was 'Absolutely My Call,' Says Guy
9/26/2012 - The Weight Watchers Life Trajectory
9/26/2012 - Let Gabe Liedman Be Your Friend
9/26/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: RPatz and KStew Are Faking Their Reunion, Duh
9/26/2012 - New Fancy Yogurt Cafe Makes Me Feel So Many Things
9/26/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
9/26/2012 - Twitter's Newest Conservative Trend: Pictures of Little Girls With Guns
9/26/2012 - And Here We Have a 'Sexy Little Geisha' Outfit From Victoria's Secret
9/26/2012 - Illinois Pharmacists Can Now Legally Refuse to Sell You Plan B Because of Religious Beliefs
9/26/2012 - Reddit Users Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman, Get Righteously Schooled
9/26/2012 - Journalist Mona Eltahawy Arrested For Defacing Anti-Islam Subway Ads
9/26/2012 - 8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good for Both You and Society
9/26/2012 - Mitt Romney Is Actually a Heartthrob Superhero, You Guys
9/26/2012 - Teen Embroiled in Horrifying Joint Custody Battle With Her Rapist
9/26/2012 - Poop Transplant Saves Woman's Life
9/26/2012 - When the World Is Your Therapist: Lady Gaga's Eating Disorder Is a Double-Edged Sword
9/26/2012 - Who the Hell Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck Think She Is, Asking the President a Question Like That?
9/26/2012 - France Is So Avant Garde That It Is Officially Retiring the Words ‘Mother’ and ‘Father’
9/26/2012 - The Infamous Cat Parasite Can Actually Make You More Outgoing, Says Science
9/26/2012 - Nurses’ Assistant Purloins Wedding Rings, Sentenced to Five Years in Prison
9/26/2012 - Airline’s Baby-Free ‘Quiet Zone’ Doesn’t Really Guarantee Much Quiet
9/26/2012 - Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's Christmas Dinner?
9/25/2012 - Urban Coyotes Are 100-Percent, Disney-Movie Monogamous
9/25/2012 - Absurdly Cute Corgi Puppy Fights His Arch-Nemesis, the Dastardly Doorstop
9/25/2012 - A Small Town in North Texas Now Lets School Administrators Paddle Children of the Opposite Sex
9/25/2012 - Even Luigi Is In Awe of Gabby Douglas' Leaping Abilities
9/25/2012 - Southern California Parents Say They So Did Not Try to Frame a PTA Rival by Planting Drugs in Her Car
9/25/2012 - Paris Jackson Has a Boyfriend, Maybe! Overprotective Nation Gears Up to Hunt Him Down If He Hurts That Little Girl, We Swear to God
9/25/2012 - Comment of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking!
9/25/2012 - Let's Round Out the Day with an Darling Interspecies Cuddle
9/25/2012 - The Delightfully Cranky Ellen Barkin Is Too Old and Bored to Care About Exercise
9/25/2012 - Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death
9/25/2012 - Known Hot Person John Cho Was Once Dissed by Known Asshole Morrissey
9/25/2012 - Canadian Dad Admits to Having Favorite Son; Internet Falls to the Floor Weeping With Lack of Context
9/25/2012 - Wonder Woman Storms onto the 40th Anniversary Cover of
Ms.
Magazine
9/25/2012 - Asshole Teens Vote Girl to Homecoming Court as a Joke, Proving We've Learned Nothing from
Carrie
9/25/2012 - What Is It With Women and
Law & Order: SVU
?
9/25/2012 - BAMF Madeleine Albright Wows Audience With Her Drum Skills at International Jazz Competition
9/25/2012 - Why Is It So Hard to Say 'I Can't Afford That'?
9/25/2012 - University of Montana Gets $300K Grant to Fight Violence Against Women
9/25/2012 - Cookie Monster and Grover Reenact
The Hunger Games
, This Time with More Cookies
9/25/2012 - 'Her Whole Fucking Ass Was Sticking Out': Sofia Vergara's Fiancé Is a Total Dick
9/25/2012 - Today's the Last Day Todd Akin Can Legitimately Drop Out of the Senate Race
9/25/2012 - Newsflash: Women Really Benefit From Contraception
9/25/2012 - ‘Bulimia and Anorexia Since I Was 15’: Lady Gaga Responds to ‘Fat’ Headlines With Half-Naked Pics and a Confession
9/25/2012 - Watch POTUS and FLOTUS Make Their Genuinely Adorable Appearance on
The View
9/25/2012 - Bible-Toting High School Cheerleaders Continue Futile Quest to Get God to Care About Football
9/25/2012 - Carrie Underwood Gives Concert-Going Tween His Very First Kiss
9/25/2012 - Karmin — a Group That Is 50% Male and Does Not Rock — Wins
Rolling Stone
's Women Who Rock Contest
9/25/2012 - Awesome Woman Traverses 18,000 Miles of American Wilderness With Little More Than Her Horses, a Dog and a Sombrero
9/25/2012 - Your Abortion Probably Killed the Next Justin Bieber
9/25/2012 - Pussy Riot Speaks From Prison: 'Did Auschwitz Have VIP Death Lounges?'
9/25/2012 - Gross 24-Year-Old Chinese Popstar Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl
9/25/2012 - Older Mothers Can Get Really Stressed Out If They Don’t Receive Care from Their Favorite Kid
9/25/2012 - Wait, Why Is Lauren Conrad a Person We Talk About Again?
9/25/2012 - Staffer Poses as a Lady Blogger to Defend Assemblyman Against Sexual Harassment Scandal
9/25/2012 - Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant Again
9/24/2012 - The Best Part About Living to 107 Is the Fancy Birthday Party
9/24/2012 - Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in a Narrow Box, Freaks Out
9/24/2012 - Queen Elizabeth Approves the Royal Collection’s Purchase of Four Warhol Portraits
9/24/2012 - Okay, Amateur Body Language Experts, Have At It
9/24/2012 - Miss Subway Exhibit Will Grace Brooklyn’s Transit Museum Next Month
9/24/2012 - Comment of the Day: Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town
9/24/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Rushed to Hospital with Lung Infection
9/24/2012 - Nikki Finke Wants Sitcoms to Stop Hiring Beautiful Actresses and Give the Uglies a Chance
9/24/2012 - When You're Lost Out There and You're All Alone, There's a
Full House
Reunion to Carry You Home
9/24/2012 - NYC Bowling Alley Makes Fun of Rape While City Sexual Assault Rates Climb
9/24/2012 -
Real Housewives of NJ
Producer Reveals Just How Far Reality TV Will Go to Manufacture Drama
9/24/2012 - Texas Sheriff's Department Tells Fiona Apple to 'Shut Up and Sing'
9/24/2012 - Dolce & Gabbana, for the Kooky, Carnival-Loving Italian Grandma in You
9/24/2012 - Stars Are Just Like Us: Lady Gaga Likes to Get Stoned and Watch Disney Movies
9/24/2012 - Facebook Increasingly Determined to Ruin the Only Fun Thing About Facebook: Stalking
9/24/2012 - Short Film Goes Behind the Wheel with Female Cab Drivers
9/24/2012 - 'Those Eyelashes Look Fucking Ridiculous' and Other Horrid Insults From This Insane Benefit Cosmetics Ad
9/24/2012 - Adorable Cat Thinks Owner Looks Better Without Glasses
9/24/2012 - It's Hard Enough to Be a Fat Kid Without the Government Telling You You're an Epidemic
9/24/2012 - Man Arrested After Attempting to Make Sweet, Sweet Love to Dirty Old Couch
9/24/2012 - Charitable Crowdsourcing Is Great — Provided You Have the Money, Time, and Know-How
9/24/2012 - Idiot Christian Sex Lecturer Uses Carrots and Donuts, Calls Lesbianism a 'Pastry Party'
9/24/2012 - What You Need to Know About the Groundbreaking New Breast Cancer Study
9/24/2012 - Sofia Vergara's Naked Ass Made an Unscheduled Appearance at the Emmys
9/24/2012 - Ann Romney's Beautiful Head of Hair Really Just Wants to Hang With Beyoncé
9/24/2012 - Where Are All the Women of Wikipedia?
9/24/2012 - Plastic Surgery, Divorce and Drama Galore: The Return of the Beverly Hills
Housewives
9/24/2012 - Nancy Pelosi Totally Pushed the Mute Button on a Call With Barack Obama, Allegedly
9/24/2012 - Research Cautiously Suggests That a Certain Class of Breast Cancer Is Similar to Ovarian Cancer
9/24/2012 - Texas Teen 'Covered in Bruises' Following Paddling by Her Male Vice Principal
9/24/2012 - The Good, the Bad and the Abominably Ugly Fashions of the Emmys
9/24/2012 - The Latest Beauty Trend: Bagel Head
9/24/2012 - Newborn Panda Tragically Found Dead at National Zoo
9/24/2012 - J.K. Rowling Has So Far Avoided
Fifty Shades of Grey
9/24/2012 - Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Dangerous
9/24/2012 - Chicago Politician Really Pissed That Chick-fil-A President ‘Took Back’ Decision to Stop Funding Anti-Gay Groups
9/24/2012 - Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit
9/23/2012 - Now You Can Wear a Tail That Syncs to Your Brain
9/23/2012 - New York City Launches Plan B Pilot Program in 13 Schools, Only Some Pearl-Clutching Ensues
9/23/2012 - Baby Completely Mellows Out After Hearing the
Star Wars
Theme
9/23/2012 - Jennifer Westfeldt Also Finds Jon Hamm to Be Unreasonably Handsome
9/23/2012 - Turkish Divers Accidentally Save an Inflatable Sex Doll from Drowning
9/23/2012 - Awful-Sounding Feminine Bleaching Products Are Gaining Popularity Across Southeast Asia
9/23/2012 - Sunday Night Soirée: Put On Your Fancy Pajamas for the Emmys
9/23/2012 - Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana Went to the Movies, Are Probably in Looooove Again
9/23/2012 - Chivalrous Gentleman Bret Easton Ellis Sort of Defends Paris Hilton’s Grindr Commentary
9/23/2012 - Dancing Cheek to Cheek
9/23/2012 - Bill Clinton May Have ‘No Idea’ If Hillary Will Run for President, but He Now Has a ‘Bromance’ with Barack Obama
9/23/2012 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt Loses His Shirt in a
Magic Mike
Monologue
9/23/2012 - Thanks to the Drought, Cows Are Eating Candy and Cookies Faster Than a Halloween Slumber Party
9/23/2012 - Cat Brought in for Flea Bath Accidentally Gets Euthanized
9/23/2012 - Sharon Stone Really Hopes This Double Mint Commercial Goes Well
9/23/2012 - Americans Are Sleeping Too Much, Ruining Their Lives
9/23/2012 - Boxes of Imelda Marcos’ Fancy Shoes Found Growing Mold in a Philippine Museum
9/23/2012 - This Puppy Will Admonish You for Not Petting Him
9/23/2012 - An Early Oktoberfest Entry in the Embarrassing Family Photo Album
9/23/2012 - Paul Ryan Promises to Undo Contraception Mandate, Be Awesome at Space Travel
9/23/2012 - Some Squeamish Republicans Want to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons
9/23/2012 - Fiona Apple Tells Concert-Goers How Much It Sucks to Stay in a Texas Jail
9/22/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Joan Jett Wants You To Touch Her There
9/22/2012 - Thigh'll Catch You When You Fall
9/22/2012 - Young Women Using Social Media To Normalize And Demand More Plus-Size Options
9/22/2012 - It Costs More To Be A Financially-Illiterate Woman Than A Man
9/22/2012 - Cats Perturbed By "Gangnam Style"
9/22/2012 - What You Need To Know About The Pregnant Workers Fairness Act
9/22/2012 - Get Ready To "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
9/22/2012 - Iranian Women Banned From 77 College Majors Because They Were Getting Too Darn Educated
9/22/2012 - Geena Davis Cites The Feminist Implications of
I Dream Of Jeannie
9/22/2012 - Dear Gwen Stefani, Please Mentor Miley Cyrus
9/22/2012 - Men Worse Than Women At Identifying Shades of Color, Invent Names Like "Breen"
9/22/2012 - Meet Kiara: Mostly Lion, A Little Bit Tiger, Entirely Adorable
9/22/2012 - Dina Lohan Admits She's The Mama Rose To Lindsay's Gypsy Rose Shitfaced
9/21/2012 - LMFAO Calls It Quits, Nation Responds with a Resounding, 'Sssh, I'm Trying to Watch Chopped'
9/21/2012 - Physicians Advise Offering IUDs to Teenagers Because Duh
9/21/2012 - Baby Panda Adorably Yawns Through Medical Exam
9/21/2012 - Jackie Collins' Raciness Once Got Her Banned in Australia
9/21/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
9/21/2012 - The Night Belongs to Faith Hill
9/21/2012 - Ann Romney Wants You Meanies to Leave Her Husband Alone
9/21/2012 - A Reaction To The Backlash Against Mindy Kaling
9/21/2012 - Elle Fanning Plays a Coy Wood Nymph for Lolita Lempicka Perfume
9/21/2012 - TGIF!
9/21/2012 - 14-Year-Old Model Is a Major Violation of
Vogue
's Age Pledge
9/21/2012 - Lady Gaga Allegedly Ordered to Lose Weight
9/21/2012 - Super Hot Women More Likely to Have Super Painful Endometriosis
9/21/2012 - Kim Zolciak Missing from Atlanta
Housewives
Season 5 Promo Photos
9/21/2012 - Why it Matters that Tagg Romney's Surrogacy Agreement Was Pro-Choice
9/21/2012 - Tim Tebow Tells
Vogue
His Perfect Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile
9/21/2012 - Have You Heard Michael Jackson's Unreleased Abortion Jingle?
9/21/2012 - Here's That Horrifying TLC Documentary
Half-Ton Killer?
That You Didn't Ask For (or Maybe You Did)
9/21/2012 - Prada, for the Origami-Loving Sixties Mod in You
9/21/2012 - Women Pay Way More Over a Lifetime to Borrow Money than Men
9/21/2012 - Celebs Channel Black Swan and the Rare Red Swan at the New York City Ballet Gala
9/21/2012 - Rush Limbaugh Blames 'Feminazis' For His Tiny Penis
9/21/2012 - James Bond Attempts to Make Beer Thrilling and Sexy
9/21/2012 - Two Hilarious (and Depressing) Takes on Voter I.D. Laws, Courtesy of Sarah Silverman and
The Simpsons
9/21/2012 - Life Is a Rom-Com: Man Travels to Ireland to Find Woman He Talked to for 5 Minutes
9/21/2012 - Life Expectancy Drops for Uneducated White Women
9/21/2012 - Oh My God Please Stop Taking Your Wedding Pictures in the Middle of the Street
9/21/2012 - Band of Homeless Men Stop a Creep from Sexually Assaulting a 15-Year-Old Girl
9/21/2012 - It’s Sort of Official: Chocolate Is a Highly Addictive Drug
9/21/2012 - Tig Notaro Talks to Conan About Her Breast Cancer: 'My Prognosis Is Great'
9/21/2012 - Porny Pinterest Photos Will Now Be Marked as Spam
9/21/2012 - Watch Lindsay Lohan in the Craptastic
Liz & Dick
Trailer
9/20/2012 - New Orleans Pastor Sues the City for His Right to Shout Gay Slurs on Bourbon Street
9/20/2012 - At Long Last, Video Proof That Cats Strike Smarter Poses than Dogs
9/20/2012 -
Marcel the Shell
Creator Jenny Slate Is Working on a Top-Secret
Looney Tunes
Movie
9/20/2012 - How Do
You
Like It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
9/20/2012 - Amish Beard-Cutting Brigade Has Been Convicted, Will Make a Lot of Candles in Prison
9/20/2012 - Katie Holmes Says Suri Is Not Totally Pumped About Her Parents' Divorce
9/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: Some Helpful Directions for Finding ‘Concerned Mom’
9/20/2012 - Tiny Chameleon Washes His Hands for Flu Season
9/20/2012 - Lena Dunham Is Launching the 'Free Fiona' Protest
9/20/2012 - Surprise! World's Stealthiest Baby Emerges from British Soldier in Afghanistan
9/20/2012 - In What Universe Is Christina Hendricks' Body an 'Imperfection'?
9/20/2012 - Want Welfare in New Mexico? Better Be Ready to Prove You Were 'Forcibly Raped'
9/20/2012 - Meet the My Little Pony of Your Nightmares
9/20/2012 - Amy Poehler on Raising Boys: 'Sometimes You Need to Straight Up Yell at Them'
9/20/2012 -
Fortune
Finds 50 Women Who Haven't Been Mommy-Tracked or Forced Out of Business
9/20/2012 - The First Teaser From Solange Knowles' New Album Is Here!
9/20/2012 - Academic Scientists Are Seriously Biased Against Women and There’s Science to Prove It
9/20/2012 - Do You Hear the Actors Sing? It's a
Les Mis
Featurette!
9/20/2012 - Activists Want Tuna Taken Off School Lunch Menus After Mercury Levels Discovered to Be Bonkers
9/20/2012 - Get Your New Nickname with the Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator
9/20/2012 - Did Mitt Romney Seriously Just Wear Brownface to Appear on Univision?
9/20/2012 - Gucci's Spring 2013 Collection: Bold, Brilliant and Beautiful
9/20/2012 - Fiona Apple Arrested for Marijuana Possession
9/20/2012 - Babies, Khakis and Minivans: Meet the Women Behind those 'Concerned Mom' Political Ads
9/20/2012 - The
Beautiful Creatures
Trailer: One Big Room Full of Bad Witches
9/20/2012 - George Michael Is On The Cover Of
Vogue
Paris And The 90s Are Really, Really Back
9/20/2012 - Shut The Fuck Up About Lady Gaga's Weight
9/20/2012 - Backstreet's Back and Hawking Jeans for Old Navy
9/20/2012 - Jesus Fresco-Ruining Lady Would Like to be Paid Now, Please
9/20/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Struggles With Bodily Functions
9/20/2012 - Being a Teacher in China Sounds a Little Like Being in the Mafia
9/20/2012 - Adorable Brit Emma Watson Cannot Crack the American Mystery of the Olive Garden
9/20/2012 - Researchers Want You to Know that Facebook Creeping on Your Ex Is a Terrible Way to Move On
9/20/2012 - And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively
9/19/2012 - Iran Considers Opening Access to Spouse-Finding Websites Because Marriage Is Falling Out of Vogue
9/19/2012 - Piglets May Have Best Surrogate Parents Ever
9/19/2012 - Too Many Young Women Have No Idea How Contraception Works
9/19/2012 - Molly Sims Gives Out Diapers, Peek-a-Boos
9/19/2012 - Actress from
Innocence of Muslims
Suing Film’s Producer and YouTube for Making Her Life Miserable
9/19/2012 - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Stood Near Each Other and Looked Nauseous, Proving that True Love Isn't a Lie After All
9/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: Jesus Clearly Does Not Care About His Facebook Friends
9/19/2012 - Adorable Puppy Trying to Eat a Sour Lemon Is Surprisingly Sweet
9/19/2012 - The Odds Are in Her Favor: Elizabeth Banks Is on the Set of
Catching Fire
9/19/2012 - In Case You Haven't Barfed Today, Here Comes the Stupidest Fox News Article of All Time
9/19/2012 - Be Clog Our Hearts: Nick Offerman Does a Slam Poem About Bacon
9/19/2012 - The 10 Best Things to Do Drunk at Disney World
9/19/2012 - Female Soldiers Finally Get Their Own Body Armor
9/19/2012 - Paris Hilton, Celery Sticks, and Sequins: Behind the Scenes at New York Fashion Week
9/19/2012 - Women Speak Drastically Less When They're Surrounded by Dudes. And That's Bad.
9/19/2012 - It's Admirable That Snoop Dogg Smokes Weed With His Son
9/19/2012 - Is a Pervy High School Teacher Posting 'Sexy' Underage Students' Photos on Reddit?
9/19/2012 - Here's That Kanye West-
Saved By The Bell
Mashup You Were Waiting For
9/19/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton's Unborn Twins Return to the Spotlight
9/19/2012 - Susan Sarandon’s Favorite Movie Is Mitt Romney’s Campaign
9/19/2012 - Did
Vogue
Already Violate Its Policy Against Hiring Underaged Models?
9/19/2012 - Chick-fil-A Owners to Stop Funding Anti-Gay Groups, Will Still Be Keeping All That Bigot Protest Cash
9/19/2012 - Ann Romney Will Inevitably Annoy Voters, Says Mitt Romney
9/19/2012 - Your Boyfriend Adam Scott Dissects the Lyrics of 'Ice Ice Baby'
9/19/2012 - 19-Year-Old Woman Is Africa's Youngest Legislator
9/19/2012 - Being Really Into TV Romances Makes People a Little Weird About Real-Life Relationships
9/19/2012 - The Rise of the Needy Man
9/19/2012 - Jesus Waits 2,000 Years to Casually Mention He's Married
9/19/2012 - Pussy Riot's Lives Threatened by Prison Employees
9/19/2012 - Disney to Finally Serve Booze at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando
9/19/2012 - ‘Bad’ Moms Far Outnumber ‘Bad’ Dads on the Internet
9/19/2012 - Gender Gap in TV Writers' Rooms Becoming Slightly Less Enormous
9/19/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the Usual
9/18/2012 - Research Suggests That Pacifiers Help Turn Baby Boys Into Emotionless Robocops Later in Life
9/18/2012 - Andy Samberg Plays a British Father's Worst Hippie Nightmare on New BBC Show
Cuckoo
9/18/2012 - America Is Facing an Obesity Dystopia in 2030
9/18/2012 - Noted Street Magician Pink Performs Incredible Hovering Trick
9/18/2012 - Swedish Doctors Carry-Out First Successful Mother-Daughter Uterus Transplant Twice, Just to Show Off
9/18/2012 - Tori Spelling Is in the Hospital Following Childbirth Complications
9/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Nuances of Todd Akin’s Relationship with the GOP
9/18/2012 - Parker Posey Will Teach You to Give the Perfect Emmy Acceptance Speech
9/18/2012 - Jay Z Is All Set for His Dinner with You and Barack Obama
9/18/2012 - Jon Hamm Gets His Sleazy Director On in Aimee Mann's New Video
9/18/2012 - Urban Americans Are Thinner than Rural Americans
9/18/2012 - 'I Like the Way the Fur Feels': One Man's Impassioned Defense of Donkey-Rape
9/18/2012 - Aw, Leslie Knope Gets to Rub Elbows with Her Political Heroes
9/18/2012 - Amanda Bynes: The Breakdown of a Meltdown
9/18/2012 - Idiot Vandals Paint the Word ‘Bicth’ on Woman’s Car
9/18/2012 - Pulled 'Women for Akin' Ad Somehow Manages to Make Todd Akin Seem Even Worse
9/18/2012 - The 'California Accent' Is Hella a Thing
9/18/2012 - Soccer Team Wants Only Female Flight Attendants, Because Ladies Are Way Less Annoying
9/18/2012 - 19 Surprising Facts About Toddlers
9/18/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Boringly Makes Fun of Boring Life in Boring Commercial
9/18/2012 - Adele Asks Burberry To Make Plus-Size Clothes
9/18/2012 - Abortions Increase By 25% in Totally Pro-Life Arizona
9/18/2012 - David Letterman Asks Mindy Kaling if She's Ever Drunk Herself Into Oblivion
9/18/2012 - Are Father/Daughter Dances Sexist?
9/18/2012 - Science Proves That Thinness Is Deadlier Than Obesity
9/18/2012 - Sorry, Cool Parents: Letting Kids Taste Alcohol May Turn 'Em Into Teenage Boozehounds
9/18/2012 - Chris O'Dowd Hangs Out with Topless Women on Trampolines for Men's Breast Cancer Awareness
9/18/2012 - Restaurant Cancels Same-Sex Couple’s Rehearsal Dinner Because the Gays Ruin Feng Shui, Apparently
9/18/2012 - Lulli Akin Stupidly Compares GOP’s Abandonment of Her Husband to Revolutionary War Rape
9/18/2012 - Kate Middleton Got Giggly As She Greeted Topless Islanders
9/17/2012 - More Research on Gender Vision Finds That Men See in Shades of Car and Women See in Shades of Bird
9/17/2012 - And Now for a Handsome Fella Playing with Maxi Pads
9/17/2012 - American Kids Are Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
9/17/2012 - FLOTUS Takes a Strong Stance on Silly Dance
9/17/2012 - Fake ‘Former Obama Supporter’ Pranks Gretchen Carlson, Proves That Fox Has No Fact-Checkers
9/17/2012 - Olympic Medalist Shaun White Charged with Being a Violent Drunken Nightmare Person
9/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: Only the Best Ointment for Rafalca’s Hemorrhoids
9/17/2012 - Cat Competes in the Olympics of Cute
9/17/2012 - Noted Misogynist Fuckwad Donald Trump Has an Opinion on Kate Middleton's Topless Photos (Of Course)
9/17/2012 - Volunteer Ninjas in London Movie Theater Sound Utterly Terrifying
9/17/2012 - Burberry, for the Crinkly Candy Wrapper-Loving, Trouser-Eschewing Ladylike Lady in You
9/17/2012 - YOLO: It's Not Just for the Youngs
9/17/2012 - Treat Yo' Self:
Parks and Rec
's Donna Is About to Get Twitter Famous
9/17/2012 - Watch the Best of the Worst Moments of Dina Lohan's
Dr. Phil
Interview
9/17/2012 - Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Fifties Housewife on Acid in You
9/17/2012 - Secret Video Reveals that Mitt Romney Actually Hates You
9/17/2012 - Cat Marnell Is Selling Leggings
9/17/2012 - More Research Finds that Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Use Condoms
9/17/2012 - Ryan Lochte, Professor of Jeahcology, Issues Emergency Edict Regarding Ryan Lochte
SNL
Sketch
9/17/2012 - Rihanna Tweets About, Then Deletes, Second
Vogue
Cover
9/17/2012 - Fraggles Highjack Ben Fold's Recording Session in Charming New Video
9/17/2012 - How Young Is Too Young for Leopard Print Bikinis?
9/17/2012 - Rick Santorum Finally Publicly Acknowledges that Values Voters are Idiots
9/17/2012 - New York Fashion Week by the Numbers: More Models Of Color Are Working
9/17/2012 - Reddit Users Go Rogue, Revolt Against 'Sick' Child Porn Forums
9/17/2012 - Awesome New Program Aims to Connect Young Women with STEM Mentors
9/17/2012 - The Week in Gaga
9/17/2012 - $13,000-a-Jar Moisturizer Will Help Your Skin Cells 'Radiate Light'
9/17/2012 - Why Do Women Who Test-Drive Big Breasts Decide to Go Even Bigger?
9/17/2012 - Strippers Get Face-Warpingly Disturbing in Frank Ocean's Trippy New Video [NSFW]
9/17/2012 - Rodeo Announcer Says Michelle Obama Belongs in
National Geographic
Magazine [Updated]
9/17/2012 - Openly Gay Actor Rupert Everett 'Can't Think of Anything Worse' Than Two Gay Dads
9/17/2012 - Research Suggests That People Who Believe in Luck Are Too Full of Malaise to Exercise
9/17/2012 - Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television
9/16/2012 - Harrison Ford Tells Hilarious Broccoli Joke, Disappointingly Does Not Announce Candidacy for President
9/16/2012 - Looks Like School’s Out for at Least a Few More Days in Chicago
9/16/2012 - Mariah Prepares to Judge, Host and Win
American Idol
9/16/2012 - Minnesota University Drawing Scrutiny for Inviting Transgender Photographer Loren Cameron to Campus
9/16/2012 -
The Details
Puts a Philandering Tobey Maguire in Suburban Hell
9/16/2012 - Girl’s Pink Playhouse Incites Georgia Homeowners Association to Embark on Legal Crusade
9/16/2012 - Everybody Freak Out: It's a Salvador Dalí Bikini Shoot
9/16/2012 - Lions Keep Their Eyes Open Even When They're Making Out
9/16/2012 - Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Some Lucky Guy’s Leg
9/16/2012 - Facebook Comments Are Way More Influential than Your Lame 'About Me' Section
9/16/2012 - About 100 Lingerie Shops in Saudi Arabia Close for Having Dudes on Staff
9/16/2012 - College Taught Jeffrey Eugenides That Porn Has Nothing to Do with Real-Life Sex
9/16/2012 -
Vampire Dog
Might Be the Biggest Missed Opportunity in Movie History
9/16/2012 - It's a Thighing Purple People Eater!
9/16/2012 - Wacky Jackie Kerouac’s Girlfriend Confirms That the Legend About Him Not Revising
On the Road
Is Bullshit
9/16/2012 - Komen Sees Significant and Predictable Decline in Ohio’s Race for the Cure Participation
9/16/2012 - Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to the Weekend Update
9/16/2012 - Bucharest Sure Does Appreciate a Fancy Parade
9/16/2012 - High School’s Awful ‘Prey and Predator Day’ Lets Guys Dress in Camo While Girls Dress in Animal Print
9/16/2012 - Cool Boss Marissa Mayer Is Giving New Smartphones to Yahoo Employees
9/16/2012 - Keep All Your Phalanges Crossed: Robsten Might Be Back On
9/15/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Here's Why You Don't Fuck Near A Parrot
9/15/2012 - A Hug From FLOTUS Is The
Real
Gold Medal
9/15/2012 - FDA Yells At Lancôme For Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug
9/15/2012 - Lana Del Rey Stars In A Very Lynchian H&M Ad
9/15/2012 - The New Yorker Review of Naomi Wolf's
Vagina: A Biography
Contains Unexpectedly Delightful Passage
9/15/2012 - Ladies Who Read The Nutrition Labels On Food Weigh Less Than Those Who Don't
9/15/2012 - Never Met A Glute Like You Before
9/15/2012 - Paul Frank Actually Doing a Good Job Apologizing For That Racist "Dream Catchin'" Theme Party
9/15/2012 - You Should Probably Be Following This "White Male Privilege" Twitter Feed
9/15/2012 - Mitt Romney Reveals Crucial Stance On Snooki vs. Honey Boo-Boo
9/15/2012 - Lady Gaga Makes Understated Entrance at Macy's
9/15/2012 - Being Single Is Expensive As Shit: Was Common Sense, Is Now Proven
9/15/2012 - Let These Black Bear Cubs Playing On Rope Swings Remind You What Childhood Is
9/15/2012 - There's A Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Dad
9/14/2012 - Retail Vigilante Slapping 'This Man Beats Women' Stickers on Chris Brown Albums
9/14/2012 - Ryan Lochte Put His Hand On Anna Wintour's Knee
9/14/2012 - Warning: Baby Sloth Drinking Milk May Cause a Slow-Mo Cute Attack
9/14/2012 - Uh-Oh, Lindsay Lohan Is Channeling Mommy Dina
9/14/2012 - Political Erotic Slashfiction Contest is the Best Terrible Idea Ever
9/14/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
9/14/2012 - The Night Belongs to Amy Winehouse
9/14/2012 - Bionic Hero-Cockroaches Might Become First Responders in Natural Disasters
9/14/2012 - As Rio Gains Fashion Cred, Transgender Models Might Get Lost in the Shuffle
9/14/2012 - Major News Outlet Wants Feminist Author to Explain How She Lost the Baby Weight
9/14/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence's
W
Cover is for the Birds
9/14/2012 - Values Voters Would Love it if Ladies Could Refrain From Dressing Like Whores
9/14/2012 - TGIF!
9/14/2012 - Gender, Power, and Chris Brown’s Battered Woman Tattoo
9/14/2012 - Calvin Klein, for the Stoic, Color-Shunning Zen Minimalist in You
9/14/2012 - Cat Marnell Schools Us on Angel Dust
9/14/2012 - Samuel L. Jackson to Use String of Expletives to Urge Americans to Vote for President Obama
9/14/2012 - Terrifying PSA Turns Drunk Parents Into Literal Monsters
9/14/2012 - 3 Stupid Ways to Talk About the Chicago Teachers Union Strike
9/14/2012 - 82-Year-Old Nun Breaks into the 'Fort Knox of Uranium' to Expose Lax Security
9/14/2012 - Mitt Romney Thinks Middle Income Is Between $200K and $250K
9/14/2012 - The Explicit, Anatomically Correct 'Tee of Life' Will Haunt Your Dreams (NSFW?)
9/14/2012 - Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Professional Success for Failed Marriage
9/14/2012 - Male Killer Whales Are the Biggest Mama’s Boys of the Animal Kingdom
9/14/2012 - Ralph Lauren, for the 1930s Vaquero-Loving Bullfight Enthusiast in You
9/14/2012 - Who Will Save Her Soul? Jewel Is Singing for Walmart
9/14/2012 - Do You Think She’s Pretty?
9/14/2012 - Embryo Adoption: This Is Really a Thing That Is Happening
9/14/2012 - Most Faithful Dog Ever Has Visited His Master’s Grave Every Night for Six Years
9/14/2012 - Twihard Conspiracy Theories: WHERE DID THOSE PHOTOS TAKEN?!?!
9/14/2012 - Genius Canadian App Generates Snappy Comebacks to Street Harassment
9/14/2012 - Holy Crap the Central Park Rape Suspect is Terrifying
9/14/2012 - Shocker: Topless Photos of Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Nipples
9/13/2012 - Coming to a Bar Near You: Pregnancy Test Vending Machines
9/13/2012 - Vegetarian Farms Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals
9/13/2012 - Scandalous Nipple on Sears’ Website Has Unleashed Smut on Innocent Shoppers (NSFW)
9/13/2012 - Jon Hamm's 'Awkward Moment' Face Is Perfect for a
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Cameo
9/13/2012 - John Kasich Praises the Heroic Laundering of Political Spouses Everywhere
9/13/2012 - Dina Lohan Slurs Her Way Through Disastrous Dr. Phil Interview
9/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: Republicans Have a Small Government Complex, Yo
9/13/2012 - Kitten Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind a Bit
9/13/2012 - Even Olivia Wilde Doesn't Get a Personal Beyonce Email
9/13/2012 - Meth-Addicted
Top Model
Alum Gets Help from Dr. Phil
9/13/2012 - Dear Beyoncé, Thank You for Inviting Me to Dinner
9/13/2012 - Woman Discovers Creepy Ex-Boyfriend Living in Her Attic: A Journey in Gifs
9/13/2012 - Proenza Schouler, for the Color-Blind Future-Dwelling Career Gal in You
9/13/2012 - Woman Injects Man's Penis with Silicone, Man Immediately Dies
9/13/2012 - Research Suggests That Women Can Overcome Disgust By Thinking Sexy Thoughts
9/13/2012 - I Lost A Hand To
Vogue
's Photoshopping
9/13/2012 - Five Tips for the Mansplainers in Your Life
9/13/2012 - Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, To Look "Skinny And Hot"
9/13/2012 - Why Do We Ignore Eating Disorders in Boys?
9/13/2012 - New Footage From
RuPaul’s All Stars Drag Race
Looks Sickening
9/13/2012 - We Are Witnessing The End of Snake Men
9/13/2012 - Popping Ibuprofen Every Time You're Hung Over Is Making You Go Deaf
9/13/2012 - McKayla Maroney Injured at the Second Stop of a 40-City Tour, Possibly Because Organizers Skimped On Padding
9/13/2012 - He's Made a Huge Mistake: Jason Bateman Keeps Leaking
Arrested Development
Spoilers
9/13/2012 - A Quick Horror Flick Viewing Makes Abstract Art Way More Awesome, Says Science
9/13/2012 - Marchesa, for the Rich, South Asia-Obsessed Oscar-Winning Actress In You
9/13/2012 - Want to Watch a Supercut of Celebrities Dropping the F-Bomb? Why the Fuck Not
9/13/2012 - Hobby Lobby Crafts Lawsuit to Keep Employees from Getting Slut Pills
9/13/2012 - Honey Boo Boo's Secret Family Recipe for 'Sketti'
9/13/2012 - 73-Year-Old Woman Raped in Central Park, Possibly As Some Sort of Sick Retaliation
9/13/2012 - Alabama Stubbornly Denies Licensing Application of Prospective Abortion Clinic Operator
9/13/2012 - Senators Introduce Awful Legislation to Block Same-Sex Unions from Military Bases
9/13/2012 - In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked Pot In Her Car
9/12/2012 - Dogs in Footwear Are Hilariously Distressed
9/12/2012 - Express Your Outrage About the Gender Pay Gap with These Pithy E-Cards
9/12/2012 - The LIRR Lost and Found Is a Magical Closet of Eclectic Treasure
9/12/2012 - Meanwhile, In London...
9/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: And Now, a Very Awkward Moment of Silence
9/12/2012 - Levi Johnston Spawns a Second Baby, Names It Gun-Face Johnston
9/12/2012 - Jon Kyl Opens His Talking Hole to Compare U.S. Embassy Statement to Victim Blaming a ‘Woman Who Got Raped’
9/12/2012 - Tired Old Cat Takes a Rest on a Bench
9/12/2012 - Tyra Banks Teaches Ryan Lochte How to Smize
9/12/2012 - McDonald's Menus to Begin Telling You How McBad-For-You the Food Is
9/12/2012 - The 16 Most Hideous Looks From Fashion Week
9/12/2012 - Girl with Bubonic Plague Goes to the Zoo
9/12/2012 - Reminder: Jezebel’s Third Annual Fashion Swap Meet is Tomorrow!
9/12/2012 - Lick It Up, Baby:
Heathers
Could Be Headed to Television
9/12/2012 - Teachers in the U.S. Seem to Be Getting a Raw Deal Compared to Teachers in the Rest of the Developed World
9/12/2012 - Watch a Beautiful Man in Makeup Do a Mesmerizing 2 Chainz Cover
9/12/2012 - Most Graphic Condom Ad Ever Features Fake Bukkake, For Some Reason
9/12/2012 - Taste Test: I Took a Candy Corn Oreo and Put It in My Mouth
9/12/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
9/12/2012 - Birther Convention Cancelled Because Not Enough Idjits Believe the President Was Born in Kenya
9/12/2012 - Amy Poehler Teaches You to Feel Better About Your Body
9/12/2012 - Shockingly, Undeserved Praise Improves Men’s Navigation Skills
9/12/2012 - Flesh-Eating Disease Victim Aimee Copeland on her Loss of Limbs: "It's Just How the Cookie Crumbles"
9/12/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Used Double Spanx and Makeup to Look Thinner on TV
9/12/2012 - Infamous List at Missouri High School Rattles Off Awful Rumors About Senior Girls
9/12/2012 - Genius Purse Will Charge Your Cell Phone Battery
9/12/2012 - What It’s Like to Be a Woman of Color in the Lingerie Industry
9/12/2012 -
Vanity Fair
Photoshoot Features Mika in Bizarre Tabletop Dancer Pose
9/12/2012 - Shockingly, Britney Spears,
Elle
Cover Model, Is Not That Into Fashion
9/12/2012 - Sarah Palin Would Like President Obama to Grow a Big Stick
9/12/2012 - How to Be Friends With a Congresswoman
9/12/2012 - Tavi Gevinson Teaches Jimmy Fallon How to Bitchface
9/12/2012 - Controversial
Time
Cover Mom is Back Breastfeeding on Yet Another Magazine Cover
9/12/2012 - European Parliament Not Thrilled That Euro Leaders Failed to Nominate a Single Woman for Central Bank Position
9/12/2012 - Former
Top Model
Has Face-Altering Meth Addiction
9/12/2012 - Mittbot Romney Cannot Compute that Gay People Have Families
9/12/2012 - Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians
9/11/2012 - ‘Catching Up On Sleep’ Isn’t a Thing and Your Circadian Clock Will Punish You If You Try It
9/11/2012 - Rebel Wilson's Rap Career Is Totally Next Level
9/11/2012 - Did Noted Turdblossom Karl Rove Warn Komen That It Was Making a Really Bad Decision?
9/11/2012 - These Thighs Were Made for Huggin'
9/11/2012 - Woman Treated to Early Halloween Surprise: A Creepy Ex-Boyfriend Sleeping in Her Heating Ducts
9/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: Here’s the Thing About Obese Pets
9/11/2012 - Today Show Skips 9/11 Coverage to Air Hard-Hitting Interview with Kris Jenner's Boobs
9/11/2012 - Rihanna Would Like You to 'RIHflect' on 9/11
9/11/2012 - Court Rules that Anti-Choice Law Can't Be Used to Prosecute Mother Who Aborted at Home
9/11/2012 - Slender Lorises Mistakenly Accept Invitation to Ill-Fated Pants Party
9/11/2012 -
SNL
's Taran Killam on his 'Call Your Girlfriend' Video: 'I'm a Robyn Lover'
9/11/2012 - How to Talk to Kids About Homosexuality: Tell Them Being Gay Is Just Like Overeating
9/11/2012 - These Shopping-Oriented Pyramid Schemes Lure in Ladies, Then Steal Their Friends, Cash, and Confidence
9/11/2012 - The Father of Emoticons Hates Emoji :(
9/11/2012 - Fuck All These Fucking Talent Shows.
9/11/2012 - In an Alternate Universe,
Titanic
's Jack Dawson Would Have Been Played by Elton from
Clueless
9/11/2012 - Tammy Baldwin Is a Totally Gross Lesbian for Daring Dance at Gay Pride Parade, Says Asshat Republican
9/11/2012 - Someone Got Slapped at the Zac Posen Runway Show
9/11/2012 - Hooters Hostess Gives Korean Couple Receipt That Reads 'Chinx'
9/11/2012 - Bestselling Fantasy Author Writes Icky Sexist Blog Posts
9/11/2012 - I Went Looking for Internet Cat Freaks, But Instead I Found Myself
9/11/2012 - Marijuana Might Be Bad for Balls, And Cocaine Might Be Good
9/11/2012 - You Don't Just Throw Like a Girl, You Throw Like a Girl With a Baby on her Hip
9/11/2012 - Meet Obie, the 77-lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Weight
9/11/2012 - It's Time to Stop Pretending Abortion and Birth Control Aren't Economic Issues
9/11/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Disrupts
Anderson
Interview, Thereby Making It 100 Times Better
9/11/2012 - Paul Frank Celebrated Fashion Week With a Racist, Native American-Themed Dream Catchin' Extravaganza
9/11/2012 - JCPenney Had to Dial Back Its Haircut Giveaway Because It Was Working Too Well
9/11/2012 - Gross Gynecologist Charged with Sexually Assaulting a Patient
9/11/2012 - Fare Thee Well? Michele Bachmann Suddenly in Danger of Losing Her Reelection Bid
9/11/2012 - Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other Tales of Terror
9/10/2012 - Filmmaker Makes a Compelling Case in Favor of NYC Soda Ban
9/10/2012 - Is This Bizarre Gym Ad Guilty of Bodybuilder Snarking?
9/10/2012 - Gay Couple Sues Catholic Diocese for Being Allegedly Bigoted About Real Estate Deals
9/10/2012 - So, Is
This
a Monster Mash?
9/10/2012 - Columbia University Impostor Arrested After Two Weeks of Being Creepy to Actual Freshman
9/10/2012 - Amanda Bynes Refuses to Stop Careening Around Los Angeles Like a Fucking Maniac
9/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: Hooters Strives for the Applebee's Golden Standard
9/10/2012 - Man Apologizes to Cat By Building Him a Cardboard Palace
9/10/2012 - Lucky Duck Andy Cohen Gets to Spend Quality Greenroom Time with Big Ang
9/10/2012 - 'Cold Feet' Is Totally a Thing, and It's Not Good
9/10/2012 - What Happens When Getting Pregnant Gets You Shitcanned?
9/10/2012 - Reminder: Jezebel’s Third Annual Fashion Swap Meet is Thursday
9/10/2012 - Hooters Devises a Rather Pathetic Plan to Lure Wives Inside Its Restaurants
9/10/2012 - Naomi Campbell Was the Surprise Guest on the Runway at the Pretty Pretty Zac Posen Show
9/10/2012 - Who Is Mitt Romney's Pop Culture Twin?
9/10/2012 - You Can Tell Evolutionary Psychology Isn't True Because It's Not True
9/10/2012 - Should Your Landlord Dictate Who Ends Up In Your Bed?
9/10/2012 - 109 Headlines About Jessica Simpson's Baby Weight
9/10/2012 - Google Instant Search Officially No Longer Discriminates Against Bisexuality
9/10/2012 - Original
Bachelorette
Trista Suffers Depression Following Plastic Surgery Makeover, Would Recommend It Anyway
9/10/2012 - When It Comes to Smoking, All the Cool Kids ARE Doing It
9/10/2012 -
SNL
Casts Two New Women, No New People of Color
9/10/2012 - Jay Z, Rihanna and Coldplay Close Out the Paralympic Ceremony with Beautiful Music
9/10/2012 - I'm a Porn Star, and if You Harass Me I Will Punch You in the Balls
9/10/2012 - School's Out In Chicago Thanks to a Massive Teacher's Union Strike
9/10/2012 - Taliban Spying on Soldiers By Pretending to be Sexy Ladies on Facebook
9/10/2012 - Diane Von Furstenberg Unveils Google Glasses
9/10/2012 - Men's Rights Activists Don't Deserve the Benefit of the Doubt
9/10/2012 - Prosecutor in Sexual Assault Case May Have Offered Defendants the Special High School Alumni Plea Deal
9/10/2012 - Republican Groups Still Supporting Todd Akin, All Secret-Like
9/10/2012 - Meet the Grump Who's Married to
Fifty Shades of Grey
's E.L. James
9/10/2012 - Sparkly Nail Polish, Katy Perry, and Frozen Eggs: Meet the Woman-Child
9/10/2012 - How Does Facebook Know You're Pregnant?
9/10/2012 - Vice President Biden Gently Nuzzles Biker Lady's Ear, For Freedom
9/10/2012 - Kirk Cameron Opens His Mouth Just Wide Enough to Accommodate His Stinky Foot
9/10/2012 - Mia Love Accidentally Confirms How Truly Awesomely Awful the GOP Approach to Women’s Healthcare Is
9/10/2012 - The Vaccine Opt-Out Rate Is Alarmingly High in California Private Schools
9/10/2012 - Serena Williams Celebrates in So Many Ways
9/10/2012 - Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field
9/9/2012 - If Nutella and Bacon Were Running Against Each Other for President, Who Would You Vote For?
9/9/2012 - Beyoncé Isn’t Actually Feuding with Kim Kardashian
9/9/2012 - POTUS Endures a Bear Hug from the Pizza Demographic
9/9/2012 - Ann Romney Insists That Mittens Does So Have Empathy
9/9/2012 - Tecate Warns Men Not to Upset Their Tear-Fountain Girlfriends By Calling Them Fat
9/9/2012 - Hollister Models Spread the Good Word About Board Shorts By Flipping-Off South Korean Customers
9/9/2012 - The Night Belongs to Elvis and His Gyrating Hips
9/9/2012 - The 2013 Prabal Gurung Spring Collection: A Pugilistic Overview
9/9/2012 - Pole Dancing Class for Kids Predictably Unnerves Anxious Adults
9/9/2012 - U.S. Gold Medalist Sprinter Tianna Madison Is Being Sued By Her Parents for Defamation
9/9/2012 - Thigh'm Coming for You, Murdoch
9/9/2012 - Germany’s Former First Lady Sues Google to Stop the Internet from Calling Her a Prostitute
9/9/2012 - Woman Might Have Luckily Bought a Renoir at a Flea Market for Fifty Bucks
9/9/2012 - Cats with Thumbs Are Lapping Up All the Dairy Products
9/9/2012 - Chicago’s ‘Milk Ladies’ Are Still Delivering Formula After 30 Years
9/9/2012 - Rep. Joe Walsh Tells Diner Patrons that Sandra Fluke Really Ought to ‘Get a Job’
9/9/2012 - Former
Newsweek
Revolutionary Lynn Povich Says That Workplace Gender Equality Still Has a Long Way to Go
9/9/2012 - Satellite Dish Barbie Isn't a Big Hit Overseas, Either
9/9/2012 - Penelope Cruz Wants to Reassure Downtrodden Spaniards That She’s Not Even a Little Bit Arrogant
9/8/2012 - Saturday Night Social: On Patsy Cline's Salt-And-Pepper Shaker Collection
9/8/2012 - Tennis Ball Snubbed By Anna Wintour And Bee Shaffer
9/8/2012 - Not Just Men, But Half Of Women Might Have Undiagnosed Sleep Apnea
9/8/2012 - France Altruistically Attempts To Teach Vagina Brains About The Internet
9/8/2012 - Here's How Hard It Is To Get A Pap Smear In Texas Without Planned Parenthood
9/8/2012 - Raise Thigh The Roof Beam, Carpenters
9/8/2012 - D.C. Has Those Lonely, Single Republican Wonks You Ordered
9/8/2012 - Elizabeth Warren Opposes Sex Reassignment Surgery for Transgendered Inmate
9/8/2012 -
Bachelorette
Writer-Director Leslye Headland: There Are No Happy Endings
9/8/2012 - Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper And The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
9/8/2012 - "Princess Scientist" Trend Actually Discouraging Girls From Pursuing Science
9/8/2012 - This Screaming Sheep Feels Things So You Don't Have To
9/8/2012 - Nicolas Cage's Hairline Denies Creeping on Vanessa Hudgens
9/7/2012 - Tom Cruise's Girlfriend Search Described as a 'Hush-Hush Mission' that Could 'Make the World a Better Place'
9/7/2012 - 20 Badass Quotes From the Women of the DNC
9/7/2012 - Lindsay Lohan, Woman of the People, Request a Tax Cut for Our Nation's Millionaires
9/7/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
9/7/2012 - The Night Belongs to Gloria Gaynor
9/7/2012 - Why Ann Romney Won't Answer Questions About Birth Control and Gay Marriage
9/7/2012 - Stranger on a Train: 'I Would Fucking Kill You Bitch'
9/7/2012 - Asshole Businessman Who Threatened to Rape and Kill Women Gets Four Years in Jail
9/7/2012 - How to Survive the Demise of Your Favorite Celebrity Couple
9/7/2012 - Moors, Heartbreak and Betrayal: The Breathtaking Trailer for
Wuthering Heights
9/7/2012 - Save the Date: Jezebel's Third Annual Fashion Swap Meet
9/7/2012 - All the Single Ladies Were Missing From the Republican and Democratic Conventions
9/7/2012 - Great. Breast Cancer Prevention May Lead to Breast Cancer
9/7/2012 - TGIF!
9/7/2012 -
Bachelorette
Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bitterness
9/7/2012 - Drunk Sex in the Penalty Box: More Details From Boston University's Hockey Team Sexual Assault Scandal
9/7/2012 - The World's No. 1 Junior Tennis Player, Taylor Townsend, Has Been Told to Slim Down
9/7/2012 - Designers Not Exactly Thrilled About Dressing Ann Romney
9/7/2012 - How to Tell Your Parents You're a Prostitute
9/7/2012 - The Five Articles You Read About Fashion Week
9/7/2012 - It's Your Fault If You're Sexually Assaulted by a Drunk Cop, and Other Lessons from Arizona
9/7/2012 - Pussy Riot Would Like to Thank You By Burning a Photo of Putin
9/7/2012 - Tampon Pellet Fuel Exists, and You Definitely Shouldn't Order Feminine Products from eBay
9/7/2012 - Democrat or Republican, We Can All Agree That the Obama Girls Are the Best
9/7/2012 - Some Idiot Asks Illinois Attn. Gen. Lisa Madigan Three Times If She Can Be a Mom and Be Governor at the Same Time
9/7/2012 - Supermodel Bar Refaeli Stars in Bizarre, Rapey Ad for New Israeli App
9/7/2012 - The Good, the Bad and the Very Ugly Clothes of the MTV Awards
9/7/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Gabrielle Giffords Leads the Pledge of Allegiance
9/7/2012 - Vladimir Putin Would Like You to Know That He's Totally Into Group Sex
9/7/2012 - Looks Like There Might Be a
Wonder Woman
TV Show After All
9/7/2012 - Kansas Residents Disapprove of ‘Sexting’ Statue
9/7/2012 - Nanny College Admits Its First Fully-Matriculated Dude Student in 120-Year History
9/7/2012 - Um, Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown Last Night at the MTV Awards
9/6/2012 - Safe Sex and Teen Pregnancy Score Some ‘Product Placement’ Spots on TV
9/6/2012 - Cheetah and Puppy Wrestle All Over Your Heart
9/6/2012 - Obese Pets Get Their Very Own
Heavy Weights
Camp, Sort Of
9/6/2012 - Condom Maker Sued for Appropriating the Name of the French Town of Condom
9/6/2012 - Watch Gabby Giffords Lead the Best Pledge of Allegiance Ever
9/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: Please Send Bail
9/6/2012 - Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Separating After 9 Years of Adorable Marriage
9/6/2012 - Michelle Obama Stops By the
Late Show
for a Special DNC-Themed Top 10
9/6/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know That She Totally Didn't Say Those Nasty Things About Tom Cruise
9/6/2012 - Dammit, Jerry! It's the
Parks and Rec
Blooper Reel!
9/6/2012 - What Will Anna Wintour Do After
Vogue
?
9/6/2012 - The Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech
9/6/2012 - J. Peterman Hawks Dresses, Gets a Little Rapey
9/6/2012 - For the Love of All That’s Holy: You Don’t Lose Your Identity When You Become a Parent, You Lose Your Minutes
9/6/2012 - Tracy Reese Rushing to Get Michelle Obama's DNC Dress in Stores
9/6/2012 - "On My Tits, I Had Disco Pasties": Hilarious Missed Connections From Burning Man
9/6/2012 - The 'Men Are From Shopping Mars, Women Are From Shopping Venus' Bullshit Needs to Stop
9/6/2012 - Olivia Pope's Wardrobe Secrets, Revealed
9/6/2012 - Boston University's Hockey Players Have a 'Sexual Entitlement' Problem
9/6/2012 - We Read So You Don't Have To: The Year's Biggest Ladymags, Rated and Graded
9/6/2012 - Let's Talk About Sex (So We Can Enjoy It)
9/6/2012 - Is Mitt Romney Really Winning Over Women?
9/6/2012 - Sleeping Next to Newborns May Sap Men’s Precious Stores of Man Aura
9/6/2012 - Katie Holmes Will Be Extra-Rich Thanks to Her New Bobbi Brown Contract
9/6/2012 - Christina Aguilera Gets a Breast Reduction from the Surgeons at
Lucky
9/6/2012 - How to Be Friends With Another Woman
9/6/2012 - The Hug Is Never Just a Hug: Bill and Barack Are Perfectly Physical
9/6/2012 - Actors Will Need to Audition for Aretha Franklin Movie in Front of Aretha Franklin
9/6/2012 -
Honey Boo Boo
Goes Dumpster Diving
9/6/2012 - Gabby Douglas Scores Perfect 10 on Challenging 'Pledge of Allegiance' Apparatus
9/6/2012 - NY Strip Club Seeks Tax Exemption Because Art
9/6/2012 - Meet the Jedi of Handmade Chocolate, Patricia Tsai
9/6/2012 - 10 Ways the Democratic Party Is Trying to Be Your Best Friend
9/6/2012 - Bill Clinton Brings Down the House, But All We Can Talk About Is Hillary
9/6/2012 - Israeli Women Fight to Be Seen and Heard
9/6/2012 - AHHH New
Downton Abbey
Trailers!!#!@%^#!!
9/6/2012 - Teens Make Up Different Stories About Themselves According to Gender
9/6/2012 - Glenn Beck Pouts About How American Airlines Was Mean to Him
9/6/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash
9/5/2012 - Sandra Fluke Gives the Romney/Ryan Ticket a Stern Talking-To
9/5/2012 - Battle of the Sexes Board Game Will Make for Awkward, Boring Times
9/5/2012 - France’s First Lady Wins Suit Against French Celebrity Magazine for Publishing Bikini Photos
9/5/2012 - Adorable Dog Flips Its Shit Over Mail Delivery
9/5/2012 - Colorado Girl Staves Off Bubonic Plague, Gains Unfair Advantage in Future AP European History Class
9/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: Cancer Is No Match for Judy Blume's Pen
9/5/2012 - Tom Cruise Camp 'Probably Won't Sue' Over 'Bogus' Vanity Fair Article About Secret Vagina Auditions
9/5/2012 - CNN's Resident Conservative Jackass Calls the DNC 'The Vagina Monologues'
9/5/2012 - RuPaul Reminds Us That She's All Smoke and Mirrors
9/5/2012 - Amber Riley's Rendition of the National Anthem Will Make You Feel All Star Spangled
9/5/2012 - New App Helps You Keep a Log of All the Nearby Boners
9/5/2012 - Workshopping Rape
9/5/2012 - The Dress Michelle Obama Wore Last Night Wasn't Just Pretty… It Sent a Message
9/5/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
9/5/2012 - This Bad Lip Reading of
Twilight
Makes the Movie So Much Better
9/5/2012 - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s Whackadoodle Niece Has Dumb Opinion of Michelle Obama
9/5/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton Got Knocked Up After Watching Hot Sweaty Olympic Athletes
9/5/2012 - Soledad O'Brien Calls Tea Party Spokeswoman's Dog Whistle Racism 'Very Odd'
9/5/2012 - Kristen Stewart Stares Out Sadly from the Cover of British
Vogue
9/5/2012 - Jeremy Renner's New
Hansel and Gretel
Movie Could Be the Sleeper Stoner Hit of the Generation
9/5/2012 - GQ Ran Out of Clothes for Its Woman of the Year
9/5/2012 - Judy Blume Had Breast Cancer But It's Gonna Be Okay
9/5/2012 - Meet Xavius, The World's Most Influential Instagram Artist
9/5/2012 - Kate White on
Law and Order
, Nancy Drew, and Not Meeting Her First Husband
9/5/2012 - A Call to Arms for Decent Men
9/5/2012 - Orange County Magazine Accidentally/On-Purpose Becomes
Whore
Magazine
9/5/2012 - This 3-Year-Old Just Styled All Over the Democratic National Convention
9/5/2012 - America's Parents Prank Kids With Intentionally Horrible Back-to-School Outfits
9/5/2012 - Meet Pauline Marois, Quebec's Controversial First Woman Premier
9/5/2012 - Being an Animal Person Is Part Inherited, Part Not Being Menaced by Animals as a Child
9/5/2012 - Wives of Presidential Candidates Are More Electable Than Actual Presidential Candidates
9/5/2012 - Michelle Obama's Nails Are the Hit of the DNC
9/5/2012 - Isla Fisher Talks About the Time Her Mom Got Tea-Bagged
9/5/2012 - Both E.U. and U.S. Want More Young Girls to Get Vaccinated for HPV
9/5/2012 - The Faces of Drunk People Are Riddled with Hotspots and Shame
9/5/2012 - Nancy Pelosi Reassures Us That the GOP Platform Is a Constipated Mess of Inconsistencies
9/5/2012 - Pippa Middleton's Big Night in NYC Included Talking to Chace Crawford for 10 Minutes
9/4/2012 - Brussels Imposes a Foul Language Fine to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
9/4/2012 - Awful New SuperPAC Warns Against Gay Marriage, Not Maintaining a Secure Grainary
9/4/2012 - Small Business Loans Help Village Women in Indian Protect Themselves Against Horrible Modern Witch Hunts
9/4/2012 - Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Receive a Walk of Fame Star
9/4/2012 - Madeleine Albright Can’t Fathom Why Any Woman Would Ever Vote for Mitt Romney
9/4/2012 - Former Employees Sue William Shatner for Supposedly Being a Crazy, Harassing Creep
9/4/2012 - Comment of the Day: When an Imaginary Runner Races an Invisible Sitter
9/4/2012 - Judge Approves First-Ever Sex Reassignment Surgery for Transgendered Inmate
9/4/2012 - Seth Rogan Gets Passed Over for the Role of Tom Cruise's Girlfriend, Is Not Happy About It
9/4/2012 - Let's Have a Good Giggle Along Side this Adorable Ticklish Meerkat
9/4/2012 - New York City Puts Public School Students on a Diet, Because the Kids are Too Damn Fat
9/4/2012 - In Defense of Cheating
9/4/2012 - World Hijab Day Has Got It All Wrong
9/4/2012 - That's It: We're Officially Over Public Marriage Proposals
9/4/2012 - Steve Harvey's New Show Excels in Stating the Obvious
9/4/2012 - Republican National Convention Attendees Sure Love Sugar Daddy Relationships
9/4/2012 - Wet Seal's Job Requirements for Store Managers: Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, White Skin
9/4/2012 - Azealia Banks Celebrates Nineties Nostalgia with '1991'
9/4/2012 - Sarah Palin Ran a Faster Marathon Than Libertarian Macho Man Paul Ryan
9/4/2012 - Men and Women (Literally) Have Different Views of the World
9/4/2012 - Diverse Vaginas and the Joy of Submission: We Read the Gross Book Written by a High School Girls Basketball Coach So You Don't Have To
9/4/2012 - Bullet Dodged: Chrissie Hynde Almost Married Sid Vicious for U.K. Citizenship
9/4/2012 - Pippa Middleton Just Might Attend New York Fashion Week
9/4/2012 - Jillian Michaels to Return to
Biggest Loser
and Direct Her Steely Focus on Kids
9/4/2012 - Will New EIC Joanna Coles Change
Cosmopolitan
?
9/4/2012 - Breakups Turn People Into Sick, Hairless Mutants
9/4/2012 - 'Godmother of Cocaine' Gunned Down in Colombia
9/4/2012 - A Badass Challenge to Those Sexist 'Lipstick Myth' Studies
9/4/2012 - Frozen Embryos Superior to Fresh Ones for IVF
9/4/2012 - Sean Penn Hunts Down Holocaust Criminals in Lipstick
9/4/2012 - Magic 'Husband-Finding' Metal-Shard Sweater Probably Won’t Help You Find a Husband
9/4/2012 - The Duggars Aren't Just a Family, They're a Cult
9/4/2012 - Harvard Med School Cited for Being Generally Neglectful of Its Lab Animals
9/4/2012 - President Obama Gets the Stoner Endorsement in New
Harold & Kumar
DNC Ad
9/4/2012 - Paul Haggis Confirms That the Church of Scientology Tried to Pygmalion a Girlfriend for Tom Cruise
9/4/2012 - Researchers Find That Organic Food Offers Few Extra Health Benefits Other Than Moral Superiority, Of Course
9/4/2012 - Nicki Minaj Is Voting For Mitt Romney Because Everything She Raps Is Definitely True
9/3/2012 - NBC Interns Sit-In for Anchors, Awkwardly Discuss Batman
9/3/2012 - ‘Bride-Napping’ in Romania Is Exactly the Sort of Caprice American Weddings Are Missing
9/3/2012 - So North Carolina Is Actually For Lovers
9/3/2012 - Iranian Discus Thrower Refuses to Shake Kate Middleton’s Hand at the Paralympics and the World Nibbles Its Cuticles
9/3/2012 - Comment of the Day: Science!
9/3/2012 - Michael Clarke Duncan Died Suddenly This Morning at Age 54
9/3/2012 - Apathy Is an Aphrodisiac: Why Do Dudes Always Hit on Me When I'm Dressed Down?
9/3/2012 - The Brooklyn Peaches Will Inspire You to Start Your Own Neighborhood Synchronized Swimming Team
9/3/2012 - Isla Fisher Calls Her
Bachelorette
Character An 'Overconfident Dumb-Dumb"
9/3/2012 - 'Menopause Is a Punchline to a Joke': An Interview With Alison Bechdel on the Occasion of Her 50th Birthday
9/3/2012 - Would You Forget Your Most Painful Memories If You Could?
9/3/2012 - 'Anti-Model' Women's Magazine Considering Using Models Again
9/3/2012 - Retired Doctor Says It's Harder to Be an Abortion Provider Now Than Before Roe V. Wade
9/3/2012 - What If Everyone Had Only One True Soul Mate, a Random Person Somewhere in the World?
9/3/2012 - Gabby Douglas's Former Coaches Should Stop Asking Her to Be Grateful
9/3/2012 - 'Adderall Alternative' Advertises on Harvard's Student Newspaper Website
9/3/2012 - Kanye Leads Introspective Twitter Debate (With Himself) Re: the Word 'Bitch'
9/2/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: The World's Sexiest Power Couple
9/2/2012 - Sun Myung Moon, Founder of Mass-Marriage Church, Dies at 92
9/2/2012 - Surprise! Gay Conservatives Make Just as Little Sense as Straight Conservatives
9/2/2012 - Clash of the Thightans
9/2/2012 - Orthodox Rabbis Fight NYC’s Effort to Warn Parents About Herpes Risks of Ancient Circumcision Ritual
9/2/2012 - Pregnant Women Undergoing Methadone Treatment Caught in a Lose-Lose Struggle to Shake Addiction and Keep Their Kids
9/2/2012 - Stare Into the Beady Eyes of a Champion
9/2/2012 - Mister Rogers Is Being Replaced with a Tiger Cub and Animated Pizzazz
9/2/2012 - Liam Hemsworth Is Mostly Shirtless in the
Love & Honor
Trailer
9/2/2012 - Parents Set Up Creepy Facebook Sting to Expose Their Daughter’s Sex-Offender Boyfriend
9/2/2012 - Photographic Proof That Your Sunday Morning Is Still Missing Something
9/2/2012 - 13-Year-Old Pakistani Girl May Not Face Death Penalty for Blasphemy After All
9/2/2012 - Alleged ICE ‘Mean Girl’ Suzanne Barr Steps Down, Steadfastly Denies Misconduct
9/2/2012 - The Church of Scientology May Have Tried to Turn an Iranian Actress into a Suitable Tom Cruise Companion
9/1/2012 - Saturday Night Social: We Hope You Live Forever, Lily Tomlin
9/1/2012 - Abercrombie & Fitch Is No Longer The Swaddling Cloth of The Popular
9/1/2012 - Lack Of Sleep Contributes To a More Aggressive Form of Post-Menopausal Breast Cancer
9/1/2012 - College Duck Mascot Parodies "Gangnam Style" To Create The
Citizen Kane
Of Viral Videos
9/1/2012 - 'Cause You're Hot Then You're Cold
9/1/2012 - Molly Ringwald Got Advice From Bret Easton Ellis About Her Novel
9/1/2012 - Today In Duh, Strong Female TV Characters Are Good For Everyone
9/1/2012 - What Makes You Chug a Beer is The Shape Of Your Glass, Not Your Raging Alcoholism
9/1/2012 - After 50 Years of Silence, Manufacturer Apologizes For The Whole Thalidomide Thing
9/1/2012 - Backstreet Boys Now Backstreet
Men
9/1/2012 - In Two Days Mayor Bloomberg Will Make You Put Your Nipple In Your Kid's Mouth
9/1/2012 - Adorable Possum Attempts to Crawl Into Camera
9/1/2012 - Rihanna Goes Out Partying For A Change, Smashes Glass Table