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9/29/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday To Fellini Muse Anita Ekberg

9/29/2012 - Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Most Likely To Cheat

9/29/2012 - Texas Women Hitting Up Mexico For Over-The-Counter Ulcer Medication To Terminate Pregnancy

9/29/2012 - Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence Dance, Bicker In Silver Linings Playbook Trailer

9/29/2012 - Meet Catarina Migliorini, Who's Selling Her Virginity To Raise Money For Her Hometown

9/29/2012 - Johnny Lewis Allegedly On "Smiles" Drug At The Time Of Murder-Suicide

9/29/2012 - Get That Gun Under Control, Sir

9/29/2012 - Mexican Fish Penis Bears Terrifying Resemblance To Se7en's "Lust" Spear-Dildo

9/29/2012 - Research Now Claims There's A "Mommy Gene" You May Or May Not Have

9/29/2012 - Los Angeles Chef Convicted Of Murder After Killing And Cooking His Wife

9/29/2012 - Anna Della Russo Channels Sergeant Pepper in Paris

9/29/2012 - Unfortunately, Alicia Keys' New Album Title Wasn't Inspired By The Hunger Games

9/29/2012 - In Poland, Dachshunds Get The Parade They Deserve

9/29/2012 - Kate Middleton Bottomless Shots Surface In Danish Tabloid

9/29/2012 - Fur Is Back Big Time — Here's Why

9/28/2012 - Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies with Sticks

9/28/2012 - Dior, For The Modern Minimalist Ice Queen In You

9/28/2012 - Want to See a Drag Queen in Half Makeup?

9/28/2012 - Creepy SARS-ish Virus Might Be Originating in Bats

9/28/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/28/2012 - The Night Belongs to Moon Unit Zappa

9/28/2012 - Men Doing Housework Causes Divorce, Says Department of Lazy Husbands

9/28/2012 - 19 Service Members Are Suing the Defense Secretary For Not Taking Sexual Assault Allegations Seriously

9/28/2012 - Lanvin, for the Fierce, Up-All-Night Disco Partybot in You

9/28/2012 - The Most Conservative States Have the Pregnant-est Teenagers

9/28/2012 - The Search For The Cutest Animal in the World

9/28/2012 - Should Women Run? You're Damn Right They Should.

9/28/2012 - Pitch Perfect Hits Almost All the Right Notes

9/28/2012 - California Enacts Law to Protect Child Stars from Creeps

9/28/2012 - Want to Know What's in These Female Candidates' Bags? iPads, Meditation Beads, and a Gun

9/28/2012 - Life Isn't Fair for Wealthy Parents, Says Wealthy Mom

9/28/2012 - No, You Do Not Need to Pay Someone $80 to Plan Your Dates For You

9/28/2012 - Pointless New Regulations Could Force Most of Virginia's Abortion Clinics to Close

9/28/2012 - This Has to Be the Cruelest Marriage Proposal Ever

9/28/2012 - Babies Kind of Hate Mitt Romney

9/28/2012 - Kelly Osbourne Tries to Defend Her Indefensible $250,000 Manicure

9/28/2012 - There’s Nothing Unreasonable About Wanting to Be His Lover, Not His Mother

9/28/2012 - Stunning Photography Project Explores The Dark Side of Weight Loss (NSFW)

9/28/2012 - Notorious Party School Chico State Has a Sexual Assault Problem

9/28/2012 - Adorable Stars and Weird Shoes at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party

9/28/2012 - Republicans and Democrats Are Less Tolerant of Interparty Marriage

9/28/2012 - Hillary Clinton's UN Doodles Clearly a Window Into Her Innermost Thoughts

9/28/2012 - The Finger-Flagging Manicure for Ladies Who Are Into Ladies

9/28/2012 - Sororities Return to Swarthmore After An 80-Year Ban

9/28/2012 - The GOP Has an Especially Feminine Face and Other Adventures in Physiognomy

9/28/2012 - Noted White Lady Ann Coulter Explains the Black Experience to Whoopi Goldberg

9/28/2012 - Rihanna Is Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam

9/28/2012 - Looking at High Heels and Electric Razors Changes Your Perception of Gender

9/28/2012 - Argentine President Cristina Fernandez Goes to Harvard, Is All 'Harvard, Schmarvard'

9/28/2012 - The Bikini Basketball League Is Nigh Upon Us

9/28/2012 - Katy Perry Mourns The Death Of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny Lewis

9/27/2012 - Enterprising Dog Becomes the Ranking Police Officer in a Small New Mexican Town

9/27/2012 - We All Need to Talk About Poop More Often

9/27/2012 - Old Lady Who Doesn’t Think FLOTUS ‘Looks’ Like a FLOTUS Isn’t Racist, Just Overly Modest

9/27/2012 - The Casual Perusal

9/27/2012 - Guess Why the Girls Basketball Coach Who Recently Wrote a Gross Book Is Suing the School Board?

9/27/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Next Great Novelty T-Shirt

9/27/2012 - There Are Exactly ZERO Babies Growing Inside Beyonce, Says Jay-Z

9/27/2012 - Watch Melissa McCarthy Kick Jason Bateman's Ass in the Trailer for Identity Thief

9/27/2012 - Pregnant Amber Rose Can't Stand Wiz Khalifa's Pot Smell

9/27/2012 - Todd 'Legitimate Rape' Akin Wishes Claire McCaskill Were More Ladylike

9/27/2012 - Do I Look Like A Mom? No Really, You Can Tell Me

9/27/2012 - Just So You Know, You Can't Make Beer With Your Vagina

9/27/2012 - 1,000 Nigerian Women Are Stuck in Saudi Arabia Airports Because They're Not Accompanied By the Right Kind of Men

9/27/2012 - Radio Host Challenges Local 'Hot Lesbians' to Resist His Manly Charms

9/27/2012 - Fraternity Thought it Would Be Awesome to Let Partygoers Cross a Fake Mexican Border During a 'Fiesta'

9/27/2012 - Karlie Kloss Loses Her Ribs to Numéro's Photoshopping

9/27/2012 - Ryan Lochte, Boy Genius, Announces Amazing Discoveries About Water, Acting

9/27/2012 - Bill Clinton Helps Women in Developing Countries Get Kinda Shitty Birth Control

9/27/2012 - The Ratings for Mindy Kaling's Show Are Good, Not Great — And Not the Whole Story

9/27/2012 - Insurance Company Fined Over $1 Million for Covering Missourians' Abortions and Contraceptives

9/27/2012 - New Liz & Dick Trailer Claims 'Lindsay Is Back'

9/27/2012 - An Interview With the Man Who Pays Me to Burn His Feet With Cigarettes While He Masturbates

9/27/2012 - They Paved Paradise and Cast Taylor Swift as Joni Mitchell

9/27/2012 - Vogue Pinkie Swears to No Longer Use Underaged Models

9/27/2012 - Attention, Butt-Chuggers: Please Do Not Put Alcohol Up Your Butt [Updated]

9/27/2012 - Mormon Ladies Click Tongues Disapprovingly at Ann Romney's Lack of Temple Garments

9/27/2012 - Azealia Banks Continues Her '90s Homage with Crop Tops, Beats and a Choreographed Dance Routine

9/27/2012 - A Gay Uncle and a Baby With Three Thumbs: The Honey Boo Boo Season Finale

9/27/2012 - Kristen Stewart Is Thrilled to Be Attending the Balenciaga Show in Paris

9/27/2012 - Yogi Lauren Imparato Is Here and Answering Your Enlightenment-Related Questions

9/27/2012 - Could This 'Younger, Happier' Mona Lisa Be a Legit Da Vinci?

9/27/2012 - Teacher Posting Creepshots of High School Students to Reddit Rightfully Fired, But Perv Forum Still Exists

9/27/2012 - Dolce & Gabbana Shows Racist 'Mammy' Earrings and Fabric Prints

9/27/2012 - Rethinking the Blow Job: Condoms or Gonorrhea? Take Your Pick

9/27/2012 - Drunken Cornell Students Troll the New York Times

9/27/2012 - Congressional Candidate Mia Love Is 'Disappointed But Not Surprised' by Racist Mail

9/27/2012 - Massachusetts Officials to Appeal Inmate’s Sex Reassignment, Obviously

9/27/2012 - Sons Are Leaving Fetal Cells All Up in Their Moms’ Brains, Which May Be Really Good or Really Bad

9/27/2012 - Dr. Tiller's Former Abortion Clinic is Reopening For Business

9/27/2012 - Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's But They Did Not Make Out

9/27/2012 - 10 of the Top Spa and Wellness Retreats in the World

9/26/2012 - Jeffrey Eugenides on Female Authors and Jodi Picoult’s ‘Belly-Aching’

9/26/2012 - New Tegan and Sara Song Is Debilitatingly Catchy

9/26/2012 - Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Make It Rain This Election Cycle

9/26/2012 - Even Myanmar's President Wants Hillary Clinton's Autograph

9/26/2012 - A U.S. Army General Has Been Charged with a Laundry List of Sex Offenses

9/26/2012 - Ke$ha on Having Sex with a Ghost: 'I Had Sex with a Ghost.'

9/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Bold Statement for Your Personal Essay

9/26/2012 - Mona Eltahawy Has No Regrets About Spray Painting Over That 'Racist Piece of Shit' Subway Advertisement

9/26/2012 - Baby Gibbon in a Diaper Is a Total Dick to This Poor Cat

9/26/2012 - All Your Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away All Your Food.

9/26/2012 - Which Idiotic Lady Football Fan Stereotype Are You?

9/26/2012 - NBC Has Awful Sounding Wuthering Heights Adaptation in the Works

9/26/2012 - Gareth Pugh, for the Goth Leeloo Multipass Intergalactic Badass in You

9/26/2012 - Smuggling Cocaine in Your Weave Is the Awesomest Terrible Idea Ever

9/26/2012 - Booting Ann Curry from the Today Show Was 'Absolutely My Call,' Says Guy

9/26/2012 - The Weight Watchers Life Trajectory

9/26/2012 - Let Gabe Liedman Be Your Friend

9/26/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: RPatz and KStew Are Faking Their Reunion, Duh

9/26/2012 - New Fancy Yogurt Cafe Makes Me Feel So Many Things

9/26/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

9/26/2012 - Twitter's Newest Conservative Trend: Pictures of Little Girls With Guns

9/26/2012 - And Here We Have a 'Sexy Little Geisha' Outfit From Victoria's Secret

9/26/2012 - Illinois Pharmacists Can Now Legally Refuse to Sell You Plan B Because of Religious Beliefs

9/26/2012 - Reddit Users Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman, Get Righteously Schooled

9/26/2012 - Journalist Mona Eltahawy Arrested For Defacing Anti-Islam Subway Ads

9/26/2012 - 8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good for Both You and Society

9/26/2012 - Mitt Romney Is Actually a Heartthrob Superhero, You Guys

9/26/2012 - Teen Embroiled in Horrifying Joint Custody Battle With Her Rapist

9/26/2012 - Poop Transplant Saves Woman's Life

9/26/2012 - When the World Is Your Therapist: Lady Gaga's Eating Disorder Is a Double-Edged Sword

9/26/2012 - Who the Hell Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck Think She Is, Asking the President a Question Like That?

9/26/2012 - France Is So Avant Garde That It Is Officially Retiring the Words ‘Mother’ and ‘Father’

9/26/2012 - The Infamous Cat Parasite Can Actually Make You More Outgoing, Says Science

9/26/2012 - Nurses’ Assistant Purloins Wedding Rings, Sentenced to Five Years in Prison

9/26/2012 - Airline’s Baby-Free ‘Quiet Zone’ Doesn’t Really Guarantee Much Quiet

9/26/2012 - Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's Christmas Dinner?

9/25/2012 - Urban Coyotes Are 100-Percent, Disney-Movie Monogamous

9/25/2012 - Absurdly Cute Corgi Puppy Fights His Arch-Nemesis, the Dastardly Doorstop

9/25/2012 - A Small Town in North Texas Now Lets School Administrators Paddle Children of the Opposite Sex

9/25/2012 - Even Luigi Is In Awe of Gabby Douglas' Leaping Abilities

9/25/2012 - Southern California Parents Say They So Did Not Try to Frame a PTA Rival by Planting Drugs in Her Car

9/25/2012 - Paris Jackson Has a Boyfriend, Maybe! Overprotective Nation Gears Up to Hunt Him Down If He Hurts That Little Girl, We Swear to God

9/25/2012 - Comment of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking!

9/25/2012 - Let's Round Out the Day with an Darling Interspecies Cuddle

9/25/2012 - The Delightfully Cranky Ellen Barkin Is Too Old and Bored to Care About Exercise

9/25/2012 - Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death

9/25/2012 - Known Hot Person John Cho Was Once Dissed by Known Asshole Morrissey

9/25/2012 - Canadian Dad Admits to Having Favorite Son; Internet Falls to the Floor Weeping With Lack of Context

9/25/2012 - Wonder Woman Storms onto the 40th Anniversary Cover of Ms. Magazine

9/25/2012 - Asshole Teens Vote Girl to Homecoming Court as a Joke, Proving We've Learned Nothing from Carrie

9/25/2012 - What Is It With Women and Law & Order: SVU?

9/25/2012 - BAMF Madeleine Albright Wows Audience With Her Drum Skills at International Jazz Competition

9/25/2012 - Why Is It So Hard to Say 'I Can't Afford That'?

9/25/2012 - University of Montana Gets $300K Grant to Fight Violence Against Women

9/25/2012 - Cookie Monster and Grover Reenact The Hunger Games, This Time with More Cookies

9/25/2012 - 'Her Whole Fucking Ass Was Sticking Out': Sofia Vergara's Fiancé Is a Total Dick

9/25/2012 - Today's the Last Day Todd Akin Can Legitimately Drop Out of the Senate Race

9/25/2012 - Newsflash: Women Really Benefit From Contraception

9/25/2012 - ‘Bulimia and Anorexia Since I Was 15’: Lady Gaga Responds to ‘Fat’ Headlines With Half-Naked Pics and a Confession

9/25/2012 - Watch POTUS and FLOTUS Make Their Genuinely Adorable Appearance on The View

9/25/2012 - Bible-Toting High School Cheerleaders Continue Futile Quest to Get God to Care About Football

9/25/2012 - Carrie Underwood Gives Concert-Going Tween His Very First Kiss

9/25/2012 - Karmin — a Group That Is 50% Male and Does Not Rock — Wins Rolling Stone's Women Who Rock Contest

9/25/2012 - Awesome Woman Traverses 18,000 Miles of American Wilderness With Little More Than Her Horses, a Dog and a Sombrero

9/25/2012 - Your Abortion Probably Killed the Next Justin Bieber

9/25/2012 - Pussy Riot Speaks From Prison: 'Did Auschwitz Have VIP Death Lounges?'

9/25/2012 - Gross 24-Year-Old Chinese Popstar Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl

9/25/2012 - Older Mothers Can Get Really Stressed Out If They Don’t Receive Care from Their Favorite Kid

9/25/2012 - Wait, Why Is Lauren Conrad a Person We Talk About Again?

9/25/2012 - Staffer Poses as a Lady Blogger to Defend Assemblyman Against Sexual Harassment Scandal

9/25/2012 - Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant Again

9/24/2012 - The Best Part About Living to 107 Is the Fancy Birthday Party

9/24/2012 - Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in a Narrow Box, Freaks Out

9/24/2012 - Queen Elizabeth Approves the Royal Collection’s Purchase of Four Warhol Portraits

9/24/2012 - Okay, Amateur Body Language Experts, Have At It

9/24/2012 - Miss Subway Exhibit Will Grace Brooklyn’s Transit Museum Next Month

9/24/2012 - Comment of the Day: Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town

9/24/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Rushed to Hospital with Lung Infection

9/24/2012 - Nikki Finke Wants Sitcoms to Stop Hiring Beautiful Actresses and Give the Uglies a Chance

9/24/2012 - When You're Lost Out There and You're All Alone, There's a Full House Reunion to Carry You Home

9/24/2012 - NYC Bowling Alley Makes Fun of Rape While City Sexual Assault Rates Climb

9/24/2012 - Real Housewives of NJ Producer Reveals Just How Far Reality TV Will Go to Manufacture Drama

9/24/2012 - Texas Sheriff's Department Tells Fiona Apple to 'Shut Up and Sing'

9/24/2012 - Dolce & Gabbana, for the Kooky, Carnival-Loving Italian Grandma in You

9/24/2012 - Stars Are Just Like Us: Lady Gaga Likes to Get Stoned and Watch Disney Movies

9/24/2012 - Facebook Increasingly Determined to Ruin the Only Fun Thing About Facebook: Stalking

9/24/2012 - Short Film Goes Behind the Wheel with Female Cab Drivers

9/24/2012 - 'Those Eyelashes Look Fucking Ridiculous' and Other Horrid Insults From This Insane Benefit Cosmetics Ad

9/24/2012 - Adorable Cat Thinks Owner Looks Better Without Glasses

9/24/2012 - It's Hard Enough to Be a Fat Kid Without the Government Telling You You're an Epidemic

9/24/2012 - Man Arrested After Attempting to Make Sweet, Sweet Love to Dirty Old Couch

9/24/2012 - Charitable Crowdsourcing Is Great — Provided You Have the Money, Time, and Know-How

9/24/2012 - Idiot Christian Sex Lecturer Uses Carrots and Donuts, Calls Lesbianism a 'Pastry Party'

9/24/2012 - What You Need to Know About the Groundbreaking New Breast Cancer Study

9/24/2012 - Sofia Vergara's Naked Ass Made an Unscheduled Appearance at the Emmys

9/24/2012 - Ann Romney's Beautiful Head of Hair Really Just Wants to Hang With Beyoncé

9/24/2012 - Where Are All the Women of Wikipedia?

9/24/2012 - Plastic Surgery, Divorce and Drama Galore: The Return of the Beverly Hills Housewives

9/24/2012 - Nancy Pelosi Totally Pushed the Mute Button on a Call With Barack Obama, Allegedly

9/24/2012 - Research Cautiously Suggests That a Certain Class of Breast Cancer Is Similar to Ovarian Cancer

9/24/2012 - Texas Teen 'Covered in Bruises' Following Paddling by Her Male Vice Principal

9/24/2012 - The Good, the Bad and the Abominably Ugly Fashions of the Emmys

9/24/2012 - The Latest Beauty Trend: Bagel Head

9/24/2012 - Newborn Panda Tragically Found Dead at National Zoo

9/24/2012 - J.K. Rowling Has So Far Avoided Fifty Shades of Grey

9/24/2012 - Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Dangerous

9/24/2012 - Chicago Politician Really Pissed That Chick-fil-A President ‘Took Back’ Decision to Stop Funding Anti-Gay Groups

9/24/2012 - Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit

9/23/2012 - Now You Can Wear a Tail That Syncs to Your Brain

9/23/2012 - New York City Launches Plan B Pilot Program in 13 Schools, Only Some Pearl-Clutching Ensues

9/23/2012 - Baby Completely Mellows Out After Hearing the Star Wars Theme

9/23/2012 - Jennifer Westfeldt Also Finds Jon Hamm to Be Unreasonably Handsome

9/23/2012 - Turkish Divers Accidentally Save an Inflatable Sex Doll from Drowning

9/23/2012 - Awful-Sounding Feminine Bleaching Products Are Gaining Popularity Across Southeast Asia

9/23/2012 - Sunday Night Soirée: Put On Your Fancy Pajamas for the Emmys

9/23/2012 - Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana Went to the Movies, Are Probably in Looooove Again

9/23/2012 - Chivalrous Gentleman Bret Easton Ellis Sort of Defends Paris Hilton’s Grindr Commentary

9/23/2012 - Dancing Cheek to Cheek

9/23/2012 - Bill Clinton May Have ‘No Idea’ If Hillary Will Run for President, but He Now Has a ‘Bromance’ with Barack Obama

9/23/2012 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt Loses His Shirt in a Magic Mike Monologue

9/23/2012 - Thanks to the Drought, Cows Are Eating Candy and Cookies Faster Than a Halloween Slumber Party

9/23/2012 - Cat Brought in for Flea Bath Accidentally Gets Euthanized

9/23/2012 - Sharon Stone Really Hopes This Double Mint Commercial Goes Well

9/23/2012 - Americans Are Sleeping Too Much, Ruining Their Lives

9/23/2012 - Boxes of Imelda Marcos’ Fancy Shoes Found Growing Mold in a Philippine Museum

9/23/2012 - This Puppy Will Admonish You for Not Petting Him

9/23/2012 - An Early Oktoberfest Entry in the Embarrassing Family Photo Album

9/23/2012 - Paul Ryan Promises to Undo Contraception Mandate, Be Awesome at Space Travel

9/23/2012 - Some Squeamish Republicans Want to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons

9/23/2012 - Fiona Apple Tells Concert-Goers How Much It Sucks to Stay in a Texas Jail

9/22/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Joan Jett Wants You To Touch Her There

9/22/2012 - Thigh'll Catch You When You Fall

9/22/2012 - Young Women Using Social Media To Normalize And Demand More Plus-Size Options

9/22/2012 - It Costs More To Be A Financially-Illiterate Woman Than A Man

9/22/2012 - Cats Perturbed By "Gangnam Style"

9/22/2012 - What You Need To Know About The Pregnant Workers Fairness Act

9/22/2012 - Get Ready To "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology

9/22/2012 - Iranian Women Banned From 77 College Majors Because They Were Getting Too Darn Educated

9/22/2012 - Geena Davis Cites The Feminist Implications of I Dream Of Jeannie

9/22/2012 - Dear Gwen Stefani, Please Mentor Miley Cyrus

9/22/2012 - Men Worse Than Women At Identifying Shades of Color, Invent Names Like "Breen"

9/22/2012 - Meet Kiara: Mostly Lion, A Little Bit Tiger, Entirely Adorable

9/22/2012 - Dina Lohan Admits She's The Mama Rose To Lindsay's Gypsy Rose Shitfaced

9/21/2012 - LMFAO Calls It Quits, Nation Responds with a Resounding, 'Sssh, I'm Trying to Watch Chopped'

9/21/2012 - Physicians Advise Offering IUDs to Teenagers Because Duh

9/21/2012 - Baby Panda Adorably Yawns Through Medical Exam

9/21/2012 - Jackie Collins' Raciness Once Got Her Banned in Australia

9/21/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/21/2012 - The Night Belongs to Faith Hill

9/21/2012 - Ann Romney Wants You Meanies to Leave Her Husband Alone

9/21/2012 - A Reaction To The Backlash Against Mindy Kaling

9/21/2012 - Elle Fanning Plays a Coy Wood Nymph for Lolita Lempicka Perfume

9/21/2012 - TGIF!

9/21/2012 - 14-Year-Old Model Is a Major Violation of Vogue's Age Pledge

9/21/2012 - Lady Gaga Allegedly Ordered to Lose Weight

9/21/2012 - Super Hot Women More Likely to Have Super Painful Endometriosis

9/21/2012 - Kim Zolciak Missing from Atlanta Housewives Season 5 Promo Photos

9/21/2012 - Why it Matters that Tagg Romney's Surrogacy Agreement Was Pro-Choice

9/21/2012 - Tim Tebow Tells Vogue His Perfect Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile

9/21/2012 - Have You Heard Michael Jackson's Unreleased Abortion Jingle?

9/21/2012 - Here's That Horrifying TLC Documentary Half-Ton Killer? That You Didn't Ask For (or Maybe You Did)

9/21/2012 - Prada, for the Origami-Loving Sixties Mod in You

9/21/2012 - Women Pay Way More Over a Lifetime to Borrow Money than Men

9/21/2012 - Celebs Channel Black Swan and the Rare Red Swan at the New York City Ballet Gala

9/21/2012 - Rush Limbaugh Blames 'Feminazis' For His Tiny Penis

9/21/2012 - James Bond Attempts to Make Beer Thrilling and Sexy

9/21/2012 - Two Hilarious (and Depressing) Takes on Voter I.D. Laws, Courtesy of Sarah Silverman and The Simpsons

9/21/2012 - Life Is a Rom-Com: Man Travels to Ireland to Find Woman He Talked to for 5 Minutes

9/21/2012 - Life Expectancy Drops for Uneducated White Women

9/21/2012 - Oh My God Please Stop Taking Your Wedding Pictures in the Middle of the Street

9/21/2012 - Band of Homeless Men Stop a Creep from Sexually Assaulting a 15-Year-Old Girl

9/21/2012 - It’s Sort of Official: Chocolate Is a Highly Addictive Drug

9/21/2012 - Tig Notaro Talks to Conan About Her Breast Cancer: 'My Prognosis Is Great'

9/21/2012 - Porny Pinterest Photos Will Now Be Marked as Spam

9/21/2012 - Watch Lindsay Lohan in the Craptastic Liz & Dick Trailer

9/20/2012 - New Orleans Pastor Sues the City for His Right to Shout Gay Slurs on Bourbon Street

9/20/2012 - At Long Last, Video Proof That Cats Strike Smarter Poses than Dogs

9/20/2012 - Marcel the Shell Creator Jenny Slate Is Working on a Top-Secret Looney Tunes Movie

9/20/2012 - How Do You Like It When Strangers Touch Your Face?

9/20/2012 - Amish Beard-Cutting Brigade Has Been Convicted, Will Make a Lot of Candles in Prison

9/20/2012 - Katie Holmes Says Suri Is Not Totally Pumped About Her Parents' Divorce

9/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: Some Helpful Directions for Finding ‘Concerned Mom’

9/20/2012 - Tiny Chameleon Washes His Hands for Flu Season

9/20/2012 - Lena Dunham Is Launching the 'Free Fiona' Protest

9/20/2012 - Surprise! World's Stealthiest Baby Emerges from British Soldier in Afghanistan

9/20/2012 - In What Universe Is Christina Hendricks' Body an 'Imperfection'?

9/20/2012 - Want Welfare in New Mexico? Better Be Ready to Prove You Were 'Forcibly Raped'

9/20/2012 - Meet the My Little Pony of Your Nightmares

9/20/2012 - Amy Poehler on Raising Boys: 'Sometimes You Need to Straight Up Yell at Them'

9/20/2012 - Fortune Finds 50 Women Who Haven't Been Mommy-Tracked or Forced Out of Business

9/20/2012 - The First Teaser From Solange Knowles' New Album Is Here!

9/20/2012 - Academic Scientists Are Seriously Biased Against Women and There’s Science to Prove It

9/20/2012 - Do You Hear the Actors Sing? It's a Les Mis Featurette!

9/20/2012 - Activists Want Tuna Taken Off School Lunch Menus After Mercury Levels Discovered to Be Bonkers

9/20/2012 - Get Your New Nickname with the Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator

9/20/2012 - Did Mitt Romney Seriously Just Wear Brownface to Appear on Univision?

9/20/2012 - Gucci's Spring 2013 Collection: Bold, Brilliant and Beautiful

9/20/2012 - Fiona Apple Arrested for Marijuana Possession

9/20/2012 - Babies, Khakis and Minivans: Meet the Women Behind those 'Concerned Mom' Political Ads

9/20/2012 - The Beautiful Creatures Trailer: One Big Room Full of Bad Witches

9/20/2012 - George Michael Is On The Cover Of Vogue Paris And The 90s Are Really, Really Back

9/20/2012 - Shut The Fuck Up About Lady Gaga's Weight

9/20/2012 - Backstreet's Back and Hawking Jeans for Old Navy

9/20/2012 - Jesus Fresco-Ruining Lady Would Like to be Paid Now, Please

9/20/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Struggles With Bodily Functions

9/20/2012 - Being a Teacher in China Sounds a Little Like Being in the Mafia

9/20/2012 - Adorable Brit Emma Watson Cannot Crack the American Mystery of the Olive Garden

9/20/2012 - Researchers Want You to Know that Facebook Creeping on Your Ex Is a Terrible Way to Move On

9/20/2012 - And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

9/19/2012 - Iran Considers Opening Access to Spouse-Finding Websites Because Marriage Is Falling Out of Vogue

9/19/2012 - Piglets May Have Best Surrogate Parents Ever

9/19/2012 - Too Many Young Women Have No Idea How Contraception Works

9/19/2012 - Molly Sims Gives Out Diapers, Peek-a-Boos

9/19/2012 - Actress from Innocence of Muslims Suing Film’s Producer and YouTube for Making Her Life Miserable

9/19/2012 - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Stood Near Each Other and Looked Nauseous, Proving that True Love Isn't a Lie After All

9/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: Jesus Clearly Does Not Care About His Facebook Friends

9/19/2012 - Adorable Puppy Trying to Eat a Sour Lemon Is Surprisingly Sweet

9/19/2012 - The Odds Are in Her Favor: Elizabeth Banks Is on the Set of Catching Fire

9/19/2012 - In Case You Haven't Barfed Today, Here Comes the Stupidest Fox News Article of All Time

9/19/2012 - Be Clog Our Hearts: Nick Offerman Does a Slam Poem About Bacon

9/19/2012 - The 10 Best Things to Do Drunk at Disney World

9/19/2012 - Female Soldiers Finally Get Their Own Body Armor

9/19/2012 - Paris Hilton, Celery Sticks, and Sequins: Behind the Scenes at New York Fashion Week

9/19/2012 - Women Speak Drastically Less When They're Surrounded by Dudes. And That's Bad.

9/19/2012 - It's Admirable That Snoop Dogg Smokes Weed With His Son

9/19/2012 - Is a Pervy High School Teacher Posting 'Sexy' Underage Students' Photos on Reddit?

9/19/2012 - Here's That Kanye West-Saved By The Bell Mashup You Were Waiting For

9/19/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton's Unborn Twins Return to the Spotlight

9/19/2012 - Susan Sarandon’s Favorite Movie Is Mitt Romney’s Campaign

9/19/2012 - Did Vogue Already Violate Its Policy Against Hiring Underaged Models?

9/19/2012 - Chick-fil-A Owners to Stop Funding Anti-Gay Groups, Will Still Be Keeping All That Bigot Protest Cash

9/19/2012 - Ann Romney Will Inevitably Annoy Voters, Says Mitt Romney

9/19/2012 - Your Boyfriend Adam Scott Dissects the Lyrics of 'Ice Ice Baby'

9/19/2012 - 19-Year-Old Woman Is Africa's Youngest Legislator

9/19/2012 - Being Really Into TV Romances Makes People a Little Weird About Real-Life Relationships

9/19/2012 - The Rise of the Needy Man

9/19/2012 - Jesus Waits 2,000 Years to Casually Mention He's Married

9/19/2012 - Pussy Riot's Lives Threatened by Prison Employees

9/19/2012 - Disney to Finally Serve Booze at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando

9/19/2012 - ‘Bad’ Moms Far Outnumber ‘Bad’ Dads on the Internet

9/19/2012 - Gender Gap in TV Writers' Rooms Becoming Slightly Less Enormous

9/19/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the Usual

9/18/2012 - Research Suggests That Pacifiers Help Turn Baby Boys Into Emotionless Robocops Later in Life

9/18/2012 - Andy Samberg Plays a British Father's Worst Hippie Nightmare on New BBC Show Cuckoo

9/18/2012 - America Is Facing an Obesity Dystopia in 2030

9/18/2012 - Noted Street Magician Pink Performs Incredible Hovering Trick

9/18/2012 - Swedish Doctors Carry-Out First Successful Mother-Daughter Uterus Transplant Twice, Just to Show Off

9/18/2012 - Tori Spelling Is in the Hospital Following Childbirth Complications

9/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Nuances of Todd Akin’s Relationship with the GOP

9/18/2012 - Parker Posey Will Teach You to Give the Perfect Emmy Acceptance Speech

9/18/2012 - Jay Z Is All Set for His Dinner with You and Barack Obama

9/18/2012 - Jon Hamm Gets His Sleazy Director On in Aimee Mann's New Video

9/18/2012 - Urban Americans Are Thinner than Rural Americans

9/18/2012 - 'I Like the Way the Fur Feels': One Man's Impassioned Defense of Donkey-Rape

9/18/2012 - Aw, Leslie Knope Gets to Rub Elbows with Her Political Heroes

9/18/2012 - Amanda Bynes: The Breakdown of a Meltdown

9/18/2012 - Idiot Vandals Paint the Word ‘Bicth’ on Woman’s Car

9/18/2012 - Pulled 'Women for Akin' Ad Somehow Manages to Make Todd Akin Seem Even Worse

9/18/2012 - The 'California Accent' Is Hella a Thing

9/18/2012 - Soccer Team Wants Only Female Flight Attendants, Because Ladies Are Way Less Annoying

9/18/2012 - 19 Surprising Facts About Toddlers

9/18/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Boringly Makes Fun of Boring Life in Boring Commercial

9/18/2012 - Adele Asks Burberry To Make Plus-Size Clothes

9/18/2012 - Abortions Increase By 25% in Totally Pro-Life Arizona

9/18/2012 - David Letterman Asks Mindy Kaling if She's Ever Drunk Herself Into Oblivion

9/18/2012 - Are Father/Daughter Dances Sexist?

9/18/2012 - Science Proves That Thinness Is Deadlier Than Obesity

9/18/2012 - Sorry, Cool Parents: Letting Kids Taste Alcohol May Turn 'Em Into Teenage Boozehounds

9/18/2012 - Chris O'Dowd Hangs Out with Topless Women on Trampolines for Men's Breast Cancer Awareness

9/18/2012 - Restaurant Cancels Same-Sex Couple’s Rehearsal Dinner Because the Gays Ruin Feng Shui, Apparently

9/18/2012 - Lulli Akin Stupidly Compares GOP’s Abandonment of Her Husband to Revolutionary War Rape

9/18/2012 - Kate Middleton Got Giggly As She Greeted Topless Islanders

9/17/2012 - More Research on Gender Vision Finds That Men See in Shades of Car and Women See in Shades of Bird

9/17/2012 - And Now for a Handsome Fella Playing with Maxi Pads

9/17/2012 - American Kids Are Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer

9/17/2012 - FLOTUS Takes a Strong Stance on Silly Dance

9/17/2012 - Fake ‘Former Obama Supporter’ Pranks Gretchen Carlson, Proves That Fox Has No Fact-Checkers

9/17/2012 - Olympic Medalist Shaun White Charged with Being a Violent Drunken Nightmare Person

9/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: Only the Best Ointment for Rafalca’s Hemorrhoids

9/17/2012 - Cat Competes in the Olympics of Cute

9/17/2012 - Noted Misogynist Fuckwad Donald Trump Has an Opinion on Kate Middleton's Topless Photos (Of Course)

9/17/2012 - Volunteer Ninjas in London Movie Theater Sound Utterly Terrifying

9/17/2012 - Burberry, for the Crinkly Candy Wrapper-Loving, Trouser-Eschewing Ladylike Lady in You

9/17/2012 - YOLO: It's Not Just for the Youngs

9/17/2012 - Treat Yo' Self: Parks and Rec's Donna Is About to Get Twitter Famous

9/17/2012 - Watch the Best of the Worst Moments of Dina Lohan's Dr. Phil Interview

9/17/2012 - Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Fifties Housewife on Acid in You

9/17/2012 - Secret Video Reveals that Mitt Romney Actually Hates You

9/17/2012 - Cat Marnell Is Selling Leggings

9/17/2012 - More Research Finds that Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Use Condoms

9/17/2012 - Ryan Lochte, Professor of Jeahcology, Issues Emergency Edict Regarding Ryan Lochte SNL Sketch

9/17/2012 - Rihanna Tweets About, Then Deletes, Second Vogue Cover

9/17/2012 - Fraggles Highjack Ben Fold's Recording Session in Charming New Video

9/17/2012 - How Young Is Too Young for Leopard Print Bikinis?

9/17/2012 - Rick Santorum Finally Publicly Acknowledges that Values Voters are Idiots

9/17/2012 - New York Fashion Week by the Numbers: More Models Of Color Are Working

9/17/2012 - Reddit Users Go Rogue, Revolt Against 'Sick' Child Porn Forums

9/17/2012 - Awesome New Program Aims to Connect Young Women with STEM Mentors

9/17/2012 - The Week in Gaga

9/17/2012 - $13,000-a-Jar Moisturizer Will Help Your Skin Cells 'Radiate Light'

9/17/2012 - Why Do Women Who Test-Drive Big Breasts Decide to Go Even Bigger?

9/17/2012 - Strippers Get Face-Warpingly Disturbing in Frank Ocean's Trippy New Video [NSFW]

9/17/2012 - Rodeo Announcer Says Michelle Obama Belongs in National Geographic Magazine [Updated]

9/17/2012 - Openly Gay Actor Rupert Everett 'Can't Think of Anything Worse' Than Two Gay Dads

9/17/2012 - Research Suggests That People Who Believe in Luck Are Too Full of Malaise to Exercise

9/17/2012 - Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

9/16/2012 - Harrison Ford Tells Hilarious Broccoli Joke, Disappointingly Does Not Announce Candidacy for President

9/16/2012 - Looks Like School’s Out for at Least a Few More Days in Chicago

9/16/2012 - Mariah Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol

9/16/2012 - Minnesota University Drawing Scrutiny for Inviting Transgender Photographer Loren Cameron to Campus

9/16/2012 - The Details Puts a Philandering Tobey Maguire in Suburban Hell

9/16/2012 - Girl’s Pink Playhouse Incites Georgia Homeowners Association to Embark on Legal Crusade

9/16/2012 - Everybody Freak Out: It's a Salvador Dalí Bikini Shoot

9/16/2012 - Lions Keep Their Eyes Open Even When They're Making Out

9/16/2012 - Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Some Lucky Guy’s Leg

9/16/2012 - Facebook Comments Are Way More Influential than Your Lame 'About Me' Section

9/16/2012 - About 100 Lingerie Shops in Saudi Arabia Close for Having Dudes on Staff

9/16/2012 - College Taught Jeffrey Eugenides That Porn Has Nothing to Do with Real-Life Sex

9/16/2012 - Vampire Dog Might Be the Biggest Missed Opportunity in Movie History

9/16/2012 - It's a Thighing Purple People Eater!

9/16/2012 - Wacky Jackie Kerouac’s Girlfriend Confirms That the Legend About Him Not Revising On the Road Is Bullshit

9/16/2012 - Komen Sees Significant and Predictable Decline in Ohio’s Race for the Cure Participation

9/16/2012 - Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to the Weekend Update

9/16/2012 - Bucharest Sure Does Appreciate a Fancy Parade

9/16/2012 - High School’s Awful ‘Prey and Predator Day’ Lets Guys Dress in Camo While Girls Dress in Animal Print

9/16/2012 - Cool Boss Marissa Mayer Is Giving New Smartphones to Yahoo Employees

9/16/2012 - Keep All Your Phalanges Crossed: Robsten Might Be Back On

9/15/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Here's Why You Don't Fuck Near A Parrot

9/15/2012 - A Hug From FLOTUS Is The Real Gold Medal

9/15/2012 - FDA Yells At Lancôme For Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug

9/15/2012 - Lana Del Rey Stars In A Very Lynchian H&M Ad

9/15/2012 - The New Yorker Review of Naomi Wolf's Vagina: A Biography Contains Unexpectedly Delightful Passage

9/15/2012 - Ladies Who Read The Nutrition Labels On Food Weigh Less Than Those Who Don't

9/15/2012 - Never Met A Glute Like You Before

9/15/2012 - Paul Frank Actually Doing a Good Job Apologizing For That Racist "Dream Catchin'" Theme Party

9/15/2012 - You Should Probably Be Following This "White Male Privilege" Twitter Feed

9/15/2012 - Mitt Romney Reveals Crucial Stance On Snooki vs. Honey Boo-Boo

9/15/2012 - Lady Gaga Makes Understated Entrance at Macy's

9/15/2012 - Being Single Is Expensive As Shit: Was Common Sense, Is Now Proven

9/15/2012 - Let These Black Bear Cubs Playing On Rope Swings Remind You What Childhood Is

9/15/2012 - There's A Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Dad

9/14/2012 - Retail Vigilante Slapping 'This Man Beats Women' Stickers on Chris Brown Albums

9/14/2012 - Ryan Lochte Put His Hand On Anna Wintour's Knee

9/14/2012 - Warning: Baby Sloth Drinking Milk May Cause a Slow-Mo Cute Attack

9/14/2012 - Uh-Oh, Lindsay Lohan Is Channeling Mommy Dina

9/14/2012 - Political Erotic Slashfiction Contest is the Best Terrible Idea Ever

9/14/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/14/2012 - The Night Belongs to Amy Winehouse

9/14/2012 - Bionic Hero-Cockroaches Might Become First Responders in Natural Disasters

9/14/2012 - As Rio Gains Fashion Cred, Transgender Models Might Get Lost in the Shuffle

9/14/2012 - Major News Outlet Wants Feminist Author to Explain How She Lost the Baby Weight

9/14/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence's W Cover is for the Birds

9/14/2012 - Values Voters Would Love it if Ladies Could Refrain From Dressing Like Whores

9/14/2012 - TGIF!

9/14/2012 - Gender, Power, and Chris Brown’s Battered Woman Tattoo

9/14/2012 - Calvin Klein, for the Stoic, Color-Shunning Zen Minimalist in You

9/14/2012 - Cat Marnell Schools Us on Angel Dust

9/14/2012 - Samuel L. Jackson to Use String of Expletives to Urge Americans to Vote for President Obama

9/14/2012 - Terrifying PSA Turns Drunk Parents Into Literal Monsters

9/14/2012 - 3 Stupid Ways to Talk About the Chicago Teachers Union Strike

9/14/2012 - 82-Year-Old Nun Breaks into the 'Fort Knox of Uranium' to Expose Lax Security

9/14/2012 - Mitt Romney Thinks Middle Income Is Between $200K and $250K

9/14/2012 - The Explicit, Anatomically Correct 'Tee of Life' Will Haunt Your Dreams (NSFW?)

9/14/2012 - Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Professional Success for Failed Marriage

9/14/2012 - Male Killer Whales Are the Biggest Mama’s Boys of the Animal Kingdom

9/14/2012 - Ralph Lauren, for the 1930s Vaquero-Loving Bullfight Enthusiast in You

9/14/2012 - Who Will Save Her Soul? Jewel Is Singing for Walmart

9/14/2012 - Do You Think She’s Pretty?

9/14/2012 - Embryo Adoption: This Is Really a Thing That Is Happening

9/14/2012 - Most Faithful Dog Ever Has Visited His Master’s Grave Every Night for Six Years

9/14/2012 - Twihard Conspiracy Theories: WHERE DID THOSE PHOTOS TAKEN?!?!

9/14/2012 - Genius Canadian App Generates Snappy Comebacks to Street Harassment

9/14/2012 - Holy Crap the Central Park Rape Suspect is Terrifying

9/14/2012 - Shocker: Topless Photos of Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Nipples

9/13/2012 - Coming to a Bar Near You: Pregnancy Test Vending Machines

9/13/2012 - Vegetarian Farms Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals

9/13/2012 - Scandalous Nipple on Sears’ Website Has Unleashed Smut on Innocent Shoppers (NSFW)

9/13/2012 - Jon Hamm's 'Awkward Moment' Face Is Perfect for a Curb Your Enthusiasm Cameo

9/13/2012 - John Kasich Praises the Heroic Laundering of Political Spouses Everywhere

9/13/2012 - Dina Lohan Slurs Her Way Through Disastrous Dr. Phil Interview

9/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: Republicans Have a Small Government Complex, Yo

9/13/2012 - Kitten Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind a Bit

9/13/2012 - Even Olivia Wilde Doesn't Get a Personal Beyonce Email

9/13/2012 - Meth-Addicted Top Model Alum Gets Help from Dr. Phil

9/13/2012 - Dear Beyoncé, Thank You for Inviting Me to Dinner

9/13/2012 - Woman Discovers Creepy Ex-Boyfriend Living in Her Attic: A Journey in Gifs

9/13/2012 - Proenza Schouler, for the Color-Blind Future-Dwelling Career Gal in You

9/13/2012 - Woman Injects Man's Penis with Silicone, Man Immediately Dies

9/13/2012 - Research Suggests That Women Can Overcome Disgust By Thinking Sexy Thoughts

9/13/2012 - I Lost A Hand To Vogue's Photoshopping

9/13/2012 - Five Tips for the Mansplainers in Your Life

9/13/2012 - Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, To Look "Skinny And Hot"

9/13/2012 - Why Do We Ignore Eating Disorders in Boys?

9/13/2012 - New Footage From RuPaul’s All Stars Drag Race Looks Sickening

9/13/2012 - We Are Witnessing The End of Snake Men

9/13/2012 - Popping Ibuprofen Every Time You're Hung Over Is Making You Go Deaf

9/13/2012 - McKayla Maroney Injured at the Second Stop of a 40-City Tour, Possibly Because Organizers Skimped On Padding

9/13/2012 - He's Made a Huge Mistake: Jason Bateman Keeps Leaking Arrested Development Spoilers

9/13/2012 - A Quick Horror Flick Viewing Makes Abstract Art Way More Awesome, Says Science

9/13/2012 - Marchesa, for the Rich, South Asia-Obsessed Oscar-Winning Actress In You

9/13/2012 - Want to Watch a Supercut of Celebrities Dropping the F-Bomb? Why the Fuck Not

9/13/2012 - Hobby Lobby Crafts Lawsuit to Keep Employees from Getting Slut Pills

9/13/2012 - Honey Boo Boo's Secret Family Recipe for 'Sketti'

9/13/2012 - 73-Year-Old Woman Raped in Central Park, Possibly As Some Sort of Sick Retaliation

9/13/2012 - Alabama Stubbornly Denies Licensing Application of Prospective Abortion Clinic Operator

9/13/2012 - Senators Introduce Awful Legislation to Block Same-Sex Unions from Military Bases

9/13/2012 - In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked Pot In Her Car

9/12/2012 - Dogs in Footwear Are Hilariously Distressed

9/12/2012 - Express Your Outrage About the Gender Pay Gap with These Pithy E-Cards

9/12/2012 - The LIRR Lost and Found Is a Magical Closet of Eclectic Treasure

9/12/2012 - Meanwhile, In London...

9/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: And Now, a Very Awkward Moment of Silence

9/12/2012 - Levi Johnston Spawns a Second Baby, Names It Gun-Face Johnston

9/12/2012 - Jon Kyl Opens His Talking Hole to Compare U.S. Embassy Statement to Victim Blaming a ‘Woman Who Got Raped’

9/12/2012 - Tired Old Cat Takes a Rest on a Bench

9/12/2012 - Tyra Banks Teaches Ryan Lochte How to Smize

9/12/2012 - McDonald's Menus to Begin Telling You How McBad-For-You the Food Is

9/12/2012 - The 16 Most Hideous Looks From Fashion Week

9/12/2012 - Girl with Bubonic Plague Goes to the Zoo

9/12/2012 - Reminder: Jezebel’s Third Annual Fashion Swap Meet is Tomorrow!

9/12/2012 - Lick It Up, Baby: Heathers Could Be Headed to Television

9/12/2012 - Teachers in the U.S. Seem to Be Getting a Raw Deal Compared to Teachers in the Rest of the Developed World

9/12/2012 - Watch a Beautiful Man in Makeup Do a Mesmerizing 2 Chainz Cover

9/12/2012 - Most Graphic Condom Ad Ever Features Fake Bukkake, For Some Reason

9/12/2012 - Taste Test: I Took a Candy Corn Oreo and Put It in My Mouth

9/12/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

9/12/2012 - Birther Convention Cancelled Because Not Enough Idjits Believe the President Was Born in Kenya

9/12/2012 - Amy Poehler Teaches You to Feel Better About Your Body

9/12/2012 - Shockingly, Undeserved Praise Improves Men’s Navigation Skills

9/12/2012 - Flesh-Eating Disease Victim Aimee Copeland on her Loss of Limbs: "It's Just How the Cookie Crumbles"

9/12/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Used Double Spanx and Makeup to Look Thinner on TV

9/12/2012 - Infamous List at Missouri High School Rattles Off Awful Rumors About Senior Girls

9/12/2012 - Genius Purse Will Charge Your Cell Phone Battery

9/12/2012 - What It’s Like to Be a Woman of Color in the Lingerie Industry

9/12/2012 - Vanity Fair Photoshoot Features Mika in Bizarre Tabletop Dancer Pose

9/12/2012 - Shockingly, Britney Spears, Elle Cover Model, Is Not That Into Fashion

9/12/2012 - Sarah Palin Would Like President Obama to Grow a Big Stick

9/12/2012 - How to Be Friends With a Congresswoman

9/12/2012 - Tavi Gevinson Teaches Jimmy Fallon How to Bitchface

9/12/2012 - Controversial Time Cover Mom is Back Breastfeeding on Yet Another Magazine Cover

9/12/2012 - European Parliament Not Thrilled That Euro Leaders Failed to Nominate a Single Woman for Central Bank Position

9/12/2012 - Former Top Model Has Face-Altering Meth Addiction

9/12/2012 - Mittbot Romney Cannot Compute that Gay People Have Families

9/12/2012 - Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians

9/11/2012 - ‘Catching Up On Sleep’ Isn’t a Thing and Your Circadian Clock Will Punish You If You Try It

9/11/2012 - Rebel Wilson's Rap Career Is Totally Next Level

9/11/2012 - Did Noted Turdblossom Karl Rove Warn Komen That It Was Making a Really Bad Decision?

9/11/2012 - These Thighs Were Made for Huggin'

9/11/2012 - Woman Treated to Early Halloween Surprise: A Creepy Ex-Boyfriend Sleeping in Her Heating Ducts

9/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: Here’s the Thing About Obese Pets

9/11/2012 - Today Show Skips 9/11 Coverage to Air Hard-Hitting Interview with Kris Jenner's Boobs

9/11/2012 - Rihanna Would Like You to 'RIHflect' on 9/11

9/11/2012 - Court Rules that Anti-Choice Law Can't Be Used to Prosecute Mother Who Aborted at Home

9/11/2012 - Slender Lorises Mistakenly Accept Invitation to Ill-Fated Pants Party

9/11/2012 - SNL's Taran Killam on his 'Call Your Girlfriend' Video: 'I'm a Robyn Lover'

9/11/2012 - How to Talk to Kids About Homosexuality: Tell Them Being Gay Is Just Like Overeating

9/11/2012 - These Shopping-Oriented Pyramid Schemes Lure in Ladies, Then Steal Their Friends, Cash, and Confidence

9/11/2012 - The Father of Emoticons Hates Emoji :(

9/11/2012 - Fuck All These Fucking Talent Shows.

9/11/2012 - In an Alternate Universe, Titanic's Jack Dawson Would Have Been Played by Elton from Clueless

9/11/2012 - Tammy Baldwin Is a Totally Gross Lesbian for Daring Dance at Gay Pride Parade, Says Asshat Republican

9/11/2012 - Someone Got Slapped at the Zac Posen Runway Show

9/11/2012 - Hooters Hostess Gives Korean Couple Receipt That Reads 'Chinx'

9/11/2012 - Bestselling Fantasy Author Writes Icky Sexist Blog Posts

9/11/2012 - I Went Looking for Internet Cat Freaks, But Instead I Found Myself

9/11/2012 - Marijuana Might Be Bad for Balls, And Cocaine Might Be Good

9/11/2012 - You Don't Just Throw Like a Girl, You Throw Like a Girl With a Baby on her Hip

9/11/2012 - Meet Obie, the 77-lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Weight

9/11/2012 - It's Time to Stop Pretending Abortion and Birth Control Aren't Economic Issues

9/11/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Disrupts Anderson Interview, Thereby Making It 100 Times Better

9/11/2012 - Paul Frank Celebrated Fashion Week With a Racist, Native American-Themed Dream Catchin' Extravaganza

9/11/2012 - JCPenney Had to Dial Back Its Haircut Giveaway Because It Was Working Too Well

9/11/2012 - Gross Gynecologist Charged with Sexually Assaulting a Patient

9/11/2012 - Fare Thee Well? Michele Bachmann Suddenly in Danger of Losing Her Reelection Bid

9/11/2012 - Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other Tales of Terror

9/10/2012 - Filmmaker Makes a Compelling Case in Favor of NYC Soda Ban

9/10/2012 - Is This Bizarre Gym Ad Guilty of Bodybuilder Snarking?

9/10/2012 - Gay Couple Sues Catholic Diocese for Being Allegedly Bigoted About Real Estate Deals

9/10/2012 - So, Is This a Monster Mash?

9/10/2012 - Columbia University Impostor Arrested After Two Weeks of Being Creepy to Actual Freshman

9/10/2012 - Amanda Bynes Refuses to Stop Careening Around Los Angeles Like a Fucking Maniac

9/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: Hooters Strives for the Applebee's Golden Standard

9/10/2012 - Man Apologizes to Cat By Building Him a Cardboard Palace

9/10/2012 - Lucky Duck Andy Cohen Gets to Spend Quality Greenroom Time with Big Ang

9/10/2012 - 'Cold Feet' Is Totally a Thing, and It's Not Good

9/10/2012 - What Happens When Getting Pregnant Gets You Shitcanned?

9/10/2012 - Reminder: Jezebel’s Third Annual Fashion Swap Meet is Thursday

9/10/2012 - Hooters Devises a Rather Pathetic Plan to Lure Wives Inside Its Restaurants

9/10/2012 - Naomi Campbell Was the Surprise Guest on the Runway at the Pretty Pretty Zac Posen Show

9/10/2012 - Who Is Mitt Romney's Pop Culture Twin?

9/10/2012 - You Can Tell Evolutionary Psychology Isn't True Because It's Not True

9/10/2012 - Should Your Landlord Dictate Who Ends Up In Your Bed?

9/10/2012 - 109 Headlines About Jessica Simpson's Baby Weight

9/10/2012 - Google Instant Search Officially No Longer Discriminates Against Bisexuality

9/10/2012 - Original Bachelorette Trista Suffers Depression Following Plastic Surgery Makeover, Would Recommend It Anyway

9/10/2012 - When It Comes to Smoking, All the Cool Kids ARE Doing It

9/10/2012 - SNL Casts Two New Women, No New People of Color

9/10/2012 - Jay Z, Rihanna and Coldplay Close Out the Paralympic Ceremony with Beautiful Music

9/10/2012 - I'm a Porn Star, and if You Harass Me I Will Punch You in the Balls

9/10/2012 - School's Out In Chicago Thanks to a Massive Teacher's Union Strike

9/10/2012 - Taliban Spying on Soldiers By Pretending to be Sexy Ladies on Facebook

9/10/2012 - Diane Von Furstenberg Unveils Google Glasses

9/10/2012 - Men's Rights Activists Don't Deserve the Benefit of the Doubt

9/10/2012 - Prosecutor in Sexual Assault Case May Have Offered Defendants the Special High School Alumni Plea Deal

9/10/2012 - Republican Groups Still Supporting Todd Akin, All Secret-Like

9/10/2012 - Meet the Grump Who's Married to Fifty Shades of Grey's E.L. James

9/10/2012 - Sparkly Nail Polish, Katy Perry, and Frozen Eggs: Meet the Woman-Child

9/10/2012 - How Does Facebook Know You're Pregnant?

9/10/2012 - Vice President Biden Gently Nuzzles Biker Lady's Ear, For Freedom

9/10/2012 - Kirk Cameron Opens His Mouth Just Wide Enough to Accommodate His Stinky Foot

9/10/2012 - Mia Love Accidentally Confirms How Truly Awesomely Awful the GOP Approach to Women’s Healthcare Is

9/10/2012 - The Vaccine Opt-Out Rate Is Alarmingly High in California Private Schools

9/10/2012 - Serena Williams Celebrates in So Many Ways

9/10/2012 - Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field

9/9/2012 - If Nutella and Bacon Were Running Against Each Other for President, Who Would You Vote For?

9/9/2012 - Beyoncé Isn’t Actually Feuding with Kim Kardashian

9/9/2012 - POTUS Endures a Bear Hug from the Pizza Demographic

9/9/2012 - Ann Romney Insists That Mittens Does So Have Empathy

9/9/2012 - Tecate Warns Men Not to Upset Their Tear-Fountain Girlfriends By Calling Them Fat

9/9/2012 - Hollister Models Spread the Good Word About Board Shorts By Flipping-Off South Korean Customers

9/9/2012 - The Night Belongs to Elvis and His Gyrating Hips

9/9/2012 - The 2013 Prabal Gurung Spring Collection: A Pugilistic Overview

9/9/2012 - Pole Dancing Class for Kids Predictably Unnerves Anxious Adults

9/9/2012 - U.S. Gold Medalist Sprinter Tianna Madison Is Being Sued By Her Parents for Defamation

9/9/2012 - Thigh'm Coming for You, Murdoch

9/9/2012 - Germany’s Former First Lady Sues Google to Stop the Internet from Calling Her a Prostitute

9/9/2012 - Woman Might Have Luckily Bought a Renoir at a Flea Market for Fifty Bucks

9/9/2012 - Cats with Thumbs Are Lapping Up All the Dairy Products

9/9/2012 - Chicago’s ‘Milk Ladies’ Are Still Delivering Formula After 30 Years

9/9/2012 - Rep. Joe Walsh Tells Diner Patrons that Sandra Fluke Really Ought to ‘Get a Job’

9/9/2012 - Former Newsweek Revolutionary Lynn Povich Says That Workplace Gender Equality Still Has a Long Way to Go

9/9/2012 - Satellite Dish Barbie Isn't a Big Hit Overseas, Either

9/9/2012 - Penelope Cruz Wants to Reassure Downtrodden Spaniards That She’s Not Even a Little Bit Arrogant

9/8/2012 - Saturday Night Social: On Patsy Cline's Salt-And-Pepper Shaker Collection

9/8/2012 - Tennis Ball Snubbed By Anna Wintour And Bee Shaffer

9/8/2012 - Not Just Men, But Half Of Women Might Have Undiagnosed Sleep Apnea

9/8/2012 - France Altruistically Attempts To Teach Vagina Brains About The Internet

9/8/2012 - Here's How Hard It Is To Get A Pap Smear In Texas Without Planned Parenthood

9/8/2012 - Raise Thigh The Roof Beam, Carpenters

9/8/2012 - D.C. Has Those Lonely, Single Republican Wonks You Ordered

9/8/2012 - Elizabeth Warren Opposes Sex Reassignment Surgery for Transgendered Inmate

9/8/2012 - Bachelorette Writer-Director Leslye Headland: There Are No Happy Endings

9/8/2012 - Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper And The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

9/8/2012 - "Princess Scientist" Trend Actually Discouraging Girls From Pursuing Science

9/8/2012 - This Screaming Sheep Feels Things So You Don't Have To

9/8/2012 - Nicolas Cage's Hairline Denies Creeping on Vanessa Hudgens

9/7/2012 - Tom Cruise's Girlfriend Search Described as a 'Hush-Hush Mission' that Could 'Make the World a Better Place'

9/7/2012 - 20 Badass Quotes From the Women of the DNC

9/7/2012 - Lindsay Lohan, Woman of the People, Request a Tax Cut for Our Nation's Millionaires

9/7/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/7/2012 - The Night Belongs to Gloria Gaynor

9/7/2012 - Why Ann Romney Won't Answer Questions About Birth Control and Gay Marriage

9/7/2012 - Stranger on a Train: 'I Would Fucking Kill You Bitch'

9/7/2012 - Asshole Businessman Who Threatened to Rape and Kill Women Gets Four Years in Jail

9/7/2012 - How to Survive the Demise of Your Favorite Celebrity Couple

9/7/2012 - Moors, Heartbreak and Betrayal: The Breathtaking Trailer for Wuthering Heights

9/7/2012 - Save the Date: Jezebel's Third Annual Fashion Swap Meet

9/7/2012 - All the Single Ladies Were Missing From the Republican and Democratic Conventions

9/7/2012 - Great. Breast Cancer Prevention May Lead to Breast Cancer

9/7/2012 - TGIF!

9/7/2012 - Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bitterness

9/7/2012 - Drunk Sex in the Penalty Box: More Details From Boston University's Hockey Team Sexual Assault Scandal

9/7/2012 - The World's No. 1 Junior Tennis Player, Taylor Townsend, Has Been Told to Slim Down

9/7/2012 - Designers Not Exactly Thrilled About Dressing Ann Romney

9/7/2012 - How to Tell Your Parents You're a Prostitute

9/7/2012 - The Five Articles You Read About Fashion Week

9/7/2012 - It's Your Fault If You're Sexually Assaulted by a Drunk Cop, and Other Lessons from Arizona

9/7/2012 - Pussy Riot Would Like to Thank You By Burning a Photo of Putin

9/7/2012 - Tampon Pellet Fuel Exists, and You Definitely Shouldn't Order Feminine Products from eBay

9/7/2012 - Democrat or Republican, We Can All Agree That the Obama Girls Are the Best

9/7/2012 - Some Idiot Asks Illinois Attn. Gen. Lisa Madigan Three Times If She Can Be a Mom and Be Governor at the Same Time

9/7/2012 - Supermodel Bar Refaeli Stars in Bizarre, Rapey Ad for New Israeli App

9/7/2012 - The Good, the Bad and the Very Ugly Clothes of the MTV Awards

9/7/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Gabrielle Giffords Leads the Pledge of Allegiance

9/7/2012 - Vladimir Putin Would Like You to Know That He's Totally Into Group Sex

9/7/2012 - Looks Like There Might Be a Wonder Woman TV Show After All

9/7/2012 - Kansas Residents Disapprove of ‘Sexting’ Statue

9/7/2012 - Nanny College Admits Its First Fully-Matriculated Dude Student in 120-Year History

9/7/2012 - Um, Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown Last Night at the MTV Awards

9/6/2012 - Safe Sex and Teen Pregnancy Score Some ‘Product Placement’ Spots on TV

9/6/2012 - Cheetah and Puppy Wrestle All Over Your Heart

9/6/2012 - Obese Pets Get Their Very Own Heavy Weights Camp, Sort Of

9/6/2012 - Condom Maker Sued for Appropriating the Name of the French Town of Condom

9/6/2012 - Watch Gabby Giffords Lead the Best Pledge of Allegiance Ever

9/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: Please Send Bail

9/6/2012 - Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Separating After 9 Years of Adorable Marriage

9/6/2012 - Michelle Obama Stops By the Late Show for a Special DNC-Themed Top 10

9/6/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know That She Totally Didn't Say Those Nasty Things About Tom Cruise

9/6/2012 - Dammit, Jerry! It's the Parks and Rec Blooper Reel!

9/6/2012 - What Will Anna Wintour Do After Vogue?

9/6/2012 - The Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech

9/6/2012 - J. Peterman Hawks Dresses, Gets a Little Rapey

9/6/2012 - For the Love of All That’s Holy: You Don’t Lose Your Identity When You Become a Parent, You Lose Your Minutes

9/6/2012 - Tracy Reese Rushing to Get Michelle Obama's DNC Dress in Stores

9/6/2012 - "On My Tits, I Had Disco Pasties": Hilarious Missed Connections From Burning Man

9/6/2012 - The 'Men Are From Shopping Mars, Women Are From Shopping Venus' Bullshit Needs to Stop

9/6/2012 - Olivia Pope's Wardrobe Secrets, Revealed

9/6/2012 - Boston University's Hockey Players Have a 'Sexual Entitlement' Problem

9/6/2012 - We Read So You Don't Have To: The Year's Biggest Ladymags, Rated and Graded

9/6/2012 - Let's Talk About Sex (So We Can Enjoy It)

9/6/2012 - Is Mitt Romney Really Winning Over Women?

9/6/2012 - Sleeping Next to Newborns May Sap Men’s Precious Stores of Man Aura

9/6/2012 - Katie Holmes Will Be Extra-Rich Thanks to Her New Bobbi Brown Contract

9/6/2012 - Christina Aguilera Gets a Breast Reduction from the Surgeons at Lucky

9/6/2012 - How to Be Friends With Another Woman

9/6/2012 - The Hug Is Never Just a Hug: Bill and Barack Are Perfectly Physical

9/6/2012 - Actors Will Need to Audition for Aretha Franklin Movie in Front of Aretha Franklin

9/6/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Goes Dumpster Diving

9/6/2012 - Gabby Douglas Scores Perfect 10 on Challenging 'Pledge of Allegiance' Apparatus

9/6/2012 - NY Strip Club Seeks Tax Exemption Because Art

9/6/2012 - Meet the Jedi of Handmade Chocolate, Patricia Tsai

9/6/2012 - 10 Ways the Democratic Party Is Trying to Be Your Best Friend

9/6/2012 - Bill Clinton Brings Down the House, But All We Can Talk About Is Hillary

9/6/2012 - Israeli Women Fight to Be Seen and Heard

9/6/2012 - AHHH New Downton Abbey Trailers!!#!@%^#!!

9/6/2012 - Teens Make Up Different Stories About Themselves According to Gender

9/6/2012 - Glenn Beck Pouts About How American Airlines Was Mean to Him

9/6/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash

9/5/2012 - Sandra Fluke Gives the Romney/Ryan Ticket a Stern Talking-To

9/5/2012 - Battle of the Sexes Board Game Will Make for Awkward, Boring Times

9/5/2012 - France’s First Lady Wins Suit Against French Celebrity Magazine for Publishing Bikini Photos

9/5/2012 - Adorable Dog Flips Its Shit Over Mail Delivery

9/5/2012 - Colorado Girl Staves Off Bubonic Plague, Gains Unfair Advantage in Future AP European History Class

9/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: Cancer Is No Match for Judy Blume's Pen

9/5/2012 - Tom Cruise Camp 'Probably Won't Sue' Over 'Bogus' Vanity Fair Article About Secret Vagina Auditions

9/5/2012 - CNN's Resident Conservative Jackass Calls the DNC 'The Vagina Monologues'

9/5/2012 - RuPaul Reminds Us That She's All Smoke and Mirrors

9/5/2012 - Amber Riley's Rendition of the National Anthem Will Make You Feel All Star Spangled

9/5/2012 - New App Helps You Keep a Log of All the Nearby Boners

9/5/2012 - Workshopping Rape

9/5/2012 - The Dress Michelle Obama Wore Last Night Wasn't Just Pretty… It Sent a Message

9/5/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

9/5/2012 - This Bad Lip Reading of Twilight Makes the Movie So Much Better

9/5/2012 - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s Whackadoodle Niece Has Dumb Opinion of Michelle Obama

9/5/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton Got Knocked Up After Watching Hot Sweaty Olympic Athletes

9/5/2012 - Soledad O'Brien Calls Tea Party Spokeswoman's Dog Whistle Racism 'Very Odd'

9/5/2012 - Kristen Stewart Stares Out Sadly from the Cover of British Vogue

9/5/2012 - Jeremy Renner's New Hansel and Gretel Movie Could Be the Sleeper Stoner Hit of the Generation

9/5/2012 - GQ Ran Out of Clothes for Its Woman of the Year

9/5/2012 - Judy Blume Had Breast Cancer But It's Gonna Be Okay

9/5/2012 - Meet Xavius, The World's Most Influential Instagram Artist

9/5/2012 - Kate White on Law and Order, Nancy Drew, and Not Meeting Her First Husband

9/5/2012 - A Call to Arms for Decent Men

9/5/2012 - Orange County Magazine Accidentally/On-Purpose Becomes Whore Magazine

9/5/2012 - This 3-Year-Old Just Styled All Over the Democratic National Convention

9/5/2012 - America's Parents Prank Kids With Intentionally Horrible Back-to-School Outfits

9/5/2012 - Meet Pauline Marois, Quebec's Controversial First Woman Premier

9/5/2012 - Being an Animal Person Is Part Inherited, Part Not Being Menaced by Animals as a Child

9/5/2012 - Wives of Presidential Candidates Are More Electable Than Actual Presidential Candidates

9/5/2012 - Michelle Obama's Nails Are the Hit of the DNC

9/5/2012 - Isla Fisher Talks About the Time Her Mom Got Tea-Bagged

9/5/2012 - Both E.U. and U.S. Want More Young Girls to Get Vaccinated for HPV

9/5/2012 - The Faces of Drunk People Are Riddled with Hotspots and Shame

9/5/2012 - Nancy Pelosi Reassures Us That the GOP Platform Is a Constipated Mess of Inconsistencies

9/5/2012 - Pippa Middleton's Big Night in NYC Included Talking to Chace Crawford for 10 Minutes

9/4/2012 - Brussels Imposes a Foul Language Fine to Protect Its Delicate Waffles

9/4/2012 - Awful New SuperPAC Warns Against Gay Marriage, Not Maintaining a Secure Grainary

9/4/2012 - Small Business Loans Help Village Women in Indian Protect Themselves Against Horrible Modern Witch Hunts

9/4/2012 - Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Receive a Walk of Fame Star

9/4/2012 - Madeleine Albright Can’t Fathom Why Any Woman Would Ever Vote for Mitt Romney

9/4/2012 - Former Employees Sue William Shatner for Supposedly Being a Crazy, Harassing Creep

9/4/2012 - Comment of the Day: When an Imaginary Runner Races an Invisible Sitter

9/4/2012 - Judge Approves First-Ever Sex Reassignment Surgery for Transgendered Inmate

9/4/2012 - Seth Rogan Gets Passed Over for the Role of Tom Cruise's Girlfriend, Is Not Happy About It

9/4/2012 - Let's Have a Good Giggle Along Side this Adorable Ticklish Meerkat

9/4/2012 - New York City Puts Public School Students on a Diet, Because the Kids are Too Damn Fat

9/4/2012 - In Defense of Cheating

9/4/2012 - World Hijab Day Has Got It All Wrong

9/4/2012 - That's It: We're Officially Over Public Marriage Proposals

9/4/2012 - Steve Harvey's New Show Excels in Stating the Obvious

9/4/2012 - Republican National Convention Attendees Sure Love Sugar Daddy Relationships

9/4/2012 - Wet Seal's Job Requirements for Store Managers: Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, White Skin

9/4/2012 - Azealia Banks Celebrates Nineties Nostalgia with '1991'

9/4/2012 - Sarah Palin Ran a Faster Marathon Than Libertarian Macho Man Paul Ryan

9/4/2012 - Men and Women (Literally) Have Different Views of the World

9/4/2012 - Diverse Vaginas and the Joy of Submission: We Read the Gross Book Written by a High School Girls Basketball Coach So You Don't Have To

9/4/2012 - Bullet Dodged: Chrissie Hynde Almost Married Sid Vicious for U.K. Citizenship

9/4/2012 - Pippa Middleton Just Might Attend New York Fashion Week

9/4/2012 - Jillian Michaels to Return to Biggest Loser and Direct Her Steely Focus on Kids

9/4/2012 - Will New EIC Joanna Coles Change Cosmopolitan?

9/4/2012 - Breakups Turn People Into Sick, Hairless Mutants

9/4/2012 - 'Godmother of Cocaine' Gunned Down in Colombia

9/4/2012 - A Badass Challenge to Those Sexist 'Lipstick Myth' Studies

9/4/2012 - Frozen Embryos Superior to Fresh Ones for IVF

9/4/2012 - Sean Penn Hunts Down Holocaust Criminals in Lipstick

9/4/2012 - Magic 'Husband-Finding' Metal-Shard Sweater Probably Won’t Help You Find a Husband

9/4/2012 - The Duggars Aren't Just a Family, They're a Cult

9/4/2012 - Harvard Med School Cited for Being Generally Neglectful of Its Lab Animals

9/4/2012 - President Obama Gets the Stoner Endorsement in New Harold & Kumar DNC Ad

9/4/2012 - Paul Haggis Confirms That the Church of Scientology Tried to Pygmalion a Girlfriend for Tom Cruise

9/4/2012 - Researchers Find That Organic Food Offers Few Extra Health Benefits Other Than Moral Superiority, Of Course

9/4/2012 - Nicki Minaj Is Voting For Mitt Romney Because Everything She Raps Is Definitely True

9/3/2012 - NBC Interns Sit-In for Anchors, Awkwardly Discuss Batman

9/3/2012 - ‘Bride-Napping’ in Romania Is Exactly the Sort of Caprice American Weddings Are Missing

9/3/2012 - So North Carolina Is Actually For Lovers

9/3/2012 - Iranian Discus Thrower Refuses to Shake Kate Middleton’s Hand at the Paralympics and the World Nibbles Its Cuticles

9/3/2012 - Comment of the Day: Science!

9/3/2012 - Michael Clarke Duncan Died Suddenly This Morning at Age 54

9/3/2012 - Apathy Is an Aphrodisiac: Why Do Dudes Always Hit on Me When I'm Dressed Down?

9/3/2012 - The Brooklyn Peaches Will Inspire You to Start Your Own Neighborhood Synchronized Swimming Team

9/3/2012 - Isla Fisher Calls Her Bachelorette Character An 'Overconfident Dumb-Dumb"

9/3/2012 - 'Menopause Is a Punchline to a Joke': An Interview With Alison Bechdel on the Occasion of Her 50th Birthday

9/3/2012 - Would You Forget Your Most Painful Memories If You Could?

9/3/2012 - 'Anti-Model' Women's Magazine Considering Using Models Again

9/3/2012 - Retired Doctor Says It's Harder to Be an Abortion Provider Now Than Before Roe V. Wade

9/3/2012 - What If Everyone Had Only One True Soul Mate, a Random Person Somewhere in the World?

9/3/2012 - Gabby Douglas's Former Coaches Should Stop Asking Her to Be Grateful

9/3/2012 - 'Adderall Alternative' Advertises on Harvard's Student Newspaper Website

9/3/2012 - Kanye Leads Introspective Twitter Debate (With Himself) Re: the Word 'Bitch'

9/2/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: The World's Sexiest Power Couple

9/2/2012 - Sun Myung Moon, Founder of Mass-Marriage Church, Dies at 92

9/2/2012 - Surprise! Gay Conservatives Make Just as Little Sense as Straight Conservatives

9/2/2012 - Clash of the Thightans

9/2/2012 - Orthodox Rabbis Fight NYC’s Effort to Warn Parents About Herpes Risks of Ancient Circumcision Ritual

9/2/2012 - Pregnant Women Undergoing Methadone Treatment Caught in a Lose-Lose Struggle to Shake Addiction and Keep Their Kids

9/2/2012 - Stare Into the Beady Eyes of a Champion

9/2/2012 - Mister Rogers Is Being Replaced with a Tiger Cub and Animated Pizzazz

9/2/2012 - Liam Hemsworth Is Mostly Shirtless in the Love & Honor Trailer

9/2/2012 - Parents Set Up Creepy Facebook Sting to Expose Their Daughter’s Sex-Offender Boyfriend

9/2/2012 - Photographic Proof That Your Sunday Morning Is Still Missing Something

9/2/2012 - 13-Year-Old Pakistani Girl May Not Face Death Penalty for Blasphemy After All

9/2/2012 - Alleged ICE ‘Mean Girl’ Suzanne Barr Steps Down, Steadfastly Denies Misconduct

9/2/2012 - The Church of Scientology May Have Tried to Turn an Iranian Actress into a Suitable Tom Cruise Companion

9/1/2012 - Saturday Night Social: We Hope You Live Forever, Lily Tomlin

9/1/2012 - Abercrombie & Fitch Is No Longer The Swaddling Cloth of The Popular

9/1/2012 - Lack Of Sleep Contributes To a More Aggressive Form of Post-Menopausal Breast Cancer

9/1/2012 - College Duck Mascot Parodies "Gangnam Style" To Create The Citizen Kane Of Viral Videos

9/1/2012 - 'Cause You're Hot Then You're Cold

9/1/2012 - Molly Ringwald Got Advice From Bret Easton Ellis About Her Novel

9/1/2012 - Today In Duh, Strong Female TV Characters Are Good For Everyone

9/1/2012 - What Makes You Chug a Beer is The Shape Of Your Glass, Not Your Raging Alcoholism

9/1/2012 - After 50 Years of Silence, Manufacturer Apologizes For The Whole Thalidomide Thing

9/1/2012 - Backstreet Boys Now Backstreet Men

9/1/2012 - In Two Days Mayor Bloomberg Will Make You Put Your Nipple In Your Kid's Mouth

9/1/2012 - Adorable Possum Attempts to Crawl Into Camera

9/1/2012 - Rihanna Goes Out Partying For A Change, Smashes Glass Table