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2012 October
10/30/2012 - Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord
10/30/2012 - Nasal spray that increases female arousal ready for clinical trials
10/30/2012 - Eat Your Entire Fridge: NYC Power Will Be Down For at Least Several More Days
10/30/2012 - Elizabeth Taylor Crafted From the Fabric of Something She Might've Worn
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Here Is What Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas Did During The Hurricane If You Care
10/30/2012 - Still Scared About the Storm? Elmo Is Here for You
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Dirt Bag: Kelsey Grammer Defends Partying with His Newborn at the Playboy Mansion
10/30/2012 - What’s Everyone Numbing Their Minds With While Stranded at Home?
10/30/2012 - If You're Confused About Whether or Not to Wear Blackface, Just Err on the Side of NOT
10/30/2012 - After Sandy
10/30/2012 - Bunny Food
10/30/2012 - 'Jersey Shore' Cast Is Super Upset That Seaside Got More Trashed Than Deena on Meatball Day
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Olivia Munn Is a Very Courageous Journalist Who Hangs Out with Very Courageous Journalists
10/30/2012 - Subway Service Will Probably Remain Fucked Up for Weeks, If Not Months
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - and she's not even pretty!
10/30/2012 - The Show Must Go On
10/30/2012 - Coco Austin, Intrepid Weatherwoman
10/30/2012 - Dr. Ruth Tells it Like it is
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Everyone, Don't Worry, THE PONIES ARE OKAY
10/30/2012 - Here Are Some Politicians Who Think Climate Change Is Bullshit
10/30/2012 - Gawker.com
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Tasteful American Apparel Ad Hawks U-Neck Dresses In The Midst Of Sandy's Massive Destruction
10/30/2012 - Hurricane Sandy's Impact on Retail to Total in the Billions
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
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10/30/2012 - How to Donate and Volunteer Responsibly
10/30/2012 - DON'T GO OUTSIDE
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Stacey Dash and Paul Ryan: BFFs 4evs ~*LYLAS *~
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - NO HEADLINE
10/30/2012 - Meanwhile, In Gossipland…
10/30/2012 - this is whitney's tumblr.
10/30/2012 - Lydia Callis Is Our Hurricane Hero
10/30/2012 - Greetings!
10/29/2012 - This Sleepy Baby Kangaroo Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
10/29/2012 - Coco Is Turned On by Extreme Weather
10/29/2012 - Death and Candy: A Special Halloween Edition of Ask a Mortician
10/29/2012 - Here's How to Survive a Social Media Blackout
10/29/2012 - The New Carly Rae Jepsen Video Features a Round of Suck and Blow
10/29/2012 - The Weekend's Good, Bad, and Culturally Insensitive Celebrity Halloween Costumes
10/29/2012 - Having Conquered Adult Drama, Shonda Rhimes Tries Teen SciFi
10/29/2012 -
Cooking Light
Magazine Editor Can't Find Any Lady Chefs Without Your Help
10/29/2012 - The 21 Types of Jerks You Meet During a Hurricane
10/29/2012 - Be Honest: Do You Actually Have Anything Better to Do Than Watch a Russian Cat Circus?
10/29/2012 - Now You Can Dress Like Patsy: Joanna Lumley to Auction Off 'Absolutely Fabulous' Costumes
10/29/2012 - Nanny Accused of Stabbing Two Kids Awake and Talking…But Not About Murder
10/29/2012 - Rampant Gay Buttsex and Rugmunching Caused Hurricane Sandy, Says Wise Pastor
10/29/2012 - Drew Barrymore Said To Be Ditching Cover Girl To Start Her Own Cosmetics Brand
10/29/2012 - Equinox Gym Offering Free Hurricane Workouts if You're Crazy Enough to Leave Your House
10/29/2012 - How Can We Make Middle School Less of a Piece of Shit?
10/29/2012 - DreamWorks Animation Now Has a Woman Of Color as its Chairman
10/29/2012 - Ashley Madison Takes a Very Cheap Shot at Spain's Queen Sofia
10/29/2012 - Big Hair, Neon and '80s New York: Here’s a Look at Baby Bradshaw in
The Carrie Diaries
10/29/2012 -
Basketball Wives
' Tami Gets a Weight-loss Endorsement Deal
10/29/2012 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: Jim Cantore Severe Weather Edition
10/29/2012 - Women Who Report Sexual Harassment at Work Often Get Treated Even Shittier As a Result
10/29/2012 - Show Us Your Frankenstorm Food Stash
10/29/2012 - Female Viagra Is Almost Here and Will Be Available as a Nasal Spray
10/29/2012 - Tami Taylor Confirms That Women of
Friday Night Lights
Would Hate Mitt Romney
10/29/2012 - Pepperdine Student Paper Publishes Insane Piece on Dangers of Dressing Like a Slut on Halloween
10/29/2012 - Muslims and Hindus Are Much Less Likely to Have Sex Before Marriage
10/29/2012 - Hey, Let's Watch Some Baby Sloths
10/29/2012 - Man Has Wife's Vulva Carved on Headstone So He'll Never Forget It Her
10/29/2012 - W. Kamau Bell Hits the Streets to Ask, 'What's So Wrong With a Little Cat Calling?'
10/29/2012 - Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid Gynecologists
10/28/2012 - Instacane Brings Us 'Amaro' and 'X-Pro' Tinged Photos of Frankenstorm
10/28/2012 - This Cat's Halloween Costume is Way Better Than Your Halloween Costume
10/28/2012 - Frankenstorm Gives Mayor Michael Bloomberg a Chubby
10/28/2012 - Photo of Jennifer Aniston Looking at Drew Barrymore's Baby Sure to Make Everyone Think Aniston Is Baby Crazy
10/28/2012 - French Same-Sex Marriage Protesters Spew Hateful Garbage, Two Women Awesomely Respond by Making Out
10/28/2012 - Twins Get Perfect SAT Scores, Share Stick of Doublemint Gum to Celebrate
10/28/2012 - Sophia Petrillo (and President Obama) Warn Northeast: There's a Storm a Comin'
10/28/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Why Do People Think God Is a Dude?
10/28/2012 - Horror Movies Totally Burn Calories, Attests Science
10/28/2012 - Figure Skating Before It Was Cool
10/28/2012 - Texas Woman Beats the Breast Milk Donation Record by a Dizzying 23 Gallons
10/28/2012 - Recently Beleaguered Pro-Life Politician Romances the Ladies with Dinner and Some Mediocre Weed
10/28/2012 - Woman Who Was Set Ablaze During Her C-Section Fails to Win a Lawsuit Against her Obstetrician
10/28/2012 - The Great Galloping Thighmaster
10/28/2012 - Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays with Its Food
10/28/2012 - Blonde-Haired Child Beggar in Mexico Sparks a Not-So Polite Discussion About Racism
10/28/2012 - Fearless Dog Conquers Frankenstorm, Is Rewarded with Floaty Toy
10/28/2012 - Police Have Yet to File Charges in the Manhattan Nanny Murders
10/28/2012 - Frankenstorm Is a Great Opportunity to Take a Much-Needed Hurrication
10/28/2012 - The Curious Case of Botswana’s Androgynous Lionesses
10/28/2012 - Don’t Look Now, but the Bengals Cheerleader Who Had Sex with Her High School Student Is Probs Getting a Reality Show
10/28/2012 - Hollywood’s Invisible Love Interest: The Overweight Black Woman
10/27/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday And R.I.P, Emily Post
10/27/2012 - Thigh'll Be Seeing You
10/27/2012 - Roseanne Barr Accused of Transphobia After Negative Tweet About Green Party Candidate Jill Stein
10/27/2012 - The Possibility Of Frankenstorm Gets Everyone All Tingly
10/27/2012 - Marina Krim's Mommy Blog Pulled Off of Livejournal After Nanny Murder
10/27/2012 - Is This Ad The Worst Breast Cancer Awareness Spot Ever?
10/27/2012 - Lena Dunham's Pro-Obama Ad Brought to You by Russia & Satan, Says Minnesota Republican
10/27/2012 - Chaka Khan's Every Woman, Therefore We All Have a Cool GQ Plaque Now
10/27/2012 - So Claire's Is Hawking A Pretty Phallic Cell Phone Charm
10/27/2012 - Planned Parenthood Buys Some Time In Texas Women's Health Plan
10/27/2012 - But Seriously, Quit Smoking Before You're 30 So You Can Live a Decade Longer
10/27/2012 - Pipsqueak The Smallest Goat of All Time Joins Open-Minded Dog Family
10/27/2012 - Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche Nugget
10/27/2012 - I Donated My Eggs for $4,500
10/26/2012 - 'I Don't Live My Life Making Fun of People': Justin Timberlake Responds to Homeless-Gate 2012
10/26/2012 - Let's Help Each Other Figure Out Last-Minute Halloween Costumes
10/26/2012 -
Of Course
Ryan Lochte Has a Nephew Named Trustin
10/26/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
10/26/2012 - The Moment You Become a Parent, You Inherit a Ticker Tape of Fear
10/26/2012 - This Dog Really Loves Walks and Really Hates Baths
10/26/2012 - It Takes a Village, and That Includes Nannies
10/26/2012 - News Station Asks Whether Readers Think Women 'Do Enough' To Ensure They Don't Get Roofied
10/26/2012 - Zoe Saldana Gets Dark Makeup, Prosthetic Nose to Play Nina Simone
10/26/2012 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!
10/26/2012 - One Mistake Won't Ruin Your Life. Remember That.
10/26/2012 - Your Marriage Will Be Happier If Your Husband Is Better-Educated Than You
10/26/2012 - 14-Year-Old Girl Shot by Taliban Is Speaking, Shows No Signs of Brain Damage
10/26/2012 - Def Jam Rapper Caught on Camera Beating the Crap Out of a Woman
10/26/2012 - How To Call Out Your Roommate for Shitting on the Floor
10/26/2012 - Is Halloween the Best Holiday? The Answer is Yes.
10/26/2012 - Is This the Worst Reality TV Casting Call Ever?
10/26/2012 - Usher's Dinner Date Is a Real Dog (an Adorable Dog!)
10/26/2012 - The Candidates' Wives Regale American Voters With Stories of Chicken and Toiletries
10/26/2012 - No Book Can Teach You How to Find Love, and Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Wants Your Money
10/26/2012 - Glam Gowns and Lurking Lagerfeld at the Fashion Group International Night Of Stars
10/26/2012 - Compassionate Mitt Romney Thinks Gay Parents Aren't Real Parents
10/26/2012 - Obie the 77-Pound Dachshund Is Now at the Center of a Raging Custody Battle
10/26/2012 - Manhattan Nanny Stabbing Tragedy Brings Out the Worst in UrbanBaby Commenters
10/26/2012 - Forever 21 Incurs Subpoenas Over Alleged Violations of Labor Laws
10/26/2012 -
Teen Mom 2
Returns With Outdated Storylines That Happened Over a Year Ago
10/26/2012 - Miserable Troll Ann Coulter Forced to Cancel Speaking Engagement Because Everyone Hates Her
10/26/2012 - 'I Consider Myself a True Gentleman': Excerpts From the Cannibal Cop's OKCupid Profile
10/26/2012 - MTV Settles Rape Lawsuit With
Real World
Alum After Implying She Asked for It
10/26/2012 - Oh My Sweet Teacup! Is This the World's Smallest Dog?
10/26/2012 - Lolo Jones Joins U.S. Bobsled Team, Will Get Some Kind of Olympic Medal If It Kills Her
10/26/2012 - Obama Wants You to Vote Like Your Vagina Depends On It
10/26/2012 - Canadian Anti-Choice Wackos Awarded Diamond Jubilee Medals
10/26/2012 - Retired Playboy Bunnies Seem Like Ladies We'd Want To Hang Out With
10/26/2012 - Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her Heart
10/25/2012 - President Obama Publicly Backs Same-Sex Marriage Laws
10/25/2012 - Let's Talk Halloween Candy: What Are You Giving Out This Year?
10/25/2012 - Pigs Eating Pumpkins For the Greater Good
10/25/2012 - Slut-Shamed Teen Commits Suicide, Taunted by Classmates To the Very End
10/25/2012 - Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Over Dumbass Billy Bush, Stumps for Obama, Wins the Election For Our Hearts
10/25/2012 - Cameron Diaz Totally Cockblocks Chris Martin, Lucky Him
10/25/2012 - Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Is Finally Like, 'Uuuuugh, I'm Done with You Fuckers'
10/25/2012 - Comment of the Day: Beauty is My Afterbirth, a Poem
10/25/2012 - Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Are Birds of Butthole Feather
10/25/2012 - What's Your Sexytime Soundtrack?
10/25/2012 - For the Love of God, Will We Ever Stop Asking if Men and Women Can Really Be 'Just Friends'?
10/25/2012 - Andrea Peyser Thinks Romney Is the "True Feminist Candidate," Clearly Doesn't Understand Feminism
10/25/2012 - New Law Could Force Porn Actors to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
10/25/2012 - Tiniest Canine Disguised as Largest Land Mammal
10/25/2012 - The 'Pussification' of America: Trinity College's Greek Houses Go Co-Ed
10/25/2012 - What Would
The Exorcist
Look Like if It Were an '80s Sitcom?
10/25/2012 - Woman Writes About Sexism in the Skeptic Community; Men Get Violently Upset About Their Own Feelings
10/25/2012 - Let's Scare the Crap Out of Everyone: Tell Us Your Most Terrifying Tales
10/25/2012 - New Site Tracks How Many Days Have Passed Since a Republican Said Something Shitty About Rape
10/25/2012 - Christina Aguilera's Bones Mangled in Terrible Photoshop Incident
10/25/2012 - Poll: What Kind Of Self Tanner Do You Think Mitt Romney Uses?
10/25/2012 - Tina Fey Has Had it Up To Here With 'Grey-Faced Men' Telling Women What Rape Is
10/25/2012 - 'Birth Art': The Most Horrifying Trend Ever
10/25/2012 - Voters Who Are Neither Moms Nor Waitresses Now Being Referred to as 'Waitress Moms'
10/25/2012 - NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook and Eat Women. Really.
10/25/2012 - Mitt Romney's Dark Secret Is Spray Tans
10/25/2012 - Voter ID Laws Are Actually a Sneaky Way to Silence Women of Color
10/25/2012 - Everyone Still Loves Hillary Clinton
10/25/2012 - Drunk Girl Therapist Has Relationship Advice for You
10/25/2012 - Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the
Cloud Atlas
Premiere
10/25/2012 - Women, Ovulating or Not, Are More Sexually Attracted to Sexually Attractive Men
10/25/2012 - Stephen Colbert Invites Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls For Charity
10/25/2012 - The Twelve Most Depressing Things About the Election, and How You Can Make Yourself Feel Better
10/25/2012 - New Concerns Raised Over Pregnant Women Taking Anti-Depressants
10/25/2012 - Pennsylvania Bill Requires Low-Income Women to Prove They Were Raped in Order to Qualify for Welfare
10/25/2012 - Brazilian Woman's Virginity Sold at Auction for $780,000
10/25/2012 - Women Can't Do Pull-Ups and the Presidential Physical Fitness Test Is a Lie
10/25/2012 - The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total Disaster
10/25/2012 - President Obama on Leno Tonight: 'Rape Is Rape. It Is a Crime.'
10/24/2012 - New Report: the U.S. Isn't Doing So Great at the Whole Gender Equality Thing
10/24/2012 - Cat Bounce Has Been Sent From the Future to Ensure Total Cat Domination
10/24/2012 - Court Rules That Lap Dances Aren't Dramatic and Artistic Enough for Tax Exemption
10/24/2012 - Tom Cruise Is Suing the Tabloids for Saying He Abandoned Suri in Her Hour of Need
10/24/2012 - This Dance-Off Between Students and School Administrator is the Best Teen Movie We've Ever Seen
10/24/2012 - Comment of the Day: the Butterflies Are Winning, Welcome to Hell
10/24/2012 - Justin Bieber Is Hanging Out with Oprah
10/24/2012 - Heads Will Roll: Teen Mary Queen of Scots Is Headed for the CW
10/24/2012 - Tom Hanks Performed a
Full House
Slam Poem So, Yes, There Probably Is a God
10/24/2012 - Doutzen Kroes Not Bothered by Leak of Unretouched Pics
10/24/2012 - Sexytime Dilemmas: Threesomes, Limp Dicks, and Boning More People Than You Can Count
10/24/2012 - Watch Lana Wachowski's Moving Speech About Her Transgender Experience
10/24/2012 - Help Us Decipher This Hate Mail We Received [Updated]
10/24/2012 - James Bond Was Cool, But There Were Hot Messes at the
Skyfall
Premiere
10/24/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
10/24/2012 - CNN Thinks Crazy Ladies Can't Help Voting With Their Vaginas Instead of Their Brains
10/24/2012 - Cool, Now Anti-Choicers Are Stabbing People Over Planned Parenthoods That Don't Even Provide Abortions
10/24/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Pees Sitting Down
10/24/2012 - Special Olympian With Down Syndrome Writes Awesome Open Letter to Ann Coulter About Her Use of 'Retard'
10/24/2012 -
America's Next Top Model
Judge Is Charged With Felony Assault
10/24/2012 - You Can Now Pay a Thai Woman $350 to Slap the Wrinkles Off of You
10/24/2012 - Romney Says He Still Supports GOP Senate Candidate Who Thinks Rape Is ‘Something God Intended’
10/24/2012 - Reddit HQ Feels for You, Ladies, But Free Speech Is More Important
10/24/2012 - Can You Literally Laugh Your Ass Off?
10/24/2012 - No, This Isn't Lisa Frank, it's Goddamned Actual Butterflies
10/24/2012 - Chill Out, Everyone: You Can Still Get Freaky on Camera and Have It Not End Up Online
10/24/2012 - Canoe Rides, Beach Towns, and Lovesick White People: Yep, a New Nicholas Sparks Movie Is on Its Way
10/24/2012 - Losing Weight Won’t Fill the Emptiness Inside. Only Cake Can Do That.
10/24/2012 - Watch Strangers Tell A Little Boy in a Costume Store That He Can't Be a Princess for Halloween
10/24/2012 - Whose 'October Surprise' Will Be More Shocking, Gloria Allred's or Donald Trump's?
10/24/2012 - New Jewish Sex Site Brings the Fun to the Frum
10/24/2012 - Hate Group Bullies School Board Into Rescinding Basic Rights for Transgender Students
10/24/2012 - Sea Lion Returns to the Ocean Like a (Giant, Awesome) Fish to Water
10/24/2012 - Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend
10/23/2012 -
Brave
's Female Director Says She Was Hired for First Job Because of Her Lady Parts
10/23/2012 - Lisa Frank Enjoys a Rainbow-Colored Resurrection at Urban Outfitters (of Course)
10/23/2012 - Adorable Fox Loves Marshmallows, We Love Adorable Fox
10/23/2012 - GOP Senate Candidate Richard Mourdock Thinks Rape Is 'Something God Intended'
10/23/2012 - Hugh Jackman Opens Up About Being Abandoned by His Mom
10/23/2012 - Happy Halloween: Chris Brown Posts Instagram Photos of a Bloody Woman
10/23/2012 - Comment of the Day: Popular Bro Gets Schooled by Girl Who Doesn't Wear Makeup
10/23/2012 - Kitten's Awake aaaaaaand Now It's Asleep
10/23/2012 - Sadface: Lindsay Lohan Live-Tweeted Last Night's Debates
10/23/2012 - Story of the 83-Year-Old Woman Fighting for Marriage Equality Will Make it Rain on your Face
10/23/2012 - Sorry, Indiana. You're Not Allowed to Defund Planned Parenthood, Either
10/23/2012 - New Documentary Explores Eyelid Surgery In Korea
10/23/2012 - If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be Double Mega-President
10/23/2012 - Ayn Rand's Private Access Show Is Hilarious As Long As You're Able to Get the Joke Without Any Help, You Moocher
10/23/2012 - Look, Guys, Even 'Nice' Can Be Annoying
10/23/2012 - A Musical Reminder That You Can Wear Clothes On Halloween and That's Okay
10/23/2012 - Kimye Went Out Last Night Looking Pretty Damn Glam
10/23/2012 - Obama Campaign's Female Spokesperson Making Conservatives Basically Rip Their Faces Off in Rage
10/23/2012 - Tavi, Lena Dunham and Lesley Gore Come Together for Pro-Woman 'You Don't Own Me' PSA
10/23/2012 - Rick Santorum Hates Happiness
10/23/2012 - Aww! Watch Wittle 12-Year-Old Ryan Gosling on Canadian TV
10/23/2012 - Save the Women, Not the Boobies
10/23/2012 - Fox News Wonders If Anna Wintour Is Orchestrating A Secret Campaign To Keep Fashion Away From Ann Romney
10/23/2012 - Randi Zuckerberg's 'Silicon Valley' Promises Obnoxiously Geeky Drama
10/23/2012 - Luscious Locks, Pretty Frocks and Bradley Cooper's Shiny Suit: the Hollywood Film Awards Gala
10/23/2012 - Woman Gets Mocked and Harassed About Her Weight By Knott's Scary Farm Employees
10/23/2012 - High School Sexual 'Fantasy League' Shocks Administration But Probably Not Teens
10/23/2012 - 'Hey, Why Are You Such a Slut?': More Amherst Rape Survivors Speak Out
10/23/2012 - Underachieving Layabout Chris Colfer Has Written and Starred In His Own Movie
10/23/2012 - Dog Who Plays Sandy in Broadway's
Annie
Dishes on Ruff Life as Working Actor
10/23/2012 - Vivica A. Fox Throws Major Shade at Stacey Dash for Romney Endorsement
10/23/2012 - Duke Scientists Reinvent Lady Gaga as a Fern, Give Her Her Own Plant Species
10/23/2012 - 'Rape Cops' Say All Charges Should Be Cleared Since They Were Just 'Goofing Off'
10/23/2012 - Horses & Bayonets & World Peace: The Final Debate's Most Pageant-y Moments
10/23/2012 - At Last, Somebody Made A Computer Just For Ladies!
10/23/2012 - Disney's First Latina Princess Isn't Actually Latina
10/23/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Snores During Televised Interview
10/23/2012 - Photo of Woman in Underwear is an Open Invitation for the Entire Internet to Judge
10/23/2012 -
Revenge of the Nerds
Lied to Us! Popular People Do Better in Life
10/23/2012 - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Make Whopping $300K Off Wedding Photos
10/22/2012 - It's Puppy Time in Puppy Town for Pit Bull Appreciation Month
10/22/2012 - Alia Shawkat Calls Mitch Hurwitz a "Genius," Internet and Everyone Else Agrees
10/22/2012 - Parents Might Sue School Over Kid Yoga Classes, Probably Thinks They Need More Jesus
10/22/2012 - What Color Is Rihanna's "Nude"?
10/22/2012 - Listen to This Dickhead Whale Making Fun of Humans
10/22/2012 - Debate Night: the Final Fury
10/22/2012 - Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Officially Snuggling Again and Probably Touching Each Other's Butts Too
10/22/2012 - Comment of the Day: Fifty Shades of Blue IV
10/22/2012 - Who Needs Lance Armstrong When You Can Watch an Adorable Kitty Cruise Around on a Bike Instead?
10/22/2012 - Oh, Look! It's the Most Offensive Halloween Costume of All Time!
10/22/2012 - Okay, It's Time Someone Explained Twitter to Cher
10/22/2012 - Sexual Addiction Close to Becoming an Official Mental Disorder
10/22/2012 - Americans Way More Interested in Paul Ryan's Naked, Heaving Chest Than His Budget
10/22/2012 - Women Love to Shop, and Men Love to Complain
10/22/2012 - Funny Women Try Their Hardest to Endorse Mitt Romney, Hilarity Ensues
10/22/2012 - Terrifying-Sounding G-Spot Injection Claims It's Like Adderall For Your Orgasms
10/22/2012 - Janice Ian Dumps Kevin Gnapoor, Continues to Avoid Commitment in
Save the Date
10/22/2012 - I Spent $7800 (and Counting) Trying to Lose the Baby Weight
10/22/2012 - At-Risk Teens Would Really Benefit From Tracking Their Healthcare Online
10/22/2012 - Don't Go Calling Taylor Swift a Feminist, Says Taylor Swift
10/22/2012 - Incarcerated Members of Pussy Riot Have Now Been Moved to Isolated Russian Prison Colonies
10/22/2012 - You Can Track Your Kids and Lovers, But You Probably Shouldn't
10/22/2012 - Clear Eyes, Zero Class: Mitt Romney's Now Selling Plagiarized
Friday Night Lights
Crap
10/22/2012 - Rednecksploitation Is So Hot Right Now
10/22/2012 - Lil Wayne Sang 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' and We Were Like 'Hell Yeah, Fuckin' Right'
10/22/2012 - Ack!!! Can You Tell the REAL
Cathy
Comic Books from the Fake Ones?
10/22/2012 - Photographs of Famous Photographers Photographed by Another Photographer
10/22/2012 - What a Gross Facebook Page Tells Us About a Woman's Need to Be Desired
10/22/2012 - Vintage Towel Ads Reveal Our Changing Perceptions of Homoeroticism
10/22/2012 - Victoria Beckham Does Not Care if You Think She's a Tabloid Sourpuss
10/22/2012 - New IVF Methods Double Success Rates, Freezing Eggs No Longer Considered 'Experimental'
10/22/2012 - The
Associated Press
Thinks All Women Who Have Abortions Are Delicate, Regretful Flowers
10/22/2012 - Billboard Criticizing Mormon Stance on Blacks and Gays to Follow Mitt Romney's Bus Around for Awhile
10/22/2012 - Celebs Join the Fight Against Barneys' Skinny Minnie Holiday Windows
10/22/2012 - Hilariously Terrible Brad Pitt Chanel No. 5 Ad Gets the SNL Treatment It Deserves
10/22/2012 - Listen Up, Men: Here's How Romney's Views on Women Will Make Your Life More Difficult
10/22/2012 - Jay Z and Beyonce Fail to Trademark 'Blue Ivy' So Don't Expect Your Official Bey Z Onesie Anytime Soon
10/22/2012 - Feminist Nazi Meme Is Sadly the World's Worst Meme :(
10/22/2012 - Tiny Elephant Is the Baby Jessica of the Animal Kingdom
10/22/2012 - Afghanistan's Acclaimed Female Prosecutor General Jailed Over 100 Women For Adultery
10/22/2012 - All of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes Are Costing Us Billions
10/22/2012 - Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter Trolls
10/21/2012 - Is Your Vagina Too Cold and Too Fat? These Insane Pants Are For You!
10/21/2012 - Here's a Cat Doing a Sun Salutation
10/21/2012 - Tales of Transition: When the Gender Changes, the Love Remains
10/21/2012 - Kim Kardashian Switches Outfits During Dinner, Thinks She's Hosting the Oscars or Some Shit
10/21/2012 - Ruh Roh, Romney:
Salt Lake Tribune
Endorses Obama
10/21/2012 - Sunday Night Challenge: Try Not to Cry Over
Charlotte's Web
10/21/2012 - Try Not to Light Yourself on Fire This Halloween
10/21/2012 - Yes, We're All Excited for the Return of Professional Figure Skating
10/21/2012 - Surprisingly, GOP Young Gun Marco Rubio Is Not a Big Fan of the Lilly Ledbetter Act
10/21/2012 - Troublemaking Puppy Makes Adorable Trouble
10/21/2012 - Queen’s Open Call for House Elf Replacement Is a Great Opportunity for Hufflepuff Grads
10/21/2012 - Boys in the U.S. May Be Hitting Puberty Earlier and It’s Probably Not a Good Thing
10/21/2012 - Krazy Glute
10/21/2012 - Conservative Group’s For-Sure ‘Unbiased’ Poll Reveals That New Yorkers Are Not Cool with Plan B in Schools
10/21/2012 - China’s Communist Party Is Super Nervous About Having a Famous, Opera-Singing First Lady
10/21/2012 - Todd Akin Compares Claire McCaskill to a Dog in an Apparent Effort to Have His Senate Bid Please Be Over
10/21/2012 - Wishin' and Hopin' for Malala Yousufzai
10/21/2012 - Stefon Regales Us with Spooky Tales of Halloween Debauchery
10/21/2012 - The Catholic Church Makes Kateri Tekakwitha the First Native American Saint Amid Some Rejoicing
10/21/2012 - Chevy Chase Pulls Out a Racist Slur from His Pocket Full of Hawthornes on the Set of
Community
10/21/2012 - What Can a Civilian Possibly Say to a Wounded Soldier?
10/20/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Bruno Mars Attacks
10/20/2012 - More Married Women Turning Into Unfaithful, Aloof Donna Drapers
10/20/2012 - Male Nude Art History Features A Lot of "Put A Fig Leaf Over That Shit"
10/20/2012 - Alicia Keys Still Flammable in "Girl On Fire" Video
10/20/2012 - Let's Stay In Tonight and Do Our Nails
10/20/2012 - Judge Temporarily Blocks Arizona Planned Parenthood State Funding Cut
10/20/2012 - Thigh Waits For No Man
10/20/2012 - Luxury Brands Aren't Thrilled About Rent The Runway's User-Submitted Photos
10/20/2012 - Almost 40% Of Women Use Their Period As An Excuse To Get Out Of Lame Things
10/20/2012 - See Kate Upton's Spread In
Vogue
10/20/2012 - One Obama Supporter Boasts Impressive Earring Swag
10/20/2012 - Caitlin Moran Explains The Whole
Bitch
Magazine Lena Dunham Kerfuffle
10/20/2012 - One Small Step For Baby Panda, One Giant Step For Cute Kind
10/20/2012 - Rihanna Considering Breast Implants At Chris Brown's Gallant Request
10/20/2012 - Super Sad and Misguided Emails Intended for the Long Island Medium
10/19/2012 - Lindsay Lohan's Dad Tried to Stage an Intervention Today, Lindsay Called the Cops
10/19/2012 - New Ad Urges You to Use a Condom Since Someone Else Might Be Mayor of That Dick
10/19/2012 - Donald Trump's Opinion on the Status of Robsten Is Essential to the World
10/19/2012 - Paul Ryan Appeals to Much-Needed Women Voters By Mocking War on Women
10/19/2012 -
A Clockwork Orange
Ain't Got Nothing on This Puppy Training Video
10/19/2012 - The Night Belongs to Jennifer Holliday
10/19/2012 - Watch Politicians Get Thrown Off Script When Disabled Adults Interview Them
10/19/2012 - Is Mitt Romney's Outdated View of Family a Threat to Modern Society?
10/19/2012 - Grace Coddington Lost Her Virginity With A Man Named Tinker
10/19/2012 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!
10/19/2012 - Survey: Not All LGBT Americans Are Neil Patrick Harris
10/19/2012 - Sandra Fluke is a Spoiled Brat Because of Pakistan, According to Newspaper Columnist
10/19/2012 - Man Becomes World's Oldest New Dad at 96
10/19/2012 - Wait, When Did I Start Liking Eva Longoria?
10/19/2012 - 'Pro-Life Without Exception' Congressman Thinks Women Can't Die from Pregnancy, Thanks to 'Science'
10/19/2012 - Sesame Street Displeased That Women Want to Be 'Sexy Big Bird' for Halloween
10/19/2012 - The Remote-Controlled Vibrator Is, Um, Coming
10/19/2012 - Groundbreaking Reality Show to Focus on Women Who Went to Grad School to Find Husbands
10/19/2012 - At Last, Halle Berry Forced To Explain Her Terrible Taste In Men
10/19/2012 - Troy and Abed Explain
Community
's Indefinitely Postponed Premiere
10/19/2012 - Mormon Feminists Shockingly Not Impressed with Mitt Romney
10/19/2012 - After Allegations of Hazing, University of Alabama Cancels All Fall Pledging Activities
10/19/2012 - Celebs Look 'Flawsome' at Tyra Banks' Charity Ball
10/19/2012 - Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Cost More This Year
10/19/2012 - LAPD Releases 42 Photos of 'Grim Sleeper' Serial Killer's Potential Victims
10/19/2012 - In 1993 Mila Kunis Was Stuck on Lisa Frank
10/19/2012 - Abercrombie's Creepy C.E.O. Has Very Specific Preferences About the Underwear Worn on His Private Jet
10/19/2012 - 14-Year-Old Malala Yousafzai Is Recovering After Taliban Shooting
10/19/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Girl With Autism Duets With Katy Perry
10/19/2012 - Woman Harassed at New York Comic Con Awesomely Fights Back, Internet Applauds
10/19/2012 - Crazed Puppet Talk Show Host is the Most Powerful Media Figure in Puerto Rico
10/19/2012 - Shocker: Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Show Up for Work on
The Canyons
10/18/2012 - World's Greatest Grandpa Encourages Mainers to Vote For Marriage Equality
10/18/2012 - Virginia Health Commissioner Resigns Over Ridiculous New Abortion Clinic Regulations
10/18/2012 - Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Guest Star on
Bob's Burgers
, Are Greatest Couple Alive
10/18/2012 - Disney's First Latina Princess Exemplifies the Problem with All Disney Princesses
10/18/2012 - Britney Spears Had a Major Meth Problem, Alleges Former Manager, and She Shaved Her Head to Hide the Evidence
10/18/2012 - Gentleman Ironist Rush Limbaugh Asks His Female Audience What It's Like to be Lied to by the Media
10/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: Conservatives Are Quick to Call Crowley Out on Terror
10/18/2012 - Get a Load of These Lazy-Ass Bulldog Puppies
10/18/2012 - Seems Like Ryan Seacrest Wasn't Invited to the Timberlake-Biel Wedding
10/18/2012 - An Open Letter to Men Who Spit All the Time: WTF Is Going on in Your Mouth?!
10/18/2012 - Columbia University No Longer Guarantees Abortion Coverage to All Students
10/18/2012 - O.J. Simpson Might Be Selling His 'Murder Knife' for $5 Million
10/18/2012 - Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the Actual Fountain of Youth
10/18/2012 - Critics Still Snarky About 20-Something Women Making It Big in Television
10/18/2012 - How Going From Straight-Size to Plus-Size Modeling Changed One Model's Career
10/18/2012 - Romney's 'Binders Full of Women' Gaffe Inspires Amazing Amazon Reviews
10/18/2012 - Whore Houses Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams
10/18/2012 - Yes, Andrew Goldman Has Made Creepy Sexual Comments Before
10/18/2012 - Fox News Mad that
The View
Was Totally Mean to Ann Romney
10/18/2012 - Bruno Mars Bringing His Fedora to
SNL
This Weekend
10/18/2012 - Like Amanda Todd, I Was Blackmailed With Naked Pictures When I Was 16
10/18/2012 - Hillary Clinton Can't Stand Whining About 'Having It All'
10/18/2012 - Here's That Claire Danes Cryface Supercut You Wanted
10/18/2012 - Models Rock Industry With $20 Million Fraud Lawsuit
10/18/2012 - Gold Medals and Gold Dresses at the Salute to Women in Sports Gala
10/18/2012 - Gayest Day Ever: Defense of Marriage Act Ruled Unconstitutional by Federal Appeals Court
10/18/2012 - Homophobic Boy Scouts of America Actually Harbored Thousands of Child Molesters
10/18/2012 - Uruguay Legalizes Abortion (But Read the Fine Print First)
10/18/2012 - Twitter Censors Its First Account. What Does This Mean For Activists?
10/18/2012 - Amherst Sweeps Sexual Assault Allegations Under the Rug
10/18/2012 -
GMA
Completely Ignores Australia's Prime Minister's Politics to Focus on Her High Heels
10/18/2012 - Conservatives Have Category 5 Freak Out Over Debate, Call Candy Crowley a 'Journalistic Terrorist'
10/18/2012 - In Our Secret Hearts, We Are All Insufferable Suck-Ups
10/18/2012 - Orphaned Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Love
10/18/2012 - After Five Years of Waiting and Waiting, Trapped in the Closet is Back
10/18/2012 - Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of
Zoolander 2
10/17/2012 - Tagg Romney Says He Wanted to Punch Obama During Tuesday's Debate
10/17/2012 - These Majestic Wildlife Photos Will Blow Your Little Human Mind
10/17/2012 - Despite Bulging Binders, Mitt Romney Was Awful at Hiring Women as Massachusetts Governor
10/17/2012 - Screw You, Slanket: It's All About the Pajancho
10/17/2012 - White Woman Sports Afro Wig to Help End Racism
10/17/2012 - Megan Fox Had a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?
10/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: Binders Full of Stock Photos of Women
10/17/2012 - Wyclef Celebrates His Birthday Oiled-Up, Half-Naked, With Something Powerful Between His Legs
10/17/2012 - New Mitt Romney Ad Just Straight Up Lies About his Position on Abortion
10/17/2012 - Tiny Cheetah Cubs Would Prefer Napping to Getting Weighed
10/17/2012 - Why "Binders Full of Women" Was Such a Curious Thing for a Mormon to Say
10/17/2012 - University of Chicago Professor Very Disappointed that Female Neuroscientists Aren't Sexier
10/17/2012 - Meet
Native Max
, the New Native American Fashion Mag
10/17/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Timberlake's Getting Hitched on Friday, Jessica Biel Is All 'It's Gonna Be Me'
10/17/2012 - Have You Seen Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls?
10/17/2012 - Sorry, Cranberry Juice Isn't a Magic Cure-All for Your Lady-Bits
10/17/2012 - Empowered Sex Workers Want to Redefine Prostitution in the Bay Area
10/17/2012 -
New York Times
's Andrew Goldman Temporarily Suspended for Sexist Comments
10/17/2012 - Bristol Palin Demands an Apology from Jimmy Kimmel, Gets Jack Squat
10/17/2012 - The Unretouched Images Victoria's Secret Doesn't Want You to See
10/17/2012 - Derek Zoolander Returns To Tell You About The End Of The World
10/17/2012 - Major League Baseball's Dress Code Actually More of a Slut Ban
10/17/2012 - Man Helpfully Mansplains What We Lady Voters Really Want
10/17/2012 - Take It From A Victoria's Secret Angel: 'Healthy Body Image Is Not Something You're Going To Learn From Fashion Magazines'
10/17/2012 - Publicly 'Outing' Trolls and Predators Isn't a Distraction, It's a Solution
10/17/2012 - When Will the Military Start Seriously Prioritizing Women?
10/17/2012 - Get the A-List Baby You've Always Wanted With the World's 'First Celebrity Sperm Donor Service'
10/17/2012 - Women Are Turning Themselves Into Barbies in Bizarre Ukrainian Beauty Trend
10/17/2012 - The ABC's of the Presidential Debate: From Awkward Laughter to Binders to Zingers
10/17/2012 - Procrastinating Brogrammer Employs Woman to Motivate Him Via Slapping
10/17/2012 - School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat Garbage
10/17/2012 - Why Are These Cats and Dogs Saddled With Student Loan Debt, Barack Obama?
10/17/2012 - Conservatives Must Literally Purchase Their Female Supporters
10/17/2012 - Evangelical Blowhard Dinesh D'Souza Seen Checking Into Hotel With Lady Who Was Not His Wife
10/17/2012 - Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled
10/16/2012 - Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Women Gets Its Own Tumblr Before Debate's Even Over
10/16/2012 - This Children's Librarian's Tattoo Sleeve is Whimsical as Fuck
10/16/2012 - Is Gnesa the New Rebecca Black?
10/16/2012 - Hipster Upskirter Won't Have His Day in Court Because Victim Won't Testify
10/16/2012 - Debate Night: Send in the Clowns
10/16/2012 - Kristen Wiig Would Like to Give You a Heads-Up About Her Bowel Irregularity
10/16/2012 - Comment of the Day: Emergen-C Rape, the Latest in Health Care Reform?
10/16/2012 - Paula Poundstone Is Just Fine
10/16/2012 - A Lady's Guide to Relaxing During Tonight's Presidential Debate
10/16/2012 - Eight-Year-Old Who Dresses Up As a Different Historical Figure Each Day Is Our New Hero
10/16/2012 - Look, PMS Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
10/16/2012 - Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Serve as Attorneys in Court — Can Looking at People Be Far Behind?!
10/16/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Endorses Barack Obama
10/16/2012 - Creative People Are Literally Crazy
10/16/2012 - Ask a Mortician: What's the Difference Between a Traditional and a Natural Burial?
10/16/2012 - No 'Personhood' Amendments Will Appear on Any Ballot this Election Day
10/16/2012 - CreepShots Is Back and Impersonating Lesbians
10/16/2012 - 'I Would Be Your Customer and You Know It':
Marie Claire
Writer Calls Out Marc Jacobs for not Making Plus Sizes
10/16/2012 - Maxipad Company Replies to Man's Facebook Rant With Awe-Inspiring Sarcasm
10/16/2012 - Christian Bookstores Refuse to Sell Lady Bible Book Because of 'Vagina'
10/16/2012 - She's Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire: The
Carrie
Trailer Is Here
10/16/2012 - Second Female Marine Drops Out of Infantry Officer Course
10/16/2012 - Jill Zarin Reveals How She Manufactured Drama for
Real Housewives
Ratings
10/16/2012 - Introducing 'Emergency Rape', This Season's Hottest Rape Trend
10/16/2012 - Oprah Does a Photo Shoot With Terry Richardson, Wishes
50 Shades
Would 'Get to the Juicy Part'
10/16/2012 - Brightly Colored Dresses and Lea Michele's Ass: The
Elle
Women in Hollywood Party
10/16/2012 - Conservatives Suddenly Decide Ball Busting Harridan Hillary Clinton Is a Wimpy Doormat
10/16/2012 - Lila Rose BFF Raymond Ruddy Has Ties to Mitt Romney
10/16/2012 - Politician Who Said 'Some Girls Rape Easy' Was Discussing the Actual Rape of a 14-Year-Old Girl
10/16/2012 - Both Campaigns Want Tonight's Female Presidential Debate Moderator to Shut the Hell Up
10/16/2012 - In Honor of Ada Lovelace Day, Let's Celebrate Lady Science Writers
10/16/2012 - Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Adorable Chick Pile
10/16/2012 - Idiot Students in Blackface Reenact Chris Brown Beating Rihanna at Worst Pep Rally Ever
10/16/2012 - Going to College Makes You Gain Weight, But Also, So Does Not Going to College, So Who Knows
10/16/2012 - Ryan Lochte Doesn't Disappoint as
30 Rock
's Sex Idiot (But Then, How Could He?)
10/16/2012 - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping Together in LA
10/16/2012 - Anonymous Outs the Man Who Allegedly Drove Amanda Todd to Suicide
10/15/2012 - Two Dumbasses Who Legit Deserve Each Other: Michelle Duggar to Stump for Todd Akin
10/15/2012 - These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for Halloween
10/15/2012 - Live Action Idiots Falsely Seeking Info on Your Uterus
10/15/2012 - Take Me Now, God: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to Host the Golden Globes
10/15/2012 - Amanda Bynes Says She Definitely Didn't Do Any of That Stuff People Saw Her Do
10/15/2012 - Comment of the Day: Sinking to Sarah Palin's Level Requires All-Terrain Power Tools
10/15/2012 - Donald Trump: Grumpy Old Man
10/15/2012 - The Never-Ending Miscarriage: What Really Happens When You Lose a Pregnancy
10/15/2012 - Our Ancestors Ate Snack-Sized Pandas
10/15/2012 - Reader Email Haikus: 'I Have a Voodoo Doll'
10/15/2012 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Trying to Rebrand Himself As a Libertine, Not a Rapist
10/15/2012 - Rosie Perez Hilariously Unamused by Romney's Claim that Latinos Have it Easier than White Dudes
10/15/2012 - Illegal Butt Injections Are More Popular Than Ever
10/15/2012 - Are We Ruining Our Children's Psyches With Copious Digital Photos? (No.)
10/15/2012 - People Still Donating Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars to Sarah Palin, For Some Reason
10/15/2012 - Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Shit About Naked Boobs Already
10/15/2012 - It's Global Handwashing Day and You Are Filthy
10/15/2012 - Michele Bachmann's Gay Stepsister Probably Won't Be Inviting the Congresswoman to her Wedding
10/15/2012 - Sarah Silverman's Dad Gets in Commenting War With Dickish Rabbi
10/15/2012 - No Matter What You Look Like in Hollywood, You Can't Win
10/15/2012 - Rihanna Is Surrounded by 'Too Many Vaginas,' Hasn't Dated In Two Years
10/15/2012 - Some Mississippi Schools Rethink Abstinence-Only Education
10/15/2012 - Pro-Life Pol Who Pressured His Mistress to Have an Abortion Says It's Okay Because She Wasn't Pregnant
10/15/2012 - It's Official: HPV Vaccine Doesn't Turn Teens Into Whore Monsters
10/15/2012 - Domestic Violence Spikes During World Cup Tournaments
10/15/2012 - Britain Launches Nationwide Pro-Choice Awareness Campaign; Anti-Choicers Predictably Freak Out
10/15/2012 - These Puppies Playing Make Us Think We'd Want Human Babies if They Looked Like Puppies
10/15/2012 - 'Artist' Kills Butterflies for His 'Art,' Is Happy Someone's Paying Attention to Him
10/15/2012 - Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Now Doing Full Frontal
10/14/2012 - Woman Voter Says Women Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote
10/14/2012 - This Truffle Sniffing Dog Is Just as Cute as Any Truffle Sniffing Pig
10/14/2012 - Miami University's 'Top Ten Ways to Get Away with Rape' Flyer Fiasco
10/14/2012 - Harvard Student Magazine Satirist Writes Racist Garbage, Doesn't Understand Satire
10/14/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Wish Winnie the Pooh a Happy Birthday
10/14/2012 - Whoa, Check Out the Murderous Glint in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Eyes
10/14/2012 - Moscow Police Are Seeking Masked Men After a Violent Attack on a Gay Bar
10/14/2012 - This Porn PSA Might Be the Least Sexy Thing You’ll See All Day
10/14/2012 - The
Carrie
Remake Will Probably Bully You Into Seeing It
10/14/2012 - Thigh've Fallen and Thigh Can't Get Up
10/14/2012 - This Owl Is Totally Judging You For Whatever You Did Saturday Night
10/14/2012 - Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer Are Breaking Up for Some Inexplicable Reason
10/14/2012 - Health Minister Vows to Regulate New Northern Ireland Abortion Clinic Somehow
10/14/2012 - Malala Yousufzai, the Taliban’s 14-Year-Old Shooting Victim, May Get Airlifted Out of Pakistan
10/14/2012 - Celebrate a Slightly More Peaceful Sunday
10/14/2012 - My Boss Told Me My Hair and Makeup Were Holding Me Back
10/14/2012 - Paul Ryan Seems a Lot Like the Boy-Next-Door Killer in a Lifetime Movie
10/14/2012 - The Queen Wants to Bestow Some Tracts of Land on Young, Low-Income Families
10/14/2012 - The Rise of New York’s Lady Barkeeps
10/14/2012 - Susan Sarandon Talks About That Time She Was Sexually Assaulted on the Casting Couch
10/13/2012 - Saturday Night Social: An Older, Wiser Kelly Bundy Returns To
SNL
10/13/2012 - Amanda Todd's Mother Plans To Educate Other Parents On Cyber-Bullying
10/13/2012 - Cute Little Girl Gets A Face Full of Tree Frog
10/13/2012 - The Inevitable Rumors That Jennifer Westfeldt Is Desperately Trying To Marry Jon Hamm Have Begun
10/13/2012 - Sick-Day Excuses Reach All-Time High Levels of Bullshit
10/13/2012 - Trailer For Miley Cyrus'
So Undercover
So Insults Your Intelligence
10/13/2012 - Cleveland Bus Driver Suspended After Punching Female Passenger
10/13/2012 - Baby, You're A Thigh-er Work
10/13/2012 - Great, Now We're Having Strokes Younger
10/13/2012 - Taking All Those iPhone Photos of Your Kid May Result In Their Crippling Self-Awareness
10/13/2012 - Decorative Shrubbery Admires Hillary's Panache
10/13/2012 - Yay! Benchmark Ruling Calls For Women In Botswana To Be Awarded Equal Property Rights
10/13/2012 - This Adorable Cat Is Either Begging Or Praying For More Food
10/13/2012 - Justin Bieber's Stolen Laptop and Possible Dick Pics Confuse America
10/13/2012 - James Deen, Courtney Stodden, Tavi and Others Recall Their First 'Sex Talk'
10/12/2012 - Dr. Ruth & Angela Lansbury Were Out Partying Last Night
10/12/2012 - If It’s Not a Secret, It’s Not Safe: Girls, Boys and the Pleasure Paradox
10/12/2012 - The Night Belongs To Martie Maguire
10/12/2012 - Everyone Pees, but Only Men Pee Crooked According to a New Book About Urine
10/12/2012 - Fuck Yes You Should Swear at Work
10/12/2012 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!
10/12/2012 - Remember Wyclef's Haiti Charity? Angry Haitians Are Having a Hard Time Forgetting.
10/12/2012 - Is Constantly Reading Bad News Ruining Your Life?
10/12/2012 - 22-Year-Old Leading the Anti-Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case Had Shitty SAT Scores
10/12/2012 -
Couples Therapy
: Courtney Stodden Isn't as 'Rill' as She Purports
10/12/2012 -
Friday Night Lights
Creator Writes Letter Demanding Mitt Romney Stop Plagiarizing the Show
10/12/2012 - The 'Croydon Facelift' is Bullshit, Obviously
10/12/2012 - Alexa Chung Doesn't Want to be Your Thinspo: 'Just Because I Exist in This Shape Doesn't Mean I'm Advocating It'
10/12/2012 - Watch Elizabeth Warren Kick Some Debate Ass
10/12/2012 - Will This 15-Year-Old Suicide Victim's PSA Actually Convince Bullies to Knock it Off?
10/12/2012 - Barbra Streisand Sang in Brooklyn Last Night and People Lost Their Minds
10/12/2012 - Women Who Choose To Remain Childless Have Lots of Money, Hardly a Care in the World
10/12/2012 - Celebs Rocked Sequins and Side Boob at the amfAR Gala
10/12/2012 - 10 Reasons You Should Have Watched the Vice Presidential Debate Last Night
10/12/2012 - First-Ever Abortion Clinic in Ireland to Open Next Week
10/12/2012 - Comic Con's Women Are Outfitting Geeky Female Fans — and Making Bank, Too
10/12/2012 - Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Off Violent Ex-Boyfriend
10/12/2012 - Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now with More Metal Bits!
10/12/2012 - Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney
10/11/2012 - After the Debate, Enjoy a Puppy Getting Trapped in a Leash-Chasing Conundrum
10/11/2012 - Sarah Palin Calls the AP ‘Absolute Jerks’
10/11/2012 - The Verdict in France’s Teenage Gang-Rape Trial Will Probably Infuriate You
10/11/2012 - Superheroes Are Always Shorter In Person
10/11/2012 - Child Brides Are the Heartbreaking Subjects of Photojournalist Stephanie Sinclair’s Eight-Year Project
10/11/2012 - Whoops, Says Lindsay Lohan—My Mom Totally WASN'T on Cocaine and It's Actually My DAD I Hate
10/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: A First-Person Account of the Oprah Diaspora
10/11/2012 - Of Course You Want to Watch Some Cute Sloths Chilling Out in Baskets
10/11/2012 - Rihanna Tweets Her New Topless Album Cover
10/11/2012 - There Are More Jewish Online Dating Websites Than There Are Hanukkah Candles
10/11/2012 - Finally! A Lifeless Rock in the Void of Space that
Women Can Enjoy
!
10/11/2012 - Carine Roitfeld Is Headed to
Harper's Bazaar
10/11/2012 - Get Totally Ripped With Our Vice-Presidential Debate Workout Game For Ladies!
10/11/2012 - Taxpayers Still Giving Millions of Dollars to Abstinence-Only Education Programs that Don't Work
10/11/2012 - Ugh, Get Out of Here With Your Bullshit Lady-Marketing
10/11/2012 - Kelly Bundy Is Hosting
SNL
for the First Time Since 1993
10/11/2012 - Would Your 15-Year-Old Self Listen to You?
10/11/2012 - The Trailer to the New Whitney Houston Family Reality Show Is Not Right, But It's Okay
10/11/2012 - New HPV Vaccine Might Help Women Who Already Have Chronic HPV
10/11/2012 - Jesus Christ, How Many Famous Actors Have Appeared on
Law & Order
?
10/11/2012 - The NFL's Campaign Against Breast Cancer Is a Total Scam
10/11/2012 - Anderson Cooper Pulling Dazed Viewers from the Oprah Diaspora
10/11/2012 - RNC Chair Tells Soledad O'Brien That Romney's Abortion Position is Consistent, Soledad Laughs and Laughs
10/11/2012 - Amy Adams Shoots Cowboy-Themed Lookbook for Band of Outsiders
10/11/2012 - Chocolate Is Clearly the Preferred Treat of Geniuses the World Over
10/11/2012 - We Watched the
Fifty Shades
Episode of
SVU
So You Didn't Have To
10/11/2012 - Tumblr Shuts Down 'Predditors,' But CreepShots Is Back in Business [Updated: It's Back]
10/11/2012 - Welcome to Nickelodeon's New Channel for 'Bad Mommies'
10/11/2012 - Women Responsible for All Job Gains Among Black People Last Month
10/11/2012 -
New York Times
's New Lady Public Editor Slams Writer for Being Sexist
10/11/2012 - Monkey Attacks Woman in Florida, Is Now on the Lam
10/11/2012 - New Zealand Mints Precious Hobbit Money
10/11/2012 - Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool
10/11/2012 - Wisconsin Lawmaker Tries to Explain What He Meant by ‘Some Girls Rape Easy’ Comment, Fails Miserably
10/10/2012 - British Soprano Sarah Brightman Is Taking Her Act to Space
10/10/2012 - Everybody Queue to High Five Julia Gillard
10/10/2012 - Study Finds That Social Media Is Becoming Way Sexier than Sex
10/10/2012 - Big Sister Gives Her Brother an Adorable ‘Toughen Up’ Pep Talk, Sounds Just Like Lucy from
Peanuts
10/10/2012 - In News of Election Cycle Freak-Outs, Girl Who Was Allegedly Ridiculed by a Teacher for Wearing a Romney/Ryan Shirt Will Transfer
10/10/2012 - Now You Can Listen to Lindsay Lohan's Hysterical Phone Call About Her Mom's Coke Rampage
10/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: An Internal Memo to All TSA Agents
10/10/2012 - Lady Gaga and M.I.A Resolve Their Already Resolved Feud
10/10/2012 - University of Michigan Senior Wants to Protect All You 'Princesses' from 'Hook-Up Culture'
10/10/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Chris Brown and Rihanna Might Elope Because Bad Decisions Are Their Forte
10/10/2012 -
Daily Show
Co-Creator Lizz Winstead Brings the Election Directly Into Our Vaginas
10/10/2012 - Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex for Cash in the Gym
10/10/2012 - The Fine Art of the Cryface
10/10/2012 - Christopher Walken Reads a Scene From
Honey Boo Boo
, Makes the World a Better Place
10/10/2012 - Yes, There Are Fat Women Getting Hollywood Roles...But We Still Treat Them Like Crap
10/10/2012 - Daenerys Targaryen Will Be Holly Golightly on Broadway
10/10/2012 - TSA Ruins Dying Woman's End-of-Life Trip to Hawaii, Is Officially The Worst
10/10/2012 - Stunning Photos Of Plus-Size Swimwear Model Robyn Lawley
10/10/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
10/10/2012 - Meet the Pro-Life Tea Party Congressman Who Pressured His Mistress to Have An Abortion
10/10/2012 - Look at This Fucking Hipster: Orphaned Baby Walrus to Find Home in Brooklyn
10/10/2012 - How to Shut Down Reddit's CreepShots Once and for All: Name Names
10/10/2012 - Victoria's Secret Hopes You Will Go to the Gym in This Push-Up Bra
10/10/2012 - In Studies That Make Perfect Sense, Men’s Views on Abortion Change with Personal Circumstances
10/10/2012 - Why Is Etsy Still Profiting from Racist 'Nostalgia'?
10/10/2012 - Most Prisons Still Shackle Female Inmates While They're Giving Birth
10/10/2012 - A Brief, Exhausting History of Mitt Romney Fighting With Himself About Abortion
10/10/2012 - Former Teenager Who Was Raped By Roman Polanski Is Writing a Memoir
10/10/2012 - By the Rage of Rafalca:
GMA
Ruins Ann Romney's Family Recipe
10/10/2012 - Hong Kong Women Are Dying From a Mysterious 'Beauty' Treatment Intended for Cancer Patients
10/10/2012 - Stop the Presses! CNN Anchor Soledad O'Brien Is Here to Answer Your Questions
10/10/2012 - The Most Ridiculous Shoes You Will Ever See
10/10/2012 - Nobody Believes Recently Deceased Georgian Woman Lived for a Mind-Frying 132 Years
10/10/2012 - Lindsay and Dina Lohan Claw at Each Other in Car Fight; Blood Is Drawn, 911 Is Called
10/10/2012 - Cabbage Patch Election Dolls Are Sort of Creepy
10/10/2012 - Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger
10/9/2012 - Fraught Teenage Gang-Rape Trial in France Is on the Verge of a Verdict
10/9/2012 - Florida Private Zoo Now Offers Tiger Pool Parties Because We’ve Lost All Respect for Nature
10/9/2012 - Christina Will Now Graciously Accept Your Applause
10/9/2012 - 'Birth Control Reduces Abortion' Study Is Full of Slutty Lies, Says Totally Unbiased Anti-Choice Website
10/9/2012 - Comment of the Day: Mitt Romney, Bake Sale Thief
10/9/2012 - Stevie Nicks Says She Wants to Literally Murder Nicki Minaj
10/9/2012 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt Does Insanely Twee Animated Short About Candy, But That's Okay Because He Still Has a Super Cute Face
10/9/2012 - Light the Candles! White House Dog Bo Obama Is Four Years Old
10/9/2012 - The Number of Americans with No Religious Affiliation Jumps from 8 Percent to Almost 20
10/9/2012 - If You Love Yourself, You Won't Stand for an Ill-Fitting Bra
10/9/2012 - Brad Pitt Asks Us a Series of Questions and We Dutifully Respond
10/9/2012 - Sexytime Dilemmas: Facials, Masturbation and Butt Fingering
10/9/2012 - Elderly Couple Lovingly Care for Shrub, Not Knowing It's Cannabis
10/9/2012 - Flirt Your Way to the Top
10/9/2012 - Olivia Wilde on Her Divorce: "I Felt Like My Vagina Died"
10/9/2012 - Republican State Representative Releases Gay Marriage PSA, and It's Genuinely Moving
10/9/2012 - Taliban Super Proud of Itself for Shooting 14-Year-Old Girl in the Head
10/9/2012 - Sorry to Scare You, but
Community
's Premiere Has Been Delayed
10/9/2012 - Publisher Sues Elizabeth Wurtzel, Ana Marie Cox, and Others for Not Turning in Books
10/9/2012 - Armpit Sock Puppets Will Grope You and Discuss Racism While Hawking Deodorant
10/9/2012 - Men in South Korea Aren’t Shy About Getting Oodles of Cosmetic Surgery
10/9/2012 - Afghanistan's First Female Rapper Calls For the End of Abusing Women
10/9/2012 -
Fashion Beast
Is the Dystopian Future Fashion House Monopoly Comic You’ve Been Waiting For
10/9/2012 - Slut-Dropping, and Other Ways College Teaches Kids to Be Sexist Assholes
10/9/2012 - Celebrities Have Had it Up to Here With This Anti-Woman Crap
10/9/2012 - Mitt Romney Is Too Busy Killing Muppets to Answer Kids' Interview Questions
10/9/2012 - Gap Turns the NYC MetroCard Blue in Giant New Ad Campaign
10/9/2012 - Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail Ruins Girl’s 18th Birthday Celebration
10/9/2012 - Obama Campaign Releases Attack Ad Starring Big Bird
10/9/2012 - Rah! Rah! Rah! 16-Year-Old Texas Cheerleader Sets the Back Handspring World Record
10/9/2012 - Hot or Not: Why Conservative Women Are 'Prettier' Than Liberal Ladies
10/9/2012 - Jerry Sandusky Sentenced to 30-60 Years in Prison, Still Won't Admit He's a Child Rapist
10/9/2012 - Low-Income Kids in Bad Schools Basically Forced to Take Adderall for Their Own Good
10/9/2012 - Best Thing You'll See All Day: Australia's Female Prime Minister Rips Misogynist a New One in Epic Speech on Sexism
10/9/2012 - Planned Parenthood Votes Will Spend a Lot of Money to Make Sure Coloradans Know That Mittens Does Not Care for Planned Parenthood
10/9/2012 - Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange
10/8/2012 - Uh-Oh — Title IX Progress May Have Stalled Over the Last Decade
10/8/2012 - Pug
Avengers
Reveals the Creative Ways in which People Cope with a Tough Job Market
10/8/2012 - Rosario Dawson Fails in Her Effort to Be Cool About Greeting POTUS
10/8/2012 - From Dirty Book to Dirty Movie:
Fifty Shades
Gets a Female Screenwriter
10/8/2012 - Watch a New Trailer for
The Canyons
and Revel in the Sleaze
10/8/2012 -
Steel Magnolias
’ Ratings Prove That Everyone Loves a Good Cry
10/8/2012 - Comment(s) of the Day: Today’s the Day We All Apologized to Feminists
10/8/2012 - The Danny DeVito/Rhea Perlman Break-Up Is Even More Devastating than Will Arnett and Amy Poehler
10/8/2012 - It's a Dog Push Dog World Out There and We Couldn't Be Happier
10/8/2012 - Cute Neil Patrick Harris Goes On a Cute Date with His Cute Fiancé
10/8/2012 - Swing State Swingers Talk Politics, Sex, Swinging Both Ways
10/8/2012 - Why Does a Wildly Successful Young Woman Owe Anyone an Apology?
10/8/2012 - Yay! With a New Season of
30 Rock
Comes a New Season of
Ask Tina
10/8/2012 - Mythbusters Take on
Titanic
: Jack Didn't Have to Die
10/8/2012 - New Website Says It'll Help You Figure Out What His Text Means (Good Luck With That!)
10/8/2012 - Monopoly and Hungry Hungry Hippos Movies in the Works Because Hollywood Is out of Ideas
10/8/2012 - Jemima Kirke Likes To Share Her Cocaine
10/8/2012 - Watch This Video of a Mama Panda Feeding Her Cubs Because You Are a Human With Feelings
10/8/2012 - New Soda Machines Will Yell at You About Calories
10/8/2012 - Hell Yes:
Broad City
Is Being Made into a Pilot for Comedy Central
10/8/2012 - Penis Size Does Matter, According to Study
10/8/2012 - The Only Way to Get a Kid to Do Stuff Is With Lies, So I Hope You’re Good At That
10/8/2012 - Australia's Prime Minister Sexually Harassed, Called "Slut" During Internet Q&A Session
10/8/2012 - Here's Some Couple Called Jay Z and Beyonce Performing in Brooklyn This Weekend
10/8/2012 - Balenciaga Designer Started to Use Size Zero Models Because He Accidentally Cut His Clothes Too Small, or So He Says
10/8/2012 - High School Kid Slips Butt-Enhancing Pills in Teacher's Coffee
10/8/2012 - Are French Women Wary of Working With Dominique Strauss-Kahn? Not Necessarily
10/8/2012 -
Melrose Place
Stars Reunite for Some Pool-Shoving
10/8/2012 - I'm Not Interested in Finding a Truce in the Culture War. I'm Interested in Winning It.
10/8/2012 - Laughably Idiotic 'Sorry, Feminists!' Retort Prompts Awesome Twitter Hashtag, So It's All Good
10/8/2012 - This Is What You Wear to a Polo Match in Hellay
10/8/2012 - Scotland's New Rape Prevention PSAs are Pretty Awesome
10/8/2012 - The Return of Kony 2012 Mastermind Jason Russell, Now With 80% Less Psychosis
10/8/2012 - Federal Officials Aim to Harsh L.A.'s Mellow By Shutting Down Medical Marijuana Dispensaries
10/8/2012 - Pretentious Idiot Defaces Rothko, Would Be Horrible Boyfriend
10/8/2012 - Big Sad Emu Disrupts Florida Traffic Because He Wants a Girlfriend
10/8/2012 - Real Life Swedish Chef Told to Scale Back on School Lunch Deliciousness
10/8/2012 - Massive Wedding Brawl Leaves One Dead, Three Arrested
10/8/2012 - Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music Festival
10/7/2012 - Redness Enhances Attractiveness, or Why You Have the Hots for Bill Clinton
10/7/2012 - It's Too Late for You to Win the North American Wife Carrying Contest. This Year.
10/7/2012 - Yellowface Alive and Well in Wachowski Starship's
Cloud Atlas
10/7/2012 - Stacey Dash, Republicans' Latest Golden Unicorn
10/7/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: There's No Crying in Baseball
10/7/2012 - Did You Know That Diane Keaton Was Once a Bond Girl?
10/7/2012 - October Is Officially 'Gremlin Adoption Month' Starting Now
10/7/2012 - Octavia Spencer Thinks We’re in Grave Danger of Overusing ‘Bullying’
10/7/2012 - North Carolina Mom Arrested for Tattooing a Tacky Heart-Shape on Her 11-Year-Old Daughter
10/7/2012 - Former Manhattan Guidance Counselor Fired Over Decade-Old Lingerie Photos Sues for Wrongful Termination
10/7/2012 - Doesn't It Seem Like Everyone's Getting Married All of a Sudden?
10/7/2012 - Hypnotist Makes Two Female College Students Believe They’ve Been Groped, Hilarity Most Definitely Does Not Ensue
10/7/2012 - Study Sheds Light on the Role of Emotional Stress in Disordered Eating
10/7/2012 - J.K. Rowling Will Now Be Making Her Long-Awaited Return to Children’s Books
10/7/2012 - Put Your Thighs Into It
10/7/2012 - Cecilia Gimenez Visits the Weekend Update and Demonstrates How Best to Ruin a Fresco
10/7/2012 - Study Suggests That Mothers Pass Drinking Habits to Their Kids
10/7/2012 - Heartbreak in Recovery
10/7/2012 - Oprah Thinks It’s ‘Really OK’ for Rihanna to Forgive Chris Brown, Really
10/6/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Live From New York, It's 007
10/6/2012 - Britain's New Health Secretary in Favor of Reducing Abortion Cutoff From 24 to 12 Weeks
10/6/2012 - The Late, Great Mister Rogers Best Articulated The Need For Continued PBS Funding
10/6/2012 - 20-Year-Old Special Needs Woman Charged In Sex Ring Because North Carolina Can't Get Their Shit Together
10/6/2012 - So, What Hath Fanfiction Wrought On The YA Industry?
10/6/2012 - Why Not? Here's a Thigh Knot
10/6/2012 - Iconic VJ Day Photograph "Sailor Kiss" Decried As Depiction of Sexual Assault
10/6/2012 - Rooti Dolls Aim To Foster African Pride, End Up a Hit/Miss
10/6/2012 - Octavia Spencer And Amy Adams Captivated By Something That's Not Matt Bomer
10/6/2012 - Hollywood Once Informed Winona Ryder She Wasn't "High-School-Popular" Hot
10/6/2012 - Did This Violinist Make a Justin Bieber Song Enjoyable?
10/6/2012 - Male Model Murders Older Lover, Wears His Severed Testicles As a Bracelet, It's Saturday
10/6/2012 - Ducks Rescued From Squalor Take Their First Swim Ever
10/6/2012 - The Lazy Birthing Manifesto
10/6/2012 - Kristen Stewart Refers To Herself as a "Miserable Cunt," Marie Claire Responds By Insulting Her "Grubby" Clothes
10/5/2012 - Matchmaking Imp Ryan Seacrest Set Up Justin Bieber's Mom with
The Bachelor
's Chris Harrison
10/5/2012 - Watch This Lil Bub Video Because, Duh, It's a Lil Bub Video
10/5/2012 - Pedestrians, Put Down Your Phones; RuPaul Is Trying to Connect
10/5/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
10/5/2012 - Should High Schoolers Have Part-Time Jobs?
10/5/2012 - How to Make Your Very Own Absurd Chanel Hula Hoop Purse
10/5/2012 - The Night Belongs to Kate Winslet
10/5/2012 - Guns For the Cure® Probably Won't Cure Breast Cancer®, Either
10/5/2012 - Jesus Fresco Nail Art is the Best Thing in the World
10/5/2012 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!
10/5/2012 - Women Not Voting? Now That's Scary
10/5/2012 - Nicole Scherzinger Is the Latest Star to Admit to an Eating Disorder, But Likely Not the Last
10/5/2012 - Anna Kendrick Blows Away Dave Letterman with Her Awesome Cup Playing Skills
10/5/2012 - The Campaign to Make Issa Rae the Star of Her New Show
10/5/2012 - Scientists Make Mice Eggs Out of Stem Cells; Could Someday Make Babies Out of Your Dead Relatives
10/5/2012 - Justice Scalia Says Abortion and Gay Sex Are Obvs Unconstitutional
10/5/2012 - How to Deal With Boyfriends Who Don't Wear Underwear
10/5/2012 - Vest That 'Hugs' You Whenever You Get a Facebook 'Like' Makes Us Very, Very Sad
10/5/2012 - Why Porn Sex Is the Safest Sex
10/5/2012 - New Fat-Hugging Jerseys Are Destroying NFL Players' Self Esteem
10/5/2012 -
Camel Toe
: The Zine for Ladies Who Wear Their Pants High and Tight
10/5/2012 - Most of the Women on TV Are Being Directed By Men
10/5/2012 - Justin Bieber's Fan Site Allegedly Stole Your Kids' Personal Information
10/5/2012 - Watch This Dickhead Issue a Non-Apology to Jennifer Livingston: 'Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings'
10/5/2012 - Arrests, Divorces, and Secret Children:
Breaking Amish
Is Nothing But Lies
10/5/2012 - Too Bad Octavia Spencer's Gorgeous
Elle
Cover Won't Be on Newsstands
10/5/2012 - Rick Santorum Sometimes Kills Things He Loves, Says Rick Santorum
10/5/2012 - Carine Roitfeld Prefers Makeup That Looks Like You Have Better Things to Do Than Put on Makeup
10/5/2012 - Extremely Mature Lawyer Allegedly Spread Rumors About a Prosecutor and Her 'Panties'
10/5/2012 - Here We Go Again: ASOS Debuts Tasteful 'Go Native' Navajo-Inspired Line
10/5/2012 - I Ate a Donut Because I Was Sad and Other Lessons About Emotional Eating
10/5/2012 - NYC and Filmmaker Ken Burns In Tug o' War Over Unreleased Rape Documentary Footage
10/5/2012 - Absolutely Everyone Benefits From Free Birth Control, Says Yet Another Study Conservatives Will Ignore
10/5/2012 -
Reading Rainbow
Host LeVar Burton Is 'Outraged' Over Mitt Romney's Attacks on PBS
10/5/2012 - She's Baaack: 'Call Me Maybe' as Performed by Every Person on YouTube
10/5/2012 - Christina Hendricks Loathes Being Called 'Full-Figured'
10/5/2012 - Public Masturbation, This Time With More Creepy Giggling (Allegedly)
10/5/2012 -
The Croods
Looks Just Like
Brave
Except With Cavemen and Nicholas Cage
10/5/2012 - Maine State Senate Candidate Vilified for Geekery
10/4/2012 - Pat Summit, Winningest NCAA Basketball Coach of All Time, Possibly Forced Into Retirement
10/4/2012 - Woman Director Told She Didn't Get Job Because of Missing Penis
10/4/2012 - Comment of the Day: Calling Big Bird Out
10/4/2012 - Someone Who Cares Way Too Much About Dancing With the Stars Sends Bristol Palin a Threatening Package
10/4/2012 - Indisputable (Totally Disputable) Facts About Hedgehogs
10/4/2012 - Nicki Minaj Takes Her Mimi Feud to Twitter
10/4/2012 - Cute Little Kids Talk the About the Election and President 'Broccoli Yama'
10/4/2012 - Why Are Fashion Designers So Ridiculously Touchy About Press?
10/4/2012 - Louis Vuitton, for the Pop-Art Loving Sixties Mod in You (and Your Plus One)
10/4/2012 - Komen Surprisingly Rejects Funding from Pornhub's 'Save the Boobies' Campaign
10/4/2012 - I Want to Put This Moon-Shaped Ice Cream Cake in My Mouth
10/4/2012 - Can We Please Stop Fifty Shades of Grey from Becoming a 'Woman Thing'?
10/4/2012 - 'Damsel in Defense,' for the Woman Looking for a Feminine Way to Defend Herself
10/4/2012 - Hey, Let's Manufacture a Catfight Between Ann Romney and Michelle Obama!
10/4/2012 - Six Things Marissa Mayer Should Have Done During the Maternity Leave She's Not Taking
10/4/2012 - Amy Poehler Reveals Some Freaky Shit About Your Boyfriend Adam Scott
10/4/2012 - They Couldn't Find Any Black Kids to Model Michael Jackson Costumes on the Internet
10/4/2012 - We've Fucked Over the Environment So Now We Have to Eat Bugs and Play in Poop
10/4/2012 - Anthropologist Defends Reality TV, Swears It's Making Us Smarter
10/4/2012 - Celebrate Tonight's Return of
30 Rock
by Watching Every
TGS
Sketch Ever Mentioned
10/4/2012 - Women Show Their Support by Wearing FLOTUS-Blue Nail Polish
10/4/2012 - San Francisco Will Be the First City In the Country to Make Crisis Pregnancy Centers Tell the Truth
10/4/2012 - Mariah Carey Tells Barbara Walters That Nicki Minaj Threatened Her Life
10/4/2012 - Future Undergrads: Colleges are Cyber-Stalking You and There's Nothing You Can Do About It
10/4/2012 - In Case You Missed It: KitchenAid Tweeted a Joke About Obama's Dead Grandmother (Har Har!)
10/4/2012 - Do-It-Yourself Virtual Plastic Surgery is Pretty Underwhelming
10/4/2012 - Tyra Banks Bravely Tweets a Photo of Her 'Muffin Top'
10/4/2012 - A Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
10/4/2012 - I Was the Victim of an Abortion Scam
10/4/2012 - Critics of Women in Combat Worried Ladies Will Make Men Worse at Killing
10/4/2012 - McQueen, for Hive-Minded Princesses Who Rule the Honeycomb Hideout
10/4/2012 - Who Wants to Live in a Replica of Disney's Haunted Mansion? Now's Your Chance
10/4/2012 - Not Even Hillary Clinton Can Look Away From Christina Aguilera's Ample Bosom
10/4/2012 - Mitt Romney's Cokeface, and Other Interesting Moments From Last Night's Boring Ass Debate
10/4/2012 - Fakers Cut Airport Lines by Requesting Wheelchairs They Don’t Need
10/4/2012 - Salma Hayek Reveals Her Beauty Secrets: Fatty Food and Booze
10/4/2012 - Breast Cancer Social Network Lets Users Trade Scarf Fashion Tips and Treatment Courses
10/4/2012 - Lolo Jones Accidentally Talks Smack to Paralyzed Rutgers Football Player
10/4/2012 - Supercut: Jim Lehrer's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Debate
10/4/2012 - Stacy London Opens Up About Anorexia and Binge Eating
10/3/2012 - Archaeologists Disturb Tomb of Badass Mayan Warrior Queen, Prove That Science Has Learned Nothing from Hollywood
10/3/2012 - Butt Stain of a Father Caught on Film Apparently Mocking a 10-Year-Old Girl with Cerebral Palsy
10/3/2012 - Michelle Obama Dispenses Relationship Advice for Women With Husbands Who Travel a Lot
10/3/2012 - ‘Abortion Ship’ Aims to Dock in Morocco Despite Wary Moroccan Officials
10/3/2012 - Debate Night: Razzle Dazzle Them
10/3/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Cat Is Out of the Recreational Abortion Bag
10/3/2012 - Celebrity Fight! Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Sue Billy Corgan, Saying He Terrorized Them With a Big Tree
10/3/2012 - Lady Gaga Is All Dressed Up Like Donatella Versace
10/3/2012 - Watch the Trailer for
Movie 43
, Starring Every Actor You Could Possibly Think Of
10/3/2012 - Pissed-Off Parents Post Facebook Photos of Daughters' Dresses That Were 'Too Short' for Homecoming
10/3/2012 - President and First Lady Celebrate their 20th Anniversary With Barf-Inducingly Cute Video
10/3/2012 - Men Who Rock: Finally, Men Are More than Just a Pretty Face in the Music Biz
10/3/2012 - Adorable Child Zombies Star in Best Family Portrait Ever
10/3/2012 - The Ultimate Presidential Debate Drinking Game for Ladies
10/3/2012 - Venture Capitalist Firm Fires Woman Suing for Gender Discrimination
10/3/2012 - These Awesome Daniel Craig
SNL
Promos Will Charm Your Pants Off
10/3/2012 - And Here's a Picture of Kenneth Krause, the Man Who Called Local News Anchor Fat
10/3/2012 - Workplace Gossip Can Help You Make Friends, But It Can Also Make You a Dick
10/3/2012 - Cadbury Makes Special Chocolate for Women, Because Ladies Love Chocolate and Hate Being Fat
10/3/2012 - Asshole Who Called Local News Anchor Fat Still Thinks She's Too Fat
10/3/2012 - Official Romney Blogger Says 'A White Woman Voting for Obama Is Like a Black Woman Voting For the KKK'
10/3/2012 - In the Absence of Real News, This Week The Tabloids Just Made Shit Up
10/3/2012 - Nail Biting Will Soon Abdicate Status as Annoying Bad Habit and Be Placed in Same Category as OCD
10/3/2012 - Justin Bieber Will Perform at The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
10/3/2012 - Three Congresswomen Are Serious About Stamping Out Sexual Abuse in the U.S. Military
10/3/2012 - The Silliest Pink Crap Money Can Buy, None of Which Will Cure Breast Cancer
10/3/2012 - Todd Akin Concerned That Somehow Non-Pregnant Women Are Getting Abortions
10/3/2012 - Accused Butt-Chugger Denies Putting Alcohol Up His Butt, Wants You to Know He Is Not Gay
10/3/2012 - You Should Probably Stop Getting Your Dog Stoned
10/3/2012 - Politician Claims Blackmail by Lobbyist Who Threatened to Release the Nude Photos She Sent to Her Cousin/Lover (Seriously)
10/3/2012 - Why the Hell Are We Still Holding First Lady Bake-Offs? Stop It. Stop It Right Now.
10/3/2012 - There Come a Time, Kemosabe, When Johnny Depp Speak Like 'Indian' in
Lone Ranger
Trailer
10/3/2012 - Famously Quirky BBC Star Jimmy Savile Was Likely a Quirky Child Molester, Too
10/3/2012 - Wanting to Be Thin May Have More to Do With Genetics Than Media Images
10/3/2012 -
Honey Boo Boo
Gets the
South Park
Treatment
10/3/2012 - Birth Rates Are Falling; Soon America Will Consist of Only Three People and Four Billion Feral Cats
10/3/2012 - Rihanna and Chris Brown Maybe Did Sex in a Bar Bathroom Last Night
10/2/2012 - Simi Valley Sex Offenders Sue for the Right to Garishly Decorate Their Houses for Halloween
10/2/2012 - Hipster Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
10/2/2012 - Garbage’s Shirley Manson Describes an Awkward Run-In with Jennifer Lopez’s ‘Aura’
10/2/2012 - The Incredible Hulk Is Pledging Alpha Kale Alfalfa This Week
10/2/2012 - Tennessee Wal-Mart Employees File Yet Another Lawsuit Accusing the Retailer of Gender Discrimination
10/2/2012 - Comment of the Day: ‘Does Febreeze Count’ Should Be the Motto of Reluctant Launderers Everywhere
10/2/2012 - Honey Boo Boo’s Family Gets a Big Raise, Manages to Keep It Real
10/2/2012 - Two Cats Napping in a Frying Pan Make the Cutest Omelette Ever
10/2/2012 - RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of Sahara Davenport
10/2/2012 - Sarah Silverman, Ellen DeGeneres and Joseph Gordon-Levitt Want You to 'Vote 4 Stuff'
10/2/2012 - On Feeling Pressured to Drink at Work
10/2/2012 -
Sesame Street
's
Boardwalk Empire
Is Better Than the Real
Boardwalk Empire
10/2/2012 - Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Asking For It?
10/2/2012 - Rebel Wilson Continues Her Quest to Be the Absolute Best by Belting 'Edge of Glory' on
Leno
10/2/2012 - Asshole Writer Feels So Many Things About Overweight Women in the Grocery Store
10/2/2012 - A Ballet Flat That's Kind to your Sole
10/2/2012 - Texas is Replacing Legitimate Women's Health Clinics with Crisis Pregnancy Centers
10/2/2012 - Remember When Stephen Colbert Reported for
GMA
Back in 1997?
10/2/2012 - Be Honest: How Often Do You Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
10/2/2012 - An Awesome Video Primer on Why We Still Need Feminism
10/2/2012 - People Looooooove Reading Their Doctors' Secret Notes
10/2/2012 - The Shoes At Céline Were Very, Very Strange
10/2/2012 - I Entered My Baby in a Beauty Pageant and Lost My Mind
10/2/2012 - Tea Party Congressman Demands His Wife Be His Porn Star
10/2/2012 - Yale 'Safety Dance' Decidedly Not Safe, Is Canceled
10/2/2012 - The Best Thing You'll See All Day: Local News Anchor Has On-Air Message for Viewer Who Called Her Fat
10/2/2012 - Lena Dunham Models for ASOS
10/2/2012 - Poll Shows That Nobody Thinks Scientology Is a Real Thing and Celebrity Endorsements Are Pointless
10/2/2012 - Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.
10/2/2012 - A Foolproof Guide to a Happy Marriage
10/2/2012 - Yoko Ono Has Got Pussy Riot's Back
10/2/2012 - Argentina’s New Gender Law Is Making Life Way Easier for Trans People
10/2/2012 - The Winnie Mandela Biopic: Behind Every Great Man Is a Jennifer Hudson
10/2/2012 - 'Birth Control Is Turning the Men Gay!' 14 Lessons from the Most Bizarre Anti-Contraception Video Ever
10/2/2012 - It's Time for Mitt Romney to Talk About Mormon Women
10/2/2012 - Solange's 'Losing You' Video Solidifies Her Spot as Coolest Girl in the World
10/2/2012 - Christian Groups Plan to Strike Back Against California's Gay Conversion Therapy Ban
10/2/2012 - Botox May Actually Help People with Treatment-Resistant Depression
10/2/2012 - Taylor Swift Informs John Mayer That Not Everything's About John Mayer
10/1/2012 -
Cosmo
Sex Tips as Written by Famous Authors
10/1/2012 - Trailer for
The End of Love
Features an Unwitting Child Actor and Awkwardness
10/1/2012 - No, Really — the HPV Vaccine is Mostly Safe!
10/1/2012 - It's Not Polite to Stare
10/1/2012 - Bush-Appointed Judge Issues Righteous Defense of Birth Control Mandate
10/1/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Poetry Corner
10/1/2012 - Drew Barrymore Did a Special Kind of Hugging and Nine Months Later a Baby Came Out!
10/1/2012 - OMG! It's Newborn Baby Goats Playing on a Seesaw
10/1/2012 - Alec Baldwin Lives Under a Bridge
10/1/2012 - God Planning to Use Magic to Help Romney Win Election, Says Glenn Beck
10/1/2012 - French Fashion Brand Has Awesome 'No Chinese Allowed' Rule
10/1/2012 - Is There Power in Modesty?
10/1/2012 - Sugar Company's Ad Concept: Sweet, Sweet Pastries Are as Good as Porn
10/1/2012 - Victoria's Secret Store to Open at Cowboys Stadium and No One Can Explain Why
10/1/2012 - Oberlin Student Paper Tries to Hook Students By Name-Dropping Lena Dunham
10/1/2012 - This 'Uncle Obama' Song Out of Ghana Is All About Dongs
10/1/2012 - Who Could Have Prevented the Murder of Jill Meagher? (Hint: Not Jill Meagher)
10/1/2012 - Victorian Family Portraits Were Actually Kind of Creepy
10/1/2012 - Aurora Theater Victim Makes Powerful Anti-Gun PSA
10/1/2012 -
Cosmo Latina
Majorly Fails With 'Latin Style'
50 Shades of Grey
Tips
10/1/2012 - Awkward Black Girl Coming to Network TV (Sorta!)
10/1/2012 - Texting While Parenting Linked to Recent Spike in Child Injuries
10/1/2012 - 'Ugh, What's Up With All These Feminists Being Funny?' Says Chronically Unfunny Woman
10/1/2012 - Taylor Swift Would Like You to Stop Asking Questions About the Personal Life She Won't Stop Talking About
10/1/2012 - IKEA Photoshops Women Out of Its Saudi Arabia Catalog
10/1/2012 - Boy Scouts Forced to Help Police Convict Accused Sexual Abusers
10/1/2012 - Looking at Baby Kittens All Day Makes You More Productive at Work (No It Doesn't)
10/1/2012 - Lady Gaga Tells Cathy Horyn and Her Boyfriend to 'Suck My Dick'
10/1/2012 - Disney's Misunderstood (?) Feminist (?) Icons (?), Drawn Lovingly
10/1/2012 - Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You
10/1/2012 - My Racial Background Is None of Your Business
10/1/2012 - Thank Goodness a Female Masturbation Bar Finally Exists
10/1/2012 - Michelle Obama's Arms Are Causing a Fashion Riot
10/1/2012 - Gaultier, for the Nostalgic, '80s-Obsessed Pop Music Addict in You
10/1/2012 - Today in Pussy Riot: Lawyers Fired, Hearing Delayed
10/1/2012 - No One Knows Who the Hell Is in Charge Anymore
10/1/2012 - Kony 2012 Director Jason Russell to Tell Oprah All About His Breakdown
10/1/2012 - Twitter Homophobes, You're on Watch. Not That You Care.
10/1/2012 - (Some) Pakistani Women Are Shopping a Lot
10/1/2012 - Bizarre Brazilian Beauty Pageant Murder Is a Lifetime Movie Waiting to Happen
10/1/2012 - 'Cool Dad' Takes Son's Porn Problem to Reddit
10/1/2012 - Christina Aguilera Tells Label 'I'm a Fat Girl, Deal With It'
10/1/2012 - Noted Homophobe Victoria Jackson Accosts Gay People on the Street
10/1/2012 - Some Editors-in-Chief Are Just $15,000 Manlier Than Others