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11/29/2012 - First Dog Bo Is Baffled By Giant Effigy of Himself in Best Holiday Video of Our Time

11/29/2012 - Trayvon Martin's Murderer Now Selling His Autograph

11/29/2012 - Canadian University Brings Puppies in to Ease Finals Stress, Where You Went to School Is Shit

11/29/2012 - Racist UCLA Students Won't Stop Posting Signs Calling Asian Women 'White-Boy Worshipping Whores'

11/29/2012 - The Florida Psychic that Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Punched Is 'Aggravated, Swollen,' and in Hiding

11/29/2012 - Comment of the Day: Baby Bootstraps

11/29/2012 - Dicks at the Airport Assume Silly Women Don't Belong in First Class

11/29/2012 - Chris Colfer Is Over Being Bullied and Would Like You to Be Over It, Too

11/29/2012 - What Do You Do When a Child's Flirting Goes from Cute to Full-on Sexual Harassment?

11/29/2012 - XOXOXO, Jezebel

11/29/2012 - America, You Are Getting Really Shitty At Having Babies

11/29/2012 - Sexytime Talk: STD Paranoia, Homemade Sex Toys, and Speed Demon Orgasms

11/29/2012 - New Zealand Activists Charge Men More for Their Morning Cup of Coffee

11/29/2012 - Angus T. Jones Is Dating Internet Celebrity 'Stalker Sarah'

11/29/2012 - The World According to How Emotional Everyone Is

11/29/2012 - Creepy 'Love Surgery' Performed on New Moms' Unwitting Vaginas

11/29/2012 - Meet 'Lucille Baller,' the Violent Rap Alter-Ego of a Dallas Cop

11/29/2012 - Entrepreneur Seeks Driver/Secretary Who Looks and Acts Like His Favorite Sexy Video Game Character

11/29/2012 - Some Students Say Northwestern University Treats Rape Survivors Like Shit

11/29/2012 - Girls vs. Gilmore Girls, an Opening Credits Mashup

11/29/2012 - College Student Behind 'Hobojacket' Prank Apologizes, Jeopardizing Jackass Status

11/29/2012 - Why We Still Fall for the Myth of the Uncontrollable Boner

11/29/2012 - Is Alexander Wang Taking Over at Balenciaga?

11/29/2012 - Courtney Stodden and Her Mother Confirm "Tasteful" Nudes Are Inevitable Career Move

11/29/2012 - Warren Jeffs' Polygamist Compound Is ThisClose to Being Seized by Authorities

11/29/2012 - Articles About Hillary Clinton's Hair Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things

11/29/2012 - All The Cool Kids Are Getting Mustache Implants

11/29/2012 - Kids Who Lie About Their Age on Facebook Endanger Their Friends

11/29/2012 - What's It Like to Watch a Cheetah Run in Slow Motion? Absolutely Mesmerizing.

11/29/2012 - Good Girl Gina Loves Anal, Cooking Pot Roasts, and Watching Her Man Play Video Games

11/29/2012 - 15-Year-Old Girl Killed By Suitors After Her Father Rebuffed Them

11/29/2012 - You Can't Blame Your Crazy-Ass Behavior on a Full Moon

11/29/2012 - It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested Again

11/28/2012 - Alex Karpovsky of Girls on Next Season, Reading Blogs, Playing (Adorable) Jerks

11/28/2012 - Just Look at These G-D Magnificent Lionesses Strut. Work It, Ladies.

11/28/2012 - Boston Restaurant Owner Calls Complaining Customer 'Fat', 'Bitch', and 'Sweet Pea'

11/28/2012 - Torani Releases Chicken-and-Waffles Syrup (Just a Few More Days Until End of the World, You Guys!)

11/28/2012 - Comment of the Day: Giving Hobos 'Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire' Sweatshirts

11/28/2012 - The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000 Times Longer than Their Actual Marriage

11/28/2012 - Kristen Schaal Was an Adorably Awkward High School Theater Geek and This Surprises You How?

11/28/2012 - Juliette Lewis and Chevy Chase Come Together for a Griswold Family Reunion

11/28/2012 - Jumanji Is Real: There's a Zebra and a Pony Running Around Staten Island

11/28/2012 - Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving You Cancer

11/28/2012 - TLC's Latest Sideshow: Neat Freaks

11/28/2012 - Totally Reasonable Person Jill Kelley Threatens to Sue a Guy Who Said She Was a Bad Negotiator

11/28/2012 - Meet the Homophobic Doomsday Preacher Behind Angus T. Jones' Religious Rant

11/28/2012 - Watch Liz Lemon Tell Jack She's Getting Hitched

11/28/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

11/28/2012 - Lawyer Says 11-Year-Old Gang Rape Victim Was a 'Spider' Luring Men Into Web

11/28/2012 - Can These Monkeys Solve the Gender Pay Gap?

11/28/2012 - Jasmine Benjamin's Parents Hire Detective

11/28/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Babysplosion! Kim Kardashian, Duchess Kate, and Jessica Simpson Are Pregnant

11/28/2012 - Yoko Ono Would Like to Sell You a Light-Up Bra for Men and Pants With a Butt Window

11/28/2012 - Why Does Seventeen Magazine Have a BMI Calculator? And Why Does It Say that Being Underweight Is Healthy?

11/28/2012 - Anti-Choicers Horrified That a Planned Parenthood Clinic Offered 'Black Friday Deals' on Birth Control

11/28/2012 - Can We Keep Kids Safe Online!? Can We Keep Kids Safe ANYWHERE!?!?

11/28/2012 - New Vogue Documentary to Really Get to the Bottom of That Whole Styling Business

11/28/2012 - Abortion Fight in Mississippi Reaches Official Clusterfuck Status

11/28/2012 - Jackass MIT Students Give Rival College Gear to Homeless People as a Prank

11/28/2012 - 'Revenge Porn' Creep Hunter Moore Is Back to Help Fellow Creeps Share Their Sexts

11/28/2012 - New Lawsuit Challenges Limitations of Military Women in Combat

11/28/2012 - In Adorable Circle of Life, Dog Imitates Baby, Baby Imitates Dog

11/28/2012 - True Story: I 'Airline Dated' and Lived to Tell the Tale

11/28/2012 - GOP Offers Women an Olive Branch By Appointing Men to Chair Every Important House Committee

11/28/2012 - Obamacare's Religious Exemptions Are a Bad Joke

11/28/2012 - Well This Is Heartwarming: Grocery Store Owner Gives Entire Business to Employees

11/28/2012 - Women Are Being Scared Into Traumatic Breast Cancer Treatments They Don't Actually Need

11/28/2012 - Breaking: Kate Middleton Has Bangs. Repeat: the Duchess Has Bangs.

11/28/2012 - Man Invites Virtual Girlfriend to His Real Wedding

11/28/2012 - Sweat Til Your Underpants Are Wet: Take an Exercise Class With Richard Simmons

11/28/2012 - Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again

11/27/2012 - NBC Taps Downton Abbey Mastermind To Create New TV Show About Late 19th-Century New York

11/27/2012 - Technology Now Exists to Print 3D Model of Fetuses. But Why?

11/27/2012 - Important Question: Is Jewel Playing June Carter Cash or Not?

11/27/2012 - GOP Senator Says Immigrants Who Want U.S. Citizenship Can Just Marry Americans

11/27/2012 - Spoiler Alert: Here's Jennifer Lawrence Looking Slippery as Katniss in Catching Fire

11/27/2012 - Comment of the Day: Ke$ha vs. Crash Test Dummies

11/27/2012 - Third Accuser Files Underage Sex Lawsuit Against Kevin Clash

11/27/2012 - Neil Patrick Harris Dreams in Puppet, Obviously

11/27/2012 - Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Pussy Right Now

11/27/2012 - The New Sex Trend: Losing your V-Card in Your Twenties

11/27/2012 - No Sexism Allowed in the Malaysian Parliament, Sweetcheeks

11/27/2012 - Why Is the Bay Area Seeing Higher Breast Cancer Rates?

11/27/2012 - Scarlett Johansson, Weather Enthusiast, Subbed in for Al Roker on the Today Show

11/27/2012 - Ohio Senate Re-Aborts Heartbeat Bill

11/27/2012 - This Year's Best Actress Race: A History of Inequality

11/27/2012 - Jill Kelley Loses That Honorary Diplomat Title She Kept Bragging About

11/27/2012 - You Must Watch This Teen Mom Star's Impassioned Speech About Ke$ha

11/27/2012 - Cosmetics Brand Pulls, Then Reinstates, Weird Blackface Ad

11/27/2012 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck Accuses Chris Brown of 'Verbal Rape'

11/27/2012 - Ask a Mortician: How Do I Donate My Corpse to Science?

11/27/2012 - Old Man Sad to Learn Old Men No Longer Automatically Get Laid

11/27/2012 - Parents Learn About Daughter's Death on Facebook

11/27/2012 - Mississippi Sends Kids to Prison For Being Tardy and Wearing the Wrong Color Socks

11/27/2012 - Sorry Second Wave Feminists, Porn Stars Are Actually Emotionally Stable, Self-Confident Women Who Weren't Molested as Kids

11/27/2012 - This Holiday Season, Kids Will Be Getting American Girl Dolls With Hearing Aids and Allergy-Free Lunches

11/27/2012 - Breaking News: Silicon Valley Startups Discriminate Against Old People

11/27/2012 - Why Do We Still Think Guys Just Want Sex?

11/27/2012 - Brad Pitt 'Kind of Liked' Starring in That Ridiculous Chanel Perfume Ad

11/27/2012 - We Should Probably Stop Blaming the Crime Rate on Single Mothers

11/27/2012 - Is Martha Stewart the New Hipster Hero?

11/27/2012 - Get Your Drop Waists Ready! Downton Abbey Is Getting a Fourth Season and It's Set in the Twenties

11/27/2012 - Mexican Beauty Queen's Death Sadly Similar to Mexican Film Plot

11/27/2012 - 'Barack Light Brown Sofa' Now Available on Overstock.com

11/27/2012 - Chinese and Korean Papers Tricked By Onion Article Declaring Kim Jong Un 'The Sexiest Man Alive'

11/27/2012 - Woman Dies After Three Airlines Say She's Too Fat to Fly

11/27/2012 - This Is Not a Dream: Remotely Operate Toys For Adoptable Kittens to Play With

11/27/2012 - United Nations Announces Global Ban on Female Genital Mutilation

11/27/2012 - Egypt's Cairollers Have Best Name Ever, Are Super Rad Rollergirls

11/27/2012 - Jada Pinkett Smith Exasperatedly Reminds Everyone Willow Isn't Defined By Her Hair

11/27/2012 - Borat's Mankini Photoshopped Onto Ken Doll

11/26/2012 - 27-Year-Old Virgin on Sex: Why Would Anyone Want to Date Someone Who Has Slept With the Whole World?

11/26/2012 - Tyra Banks to Reprise Role in 'Life-Sized', No Word Yet on Whether Lohan Will Join Her

11/26/2012 - Supreme Court Justices' Sweet, Sweet Asses Set to Decide Landmark Sexual Harassment Case

11/26/2012 - The AP Says No More 'Homophobia," 'Islamophobia,' or 'Ethnic Cleansing'

11/26/2012 - Kid from Two and a Half Men Goes on Weird Christian Tirade About How Two and a Half Men Is the Work of the Devil

11/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: Victim Blaming Santa Claus

11/26/2012 - Cee Lo Green Is Having a Very Muppet Christmas

11/26/2012 - Lady Gaga Was Way Into Liz & Dick

11/26/2012 - ICYMI: Rashida Jones and Jimmy Fallon Charmed Your Pants Off With Their Holiday Song Medley

11/26/2012 - Even Pediatricians Think Teens Should Have Unrestricted Access to the Morning-After Pill

11/26/2012 - Very Phallic Vintage Ads Prove Agencies Were Thinking With Their Dicks

11/26/2012 - Why Does Lindsay Lohan Sound Like an Old Lady With Emphysema?

11/26/2012 - Meet Afghanistan's Kickass Girl Skateboarders

11/26/2012 - Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow

11/26/2012 - State of Florida Sends Totally Weird Sex Survey to Thousands of Women

11/26/2012 - Makeup Ad Features Super Blackface-y Blackface

11/26/2012 - Secret Service Exhausted by Massive Number of Death Threats Against President Obama

11/26/2012 - We Might Finally Learn Something About Beyoncé When Beyoncé Directs a Film About Beyoncé

11/26/2012 - Hello, Fellow Gym-Goers, Look at My Fat Butt

11/26/2012 - Goldman Sachs Was Like a 'Frat on Steroids,' Says Former Female Employee

11/26/2012 - Protests Erupt After Wal-Mart Factory Fire Kills 124 Workers

11/26/2012 - State Legislators Propose Draconian New Abortion Restrictions, Because Apparently They Want to Fail Louder

11/26/2012 - Meet Prince Nikolai Stroganov III, the Cat Who Only Drinks From Porcelain Bowls

11/26/2012 - Lindsay Lohan's Costumes in Liz & Dick: The Good, Bad and the Very Ugly

11/26/2012 - Arizona Launches Manipulative Government Website to Shame Women Out of Getting Abortions

11/26/2012 - Congrats, Men: You Are Slightly Better at Remembering Where You Parked Your Cars

11/26/2012 - Hillary Clinton Is the Awesomest Awesome to Ever Awesome

11/26/2012 - Staying Connected While on the Road Just Got a Lot Easier

11/26/2012 - Arming Yourself for the War on Men You Didn't Even Know You Were Fighting

11/26/2012 - The Leopard Will Lie Down With the Baby Baboon and We All Shall Squee

11/26/2012 - Casey Anthony Allegedly Googled 'Fool Proof Suffocation' Methods

11/26/2012 - Here's That Half-Naked Prince Harry Mural You Probably Asked For

11/26/2012 - 'Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Feel Like a Rapist Today?'

11/26/2012 - Drunk Man Arrested For Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real, Being Hella Drunk

11/26/2012 - Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Making Vile Retorts to Female Comedian

11/25/2012 - This Really Happened: Dog Fetches Cat

11/25/2012 - Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire World Wants Babies

11/25/2012 - Fox News Publishes Shocking Exposé on the War on Men

11/25/2012 - Director of Surfing Competition on Letting Women Participate: 'We're Not There'

11/25/2012 - It's Time! The World Premiere of Liz & Dick

11/25/2012 - Puppy Tries To Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Kill Puppy

11/25/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Everyone Wish Christina Applegate a Happy Birthday!

11/25/2012 - Is It Okay to Give a Seven-Year-Old Leukemia Patient Medical Marijuana?

11/25/2012 - Swedish Toy Catalogue Delightfully Reverses Genders in Toy Ads

11/25/2012 - It Really Doesn’t Seem Fair to Have Lindsay Lohan Mimic Elizabeth Taylor

11/25/2012 - Geena Davis Wants to Give Hollywood a Heads Up That Female Characters Need Way More Speaking Roles

11/25/2012 - Thighs En Repose

11/25/2012 - John McCain Flirts with Reasonability, Thinks the GOP Should Maybe Leave Abortion ‘Alone’

11/25/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy Malcontents and Misanthropes

11/25/2012 - Wider Cellphone Use Among India’s Sex Workers Threatens HIV-Prevention Programs

11/25/2012 - Reverse-Engineered ‘Sonar’ Vibrator Is the Very Latest in Vagina Hacking Technology

11/25/2012 - POTUS Takes Sasha and Malia to an Edgy Ancient Recycled Tree Exhibit Called ‘Independent Bookstore’

11/25/2012 - The Next Treasury Secretary Could, Fingers Crossed, Totally Be a Woman

11/25/2012 - Marine Mammals Everywhere Can Rest Easy — The Manatee Rodeo Rider Has Finally Been Arrested

11/25/2012 - Kathie Lee Attends Her Own Broadway Show So She Can Laugh Inappropriately and Pose for Pictures

11/25/2012 - How My Korean Mother Gave Me the Courage to Transition

11/24/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Katherine Heigl, Rom-Com Cyborg, Turns 34

11/24/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy Your Favorite Manic Pixie Dream Girl

11/24/2012 - Many Clergywomen Consider Resignation After Church of England Denies Women The Right To Become Bishops

11/24/2012 - A Young Helen Mirren Met Alfred Hitchcock and They Mutually Disliked Each Other (Of Course)

11/24/2012 - Depressed Teens Invariably Grow Up To Make Less Money Than Happy Ones

11/24/2012 - We Read Monica Lewinsky's Authorized 1999 Biography So You Don't Have To

11/24/2012 - I Think I'll Try De-Thighing Gravity

11/24/2012 - NYPD's 'Cannibal Cop' Has a Mom Who Loves Him: 'The Whole World Thinks My Son Eats People!'

11/24/2012 - Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Your Horrible Mother-in-Law

11/24/2012 - Go Figure: Plastic Surgery Websites Are Creepy, Vague About Designer Vagina Procedures

11/24/2012 - This Scottish Fold Kitten Really, Really Wants Your Attention

11/24/2012 - Ireland Health Watchdog Organization To Investigate Death of Savita Halappanavar

11/24/2012 - FLOTUS Dabbles in Dendrology With White House Christmas Tree

11/24/2012 - Lady Gaga Was Naked and Eating Leftovers When She Stumbled On Intruders In Her Garage

11/24/2012 - What It’s Like to Be a Lesbian in the Lingerie Industry

11/23/2012 - Turn Your Congealing Thanksgiving Leftovers Into Living Bacteria Art

11/23/2012 - Gifts for Budding Feminists

11/23/2012 - The 'Bad Sex Awards' Snubbed Fifty Shades of Grey This Year

11/23/2012 - The French Only Use Underwear for Making Omelets, Duh

11/23/2012 - Saudi Government Now Monitors Women Leaving the Country by Sending Text Alerts to Their Male Guardians

11/23/2012 - Thanks to State Budget Cuts, Pregnant Teens Aren’t Getting Enough Educational Support

11/23/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy Your Smug Married Friends

11/23/2012 - Two Westerners Are Sentenced to Three Months in a Dubai Jail After Allegedly Sexing Up the Back of a Taxi

11/23/2012 - Funny or Die Is Casting a Paula Broadwell Look-A-Like for a Mock Sex Tape

11/23/2012 - Helen Mirren Totally Groped Jessica Biel at the Hitchcock Premiere

11/23/2012 - A Member of Pussy Riot Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement

11/23/2012 - Halle Berry’s Ex-Husband and Current Fiancé Come to Blows and Ruin Thanksgiving

11/23/2012 - Anthropologie: Holiday Shopping for the People You Hate

11/22/2012 - Turkey Day Sign-Off: You Find the Busy Bee

11/22/2012 - Study Suggests That Sex During Pregnancy Doesn’t Induce Labor Even Though It’s Still a Good Funtivity

11/22/2012 - Wild Sex Is the Sexiest Animal Sex Web Series Around

11/22/2012 - The Ultimate Gift Guide for Crafty DIY-ers

11/22/2012 - New CDC Report Shows That Abortion Is on the Decline Thanks to More People (Correctly) Using Birth Control

11/22/2012 - Enjoy a Vintage Macy's Day Parade

11/22/2012 - Holiday Gifts for the Truly Charitable Do-Gooder in Your Life

11/22/2012 - Russian Court Dismisses a Lawsuit Against Madonna, So Everybody Vogue to Celebrate

11/22/2012 - Two Men Admit to Killing a Family’s Enormous Pet Turkey for Thanksgiving

11/22/2012 - The Price of Firing a Price is Right Model While She Was Pregnant? About $7 Million

11/22/2012 - Beware! Hello Kitty Is Coming for Your Pumpkin Pie

11/22/2012 - Nine-Year-Old Girl Football Sensation Now Appearing On Wheaties Box

11/22/2012 - In Awkward Thanksgiving News, Mayim Bialik Announces That She’s Getting Divorced

11/22/2012 - Finally, a Watchable Version of Twilight

11/21/2012 - Holiday Tragedy: Marshmallow Fluff Divides Families

11/21/2012 - Yikes: Study Finds Mammograms Hardly Lower Death Rate, Lead to Many Wrong Diagnoses

11/21/2012 - Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Leaving Community

11/21/2012 - Comment of the Day: Thanksgiving From Hell

11/21/2012 - Justin Bieber Will Not Be Charged for Allegedly Kicking a Paparazzo in the Guts

11/21/2012 - Victoria Jackson Thinks Genetically Modified Foods Are Making Us All Gay

11/21/2012 - Is Rihanna the New Madonna?

11/21/2012 - Women Responsible for Turning Susan G. Komen Into a Joke Might Run for Senate

11/21/2012 - Watch This Short Film About Young Love and Feel Things

11/21/2012 - Fox News Host Says She'd Look 'Fabulous' On the Food Stamps Diet Plan

11/21/2012 - Holiday Gifts for the Unemployed

11/21/2012 - Cory Booker Causes Mini Riot at Newark City Council Meeting

11/21/2012 - Customers Protest Donald Trump by Cutting Up Their Macy's Credit Cards

11/21/2012 - TGIAFDW: Show Us Your Squee!

11/21/2012 - Your Thanksgiving Horror Stories

11/21/2012 - Gifts for Your Friend Who Thinks She's Rihanna

11/21/2012 - Watch Liz & Dick With Us on Sunday Night!

11/21/2012 - 'Giblet' Is the Best Worst Word Ever

11/21/2012 - More Women Are Literally Chopping Off Their Pinky Toes to Fit Into High Heels

11/21/2012 - Good News, Wayfaring Stoners: You Can Still Smoke Pot in Amsterdam

11/21/2012 - Having Sex and Being Drunk Are Officially the Two Most Fun Things

11/21/2012 - Holiday Gifts for the Truly Paranoid

11/21/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: For Her Next Trick, Kristen Stewart Will Destroy Ben Affleck's Marriage

11/21/2012 - Batshit Michigan Lawmakers Eliminate Tax Credit for Children, Prefer Tax Credit for Fetuses

11/21/2012 - Have an Extra $60K This Thanksgiving? Why Not Buy Some Dumb Purse?

11/21/2012 - Who's Your Porn Star Doppelganger?

11/21/2012 - How to Make Your Very Own Delicious Thanksgiving Unturkey

11/21/2012 - Dress Like Uhura, Barbarella, and Other Hot Sexy Bitches From Space

11/21/2012 - Meet Casey Legler, the Woman Who Works as a Male Model

11/21/2012 - Wonderful Scientists Reverse Paralysis in Dogs

11/21/2012 - Human Barbie Claims She's Never Had Plastic Surgery, Thinks We All Don't Have Eyes

11/21/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender

11/20/2012 - This Adorable Red Panda Cub Is Adorably In Need of Some Xanax

11/20/2012 - Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Statue of Liberty

11/20/2012 - I Don't Give a Shit What Anyone Else Says, Miley Cyrus' Susan Powter Hair Is Hot

11/20/2012 - Twilight Screenwriter Reflects on the Series' Power in Hollywood

11/20/2012 - Season 2 of Smash Promises Jennifer Hudson, Sean Hayes and All Sorts of Broadway Shenanigans

11/20/2012 - Rihanna Apologizes for Imprisoning Journalists in Louche Dionysian Airplane of Terror

11/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: Everybody Bones

11/20/2012 - Adorable Cuteface Paul Rudd Stops by Letterman for a Vomit-Themed Top Ten

11/20/2012 - Please Invite Sarah Silverman Over for Thanksgiving Dinner

11/20/2012 - American College of OB/GYNs Says Birth Control Should Be Sold Over the Counter

11/20/2012 - New iPhone App Is Clearly Geared Towards Sexting Teens

11/20/2012 - Holiday Gift Ideas for the Dejected Republican

11/20/2012 - A Guide to the Bizarre Custody Battle Over Modern Family's Ariel Winter

11/20/2012 - Widower Objects to Investigation of His Wife's Death After Being Denied an Abortion

11/20/2012 - The Gender Politics of the Dollhouse

11/20/2012 - A Bra-Shopping Reality Show Is Coming to Lifetime, Obviously

11/20/2012 - Everyone Freak Out: Creepy Bionic Mannequins Are Watching You Shop

11/20/2012 - Church of England Decides Not to Let Any Women Into Bishop Boys Club

11/20/2012 - 'Ex-Gay' Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of Arranging Wife's Murder

11/20/2012 - Who Will Be Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Person?

11/20/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut

11/20/2012 - Fat People Really Are Jolly: Being Chubs Just Might Protect You From Depression

11/20/2012 - 'Upper East Side Makeover' Video Game Teaches Girls Absolutely Nothing

11/20/2012 - The Real Story Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy

11/20/2012 - Women Who Kept Human Skeleton for Sex Is Somehow Declared Sane

11/20/2012 - Chinese Grandpa Becomes Fashion Sensation By Modeling Girls' Clothing

11/20/2012 - Gifts For Pop Culture Junkies

11/20/2012 - 'Teen Mom 2': Jenelle Is Headed Back to Jail

11/20/2012 - Chimps, Like People, May Experience Midlife Crises, Might Buy Chimp Convertibles and Get Chimp Hairplugs

11/20/2012 - Elmo Puppeteer Kevin Clash Resigns from Sesame Street Following New Allegations

11/20/2012 - The Online Culture of 'Niceness' Doesn't Extend to the Ladies

11/20/2012 - Rihanna: What Journalists? What Plane?

11/20/2012 - According to Facebook, People Who 'Like' Michelle Obama More Likely to Have Voted

11/20/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Blind Kitten Plays With His First Toy

11/20/2012 - Brilliant Eighth-Grade Girl Predicted Obama's Electoral Win Weeks Before First Debate

11/20/2012 - Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East

11/19/2012 - We Are All Blue: Lucille Bliss, Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 96

11/19/2012 - DIY: Make Your Own Gay-Friendly Boy Scout Badge

11/19/2012 - Here Are a Couple of Turkeys Eating a Full Thanksgiving Meal

11/19/2012 - Here's an Extended Cut of Justin Bieber Grabbing at His Own Crotch

11/19/2012 - Man Claims Wife Forces Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away

11/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: Marijuana Legalization Is Directly Responsible For Hostess Staying in Business

11/19/2012 - Peter Jackson Denies Cruelty Allegations, Says All Animals on Set Died Peacefully of Old Age in the Arms of Sarah McLachlan

11/19/2012 - Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Here's a Baby Lion in a Tub

11/19/2012 - James Deen Insists That Mainstream and Porn Movies Are Pretty Much the Same Thing

11/19/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: Presents for Stoners

11/19/2012 - Watch Israeli Kids Play 'Bomb Shelter' Game at a Playground

11/19/2012 - Companies With More Female Board Directors Are More Sustainable, Too

11/19/2012 - Shia LaBeouf Is Really Excited to Meet Bill Nye

11/19/2012 - What the Hell Is Black Friday For?

11/19/2012 - Bobby Jindal Confident Women Will Vote GOP if Republicans Just Stop Saying What They Actually Believe

11/19/2012 - Lindsay Lohan, James Franco and Terry Richardson Collaborate on New R.E.M. Video

11/19/2012 - Holiday Gifts for Ryan Gosling, Idris Elba, and Other Guys You Love

11/19/2012 - Dating Website Allows You to Screen Out the Republicans (Or Democrats)

11/19/2012 - Watch an Adorable New Animated Short With Heart Transplants, Interspecies Love, and a Happy Ending

11/19/2012 - Thanksgiving With Your Imaginary Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt

11/19/2012 - 10 Things I Ate in the Past Week and How I Felt

11/19/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What To Buy Your Frenemy

11/19/2012 - Grace Coddington Thinks Young Designers Need More Hardship In Their Lives

11/19/2012 - Men May Have Body Image Issues, But They Don't Even Come Close to What Women Go Through

11/19/2012 - Wal Mart Employees Planning Black Friday Walk Out Because They're Tired of Being Shat On

11/19/2012 - Revenge of the Nerds: White Male Geeks Hack Sexism, Racism

11/19/2012 - Judge Blocks Obamacare Contraception Mandate Because He's Not Sure If It's Good for Ladies

11/19/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy for Your Friend Who Thinks She's Rihanna?

11/19/2012 - Newsflash: Petraeus and Broadwell Are Very, Very Sad

11/19/2012 - Pageant Contestant to Have Double Mastectomy to Prevent Breast Cancer (But Only if She Doesn't Win)

11/19/2012 - Glittery Gowns and Hideous Hair at the American Music Awards

11/19/2012 - This Cat and Baby Have Super Twin Powers

11/19/2012 - Airbrushing Your Facebook Photo Is the Digital Equivalent of Stuffing Your Bra

11/19/2012 - Just Like You, Parenthood's Mae Whitman Spends Every Night Dreaming of Tim Riggins

11/19/2012 - Awesome Six-Year-Old Girl Writes to Hasbro About Gender Inequality in Guess Who

11/19/2012 - Everyone, Breathe: Twinkies Will Most Likely Survive the Hostapocalypse

11/19/2012 - The Hobbit Was a 'Death Trap' For Animals

11/18/2012 - This Cat Has a Serious Case of the Mondays

11/18/2012 - Topless Nun Protesters Physically Attacked by Anti-Gay Marriage Wingnuts

11/18/2012 - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Laughing at You

11/18/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Malcontent?

11/18/2012 - 9-Year-Old Girl Football Star Tackles Former NFL Players, 'Is Already Better Than Tebow'

11/18/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Celebrate the Birth of an Animated Rodent

11/18/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy Your Frenemy?

11/18/2012 - Paula Broadwell Had Aspirations for a Career in Politics or Show Business, Which Are Pretty Much the Same Field Anyway

11/18/2012 - I Call It 'Thighlights Celebration' — It's Sexual and Violent

11/18/2012 - Breaking Dawn Part 2 Plundered the American Moviegoer This Weekend

11/18/2012 - Movie Critic Recounts That One Time His Misogynistic Editor Asked Him to Stop Reviewing Movies with Strong Female Leads

11/18/2012 - Get Ready for the Next Big YA Movie Franchise: The Mortal Instruments Trailer Has Arrived

11/18/2012 - The First Thanksgiving Was an Especially Drunken and Smelly Affair

11/18/2012 - Dublin Protesters Rally for Woman Who Died After Being Denied an Abortion

11/18/2012 - Hide Your Kids in a Bag of Doritos — The Produce People Are Coming for Them

11/18/2012 - Adorable Penguin Couple Has Been Holding Wings for 16 Years

11/18/2012 - Paula Broadwell Hunkers Down with Husband at Her Brother’s Home for a Super Awkward Family Holiday

11/18/2012 - The Only Question You Need to Answer This Thanksgiving Is: Where’s the Best Spot to Smoke Weed in Your Hometown?

11/18/2012 - Taylor Swift Sounds Like a Knotted Bundle of Anxiety with a Pretty Good Singing Voice

11/18/2012 - My Awkward Sober Sex Life

11/17/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Jeremy Renner, Maroon 5, General Sex Appeal On SNL

11/17/2012 - Corgi And Kitten Come Together To Vanquish All The World's Evils

11/17/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Manic Pixie Dream Girl?

11/17/2012 - TV Doing A Great Job "Symbolically Annihilating" Women Over 40

11/17/2012 - Silver Linings Playbook's Jacki Weaver Gloriously Bashes Hollywood's Madonna/Whore Complex

11/17/2012 - Paula Broadwell And Jill Kelley Have Both Visited The White House a Few Times

11/17/2012 - Fox & Friends Co-Host Says They Hire Women By Looking At Victoria's Secret Catalog

11/17/2012 - It's Thigh Time For a Vision in Plaid

11/17/2012 - Many Divorced Women Have Losing Their Insurance To Look Forward To

11/17/2012 - Judging Complex Magazine's List of Awkward Shit Women Do After Sex

11/17/2012 - Anxious Toddler Suffers Through His First Atomic Warhead Candy

11/17/2012 - "Sandy Schmandy, We Might Have A Drought Soon," Say Worried Meteorologists

11/17/2012 - POTUS And McKayla Maroney Dare You To Impress Them

11/17/2012 - Shocker: Kim Kardashian Weighing In on Israel-Palestine Conflict Doesn't Go Over Well

11/16/2012 - Emaciated Matthew McConaughey Is Dreaming of a Very Specific Cheeseburger Feast

11/16/2012 - Great Dane Adopts a Baby Deer and That's Okay by Us

11/16/2012 - Demi Lovato Rocked Some Pretty Awesome Nails on The X Factor

11/16/2012 - Marion Cotillard, A Life-Sized Toy Soldier, And A Lot of Red Latex Star In The Dreamy New W

11/16/2012 - What's Your Period Like After You Have a Baby?

11/16/2012 - The Night Belongs to Martha Plimpton

11/16/2012 - Missing Tips and Tricks From Pippa Middleton's Failing Party Planning Book

11/16/2012 - Robert Pattinson Is the Biggest Twilight Hater of All

11/16/2012 - Cracker Jack Releasing a New Caffeinated Snack Called Cracker Jack'd

11/16/2012 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

11/16/2012 - How Not to Host a 'Rape Joke' Debate

11/16/2012 - Tina Fey and Paul Rudd are College-Bound in Admission

11/16/2012 - San Francisco Nudists Want to Keep Their Dongs Out Because of Freedom of Speech

11/16/2012 - Guns, Explosions and Spanx Jokes: Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy Bring The Heat

11/16/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy for a Budding Feminist?

11/16/2012 - Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin Grammys

11/16/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Just Wants to Be on a Set, Any Set: 'It's Safer That Way'

11/16/2012 - Seinfeld Poppyseed Bagel Plot Plays Out in Real Life

11/16/2012 - GoldieBlox, the Engineering Toy for Girls, Is a Reality After a Moving Video Inspires Crowdfunding

11/16/2012 - Vogue's Best-Dressed List Skews Young, White, And Actress-y

11/16/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Do You Buy Your Smug Married Friends?

11/16/2012 - Everybody Poops, So Why Do So Many Women Avoid Going at Work?

11/16/2012 - Thanks to Team Rape, Most Americans Consider Themselves Pro-Choice Again

11/16/2012 - Here's That Honey Boo Boo Comic Book You Didn't Ask For

11/16/2012 - How Not to Be a Meeting Diva, Bore Your Staff to Sleep, or Otherwise Ruin Goodwill and Productivity at Work

11/16/2012 - Why College Students Should Definitely Study Porn

11/16/2012 - New Study on Infants Suggests We're Born With Morality

11/16/2012 - Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going Out of Business

11/16/2012 - TV is Still Hella White, But It's Getting (Somewhat) Better

11/16/2012 - In Which Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Look Gorgeous and Ridiculously Happy

11/16/2012 - Why Does Twilight Make Women So Damn Horny?

11/16/2012 - The Petraeus Scandal Gets Inevitable Taiwanese Animation Treatment

11/16/2012 - Rihanna Commandeers a Plane, Gets Journalists Wasted

11/15/2012 - Let's Adopt All the Dogs in the 'Least Likely To Be Adopted' Project

11/15/2012 - Harvard State Sells 'Yale You a Stupid Hoe' Tank Tops

11/15/2012 - Voting for Obama Was Totally Gay, and It Was Crucial to His Victory

11/15/2012 - Led by Local Women, Makeup Sales Heat Up in Africa

11/15/2012 - 5-Hour Energy Cited in a Bunch of Deaths

11/15/2012 - Comment of the Day: Paying For a More Civilized Society

11/15/2012 - Ben Affleck Says the Press Treated Him 'Worse Than Scott Peterson' at the Height of Bennifer Madness

11/15/2012 - Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in a Big Feathery Fur Pile

11/15/2012 - If You're Gonna Ask Retta to Marry You on Twitter, At Least Try to Class It Up a Little

11/15/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Do You Get Someone Who Is Truly, Deeply Charitable?

11/15/2012 - Sexytime Talk: Endless Boners, Bald Vaginas and Internet Infidelity

11/15/2012 - Jeremy Renner Does Pretty Woman in this Week's SNL Promos

11/15/2012 - There Are Weird Contact Lenses in The Host, But It's No Twilight

11/15/2012 - Kristen Stewart on Conan: 'Faux Girl Power Is Really Revolting'

11/15/2012 - It Might Be Harder to Recognize Signs of Depression in Men

11/15/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Makes a Surprise Bewigged Appearance on Late Night

11/15/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Get A Crafty DIY-er?

11/15/2012 - 'Middle-Aged Woman Rapper Hip Hop Style' Is as Painful and Mesmerizing as It Sounds

11/15/2012 - True Love? Hope Solo Just Married the Dude Who Allegedly Assaulted Her

11/15/2012 - The Shirtless FBI Agent's Shirtless Photo Was a Joke (and Not a Sexy Joke)

11/15/2012 - 7 Easy Ways to Keep Your Man's Dick in His Pants

11/15/2012 - 'New Adult' Fiction Is Now an Official Literary Genre Because Marketers Want Us to Buy Things

11/15/2012 - Would You Attend a Mammogram Party?

11/15/2012 - WTF: Chris Brown Wants to Be a Model

11/15/2012 - Courtney Stodden's Mom Explains How Her Daughter Became a Married Teen in Stripper Heels

11/15/2012 - Here's a Video of Two Baby Gorillas. You're Welcome.

11/15/2012 - Kristen Stewart Dons Yet Another See-Through Ensemble at the Final Twilight's UK Premiere

11/15/2012 - Holy Shit Nicole Westbrook's Thanksgiving Song Sounded Terrible on Access Hollywood Live

11/15/2012 - I Fell in Love With My Shrink

11/15/2012 - Keira Knightley Picks Pink Lipstick and Pockets for the Anna Karenina Premiere

11/15/2012 - New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Us Into a Bunch of Drunk Fatties

11/15/2012 - Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Kinda Mousy

11/15/2012 - Working from Home Does Not Mean Pajamas and Cable TV

11/15/2012 - Sexting Police Chief Finally Forced to Half-Apologize for Burying Report of Brutal Rape

11/15/2012 - Remember When Women Took Viagra?

11/15/2012 - Air Force Responds to Sex Crime Scandal by Enforcing a Bizarre 'Wingman Rule'

11/15/2012 - Well, It's Happened: Girls Getting in Trouble for Wearing Leggings As Pants

11/15/2012 - Anonymous Exposes Bullies Who Encouraged Teen Girl to Commit Suicide

11/15/2012 - Women Win Both Fiction and Non-Fiction National Book Awards

11/15/2012 - Jay-Z Unwisely Invokes The Wrath of Robert DeNiro

11/14/2012 - Chung Chung: Charting Every Law & Order Verdict From All 20 Seasons

11/14/2012 - Hurricane Sandy Strips Madonna Bare

11/14/2012 - ESPN Hosts Drop The Princess Bride Quotes All Night Long

11/14/2012 - Breaking News: Which Animal Has the Very Cutest Butt?

11/14/2012 - Reckless Driver Speeds Around School Bus, Forced to Hold Idiot Sign on Corner

11/14/2012 - Comment of the Day: Buy Your Own Damn Gift

11/14/2012 - Snooki Gets Emotional Over Hurricane Sandy: 'This Really Sucks'

11/14/2012 - Pink Reminisces About the Boobs She Had Before Her Baby Destroyed Them

11/14/2012 - Adorable Puppy Doesn't Want a Walk, Would Rather Stay In and Catch Some Zs

11/14/2012 - There Are Too Many Lady Senators to Fit in the Bathroom at One Time

11/14/2012 - Irish Doctors Used to Break Women's Pelvises So They Wouldn't Miscarry

11/14/2012 - James Franco Is the Man Behind the Curtain in Oz The Great and Powerful

11/14/2012 - Unsurprisingly, Readers Incensed About Coverage of Racist Teens Are Also Racist. And Terrible Spellers.

11/14/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

11/14/2012 - Why Is Nobody Asking Whether David Petraeus Is a Honey-Hungry Dickzilla in Heat?

11/14/2012 - Lena Dunham Doesn't Know How Her Weight Critics Sleep at Night

11/14/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Stoner?

11/14/2012 - Coco Chanel Posed Naked for an Anti-Semitic Cartoon

11/14/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Mariah Carey Smears La Mer Moisturizer on the Asses of Her Twins

11/14/2012 - Rob Kardashian's High-End Sock Line Is Finally Here (and It's Hideous)

11/14/2012 - The Dude-Bro Spectrum

11/14/2012 - Why Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You Calling Me Fat?

11/14/2012 - Did J.Crew Style Guru Jenna Lyons Just Come Out of the Closet?

11/14/2012 - Petraeus Successor General Allen Might Just Be a Chatty Guy

11/14/2012 - Texas Trying to Secede from Union, Austin Trying to Secede from Texas

11/14/2012 - The Timing of Your First Period May Be Linked to Cardiovascular Disease

11/14/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy for a Dejected Republican?

11/14/2012 - Women Are Still Paid Crap, and What We Need to Do About It

11/14/2012 - France's New Anti-Domestic Violence Ads Are Pretty Jarring

11/14/2012 - Babies Born in Mississippi Are Less Likely to Reach First Birthday Than Those Born in the Rest of U.S.

11/14/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Do You Buy for the Unemployed?

11/14/2012 - Denzel Washington Advises Actress Daughter: Look at Viola Davis

11/14/2012 - Watch Out Office Mates: Now You Can Listen to Any Song on Infinite Loop

11/14/2012 - Keira Knightley's Breasts Discuss Anorexia, Feminism in Allure

11/14/2012 - Jill Kelley Gazes Listlessly Out Window While Petraeus Plays on TV

11/14/2012 - Penélope Cruz Enjoying a Cocktail Whilst Surrounded by Hella Cats

11/13/2012 - Rally of White Power Clowns Drowned Out By Bunch of Awesome Actual Clowns

11/13/2012 - Woman Denied Abortion Dies in Agony at Hospital

11/13/2012 - Michelle Obama Demands More Dowager Countess

11/13/2012 - Baby Panda Xiau Liwu, Setting Records and Breaking Hearts

11/13/2012 - Accuser Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair with Elmo

11/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: Also, Bill, You're an Asshole

11/13/2012 - Lazybones Chris Colfer Is Publishing Yet Another Novel

11/13/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut?

11/13/2012 - Facebook Is Auto-Creating Creepy 'Relationship' Pages You Didn't Ask For

11/13/2012 - Nick Offerman Compassionately Reminds the Weakly Mustachioed that 'It Gets Fuller'

11/13/2012 - Nicole Westbrook Is Now America's #1 Tween Artist in Songs Related to Thanksgiving or Poultry

11/13/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Pop Culture Junkie?

11/13/2012 - MTV Gives Jersey Shore's Vinny His Own Talk Show

11/13/2012 - A Much-Needed Primer on Cultural Appropriation

11/13/2012 - Wife Reads Fifty Shades of Grey, Divorces Husband for Not Being Erotic Enough

11/13/2012 - See Lindsay Lohan and James Deen Kiss in the Weird New Trailer for The Canyons

11/13/2012 - Of Course Rihanna Is Naked on GQ's 'Men of the Year' Issue

11/13/2012 - Joe Biden Was Once on Carmen Sandiego, Failed to Sing with Rockapella

11/13/2012 - You Can Now Get A Scar-Free Hysterectomy From a Robot

11/13/2012 - Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Paranoid Person?

11/13/2012 - Marc Jacobs Releases Masturbation-Themed Ad

11/13/2012 - Why the 'End' of White Men Is Actually Good for White Men

11/13/2012 - Let's Use Puppies to Analyze the World's Economy

11/13/2012 - In Time for Thanksgiving: A Pie You Can Buy

11/13/2012 - Andrew Garfield Does Some Cute Dorky Dance Moves, All for the Sake of Charity

11/13/2012 - Taylor Swift Does Not Like to 'Wear The Pants' in Her Relationships

11/13/2012 - Prepare to Be Hypnotized By This Newscaster Saying His Own Name

11/13/2012 - New York City Housing Authority Demands Rent Upfront from Hurricane Sandy Victims

11/13/2012 - Celebs Don Long Sleeves and Pantyhose for Glamour's Women of the Year Awards

11/13/2012 - A Guide to Understanding the Increasingly Convoluted Petraeus Sex Scandal

11/13/2012 - 'GIF' Named America's Word of the Year

11/13/2012 - Teen Mom 2: Catching Up With Barb

11/13/2012 - Gay Men Willing to Marry Women to Pass Same-Sex Marriage

11/13/2012 - Tamiflu Might Be a Lie

11/13/2012 - Kristen Stewart Celebrated the Final Twilight Movie With a See-Through Dress and Robert Pattinson

11/12/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence Loves Rob Schneider, Dancing Like a Dad, and M&M's With Her Photo On Them

11/12/2012 - Why Is This Man Paid to Let Models Kiss Him All Day?

11/12/2012 - Commercial Says Moms Do All the Housework: Insightful or Inciting?

11/12/2012 - Girls Gets a Third Season. We Think?

11/12/2012 - UPS Not Donating to the Boy Scouts of America Because of Ban on Gay Scouts and Leaders

11/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: Old McOprah Had a Farm

11/12/2012 - Enraged Shoppers Demand that Macy's Fire Donald Trump for Being a Disgusting, Ugly Shitbag

11/12/2012 - Tiny French Bulldog Puppy Isn't Afraid of a Couple Hulking Dobermans

11/12/2012 - Aaron Carter's Not Doing So Good, Guys

11/12/2012 - Vogue Asks How Many Pounds Anne Hathaway Lost by Playing a Dying 19th Century Prostitute

11/12/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: Fifty Shades of Grey Edition

11/12/2012 - Happy 32nd Birthday, Ryan Gosling!

11/12/2012 - Some Things to Consider When You Think You Want to be a Prostitute

11/12/2012 - Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe Are Naked in a Bathtub in A Young Doctor's Notebook

11/12/2012 - Businessweek Asks the Tough Questions: Which Business School Has the Hottest Chicks?

11/12/2012 - Pepsi Is Releasing a New Brand of 'Fat-Blocking' Cola that Will Obviously Totally Work

11/12/2012 - Waffle House CEO Allegedly Requires Routine Hand Jobs From Personal Assistant

11/12/2012 - Why Powerful Women Can't Afford to Cheat

11/12/2012 - The Lazy Lady's Secret to Keeping the Bathroom Clean

11/12/2012 - True Stories: A Cam Girl In Love

11/12/2012 - Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Cory Booker

11/12/2012 - Karlie Kloss Is Really Sorry About That Feathered Headdress, You Guys

11/12/2012 - Victoria's Secret's Racist Garbage Is Just Asking for a Boycott

11/12/2012 - 'I Know You Better Than You Know Yourself:' Why Men Cheat With Their Biographers

11/12/2012 - Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients

11/12/2012 - This Cat Is Talking to the Man in the Mirror

11/12/2012 - Voice of Elmo Leaves Sesame Street Amid Allegations of Sex With Underage Boy

11/12/2012 - Stars Looked Crappy and Bland at the MTV Europe Awards

11/12/2012 - The East Coast Rapist's Story, in His Own Horrible Words

11/12/2012 - President Obama Gives Quite Possibly the Most Adorable Hug Ever

11/12/2012 - The Simpsons Effectively Mocks Karl Rove's Election Night Tantrum

11/12/2012 - Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Their Wedding Photos

11/12/2012 - College Students Engaged in Terrifying New Practice of Drinking Alcohol Before They Drink Alcohol

11/12/2012 - Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes

11/12/2012 - Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

11/11/2012 - Pharrell Williams Talks About Being a Cooch Man, Getting His Period

11/11/2012 - Matthew McConaughey's Personal Hell: Forced to Keep Shirt On to Prepare For Role

11/11/2012 - We're Not in Kansas Anymore: Dorothy's Dress Sells For Serious Cash

11/11/2012 - Your Sunday Blessing: Live Streaming Kitten Shenanigans

11/11/2012 - Pretty Cool: Seeing Body Diversity Makes Us More Comfortable With Diverse Bodies

11/11/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Take a Trip Back to the Roaring 20s

11/11/2012 - All Hail the King of the Scottish Thighlands

11/11/2012 - Old Guinness Commercial Suggests That Gay Dudes Are Unconscionably Messy

11/11/2012 - State Department Liaison Jill Kelley Has Been Identified as Paula Broadwell’s Supposed ‘Rival’

11/11/2012 - Prudish Mother Writes an Endearing Article About Her Son Who Designs Vibrator

11/11/2012 - Hillary Clinton Cannot Resist HGTV’s Sexiest Home Improvement Show

11/11/2012 - Prairie Dogs Kiss Each Other Goodbye, Thus Proving That Love Is Not Dead

11/11/2012 - Denmark Backslides Down a Sugar-Coated Slippery Slope and Vows to Abolish Fatty-Food Tax

11/11/2012 - Creepy New Study Suggests That Men Are Just Hoping to Marry a Mother Clone

11/11/2012 - I Ate So Men Wouldn’t Pay Attention To Me

11/11/2012 - Loud Noises Are Especially Hard on the Little Ears

11/11/2012 - Critics Need to Chill Out About Lindsay Lohan Playing Liz Taylor, Writes Ardent Mean Girls Fan

11/11/2012 - In Space, No One Can Hear Your Outrage Over a Gender Normative Ad for Cleaning Products

11/11/2012 - Mokiki Is Manhattan’s Most Eligible Zombie Bachelor

11/11/2012 - Lady Gaga Partied So Hard in Rio That She Got a Tattoo, Burned the City Down

11/10/2012 - Saturday Night Social: We're In Good Hands With Anne Hathaway And Rihanna

11/10/2012 - Katey Sagal Tried To Give Al and Peg Bundy "Sexual Energy"

11/10/2012 - This Can Knot Be Comfortable

11/10/2012 - Paula Broadwell's Husband Might Have Written Chuck Klosterman For Advice About Her Affair With David Petraeus

11/10/2012 - Kristen Stewart Says You Know Zilch About Her Relationship or Bella Swan's Feminism

11/10/2012 - Factory Conditions at Zara Look To Have Improved Since Last Year (Kinda)

11/10/2012 - Teeny Persian Kitten Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode

11/10/2012 - Can Olds Have Long Hair?! A Super-Important Investigation

11/10/2012 - There's No Female Bond Because Women Don't Ever Just Bang Someone For The Fun Of It, Doy

11/10/2012 - Camilla Has Already Heard Prince Charles' Favorite Joke A Million Times

11/10/2012 - Ann Coulter's Speech At Fordham Is Cancelled After Fordham Realizes She's Ann Coulter

11/10/2012 - Inspirational Eyeless Border Collie Still Rocks Fetch

11/10/2012 - Alas, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are No More

11/10/2012 - Is America Ready for a White, Male Secretary of State?

11/9/2012 - Judge Rules that Halle Berry's Baby Shall Never Set Foot on Filthy French Soil

11/9/2012 - This Teeny Tiger Is the Real Life Tigger

11/9/2012 - Willow and Oz Are Hanging Out Again, Might Hit Up the Bronze Later

11/9/2012 - Robert Pattinson Would Consider Doing Another Twilight Movie if They Made Edward Gay

11/9/2012 - The Night Belongs to Sisqo (Sorry)

11/9/2012 - You Might Hear That Confirmed Bachelor George Clooney Is Gay, But Never That He's an Old Maid

11/9/2012 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

11/9/2012 - Michelle Obama the Person Is Awesome. Michelle Obama the Song Is Terrible.

11/9/2012 - CIA Director David Petraeus Resigns Because of Extramarital Affair, But Who Did He Sleep With? [Edit: His Biographer, Allegedly]

11/9/2012 - Thousands Show Up at Funeral for Two Little Boys Who Drowned During Hurricane

11/9/2012 - For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Here's a Baby Elephant Playing in a Bathtub

11/9/2012 - Democracy Porn Trussed Up in Spielbergian Schmaltz: I Fucking Love Lincoln

11/9/2012 - Emoticons as Demonstrated by Cats

11/9/2012 - PETA Goes After Honey Boo Boo for Naming Her Pet Chicken 'Nugget'

11/9/2012 - In Best Ever News, Planned Parenthood Killed It Re: Election Spending While Conservative Groups Epically Failed

11/9/2012 - Dental Dams and Latex Gloves in Porn Are Just Solutions in Search of a Problem

11/9/2012 - Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor Visits Sesame Street, Explains that 'Princess' Is Not a Career

11/9/2012 - Claire McCaskill's Daughters Are Just Like Us, But Way Cooler

11/9/2012 - Andrej Pejic's Uterus Hat Causes Scandal in Australia

11/9/2012 - Women Don't 'Fight Back' Against Harassment as Much as We Think We Do, and That's Just Fine

11/9/2012 - Pregnancy Tests Become Cancer Tests When Men Use Them

11/9/2012 - Nicole Westbrook's Epic Thanksgiving Song Puts Rebecca Black to Shame

11/9/2012 - Researchers Shocked to Find That Hookup Culture Is Bullshit

11/9/2012 - Racist Teens Forced to Answer for Tweets About the 'Nigger' President

11/9/2012 - Ohio GOP Responds to Painful Election Ass Whipping by Trying to Pass Crazy Abortion Ban

11/9/2012 - The New Annie Is Adorable (Sandy's a Cutie, Too)

11/9/2012 - Watching Steel Magnolias Makes Him Cry: Cory Booker Is Just Like Us

11/9/2012 - Gabby Gifford's Husband Stares Down Her Shooter: 'Gabby and I Are Done Thinking About You'

11/9/2012 - San Francisco Might Be the First Ever City to Cover Sex Surgeries for Uninsured Transgender Residents

11/9/2012 - Cincinnati Deliciously Torn Apart by Pumpkin Pie Wars

11/9/2012 - Thanks for Nothing: Romney Canceled Staff Credit Cards Before They Even Got Home on Tuesday

11/9/2012 - Adele Doesn't Care About Her Weight and Probably Has Better Sex Than You

11/8/2012 - South Korean Activists Air Drop Condoms Into North Korea

11/8/2012 - Obama Gives Best Dad Speech Ever to Volunteers; Gets Something Stuck in His Eye

11/8/2012 - Men Get Rad Calculator Watches, Ladies Get Shitty Gift with Purchase

11/8/2012 - A Cat Came in Third in Virginia's Senate Race

11/8/2012 - Comment of the Day: Up Mitt's Creek

11/8/2012 - Cee Lo Is Definitely Not a Sex Criminal, Says Some Lady Who Has No Idea Whether or Not Cee-Lo Is a Sex Criminal

11/8/2012 - Adorable Baby Donkey Celebrates the Democrats' Win With a Roll in the Dirt

11/8/2012 - Congratulations, Henry Winkler, On Becoming a Man

11/8/2012 - 8th Grade Math Teacher Says Obama's Win Means She'll Have to Keep Paying for Her Students' Food Stamps

11/8/2012 - Pinterest Gifts Users with Private Boards for the Holidays So That You Can Keep All Those Presents You Can't Afford a Secret

11/8/2012 - At the End of the Day There's a New Les Miz Trailer

11/8/2012 - Senator Ron Johnson Sure Hopes Tammy Baldwin Can Understand Math

11/8/2012 - Hateful Teddy Bear Pat Robertson Awkwardly Lectures Woman About Fifty Shades of Grey

11/8/2012 - My Ten Favorite Kinds of Right-Wing Temper Tantrums

11/8/2012 - Twilight's Bella Is the Damsel in Distress Over and Over and Over Again

11/8/2012 - Candidate Might Not Win Race Because Wife Didn't Vote

11/8/2012 - Here's a Leaked Scene from the New Star Wars Movie

11/8/2012 - Mitt Romney Has a Lot of Unsold T-Shirts on His Hands

11/8/2012 - Kink Community Tells Sexual Assault Victims It's All Their Fault

11/8/2012 - Science Suggests that Boys Are Born This Way, Like, for Real

11/8/2012 - Would You Masturbate With a Group of Strangers?

11/8/2012 - Edible Deodorant, for the Person Who'd Rather Eat Candy Than Shower Like a Normal Person

11/8/2012 - The Marine Corps Hopes to Attract Women By Telling Them They Can Be Teachers

11/8/2012 - Was It Inappropriate for Obama to Call His Daughters Beautiful During His Victory Speech? Nah.

11/8/2012 - Behind the Scenes of the New York City Ballet

11/8/2012 - Karlie Kloss as a Half-Naked 'Indian' and Other Absurdities from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

11/8/2012 - Here Are Some Cats Playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

11/8/2012 - Arizona Is This Close to Electing an Openly Bisexual Woman to Congress

11/8/2012 - Evolution Is a Thing, and the GOP Better Get on Board With It

11/8/2012 - So You Gained Some Sandy Weight. Deal With It.

11/8/2012 - Navigating Your Post-Election Victory Depression

11/8/2012 - Here's Diane Sawyer Drinking Wine and Popping Pills at the News Desk Circa 1989

11/8/2012 - Apparently Romney Lost the All-Important 'Slut Vote'

11/8/2012 - Plus-Size Lady Bloggers Look Fly, Make Us Want to Go Shopping

11/8/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Poodle Found Living in Trash Heap Is Now ASPCA's Dog of the Year

11/8/2012 - Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

11/8/2012 - Oh, Come On: Nor'easter Blows Into Beleaguered NYC Area

11/7/2012 - Michelle Obama and Jill Biden Being Radiant on Cover of Parade

11/7/2012 - Finally: Leslie Knope Meets Vice President Biden on Parks and Recreation

11/7/2012 - The Cutest Puppy Makes Guitar Jam Tolerable

11/7/2012 - Don’t Worry About Dolls: F. Scott Fitzgerald's Advice to His Daughter

11/7/2012 - The View Ladies Talk About Money Shots and Sex in Movie Theaters

11/7/2012 - Comment of the Day: Rape Parties Are the Worst Parties

11/7/2012 - Modern Family's Ariel Winter Is Removed from Her Mother's Home After Horrible Abuse Allegations

11/7/2012 - Right Wing Coconut Victoria Jackson Blames Obama's Victory on the Christians

11/7/2012 - All Top Public Officials From New Hampshire Are Now Women

11/7/2012 - Mindy Kaling Was the Worst Intern Ever

11/7/2012 - America's First Ever Hindu Congresswoman Will Take the Oath of Office Over the Bhagavad Gita

11/7/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

11/7/2012 - Emma Watson, A.K.A Hermione Granger, Hangs Out with a Tiny Harry Potter

11/7/2012 - Lesbians, Immigrants, and Harvard Professors: Get to Know Your Trailblazing Lady Senators

11/7/2012 - Sarah Palin is Confused and Upset and Wearing Frosted Lipstick For Some Reason

11/7/2012 - Benedict Arnold in Hooker Boots or, Why I Didn't Vote

11/7/2012 - Kickass 9-Year-Old Girl Is One of the Fastest QBs in Pee Wee Football

11/7/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Rihanna, Queen of Bad Ideas, Is Trying to Get Pregnant by Chris Brown

11/7/2012 - Tory and Chris Burch Are Fighting in Front of the Most Entertaining Judge Ever

11/7/2012 - Here Are Some Intelligent Mississippi College Students Rioting Because Obama Won

11/7/2012 - Fox News Anchor Hilariously Worries About Nation Getting 'Potted Up' After Marijuana Legalization

11/7/2012 - Jezebel's 2012 Election Coverage

11/7/2012 - 'Godlike' Army General Allegedly Threatened to Kill Woman if She Reported Sex Crimes

11/7/2012 - Barack Obama Expected to Get Real Old, Real Quick

11/7/2012 - Twitter Racists React to 'That Nigger' Getting Reelected

11/7/2012 - Missed Opportunities: Craigslist Rife With Election Night Hook Ups

11/7/2012 - Excruciating Teen Billionaire Peter Brant II Says He Has a Plan to Kill Obama

11/7/2012 - Team Rape Lost Big Last Night

11/7/2012 - Baby Undergoes Open Heart Surgery, Gets Internet Famous as Consolation Prize

11/7/2012 - Is Kristen Stewart Back Together With Robert Pattinson? Funny You Mention That

11/7/2012 - Your Fat Friends Are Secretly Conspiring to Make You a Big Fat Fatty, Too

11/7/2012 - Luther, Obama's Anger Translator, Responds to Election Results

11/7/2012 - How Are You Dealing With Your Election Hangover?

11/7/2012 - Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, Life

11/7/2012 - Obama's Victory Speech (Feat. Flag Head Lady): America, You Better Work

11/7/2012 - Romney's Concession Speech: 'Thank you, Paul Ryan. Besides Ann, he was the best decision I ever made.'

11/7/2012 - Four More Years: The Most Popular Tweet of All Time

11/7/2012 - Looks Pretty Damn Certain Maryland, Washington, and Maine Will All Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

11/6/2012 - OBAMA WINS! This calls for a celebratory GIF party, no?

11/6/2012 - WE DID IT: Obama Wins a Second Term as President of the United States

11/6/2012 - Are You Freaking Out? Then Stare at this Baby Freaking Alpaca

11/6/2012 - Mike Huckabee Thinks the GOP is 'Pathetic' at Reaching Out to Minorities

11/6/2012 - There Are Apparently Some Americans Who Think Romney 'Favors the Poor'

11/6/2012 - Claire McCaskill Just Legitimately Shut Down Todd Akin's Senate Bid

11/6/2012 - YES: Elizabeth Warren, Tammy Baldwin, and Joe Donnelly (aka Not Richard Mourdock!) All Win!

11/6/2012 - Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell Bleeped for No F*#ing Reason on NBC

11/6/2012 - Bill O'Reilly Says Poor People Want Free Shit and Obama Will Give it to Them

11/6/2012 - Twitter Racists Think Omar from The Wire is Comin' to Stop Them From Voting

11/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: Middle-Aged Fat Guys Want to Be Sex Dolls, Too

11/6/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Facing Jail Time for Lying to Police, but Who Fucking Cares, It's ELECTION NIGHT

11/6/2012 - Aww, This Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Pillow

11/6/2012 - Beautiful American Mariah Carey Is a Proud Voter

11/6/2012 - Let's Send Pizza to People Waiting in Long Lines to Vote

11/6/2012 - Live: Election Night 2012

11/6/2012 - Egypt's Vigilantes Are Harassing the Country's Street Harassers, and We Don't Blame Them

11/6/2012 - Way More Female Facebook Users Are Voting (or Talking About Voting) Than Men

11/6/2012 - Using Cocaine Can Cause Heart Attacks So You Should Probably Stop Doing It

11/6/2012 - Scary Black Men and Twitter Polls: Fox News Slowly Loses Its Mind on Election Day

11/6/2012 - Colorado Boutique Cluelessly Uses Native American Headdresses To Sell Designer Clothing [Updated]

11/6/2012 - Justin Bieber Not Happy About the Justin Bieber Sex Doll

11/6/2012 - You Have No Excuse: Pregnant Chicago Woman Waits in Line to Vote After Her Water Breaks

11/6/2012 - Thanks to Sandy, NYC Animal Shelters May Be Reducing Their Euthanasia Rates

11/6/2012 - Judge Temporarily Blocks Obamacare Contraception Mandate Because Some Bosses Hate Birth Control

11/6/2012 - What's Your Favorite 2008 Election Memory?

11/6/2012 - Theory: Mitt Romney Brainwashed Himself

11/6/2012 - Employers Can Help Significantly Narrow the Gender Gap With One Simple Word: 'Negotiable'

11/6/2012 - This Year's Victoria's Secret Show Will Feature An Articulated Python Made Of Crystals, A 16-Carat Diamond Ring

11/6/2012 - MTV to Air Live Fundraiser to Rebuild Seaside Heights

11/6/2012 - Kate Moss Disapproves Of Christy Turlington's Twin Sets

11/6/2012 - Jay-Z Has 99 Problems But Mitt Romney Ain't One

11/6/2012 - Cory Booker Is a Great Imaginary Boyfriend But Probably Sucks in Real Life

11/6/2012 - Nicki Minaj Is Fully Aware That Some Women Do Not Like Her

11/6/2012 - Does the Porn Industry Have the Secret to Successful HIV Prevention?

11/6/2012 - India's First Playboy Club Wants to Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs

11/6/2012 - Oh, Lovely: This Voting Machine in Pennsylvania Isn't Accepting Votes for Obama

11/6/2012 - 12 Races That Women Could Win Tonight

11/6/2012 - Mary Poppins Was All About Rocking the Vote

11/6/2012 - To the Booth and Back: Tell Us Your Voting Stories

11/6/2012 - A is For Awesome: The 'A is For' Campaign Fights For Women's Reproductive Rights

11/6/2012 - Where Is Your Freaking Polling Place? How to Find It, Fast

11/6/2012 - Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You

11/6/2012 - Rich, White Harvard Student Bravely Rallies Against Affirmative Action

11/5/2012 - Check Out the Director's Cut of the Varsity Blues Whipped Cream Bikini Scene

11/5/2012 - Everyday I'm Cuddlin'

11/5/2012 - Florida Voting Lines Somehow Longer and More Hellish Than Actual Life in Florida

11/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: Sex Is More Fun If the Other People in the Room Are Actually Watching

11/5/2012 - Today in Things I Couldn't Even Make Up, Britney Spears Is Writing a Novel

11/5/2012 - Watch This Baby Panda Kiss Its Mom Then Go Call Your Mother

11/5/2012 - You Can Add 'Jay Z Comebacks' to the List of Things Cory Booker Is Great At

11/5/2012 - Conservative Christians Conveniently Ignore All the Pro-Choice Passages in the Bible

11/5/2012 - Mahna Mahna! Bret McKenzie Will Compose the Music for the New Muppet Movie

11/5/2012 - Trafficking in Wrongs: Why Californians Need to Vote No on Prop 35 and Why the Rest of Us Should Care

11/5/2012 - And Here Is A Clock That Knits

11/5/2012 - Drita From Mob Wives Shot Scenes for Her Reality Show on Staten Island While Volunteers Cleaned Up

11/5/2012 - The Top 5 Female Sex Fantasies Reveal We All Just Want to Be Objectified

11/5/2012 - Red Wine Only Healthy For Obese Women, But Not Necessarily Unhealthy For Others

11/5/2012 - Mitt Romney Secretly Films People While They Sleep

11/5/2012 - The Charitable Humblebrag: Acts of Goodwill in the Age of Social Media

11/5/2012 - Women's Shelter Will Symbolically Recycle Copies of Fifty Shades of Grey Into Toilet Paper

11/5/2012 - Craigslist-ers Trading Sex for Gas Amid Post-Sandy Fuel Crisis

11/5/2012 - It's a Christmas Miracle: Baby Goats in Sweaters

11/5/2012 - People of Color Might Join the Cast of Downton Abbey

11/5/2012 - Why You Should Buy a Book Written By Stoners

11/5/2012 - Tammy Baldwin Agonizingly Close to Becoming the First Openly Gay Senator

11/5/2012 - Idris Elba's Handsome Face Directed and Starred in the New Mumford & Sons Video

11/5/2012 - Power Maternity Leave Is the Latest Way to Make Regular Ol' New Moms Feel Incompetent

11/5/2012 - Republican Worried that Care Bears Are Turning Children Into Witches

11/5/2012 - Channing Tatum Is Worried About Rooney Mara's Meds in Side Effects

11/5/2012 - Reminder: If You Do Not Vote Tomorrow, Your Dead Relatives Will Watch You Have Sex from Heaven

11/5/2012 - Balenciaga Designer Nicolas Ghesquière Is Leaving The Label

11/5/2012 - Is the 'War on Obesity' Just a Massive Conspiracy to Sell Diet Pills?

11/5/2012 - What Happens When a High School Uses the Electoral College to Vote for Prom Court?

11/5/2012 - Alleged Rapist Army General's Past Might Be Even Worse Than We Thought

11/5/2012 - 'You Can't Control Who You Fall In Love With': Extreme Cougar Wives

11/5/2012 - Your Handy Guide to Last Minute Election Fuckery

11/5/2012 - Bea Arthur's Favorite Charity, a Shelter for Homeless LGBT Youth, Destroyed by Sandy

11/5/2012 - Attention, Ladies: You Better Shave or Really Charming Men Won't Fuck You

11/5/2012 - Get Your Ski Masks Ready: The Pussy Riot Trademark Is Now Up for Grabs

11/5/2012 - Mitt Romney Is a Flip-Flopping Liar Liar Pants on Fire, in Under Four Minutes

11/5/2012 - "EL-MO! We won't go!" Puppets March on Washington

11/5/2012 - No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native American-Themed Music Video

11/4/2012 - Attention Fellow Fatties: Halloween Candy is Now Seventy-Five Percent Off

11/4/2012 - Ladies Be Publishing: Women Dominate NaNoWriMo

11/4/2012 - This Cat and Owl are Best Friends Forever (Until One of Them Decides to Eat the Other)

11/4/2012 - Guess What, Everyone? The Vatican Haaaated J.K. Rowling’s New Book

11/4/2012 - Dogs That Chase Their Tails May Be Totally OCD, Says Science

11/4/2012 - Awful Vandals Spray Paint “Baby Killer” on Campaign Headquarters of Eric Cantor’s Democratic Challenger

11/4/2012 - In Breaking Booze News, Birds Are Totally Down to Party

11/4/2012 - Elizabeth Warren Is Pulling Ahead of Scott Brown and Can Hardly Stop Herself from Gloating

11/4/2012 - All of a Sudden, Beasts of the Southern Wild Is the Most Relevant Fable Ever

11/4/2012 - Wherein PETA Tries to Get Your Attention With Vegetarian Dick

11/4/2012 - BTW, Pippa Middleton Is Something of an Epicurean

11/4/2012 - Marathon Runners Head to Staten Island to Help

11/4/2012 - Lindsey Vonn Determined Far Too Awesome a Downhill Skier to Compete with the Dudes

11/4/2012 - Police Officially Charge NYC Nanny with Murder

11/4/2012 - Lincoln, Louis CK, SNL, Fox...Yeah?

11/4/2012 - Old Dickhead Interrupts Lady Edith at the Theater

11/3/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Starship Louie Descends on SNL

11/3/2012 - Bill O'Reilly Is Not Thrilled That Single Women Might Decide Election

11/3/2012 - Only John Cusack Has the Power to Make Rush Limbaugh Seem Human

11/3/2012 - Today In Unsurprising News, IVF Can Make Sex Less Sexy

11/3/2012 - Cher Graciously Allows Multiple Cher Puns In Anti-Romney PSA

11/3/2012 - Someone Rescue This Adorable Kitten Immediately

11/3/2012 - "Dude, Where's My Car?" Ask More Women Than Men

11/3/2012 - Christina Aguilera Sings 'Beautiful' And It Is Beautiful

11/3/2012 - Lowered Age Requirement Allows Mormon Girls To Dump Boyfriends And Peace Out on Missions

11/3/2012 - The Mole Peoples’ Homes Were Def. Hardest Hit

11/3/2012 - The Sex and The City Women Would Neeeeever Vote Romney, Says Cynthia Nixon

11/3/2012 - Beautiful Women Are Selfish, Totes Down To Conform, Says Study

11/3/2012 - POTUS and FLOTUS Are Never Too Old to Trick-or-Treat

11/3/2012 - Trans Woman In College Locker Room Sparks Title IX Debate

11/3/2012 - Adorable Pit Bull Puppy Perseveres After Ear Cropping

11/3/2012 - Dirt Bag: Lady Gaga Reminds Us That Adele is Plus-Size, Awesome (In Case We Forgot)

11/2/2012 - Dirt Bag: Stephenie Meyer Is Never Going to Leave You Alone

11/2/2012 - Here's a Picture of Anderson Cooper, Nancy Grace and a Pig Because Why Not

11/2/2012 - Casting Calls for a Live-Action Fox and Hound Got a Little Weird

11/2/2012 - The Burton Family Christmas Carol

11/2/2012 - Oh, Goody: Anti-Abortion Group Plans on Robocalling 4 Million People This Weekend

11/2/2012 - Old Cartoon Depicts Suffragettes as Saw-Toothed Crones

11/2/2012 - "Be Resilient": Katrina Survivors Talk to the Northeast

11/2/2012 - DIY: How To Make Your Very Own Naughty Cross-Stitch

11/2/2012 - Jon Bon Jovi Mourns the Jersey Shore

11/2/2012 - A House Divided By Mittens

11/2/2012 - How to Dine Out According to Magazine Weight-Loss Tips

11/2/2012 - MTV Announces Cast for 'Teen Mom 3'

11/2/2012 - Did Joe Biden Just Ask Me Out on a Date on the David Letterman Program?

11/2/2012 - Steve Harvey Pretends to Be Totally Offended About Text Message Break Ups

11/2/2012 - NYC Marathon Is So Off

11/2/2012 - Meet Charmaine Yoest, the Pleasantly Dangerous Anti-Choice Leader

11/2/2012 - Mother's Two Sons Die During Hurricane After She Is Refused Help by Staten Island Neighbors

11/2/2012 - Lil Bub Gets Scratched for Two Glorious Minutes

11/2/2012 - Julianne Moore Is Now the Very Photoshopped Face of L'Oréal

11/2/2012 - What to Wear During the Blackout Apocalypse

11/2/2012 - Gabby Douglas Is One of Essence's Women of the Year

11/2/2012 - Australian School BANS HUGGING, Gives Affectionate 12-Year-Old Girl Detention

11/2/2012 - The MTA Doesn't Give a Crap About Your Stupid Staten Island Cleanup Efforts

11/2/2012 - Mr. Burnes Nefariously Endorses Mitt Romney

11/2/2012 - The Least Practical Items From Oprah's $18,000 Favorite Things List, Measured in Gwyneth Paltrows

11/2/2012 - Take a Whirlwind Tour Through Cinema History

11/2/2012 - What America Needs Now: Clinton/Booker 2016

11/2/2012 - Man Repaints Celebrity Dolls for Amazing Accuracy

11/2/2012 - After a Bajillion-Year-Long Battle to the Scalp, Science May Have Bested Head Lice

11/2/2012 - All Hail Her Majesty

11/2/2012 - In the Aftermath of Disaster, the Blurred Line Between Awareness and Gawking

11/2/2012 - Good/Bad/Ugly: Hell Yeah There Were Sparkles at the CMA Awards

11/2/2012 - Nanny Accused in Stabbing Apparently Upset About Having to Do Extra Housework

11/2/2012 - Amazing Headline of the Day: "Khloe Kardashian Blames Hurricane Sandy for Nip Slip"

11/2/2012 - Finally, a Guy Who Argues Against Breastfeeding Out of Concern for His Wife and Not the Sexiness of Her Boobs

11/2/2012 - Beleagured Staten Island Residents Not Thrilled That NYC Marathon Still On

11/2/2012 - Honda Made a Car Just for Dumb-Dumb Lady Drivers

11/2/2012 - Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of Election Fatigue

11/2/2012 - Sharing a Bed With Someone Else May or May Not Lead to Conflict

11/2/2012 - Michael Moore Wants You to Take One of Your Non Voting Slacker Friends to the Polls With You

11/2/2012 - Dirt Bag: Rihanna Mounted Chris Brown In Public On Halloween

11/2/2012 - According to Lil Wayne, Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

11/1/2012 - Oh, Look What Awesome Thing Todd Akin Did Today

11/1/2012 - Sassypants For Prez

11/1/2012 - Larry Flynt Offers Richard Mourdock a $1 Million Dollar Reward if He Can Prove His Dumbass Rape Statement

11/1/2012 - Punk Rock Green Day Made a Punk Rock Song for the Punk Rock Twilight Movie

11/1/2012 - GOP Wisconsin Senate Candidate Tommy Thompson says he got into politics because his wife loves to shop

11/1/2012 - Gizmodo.com Updates

11/1/2012 - No Fucking Duh: Lesbians Are Great Parents

11/1/2012 - Dirt Bag: Joe Simpson Is Totally Definitely Not Gay, Says Some Random Guy

11/1/2012 - In Which I Experience a Moral Dilemma Over Running Tights

11/1/2012 - Canadians “Politely Amused” By Americans Who Say They'll Move There If Their Candidate Loses on Election Day

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Ready Your Smelling Salts—Ugg Boots Might Be Going Extinct

11/1/2012 - Books You Should Read: "Heroines"

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Disaster Etiquette: How to Act When No One Knows How to Act

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Too Soon? Celebrities Dressed as Sandy for Halloween

11/1/2012 - Michele Bachmann Thinks Personhood Amendment Shouldn't Apply to IVF, but Should Apply to Rape Victims

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Christoph Waltz, I'm Sure You're Great But Please Stay Away from the Muppets

11/1/2012 - City Urges Hurricane Victims to Get Over It Because We've Got A Marathon to Host

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Here Is Heidi Klum Without Makeup

11/1/2012 - Sandy's Aftermath: A Dispatch From the Live Zone

11/1/2012 - Newark Mayor Cory Booker Is the Ultimate Hurricane Hero

11/1/2012 - Man Says Watching His Wife Give Birth Scared Him Away From Her Vagina

11/1/2012 - Zero Tolerance Sexism Policy Aims to Make Gaming For Ladies a Much More Enjoyable, Much Less Sexist Experience

11/1/2012 - Anti-Choice Nutjobs Have Terrible Senses of Humor

11/1/2012 - The 21 Types of Jerks You Meet During a Hurricane

11/1/2012 - Police Chief Auto-Deleting Emails Containing Phrases Like "Police Brutality"

11/1/2012 - JWOWW's Fiancé Is Rescuing Trapped Jersey Shore Residents With His Jet Ski Like He's Kenny Powers

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Gizmodo.com Updates

11/1/2012 - A New Yorker's Hurricane Experience, as Told Through Gifs

11/1/2012 - 22 Ways the Letters in 'Republican Party' Can Be Rearranged Into Rape Anagrams

11/1/2012 - HYPERVOCAL

11/1/2012 - Did You Think Pay Phones Were Just Public Toilets Before Sandy?

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Michelle Duggar Updates Her Look to 1995

11/1/2012 - There's No Hurricane at My House and I Feel Weird About It

11/1/2012 - How Dare Michelle Obama Care About Healthy Eating

11/1/2012 - Practical Christians Develop New Game Plan: Pray for Romney Because of Science

11/1/2012 - NO HEADLINE

11/1/2012 - Gird Yer Loins: New Research Promises a Male Pill (Might Be Coming) (Maybe)

11/1/2012 - Dirt Bag: Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Substitute Bowling For Sexual Intercourse

11/1/2012 - Dolly Parton Wishes You a Happy Halloween

11/1/2012 - New iPhone App Creepily Retrieves Half-Naked Photos of Your Friends