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2012 May
5/30/2012 - That Old People Smell Is Real—And It's Surprisingly Delightful
5/30/2012 - High Fructose Corn Syrup Fails to Reinvent Itself as 'Corn Sugar'
5/30/2012 - Justin Bieber Invites You to Talk to the Hand
5/30/2012 - Two Sisters Do an Insanely Good Cover of Robyn's 'Call Your Girlfriend'
5/30/2012 - Screw Gatorade, Bananas Are Where It’s At
5/30/2012 - Comment of the Day: It's Hit or
Les Mis
5/30/2012 - Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to $800,000 Baby and Sells It to a Magazine
5/30/2012 - Hamster Can Play Dead Among the Best of Them
5/30/2012 - Dita Von Teese Revises Her Shit List
5/30/2012 - No Matter How Much Weight You Lose, Everyone Will Still Think You're Fat
5/30/2012 - An Oasis of Racially Diverse Television Is Right Under Our Noses
5/30/2012 - Dudes on the Internet Will Try to Bang You Even if You Act Completely Batshit
5/30/2012 - Kathie Lee Gifford Asks Widower Martin Short How His Wife Is Doing
5/30/2012 - One Venti Pedicure Coming Right Up
5/30/2012 - Burning A Birkin Is Not "Art"
5/30/2012 - More Women are Writing Op-Eds, but They're - Sigh - 'Pink'
5/30/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Gwen Stefani's Marriage Is in Crisis
5/30/2012 - Fatkini Blogger Gabi Gregg Looked Fierce On This Morning's
Today Show
5/30/2012 - Pot Psychology: The Lost Episode
5/30/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
5/30/2012 - Why You Should Follow Your Heart, Little Lambs
5/30/2012 - The Term 'Cougar' Is Obviously Dumb, But Using It to Describe Normal Teenagers Is Even Dumber
5/30/2012 - My Jewish Abortion
5/30/2012 - Purveyors of Boring Crap Can't Wait to Turn Pinterest Into Home Depot
5/30/2012 - 160 Afghan Girls Poisoned For Daring Go to School
5/30/2012 - Planned Parenthood Hopes Romney Hangs Himself With His Own Rope
5/30/2012 - Even Karl Lagerfeld Has a John Travolta Gay Massage Joke
5/30/2012 - Could These 4 Kickass Young Women Change the Face of Congress?
5/30/2012 - Hear the People Sing: The Official
Les Mis
Trailer Has Arrived
5/30/2012 - Not a Lot of Glamour at
Glamour
's Women of the Year Awards
5/30/2012 - Julian Assange Loses Appeal, Still Isn't Going to Sweden Anytime Soon
5/30/2012 - Asshole Neighbor Says People Only Think She's an Asshole Because She's a Single Woman
5/30/2012 - TV Makes Girls Feel Like Crap About Themselves, But Does Wonders for White Boys
5/30/2012 - Sadly, the List of Actors Up For Finnick in the
Hunger Games
Sequel Doesn't Include Jesse Williams
5/30/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Boy With Cerebral Palsy Runs Race With a Little Help From His Friends
5/30/2012 - Trending Topic #AbortionClinicPlaylist Has Something Terrible for Everyone
5/30/2012 - Men Make You Hot in the Face
5/30/2012 - Tiny Tot Delights Churchgoers by Singing 'Ain't No Homos Going to Make It to Heaven'
5/30/2012 - Lindsay Lohan’s Continued Drug Use Makes Her a Bad Actress, Says Daddy Dearest
5/30/2012 - Michelle Obama Doesn't Take Jon Stewart's Bait, Even Though He Promises It's Organic
5/29/2012 - Cat Stench at Cat Lady’s House Gets So Bad It Sets Off the Smoke Detector
5/29/2012 - Donatella and Allegra Versace Are a Study in Contrasts
5/29/2012 - Chagas: The Scary Disease Some Are Calling the New AIDS
5/29/2012 - Meghan McCain Calls Adultery Deplorable, But Forgets Her Father Is an Adulterer
5/29/2012 - Bobby Brown Vows that Daughter Bobbi Kristina Will Never Escape His Disgusting Reputation
5/29/2012 - Comment of the Day: F. Scott Fitzgerald Would Be Proud
5/29/2012 - Garfunkel and Oates Prove That Things Look Very Different from Either Side of 30
5/29/2012 - Rihanna Knows The Best Things In Life Aren't Free
5/29/2012 - Please Stop Bugging Michelle Obama About Running for Senate
5/29/2012 - Cry Your Way to the Top, Ladies
5/29/2012 - How Many Pianists Does It Take to Play 'Ni**as in Paris'?
5/29/2012 - Meet the Christian, Formerly Anti-Abortion Doctor Who Now Performs Late-Term Abortions
5/29/2012 - Hey, Men, I'm Funnier Than You
5/29/2012 -
The Great Gatsby
/
My Little Pony
Mashup You Never Knew You Needed
5/29/2012 - If Women Don't Get More Interested in Tech They're Going to Get Left Behind
5/29/2012 -
Mad Men
: Working Girls
5/29/2012 - Meet Your Next Superstars of Electronic Music: A Bunch of Monkeys
5/29/2012 - In Which Dominic Monaghan Flat-Out Accuses Matthew Fox of Being a Habitual Woman Beater
5/29/2012 - Beauty Comes Before Bravery for Target Girls
5/29/2012 - How to Pee Anywhere
5/29/2012 - How to Make Turtle Sex a Real Classy Affair, With Sir David Attenborough
5/29/2012 - German
Vogue
Shows Supermodels Without Photoshop [NSFW]
5/29/2012 - Etsy Forces Us to Examine What 'Handmade' Means
5/29/2012 - Cannes Comes to a Close With One Last Fashion Parade
5/29/2012 - The Victoria's Secret Sexy List Is Chock-Full Of Skinny Blondes
5/29/2012 - Female Drug Cartels Prove Women Can Be Just as Good at Mass Murder as Men
5/29/2012 - How to Feel When an Impossibly Promising 22-Year-Old Passes Away
5/29/2012 - David Beckham Is the First Man to Make the Cover of British
Elle
5/29/2012 - Terribly Dumb Sting Operation Claims It Captures Planned Parenthood Endorsing Sex-Selective Abortion
5/29/2012 - The Kardashians Just Can't Keep Up With Where Los Angeles Is Located
5/29/2012 - 6-Year-Old Girl Preps for Scripps Spelling Bee Debut as Youngest Contestant Ever
5/29/2012 - Women 'Depend' on Social Media While Men Use the Internet to Get Smarter and Richer
5/29/2012 -
Vogue
Fails Miserably at Capturing the Athleticism of Olympic Athletes
5/29/2012 - Ceiling Fan, Meet Cat.
5/29/2012 - Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker Want to Frankenstein Their Bodies to Create a Sexy Monster
5/28/2012 - Uh Oh: Radioactive Bluefin Tuna Appear on the Coast of California
5/28/2012 - Hilarious Kid Wakes Up From Surgery Acting Like a Drunk and Very Dizzy Frat Boy
5/28/2012 - Bar Refaeli Has a Girl Crush on Jennifer Lawrence But Pledges to Marry Justin Bieber
5/28/2012 - Your Days of Pounding the Ketchup Bottle Endlessly Are Finally Over
5/28/2012 - Aimee Copeland, Victim of Flesh-Eating Bacteria, Is Finally Able to Speak
5/28/2012 - Parenting Magazines Are Only for One Kind of Parent
5/28/2012 - 10 Things Starships Were Meant To Do (Other Than Fly)
5/28/2012 - Start Your Summer Search for Marine Mammal Friends
5/28/2012 - Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! Makes Her Stage Debut
5/28/2012 - Cynthia Nixon Finally Marries Girlfriend Christine Marinoni After a Three-Year Engagement
5/28/2012 - Insulting Baseball Is Like Insulting All Fathers Everywhere
5/28/2012 - A Little Respect for Memorial Day
5/28/2012 - The Greek Debt Crisis Is a Total Boner-Killer
5/28/2012 - Nas Has a New ‘Dad-Rap’ Music Video About How Much It Would Suck to Find His Daughter’s Condom Stash
5/28/2012 - There's Still Hope: Maybe LEGOs for Girls Don't Have to Suck
5/28/2012 - Pop Culture Is Literally Teeming with Vaginas
5/28/2012 - Meghan McCain Thinks the Internet Can Be Especially Mean to Women
5/28/2012 - Carole Geithner’s YA Novel Sounds Like
Harry Potter
, Minus All the Magic
5/28/2012 - The Imaginary War Between Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart Just Got Real
5/27/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Have a Good Cry Over
Love
5/27/2012 - Katherine Legge Brings the First All-Woman Team to the Indy 500
5/27/2012 - Everybody Breathe Easy — RPatz Definitely Won’t Be Ruining Finnick
5/27/2012 - Jordanian Woman Is Fired After Refusing to Cover Her Free-Flowing Hair
5/27/2012 - And Now for Some Interspecies Necking
5/27/2012 - Man Headbutts His Wife in Bizarre Ad for Social-Events Website
5/27/2012 - Sandy Dahl, Widow of 9/11 Pilot, Dies at 52
5/27/2012 - Priscilla Chan Eschews Overpriced Footwear and Dresses Up as Legumes
5/27/2012 - Up Thigh Down
5/27/2012 - Baby Otter Is Coerced Into Learning to Swim
5/27/2012 - Puerile Blogger Dan Riehl Finds a Way to Make Breitbart.com Even Ickier
5/27/2012 - Dutch Entrepreneur’s ‘Divorce Hotel’ Promises Extremely Awkward Vacations
5/27/2012 - Stop, Collaborate and Listen...
5/27/2012 - Japan Enlists Pop Girl Group to Do Something About the Economy
5/27/2012 - Service Dog Adorably Helps Law Student Graduate
5/27/2012 - Religious Protesters in Indonesia Prevent Lady Gaga from Delivering a Telegram from the Devil
5/26/2012 - Open Thread: The Night Belongs To Helena Bonham Carter
5/26/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Stevie Nicks
5/26/2012 - Study Claims Women Are Fatter Now Because They Do Less Housework
5/26/2012 - Martha Stewart Pushes Sustainability, Used To Think The Glass Ceiling Was A Postmodern Fixture That Would Light Up Any Home
5/26/2012 - Overworked Texas Honor Student Jailed For Truancy By Overzealous Judge
5/26/2012 - Meagan Good Is Waiting For The Night Of Her Bayou-
Twilight
-Spanish-Mosquey-Enchanted Wedding To Have Sex
5/26/2012 - Adorable Lambs Celebrate Memorial Day With Adorable Indoor Rough-Housing
5/26/2012 - WSJ Column Makes Wine Industry Sound Sexist-ish
5/26/2012 - From Chicago To LA, Bachelorette Parties Are Getting Banned From Gay Bars
5/26/2012 - "Oops (Oh Thigh)" By Tweet Ft. Missy Elliott
5/26/2012 - Facebook Not OK With Breast Cancer Survivor's Mastectomy Pictures
5/26/2012 - Nicole Kidman Is A Postmodern Ziegfeld Girl
5/26/2012 - Giggly, Matchy, Flirty Jurors Totally Sexing Up John Edwards Trial, XOXO, Gossip Girl
5/26/2012 - Tongue-in-Cheek Female Rap Missive Is Latest In The Ivy League Douche Wars
5/26/2012 - That Time A Woman Dropped $20,000 Bones On An Evening With Bates From
Downton Abbey
5/25/2012 - Eternally Gross John Edwards Reportedly Flirting with Female Juror
5/25/2012 - Lazy Polar Bear Is Chillin' Out, Maxin,' Relaxin' All Cool
5/25/2012 - Kunta Kinte Shows Off Some Serious Ink
5/25/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
5/25/2012 - The Night Belongs to Eve Ensler
5/25/2012 - Epic Troll Larry Flynt Responds to Allegations of Sexism with a Bunch of Dumb Sexism
5/25/2012 - TGIF!
5/25/2012 - After a 19 Year Wait, Here's the Trailer to River Phoenix's Last Movie
5/25/2012 - D'Angelo Learns How It Feels to be Objectified, and It Doesn't Feel Good
5/25/2012 - Exotic Brown Children: The Newest Fashion Accessory from J. Crew!
5/25/2012 - Beagle and Piglet Are Adorable Frenemies
5/25/2012 - Jerry Sandusky's Charity Apparently Wasn't Shut Down Until Today
5/25/2012 - Get Ready for the Barbet Puppy Boom, the Cutest Boom Ever
5/25/2012 - All the Single Ladies Can't Stand Mitt Romney
5/25/2012 - Supercut: Gloria Allred Pretends to Care
5/25/2012 - Beth Ditto Wants To Be 'The Ikea Of Clothes For Fat Girls'
5/25/2012 - Buttsex-Obsessed Lawmaker Claims Being Gay Will Kill You
5/25/2012 - Experiments in Sobriety: Or, This Is When I Admit I Have a Drinking Problem
5/25/2012 - Never Wear Mascara Again
5/25/2012 - Badass Bride and Groom Totally Unfazed by Ruinous Acts of God
5/25/2012 - Meet Anikka Fragodt, Facebook's 'Rock'
5/25/2012 - Our Eyes Are Wet: Marvel Comics Creates Special Hearing-Aid Superhero for Young Boy
5/25/2012 - Whore Pills for Men: The Contraceptive Dream That May Actually Come True
5/25/2012 - Republicans Decide President Obama Is Our New Guilty Pleasure
5/25/2012 - How Do We Make Street Harassment Go Away?
5/25/2012 - Your Kid May Never Know the Joy of a Trip to the School Nurse's Office
5/25/2012 - Get Ready to Smear Sheep Placenta All Over Your Face
5/25/2012 - Kristen Stewart Unfairly Chastised for Jerking Off Two Guys at Once
5/24/2012 - Concern Grows After Two Suspicious Fires Break Out at Georgia Women's Health Clinics
5/24/2012 - Man Divorces Wife After She Refuses To Get Rid of Her 550 Cats
5/24/2012 - Gabrielle Giffords Enjoys a Moment in the Spotlight
5/24/2012 - Doggie Nail Art: A Fun New Way to Make Sure Your Dog Hates You
5/24/2012 - Hundreds of Stock Photos Add Up to One Very Sweet Love Story
5/24/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Marriage Quiz Edition
5/24/2012 - Charlize Theron Says She's Not a Single Mom Because Her Two Dogs Are Helping to Raise Her Son
5/24/2012 - Live Your Life with the Determination of a Yorkie on a Treadmill
5/24/2012 - RuPaul Has No Problem Buying Fantasy
5/24/2012 - No One Calls Themselves 'Pro Choice' Anymore — So What?
5/24/2012 - Tiny Ballerinas Get in Tutu'd Baby Brawl
5/24/2012 - Has Amy Poehler Done Something with Her Hair?
5/24/2012 - Zimbawe Dictator Still Saying Shitty Things About Gays, Women, Basically Everyone
5/24/2012 - Bill Clinton Had His Picture Taken with Some Porn Stars and of Course It's All About Hillary
5/24/2012 - See A Newly Discovered Zelda Fitzgerald Self-Portrait
5/24/2012 - Fat Ladies in Bikinis Just Can't Win
5/24/2012 - Former LFO Member Now Spends His Time Live-Tweeting at Abortion Clinics
5/24/2012 - The Good, the Bad and the Incredibly Ugly Fashion at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival
5/24/2012 - The New Yorker is Serial Tweeting Jennifer Egan's New Short Story
5/24/2012 - Kanye West, Filmmaker, Hits the International Festival Circuit
5/24/2012 - Women Sext For Attention While Men Sext to Show off, According to Science
5/24/2012 - Everyone's Talking About the Film in Which Nicole Kidman Pisses on Zac Efron
5/24/2012 - Heidi Klum Sings And Strips In A Sexy New Music Video
5/24/2012 - Batten Down Your Vagina, Here Comes a Tidal Wave of Insidious New Anti-Choice Laws
5/24/2012 - Hello, May I Speak With the Closeted Leather Daddy Who Works for You?
5/24/2012 - Can We Talk About How Incredibly Hideous The New French
Vogue
Cover Is?
5/24/2012 - Female Soldiers Sue for Their Right to Fight in Combat
5/24/2012 - For the Fifth Year In a Row,
Idol
Winner Is a Guitar-Playing White Dude
5/24/2012 - Penis Painting Ignites Long, Hard Battle
5/24/2012 - Lolo Jones Might Be Headed for the Olympics, But Who Cares When We Can Talk About Her Virginity Instead?
5/24/2012 - Big Brother Is Watching You: The New Wave of Weight-Loss Apps
5/24/2012 - How to Look Dumb and Slutty Enough for a One Night Stand
5/24/2012 - Now We Need to Be Afraid of Getting Shot by Mystery Arrows
5/24/2012 - At Last! A Show About Dudes Just Dudin' Around Doin' Dude Stuff!
5/24/2012 - Rapes on Indian Reservations Reach Epidemic Proportions
5/24/2012 - Your Office Break Room Is a Cesspool of Filth
5/24/2012 - John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn't Ask Her If It's Raining
5/24/2012 - Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree Bitchery
5/23/2012 - Colin Powell Goes Rogue, Comes Out in Support of Gay Marriage
5/23/2012 - Smart Cat Agrees to Give Hugs in Exchange for Treats
5/23/2012 - Mean Congressman Tries to Take Away the One Vegetable We All Love: Pizza
5/23/2012 - Arizona Congressman Who Proposed DC Abortion Ban Gets Hilarious Payback from Pissed Off DC Residents
5/23/2012 - Comment of the Day: Menstrual Blends, the Next Big Thing in Coffee
5/23/2012 - Jillian Michaels Has Two Brand New Babies—Oh, And She's Also Dating a Woman
5/23/2012 - Ever-Classy
Hustler
Photoshops Dick Into Conservative Female Pundit's Mouth
5/23/2012 - Yoko Ono Dances Through Life While the Rest of Us Sadly March
5/23/2012 - Finally, a Chance to Listen to Other Ladies Act Dumb About Sports
5/23/2012 - Does Your Relationship Pass the 1920s Marriage Test?
5/23/2012 - Americans Find Just About Everything More Sinful Than Birth Control
5/23/2012 - Mysterious Underpants Thief Terrorizes West Tennessee
5/23/2012 - Cindy Crawford Seems Kinda Ambivalent About
Vogue
's New Model Age Rules
5/23/2012 - Danish Teens Prefer Edward Cullen to Jesus
5/23/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: I'm Gonna Pray For Your Soul, Ok?
5/23/2012 - Republicans Bravely Defend Children's Right to Tell Gay Kids They're Going to Hell
5/23/2012 - Venture Capital Firm Has a Sexual Harassment Problem
5/23/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Would Rather Be a Single Mom Than a Fat Bride
5/23/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
5/23/2012 - Arab Spring's Female Cyberactivists are Leaders Offline, Too
5/23/2012 - Lawmakers Won't Let the 'Abortions Cause Breast Cancer' Myth Die
5/23/2012 - Your Parents Have Everything to Do With How You Feel About MTV's Pregnant Teen Programming
5/23/2012 - Looks Like Siri Has Been a Sociopath All Along
5/23/2012 - Noted Dicks at Tosh.0 Use Stolen Fat-Positive Photo to Make Fun of Fat People
5/23/2012 - What's Happened in Missoula Since Our Visit?
5/23/2012 - Plus-Size Model Candice Huffine Is Naked On Another Magazine Cover
5/23/2012 - Oh Great, 'The Rules' Is Back With a Whole New Bunch of Sexist Garbage
5/23/2012 - Mexican Female Politician Poses Topless on Billboard, People Freak
5/23/2012 - Archeologists Discover Jewelry Stash from 1100 B.C.
5/23/2012 - Matthew Fox You Are Scaring Us a Little
5/23/2012 - Artsy-Fartsy Types Get Gussied Up for MoMA Benefit Party
5/23/2012 - Indulge Us: Take the 2012 Gawker Media Census and Win a New iPad
5/23/2012 - Work-Life Balance Isn't Just for Moms—All the Single Ladies Want It Too
5/23/2012 - Why Aren't There Any Women on Facebook's Board?
5/23/2012 - Natalie Portman to Saddle Up and Star in a Dark Western
5/23/2012 - Woman Puts Menstrual Blood in Her Boss's Coffee, Ruins His Mornings Forever
5/23/2012 - Pomegranate Juice Found Guilty of Being a Huge Liar
5/23/2012 - Kid's Adorable To-Do List Will Put Yours to Shame
5/23/2012 - Surfer Tragically Loses Arm to Photoshop Shark
5/23/2012 - Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos
5/22/2012 - When the Sun Goes Down, The Entire World Turns to Junk Food
5/22/2012 - Meet the Creepy Lady Robot Who Will Now Help You at the Airport
5/22/2012 - Katie Couric Dons Her Best Hat for the Queen
5/22/2012 - Break Out the Bubbly,
The Great Gatsby
Trailer Is Finally Here
5/22/2012 - GOP Women Vote to Slam Glass Ceiling Shut Behind Them
5/22/2012 - Comment of the Day: If You're Going to Be Offensive, You Might As Well Do It Right
5/22/2012 - Tilda Swinton Covers Transsexual Fashion Magazine
5/22/2012 - Brad Pitt Teases Us with Talk of the Dream Wedding That May Never Happen
5/22/2012 - Take a Bite Out of Ron Swanson with This Ron Swanson Cake
5/22/2012 - Lady Gaga Has Beyonce Ready with Bail Money
5/22/2012 - Obama Campaign Clarifies that Mitt Romney Did Not Rape any Companies
5/22/2012 - You’re So Not Almost Ready for a Baby, Even If You Think You Are
5/22/2012 - The
Fifty Shades of Grey
Frenzy Hasn't Even Climaxed Yet
5/22/2012 - Why the Obsession With Muslims and Sex?
5/22/2012 - Oh God, No: Wedding Uggs
5/22/2012 - 15 Thought-Provoking Discussion Questions Every Book Club Should Ask Themselves
5/22/2012 - Wired Magazine Can't Seem to Stop Alienating Women
5/22/2012 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Men of
Game of Thrones
5/22/2012 - In First Post-Rehab Interview, The Situation Confirms Plans to Continue Clubbing
5/22/2012 - The Time I Was Reprimanded by Ryan (Fucking) Gosling [Updated]
5/22/2012 - Ridley Scott's
Blade Runner
Sequel Will Have a Female Lead
5/22/2012 - Supporter of Ohio's Heartbeat Bill Gives Exceptionally Unhinged Speech in Favor of Biblical Law
5/22/2012 - When It Comes to Discrimination, Timing Is Everything
5/22/2012 - Get a Slammin' Summer Bikini Bod With These 5 Easy Steps
5/22/2012 - Lady Who Was 'Too Hot' to Sell Lingerie Sadly Mopes Around for Press
5/22/2012 - Facebook: The Perfect Place to Disown Your Crappy Relatives
5/22/2012 - Johnny Depp Adopted by Comanche Nation; Should We Drop Charges of Redface?
5/22/2012 - Tom Hardy Reads Stories on the Internet About Tom Hardy
5/22/2012 - Colombian Prostitutes More Addictive Than Colombian Cocaine for U.S. Officials
5/22/2012 - Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky
5/22/2012 - Baptist Pastor Suggests We Round Up the Gay People and Put Them in a Concentration Camp
5/22/2012 - A Quick, Simple, and Terrifying Guide to Sex Trafficking
5/22/2012 - James Bond Is Back and He Is Frowning
5/22/2012 - 'Call Me Maybe' Business Cards Are the New 'Call Me Maybe'
5/22/2012 - Pervy Troll Successfully Tittybombs Advice Columnists
5/22/2012 - Your Morning Coo: Baby Polar Bear Is Germany's Fuzziest Celebrity
5/22/2012 - Unintelligent Male Attacks Sandra Fluke on Twitter, Wants His Name Magically Scrubbed From Google
5/22/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Is Desperately Searching for the Perfect Dick
5/21/2012 - Track Coach Fired After She Went to Prom With a 17-Year-Old Student
5/21/2012 - Lucky Queen Elizabeth Doesn't Sweat and Never Gets Blisters From Her Shoes
5/21/2012 - Earthquake in Italy Devastates the World's Artisanal Cheese Supply
5/21/2012 - How to Get Over Your Fear of Spiders and Start Caressing Tarantulas
5/21/2012 - Comment of the Day: When Lady Books Become Man Books
5/21/2012 - Without a Trace of Irony, Alanis Morissette Vows to Breastfeed Her Son Until He Asks Her to Stop
5/21/2012 - Sue Sylvester Delivers the Smith College 2012 Commencement Speech
5/21/2012 - Paula Deen Hosts a Butter Blood Drive
5/21/2012 - Would You Put Your Fertility Treatments on Kickstarter?
5/21/2012 - Katy Perry's Grandma Brought her Pimp Cane to the Billboard Music Awards
5/21/2012 - Our Obsession with Longevity is Making our Lives Miserable
5/21/2012 - Zygotes Aren't Entitled to Dead Parent's Benefits, Says Most Twilight Zone-y Supreme Court Ruling Ever
5/21/2012 - Saying 'I'm Not Racist, But' Is the Best Way to Prove You're Definitely Racist
5/21/2012 - Boys Who Talk About
Girls
: And Now, a Black Guy Weighs In
5/21/2012 -
Think Like a Man
Is Too Black For France
5/21/2012 - Chris Brown Is as Bad at Lip Syncing as He Is at Being a Decent Human Being
5/21/2012 - University of Notre Dame is Fightin' Contraception Access in Giant Anti-Birth Control Lawsuit
5/21/2012 - Kristen Wiig Will Be The Channing Tatum of 2013
5/21/2012 - The Religious Fanatics Who Want to Protect Men From Women Online
5/21/2012 - Noted Asshat Scott Schuman Has Anxiety Issues
5/21/2012 - White Folks Star in 90% of 2011's Young Adult Book Covers
5/21/2012 - Have You a Man In the Army?
5/21/2012 - Queen Latifah Proud to Be Among 'Her People' at Long Beach Pride Festival
5/21/2012 -
Mad Men
: Harry Krishna
5/21/2012 - New 'Fiction for Men' to Finally Offer Men the Chance to Read About Men Doing Man Things
5/21/2012 - Iowa Appoints Particularly Unqualified Catholic Priest to Serve on State's Medical Board
5/21/2012 - Kate Moss's Hometown Disowns Her
5/21/2012 - Parenting Makes Dads Happy, Moms Not So Much
5/21/2012 - Paula Deen 'Shocked' to Learn Her Family Owned Slaves
5/21/2012 - Men Are Entering 'Lady Jobs' and Liking It, Too
5/21/2012 - Psychiatrist Who 'Proved' Gays Can Be Cured Says It Was All a Big Mistake
5/21/2012 - Congress Quite Literally Talks Like a Bunch of 15-Year-Olds
5/21/2012 - Will Smith Raps 'Fresh Prince' Theme Song on Graham Norton, Delights Pretty Much Everyone
5/21/2012 - Suddenly All the Kids Have Diabetes
5/21/2012 - Your Cat Could Be Suffering From a Debilitating Condition Called Boredom
5/21/2012 - Bobbi Kristina Makes First Public Appearance Since Whitney Houston's Death
5/20/2012 - Your Snoring Problem Might Be Giving You Cancer
5/20/2012 - Daughter's Hilarious Note Teaches Her Dad a Lesson About Getting Old
5/20/2012 - Even LeBron James Is Addicted to
The Hunger Games
5/20/2012 - See All Your Favorite Law & Order Actors Eating Sandwiches
5/20/2012 - The Insane Facebook Song You Didn't Know You Needed But Cannot Live Without
5/20/2012 - Holy Crap, It Now Costs One Million Dollars to Buy a Parking Spot in Manhattan
5/20/2012 - Robin Gibb, Member of the Bee Gees, Has Died
5/20/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Enjoy a Piece of Cake in Honor of Cher's Birthday
5/20/2012 - Contemplate Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Newest Parenting Dilemma
5/20/2012 - Suit Up — It's Summertime
5/20/2012 - Inefficient-Sounding Postnup Agreements Are Becoming More Popular
5/20/2012 - Dust Off Some Vintage Thighlights
5/20/2012 - Malawi’s President Joyce Banda Boldly Stands Up for Gay Rights
5/20/2012 - Latest
Mansome
Trailer Features Paul Rudd’s Beautiful Mug
5/20/2012 - Study Suggests that Eating Organic Foods Contributes to Moral Depravity
5/20/2012 - Be Our Guest
5/20/2012 - Cannes Film Festival Is Totally Not Sexist, Says Cannes Film Festival
5/20/2012 - Everyone Wave Goodbye to Kristen Wiig
5/20/2012 - Megan Ellison Embodies All You Think You Hate About Lena Dunham’s Privilege
5/20/2012 - Swashbuckler Shia LaBeouf Has Landed in the South of France
5/20/2012 - Hundreds of Pet Owls Abandoned by Overly-Literal
Harry Potter
Fans
5/20/2012 - The Wedding of New York City’s Highest-Ranking, Openly Gay Official Sounds Like It Was Awesome
5/20/2012 - Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy Are Hollywood’s Newest Cop BFFs
5/19/2012 - Open Thread: Mick Jagger Can't Get No Satisfaction (Or Can He?) On
SNL
5/19/2012 - Saturday Night Social: That Time Dan Harmon Got Fired And A Squirrel Got Drunk
5/19/2012 - Chick And Cat Snuggle, Cat Not Really Into It
5/19/2012 - Huzzah! NAACP Endorses Same-Sex Marriage
5/19/2012 - Dan Harmon's Full Thoughts On Being Dumped From
Community
5/19/2012 - Ben-Wah Balls Brought To You By
50 Shades Of Grey
And The Internet
5/19/2012 - "Mahalo, Motherf*cker" And All Of Rihanna's Other Lines In
Battleship
5/19/2012 - Rhythm Is A (Naked) Dancer, Says Non-Judgmental Dita Von Teese
5/19/2012 - Every Time Some Professional-Woman-Drinking Trend Piece Says Or Implies "
Sex And The City
Culture," Take A Drink
5/19/2012 - Get Thigh On Life (And Hugs)
5/19/2012 - Saturated Fat Makes Us Dumber
5/19/2012 - And Here Is A Macy's Necklace That Resembles An Inflamed Vulva
5/19/2012 - Are The Mommy Wars Declaring A Cease-Fire? (Probs Not, But We Can Hope)
5/19/2012 - It's True What They Say About April Showers
5/19/2012 - Samantha Brick Calls All French Women Nasty Hawk Rottweiler Crone Sluts
5/19/2012 - Goofy, Endearing Dog Knows How To Ride A Bike
5/19/2012 - Taylor Swift Awesomely Got Bored Of Tim Tebow In Five Seconds And Might Be Dating Mark Foster Now
5/18/2012 - Will Smith Smacks Ukrainian Reporter in the Face After Attempted Kiss
5/18/2012 - Happy Anniversary: 10 Magical Moments of Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison's Marriage
5/18/2012 - Father Accidentally Teaches His Daughter How to Be a Foul-Mouthed Sports Fan
5/18/2012 - Rihanna Would Like Us to Stop Riding Her Dick
5/18/2012 - Star of Acclaimed Cannes Film in Prison for Murder
5/18/2012 - The Night Belongs to Tina Fey!
5/18/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
5/18/2012 - When Laws Designed to Protect Pregnant Women End Up Imprisoning Them
5/18/2012 - 80 Year-Old-Grandmother Brings Her Family Values Rap to
America's Got Talent
5/18/2012 - How To Embellish Any T-Shirt (With Designer Natalie Chanin!)
5/18/2012 - Study Ruins Eating for Two by Proving It's Safe for Pregnant Women to Diet
5/18/2012 - Your Boyfriend Donald Glover Might Appear on Season 2 of
Girls
5/18/2012 - TGIF!
5/18/2012 - Awesome 23-Year-Old Photographer Travels Around the World Interviewing Wartime Women
5/18/2012 - Here's Some Really Depressing News About Depressed Stay-At-Home Moms
5/18/2012 - The Ultimate Guide To Every International
Jersey Shore
Knockoff
5/18/2012 - Meet the Awesome Female Pilots of Ghana
5/18/2012 - Get Yourself Some Flowers Today
5/18/2012 - Recreational Viagra Use Makes Dudes Bad in Bed
5/18/2012 - Why I'm Afraid of Social Tweedia
5/18/2012 - Judge Judy Launches a Website and Vlog Series
5/18/2012 - A Cupcake Is Never Just a Cupcake: The Psycho-Sexuality of a Twee Treat
5/18/2012 - MTV to Air Yet Another Show About an Unplanned Pregnancy
5/18/2012 - What, Exactly, Does a Feminist Look Like?
5/18/2012 - Here's That
Sex and the City
Prequel You Didn't Ask For
5/18/2012 - Check Out the Horrifically Inappropriate Outfit That Got a 14-Year-Old Sent to the Principal's Office
5/18/2012 - Here Is Gilbert Gottfried Reading Aloud from
Fifty Shades of Grey
5/18/2012 - You Can Now Vote For America's Next Top Model
5/18/2012 - Strapless Wedding Dresses, We Are on to Your Bullshit
5/18/2012 - Try Not to Picture Al Gore Having Sex as You Read This Thing About His New Girlfriend
5/18/2012 - 'Nighttime Fasting,' Your New Fad Diet
5/18/2012 - Mississippi GOP Not So Proud of that Coat Hanger Abortion Endorsement Anymore
5/18/2012 - Bradley Cooper Is Stressed Out and Making Bad Decisions in
The Words
5/18/2012 - What to Expect When You're Expecting: Financial Ruin, Basically
5/18/2012 - Donald Trump Hates Women as Much as He Loves Money
5/18/2012 - Your Morning
Aww
: Kashmiri School Children Sing 'Rolling in the Deep'
5/18/2012 - 16-Year-Old Pageant Queen Stripped of Her Crown for Looking 'Too Western'
5/18/2012 - Broke-Ass Millennials Are Spending More On Luxury Goods Than Ever Before
5/18/2012 - YA Books Aren't Teaching Kids How to Swear, But Let's Go Ahead and Blame Them Anyhow
5/18/2012 - Jackass Congressman Says Obama Is Not an American 'in His Heart'
5/18/2012 - Even Straight Guys Want to Fuck Joe Manganiello, Says Channing Tatum
5/17/2012 - Woman's Shorts Burst Into Flames After She Picks Up Some Nice Rocks on the Beach
5/17/2012 - Watch Zooey Deschanel's Hilarious Brother Jooey Push All of Siri's Buttons
5/17/2012 - Be Careful, Queen Elizabeth, There's a Giant Rhino Behind You
5/17/2012 - Flesh-Eating Bacteria Attacks a Mother of Newborn Twins in South Carolina
5/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: What If Obama Is Really a Time-Traveling Black Einstein?
5/17/2012 - 50 Cent Is in the Hospital, But Is He Dying or Just Dying for Attention?
5/17/2012 - Adorable Dog Won't Give Up on His Dreams of Fitting Through a Door with a Broom in his Mouth
5/17/2012 - Twitter Says Goodbye to Donna Summer
5/17/2012 - How Many Times Has Abed Said the Word 'Cool' on
Community
?
5/17/2012 - 'Black Madam' on Trial for Illegal (and Deadly) Butt Injections
5/17/2012 - 'Is This Feminist?' Blog Hilariously Declares Everything Problematic
5/17/2012 - Congresswoman Who Was Raped Understandably Pissed at Passage of Weaksauce Violence Against Women Act
5/17/2012 - Some Choice Excerpts from the WSJ's Inexplicable 1,500 Word Essay on Hair Dye
5/17/2012 - The 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival Opens with Big Glamour and Big Mistakes
5/17/2012 - Racing Fans Freak Out Over Congresswoman's Proposal to Cut Government NASCAR Sponsorship
5/17/2012 - You Should Probably Dump That Asshole
5/17/2012 - Republican Dudes Won't Let DC's Female Delegate Speak Against Abortion Ban in the District
5/17/2012 - Here's Your Behind-The-Scenes Look at Lady Gaga on
The Simpsons
5/17/2012 - Why is Pop Science Obsessed with 'Gaydar'?
5/17/2012 - Rihanna Does Whatever She Wants With Her Vagina and for Some Reason That's a Problem
5/17/2012 - Pinterest Worth the Most Twee Billion Dollars Ever
5/17/2012 - Meats Are for Boys, Veggies Are for Girls, Nonsense Is for Everyone
5/17/2012 - Morons Disappointed to Learn Most Babies Born in America Are Not White
5/17/2012 - Channing Tatum Chaperoned Matthew McConaughey's First Trip to a Male Strip Show
5/17/2012 - U.S. State Dept. Takes Issue With 'Nipple Cozies'
5/17/2012 - Siri Acts Catty and Snotty When Asked About Close Friend Zooey Deschanel
5/17/2012 - Condom Company Wants to Know What Won't You Put in Your Vagina
5/17/2012 - In 65 Years of the Cannes Film Festival, Only One Woman Has Been Awarded the Palme D'Or
5/17/2012 - Donna Summer Dead at 63; Heaven Knows She Will Be Missed
5/17/2012 - Jennifer Lopez Wears Swimsuits For
Vogue
5/17/2012 - GOP Group Calls Obama 'Metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln,' Which Sounds Totally Awesome
5/17/2012 - A Clever Plan to Breed White Ladies Out of Existence
5/17/2012 - How to Kill a Meme: The 'Call Me Maybe' Dance-Off
5/17/2012 - Catholic University Drops Student Health Insurance Rather Than Pay for Birth Control
5/17/2012 - World's Oldest Yoga Teacher Might Also Be World's Happiest Person
5/17/2012 - Mickey Mouse Is Totally Cool With Gay Marriage (in Japan, Anyhow)
5/17/2012 - That Coffee You're Chugging Is What's Keeping You Alive, Actually
5/17/2012 - New Mom Aishwarya Rai Is Too Fat, Say Assholes
5/16/2012 - Terrible Cops Tase a Pregnant Woman Three Times for Speeding
5/16/2012 - Global Warming Makes Maple Syrup 'Yucky,' Ruins Breakfasts Everywhere
5/16/2012 - Robert Kennedy Jr's Wife Found Dead at 52
5/16/2012 - Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman
5/16/2012 - Comment of the Day: What's the Heaviest Part of Tyra's Body?
5/16/2012 - James Franco Gets in Petty Internet Spat After Writer Says He's Petty
5/16/2012 - Lena Dunham Catches Donald Glover Red-Handed
5/16/2012 - James Lipton Gives Mitt Romney an Acting Lesson in Being Human
5/16/2012 - This Is What Happens if You Ask Brian Williams About Diane Sawyer's Face
5/16/2012 - Your Zits Aren't Special
5/16/2012 - The Cutest Tribute to the Beastie Boys' MCA Yet
5/16/2012 - I Gave Birth to a Phone Baby, and I Had to Take Care of It for a Day
5/16/2012 - Abortion Fund Hotline Worker Helps You Combat Annoying Anti-Choice Myths
5/16/2012 - Meet Mykki Blanco, the New (Drag) Queen of Hip Hop
5/16/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon's Dad Is a Hoarder
5/16/2012 - Why a Wife Beater, Mail Order Bride Service, and Men's Rights Group Improbably Joined Forces
5/16/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
5/16/2012 - Skechers to Pay $40 Million Settlement for Totally Lying About Their Stupid Butt-Shoes
5/16/2012 - Tyra Banks Says, 'No More Eating Disorders.' Eating Disorders Agree, Go Away Forever
5/16/2012 - Please Stop Contributing to Bristol Palin's Persecution Complex
5/16/2012 - There Are Sex Toys, and Then There Are Christian Sex Toys
5/16/2012 - Here's a Music Video Starring Karl Lagerfeld and Snoop Dogg in St. Tropez, and It Is Amazing
5/16/2012 - Chloë Sevigny Does Not Enjoy Going to Fashion Shows Unless She's Getting Paid
5/16/2012 - Congrats, New Grads! By the Way, You Don't Know Anything
5/16/2012 - If You're Knocked Up in Kansas and Don't Want to Be, You Better Hope You Get the Right Pharmacist
5/16/2012 - Is the 'Boomerang Generation' Just a Media Myth?
5/16/2012 - Today in Adorably Indulgent Baby Videos: Wherein a Dog Teaches an Infant to Crawl
5/16/2012 - Sugar Is Making Us Stupid
5/16/2012 - Catholic Priest Has Encouraging (But Still Verboten) Sexual Relationship With Adult Woman
5/16/2012 - Why France's New First Lady Is Straight-Up Awesome
5/16/2012 - That Poll Saying Romney Leads Obama Among Women? Total Crap
5/16/2012 - Now You Can Jill Off to
Fifty Shades of Grey
in the Real
Fifty Shades of Grey
Penthouse
5/16/2012 - How to Confuse and Terrify a Bunch of 4-Year-Olds
5/16/2012 - Do You Have Tapeworms In Your Brain? Maybe.
5/16/2012 - Over-the-Counter HIV Test Could Be Coming Soon to a Drugstore Near You
5/16/2012 - Someone Get Schwarzenegger on the Horn: Nick Stahl Is Missing
5/15/2012 - When It Comes to Mattresses, People Are Opting for Good Sleep Over Good Sex
5/15/2012 - Cute Ad Encourages You to Keep Your Pet from Turning Into a Teen Mom
5/15/2012 - Barack Obama Bends It With Beckham
5/15/2012 - You Might Want to Get Your Whooping Cough Vaccine Since There's an Epidemic Brewing
5/15/2012 - Uh Oh. Anne Hathaway Doesn't Sound So Good in
Les Mis
5/15/2012 - Comment of the Day: Julianne Moore Is the Scariest Mother Ever
5/15/2012 - Ellen Degeneres Has a Super Tuesday, Wins Big Comedy Prize and Sells Her House to Ryan Seacrest
5/15/2012 - Are These the 50 Best "Very Special" Episodes?
5/15/2012 - Well, This Is Just an Extremely Cute Photo of a Young Molly Ringwald
5/15/2012 - What's the Best Way for Women to Trick Their Husbands Into Buying Them Shoes?
5/15/2012 - Virginia Rejects Judge For Being Too Gay for the Gavel
5/15/2012 - Your Jerky Ovaries Are Tricking You Into Picking Bad Boys
5/15/2012 - How a WNBA Star Met Her Future Wife
5/15/2012 - Exactly How Much Money Have 'Fiscal Conservatives' Wasted Defending Unconstitutional Abortion Laws?
5/15/2012 - Amy Pond Wants on
Inspector Spacetime
5/15/2012 - Match.com Attempts to 'Revolutionize' Online Dating by Setting People Up Offline
5/15/2012 - Georgia Woman Slowly Recovering from the Flesh-Eating Infection that Claimed Her Leg
5/15/2012 - Advice From the Real Olivia Pope
5/15/2012 - The Perfume-Spraying Robot That Tells You How Popular You Are Online
5/15/2012 - Barack Obama Is a Reluctant Fan of the Kardashians
5/15/2012 - Adam Scott and Nick Offerman Might Accept an Offer to Hang in Your Dorm Room
5/15/2012 - 37,000-Year-Old Caveman Porno Found in France
5/15/2012 - Grinding Teens Sprayed With Lysol at Worst Prom Ever
5/15/2012 - Sneak Peek at the Final Season of OG
Teen Mom
5/15/2012 -
The Bachelorette
is Racist Against Interesting People
5/15/2012 - Kim Kardashian's IMDb Bio Gets an Awesome Rewrite, Examining Socio-Economic Implications of Her Talentless Rise to Fame
5/15/2012 - Why Neither Liberals Nor Conservatives Can Crack the Teen Pregnancy Problem
5/15/2012 - Queen Latifah and the Case for Not Coming Out
5/15/2012 - Rape Accusation Victim Dominique Strauss-Kahn Sues Woman He Allegedly Assaulted
5/15/2012 - Tan Model Isabeli Fontana And Rohan Marley Are Getting Married
5/15/2012 - Someday Buying a Vibrator Will Be as Boring as Buying an iPod
5/15/2012 - Someone Is Touching Your Boyfriend Michael Fassbender on the New Cover of
GQ
5/15/2012 - Warring Exes Engage in $60K Custody Battle Over Pet Dog
5/15/2012 - Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the
Snow White
Premiere?
5/15/2012 - 'Angry Stripper' Files Lawsuit Against Newspaper That Fired Her
5/15/2012 - Women May Resort to Coat Hanger Abortions, 'But, Hey,' Says Republican Named Bubba
5/15/2012 - Fashion Doesn't Need to Make Women Feel Like Shit in Order to Make Us Go Shopping
5/15/2012 - Sleepwalking Linked to Depression, OCD, and Hilarious Sandwiches
5/15/2012 - Jay-Z in Favor of Gay Marriage: 'It's The Right Thing to Do'
5/15/2012 - Finally, a Real Reason to Cry Over Spilled Milk
5/15/2012 - Who Gives a Shit if Mitt Romney is Nice to People He Already Likes?
5/15/2012 - America's Finest Educators Dance Bomb Their Students
5/15/2012 - Julianne Moore is Set to Become the Most Terrifying Mother in Cinematic History
5/14/2012 - Relax, Your Bangs Aren't Ruining Your Eyes
5/14/2012 - One in Three Autistic Adults Can't Find a Job
5/14/2012 - Justin Kirk Would Like to Show You His Monkey
5/14/2012 - Wearing These Penis Leggings Will Turn You Into a Total Dick
5/14/2012 - Mitt Romney Seeks an 'Incredibly Boring White Guy' to be His Vice President
5/14/2012 - Comment of the Day: But What About Poor Old Clitoris?
5/14/2012 -
Modern Family
's Sarah Hyland Reveals She Had a Secret Kidney Transplant
5/14/2012 - The Vaginal Ring to End All Vaginal Rings Might Be Coming Your Way Soon
5/14/2012 - Nancy Sinatra Is Holding On to a Mean Grudge
5/14/2012 - The Myth of the 'Repeat Abortion' is Both Ridiculous and Dangerous
5/14/2012 - Banning Texting While Walking Might Be a Bit Much
5/14/2012 - The Pinterest Serial Killer Is Totally 'Cray'
5/14/2012 - Firing Employees for Choosing to be Gay Should Be Just Fine, Says Lawmaker who Chose to be Religious
5/14/2012 - Boys Who Talk About Girls: Break Ups 2 Make Ups
5/14/2012 -
The Mindy Project
Looks Hilarious and Kaling-ful
5/14/2012 - Get Drunk on Red Wine and Cure Alzheimer's!
5/14/2012 - TMZ Makes Fat Jokes About Bryce Dallas Howard's Post-Baby Body on Freaking Mother's Day [Updated]
5/14/2012 - Why Not Watch Some Hot Men Toss Vinyl Around?
5/14/2012 - Most Popular Baby Girls' Names Sounding More and More Like Genitalia
5/14/2012 - President Obama Encourages Female College Grads to be 'Stylish and Powerful'
5/14/2012 - Why I Love Weird Porn
5/14/2012 - Wannabe Grandmas are Paying Big Bucks to Freeze Their Daughters' Eggs
5/14/2012 -
Mad Men
: The Ghosts of Marriages Past
5/14/2012 - Psychologist Proposes Women Admit How Old We Are
5/14/2012 - Women Aren't Suing Over Unequal Pay
5/14/2012 - Kim Kardashian Will Shoot For
Vogue
, Any
Vogue
5/14/2012 - 'Pro Family' Conservative States Aren't Doing Squat to Make Life Easier for Families
5/14/2012 - Why Has it Taken so Long for a Show Like
Scandal
to get the Green Light?
5/14/2012 - Do Your Favorite Book Characters Change Your Life?
5/14/2012 -
Newsweek
Declares Barack Obama Gay
5/14/2012 - Great Moments From the Michelle Obama-Oprah Feud That Never Was
5/14/2012 - Bottles, Pacifiers, and Batteries Are All Out to Destroy Your Baby
5/14/2012 - Texting Ladies Is Really Hard
5/14/2012 - Diet Slurpees for Women: For When You Hate Being Fat but Love Icy Diarrhea
5/14/2012 - Of Course Cee-Lo's Cat Is on the Cover of
Fast Company
5/14/2012 - Chiropractic Treatments Might Not Be as Safe as Reported
5/14/2012 - Demi Lovato Is Your New
X Factor
Judge
5/13/2012 - Your Evening Cry: A Son Lovingly Describes His Mother's Final Moments
5/13/2012 - Founder of Mother's Day Wishes You Would Stop With All the Flowers and Cards
5/13/2012 - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Get Serious
5/13/2012 - Cool Cat Devours a Slice of Watermelon Like It's No Big Deal
5/13/2012 - Terrible State Senator Says His Opponent Is Only Running Because Her Husband Made Her Do It
5/13/2012 - Obama and Romney Go Head-to-Head in Mother's Day Video Showdown
5/13/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Spice Up Your Mom's Life
5/13/2012 - Femen Protester Almost Nabs the Mystical Euro Cup
5/13/2012 - Lucy Liu Will Play Watson in New Sherlock Holmes Show, If You Can Dig It
5/13/2012 - Italian Abortion Rights Under Fire During Mother’s Day Protests in Rome
5/13/2012 - Stuck on Glute
5/13/2012 - Here Are Your Moms' Most Unintentionally Hilarious Moments
5/13/2012 - Mother’s Day for Orangutans Is Like an Ironic Independence Day
5/13/2012 - Betty White Adorably Reveals Her Much-Anticipated Presidential Endorsement
5/13/2012 - This Is What the Spooky, Scary
Dark Shadows
Premiere Looked Like in Japan
5/13/2012 - All-Girl Team Wins Science Competition with Ingenious Pasteurization Contraption
5/13/2012 - Taking Your Mom to Hooters for the Free Mother’s Day Wings Is Probably a Mistake
5/13/2012 -
Time
Really Should Have Photoshopped Out the Chair on Breastfeeding Cover
5/13/2012 - Puppies Are Running an Exam-Week Racket on College Campuses
5/13/2012 - Innocents Abroad
5/13/2012 - Return of the Bros Riles Columbia Students
5/13/2012 - Now You Can Treat Mother’s Day Like Tax Day
5/13/2012 - Best Mom Ever Dina Lohan Is Super Proud of Daughter Lindsay’s TV Stardom
5/12/2012 - Open Thread: Prodigal Son Will Ferrell Returns
5/12/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Mom Would Just
Love
Queen Elizabeth II's Panties
5/12/2012 - Who Is Aimee Copland And Why Is Everyone Suddenly Even More Freaked Out About Flesh-Eating Bacteria Than Usual?
5/12/2012 - Roger Feder-Who?
5/12/2012 - Meet Betsy Franco, Manic Pixie Dream Mom And/Or The Spirit Of Mother's Day
5/12/2012 - Magic Genius Toddler Acts Like Normal Toddler On The
Today
Show
5/12/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Is Laughing At Her Mom All The Way To The Bank
5/12/2012 - American University's Student Government President Comes Out As Trans
5/12/2012 - On "Girl-Centric" Video Games
5/12/2012 - Thigh Drama
5/12/2012 - Men And Women Shit Themselves About Unemployment Differently
5/12/2012 - TV Moms Are Wise And Sometimes Dickheads In This Supercut
5/12/2012 - 70-Year-Old British Cabaret Singer Ready To Lose Her Virginity Now
5/12/2012 - Kate Is For Teal
5/12/2012 - It's Saturday Morning So Here's The Newest Terrible Law Signed By Vaginal Grinch Jan Brewer
5/12/2012 -
My Cherie Amour
, A Stevie Wonder Novel By V.C. Andrews™
5/11/2012 - William Balfour Found Guilty of Murdering Jennifer Hudson's Family
5/11/2012 - Molly Ringwald Cannot Hang With Attachment Parents
5/11/2012 - The Night Belongs To Shohreh Aghdashloo
5/11/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
5/11/2012 - TGIF!
5/11/2012 - How To Make Surrealist Schiaparelli Sunglasses
5/11/2012 - A Real-Time Reaction to Kitty Pryde's 'Okay Cupid'
5/11/2012 - Retiring NARAL President Worried Young Women Don't Care Enough About Their Rights
5/11/2012 - Coming-Of-Age Stories About Girls? 'Creepy,' Says Some Old Dude
5/11/2012 - Pop Quiz: What Do You Do When Your Kid’s Daycare Moves Next to the Freeway?
5/11/2012 - Is Sleeping in on the Weekends Making You Fat?
5/11/2012 - This Mother's Day, Give the Gift of WTF
5/11/2012 - University's Code of Conduct Warns Against Abortion, Witchcraft, and Female Immodesty
5/11/2012 - Mr. Clean Ad Tries to Enlist a Legion of ‘Man Maids’ for Mother’s Day
5/11/2012 - Barack Obama Was Also a Bully, Shriek Conservative Pundits Who Didn't Care Until Yesterday
5/11/2012 - North Carolina Continues Assy Streak by Arresting Lesbian Applying for Marriage License
5/11/2012 - Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon Battle it Out for Tight Pant Supremacy
5/11/2012 - Catholic High School Throws a Tantrum Over Facing a Girl in Arizona Baseball Championship
5/11/2012 - Sisters of Boy Mitt Romney Bullied Horrified by News of Cruel 'Pranks'
5/11/2012 - Bankrupt Betsey Johnson Is Now In Liquidation
5/11/2012 - How Do You Protect Your Daughter from Your Mother's Bullshit?
5/11/2012 - Vaginal Rings and Patches Found to Cause More Blood Clots Than the Pill
5/11/2012 - Documentarian Tries but Does Not Quite Succeed at Justifying Pedophilia
5/11/2012 - There Was a
Friday Night Lights
Reunion at the
Battleship
Premiere
5/11/2012 - Catholic Bishops Launch an Investigation Into the Evil Sex-Mongering Girl Scouts
5/11/2012 - A State-By-State Guide to 2012's Anti-Choice Laws (So Far)
5/11/2012 - Breastfeeding Mom From
Time
Cover: 'It's Not Right For Everybody'
5/11/2012 - Vegan Group Stupidly Demands Obama to Stop Eating Delicious Food in Public
5/11/2012 - Jack the Ripper May Really Have Been Jill the Ripper
5/11/2012 - Despite Their Best Efforts, Gay People Fail to Destroy the Military
5/11/2012 - Adele Walks Around London in her Pajamas to Avoid Detection
5/10/2012 - Good News: The 2012 Apocalypse Isn't Happening After All
5/10/2012 - The
Time
Breastfeeding Cover Is Your Newest Meme
5/10/2012 - Hilary Swank, Mariska Hargitay, and Debra Messing Have the Time of Their Lives
5/10/2012 - Man Loses 130 Pounds with Diamond Dallas Page's EXTREME YOGA
5/10/2012 - Two Kidnapped Girls Found Safe After Their Mother and Sister Were Murdered
5/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: How to Stop Romney From Bullying Gay People
5/10/2012 - NBC Upsets Us All by Apparently Ending
30 Rock
,
Parks and Rec
, and
Community
5/10/2012 - Ultimate Cute Showdown: Feeding Tiger Cubs Vs. Baby Bear Conga Line
5/10/2012 - Kris Jenner Gets the a Bad Case of the Sharts
5/10/2012 - The World According to Stock Photos of Women
5/10/2012 - Michele Bachmann Renounces Swiss Citizenship Because She Loves America So Much
5/10/2012 - Are Men Attracted to What They Think Other Men Approve Of?
5/10/2012 - Crazy Orange Camo Lobster Caught Off the Coast of Maine
5/10/2012 - Coach Taylor, Dream Husband, Joins Martin Scorsese's Newest Picture
5/10/2012 - Wow, It's an Incredibly Depressing Time to Be a Recent College Graduate
5/10/2012 - Beards Contain Multitudes
5/10/2012 - The Exquisite Pain of Performing for a Bachelorette Party
5/10/2012 - Folks in Arizona Are Buying Birth Control on the Black Market
5/10/2012 - Homophobic 'Protest' from One Million Moms Actually Boosting JC Penney's Reputation
5/10/2012 - Anna Wintour Made A Date With Stephen Colbert At Long John Silver's
5/10/2012 - What's The Most Unintentionally Funny Thing Your Mother's Ever Said to You?
5/10/2012 - Superhero Named 'Asthma Warrior' Keeps Michigan Streets Safe from Ne'er-do-wells, Pollen
5/10/2012 - Bristol Palin Blames
Glee
for President Obama's Gay Marriage Stance
5/10/2012 - Speed Dating Event for Skinny Women Only Sounds Terrible
5/10/2012 - My Weekend In America's So-Called 'Rape Capital'
5/10/2012 - Hey Girl, Here's the Trailer for Ryan Gosling's New Gangster Flick
5/10/2012 - H&M Makes Model Look Really, Really, Really Tan
5/10/2012 - Argentina Makes Sex-Change Surgery History with New Gender Identity Law
5/10/2012 - A Mindy Kaling Sitcom Is Headed for Our Televisions
5/10/2012 - Mitt Romney Says He Doesn't Remember Being a Little Shit Who Bullied Kids He Thought Were Gay
5/10/2012 - Creeps Actually Give Us the Creeps (and the Chills)
5/10/2012 - Attachment Parenting: Freakish or Feminist?
5/10/2012 - Catholic League Protesting
Daily Show
by Sending Advertisers Pictures of a Woman's Crotch
5/10/2012 - Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd Will Romance Each Other in
They Came Together
5/10/2012 - Trustees of All-Male College Want to Keep Tradition of No Girls Allowed
5/10/2012 - Now Here's Prince Charles with the Weather
5/10/2012 - Do You Really Want to Know What's Going on in Your Dog's Brain?
5/10/2012 -
Fifty Shades of Grey
Banned From Libraries for Being Too Racy and Poorly Written
5/10/2012 - Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are Expecting a Real-Life Human Baby
5/9/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Child Cancer Patients Perform Lip Dub of Kelly Clarkson's
Stronger
5/9/2012 - How Robin Roberts Scored Her Exclusive Gay Marriage Interview With Obama
5/9/2012 - Christina Applegate Never Passes Up a Chance to Fondle Maya Rudolph
5/9/2012 - The FDA Is Poised to Approve the First Drug To Prevent HIV Infections
5/9/2012 - Giving Women the Vote Was a Huge Mistake, Says Fox News Dude
5/9/2012 - Comment of the Day: What Hillary's Bare Face Reveals
5/9/2012 - Even Robert Pattinson Knows the
Twilight
Movies Are Crap
5/9/2012 - Lena Dunham Offers the POTUS Her Hand In Gay Matrimony
5/9/2012 - Sexy Model Lends Necessary Air of Perviness to Mexican Presidential Debate
5/9/2012 - Maurice Sendak Reflects on Life and Death
5/9/2012 - From 'War on Marriage' to 'Playing Politics': Let the Obama Gay Marriage Backlash Begin
5/9/2012 - Johnny Depp Gets the
Draw Something
Treatment
5/9/2012 - Is it Cool for Straight Dudes to Hit on Lesbians Online? (No)
5/9/2012 - Being Mean to Fat People Is Pointless: A Good Old-Fashioned Plea for Civility
5/9/2012 - Frat Guy Throws Beer Bottle at Black Student, Calls Him 'Trayvon'
5/9/2012 - Here Is Snooki As You've Never Seen Her Before
5/9/2012 - Female Indian Grads Aren't Necessarily Keen on Working
5/9/2012 - Mythical 'Pro Choice Republican' Discovered Defending Planned Parenthood
5/9/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
5/9/2012 - Jon Hamm's Dating Advice to Teenage Girls: Everybody Farts
5/9/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Rihanna Is Probably Drunk and High Right Now
5/9/2012 - President Obama: 'Same Sex Couples Should Be Able to Get Married'
5/9/2012 - Sky Blue, Water Wet, Achievements of Female Scientists Continually Ignored by Men
5/9/2012 - Who Needs Fallopian Tubes Anyway?
5/9/2012 - Opening Ceremony Hacked, Customer Credit Card Data Compromised for Months
5/9/2012 - The Connection Between Risky Sex and Neighborhood Violence
5/9/2012 - Tom Gabel of Punk Band Against Me! Comes Out as Transgender
5/9/2012 - Expect Pants at the
What to Expect
Premiere
5/9/2012 - Supporters of Anti-Gay Marriage Amendment Prove They're Assholes With Incredibly Tacky Victory Party
5/9/2012 - Stripper Mom Selling Hot Dogs Charged With Prostitution
5/9/2012 - Maker of Plan B to Hold Big Contraceptapalooza Fundraiser for Mitt Romney
5/9/2012 - Orangutans Join the iPad Generation
5/9/2012 - What We're Really Talking About When We Talk About Hillary Clinton Without Makeup
5/9/2012 - Fox's New Dating Show Doesn't Grant Equal Time to the Ladies
5/9/2012 - Your Long Commute: The Newest Thing Probably Killing You
5/9/2012 - Congrats, Europe: Michele Bachmann Is Officially Your Problem, Too
5/9/2012 - Girl Scout Cookie Candy Bars Are Really Happening, People
5/9/2012 - Nicole Richie Finds Her Mixed-Race Hair to Be a Pain in the Ass
5/8/2012 - Horrible Parents Drive With Their Four Kids Strapped to the Car
5/8/2012 - Good Things Happens When You Pose the Men of
The Avengers
Like Women
5/8/2012 - Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer Have Perfected the Art of the Side-Eye
5/8/2012 - North Carolina Sadly Votes to Constitutionally Ban Gay Marriage
5/8/2012 - Hillary Clinton Boldly Goes Before the Cameras With No Makeup On
5/8/2012 - Comment of the Day:
A Tale of Two Snookis
5/8/2012 - Anna Wintour Gives Kim Kardashian the Ultimate Diss
5/8/2012 - Little Girl Schools Puppy In Cutest Pooping Tutorial Ever
5/8/2012 - Azealia Banks Has the Logical Reaction to Meeting Beyonce
5/8/2012 - Soldier Dies in Afghanistan, Leaving Two Wives to Fight Over His Stuff
5/8/2012 - Rebecca Black Is Back with a Whole New Black Attack
5/8/2012 - The Three Hands-Down, Absolutely, Unquestionably Best Outfits at the Met Ball
5/8/2012 - Jon Hamm and Reggie Watts Improvise a Song About
Taxi
, Everything Is Right in the World
5/8/2012 - When Motherhood Never Happens
5/8/2012 - Tuesday Night Drinking Game: Rick Santorum on
The Tonight Show
Edition
5/8/2012 - Breastfeeding Moms Plan Massive, Unnecessary Protest
5/8/2012 - A Fantastic Evisceration of the Ashton Kutcher PopChips Ad
5/8/2012 -
New Girl
Creator on Female Characters: 'There Is a Double Standard'
5/8/2012 - The Best, Worst, and God Awful Looks from the Met Ball
5/8/2012 - The Dictator Says 'Mitchell Romney' Could Make a Great Dictator
5/8/2012 -
Game Of Thrones
Fashion: You Know You Love It
5/8/2012 - Goofball Kids Do Best Gotye Lipdub Yet
5/8/2012 - Why Not Require a 72-Hour Waiting Period for Every Major Life Decision?
5/8/2012 - The 92 'Species' of Women, According to an Incredibly Stupid Dude From a P90X Video
5/8/2012 - Supermodel And Billionaire Luxury Magnate Settle Child-Support Case
5/8/2012 - Why Aren't There More Gay People In Ads?
5/8/2012 - President Obama Fine With Gay Marriage as Long as It Doesn't Try to Flirt With Him
5/8/2012 - The Best Parts From Chapter One of Snooki's Sophomore Novel
5/8/2012 - If Your Kid Is Fat, You Might Not Even Know It
5/8/2012 - Maurice Sendak Had Little Tolerance for Bullshit, and Other Fond Memories
5/8/2012 - Your Facebook Addiction May Really Be an Addiction
5/8/2012 - Millenials Are a Bunch of Entitled Trustafarians With Enabling Parents, Says Cranky Coot of a Survey
5/8/2012 - Most Girls Aren't Finishing the Required Series of HPV Vaccines
5/8/2012 - Tiny Dog Can Inflate Itself Like an Adorable Balloon
5/8/2012 - First Pics Show That Charlize Theron’s Son Is in the Lead for Cutest Celebrity Baby
5/8/2012 - Maurice Sendak, Author of 'Where the Wild Things Are,' Dies at 83
5/7/2012 - Rick Santorum Endorses Mitt Romney via Middle of the Night Whisper
5/7/2012 - Lena Dunham Responds to the Critics Who Say
Girls
Isn't Diverse Enough
5/7/2012 - Science Discovers That Sperm Aren't So Much Swimmers As They Are Crawlers
5/7/2012 - Making Your Nails Look Like Duck Feet Is the Newest Horrible Trend
5/7/2012 - Comment of the Day: Caught in a Bear Bromance
5/7/2012 - Matthew Fox Went Out for a Late Night Snack and Got Busted for a DUI
5/7/2012 - Olivia Wilde Spends
7 Minutes in Heaven
5/7/2012 - Sharon Needles Encourages Us to Explore Beyond the Rainbow
5/7/2012 - Astrologers Attempt to Make Sense of the Kim and Kanye Thing
5/7/2012 - Tina Fey Gives Zach Galifianakis the What For on
Between Two Ferns
5/7/2012 - New App Will Help Men Avoid Unnamed Smelly Sexual Horror
5/7/2012 - Did You Catch the Cameo By the Controversial
Girls
Writer in Last Night's Episode?
5/7/2012 - Rapey Cop Given 75-Year Sentence
5/7/2012 - The Crazy Hats of the Kentucky Derby
5/7/2012 - Polar Bears Become Best Bros, Put Each Other Before Hos
5/7/2012 -
Mad Men
: Putting Pete Campbell on Suicide Watch
5/7/2012 - Governor Who Cut Funding for Sexual Assault Victims Has Son Who Was Charged With Sexual Assault
5/7/2012 - Boys Who Talk About
Girls
: The Show Just Doesn't Get Guys Right
5/7/2012 - Study Shows Women are Plenty 'Informed' About What Abortion is Without an Ultrasound & Lecture
5/7/2012 - The Porniest City in America Is Quite Family Friendly
5/7/2012 - Eating Yogurt Turns Mice into Giant-Balled Seduction Machines
5/7/2012 - The Job Market Sucks, But More Black Women Are Working
5/7/2012 - Terrible New Attack on Abortion Clinic Landlord Delightfully Backfires
5/7/2012 - The Met Ball Is Tonight, and
Vogue
Editors Must Submit Their Hairstyles for Anna Wintour's Approval
5/7/2012 - Incredibly Fat Cat Has Passed Away
5/7/2012 - Rick Santorum's Only Requirement for Hotels: Free Breakfast Buffet
5/7/2012 -
Avengers
Breaks Box-Office Records While Offending Indians
5/7/2012 - Your Lunchtime Cry: Disabled Veteran Relearns to Walk
5/7/2012 - How to Convince Hillary Clinton to Run for President in 2016 (Even Though She Already Said No)
5/7/2012 - Soldier Mysteriously Dies While on Skype With Wife
5/7/2012 - Is It IVF or Infertility Itself That's Causing Birth Defects?
5/7/2012 - To Quicken the Demise of Humanity, Try Giving Your Dog a Temporary Tattoo.
5/7/2012 - The Catholic Church Urges Women to Not Be So Darn Picky
5/7/2012 - Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage Need Republicans in Their Vaginas
5/7/2012 - Can Woody Allen Save Lindsay Lohan's Career?
5/6/2012 - How Much Can We Read Into Joe Biden Saying He's Comfortable With Gay Marriage?
5/6/2012 - Tiny Kitten Develops the Cutest Case of Hiccups Ever
5/6/2012 - Justin Bieber Is the Winner and Still Champion
5/6/2012 - Colombian Prostitute From the Secret Service Scandal Calls the Agents 'A Bunch of Fools'
5/6/2012 - Good News: Having Kids Might Not Make You Miserable After All
5/6/2012 - Michele Bachmann Tells Tale of a Faraway Land Where All Ladies Love Mitt Romney
5/6/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Don't You Dare Forgo Dessert
5/6/2012 - Drag Queen Dixie Longate’s Sovereignty May Soon Be Official with Top Tupperware Sales
5/6/2012 - It Looks Like Everyone Survived the Werewolf Apocalypse
5/6/2012 - Meet the New King and Queen of France
5/6/2012 - Woman Brags About Trashing Ex-Boyfriend’s Pool Table on Facebook, Is Subsequently Arrested
5/6/2012 - Nice Pants
5/6/2012 - Two-Thirds of the U.S. Hikers Jailed in Iran Are Now Married
5/6/2012 - Cats Perfect Their Mime Routine
5/6/2012 - Welcome to Italy’s Man-Man Can-Can
5/6/2012 - Utah Poised to Achieve Abortion Law Infamy
5/6/2012 - Walking In On Your Mom 'Bating to
50 Shades of Grey
Will Ruin Mother’s Day
5/6/2012 - The ‘Next J.K. Rowling’ Just Got a Big Cash-Money Book Deal
5/6/2012 - Kansas City Fails Miserably at the World Record for Dog Paraders
5/6/2012 - Breast Cancer May Be Just a Touch Deadlier for Men than for Women
5/6/2012 - Queen Rumpus Rumpus and King Shiny Whiskers Are Unimpressed by the Supermoon
5/6/2012 - Amanda Bynes Is Turning Into a Grand Theft Auto Avatar
5/5/2012 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
5/5/2012 - Saturday Night Social: The Very Special Supermoon Edition
5/5/2012 - How to Find Out if Your Spouse Is Cheating? Just Check His Private Jet Registration, of Course!
5/5/2012 - Michelle Pfeiffer Figures She May As Well Start Doing Porn
5/5/2012 - Conservative Alabama Politician Bill Johnson "Addicted" To Donating Sperm
5/5/2012 - Tiptoe Through The Juleps
5/5/2012 - Why Are Women Assaulting Men In Florida?
5/5/2012 - For Your Thighs Only
5/5/2012 -
SNL
Tonight: Eli Manning, Meet Rihanna. Rihanna, Eli.
5/5/2012 - What's Changed For Working Women Since 1972? Not As Much As You'd Think.
5/5/2012 - Nonplussed Man Befriends Raccoon Neighbors
5/5/2012 - Another Racist Shitstorm Brews Over Casting
Hunger Games'
Finnick
5/5/2012 - Hillary Sports Tasteful Plane Bling
5/5/2012 - Birkins Sold on Popular Flash-Sale Sites May Be Total Ripoffs
5/5/2012 - Michele Bachmann Actually Thinks She Was One Old-Timey-Serial-Killing Clown Away From a Perfect Campaign
5/5/2012 - In Honor of Cinco De Mayo, Ellen Hired a Mariachi Band to Scare the Shit Out of People
5/5/2012 - It's Official: No More Money For Planned Parenthood In Arizona
5/5/2012 - The Final Two Tributes From District Lil' Fancy Will Now Fight to the Death
5/4/2012 - Adam Yauch, a.k.a. MCA of the Beastie Boys, Dies at Age 47
5/4/2012 - Twitter Mourns the Loss of Adam "MCA" Yauch
5/4/2012 - The Night Belongs To Audrey Hepburn
5/4/2012 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: The John Edwards Trial
5/4/2012 - TGIF!
5/4/2012 - I Found Courtney Love in a Hopeless Place
5/4/2012 - The Truth About Women and Hollywood: 'These Actresses? They're Fucked. Good Luck to Kate and Reese.'
5/4/2012 - Mitt Romney Has 18 Grandkids & Counting
5/4/2012 - Justin Bieber Would Like to Be 1. Your Boyfriend and 2. Justin Timberlake
5/4/2012 - Looking at Your Old Prom Photos Brings Us Joy
5/4/2012 - You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Charity Gala Gown
5/4/2012 - Merde Alors! French Government Repeals Sexual Harassment Law
5/4/2012 - Quiet Down, Vaginas. The Boners Are Talking.
5/4/2012 - Cooch Puppet Stars in Brian McKnight's Video for His Instructional Pussy Song
5/4/2012 - Courtney Love's Food Diary Is as Intense and Mesmerizing as the Woman Herself
5/4/2012 - Texting Without Borders
5/4/2012 - Long Pregnancies Might Lead to Behavioral Problems in Kids
5/4/2012 - Want to Sell Your Eggs to Pay for College? Be Asian.
5/4/2012 - Ohio Widow Set to Reclaim Exotic Animals After Husband's October Suicide
5/4/2012 - Your Breasts Are Trying To Kill You
5/4/2012 - Joe Biden Disses Susan G. Komen for the Cure
5/4/2012 - Kim Kardashian to Launch Her First Non-Drugstore Fragrance, and It Doesn't Smell Like Divorce
5/4/2012 - If You Don't Like Tan Mom, You're Just Jealous, Fat and Ugly
5/4/2012 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Stars in World's Least Surprising Gang Rape Accusation
5/4/2012 - Secret Service Agent Runs Down a Grandmother in Brooklyn
5/4/2012 - Woman Called 'Too Fat To Fly' Sues Southwest — But Not For Money
5/4/2012 - Teen Girls Just Aren't Slutting It Up Like They Used To
5/4/2012 - Stalker Sarah Makes Her National Television Debut, Is Now Officially Famous
5/4/2012 - Finger-Sniffing Scientists Guard Women's Vaginas With Lasers or, Trolling as Marketing
5/4/2012 - Evil Bees Are Coming to Drink Your Tears
5/4/2012 - Woman Sets Record for World's Longest, Most Unwieldy Name
5/4/2012 - Frances Bean Now Controls Courtney Love’s Purse Strings
5/3/2012 - Zookeeper Saves Tiny Monkey By Licking Its Butt Until It Poops. Seriously.
5/3/2012 - Secretary of Secrets: Hillary Clinton Didn't Say a Thing to Bill About the Bin Laden Raid
5/3/2012 - Chloe Moretz and Rory Culkin Must Go to the Same Hairstylist
5/3/2012 - Creepy Man Who Dressed Up as His Dead Mother Has Been Convicted of Fraud
5/3/2012 - Woman Buys a Box of Tampons, Discovers They Come with Free Cocaine
5/3/2012 - Comment of the Day: Introducing the Mitt Romney Ball
5/3/2012 - Snooki Calls Tan Mom a 'Crazy Bitch' While Offering Her First Bit of Parenting Advice
5/3/2012 - Unconcerned Baby Nearly Becomes Lion Lunch
5/3/2012 - Let's Agree to Stop Confusing Black Actresses Who Look Nothing Alike
5/3/2012 - Trendy New Cellulite 'Cure' Makes Me Feel So Many Things
5/3/2012 - Group Pays Drug Addicted Women to Get Sterilized, So They Don't Have 'Litters of Children'
5/3/2012 - A Real Time Reaction to The Pro Gay Rap Song
5/3/2012 - The Cheating Dads of Brooklyn
5/3/2012 - Squirt Guns Banned, Hand Guns Welcome at GOP Convention
5/3/2012 - Here Is Your Hoda and Kathie Lee Plastic Surgery Extravaganza Highlight Reel
5/3/2012 -
Seventeen
Says Thanks But No Thanks To Teen's Photoshop Petition
5/3/2012 - The Coppertone Girl Is a Little Creepy, Right? Just a Little?
5/3/2012 - Celebrate Your Name Day with an Arya Stark Birthday Cake
5/3/2012 - Conservative Twitter Shitstorm Erupts Over Obama Web Graphic Named Julia
5/3/2012 - Finally, Science Has Cured the Non-Disease of Cellulite
5/3/2012 - Half-Dressed Megan Fox Will Make You Want to Buy Electronics
5/3/2012 - Political Wife Admits Gay Marriage Ban About Saving the 'Caucasian Race'
5/3/2012 - Have You Always Wanted to Go on a Blind Date With A Celebrity?
5/3/2012 - Classy Anti Abortion Protesters Successfully Traumatize Children, Hurl Racial Slurs
5/3/2012 -
Vogue
Says No More Underaged Models
5/3/2012 - Whither the Manic Pixie Dream Guy?
5/3/2012 - You Can Look Forward to Playing a Workplace Version of the
Hunger Games
5/3/2012 - Adults Concerned That No School on Mondays Means More Unprotected Sex
5/3/2012 - The Weirdest Shit from Australia Fashion Week
5/3/2012 - Tan Mom, Looking Tanner than Ever, Is Diagnosed With Tanorexia
5/3/2012 - Michele Bachmann Still Around, Endorses Mitt Romney
5/3/2012 - Can Babies Learn to Be Tiny Bigots?
5/3/2012 - Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head Celebrate 60 Years of Mashing (and Are Probably Destroying Our Children)
5/3/2012 - Releasing Names and Photos of HIV Positive Sex Workers Is a Terrible Idea
5/3/2012 - Rockstar Energy Drink Apparently Too Sexy for its Own Good
5/3/2012 - Make Your Own Prom Date: Tim Tebow Edition
5/3/2012 - Now You Can Fly the Friendly Hello Kitty Skies
5/3/2012 - Cry-Baby Cameron Diaz Loses Her Shit After a Bad Haircut
5/2/2012 - When Making Deals, Men Have a More Flexible Sense of Right and Wrong Than Women Do
5/2/2012 - Are You Part of the Doomsday 10 Percent?
5/2/2012 - Watch
Girls
' Allison Williams Cover Ke$ha's "Tik Tok"
5/2/2012 - Are Women's Magazines the Key to Nurturing More Women Writers?
5/2/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Best Way to Turn Your Boy into a Man
5/2/2012 - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Reignite Their Old Flame
5/2/2012 - Miley Cyrus Has an Adorable New Rescue Puppy
5/2/2012 - Fox Anchor Shep Smith Declares Politics 'Weird' and 'Creepy'
5/2/2012 - Who Would Win in a Drink-Off: Don Draper or Tyrion Lannister?
5/2/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: Turtle Skin
5/2/2012 - Bacteria Are Fighting a Giant, Mysterious War in Your Vagina Right Now
5/2/2012 - Alexander Skarsgard Is "Born to Play" the Lead in
50 Shades of Grey
5/2/2012 - Awesome 14-Year-Old Delivers 25,000 Anti-Photoshop Signatures to
Seventeen
Magazine
5/2/2012 - Ashton Kutcher, Jackass, Hops on the Brownface Bandwagon [UPDATED]
5/2/2012 - Grab Your Rubbers, It's National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy
5/2/2012 - Ann Romney's Weird Bird Shirt Cost $990
5/2/2012 - Japanese Kids Dancing With Vegetables Strapped to Their Heads Are As Adorable As They Are Confusing
5/2/2012 - Major League Soccer Suspends Jagoff Who Insulted Female Fans
5/2/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
5/2/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Angelina Despises Her Enormous Engagement Ring
5/2/2012 - George Zimmerman Called Women 'Hoes' and Mexicans 'Thugs' on his Myspace Page
5/2/2012 - Kate Moss Has Been On 32 Covers of
Vogue
5/2/2012 - A Magical Way to Erase Away the Icky Stains in Your Life
5/2/2012 - Sports Blogger Who Posted Upskirt Pic of Female Fan Doesn't Get Why People are So Mad
5/2/2012 - Venerable Magazine Says Lena Dunham Relates to Black Women Because She's 'Fleshy'
5/2/2012 - The Angry Underground World of Failed Pickup Artists
5/2/2012 - 'No Boys Allowed' Prom Sounds Like It Was the Best Ever
5/2/2012 - Irrelevant Homophobes Newly Enraged Over JC Penney Ad Showing Lesbian Couple Being Happy
5/2/2012 - Entire Montana Town Under Investigation for 80 Alleged Rapes
5/2/2012 - Some Fashion Designers Are Inexplicably Bad at Dressing Themselves
5/2/2012 - Horrible Pastor Advocates Beating the Gay Out of Young Kids [UPDATED]
5/2/2012 - Take Home the Gold for Stuffing Your Face: World's Largest McDonald's to Be Built for Summer Olympics
5/2/2012 - Hey, How About We Stop Ticketing Trans Ladies for Using the Bathroom?
5/2/2012 - Disturbingly Tan Mom Arrested After 5-Year-Old Daughter Gets Sunburn
5/2/2012 - An Adorable Battle for Food Scrap Supremacy
5/2/2012 - Oops, Those Nasty Energy Drinks Are Melting Your Teeth
5/2/2012 - Zoe Saldana Likes Being on Top, Jane Fonda on Her Knees and Gwyneth Paltrow Any Ol’ Way
5/1/2012 - Sluts Get Ready to Spread Their Sexy Votes Far and Wide
5/1/2012 - Did IKEA Once Use East German Political Prisoners to Make Its Sofas?
5/1/2012 - Hillary Clinton Is So Powerful She Has to Laugh
5/1/2012 - In the Future, A Robot Will Wash Your Hair
5/1/2012 - Mitt Romney's Sexist Spokesman Is Forced to Resign Because He's Gay
5/1/2012 - Comment of the Day: Introducing the Post-Prom Diet
5/1/2012 - Levi Johnston Unveils the Totally Bizarre Name He's Chosen for His Unborn Daughter
5/1/2012 - Heroic Dog Takes Bike-Guarding Duties Very Seriously
5/1/2012 - 15 Year-Old Chloe Moretz Is Looking Back On The Good Old Days
5/1/2012 - Christians, Beware: The Porn Monster Is Coming For You
5/1/2012 - Major League Soccer Blowhard Says Female Superfans Are Totally Not Hot
5/1/2012 - Republican Judge Issues Midnight Ruling Allowing Texas to Continue Blocking Planned Parenthood Funding
5/1/2012 - How to Name Your Baby Without Screwing It Up
5/1/2012 - A Queen Was Crowned Last Night on
RuPaul's Drag Race
5/1/2012 - Number of Female CEOs About to Get Less Pathetic
5/1/2012 - Jason Segel Might Be Good Enough for You, But He's Not Good Enough for Hillary Clinton
5/1/2012 - Marilyn Monroe is on the Cover of
Vanity Fair
for the Third Time in Five Years
5/1/2012 - Mitt Romney Laughs Uncomfortably as Woman Interrupts Press Conference to Call Him a Racist
5/1/2012 - Teenage Fatties Best Not Be Fat for Prom, Says Concerned Non-Teen
5/1/2012 - I Can't Think About Sex Without Thinking About Bugs
5/1/2012 - Kate Upton Wears her
Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit to Dance for Terry Richardson
5/1/2012 - Twitter Finds 'Replace Band Names With Rape' Meme to be Hilarious
5/1/2012 - Linda Evangelista's $46k Child Support Lawsuit Is Going To Court
5/1/2012 - Not Even Dolphins Are Safe from the Bullying Epidemic
5/1/2012 - For the Love of God, Put on Some Real Pants and Take Your Phone Out of Your Bra
5/1/2012 - Would You Share Your Organs on Facebook?
5/1/2012 - Rates of Obesity in Kids Are Down… But Poverty, Pollution and Lack of Sleep Make Things Worse
5/1/2012 - Jessica Simpson's Epic Pregnancy Comes to an End
5/1/2012 - The Art of the Hate-Kiss, as Perfected by a Small Canine
5/1/2012 - Ann Romney Awkwardly Describes Mitt as 'Wild & Crazy Man Just Waiting to Come Out'
5/1/2012 - How to Avoid Being Defriended on Facebook: Science Unlocks the Secret
5/1/2012 - Maid's Lawsuit Against Internationally Renowned Perv Dominique Strauss-Kahn Will Proceed
5/1/2012 - The Curious Case of Why We Give a Shit Whether Elizabeth Warren Is a Native American
5/1/2012 - Let's Not Fight for Equal Table-Dancing Rights
5/1/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Labrador Acts as Seeing Eye Dog for Blind Golden Retriever
5/1/2012 - We've Bred a Race of Super UTI Bacteria That Could Leave Us in a World of Hurt
5/1/2012 - Frazzled Mom Victoria Beckham Drives Off, Leaves Kid Behind