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5/30/2012 - That Old People Smell Is Real—And It's Surprisingly Delightful

5/30/2012 - High Fructose Corn Syrup Fails to Reinvent Itself as 'Corn Sugar'

5/30/2012 - Justin Bieber Invites You to Talk to the Hand

5/30/2012 - Two Sisters Do an Insanely Good Cover of Robyn's 'Call Your Girlfriend'

5/30/2012 - Screw Gatorade, Bananas Are Where It’s At

5/30/2012 - Comment of the Day: It's Hit or Les Mis

5/30/2012 - Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to $800,000 Baby and Sells It to a Magazine

5/30/2012 - Hamster Can Play Dead Among the Best of Them

5/30/2012 - Dita Von Teese Revises Her Shit List

5/30/2012 - No Matter How Much Weight You Lose, Everyone Will Still Think You're Fat

5/30/2012 - An Oasis of Racially Diverse Television Is Right Under Our Noses

5/30/2012 - Dudes on the Internet Will Try to Bang You Even if You Act Completely Batshit

5/30/2012 - Kathie Lee Gifford Asks Widower Martin Short How His Wife Is Doing

5/30/2012 - One Venti Pedicure Coming Right Up

5/30/2012 - Burning A Birkin Is Not "Art"

5/30/2012 - More Women are Writing Op-Eds, but They're - Sigh - 'Pink'

5/30/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Gwen Stefani's Marriage Is in Crisis

5/30/2012 - Fatkini Blogger Gabi Gregg Looked Fierce On This Morning's Today Show

5/30/2012 - Pot Psychology: The Lost Episode

5/30/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

5/30/2012 - Why You Should Follow Your Heart, Little Lambs

5/30/2012 - The Term 'Cougar' Is Obviously Dumb, But Using It to Describe Normal Teenagers Is Even Dumber

5/30/2012 - My Jewish Abortion

5/30/2012 - Purveyors of Boring Crap Can't Wait to Turn Pinterest Into Home Depot

5/30/2012 - 160 Afghan Girls Poisoned For Daring Go to School

5/30/2012 - Planned Parenthood Hopes Romney Hangs Himself With His Own Rope

5/30/2012 - Even Karl Lagerfeld Has a John Travolta Gay Massage Joke

5/30/2012 - Could These 4 Kickass Young Women Change the Face of Congress?

5/30/2012 - Hear the People Sing: The Official Les Mis Trailer Has Arrived

5/30/2012 - Not a Lot of Glamour at Glamour's Women of the Year Awards

5/30/2012 - Julian Assange Loses Appeal, Still Isn't Going to Sweden Anytime Soon

5/30/2012 - Asshole Neighbor Says People Only Think She's an Asshole Because She's a Single Woman

5/30/2012 - TV Makes Girls Feel Like Crap About Themselves, But Does Wonders for White Boys

5/30/2012 - Sadly, the List of Actors Up For Finnick in the Hunger Games Sequel Doesn't Include Jesse Williams

5/30/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Boy With Cerebral Palsy Runs Race With a Little Help From His Friends

5/30/2012 - Trending Topic #AbortionClinicPlaylist Has Something Terrible for Everyone

5/30/2012 - Men Make You Hot in the Face

5/30/2012 - Tiny Tot Delights Churchgoers by Singing 'Ain't No Homos Going to Make It to Heaven'

5/30/2012 - Lindsay Lohan’s Continued Drug Use Makes Her a Bad Actress, Says Daddy Dearest

5/30/2012 - Michelle Obama Doesn't Take Jon Stewart's Bait, Even Though He Promises It's Organic

5/29/2012 - Cat Stench at Cat Lady’s House Gets So Bad It Sets Off the Smoke Detector

5/29/2012 - Donatella and Allegra Versace Are a Study in Contrasts

5/29/2012 - Chagas: The Scary Disease Some Are Calling the New AIDS

5/29/2012 - Meghan McCain Calls Adultery Deplorable, But Forgets Her Father Is an Adulterer

5/29/2012 - Bobby Brown Vows that Daughter Bobbi Kristina Will Never Escape His Disgusting Reputation

5/29/2012 - Comment of the Day: F. Scott Fitzgerald Would Be Proud

5/29/2012 - Garfunkel and Oates Prove That Things Look Very Different from Either Side of 30

5/29/2012 - Rihanna Knows The Best Things In Life Aren't Free

5/29/2012 - Please Stop Bugging Michelle Obama About Running for Senate

5/29/2012 - Cry Your Way to the Top, Ladies

5/29/2012 - How Many Pianists Does It Take to Play 'Ni**as in Paris'?

5/29/2012 - Meet the Christian, Formerly Anti-Abortion Doctor Who Now Performs Late-Term Abortions

5/29/2012 - Hey, Men, I'm Funnier Than You

5/29/2012 - The Great Gatsby/My Little Pony Mashup You Never Knew You Needed

5/29/2012 - If Women Don't Get More Interested in Tech They're Going to Get Left Behind

5/29/2012 - Mad Men: Working Girls

5/29/2012 - Meet Your Next Superstars of Electronic Music: A Bunch of Monkeys

5/29/2012 - In Which Dominic Monaghan Flat-Out Accuses Matthew Fox of Being a Habitual Woman Beater

5/29/2012 - Beauty Comes Before Bravery for Target Girls

5/29/2012 - How to Pee Anywhere

5/29/2012 - How to Make Turtle Sex a Real Classy Affair, With Sir David Attenborough

5/29/2012 - German Vogue Shows Supermodels Without Photoshop [NSFW]

5/29/2012 - Etsy Forces Us to Examine What 'Handmade' Means

5/29/2012 - Cannes Comes to a Close With One Last Fashion Parade

5/29/2012 - The Victoria's Secret Sexy List Is Chock-Full Of Skinny Blondes

5/29/2012 - Female Drug Cartels Prove Women Can Be Just as Good at Mass Murder as Men

5/29/2012 - How to Feel When an Impossibly Promising 22-Year-Old Passes Away

5/29/2012 - David Beckham Is the First Man to Make the Cover of British Elle

5/29/2012 - Terribly Dumb Sting Operation Claims It Captures Planned Parenthood Endorsing Sex-Selective Abortion

5/29/2012 - The Kardashians Just Can't Keep Up With Where Los Angeles Is Located

5/29/2012 - 6-Year-Old Girl Preps for Scripps Spelling Bee Debut as Youngest Contestant Ever

5/29/2012 - Women 'Depend' on Social Media While Men Use the Internet to Get Smarter and Richer

5/29/2012 - Vogue Fails Miserably at Capturing the Athleticism of Olympic Athletes

5/29/2012 - Ceiling Fan, Meet Cat.

5/29/2012 - Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker Want to Frankenstein Their Bodies to Create a Sexy Monster

5/28/2012 - Uh Oh: Radioactive Bluefin Tuna Appear on the Coast of California

5/28/2012 - Hilarious Kid Wakes Up From Surgery Acting Like a Drunk and Very Dizzy Frat Boy

5/28/2012 - Bar Refaeli Has a Girl Crush on Jennifer Lawrence But Pledges to Marry Justin Bieber

5/28/2012 - Your Days of Pounding the Ketchup Bottle Endlessly Are Finally Over

5/28/2012 - Aimee Copeland, Victim of Flesh-Eating Bacteria, Is Finally Able to Speak

5/28/2012 - Parenting Magazines Are Only for One Kind of Parent

5/28/2012 - 10 Things Starships Were Meant To Do (Other Than Fly)

5/28/2012 - Start Your Summer Search for Marine Mammal Friends

5/28/2012 - Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! Makes Her Stage Debut

5/28/2012 - Cynthia Nixon Finally Marries Girlfriend Christine Marinoni After a Three-Year Engagement

5/28/2012 - Insulting Baseball Is Like Insulting All Fathers Everywhere

5/28/2012 - A Little Respect for Memorial Day

5/28/2012 - The Greek Debt Crisis Is a Total Boner-Killer

5/28/2012 - Nas Has a New ‘Dad-Rap’ Music Video About How Much It Would Suck to Find His Daughter’s Condom Stash

5/28/2012 - There's Still Hope: Maybe LEGOs for Girls Don't Have to Suck

5/28/2012 - Pop Culture Is Literally Teeming with Vaginas

5/28/2012 - Meghan McCain Thinks the Internet Can Be Especially Mean to Women

5/28/2012 - Carole Geithner’s YA Novel Sounds Like Harry Potter, Minus All the Magic

5/28/2012 - The Imaginary War Between Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart Just Got Real

5/27/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Have a Good Cry Over Love

5/27/2012 - Katherine Legge Brings the First All-Woman Team to the Indy 500

5/27/2012 - Everybody Breathe Easy — RPatz Definitely Won’t Be Ruining Finnick

5/27/2012 - Jordanian Woman Is Fired After Refusing to Cover Her Free-Flowing Hair

5/27/2012 - And Now for Some Interspecies Necking

5/27/2012 - Man Headbutts His Wife in Bizarre Ad for Social-Events Website

5/27/2012 - Sandy Dahl, Widow of 9/11 Pilot, Dies at 52

5/27/2012 - Priscilla Chan Eschews Overpriced Footwear and Dresses Up as Legumes

5/27/2012 - Up Thigh Down

5/27/2012 - Baby Otter Is Coerced Into Learning to Swim

5/27/2012 - Puerile Blogger Dan Riehl Finds a Way to Make Breitbart.com Even Ickier

5/27/2012 - Dutch Entrepreneur’s ‘Divorce Hotel’ Promises Extremely Awkward Vacations

5/27/2012 - Stop, Collaborate and Listen...

5/27/2012 - Japan Enlists Pop Girl Group to Do Something About the Economy

5/27/2012 - Service Dog Adorably Helps Law Student Graduate

5/27/2012 - Religious Protesters in Indonesia Prevent Lady Gaga from Delivering a Telegram from the Devil

5/26/2012 - Open Thread: The Night Belongs To Helena Bonham Carter

5/26/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Stevie Nicks

5/26/2012 - Study Claims Women Are Fatter Now Because They Do Less Housework

5/26/2012 - Martha Stewart Pushes Sustainability, Used To Think The Glass Ceiling Was A Postmodern Fixture That Would Light Up Any Home

5/26/2012 - Overworked Texas Honor Student Jailed For Truancy By Overzealous Judge

5/26/2012 - Meagan Good Is Waiting For The Night Of Her Bayou-Twilight-Spanish-Mosquey-Enchanted Wedding To Have Sex

5/26/2012 - Adorable Lambs Celebrate Memorial Day With Adorable Indoor Rough-Housing

5/26/2012 - WSJ Column Makes Wine Industry Sound Sexist-ish

5/26/2012 - From Chicago To LA, Bachelorette Parties Are Getting Banned From Gay Bars

5/26/2012 - "Oops (Oh Thigh)" By Tweet Ft. Missy Elliott

5/26/2012 - Facebook Not OK With Breast Cancer Survivor's Mastectomy Pictures

5/26/2012 - Nicole Kidman Is A Postmodern Ziegfeld Girl

5/26/2012 - Giggly, Matchy, Flirty Jurors Totally Sexing Up John Edwards Trial, XOXO, Gossip Girl

5/26/2012 - Tongue-in-Cheek Female Rap Missive Is Latest In The Ivy League Douche Wars

5/26/2012 - That Time A Woman Dropped $20,000 Bones On An Evening With Bates From Downton Abbey

5/25/2012 - Eternally Gross John Edwards Reportedly Flirting with Female Juror

5/25/2012 - Lazy Polar Bear Is Chillin' Out, Maxin,' Relaxin' All Cool

5/25/2012 - Kunta Kinte Shows Off Some Serious Ink

5/25/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

5/25/2012 - The Night Belongs to Eve Ensler

5/25/2012 - Epic Troll Larry Flynt Responds to Allegations of Sexism with a Bunch of Dumb Sexism

5/25/2012 - TGIF!

5/25/2012 - After a 19 Year Wait, Here's the Trailer to River Phoenix's Last Movie

5/25/2012 - D'Angelo Learns How It Feels to be Objectified, and It Doesn't Feel Good

5/25/2012 - Exotic Brown Children: The Newest Fashion Accessory from J. Crew!

5/25/2012 - Beagle and Piglet Are Adorable Frenemies

5/25/2012 - Jerry Sandusky's Charity Apparently Wasn't Shut Down Until Today

5/25/2012 - Get Ready for the Barbet Puppy Boom, the Cutest Boom Ever

5/25/2012 - All the Single Ladies Can't Stand Mitt Romney

5/25/2012 - Supercut: Gloria Allred Pretends to Care

5/25/2012 - Beth Ditto Wants To Be 'The Ikea Of Clothes For Fat Girls'

5/25/2012 - Buttsex-Obsessed Lawmaker Claims Being Gay Will Kill You

5/25/2012 - Experiments in Sobriety: Or, This Is When I Admit I Have a Drinking Problem

5/25/2012 - Never Wear Mascara Again

5/25/2012 - Badass Bride and Groom Totally Unfazed by Ruinous Acts of God

5/25/2012 - Meet Anikka Fragodt, Facebook's 'Rock'

5/25/2012 - Our Eyes Are Wet: Marvel Comics Creates Special Hearing-Aid Superhero for Young Boy

5/25/2012 - Whore Pills for Men: The Contraceptive Dream That May Actually Come True

5/25/2012 - Republicans Decide President Obama Is Our New Guilty Pleasure

5/25/2012 - How Do We Make Street Harassment Go Away?

5/25/2012 - Your Kid May Never Know the Joy of a Trip to the School Nurse's Office

5/25/2012 - Get Ready to Smear Sheep Placenta All Over Your Face

5/25/2012 - Kristen Stewart Unfairly Chastised for Jerking Off Two Guys at Once

5/24/2012 - Concern Grows After Two Suspicious Fires Break Out at Georgia Women's Health Clinics

5/24/2012 - Man Divorces Wife After She Refuses To Get Rid of Her 550 Cats

5/24/2012 - Gabrielle Giffords Enjoys a Moment in the Spotlight

5/24/2012 - Doggie Nail Art: A Fun New Way to Make Sure Your Dog Hates You

5/24/2012 - Hundreds of Stock Photos Add Up to One Very Sweet Love Story

5/24/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Marriage Quiz Edition

5/24/2012 - Charlize Theron Says She's Not a Single Mom Because Her Two Dogs Are Helping to Raise Her Son

5/24/2012 - Live Your Life with the Determination of a Yorkie on a Treadmill

5/24/2012 - RuPaul Has No Problem Buying Fantasy

5/24/2012 - No One Calls Themselves 'Pro Choice' Anymore — So What?

5/24/2012 - Tiny Ballerinas Get in Tutu'd Baby Brawl

5/24/2012 - Has Amy Poehler Done Something with Her Hair?

5/24/2012 - Zimbawe Dictator Still Saying Shitty Things About Gays, Women, Basically Everyone

5/24/2012 - Bill Clinton Had His Picture Taken with Some Porn Stars and of Course It's All About Hillary

5/24/2012 - See A Newly Discovered Zelda Fitzgerald Self-Portrait

5/24/2012 - Fat Ladies in Bikinis Just Can't Win

5/24/2012 - Former LFO Member Now Spends His Time Live-Tweeting at Abortion Clinics

5/24/2012 - The Good, the Bad and the Incredibly Ugly Fashion at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival

5/24/2012 - The New Yorker is Serial Tweeting Jennifer Egan's New Short Story

5/24/2012 - Kanye West, Filmmaker, Hits the International Festival Circuit

5/24/2012 - Women Sext For Attention While Men Sext to Show off, According to Science

5/24/2012 - Everyone's Talking About the Film in Which Nicole Kidman Pisses on Zac Efron

5/24/2012 - Heidi Klum Sings And Strips In A Sexy New Music Video

5/24/2012 - Batten Down Your Vagina, Here Comes a Tidal Wave of Insidious New Anti-Choice Laws

5/24/2012 - Hello, May I Speak With the Closeted Leather Daddy Who Works for You?

5/24/2012 - Can We Talk About How Incredibly Hideous The New French Vogue Cover Is?

5/24/2012 - Female Soldiers Sue for Their Right to Fight in Combat

5/24/2012 - For the Fifth Year In a Row, Idol Winner Is a Guitar-Playing White Dude

5/24/2012 - Penis Painting Ignites Long, Hard Battle

5/24/2012 - Lolo Jones Might Be Headed for the Olympics, But Who Cares When We Can Talk About Her Virginity Instead?

5/24/2012 - Big Brother Is Watching You: The New Wave of Weight-Loss Apps

5/24/2012 - How to Look Dumb and Slutty Enough for a One Night Stand

5/24/2012 - Now We Need to Be Afraid of Getting Shot by Mystery Arrows

5/24/2012 - At Last! A Show About Dudes Just Dudin' Around Doin' Dude Stuff!

5/24/2012 - Rapes on Indian Reservations Reach Epidemic Proportions

5/24/2012 - Your Office Break Room Is a Cesspool of Filth

5/24/2012 - John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn't Ask Her If It's Raining

5/24/2012 - Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree Bitchery

5/23/2012 - Colin Powell Goes Rogue, Comes Out in Support of Gay Marriage

5/23/2012 - Smart Cat Agrees to Give Hugs in Exchange for Treats

5/23/2012 - Mean Congressman Tries to Take Away the One Vegetable We All Love: Pizza

5/23/2012 - Arizona Congressman Who Proposed DC Abortion Ban Gets Hilarious Payback from Pissed Off DC Residents

5/23/2012 - Comment of the Day: Menstrual Blends, the Next Big Thing in Coffee

5/23/2012 - Jillian Michaels Has Two Brand New Babies—Oh, And She's Also Dating a Woman

5/23/2012 - Ever-Classy Hustler Photoshops Dick Into Conservative Female Pundit's Mouth

5/23/2012 - Yoko Ono Dances Through Life While the Rest of Us Sadly March

5/23/2012 - Finally, a Chance to Listen to Other Ladies Act Dumb About Sports

5/23/2012 - Does Your Relationship Pass the 1920s Marriage Test?

5/23/2012 - Americans Find Just About Everything More Sinful Than Birth Control

5/23/2012 - Mysterious Underpants Thief Terrorizes West Tennessee

5/23/2012 - Cindy Crawford Seems Kinda Ambivalent About Vogue's New Model Age Rules

5/23/2012 - Danish Teens Prefer Edward Cullen to Jesus

5/23/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: I'm Gonna Pray For Your Soul, Ok?

5/23/2012 - Republicans Bravely Defend Children's Right to Tell Gay Kids They're Going to Hell

5/23/2012 - Venture Capital Firm Has a Sexual Harassment Problem

5/23/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Would Rather Be a Single Mom Than a Fat Bride

5/23/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

5/23/2012 - Arab Spring's Female Cyberactivists are Leaders Offline, Too

5/23/2012 - Lawmakers Won't Let the 'Abortions Cause Breast Cancer' Myth Die

5/23/2012 - Your Parents Have Everything to Do With How You Feel About MTV's Pregnant Teen Programming

5/23/2012 - Looks Like Siri Has Been a Sociopath All Along

5/23/2012 - Noted Dicks at Tosh.0 Use Stolen Fat-Positive Photo to Make Fun of Fat People

5/23/2012 - What's Happened in Missoula Since Our Visit?

5/23/2012 - Plus-Size Model Candice Huffine Is Naked On Another Magazine Cover

5/23/2012 - Oh Great, 'The Rules' Is Back With a Whole New Bunch of Sexist Garbage

5/23/2012 - Mexican Female Politician Poses Topless on Billboard, People Freak

5/23/2012 - Archeologists Discover Jewelry Stash from 1100 B.C.

5/23/2012 - Matthew Fox You Are Scaring Us a Little

5/23/2012 - Artsy-Fartsy Types Get Gussied Up for MoMA Benefit Party

5/23/2012 - Indulge Us: Take the 2012 Gawker Media Census and Win a New iPad

5/23/2012 - Work-Life Balance Isn't Just for Moms—All the Single Ladies Want It Too

5/23/2012 - Why Aren't There Any Women on Facebook's Board?

5/23/2012 - Natalie Portman to Saddle Up and Star in a Dark Western

5/23/2012 - Woman Puts Menstrual Blood in Her Boss's Coffee, Ruins His Mornings Forever

5/23/2012 - Pomegranate Juice Found Guilty of Being a Huge Liar

5/23/2012 - Kid's Adorable To-Do List Will Put Yours to Shame

5/23/2012 - Surfer Tragically Loses Arm to Photoshop Shark

5/23/2012 - Lea Michele and Her Family Love Bonding Over Regrettable Tattoos

5/22/2012 - When the Sun Goes Down, The Entire World Turns to Junk Food

5/22/2012 - Meet the Creepy Lady Robot Who Will Now Help You at the Airport

5/22/2012 - Katie Couric Dons Her Best Hat for the Queen

5/22/2012 - Break Out the Bubbly, The Great Gatsby Trailer Is Finally Here

5/22/2012 - GOP Women Vote to Slam Glass Ceiling Shut Behind Them

5/22/2012 - Comment of the Day: If You're Going to Be Offensive, You Might As Well Do It Right

5/22/2012 - Tilda Swinton Covers Transsexual Fashion Magazine

5/22/2012 - Brad Pitt Teases Us with Talk of the Dream Wedding That May Never Happen

5/22/2012 - Take a Bite Out of Ron Swanson with This Ron Swanson Cake

5/22/2012 - Lady Gaga Has Beyonce Ready with Bail Money

5/22/2012 - Obama Campaign Clarifies that Mitt Romney Did Not Rape any Companies

5/22/2012 - You’re So Not Almost Ready for a Baby, Even If You Think You Are

5/22/2012 - The Fifty Shades of Grey Frenzy Hasn't Even Climaxed Yet

5/22/2012 - Why the Obsession With Muslims and Sex?

5/22/2012 - Oh God, No: Wedding Uggs

5/22/2012 - 15 Thought-Provoking Discussion Questions Every Book Club Should Ask Themselves

5/22/2012 - Wired Magazine Can't Seem to Stop Alienating Women

5/22/2012 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Men of Game of Thrones

5/22/2012 - In First Post-Rehab Interview, The Situation Confirms Plans to Continue Clubbing

5/22/2012 - The Time I Was Reprimanded by Ryan (Fucking) Gosling [Updated]

5/22/2012 - Ridley Scott's Blade Runner Sequel Will Have a Female Lead

5/22/2012 - Supporter of Ohio's Heartbeat Bill Gives Exceptionally Unhinged Speech in Favor of Biblical Law

5/22/2012 - When It Comes to Discrimination, Timing Is Everything

5/22/2012 - Get a Slammin' Summer Bikini Bod With These 5 Easy Steps

5/22/2012 - Lady Who Was 'Too Hot' to Sell Lingerie Sadly Mopes Around for Press

5/22/2012 - Facebook: The Perfect Place to Disown Your Crappy Relatives

5/22/2012 - Johnny Depp Adopted by Comanche Nation; Should We Drop Charges of Redface?

5/22/2012 - Tom Hardy Reads Stories on the Internet About Tom Hardy

5/22/2012 - Colombian Prostitutes More Addictive Than Colombian Cocaine for U.S. Officials

5/22/2012 - Fragrance Awards Fashion Wasn't Too Stinky

5/22/2012 - Baptist Pastor Suggests We Round Up the Gay People and Put Them in a Concentration Camp

5/22/2012 - A Quick, Simple, and Terrifying Guide to Sex Trafficking

5/22/2012 - James Bond Is Back and He Is Frowning

5/22/2012 - 'Call Me Maybe' Business Cards Are the New 'Call Me Maybe'

5/22/2012 - Pervy Troll Successfully Tittybombs Advice Columnists

5/22/2012 - Your Morning Coo: Baby Polar Bear Is Germany's Fuzziest Celebrity

5/22/2012 - Unintelligent Male Attacks Sandra Fluke on Twitter, Wants His Name Magically Scrubbed From Google

5/22/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Is Desperately Searching for the Perfect Dick

5/21/2012 - Track Coach Fired After She Went to Prom With a 17-Year-Old Student

5/21/2012 - Lucky Queen Elizabeth Doesn't Sweat and Never Gets Blisters From Her Shoes

5/21/2012 - Earthquake in Italy Devastates the World's Artisanal Cheese Supply

5/21/2012 - How to Get Over Your Fear of Spiders and Start Caressing Tarantulas

5/21/2012 - Comment of the Day: When Lady Books Become Man Books

5/21/2012 - Without a Trace of Irony, Alanis Morissette Vows to Breastfeed Her Son Until He Asks Her to Stop

5/21/2012 - Sue Sylvester Delivers the Smith College 2012 Commencement Speech

5/21/2012 - Paula Deen Hosts a Butter Blood Drive

5/21/2012 - Would You Put Your Fertility Treatments on Kickstarter?

5/21/2012 - Katy Perry's Grandma Brought her Pimp Cane to the Billboard Music Awards

5/21/2012 - Our Obsession with Longevity is Making our Lives Miserable

5/21/2012 - Zygotes Aren't Entitled to Dead Parent's Benefits, Says Most Twilight Zone-y Supreme Court Ruling Ever

5/21/2012 - Saying 'I'm Not Racist, But' Is the Best Way to Prove You're Definitely Racist

5/21/2012 - Boys Who Talk About Girls: And Now, a Black Guy Weighs In

5/21/2012 - Think Like a Man Is Too Black For France

5/21/2012 - Chris Brown Is as Bad at Lip Syncing as He Is at Being a Decent Human Being

5/21/2012 - University of Notre Dame is Fightin' Contraception Access in Giant Anti-Birth Control Lawsuit

5/21/2012 - Kristen Wiig Will Be The Channing Tatum of 2013

5/21/2012 - The Religious Fanatics Who Want to Protect Men From Women Online

5/21/2012 - Noted Asshat Scott Schuman Has Anxiety Issues

5/21/2012 - White Folks Star in 90% of 2011's Young Adult Book Covers

5/21/2012 - Have You a Man In the Army?

5/21/2012 - Queen Latifah Proud to Be Among 'Her People' at Long Beach Pride Festival

5/21/2012 - Mad Men: Harry Krishna

5/21/2012 - New 'Fiction for Men' to Finally Offer Men the Chance to Read About Men Doing Man Things

5/21/2012 - Iowa Appoints Particularly Unqualified Catholic Priest to Serve on State's Medical Board

5/21/2012 - Kate Moss's Hometown Disowns Her

5/21/2012 - Parenting Makes Dads Happy, Moms Not So Much

5/21/2012 - Paula Deen 'Shocked' to Learn Her Family Owned Slaves

5/21/2012 - Men Are Entering 'Lady Jobs' and Liking It, Too

5/21/2012 - Psychiatrist Who 'Proved' Gays Can Be Cured Says It Was All a Big Mistake

5/21/2012 - Congress Quite Literally Talks Like a Bunch of 15-Year-Olds

5/21/2012 - Will Smith Raps 'Fresh Prince' Theme Song on Graham Norton, Delights Pretty Much Everyone

5/21/2012 - Suddenly All the Kids Have Diabetes

5/21/2012 - Your Cat Could Be Suffering From a Debilitating Condition Called Boredom

5/21/2012 - Bobbi Kristina Makes First Public Appearance Since Whitney Houston's Death

5/20/2012 - Your Snoring Problem Might Be Giving You Cancer

5/20/2012 - Daughter's Hilarious Note Teaches Her Dad a Lesson About Getting Old

5/20/2012 - Even LeBron James Is Addicted to The Hunger Games

5/20/2012 - See All Your Favorite Law & Order Actors Eating Sandwiches

5/20/2012 - The Insane Facebook Song You Didn't Know You Needed But Cannot Live Without

5/20/2012 - Holy Crap, It Now Costs One Million Dollars to Buy a Parking Spot in Manhattan

5/20/2012 - Robin Gibb, Member of the Bee Gees, Has Died

5/20/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Enjoy a Piece of Cake in Honor of Cher's Birthday

5/20/2012 - Contemplate Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Newest Parenting Dilemma

5/20/2012 - Suit Up — It's Summertime

5/20/2012 - Inefficient-Sounding Postnup Agreements Are Becoming More Popular

5/20/2012 - Dust Off Some Vintage Thighlights

5/20/2012 - Malawi’s President Joyce Banda Boldly Stands Up for Gay Rights

5/20/2012 - Latest Mansome Trailer Features Paul Rudd’s Beautiful Mug

5/20/2012 - Study Suggests that Eating Organic Foods Contributes to Moral Depravity

5/20/2012 - Be Our Guest

5/20/2012 - Cannes Film Festival Is Totally Not Sexist, Says Cannes Film Festival

5/20/2012 - Everyone Wave Goodbye to Kristen Wiig

5/20/2012 - Megan Ellison Embodies All You Think You Hate About Lena Dunham’s Privilege

5/20/2012 - Swashbuckler Shia LaBeouf Has Landed in the South of France

5/20/2012 - Hundreds of Pet Owls Abandoned by Overly-Literal Harry Potter Fans

5/20/2012 - The Wedding of New York City’s Highest-Ranking, Openly Gay Official Sounds Like It Was Awesome

5/20/2012 - Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy Are Hollywood’s Newest Cop BFFs

5/19/2012 - Open Thread: Mick Jagger Can't Get No Satisfaction (Or Can He?) On SNL

5/19/2012 - Saturday Night Social: That Time Dan Harmon Got Fired And A Squirrel Got Drunk

5/19/2012 - Chick And Cat Snuggle, Cat Not Really Into It

5/19/2012 - Huzzah! NAACP Endorses Same-Sex Marriage

5/19/2012 - Dan Harmon's Full Thoughts On Being Dumped From Community

5/19/2012 - Ben-Wah Balls Brought To You By 50 Shades Of Grey And The Internet

5/19/2012 - "Mahalo, Motherfcker" And All Of Rihanna's Other Lines In Battleship*

5/19/2012 - Rhythm Is A (Naked) Dancer, Says Non-Judgmental Dita Von Teese

5/19/2012 - Every Time Some Professional-Woman-Drinking Trend Piece Says Or Implies "Sex And The City Culture," Take A Drink

5/19/2012 - Get Thigh On Life (And Hugs)

5/19/2012 - Saturated Fat Makes Us Dumber

5/19/2012 - And Here Is A Macy's Necklace That Resembles An Inflamed Vulva

5/19/2012 - Are The Mommy Wars Declaring A Cease-Fire? (Probs Not, But We Can Hope)

5/19/2012 - It's True What They Say About April Showers

5/19/2012 - Samantha Brick Calls All French Women Nasty Hawk Rottweiler Crone Sluts

5/19/2012 - Goofy, Endearing Dog Knows How To Ride A Bike

5/19/2012 - Taylor Swift Awesomely Got Bored Of Tim Tebow In Five Seconds And Might Be Dating Mark Foster Now

5/18/2012 - Will Smith Smacks Ukrainian Reporter in the Face After Attempted Kiss

5/18/2012 - Happy Anniversary: 10 Magical Moments of Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison's Marriage

5/18/2012 - Father Accidentally Teaches His Daughter How to Be a Foul-Mouthed Sports Fan

5/18/2012 - Rihanna Would Like Us to Stop Riding Her Dick

5/18/2012 - Star of Acclaimed Cannes Film in Prison for Murder

5/18/2012 - The Night Belongs to Tina Fey!

5/18/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

5/18/2012 - When Laws Designed to Protect Pregnant Women End Up Imprisoning Them

5/18/2012 - 80 Year-Old-Grandmother Brings Her Family Values Rap to America's Got Talent

5/18/2012 - How To Embellish Any T-Shirt (With Designer Natalie Chanin!)

5/18/2012 - Study Ruins Eating for Two by Proving It's Safe for Pregnant Women to Diet

5/18/2012 - Your Boyfriend Donald Glover Might Appear on Season 2 of Girls

5/18/2012 - TGIF!

5/18/2012 - Awesome 23-Year-Old Photographer Travels Around the World Interviewing Wartime Women

5/18/2012 - Here's Some Really Depressing News About Depressed Stay-At-Home Moms

5/18/2012 - The Ultimate Guide To Every International Jersey Shore Knockoff

5/18/2012 - Meet the Awesome Female Pilots of Ghana

5/18/2012 - Get Yourself Some Flowers Today

5/18/2012 - Recreational Viagra Use Makes Dudes Bad in Bed

5/18/2012 - Why I'm Afraid of Social Tweedia

5/18/2012 - Judge Judy Launches a Website and Vlog Series

5/18/2012 - A Cupcake Is Never Just a Cupcake: The Psycho-Sexuality of a Twee Treat

5/18/2012 - MTV to Air Yet Another Show About an Unplanned Pregnancy

5/18/2012 - What, Exactly, Does a Feminist Look Like?

5/18/2012 - Here's That Sex and the City Prequel You Didn't Ask For

5/18/2012 - Check Out the Horrifically Inappropriate Outfit That Got a 14-Year-Old Sent to the Principal's Office

5/18/2012 - Here Is Gilbert Gottfried Reading Aloud from Fifty Shades of Grey

5/18/2012 - You Can Now Vote For America's Next Top Model

5/18/2012 - Strapless Wedding Dresses, We Are on to Your Bullshit

5/18/2012 - Try Not to Picture Al Gore Having Sex as You Read This Thing About His New Girlfriend

5/18/2012 - 'Nighttime Fasting,' Your New Fad Diet

5/18/2012 - Mississippi GOP Not So Proud of that Coat Hanger Abortion Endorsement Anymore

5/18/2012 - Bradley Cooper Is Stressed Out and Making Bad Decisions in The Words

5/18/2012 - What to Expect When You're Expecting: Financial Ruin, Basically

5/18/2012 - Donald Trump Hates Women as Much as He Loves Money

5/18/2012 - Your Morning Aww: Kashmiri School Children Sing 'Rolling in the Deep'

5/18/2012 - 16-Year-Old Pageant Queen Stripped of Her Crown for Looking 'Too Western'

5/18/2012 - Broke-Ass Millennials Are Spending More On Luxury Goods Than Ever Before

5/18/2012 - YA Books Aren't Teaching Kids How to Swear, But Let's Go Ahead and Blame Them Anyhow

5/18/2012 - Jackass Congressman Says Obama Is Not an American 'in His Heart'

5/18/2012 - Even Straight Guys Want to Fuck Joe Manganiello, Says Channing Tatum

5/17/2012 - Woman's Shorts Burst Into Flames After She Picks Up Some Nice Rocks on the Beach

5/17/2012 - Watch Zooey Deschanel's Hilarious Brother Jooey Push All of Siri's Buttons

5/17/2012 - Be Careful, Queen Elizabeth, There's a Giant Rhino Behind You

5/17/2012 - Flesh-Eating Bacteria Attacks a Mother of Newborn Twins in South Carolina

5/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: What If Obama Is Really a Time-Traveling Black Einstein?

5/17/2012 - 50 Cent Is in the Hospital, But Is He Dying or Just Dying for Attention?

5/17/2012 - Adorable Dog Won't Give Up on His Dreams of Fitting Through a Door with a Broom in his Mouth

5/17/2012 - Twitter Says Goodbye to Donna Summer

5/17/2012 - How Many Times Has Abed Said the Word 'Cool' on Community?

5/17/2012 - 'Black Madam' on Trial for Illegal (and Deadly) Butt Injections

5/17/2012 - 'Is This Feminist?' Blog Hilariously Declares Everything Problematic

5/17/2012 - Congresswoman Who Was Raped Understandably Pissed at Passage of Weaksauce Violence Against Women Act

5/17/2012 - Some Choice Excerpts from the WSJ's Inexplicable 1,500 Word Essay on Hair Dye

5/17/2012 - The 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival Opens with Big Glamour and Big Mistakes

5/17/2012 - Racing Fans Freak Out Over Congresswoman's Proposal to Cut Government NASCAR Sponsorship

5/17/2012 - You Should Probably Dump That Asshole

5/17/2012 - Republican Dudes Won't Let DC's Female Delegate Speak Against Abortion Ban in the District

5/17/2012 - Here's Your Behind-The-Scenes Look at Lady Gaga on The Simpsons

5/17/2012 - Why is Pop Science Obsessed with 'Gaydar'?

5/17/2012 - Rihanna Does Whatever She Wants With Her Vagina and for Some Reason That's a Problem

5/17/2012 - Pinterest Worth the Most Twee Billion Dollars Ever

5/17/2012 - Meats Are for Boys, Veggies Are for Girls, Nonsense Is for Everyone

5/17/2012 - Morons Disappointed to Learn Most Babies Born in America Are Not White

5/17/2012 - Channing Tatum Chaperoned Matthew McConaughey's First Trip to a Male Strip Show

5/17/2012 - U.S. State Dept. Takes Issue With 'Nipple Cozies'

5/17/2012 - Siri Acts Catty and Snotty When Asked About Close Friend Zooey Deschanel

5/17/2012 - Condom Company Wants to Know What Won't You Put in Your Vagina

5/17/2012 - In 65 Years of the Cannes Film Festival, Only One Woman Has Been Awarded the Palme D'Or

5/17/2012 - Donna Summer Dead at 63; Heaven Knows She Will Be Missed

5/17/2012 - Jennifer Lopez Wears Swimsuits For Vogue

5/17/2012 - GOP Group Calls Obama 'Metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln,' Which Sounds Totally Awesome

5/17/2012 - A Clever Plan to Breed White Ladies Out of Existence

5/17/2012 - How to Kill a Meme: The 'Call Me Maybe' Dance-Off

5/17/2012 - Catholic University Drops Student Health Insurance Rather Than Pay for Birth Control

5/17/2012 - World's Oldest Yoga Teacher Might Also Be World's Happiest Person

5/17/2012 - Mickey Mouse Is Totally Cool With Gay Marriage (in Japan, Anyhow)

5/17/2012 - That Coffee You're Chugging Is What's Keeping You Alive, Actually

5/17/2012 - New Mom Aishwarya Rai Is Too Fat, Say Assholes

5/16/2012 - Terrible Cops Tase a Pregnant Woman Three Times for Speeding

5/16/2012 - Global Warming Makes Maple Syrup 'Yucky,' Ruins Breakfasts Everywhere

5/16/2012 - Robert Kennedy Jr's Wife Found Dead at 52

5/16/2012 - Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman

5/16/2012 - Comment of the Day: What's the Heaviest Part of Tyra's Body?

5/16/2012 - James Franco Gets in Petty Internet Spat After Writer Says He's Petty

5/16/2012 - Lena Dunham Catches Donald Glover Red-Handed

5/16/2012 - James Lipton Gives Mitt Romney an Acting Lesson in Being Human

5/16/2012 - This Is What Happens if You Ask Brian Williams About Diane Sawyer's Face

5/16/2012 - Your Zits Aren't Special

5/16/2012 - The Cutest Tribute to the Beastie Boys' MCA Yet

5/16/2012 - I Gave Birth to a Phone Baby, and I Had to Take Care of It for a Day

5/16/2012 - Abortion Fund Hotline Worker Helps You Combat Annoying Anti-Choice Myths

5/16/2012 - Meet Mykki Blanco, the New (Drag) Queen of Hip Hop

5/16/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon's Dad Is a Hoarder

5/16/2012 - Why a Wife Beater, Mail Order Bride Service, and Men's Rights Group Improbably Joined Forces

5/16/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

5/16/2012 - Skechers to Pay $40 Million Settlement for Totally Lying About Their Stupid Butt-Shoes

5/16/2012 - Tyra Banks Says, 'No More Eating Disorders.' Eating Disorders Agree, Go Away Forever

5/16/2012 - Please Stop Contributing to Bristol Palin's Persecution Complex

5/16/2012 - There Are Sex Toys, and Then There Are Christian Sex Toys

5/16/2012 - Here's a Music Video Starring Karl Lagerfeld and Snoop Dogg in St. Tropez, and It Is Amazing

5/16/2012 - Chloë Sevigny Does Not Enjoy Going to Fashion Shows Unless She's Getting Paid

5/16/2012 - Congrats, New Grads! By the Way, You Don't Know Anything

5/16/2012 - If You're Knocked Up in Kansas and Don't Want to Be, You Better Hope You Get the Right Pharmacist

5/16/2012 - Is the 'Boomerang Generation' Just a Media Myth?

5/16/2012 - Today in Adorably Indulgent Baby Videos: Wherein a Dog Teaches an Infant to Crawl

5/16/2012 - Sugar Is Making Us Stupid

5/16/2012 - Catholic Priest Has Encouraging (But Still Verboten) Sexual Relationship With Adult Woman

5/16/2012 - Why France's New First Lady Is Straight-Up Awesome

5/16/2012 - That Poll Saying Romney Leads Obama Among Women? Total Crap

5/16/2012 - Now You Can Jill Off to Fifty Shades of Grey in the Real Fifty Shades of Grey Penthouse

5/16/2012 - How to Confuse and Terrify a Bunch of 4-Year-Olds

5/16/2012 - Do You Have Tapeworms In Your Brain? Maybe.

5/16/2012 - Over-the-Counter HIV Test Could Be Coming Soon to a Drugstore Near You

5/16/2012 - Someone Get Schwarzenegger on the Horn: Nick Stahl Is Missing

5/15/2012 - When It Comes to Mattresses, People Are Opting for Good Sleep Over Good Sex

5/15/2012 - Cute Ad Encourages You to Keep Your Pet from Turning Into a Teen Mom

5/15/2012 - Barack Obama Bends It With Beckham

5/15/2012 - You Might Want to Get Your Whooping Cough Vaccine Since There's an Epidemic Brewing

5/15/2012 - Uh Oh. Anne Hathaway Doesn't Sound So Good in Les Mis

5/15/2012 - Comment of the Day: Julianne Moore Is the Scariest Mother Ever

5/15/2012 - Ellen Degeneres Has a Super Tuesday, Wins Big Comedy Prize and Sells Her House to Ryan Seacrest

5/15/2012 - Are These the 50 Best "Very Special" Episodes?

5/15/2012 - Well, This Is Just an Extremely Cute Photo of a Young Molly Ringwald

5/15/2012 - What's the Best Way for Women to Trick Their Husbands Into Buying Them Shoes?

5/15/2012 - Virginia Rejects Judge For Being Too Gay for the Gavel

5/15/2012 - Your Jerky Ovaries Are Tricking You Into Picking Bad Boys

5/15/2012 - How a WNBA Star Met Her Future Wife

5/15/2012 - Exactly How Much Money Have 'Fiscal Conservatives' Wasted Defending Unconstitutional Abortion Laws?

5/15/2012 - Amy Pond Wants on Inspector Spacetime

5/15/2012 - Match.com Attempts to 'Revolutionize' Online Dating by Setting People Up Offline

5/15/2012 - Georgia Woman Slowly Recovering from the Flesh-Eating Infection that Claimed Her Leg

5/15/2012 - Advice From the Real Olivia Pope

5/15/2012 - The Perfume-Spraying Robot That Tells You How Popular You Are Online

5/15/2012 - Barack Obama Is a Reluctant Fan of the Kardashians

5/15/2012 - Adam Scott and Nick Offerman Might Accept an Offer to Hang in Your Dorm Room

5/15/2012 - 37,000-Year-Old Caveman Porno Found in France

5/15/2012 - Grinding Teens Sprayed With Lysol at Worst Prom Ever

5/15/2012 - Sneak Peek at the Final Season of OG Teen Mom

5/15/2012 - The Bachelorette is Racist Against Interesting People

5/15/2012 - Kim Kardashian's IMDb Bio Gets an Awesome Rewrite, Examining Socio-Economic Implications of Her Talentless Rise to Fame

5/15/2012 - Why Neither Liberals Nor Conservatives Can Crack the Teen Pregnancy Problem

5/15/2012 - Queen Latifah and the Case for Not Coming Out

5/15/2012 - Rape Accusation Victim Dominique Strauss-Kahn Sues Woman He Allegedly Assaulted

5/15/2012 - Tan Model Isabeli Fontana And Rohan Marley Are Getting Married

5/15/2012 - Someday Buying a Vibrator Will Be as Boring as Buying an iPod

5/15/2012 - Someone Is Touching Your Boyfriend Michael Fassbender on the New Cover of GQ

5/15/2012 - Warring Exes Engage in $60K Custody Battle Over Pet Dog

5/15/2012 - Who Was the Fairest of Them All at the Snow White Premiere?

5/15/2012 - 'Angry Stripper' Files Lawsuit Against Newspaper That Fired Her

5/15/2012 - Women May Resort to Coat Hanger Abortions, 'But, Hey,' Says Republican Named Bubba

5/15/2012 - Fashion Doesn't Need to Make Women Feel Like Shit in Order to Make Us Go Shopping

5/15/2012 - Sleepwalking Linked to Depression, OCD, and Hilarious Sandwiches

5/15/2012 - Jay-Z in Favor of Gay Marriage: 'It's The Right Thing to Do'

5/15/2012 - Finally, a Real Reason to Cry Over Spilled Milk

5/15/2012 - Who Gives a Shit if Mitt Romney is Nice to People He Already Likes?

5/15/2012 - America's Finest Educators Dance Bomb Their Students

5/15/2012 - Julianne Moore is Set to Become the Most Terrifying Mother in Cinematic History

5/14/2012 - Relax, Your Bangs Aren't Ruining Your Eyes

5/14/2012 - One in Three Autistic Adults Can't Find a Job

5/14/2012 - Justin Kirk Would Like to Show You His Monkey

5/14/2012 - Wearing These Penis Leggings Will Turn You Into a Total Dick

5/14/2012 - Mitt Romney Seeks an 'Incredibly Boring White Guy' to be His Vice President

5/14/2012 - Comment of the Day: But What About Poor Old Clitoris?

5/14/2012 - Modern Family's Sarah Hyland Reveals She Had a Secret Kidney Transplant

5/14/2012 - The Vaginal Ring to End All Vaginal Rings Might Be Coming Your Way Soon

5/14/2012 - Nancy Sinatra Is Holding On to a Mean Grudge

5/14/2012 - The Myth of the 'Repeat Abortion' is Both Ridiculous and Dangerous

5/14/2012 - Banning Texting While Walking Might Be a Bit Much

5/14/2012 - The Pinterest Serial Killer Is Totally 'Cray'

5/14/2012 - Firing Employees for Choosing to be Gay Should Be Just Fine, Says Lawmaker who Chose to be Religious

5/14/2012 - Boys Who Talk About Girls: Break Ups 2 Make Ups

5/14/2012 - The Mindy Project Looks Hilarious and Kaling-ful

5/14/2012 - Get Drunk on Red Wine and Cure Alzheimer's!

5/14/2012 - TMZ Makes Fat Jokes About Bryce Dallas Howard's Post-Baby Body on Freaking Mother's Day [Updated]

5/14/2012 - Why Not Watch Some Hot Men Toss Vinyl Around?

5/14/2012 - Most Popular Baby Girls' Names Sounding More and More Like Genitalia

5/14/2012 - President Obama Encourages Female College Grads to be 'Stylish and Powerful'

5/14/2012 - Why I Love Weird Porn

5/14/2012 - Wannabe Grandmas are Paying Big Bucks to Freeze Their Daughters' Eggs

5/14/2012 - Mad Men: The Ghosts of Marriages Past

5/14/2012 - Psychologist Proposes Women Admit How Old We Are

5/14/2012 - Women Aren't Suing Over Unequal Pay

5/14/2012 - Kim Kardashian Will Shoot For Vogue, Any Vogue

5/14/2012 - 'Pro Family' Conservative States Aren't Doing Squat to Make Life Easier for Families

5/14/2012 - Why Has it Taken so Long for a Show Like Scandal to get the Green Light?

5/14/2012 - Do Your Favorite Book Characters Change Your Life?

5/14/2012 - Newsweek Declares Barack Obama Gay

5/14/2012 - Great Moments From the Michelle Obama-Oprah Feud That Never Was

5/14/2012 - Bottles, Pacifiers, and Batteries Are All Out to Destroy Your Baby

5/14/2012 - Texting Ladies Is Really Hard

5/14/2012 - Diet Slurpees for Women: For When You Hate Being Fat but Love Icy Diarrhea

5/14/2012 - Of Course Cee-Lo's Cat Is on the Cover of Fast Company

5/14/2012 - Chiropractic Treatments Might Not Be as Safe as Reported

5/14/2012 - Demi Lovato Is Your New X Factor Judge

5/13/2012 - Your Evening Cry: A Son Lovingly Describes His Mother's Final Moments

5/13/2012 - Founder of Mother's Day Wishes You Would Stop With All the Flowers and Cards

5/13/2012 - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Get Serious

5/13/2012 - Cool Cat Devours a Slice of Watermelon Like It's No Big Deal

5/13/2012 - Terrible State Senator Says His Opponent Is Only Running Because Her Husband Made Her Do It

5/13/2012 - Obama and Romney Go Head-to-Head in Mother's Day Video Showdown

5/13/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Spice Up Your Mom's Life

5/13/2012 - Femen Protester Almost Nabs the Mystical Euro Cup

5/13/2012 - Lucy Liu Will Play Watson in New Sherlock Holmes Show, If You Can Dig It

5/13/2012 - Italian Abortion Rights Under Fire During Mother’s Day Protests in Rome

5/13/2012 - Stuck on Glute

5/13/2012 - Here Are Your Moms' Most Unintentionally Hilarious Moments

5/13/2012 - Mother’s Day for Orangutans Is Like an Ironic Independence Day

5/13/2012 - Betty White Adorably Reveals Her Much-Anticipated Presidential Endorsement

5/13/2012 - This Is What the Spooky, Scary Dark Shadows Premiere Looked Like in Japan

5/13/2012 - All-Girl Team Wins Science Competition with Ingenious Pasteurization Contraption

5/13/2012 - Taking Your Mom to Hooters for the Free Mother’s Day Wings Is Probably a Mistake

5/13/2012 - Time Really Should Have Photoshopped Out the Chair on Breastfeeding Cover

5/13/2012 - Puppies Are Running an Exam-Week Racket on College Campuses

5/13/2012 - Innocents Abroad

5/13/2012 - Return of the Bros Riles Columbia Students

5/13/2012 - Now You Can Treat Mother’s Day Like Tax Day

5/13/2012 - Best Mom Ever Dina Lohan Is Super Proud of Daughter Lindsay’s TV Stardom

5/12/2012 - Open Thread: Prodigal Son Will Ferrell Returns

5/12/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Mom Would Just Love Queen Elizabeth II's Panties

5/12/2012 - Who Is Aimee Copland And Why Is Everyone Suddenly Even More Freaked Out About Flesh-Eating Bacteria Than Usual?

5/12/2012 - Roger Feder-Who?

5/12/2012 - Meet Betsy Franco, Manic Pixie Dream Mom And/Or The Spirit Of Mother's Day

5/12/2012 - Magic Genius Toddler Acts Like Normal Toddler On The Today Show

5/12/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Is Laughing At Her Mom All The Way To The Bank

5/12/2012 - American University's Student Government President Comes Out As Trans

5/12/2012 - On "Girl-Centric" Video Games

5/12/2012 - Thigh Drama

5/12/2012 - Men And Women Shit Themselves About Unemployment Differently

5/12/2012 - TV Moms Are Wise And Sometimes Dickheads In This Supercut

5/12/2012 - 70-Year-Old British Cabaret Singer Ready To Lose Her Virginity Now

5/12/2012 - Kate Is For Teal

5/12/2012 - It's Saturday Morning So Here's The Newest Terrible Law Signed By Vaginal Grinch Jan Brewer

5/12/2012 - My Cherie Amour, A Stevie Wonder Novel By V.C. Andrews™

5/11/2012 - William Balfour Found Guilty of Murdering Jennifer Hudson's Family

5/11/2012 - Molly Ringwald Cannot Hang With Attachment Parents

5/11/2012 - The Night Belongs To Shohreh Aghdashloo

5/11/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

5/11/2012 - TGIF!

5/11/2012 - How To Make Surrealist Schiaparelli Sunglasses

5/11/2012 - A Real-Time Reaction to Kitty Pryde's 'Okay Cupid'

5/11/2012 - Retiring NARAL President Worried Young Women Don't Care Enough About Their Rights

5/11/2012 - Coming-Of-Age Stories About Girls? 'Creepy,' Says Some Old Dude

5/11/2012 - Pop Quiz: What Do You Do When Your Kid’s Daycare Moves Next to the Freeway?

5/11/2012 - Is Sleeping in on the Weekends Making You Fat?

5/11/2012 - This Mother's Day, Give the Gift of WTF

5/11/2012 - University's Code of Conduct Warns Against Abortion, Witchcraft, and Female Immodesty

5/11/2012 - Mr. Clean Ad Tries to Enlist a Legion of ‘Man Maids’ for Mother’s Day

5/11/2012 - Barack Obama Was Also a Bully, Shriek Conservative Pundits Who Didn't Care Until Yesterday

5/11/2012 - North Carolina Continues Assy Streak by Arresting Lesbian Applying for Marriage License

5/11/2012 - Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon Battle it Out for Tight Pant Supremacy

5/11/2012 - Catholic High School Throws a Tantrum Over Facing a Girl in Arizona Baseball Championship

5/11/2012 - Sisters of Boy Mitt Romney Bullied Horrified by News of Cruel 'Pranks'

5/11/2012 - Bankrupt Betsey Johnson Is Now In Liquidation

5/11/2012 - How Do You Protect Your Daughter from Your Mother's Bullshit?

5/11/2012 - Vaginal Rings and Patches Found to Cause More Blood Clots Than the Pill

5/11/2012 - Documentarian Tries but Does Not Quite Succeed at Justifying Pedophilia

5/11/2012 - There Was a Friday Night Lights Reunion at the Battleship Premiere

5/11/2012 - Catholic Bishops Launch an Investigation Into the Evil Sex-Mongering Girl Scouts

5/11/2012 - A State-By-State Guide to 2012's Anti-Choice Laws (So Far)

5/11/2012 - Breastfeeding Mom From Time Cover: 'It's Not Right For Everybody'

5/11/2012 - Vegan Group Stupidly Demands Obama to Stop Eating Delicious Food in Public

5/11/2012 - Jack the Ripper May Really Have Been Jill the Ripper

5/11/2012 - Despite Their Best Efforts, Gay People Fail to Destroy the Military

5/11/2012 - Adele Walks Around London in her Pajamas to Avoid Detection

5/10/2012 - Good News: The 2012 Apocalypse Isn't Happening After All

5/10/2012 - The Time Breastfeeding Cover Is Your Newest Meme

5/10/2012 - Hilary Swank, Mariska Hargitay, and Debra Messing Have the Time of Their Lives

5/10/2012 - Man Loses 130 Pounds with Diamond Dallas Page's EXTREME YOGA

5/10/2012 - Two Kidnapped Girls Found Safe After Their Mother and Sister Were Murdered

5/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: How to Stop Romney From Bullying Gay People

5/10/2012 - NBC Upsets Us All by Apparently Ending 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, and Community

5/10/2012 - Ultimate Cute Showdown: Feeding Tiger Cubs Vs. Baby Bear Conga Line

5/10/2012 - Kris Jenner Gets the a Bad Case of the Sharts

5/10/2012 - The World According to Stock Photos of Women

5/10/2012 - Michele Bachmann Renounces Swiss Citizenship Because She Loves America So Much

5/10/2012 - Are Men Attracted to What They Think Other Men Approve Of?

5/10/2012 - Crazy Orange Camo Lobster Caught Off the Coast of Maine

5/10/2012 - Coach Taylor, Dream Husband, Joins Martin Scorsese's Newest Picture

5/10/2012 - Wow, It's an Incredibly Depressing Time to Be a Recent College Graduate

5/10/2012 - Beards Contain Multitudes

5/10/2012 - The Exquisite Pain of Performing for a Bachelorette Party

5/10/2012 - Folks in Arizona Are Buying Birth Control on the Black Market

5/10/2012 - Homophobic 'Protest' from One Million Moms Actually Boosting JC Penney's Reputation

5/10/2012 - Anna Wintour Made A Date With Stephen Colbert At Long John Silver's

5/10/2012 - What's The Most Unintentionally Funny Thing Your Mother's Ever Said to You?

5/10/2012 - Superhero Named 'Asthma Warrior' Keeps Michigan Streets Safe from Ne'er-do-wells, Pollen

5/10/2012 - Bristol Palin Blames Glee for President Obama's Gay Marriage Stance

5/10/2012 - Speed Dating Event for Skinny Women Only Sounds Terrible

5/10/2012 - My Weekend In America's So-Called 'Rape Capital'

5/10/2012 - Hey Girl, Here's the Trailer for Ryan Gosling's New Gangster Flick

5/10/2012 - H&M Makes Model Look Really, Really, Really Tan

5/10/2012 - Argentina Makes Sex-Change Surgery History with New Gender Identity Law

5/10/2012 - A Mindy Kaling Sitcom Is Headed for Our Televisions

5/10/2012 - Mitt Romney Says He Doesn't Remember Being a Little Shit Who Bullied Kids He Thought Were Gay

5/10/2012 - Creeps Actually Give Us the Creeps (and the Chills)

5/10/2012 - Attachment Parenting: Freakish or Feminist?

5/10/2012 - Catholic League Protesting Daily Show by Sending Advertisers Pictures of a Woman's Crotch

5/10/2012 - Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd Will Romance Each Other in They Came Together

5/10/2012 - Trustees of All-Male College Want to Keep Tradition of No Girls Allowed

5/10/2012 - Now Here's Prince Charles with the Weather

5/10/2012 - Do You Really Want to Know What's Going on in Your Dog's Brain?

5/10/2012 - Fifty Shades of Grey Banned From Libraries for Being Too Racy and Poorly Written

5/10/2012 - Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are Expecting a Real-Life Human Baby

5/9/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Child Cancer Patients Perform Lip Dub of Kelly Clarkson's Stronger

5/9/2012 - How Robin Roberts Scored Her Exclusive Gay Marriage Interview With Obama

5/9/2012 - Christina Applegate Never Passes Up a Chance to Fondle Maya Rudolph

5/9/2012 - The FDA Is Poised to Approve the First Drug To Prevent HIV Infections

5/9/2012 - Giving Women the Vote Was a Huge Mistake, Says Fox News Dude

5/9/2012 - Comment of the Day: What Hillary's Bare Face Reveals

5/9/2012 - Even Robert Pattinson Knows the Twilight Movies Are Crap

5/9/2012 - Lena Dunham Offers the POTUS Her Hand In Gay Matrimony

5/9/2012 - Sexy Model Lends Necessary Air of Perviness to Mexican Presidential Debate

5/9/2012 - Maurice Sendak Reflects on Life and Death

5/9/2012 - From 'War on Marriage' to 'Playing Politics': Let the Obama Gay Marriage Backlash Begin

5/9/2012 - Johnny Depp Gets the Draw Something Treatment

5/9/2012 - Is it Cool for Straight Dudes to Hit on Lesbians Online? (No)

5/9/2012 - Being Mean to Fat People Is Pointless: A Good Old-Fashioned Plea for Civility

5/9/2012 - Frat Guy Throws Beer Bottle at Black Student, Calls Him 'Trayvon'

5/9/2012 - Here Is Snooki As You've Never Seen Her Before

5/9/2012 - Female Indian Grads Aren't Necessarily Keen on Working

5/9/2012 - Mythical 'Pro Choice Republican' Discovered Defending Planned Parenthood

5/9/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

5/9/2012 - Jon Hamm's Dating Advice to Teenage Girls: Everybody Farts

5/9/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Rihanna Is Probably Drunk and High Right Now

5/9/2012 - President Obama: 'Same Sex Couples Should Be Able to Get Married'

5/9/2012 - Sky Blue, Water Wet, Achievements of Female Scientists Continually Ignored by Men

5/9/2012 - Who Needs Fallopian Tubes Anyway?

5/9/2012 - Opening Ceremony Hacked, Customer Credit Card Data Compromised for Months

5/9/2012 - The Connection Between Risky Sex and Neighborhood Violence

5/9/2012 - Tom Gabel of Punk Band Against Me! Comes Out as Transgender

5/9/2012 - Expect Pants at the What to Expect Premiere

5/9/2012 - Supporters of Anti-Gay Marriage Amendment Prove They're Assholes With Incredibly Tacky Victory Party

5/9/2012 - Stripper Mom Selling Hot Dogs Charged With Prostitution

5/9/2012 - Maker of Plan B to Hold Big Contraceptapalooza Fundraiser for Mitt Romney

5/9/2012 - Orangutans Join the iPad Generation

5/9/2012 - What We're Really Talking About When We Talk About Hillary Clinton Without Makeup

5/9/2012 - Fox's New Dating Show Doesn't Grant Equal Time to the Ladies

5/9/2012 - Your Long Commute: The Newest Thing Probably Killing You

5/9/2012 - Congrats, Europe: Michele Bachmann Is Officially Your Problem, Too

5/9/2012 - Girl Scout Cookie Candy Bars Are Really Happening, People

5/9/2012 - Nicole Richie Finds Her Mixed-Race Hair to Be a Pain in the Ass

5/8/2012 - Horrible Parents Drive With Their Four Kids Strapped to the Car

5/8/2012 - Good Things Happens When You Pose the Men of The Avengers Like Women

5/8/2012 - Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer Have Perfected the Art of the Side-Eye

5/8/2012 - North Carolina Sadly Votes to Constitutionally Ban Gay Marriage

5/8/2012 - Hillary Clinton Boldly Goes Before the Cameras With No Makeup On

5/8/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Tale of Two Snookis

5/8/2012 - Anna Wintour Gives Kim Kardashian the Ultimate Diss

5/8/2012 - Little Girl Schools Puppy In Cutest Pooping Tutorial Ever

5/8/2012 - Azealia Banks Has the Logical Reaction to Meeting Beyonce

5/8/2012 - Soldier Dies in Afghanistan, Leaving Two Wives to Fight Over His Stuff

5/8/2012 - Rebecca Black Is Back with a Whole New Black Attack

5/8/2012 - The Three Hands-Down, Absolutely, Unquestionably Best Outfits at the Met Ball

5/8/2012 - Jon Hamm and Reggie Watts Improvise a Song About Taxi, Everything Is Right in the World

5/8/2012 - When Motherhood Never Happens

5/8/2012 - Tuesday Night Drinking Game: Rick Santorum on The Tonight Show Edition

5/8/2012 - Breastfeeding Moms Plan Massive, Unnecessary Protest

5/8/2012 - A Fantastic Evisceration of the Ashton Kutcher PopChips Ad

5/8/2012 - New Girl Creator on Female Characters: 'There Is a Double Standard'

5/8/2012 - The Best, Worst, and God Awful Looks from the Met Ball

5/8/2012 - The Dictator Says 'Mitchell Romney' Could Make a Great Dictator

5/8/2012 - Game Of Thrones Fashion: You Know You Love It

5/8/2012 - Goofball Kids Do Best Gotye Lipdub Yet

5/8/2012 - Why Not Require a 72-Hour Waiting Period for Every Major Life Decision?

5/8/2012 - The 92 'Species' of Women, According to an Incredibly Stupid Dude From a P90X Video

5/8/2012 - Supermodel And Billionaire Luxury Magnate Settle Child-Support Case

5/8/2012 - Why Aren't There More Gay People In Ads?

5/8/2012 - President Obama Fine With Gay Marriage as Long as It Doesn't Try to Flirt With Him

5/8/2012 - The Best Parts From Chapter One of Snooki's Sophomore Novel

5/8/2012 - If Your Kid Is Fat, You Might Not Even Know It

5/8/2012 - Maurice Sendak Had Little Tolerance for Bullshit, and Other Fond Memories

5/8/2012 - Your Facebook Addiction May Really Be an Addiction

5/8/2012 - Millenials Are a Bunch of Entitled Trustafarians With Enabling Parents, Says Cranky Coot of a Survey

5/8/2012 - Most Girls Aren't Finishing the Required Series of HPV Vaccines

5/8/2012 - Tiny Dog Can Inflate Itself Like an Adorable Balloon

5/8/2012 - First Pics Show That Charlize Theron’s Son Is in the Lead for Cutest Celebrity Baby

5/8/2012 - Maurice Sendak, Author of 'Where the Wild Things Are,' Dies at 83

5/7/2012 - Rick Santorum Endorses Mitt Romney via Middle of the Night Whisper

5/7/2012 - Lena Dunham Responds to the Critics Who Say Girls Isn't Diverse Enough

5/7/2012 - Science Discovers That Sperm Aren't So Much Swimmers As They Are Crawlers

5/7/2012 - Making Your Nails Look Like Duck Feet Is the Newest Horrible Trend

5/7/2012 - Comment of the Day: Caught in a Bear Bromance

5/7/2012 - Matthew Fox Went Out for a Late Night Snack and Got Busted for a DUI

5/7/2012 - Olivia Wilde Spends 7 Minutes in Heaven

5/7/2012 - Sharon Needles Encourages Us to Explore Beyond the Rainbow

5/7/2012 - Astrologers Attempt to Make Sense of the Kim and Kanye Thing

5/7/2012 - Tina Fey Gives Zach Galifianakis the What For on Between Two Ferns

5/7/2012 - New App Will Help Men Avoid Unnamed Smelly Sexual Horror

5/7/2012 - Did You Catch the Cameo By the Controversial Girls Writer in Last Night's Episode?

5/7/2012 - Rapey Cop Given 75-Year Sentence

5/7/2012 - The Crazy Hats of the Kentucky Derby

5/7/2012 - Polar Bears Become Best Bros, Put Each Other Before Hos

5/7/2012 - Mad Men: Putting Pete Campbell on Suicide Watch

5/7/2012 - Governor Who Cut Funding for Sexual Assault Victims Has Son Who Was Charged With Sexual Assault

5/7/2012 - Boys Who Talk About Girls: The Show Just Doesn't Get Guys Right

5/7/2012 - Study Shows Women are Plenty 'Informed' About What Abortion is Without an Ultrasound & Lecture

5/7/2012 - The Porniest City in America Is Quite Family Friendly

5/7/2012 - Eating Yogurt Turns Mice into Giant-Balled Seduction Machines

5/7/2012 - The Job Market Sucks, But More Black Women Are Working

5/7/2012 - Terrible New Attack on Abortion Clinic Landlord Delightfully Backfires

5/7/2012 - The Met Ball Is Tonight, and Vogue Editors Must Submit Their Hairstyles for Anna Wintour's Approval

5/7/2012 - Incredibly Fat Cat Has Passed Away

5/7/2012 - Rick Santorum's Only Requirement for Hotels: Free Breakfast Buffet

5/7/2012 - Avengers Breaks Box-Office Records While Offending Indians

5/7/2012 - Your Lunchtime Cry: Disabled Veteran Relearns to Walk

5/7/2012 - How to Convince Hillary Clinton to Run for President in 2016 (Even Though She Already Said No)

5/7/2012 - Soldier Mysteriously Dies While on Skype With Wife

5/7/2012 - Is It IVF or Infertility Itself That's Causing Birth Defects?

5/7/2012 - To Quicken the Demise of Humanity, Try Giving Your Dog a Temporary Tattoo.

5/7/2012 - The Catholic Church Urges Women to Not Be So Darn Picky

5/7/2012 - Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage Need Republicans in Their Vaginas

5/7/2012 - Can Woody Allen Save Lindsay Lohan's Career?

5/6/2012 - How Much Can We Read Into Joe Biden Saying He's Comfortable With Gay Marriage?

5/6/2012 - Tiny Kitten Develops the Cutest Case of Hiccups Ever

5/6/2012 - Justin Bieber Is the Winner and Still Champion

5/6/2012 - Colombian Prostitute From the Secret Service Scandal Calls the Agents 'A Bunch of Fools'

5/6/2012 - Good News: Having Kids Might Not Make You Miserable After All

5/6/2012 - Michele Bachmann Tells Tale of a Faraway Land Where All Ladies Love Mitt Romney

5/6/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Don't You Dare Forgo Dessert

5/6/2012 - Drag Queen Dixie Longate’s Sovereignty May Soon Be Official with Top Tupperware Sales

5/6/2012 - It Looks Like Everyone Survived the Werewolf Apocalypse

5/6/2012 - Meet the New King and Queen of France

5/6/2012 - Woman Brags About Trashing Ex-Boyfriend’s Pool Table on Facebook, Is Subsequently Arrested

5/6/2012 - Nice Pants

5/6/2012 - Two-Thirds of the U.S. Hikers Jailed in Iran Are Now Married

5/6/2012 - Cats Perfect Their Mime Routine

5/6/2012 - Welcome to Italy’s Man-Man Can-Can

5/6/2012 - Utah Poised to Achieve Abortion Law Infamy

5/6/2012 - Walking In On Your Mom 'Bating to 50 Shades of Grey Will Ruin Mother’s Day

5/6/2012 - The ‘Next J.K. Rowling’ Just Got a Big Cash-Money Book Deal

5/6/2012 - Kansas City Fails Miserably at the World Record for Dog Paraders

5/6/2012 - Breast Cancer May Be Just a Touch Deadlier for Men than for Women

5/6/2012 - Queen Rumpus Rumpus and King Shiny Whiskers Are Unimpressed by the Supermoon

5/6/2012 - Amanda Bynes Is Turning Into a Grand Theft Auto Avatar

5/5/2012 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

5/5/2012 - Saturday Night Social: The Very Special Supermoon Edition

5/5/2012 - How to Find Out if Your Spouse Is Cheating? Just Check His Private Jet Registration, of Course!

5/5/2012 - Michelle Pfeiffer Figures She May As Well Start Doing Porn

5/5/2012 - Conservative Alabama Politician Bill Johnson "Addicted" To Donating Sperm

5/5/2012 - Tiptoe Through The Juleps

5/5/2012 - Why Are Women Assaulting Men In Florida?

5/5/2012 - For Your Thighs Only

5/5/2012 - SNL Tonight: Eli Manning, Meet Rihanna. Rihanna, Eli.

5/5/2012 - What's Changed For Working Women Since 1972? Not As Much As You'd Think.

5/5/2012 - Nonplussed Man Befriends Raccoon Neighbors

5/5/2012 - Another Racist Shitstorm Brews Over Casting Hunger Games' Finnick

5/5/2012 - Hillary Sports Tasteful Plane Bling

5/5/2012 - Birkins Sold on Popular Flash-Sale Sites May Be Total Ripoffs

5/5/2012 - Michele Bachmann Actually Thinks She Was One Old-Timey-Serial-Killing Clown Away From a Perfect Campaign

5/5/2012 - In Honor of Cinco De Mayo, Ellen Hired a Mariachi Band to Scare the Shit Out of People

5/5/2012 - It's Official: No More Money For Planned Parenthood In Arizona

5/5/2012 - The Final Two Tributes From District Lil' Fancy Will Now Fight to the Death

5/4/2012 - Adam Yauch, a.k.a. MCA of the Beastie Boys, Dies at Age 47

5/4/2012 - Twitter Mourns the Loss of Adam "MCA" Yauch

5/4/2012 - The Night Belongs To Audrey Hepburn

5/4/2012 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: The John Edwards Trial

5/4/2012 - TGIF!

5/4/2012 - I Found Courtney Love in a Hopeless Place

5/4/2012 - The Truth About Women and Hollywood: 'These Actresses? They're Fucked. Good Luck to Kate and Reese.'

5/4/2012 - Mitt Romney Has 18 Grandkids & Counting

5/4/2012 - Justin Bieber Would Like to Be 1. Your Boyfriend and 2. Justin Timberlake

5/4/2012 - Looking at Your Old Prom Photos Brings Us Joy

5/4/2012 - You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Charity Gala Gown

5/4/2012 - Merde Alors! French Government Repeals Sexual Harassment Law

5/4/2012 - Quiet Down, Vaginas. The Boners Are Talking.

5/4/2012 - Cooch Puppet Stars in Brian McKnight's Video for His Instructional Pussy Song

5/4/2012 - Courtney Love's Food Diary Is as Intense and Mesmerizing as the Woman Herself

5/4/2012 - Texting Without Borders

5/4/2012 - Long Pregnancies Might Lead to Behavioral Problems in Kids

5/4/2012 - Want to Sell Your Eggs to Pay for College? Be Asian.

5/4/2012 - Ohio Widow Set to Reclaim Exotic Animals After Husband's October Suicide

5/4/2012 - Your Breasts Are Trying To Kill You

5/4/2012 - Joe Biden Disses Susan G. Komen for the Cure

5/4/2012 - Kim Kardashian to Launch Her First Non-Drugstore Fragrance, and It Doesn't Smell Like Divorce

5/4/2012 - If You Don't Like Tan Mom, You're Just Jealous, Fat and Ugly

5/4/2012 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Stars in World's Least Surprising Gang Rape Accusation

5/4/2012 - Secret Service Agent Runs Down a Grandmother in Brooklyn

5/4/2012 - Woman Called 'Too Fat To Fly' Sues Southwest — But Not For Money

5/4/2012 - Teen Girls Just Aren't Slutting It Up Like They Used To

5/4/2012 - Stalker Sarah Makes Her National Television Debut, Is Now Officially Famous

5/4/2012 - Finger-Sniffing Scientists Guard Women's Vaginas With Lasers or, Trolling as Marketing

5/4/2012 - Evil Bees Are Coming to Drink Your Tears

5/4/2012 - Woman Sets Record for World's Longest, Most Unwieldy Name

5/4/2012 - Frances Bean Now Controls Courtney Love’s Purse Strings

5/3/2012 - Zookeeper Saves Tiny Monkey By Licking Its Butt Until It Poops. Seriously.

5/3/2012 - Secretary of Secrets: Hillary Clinton Didn't Say a Thing to Bill About the Bin Laden Raid

5/3/2012 - Chloe Moretz and Rory Culkin Must Go to the Same Hairstylist

5/3/2012 - Creepy Man Who Dressed Up as His Dead Mother Has Been Convicted of Fraud

5/3/2012 - Woman Buys a Box of Tampons, Discovers They Come with Free Cocaine

5/3/2012 - Comment of the Day: Introducing the Mitt Romney Ball

5/3/2012 - Snooki Calls Tan Mom a 'Crazy Bitch' While Offering Her First Bit of Parenting Advice

5/3/2012 - Unconcerned Baby Nearly Becomes Lion Lunch

5/3/2012 - Let's Agree to Stop Confusing Black Actresses Who Look Nothing Alike

5/3/2012 - Trendy New Cellulite 'Cure' Makes Me Feel So Many Things

5/3/2012 - Group Pays Drug Addicted Women to Get Sterilized, So They Don't Have 'Litters of Children'

5/3/2012 - A Real Time Reaction to The Pro Gay Rap Song

5/3/2012 - The Cheating Dads of Brooklyn

5/3/2012 - Squirt Guns Banned, Hand Guns Welcome at GOP Convention

5/3/2012 - Here Is Your Hoda and Kathie Lee Plastic Surgery Extravaganza Highlight Reel

5/3/2012 - Seventeen Says Thanks But No Thanks To Teen's Photoshop Petition

5/3/2012 - The Coppertone Girl Is a Little Creepy, Right? Just a Little?

5/3/2012 - Celebrate Your Name Day with an Arya Stark Birthday Cake

5/3/2012 - Conservative Twitter Shitstorm Erupts Over Obama Web Graphic Named Julia

5/3/2012 - Finally, Science Has Cured the Non-Disease of Cellulite

5/3/2012 - Half-Dressed Megan Fox Will Make You Want to Buy Electronics

5/3/2012 - Political Wife Admits Gay Marriage Ban About Saving the 'Caucasian Race'

5/3/2012 - Have You Always Wanted to Go on a Blind Date With A Celebrity?

5/3/2012 - Classy Anti Abortion Protesters Successfully Traumatize Children, Hurl Racial Slurs

5/3/2012 - Vogue Says No More Underaged Models

5/3/2012 - Whither the Manic Pixie Dream Guy?

5/3/2012 - You Can Look Forward to Playing a Workplace Version of the Hunger Games

5/3/2012 - Adults Concerned That No School on Mondays Means More Unprotected Sex

5/3/2012 - The Weirdest Shit from Australia Fashion Week

5/3/2012 - Tan Mom, Looking Tanner than Ever, Is Diagnosed With Tanorexia

5/3/2012 - Michele Bachmann Still Around, Endorses Mitt Romney

5/3/2012 - Can Babies Learn to Be Tiny Bigots?

5/3/2012 - Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head Celebrate 60 Years of Mashing (and Are Probably Destroying Our Children)

5/3/2012 - Releasing Names and Photos of HIV Positive Sex Workers Is a Terrible Idea

5/3/2012 - Rockstar Energy Drink Apparently Too Sexy for its Own Good

5/3/2012 - Make Your Own Prom Date: Tim Tebow Edition

5/3/2012 - Now You Can Fly the Friendly Hello Kitty Skies

5/3/2012 - Cry-Baby Cameron Diaz Loses Her Shit After a Bad Haircut

5/2/2012 - When Making Deals, Men Have a More Flexible Sense of Right and Wrong Than Women Do

5/2/2012 - Are You Part of the Doomsday 10 Percent?

5/2/2012 - Watch Girls' Allison Williams Cover Ke$ha's "Tik Tok"

5/2/2012 - Are Women's Magazines the Key to Nurturing More Women Writers?

5/2/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Best Way to Turn Your Boy into a Man

5/2/2012 - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Reignite Their Old Flame

5/2/2012 - Miley Cyrus Has an Adorable New Rescue Puppy

5/2/2012 - Fox Anchor Shep Smith Declares Politics 'Weird' and 'Creepy'

5/2/2012 - Who Would Win in a Drink-Off: Don Draper or Tyrion Lannister?

5/2/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: Turtle Skin

5/2/2012 - Bacteria Are Fighting a Giant, Mysterious War in Your Vagina Right Now

5/2/2012 - Alexander Skarsgard Is "Born to Play" the Lead in 50 Shades of Grey

5/2/2012 - Awesome 14-Year-Old Delivers 25,000 Anti-Photoshop Signatures to Seventeen Magazine

5/2/2012 - Ashton Kutcher, Jackass, Hops on the Brownface Bandwagon [UPDATED]

5/2/2012 - Grab Your Rubbers, It's National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy

5/2/2012 - Ann Romney's Weird Bird Shirt Cost $990

5/2/2012 - Japanese Kids Dancing With Vegetables Strapped to Their Heads Are As Adorable As They Are Confusing

5/2/2012 - Major League Soccer Suspends Jagoff Who Insulted Female Fans

5/2/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

5/2/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Angelina Despises Her Enormous Engagement Ring

5/2/2012 - George Zimmerman Called Women 'Hoes' and Mexicans 'Thugs' on his Myspace Page

5/2/2012 - Kate Moss Has Been On 32 Covers of Vogue

5/2/2012 - A Magical Way to Erase Away the Icky Stains in Your Life

5/2/2012 - Sports Blogger Who Posted Upskirt Pic of Female Fan Doesn't Get Why People are So Mad

5/2/2012 - Venerable Magazine Says Lena Dunham Relates to Black Women Because She's 'Fleshy'

5/2/2012 - The Angry Underground World of Failed Pickup Artists

5/2/2012 - 'No Boys Allowed' Prom Sounds Like It Was the Best Ever

5/2/2012 - Irrelevant Homophobes Newly Enraged Over JC Penney Ad Showing Lesbian Couple Being Happy

5/2/2012 - Entire Montana Town Under Investigation for 80 Alleged Rapes

5/2/2012 - Some Fashion Designers Are Inexplicably Bad at Dressing Themselves

5/2/2012 - Horrible Pastor Advocates Beating the Gay Out of Young Kids [UPDATED]

5/2/2012 - Take Home the Gold for Stuffing Your Face: World's Largest McDonald's to Be Built for Summer Olympics

5/2/2012 - Hey, How About We Stop Ticketing Trans Ladies for Using the Bathroom?

5/2/2012 - Disturbingly Tan Mom Arrested After 5-Year-Old Daughter Gets Sunburn

5/2/2012 - An Adorable Battle for Food Scrap Supremacy

5/2/2012 - Oops, Those Nasty Energy Drinks Are Melting Your Teeth

5/2/2012 - Zoe Saldana Likes Being on Top, Jane Fonda on Her Knees and Gwyneth Paltrow Any Ol’ Way

5/1/2012 - Sluts Get Ready to Spread Their Sexy Votes Far and Wide

5/1/2012 - Did IKEA Once Use East German Political Prisoners to Make Its Sofas?

5/1/2012 - Hillary Clinton Is So Powerful She Has to Laugh

5/1/2012 - In the Future, A Robot Will Wash Your Hair

5/1/2012 - Mitt Romney's Sexist Spokesman Is Forced to Resign Because He's Gay

5/1/2012 - Comment of the Day: Introducing the Post-Prom Diet

5/1/2012 - Levi Johnston Unveils the Totally Bizarre Name He's Chosen for His Unborn Daughter

5/1/2012 - Heroic Dog Takes Bike-Guarding Duties Very Seriously

5/1/2012 - 15 Year-Old Chloe Moretz Is Looking Back On The Good Old Days

5/1/2012 - Christians, Beware: The Porn Monster Is Coming For You

5/1/2012 - Major League Soccer Blowhard Says Female Superfans Are Totally Not Hot

5/1/2012 - Republican Judge Issues Midnight Ruling Allowing Texas to Continue Blocking Planned Parenthood Funding

5/1/2012 - How to Name Your Baby Without Screwing It Up

5/1/2012 - A Queen Was Crowned Last Night on RuPaul's Drag Race

5/1/2012 - Number of Female CEOs About to Get Less Pathetic

5/1/2012 - Jason Segel Might Be Good Enough for You, But He's Not Good Enough for Hillary Clinton

5/1/2012 - Marilyn Monroe is on the Cover of Vanity Fair for the Third Time in Five Years

5/1/2012 - Mitt Romney Laughs Uncomfortably as Woman Interrupts Press Conference to Call Him a Racist

5/1/2012 - Teenage Fatties Best Not Be Fat for Prom, Says Concerned Non-Teen

5/1/2012 - I Can't Think About Sex Without Thinking About Bugs

5/1/2012 - Kate Upton Wears her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit to Dance for Terry Richardson

5/1/2012 - Twitter Finds 'Replace Band Names With Rape' Meme to be Hilarious

5/1/2012 - Linda Evangelista's $46k Child Support Lawsuit Is Going To Court

5/1/2012 - Not Even Dolphins Are Safe from the Bullying Epidemic

5/1/2012 - For the Love of God, Put on Some Real Pants and Take Your Phone Out of Your Bra

5/1/2012 - Would You Share Your Organs on Facebook?

5/1/2012 - Rates of Obesity in Kids Are Down… But Poverty, Pollution and Lack of Sleep Make Things Worse

5/1/2012 - Jessica Simpson's Epic Pregnancy Comes to an End

5/1/2012 - The Art of the Hate-Kiss, as Perfected by a Small Canine

5/1/2012 - Ann Romney Awkwardly Describes Mitt as 'Wild & Crazy Man Just Waiting to Come Out'

5/1/2012 - How to Avoid Being Defriended on Facebook: Science Unlocks the Secret

5/1/2012 - Maid's Lawsuit Against Internationally Renowned Perv Dominique Strauss-Kahn Will Proceed

5/1/2012 - The Curious Case of Why We Give a Shit Whether Elizabeth Warren Is a Native American

5/1/2012 - Let's Not Fight for Equal Table-Dancing Rights

5/1/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Labrador Acts as Seeing Eye Dog for Blind Golden Retriever

5/1/2012 - We've Bred a Race of Super UTI Bacteria That Could Leave Us in a World of Hurt

5/1/2012 - Frazzled Mom Victoria Beckham Drives Off, Leaves Kid Behind