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2012 March
3/30/2012 - Kate Winslet Admits the Celine Dion Song From
Titanic
Makes Her Sick
3/30/2012 - Man Attacked by Lion, Rescued by Bear!
3/30/2012 - Uncle Jesse Is Still Ragging On Danny Tanner
3/30/2012 - Critics Question Whether Jennifer Lawrence Is Skinny Enough in
Hunger Games
3/30/2012 -
Vogue
Italia Would Like to Tell You About the Hot New Trend of ‘Rapper Style’
3/30/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
3/30/2012 - The Night Belongs To Astrud Gilberto
3/30/2012 - California College Paperwork Might Get a Little Sexier
3/30/2012 - Hep Cats in Clothes Are Adorable, Slightly Surly
3/30/2012 - How to Master the Art of Ombré Nails
3/30/2012 - Snoop Dogg Buys His Daughter a Shiny New Music Video
3/30/2012 - Have Men Really Stopped Liking Blowjobs?
3/30/2012 - TGIF!
3/30/2012 - The Literary Canon Is Still One Big Sausage Fest
3/30/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: You're a Black Person
3/30/2012 - Humans Have Been Doing Weird Shit to Make Themselves Look Good for Some Time Now
3/30/2012 - Arkansas Supreme Court Sanctions Student-Teacher Bangathons
3/30/2012 - March Madness: Is
This
What You Thought The Final Four Would Look Like?
3/30/2012 - Worth It: Don't Shine On, You Crazy Diamond
3/30/2012 - Five Journalists Who Also Worked in Strip Clubs
3/30/2012 - Rich Socialites Buy Weird Clothes
3/30/2012 - Here’s How Google Treats Its Employees Like Grazing Animals
3/30/2012 - Prom Dresses Slutty Enough to Break Any School Dress Code
3/30/2012 - Madonna's Boob-tastic Ad Too Hot for ABC
3/30/2012 - Payback Is a Bitch for Abortion Clinic Protestors, Thanks to a Brilliant Landlord
3/30/2012 - If You're Not Getting Hitched as a Fictional Character, You're Doing It Wrong
3/30/2012 - Cop Avoided Rape Conviction Thanks to Really Unreasonable Doubt
3/30/2012 - Gendered Toy Commerical Mashups Are Insane (And Telling, Too)
3/30/2012 - Hey Ladies: Be Better at Sex, Dummies!
3/30/2012 - Charles Barkley Wears a Dress, Diets Like a Man
3/30/2012 - Journalist/Multi-Tasker Sarah Tressler Gives First Interview Since Being Outed as a Stripper
3/30/2012 - Make Your Eyes Look Delicious With Burger King Eye Makeup
3/30/2012 - Meet Your New Heroic Pilot Crush
3/30/2012 -
Hunger Games
Creates an Army of New Archers
3/30/2012 - Selma Blair Breastfeeds Her Son in Public, Doesn’t Give a Shit What Anyone Thinks
3/29/2012 - Good Things Happen When You Add Cats Into Famous Movies
3/29/2012 - There Are So Many Reasons Not to Buy a Mousepad With Boobs on It [NSFW]
3/29/2012 - Taylor Kitsch Is Ready for His Close-Up
3/29/2012 - If You Need a Jennifer Lawrence Fix, Watch The Trailer for Her Scary New Movie
3/29/2012 - Like Ice Cream? Then You'll Love These Delicious Beaver Anal Glands
3/29/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Danger of Coral Sex
3/29/2012 - In an Unexpected Move, Lady Gaga Celebrates Her Birthday by Sweatin' to the Oldies
3/29/2012 - The Always Awesome Aubrey Plaza Is the Lead in
Safety Not Guaranteed
3/29/2012 - Mary J. Blige Is Not Goin' Down 'Cause You Ain't Around
3/29/2012 - Everyone! Stop Giving Old People a Pass Just for Being Old!
3/29/2012 - CBS Is The Sexiest Network For Watching Sexy People Make Sexy Sex Jokes, Sexually
3/29/2012 - Why Do We Romanticize Bareback Sex?
3/29/2012 - BYU Mathletes Ask What Would Happen If Star Students Were Treated Like Star Athletes
3/29/2012 - Ranking The P90x Supporting Cast From Worst To Best
3/29/2012 - Larry, the Quaker Oats Dude, Has Had Some Work Done
3/29/2012 - Woman is 86 and a Killer Gymnast to Boot
3/29/2012 - What Is the Point of Carson Daly?
3/29/2012 - Fan Bingbing Is the Coolest Girl on Every Red Carpet
3/29/2012 - Dartmouth Frat Bro's Bro Memoir Will One Day Polarize Bros Everywhere
3/29/2012 - March Madness: Who Will Join Doggystyle in the Final Four?
3/29/2012 - Republicans Complain Rape Prevention Program is Too Luxurious
3/29/2012 - Whoever Stole The Lorax Should Be Smacked Upside the Head with a Truffula Tree
3/29/2012 - Should You Tell Your Facebook Friends You've Had a Miscarriage?
3/29/2012 - Oklahoma Judge Declares Awful Ultrasound Law Unconstitutional
3/29/2012 - Abercrombie & Fitch Not Quite Ready for a Gay Kiss — Yet
3/29/2012 - It's Going to Be Awkward When Megan Fox's Baby Comes Out With Megan Fox's Old Nose
3/29/2012 - Former Republican Advisor Admits Sarah Palin Ruined Everything
3/29/2012 - Access to Birth Control Means More Cash Money for Women
3/29/2012 - Adorable Sleepy Puppy Is in No Mood to Deal With Adorable Slippery Floor
3/29/2012 - The World's Coral Reefs Might Be Dying of Herpes
3/29/2012 - Rick Santorum Gravely Warns Against Dangers of Pink Bowling Ball
3/29/2012 - Dudes Love the Dowager Countess Just as Much as You Do
3/29/2012 - Will Augusta Finally Be Forced to Let a Woman Join?
3/29/2012 - Bad News:
Hunger Games
’ Amandla Stenberg Knows About the Racist Tweets
3/29/2012 - Male Dolphins Enjoy Blowholing Each Other
3/29/2012 - For Clear Skin, Just Rub Thyme All Over Your Face
3/29/2012 - Attention Commenters: You Need to Convert Your Accounts Right Now
3/29/2012 - Starbucks Pisses Off Vegans
3/29/2012 - Elizabeth Banks Warns Lawmakers That Without The Pill Ladies Will Be Bleeding All Over Office Furniture
3/28/2012 - Michelle Duggar Sees Nothing Wasteful Whatsoever About Having 19 Kids
3/28/2012 -
Saturday Night Live
Hires New Female Cast Member
3/28/2012 - Something Seems a Little Off With Brad and Angelina
3/28/2012 - Check Out the Vibrant Footage from the World's Biggest Color Party
3/28/2012 - Celebrated Feminist Poet Adrienne Rich Has Died
3/28/2012 - Comment of the Day: Our Cup Overfloweth With Free Birth Control
3/28/2012 - Lindsay Lohan's Probation Is Almost Over, But Her Criminal Past Is Causing Trouble Already
3/28/2012 - Azealia Banks Isn't a Troublemaker, But That Doesn't Mean She Gives a Fuck
3/28/2012 - Learn to Bake Delicious Portable Cakes in Canning Jars
3/28/2012 - An Internal Monologue While Watching YouTube Videos of Girls Crying
3/28/2012 - Finally, One Measly Conviction in a Rape Cop Trial
3/28/2012 - Meet Snatchly, the Pinterest for Porn [NSFW]
3/28/2012 - Read Fiona Apple's Letter to a Young Gay Teen
3/28/2012 - World's Ugliest Shoe Identified, Catalogued For Science
3/28/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Adorable Michelle Williams and Adorable Jason Segel Are Most Adorable Couple Ever
3/28/2012 - Worth It: Delicious Candy Wine for the Elderly
3/28/2012 - Horrifying Moldy Tampon Story Will Haunt Your Nightmares
3/28/2012 - 'Show Your Boss Your Whore Pills' Bill Killed by Arizona Senate
3/28/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
3/28/2012 - World's Collective Heart Melts as Child Notices His Shadow for the First Time
3/28/2012 - The World of Yves Saint Laurent: Androgyny, Exoticism, and Scandal
3/28/2012 - March Madness Sex vs. Chocolate: Meet Your Elite Eight
3/28/2012 - Did You Say You Needed a Photo of LBJ with Puppies?
3/28/2012 - Non-Rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn Referred to Sex Party Prostitutes as 'Gifts' and 'Luggage'
3/28/2012 - Here's Barack Obama Singing 'Sexy and I Know It' Because Why Not
3/28/2012 - Photographic Proof That Claudia Schiffer Is Ageless
3/28/2012 - Looking for Financial Help? Be a Pretty Lady With Light Skin
3/28/2012 - 'I'm a Maid. People Treat Me With Respect and I Love My Job'
3/28/2012 - Valentino Party Fashion Was Black, White, and Red All Over
3/28/2012 - Placentas Are Delicious, Sure, But Should You Eat Yours?
3/28/2012 - Let's Analyze President Obama's New Pinterest Account
3/28/2012 - Amazing Dog Saves His Own Life by Calling 911
3/28/2012 - Ladies Who Can't Afford Birth Control Should Just Google It, Says Legislator
3/28/2012 - Mitt Romney Suffers Tragic Humor-Circuit Malfunction
3/28/2012 - Megan Fox is Pregnant, Thanks to David Silver
3/27/2012 - Adorable Baby Sea Otter Has the Power to Erase Stress
3/27/2012 - Woman Chats With Facebook Friends as She Kills Herself
3/27/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence Is a Little Unsure About Her Newfound Fame
3/27/2012 - Someone Paid an Insane Amount of Money for Marie Antoinette's Shoes
3/27/2012 - You Simply Must Pay a Visit to
Downton Arby's
3/27/2012 - Comment of the Day: No Matter Who You Are, Pinning Is Winning
3/27/2012 - Kris Humphries Goes on the Offense, Refuses to Give Kim Kardashian a Divorce
3/27/2012 - Jon Hamm Does
7 Minutes In Heaven
and You Are Not Invited
3/27/2012 - Joel McHale Is the Cherry Atop a Die Antwoord Sundae
3/27/2012 - Chloe Moretz Is Your New
Carrie
, But Will She Remember to 'Plug It Up'?
3/27/2012 - Anti-Abortion Lawmakers Advance Poorly Conceived 'Arrest Grandma' Bill
3/27/2012 -
The Conservative Teen
: For the Prematurely Elderly Teenage Lame-o In Your Life
3/27/2012 - What Should Little Girls Be Made Of?
3/27/2012 - Christie Brinkley Starts Crying During One-on-One With Matt Lauer
3/27/2012 - Animal Uprising: Elephants Are Now Using Tablet Computers
3/27/2012 - Lena Dunham's Girls and the Rise of the Female Slacker
3/27/2012 - Mitt Romney Building a Special Elevator for his Cars
3/27/2012 - Drag Queen Refers to Black Contestants as 'The Help'
3/27/2012 - The Real Reason We Love to Watch Tearjerkers
3/27/2012 - March Madness: 'I Can't Believe Cowgirl Lost. You Lazy Bitches!'
3/27/2012 - Eva Longoria to Produce New TV Pilot Starring Four Latina Actresses… As Maids.
3/27/2012 - Church Spent Decades Stealing or Coercing Babies from Unwed Mothers
3/27/2012 - Alicia Silverstone Feeds Her Son with Her Mouth
3/27/2012 - Invisible Children Exec Makes Super Inappropriate Joke About Keeping Charity Donations for Himself
3/27/2012 - Sephora Is Using Aliens to Sell Makeup Now
3/27/2012 - The Top 29 Reasons Why It's Okay to Creepily Stare at Women's Butts
3/27/2012 - Tyson Beckford, Boyfriend of the Year, Claims All Credit For Shanina Shaik's Success
3/27/2012 - Hip Republican Credits Daughters With Teaching Him Cooking, Cleaning Skills
3/27/2012 - The Street Safety App for Proactive and Paranoid Woman
3/27/2012 - What Overturning Obamacare Could Mean For Your Ladyparts
3/27/2012 - Annie, Get Your Pretty Gun: The NRA Is on Pinterest
3/27/2012 - I See White People:
Hunger Games
and a Brief History of Cultural Whitewashing
3/27/2012 - Here's an Early Look at the Newest Season of
Sixteen and Pregnant
3/27/2012 - Chocolate Helps You in the Unending Quest to be Skinny
3/27/2012 - Poor Woman Ostracized for Putting Daughter on Extreme Diet in Worst
Vogue
Article Ever
3/27/2012 - When You Have an Eagle, a Cat, and a Tiny Fox, Anything Is Possible
3/27/2012 - Very Busy Woman Is So Busy Texting That She Walks Off a Pier
3/27/2012 - Amy Poehler and Rachel Dratch Dream of a Sluttier Downton Abbey
3/26/2012 - Did Doctors Discover a Cure for Type 2 Diabetes?
3/26/2012 -
Mad Men
's Jessica Paré Talks About Floor Sex With Don Draper
3/26/2012 - Michelle Obama Welcomes Dangerously Radical Girl Scouts Into Her Garden
3/26/2012 - Pink Slime Manufacturer Goes Slithering Down the Tubes
3/26/2012 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Charged With 'Aggravated Pimping'
3/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Biggest
Hunger Games
Losers
3/26/2012 - Bobby Brown Disappoints Us All by Getting Arrested for Another DUI
3/26/2012 - Listen, You Gossipmongers: Miley Cyrus Is Not Getting Married
3/26/2012 - Journalist Shocked — Shocked! — to Learn That Newspaper's Society Writer Is Actually an 'Active Stripper'
3/26/2012 - A Character-By-Character Guide to Race in
The Hunger Games
3/26/2012 - Because It's Monday, Let's Watch Some Kittens Taking a Nap
3/26/2012 - You're Locked Out of Your House. Here's How to Break In.
3/26/2012 - Worst
Vogue
Article Ever Will Now Become Worst Memoir Ever
3/26/2012 - Models Sue Creepy, Bible-Banging, Butt-Groping Agent
3/26/2012 - A Linguistic History of Cocks, Dicks, and Nuts
3/26/2012 - 'Granny Basketball' Proves That Balling Knows No Age Limits
3/26/2012 - Worth it: Shine Without Grease
3/26/2012 - It Was a Fashionably Gay Ol' Time at the GLAAD Awards
3/26/2012 - Easter Egg Hunt Cancelled Because Parents Can't Be Trusted to Act Like Adults
3/26/2012 - March Madness: Meet Your Sexy, Scrumptious Sweet Sixteen!
3/26/2012 - There's a New, More Ridiculous Way to Elope
3/26/2012 - Why Is Madonna's New Album on Sale at Designy Design Site Fab.com?
3/26/2012 - Are Pharmacists Lying to Keep Teenage Hussies Pregnant?
3/26/2012 - Former Senator Enthralled By Sarah Palin's 'Sensuality,' Exposed Knees
3/26/2012 - Why Are Designer Shoes So Damn Expensive All Of A Sudden?
3/26/2012 -
Mad Men
: Meet Postpartum Joan
3/26/2012 - How Sorry Is Belvedere Vodka About That Rapey Ad?
3/26/2012 - Racist
Hunger Games
Fans Are Very Disappointed
3/26/2012 - Tailor Your Inbox for a Perfect Fit
3/26/2012 - President Obama Is a Big Fan of Girls' Sports
3/26/2012 - You Won't Just Die Alone — You'll Be Totally Miserable, Too
3/26/2012 - Adding Cash to Flash Mobs Makes Them Much More Tolerable
3/26/2012 - Want a Job With Explosive Growth Opportunities? Grab Your Biohazard Suit
3/26/2012 - Never Let a Raccoon Into Your Closet, Much Less Your Heart
3/26/2012 - Miley Cyrus Really, Really Wants Y'all to Think She’s Engaged
3/25/2012 - Adorable Kid Is So Tired He Falls Asleep While Skiing
3/25/2012 - Ha, Rick Santorum Unwisely Decides to Fondle Some Balls
3/25/2012 - Is Your Last Name Popular Enough to Be on the Map?
3/25/2012 - The First Official Look at Our New Carrie Bradshaw in Action
3/25/2012 - Let the
Mad Men
Madness Begin
3/25/2012 - Gloria Steinem Urges Us to Get Off Our Asses and Vote for Obama
3/25/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Pick Up a Book
3/25/2012 - Iraqi Woman Dies After Apparently Xenophobic Attack
3/25/2012 - Spring Is Blooming
3/25/2012 - Join Us for the Mad Men Premiere Tonight
3/25/2012 - Man with an Ingenious Zebra Truck Cuddles Lions
3/25/2012 - Miss Universe Canada Abruptly Kicks Transgender Contestant Out of Pageant
3/25/2012 - Improbable
Mad Men
Hook-Up Scenarios
3/25/2012 - Thigh-On-Thigh Action
3/25/2012 - Swedish Man Will Employ Somnambulist Defense in Rape Trial
3/25/2012 - What Are the Four Non-Myths About the ‘War on Women’?
3/25/2012 - Gluttonous Puppy Adorably Defends Food Dish from a Duck
3/25/2012 - Dick Cheney Receives New, Hopefully More Empathetic Heart
3/25/2012 - Jimmy Fallon No Longer Amuses Madonna
3/25/2012 - Queen Elizabeth Is the Wiliest Wedding Crasher Ever
3/25/2012 - Spanish Police Rescue 19-Year-Old Woman Tattooed with a Barcode from Prostitution Ring
3/25/2012 - Jon Hamm Is Far Too Crafty for Pranks
3/24/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Let's All Take a Rest Cure
3/24/2012 - Conservative Women Dig the Rick Santorum ‘Family Man’ Narrative
3/24/2012 - Pope Told to Stick ‘Em Up in Mexico
3/24/2012 - Jason Russell Is Taking the Whole Anti-Kony Campaign Down with Him
3/24/2012 - Pygmy Goats Perform Heathen Dance to Hall & Oates
3/24/2012 - Thigh Diving
3/24/2012 -
The Hunger Games
Is Eating All the Money
3/24/2012 - Spirit Airlines Is a Sore Winner About Making the Sweet 16 in the Consumerist’s ‘Worst Company in America' Bracket
3/24/2012 - The Horrible New Diet That Totally Stinks
3/24/2012 - Girl Psyches Herself Up for Very First Potential Skiing Accident
3/24/2012 - Gynecologists Don’t Want to Hear About What Ladies Do with Their Ladyparts
3/24/2012 - Sandra Lee Is Too Busy Caring About Starving Children to Talk About Her Boyfriend!
3/24/2012 -
Hunger Games
Spoiler Alert: Bad Shit Happens to Kids
3/24/2012 - The French President’s Marrying Authority Extends Beyond the Grave
3/24/2012 - Prudish Victorian Brits Were to Blame for India’s Ban on ‘Buggery’
3/24/2012 - Kim Kardashian’s Not Such a Good Sport About Flour-Bombing After All
3/23/2012 - When She's Sluggish, January Jones Pops Her Placenta Pills
3/23/2012 - The Pop Song That Will Eat Your Brain Was on TV Today
3/23/2012 - Well, That Was Quick — Looks Like Pinterest Just Banned 'Thinspo' Boards
3/23/2012 - British People to Change 'Big Ben' to 'Big Beth' in Honor of the Queen
3/23/2012 - Geraldo Rivera Thinks We Should Blame Hoodies for the Death of Trayvon Martin
3/23/2012 - How to Throw a Bachelorette Party that Doesn't Suck
3/23/2012 - Texas Parents So Rowdy They're Kicked Out of Gym by Police, Ruining Yet Another Kids' Sporting Event
3/23/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
3/23/2012 - The Night Belongs To Joan Crawford
3/23/2012 - Planned Parenthood Wants You to 'Check In' When You Have Safe Sex
3/23/2012 - Online Shopping Party May Be Over for Syria's First Lady
3/23/2012 - March Madness: It's Sexsanity! It's Chocomania! Four Fierce Matchups Today!
3/23/2012 -
Garage
's Black Hair Fashion Spread Is Kind Of A Winner
3/23/2012 - Racist Wisconsin Fraternity Can't Handle its Booze
3/23/2012 - TGIF!
3/23/2012 - Crap Email from a Dude: The 'Dunbest' Pro-Abuse State Legislator
3/23/2012 - Prepare for Sunday's Premiere With
Mad Men
-Inspired Recipes
3/23/2012 - Rick Santorum Courts 5-Year-Old Girl Vote With Staunchly Pro Horse, Pro Puppy Agenda
3/23/2012 - We Just Paid $150 to Chat with Dina Lohan and Nadya Suleman
3/23/2012 - Komen Freaking Out After Board Chairman Steps Down
3/23/2012 - Mindy Kaling Hires Posse of Funny Dudes For Her New TV Pilot
3/23/2012 - British Government Breathlessly Announces that Abortion Clinics are Illegally 'Pre-Signing' Consent Forms
3/23/2012 - Bad at Math? Don't Worry, You Were Born That Way
3/23/2012 - What the Killjoy Critics Are Saying About
The Hunger Games
3/23/2012 - The Rapey Belvedere Vodka Ad That Just Got Pulled
3/23/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Thinks
Newsweek
Is a 'Shitty Little Paper'
3/23/2012 - Look Out, Michigan. You've Got a 'Pantyhose Pervert' in Your Midst
3/23/2012 - You Are a Ball of White Light and Other Lies They Tell You in the Cult of Hypnobirthing
3/23/2012 - Living in Sin No Longer Destroys Your Marriage Prospects, Kind of
3/23/2012 - Shorts So Ugly Not Even a Mother Could Love Them
3/23/2012 - Zimbabwe's 'Sperm Hunters' Are Coming for Your Semen
3/23/2012 - Tyler Clementi's Newly-Convicted Roommate Dharun Ravi Gives First Interview
3/23/2012 - Don Draper and Joan Harris Are Back, People
3/23/2012 - Dare to Dream: Over-the-Counter Birth Control
3/23/2012 -
Hunger Games
Studio Sics Lawyer on Fans Trying to End Hunger
3/23/2012 - Bobby Brown's Shit-Talking Sister Says Ray J Gave Whitney a 'Bad Bag' of Coke
3/23/2012 - Attention, Women: The World's Most Annoying Blowhard Is Coming to Steal Your Boyfriend
3/23/2012 - Ralph Lauren Debuts Strange New 'One Tiny Arm' Look
3/23/2012 - Meet Beyoncé, the Tiniest Miracle Dog Ever
3/23/2012 - According to Rihanna, Getting Your Boobs Out is a Great Way to Feel Better About Your Body
3/23/2012 - It's Finally Happening: Let the
Hunger Games
Begin
3/22/2012 - Frat Boys Walking in High Heels for Charity Is Quite a Sight to Behold
3/22/2012 - Hugh Grants Flips the Bird
3/22/2012 - John Edwards Says He Did Not Have Sex with High-Class Prostitute
3/22/2012 - After World's Longest Pregnancies, Hilary Duff Bests Jessica Simpson in the Race to Give Birth
3/22/2012 - Comment of the Day: In the Matter of Katniss v. The Movie Industry
3/22/2012 - The Sad Truth Is That Whitney Houston Did Cocaine Right Before She Died
3/22/2012 - We Found Love in the Hunger Games
3/22/2012 - Diane Keaton Is About to Get Crushed, You Guys
3/22/2012 - If Michelle Obama Had Natural Hair…
3/22/2012 - Obesity Linked to Dementia; Obesity Studies Linked to Shitty Behavior
3/22/2012 - Can't Remember What Happened Last on
Mad Men
? Here's a Quick Character-By-Character Refresher
3/22/2012 - Some E-Cards Thinks All We Women Care About Is Food and Ryan Gosling
3/22/2012 - Teenage Pornography Enthusiast Not Allowed to Bring Adult Film Stars to Prom
3/22/2012 - Watch This: U.S. Rep. Frederica Wilson's Heartbreaking and Moving Speech on the Death of Trayvon Martin
3/22/2012 - Wearing Heels Does Not Make You A Bad Feminist
3/22/2012 - Here's the
Mad Men
8-Bit Choose Your Own Adventure Video That Your Life's Been Missing
3/22/2012 - A Brief History of 'Dehydration,' the Go-To Celebrity Alibi
3/22/2012 - No, Abercrombie Isn't Selling 'N***** Brown' Pants
3/22/2012 - Sponsor of 'Show Your Boss Your Whore Pills' Bill Hijacks Mic at Press Conference, Calls Everyone Liars
3/22/2012 - Every Single Celebrity Owns the Dress That Won't Die
3/22/2012 - March Madness: Holy Shit, an Upset in the Sex Vs. Chocolate Tourney!
3/22/2012 - Mom Puts 7-Year-Old on a Diet in the Worst
Vogue
Article Ever
3/22/2012 - Introducing Pam & Sue, Your New Favorite Comedy Duo
3/22/2012 - Fed-Up Republican Launches Sarcastic Drive to Outlaw Left-Handed Marriage
3/22/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Disappointed to Learn Japanese Are Getting Fat
3/22/2012 - A Doctor's Manifesto for Fighting Transvaginal Ultrasounds
3/22/2012 - Will The Hunger Games Be The First Real Female Franchise?
3/22/2012 - Single and Looking to Mingle? Try World Of Warcraft
3/22/2012 - Racist Vigilante Killer of Trayvon Martin Once Blamed an Ex for Domestic Violence
3/22/2012 - A Look at the Broadway Production of
Newsies
That Your 10-Year-Old Self Has Been Dying For
3/22/2012 - At Last: A Foolproof Guide to Cancer-Free Living!
3/22/2012 - Attention-Grabbing Mag Cover Features Gorgeous Cate Blanchett Without Photoshop
3/22/2012 - Dov Charney 'Sex Slave' Lawsuit Will Settle Out of Court
3/22/2012 - Smushy-Smile Dog Will Dissolve Your Heart Into a Pool of Joy
3/22/2012 - There's a Way to Find a Man Who Loves You For Your Shoes
3/22/2012 - Woman In Wheelchair Gets Thrown Off a Bridge, Enjoys the Hell Out of It
3/22/2012 - Rihanna Had Sex With Ashton Kutcher While You Were Sleeping Last Night
3/21/2012 - Arizona Safeway Deems Jessica Simpson's Pregnant Belly Too Lewd to Be Seen [UPDATED]
3/21/2012 - Town Is Beset by Mysterious Loud Booms, Wishes They Would Fucking Stop Already
3/21/2012 - Don Draper and the Cast of
Mad Men
Occupy Wall Street
3/21/2012 - You Absolutely Will Not Want to Buy the Mitt Romney Book That's Being Rushed to Press
3/21/2012 - Hilarity Ensues When Dogs Are Cast as
Downton Abbey
Characters
3/21/2012 - Comment of the Day:
Alice Gets an Abortion
, Coming to a Theater Near You
3/21/2012 - Alec Baldwin Mobilizes His Twitter Followers to Attack His Girlfriend's Harasser
3/21/2012 - Dita Von Teese Gives the TSA More Than They Bargained For
3/21/2012 - Cheerleading's Manly Beginnings
3/21/2012 - Eerily Gorgeous Weather Finally Convinces People That Global Warming is a Thing
3/21/2012 - Badass Maryland Governor Politely Tells Mitt Romney To STFU
3/21/2012 - Looks Like You Missed National Marriage Proposal Day Again, Loser
3/21/2012 - Tommy Hilfiger Pledges $1 Million After Factory Fire Kills 29
3/21/2012 - When Is It Okay to Use the 'It Was a Joke' Defense? When It Was an Actual Joke
3/21/2012 - Lawmaker Named Dick Thinks Gals Should Have Men Sign Abortion Permission Slips
3/21/2012 - Best Board Game Ever Combines Girl Talk With
The Hunger Games
3/21/2012 - Worth It: One Lotion to Rule Them All
3/21/2012 - Your Afternoon Cry: Obama Responds to Deaf Student Using Sign Language
3/21/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Johnny Depp Spotted Stumbling Out of Ashley Olsen's Loft After Hot Hookup
3/21/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
3/21/2012 - Adriana Lima Is Pregnant Again
3/21/2012 - Kony 2012 Founder to Remain Hospitalized, Possibly for Months
3/21/2012 -
The Tutu Project
: A Man's Journey to Cure Breast Cancer, One Shirtless Photo at a Time
3/21/2012 - Batshit Lawmaker Says Women Should Have to Watch an Abortion Before Getting One
3/21/2012 - March Madness: Could This Be the Sex vs. Chocolate Upset?
3/21/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence Gets Treated Like One of the Goddamn Beatles
3/21/2012 - Breast Cancer Survivors Can Safely Get Pregnant Sooner Than Doctors Thought
3/21/2012 - 'One Tiny Hand' Is Our New Favorite Website, (Tiny) Hands Down
3/21/2012 - The Moment When Your Son Asks About His Balls
3/21/2012 - Breaking Up Is Confusing! A Primer on Prenups and Cohabitation Hazards
3/21/2012 - Celeb Chefs Hit Back Against Ghostwriting Accusations, But Should They Even Have To?
3/21/2012 - Rick Santorum Definitely Hates Porn, But He Certainly Doesn't Mind Profiting From It
3/21/2012 - The Girl on Fire Was Smoking Hot at
The Hunger Games
Screening
3/21/2012 - Advertising Standards Authority Says There's No Shame in 'Walk of Shame' Ad
3/21/2012 - 3 Ways to Get Your Closet Up To Springtime Snuff
3/21/2012 - A Short Shoe Rant From a Former Club Kid
3/21/2012 - Defiant Author of 'Show Your Boss Your Whore Pills' Bill Is Rewriting the Damn Thing, Okay?!
3/21/2012 - If Michael Bay Got His Hands on
The Hunger Games
3/21/2012 - When Fox News Lies, Actual People Die
3/21/2012 - Mike Daisey’s Fabrications Are Now His Wife’s Fault
3/21/2012 - Vibrating Tattoos for the Mind-Bogglingly Lazy
3/21/2012 - Online Dating Will Now Be Slightly Less Dangerous
3/21/2012 - Katy Perry Casually Talks Shit About Beyoncé and Shakira's Musical Talent
3/20/2012 - Tiny Puppy Headbutts Itself in the Cutest Possible Way
3/20/2012 - Santorum Reaches New Low, Calls Obama a Bad Dad for Letting Malia Travel to Mexico
3/20/2012 - Josh Hutcherson Points the Way to Jennifer Lawrence
3/20/2012 -
Mad Men
's Matthew Weiner Forced to Reveal a Season Premiere Secret
3/20/2012 - Mitt Romney Delivers Useless Blow to Rick Santorum in Illinois
3/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: We're a Huge Group of Boys
3/20/2012 - After Five Straight Seasons of Partying,
Jersey Shore
's The Situation Heads to Rehab
3/20/2012 - A Terrible Look Into the Sleazy, Rapey Modeling World of the 1980s
3/20/2012 - Menarche Party? Meh. Getting Your Period Doesn't Make You a Woman
3/20/2012 - Juliette Lewis Is Totally Stoked for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee
3/20/2012 - This Animated Retelling of
Little Red Riding Hood
Is Bloody, Macabre and Awesome
3/20/2012 - Silly Ladies Don't Know What Rape Is, Suggests Idaho Legislator
3/20/2012 - Buying Cheap Jewelry Could Have Deadly Consequences
3/20/2012 - Piranha 3DD Red Band Trailer: Only Kind of Horrible!
3/20/2012 - Getting Dizzy When You Stand Up Means You're Totally Gonna Die
3/20/2012 - Why Do You Suddenly Look 100 Years Older After Having a Baby?
3/20/2012 - Saudi Arabia Begrudgingly Allows Women to Compete in Olympics
3/20/2012 - Don't Despair: There Are Plenty of Men Out There Who Trust Women
3/20/2012 - 'You Keep Me Hangin' On' as Performed by The Ladies of
Mad Men
3/20/2012 - Can't a Bitch Catch a Break? The Nicollete Sheridan Story
3/20/2012 - Trolling Politicians' Facebook Pages With Vaginal News is Hot New Trend
3/20/2012 - 'Bitches in Bookshops' Gives 'Ni**as in Paris' a Nerdy Literary Twist
3/20/2012 - Detective Hillary Clinton Now Trying to Solve Amelia Earhart Mystery
3/20/2012 - Santorum & Romney Choose Totally Penis-y Secret Service Names
3/20/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Doesn't Drink Water — Just Diet Coke
3/20/2012 - 'Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up' Is a Work of Editing Perfection
3/20/2012 - March Madness 2012 Sex vs. Chocolate: Cowgirl Rides Ahead, But It Ain't Over Yet!
3/20/2012 -
Vogue Italia
Editor Invites Everyone Who Thought Cover Story Was Racist to Seek Psychiatric Help
3/20/2012 - Drag Queen Breaks The Rules, Barfs, Gets Booted Off the Show
3/20/2012 - Turns Out Being Born a Woman Is a Major Financial Mistake
3/20/2012 - Afghanistan's Largest Prison Won't Stop Searching Visitors' Vaginas
3/20/2012 -
American Reunion
Red Carpet Is Pretty Depressing
3/20/2012 - In the Future, Women Will Rule the World and Won't Feel Shitty About It
3/20/2012 - 'Underweight' Models Banned in Israeli Advertisements
3/20/2012 - OMFG Watch Out, Here Comes a Huge Group of Girls
3/20/2012 - The More Facebook Friends You Have, the Bigger Asshole You Are
3/20/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Marine Reunites With Combat Dog After Years of Petitioning to Keep Him Alive
3/20/2012 - Meth Babies Are the New Crack Babies
3/20/2012 - Imagine, if You Will, a World Where You Can Play Tiny Tower During Takeoff
3/20/2012 - The Sisterhood of the Exercise-Induced Orgasm
3/20/2012 - David Letterman Almost Makes Michelle Obama Cry
3/20/2012 - The Romantic Tale of How Lindsay Lohan Paid a Porn Star for Sex While Dad Was Snoring Upstairs
3/19/2012 - Rick Santorum Goes Insane, Denies Ever Even Mentioning Contraception
3/19/2012 - Cake and Frozen Yogurt in One Cup!? The Mind Reels
3/19/2012 - Keanu Reeves Will Happily Fight You
3/19/2012 - Drag Queens Will Endorse the Chick-fil-A Whether Chick-fil-A Likes It or Not
3/19/2012 - Starbucks Marks the Opening of Its First Fancy Juice Bar With an Unfortunate Typo
3/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Cock Is Always to Blame
3/19/2012 - Brace Yourselves: The Next Season of
Jersey Shore
Will Offer 'Fist Pumps and Baby Bumps'
3/19/2012 - PS22 Does Wonderful Cover of Whitney Houston's 'The Greatest Love of All'
3/19/2012 - Bristol Palin Palinesquely Makes Character Attacks on Sandra Fluke All About Bristol Palin
3/19/2012 - Ron Swanson Doesn't Need St. Patrick's Day to Dictate When He Can and Can't Have Corned Beef
3/19/2012 - Here Are Those Bloody Justin Bieber Photos You Never Wanted
3/19/2012 - When It Comes to
The Hunger Games
, Teens Are as Excited as the Rest of Us
3/19/2012 - A First Look At The Met's Prada/Schiaparelli Show
3/19/2012 - The Opossum Lady Is Back, This Time Talking Opossum Poetry
3/19/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: It Melts
3/19/2012 - A Cupcake War Is the Stupidest Kind of War
3/19/2012 - Here's the Awesome New Trailer for
Snow White and the Huntsman
3/19/2012 - Abu Ghraib Torturer Says Detainees are Better Off Than She is
3/19/2012 - Another Day, Another Demi Moore Photoshop Story
3/19/2012 - The 10 Funniest Celeb Twitter Bios
3/19/2012 - Worth It: The Only Way to Get the Retro Cat-Eye Liner Effect
3/19/2012 - Law That Gives Away Identities of Women Having Abortions Couldn't Possibly Backfire
3/19/2012 - Here Is the Katy Perry Cover of 'Ni**as In Paris' That You Never Asked For
3/19/2012 - How To Unclog Your Drain Without Barfing
3/19/2012 - How To Ditch Your Boring Throw Pillows For Something Cooler
3/19/2012 - Jon Hamm Won't Back Down on His Kardashian Problem
3/19/2012 - The Real Josie Who Inspired
Josie and the Pussycats
Has Died
3/19/2012 - March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate War Rages On
3/19/2012 - Some Guy Sticks His Fingers in Lana Del Rey's Mouth in the 'Blue Jeans' Video
3/19/2012 - Syria's Charming First Lady Says She's the 'Real' Dictator
3/19/2012 - Revisiting Untested Rape Kits Cracks Cases but 'Revictimizes' Women
3/19/2012 - John McCain Thinks It's Time for Republicans to Stop Acting Like Lady-Hating Jerks
3/19/2012 - Meet the Woman Addicted to Drinking Her Own Urine
3/19/2012 - Kate Middleton Borrowed Her Mother's Dress
3/19/2012 - The Scary, Weird World of Pinterest Thinspo Boards
3/19/2012 - Colleges Soon Required to Give Students Access to Free Sluttery-Causing Birth Control
3/19/2012 - Badass Little Girl Does First Ski Jump, Is Braver Than All of Us
3/19/2012 - Cloris Leachman Wore a Sheer Top to the
Mirror Mirror
Premiere
3/19/2012 - Ed Hardy Model Runs Drug Ring, Is Still Less Embarrassing Than Wearing Ed Hardy
3/19/2012 - Knit a Uterus to Donate to a Congressman in Need
3/19/2012 - You Can Order Clothes Seen on
Fashion Star
, But You May Never Get Them
3/19/2012 - It's 2012. Maybe It's Time for Schools to Stop Beating Children?
3/19/2012 - Women are Prescribed More Drugs But Take Less of Them
3/19/2012 - Anna Wintour Is an O.G. Fashion Troll
3/19/2012 - 2-Year-Old Singing Adele's 'Someone Like You' Is So Cute You'll Cry
3/19/2012 - Is Toxic Chicken Causing Your UTIs?
3/19/2012 - Charlize Theron Raises Her Glass to Michael Fassbender's Monster Cock
3/18/2012 - Woman Proposes to Her Girlfriend During Hockey Game, Hearts Melt
3/18/2012 - Ann Romney Begs Women to Support Her Husband
3/18/2012 - Taylor Swift Takes Hair Whipping to a New Level
3/18/2012 - Terrible Doctor Insists Woman Is Pregnant When She Actually Has a Giant Tumor
3/18/2012 - The Shoe That Politely Says 'I Don't Want to Fuck You'
3/18/2012 - Sen. Scott Brown Makes Ridiculous Condom Joke About Rick Santorum
3/18/2012 - Sunday Night
Slán Go Fóill
: Still Hungover?
3/18/2012 -
The Hunger Games
Resonates with Young Huntresses Everywhere
3/18/2012 - Irish Thighs Are Smiling
3/18/2012 - Puppies Make Not-So-Diligent Duck Herders
3/18/2012 - Feel Free to Get All Kinds of High and Drive Because the Cops Can’t Really Tell
3/18/2012 - Single Women Are Quickly Becoming the 'Evangelicals' of the Democratic Party
3/18/2012 - One-Armed Pole Dancer Wins World Title of Pole Dancing
3/18/2012 - Lily Collins Missed the Memo
3/18/2012 - Remember When Rick Santorum Sexualized Pro Wrestling?
3/18/2012 - Parrot Takes Advantage of Sad-Eyed Kitten
3/18/2012 - Jan Brewer Has Some Encouraging Doubts About Arizona's Whore Pill Bill
3/18/2012 - It’s the Dublin Skittles Day Parade!
3/18/2012 - Occupy Wall Street Resurgence Marked by Rumors of Police Violence
3/18/2012 - Up Close and Jason Russell
3/18/2012 - Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum Went Skinny Dipping Together, Bro-Style
3/17/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Don't Forget Overshadowed Birthdays
3/17/2012 - Original 'Mad Woman' Talks About 60s Advertising and Office Hats
3/17/2012 - Make
The Hunger Games
Your Next Family Bonding Event
3/17/2012 - Dachshunds Also Get Really Excited About Penguins
3/17/2012 - Moroccan Women Rally Against Horrible Rape-Marry Law
3/17/2012 - From Your Hips to God's Ears
3/17/2012 - Awesome Girl Becomes UK’s ‘Top Young Scientist of the Year’
3/17/2012 - Stop Celebrating St. Patrick Because He Was Probably an Asshole
3/17/2012 - Kate Middleton Is the Only One Who Remembered
3/17/2012 - Social Media Shames College Students Into Having a Less Naked Spring Break
3/17/2012 - Texas Sues the Obama Administration for Making It Look Like a Big Jerk
3/17/2012 - Sensible Utah Governor Vetoes Proposed Ban on Sex Ed in Schools
3/17/2012 - Mittens Enjoys His Pancakes with a Sprinkle of Dispassion
3/17/2012 - Jason Russell Isn’t on Drugs or Anything
3/17/2012 - Rosie O’Donnell’s Show Cancelled for Sucking
3/16/2012 - Uh Oh, Bobbi Kristina Brown Is Actually Engaged to Her Brother
3/16/2012 - The Night Belongs to Nancy Wilson
3/16/2012 - See How a Chanel Jacket is Made
3/16/2012 - The Always Humble Tyra Banks Changes Song Lyrics to Be About Tyra Banks
3/16/2012 - The Rest of the Comics Page Weighs in on the Texas Abortion Debate
3/16/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
3/16/2012 - Nothing Inappropriate Whatsoever About Katy Perry's Military-Themed Video
3/16/2012 - Don't Pinch Me: A St. Patrick's Day Manifesto
3/16/2012 - Michele Bachmann Had No Idea She Was Meeting the 'Dangerous Radical' Running Against Her
3/16/2012 - Legislators Got You Down? Cheer Up With Uterus-centric Stuff from Etsy
3/16/2012 - Rich People Now Buying Ultra Fancy Medical Care You Can't Afford
3/16/2012 - Amber Tamblyn Turns Naughty Prank on Tyrese Into Something Nice
3/16/2012 - Kony 2012 Co-founder Detained for Allegedly Masturbating in Public [UPDATED]
3/16/2012 - Celebrity Tattletale Is Not Robert Downey Jr., Says Robert Downey Jr.
3/16/2012 - This Cardboard Box Is Your New Home
3/16/2012 - One Woman's Horrible Experience with Texas' New Sonogram Law
3/16/2012 - Lana Del Rey's 'Controversial' New Single Cover Is Just Boring
3/16/2012 - Lady Legislator Who Opposes Mining Gets Envelope Full of Human Poop Sent to Office
3/16/2012 - March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate Tournament Continues!
3/16/2012 - Groundbreaking School to Make Kids' Free Condom Dreams Come True
3/16/2012 - Watch Gloria Allred Out-Pageant a Pageant Kid
3/16/2012 - You'd Be a Lot Happier If You Weren't Such an Anal Control Freak
3/16/2012 - Grizzled Do-Gooder George Clooney Arrested in D.C.
3/16/2012 - Tyler Clementi Webcam Spying Case Ruled a Hate Crime
3/16/2012 - Great Moments in Not Knowing Shit About Birth Control
3/16/2012 -
Project X
Parties Are the Newest Trend in Teenagers Being Awful
3/16/2012 - Rodarte's Aboriginal Prints Called 'Offensive' By Australian Leader
3/16/2012 - Is Your Town Obsessed With
The Hunger Games
?
3/16/2012 - Catholic Bishops Pressured Komen to Excommunicate Planned Parenthood
3/16/2012 - You Better Get Your Facebook Estate in Order in Case You Die
3/16/2012 - Good News: Ladies Can Close the Wall Street Wage Gap by Shining Shoes
3/16/2012 - Johnny Depp Is a Vampire Forced to Endure the '70s in
Dark Shadows
3/16/2012 - Idaho Bill Requires Women to Go to Awful Crisis Pregnancy Centers Before Getting Abortions
3/16/2012 - School Lunches Are About to Be A Lot Less Pink and Slimy
3/16/2012 - Man Develops Delightful Giggling Disorder After Surgery
3/16/2012 - Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana Team Up To Swindle Us All
3/15/2012 - How Are You Celebrating Vasectomy Season?
3/15/2012 - When It Comes to Sex, Meghan McCain Keeps It 'Strictly Dickly'
3/15/2012 - Camilla Parker Bowles: Unassuming Duchess or Leader of a Crazed British Children's Cult?
3/15/2012 - Thanks to Rick Perry, the Federal Government Cut Off All Medicaid Funding for Family Planning in Texas
3/15/2012 - Eden from
Toddlers & Tiaras
Will Now Sparkle and Shine on Her Very Own Show
3/15/2012 - Comment of the Day: Get Pregnant or Die
3/15/2012 - Noted Troublemaker Russell Brand Has Been Arrested—Yet Again
3/15/2012 - Watch Ellie Kemper Execute Several Perfect Dance Bombs
3/15/2012 - Nicole Richie Would Like to Remind You that Her Tits Are Down There
3/15/2012 - Latinos No Les Gusta Mitt Romney, Any Republican
3/15/2012 - Your Pushy Coworkers Might Be Making You Fat
3/15/2012 - Students Attend School Assembly, End Up Getting a Lecture on the Evils of Abortion and Being Gay
3/15/2012 - Reverend Links Condoms to Date Rape
3/15/2012 - Who Owns '90s Nostalgia?
3/15/2012 - New Hampshire Law Mandates Doctors Tell Women Scary Stories Before Abortions
3/15/2012 - M.I.A. and Anderson Cooper Ignite and Resolve Feud in an Hour and Twenty-One Minutes
3/15/2012 - Reader Email Haikus
3/15/2012 - Lenny Kravitz Answers the Question: Is Cinna Gay?
3/15/2012 - March Madness 2012: The Sex vs. Chocolate Tournament Starts Now!
3/15/2012 - The Only Three Women in Bruce Springsteen's Music
3/15/2012 - The Problem With Niche Dating Sites
3/15/2012 - Man Proclaims
50 Shades of Grey
'Deeply Unappealing to Men'
3/15/2012 - What If Don Draper Was Deeply in Love With Roger Sterling?
3/15/2012 - Michelle Obama Invites Fundraising Artist Anna Wintour to State Dinner
3/15/2012 - How to Tell If Your Shrink Sucks (And Then Fire Them)
3/15/2012 - Komen Cancels Annual Gala to Avoid Inevitable Embarrassment
3/15/2012 - Drake's Seduction Techniques Include White Wine Spritzers, John Hughes Movies
3/15/2012 - Modernity Rules at
Mad Men
Premiere
3/15/2012 - Here's That Terrifying Home Invasion Story You Didn't Ask For
3/15/2012 - Republicans Oppose Violence Against Women Act Because Ladies Can't Vote, Right?
3/15/2012 - Your Future Just Got a Little Less Pap Smeary
3/15/2012 - Syria's First Lady Has Quite the Luxury Shopping List
3/15/2012 - Yoda, the World's Ugliest Dog, Passes Away at 15
3/15/2012 - Megyn Kelly Manages to Make Mitt Romney Look Even Worse
3/15/2012 - This Is How You Blow a Baby's Adorable Mind
3/15/2012 - Sexual Black Widow Michelle Obama Catches George Clooney in her Presidential Web
3/14/2012 - Devilishly Clever Ad Distributes Free Cake Samples to Passersby
3/14/2012 - Jon Hamm Shares His Feelings on Outdoor Sex and What Kind of Movies Make Him Cry
3/14/2012 - Anna Wintour: International Woman of Mystery
3/14/2012 - What Is IKEA Doing Spying on Its Employees and Angry Customers?
3/14/2012 - In Online Dating, Orientation May Be Secondary
3/14/2012 - Comment of the Day: Sex and Chocolate Band Name Edition
3/14/2012 - Charlize Theron Surprises Us All by Adopting a Baby
3/14/2012 - Noted Asshole Bret Easton Ellis Thinks Bullying Victims Need to Toughen Up
3/14/2012 - Great Dane Slides Are the Best Kind of Slides
3/14/2012 - Why Young Women Keep Making Striptease Videos, and Why Guys Keep Sharing Them
3/14/2012 - Unhinged Madman Randall Terry Has A Special Message for Our Readers
3/14/2012 - The Dazzling Design Disaster That Is
Fashion Star
3/14/2012 - No One Cares About Kony Anymore
3/14/2012 - This Penguin Is Such an Asshole
3/14/2012 - Enjoy the Warm Weather Until the Horde of Angry Scorpions Eats You
3/14/2012 - Lawmaker Suggests Beaten Ladies Remember the Good Times
3/14/2012 - Goodbye to Jezebel, and to My Favorite Tipster
3/14/2012 - Worth It: Get That Just-Got-Laid Glow
3/14/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
3/14/2012 - March Madness 2012: Sex vs. Chocolate
3/14/2012 - Anti-Abortion Fervor Spreads to the U.K.
3/14/2012 - Gwyneth Paltrow Is the Obvious Choice to Shill Clothing Line Modern Preppy
3/14/2012 - Rick Santorum's Official Stance on Porn is Hilarious
3/14/2012 - Five Ways Narcissists Screw Up Everything
3/14/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Kanye Kourts Kim Kardashian For Both Bed and Business Purposes
3/14/2012 - Ladies Are Hiding Some Pretty Dirty Stuff in Their Nooks
3/14/2012 - American Apparel Will Get $75M From George Soros — But at a Price
3/14/2012 - Research Concludes That American Middle-Class Kids Are Brats
3/14/2012 - When Prejudice Is Sexy: Inside the Kinky World of Race-Play
3/14/2012 - Which BYRTHE FYGVRE Are You?
3/14/2012 - Sketchy Nickelodeon App Celebrates Drunk Girls, Cougars, and Tasing
3/14/2012 - St. Petersburg's Anti-Gay Law Could Ban Talking About Tchaikovsky
3/14/2012 - Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at
21 Jump Street
Premiere
3/14/2012 - Man Claims Abuse Made Him Screw Up His Taxes
3/14/2012 - Mitt Romney Vows to 'Get Rid' of Planned Parenthood Like It's an Unplanned Pregnancy
3/14/2012 - Watch
GMA
's George Stephanopoulos and Josh Elliott Go Into Full-On Protective Dad Mode
3/14/2012 - A New Recipe for High Quality Semen
3/14/2012 - Sarah Palin Unwisely Challenges Barack Obama to a Duel of Words
3/14/2012 - James Deen: Feminist Hero or 'Lady Porn' Star?
3/14/2012 - Tiny Baby Can Play Dead With the Best of 'Em
3/14/2012 - Lindsay Lohan May Now Add ‘Hit and Run Driver’ to her Diverse Résumé
3/13/2012 - Girl Genius: Meet the Amazing 6-Year-Old Who's Headed to National Spelling Bee
3/13/2012 - A Nation Winces As Santorum Wins Alabama and Mississippi
3/13/2012 - Watch Julianne Moore Beat Sarah Palin at Her Own Game
3/13/2012 - Michelle Obama Wholeheartedly Approves of Your Moves
3/13/2012 -
The Selection
Could Be Your New
Hunger Games
3/13/2012 - Encyclopaedia Britannica Dies Under Its Own Massive, Printed Weight
3/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: Riding the Tide All the Way to the Bank
3/13/2012 - Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Divorce, Driving a Stake Through the Heart of Love
3/13/2012 - Grandparents Discover Photobooth, Have the Time of Their Lives
3/13/2012 - History Reveals People Have Always Given Moms Shit
3/13/2012 - Maude Apatow Gets the Teenage Girl Swoons Over Josh Hutcherson
3/13/2012 - Smartasses Deluge Pro-Ultrasound Male Lawmaker's Facebook Page With Detailed Vagina Updates
3/13/2012 - James Franco's Younger Brother Dave Franco Seems Like a Lot of Fun
3/13/2012 - Moroccan Girl Kills Herself After Judge Forces Her to Marry Her Rapist
3/13/2012 - Cosmetics Company Actually Does Something to Help Animals
3/13/2012 - Crucifix Enthusiasts Sue After Being Fired for Wearing Crosses at Work
3/13/2012 - Drag Queen on Gay Marriage: 'I Just Don't Want It to be Called Marriage'
3/13/2012 - Invisible Children Requests, Then Declines Interview
3/13/2012 - Cats Speaking in French is Le Purrfect Meme
3/13/2012 - Everything I Know About Parenting a Toddler I Learned From Waiting Tables
3/13/2012 - Beloved YA Author in War With Bank of America
3/13/2012 - Law Will Allow Employers to Fire Women for Using Whore Pills
3/13/2012 - How A Blogger's Photo of a Red Typewriter Inspired a Designer Dress
3/13/2012 - How Should Google+ Stop Sexual Harassment?
3/13/2012 - Woman Breaks Up with Drum Kit for the Statue of Liberty
3/13/2012 - Maybe Viola Davis Will Win an Oscar When She Plays Barbara Jordan
3/13/2012 - Dirty Sign Language: Santorum
3/13/2012 - Extremely Fishy Planned Parenthood Lawsuit Just a Sign of Shit to Come
3/13/2012 - The Website Where Cuckolded Ladies Seek Revenge
3/13/2012 - JonBenet's Dad Calls
Toddlers & Tiaras
'Unhealthy'
3/13/2012 - Inspired Project Gives Survivors of Sexual Assault the Final Word
3/13/2012 - Motley Crew of Moderate Conservatives Starts a New Super Team for Religious Freedom
3/13/2012 - Kids Kill at the 'Hunger Games' Premiere
3/13/2012 - More Young Women Are Using Botox 'Preemptively'
3/13/2012 - Cuba Gooding Jr. Walks Into a Bar. And Allegedly Gropes Someone.
3/13/2012 - Model Sues Agency for Not Telling Her She Became The Face Of Sally Hansen In 2006
3/13/2012 - Coming to an Airport Near You: The Babysitters Club
3/13/2012 - Guess How Many Advertisers Have Now Abandoned Rush Limbaugh
3/13/2012 - Beyoncé Is a Crazy-Pants Hipster Mommy
3/13/2012 - New
Hunger Games
Clip: Peeta Admits He's Got a Crush on Katniss
3/13/2012 - Mildly Conservative Women Abandoning the He-Man, Woman-Hating GOP
3/13/2012 - Courtney Love Is Working With Celebrated Leech Sam Lutfi
3/13/2012 - Tide Detergent Is a Stain on the Black Market
3/13/2012 - Homeless Female Veterans Placed in Frighteningly Unsafe Shelters
3/13/2012 - Bacon Will Totally Kill You
3/13/2012 - Hillary Clinton Urges Women Not to Take Any Shit
3/13/2012 - Noted Hollywood Hornbag Gerard Butler is a Total Homewrecker
3/12/2012 - Ohio Lawmaker Proposes Legislation Aimed to Regulate Old Dicks
3/12/2012 - Refined, Reanimated Feather Duster Wins Best in Show
3/12/2012 - Former Palin Advisor Says
Game Change
Pretty Much Happened
3/12/2012 - Priest that Horribly Denied Gay Woman Communion Is Placed on Leave
3/12/2012 - Here Are
SNL
's 'Real Housewives of Disney' Deleted Scenes
3/12/2012 - Ben Keesey Is Here to Calmly Answer Your Concerns About Invisible Children
3/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: How Many Arrows Can Fit in a Quiver?
3/12/2012 - Kim Kardashian Thinks Jon Hamm Is an Ass Talker
3/12/2012 - A Kitty Elevator Is the Best Elevator
3/12/2012 - We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy
3/12/2012 - Lawmaker Says Pregnant Ladies are a Lot like Livestock
3/12/2012 - Teaching Kids That Failure Is Okay Will Make Them Fail Less
3/12/2012 - How to Cure a Bad Case of Static Cling
3/12/2012 - Your Job Could Give Your Children Autism
3/12/2012 - I Was an 18-Year-Old Girl Scout
3/12/2012 - Cure Your Monday Blues By Watching a Baby Elephant Play in Some Dirt
3/12/2012 - Richard Nixon's Surprisingly Touching Love Letters Will Confuse Your Genitals
3/12/2012 - Panda and Manatee Share a Beautiful Moment
3/12/2012 - J.K. Rowling Loses Billionaire Status by Being a Lovely and Charitable Person
3/12/2012 - Public Sex Is My Radical Sex
3/12/2012 - Would You Pay $350 For Madonna's Shoes?
3/12/2012 - Cats (and Dolphins) Have No Sweet Tooth
3/12/2012 - Is a Secret Celebrity Tattletale Actually Robert Downey Jr.?
3/12/2012 - First Dog Totally Photobombs Spanish Language News Broadcast
3/12/2012 - Fourteen-Year-Old Owns More Property Than You
3/12/2012 - Sasha Grey Sends Mixed Messages in 'Equal Pay Day' PSA
3/12/2012 - Worth It: Is That Magic on Your Lips or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
3/12/2012 -
Revenge
Will End With a Cliffhanger and May Never Return
3/12/2012 - 10 Badass Moments in Girl Scout History
3/12/2012 - Kony 2012 and Invisible Children are Funded by Antigay Creationist Groups
3/12/2012 - In the Trailer for
On The Road
, Dean Moriarty is Smoking Hot
3/12/2012 - Woman Is Addicted to Smelling Scary-Ass, Disembodied Doll Head
3/12/2012 - Dozens of Young People With 'Emo' Haircuts, Skinny Jeans Killed in Iraq
3/12/2012 - Is the Bestselling 'Mommy Porn' Book Worth the Hype?
3/12/2012 - Are Your Facebook Friends Sex Offenders?
3/12/2012 - Kristen Wiig's Paula Deen Impression Is So Delicious, It Might Have Been Fried in Butter and Oil
3/12/2012 - Kony 2012 Founders to Release 'Explainer Video' Later Today
3/12/2012 - Pax Jolie-Pitt Has Attitude; Zahara Jolie-Pitt Has Blue Extensions
3/12/2012 - Teen Model's Lawsuit Against Urban Outfitters Will Proceed
3/12/2012 - 'Hipster-Ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters' Promises You a Wild Ride
3/12/2012 - AIDS Drugs Only Work If People Actually Take Them
3/12/2012 - Celebs Dress Down for Charity
3/12/2012 - Hot Trends in Online Dating: Syphilis and Chlamydia
3/12/2012 - For Just $9.65M, You Can Live in the House That Carrie Bradshaw Built
3/12/2012 - Meet the Family of 21 That's Challenging Duggars for Crazy-Breeding Crown
3/12/2012 - Dropping Acid Could Cure Alcoholism, Make Timothy Leary's Ghost Happy
3/12/2012 - Mass Indian Marriage Saves Eight Girls from a Lifetime of Prostitution
3/12/2012 - This Little Sports Fan Dances with Unnerving Intensity
3/12/2012 - Bobbi Kristina Is Lovingly Haunted by the Ghost of Whitney Houston
3/11/2012 - Equinox’s ‘Skinny Fat’ Awareness Ad Wants to Control Your Mind
3/11/2012 - Pooping Sadly Disqualifies Puppy from Obstacle Course
3/11/2012 - British Women Allege Un-Christian Discrimination for Wearing Crosses
3/11/2012 - Crappy Criping Creeping in Beaver County
3/11/2012 - Red Panda Tumbles in the Snow
3/11/2012 - Philadelphia Flower Show Marred by Appearance of the Dreaded Man-Cave
3/11/2012 - Sunday See-You-Soon: Celebrate Johnny Appleseed Day
3/11/2012 - Greenhouses Purport to Be Room of One’s Own for Wealthy, Indolent Women
3/11/2012 - This Time-Lapse Pregnancy May Startle You
3/11/2012 - Study Finds that Bees Can Have Tiny Little Personalities
3/11/2012 - Banana Split
3/11/2012 - Channing Tatum Is Opening a New Orleansy-Sounding New Orleans Bar in New Orleans
3/11/2012 - Studio Wants Dudes to See
The Hunger Games
Too
3/11/2012 - Stefon Explains the Football Jellyfish
3/11/2012 - Austin Is Probably Way Too Indie For You
3/11/2012 - Egyptian Court Clears Awful ‘Virginity Test’ Doctor
3/11/2012 - An Army of French Ninja Cats Is Creeping Up Behind You
3/11/2012 - Enjoy a Rooftop View of India’s Holi Festival
3/11/2012 - What Happened to Lindsay Lohan’s Marilyn Monroe Sketch on Last Week’s
SNL
?
3/11/2012 - This Is What a Bret Easton Ellis 'Dirt Bag' Looks Like
3/11/2012 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Is Single Again
3/10/2012 - Live from Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
3/10/2012 - Happy Birthday, Jon Hamm!
3/10/2012 - Sarah Palin Totally Doesn’t Give a Shit About
Game Change
3/10/2012 -
Doonesbury
’s Abortion Storyline Riles Editors
3/10/2012 - Purim Skipper Is a Limited Edition
3/10/2012 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!
3/10/2012 - The Horsepad Is an iPad...for Horses
3/10/2012 - Thrifty 14-Year-Old Girl Becomes Either the Best or Worst Landlord Ever
3/10/2012 - British Man Dispassionately Admits Hacking Abortion Provider’s Website
3/10/2012 - Thighs On Ice
3/10/2012 - Piglet’s Sink Chortling Is Really a Cry for Help
3/10/2012 - Dallas Flight Attendant Freaks the Fuck Out
3/10/2012 - Texas Women’s Health Fund to Lose Federal Funding Over Abortion Row
3/10/2012 - A Record Number of Women Could Be Putting Out Fires in New York
3/10/2012 - Why Yes, My Palace
Is
Made of Gingerbread...
3/10/2012 - Greta Van Susteren Harrumphs Louis C.K. Out of Congressional Correspondence Dinner
3/9/2012 - Dennis Quaid’s Third Marriage Is Not the Charm
3/9/2012 - Mindy Kaling Once Again Nails It
3/9/2012 - Penguins Love Flying On Planes
3/9/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
3/9/2012 - The Night Belongs to Juliette Binoche
3/9/2012 - Republican Party Shockingly Struggling to Attract Female Support
3/9/2012 - Slightly More Jobs For All, But Fewer Jobs For Women
3/9/2012 - Check out the Romney Family's Palin-Themed Halloween Costumes
3/9/2012 - Look at Me! Leave Me Alone!
3/9/2012 - The Good and Evil Sides of Reddit
3/9/2012 - Adventures in Baby Pooping
3/9/2012 - How Did the Kony 2012 Video Go Viral So Quickly?
3/9/2012 - We Are All the Olive Garden Lady
3/9/2012 - ‘Scorned’ LAPD Detective Stephanie Lazarus Finally Found Guilty of Killing Her Romantic Rival 26 Years Later
3/9/2012 - TGIF!
3/9/2012 - College Sex Fest Inspires Conservative Bullshit
3/9/2012 -
I Just Want My Pants Back
: Where Abortion Is No Option
3/9/2012 - Marc Jacobs Wore a Dress to His Own Event
3/9/2012 - Guys Answer Hard Questions About Soft Dicks
3/9/2012 - Johnny Depp Takes Tonto Character From Racist to Merely Culturally Insensitive
3/9/2012 - Mitt Romney Ominously Informs Mississippians That Strange Things are Happening to Him
3/9/2012 - University Wages War on Premarital Sex and Guerrilla Condoms
3/9/2012 -
Top Model
Contestant Totally Loses Her Shit at Panel
3/9/2012 - Story About Jennifer Westfeldt's Movie Becomes Story About Jennifer Westfeldt's Childlessness
3/9/2012 - The Creepy World Of Model Scouts
3/9/2012 - Sarah Palin's Got the Scoop on Barack Obama's Secret Slavery-Era Fantasies
3/9/2012 - A Timeless Warning on the Dangers of the Cinnamon Challenge
3/9/2012 - Legal Blogger Attempts to Criticize Lechery, Ends Up Seeming Lecherous
3/9/2012 - In Marc Jacobs' World, Runway Modeling Is Just Like Being in a Peanut Butter Commercial
3/9/2012 - Kony 2012 Director Says It's Not About Money While Campaign Makes Millions
3/9/2012 - New
Vogue
Italia Story Pokes Fun at Poor Blacks and Latinas, Seems Kinda Racist
3/9/2012 - It Could Be Worse: At Least We're Not Douching With Lysol Anymore
3/9/2012 -
Real Housewives
Will Make You Evil
3/9/2012 - Shirtless Protesters Fail to Ruffle Bank of America Automaton
3/9/2012 - Your Morning Squee: Opossum Shreds the Slopes on His Snowboard
3/9/2012 - Katy Perry is Sexing Baptiste Giabiconi, Karl Lagerfeld’s Hot Piece
3/8/2012 - Your Favorite Classic Movies, Bro'd
3/8/2012 - Real-Life
Mystic Pizza
May Soon Serve Its Last Slice
3/8/2012 - British Apparel Company Thinks Laundry Is Strictly Women’s Work
3/8/2012 - Audiences Remain Stubbornly Suspicious of Women Narrating Movie Trailers
3/8/2012 - Have a Daily Cocktail, Ladies, Unless You Want a Stroke
3/8/2012 - Matthew Weiner Almost Pete Campbelled His Way Off of
Mad Men
3/8/2012 - Comment of the Day: O to Be a Zombie!
3/8/2012 - Ellen Notches a Win Over One Million Bigoted Moms
3/8/2012 - The Benefits of Living Alone, As Told by the Upright Citizens Brigade
3/8/2012 - Doctor Ruth Reminds Us That If The Earth Is A'Rockin,' Don't Come A'Knockin'
3/8/2012 - Just in Time for International Women's Day, Radio Station Gives Lucky Winner a Czech Bride
3/8/2012 - Arizona Senate Wants to Make it Legal for Doctors to Lie About Birth Defects to Prevent Abortions
3/8/2012 - Some Bees Are Natural Thrill-Seekers
3/8/2012 - This Scary Animal Rights Activist Thinks Researchers Should Die
3/8/2012 - Iranian Women Strip Down to Protest the Repression [NSFW]
3/8/2012 - Kids' Birthday Party Gift Bags Are Getting Completely Out of Control
3/8/2012 - Michigan State University Offering Zombie Encounter Survival Skills
3/8/2012 - How to Set Boundaries With People You Love
3/8/2012 - Here's 'Game On,' the Rick Santorum Anthem Your Life Was Definitely Missing
3/8/2012 - Sandra Fluke 'Slut' Comments Mysteriously Vanish from Rush Limbaugh's Online Transcripts
3/8/2012 - Our Favorite Mortician Does Not Care for Zombies!
3/8/2012 - Sperm Is Weirdly Smart, Knows How to Count
3/8/2012 - In Which Retta Makes an Awesome Casting Plea for
Parks and Recreation
3/8/2012 - Meet the Group Behind All Those Crappy Ultrasound Laws
3/8/2012 - Wolf-Whistles and Cat-Calls Still Legal in Europe, Despite What You Might Have Heard
3/8/2012 - Kony 2012 Group Responds to Increasing Criticism
3/8/2012 - In Defense of Sluts
3/8/2012 - Rush Limbaugh's Line of '90s Fashion Ties Is Appropriately Hideous
3/8/2012 - Louis Vuitton Threatens To Sue Penn Law School Over Logo Parody
3/8/2012 - What Type of Nipple Are You?
3/8/2012 - Start Shrieking, Ladies: Boy Bands Are Back
3/8/2012 - Blackface Happened on MTV
3/8/2012 - Inventor of Spanx is World's Youngest Female Self-Made Billionaire
3/8/2012 - Facebook Means Always Having to Look Your Best
3/8/2012 - In Texas, Abortion Trumps Healthcare Access
3/8/2012 - Enterprising Man Arrested for Smuggling 40,000 Fake Erectile Dysfunction Pills
3/8/2012 - Woman Endured 75 Days of Lying Upside Down in Labor to Save Her Babies
3/8/2012 - Michele Bachmann Rides In on Her Crazy Horse to Warn Us That Obama Kills Babies
3/8/2012 - When Pigs Fly, It's Actually Very Cute
3/8/2012 - Rihanna’s Daddy Dearest Says His ‘Fat’ Daughter Should Get Back With Chris Brown
3/7/2012 - Parents Leave Daughter at Chuck E. Cheese, Don't Notice Until They See Her on the News
3/7/2012 - The Santorum: A Frothy Cocktail That Will Fix What Ails You
3/7/2012 - Sarah Jessica Parker Wants You to Know She's Wearing a Bra
3/7/2012 - Can a Pill Really Cure Racism?
3/7/2012 - Think Twice Before Donating to Kony 2012, the Charitable Meme du Jour
3/7/2012 - A New Way to Feed Your Jean Dujardin Addiction
3/7/2012 - Comment of the Day: Rick Santorum Is the Six Million Dollar Douchebag
3/7/2012 - Secret Couple Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett Totally Pulled One Over on Us
3/7/2012 - Alexander McQueen, for Aphrodites in Search of Clam Shells
3/7/2012 - Iman Makes One Hell of an "Afro-Geisha"
3/7/2012 - Lessons in World Domination: The Sloth's Sleepy Rise to Internet Fame
3/7/2012 - 'Purity Pledge' Would've Made GOP Candidates Pinkie-Promise to Abstain From Porn and Adultery
3/7/2012 - Florida Legislature Ensures Your Right to Dye Animals All Sorts of Pretty Colors
3/7/2012 - Chinese Lady Billionaires Are Doing Great; Other Women, Not So Much
3/7/2012 -
Dance Moms
Has Devolved Into Little Girls Doing Burlesque in Nude Suits
3/7/2012 - Badass Female Kicker Tries Out For LSU Football Team
3/7/2012 - Men's Magazines Aren't Necessarily Doing Them Any Favors
3/7/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
3/7/2012 - Falling Kate Moss Injures Four
3/7/2012 - Porn Producer Fights for Constitutional Right to Film Women Eating Poop
3/7/2012 - Dr. Ruth Attempts to Start Sexy Hashtag Trend
3/7/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Snooki's Dad Didn't Speak To Her After She Told Him She Was Knocked Up
3/7/2012 - Noted Derelict Randall Terry Thinks He Beat the President in Oklahoma
3/7/2012 - Jessica Simpson Is Demi Moore on this Month's Cover of
Elle
3/7/2012 - Did Time-Travel TV Really Kill Two Chinese Schoolgirls?
3/7/2012 - 'Too Fat'
Top Model
Winner Triumphs In $85,000 Agency Lawsuit
3/7/2012 - Sketchy Crisis Pregnancy Center Services Now Available to Barnes & Noble Shoppers
3/7/2012 - Here's Rick Santorum Lifting Weights in a Suit
3/7/2012 - Your Lunchtime Coo: Tiny Kitten and Baby Monkey Are the New Peas and Carrots
3/7/2012 - Conservative Sluts Have It Sooo Much Worse Than Liberal Sluts, Says Conservative Non-Slut
3/7/2012 - Go Ahead and Buy Cheap Wine, You Can't Taste the Difference Anyway
3/7/2012 - Your Period Is a Time for Deep Lady-Bonding
3/7/2012 - The Manhattan Diet Is the Newest Way to Get Thin, Date Woody Allen
3/7/2012 - Sarah Palin Defends Rush Limbaugh, Says Apology Was Unnecessary
3/7/2012 - Your Paranoia Over Facebook Photos Is Perhaps Justified
3/7/2012 - France Considers Banning Child Beauty Pageants
3/7/2012 - Demi Lovato Bravely Admits She's Still Struggling with Self-Harm and Bulimia
3/7/2012 - Super Tuesday Is a Wash as Romney Finally Wins Ohio
3/6/2012 - The Miller Sisters, 73-Year-Old Identical Twin Recluses, Die At Virtually the Same Time
3/6/2012 - Obama Uses Rush Limbaugh's Idiocy to Teach Malia and Sasha a Stirring Lesson
3/6/2012 - 81-Year-Old Woman Wins Massive $336 Million Dollar Lottery Jackpot
3/6/2012 - Someone Finally Vomits Live on
The View
3/6/2012 - Katniss Meets Cinna in the Newest
Hunger Games
Clip
3/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: I'll See Your Rush and Raise You a Hamm
3/6/2012 - Maggie Smith Might Leave
Downton Abbey
, Robbing Us of Our Beloved Dowager Countess
3/6/2012 - Mike O'Brien Lives the Dream in
7 Minutes in Heaven with Paul Rudd
3/6/2012 - Stoner Miley Cyrus Is Quite the Philosopher
3/6/2012 - Parahawking Is the New Way to Fly Like a Bird
3/6/2012 - Study That Links Abortion and Adverse Mental Problems Actually Bullshit, Say Scientists
3/6/2012 - The Best Laugh Is a Solitary Laugh
3/6/2012 - Finally, a Reason to Stop Trying So Hard at Life
3/6/2012 - Man Arrested for Exposing His Fake Penis
3/6/2012 - Women Sue Military For Being Incredibly Rapey
3/6/2012 - Rush Limbaugh Seriously Loses His Shit, Randomly Attacks Another Young Woman
3/6/2012 - Did My Rapist Find Me on Spokeo?
3/6/2012 - An Open Letter to Myself at Age 14
3/6/2012 - Ask an Actuary: When Will Don Draper Die?
3/6/2012 - Scary But Smart PSA Combats Teen Rape
3/6/2012 - Marc Jacobs Didn't Always Refuse to Pay His Models
3/6/2012 - Watch Ke$ha's Sarah McLachlan-esque Plea on Behalf of Baby Seals
3/6/2012 - Did Slut Comments Actually Win Rush a Sponsor?
3/6/2012 - Barnard, Columbia at War Over Obama, Feminazis, and Cum Dumpsters
3/6/2012 - Paris Fashion Week, Where Eccentricity Means 'Weird With Money'
3/6/2012 - The Bret Easton Ellis/James Deen LA Noir Movie is a Go (Maybe)
3/6/2012 - 'Millionaire Madam' Just Your Ordinary Suburban Mom
3/6/2012 - Alexander Wang's Garment Workers Sue for $50M Alleging Mistreatment
3/6/2012 - Rick Santorum Thinks That Single Women Who Breed Need to be Kicked in the Butt
3/6/2012 - A Very Funny Reminder That Limbaugh Has Always Been a Terrible, Terrible Person
3/6/2012 - Nosy Colleges and Employers Are Coming for Your Facebook Passwords
3/6/2012 - Charming Man Somehow Acquires a Cannon, Kills His Wife With It
3/6/2012 - China's Version of
Gossip Girl
Might Be Slightly Less Exciting
3/6/2012 - Yoga Got a Stoner Out of Jail
3/6/2012 - The Game and Crew Grope Woman on Stage, Then Throw Her Off
3/6/2012 - We Live in a Country Where Two-Year-Olds are Getting Root Canals
3/6/2012 - The Ten Weirdest Allegations From Paula Deen's Home-Cooked Racism and Sexual Harassment Complaint
3/6/2012 - Oh Crap, Those Fancy Gel Manicures Might Be Bad for You
3/6/2012 - For Lasting Romance, Find Out Why She's Sad
3/6/2012 - Rick Santorum Makes the Bizarre Promise to Never Speak the Name of Any Former President
3/6/2012 - Missouri Stupidly Decides to Create Rush Limbaugh Shrine in the State Capitol
3/6/2012 - Katy Perry and ‘Ginger Ninja' Prince Harry Plan Romp on Palace Grounds
3/5/2012 - Meet the Transgender Indonesian Nanny Who Took Care of Young Barack Obama
3/5/2012 - See Britney Spears Grow Up Before Your Very Eyes
3/5/2012 - Your Evening Swoon: Jon Hamm Photobombs Brian Williams
3/5/2012 - Patricia Heaton Apologizes to Sandra Fluke for Tweeting Nasty Things About Her
3/5/2012 - Tiny Baby Goats In Sweaters Follow Girl Wherever She Goes
3/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: An Important Announcement from the TSA
3/5/2012 - Snooki Is Getting Married!
3/5/2012 - Zillionaire Ann Romney Doesn't Consider Herself Rich
3/5/2012 - Kirk Cameron's TV Family Does Not Approve of his Homophobic Remarks
3/5/2012 - Elisabeth Moss Would Like You to Stop Asking When Don and Peggy Will Finally Sleep Together
3/5/2012 - Your Sarcastic Dick-Related Legislation Roundup
3/5/2012 - Boy's Two Moms Finally Get Full Parental Rights
3/5/2012 - Why Does the Media Continue to Act Like Terry Richardson Isn't Totally Fucked Up?
3/5/2012 - Slothing to the Oldies
3/5/2012 - On Purim, Women Should Be Neither Seen Nor Heard
3/5/2012 - Model Would Just Like To Say She Really Enjoyed Working Unpaid For Marc Jacobs
3/5/2012 - Oops! Looks Like You Might Need Your Appendix After All
3/5/2012 - Rush Limbaugh Continues to Insatiably Screw Self as 12th Sponsor Flees [Updated]
3/5/2012 - Worth It: Jeans That Actually Are Good
3/5/2012 - Anti-Choice Campaign Improbably Leads to Win for Everyone
3/5/2012 - How to Cure a Headache Without Pills
3/5/2012 - Your February 2012 Apocalypse Index
3/5/2012 - 'I Am Sure in Your Mind That This Was Some Big Step for Girl Power'
3/5/2012 - News Professionals Get Giggly Over Justin Bieber's Hummer
3/5/2012 - Marc Jacobs Responds to Allegations of Non-Payment: 'If Models Don't Want To Work With Us, They Don't Have To'
3/5/2012 - Another
Hunger Games
Workout Promises You'll Get In 'Killer' Shape
3/5/2012 - 13-Year-Old Iranian Girl Sings Stunningly Beautiful Adele Cover
3/5/2012 - Man Loses Two Jobs for Daring to Marry Partner
3/5/2012 - Sandra Fluke Gives First Network TV Interview, Calls Bullshit on Limbaugh's Apology
3/5/2012 - This Is What Happens When You Try to Steal a Girl Scout's Cookie Money
3/5/2012 - Your Afternoon Cry: Dog and Owner Reunited Months After a Car Accident Came Between Them
3/5/2012 - Three School Officials Arrested for Abusing the Same Student
3/5/2012 - TSA Forces Woman to Use Her Breast Pump Before She Can Take It Through Security
3/5/2012 - Meet the Woman Addicted to Her Toenails
3/5/2012 - First Black Disney Princess Endorses Delicious Watermelon Candy, Stereotypes
3/5/2012 - Marc Jacobs Doesn't Pay His Models, Says Model [Updated]
3/5/2012 - Suzanne Somers Is First Patient to Undergo New Experimental Breast Reconstruction
3/5/2012 - Study Reveals Snoring Kids Are Also Hyper Kids
3/5/2012 - Things Get Ugly in Virginia as Riot Police Crack Down on Pro-Choice Protesters
3/5/2012 - Christina Hendricks Denies Her Bountiful Bare Breasts Are Internet Stars
3/4/2012 - Boy Gets Frighteningly Creative and Attacks His Mom With a Pop Tart
3/4/2012 - Dad Is World’s Worst Ski Instructor
3/4/2012 - MIT Offers Awesome Classes to Give Nerds Social Skills
3/4/2012 - Talented Hound Dog Plays the Piano and Sings the Blues
3/4/2012 - Living the Dream: Guy Rushes Pippa Middleton and Gives Her a Kiss
3/4/2012 - Miracle Baby Who Survived the Tornado That Killed Her Family Has Died
3/4/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Three Cheers for Frances Perkins
3/4/2012 - Senate Women Maintain Civility with Regular Dinner Parties
3/4/2012 - Mayim Bialik Would Like You to Know that It’s Okay to Cuddle Your Kid
3/4/2012 - The
Hunger Games
Stars Risk Carpal Tunnel to Sign Your Posters
3/4/2012 -
Turn Me On, Dammit!
Is the Girl’s Coming of Age Movie that Hollywood Would Never Make
3/4/2012 - Scissor Me Timbers!
3/4/2012 - New Orleans Woman Hopes to Pray the Crime Away
3/4/2012 - Princess Beatrice and Her Fabulous Hats Want to Earn Their Own Living
3/4/2012 - Sydney’s Mayor Gaily Enjoys a Very Gay Mardi Gras Parade
3/4/2012 - Kirk Cameron Will Totally Tell His Kids that Gay Marriage Is a Sin
3/4/2012 - The French Revolution Put the Kabosh on Lady Artists
3/4/2012 - Baby Sloths Learn How to Climb and It’s Just as Adorable as You’d Imagine
3/4/2012 - Texas Girl Scout Toughs Fail to Stop Cookie Cash Box Bandit
3/4/2012 - The Real Housewives of Disney Will Ruin Your Childhood
3/4/2012 - Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke for His Shitty Attempt at ‘Humor’
3/4/2012 - Whitney Houston Was Saving All Her Love For Jermaine Jackson
3/3/2012 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
3/3/2012 - Saturday Night Social
3/3/2012 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!
3/3/2012 - Here's Taylor Swift Wearing Kanye West
3/3/2012 - Obama to Deliver Keynote Address for Very Lucky Barnard Women
3/3/2012 - Swedish Hasbeens' New Lookbook is a Little Creepy
3/3/2012 - Does This New Gadget Mean the End of Waitstaff?
3/3/2012 - Meet the 'Brogrammers'
3/3/2012 - Watch Sherlock Holmes and the Doctor Battle it Out, Broadway Style
3/3/2012 - Lena Dunham and her
Girls
Castmates Talk About Sex (in the City)
3/3/2012 - Georgetown Student Wants You to Know that Sandra Fluke Doesn't Speak For Her, or Even For 'Skanks'
3/3/2012 - Amber Tamblyn Tricked Tyrese into Thinking She Was Amber Rose with Amazing 'Awareness Raps'
3/3/2012 - Paul Rudd Wishes Other Filmmakers Besides Judd Apatow Paid Attention to Him
3/2/2012 - Nick Cannon Says He's Suffering From an Autoimmune Disease
3/2/2012 - Waldorf-Astoria Lets Adorable Couple Celebrating 60th Anniversary Stay There for 1952 Room Rate
3/2/2012 - Hollywood, For The Last Time, Octavia Spencer and Sherri Shepherd Are Different People
3/2/2012 - The Night Belongs to Karen Carpenter
3/2/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
3/2/2012 - Rush Limbaugh's Loose Lips Cause Him to Lose Advertisers
3/2/2012 - Target Bans Sandblasted Jeans to Help Factory Workers
3/2/2012 - Stop Lying To Your Young, Impressionable Fanbase, Kim Kardashian!
3/2/2012 - Ice Cream Now Grows on Trees
3/2/2012 - Palin Family's Diplomatic Relations with HBO Dissolve, Allegiance With
Lifetime
Still Intact
3/2/2012 - Dog Gets Caught In the Tennis Ball Rainstorm of His Dreams
3/2/2012 - Undercover Reporter at Applebee's Recounts Horrific Sexual Assault
3/2/2012 - Listen to the Wonderfully Nostalgic
Clarissa Explains It All
Album
3/2/2012 - Here Are Some Tips to Get You
Hunger Games
Skinny
3/2/2012 - TGIF!
3/2/2012 - Ultimate 'Nice Guy' Suspended from School for Giving Letter on Inner Beauty to Female Classmates
3/2/2012 - Baby Is a Year Old and Already Playing Drums Like a Boss
3/2/2012 - It's Time to Stop Sneaking Vegetables Into Your Children's Desserts
3/2/2012 - Jeremy Lin Will Totally Talk to You... Unless You Look Slutty
3/2/2012 - Your Depressing Digest of Proposed State Anti-Abortion Laws
3/2/2012 - Why Don't We Know More About The 24-Year-Old Reporter Who Exposed the Penn State Scandal?
3/2/2012 - Cupcake ATM Is the Future of Dessert
3/2/2012 - Here's One Government Program That Actually Wants Young Adults to Talk About Premarital Sex
3/2/2012 - President Calls Sandra Fluke, Tells Her That Her Parents Should Be Proud
3/2/2012 - '16 and Pregnant' Star Arrested for Shoplifting Pregnancy Test
3/2/2012 - Researchers Say Anorexia Is a Socially Transmitted Illness
3/2/2012 - Meet the 21-Year-Old Art Student Who Tricked Folks (Including
GMA
) Into Thinking She Was a Tween
3/2/2012 - Worth It: Keep Your Laptop From Frying Your Legs
3/2/2012 - Cate Blanchett Is Rightly Terrified of Plastic Surgery
3/2/2012 - Creepy Groupon Is Creepy
3/2/2012 - Katniss Shows Gamemakers Who's Boss in Brand New
Hunger Games
Clip
3/2/2012 - Submission Sex Fantasy Books Invade the Burbs
3/2/2012 - 'Cruelty-Free' Cosmetics Companies Are Total Liars
3/2/2012 - Are Modern Dudes Reasserting Their Manliness Through 'Guy' Chores?
3/2/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Begged for the
SNL
Hosting Gig
3/2/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Woman Dies of Cancer After Unknowingly Passing it to Her Baby In Utero
3/2/2012 - Meryl Streep Really Knows How to Work a Pair of Glasses
3/2/2012 - Proposed Measures to Georgia Breast Feeding Law Could Punish Assholes Who Harass Nursing Mothers
3/2/2012 - Robert Pattinson is Understandably Excited About His Upcoming Father-Son Orgy
3/1/2012 - Caffeine Keeps Morning People Up All Night, Leaves Night Owls Blissfully Unaffected
3/1/2012 - Hank, the Cat Who's Running for Senate, Has Made Some Powerful Enemies
3/1/2012 - Kate Middleton Will Look, But She Will Not Touch
3/1/2012 - 95-Year-Old Woman Sets World Record By Marrying Her Adorable 98-Year-Old Boyfriend
3/1/2012 - Stephen Colbert Reveals His Genius Plan to Start Giving Men Transurethral Ultrasounds
3/1/2012 - Comment of the Day: Beware of Flying Gay Agenda Monkeys
3/1/2012 - Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose Are Engaged!
3/1/2012 -
It Gets Betterish
Is a Webseries Well Worth Watching
3/1/2012 - Patti Stanger Knows About Our Secret Crack Habit
3/1/2012 - Unbelievably Stupid Law Would Declare Single Parenthood Child Abuse
3/1/2012 -
Plus
Magazine Editor Says She Totally Didn't Say Crystal Renn Betrayed Her
3/1/2012 - Police Keep Interfering in Fun, Totally Safe-Sounding Home Butt-Pumping Craze
3/1/2012 - Headaches Actually Do Make You Like Sex Less
3/1/2012 - Only Assholes Think You Won't Sleep With Them Unless They're Assholes
3/1/2012 - My Internet Boyfriend and the Warning Signs of Abuse
3/1/2012 - Maryland Legalizes Gay Marriage, For Now
3/1/2012 - Baby Sloth in a Onesie Is Possibly the Most Adorable Thing You'll Ever See
3/1/2012 - WTF Is Up With K-Pop and Blackface?!
3/1/2012 - How to Get Your Stuff Back After a Breakup
3/1/2012 - Disney Prematurely Indefinitely Delays Controversial Fat Shameland
3/1/2012 -
Frankenweenie
: Now This Is What Tim Burton Is Good At
3/1/2012 - Crap Email From a Dude: Rush Limbaugh Fanboy Extravaganza Edition
3/1/2012 - Nancy Grace Goes At It With
The View
Panel
3/1/2012 - Senate Votes to Kill Rule That Would Allow Employers to Deny Birth Control Coverage
3/1/2012 - Neatnik Dog Always Washes Her Toys Before Leaving the Dog Park
3/1/2012 - Navajo Nation Sues Urban Outfitters Over The 'Navajo Hipster Panty'
3/1/2012 - Kids Are Eating Sugar Like It's Going Out of Style (Which It Is)
3/1/2012 - Salons Are Still Offering Brazilian Blowouts, Cancer Be Damned!
3/1/2012 - Finally, a Feminine Vodka Specially Formulated to Get Your Vagina Drunk
3/1/2012 - Watch Matt Lauer's Awkward Attempt to Bro Out with Zac Efron Over Dropped Condom
3/1/2012 - Lady Bonobos Totally Kiss and Tell
3/1/2012 - Presenting: The 50 Ugliest Baby Names
3/1/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Claims Her Love Life Is What Derailed Her Career
3/1/2012 - 41-Year-Old Teacher Shacks Up with 18-Year-Old Student, Expected Outrage Occurs
3/1/2012 - You Probably Haven’t Noticed, But You’re Getting Fat
3/1/2012 - Mitt-Flops: The Only Abortion-Themed Campaign Footwear You Need
3/1/2012 - Rich White Dudes Can Be Gropers Too
3/1/2012 - Federal Judge Sends Insanely Racist Email Implying Obama's Mom Fucked a Dog
3/1/2012 - Tim Tebow Tackles Taylor Swift's Heart