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2012 June
6/29/2012 - Adele Is Pregnant, You Guys! Adele Is Pregnant!
6/29/2012 - Achtung Baby: It's 'Call Me Maybe' in Deutsch
6/29/2012 - The Supreme Court Upheld Your Right to Lie in the Name of Love (and/or Boning)
6/29/2012 - Diddy and Lena Dunham Are the Newest Celebrity Besties
6/29/2012 - Here's the Best Birth Plan Ever
6/29/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
6/29/2012 - The Night Belongs To You Guys
6/29/2012 - I Have a Toddler and This Is What Goes Through My Head When Someone Asks Me To Get Together For a Few Beers
6/29/2012 - What the Hell, It's Friday—Here Are Some Dudes' Butts for You
6/29/2012 - Jezebel Book Club: Gone Girl
6/29/2012 - Chief Justice John Roberts Must Have Had an Epileptic Episode, Reason Increasingly Deluded Conservatives
6/29/2012 - The Jezebel 25: Fancy Group Portrait Edition
6/29/2012 - TGIF/Stay Cool!
6/29/2012 - Obamacare: One Less Reason to Get Married
6/29/2012 - Jordin Sparks and Friends 'Celebrate' Whitney Houston's Last Song
6/29/2012 - Student Loan Interest Rates Aren't Going to Double, After All
6/29/2012 - A Make-Up Tutorial That's Not for the Faint of Heart
6/29/2012 - Women's Ten Biggest Complaints About Men's Ten Biggest Complaints About Women
6/29/2012 - Baby-Proof Baby Books
6/29/2012 - Woman Claims Priest Sexually Abused Her During the Course of a 2-Year-Long Exorcism
6/29/2012 - Meet India's 'Tampon King'
6/29/2012 - How to Be a 'Reverse-Racist': An Actual Step-by-Step List for Oppressing White People
6/29/2012 - BREAKING: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Divorcing After Five Blissful Years
6/29/2012 - Carmen Electra Falls Deeply in Lust on
The Choice
6/29/2012 - Sarah Palin Feels All the Feelings About the Supreme Court's Obamacare Ruling
6/29/2012 - Not-So-Amazing Looks at
The Amazing Spider-Man
Premiere
6/29/2012 - Carla Bruni Didn't Immediately Lose All Her Baby Weight, So People Think She Must Be Pregnant Again
6/29/2012 - Dear Struggling Novelists:
Fifty Shades of Grey
Author Currently Making One MILLION Dollars a Week
6/29/2012 - Air Force Rocked by Increasingly Major Sexual Assault Scandal
6/29/2012 - Court Rules in Favor of Crisis Pregnancy Centers' Right to Lie to Women
6/29/2012 -
Dora the Explorer
Gets a Badass Makeover With the Help of
Modern Family
's Ariel Winter
6/29/2012 - The 'Miss Holocaust Survivor' Beauty Pageant
6/29/2012 - Hear Nora Ephron Talk About Women Writers
6/29/2012 - In China, People Might Soon Be Required By Law to Visit Their Elderly Parents
6/29/2012 - George Clooney And Jennifer Aniston Share Private Jet, Awkwardly Avoid Topic Of Brad Pitt
6/28/2012 - Men's Rights Activists Upset the Word 'Men' Isn't Used More in Affordable Care Act
6/28/2012 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Finally Gets Dumped by His Wife
6/28/2012 - Bottoms Up: Turns Out There's Actually Alcohol in Your Soda
6/28/2012 - Your Evening Cry: 7-Year-Old Named Heaven Shot to Death While Selling Snow Cones
6/28/2012 - Comment of the Day: Let's All Prank Call Matt Lauer
6/28/2012 - Wow, That Was Fast—Savannah Guthrie Taking Over for Ann Curry Tomorrow Morning
6/28/2012 - Here Are TV's Best
I Love You
s
6/28/2012 - Channing Tatum and Jimmy Fallon are Looking Pretty Good in Drag
6/28/2012 - Official Texas GOP Platform Condemns Critical Thinking Skills, Homos
6/28/2012 - New Diet Pill to Provide New Ammunition in Battle Against Skinny Smugness Crisis
6/28/2012 - Why Elite Gymnasts Come Back
6/28/2012 - Hallelujah! Secret Keeper Girl Is Here to Save Your Slatternly Trollop of a Preteen Daughter
6/28/2012 - Hillary Clinton Is a Globe-Trotting Super-Boss
6/28/2012 - Ursula the Sea Witch Forced to Get Liposuction for Disney Villains Beauty Line
6/28/2012 - Meet the Woman Who Farts for a Living
6/28/2012 -
Vogue
Chops Off Supermodel's Right Leg In Tragic Photoshop Accident
6/28/2012 - Enraged Conservatives Threaten to Move to Canada, Where There's No Socialized Medicine! Oh, Wait.
6/28/2012 -
Big Ang
Sneak Peek: It's Like a Middle-Aged
Jersey Shore
6/28/2012 - What Do You Do When Your 10-Year-Old Girl Says She's Fat?
6/28/2012 - Introducing the Jezebel Book Club
6/28/2012 - Washington Post Reporters Travel to Alaska to Find Men with Limited Success
6/28/2012 - Genius: Strip Club Tax Will Help Pay for Rape Kit Processing
6/28/2012 - Heaven Can't Help You, But Hell Just Might Be Able To
6/28/2012 - Virginia Madsen Spills the Secret to Aging Well; Has the Rare Distinction of Kissing Morgan Freeman Onscreen
6/28/2012 - 'Keep Her on the Field' Campaign Aims to Get Teenage Girls Back in the Game
6/28/2012 - Lady Gaga Bought Some Of Daphne Guinness's Old Clothes
6/28/2012 - This Is What We Talk About When We Talk About Jezebel's New Discussion System
6/28/2012 - What Does the Supreme Court Ruling on Obamacare Mean for Your Vagina?
6/28/2012 - American Miley Cyrus Was the Star of the Australians in Film Awards
6/28/2012 - The Suburbs Are So Totally Over
6/28/2012 - Just How Bad Is It for Women in Egypt? Very.
6/28/2012 - Bullied Girls Are Growing Up to Have Serious Health Problems as Adults
6/28/2012 - Google's Women Attempt to Gain Equality One T-Shirt at a Time
6/28/2012 - Kids Can't Stop Eating Those Brightly-Colored Laundry Detergent Packets
6/28/2012 - Ann Curry's Teary Goodbye on
Today
: 'This Is Not How I Expected to Leave This Couch After 15 Years'
6/28/2012 - B.J. Novak Gives
The Office
His Two Weeks' Notice
6/27/2012 - Michelle Obama and Ann Romney Duke It Out Over Who Has the Better Cookie Recipe
6/27/2012 - Man Plays Mind Games with His Dogs in the Most Adorable Possible Way
6/27/2012 - Bill Murray Gets His Swing On
6/27/2012 - Two-Year-Old Has Giant Tumor Removed That Weighs More Than He Does
6/27/2012 - Ann Curry Will Announce Her Departure Tomorrow on
Today
6/27/2012 - Paula Deen Has Dropped 30 Pounds Since Diabetes Diagnosis
6/27/2012 - Here's How to Nominate Someone for Comment of the Day
6/27/2012 - Twitter Says Goodbye to Nora Ephron
6/27/2012 - Hedge Fund Ladies: You're Never the Right Age to Succeed
6/27/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Adorable Blind Puppy Is Newest Member of Albuquerque Baseball Team
6/27/2012 - The Personhood Movement Isn't Going Away Anytime Soon
6/27/2012 - Here's a New, Totally Legal Reddit Hub Devoted to Creep Shots
6/27/2012 - Hear the Song that Makes Rebecca Black's Friday Sound Like Beethoven's 9th Symphony
6/27/2012 -
Magic Mike
Is the Stripper Movie That Will Bring Womankind Together
6/27/2012 - Boston Police Department Union Has an Incredibly Fucked Up Newsletter
6/27/2012 - Liz Smith Published Her Nora Ephron Obit Before Nora Ephron Was Dead
6/27/2012 - 'Aces of Bass' is One Delightfully Classy Ace of Base Tribute
6/27/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Editors Actually Admit to Being Hoaxed by Teen Mom's Mom
6/27/2012 - Hillary Clinton is a Member of a 'Secret Muslim Sisterhood,' Says Rush Limbaugh's Crazy Ass
6/27/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
6/27/2012 - Oh, No Big Deal, It's Just the First MRI of a Baby Being Born
6/27/2012 - Another Religious Organization Accused of Covering Up Child Rape
6/27/2012 - Is Lana Del Rey More a Jackie or a Marilyn?
6/27/2012 - 'Having It All' Means Having All the Shitty Stuff Too
6/27/2012 - Terry Richardson Took Down These Photos Of Lindsay Lohan With A Gun To Her Head
6/27/2012 - Bishop Bans HPV Vaccine in Catholic School, Because Cancer Prevention Turns Girls into Sluts
6/27/2012 - Sarah Palin Deludedly Dottering About 'Death Panels' Again
6/27/2012 - Artsy Types Kookily Dress the Part
6/27/2012 - Cold-Hearted Ladies Refuse to Date Unemployed Men
6/27/2012 - A Quick Solution to Infidelity: Brand Your Spouse
6/27/2012 - Mississippi Could Soon Be the First State Without an Abortion Clinic
6/27/2012 - Nature Is Cruel: Women Who Are Afraid of Giving Birth Have Longer Labors
6/27/2012 - Bumbling TSA Agent Accidentally Spills Grandpa's Ashes All Over Airport Floor
6/27/2012 - Louis CK Cast A Black Actress As The Mother Of His White Kids And Everyone's Bugging
6/27/2012 - Welcome to Kinja, Our New Commenting System
6/27/2012 - Remember Nora Ephron With This Movie Marathon
6/26/2012 - Mama Bear Cleverly Rescues Her Cub After It Gets Stuck in a Garage
6/26/2012 - Katy Perry Makes Small Talk With Small Boy
6/26/2012 - CDC Will Offer Free Rapid HIV Testing in Pharmacies
6/26/2012 - Condoleezza Rice Will Not Run for Vice President No Matter How Much We Beg and Plead
6/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: Silence is Golden
6/26/2012 - Amy Poehler Lets Us In on the Easiest Way to Make Will Arnett Cry
6/26/2012 - Nora Ephron Has Passed Away at Age 71 [UPDATED]
6/26/2012 - Russell Crowe Is Building a Boat, Will Be Gone for Some Time
6/26/2012 - Hey Girl, Your Coffee Table Will Look Great With
Feminist Ryan Gosling
On It
6/26/2012 - A Complete Guide to Shaming and Snarking
6/26/2012 - Want to Go Into Politics? Better be a Beauty Queen First
6/26/2012 - Self-Absorbed Is the New Normal
6/26/2012 - Syrian Rebel Fighter Performs Impromptu Backstreet Boys Concert
6/26/2012 - Fuck You, Cats
6/26/2012 - Thank Dog: Uggie Finally Gets the Hollywood Respect He's Always Deserved
6/26/2012 - Dastardly Senator Tries to Sneak 'Personhood' Clause into Flood Bill
6/26/2012 - And Now, a Ryan Lochte Appreciation Post
6/26/2012 - Horse People Sure Can Be Touchy
6/26/2012 - Uh-oh, It's Summertime and Your Bitch is on Kreayshawn's Mind
6/26/2012 - Eva Longoria Falls Victim To Horrible Photoshop Accident
6/26/2012 - Jesus Ain't Your Boyfriend
6/26/2012 - I Don't Care About Your Stupid Vulva, It's All Vagina to Me
6/26/2012 - Can These Two Black Female Rising Stars Convince America that the Tea Party Isn't Racist?
6/26/2012 - Government Workers in Osaka Forced to Admit If They Have Tattoos
6/26/2012 - Christie Brinkley To Ex-Husband's New Wife: 'When He Cheats On You, I'll Be Here For You'
6/26/2012 - Joe Manganiello's Body Rolls Are The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
6/26/2012 - I'm a Mom and I'm Stoned Right Now
6/26/2012 - Your Favorite Couple John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Have Gone Their Separate Ways
6/26/2012 - FBI Works With Cruise Lines to Bury Reports of Rapes at Sea
6/26/2012 - Not Even a Trip to Le Vet Can Cure Henri the Existential Cat of His Ennui
6/26/2012 - Giving Wine a Fussy Name Makes Snobs Think it Tastes Better
6/26/2012 - John Travolta's Wig Looked Really Good at the
Savages
Premiere
6/26/2012 - Promising Male Contraceptive Patch Could Soon Give Men the Freedom to Slut It Up
6/26/2012 - Lil' Kim Thinks You Guys Are Being Way Too Hard on Chris Brown (Updated)
6/26/2012 - Pinkberry Offers Us a Way to Eat Dessert for Breakfast
6/26/2012 - My Little Comments: Friendship Is Magic
6/26/2012 - Self-Proclaimed Troll Zach Galifianakis To Wed Tall Blonde Princess
6/25/2012 - Teenage Lesbian Couple Found in a Texas Park With Gunshot Wounds to the Head
6/25/2012 - Nursing Homes Aren't Letting Old People Have Enough Sex
6/25/2012 - FBI Sex-Trafficking Sting Saves 79 Teens and Rounds Up 104 Pimps
6/25/2012 - Genius Cat Offers Lesson in How to Control Humans By Walking Them on Leashes
6/25/2012 - Beyonce Fans Enraged that She's Been Associating with Scarlet Woman Kim Kardashian
6/25/2012 - Comment of the Day: Dangerous Christian iPads Will Only Drive You to Sin
6/25/2012 - Crab and Wiener Dog Star in Epic Battle of Cute
6/25/2012 - Beyonce and Solange Knowles Are Celebrating in Style
6/25/2012 - More Than Half the Country Has "No Doubt" That God Is Real
6/25/2012 - Coroner Who Handled Marilyn Monroe's Body in 1962 Quotes Poetry When He Speaks of Her
6/25/2012 - Get Rid of Embarrassing Sunburn
6/25/2012 - Hang In There, Baby: Here's a Basket of Kittens
6/25/2012 - The Right to Gay Divorce is Just as Important as the Right to Gay Marriage
6/25/2012 - Facebook Names Sheryl Sandberg to its Formerly All-Male Board
6/25/2012 - Home Births Are Actually Kind of Dangerous
6/25/2012 - Merida From
Brave
Isn't a Lesbian, But She Could Be
6/25/2012 - Jon Hamm Shows How to Take Direction Like a True Professional
6/25/2012 - Nuns Protesting Republican Budget Should be Pistol Whipped, Says Radio Jackass
6/25/2012 - What We Can Learn From The 17 Very Naked Photos Terry Richardson Just Posted of Paz de la Huerta
6/25/2012 - The Tweens Have Taken Over the Earth and Own Us All
6/25/2012 - Thank the Lord; There's a Christian-Friendly Version of the iPad
6/25/2012 - Don't Call it Makeup, Bro
6/25/2012 - Sneak Peek: Shirley MacLaine on
Downton Abbey
6/25/2012 - Stressed-Out Contestant Runs Away From
Project Runway
Set, Another Suffers a Breakdown
6/25/2012 - Black Buying Power Should Lead to More Diversity in Media
6/25/2012 - A Glamour Deficit at the Daytime Emmys
6/25/2012 - Prep School Teacher Admits He Had Sex With Students, Doesn't See What the Big Deal Is
6/25/2012 - An Uncertain Case for Marriage
6/25/2012 - Female Runners Tie for Final Spot on the U.S. Olympic Team
6/25/2012 - Two Great-Grandmothers Throw Themselves Out of a Plane for a Good Cause
6/25/2012 - Don't Bother Trying to Wife Your Way Out of Poverty
6/25/2012 - 'When I Was Growing Up, Girls Just Didn't Run in Public'
6/25/2012 - Lonesome George, the World's Last Pinta Giant Tortoise, Passes Away at 100
6/25/2012 - 'Write Something Nice,' Aaron Sorkin Tells 'Internet Girl' Reporter
6/25/2012 - Creep Films Women Without Their Consent, Calls It 'Art'
6/25/2012 - Adorable Dad Freaks Out on Dollywood Ride While Daughter Enjoys Every Second of It
6/25/2012 - Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive Cockles of Heart
6/24/2012 - Man Cuts Off His Wife's Lip and Eats It So She'll 'Never Be Able to Kiss Again'
6/24/2012 - Tiny Baby Turtle Tries Valiantly to Snack on a Giant Raspberry
6/24/2012 -
Downton Abbey
's Lady Mary Finds Today's Fashions Rather Boring
6/24/2012 - Poor Moms Invest More in Their Daughters, Rich Moms Invest More in Their Sons
6/24/2012 - A Shocking Collection of All the Times Annie Has Gasped on
Community
6/24/2012 - Anderson Cooper Gets Tough and Calls a Guy a Bitch for Trying to Take His Picture
6/24/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Anyone Get Into Some Crazy Shit Last Night?
6/24/2012 - ‘Breastaurants’ Angle For a New Generation of Leering Wing-Eaters
6/24/2012 - Professional Poker Player’s 1,200-Pair Shoe Collection Menaced by Ex-Husband
6/24/2012 - Can I Get Some Thighs with that Shake, Shake Booty?
6/24/2012 - These Intrepid Duck Mail-Carriers Will Make Your Day
6/24/2012 - Everybody Should Take Shop Class, Too
6/24/2012 - Brace Yourself For a Freezer Bag Full of Stinky, Stinky Love
6/24/2012 - Michael Phelps Adds the Dirty Uncle Mustache Stroke to His Repertoire
6/24/2012 -
Brave
Is the Latest Movie About Adolescent Female Archers to Become Number One at the Box Office
6/24/2012 - Sheryl Sandberg Handled Harassment at Facebook Like a Corporate Ninja
6/24/2012 - Michael Bloomberg Is Really Going to Miss
Girls
6/24/2012 - Look At This Stuff — Isn't It Neat?
6/24/2012 - Utah Judge Orders Mother to Cut Her Daughter’s Ponytail as Part of Shitty Public Punishment
6/24/2012 - Opponent of Same-Sex Marriage Recants His Position, Fails to Impress Stalwart Bigots
6/24/2012 - Hoda Kotb Will Probably, Maybe Get Ann Curry’s Job
6/23/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Chickens Don't Clap
6/23/2012 - Women Who Undergo IVF In Their Mid-Twenties May Be More Susceptible To Breast Cancer Later
6/23/2012 - Cherie Blair vs. "Yummy Mummies" Verdict Is In: Nobody Wins And Everything Is Awful
6/23/2012 - Imma Let You Finish, Kate Middleton, But Princess Letizia Of Spain Has The Shiniest Hair Of All Time
6/23/2012 - And Here's An Important New Addition To The Genre Of Fake-Wedding Acapella Videos
6/23/2012 - Guess Who's 40 And Aging Gracefully: Happy Birthday, Title IX!
6/23/2012 - World's Ugliest Dog Is Fucking Ugly
6/23/2012 - Thigh'm Flying
6/23/2012 - An Upscale 1970s Weight-Loss Camp As Seen Through The Eyes Of A Kid
6/23/2012 - Miranda July Thinks 20-Something Women "Already Just Love Themselves"
6/23/2012 - Lana Del Rey Of Sunshine
6/23/2012 - High Testosterone Turns Women Into Self-Sufficient Masturbation Machines
6/23/2012 - Baby Dwarf Bunny Exists On Whole Other Plane Of Cuteness
6/23/2012 - Mia Wasikowska Might Play Johanna Mason In
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
6/22/2012 - Lady Gaga's Manager Calls Her 'a 200-Pound Toddler'
6/22/2012 - Adorable Kindergarteners Cover Madonna's "Vogue"
6/22/2012 - Skrillex's Advice Is Good Advice for Everybody
6/22/2012 - Sandra Fluke on Weddings, Georgetown, and Feminist Porn
6/22/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
6/22/2012 - The Night Belongs to Meryl Streep
6/22/2012 - Lipstick Is Supposed to Get Girls Interested in Science?
6/22/2012 - Depressing Map Shows Which States Will Require Insurance to Cover Birth Control if Obamacare is Overturned
6/22/2012 -
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
Will Be a Movie and Reese Witherspoon Will Be in It
6/22/2012 - When Reporting Sexual Abuse Makes Your Life Worse
6/22/2012 - Pleasure Yourself With (SFW) Octomom Porno Gifs
6/22/2012 - TGIF!
6/22/2012 - Don't You Dare Ask Me Why I Look Mad
6/22/2012 - America's Manliest Cities, Inexplicably Brought to you by Combos
6/22/2012 - That Time Ann Romney Was Sued After Pumping her Fancy Horse full of Powerful Painkillers
6/22/2012 - The Jezebel 25: Kick-Ass and Amazing Women We Love
6/22/2012 - A 14-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself After Getting Bullied About Her Weight
6/22/2012 - I Can't Have It All, But I Can Have This
6/22/2012 - No One 'Has It All,' Because 'Having It All' Doesn't Exist
6/22/2012 - Irresponsible Brides-to-Be are Splurging on Weddings While Their Reasonable Beaus Prefer to Budget
6/22/2012 - Andy Samberg & Rashida Jones Will Break Your Heart in
Celeste & Jesse Forever
6/22/2012 - Most Thorough Thief Ever Steals Car With Baby Inside, Then Steals Baby's Earrings
6/22/2012 - Meet Some Awesome Teenage Girl Computer Programmers
6/22/2012 - Female Palestinian Race Car Drivers Documented in
Speed Sisters
Film
6/22/2012 - Blake Lively Is Cheating on Chanel With Gucci
6/22/2012 - Everybody Looked Cute at the Samsung Party
6/22/2012 - Wanna Know Why the Bullied Bus Monitor Is Now $500K Richer? Because It's Our Fault She Was Bullied
6/22/2012 - 'Rape Cop' Michael Pena Finally Pleads Guilty to Rape in the Hope of Diminishing His Sentence
6/22/2012 - Love and Sex Are Not Such Strange Bedfellows in Your Brain
6/22/2012 - Divorce Makes Women Want to Kill Themselves Slightly Less
6/22/2012 - Lion Cub, Dog and Bunny Are the Cutest BFFs You'll Ever See
6/22/2012 - British Government Backs a Guide Teaching Parents How to Talk to Their Kids About Body Image
6/22/2012 - The State of New York Really Doesn’t Want You to Get that Pet Tiger You’ve Been Eyeing on the Internet
6/22/2012 - Economic Luminary Anna Schwartz Dies With a Lot of Pats on the Back But no Nobel Prize
6/22/2012 - Cool Giovanni Ribisi And Cool Agyness Deyn Elope Coolly
6/21/2012 - Justice Department Putting the Kibosh on Intimidation in FLDS-Dominated Arizona and Utah Towns
6/21/2012 - Sentimental California Couple Harnesses the Power of Media to Return Wedding Ring to Widow
6/21/2012 - South Carolina Mother Escapes the Icky Clutches of Flesh-Eating Bacteria with All of Her Limbs Intact
6/21/2012 - Cool Off At the Human Carwash
6/21/2012 - It's Getting Hot in Here: Live From the Jezebel Fifth Anniversary Party
6/21/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Beginnings of a Mitt Romney Lifetime Movie
6/21/2012 - Rose Stahl Calls Off the Police Search for Her Missing Husband
6/21/2012 - Goodbye, Sparkle Vamps: Here's the Trailer for the Final Installment of the
Twilight
Saga
6/21/2012 - Molly Ringwald Calls Out
Fifty Shades of Grey
On Its Immature Bullshit
6/21/2012 - The Pointlessness of "Faking" Reality TV
6/21/2012 - Queen of England has been Queening So Hard Lately that the Taxpayers are Giving Her an Enormous Raise
6/21/2012 - Noel Gallagher Chooses the Wrong
O.C.
Character to Star in His New Video
6/21/2012 - 'Intimate Hygiene' Product Ad is Scared of the Word 'Vagina'
6/21/2012 - Here's Why The "Lipstick Index" Won't Die, No Matter How Many Times It's Debunked
6/21/2012 - The Five Stupidest Articles in Fox News Magazine
6/21/2012 - 15 Ways To Spot A Lesbian According To Some Really Old Medical Journals
6/21/2012 - Forcibly Sterilized by the State of North Carolina? Too Bad, Say Senate Republicans
6/21/2012 -
Anna Karenina
: Come For the Historical Slut-Shaming, Stay For the Costume Porn
6/21/2012 - Butts and Swears Okay Sometimes, Rules Giggling Supreme Court
6/21/2012 - Now You Can Easily Friend a Louisiana Sex Offender on Facebook
6/21/2012 - Why Not Spend Your Holiday at Australia's Premiere Mega Brothel?
6/21/2012 - In Order to Save Ann Curry, First We Must Destroy Ann Curry
6/21/2012 - All the Sad Young Sedentary Girls
6/21/2012 - Mitt Romney's Sons Explain More of their Dad's Totally-Not-Evil 'Pranks'
6/21/2012 - Tech-Obsessed Jerks Care More About Their Dumb Phones Than Their Wedding Rings
6/21/2012 - Wouldn't We All Secretly Like to Turn the Tables on a TSA Agent?
6/21/2012 - Diane von Furstenberg Loves Dressing the Chinese Because They're Just So Skinny!
6/21/2012 - Here's a New Carly Rae Jepsen Song to Seep Into Your Brain and Take Over Your Life
6/21/2012 - Cruelly Taunted Bus Monitor Tells Matt Lauer She Wants The Boys to Be Punished
6/21/2012 - The Ghost of HBO Past Shows Up at
The Newsroom
Premiere
6/21/2012 - Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But a Little Respect Can
6/21/2012 - You Could Be Better at Remembering Names, If Only You Gave a Shit
6/21/2012 - Asshole Catholic League President Warns Rabbi to Keep His Jew Nose Out of Birth Control Debate
6/21/2012 - Some Gyms Are Banning Skinny People
6/21/2012 - Female Prisoner Sues After Being Shackled While Giving Birth
6/21/2012 - Now You Can Have Your Next Tea Party at Starbucks
6/21/2012 - Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris Humphries
6/20/2012 - Meet Perry Michaelson, The World's Other Most Fucked Up Fashion Photographer
6/20/2012 - Drunk Driver Gets Stuck in a Sand Trap After Her GPS Tells Her to Drive Onto a Golf Course
6/20/2012 - Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Almost Can't Believe How Super They Look
6/20/2012 - Tiny Otter Has a Very Adorable Strategy for Beating the Heat
6/20/2012 - Conservative Women's Group Launches Multimillion Dollar 'Health Care Law is Icky' Campaign
6/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: Wherein Bristol Palin Gets Served
6/20/2012 - Looks Like Ann Curry Is About to Be Disowned by the
Today Show
Family
6/20/2012 - Dr. Drew Addicted to Concern-Trolling Plastic Surgery Addicts
6/20/2012 - Lady Gaga Has Jellyfish for Brains
6/20/2012 - Parks Department Won't Let Breastless Cancer Survivor Swim Topless [Updated]
6/20/2012 - Everybody Calm Down, Drinking When You're Pregnant Is Just Fine
6/20/2012 - The Women Behind Watergate
6/20/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: You Stupid Slimeballs
6/20/2012 - Funniest Shit Girls Said About Adam Carolla Thinking Girls Aren't Funny
6/20/2012 - Mitt Romney's Fancy Horse Is Worth More Than Your Entire Family. Seriously.
6/20/2012 - Officers Singled Out Women to Inappropriately Strip Search at London Airport
6/20/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Drew Barrymore's Sad, Sexless Honeymoon
6/20/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
6/20/2012 - Bristol Palin's Riveting New Reality Series Is Neither Real Nor Riveting
6/20/2012 - Widely-Reported Story of Gay Men Suing Historically Black Sorority Smells Like Bullshit
6/20/2012 - The Thrill Of a Juicy Retro Read
6/20/2012 - The Tyranny of 'She's Just Jealous'
6/20/2012 -
Dance Moms
Outdoes Itself With Helen Keller Interpretive Dance
6/20/2012 - The Aristocracy Shows Off Their Hats, Glorious Hats at Royal Ascot
6/20/2012 - Molly Sims Gives Birth, Marisa Miller Is Pregnant
6/20/2012 -
Game of Thrones
Attack Ads Are the Best Thing to Come Out of Campaign Season
6/20/2012 - FDA Issues Another Confusing Statement About Birth Control
6/20/2012 - The Key to Productivity and Success: Be Really Fucking Stressed Out All the Time
6/20/2012 - What, Your Dad Never Publicly Spanked Your Boyfriends?
6/20/2012 - If You Need Space in Your Relationship, Try Not to Say 'I Need My Space'
6/20/2012 - Alice Walker Refuses to Let
The Color Purple
Be Published in Israel
6/20/2012 - The 2012 Gawker Media Census Results Are In
6/20/2012 - You Sluts Are Having Fewer Abortions Than Ever, Thanks to the Pill
6/20/2012 - We've Sanitized Our Children Into a Bunch of Itchy, Allergic Messes
6/20/2012 - Attention, Blind Shoppers: Ann Taylor Store Wants You and Your Service Dog to Get Out [Updated]
6/20/2012 - The Jewish Law That's Keeping Ultra-Orthodox Women From Getting Pregnant
6/20/2012 -
32 and Pregnant
Only Slightly Less Tragic than
16 and Pregnant
6/20/2012 - 'Mystery Mushroom' or Sexy Sex Toy? Local News Investigates
6/20/2012 - Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being Not So Raven
6/19/2012 - Amateur Hypnotist Gets a Bunch of Girls Stuck in a Trance, Has to Call in an Expert for Help
6/19/2012 - NYPD Arrests and Frisks Nude Model in Body Paint
6/19/2012 - Mitt and Ann Romney Enjoy a Long, Patriotic Walk on the Beach
6/19/2012 - Lamb Learns an Important Lesson About Jumping on the Bed
6/19/2012 - Adele Song Miraculously Brings Girl Back to Life After Brain Hemorrhage
6/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Racists Have So Much to Learn from the Misogynists
6/19/2012 - Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After 14 Years
6/19/2012 - Adult Man Has Miley Cyrus Tattoos and, Yes, That's
Tattoos
Plural
6/19/2012 - Sorry, Pervs; Ian Somerhalder Is Not Desperate for the Lead in
Fifty Shades of Grey
6/19/2012 - Michigan Governor Quietly Aborts Vote on Anti-Choice Bill
6/19/2012 - Now Moms-To-Be Are Photoshopping Sonograms Onto Their Bellies
6/19/2012 - Ask A Mortician: Can a Casket Explode?
6/19/2012 - Hollywood's Highest-Paid Actresses Are All White, Mostly Middle-Aged
6/19/2012 - Wherein I Take a Toddler to Vegas
6/19/2012 - Now You Can Safely Paint Your Dog's Nails
6/19/2012 - Not to Alarm You, But Sarah Palin is Running for President of Television
6/19/2012 - Sheila Heti's
How Should A Person Be?
Is Blowing Up
6/19/2012 - Men Are From YouTube, Women Are From Instagram
6/19/2012 - Glenn Beck-Produced, Homo-Free Version of Musical Theater to Feature Singing, Dancing, Self-Loathing
6/19/2012 - Oh, Good; There's a New Kitty Pryde Video, Says No One
6/19/2012 - How to Play a Live, Refreshing Version of Fruit Ninja This Summer
6/19/2012 - Black Man Kicked Out of Racist Bar; Cops Don't Help, But Social Media Does
6/19/2012 - There's Just No Place for Black Moms in Hollywood
6/19/2012 - Pot Smoking Meghan McCain Unaware That America Finds Her Insufferable
6/19/2012 - Today In Gross: Your Local Makeup Counter Is Caked in Germs
6/19/2012 - Alec Baldwin Gets Marriage License, Promptly Punches Photographer in Face
6/19/2012 - The Middling Fashions of the Critics' Choice Awards
6/19/2012 - Mike Tyson Recalls His Past: 'I Was a Prostitute Hunter'
6/19/2012 - Rebel Nuns Sass Pope, Don Leather Jackets, Cruise Away Loudly on Motorcycles
6/19/2012 - Kate Upton Tells
GQ
About That Time Her Top Fell Off
6/19/2012 - Ann Romney's Fancy Dancing Horse Is Headed to the Olympics
6/19/2012 - America's Children Are Hooked on Whore Pills and Adderall
6/19/2012 - Male Spiders Fuck So Hard They Literally Break Their Dicks in Half
6/19/2012 - The Plight of the Single Dad
6/19/2012 - Michigan Will Not Rest Until Everyone Is Offended, Pushes New Effort to Discriminate Against Gay People
6/19/2012 -
Game of Thrones
Is Your New Favorite Rom-Com
6/19/2012 - Senate Candidate Wishes We'd All Stop Whining About the Poors and Their Petty Need for Food
6/19/2012 - Pete Campbell Gets It in With Rory Gilmore on the Real
6/18/2012 - Finally, Some Man Candles for the Man in Your Life
6/18/2012 - Amazing Fifth Grader Makes the Case for Why Gay Marriage Should Be Taught In School
6/18/2012 - Carly Rae Jepsen Has That 'Hey, I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy' Look In Her Eyes
6/18/2012 - Are These Shoes Racist or Just Dumb?
6/18/2012 - It's Time You See This Footage of an Extremely Young Ryan Gosling Belting Out Some Tunes
6/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Ultimate
Cosmo
Sex Tip
6/18/2012 - Hilary Duff Accused of Terrorizing Innocent Civilians with Her Range Rover of Doom
6/18/2012 - Dog and Penguin Are the Tony and Maria of the Animal Kingdom
6/18/2012 - Ronan Farrow, Son of Mia and Woody, Wishes His Dad a Not-So-Happy Father's Day
6/18/2012 - Seven Reasons Why Rielle Hunter Is the Most Irritating Person on Earth
6/18/2012 - It's Official: Retta Is the Best TV Recapper on the Internet
6/18/2012 - Modern Dance, Bruises and Shia Dong: What's Happening in the New Sigur Rós Video?
6/18/2012 - Here's What Happens When You Resell Your Clothes
6/18/2012 - Boys Who Talk About
Girls
: Take The Virginity, Leave The Cohabitation
6/18/2012 - Parents Would Rather Give Their Babies Diseases Than Shots
6/18/2012 - Hey, It's a Brand New Season of
Awkward Black Girl
!
6/18/2012 - Today in Vaginas: All The Cool Chicks Have Midwives
6/18/2012 - Adorable Duckling Is in Hot Pursuit
6/18/2012 - Today the First Female Astronaut From China Is in Space
6/18/2012 - Give Good Leg, Even If You Don't Like Yours
6/18/2012 - Abercrombie Model Files $1 Million Suit For Masturbation Photo Shoot
6/18/2012 - New Reasons to Keep Women (and Everyone Else) Out of the Kitchen
6/18/2012 - Drugs, Blogs, and Cat Marnell: What Happens When One Woman's Addiction Becomes an Editorial Hallmark?
6/18/2012 - Here's Why Olympic Sex Verification Is a Bad Idea
6/18/2012 -
Cosmo
's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
6/18/2012 - Spread the Word of Jesus Christ Through MMA Fighting
6/18/2012 - A Little Girl Should Not Be Wearing Cupcakes on her Breasts, No Matter How Cute Katy Perry Thinks it Is
6/18/2012 - French Police Bust Super Fancy $22 Million Hermès Counterfeiting Ring
6/18/2012 - Courtney Stodden's Thoughtful Tribute to Marilyn Monroe Features Eight-Inch Lucite Stripper Heels
6/18/2012 - Teacher Fights Violence With Violence, Orders Entire Class to Hit Six-Year-Old Bully
6/18/2012 - Stop Eating, Fatso, You're Destroying the Planet
6/18/2012 - Construction Sign Explains Workers' Whistling and Cat-Calling: It's 'Cause You Look Gooooood
6/18/2012 - NYC Businesses Are Making Tons of Cash Off Kids' Cell Phones
6/18/2012 - Get Ready to Cream Your Crumpets: Prince William and Duchess Shinylocks Hang With a Dog and a Baby
6/18/2012 - Senate Candidate Drowning in Campaign Money Buys Her Very Own TV Channel
6/18/2012 - Swedish Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Wolves
6/18/2012 - Jack Osbourne Diagnosed With Multiple Sclerosis At 26
6/17/2012 - Watch Out, There's Microscopic Poop All Over Your Hotel Room
6/17/2012 - Clever Birthers Erect an 'Obama Presidential Library' Outhouse Complete With Nancy Pelosi Slut Graffiti
6/17/2012 - Nothing Can Stop Dita Von Teese From Transfixing You With Her Gaze
6/17/2012 - Vigilante Parents Murder the Man They Believed Was Pimping Out Their Teenage Daughter
6/17/2012 - These Baby Meerkats Have Been Sent to Save Us All
6/17/2012 - Mitt Romney Celebrates Father’s Day By Pulling One of His Famously Terrible Pranks
6/17/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Father’s Day Is Kind of a Big Deal for Seahorses
6/17/2012 - Blue the Dog Wants to Roam Free From the Long-Arm of the Law
6/17/2012 - Aimee Copeland Spurns Pain Meds in Struggle Against Flesh-Eating Bacteria
6/17/2012 - So We Beat On, Concrete Boats Against the Current
6/17/2012 - Celebrity Engagements Make Normals Lust After Fancy Rings
6/17/2012 - Catholic Health Association Surprisingly Rejects White House’s Birth Control Compromise
6/17/2012 - Adorable Lunch Blogger Will Team with Celebrity Chef to Make Better Lunches
6/17/2012 - I Want Your Quad
6/17/2012 -
Whore’s Glory
Trailer Offers a Haunting Peek at the Lives of Sex Workers
6/17/2012 - Say, “Cheese!” and Push that Baby Out of Your Body
6/17/2012 - China Sends a Rocket Ship Through the Glass Ceiling
6/17/2012 - First Text by English Author for Women Readers Is a Slut-Shaming Manifesto About ‘Provocative’ Seventh Century Nuns
6/17/2012 - Raccoons Mount Fuzzy Invasion of Some Guy’s Porch
6/17/2012 - More Same-Sex Couples Cashing-In on Parenting Holidays than Ever Before
6/17/2012 - Eve Ensler and
The Vagina Monologues
Have Been Summoned to Lansing by Lisa Brown’s ‘Vagina’ Incantation
6/17/2012 - Spice Girls Documentary Could Happen If Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Ruin Everyone’s Fun
6/16/2012 - Saturday Night Social: This Father's Day, Sing A Creepy Duet And Eat McDonalds
6/16/2012 - Fashion Publicist And Author Erica Kennedy Has Died
6/16/2012 - Duchesses Camilla And Catherine Prefer Periwinkle
6/16/2012 - And Here Are The Dogs That Will Make People Want To Fuck You, Apparently
6/16/2012 - Cockatoo Is AC/DC Fan
6/16/2012 - It's 1950 So It's Socially Acceptable To Cover Our Telephones In Mink
6/16/2012 - Popular Thighence
6/16/2012 - Father's Day Memories Of A Pot-Dealing, Cross-Dressing, Murdered Dad
6/16/2012 - Ice Loves Coco So Much That It's Awesome
6/16/2012 - Activists Will Tailgate Mittens Romney's Campaign Bus With A Stuffed Dog On The Roof Of Their Car
6/16/2012 - Here's Rebel Wilson Stealing The
Pitch Perfect
Trailer
6/16/2012 - FDA Vewwy, Vewwy Quietly Changes Consumers Guide To Morning-After Pill And IUD
6/16/2012 - Dax Shephard Rings Kristen's Bell
6/16/2012 - Renesmee Debuts In New
Twilight Breaking Dawn
Stills, "Renesmee" Still Not A Name
6/15/2012 - Paula Deen Would Like You to Associate Her Name with 'Hope,' and Not with 'Butter'
6/15/2012 - What the Hell is Going on in this David Hasselhoff Lean Pockets Commercial?
6/15/2012 - Oprah Grows Her Own
6/15/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed on TV This Week
6/15/2012 - The Night Belongs to Courteney Cox
6/15/2012 - Eternal Badass Kathryn Bigelow Directing Movie About the Fall of Bin Laden
6/15/2012 - Thankfully, We're Redefining What Kids Think a Doctor Looks Like
6/15/2012 - Little Girl Tells a Ridiculously Cute Story About a Mean Fox and a Smart Bunny
6/15/2012 - Adorable Scottish School Lunch Activist Silenced By Government Sourpusses
6/15/2012 - There's No Such Thing as a Free Colonic
6/15/2012 - TGIF!
6/15/2012 - People with Down Syndrome Can Be Jerks, Too
6/15/2012 - Elizabeth Wurtzel Thinks Rich Stay-At-Home Moms Are Directly Responsible for the War on Women
6/15/2012 - A Handy Tool to Get the Gunk Out of Your Pores
6/15/2012 - 20-Something Women Are Awesome at Being Totally Stressed Out
6/15/2012 - NYC's Mayor Bloomberg Would Not Want to Be Treated like a Prostitute
6/15/2012 - 1956 Wedding Photo Blows Minds With Dyed-to-Match Flowers
6/15/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious in Hotel Room [UPDATED]
6/15/2012 - Here's Your First Look At Lady Gaga's Black Perfume
6/15/2012 - Check Out The Craziest Retraction in the History of Slut-Shaming
6/15/2012 - A Foolproof Guide to the Most Kickass Bachelor Party of All Time!
6/15/2012 - Joe Jonas Doesn't Pick the Virgin and 5 More Cringey-Awesome Moments From
The Choice
6/15/2012 - Breastfeeding Military Advocate Fired for 'Promoting' Her Cause
6/15/2012 - Study: Obese Kids May Struggle More With Math
6/15/2012 - 25 Republican-Approved Ways to Say 'Vagina' Without Offending Political Pussies
6/15/2012 - Nonsensical GOP Spokesperson Says Female Legislator Was Banned for Supposed Rape Metaphors, Not 'Vagina'
6/15/2012 - Elvis Impersonator Slash Hoarder Lives in Garbageland, not Graceland
6/15/2012 - Chinese Government Is Really Sorry for That Whole 'Forcing a 7-Month-Pregnant Woman to Have an Abortion' Thing
6/15/2012 - The Best Way to Steal Prawns From Costco Is Not to Shove Them Up Your Skirt
6/15/2012 - Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin Bailed Almost Immediately
6/14/2012 - Justin Bieber Superfan Burns Kurt Cobain By Saying He Wasn't Huge on Twitter. Except, Wait...
6/14/2012 - Is
Girls
Really a Show for Boys?
6/14/2012 - Cougars Are Taking Back America
6/14/2012 - See the Abs of Abercrombie & Fitch Cover 'Call Me Maybe'
6/14/2012 - Chris Brown's Dumb Face Injured in Bloody Bar Brawl with Drake
6/14/2012 - Comment of the Day: Super Mario Has Daddy Issues
6/14/2012 - You Can Mark Your Calendars:
Community
Has a Return Date
6/14/2012 - Hilarious Crazy Lady Commandeers Sweden's Twitter Feed, Has Questions About Jews
6/14/2012 - Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack Hilarious Sexist Jokes
6/14/2012 - Indian Women Fight for the Right to Pee
6/14/2012 - Azealia Banks Saddles Up and Rides Into the Sunset in New Video
6/14/2012 - Tiny Bulgarian Fashion Magazine
Still
Defending Violence Against Women Spread
6/14/2012 - Special K Wants Plus-Sized Women to Feel Empowered By Cereal
6/14/2012 - Finally, the Ass-tastic
Magic Mike
Gifs You Were Waiting For
6/14/2012 - Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our Shoes
6/14/2012 - Female Legislator Who Dared Say 'Vagina' During Abortion Debate Banned From Speaking on House Floor
6/14/2012 - Cover Your Cleavage for Takeoff: Southwest Airlines Screws Up Again
6/14/2012 - Doth Drake and Chris Brown Duel For the Hand of Lady Rihanna?
6/14/2012 - Thoughtful Gentlemen Are Obsessed With Male Contraception
6/14/2012 - Apparently You Weren't the Only One Who Always Suspected Your Ken Dolls Were Gay
6/14/2012 - Jury Calls Bullshit on Cop's 'Zoloft Turned Me Into a Rapist!' Excuse
6/14/2012 - The Argument For Getting an Advanced Degree in Husband-Hunting
6/14/2012 - Does Ann Romney Have a 'Style'? Does It Matter?
6/14/2012 - Sex Selective Abortion Isn't the Real Reason Why India Is the Worst Country for Women
6/14/2012 - Shonda Rhimes Disappointed in Lack of Diversity on
Bunheads
6/14/2012 - Taylor Armstrong Tried to Pay Off Lawsuit Settlement With Fake Birkin Bags
6/14/2012 - The Rapey Lara Croft Reboot Is a Fucked-Up Freudian Field Day
6/14/2012 - Catholic Church Quietly Declares Holy War on Child Sex Abuse Victims
6/14/2012 - Selfish Women Will Ruin Everything If They're Allowed to Be Army Rangers, Says Selfish Man
6/14/2012 - Chess: The World's Classiest Drinking Game
6/14/2012 - Don't Freak Out, But Science Made a Map of All the Tiny Bugs Covering Your Body
6/14/2012 - 'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut
6/13/2012 - Mitt Romney Trashes a Woman's Cafe, Then Pisses Her Off Further With His Half-Assed Apology
6/13/2012 - Even a Proposed Sex Boycott Couldn't Stop the Michigan House from Passing Insane Anti-Abortion Law
6/13/2012 - Alec Baldwin Knows Better Than to Look Directly Into Tom Cruise's Eyes
6/13/2012 - Wasabi Pants Are as Scary as They Sound
6/13/2012 - Conan Sings the Blues With Some Hilarious Kids
6/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Lesson in Lesbianism From Tammy and Linda
6/13/2012 - Rapscallions Break into Kanye West's House and Touch His Stuff
6/13/2012 - Gloria Allred Is a Dick
6/13/2012 - Dads These Days: How Those Lucky Bastards Actually Have It Kinda Shitty
6/13/2012 - You Are Your Shoes, According to Science
6/13/2012 - Meet the Religious Heiress Waging an Anti-
Cosmo
Campaign
6/13/2012 - Crappy Trendspotting: Skrillex Hair
6/13/2012 - Where To Go For Cute, Stylish, Comfortable, Walkable Flats
6/13/2012 - Magazine Unconvincingly Defends Violent Editorial, Calls Critics Sexist
6/13/2012 - Game Theory Might Solve Your Marital Problems! (Whatever Game Theory Is)
6/13/2012 - North Dakota Rejects Hilariously Terrible 'Religious People Can Do Whatever They Want' Amendment
6/13/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Sandra Bullock Is a Better Mom Than Angelina Jolie
6/13/2012 - Obama Boy Finally Announces His Big Gay Crush on President Obama
6/13/2012 - Moms and Dads Are Both Equally Capable of Ruining Their Children's Lives
6/13/2012 - And Now, a Batshit Anti-Semitic Attempt to Certify One's Ethnic Purity
6/13/2012 - You Just Can't Win: Spray Tans Might Give You Cancer, Too
6/13/2012 - The Lesbian Slang Lexicon: 20 Words and Phrases You've Never Heard Before
6/13/2012 - Even Female Scientist-Doctors Are Paid Significantly Less Than Their Male Peers
6/13/2012 - Will Military Women Finally Get the Abortion Access They Deserve?
6/13/2012 - It's Ladies' Night at the Women in Film Awards
6/13/2012 - Arizona Voters Wisely Choose Guy Who Didn't Pose With Gun in Campaign Ads for Gabrielle Giffords' Seat
6/13/2012 - New, Terrible Idea: Arresting Teens Who Have Sex With Each Other
6/13/2012 - Three Teenage Girls in Canada Arrested for Running a Prostitution Ring
6/13/2012 - Darth Vader Kid Having Open-Heart Surgery Today
6/13/2012 - America Faces Boredom Crisis as Teens Have Trouble Finding Summer Jobs
6/13/2012 - This Social Media Startup Accidentally Become an App for Pedophiles
6/13/2012 - Meet Peggy Leg, the Tiny Dog That's About to Get a Fancy Bionic Foot
6/13/2012 - Rihanna’s Family Gives Her and Chris Brown Their Blessing
6/12/2012 - Climb Back Into the Womb With This Handy Uterus Chair
6/12/2012 - Teenager Has an Amazingly Sweet Talk With His Dad While Looped Out After Surgery
6/12/2012 - Madeleine Stowe Quietly Plots Her Revenge
6/12/2012 - Michelle Obama Dishes Out Some Campaign Advice for Ann Romney
6/12/2012 - High School Commencement Speech Reminds Students That They Are Not Special, Still Manages to Be Inspiring
6/12/2012 - Beyoncé Drops a Hint About the Origins of Blue Ivy's Name (And It's Kinda Boring)
6/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Power of the Mature Female Nipple
6/12/2012 - Meet the 75-Year-Old Female Bodybuilder Who Could Totally Kick Your Ass
6/12/2012 - Lady Gaga Does What She Loves Most; Now If We Could Only Figure Out What Exactly That Is
6/12/2012 - Are 'Queen Bee' Bosses a Thing of the Past?
6/12/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Brave Firefighters Rescue Dogs from a Burning House
6/12/2012 - Model Who Livetweeted Being Hit on by Creepy Guy on Airplane is Lying, Says Creepy Guy
6/12/2012 - Want Your Kids to Live a Long Time? Make Sure Their Dad's an Old Guy
6/12/2012 - Watch Amy Poehler Dance Around With Reggie Watts Like an Adorable Goofball
6/12/2012 - When There's So Much Bullshit Online, You Forget How to Feel
6/12/2012 - What Is Wrong With My Baby!?
6/12/2012 - This Is Happening: Lindsay Lohan and James Deen Are Gonna Make a Movie
6/12/2012 - You Obviously Want to Hear This A Capella Cover of Your Favorite '90s Hits
6/12/2012 - The Financial Value of a Father Is Less Than You'd Think
6/12/2012 - Tap Into Your Inner Khaleesi With Some Dragon Lips
6/12/2012 - 'Can She Lose a Few Ounces by Friday?': The Cutthroat World of Baby Modeling
6/12/2012 - Should Parents Be Allowed to Murder Child Molesters? Is This a Trick Question?
6/12/2012 - Why Did
Lucky
Print a Bold-faced Lie About One of Its Readers?
6/12/2012 - The Swiss Army Tampon: A Life-Saving Wilderness Survival Tool
6/12/2012 - Why is Everyone Hating on Solange Knowles' Natural Hair?
6/12/2012 -
House Hunters
Has Been Selling You a Big Lie
6/12/2012 - Are Genetic Ménages à Trois the Future of In Vitro Fertilization?
6/12/2012 - Morning People Just Have Better Lives Than the Rest of Us
6/12/2012 - Can You Tell if a Man or a Woman Wrote These Sex Scenes?
6/12/2012 - Licensed Professionals Have No Patience for Your Creative Pursuits
6/12/2012 - Meet the Lost Tributes of the
Hunger Games
6/12/2012 - Certain Athletes Need to Be Deemed 'Feminine' Enough for Competition
6/12/2012 - Obviously You Should Let Groupon Name Your Baby for You
6/12/2012 - Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air
6/11/2012 - Have Insomnia? You Might Just Be Afraid of the Dark.
6/11/2012 - 30 Years Later, They Finally Decide a Dingo Did Actually Eat That Woman's Baby
6/11/2012 - Nick Jonas and John Stamos: Separated at Birth?
6/11/2012 - Woman Injured After a Bullet Spontaneously Explodes in Her Purse
6/11/2012 - Lindsay Lohan, Human Genius, Lied to the Cops About Crashing Her Porsche
6/11/2012 - Harvard Freezer Malfunction Destroys Dozens of Brains, Sets Back Autism Research by Years
6/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
6/11/2012 - Women in Abu Dhabi Do Not Want Dudes Scanning Their Boobs
6/11/2012 - Nicki Minaj Has One Surprising Idol
6/11/2012 - Baby Tasting Root Beer Blows 'Babies Tasting Lemons' Right Out of the Water
6/11/2012 - Boys Who Talk About Girls: Gay Latinos Do It, Too.
6/11/2012 - Focus on the Family Says LGBTQ Teens Are Depressed Because They're Not Heterosexual
6/11/2012 - Monday's Almost Over, Celebrate with an Adorable Kitten Nap
6/11/2012 - How to Smuggle Alcohol (Or Other Contraband) Into an Outdoor Concert
6/11/2012 - Wondering if Racism Is Over? Check America's Google Search History
6/11/2012 - KA-POW! Batgirl Schools Batman on the Federal Equal Pay Law
6/11/2012 - Abortion May Not Actually Be Responsible For Our Country's Demise
6/11/2012 - Fire Up Your Tivos, Nerds:
Anne of Green Gables
is Returning to TV
6/11/2012 - Fashionista Kids Apparently Have a 'Style Gene'
6/11/2012 - Creepy Dudes Who Can't Take No For an Answer Are Fair Game for Mass Ridicule
6/11/2012 - Madonna's Nipple Was Actually Protesting Proposed Turkish Abortion Ban
6/11/2012 -
Mad Men
: The Haunting
6/11/2012 - Feminists are More Likely to be 'Attachment Parents'
6/11/2012 - Debunking The Silly Rumor That Anna Wintour Will Be The Next U.K. Ambassador
6/11/2012 - Alleged Abuse Threatens to Topple a Televangelism Empire
6/11/2012 - Neil Patrick Harris' Opening Number from Last Night's Tonys Proposes that Life Sucks Less as a Musical
6/11/2012 - Men Probably Too Hormonal and Moody to be Trusted with Important Financial Decisions
6/11/2012 - Seriously, All of Us Really Need to Go the Fuck to Sleep
6/11/2012 - Turtles Have Horrifying Penises
6/11/2012 - Who Cares About Syrian Bloodshed When Its Leaders Are So Sexy?
6/11/2012 - Unstoppable Gabrielle Giffords May Return to Public Office
6/11/2012 -
GMA
's Robin Roberts Reveals Rare Bone Marrow Disorder
6/11/2012 - Violence Against Women Disguised as 'Fashion'
6/11/2012 - The Cutthroat World of Pageant Dads
6/11/2012 - There's a Debate Over 'Baby Hatches' in Europe
6/11/2012 - A Special Christian 'Hey Girl' Thrill
6/11/2012 - Study Finds That City Kids Are More Likely to Have Food Allergies
6/11/2012 - Paris Jackson Tries her Best to Ignore Asshole School Bullies
6/10/2012 - Menstrual Huts: A Tricky Way for Men to Ensure Ladies Don't Cheat on Them?
6/10/2012 - Smart Cat Demands Privacy While in the Bathroom
6/10/2012 - Elijah Wood and Dave Grohl Hold an Awkward Smile Competition
6/10/2012 - Dogs Are So Sweet That They Get Upset Even When Strangers Cry
6/10/2012 - President Obama Loses the Coveted 'Obama Girl' Endorsement
6/10/2012 - Deena From
Jersey Shore
Just Got Arrested for Dancing Drunk in the Street
6/10/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: The Night Belongs to Judy Garland
6/10/2012 - Critical Luminary James Franco Explains How
Snow White and the Huntsman
Is Really About Women in Hollywood
6/10/2012 - Saudi Arabia’s ‘Buraydah’s Got Talent’ Is Just Like Any ‘Got Talent’ Iteration, Only Without Singing, Dancing or Female Contestants
6/10/2012 - Spirit Fingers
6/10/2012 - More Reasonable Republicans Are Starting to Realize Their Party’s Batshit Stance on Same-Sex Marriage Is a Political Liability
6/10/2012 - Watch Lady Gaga Get a Concussion and Keep Performing Like a Champ
6/10/2012 - Giant Turtles ‘Divorce’ After Spending 115 Very Slow Years Together
6/10/2012 - Fiona Apple Can Take All the Time She Wants Working on New Stuff
6/10/2012 - Thigh'd By Thigh'd
6/10/2012 - Don Draper Will Flash a Father’s Day Stone Face No Matter What His Kids Get Him
6/10/2012 - New Moms Can Definitely Run a Tech Start-Up, No Big Deal
6/10/2012 - Baby Elephants in Sri Lanka Have the Best Lazy Sundays
6/10/2012 - Woman’s Lost Engagement Ring Returned by the All-Knowing Craigslist
6/10/2012 - Women Are Probably the Most Important Demographic for the Tech Industry
6/10/2012 -
X Factor
Judges Mutiny in Kansas City When a Contestant Turns His Back on Them
6/9/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Pie in the Summer Sky
6/9/2012 - Danish Parliament Overwhelmingly Approves Equal Marriage Laws
6/9/2012 - Hoda and Kathie Lee Get Wasted and Talk About Penises on
Today
6/9/2012 - A Latvian Airline Really Wants Its Passengers to Make In-Flight Friends
6/9/2012 - Georgina Bloomberg Offers a Sensible Take on Her Father’s NYC Soda Ban
6/9/2012 - The Time-Out Corner at Bonnaroo Got Weird Pretty Quickly
6/9/2012 - ‘Douchey Boyfriend’ Is the Internet’s Immediate Answer to ‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’
6/9/2012 - Transit Workers Save Nummy the Bunny from a Grisly Locomotive Death
6/9/2012 - The Sexual Depravity of Adelie Penguins Is One of Science’s Dirtiest Secrets
6/9/2012 - Grapple in the Apple. No, Seriously.
6/9/2012 - Polar Bears Really Hate Gawkers
6/9/2012 - Earning a Certificate Is Becoming the Next Great Way to Experience the Gender Pay Gap
6/9/2012 - Whatever You Do, Don't Look Down
6/9/2012 - Egyptian Women Protesting Harassment Harassed by Counter-Protesting Dicks
6/9/2012 - Miss Universe Organizer Says Pageant Is So Not Rigged
6/9/2012 - R-Patz May Strangle You If You Call Him ‘R-Patz’
6/8/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized After Crashing Her Porsche
6/8/2012 - Your Evening Cry: The Mister Rogers Remix
6/8/2012 - Lea Michele Posts a Great Photo of her Boobs, Erm, Cat
6/8/2012 - Coffee from the Pacific Northwest Is Better than All Other Coffee
6/8/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
6/8/2012 - The Night Belongs to Nancy Sinatra
6/8/2012 - Hanging in the Ladies' Room Just, Like, Networking and Stuff
6/8/2012 - Dogs Reign Supreme for Childless Japanese
6/8/2012 - Crap Email From a Dude: '$30, and Then We're Square'
6/8/2012 - How To Turn Your Dress Ideas Into Reality By Making A Custom Pattern
6/8/2012 - Ha Ha, French People Get Fat Too
6/8/2012 - Scholastic Gives Boys 'Survival' Tips and Girls 'Girly' Tips
6/8/2012 - Taxpayer-Funded Crisis Pregnancy Centers Hire Only Christians
6/8/2012 - Demi Lovato Talks Eating Disorders in
Cosmo
, Gets a Whittled-Down Waist as Thanks
6/8/2012 - Anastasia and Christian are Back to Discuss Religious Backlash Against 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
6/8/2012 - Forget the Glass Ceiling, We Have Hemlines to Consider
6/8/2012 - Women Who Disagree With Catholic Church Now Accused of Radical Feminism Instead of Witchcraft
6/8/2012 - Cheap STD Treatment, We Hardly Knew Ye
6/8/2012 - No, Little Kids Definitely Do Not Need Their Own Facebook Accounts
6/8/2012 - It Took Teresa Giudice 7 Minutes to Answer 1 Question on
The View
6/8/2012 - Students Protest School Dress Code With "Slutty Wednesday"
6/8/2012 - Rick Santorum Declares Self President of His Own Wet Blanket Club
6/8/2012 - Fake Cancer Bride Is Soooo Sorry for Faking Cancer
6/8/2012 - More Older Women Are Getting Eating Disorders
6/8/2012 - Michigan's Extreme Anti-Abortion Bill Leads the Nation in Batshittery
6/8/2012 - Meet 'Overly Attached Girlfriend,' Your Friday Meme
6/8/2012 - Playing Dress Up With Shirley MacLaine
6/8/2012 - Jobs Make You Fat, Gyms Make You Rich
6/8/2012 - Disney Breaks the Heart of a Living Tinkerbell
6/8/2012 - Today's Teens Have Become Disturbingly Responsible
6/8/2012 - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Prepping for Unholy Matrimony
6/7/2012 - High School Gives Out 8,000 Diplomas With a Typo on Them
6/7/2012 - Adorable Girl Plays Violin for Michelle Obama and Melts a Nation's Heart
6/7/2012 -
Mrs. Doubtfire
Makes an Amazing Horror Movie
6/7/2012 - Michele Bachmann Inspired the New Season of
True Blood
6/7/2012 - Mel Gibson Is a Dangerous, Violent Madman, Says 'Showgirls' Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas
6/7/2012 - Comment of the Day: Liberals Are Spreading Cooties Like Wildfire
6/7/2012 - Heidi Klum and Justin Bieber Make Each Other Nervous and Sweaty
6/7/2012 - Did President Obama Make a Blow Job Joke About his Wife?
6/7/2012 - What the Hell Does 'The Women's Vote' Even Mean?
6/7/2012 - How to Look, Act, and Be Treated Like the Adult You Are
6/7/2012 - Patti Smith Officially Can't Get More Awesome, Cites
Hunger Games
as an Influence
6/7/2012 - Ridiculous New Law Would Permit Churchgoers to Ignore Traffic Lights
6/7/2012 - No Boys Allowed: Let the Ladies Have Our Own Book Awards
6/7/2012 - Why
Wouldn't
You Want to Float on a Giant Inflatable Panty Liner?
6/7/2012 - Erykah Badu to Flaming Lips Frontman: 'Kiss My Glittery Ass'
6/7/2012 - Whitney Houston's Death Left Her Family Broke Enough to Turn to Reality TV, Tell-All Books
6/7/2012 - Neo Nazi Throws a Hissy Fit, Punches Female Politician on Live TV
6/7/2012 - Anastasia and Christian Bring You The Latest 'Fifty Shades' News
6/7/2012 - The Men Who Secretly Film Women Breast Pumping at Work
6/7/2012 - Big Oil, Which Normally Comes Out Looking So Great, Experiences a Surprising PR Fail [UPDATE: Never Mind]
6/7/2012 - Network and Flirt the Day Away With Chatroulette's Less Pervy Cousin
6/7/2012 - Can Plus-Size Male Models and Nude Photo Shoots Help Men's Body Image?
6/7/2012 - Babies Never Leave You, or at Least Their Cells Don't
6/7/2012 - Mitt Romney Campaign Loves Ronald Reagan So Much that they Misspelled His Name
6/7/2012 - A Closer Look At
The Great Gatsby
's Detailed 1920s Costumes
6/7/2012 - Finally, Someone Figured Out How to Make a Helicopter Out of a Dead Cat
6/7/2012 - The Boots and Boobs of the CMT Music Awards
6/7/2012 - The Decline of the Jewish Girl Nose Job
6/7/2012 - Paris Jackson Talks About Her Masked Childhood: 'I Understand It Now'
6/7/2012 - Arranged Marriages Drive Many Iraqi Girls to Suicide
6/7/2012 - Even Though We Know Better, We Can't Stop Sexting
6/7/2012 - Class Canoe Trip Turns to Shit After Parent Chaperone Tricks Kids Into Eating Moose Poop
6/7/2012 - Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are Expecting Another Superbaby That Will Destroy Us All
6/6/2012 - Want to Eat Less? Try Putting On Diet Goggles
6/6/2012 - Planned Parenthood Partners With LA School to Reduce Teen Pregnancies
6/6/2012 - Kristen Bell Does Her Best Beauty Queen Wave
6/6/2012 - Lost Dog Waits Patiently for Two Days at Rest Stop Until His Owner Finds Him
6/6/2012 - Teen Talk Show Host Is Sick and Tired of President Obama Making Everyone Gay
6/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: Some Lesser Known Lipsticks
6/6/2012 - Jim Carrey Responds to Allegations that He's a Callous Baby-Abandoner
6/6/2012 - David Bowie and Iman Celebrate 20th Year as Most Beautiful Married Couple on the Planet
6/6/2012 - Turns Out a 6-Year-Old Can Write a Pretty Good Story
6/6/2012 - Ladies of the Internet Not-So-Politely Tell Concernmongering Dudes to Shove It
6/6/2012 - That Condescending Feeling You Get From Dudes in the Office? Yeah, That's Real.
6/6/2012 - Joel McHale Is Jennifer Lawrence's Pervy (and Hilarious) Archery Instructor
6/6/2012 - Worth It: Gems You Can Actually Afford
6/6/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Straight-Up Stole His Boytoy's Cat
6/6/2012 - Your Afternoon Sniffle: High School Runner Carries Rival to Finish Line
6/6/2012 - Do You Subconsciously Want to Have Sex With Your Lipstick?
6/6/2012 - The War on Women by the Ridiculous Numbers
6/6/2012 - Here's a Reminder of Why College Can Totally Suck
6/6/2012 - What’s the Big Effing Deal About Having a Second Baby?
6/6/2012 - Finally:
Girls
Paper Dolls
6/6/2012 - Jezebel Is Looking for Interns
6/6/2012 - Horrifying Details From a Decades-Long Prep School Sex Scandal
6/6/2012 - Reality Television May Have Saved Amber Portwood's Life
6/6/2012 - Glenn Beck Calls Anna Wintour the Devil
6/6/2012 - The Secret to Success: Be a Gorgeous Giant
6/6/2012 - Why Don't We Hear More About Attacks on 'Flamboyant' Transgender Women?
6/6/2012 - Guy Who Lost Wisconsin Recall Election Wins a Slap in the Face
6/6/2012 - Watch Michelle Obama Present David Letterman's Top 10 and Fall in Love All Over Again
6/6/2012 - The Internet Guide to Being a Perfect Girl
6/6/2012 - Contestant Accuses Miss USA Pageant of Being Fixed, Trump Says She's Jealous and Ugly
6/6/2012 - Batshit Birther Orly Taitz's Run for Senate Fails Spectacularly
6/6/2012 - Dallas Socialite Gets Busted With Tons of Child Porn in Her McMansion
6/6/2012 - When It Comes to Weight Loss, Black Girls Don't Get as Much Out of Exercising
6/6/2012 - Let's Bring Back Home Ec and Make It Mandatory
6/6/2012 - Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!
6/5/2012 - Woman Is Awarded $900,000 After Suing The Man Who Gave Her Herpes
6/5/2012 - Teeny Tiny Pig Overcomes His Fear of Stairs to Get to a Bowl of Delicious Oatmeal
6/5/2012 - Kate Middleton and Prince Harry Share a Secret
6/5/2012 - Terrible Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Wins His Recall Election
6/5/2012 - Want to Obsess About Your Skin? There’s an App for That
6/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: Recall Me Maybe?
6/5/2012 - Sheryl Crow Has a Brain Tumor, But Don't Worry—It's Benign
6/5/2012 - Your Perfect
Bachelor
Antidote
6/5/2012 - Katy Perry Finds Balance Through Her Manicure
6/5/2012 - Your Anxiety is Making You Act Stupider Than You Actually Are
6/5/2012 - The CFDA Awards: Where the Art Class Freaks Get to Shine
6/5/2012 - Florida Strip Clubs Ready Themselves for GOP Convention Crowd and Most Depressing Debauchery Ever
6/5/2012 - Grace Jones Is the Real Star of the Diamond Jubilee
6/5/2012 - Morning-After Slut Pills Don't Actually Prevent Implantation, After All
6/5/2012 - Why Can't 1994 Mitt Romney Run for President?
6/5/2012 - Your Late Afternoon Cry: Girl Learns She's the First in Her Family to Go to College
6/5/2012 - Senate Republicans Cockblock Paycheck Fairness Act
6/5/2012 - Kristen Stewart Is Trolling the World
6/5/2012 - 'Sexually Fluid' College Kids Are More Likely to Abuse Alcohol
6/5/2012 - Exercise Doesn't Really Help Depressed People
6/5/2012 - Early Results Are in: Gawker Media Census Proves You Want to be Responsible Drivers
6/5/2012 -
Checkmate, Pro Choicers
: Brilliant Satire or Seriously Awful?
6/5/2012 - Big Ang and Snooki Discuss Dicks, Tits, and Babies
6/5/2012 - Seth Meyers Jokes About Galliano's Anti-Semitism at the CFDA Awards
6/5/2012 - What Kind of Depraved Rapscallion Steals Money From the Muppets?
6/5/2012 - Nun Writes Sex Book Praising Female Masturbation, Vatican Blows a Sanctimonious Gasket
6/5/2012 - Disney Will No Longer Market Particularly Crappy Food to Children
6/5/2012 - The Benefits of Sharing Your Bed
6/5/2012 - 'The Wire: The Musical'
6/5/2012 - Hey, How About We Reinforce the Same Old Stereotypes About Relationships and Porn?
6/5/2012 - Beautiful High School Time-Lapse Allows You to Relive Your Teenage Years From a Safe Distance
6/5/2012 - Put an End to Dad's Diaper Butt this Father's Day
6/5/2012 - Ten Very Good Reasons You Aren't Married Yet
6/5/2012 -
Skinny Bitch
Diet Book to Be Inexplicably Turned Into Novel
6/5/2012 - Madonna Uses Swastika Image, Displeases Right-Wing French Politician
6/5/2012 - Diabolical Diet Tool Fills You With Guilt Instead of Food
6/5/2012 - Here's the Inevitable Barack Obama 'Call Me Maybe' Video
6/5/2012 - Foolhardy Princess Tries to Sneak Out of Hotel Without Paying $7.5 Million Bill
6/5/2012 - Nicki Minaj, Hero, Tells Idiot Radio Host to Eat a Bag of Dicks
6/4/2012 - Mean Bed Bugs Are Determined to Ruin Your Vacation and Probably Your Whole Life
6/4/2012 - The Internet Erupts in Debate After Gwyneth Paltrow Tweets Out the N-Word
6/4/2012 - Lady Gaga Does Neon in New Zealand
6/4/2012 - Prepare to Be Amused By a Bunch of Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time
6/4/2012 - Mormons Surprise Everyone By Marching in Salt Lake City's Gay Pride Parade
6/4/2012 - Stephen Baldwin and Kevin Costner Face Off in Squinty Medium-Famous Goateed Man-Feud
6/4/2012 - Comment of the Day:
My Little Anna Wintour
6/4/2012 - The Spokesman Who Asked Facebook Supporters to 'Throw Acid' on Lady Senators Has Resigned
6/4/2012 - Chris O'Dowd Is a Converted Belieber
6/4/2012 - Boys Who Talk About 'Girls': Threesomes, Pee, and James Franco
6/4/2012 - If You Want a Better Job, Get a Hotter Wife
6/4/2012 - Donald Trump & Miss USA Contestants Perform 'Call Me Maybe,' Apocalypse Can't Come Quick Enough
6/4/2012 - Texas Has a Major, Major Sex-Ed Problem
6/4/2012 - Happy Monday: Here Are Some Dogs On Skateboards
6/4/2012 -
Mad Men
: The Resignation
6/4/2012 - Worth It: Gently Drown Your Workday Frustrations in the Perfect Summer Wine
6/4/2012 - Is Boobvertising Passé?
6/4/2012 - Your Afternoon Cry: Deaf 2-Year-Old Hears Mother's Voice for the Very First Time
6/4/2012 - How to Make Your Vagina Taste Awesome
6/4/2012 - Headdesk-y Miss USA Contestant Can't Name a Positive Female Role Model
6/4/2012 - Model Is Very, Very Sleepy
6/4/2012 - You Know Who Cares About Women Grunting in Tennis? Sexists.
6/4/2012 - Same-Sex Schooling Is Actually Bullshit
6/4/2012 - Religious Zealots Move to Ban Abortion in Turkey — Hey, Just Like in the US!
6/4/2012 - Proud Amercian Mitt Romney Invites Voters to take a 'Sneak-Peak' at Pathological Spelling Problem
6/4/2012 - Early '90s Style Ruled the MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet
6/4/2012 - Kate Middleton Wore the Same Dress as Kim Kardashian
6/4/2012 - Self Marriage: For the Needy, Oblivious Narcissist in Your Life
6/4/2012 - Hear Emma Watson's American Accent in 'Perks of Being a Wallflower' Trailer
6/4/2012 - Stupid Ideas: Your Whore Pills Are Polluting Our Pristine Waters and You Should Pay for It
6/4/2012 - The Silicon Valley Sexism Conversation Is Just Beginning, and It's Often Infuriating
6/4/2012 - We're All So Busy Texting That We Forgot How to Talk to Each Other
6/4/2012 - Dancing K-Pop Robots Make the World a Better Place
6/4/2012 - Obama Campaign Picks Worst Day Ever to Release Anna Wintour Ad
6/4/2012 - Your Coffee Machine Could Attack You at Any Moment
6/4/2012 - Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’
6/3/2012 - Romney's Campaign Calls Women's Issues Nothing But 'Shiny Objects' of Distraction
6/3/2012 - Give Yourself Over to Tyrion Lannister, Once and For All
6/3/2012 - Benedict Cumberbatch Will Drink Champagne and Watch Polo, But He Will Not Enjoy It
6/3/2012 - Finally, A Perfume That Makes You Smell Like a Book
6/3/2012 - Get Your Popcorn Ready, It's Time to Talk About the MTV Movie Awards
6/3/2012 - Highly Stoned Mom Leaves Her Baby on the Car Roof and Drives Off
6/3/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Remember When Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Made Out Hard at the MTV Movie Awards?
6/3/2012 - Everybody and Their Mothers Think Hillary Clinton Should Run for President
6/3/2012 - Olympic Gymnast Shawn Johnson Sadly Retires Just Four Days Short of U.S. Championship
6/3/2012 - Small Mexican Town Produces an Alarmingly Large Percentage of New York Sex Traffickers
6/3/2012 - One of These Boats Is Fuzzier Than the Others
6/3/2012 -
Snow White
Avenges Charlize Theron’s Stalled Career
6/3/2012 - Let These Dog and Pig Friends Enjoy a Playful Romp All Over Your Heart
6/3/2012 - Jason Alexander Issues Serviceable Apology for Calling Cricket a ‘Gay Sport’
6/3/2012 - Thigh Like It Like That
6/3/2012 - India’s ‘Third Gender’ Community Demands Social Equality and Its Own Passport Designation
6/3/2012 - American Apparel Might Not Be ‘Made in America’ for Very Much Longer
6/3/2012 - Way Too Many Americans Have Neither Seen Nor Read
Inherit the Wind
6/3/2012 - The Queen Royally Shames a Subject for Being Insufficiently Jubilant
6/3/2012 - Are We in the Midst of a Feline Obesity Epidemic?
6/3/2012 - Elizabeth Warren Becomes Undisputed Champion of Massachusetts Democrats
6/3/2012 - Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman Have Forever United Their Life Forces
6/2/2012 - The Night Belongs To Dana Carvey's Vintage Jimmy Stewart Impression
6/2/2012 - Saturday Night Social: She's A Meta-Lady, Whoa Whoa Whoa
6/2/2012 - Reps For All Those Crazy Feminist Nuns Strike Back At The Vatican
6/2/2012 - Art Imitates Life:
The Wire
Actress Was Scandalized By Sex Scenes With Dominic West
6/2/2012 - Pakistani Woman Gets New Nose After 32 Years, Still Lives With The Man Who Cut Off Her Old One
6/2/2012 - New Study Says IUD Is Wayyyyyy More Foolproof Than Any Other Kind Of Contraception
6/2/2012 - Five Cats At The Same Time, Synchronized Kittens
6/2/2012 - Zombie Apocalypse Watch: Take A Second To Call Your Mom And Make Sure She Knows That "Bath Salts" Are Not, Like, Anthropologie Bath Salts
6/2/2012 - Chariots Of Thigh-er
6/2/2012 - Sarah Silverman Hops On The Straight Talk Express About Adoption, Depression
6/2/2012 - Janelle Monae And Fun Politely Request To Set World On Fire
6/2/2012 -
Game Of Thrones
' Sophie Turner Thinks Prom Is Very American
6/2/2012 - GOP Communications Director And "Adept Wordsmith" Proposes To "Hurl Some Acid" At Female Senators
6/2/2012 - You've Been Struck By A Smooth 7-Year-Old Criminal
6/2/2012 - Andy Samberg Ambles Jovially Off
Saturday Night Live
To Rubber-Face Proudly Into The Future
6/1/2012 - P. Diddy's Son Gets $54,000 Football Scholarship from the 'Fuck You, Poor People' Foundation
6/1/2012 - Jason Biggs Is One Silly Racist
6/1/2012 - One Million Moms Deletes Homophobic Facebook Post After Most Comments Are Pro-Gay
6/1/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
6/1/2012 - The Night Belongs to Marilyn Monroe (Of Course)
6/1/2012 - I Still Sometimes Wear My Maternity Clothes and Other Things Happening 26 Months After Giving Birth
6/1/2012 - Surprise! That New Planned Parenthood 'Sting' Video Was Deceptively Edited
6/1/2012 - Armed Man Steals $4K Gold Plated Vibrator, Tragically Leaves Charger Behind
6/1/2012 - Creepy 'Stans' Attack 15-Year-Old Girl for Daring to Pose With Beyoncé
6/1/2012 - Why Aren't Educated Middle Eastern Women Joining the Workforce?
6/1/2012 - An Anonymous Interview With a Grown Man Who Pees in the Pool
6/1/2012 - Kim Zolciak Reveals Her Real Hair, and It's Shockingly Gorgeous
6/1/2012 - For Your Listening Pleasure: Brian McKnight's Anal Sex Club Jam
6/1/2012 - Olympic Uniforms Go for the Gold Medal in Ugly
6/1/2012 - Dear American News Outlets: Quit Trying to Make the Diamond Jubilee Happen
6/1/2012 - Science Makes It Official: Boys Are Filthy, Covered With Cooties
6/1/2012 - This Is Your Brain on Bath Salts: What It's Like to Do the Scary Drug du Jour
6/1/2012 - Why
Sister Wives
Hasn't Resulted in a Polygamy Conviction
6/1/2012 - Only 1 in 3 Women Think War Has Been Declared on Them
6/1/2012 - Urban Outfitters, the Go-To Retailer for All Your Romney Campaign Gear
6/1/2012 - Mother of Child Star Eden Wood: 'I Don't Want a Child Star'
6/1/2012 - You Are Not His Girlfriend: How to Know When You've Been Bro'd
6/1/2012 - Dog Seems a Little Unnerved by Former Street Cat
6/1/2012 - 14-Year-Old Spelling Bee Champion Is Your New Role Model
6/1/2012 - Rom-Coms Are Sort of Realizing That the ‘Best Friend’ Isn’t Just a Caricature of Endearing Loneliness
6/1/2012 - That Delicious Peanut Butter and Porterhouse Sandwich You’re Eating Wants to Kill You
6/1/2012 - Swimmer Rebecca Adlington Is Quitting Twitter Until Olympics Are Over Because People Are Jerks
6/1/2012 - Innovative Colorado Butt-Painter Given Probation for Her Extreme Abstract Expressionism
6/1/2012 - Justin Bieber's Attempt to Walk Through a Glass Wall Ends in Concussion