Sitemap: 2012 June | Jezebel

6/29/2012 - Adele Is Pregnant, You Guys! Adele Is Pregnant!

6/29/2012 - Achtung Baby: It's 'Call Me Maybe' in Deutsch

6/29/2012 - The Supreme Court Upheld Your Right to Lie in the Name of Love (and/or Boning)

6/29/2012 - Diddy and Lena Dunham Are the Newest Celebrity Besties

6/29/2012 - Here's the Best Birth Plan Ever

6/29/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

6/29/2012 - The Night Belongs To You Guys

6/29/2012 - I Have a Toddler and This Is What Goes Through My Head When Someone Asks Me To Get Together For a Few Beers

6/29/2012 - What the Hell, It's Friday—Here Are Some Dudes' Butts for You

6/29/2012 - Jezebel Book Club: Gone Girl

6/29/2012 - Chief Justice John Roberts Must Have Had an Epileptic Episode, Reason Increasingly Deluded Conservatives

6/29/2012 - The Jezebel 25: Fancy Group Portrait Edition

6/29/2012 - TGIF/Stay Cool!

6/29/2012 - Obamacare: One Less Reason to Get Married

6/29/2012 - Jordin Sparks and Friends 'Celebrate' Whitney Houston's Last Song

6/29/2012 - Student Loan Interest Rates Aren't Going to Double, After All

6/29/2012 - A Make-Up Tutorial That's Not for the Faint of Heart

6/29/2012 - Women's Ten Biggest Complaints About Men's Ten Biggest Complaints About Women

6/29/2012 - Baby-Proof Baby Books

6/29/2012 - Woman Claims Priest Sexually Abused Her During the Course of a 2-Year-Long Exorcism

6/29/2012 - Meet India's 'Tampon King'

6/29/2012 - How to Be a 'Reverse-Racist': An Actual Step-by-Step List for Oppressing White People

6/29/2012 - BREAKING: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Divorcing After Five Blissful Years

6/29/2012 - Carmen Electra Falls Deeply in Lust on The Choice

6/29/2012 - Sarah Palin Feels All the Feelings About the Supreme Court's Obamacare Ruling

6/29/2012 - Not-So-Amazing Looks at The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere

6/29/2012 - Carla Bruni Didn't Immediately Lose All Her Baby Weight, So People Think She Must Be Pregnant Again

6/29/2012 - Dear Struggling Novelists: Fifty Shades of Grey Author Currently Making One MILLION Dollars a Week

6/29/2012 - Air Force Rocked by Increasingly Major Sexual Assault Scandal

6/29/2012 - Court Rules in Favor of Crisis Pregnancy Centers' Right to Lie to Women

6/29/2012 - Dora the Explorer Gets a Badass Makeover With the Help of Modern Family's Ariel Winter

6/29/2012 - The 'Miss Holocaust Survivor' Beauty Pageant

6/29/2012 - Hear Nora Ephron Talk About Women Writers

6/29/2012 - In China, People Might Soon Be Required By Law to Visit Their Elderly Parents

6/29/2012 - George Clooney And Jennifer Aniston Share Private Jet, Awkwardly Avoid Topic Of Brad Pitt

6/28/2012 - Men's Rights Activists Upset the Word 'Men' Isn't Used More in Affordable Care Act

6/28/2012 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Finally Gets Dumped by His Wife

6/28/2012 - Bottoms Up: Turns Out There's Actually Alcohol in Your Soda

6/28/2012 - Your Evening Cry: 7-Year-Old Named Heaven Shot to Death While Selling Snow Cones

6/28/2012 - Comment of the Day: Let's All Prank Call Matt Lauer

6/28/2012 - Wow, That Was Fast—Savannah Guthrie Taking Over for Ann Curry Tomorrow Morning

6/28/2012 - Here Are TV's Best I Love Yous

6/28/2012 - Channing Tatum and Jimmy Fallon are Looking Pretty Good in Drag

6/28/2012 - Official Texas GOP Platform Condemns Critical Thinking Skills, Homos

6/28/2012 - New Diet Pill to Provide New Ammunition in Battle Against Skinny Smugness Crisis

6/28/2012 - Why Elite Gymnasts Come Back

6/28/2012 - Hallelujah! Secret Keeper Girl Is Here to Save Your Slatternly Trollop of a Preteen Daughter

6/28/2012 - Hillary Clinton Is a Globe-Trotting Super-Boss

6/28/2012 - Ursula the Sea Witch Forced to Get Liposuction for Disney Villains Beauty Line

6/28/2012 - Meet the Woman Who Farts for a Living

6/28/2012 - Vogue Chops Off Supermodel's Right Leg In Tragic Photoshop Accident

6/28/2012 - Enraged Conservatives Threaten to Move to Canada, Where There's No Socialized Medicine! Oh, Wait.

6/28/2012 - Big Ang Sneak Peek: It's Like a Middle-Aged Jersey Shore

6/28/2012 - What Do You Do When Your 10-Year-Old Girl Says She's Fat?

6/28/2012 - Introducing the Jezebel Book Club

6/28/2012 - Washington Post Reporters Travel to Alaska to Find Men with Limited Success

6/28/2012 - Genius: Strip Club Tax Will Help Pay for Rape Kit Processing

6/28/2012 - Heaven Can't Help You, But Hell Just Might Be Able To

6/28/2012 - Virginia Madsen Spills the Secret to Aging Well; Has the Rare Distinction of Kissing Morgan Freeman Onscreen

6/28/2012 - 'Keep Her on the Field' Campaign Aims to Get Teenage Girls Back in the Game

6/28/2012 - Lady Gaga Bought Some Of Daphne Guinness's Old Clothes

6/28/2012 - This Is What We Talk About When We Talk About Jezebel's New Discussion System

6/28/2012 - What Does the Supreme Court Ruling on Obamacare Mean for Your Vagina?

6/28/2012 - American Miley Cyrus Was the Star of the Australians in Film Awards

6/28/2012 - The Suburbs Are So Totally Over

6/28/2012 - Just How Bad Is It for Women in Egypt? Very.

6/28/2012 - Bullied Girls Are Growing Up to Have Serious Health Problems as Adults

6/28/2012 - Google's Women Attempt to Gain Equality One T-Shirt at a Time

6/28/2012 - Kids Can't Stop Eating Those Brightly-Colored Laundry Detergent Packets

6/28/2012 - Ann Curry's Teary Goodbye on Today: 'This Is Not How I Expected to Leave This Couch After 15 Years'

6/28/2012 - B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice

6/27/2012 - Michelle Obama and Ann Romney Duke It Out Over Who Has the Better Cookie Recipe

6/27/2012 - Man Plays Mind Games with His Dogs in the Most Adorable Possible Way

6/27/2012 - Bill Murray Gets His Swing On

6/27/2012 - Two-Year-Old Has Giant Tumor Removed That Weighs More Than He Does

6/27/2012 - Ann Curry Will Announce Her Departure Tomorrow on Today

6/27/2012 - Paula Deen Has Dropped 30 Pounds Since Diabetes Diagnosis

6/27/2012 - Here's How to Nominate Someone for Comment of the Day

6/27/2012 - Twitter Says Goodbye to Nora Ephron

6/27/2012 - Hedge Fund Ladies: You're Never the Right Age to Succeed

6/27/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Adorable Blind Puppy Is Newest Member of Albuquerque Baseball Team

6/27/2012 - The Personhood Movement Isn't Going Away Anytime Soon

6/27/2012 - Here's a New, Totally Legal Reddit Hub Devoted to Creep Shots

6/27/2012 - Hear the Song that Makes Rebecca Black's Friday Sound Like Beethoven's 9th Symphony

6/27/2012 - Magic Mike Is the Stripper Movie That Will Bring Womankind Together

6/27/2012 - Boston Police Department Union Has an Incredibly Fucked Up Newsletter

6/27/2012 - Liz Smith Published Her Nora Ephron Obit Before Nora Ephron Was Dead

6/27/2012 - 'Aces of Bass' is One Delightfully Classy Ace of Base Tribute

6/27/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Editors Actually Admit to Being Hoaxed by Teen Mom's Mom

6/27/2012 - Hillary Clinton is a Member of a 'Secret Muslim Sisterhood,' Says Rush Limbaugh's Crazy Ass

6/27/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

6/27/2012 - Oh, No Big Deal, It's Just the First MRI of a Baby Being Born

6/27/2012 - Another Religious Organization Accused of Covering Up Child Rape

6/27/2012 - Is Lana Del Rey More a Jackie or a Marilyn?

6/27/2012 - 'Having It All' Means Having All the Shitty Stuff Too

6/27/2012 - Terry Richardson Took Down These Photos Of Lindsay Lohan With A Gun To Her Head

6/27/2012 - Bishop Bans HPV Vaccine in Catholic School, Because Cancer Prevention Turns Girls into Sluts

6/27/2012 - Sarah Palin Deludedly Dottering About 'Death Panels' Again

6/27/2012 - Artsy Types Kookily Dress the Part

6/27/2012 - Cold-Hearted Ladies Refuse to Date Unemployed Men

6/27/2012 - A Quick Solution to Infidelity: Brand Your Spouse

6/27/2012 - Mississippi Could Soon Be the First State Without an Abortion Clinic

6/27/2012 - Nature Is Cruel: Women Who Are Afraid of Giving Birth Have Longer Labors

6/27/2012 - Bumbling TSA Agent Accidentally Spills Grandpa's Ashes All Over Airport Floor

6/27/2012 - Louis CK Cast A Black Actress As The Mother Of His White Kids And Everyone's Bugging

6/27/2012 - Welcome to Kinja, Our New Commenting System

6/27/2012 - Remember Nora Ephron With This Movie Marathon

6/26/2012 - Mama Bear Cleverly Rescues Her Cub After It Gets Stuck in a Garage

6/26/2012 - Katy Perry Makes Small Talk With Small Boy

6/26/2012 - CDC Will Offer Free Rapid HIV Testing in Pharmacies

6/26/2012 - Condoleezza Rice Will Not Run for Vice President No Matter How Much We Beg and Plead

6/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: Silence is Golden

6/26/2012 - Amy Poehler Lets Us In on the Easiest Way to Make Will Arnett Cry

6/26/2012 - Nora Ephron Has Passed Away at Age 71 [UPDATED]

6/26/2012 - Russell Crowe Is Building a Boat, Will Be Gone for Some Time

6/26/2012 - Hey Girl, Your Coffee Table Will Look Great With Feminist Ryan Gosling On It

6/26/2012 - A Complete Guide to Shaming and Snarking

6/26/2012 - Want to Go Into Politics? Better be a Beauty Queen First

6/26/2012 - Self-Absorbed Is the New Normal

6/26/2012 - Syrian Rebel Fighter Performs Impromptu Backstreet Boys Concert

6/26/2012 - Fuck You, Cats

6/26/2012 - Thank Dog: Uggie Finally Gets the Hollywood Respect He's Always Deserved

6/26/2012 - Dastardly Senator Tries to Sneak 'Personhood' Clause into Flood Bill

6/26/2012 - And Now, a Ryan Lochte Appreciation Post

6/26/2012 - Horse People Sure Can Be Touchy

6/26/2012 - Uh-oh, It's Summertime and Your Bitch is on Kreayshawn's Mind

6/26/2012 - Eva Longoria Falls Victim To Horrible Photoshop Accident

6/26/2012 - Jesus Ain't Your Boyfriend

6/26/2012 - I Don't Care About Your Stupid Vulva, It's All Vagina to Me

6/26/2012 - Can These Two Black Female Rising Stars Convince America that the Tea Party Isn't Racist?

6/26/2012 - Government Workers in Osaka Forced to Admit If They Have Tattoos

6/26/2012 - Christie Brinkley To Ex-Husband's New Wife: 'When He Cheats On You, I'll Be Here For You'

6/26/2012 - Joe Manganiello's Body Rolls Are The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

6/26/2012 - I'm a Mom and I'm Stoned Right Now

6/26/2012 - Your Favorite Couple John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Have Gone Their Separate Ways

6/26/2012 - FBI Works With Cruise Lines to Bury Reports of Rapes at Sea

6/26/2012 - Not Even a Trip to Le Vet Can Cure Henri the Existential Cat of His Ennui

6/26/2012 - Giving Wine a Fussy Name Makes Snobs Think it Tastes Better

6/26/2012 - John Travolta's Wig Looked Really Good at the Savages Premiere

6/26/2012 - Promising Male Contraceptive Patch Could Soon Give Men the Freedom to Slut It Up

6/26/2012 - Lil' Kim Thinks You Guys Are Being Way Too Hard on Chris Brown (Updated)

6/26/2012 - Pinkberry Offers Us a Way to Eat Dessert for Breakfast

6/26/2012 - My Little Comments: Friendship Is Magic

6/26/2012 - Self-Proclaimed Troll Zach Galifianakis To Wed Tall Blonde Princess

6/25/2012 - Teenage Lesbian Couple Found in a Texas Park With Gunshot Wounds to the Head

6/25/2012 - Nursing Homes Aren't Letting Old People Have Enough Sex

6/25/2012 - FBI Sex-Trafficking Sting Saves 79 Teens and Rounds Up 104 Pimps

6/25/2012 - Genius Cat Offers Lesson in How to Control Humans By Walking Them on Leashes

6/25/2012 - Beyonce Fans Enraged that She's Been Associating with Scarlet Woman Kim Kardashian

6/25/2012 - Comment of the Day: Dangerous Christian iPads Will Only Drive You to Sin

6/25/2012 - Crab and Wiener Dog Star in Epic Battle of Cute

6/25/2012 - Beyonce and Solange Knowles Are Celebrating in Style

6/25/2012 - More Than Half the Country Has "No Doubt" That God Is Real

6/25/2012 - Coroner Who Handled Marilyn Monroe's Body in 1962 Quotes Poetry When He Speaks of Her

6/25/2012 - Get Rid of Embarrassing Sunburn

6/25/2012 - Hang In There, Baby: Here's a Basket of Kittens

6/25/2012 - The Right to Gay Divorce is Just as Important as the Right to Gay Marriage

6/25/2012 - Facebook Names Sheryl Sandberg to its Formerly All-Male Board

6/25/2012 - Home Births Are Actually Kind of Dangerous

6/25/2012 - Merida From Brave Isn't a Lesbian, But She Could Be

6/25/2012 - Jon Hamm Shows How to Take Direction Like a True Professional

6/25/2012 - Nuns Protesting Republican Budget Should be Pistol Whipped, Says Radio Jackass

6/25/2012 - What We Can Learn From The 17 Very Naked Photos Terry Richardson Just Posted of Paz de la Huerta

6/25/2012 - The Tweens Have Taken Over the Earth and Own Us All

6/25/2012 - Thank the Lord; There's a Christian-Friendly Version of the iPad

6/25/2012 - Don't Call it Makeup, Bro

6/25/2012 - Sneak Peek: Shirley MacLaine on Downton Abbey

6/25/2012 - Stressed-Out Contestant Runs Away From Project Runway Set, Another Suffers a Breakdown

6/25/2012 - Black Buying Power Should Lead to More Diversity in Media

6/25/2012 - A Glamour Deficit at the Daytime Emmys

6/25/2012 - Prep School Teacher Admits He Had Sex With Students, Doesn't See What the Big Deal Is

6/25/2012 - An Uncertain Case for Marriage

6/25/2012 - Female Runners Tie for Final Spot on the U.S. Olympic Team

6/25/2012 - Two Great-Grandmothers Throw Themselves Out of a Plane for a Good Cause

6/25/2012 - Don't Bother Trying to Wife Your Way Out of Poverty

6/25/2012 - 'When I Was Growing Up, Girls Just Didn't Run in Public'

6/25/2012 - Lonesome George, the World's Last Pinta Giant Tortoise, Passes Away at 100

6/25/2012 - 'Write Something Nice,' Aaron Sorkin Tells 'Internet Girl' Reporter

6/25/2012 - Creep Films Women Without Their Consent, Calls It 'Art'

6/25/2012 - Adorable Dad Freaks Out on Dollywood Ride While Daughter Enjoys Every Second of It

6/25/2012 - Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive Cockles of Heart

6/24/2012 - Man Cuts Off His Wife's Lip and Eats It So She'll 'Never Be Able to Kiss Again'

6/24/2012 - Tiny Baby Turtle Tries Valiantly to Snack on a Giant Raspberry

6/24/2012 - Downton Abbey's Lady Mary Finds Today's Fashions Rather Boring

6/24/2012 - Poor Moms Invest More in Their Daughters, Rich Moms Invest More in Their Sons

6/24/2012 - A Shocking Collection of All the Times Annie Has Gasped on Community

6/24/2012 - Anderson Cooper Gets Tough and Calls a Guy a Bitch for Trying to Take His Picture

6/24/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Anyone Get Into Some Crazy Shit Last Night?

6/24/2012 - ‘Breastaurants’ Angle For a New Generation of Leering Wing-Eaters

6/24/2012 - Professional Poker Player’s 1,200-Pair Shoe Collection Menaced by Ex-Husband

6/24/2012 - Can I Get Some Thighs with that Shake, Shake Booty?

6/24/2012 - These Intrepid Duck Mail-Carriers Will Make Your Day

6/24/2012 - Everybody Should Take Shop Class, Too

6/24/2012 - Brace Yourself For a Freezer Bag Full of Stinky, Stinky Love

6/24/2012 - Michael Phelps Adds the Dirty Uncle Mustache Stroke to His Repertoire

6/24/2012 - Brave Is the Latest Movie About Adolescent Female Archers to Become Number One at the Box Office

6/24/2012 - Sheryl Sandberg Handled Harassment at Facebook Like a Corporate Ninja

6/24/2012 - Michael Bloomberg Is Really Going to Miss Girls

6/24/2012 - Look At This Stuff — Isn't It Neat?

6/24/2012 - Utah Judge Orders Mother to Cut Her Daughter’s Ponytail as Part of Shitty Public Punishment

6/24/2012 - Opponent of Same-Sex Marriage Recants His Position, Fails to Impress Stalwart Bigots

6/24/2012 - Hoda Kotb Will Probably, Maybe Get Ann Curry’s Job

6/23/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Chickens Don't Clap

6/23/2012 - Women Who Undergo IVF In Their Mid-Twenties May Be More Susceptible To Breast Cancer Later

6/23/2012 - Cherie Blair vs. "Yummy Mummies" Verdict Is In: Nobody Wins And Everything Is Awful

6/23/2012 - Imma Let You Finish, Kate Middleton, But Princess Letizia Of Spain Has The Shiniest Hair Of All Time

6/23/2012 - And Here's An Important New Addition To The Genre Of Fake-Wedding Acapella Videos

6/23/2012 - Guess Who's 40 And Aging Gracefully: Happy Birthday, Title IX!

6/23/2012 - World's Ugliest Dog Is Fucking Ugly

6/23/2012 - Thigh'm Flying

6/23/2012 - An Upscale 1970s Weight-Loss Camp As Seen Through The Eyes Of A Kid

6/23/2012 - Miranda July Thinks 20-Something Women "Already Just Love Themselves"

6/23/2012 - Lana Del Rey Of Sunshine

6/23/2012 - High Testosterone Turns Women Into Self-Sufficient Masturbation Machines

6/23/2012 - Baby Dwarf Bunny Exists On Whole Other Plane Of Cuteness

6/23/2012 - Mia Wasikowska Might Play Johanna Mason In The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

6/22/2012 - Lady Gaga's Manager Calls Her 'a 200-Pound Toddler'

6/22/2012 - Adorable Kindergarteners Cover Madonna's "Vogue"

6/22/2012 - Skrillex's Advice Is Good Advice for Everybody

6/22/2012 - Sandra Fluke on Weddings, Georgetown, and Feminist Porn

6/22/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

6/22/2012 - The Night Belongs to Meryl Streep

6/22/2012 - Lipstick Is Supposed to Get Girls Interested in Science?

6/22/2012 - Depressing Map Shows Which States Will Require Insurance to Cover Birth Control if Obamacare is Overturned

6/22/2012 - Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus Will Be a Movie and Reese Witherspoon Will Be in It

6/22/2012 - When Reporting Sexual Abuse Makes Your Life Worse

6/22/2012 - Pleasure Yourself With (SFW) Octomom Porno Gifs

6/22/2012 - TGIF!

6/22/2012 - Don't You Dare Ask Me Why I Look Mad

6/22/2012 - America's Manliest Cities, Inexplicably Brought to you by Combos

6/22/2012 - That Time Ann Romney Was Sued After Pumping her Fancy Horse full of Powerful Painkillers

6/22/2012 - The Jezebel 25: Kick-Ass and Amazing Women We Love

6/22/2012 - A 14-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself After Getting Bullied About Her Weight

6/22/2012 - I Can't Have It All, But I Can Have This

6/22/2012 - No One 'Has It All,' Because 'Having It All' Doesn't Exist

6/22/2012 - Irresponsible Brides-to-Be are Splurging on Weddings While Their Reasonable Beaus Prefer to Budget

6/22/2012 - Andy Samberg & Rashida Jones Will Break Your Heart in Celeste & Jesse Forever

6/22/2012 - Most Thorough Thief Ever Steals Car With Baby Inside, Then Steals Baby's Earrings

6/22/2012 - Meet Some Awesome Teenage Girl Computer Programmers

6/22/2012 - Female Palestinian Race Car Drivers Documented in Speed Sisters Film

6/22/2012 - Blake Lively Is Cheating on Chanel With Gucci

6/22/2012 - Everybody Looked Cute at the Samsung Party

6/22/2012 - Wanna Know Why the Bullied Bus Monitor Is Now $500K Richer? Because It's Our Fault She Was Bullied

6/22/2012 - 'Rape Cop' Michael Pena Finally Pleads Guilty to Rape in the Hope of Diminishing His Sentence

6/22/2012 - Love and Sex Are Not Such Strange Bedfellows in Your Brain

6/22/2012 - Divorce Makes Women Want to Kill Themselves Slightly Less

6/22/2012 - Lion Cub, Dog and Bunny Are the Cutest BFFs You'll Ever See

6/22/2012 - British Government Backs a Guide Teaching Parents How to Talk to Their Kids About Body Image

6/22/2012 - The State of New York Really Doesn’t Want You to Get that Pet Tiger You’ve Been Eyeing on the Internet

6/22/2012 - Economic Luminary Anna Schwartz Dies With a Lot of Pats on the Back But no Nobel Prize

6/22/2012 - Cool Giovanni Ribisi And Cool Agyness Deyn Elope Coolly

6/21/2012 - Justice Department Putting the Kibosh on Intimidation in FLDS-Dominated Arizona and Utah Towns

6/21/2012 - Sentimental California Couple Harnesses the Power of Media to Return Wedding Ring to Widow

6/21/2012 - South Carolina Mother Escapes the Icky Clutches of Flesh-Eating Bacteria with All of Her Limbs Intact

6/21/2012 - Cool Off At the Human Carwash

6/21/2012 - It's Getting Hot in Here: Live From the Jezebel Fifth Anniversary Party

6/21/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Beginnings of a Mitt Romney Lifetime Movie

6/21/2012 - Rose Stahl Calls Off the Police Search for Her Missing Husband

6/21/2012 - Goodbye, Sparkle Vamps: Here's the Trailer for the Final Installment of the Twilight Saga

6/21/2012 - Molly Ringwald Calls Out Fifty Shades of Grey On Its Immature Bullshit

6/21/2012 - The Pointlessness of "Faking" Reality TV

6/21/2012 - Queen of England has been Queening So Hard Lately that the Taxpayers are Giving Her an Enormous Raise

6/21/2012 - Noel Gallagher Chooses the Wrong O.C. Character to Star in His New Video

6/21/2012 - 'Intimate Hygiene' Product Ad is Scared of the Word 'Vagina'

6/21/2012 - Here's Why The "Lipstick Index" Won't Die, No Matter How Many Times It's Debunked

6/21/2012 - The Five Stupidest Articles in Fox News Magazine

6/21/2012 - 15 Ways To Spot A Lesbian According To Some Really Old Medical Journals

6/21/2012 - Forcibly Sterilized by the State of North Carolina? Too Bad, Say Senate Republicans

6/21/2012 - Anna Karenina: Come For the Historical Slut-Shaming, Stay For the Costume Porn

6/21/2012 - Butts and Swears Okay Sometimes, Rules Giggling Supreme Court

6/21/2012 - Now You Can Easily Friend a Louisiana Sex Offender on Facebook

6/21/2012 - Why Not Spend Your Holiday at Australia's Premiere Mega Brothel?

6/21/2012 - In Order to Save Ann Curry, First We Must Destroy Ann Curry

6/21/2012 - All the Sad Young Sedentary Girls

6/21/2012 - Mitt Romney's Sons Explain More of their Dad's Totally-Not-Evil 'Pranks'

6/21/2012 - Tech-Obsessed Jerks Care More About Their Dumb Phones Than Their Wedding Rings

6/21/2012 - Wouldn't We All Secretly Like to Turn the Tables on a TSA Agent?

6/21/2012 - Diane von Furstenberg Loves Dressing the Chinese Because They're Just So Skinny!

6/21/2012 - Here's a New Carly Rae Jepsen Song to Seep Into Your Brain and Take Over Your Life

6/21/2012 - Cruelly Taunted Bus Monitor Tells Matt Lauer She Wants The Boys to Be Punished

6/21/2012 - The Ghost of HBO Past Shows Up at The Newsroom Premiere

6/21/2012 - Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But a Little Respect Can

6/21/2012 - You Could Be Better at Remembering Names, If Only You Gave a Shit

6/21/2012 - Asshole Catholic League President Warns Rabbi to Keep His Jew Nose Out of Birth Control Debate

6/21/2012 - Some Gyms Are Banning Skinny People

6/21/2012 - Female Prisoner Sues After Being Shackled While Giving Birth

6/21/2012 - Now You Can Have Your Next Tea Party at Starbucks

6/21/2012 - Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris Humphries

6/20/2012 - Meet Perry Michaelson, The World's Other Most Fucked Up Fashion Photographer

6/20/2012 - Drunk Driver Gets Stuck in a Sand Trap After Her GPS Tells Her to Drive Onto a Golf Course

6/20/2012 - Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Almost Can't Believe How Super They Look

6/20/2012 - Tiny Otter Has a Very Adorable Strategy for Beating the Heat

6/20/2012 - Conservative Women's Group Launches Multimillion Dollar 'Health Care Law is Icky' Campaign

6/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: Wherein Bristol Palin Gets Served

6/20/2012 - Looks Like Ann Curry Is About to Be Disowned by the Today Show Family

6/20/2012 - Dr. Drew Addicted to Concern-Trolling Plastic Surgery Addicts

6/20/2012 - Lady Gaga Has Jellyfish for Brains

6/20/2012 - Parks Department Won't Let Breastless Cancer Survivor Swim Topless [Updated]

6/20/2012 - Everybody Calm Down, Drinking When You're Pregnant Is Just Fine

6/20/2012 - The Women Behind Watergate

6/20/2012 - Reader Email Haiku: You Stupid Slimeballs

6/20/2012 - Funniest Shit Girls Said About Adam Carolla Thinking Girls Aren't Funny

6/20/2012 - Mitt Romney's Fancy Horse Is Worth More Than Your Entire Family. Seriously.

6/20/2012 - Officers Singled Out Women to Inappropriately Strip Search at London Airport

6/20/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Drew Barrymore's Sad, Sexless Honeymoon

6/20/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

6/20/2012 - Bristol Palin's Riveting New Reality Series Is Neither Real Nor Riveting

6/20/2012 - Widely-Reported Story of Gay Men Suing Historically Black Sorority Smells Like Bullshit

6/20/2012 - The Thrill Of a Juicy Retro Read

6/20/2012 - The Tyranny of 'She's Just Jealous'

6/20/2012 - Dance Moms Outdoes Itself With Helen Keller Interpretive Dance

6/20/2012 - The Aristocracy Shows Off Their Hats, Glorious Hats at Royal Ascot

6/20/2012 - Molly Sims Gives Birth, Marisa Miller Is Pregnant

6/20/2012 - Game of Thrones Attack Ads Are the Best Thing to Come Out of Campaign Season

6/20/2012 - FDA Issues Another Confusing Statement About Birth Control

6/20/2012 - The Key to Productivity and Success: Be Really Fucking Stressed Out All the Time

6/20/2012 - What, Your Dad Never Publicly Spanked Your Boyfriends?

6/20/2012 - If You Need Space in Your Relationship, Try Not to Say 'I Need My Space'

6/20/2012 - Alice Walker Refuses to Let The Color Purple Be Published in Israel

6/20/2012 - The 2012 Gawker Media Census Results Are In

6/20/2012 - You Sluts Are Having Fewer Abortions Than Ever, Thanks to the Pill

6/20/2012 - We've Sanitized Our Children Into a Bunch of Itchy, Allergic Messes

6/20/2012 - Attention, Blind Shoppers: Ann Taylor Store Wants You and Your Service Dog to Get Out [Updated]

6/20/2012 - The Jewish Law That's Keeping Ultra-Orthodox Women From Getting Pregnant

6/20/2012 - 32 and Pregnant Only Slightly Less Tragic than 16 and Pregnant

6/20/2012 - 'Mystery Mushroom' or Sexy Sex Toy? Local News Investigates

6/20/2012 - Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being Not So Raven

6/19/2012 - Amateur Hypnotist Gets a Bunch of Girls Stuck in a Trance, Has to Call in an Expert for Help

6/19/2012 - NYPD Arrests and Frisks Nude Model in Body Paint

6/19/2012 - Mitt and Ann Romney Enjoy a Long, Patriotic Walk on the Beach

6/19/2012 - Lamb Learns an Important Lesson About Jumping on the Bed

6/19/2012 - Adele Song Miraculously Brings Girl Back to Life After Brain Hemorrhage

6/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Racists Have So Much to Learn from the Misogynists

6/19/2012 - Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After 14 Years

6/19/2012 - Adult Man Has Miley Cyrus Tattoos and, Yes, That's Tattoos Plural

6/19/2012 - Sorry, Pervs; Ian Somerhalder Is Not Desperate for the Lead in Fifty Shades of Grey

6/19/2012 - Michigan Governor Quietly Aborts Vote on Anti-Choice Bill

6/19/2012 - Now Moms-To-Be Are Photoshopping Sonograms Onto Their Bellies

6/19/2012 - Ask A Mortician: Can a Casket Explode?

6/19/2012 - Hollywood's Highest-Paid Actresses Are All White, Mostly Middle-Aged

6/19/2012 - Wherein I Take a Toddler to Vegas

6/19/2012 - Now You Can Safely Paint Your Dog's Nails

6/19/2012 - Not to Alarm You, But Sarah Palin is Running for President of Television

6/19/2012 - Sheila Heti's How Should A Person Be? Is Blowing Up

6/19/2012 - Men Are From YouTube, Women Are From Instagram

6/19/2012 - Glenn Beck-Produced, Homo-Free Version of Musical Theater to Feature Singing, Dancing, Self-Loathing

6/19/2012 - Oh, Good; There's a New Kitty Pryde Video, Says No One

6/19/2012 - How to Play a Live, Refreshing Version of Fruit Ninja This Summer

6/19/2012 - Black Man Kicked Out of Racist Bar; Cops Don't Help, But Social Media Does

6/19/2012 - There's Just No Place for Black Moms in Hollywood

6/19/2012 - Pot Smoking Meghan McCain Unaware That America Finds Her Insufferable

6/19/2012 - Today In Gross: Your Local Makeup Counter Is Caked in Germs

6/19/2012 - Alec Baldwin Gets Marriage License, Promptly Punches Photographer in Face

6/19/2012 - The Middling Fashions of the Critics' Choice Awards

6/19/2012 - Mike Tyson Recalls His Past: 'I Was a Prostitute Hunter'

6/19/2012 - Rebel Nuns Sass Pope, Don Leather Jackets, Cruise Away Loudly on Motorcycles

6/19/2012 - Kate Upton Tells GQ About That Time Her Top Fell Off

6/19/2012 - Ann Romney's Fancy Dancing Horse Is Headed to the Olympics

6/19/2012 - America's Children Are Hooked on Whore Pills and Adderall

6/19/2012 - Male Spiders Fuck So Hard They Literally Break Their Dicks in Half

6/19/2012 - The Plight of the Single Dad

6/19/2012 - Michigan Will Not Rest Until Everyone Is Offended, Pushes New Effort to Discriminate Against Gay People

6/19/2012 - Game of Thrones Is Your New Favorite Rom-Com

6/19/2012 - Senate Candidate Wishes We'd All Stop Whining About the Poors and Their Petty Need for Food

6/19/2012 - Pete Campbell Gets It in With Rory Gilmore on the Real

6/18/2012 - Finally, Some Man Candles for the Man in Your Life

6/18/2012 - Amazing Fifth Grader Makes the Case for Why Gay Marriage Should Be Taught In School

6/18/2012 - Carly Rae Jepsen Has That 'Hey, I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy' Look In Her Eyes

6/18/2012 - Are These Shoes Racist or Just Dumb?

6/18/2012 - It's Time You See This Footage of an Extremely Young Ryan Gosling Belting Out Some Tunes

6/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Ultimate Cosmo Sex Tip

6/18/2012 - Hilary Duff Accused of Terrorizing Innocent Civilians with Her Range Rover of Doom

6/18/2012 - Dog and Penguin Are the Tony and Maria of the Animal Kingdom

6/18/2012 - Ronan Farrow, Son of Mia and Woody, Wishes His Dad a Not-So-Happy Father's Day

6/18/2012 - Seven Reasons Why Rielle Hunter Is the Most Irritating Person on Earth

6/18/2012 - It's Official: Retta Is the Best TV Recapper on the Internet

6/18/2012 - Modern Dance, Bruises and Shia Dong: What's Happening in the New Sigur Rós Video?

6/18/2012 - Here's What Happens When You Resell Your Clothes

6/18/2012 - Boys Who Talk About Girls: Take The Virginity, Leave The Cohabitation

6/18/2012 - Parents Would Rather Give Their Babies Diseases Than Shots

6/18/2012 - Hey, It's a Brand New Season of Awkward Black Girl!

6/18/2012 - Today in Vaginas: All The Cool Chicks Have Midwives

6/18/2012 - Adorable Duckling Is in Hot Pursuit

6/18/2012 - Today the First Female Astronaut From China Is in Space

6/18/2012 - Give Good Leg, Even If You Don't Like Yours

6/18/2012 - Abercrombie Model Files $1 Million Suit For Masturbation Photo Shoot

6/18/2012 - New Reasons to Keep Women (and Everyone Else) Out of the Kitchen

6/18/2012 - Drugs, Blogs, and Cat Marnell: What Happens When One Woman's Addiction Becomes an Editorial Hallmark?

6/18/2012 - Here's Why Olympic Sex Verification Is a Bad Idea

6/18/2012 - Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips

6/18/2012 - Spread the Word of Jesus Christ Through MMA Fighting

6/18/2012 - A Little Girl Should Not Be Wearing Cupcakes on her Breasts, No Matter How Cute Katy Perry Thinks it Is

6/18/2012 - French Police Bust Super Fancy $22 Million Hermès Counterfeiting Ring

6/18/2012 - Courtney Stodden's Thoughtful Tribute to Marilyn Monroe Features Eight-Inch Lucite Stripper Heels

6/18/2012 - Teacher Fights Violence With Violence, Orders Entire Class to Hit Six-Year-Old Bully

6/18/2012 - Stop Eating, Fatso, You're Destroying the Planet

6/18/2012 - Construction Sign Explains Workers' Whistling and Cat-Calling: It's 'Cause You Look Gooooood

6/18/2012 - NYC Businesses Are Making Tons of Cash Off Kids' Cell Phones

6/18/2012 - Get Ready to Cream Your Crumpets: Prince William and Duchess Shinylocks Hang With a Dog and a Baby

6/18/2012 - Senate Candidate Drowning in Campaign Money Buys Her Very Own TV Channel

6/18/2012 - Swedish Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Wolves

6/18/2012 - Jack Osbourne Diagnosed With Multiple Sclerosis At 26

6/17/2012 - Watch Out, There's Microscopic Poop All Over Your Hotel Room

6/17/2012 - Clever Birthers Erect an 'Obama Presidential Library' Outhouse Complete With Nancy Pelosi Slut Graffiti

6/17/2012 - Nothing Can Stop Dita Von Teese From Transfixing You With Her Gaze

6/17/2012 - Vigilante Parents Murder the Man They Believed Was Pimping Out Their Teenage Daughter

6/17/2012 - These Baby Meerkats Have Been Sent to Save Us All

6/17/2012 - Mitt Romney Celebrates Father’s Day By Pulling One of His Famously Terrible Pranks

6/17/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Father’s Day Is Kind of a Big Deal for Seahorses

6/17/2012 - Blue the Dog Wants to Roam Free From the Long-Arm of the Law

6/17/2012 - Aimee Copeland Spurns Pain Meds in Struggle Against Flesh-Eating Bacteria

6/17/2012 - So We Beat On, Concrete Boats Against the Current

6/17/2012 - Celebrity Engagements Make Normals Lust After Fancy Rings

6/17/2012 - Catholic Health Association Surprisingly Rejects White House’s Birth Control Compromise

6/17/2012 - Adorable Lunch Blogger Will Team with Celebrity Chef to Make Better Lunches

6/17/2012 - I Want Your Quad

6/17/2012 - Whore’s Glory Trailer Offers a Haunting Peek at the Lives of Sex Workers

6/17/2012 - Say, “Cheese!” and Push that Baby Out of Your Body

6/17/2012 - China Sends a Rocket Ship Through the Glass Ceiling

6/17/2012 - First Text by English Author for Women Readers Is a Slut-Shaming Manifesto About ‘Provocative’ Seventh Century Nuns

6/17/2012 - Raccoons Mount Fuzzy Invasion of Some Guy’s Porch

6/17/2012 - More Same-Sex Couples Cashing-In on Parenting Holidays than Ever Before

6/17/2012 - Eve Ensler and The Vagina Monologues Have Been Summoned to Lansing by Lisa Brown’s ‘Vagina’ Incantation

6/17/2012 - Spice Girls Documentary Could Happen If Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Ruin Everyone’s Fun

6/16/2012 - Saturday Night Social: This Father's Day, Sing A Creepy Duet And Eat McDonalds

6/16/2012 - Fashion Publicist And Author Erica Kennedy Has Died

6/16/2012 - Duchesses Camilla And Catherine Prefer Periwinkle

6/16/2012 - And Here Are The Dogs That Will Make People Want To Fuck You, Apparently

6/16/2012 - Cockatoo Is AC/DC Fan

6/16/2012 - It's 1950 So It's Socially Acceptable To Cover Our Telephones In Mink

6/16/2012 - Popular Thighence

6/16/2012 - Father's Day Memories Of A Pot-Dealing, Cross-Dressing, Murdered Dad

6/16/2012 - Ice Loves Coco So Much That It's Awesome

6/16/2012 - Activists Will Tailgate Mittens Romney's Campaign Bus With A Stuffed Dog On The Roof Of Their Car

6/16/2012 - Here's Rebel Wilson Stealing The Pitch Perfect Trailer

6/16/2012 - FDA Vewwy, Vewwy Quietly Changes Consumers Guide To Morning-After Pill And IUD

6/16/2012 - Dax Shephard Rings Kristen's Bell

6/16/2012 - Renesmee Debuts In New Twilight Breaking Dawn Stills, "Renesmee" Still Not A Name

6/15/2012 - Paula Deen Would Like You to Associate Her Name with 'Hope,' and Not with 'Butter'

6/15/2012 - What the Hell is Going on in this David Hasselhoff Lean Pockets Commercial?

6/15/2012 - Oprah Grows Her Own

6/15/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed on TV This Week

6/15/2012 - The Night Belongs to Courteney Cox

6/15/2012 - Eternal Badass Kathryn Bigelow Directing Movie About the Fall of Bin Laden

6/15/2012 - Thankfully, We're Redefining What Kids Think a Doctor Looks Like

6/15/2012 - Little Girl Tells a Ridiculously Cute Story About a Mean Fox and a Smart Bunny

6/15/2012 - Adorable Scottish School Lunch Activist Silenced By Government Sourpusses

6/15/2012 - There's No Such Thing as a Free Colonic

6/15/2012 - TGIF!

6/15/2012 - People with Down Syndrome Can Be Jerks, Too

6/15/2012 - Elizabeth Wurtzel Thinks Rich Stay-At-Home Moms Are Directly Responsible for the War on Women

6/15/2012 - A Handy Tool to Get the Gunk Out of Your Pores

6/15/2012 - 20-Something Women Are Awesome at Being Totally Stressed Out

6/15/2012 - NYC's Mayor Bloomberg Would Not Want to Be Treated like a Prostitute

6/15/2012 - 1956 Wedding Photo Blows Minds With Dyed-to-Match Flowers

6/15/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious in Hotel Room [UPDATED]

6/15/2012 - Here's Your First Look At Lady Gaga's Black Perfume

6/15/2012 - Check Out The Craziest Retraction in the History of Slut-Shaming

6/15/2012 - A Foolproof Guide to the Most Kickass Bachelor Party of All Time!

6/15/2012 - Joe Jonas Doesn't Pick the Virgin and 5 More Cringey-Awesome Moments From The Choice

6/15/2012 - Breastfeeding Military Advocate Fired for 'Promoting' Her Cause

6/15/2012 - Study: Obese Kids May Struggle More With Math

6/15/2012 - 25 Republican-Approved Ways to Say 'Vagina' Without Offending Political Pussies

6/15/2012 - Nonsensical GOP Spokesperson Says Female Legislator Was Banned for Supposed Rape Metaphors, Not 'Vagina'

6/15/2012 - Elvis Impersonator Slash Hoarder Lives in Garbageland, not Graceland

6/15/2012 - Chinese Government Is Really Sorry for That Whole 'Forcing a 7-Month-Pregnant Woman to Have an Abortion' Thing

6/15/2012 - The Best Way to Steal Prawns From Costco Is Not to Shove Them Up Your Skirt

6/15/2012 - Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin Bailed Almost Immediately

6/14/2012 - Justin Bieber Superfan Burns Kurt Cobain By Saying He Wasn't Huge on Twitter. Except, Wait...

6/14/2012 - Is Girls Really a Show for Boys?

6/14/2012 - Cougars Are Taking Back America

6/14/2012 - See the Abs of Abercrombie & Fitch Cover 'Call Me Maybe'

6/14/2012 - Chris Brown's Dumb Face Injured in Bloody Bar Brawl with Drake

6/14/2012 - Comment of the Day: Super Mario Has Daddy Issues

6/14/2012 - You Can Mark Your Calendars: Community Has a Return Date

6/14/2012 - Hilarious Crazy Lady Commandeers Sweden's Twitter Feed, Has Questions About Jews

6/14/2012 - Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack Hilarious Sexist Jokes

6/14/2012 - Indian Women Fight for the Right to Pee

6/14/2012 - Azealia Banks Saddles Up and Rides Into the Sunset in New Video

6/14/2012 - Tiny Bulgarian Fashion Magazine Still Defending Violence Against Women Spread

6/14/2012 - Special K Wants Plus-Sized Women to Feel Empowered By Cereal

6/14/2012 - Finally, the Ass-tastic Magic Mike Gifs You Were Waiting For

6/14/2012 - Go Ahead, Judge Us By Our Shoes

6/14/2012 - Female Legislator Who Dared Say 'Vagina' During Abortion Debate Banned From Speaking on House Floor

6/14/2012 - Cover Your Cleavage for Takeoff: Southwest Airlines Screws Up Again

6/14/2012 - Doth Drake and Chris Brown Duel For the Hand of Lady Rihanna?

6/14/2012 - Thoughtful Gentlemen Are Obsessed With Male Contraception

6/14/2012 - Apparently You Weren't the Only One Who Always Suspected Your Ken Dolls Were Gay

6/14/2012 - Jury Calls Bullshit on Cop's 'Zoloft Turned Me Into a Rapist!' Excuse

6/14/2012 - The Argument For Getting an Advanced Degree in Husband-Hunting

6/14/2012 - Does Ann Romney Have a 'Style'? Does It Matter?

6/14/2012 - Sex Selective Abortion Isn't the Real Reason Why India Is the Worst Country for Women

6/14/2012 - Shonda Rhimes Disappointed in Lack of Diversity on Bunheads

6/14/2012 - Taylor Armstrong Tried to Pay Off Lawsuit Settlement With Fake Birkin Bags

6/14/2012 - The Rapey Lara Croft Reboot Is a Fucked-Up Freudian Field Day

6/14/2012 - Catholic Church Quietly Declares Holy War on Child Sex Abuse Victims

6/14/2012 - Selfish Women Will Ruin Everything If They're Allowed to Be Army Rangers, Says Selfish Man

6/14/2012 - Chess: The World's Classiest Drinking Game

6/14/2012 - Don't Freak Out, But Science Made a Map of All the Tiny Bugs Covering Your Body

6/14/2012 - 'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

6/13/2012 - Mitt Romney Trashes a Woman's Cafe, Then Pisses Her Off Further With His Half-Assed Apology

6/13/2012 - Even a Proposed Sex Boycott Couldn't Stop the Michigan House from Passing Insane Anti-Abortion Law

6/13/2012 - Alec Baldwin Knows Better Than to Look Directly Into Tom Cruise's Eyes

6/13/2012 - Wasabi Pants Are as Scary as They Sound

6/13/2012 - Conan Sings the Blues With Some Hilarious Kids

6/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Lesson in Lesbianism From Tammy and Linda

6/13/2012 - Rapscallions Break into Kanye West's House and Touch His Stuff

6/13/2012 - Gloria Allred Is a Dick

6/13/2012 - Dads These Days: How Those Lucky Bastards Actually Have It Kinda Shitty

6/13/2012 - You Are Your Shoes, According to Science

6/13/2012 - Meet the Religious Heiress Waging an Anti-Cosmo Campaign

6/13/2012 - Crappy Trendspotting: Skrillex Hair

6/13/2012 - Where To Go For Cute, Stylish, Comfortable, Walkable Flats

6/13/2012 - Magazine Unconvincingly Defends Violent Editorial, Calls Critics Sexist

6/13/2012 - Game Theory Might Solve Your Marital Problems! (Whatever Game Theory Is)

6/13/2012 - North Dakota Rejects Hilariously Terrible 'Religious People Can Do Whatever They Want' Amendment

6/13/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Sandra Bullock Is a Better Mom Than Angelina Jolie

6/13/2012 - Obama Boy Finally Announces His Big Gay Crush on President Obama

6/13/2012 - Moms and Dads Are Both Equally Capable of Ruining Their Children's Lives

6/13/2012 - And Now, a Batshit Anti-Semitic Attempt to Certify One's Ethnic Purity

6/13/2012 - You Just Can't Win: Spray Tans Might Give You Cancer, Too

6/13/2012 - The Lesbian Slang Lexicon: 20 Words and Phrases You've Never Heard Before

6/13/2012 - Even Female Scientist-Doctors Are Paid Significantly Less Than Their Male Peers

6/13/2012 - Will Military Women Finally Get the Abortion Access They Deserve?

6/13/2012 - It's Ladies' Night at the Women in Film Awards

6/13/2012 - Arizona Voters Wisely Choose Guy Who Didn't Pose With Gun in Campaign Ads for Gabrielle Giffords' Seat

6/13/2012 - New, Terrible Idea: Arresting Teens Who Have Sex With Each Other

6/13/2012 - Three Teenage Girls in Canada Arrested for Running a Prostitution Ring

6/13/2012 - Darth Vader Kid Having Open-Heart Surgery Today

6/13/2012 - America Faces Boredom Crisis as Teens Have Trouble Finding Summer Jobs

6/13/2012 - This Social Media Startup Accidentally Become an App for Pedophiles

6/13/2012 - Meet Peggy Leg, the Tiny Dog That's About to Get a Fancy Bionic Foot

6/13/2012 - Rihanna’s Family Gives Her and Chris Brown Their Blessing

6/12/2012 - Climb Back Into the Womb With This Handy Uterus Chair

6/12/2012 - Teenager Has an Amazingly Sweet Talk With His Dad While Looped Out After Surgery

6/12/2012 - Madeleine Stowe Quietly Plots Her Revenge

6/12/2012 - Michelle Obama Dishes Out Some Campaign Advice for Ann Romney

6/12/2012 - High School Commencement Speech Reminds Students That They Are Not Special, Still Manages to Be Inspiring

6/12/2012 - Beyoncé Drops a Hint About the Origins of Blue Ivy's Name (And It's Kinda Boring)

6/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Power of the Mature Female Nipple

6/12/2012 - Meet the 75-Year-Old Female Bodybuilder Who Could Totally Kick Your Ass

6/12/2012 - Lady Gaga Does What She Loves Most; Now If We Could Only Figure Out What Exactly That Is

6/12/2012 - Are 'Queen Bee' Bosses a Thing of the Past?

6/12/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Brave Firefighters Rescue Dogs from a Burning House

6/12/2012 - Model Who Livetweeted Being Hit on by Creepy Guy on Airplane is Lying, Says Creepy Guy

6/12/2012 - Want Your Kids to Live a Long Time? Make Sure Their Dad's an Old Guy

6/12/2012 - Watch Amy Poehler Dance Around With Reggie Watts Like an Adorable Goofball

6/12/2012 - When There's So Much Bullshit Online, You Forget How to Feel

6/12/2012 - What Is Wrong With My Baby!?

6/12/2012 - This Is Happening: Lindsay Lohan and James Deen Are Gonna Make a Movie

6/12/2012 - You Obviously Want to Hear This A Capella Cover of Your Favorite '90s Hits

6/12/2012 - The Financial Value of a Father Is Less Than You'd Think

6/12/2012 - Tap Into Your Inner Khaleesi With Some Dragon Lips

6/12/2012 - 'Can She Lose a Few Ounces by Friday?': The Cutthroat World of Baby Modeling

6/12/2012 - Should Parents Be Allowed to Murder Child Molesters? Is This a Trick Question?

6/12/2012 - Why Did Lucky Print a Bold-faced Lie About One of Its Readers?

6/12/2012 - The Swiss Army Tampon: A Life-Saving Wilderness Survival Tool

6/12/2012 - Why is Everyone Hating on Solange Knowles' Natural Hair?

6/12/2012 - House Hunters Has Been Selling You a Big Lie

6/12/2012 - Are Genetic Ménages à Trois the Future of In Vitro Fertilization?

6/12/2012 - Morning People Just Have Better Lives Than the Rest of Us

6/12/2012 - Can You Tell if a Man or a Woman Wrote These Sex Scenes?

6/12/2012 - Licensed Professionals Have No Patience for Your Creative Pursuits

6/12/2012 - Meet the Lost Tributes of the Hunger Games

6/12/2012 - Certain Athletes Need to Be Deemed 'Feminine' Enough for Competition

6/12/2012 - Obviously You Should Let Groupon Name Your Baby for You

6/12/2012 - Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air

6/11/2012 - Have Insomnia? You Might Just Be Afraid of the Dark.

6/11/2012 - 30 Years Later, They Finally Decide a Dingo Did Actually Eat That Woman's Baby

6/11/2012 - Nick Jonas and John Stamos: Separated at Birth?

6/11/2012 - Woman Injured After a Bullet Spontaneously Explodes in Her Purse

6/11/2012 - Lindsay Lohan, Human Genius, Lied to the Cops About Crashing Her Porsche

6/11/2012 - Harvard Freezer Malfunction Destroys Dozens of Brains, Sets Back Autism Research by Years

6/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

6/11/2012 - Women in Abu Dhabi Do Not Want Dudes Scanning Their Boobs

6/11/2012 - Nicki Minaj Has One Surprising Idol

6/11/2012 - Baby Tasting Root Beer Blows 'Babies Tasting Lemons' Right Out of the Water

6/11/2012 - Boys Who Talk About Girls: Gay Latinos Do It, Too.

6/11/2012 - Focus on the Family Says LGBTQ Teens Are Depressed Because They're Not Heterosexual

6/11/2012 - Monday's Almost Over, Celebrate with an Adorable Kitten Nap

6/11/2012 - How to Smuggle Alcohol (Or Other Contraband) Into an Outdoor Concert

6/11/2012 - Wondering if Racism Is Over? Check America's Google Search History

6/11/2012 - KA-POW! Batgirl Schools Batman on the Federal Equal Pay Law

6/11/2012 - Abortion May Not Actually Be Responsible For Our Country's Demise

6/11/2012 - Fire Up Your Tivos, Nerds: Anne of Green Gables is Returning to TV

6/11/2012 - Fashionista Kids Apparently Have a 'Style Gene'

6/11/2012 - Creepy Dudes Who Can't Take No For an Answer Are Fair Game for Mass Ridicule

6/11/2012 - Madonna's Nipple Was Actually Protesting Proposed Turkish Abortion Ban

6/11/2012 - Mad Men: The Haunting

6/11/2012 - Feminists are More Likely to be 'Attachment Parents'

6/11/2012 - Debunking The Silly Rumor That Anna Wintour Will Be The Next U.K. Ambassador

6/11/2012 - Alleged Abuse Threatens to Topple a Televangelism Empire

6/11/2012 - Neil Patrick Harris' Opening Number from Last Night's Tonys Proposes that Life Sucks Less as a Musical

6/11/2012 - Men Probably Too Hormonal and Moody to be Trusted with Important Financial Decisions

6/11/2012 - Seriously, All of Us Really Need to Go the Fuck to Sleep

6/11/2012 - Turtles Have Horrifying Penises

6/11/2012 - Who Cares About Syrian Bloodshed When Its Leaders Are So Sexy?

6/11/2012 - Unstoppable Gabrielle Giffords May Return to Public Office

6/11/2012 - GMA's Robin Roberts Reveals Rare Bone Marrow Disorder

6/11/2012 - Violence Against Women Disguised as 'Fashion'

6/11/2012 - The Cutthroat World of Pageant Dads

6/11/2012 - There's a Debate Over 'Baby Hatches' in Europe

6/11/2012 - A Special Christian 'Hey Girl' Thrill

6/11/2012 - Study Finds That City Kids Are More Likely to Have Food Allergies

6/11/2012 - Paris Jackson Tries her Best to Ignore Asshole School Bullies

6/10/2012 - Menstrual Huts: A Tricky Way for Men to Ensure Ladies Don't Cheat on Them?

6/10/2012 - Smart Cat Demands Privacy While in the Bathroom

6/10/2012 - Elijah Wood and Dave Grohl Hold an Awkward Smile Competition

6/10/2012 - Dogs Are So Sweet That They Get Upset Even When Strangers Cry

6/10/2012 - President Obama Loses the Coveted 'Obama Girl' Endorsement

6/10/2012 - Deena From Jersey Shore Just Got Arrested for Dancing Drunk in the Street

6/10/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: The Night Belongs to Judy Garland

6/10/2012 - Critical Luminary James Franco Explains How Snow White and the Huntsman Is Really About Women in Hollywood

6/10/2012 - Saudi Arabia’s ‘Buraydah’s Got Talent’ Is Just Like Any ‘Got Talent’ Iteration, Only Without Singing, Dancing or Female Contestants

6/10/2012 - Spirit Fingers

6/10/2012 - More Reasonable Republicans Are Starting to Realize Their Party’s Batshit Stance on Same-Sex Marriage Is a Political Liability

6/10/2012 - Watch Lady Gaga Get a Concussion and Keep Performing Like a Champ

6/10/2012 - Giant Turtles ‘Divorce’ After Spending 115 Very Slow Years Together

6/10/2012 - Fiona Apple Can Take All the Time She Wants Working on New Stuff

6/10/2012 - Thigh'd By Thigh'd

6/10/2012 - Don Draper Will Flash a Father’s Day Stone Face No Matter What His Kids Get Him

6/10/2012 - New Moms Can Definitely Run a Tech Start-Up, No Big Deal

6/10/2012 - Baby Elephants in Sri Lanka Have the Best Lazy Sundays

6/10/2012 - Woman’s Lost Engagement Ring Returned by the All-Knowing Craigslist

6/10/2012 - Women Are Probably the Most Important Demographic for the Tech Industry

6/10/2012 - X Factor Judges Mutiny in Kansas City When a Contestant Turns His Back on Them

6/9/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Pie in the Summer Sky

6/9/2012 - Danish Parliament Overwhelmingly Approves Equal Marriage Laws

6/9/2012 - Hoda and Kathie Lee Get Wasted and Talk About Penises on Today

6/9/2012 - A Latvian Airline Really Wants Its Passengers to Make In-Flight Friends

6/9/2012 - Georgina Bloomberg Offers a Sensible Take on Her Father’s NYC Soda Ban

6/9/2012 - The Time-Out Corner at Bonnaroo Got Weird Pretty Quickly

6/9/2012 - ‘Douchey Boyfriend’ Is the Internet’s Immediate Answer to ‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’

6/9/2012 - Transit Workers Save Nummy the Bunny from a Grisly Locomotive Death

6/9/2012 - The Sexual Depravity of Adelie Penguins Is One of Science’s Dirtiest Secrets

6/9/2012 - Grapple in the Apple. No, Seriously.

6/9/2012 - Polar Bears Really Hate Gawkers

6/9/2012 - Earning a Certificate Is Becoming the Next Great Way to Experience the Gender Pay Gap

6/9/2012 - Whatever You Do, Don't Look Down

6/9/2012 - Egyptian Women Protesting Harassment Harassed by Counter-Protesting Dicks

6/9/2012 - Miss Universe Organizer Says Pageant Is So Not Rigged

6/9/2012 - R-Patz May Strangle You If You Call Him ‘R-Patz’

6/8/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized After Crashing Her Porsche

6/8/2012 - Your Evening Cry: The Mister Rogers Remix

6/8/2012 - Lea Michele Posts a Great Photo of her Boobs, Erm, Cat

6/8/2012 - Coffee from the Pacific Northwest Is Better than All Other Coffee

6/8/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

6/8/2012 - The Night Belongs to Nancy Sinatra

6/8/2012 - Hanging in the Ladies' Room Just, Like, Networking and Stuff

6/8/2012 - Dogs Reign Supreme for Childless Japanese

6/8/2012 - Crap Email From a Dude: '$30, and Then We're Square'

6/8/2012 - How To Turn Your Dress Ideas Into Reality By Making A Custom Pattern

6/8/2012 - Ha Ha, French People Get Fat Too

6/8/2012 - Scholastic Gives Boys 'Survival' Tips and Girls 'Girly' Tips

6/8/2012 - Taxpayer-Funded Crisis Pregnancy Centers Hire Only Christians

6/8/2012 - Demi Lovato Talks Eating Disorders in Cosmo, Gets a Whittled-Down Waist as Thanks

6/8/2012 - Anastasia and Christian are Back to Discuss Religious Backlash Against 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

6/8/2012 - Forget the Glass Ceiling, We Have Hemlines to Consider

6/8/2012 - Women Who Disagree With Catholic Church Now Accused of Radical Feminism Instead of Witchcraft

6/8/2012 - Cheap STD Treatment, We Hardly Knew Ye

6/8/2012 - No, Little Kids Definitely Do Not Need Their Own Facebook Accounts

6/8/2012 - It Took Teresa Giudice 7 Minutes to Answer 1 Question on The View

6/8/2012 - Students Protest School Dress Code With "Slutty Wednesday"

6/8/2012 - Rick Santorum Declares Self President of His Own Wet Blanket Club

6/8/2012 - Fake Cancer Bride Is Soooo Sorry for Faking Cancer

6/8/2012 - More Older Women Are Getting Eating Disorders

6/8/2012 - Michigan's Extreme Anti-Abortion Bill Leads the Nation in Batshittery

6/8/2012 - Meet 'Overly Attached Girlfriend,' Your Friday Meme

6/8/2012 - Playing Dress Up With Shirley MacLaine

6/8/2012 - Jobs Make You Fat, Gyms Make You Rich

6/8/2012 - Disney Breaks the Heart of a Living Tinkerbell

6/8/2012 - Today's Teens Have Become Disturbingly Responsible

6/8/2012 - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Prepping for Unholy Matrimony

6/7/2012 - High School Gives Out 8,000 Diplomas With a Typo on Them

6/7/2012 - Adorable Girl Plays Violin for Michelle Obama and Melts a Nation's Heart

6/7/2012 - Mrs. Doubtfire Makes an Amazing Horror Movie

6/7/2012 - Michele Bachmann Inspired the New Season of True Blood

6/7/2012 - Mel Gibson Is a Dangerous, Violent Madman, Says 'Showgirls' Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas

6/7/2012 - Comment of the Day: Liberals Are Spreading Cooties Like Wildfire

6/7/2012 - Heidi Klum and Justin Bieber Make Each Other Nervous and Sweaty

6/7/2012 - Did President Obama Make a Blow Job Joke About his Wife?

6/7/2012 - What the Hell Does 'The Women's Vote' Even Mean?

6/7/2012 - How to Look, Act, and Be Treated Like the Adult You Are

6/7/2012 - Patti Smith Officially Can't Get More Awesome, Cites Hunger Games as an Influence

6/7/2012 - Ridiculous New Law Would Permit Churchgoers to Ignore Traffic Lights

6/7/2012 - No Boys Allowed: Let the Ladies Have Our Own Book Awards

6/7/2012 - Why Wouldn't You Want to Float on a Giant Inflatable Panty Liner?

6/7/2012 - Erykah Badu to Flaming Lips Frontman: 'Kiss My Glittery Ass'

6/7/2012 - Whitney Houston's Death Left Her Family Broke Enough to Turn to Reality TV, Tell-All Books

6/7/2012 - Neo Nazi Throws a Hissy Fit, Punches Female Politician on Live TV

6/7/2012 - Anastasia and Christian Bring You The Latest 'Fifty Shades' News

6/7/2012 - The Men Who Secretly Film Women Breast Pumping at Work

6/7/2012 - Big Oil, Which Normally Comes Out Looking So Great, Experiences a Surprising PR Fail [UPDATE: Never Mind]

6/7/2012 - Network and Flirt the Day Away With Chatroulette's Less Pervy Cousin

6/7/2012 - Can Plus-Size Male Models and Nude Photo Shoots Help Men's Body Image?

6/7/2012 - Babies Never Leave You, or at Least Their Cells Don't

6/7/2012 - Mitt Romney Campaign Loves Ronald Reagan So Much that they Misspelled His Name

6/7/2012 - A Closer Look At The Great Gatsby's Detailed 1920s Costumes

6/7/2012 - Finally, Someone Figured Out How to Make a Helicopter Out of a Dead Cat

6/7/2012 - The Boots and Boobs of the CMT Music Awards

6/7/2012 - The Decline of the Jewish Girl Nose Job

6/7/2012 - Paris Jackson Talks About Her Masked Childhood: 'I Understand It Now'

6/7/2012 - Arranged Marriages Drive Many Iraqi Girls to Suicide

6/7/2012 - Even Though We Know Better, We Can't Stop Sexting

6/7/2012 - Class Canoe Trip Turns to Shit After Parent Chaperone Tricks Kids Into Eating Moose Poop

6/7/2012 - Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are Expecting Another Superbaby That Will Destroy Us All

6/6/2012 - Want to Eat Less? Try Putting On Diet Goggles

6/6/2012 - Planned Parenthood Partners With LA School to Reduce Teen Pregnancies

6/6/2012 - Kristen Bell Does Her Best Beauty Queen Wave

6/6/2012 - Lost Dog Waits Patiently for Two Days at Rest Stop Until His Owner Finds Him

6/6/2012 - Teen Talk Show Host Is Sick and Tired of President Obama Making Everyone Gay

6/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: Some Lesser Known Lipsticks

6/6/2012 - Jim Carrey Responds to Allegations that He's a Callous Baby-Abandoner

6/6/2012 - David Bowie and Iman Celebrate 20th Year as Most Beautiful Married Couple on the Planet

6/6/2012 - Turns Out a 6-Year-Old Can Write a Pretty Good Story

6/6/2012 - Ladies of the Internet Not-So-Politely Tell Concernmongering Dudes to Shove It

6/6/2012 - That Condescending Feeling You Get From Dudes in the Office? Yeah, That's Real.

6/6/2012 - Joel McHale Is Jennifer Lawrence's Pervy (and Hilarious) Archery Instructor

6/6/2012 - Worth It: Gems You Can Actually Afford

6/6/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Straight-Up Stole His Boytoy's Cat

6/6/2012 - Your Afternoon Sniffle: High School Runner Carries Rival to Finish Line

6/6/2012 - Do You Subconsciously Want to Have Sex With Your Lipstick?

6/6/2012 - The War on Women by the Ridiculous Numbers

6/6/2012 - Here's a Reminder of Why College Can Totally Suck

6/6/2012 - What’s the Big Effing Deal About Having a Second Baby?

6/6/2012 - Finally: Girls Paper Dolls

6/6/2012 - Jezebel Is Looking for Interns

6/6/2012 - Horrifying Details From a Decades-Long Prep School Sex Scandal

6/6/2012 - Reality Television May Have Saved Amber Portwood's Life

6/6/2012 - Glenn Beck Calls Anna Wintour the Devil

6/6/2012 - The Secret to Success: Be a Gorgeous Giant

6/6/2012 - Why Don't We Hear More About Attacks on 'Flamboyant' Transgender Women?

6/6/2012 - Guy Who Lost Wisconsin Recall Election Wins a Slap in the Face

6/6/2012 - Watch Michelle Obama Present David Letterman's Top 10 and Fall in Love All Over Again

6/6/2012 - The Internet Guide to Being a Perfect Girl

6/6/2012 - Contestant Accuses Miss USA Pageant of Being Fixed, Trump Says She's Jealous and Ugly

6/6/2012 - Batshit Birther Orly Taitz's Run for Senate Fails Spectacularly

6/6/2012 - Dallas Socialite Gets Busted With Tons of Child Porn in Her McMansion

6/6/2012 - When It Comes to Weight Loss, Black Girls Don't Get as Much Out of Exercising

6/6/2012 - Let's Bring Back Home Ec and Make It Mandatory

6/6/2012 - Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!

6/5/2012 - Woman Is Awarded $900,000 After Suing The Man Who Gave Her Herpes

6/5/2012 - Teeny Tiny Pig Overcomes His Fear of Stairs to Get to a Bowl of Delicious Oatmeal

6/5/2012 - Kate Middleton and Prince Harry Share a Secret

6/5/2012 - Terrible Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Wins His Recall Election

6/5/2012 - Want to Obsess About Your Skin? There’s an App for That

6/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: Recall Me Maybe?

6/5/2012 - Sheryl Crow Has a Brain Tumor, But Don't Worry—It's Benign

6/5/2012 - Your Perfect Bachelor Antidote

6/5/2012 - Katy Perry Finds Balance Through Her Manicure

6/5/2012 - Your Anxiety is Making You Act Stupider Than You Actually Are

6/5/2012 - The CFDA Awards: Where the Art Class Freaks Get to Shine

6/5/2012 - Florida Strip Clubs Ready Themselves for GOP Convention Crowd and Most Depressing Debauchery Ever

6/5/2012 - Grace Jones Is the Real Star of the Diamond Jubilee

6/5/2012 - Morning-After Slut Pills Don't Actually Prevent Implantation, After All

6/5/2012 - Why Can't 1994 Mitt Romney Run for President?

6/5/2012 - Your Late Afternoon Cry: Girl Learns She's the First in Her Family to Go to College

6/5/2012 - Senate Republicans Cockblock Paycheck Fairness Act

6/5/2012 - Kristen Stewart Is Trolling the World

6/5/2012 - 'Sexually Fluid' College Kids Are More Likely to Abuse Alcohol

6/5/2012 - Exercise Doesn't Really Help Depressed People

6/5/2012 - Early Results Are in: Gawker Media Census Proves You Want to be Responsible Drivers

6/5/2012 - Checkmate, Pro Choicers: Brilliant Satire or Seriously Awful?

6/5/2012 - Big Ang and Snooki Discuss Dicks, Tits, and Babies

6/5/2012 - Seth Meyers Jokes About Galliano's Anti-Semitism at the CFDA Awards

6/5/2012 - What Kind of Depraved Rapscallion Steals Money From the Muppets?

6/5/2012 - Nun Writes Sex Book Praising Female Masturbation, Vatican Blows a Sanctimonious Gasket

6/5/2012 - Disney Will No Longer Market Particularly Crappy Food to Children

6/5/2012 - The Benefits of Sharing Your Bed

6/5/2012 - 'The Wire: The Musical'

6/5/2012 - Hey, How About We Reinforce the Same Old Stereotypes About Relationships and Porn?

6/5/2012 - Beautiful High School Time-Lapse Allows You to Relive Your Teenage Years From a Safe Distance

6/5/2012 - Put an End to Dad's Diaper Butt this Father's Day

6/5/2012 - Ten Very Good Reasons You Aren't Married Yet

6/5/2012 - Skinny Bitch Diet Book to Be Inexplicably Turned Into Novel

6/5/2012 - Madonna Uses Swastika Image, Displeases Right-Wing French Politician

6/5/2012 - Diabolical Diet Tool Fills You With Guilt Instead of Food

6/5/2012 - Here's the Inevitable Barack Obama 'Call Me Maybe' Video

6/5/2012 - Foolhardy Princess Tries to Sneak Out of Hotel Without Paying $7.5 Million Bill

6/5/2012 - Nicki Minaj, Hero, Tells Idiot Radio Host to Eat a Bag of Dicks

6/4/2012 - Mean Bed Bugs Are Determined to Ruin Your Vacation and Probably Your Whole Life

6/4/2012 - The Internet Erupts in Debate After Gwyneth Paltrow Tweets Out the N-Word

6/4/2012 - Lady Gaga Does Neon in New Zealand

6/4/2012 - Prepare to Be Amused By a Bunch of Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time

6/4/2012 - Mormons Surprise Everyone By Marching in Salt Lake City's Gay Pride Parade

6/4/2012 - Stephen Baldwin and Kevin Costner Face Off in Squinty Medium-Famous Goateed Man-Feud

6/4/2012 - Comment of the Day: My Little Anna Wintour

6/4/2012 - The Spokesman Who Asked Facebook Supporters to 'Throw Acid' on Lady Senators Has Resigned

6/4/2012 - Chris O'Dowd Is a Converted Belieber

6/4/2012 - Boys Who Talk About 'Girls': Threesomes, Pee, and James Franco

6/4/2012 - If You Want a Better Job, Get a Hotter Wife

6/4/2012 - Donald Trump & Miss USA Contestants Perform 'Call Me Maybe,' Apocalypse Can't Come Quick Enough

6/4/2012 - Texas Has a Major, Major Sex-Ed Problem

6/4/2012 - Happy Monday: Here Are Some Dogs On Skateboards

6/4/2012 - Mad Men: The Resignation

6/4/2012 - Worth It: Gently Drown Your Workday Frustrations in the Perfect Summer Wine

6/4/2012 - Is Boobvertising Passé?

6/4/2012 - Your Afternoon Cry: Deaf 2-Year-Old Hears Mother's Voice for the Very First Time

6/4/2012 - How to Make Your Vagina Taste Awesome

6/4/2012 - Headdesk-y Miss USA Contestant Can't Name a Positive Female Role Model

6/4/2012 - Model Is Very, Very Sleepy

6/4/2012 - You Know Who Cares About Women Grunting in Tennis? Sexists.

6/4/2012 - Same-Sex Schooling Is Actually Bullshit

6/4/2012 - Religious Zealots Move to Ban Abortion in Turkey — Hey, Just Like in the US!

6/4/2012 - Proud Amercian Mitt Romney Invites Voters to take a 'Sneak-Peak' at Pathological Spelling Problem

6/4/2012 - Early '90s Style Ruled the MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

6/4/2012 - Kate Middleton Wore the Same Dress as Kim Kardashian

6/4/2012 - Self Marriage: For the Needy, Oblivious Narcissist in Your Life

6/4/2012 - Hear Emma Watson's American Accent in 'Perks of Being a Wallflower' Trailer

6/4/2012 - Stupid Ideas: Your Whore Pills Are Polluting Our Pristine Waters and You Should Pay for It

6/4/2012 - The Silicon Valley Sexism Conversation Is Just Beginning, and It's Often Infuriating

6/4/2012 - We're All So Busy Texting That We Forgot How to Talk to Each Other

6/4/2012 - Dancing K-Pop Robots Make the World a Better Place

6/4/2012 - Obama Campaign Picks Worst Day Ever to Release Anna Wintour Ad

6/4/2012 - Your Coffee Machine Could Attack You at Any Moment

6/4/2012 - Watch the Kardashians Gleefully Butcher Notorious B.I.G's ‘Hypnotize’

6/3/2012 - Romney's Campaign Calls Women's Issues Nothing But 'Shiny Objects' of Distraction

6/3/2012 - Give Yourself Over to Tyrion Lannister, Once and For All

6/3/2012 - Benedict Cumberbatch Will Drink Champagne and Watch Polo, But He Will Not Enjoy It

6/3/2012 - Finally, A Perfume That Makes You Smell Like a Book

6/3/2012 - Get Your Popcorn Ready, It's Time to Talk About the MTV Movie Awards

6/3/2012 - Highly Stoned Mom Leaves Her Baby on the Car Roof and Drives Off

6/3/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Remember When Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Made Out Hard at the MTV Movie Awards?

6/3/2012 - Everybody and Their Mothers Think Hillary Clinton Should Run for President

6/3/2012 - Olympic Gymnast Shawn Johnson Sadly Retires Just Four Days Short of U.S. Championship

6/3/2012 - Small Mexican Town Produces an Alarmingly Large Percentage of New York Sex Traffickers

6/3/2012 - One of These Boats Is Fuzzier Than the Others

6/3/2012 - Snow White Avenges Charlize Theron’s Stalled Career

6/3/2012 - Let These Dog and Pig Friends Enjoy a Playful Romp All Over Your Heart

6/3/2012 - Jason Alexander Issues Serviceable Apology for Calling Cricket a ‘Gay Sport’

6/3/2012 - Thigh Like It Like That

6/3/2012 - India’s ‘Third Gender’ Community Demands Social Equality and Its Own Passport Designation

6/3/2012 - American Apparel Might Not Be ‘Made in America’ for Very Much Longer

6/3/2012 - Way Too Many Americans Have Neither Seen Nor Read Inherit the Wind

6/3/2012 - The Queen Royally Shames a Subject for Being Insufficiently Jubilant

6/3/2012 - Are We in the Midst of a Feline Obesity Epidemic?

6/3/2012 - Elizabeth Warren Becomes Undisputed Champion of Massachusetts Democrats

6/3/2012 - Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman Have Forever United Their Life Forces

6/2/2012 - The Night Belongs To Dana Carvey's Vintage Jimmy Stewart Impression

6/2/2012 - Saturday Night Social: She's A Meta-Lady, Whoa Whoa Whoa

6/2/2012 - Reps For All Those Crazy Feminist Nuns Strike Back At The Vatican

6/2/2012 - Art Imitates Life: The Wire Actress Was Scandalized By Sex Scenes With Dominic West

6/2/2012 - Pakistani Woman Gets New Nose After 32 Years, Still Lives With The Man Who Cut Off Her Old One

6/2/2012 - New Study Says IUD Is Wayyyyyy More Foolproof Than Any Other Kind Of Contraception

6/2/2012 - Five Cats At The Same Time, Synchronized Kittens

6/2/2012 - Zombie Apocalypse Watch: Take A Second To Call Your Mom And Make Sure She Knows That "Bath Salts" Are Not, Like, Anthropologie Bath Salts

6/2/2012 - Chariots Of Thigh-er

6/2/2012 - Sarah Silverman Hops On The Straight Talk Express About Adoption, Depression

6/2/2012 - Janelle Monae And Fun Politely Request To Set World On Fire

6/2/2012 - Game Of Thrones' Sophie Turner Thinks Prom Is Very American

6/2/2012 - GOP Communications Director And "Adept Wordsmith" Proposes To "Hurl Some Acid" At Female Senators

6/2/2012 - You've Been Struck By A Smooth 7-Year-Old Criminal

6/2/2012 - Andy Samberg Ambles Jovially Off Saturday Night Live To Rubber-Face Proudly Into The Future

6/1/2012 - P. Diddy's Son Gets $54,000 Football Scholarship from the 'Fuck You, Poor People' Foundation

6/1/2012 - Jason Biggs Is One Silly Racist

6/1/2012 - One Million Moms Deletes Homophobic Facebook Post After Most Comments Are Pro-Gay

6/1/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

6/1/2012 - The Night Belongs to Marilyn Monroe (Of Course)

6/1/2012 - I Still Sometimes Wear My Maternity Clothes and Other Things Happening 26 Months After Giving Birth

6/1/2012 - Surprise! That New Planned Parenthood 'Sting' Video Was Deceptively Edited

6/1/2012 - Armed Man Steals $4K Gold Plated Vibrator, Tragically Leaves Charger Behind

6/1/2012 - Creepy 'Stans' Attack 15-Year-Old Girl for Daring to Pose With Beyoncé

6/1/2012 - Why Aren't Educated Middle Eastern Women Joining the Workforce?

6/1/2012 - An Anonymous Interview With a Grown Man Who Pees in the Pool

6/1/2012 - Kim Zolciak Reveals Her Real Hair, and It's Shockingly Gorgeous

6/1/2012 - For Your Listening Pleasure: Brian McKnight's Anal Sex Club Jam

6/1/2012 - Olympic Uniforms Go for the Gold Medal in Ugly

6/1/2012 - Dear American News Outlets: Quit Trying to Make the Diamond Jubilee Happen

6/1/2012 - Science Makes It Official: Boys Are Filthy, Covered With Cooties

6/1/2012 - This Is Your Brain on Bath Salts: What It's Like to Do the Scary Drug du Jour

6/1/2012 - Why Sister Wives Hasn't Resulted in a Polygamy Conviction

6/1/2012 - Only 1 in 3 Women Think War Has Been Declared on Them

6/1/2012 - Urban Outfitters, the Go-To Retailer for All Your Romney Campaign Gear

6/1/2012 - Mother of Child Star Eden Wood: 'I Don't Want a Child Star'

6/1/2012 - You Are Not His Girlfriend: How to Know When You've Been Bro'd

6/1/2012 - Dog Seems a Little Unnerved by Former Street Cat

6/1/2012 - 14-Year-Old Spelling Bee Champion Is Your New Role Model

6/1/2012 - Rom-Coms Are Sort of Realizing That the ‘Best Friend’ Isn’t Just a Caricature of Endearing Loneliness

6/1/2012 - That Delicious Peanut Butter and Porterhouse Sandwich You’re Eating Wants to Kill You

6/1/2012 - Swimmer Rebecca Adlington Is Quitting Twitter Until Olympics Are Over Because People Are Jerks

6/1/2012 - Innovative Colorado Butt-Painter Given Probation for Her Extreme Abstract Expressionism

6/1/2012 - Justin Bieber's Attempt to Walk Through a Glass Wall Ends in Concussion