Sitemap: 2012 July | Jezebel

7/30/2012 - Woman Who Abducted a Newborn in 1987 Is Finally Sentenced

7/30/2012 - Mark Your Movie Calendar for the Latest in Werewolf Lesbian Cinema

7/30/2012 - Democrats Are Just About Ready to Include Same-Sex Marriage in Party Platform

7/30/2012 - Jennifer Carpenter Wishes that Michael C. Hall Would Dial Back His Enthusiasm

7/30/2012 - All that Stress Could Be Rapidly Eroding Ladies’ Lady-Brains

7/30/2012 - Comment of the Day: ‘Sentimentality Is a Superstructure Covering Brutality’

7/30/2012 - Kristen Stewart Is Moving Out, Leaving Robert Pattinson Free to Become the Recluse His Hair Has Always Wanted to Be

7/30/2012 - Adorable Kitten Has Some Pretty Tough Dog Friends to Back Him Up

7/30/2012 - Lana Del Rey Is Singing About Courtney Love's Vagina, Says Courtney Love

7/30/2012 - What Do You Ladies Know How to Do?

7/30/2012 - Embryos Before Hoes Advocates Want Supreme Court to Declare that Fertilized Eggs are People

7/30/2012 - It's Gonna Be a While Before Pole Dancing Is in the Olympics

7/30/2012 - In Which Dita Von Teese's Cat Gets Out of the Bag

7/30/2012 - These Olympic Bodies are Worth Their Weight in Gold

7/30/2012 - Insulting Michelle Obama Totally Fine, Insulting Ann Romney Totally Out of Bounds

7/30/2012 - Jezebel Book Club: How To Be a Woman

7/30/2012 - Seven Notable Facts About Modeling Camp NYC

7/30/2012 - What Do Gymnastics, Orthodox Judaism and Feminism Have in Common? Me.

7/30/2012 - How a Woman's Orgasm Can Save a Man

7/30/2012 - Marina Abramovic Isn't a Feminist

7/30/2012 - Terrible New Arizona Law Forces Horrified Parents to Watch their Babies Die

7/30/2012 - Vogue Writer Tries, Fails to Successfully Justify Fawning Asma al-Assad Profile

7/30/2012 - Tavi Gevinson Graces Cover of Bust, Talks Feminism and Mean Girls

7/30/2012 - Here's How to Score Copay-Free Birth Control, Coming This Week to a Pharmacy Near You

7/30/2012 - This Thing Looks Like That Thing: Adorable Olympic Swimmers vs. Hand-Holding Otters

7/30/2012 - Mitt Romney Gives Zero Fucks About His Fancy Dancing Horse's Olympic Dreams

7/30/2012 - The Wardrobe Hits and Misses of Small-Screen Stars' Press Tour

7/30/2012 - First Indian Woman to Pose for Playboy Calls It an International Accomplishment

7/30/2012 - Lisa Frank's Unicorns and Bears Stand the Test of Time

7/30/2012 - America Loves a Crying Gymnast

7/30/2012 - CNN Apologizes for Playing ‘Stupid Girls’ Ahead of Sarah Palin Segment

7/30/2012 - Bullied Girl Receives Free Plastic Surgery to Pin Her Ears, Is Heartbreakingly Thrilled

7/30/2012 - A 16-Year-Old Chinese Woman Outpaces Ryan Lochte’s Twinkling Blue Eyes

7/30/2012 - New Dress Codes to Make Teachers Feel Even More Unappreciated

7/30/2012 - Sarah Jessica Parker Stunt Casting Is Latest Gambit to Keep Glee Relevant

7/29/2012 - Hope Solo Goes on a Twitter Rant About Commentator Brandi Chastain’s Soccer Ignorance

7/29/2012 - Let This Adorable Walrus Give You a Big Whisker Kiss

7/29/2012 - Hold On a Sec, Suzanne Santo Is Singing

7/29/2012 - More Cheery Millennial News: 18-29-Year-Olds Aren’t Even Close to Fledging

7/29/2012 - Pussy Riot Goes on Trial Monday as the World Watches Uneasily

7/29/2012 - New York City Will Encourage Moms to Breastfeed by Locking Up All the Formula

7/29/2012 - Sunday Interlude: Celebrate International Tiger Day!

7/29/2012 - Cop Asks Woman What a Good Strangle Looks Like, Arrests Her for Demonstrating

7/29/2012 - The Olympics Will Guilt You Into Tuning In

7/29/2012 - First Lady Pep Talks Are the Best Pep Talks

7/29/2012 - Queen Elizabeth Parachutes into the Olympics and the World Giggles with Delight

7/29/2012 - Surprisingly, Vietnam Might Legalize Same-Sex Marriage Pretty Soon

7/29/2012 - Topless Woman Raises Even More Awareness About Being Topless in NYC

7/29/2012 - Hang in There, Squirrel

7/29/2012 - Science Discovers that Whatever You’re Eating Right Now Will Probably Affect Your Grandchildren

7/29/2012 - And Now for Something Completely Different

7/29/2012 - Russian Women Set a World Record for Falling Out of a Plane

7/29/2012 - Oxford University Changes Academic Dress Code for Transgender Students

7/29/2012 - Let's All Take a Minute to Celebrate Ryan Lochte's Gold Medal Before He Eats It

7/29/2012 - Black Couple Forced to Change Wedding Venue Thanks to Some Racist Churchgoers

7/29/2012 - Zack Morris Gets Married Again to Some Woman Who’s Still Not Kelly Kapowski

7/28/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Lose Your Mind With Liza Minnelli and The Pet Shop Boys

7/28/2012 - High School Seniors Are Soooo Popular, Hypothesizes Math

7/28/2012 - So How Much of An Impact Will Saudi's Female Olympians Have On Gender Equality? Apparently Not a Lot

7/28/2012 - Giant Dancing Walrus Should Win Custody of Jackson Children

7/28/2012 - Sexual Dissatisfaction Found to Be Common in Diabetic Women

7/28/2012 - Triceps On Top of Triceps Equals Triception

7/28/2012 - Longtime Church Puppeteer Arrested For Harboring Fantasies of Pedophilia, Cannibalism and Murder

7/28/2012 - Connie Britton Closes Her Eyes During Taylor Kitsch's Sex Scenes

7/28/2012 - Start Screaming, There's Not Enough Ice Cream

7/28/2012 - Basically Not One Single Shit is Given About Teen Dating Violence Except In Boston

7/28/2012 - Gwen Stefani Has No Doubt Red Looks Good On Her

7/28/2012 - Girls Still Sociologically Encouraged To Be With the Band, Not In the Band

7/28/2012 - Kitten And Parrot Duke it Out for MMA Sofa Championship

7/28/2012 - Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

7/27/2012 - Bristol Palin Loves Dancing on TV So Much She's Doing It Again

7/27/2012 - Squash-Faced Cats Dressed as Super Heroes Is the Viral Blockbuster of the Summer

7/27/2012 - Let's Talk About the Opening Ceremony

7/27/2012 - Zooey Deschanel Wants In on this Fifty Shades of Grey Franchise

7/27/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

7/27/2012 - Will Arnett Adorably Attempts to One-Up Wife Amy Poehler with His Own Advice Videos for Boys

7/27/2012 - The Night Belongs to Maya Rudolph

7/27/2012 - Man Literally Goes Bananas for the Olympic Torch Carrying Ceremony

7/27/2012 - Hey, Guys: If I Don't Know You, Then Hands Off.

7/27/2012 - Man Says Goodbye to Gotye In the Most Meta Parody Yet

7/27/2012 - Chick-Fil-A Spokesperson Dies Amid News of Yet Another Disastrous Incident

7/27/2012 - Confessions of a Sometimes-Booth Babe

7/27/2012 - TGIF!

7/27/2012 - Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio Will Make You Feel Like Ramona Singer

7/27/2012 - Already Major Air Force Scandal Is Even Worse Than We Thought

7/27/2012 - Globe Is on a Revolting Bill Clinton Deathwatch

7/27/2012 - Jon Hamm Teams Up with Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis to Drop the Hammer on Jon Stewart

7/27/2012 - The Men's Beach Volleyball Uniforms Need an Overhaul

7/27/2012 - Here's That Dane Cook Aurora Shooting Joke You Never Asked For

7/27/2012 - What Happens When You Remove All of the Women From a Small Town?

7/27/2012 - 'Black Women Who Look Like Me Aren't Lesbians' Politician Apologizes for Making Idiotic Generalization

7/27/2012 - Studies Reveal Toddlers Are Smarter, Bigger Assholes Than We Thought

7/27/2012 - Do You Love Your Cat Enough to Make Him a Western Souffle Omelette?

7/27/2012 - Obama and Romney Are Fighting Over Colorado's Women

7/27/2012 - Rapists Explain Themselves on Reddit, and We Should Listen

7/27/2012 - Get Ready to Find Out What James Bond Smells Like

7/27/2012 - Bill Cosby Teaches Jimmy Fallon to Dance, Maybe Invites Him for a Threesome

7/27/2012 - Movie Studios Are Finally Cashing in on Female Protagonists

7/27/2012 - CEO of Orange County Resigns After Botching Creepy Sexual Assault Allegations

7/27/2012 - Katie Couric's New Theme Song by Sheryl Crow Sounds Exactly Like You Think It Would

7/26/2012 - Science Says Sexting Isn’t Weird or Anything

7/26/2012 - Summer at Kevin Bacon's Pool Looks Awesome

7/26/2012 - Frank Gaffney Uses Creepy Logic to Defend Fellow Crazy Person Michele Bachmann

7/26/2012 - Wenlock Photobombs the Belgian Royals

7/26/2012 - Chick-fil-A Sued for Gender Discrimination, Would Prefer Women Fry Chicken at Home

7/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: Fuck, I’m in My 30s

7/26/2012 - Robert Pattinson Moves Out of the Vampire Castle He Shared with Kristen Stewart

7/26/2012 - Kitten Wrestling: Who Will Take Home the Gold?

7/26/2012 - Get Excited, Monsters: Lady Gaga Is About to Make Her Acting Debut

7/26/2012 - A More Positive Spin on 'Lady Geeks'

7/26/2012 - James Franco Is in a Porno Movie About Porno

7/26/2012 - Chick-Fil-A Drama Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment

7/26/2012 - Saudi Arabia's Judo Champion Won't Wear a Hijab at the Olympics

7/26/2012 - Three Hard-Earned Rules For Effective Skype Sex

7/26/2012 - Every Day, Ordinary Women are Reduced to Sexual Body Parts by Men… and By Women.

7/26/2012 - President Obama Knows What You're Watching, You Lazy Couch Potato

7/26/2012 - Surprise! The Michigan Senate Just Approved Some Extreme Anti-Choice Legislation

7/26/2012 - A Guide to Understanding the Jackson Family Feud (Sort of)

7/26/2012 - Female Boxers May Have a Slightly Lower Risk of Cognitive Side Effects

7/26/2012 - Jonathan Rhys Meyers Finally Cast in a Role Befitting His Creep-Factor: Dracula

7/26/2012 - Awesome Fifth Grader Whose School Banned His Same-Sex Marriage Speech Gets a Much Wider Audience

7/26/2012 - U.S. Women’s Volleyball Team Will Continue to Rock Their Bikinis

7/26/2012 - Coco Rocha Will Pull a Tyra and Coach Up-and-Coming Models on TV

7/26/2012 - Olympic Gymnast Hair: An Appreciation

7/26/2012 - Grocery Store's 'Man Aisle' Exactly What It Sounds Like

7/26/2012 - Drinking Alcohol and Energy Drinks Leads to Casual Sex, Says Official Institute of No Duh

7/26/2012 - 'Fuck! I'm In My 20s' Blogger Pretty Much Having Best Decade Ever

7/26/2012 - Charming Food Fetishist Teacher Harassed Girls Over the Internet

7/26/2012 - Just in Case You Forgot, Olympic Athletes Eat Buckets of Delicious Junk Food

7/26/2012 - America's Love Unicorn Taylor Swift to Write Sad Songs About Parents' Split

7/25/2012 - Australian Paper Incites Backlash After Shittily Suggesting that Swimmer Leisel Jones Is Fat

7/25/2012 - This Is What the Oscars Will Play when Manic Pixie Dream Girl Gets Its Own Category

7/25/2012 - Queens Have to Be Invited Inside

7/25/2012 - Americans Aren’t Having Kids Because the Economy Sucks and Kids Are Money Gluttons

7/25/2012 - Comment of the Day: Huh, the Bible Does Have a Lot in Common with Fifty Shades of Grey

7/25/2012 - TJ Jackson Will Watch Over the Jackson Grandkids for the Time Being

7/25/2012 - Kathy Griffin Divulges the Real Secret to Pulling Off a Hollywood Affair

7/25/2012 - Dubious Bro Site Claims Most Men Never Get Tested for STDs, Some Sext 'For Attention'

7/25/2012 - The Inevitable Kristen Stewart Death Threats Begin

7/25/2012 - Divorce Hotel Allows You to Legally End Your Marriage in Comfort and Style

7/25/2012 - Scotland Plans on Legalizing Gay Marriage Because It's the "Right Thing to Do"

7/25/2012 - Bisexual Woman Claims the Salvation Army Fired Her for Coming Out

7/25/2012 - Kristen Stewart's Public Apology Is Totally Unnecessary

7/25/2012 - Useful Information: How to Break a Car Window Using Only a Headrest

7/25/2012 - The Myth of the 'Booth Babe'

7/25/2012 - Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves Is as Funny as It Is Sad

7/25/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

7/25/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Here Are Stalkerazzi Photos of Kristen Stewart Kissing a Married Man

7/25/2012 - Wall Street Women Aren't In Executive Positions Because Their Genitals Prohibit Them From Swaggering

7/25/2012 - Honeypot, Flaps, Twat: Nicknaming a Vagina Is Tricky Business

7/25/2012 - Fake Science Wins in Extremely Troubling South Dakota Abortion Ruling

7/25/2012 - Bringing a Baby to the Movies Isn't Bad Parenting, It's Bad Etiquette

7/25/2012 - Sally Ride 'Never Hid' Her Sexuality, But That Doesn't Make Her Coming Out Any Less Meaningful

7/25/2012 - Why Do We Suck at Taking Birth Control?

7/25/2012 - Watch a Bunch of Real Dudes Pop Their Zits in Remarkably Gross Ad

7/25/2012 - Aaron Sorkin Gave Mindy Kaling (Solicited) Notes on The Mindy Project

7/25/2012 - Transgenderism May Be Doubly as Prevalent in Military

7/25/2012 - You Won't Become an Unattractive, Crumpled Woman-Husk Until After You Turn 32

7/25/2012 - Comedian Gets Awesomely Meta About Her Encounter With a Flasher

7/25/2012 - Kristen Stewart Cheats on Vampire Boyfriend With Married Human Father of Two

7/24/2012 - Increased Popularity of Living in Sin Leads to Baby-Having 'Ambivalence' Epidemic

7/24/2012 - Probably-Underpaid Raccoon Diligently Fixes a Car

7/24/2012 - Racial Gap Between Teens Having High-Risk Sex Is Closing, Reports The CDC

7/24/2012 - Hillary Clinton And Elton John Share a Very Important LOL

7/24/2012 - Newspaper Accidentally Thanks Local Man For "Pleasing 15 Women" For An Entire Day

7/24/2012 - Comment of the Day: Let's Split This Ballpark Frank Evenly Among Us

7/24/2012 - Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims

7/24/2012 - Lena Dunham and Lea Michele's Friendship Becomes Twitter Official

7/24/2012 - Laser Pointer Meltdowns: Dog vs. Baby

7/24/2012 - Why Most Mass Murderers Are Privileged White Men

7/24/2012 - Who Will Be Crowned Queen of All Queens RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race?

7/24/2012 - London Olympics Opening Ceremony to Feature Long-Awaited Battle Between Mary Poppins and Voldemort

7/24/2012 - Teen Cancer Patient Can't Get Chemo Because She's Nine Weeks Pregnant — But She Can't Get an Abortion, Either

7/24/2012 - Hollywood's Underground 'Poker Princess' Is Working on a Memoir

7/24/2012 - Disturbing: Women on Twitter Think James Holmes Is 'Hot,' 'Sexy,' 'Cute'

7/24/2012 - Congratulations, Mitt Romney! This Bible-Thumping Lunatic Wrote You a Song

7/24/2012 - McDonald’s Swears It’s a Perfectly Healthy Olympic Sponsor

7/24/2012 - Idiot Newspaper Declares Same-Sex Marriage Announcements Aren't Fit to Print

7/24/2012 - Network TV May Not Want Black Women to Star in Hour-Long Shows, But VH1 Does

7/24/2012 - Watch It Maybe: Here's a Brand New Video by Carly Rae Jepsen

7/24/2012 - Sally Ride's Obituary Announces She Was a Lesbian

7/24/2012 - MTV's House of Style Returns, Sorta

7/24/2012 - Could Football Head Injuries Turn Retired Players Into Sex Offenders?

7/24/2012 - When You Learn What's Really in Your Food, You May Stop Eating Altogether

7/24/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld's Gold-Splattered Olympic Collection Debuts Tonight

7/24/2012 - After $2.2 Million Expedition, Amelia Earhart's Lost Plane Is Still Lost

7/24/2012 - Zoe Kazan Written Into Being by Paul Dano. Written by Zoe Kazan.

7/24/2012 - Let's Not Blame the Aurora Shootings on James Holmes Not Getting Laid

7/24/2012 - Why Are We So Obsessed With Gymnast Girl Wonders?

7/24/2012 - Cheese Will Make You Happy, May Also Lower Diabetes Risk

7/24/2012 - Women Are Slowly Nabbing More Law Firm Partnerships

7/24/2012 - Indians Not Too Thrilled with Oprah’s Cliché-Riddled Series About India

7/24/2012 - The Media Is Enabling Charlie Sheen Because Only Maniacs Can Sell Fiats

7/24/2012 - Kanye West Creates Franken-Ring For Kim Kardashian Proposal

7/23/2012 - 10-Month-Old Girl with Down Syndrome Will Be the Face of Designer’s Swimwear Ads

7/23/2012 - Dickheaded Husband Wakes His Wife Up with a Car Accident Prank

7/23/2012 - Registered Sex Offender Has Now Been Arrested an Absurd 169 Times

7/23/2012 - London Is Medium-Excited to See You This Summer

7/23/2012 - Marijuana May Be the Opposite of Tequila Shots When It Comes to Pooping

7/23/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Ace Power Horse Is Crazier than We First Thought

7/23/2012 - Mariah Carey Judging American Idol Is Not Just a Sweet, Sweet Fantasy

7/23/2012 - Here Is a Drawer Full of Fluffy Adorable Kittens

7/23/2012 - Nathan Fillion Is the Handsome Meat in a Gorgeous Community Sandwich

7/23/2012 - Here's the 'Game of Thrones' Theme Played on the Stylophone Because Why Not?

7/23/2012 - Is the Ace Power Horse the Most Suggestive Piece of Workout Equipment Ever Made?

7/23/2012 - What's Up With The 'Poor Katie' Narrative?

7/23/2012 - Call the Midwife Will Fill the Hole Downton Abbey Left in Your Heart and DVR

7/23/2012 - Sally Ride, The First American Woman in Space, Succumbs to Cancer at 61

7/23/2012 - 22-Year-Old Hopeful Senator Slash Diva Hopes to Gain Media Attention Via Blingee

7/23/2012 - Iggy Azalea and T.I. Win Ultimate Grand Supreme with Their 'Toddlers & Tiaras' Themed Video

7/23/2012 - The Shining Knights of the Aurora Movie Theater

7/23/2012 - See Why a Drag Queen Makes a Fabulous Father

7/23/2012 - Let's Talk About Gone Girl

7/23/2012 - Strip Club Hires Sarah Palin Lookalike Just in Time for Republican National Convention

7/23/2012 - A Brief History of Your Period, and Why You Don't Have to Have It

7/23/2012 - Muppets and Homophobes Locked in Fierce Battle Over Chick-fil-A

7/23/2012 - Meet the Man With the 160 lb. Scrotum

7/23/2012 - Cosmetics Companies Discovering Multiethnic Consumers Are a Force to Be Reckoned With

7/23/2012 - Demi Lovato Brings an R Rating to the Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet

7/23/2012 - 'Facelift Bungee' Takes Facelifts to Extremes But Fails to Help Us Cheat Our Inevitable Deaths

7/23/2012 - Bros Before Hos: The New Breed of Divorce Lawyer

7/23/2012 - Japanese Women Looking to Prove Their World Cup Win Wasn’t a Fluke

7/23/2012 - Wet Seal Continues to Flounder, Fires CEO

7/23/2012 - Congratulations, Michele Bachmann! Huma Abedin Now Getting Death Threats

7/23/2012 - Unmarried Fathers Abandon Families to Spare Their Own Delicate Feelings

7/23/2012 - Sigourney Weaver: We Need Women in Washington ASAP

7/23/2012 - Do You Know a Boring Old Man? There's a Club for That

7/23/2012 - Forced Abortions Turn Out to Be Bad PR for China's One-Child Policy

7/23/2012 - Men Usually (and Wrongly) Think Their Female Friends Are Crushing on Them

7/23/2012 - Grindr Crashes Under Influx of Horny Olympians in London

7/23/2012 - Madonna Tastelessly Waves Guns Around Onstage Post-Aurora Shooting

7/22/2012 - The French Press Are Making Fun of Olivier Sarkozy for Dating Mary-Kate Olsen

7/22/2012 - Craig Ferguson Forgoes His Monologue for a Soulful Rumination

7/22/2012 - One Million Moms Really Doesn’t Want Anyone to Watch Ryan Murphy’s New Show

7/22/2012 - Researchers Suggest Smoking Pot Maybe Increases the Risk of Preterm Births

7/22/2012 - No One Wins at the Hipster Olympics

7/22/2012 - Baby Sloth Refuses to Eat without a Suitable Cuddle Buddy

7/22/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, Alan Menken!

7/22/2012 - E-Books Aren’t Just Doing Wonders for Erotica — Christian Fiction Is Getting Action, Too

7/22/2012 - Munster Has His Swimming Technique Down Despite His Overwhelming Fear of the Abyss

7/22/2012 - Quadrophenia

7/22/2012 - Iran’s Morality Police Raids Coffee Shops, Spoils Everyone’s Hookah-Smoking Fun

7/22/2012 - Virgin Australia Politely Asks Its Flight Attendants to Tone Down the ‘Sex Look’

7/22/2012 - Paula Deen Got a Little Fresh Checking Her Husband’s Beard for Lice

7/22/2012 - Daytime Naps Are Slowly Corroding Our Brains

7/22/2012 - Baby Porcupine Dares You to Nuzzle It

7/22/2012 - Olympian and MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey Thinks Michael Phelps Is Kind of an Asshole

7/22/2012 - Sexual Assault Victim Faces Contempt Charge for Tweeting Names of Alleged Attackers

7/22/2012 - If ‘Race to the Altar’ Became an Olympic Event...

7/22/2012 - Husbands Who Earn Less than Wives Are Content So Long As They Have Something to Do

7/22/2012 - Woman Tells Urban Legend-Like Story About Match.com Pairing Her with Colorado Shooter

7/22/2012 - Michael Jackson’s Mom Reported Sort of, Not Really Missing by Concerned Nephew

7/21/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Purify Yourself In The Waters of Lake Minnetonka

7/21/2012 - Squid Have Marathon Sex Until They're Too Tired To Swim Away From Predators And Then Die

7/21/2012 - Adorable Little Boy Might Be Will.i.am's Biggest Fan

7/21/2012 - Transformers: More Than Meets The Thigh

7/21/2012 - UGA Student Admonishes Haters For Attacking "Husband-Nabbing" Columnist Amber Estes

7/21/2012 - Staff Sgt. Luis Walker, One Of The Lackland Air Force Rapists, Sentenced To 20 Years In Prison

7/21/2012 - The Way You Flip Your Hair Overwhelms Barack Obama In This One Direction Cover

7/21/2012 - Lea Michele Is Blue (Da Ba Dee, Da Ba Di), Guy On The Left Is Unmoved

7/21/2012 - Treatment For Rape Without Insurance Costs More Than Some Good Used Cars

7/21/2012 - Today in Hell Yes, Here's The Trailer For Bachelorette (Not The Chris Harrison One)

7/21/2012 - Oh, Look, People May Not Be Taking Purity Balls as Seriously as We Thought

7/21/2012 - Usher's Stepson Kyle Glover Has Died

7/21/2012 - Jennifer Grey Was Still Reeling From Infamous Matthew Broderick Car Crash On the 1987 Red Carpet for Dirty Dancing

7/21/2012 - Watch a Little Girl On Monkey Bars Indecisively Yell At Her Dad

7/21/2012 - Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom Money For Her Safe Return

7/20/2012 - Ann Curry Returns to 'Today' for Colorado Shooting Coverage

7/20/2012 - A Round of Appaws for This Mama Polar Bear and her Adorable Cubs

7/20/2012 - In the Wake of Aurora, Whoopi Goldberg Reminds Us That There Is No Sense In the Senseless

7/20/2012 - Veteran Cop Uses 'Hookernomics' to Bemoan 'Hideous' Local Prostitutes

7/20/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/20/2012 - The Night Belongs to Natalie Wood

7/20/2012 - Bars May Soon Finally Have to Turn the Damn Music Down

7/20/2012 - Let's Just Rename Facebook Already

7/20/2012 - Dude Living Without Internet For a Year Will Prove What We Already Know: It's Distracting

7/20/2012 - Adorable Cat Gives Dangerous Leaf the Fifth Degree

7/20/2012 - 1 in 5 Americans Going to Hell, According to 4 in 5 Americans

7/20/2012 - Jezebel Book Club 'Gone Girl' Discussion Moved to Next Monday

7/20/2012 - Just How Many Condoms Are Used at the Olympic Village? A Whole Fuck-Ton

7/20/2012 - TGIF.

7/20/2012 - Russia Extends Jailing of Feminist Punk Band Activists

7/20/2012 - And Now, Here's a Woman Reading a Jezebel Post to Her Baby Ducks

7/20/2012 - Republican Congressman Says Theater Shooting Could've Been Prevented With Guns & Jesus

7/20/2012 - ICYMI: Barbara Walters Refuses to Take George Zimmerman's Phone Call Live on The View

7/20/2012 - An 8-Year-Old Girl's Awesome List of Why Women Rule

7/20/2012 - Idiotic Online 'Celeb Boutique' Briefly Thrilled That Aurora Was Trending

7/20/2012 - Russian Olympic Committee Wants To Make it Very Clear its Uniforms Aren't Made by American Apparel

7/20/2012 - A Sex and Love Addict Is Here and Ready to Answer Your Questions

7/20/2012 - No, Huma Abedin Is Probably Not Trying to Get a Job via People Magazine

7/20/2012 - Even Nice Jewish Girls Have Vibrators

7/20/2012 - When Two Hyphenated Last Names Fall in Love

7/20/2012 - Gorillas Dismantle Poachers' Traps on First Leg of World Comeback Tour

7/20/2012 - Women Who Have Fat Babies Have High Risk of Breast Cancer

7/20/2012 - If Not for Facebook, 18 Percent of Teens Would Be Totally Friendless

7/20/2012 - 'Abortion Capital of the World' Curiously Less Abort-y After Women Go on the Pill

7/20/2012 - Violence on the Screen, Violence in Front of the Screen: Trying to Process the Dark Knight Shooting

7/20/2012 - Is Michele Bachmann a 'Mean Girl'?

7/20/2012 - A Cougar Dating Site for Mother Fuckers?

7/20/2012 - Marissa Mayer Can Buy 100 Million Things From the Dollar Store Thanks to Her New Yahoo Contract

7/20/2012 - Nestle Invests in Magical Anti-Dementia Milkshake

7/20/2012 - Gay Military Personnel to Wear Uniforms in San Diego’s Pride Fest, as They Damn Well Should

7/20/2012 - Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce

7/19/2012 - Teenagers’ Sex-Lives Are Being Ruined By Sexy Hollywood Sex

7/19/2012 - Watch Some Dolphins Show Off for the Camera

7/19/2012 - Meet The Real People of the Fall Lanvin Campaign

7/19/2012 - At Least Batman Can Always Find Work as a Beach Umbrella

7/19/2012 - About 1 in 13 Pregnant Women Have Trouble Not Hitting the Sauce

7/19/2012 - Fred-Willard-Penis-Gate Continues: Actor Says It Was 'All a Big Misunderstanding'

7/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: America Could Learn a Thing or Fifty from Canada

7/19/2012 - Diaper-Clad Baby Kangaroo Is So Cute You'll Pee Your Pants

7/19/2012 - Glamazon Jackie Collins Does Not Give a Shit About Stars Without Makeup

7/19/2012 - Service-y Bar Installs Pregnancy Test Vending Machine in Bathroom

7/19/2012 - Michele Bachmann Told She Can No Longer Sit at Cool Republicans' Lunch Table

7/19/2012 - Lena Dunham Toasts Her Emmy Nods with Delicious Burritos

7/19/2012 - Prominent Republican Fundraiser Allegedly Also Quite Gifted at Rape

7/19/2012 - Measuring Obesity: A New, Maybe Better Alternative to BMI

7/19/2012 - Please. Enough With the Pink Shit.

7/19/2012 - The SFBG Has Two Totally Naked Men On Its Cover This Week [NSFW]

7/19/2012 - Ask A Mortician: What Do You Say to Someone Who Is Grieving?

7/19/2012 - Twitter: Bad For Celebrities, Good For Porn Stars

7/19/2012 - Amy Poehler Advises Young Girls on How to Deal with Overwhelming Stress

7/19/2012 - This Is How You Acknowledge the Fact That You're a Woman in Power

7/19/2012 - Reminder: We're Talking About Gone Girl Tomorrow

7/19/2012 - Determined to Eliminate Tote Bags, GOP Proposes Cutting Funding to NPR, PBS, & Planned Parenthood

7/19/2012 - Six-Year-Old Girls Say They Want to Be 'Sexy'

7/19/2012 - Isabella Rossellini Wonders if Plastic Surgery Is "The New Foot-Binding"

7/19/2012 - Chick-fil-A Doesn't Accept Gays, But Will Gladly Accept Their Money

7/19/2012 - Go Ahead and Show Your Tits to the TSA, It's Legal

7/19/2012 - Surprise! Non-Macho Dudes Have No Problem with Women Out-Earning Them

7/19/2012 - Bikini Kill to Reissue Entire Catalog for 25th Anniversary

7/19/2012 - Meet the Most Pregnant Woman to Ever Compete in the Olympics

7/19/2012 - Mary Kay Ladies Are Really Just Pawns in a Pyramid Scheme

7/19/2012 - The Cast of The Dark Knight Rises Step It Up for European Premiere

7/19/2012 - Fathers’ Career Choices May Lead to Birth Defects in Their Hypothetical Children

7/19/2012 - Will These New Weight Loss Drugs Save Lives and Change Attitudes?

7/19/2012 - All the Joys of Marriage Failure in a Convenient Cartoon Format

7/19/2012 - Ann Romney Defends the Secrets of Family's Fortress of Money

7/19/2012 - Boy Scouts Kick Out Gay Eagle Scout in Ongoing Effort to Avoid Homo Germs

7/19/2012 - Who Has It Easier, a Pregnant CEO or a Pregnant Maid?

7/19/2012 - Snooki & Newt Gingrich Become BFFs as Apocalypse Draws Nigh

7/19/2012 - The Emmy Nominations Are In: Lena Dunham and Girls Get the Nod

7/19/2012 - Female Freshmen Really Getting Into Smoking Hookah

7/19/2012 - Visually-Impaired Teen Starts Clever Braille Menu Business

7/19/2012 - Sofia Vergara Sashays Past Kim Kardashian to Become Highest-Paid Lady on TV

7/18/2012 - John McCain Comes Pretty Close to Calling Michele Bachmann Delusional on the Senate Floor

7/18/2012 - Celebrate the Last Batman Movie by Watching This Baby Bat Be Tiny and Adorable

7/18/2012 - Daniel Shak Decides He Doesn’t Want His Ex-Wife’s $1M Shoe Collection After All

7/18/2012 - Christmas in July

7/18/2012 - More People Are Buying Dirty E-Books Than Hardcover Books

7/18/2012 - Ooooooh! Michael Jackson Didn't Leave Anything to His Siblings in His Will, and They Are Pissed

7/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: Bigots, Taste the Irony

7/18/2012 - Is This the Face of a Wasted Gaga?

7/18/2012 - Boy Reenacting Beyonce's 'Countdown' While Wearing a Snuggie Will Make Your Entire Week

7/18/2012 - Your Favorite Literary Classics Are About to Be Ruined by Fifty Shades

7/18/2012 - Tavi Gevinson Says Reading Seventeen Made Her Feel Bad About Her Body

7/18/2012 - Willow Palin Is a Total Bitch and Rightfully So

7/18/2012 - Does it Matter if Marissa Mayer Doesn't Think She's a Feminist?

7/18/2012 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt Says Most Pretty Girls Aren't Funny; Our Vaginas Sigh With Disappointment [UPDATED]

7/18/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Kristen Stewart Got New Boobs, Say Two Out of Two Plastic Surgeons

7/18/2012 - Miss Maryland's Resignation From Sorority Was Literally the Hardest Decision She's Ever Made, You Guys

7/18/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

7/18/2012 - Here Are Some Fish That Look Like Dudes' Dicks

7/18/2012 - Did Vogue Russia Photoshop Off This Model's Arm?

7/18/2012 - Transvestite Rapper Mykki Blanco's New Video Invites Us to the Dark Side

7/18/2012 - 'Black Women Who Look Like Me Aren't Lesbians' Politician Now Has a Google Problem

7/18/2012 - 'Real People' Star in Lanvin's Fall Ads

7/18/2012 - Ron Swanson Reading the Tweets of Young Female Celebrities Is What Dreams Are Made Of

7/18/2012 - The Real Way to Poop at Work with 100% Secrecy

7/18/2012 - Chick-fil-A's Delicious Chicken Sandwiches Are Deep Fried in Hate

7/18/2012 - Supporting Romney Is Not a Good Look for the Fashion Set

7/18/2012 - The ‘Mall Experience’ Is Just a Crappy Old Version of the Internet

7/18/2012 - 10 Life Lessons from 10 Incredible Women

7/18/2012 - Justin Bieber Harnesses The Hysterical Power of Tweens to Create a Thirteen-Year-Old Pop Star

7/18/2012 - Air Force Sexual Assault Scandal Even Worse Than We Thought

7/18/2012 - Asian-American Jersey Shore Finally Airs — But Not on TV

7/18/2012 - Sexually Active Young Women Are Literally Peeing Their Pants

7/18/2012 - Tech-Savvy Moms Are Awesome at Looking Up Stuff on the Internet

7/18/2012 - Is This the Face of Finnick Odair?

7/18/2012 - John McCain Alarms Everyone by Saying Sarah Palin Was His ‘Best’ VP Option in 2008

7/18/2012 - Uh-Oh, Halle Berry's Condition Unknown After On-Set Head Injury

7/17/2012 - Marriage May Not Be the Elixir of Life for Every Couple

7/17/2012 - Jeff Foxworthy’s New Bible Trivia Show Features Comically Oversized Bibles

7/17/2012 - The ‘Having It All’ Author Is Trying to Fit It All into a New Book

7/17/2012 - Zou Bisou Bisou

7/17/2012 - The Real Economic Issue at Stake This Election Cycle Is Lemonade Stands, Obviously

7/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: Bionic Cats Are the Epitome of Our Entitlement Culture

7/17/2012 - John Travolta and Kelly Preston Squash Gay Rumors by Vacationing on Magical Island of Homosexual Pleasures

7/17/2012 - Baby Spoon-Billed Sandpipers Are a Spoonful of Cute

7/17/2012 - Congratulations, Donald Trump! You've Reached Bachmann-Level Lunacy

7/17/2012 - Judge Dismisses Giant, Whiny Lawsuit Claiming Obamacare Violates Religious Freedom

7/17/2012 - Cat Loses Legs, Gets a Pair of Hot Wheels Instead

7/17/2012 - This Jay-Z/Lana Del Rey Mashup Is Actually Pretty Awesome

7/17/2012 - Beware the eBay Items on Red Backgrounds

7/17/2012 - Adventures of a Female 13th-Stepper

7/17/2012 - Tweet Generator Hilariously Spams Abortion-Restricting Lawmakers with Serious Vagina Questions

7/17/2012 - We Want Your Sex

7/17/2012 - Oy Vey: Paz de la Huerta Puts the Sex Moves on Lee Pace in 30 Beats

7/17/2012 - New Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Announces She's Pregnant. Cue the Shitty, Sexist Reactions.

7/17/2012 - Kate Moss Smolders With A Zebra In George Michael's New Music Video

7/17/2012 - Sorority Rush Is the Most Important Unimportant Thing Ever

7/17/2012 - Honey Bunny Cast as Wiress in Hunger Games: Catching Fire

7/17/2012 - Warning: The Scottish Version of Maury Might Break Your Brain

7/17/2012 - Hollywood Is About to Give Sleeping Beauty the Snow White Treatment

7/17/2012 - Sarah Palin Still Hasn't Been Invited to the Republican National Convention

7/17/2012 - GDawg, Miami and Salsa: Grandmas These Days Don't Want to Be Called Grandma

7/17/2012 - Vera Wang and Evan Lysacek Are Allegedly Living in Sin

7/17/2012 - Web Company Sponsors Female Weight Lifter Living in Poverty

7/17/2012 - Study Finds that Poor People Have Really High Hopes for Marriage

7/17/2012 - Sorry, Tim Burton: Johnny Depp Is Moving On to Director Wes Anderson

7/17/2012 - Television Is the Only Thing Standing Between Kids and Athletic Superstardom

7/17/2012 - Anne Hathaway's Exquisite Breasts Distract from Her Bad Haircut at the Dark Knight Premiere

7/17/2012 - Your Delta Airline Sandwich May Now Come With a Pointy Serving of Needles

7/17/2012 - Lady Gaga Is Naked and Crawling with Men in New Perfume Ad

7/17/2012 - Louis CK Wasn't Defending Daniel Tosh, Restores Faith in Humanity

7/17/2012 - Michele Bachmann Really Wants to Become Our Generation’s Joseph McCarthy

7/17/2012 - Chris Colfer Publishes Novel, Makes You Realize What You Could Have Done At 22 If You Hadn't Been Hungover

7/16/2012 - Muslim Voters Are Pretty Frustrated with France's New Minister for Women’s Rights

7/16/2012 - Be Sure to Watch the Haunting Trailer for The Mechanical Bride Right Before Bedtime

7/16/2012 - The President Has Officially Endorsed His Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

7/16/2012 - Auntie Ursa Enjoys One of Her Artisanal Popsicles

7/16/2012 - A Lot of Dudes Are Freaking Out About the Navy Getting Rid of Urinals on ‘Gender Neutral’ Carriers

7/16/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Race for a Great Vagina Ad Is On

7/16/2012 - Sylvester Stallone Releases Heartbreaking Statement About Son Sage's Death

7/16/2012 - Adorable Bulldog Puppies Playing in the Park Will Brighten Your Terrible Monday

7/16/2012 - It's the End of an Era: Lily Allen Forgets Her Myspace Password

7/16/2012 - How To Take the PERFECT Bikini Picture!

7/16/2012 - Why I Love Lingerie

7/16/2012 - Fearless Kitten Takes Gigantic Doberman In Epic Battle of Cute

7/16/2012 - Can Yahoo's New Young, Female CEO Stop Yahoo from Sucking?

7/16/2012 - Is My Baby High-Maintenance?

7/16/2012 - Whither the '90s Video Girl? Surprisingly, She's Hanging Out with Jack White

7/16/2012 - Florida Lieutenant Governor Says She Couldn't Possibly Be a Lesbian Because She Doesn't Look Like One

7/16/2012 - Teacher Idiotically Brags About Illegally Blocking an Atheist Student Group to the Wrong People

7/16/2012 - Attention, Internet Shoppers: Online Sales Tax Is Coming

7/16/2012 - Forget What You've Heard: Here's the Real Way to Find That Perfect Husband in College

7/16/2012 - 7 Tech-Savvy Ways to Tell If He’s a Good Match — Or Not

7/16/2012 - Sarah Silverman Offers Billionaire a Vigorous Scissoring if He Donates to Obama

7/16/2012 - The 'NSync/Bieber Girlfriend/Boyfriend Mashup Is Actually Pretty Hot

7/16/2012 - Awesome Cat Mayor Proudly Presides Over Alaska Town

7/16/2012 - Target Is Now Selling Greeting Cards for Same-Sex Couples

7/16/2012 - Kate Middleton Bizarrely Photoshopped Onto Marie Claire Cover

7/16/2012 - The Wild, Weird and Wonderful Women of Comic Con

7/16/2012 - Justice for Sexual Assault? Maybe. But Thank Twitter, Not the Authorities.

7/16/2012 - Congressman Thinks Birth Control Is Worse than Animal Cruelty

7/16/2012 - Grown Man Is Sexually Aroused by Drinking Wife's Breast Milk

7/16/2012 - Meet the Terrible Couple Attempting to Build an American Versailles

7/16/2012 - 'Your Baby Can Read' Goes Out Of Business, Broke and Accused of Swindling Parents

7/16/2012 - Why Aren't We Talking More About Deadbeat Dads?

7/16/2012 - Public Scandalized by Ad Claiming Women Have Vaginas and Experience Discharge

7/16/2012 - Scientology Really Wanted Brad Pitt to Join the Club

7/16/2012 - Miss Florida's First Legally Blind Contestant Finishes in Pageant’s Top-Five

7/16/2012 - Facebook Is Giving Kids a Delicious Taste of Gambling

7/16/2012 - Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her Restraining Order Against Him

7/15/2012 - ‘Weed Dating’ Is the Biggest Conceptual Letdown You May Ever Read About

7/15/2012 - Egyptian Crowds Jeer Hillary with Chants of ‘Monica’

7/15/2012 - And Now for a Star Wars Riff on 'Call Me Maybe'

7/15/2012 - Women Are All of a Sudden Scoring Higher than Men on IQ Tests

7/15/2012 - Hang In There — The Olympics Are Almost Here!

7/15/2012 - Michelle Obama Insists that the 2012 Election Isn’t Going to Be a Landslide

7/15/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: It's Raining Giant Scoops of Ice Cream

7/15/2012 - Broadway Star and Oscar-Winner Celeste Holm Dies at 95

7/15/2012 - Anthony Weiner Could Be Gearing Up for Mayoral Run Just as Soon as People Forget About His Dick Pics

7/15/2012 - Dresden Divorce Lawyers Are Chainsaw-Serious About Divorce

7/15/2012 - Hardcore Vegetarians May Have Had a Hand in the French Revolution

7/15/2012 - Summer's Especially Hard on the Big Puppies

7/15/2012 - Mary Kennedy’s Body Exhumed and Reburied at a Plot Away from the Other Kennedys

7/15/2012 - 17-Year-Old Will Be the First U.A.E. Woman to Lift Heavy Objects at the Olympics

7/15/2012 - Hammy Time

7/15/2012 - Breaking News: Married Guy Whines About Extended Breastfeeding

7/15/2012 - Adorably Narcissistic Kitten Battles Its Reflected Nemesis

7/15/2012 - So Is the New Facebook Tell-All Just Trashy Gossip?

7/15/2012 - Things Got Pretty Muddy in South Korea

7/15/2012 - Oprah Interviewed All of the Romneys at Castle Romney

7/15/2012 - Jill Stein Wins Green Party Nomination in Spite of Roseanne’s Fame

7/15/2012 - Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Are Now Married by the Power Vested in Police Paperwork

7/14/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Tonight We Bare Ourselves To The Elements

7/14/2012 - New Obama Attack Ad Slams Romney for Outsourcing Jobs And Financial Accounts

7/14/2012 - Daenerys May Have Romantic Leads Next Season, According To Game Of Thrones' Emilia Clarke

7/14/2012 - Skipping Meals Less Effective For Weight Loss In Older Women Than Keeping a Food Journal

7/14/2012 - Women Are Awkwardly Attempting to Go to Lunch With New Internet Friends

7/14/2012 - Reminder: Next Friday is Jezebel Book Club!

7/14/2012 - Consider Me Disarmed

7/14/2012 - London Olympics Will Feature More Women Than Men For The First Time

7/14/2012 - Sarah Silverman Subtly Slams The Church of Judd Apatow

7/14/2012 - Brian Cranston, Possessed By Fanboy Spirit, Creeps On Jessica Biel

7/14/2012 - The Only Female-Fronted Black Metal Band In Iraq Might Be A Hoax

7/14/2012 - In The Battle of Dachshund vs. Sweater, We All Win

7/14/2012 - Sylvester's Son Sage Stallone Found Dead In His Apartment

7/13/2012 - Omarosa, American Hero, Saves Michael Clarke Duncan's Life with CPR

7/13/2012 - Now Here's One Tuckered Out Baby Hedgehog

7/13/2012 - Mario Batali Likes His Meals with a Side of GOOP

7/13/2012 - How to Give Yourself A Shabby Chic Antique Manicure

7/13/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/13/2012 - The Night Belongs to Friday the 13th/Mercury in Retrograde Paranoia

7/13/2012 - Olympic Sprinter Tests Positive for Steroids, Quits Team

7/13/2012 - Woman Meets Fifty Shades Author, Loses Her Shit

7/13/2012 - The Nanny (Love) Diaries

7/13/2012 - Adorable Dog Will Jump for Your Love

7/13/2012 - Evangelicals Finally Admit That Not Even God Can Stop Teenage Boning

7/13/2012 - Don't Forget Your Umbrella Today!

7/13/2012 - The Sweetest Sound Known To Woman Is Her Bra Hitting The Floor After a Long Day

7/13/2012 - TGIF!

7/13/2012 - Your Mascara Is Trying to Kill You

7/13/2012 - Sex House Is Pretty Much Every Reality Show Ever

7/13/2012 - Teen Vogue Will Never Pledge to Promote 'Beauty in All Forms' Because It Doesn't Want to

7/13/2012 - Walking While Female: A Story of Sexual Assault in Broad Daylight

7/13/2012 - Science Cheerleaders Invite Children to Admire Their Perky, Bouncy Brains

7/13/2012 - Whore Pill-Hating GOP Pretending the Whole Supreme Court Upholds Obamacare Thing Didn't Happen

7/13/2012 - America's Patriotic Ralph Lauren Olympic Uniforms Were Made in China

7/13/2012 - Southwest Kicks Allegedly Sober Passenger Off Flight for Seeming Drunk

7/13/2012 - We Need to Redefine What We Mean When We Say 'Manly'

7/13/2012 - Data Crunch: U.S. Women Really Need the Affordable Care Act

7/13/2012 - The Subtle ‘Stereotype Threat’ That May Be Driving Women Out of Science-Related Fields

7/13/2012 - Who Dreamed Up This Macabre Ad in which Amy Winehouse Is a Ditch-Digger, Burying Will and Kate?

7/13/2012 - We Owe This Year's Trendy Baby Names to Game of Thrones, Hunger Games

7/13/2012 - James Franco Stands Around Looking Confused in the Trippy Trailer for Oz The Great and Powerful

7/13/2012 - Daniel Tosh Reportedly Scrambling to Find Non-Rape Joke Before New Show Premieres Today

7/13/2012 - Mittens Might Ask Condoleezza Rice to the Vice Presidential Sock Hop

7/13/2012 - Call It Puppy Love: Two Dogs Marry In Most Expensive Pet Wedding Ever

7/13/2012 - D.C. Police Officer Allegedly Threatens to Shoot The First Lady

7/13/2012 - Everybody Make a Sad Face and Wave Goodbye to Twilight

7/13/2012 - Mariah Carey Wins American Idol Diva Musical Chairs

7/12/2012 - Hope Solo Says that the Olympic Village Is Just a Giant, Booze-Fueled Orgy for Super Fit People

7/12/2012 - Watch Out for Lisbeth Salander’s Rat Pranks in the BAMF Girls Club

7/12/2012 - Federal Lawsuit Alleges that Wet Seal Had a Shitty Policy of ‘Top-Down’ Racial Discrimination

7/12/2012 - Edward Is Always Watching

7/12/2012 - Dads Are Using Their Kids’ Sporting Events to Get Out of Helping with Household Chores

7/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: Mitt Romney Can 'Partake in the Finest Selection of Horse Penises'

7/12/2012 - And the Baby Inside of Snooki Shall Hereby Be Known As...

7/12/2012 - Teenage Girl Asks Amy Poehler for Advice, Gets Awesome Answer

7/12/2012 - Snooki's Unborn Baby Looks Just Like His Father

7/12/2012 - Narcissism Is Being Introduced to Newborns Thanks to Babyrazzi

7/12/2012 - Rape Crisis Center Funding is 'Pork,' Says Awful Governor Nikki Haley

7/12/2012 - Inventive Cat Creates Own Personal Theme Park Ride

7/12/2012 - Facebook Determined to Ruin the Last Fun Thing About Facebook: Stalking

7/12/2012 - This Is What Happens When You Get The Real Magic Mike

7/12/2012 - You Know What's Great About You? You Just Can't Take (or Give) a Compliment

7/12/2012 - America Finally Gives Up Hope on Ever Achieving Orgasm

7/12/2012 - The Dark Knight Rises Is Better When Hilariously Voiced by Pee-wee Herman

7/12/2012 - The Mainstream Media Is Out to Convince You That Periods Are Terrifying

7/12/2012 - Mindy Kaling Has It All in the Cute New Promo for The Mindy Project

7/12/2012 - See Michael Fassbender And Charlize Theron On The New W

7/12/2012 - Surprise! Republican Congressmen Pay Male Employees $10,000 More Per Year

7/12/2012 - Girls Ask Teen Vogue to Ditch Photoshop, Get Berated by Editor-in-Chief

7/12/2012 - Is Mitt Romney a Race Baiting Felon? (Possibly!)

7/12/2012 - How to Make a Rape Joke

7/12/2012 - The Best of Robert Blake's Batshit Insane Interview With Piers Morgan

7/12/2012 - A Feminist Guide to Disney Princesses

7/12/2012 - Stupid Dude Monkeys Collude to Keep Lady Monkeys Out of Leadership Positions

7/12/2012 - Robert Pattinson Is the One Percent in Surreal Cosmopolis Trailer

7/12/2012 - Juice Cleanses Gain Popularity as Workplace Team-Building Torture Strategy

7/12/2012 - New and Improved Texas Program Penalizes Doctors Who Acknowledge Abortion Exists

7/12/2012 - Channing Tatum Confirms There Will Be a Magic Mike 2: Electric Boogaloo

7/12/2012 - E! Tries to Get Classy With a New Logo and a Show About a Jonas Brother

7/12/2012 - Valerie Trierweiler Pisses Off François Hollande’s Kids

7/12/2012 - The Arkansas ‘Toe Suck Fairy’ Is Finally Behind Bars (Again)

7/12/2012 - Saudi Arabia Caves to International Pressure, Will Send Two Women Athletes to Olympics

7/12/2012 - Katy Perry's Peppermint Bra Spins Gently Into That Good Night

7/11/2012 - Urban Noises May Be Turning House Sparrows Into Neglectful Mothers

7/11/2012 - Lansing Councilwoman Jody Washington Calls Out Mayor for Being a Dick

7/11/2012 - Joe Biden Saves a Peripatetic Anecdote with a Crass Sex Joke About His Parents

7/11/2012 - Just One Peck, Please

7/11/2012 - Dog ‘Love Hotel’ in Brazil Opens to Much Braying and Panting

7/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: Raccoons Are Bastards and Other Tales from the Great Outdoors

7/11/2012 - Charlie Kaufman and Dan Harmon Team Up to Form a Dysfunctional Band of Weirdo Geniuses

7/11/2012 - Listen to 'What A Wonderful World' 16 Different Ways

7/11/2012 - Visual Proof That Arrested Development Season 4 Is Really Happening

7/11/2012 - R. Kelly's Memoir, as Read by Gary Oldman

7/11/2012 - Azealia Banks Invites Us to Her Undersea Party in Her New Song 'Neptune'

7/11/2012 - Caption Me: NAACP Members Watching Mitt Romney Talk

7/11/2012 - Are Men Going Extinct? I Fucking Hope Not!

7/11/2012 - Mississippi's Only Abortion Clinic Will Remain Open, Thanks to Anti-Choicers' Big Mouths

7/11/2012 - Watch This Kid Perform a Series of Flawless Game of Thrones Impressions, for Winter Is Coming

7/11/2012 - Internet Social Justice Mob Goes Batshit on Activist, Has No Sense of Irony

7/11/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

7/11/2012 - The Pantone Chart of Every Human Skin Color

7/11/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Katie Left Tom Before Scary Scientologists Could Get to Suri

7/11/2012 - On Bullies and Bra Shopping

7/11/2012 - So Will Periods Attract Bears or What?

7/11/2012 - It Has Come to Chloe Sevigny's Attention She Is Being Mocked on the Internet

7/11/2012 - An Invisible Option in the Aftermath of 'Having It All': Don't Have Kids

7/11/2012 - SQIRLS Is the Best Girls Parody of a Generation

7/11/2012 - I'm a Male Stripper. This Is My Story.

7/11/2012 - Introducing Your New Big-Name Lesbian Super PAC

7/11/2012 - Mitt Romney Has No Hope of Winning the Single Women's Vote

7/11/2012 - Your Chicken Could Be Giving You an Incurable Bladder Infection

7/11/2012 - What to Wear to a Polka Dot Party

7/11/2012 - Creepy 'Serial Hugger' Sounds Like a Bad Tosh.0 Joke (But It's Not)

7/11/2012 - Why I Won't Come Out About My Abortion

7/11/2012 - Plastic Surgery Will Totally Enhance Your Facebook Experience, Say Vain People

7/11/2012 - VC Firm Would Prefer to Sweep Details of Sex Harassment Suit Under the Arbitration Rug

7/11/2012 - All the Cool Kids Like Twitter and Facebook Is for Olds

7/11/2012 - NBC's New Head Drama Exec Is a Black Woman

7/11/2012 - The Strongest Girl in the World Is Really, Really Strong

7/11/2012 - Sofia Vergara Is Engaged and the Mayan Gods Are Pleased

7/10/2012 - Former SNL Writer Sarah Paley Girds Herself for Her Husband’s Senate Race by Offending His Nebraskan Constituency

7/10/2012 - Beagle Adorably Loses Its Shit Over a Lemon

7/10/2012 - Comic-Con Bans Strollers Because They Just Completely Spoil the Fragile Illusion

7/10/2012 - The Recall-Miss-Hannigan Campaign Got a Little Out of Hand

7/10/2012 - Publicity-Hungry German Mayor Designates Difficult Parking Spaces as ‘Dude-Only’

7/10/2012 - Melting Pile of Sadness Goo Courtney Love Allegedly Asked Her Assistant to Hire a 'Hacker'

7/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Sarah Palin Sock Puppet Was Obviously a Mistake

7/10/2012 - Paul Rudd Teams Up with Reggie Watts to Create the Song of the Summer

7/10/2012 - James Deen Is Well Aware That He Looks Just Like Christian Grey

7/10/2012 - Harry Potter: How Do The Heroes of the Books Compare to the Heroes of the Movies?

7/10/2012 - Finally, Lady Photojournalists Get Their Own Photo Ladymag Full of Lady Stereotypes

7/10/2012 - Got Morning Sickness? Give Two Blow Jobs and Call Me in the Morning

7/10/2012 - Your Tax Dollars Paid For the CDC's Sexist 'Wedding Day Survival Guide'

7/10/2012 - Daniel Tosh Is Sorry He Told a Female Audience Member That She Should Get Hilariously Raped

7/10/2012 - 11 Reasons We Still Don’t Have a Babysitter

7/10/2012 - Cookie Monster's Version of 'Call Me Maybe' Is Way Better Than the Original

7/10/2012 - Actually, You Can't Tell Everything About a Person From Their Shoes

7/10/2012 - Watch Nancy Pelosi Mom-Dance at Barney Frank's Wedding Reception

7/10/2012 - It's Time to Start Caring About 'The Man Vote'

7/10/2012 - Novelist and Media Guru Kurt Andersen Is Here to Take Your Questions

7/10/2012 - Kimberly-Clark Wants Women to Talk About (and Spend Money on) Menopause

7/10/2012 - I Successfully Stalked the Jersey Shore Cast

7/10/2012 - Just Let the Shut-Ins Bang Their Virtual Girlfriends in Peace

7/10/2012 - Ladies Only Watch Sports Because it Makes The Boys Like Them, Says Stupid Study

7/10/2012 - Emily the Bachelorette Refuses to Use Her Fantasy Suite for Sex, Despite That Being the Whole Point

7/10/2012 - Target and Neiman Marcus Are Collaborating with Marc Jacobs (and 23 Other Designers)

7/10/2012 - Dirty Sex Fiends Threaten the Future of Wisconsin's Sleepiest Nude Beach

7/10/2012 - Not Even Mitt Romney Knows What He Thinks About Abortion

7/10/2012 - If Nothing Else, Silicon Valley Reality Show Proves the Existence of Female Tech Entrepreneurs

7/10/2012 - Study of Bouncing Breasts Will Revolutionize Science

7/10/2012 - Singing Russian Grandmothers Go Viral, End Up Saving Their Village

7/10/2012 - Kate Upton Is Now Considered 'Fat'

7/10/2012 - Police Sketch of Christian Grey From Fifty Shades May Look Vaguely Familiar

7/10/2012 - Maternal Mortality Rates Could Tank If We Meet Contraception Needs in Developing Countries

7/10/2012 - Would You Badoo?

7/10/2012 - HPV Vaccine Is Already Leading to ‘Herd Immunity’

7/10/2012 - Badass Endurance Swimmer Diana Nyad Will Once Again Attempt to Swim to Cuba

7/10/2012 - Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

7/9/2012 - Porn Downloaders Are Suing Porn Producers for Allegedly Shaming Settlement Money Out of Them

7/9/2012 - This Is What a Comic Book's Brain Looks Like on Golden Girls

7/9/2012 - Women Are Greedily Using Up All the Internet

7/9/2012 - Selah Sue Loves You This Much

7/9/2012 - Bad News, Olympics Fans: No Saudi Women Made the Cut

7/9/2012 - Comment of the Day: Texting While Breastfeeding Will Set Nursing Mothers Free

7/9/2012 - Tom Cruise Viewed as a 'Complete God' Within Scientology; Outside Scientology Just a Short Guy with Kinda Weird Energy

7/9/2012 - Katy Perry, Like the Rest of Us, Is a Big Fan of Coco's Ass

7/9/2012 - Babies Who Hang Around with Dogs Are Healthier Than Regular Babies

7/9/2012 - This Week on The Newsroom: Justin Timberlake Is a Fan!

7/9/2012 - Marine Corps Officially Says They'll Let Women Train for (Some Types of) Combat

7/9/2012 - How To Stay Cool and Calm When Your Power Goes Out

7/9/2012 - Good Christian Woman Beats Pastor in the Head with Bible

7/9/2012 - America's Most Evil Governor Asks Supreme Court to Take Health Care Away from Gays

7/9/2012 - A Delicious New Dream Destination: The Gelato Museum in Italy

7/9/2012 - Pat Buchanan Hopes He's Dead Before a Woman Is Elected President

7/9/2012 - Cheese, Glorious Cheese: It's All About the Cheddar

7/9/2012 - The Internet Is a Drug and It's Okay to Snort a Mountain of It

7/9/2012 - How to Shop for Clothing Ethically and Sustainably (Without Spending a Fortune)

7/9/2012 - Here's a Wildly Unsatisfying Teaser for the New No Doubt Video

7/9/2012 - Why Are Ladies So Obsessed With Dr. Oz?

7/9/2012 - Philip Seymour Hoffman Officially Cast in Catching Fire

7/9/2012 - Is It Wrong to Call This 20-Year-Old Who Punched a Street Harasser a Hero?

7/9/2012 - Dry Humping to the Beat: A Meditation on Grinding

7/9/2012 - Young Woman Locks Dude in Basement and Attempts to Train Him, Coming Soon to a TV Near You

7/9/2012 - Woman Sues FDA for the Right to Free Sperm

7/9/2012 - The Exceptional Weirdness of Berlin Fashion Week

7/9/2012 - San Francisco Aims to Limit Panhandling Through the Power of Adorable Puppies

7/9/2012 - Congress to Waste Everyone's Time by Repealing Obamacare Again

7/9/2012 - Getting Your Tubes Tied Is a Giant Pain in the Ass

7/9/2012 - Watch Tom Hardy's Lips Whisper Threats in the New Trailer for Lawless

7/9/2012 - Just How Crazy Is Scientology? Very.

7/9/2012 - All Women Have the Right to Enjoy Some Pirate Erotica

7/9/2012 - Girls More Likely to Freak Out When Faced with a Math Problem, Says Study That Doesn't Help the Problem

7/9/2012 - That Weed You’re Smoking May Actually Help Protect Your Fat-Curdled Organs

7/9/2012 - Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth To a Bouncing Baby Reality Star

7/8/2012 - Tom Cruise Used to Preen in a G-String, and Other Such Lurid Rumors from His Former Manager

7/8/2012 - Boston Terrier Thinks It's People and Perambulates Accordingly

7/8/2012 - A Little Good News from Afghanistan — Taliban Seem Cool with Girls Receiving English and Computer Lessons

7/8/2012 - Na Yeon Choi and the U.S. Women's Open Trophy Decide to Risk Their Platonic Friendship

7/8/2012 - Sensible Hearing Officer Blocks Indiana’s Move to Cut Planned Parenthood Funding

7/8/2012 - Ernest Borgnine Dies at 95

7/8/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Help Baby Beluga Celebrate Raffi's Birthday

7/8/2012 - Google Launches ‘Legalize Love’ Campaign to Ease Discrimination of Gays Around the World

7/8/2012 - Parents Teach Baby About Space Violence with Toy Lightsaber Duel

7/8/2012 - Cuban Missile Thighsis

7/8/2012 - Some Public Schools in Idaho Think Single-Sex Classes Are a Great Way to Learn About Cooties

7/8/2012 - Date ‘Concierge’ Helps Busy New York Couple Plan Manic Pixie Dream Dates

7/8/2012 - InvestiDate Author Takes Dating to a Whole New Level of Paranoia

7/8/2012 - Shoes Abandons Ship Mere Inches Before the Finish Line

7/8/2012 - Transgender Romance from Bangladesh Is Poised to My Big Fat Greek Wedding the Bollywood Box Office

7/8/2012 - In Iraq, All-Woman Basketball Team Challenges Gender Norms

7/8/2012 - Jennifer Weiner Thinks the New York Times Ought to Profile More Female Authors

7/8/2012 - According to Census Figures, Tom Cruise Will Be Alone Forever and Katie Holmes Will Find True Happiness

7/8/2012 - Angela Merkel Goes In for the Eskimo Kiss

7/8/2012 - Chantal Sutherland Becomes First Lady Jockey Ever to Win the Hollywood Gold Cup

7/8/2012 - Reality Show Will Exploit Long-Term Breastfeeding Moms for the Sake of Our Collective Sanctimony

7/8/2012 - Natalie Wood’s Death Certificate Quietly Changes from ‘Accident’ to ‘Undetermined’

7/7/2012 - Saturday Night Social: It's Dance In A Broken Fire Hydrant O'Clock

7/7/2012 - Rachel McAdams And Michael Sheen Wear White And Discuss Aerodynamics

7/7/2012 - Franklin & Marshall Women's Lacrosse Team Under Fire For Hazing

7/7/2012 - Here Are The 18 Countries That Beat America In Quality Of Having-A-Vagina Life

7/7/2012 - Stand In Fear And Awe Of The Majestic Baby Siberian Tiger

7/7/2012 - Parents' Video Of Their Five-Year-Old Swimming With Sharks Explodes The Internet

7/7/2012 - UK Teens Make Epic Prom Entrance In Giant Barbie Boxes

7/7/2012 - I Believe I Can Thigh

7/7/2012 - Tumblr's Thinspo Ban Could Actually, Horribly, Make Pro-Ana Sites More Accessible

7/7/2012 - Freida Pinto Has A Pretty Good Handle On When To Turn Down A Role

7/7/2012 - Mariska Hargitay And Debra Messing Find Textiles Hilarious

7/7/2012 - Komen-Planned Parenthood Shitshow Affecting Race For The Cure Registration In Vermont

7/7/2012 - Li'l Sebastian's Tiny Horse Cousin Wakes Up From Nap

7/7/2012 - Demi Moore's Topless, Pot-Smoking, Underage-Drinking Daughters Estrange Themselves From Their Even More Messed-Up Mom

7/6/2012 - Kate Beckinsale's Secret to a Long Relationship? Be a Hilarious, Hot Homebody Who Never Does Cocaine

7/6/2012 - Geek Worlds Collide When You Give the Men of Game of Thrones Lightsabers Instead of Swords

7/6/2012 - Joel McHale Would Be Open to a Sex Tape with Adam Scott

7/6/2012 - This Middle Aged Man Would Like Girls to Stop Worrying Their Pretty Little Heads About Photo Retouching

7/6/2012 - When It Comes to Love, Can You Fake It 'Til You Make It?

7/6/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

7/6/2012 - The Night Belongs to Tia and Tamera

7/6/2012 - Prenatal Genetic Testing: Another Arena in Which Men are Now Unnecessary

7/6/2012 - Reminder: Are You Reading Gone Girl?

7/6/2012 - Hey, Let's Make a Video Game So We Can Beat Up a Female Critic of Video Games!

7/6/2012 - TGIF

7/6/2012 - I Am Obsessed with Vacuum Sealing My Food

7/6/2012 - Mind-Blowingly Adorable Lynx Kitten Has the Face of a Tiny, Ferocious Angel

7/6/2012 - Please, Please, Please: Do Not Make Your Kid The Center Of Your Universe

7/6/2012 - Women Are Still Losing Jobs in the Public Sector

7/6/2012 - Impressively Douchey People are Tweeting Photos of Their Unsuspecting One-Night Stands

7/6/2012 - Southern Belles Love Male Stripper Balls

7/6/2012 - And Now, an Unsettling Blast From The Past: Some Jerks Who Believe Women Should Be Spanked

7/6/2012 - 'I Suck': How Guys Use Self-Deprecation Against You

7/6/2012 - Love Boats: The Delightfully Sinful History of Canoes

7/6/2012 - What Do You Mean States Can't Force the Federal Government to Defund Planned Parenthood?

7/6/2012 - Here's Everything You Need to Know About the Disgusting Four-Pronged Echidna Penis.

7/6/2012 - Rachel Dratch Tries to Impress the Popular Girls with Her Boyfriend Pete Za

7/6/2012 - Turns Out, Getting Slutty on the First Date Can Actually Lead to Marriage

7/6/2012 - What Does a Romance Novel Have to Do to Compete With Fifty Shades of Grey?

7/6/2012 - Seventeen Magazine's New Photoshop Policy Is the Same As The Old Photoshop Policy

7/6/2012 - Rob Kardashian Reveals His Love for Christian Bale on The Choice

7/6/2012 - Hotels Offering Fifty Shades of Grey Theme Rooms (B.Y.O. Anal Beads)

7/6/2012 - Conservatives Continue Global Fight Against Abortion, Contraception, & Reality

7/6/2012 - Republican Horrified to Discover that Christianity Is Not the Only Religion

7/6/2012 - Cat Makes a Surprise Appearance on the Local News

7/6/2012 - There's a Dress Code Battle in the UAE's Shopping Malls

7/6/2012 - Mom Pours 2-Year-Old a Sippy Cup of Beer Because He 'Kept Reaching' for the Pitcher

7/6/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Turned Down Justin Theroux's Marriage Proposal, Everyone Stupidly Still Asks Her How It Feels To Be An Old Fishwife Crone

7/5/2012 - Ann Romney Thinks Obama Wants to Kill Her Beloved Mitt

7/5/2012 - These Abe Lincoln Band-Aids Will Heal You Like He Healed Our Nation

7/5/2012 - Kanye and Kim Refuse to Make Eye Contact With the Likes of You

7/5/2012 - See a Man Have a Mind-Melting Conversation With His 12-Year-Old Self

7/5/2012 - Scientists Find the Genes That Determine Breast Size

7/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: This Is What We Talk About When We Talk About Having Kids

7/5/2012 - Seth Meyers May Be Stepping into Regis Philbin's Venerable Elasticated Slacks

7/5/2012 - Cher Tweets Like an 80-Year-Old Meth Head

7/5/2012 - The Chinese Women's Olympic Volleyball Team Stopped Eating Meat… and Stopped Playing Well

7/5/2012 - Baby Pandas On a Slide?!

7/5/2012 - Sexting Teens Are More Likely To Be Boning IRL

7/5/2012 - Human Angel Food Cake Justin Bieber Announces He's a Butt Man

7/5/2012 - Orangutans Go Ape for iPads

7/5/2012 - Balsamic for Everyone's Budget

7/5/2012 - Dog's Advice On a Hot Day: 'Play It Cool, Boy; Reeeaaal Cool'

7/5/2012 - China Lifts Ban on Lesbians Donating Blood

7/5/2012 - Nerd Dads Discover Women are People After Having Baby Girls

7/5/2012 - Pour One Out for Your Horrible Menstrual Cramps

7/5/2012 - Congressman Invites You to Play Challenging 'Pick Out the Immigrant' Game

7/5/2012 - Why is This Salon Offering Massive Discounts on Waxing Services to Girls under Fifteen?

7/5/2012 - This Is How You Serenade Your Cat While Drunk

7/5/2012 - Dating Sites Encourage Men to Be Interesting, Women to Be Doormats

7/5/2012 - More Teens Party for the First Time in June and July

7/5/2012 - Jesse Eisenberg, Tracy Morgan and Melissa Leo Are an Unlikely Trio In Upcoming Drug Comedy

7/5/2012 - Elle Has a Katie Holmes Divorce Cover Already

7/5/2012 - Toddler Miraculously Survives Getting a Pencil Lodged in Her Brain

7/5/2012 - Kimye Celebrates 73-Day Anniversary, Officially Outlasts Kim Kardashian's Second Marriage

7/5/2012 - Have Scientists Finally Figured Out How to Turn Off Our Biological Clock?

7/5/2012 - This Won't End Well: MTV Casting Show about People who Lie on the Internet

7/5/2012 - Here's Amy Winehouse Crooning On The Upcoming Nas Album

7/5/2012 - Don't Put Women in Combat, Says Female Combat Veteran

7/5/2012 - Woman Flees the Scene of a Car Accident So Her Ice Cream Won't Melt

7/5/2012 - A Barbershop Is Destroying Oprah's Family

7/4/2012 - Government Agency Destroys Our Dreams by Revealing That Mermaids Aren’t Real

7/4/2012 - Can You Believe Malia Obama Is Already 14?

7/4/2012 - Kate Middleton and Prince William Take in a Game of Tennis

7/4/2012 - Puppy Will Explode Your Heart With Her Adorable Sleeping Sounds

7/4/2012 - Katie Holmes Speaks Publicly for the First Time Since Filing for Divorce

7/4/2012 - My Clothes and I Are Not Speaking to Each Other

7/4/2012 - Play The Hand You're Deltoid

7/4/2012 - Over-The-Counter Painkillers Still Subject To Miscarriage Dispute

7/4/2012 - Yes, All New Parents Are Lame and Selfish, But C’mon, Man

7/4/2012 - Coquettish Talking Urinal Cakes Implore Michigan Men To Not Drink And Drive

7/4/2012 - Hot Pepper Triumphs Over Little Boy

7/4/2012 - Study Links Obesity In African-American Women To Childhood Abuse

7/4/2012 - Meet 'Guy on the Internet,' Champion of the Dullards

7/4/2012 - And Then Dwarf Cat Li'l Bub Happened And Everything Changed

7/4/2012 - Catherine Deneuve And Sofia Coppola, Belles de Jour

7/4/2012 - Odd Future's Frank Ocean Reveals His First Love Was A Man

7/3/2012 - Hollywood Weeps for Andy Griffith, America's Grandpa

7/3/2012 - Russell Crowe, Sorting Hat, Denies His Sons the House of Gryffindor

7/3/2012 - God Bless America: Here's a Horse Line Dancing

7/3/2012 - Twitter Founder Serves All Male Intern Staff Sandwiches With the Crusts Cut Off

7/3/2012 - 2-Legged Kitten Has the Time of His Life

7/3/2012 - It's Your Patriotic Duty to Be Overworked and Miserable

7/3/2012 - R. Kelly's Twelve-Year Marriage Was Ruined By The Notebook

7/3/2012 - The Grassroots Anti-Contraception Movement to 'Bring Sexy Back'

7/3/2012 - Celebrate Independence Day With This Dizzying Video of Fireworks Exploding From an Aerial View

7/3/2012 - Male My Little Pony Fans Sparkle at BronyCon 2012

7/3/2012 - Woman Who Was Married to a Warehouse Now Engaged to a Neighborhood

7/3/2012 - Queen Latifah Gets Emotional in the All-Black Cast Steel Magnolias Trailer

7/3/2012 - Twin Sisters Bullied Into Twin Breast Reductions

7/3/2012 - Conservative Male Politician to Offer Classes on How to Be a Proper Lady

7/3/2012 - Reality Check: Your Love Does Not Necessarily Conquer All

7/3/2012 - 'Having it All' Author Vows to Stop Saying 'Having it All'

7/3/2012 - Spanking Your Kids Could Leave a Permanent Psychological Mark

7/3/2012 - Katie Holmes Goes Out in Public to Film Project Runway

7/3/2012 - For a Super-Smart Baby, Leave It in Your Uterus Forever

7/3/2012 - This Helps Nothing: Personhood Leader Claims His House Is Under Attack

7/3/2012 - X Factor's Rachel Crow Decides to Comb Mean Girls Out of Her Curls

7/3/2012 - Make Communication Gone Wrong Go Right

7/3/2012 - The Fight Against Misogyny in Gaming Enlists Some Big Names

7/3/2012 - Mitt Romney Will Spend the Fourth of July With Lady VP Hopeful

7/3/2012 - Cincinnati's Coolest 7-Year-Old Is a Real Cockle-Melter

7/3/2012 - How to Devastate and Destroy Your Nemeses: Post Ugly Pictures of Them on Facebook, Obvs

7/3/2012 - Swimmer Dara Torres Just Misses Her Chance at a Record Sixth Olympics

7/3/2012 - Katie Holmes Maybe, Possibly, Walked In On Tom Cruise Extramaritally Bending It With David Beckham

7/2/2012 - Are Cat Ladies More Likely to Attempt Suicide?

7/2/2012 - Rachel Maddow Opens Up About Her Depression And Feeling Like a Failure

7/2/2012 - Mitt Romney Can't Believe His Luck That Ann Is Driving Him Around on a Jet Ski

7/2/2012 - Aaron Sorkin Says Nora Ephron Was a Fan of The Newsroom, As HBO Gives It a Second Season

7/2/2012 - YouTube Makeup Star Lauren Luke Covers Up Her Bruises in Powerful Anti-Domestic Abuse PSA

7/2/2012 - Justin Bieber Gets His High School Diploma; in Other News, You Are a Dillion Years Old

7/2/2012 - Comment of the Day: Toast Is the Ultimate Aphrodisiac

7/2/2012 - 'Wait,' Says Twitter; 'Anderson Cooper Is Gay? Like Gay Gay?'

7/2/2012 - How to Dress for Extreme Weather

7/2/2012 - The Newsroom: Recaps from an Uninformed Internet Girl

7/2/2012 - Pork Industry Booklet Will Teach Silly Ladies All About Grilling Pork... Sexily!

7/2/2012 - Try to Be a Little More Zen About Spending Money on Important Things

7/2/2012 - Beasts of the Southern Wild Might Be the Best Movie of the Year

7/2/2012 - Raf Simons Just Presented His First Dior Couture Collection

7/2/2012 - Downton Abbey Incites Vintage Clothing Mania

7/2/2012 - The Nine Ways to Most Effectively Procrastinate

7/2/2012 - Delightful Olympic Gymnast Gabby Douglas Will Teach You How to Dougie

7/2/2012 - 'Magic Mike,' Junk in the Face and the Female Gaze

7/2/2012 - 36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men

7/2/2012 - A Bloody and Nostalgic Look Back on the Early Days of Female Pro Wrestling

7/2/2012 - Willow Smith Declares 'I Am Me' in New Video, as If We Could Ask for Anything More

7/2/2012 - Worth It: Not Having a Driver's License

7/2/2012 - Donatella Versace Says Feminism Is Dead

7/2/2012 - Romney Blatantly Lies About Investment in Aborted Fetus Disposal Firm

7/2/2012 - New Facebook Icons Let the World Know When You Get Gay Married

7/2/2012 - Shocking Study Finds Women Still Want to Have Sex After They Have Babies

7/2/2012 - Anderson Cooper Comes Out: 'The Fact Is, I'm Gay'

7/2/2012 - College Girls Are Reading Seventeen Magazine

7/2/2012 - The Classy, Ass-tastic, and Tacky Fashions of the BET Awards

7/2/2012 - Hey Ladies: Was Your Sweet, Sweet Chocolate the Product of Child Labor? Possibly!

7/2/2012 - How Sending Female Athletes to the Olympics May Be Bad for Saudi Women

7/2/2012 - Federal Judge Keeps Mississippi’s Lone Abortion Clinic Open for Now

7/2/2012 - This Is What Vaginal Odor Looks Like, and It's Not Pretty

7/2/2012 - Chinese Woman Falls Victim to Terrible Face-Eating Trend

7/2/2012 - Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which Was Not That Close

7/1/2012 - Is Katie Holmes Being Stalked by Scientologists?

7/1/2012 - Hilarious Polar Bear Pillow Pets You on the Head to Keep You From Snoring

7/1/2012 - Tina Fey Has No Idea What She's Doing at Alec Baldwin's Wedding

7/1/2012 - Gang Member Arrested in Murder of 7-Year-Old Chicago Girl Killed While Selling Candy

7/1/2012 - Oh, Terrific: Land Hurricanes Are a Thing Now

7/1/2012 - Ann Curry Flees to California as NBC Says She's Out Because Her Best Wasn't Good Enough

7/1/2012 - Sunday Night Open Thread: And Now, Miss Josephine Potter

7/1/2012 - Joan Dunlop, Women's Health Advocate, Passes Away At 78

7/1/2012 - Baby And Pug Pull A Lady And The Tramp

7/1/2012 - Woman Celebrating Four Years Cancer-Free Also Survives Freak Tree Accident

7/1/2012 - Transgendered Against Me! Singer Laura Jane Grace Wanted To Be Mia Farrow In Rosemary's Baby

7/1/2012 - These Are A Few Of My Favorite Thighs

7/1/2012 - Matt Damon Weirdly Predicted Magic Mike Back In 2009 (Plus a Shirtless Matthew McConaughey Supercut)

7/1/2012 - Iraqi Brides Continue To Undergo Court-Ordered Virginity Testing

7/1/2012 - Oh, Hey, That Law That Will Probably End Up Closing Down The Only Mississippi Abortion Clinic Takes Effect Today

7/1/2012 - Elizabeth Banks Gets Some Sugar From Cameron Diaz

7/1/2012 - Girls Sound "More Aggressive" On Social Media

7/1/2012 - Adele Deserves This Canine Cover More Than Anyone

7/1/2012 - Alec Baldwin Weds Hilaria Thomas Without Further Incident