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2012 February
2/28/2012 - See the Maya Rudolph Oprah Impression That Didn't Make It on to
SNL
2/28/2012 - Want to Feel Smart? Shove a Sprig of Rosemary Up Your Nose
2/28/2012 - Mitt Romney Pulls Off Wins in Michigan and Arizona, Rains on Santorum's Parade
2/28/2012 - Nick Offerman and Friends Make the Hilarious Case For Men Being in Charge of Women's Health
2/28/2012 - Senator Olympia Snowe Retires Because She's Had Enough of This Partisan Bullshit
2/28/2012 - Comment of the Day: Bill O'Reilly Needs Our Help
2/28/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Opens Up to Matt Lauer About Being a 'Homebody' and Getting Back to Work
2/28/2012 - New HBO Comedy Presents Outrageous Fantasy in Which a Woman is Vice President
2/28/2012 - Pee Wee Herman Wishes Us a Happy Pancake Day
2/28/2012 - The Lovable Ladies of
Community
on Slut-Shaming, Stereotypes and Women in the Driver's Seat
2/28/2012 - We Love It When Queens Play
Snatch Game
!
2/28/2012 - When Women Don’t Want Daughters
2/28/2012 - Christlike Priest Denies Lesbian Communion at Mother's Funeral, Leaves During Eulogy
2/28/2012 - Stress Makes You a Crappy Decision-Maker
2/28/2012 - Meet the Cat Who is Running for Senate
2/28/2012 -
Glamour
Highlights Katniss Everdeen's Boobs
2/28/2012 - Red Makes You Sexy, Dumb, Attractive, and Repellent
2/28/2012 - Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson in the Running for Whitney Houston Biopic
2/28/2012 - Your Sleeping Pills Are Totally Going to Kill You
2/28/2012 - Gambling Cat Will Beat You at Your Own Game
2/28/2012 - Smith Alum's Nasty Letter Was Not Meant for Your Uncultured Eyes
2/28/2012 - How Madonna Defines the Third Wave
2/28/2012 - The Blonde Kissed a Hot Asian Guy Last Night on
2 Broke Girls
2/28/2012 - Why Latinas Aren't Allowed to Get Angry
2/28/2012 - New South Dakota Teen Sexting Bill Will Force Dozens of Midwestern Adults to Say the Word 'Sext'
2/28/2012 - It's Official: MTV Will Air 'Teen Mom 3'
2/28/2012 - Here are Those Republican Candidate Action Figures No One Asked For
2/28/2012 - Oh, The Things You Will Need (As a New Parent)
2/28/2012 - Adventurous Cat Goes for a Casual Dip in the Sea
2/28/2012 - Huffy Editor Completely Irate That Crystal Renn Is Thin Now
2/28/2012 - Jackass Who Used Twitter to Threaten Michele Bachmann With Rape is in Huge Trouble
2/28/2012 - Adorable Tiny Libraries Keep Reading Alive
2/28/2012 - Dating Websites Sued for Incredibly Classy Ads Featuring Soldier Killed in Iraq
2/28/2012 - The Evangelicals' Sad Attempt to Convert the Christian Masses Into Registered Voters
2/28/2012 - Bill O'Reilly Concern-Trolls Angelina Jolie's Figure
2/28/2012 - Barely Awake Right Now? Perhaps You Work in One of the Most Sleep-Deprived Professions.
2/28/2012 - Your
Dancing With The Stars
Cast Revealed
2/28/2012 - Rich People Are Lying Cheaters, Says Science
2/28/2012 - Gay Marines' Kiss Photo Melts Hearts Across Facebook
2/28/2012 - Mean Girl Kim Kardashian Mocks Demi Moore's Meltdown
2/27/2012 - Wait, The Girl Scouts Are Making Candy Now?
2/27/2012 - Rush Limbaugh Calls Out Danica Patrick: 'What Do You Expect From a Woman Driver?'
2/27/2012 - Young Girl Perfectly Captures Our Feelings About Mitt Romney
2/27/2012 - Meet Carrie Bradshaw: The Next Generation
2/27/2012 - Guy Who Sings 'Someone Like You' in the Subway Pulls a Man Off the Tracks and Saves His Life
2/27/2012 - Comment of the Day: Vladimir Putin Saves the Day
2/27/2012 - Did Natalie Portman Secretly Get Married and Not Tell Us?
2/27/2012 - Everyone Totes Copying How Young Women, Like, Talk and Stuff
2/27/2012 - Damon Lindelof Has a Career Prediction for Oscar Winner Jean Dujardin
2/27/2012 - Leslie Knope Has a Message for Bossy Male Lawmakers
2/27/2012 - Basically, Every Online Retailer Is Terrible
2/27/2012 - What If Your Ovaries Could Live Forever?
2/27/2012 - Tortoise and Hedgehog Plan an Outing
2/27/2012 -
Snubbed 2012
: A Tribute to Even More Great Films Left Out of the Academy Awards
2/27/2012 - Meet The Woman Addicted to Her Own Boobs
2/27/2012 - Oprah Steals the Show and Laughs on
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2/27/2012 - Coming Soon: That Katniss Everdeen Barbie You Didn't Ask For
2/27/2012 - How to Banish Your Hiccups From Whence They Came
2/27/2012 - Exclusive: Dr. Ruth Is A Trained Israeli Sniper Who Doesn't Like To Treat People Who Are Into Bondage
2/27/2012 - Almost Half Of Women Don't Like Their Faces Unless They're Spackled With Makeup
2/27/2012 - Vladimir Putin Is Going After The Virgin Vote. Hard.
2/27/2012 - Science Confirms Getting Back With Your Ex Will Only End in Tears
2/27/2012 - Worth It: Mrs. Meyer's Scented Soy Candles
2/27/2012 - Blackberrries Smell Like Pianos Sound
2/27/2012 - How Bad Can PETA Get? Very. [Updated]
2/27/2012 - Crap Email from a Dude: State Lawmaker Who Can't Get Laid Edition
2/27/2012 - More Oscar Night Gowns at the
Vanity Fair
Party
2/27/2012 - See
Vogue
Italia's First Black Cover Model In Four Years
2/27/2012 - Oh Girl, Ryan Seacrest Just Loves Those Dresses
2/27/2012 - Meryl Streep Was the Comfortable Choice, and That's Why She Won
2/27/2012 - Co-Creator of
The Berenstain Bears
Dies at 88
2/27/2012 - Report Confirms Congress a Bunch of Old White Dudes
2/27/2012 - The Many Frozen Faces of Billy Crystal
2/27/2012 - If You're Curious About Your Dude's Sperm Count, You Can Now Check the Swimmers at Home
2/27/2012 - Adorable Dog Is a Terrible Thief
2/27/2012 - State May Require Insurers to Cover Abortion
2/27/2012 - Octavia Spencer Plans to Lose Weight, Get Her Boobs Stapled to Her Shoulders
2/27/2012 - Watch Rachel Maddow Say 'Vaginal' Over and Over and Over Again
2/27/2012 - Wyoming Will Have the Last Laugh When Doomsday Comes and We're All Trying to Move There
2/27/2012 - A Tattoo Could Save Your Life
2/27/2012 - Why Not Let the World's Wisest 8-Year-Old Solve Your Problems For You?
2/27/2012 - Kate Walsh Kindly Asks Fellow Actresses to Stop Fucking With Their Faces
2/26/2012 - Your Complete List of 2012 Oscar Winners
2/26/2012 - Elderly Carjacking Victim Crawls Across Parking Lot With Broken Leg and No One Helps Him
2/26/2012 - The
Bridesmaids
Hit the Stage, Talk Dicks and Drink Booze
2/26/2012 - Tiny Hummingbird Snores Are the Cutest Kind of Snores
2/26/2012 - This Is Why Chris Rock Should've Hosted the Oscars
2/26/2012 - See Octavia Spencer's Acceptance Speech (Complete With a Standing O)
2/26/2012 - Wine Is Made by a Bunch of Slutty Yeast
2/26/2012 - Here's the Oscars Comedic Opener, Starring Billy Crystal in Blackface
2/26/2012 - A Veteran Seat-Filler Gets His Due, Is Hands-Down Best Dressed
2/26/2012 - For Those of You Who Don't Want to Talk Oscars...
2/26/2012 - Santorum Says Separation of Church and State Makes Him 'Want to Throw Up'
2/26/2012 - Zach Galifianakis, Dressed in Garanimals, Has Some Nice Words for Women In Comedy
2/26/2012 - 11-Year-Old Girl Gets Into After-School Fight, Ends Up Dead
2/26/2012 - Nick Nolte Is a Million Years Old And Cannot Understand This Presenter's Totally Perfect English Accent
2/26/2012 - Watch Sacha Baron Cohen's Dictator Ruin Ryan Seacrest's Tux
2/26/2012 - Inexplicable Nun Photobombs the Red Carpet
2/26/2012 - Watch Diddy Get Lint-Brushed on the Red Carpet for an Entire Minute
2/26/2012 - Open Thread: Oscars! Oscars Everywhere!
2/26/2012 - The Oscars Red Carpet Fashion Extravaganza
2/26/2012 - And That’s How You Self-Examine Your Testicles
2/26/2012 - Moms Don’t Frazzle Their Daughters with Fancy Math-Speak
2/26/2012 - Thigh’ve Got You Right Where I Want You
2/26/2012 - And Now For More Pets Doing Stuff in the Bathroom
2/26/2012 - Sadly, Space Strippers May Happen Before a Mars Mission
2/26/2012 - What If the Academy Voters Chose Ben & Jerry’s Flavors?
2/26/2012 - Neptune Is Unmoved by Your Shenanigans
2/26/2012 - Now You Can Stalk Your Seatmate Before a Transatlantic Flight
2/26/2012 - Oily Sphynx Cat Takes a Much-Needed Bath
2/26/2012 - Lady Mardi Gras Krewe Rectifies Girl’s Horrible Parade Experience
2/26/2012 - Should Rihanna Play Whitney Houston?
2/26/2012 - John Waters Makes Creepy Dolls Even Creepier
2/26/2012 - WTF Is Up with Women Comprising Only a Quarter of this Year’s Oscar Nominees?
2/26/2012 - Reminder: Watch the Oscars with Us Tonight!
2/26/2012 - Oscar After-Party Showdown: Madonna vs. Elton John
2/25/2012 - Saturday Night Social
2/25/2012 - Women Defriend While Men Embarrass Themselves On Social Networking Sites, Study Says
2/25/2012 - Rapper Halfheartedly Apologizes For Advising Young Male Fans to 'Finger' Girls
2/25/2012 - Reminder: Watch The Oscars With Us Tomorrow!
2/25/2012 - Mysterious ‘Mass Hysteria’ Girls Are Recovering in Equally Mysterious Ways
2/25/2012 - Ann Romney To Replace Mitt In All Forthcoming Debates
2/25/2012 - Cat Self-Conscious About Crossing His Arms
2/25/2012 - Young Republican Ladies Used to Know How to Party
2/25/2012 - Are Fertility Finance Companies as Shady as They Seem?
2/25/2012 - Lucky Magazine's YA-Inspired Fashion Spread is the Best Thing Ever
2/25/2012 - Sacha Baron Cohen Receives Go-Ahead to Fuck with Celebs at Oscars (Kind Of)
2/24/2012 - The Justin Timberlake-Jessica Biel Wedding Is Imminent
2/24/2012 - OMG, It's a Baby Fennec Fox
2/24/2012 - RuPaul Knows How to Make a Political Statement
2/24/2012 - Virginia Republican Tells Cringeworthy Story About How Wife Won't Fuck Him, Everyone Laughs and Laughs
2/24/2012 - Cat Videos Were Popular in 1939 Too
2/24/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
2/24/2012 - The Night Belongs to Judith Butler
2/24/2012 - Major Romney Donor Has Incredibly Creepy History with Women
2/24/2012 - Worth It: Shampoo for the Lazy
2/24/2012 - Heroic Pets Inducted Into Animal Hall of Fame
2/24/2012 - Gay Judge Won't Perform Marriages Until She Can Have One
2/24/2012 - TGIF!
2/24/2012 - Woman Fined Rather Than Applauded After Scamming Nigerian Email Scammers
2/24/2012 - The Website That Triumphs Over the Internet and Time Itself
2/24/2012 - Celebs Glam It Up for Home Shopping
2/24/2012 - Alum Tells Smith College to Quit Admitting Poors
2/24/2012 - Beware Cupid's Scissors
2/24/2012 - Did
Vogue
Photoshop Sugar From Dear Sugar?
2/24/2012 - Texas Sensibly Rejects Federal Funding That Would Provide Poor Women Medical Care
2/24/2012 - Men Must Discuss the Bust
2/24/2012 - Here's Don Draper Speaking in Hungarian Because Why the Hell Not
2/24/2012 - Sarah Palin Talked About Her Inevitable Divorce in Emails
2/24/2012 - Winning an Oscar Ruins Your Life If You're a Lady (Or Worse, a Black Lady)
2/24/2012 - Sex Club Owner Speaks Eloquently About the Loss of His Gay Suckatorium
2/24/2012 -
Bully
Documentary Looks Heartbreaking and Hopeful
2/24/2012 - Finally, Some Wine the Ladies Can Enjoy
2/24/2012 - Nosy Reporter Obsessed With Revealing Princess Diana's Dress Size
2/24/2012 - This Lent Will Be Live-Blogged
2/24/2012 -
Jersey Shore
Jumps the Shark in an Inflatable Raft
2/24/2012 - Utah Will Be Damned if Sex Ed Classes Teach About Anything Sex-y
2/24/2012 - Republican Women Just Can't Get Enough Santorum
2/24/2012 - Kristin Chenowith Wants to Show You Her Botched Eyelash Extensions
2/24/2012 - Doting Doctor Dad Keeps Daughter Sexy With Breast Implants, Botox
2/24/2012 - Keeping Your Name? Midwesterners Are Judging You
2/24/2012 - Your Brain Doesn't Know the Difference Between Ice Cream and Crack
2/24/2012 - Noted Herbalist Miley Cyrus Spotted on Medical Marijuana Spree
2/23/2012 - Judge Rules Pharmacists Can Refuse to Hand Out Plan B for Religious Reasons
2/23/2012 - 3-Year-Old Girl Goes for Mile-Long Walk by Herself in the Middle of Night
2/23/2012 - Baby Is Hilariously Good at Getting Jiggy With It
2/23/2012 - Horrible Congressman Suggests Shooting Senators to Get Budget Bill Passed
2/23/2012 - Tumblr to Ban Pro-Eating Disorder Blogs and Content
2/23/2012 - Comment of the Day: I'm Healthy And I Know It
2/23/2012 - Chris Brown Stole an iPhone From One of His Fans, Could End Up in Jail
2/23/2012 - This Vintage Ice Cream Commercial Is Pretty Much a Commercial for Blow Jobs
2/23/2012 - Nicole Richie Has an Exciting New Career Move
2/23/2012 - 14-Year-Old
X Factor
Reject Rachel Crow Lands Awesome Deal With Nickelodeon
2/23/2012 - Awful Person Now in Possession of Disgusting John Edwards Sex Tape
2/23/2012 - Living Alone Does Not Make You a Weirdo… Or Does It?
2/23/2012 - J.K. Rowling Will Publish a New Novel, Our Lightning Scars Explode with Happiness
2/23/2012 - Girls' Language Skills Could Help Them Do Math
2/23/2012 - Corporate Trinket-Shiller Claire's Totally Copycats Indie Jewelry Designer
2/23/2012 - A Portrait of Rick Santorum Made of Gay Porn Stills
2/23/2012 - How to Be a Good Guy on the Sidewalk
2/23/2012 - Just Look at All of the Interesting Films Directed by Women and
Not
Nominated for an Oscar
2/23/2012 - Virginia Partially Aborts Personhood Bill, Was Trolling Us This Whole Time
2/23/2012 - Here Are Two New
Hunger Games
TV Spots for You to Lose Your Shit Over
2/23/2012 - Anti-Choicers Conspire to Take Down Youth Leadership Candidate
2/23/2012 - Your Fear Makes Spiders Bigger
2/23/2012 - 31-Year-Old Paris Hilton Desperately Clings to Youth in Video 'Drunk Text'
2/23/2012 - Concerned Female Reporter Can't Help But Notice Female Reporters Are Looking Awful Slutty Nowadays
2/23/2012 - 'My Stomach Hit the Pavement': A Creepy Cop's Victim Tells Her Story
2/23/2012 - Here's Proof That Mob Wives Have Always Looked Fabulous
2/23/2012 - Florida Politician Might Be the Worst Sexter of All Time
2/23/2012 - Barbara Walters Wants to Know How Tight Joan Rivers' Cooter Is
2/23/2012 - Raf Simons Out at Jil Sander, Maybe in at Christian Dior
2/23/2012 - Philoshophy Prof Wisely Decides to Advertise Class With Sexy Schoolgirl Photos
2/23/2012 - Shockingly, Most Americans Support Free Birth Control
2/23/2012 - The Hemline Index Is a Myth. So Why Won't It Go Away?
2/23/2012 - Were Ray J & Whitney Filming a Reality Show?
2/23/2012 - Men Are Not an Endangered Species
2/23/2012 - Ladies Don't Speak Up in Meetings Because Smart People Make Us Feel Dumb
2/23/2012 - The Great Republican WTF-Bee Continues With Stupidest Debate Yet
2/23/2012 - Girl Scouts: The Culture Wars' Tiniest Soldiers
2/23/2012 - Straight Guys on TV Might Be Getting Less Homophobic
2/23/2012 - It's His Immune System That You Actually Want to Sleep With
2/23/2012 - A Third-Grader Brings a Gun to School. You Sadly Know What Happens Next.
2/23/2012 - More Baby Aardvark Action
2/23/2012 - Octavia Spencer Plans to Celebrate Oscar Nom With a Brand-New Rack
2/22/2012 - Why Can't the Mormon Church Stop Baptizing Anne Frank?
2/22/2012 - Callista Gingrich Says She's Giving Up Her Opinion for Lent
2/22/2012 - Terrible Animal Rights Activist Tries to Hire Hit Man to Kill Someone Wearing Fur
2/22/2012 - The Only Rick Santorum Gif You'll Ever Need
2/22/2012 - Woman Adopts Cat That Turns Out to Be a Real Life-Saver
2/22/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Bob Ross Drinking Game
2/22/2012 - Book-Stealing Lady Makes LeVar Burton Weep Rainbow Tears
2/22/2012 - FDA Panel Votes to Approve Scary Diet Drug
2/22/2012 - It's a Girl for Jessica Simpson
2/22/2012 - This Is How Condoms Are Made and Tested
2/22/2012 - Jenny McCarthy's Son Is Already Dicking Over Girls
2/22/2012 - Judge Forces Abusive Asshole to Apologize to Wife on Facebook
2/22/2012 - Yoga Mogul Turns Out to Be a Total Scumbag
2/22/2012 - Another Fighter Politely Offers to Kick Chris Brown's Ass
2/22/2012 - Partially Paralyzed Acrobat Is an Amazing Dancer on Crutches
2/22/2012 - My Scary Encounter With a Stalking Heckler
2/22/2012 - Let's Swap the Audio for Girls' and Boys' Lego Commercials and See What Happens
2/22/2012 - This Is How Condoms Are Made and Tested
2/22/2012 - The Increase in Single Moms Is Actually a Good Thing
2/22/2012 - Anti-Gay Governor's Gay Hairstylist Quits Over Her Dickery
2/22/2012 - Stress Will Make You Old and Decrepit
2/22/2012 - Why Rick Santorum Would Have Killed My Daughter
2/22/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
2/22/2012 - Worth It: Keep It Tight
2/22/2012 - Virginia House Passes, But Governor Rejects Mandatory Ultrasound Legislation
2/22/2012 - Here's a Video to Ruin Every Bob Ross Memory You've Ever Had
2/22/2012 - Quite Reasonable French Government Bans 'Mademoiselle'
2/22/2012 - Star Jones Admits to Being a Big Fat Liar
2/22/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Christina Aguilera Only Gets Out of Bed to Get Wasted Again
2/22/2012 - 2 Teen Girls Go on Racist Rant, Are the Absolute Worst
2/22/2012 - Creepy Cops Use DMV Database to Stalk Ladies
2/22/2012 - Was Nicki Minaj's
Vogue
Shoot Inspired by
Beetlejuice
?
2/22/2012 - Why Can't I Find a Jack Donaghy to My Liz Lemon?
2/22/2012 - This Coffin Photo of Whitney Houston's Dead Body Is Now on Newsstands Everywhere
2/22/2012 - Costume Designers Guild Awards Means Less Stylists & More Style
2/22/2012 - Smartass State Lawmaker Proposes Vasectomy Limits for Men
2/22/2012 - More and More Ladies Love Guns, Especially if They're Pink!
2/22/2012 - Fearless Journalist Marie Colvin Killed in Syria
2/22/2012 - The Plastic Surgery Financial Index: How Many Years of Youth Can You Buy?
2/22/2012 - If You're Going to Be Treated for a Heart Attack, Try Not to Be Female
2/22/2012 - And Now, a 90-Year-Old Woman's Tribute to Whitney Houston
2/22/2012 - Your Skinny Jeans Are Most Definitely Killing You
2/22/2012 - Before Rick Santorum Was a Raging Asshole, He Was Pro-Choice
2/22/2012 - Adorable Babies Have Adorable Social Strategies
2/22/2012 - For Levi's, 'Hotness' Comes In Small, Small, and Small [Updated]
2/22/2012 - Swedish Hospital Says It's Only Looking to Hire Hot Nurses
2/22/2012 - Your Morning Swoon: President Obama Sings 'Sweet Home Chicago'
2/22/2012 - Financial Guru Jessica Biel Tells Justin Timberlake It'll Cost Him $500K to Cheat
2/21/2012 - Fancy New Ad Uses Facial Recognition Software To Ensure Only Women See It
2/21/2012 - One of These Hillary Clintons Is Not Like the Others
2/21/2012 - 1983 John Stamos Loves a Neet Girl
2/21/2012 - 2 Lion Cubs, One Cup
2/21/2012 - Michele Bachmann's District No Longer Exists, But She's Running for Congress Anyway
2/21/2012 - Adele Accepts Her Brit Award by Giving Everyone the Finger
2/21/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Real Equation for Surefire Weight-Loss
2/21/2012 - Is Drew Barrymore Pregnant?
2/21/2012 - Filthy Beaver and Nut Sack Jokes on
Drag Race
2/21/2012 - Adam Scott's Fake TV Show Is One That We're Dying to See
2/21/2012 - Finally, a Dress Just for Eloping
2/21/2012 - Freaking Out Can Make Your Kids Freak Out, Too
2/21/2012 - Thank Christ,
Community
Is Coming Back on March 15th
2/21/2012 - McQ, For the Nazi She Wolf Party Girl In You
2/21/2012 - Noted Asshat Liz Trotta Thinks Feminists Are Causing Military Rape
2/21/2012 - Lazy, Shitty, or Both: What Type of Parent Are You?
2/21/2012 - Demand for Larger Mannequins Suggests Retailers Are Not Complete Idiots
2/21/2012 - White Teacher Sues for All-Important Right to Use Racial Slur
2/21/2012 - Nobody Wore a Freaking Bra to the
Vanity Fair
Party
2/21/2012 - Slavoj Žižek, Dreamboat, Thinks Flowers Are "Dental Vaginas Threatening to Swallow You"
2/21/2012 - So You Want to Be a Jezebel Intern
2/21/2012 - Rapidly Expanding Religious Hospitals Are Trying to Govern Ladyparts
2/21/2012 - The NYPD Has a Strip Search Problem
2/21/2012 - Teacher Pleads Not Guilty to Horrible Semen Crimes
2/21/2012 -
Downton Tabby
: It Was Only a Matter of Time
2/21/2012 - Date Night With Bey and Jay Makes Us Inordinately Happy
2/21/2012 -
Dance Moms
' Abby Lee Miller Explains Why She's Such a Monster
2/21/2012 - All-Woman Panel Has Some Great Ideas About Men's Sexual Health
2/21/2012 - Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Romney Sons
2/21/2012 - Dame Vivienne Westwood Hates What You're Wearing
2/21/2012 - Loving Boyfriend Stomps on Girlfriend, Causing Her Breast Implant to Explode
2/21/2012 - Scientists Unveil Incredibly Complicated New Weight-Loss Formula
2/21/2012 - Strauss-Kahn Arrested for Sex With Ladies He Totally Didn't Know Were Prostitutes
2/21/2012 - See Stephen Colbert's Sweet Message to His Sick Mom
2/21/2012 - Bath Salts Seem Like the Least Fun Drug in the World
2/21/2012 - Sarah Palin Thought the Queen of England Was in Charge of the UK's Armed Forces
2/21/2012 - Girl Scouts: A Gateway to the Dark, Terrible World of Sexy Sex
2/21/2012 - Time to Freak the Fuck Out About Dying of Hep C
2/21/2012 - Meet the UK's Advertising Equivalent of GoDaddy
2/21/2012 - Obituaries Are the Best Place for Score-Settling
2/21/2012 - Your Phone Is Making You Into a Terrible Person
2/21/2012 - Rainn Wilson Makes Very Unfunny Date Rape Joke, Pisses Everyone Off [UPDATED]
2/21/2012 - Beyoncé and Jay Don't Want Their Filthy Friends Touching Blue Ivy
2/20/2012 - These
Downton Abbey
Trading Cards Will Distract You From Your Grief
2/20/2012 - Gym Invites You to Crack a Walnut with Your Rock Hard Ass and Then Eat It
2/20/2012 - Oops! Santorum Spokeswoman 'Accidentally' Says Obama Has 'Radical Islamic Policies'
2/20/2012 - Gabby Gifford’s Adorable Husband to Write Even More Adorable Children’s Book
2/20/2012 - Listen to the Chris Brown and Rihanna Collaborations We've All Been Dreading
2/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Visit to the
Pun
kin Patch
2/20/2012 - Jessica Biel Is Finally Sporting An Engagement Ring From Justin Timberlake
2/20/2012 - Woman Ties the Knot on Her 100th Birthday
2/20/2012 - Michelle Obama Is Playing Favorites on President's Day
2/20/2012 - Watch the Newest Trailer for Lena Dunham's
Girls
2/20/2012 - Sleeplessness Will Make Your Brain Explode
2/20/2012 - Guys Change How They Talk Based on Your Fertility
2/20/2012 - Company Defends Rapey Ad With More Victim-Blaming
2/20/2012 - Live from New Orleans, It's Will Ferrell, Mardis Gras King
2/20/2012 - Your Lips Are Dry and Disgusting. Let's Fix That.
2/20/2012 - Fox and Chicken Are Star-Crossed Friends
2/20/2012 - Rick Santorum Says Liberals Hate Science
2/20/2012 - Ooh, a Pricey Futuristic Vibrator That Also Holds MP3s
2/20/2012 - Komen Supporters Racing for the Cure At About Same Rate as Last Year
2/20/2012 - Atheists Give Brave Teen Scholarship for Standing Up to School
2/20/2012 - Did You Catch Maya Rudolph Paying Tribute to Her Mom With an Adorable
SNL
Title Card?
2/20/2012 - Aubrey O'Day Is the Most Famous
Celebrity Apprentice
, In Her Mind
2/20/2012 - Hundreds of Protesters Form Silent Chain Outside Virginia Capitol
2/20/2012 - Going Hungry Can Make You Crazy, But It May Keep You From Going Senile
2/20/2012 - The Inappropriate Sexual Harassment of Jeremy Lin Has Begun
2/20/2012 - The End of an Era: American Apparel Finally Anti-Theft Tags Its Clothes
2/20/2012 - Let's Watch Teens While They Watch
Toddlers & Tiaras
2/20/2012 - Your
Mad Men
Teaser-Trailer Roundup
2/20/2012 - That Awkward Moment When You Tell the Man You Love About the Man You Fucked to Death
2/20/2012 - Worth It: One Bag to Wash Them All
2/20/2012 - It's Time to Play Abortion Law Mad Libs!
2/20/2012 - 'Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act' Is Actually Designed to Let Men Block Abortions
2/20/2012 - Saturday Is National Pretty Brown Girl Day
2/20/2012 - The Weather in England Will Bring 'Bucketloads of Cunt'
2/20/2012 - Two Assault Charges Makes BU's Hockey Team Look Pretty Bad
2/20/2012 - Marni for H&M Looks Kinda Cheap
2/20/2012 - Callista Gingrich Finally Opens Her Mouth and Is Not Totally Terrible
2/20/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Will Appear on
SNL
to Promote Lindsay Lohan
2/20/2012 - Fashion at Writers Guild Awards Is Predictably Unfashionable
2/20/2012 - Rick Santorum's Mardi Gras of WTF
2/20/2012 - Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's Love Is So Powerful It Broke a Sex Swing
2/20/2012 - Now You Can Apply Your Mary Kay Cosmetics in Your Very Own Mary Kay House
2/20/2012 -
Times
Calls Obama Book 'Chick Nonfiction'
2/20/2012 - New Mexico Spares No Expense In Prosecuting Dastardly Pumpkin Thief
2/20/2012 - Please Don't Let the Divine Dame Judi Dench Go Blind
2/19/2012 - Would You Like a Bite of My Test Tube Burger?
2/19/2012 - A Bunch of White Dudes Decide Who Wins at the Oscars
2/19/2012 - Taylor Swift and Zac Efron Do the Hug 'n' Run
2/19/2012 - Did Hitler Have a Secret Son?
2/19/2012 - Tiny Baby Chick Hides Itself in the Smartest Place of All Time
2/19/2012 - Two Deadly Avalanches Hit Ski Resorts Near Seattle
2/19/2012 - Sunday
Salut
to the Franc
2/19/2012 - Rick Santorum Wants Kids to Get the 'Broad' Home School Experience
2/19/2012 - Patricia Clarkson Is the Queen of This Oversized High Heel
2/19/2012 - Some NYC Dads Are Adding Unnecessary Gravitas to PTA Meetings
2/19/2012 - Thighteous, Dude
2/19/2012 - Welcome to the Most Adorable Preschool Ever
2/19/2012 - Motherhood Is the New PED for Lady High Jumpers
2/19/2012 - In Sadly Predictable News, Bobbi Kristina Brown Might Have a Drug Problem
2/19/2012 - Meanwhile, in Fly-Over Country...
2/19/2012 - Bid Farewell to the Flesh
2/19/2012 - Science Determines that Ladies Like Men the Color of Treasure
2/19/2012 - Congress Doesn't 'Really' Care What Women Think About Birth Control
2/19/2012 - Dog and Bird Collude to Steal Table Food
2/19/2012 - Company Rips Off Parents Who Aspire to Manage their Kids’ Showbiz Careers
2/19/2012 - Now You Can Pay to Have Sex in the Sky
2/19/2012 - Fans Bid Whitney Houston a Fine Farewell
2/19/2012 - Elizabeth Smart Living a Normal Life of Exotic Hawaiian Marriages
2/18/2012 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
2/18/2012 - Saturday Night Social
2/18/2012 - Rihanna's Back
2/18/2012 -
SNL
Live Thread Tonight!
2/18/2012 - Kevin Costner Speaks Fondly Of Whitney at Memorial; Bobby Brown Walks Out
2/18/2012 - Thigh There
2/18/2012 - Climate Change Is Making Birds Sluttier
2/18/2012 - Frieda Pinto Is Bright On Time
2/18/2012 - Target Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself
2/18/2012 - Charlotte Gainsbourg's Shoes Are Punky, Funky
2/18/2012 - Ridiculous but True: Rick Santorum Thinks Abortion Providers Deserve Jail Time
2/18/2012 - Will Don Draper and Joan Holloway Get It On in Season Five?
2/18/2012 - Tragic Trend: Teens Ask YouTube Commenters If They’re Ugly
2/18/2012 - Octavia Spencer and Viola Davis Get By With a Little 'Help' From Their Friends
2/18/2012 - Marriage is Now a 'Luxury' for Most Women
2/18/2012 - Watch as the World Says Goodbye to Whitney Houston
2/17/2012 - Robin Thicke Got Arrested for Smoking Pot in His Escalade
2/17/2012 - Yikes, Is Rihanna Referencing Who We Think She's Referencing?
2/17/2012 - Man Dances to LMFAO in Speedo, Has A Great Fucking Time
2/17/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
2/17/2012 - New York Fashion Week Is the Most Diverse in Ages
2/17/2012 - Who Were Fashion Week's Top Non-White Models?
2/17/2012 - The Night Belongs to Paris Hilton's Kinkajou
2/17/2012 - Indulge Your Crawley Addiction With
Downton Abbey
-Inspired Stuff From Etsy
2/17/2012 - How Do This Year's Oscar Nominated Films Hold Up Against The Bechdel Test?
2/17/2012 - Dick Cheney Does Something Less Evil than Usual
2/17/2012 - TGIF!
2/17/2012 - Hearts Can Be Heavy
2/17/2012 -
Toddlers & Tiaras
Moms Get Pageant Makeovers, Look Like A Bunch of Clown Hookers
2/17/2012 - Occupy Wall Street Fails to Disrupt Fashion Week
2/17/2012 - Meet the 'Inappropriate' Female Witness Barred From Speaking at the Birth Control Hearing
2/17/2012 - Oklahoma Senate Passes Personhood Bill; Zygotes Rejoice
2/17/2012 - The Painter Who Subverted Gender Norms Before It Was a Thing
2/17/2012 - Law Forcing Abortion Seekers to Have Vaginal Probe Totally OK Since They've Already Been Penetrated
2/17/2012 - Texting Makes You Hate Words
2/17/2012 - Introducing Peta Lindsay, Your Young, Black, Female Presidential Candidate
2/17/2012 - Woman Gets Super Sweet Valentine's Day Note Asking Her Not to Dress Like Such a Whore
2/17/2012 - Stupid Bill Banning Prenatal Racism Passes Out of Committee
2/17/2012 - Classmates Were Afraid of 'Hot for Teacher' Essayist
2/17/2012 - Snooki's Bacteria-Laden Urethra Is the Eighth Roommate
2/17/2012 - A Rogues Gallery of Lady Criminals from the 1870s
2/17/2012 - Joan Rivers: 'Leno, To This Day, Won't Have Me On'
2/17/2012 - Did a Mom's Goth Website Get Her Booted From the Girl Scouts? [Updated]
2/17/2012 - Rick Santorum Distances Self From Hilarious 'Gals Should Keep Their Legs Closed' Jokester
2/17/2012 - Dogs That Look Like Dicks
2/17/2012 - Worth It: You Gotta Have Mobs of Swabs
2/17/2012 - Let's All Scrutinize Jennifer Aniston's Stomach and Jump to Conclusions
2/17/2012 - Saudi Arabia Was Just Kidding About Letting Women Compete in the Olympics
2/17/2012 - Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President
2/17/2012 - Four Words:
Downton Abbey
Paper Dolls
2/17/2012 - Gross Cop Accused of Demanding Sexual Favors for Legal Help
2/17/2012 - Your Mother Was Right: If You Don't Get Enough Sleep, You're Going to Get Sick
2/17/2012 - Do You Have One of Those Fancy Toothbrushes That Mangles Your Face?
2/17/2012 - The Awful Truth: Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Making Music Together
2/16/2012 - Baby Formula: The Next Frontier in Arsenic's Battle to Exterminate Us
2/16/2012 - Mom With Crying Baby Unwisely Uses the Emergency Exit to Get Off the Plane Faster
2/16/2012 - Rachel Zoe Is Transfixed By Her Own Reflection
2/16/2012 - Do You Have What It Takes to Win a Love Competition?
2/16/2012 - Awful Teacher Makes Students Write Cards to Her Kiddie Porn Collecting Boyfriend in Prison
2/16/2012 - Comment of the Day: This Is Your Brain on Birth Control
2/16/2012 - Jada Pinkett Smith Wrote a Cheesy Love Song About Will Smith
2/16/2012 - Aziz Ansari Knows the Best Questions Involve Mac & Cheese
2/16/2012 - Lenny Kravitz Shills Gold Eyeliner For
Hunger Games
2/16/2012 - A Chronological Look at What Exactly Is Wrong With Chris Brown
2/16/2012 - Nancy Pelosi is Sick of this Birth Control Bullshit, Too
2/16/2012 - Be Nice to Your Girlfriend's Pet — But Not
Too
Nice
2/16/2012 - Legislator Warns that
Modern Family
Will Ruin Kids By Teaching them About Gayness
2/16/2012 - How in the Hell are We Supposed to Grant Fertilized Eggs Constitutional Rights?
2/16/2012 - Panda Runs for President
2/16/2012 - Piggyback Grifter's High-School Classmate Says He's Always Been a Piggybacker
2/16/2012 - Amanda Knox Gets That Zillion Dollar Book Deal We All Expected
2/16/2012 - Santorum Backer's Idea of Birth Control: Sluts Should Keep their Legs Closed
2/16/2012 - Bill Cunningham Hit by SUV at Fashion Week, Remains Invincible
2/16/2012 - The Art and Science of Crying at Work
2/16/2012 - The Inevitable Video Game Version of Lana Del Rey's
Video Games
2/16/2012 - How to Look Like Ryan Gosling... Sort Of
2/16/2012 - Interracial Marriages Are More Common Than Ever Before
2/16/2012 - Lil' Kim Calls Nicki Minaj a Stupid Ho
2/16/2012 - The Creepy 'Hot for Teacher' Essays That Got a Student Kicked Off Campus
2/16/2012 - Is Chris Brown Really Picking Up Girls By Promising Not to Punch Them?
2/16/2012 - No Sign Of Whitney Houston in Maya Rudolph's
SNL
Promos
2/16/2012 - Feet, Not Faces, Were the Focus of the MAC Party
2/16/2012 - Congressional Birth Control Hearing Involves Exactly Zero People Who Have a Uterus
2/16/2012 - Turning Your Pet Into a Locavore Is the Newest Way to Be an Asshole
2/16/2012 - Nancy Grace Can Do No Wrong, Says Nancy Grace
2/16/2012 - This Image of Honey Boo Boo Child and Her Mom Will Change You Forever
2/16/2012 - The Case of the Creepy Piggyback Grifter
2/16/2012 - Total Jackass Gives His Cat a Tattoo
2/16/2012 - Daniel Radcliffe’s Touching Love Letter to Your Vagina
2/15/2012 - Anti-Planned Parenthood Video Is the Most Hilariously Lewd Thing You'll Ever See
2/15/2012 - The Royal Wedding Barbie You Didn't Even Know You Needed
2/15/2012 - Teen Girl Forced to Stand on Busy Corner Holding an 'I Steal From My Family' Sign
2/15/2012 - Callista's Hair Is a Work of Art
2/15/2012 - The Dog Food Ad That Will Make You Misty-Eyed
2/15/2012 - Comment of the Day: Romney's Dog Speaks
2/15/2012 - Chelsea Handler Would Never Sleep With A Dwarf Because It'd Be 'Child Abuse'
2/15/2012 - Live-Action Version of
Lady and the Tramp
Is Adorable, Creepy
2/15/2012 - Olivia Wilde Wants You to Drive Safe While Singing Your Whitney Houston Tributes
2/15/2012 - Which College Majors Screw Over Women the Least?
2/15/2012 - Rick Santorum Launches Ad Featuring Something That Looks Like the Other Santorum
2/15/2012 - Four Ways to Tell If an Online Dater Is Lying
2/15/2012 - Victoria's Secret Says Kate Upton Will Never Walk In Its Fashion Show
2/15/2012 - Here's That Video of a Woman Giving Birth to Candy That You Didn't Ask For [NSFW-ish]
2/15/2012 - Actually, Birth Control's Pretty Expensive
2/15/2012 - Your Cleavage Is Guilty of 'Biological Sexual Harassment,' and Other Dumb Ideas
2/15/2012 - How Schools Can Help Moms Stay in Science
2/15/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
2/15/2012 - An Ex-Marine Explains Why Military Women Shouldn't 'Expect' to Be Raped
2/15/2012 - The Reason Why the
Teen Mom 2
Cast Have Shitty Lives
2/15/2012 - Worth It: An Electric Toothbrush for Your Face
2/15/2012 - Martha Stewart's Dog Has a Higher Standard of Living Than Most Human Children
2/15/2012 - TSA Agents Singling Out Sexy Women for Multiple Body Scans
2/15/2012 -
Pictures of Your Dick
: A Break-Up Ballad for the Modern Age
2/15/2012 - Mitt Romney's Abused Dog Might Have Run Away in Canada
2/15/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Whitney's Minions Cleaned Up the Cocaine Before Medics Arrived
2/15/2012 - Fashion Week's Black Market Ticket Trade
2/15/2012 - Office Romances Now Documented With Employer 'Love Contracts'
2/15/2012 - Oh God This Bulldog Adopted Piglets
2/15/2012 - Samantha Bee's Hilarious Response to the Women in the Military Debate
2/15/2012 - Diabolical Tabloid Recreates Whitney's Death With Sick Photoshoot
2/15/2012 -
Sports Illustrated
Models Look Better in Bikinis Than Actual Clothes
2/15/2012 - Relatively Inoffensive Ryanair Ads Banned for Being Offensive
2/15/2012 - Virginia Is Now Perilously Close to Criminalizing Abortion
2/15/2012 - In Case You Missed It, Amber Riley Killed 'I Will Always Love You' on
Glee
Last Night
2/15/2012 - A Warning to Whorish Girls That They'll Never Find a Husband
2/15/2012 - Whitney Houston Tastefully Reported to Be 'Worth More Dead Than Alive'
2/15/2012 - The Best Lipsticks for Long-Lasting Color and Possible Lead Poisoning
2/15/2012 - Unholy Matrimony: A Sheep Has Married a Deer in China
2/15/2012 - Sinus Infections Couldn't Care Less About Your Silly Antibiotics
2/15/2012 - Wiley Lesbian Couple Sabotages Divorce Contest
2/15/2012 - Uh Oh: Your Baby Can Understand More Than You Think
2/15/2012 - Proudly Unrepentant Abuser Chris Brown Tells Detractors to 'Fuck Off'
2/14/2012 - Florists Deliver A Total Shitshow Instead of Pretty Bouquets
2/14/2012 - Hilariously Cute Pekingese Takes Best in Show at Westminster
2/14/2012 - Empire State Building Hosts Its First Same Sex Weddings
2/14/2012 - Marc Jacobs, For the Bag-Lady Eccentric, Monied Old Lady in You
2/14/2012 - Feel the Love with Hollywood's Best 'I Love You' Moments
2/14/2012 - It's Not Too Late to Send Out Some Totally NSFW Valentines
2/14/2012 - Comment of the Day: Claw Hands, A Love Story
2/14/2012 - Courtney Love Claims Her Cat Was Killed By A Mountain Lion, Not Her Hoarding Problem
2/14/2012 - French Bulldog Cries to 'Someone Like You'
2/14/2012 - The Purity Bear is Back to Give You Valentine's Day Blue Balls
2/14/2012 - Dr. Ruth Has Your Valentine's Day Plans
2/14/2012 - Bristol Palin Solicits Friends via Craigslist, Offers Free Muffins
2/14/2012 - Dildos for Dudes: In Defense of Boy Toys
2/14/2012 - Clever Dude Proposes To Girlfriend Using Adorable Infographic
2/14/2012 - Queens Create Totally Awesome '80s Infomercial on
Drag Race
2/14/2012 - Barack Obama Thinks You Should Totally Get Her That Giant Stuffed Elephant
2/14/2012 - Elegant Updos and Classy Coats at the Westminster Dog Show
2/14/2012 - Miss Piggy Does The BAFTA Red Carpet, Gets to Kiss Jon Hamm
2/14/2012 - District to Become Slightly Less Homophobic in Wake of Teen Suicides
2/14/2012 - Dear Baby Daughter: On Valentine’s Day, A Few Things I Think You Should Know About Love
2/14/2012 - Woman Who Tweeted She'd Let Chris Brown Beat Her Inundated With Assault, Rape Threats
2/14/2012 - Whitney Houston's Baller Hearse
2/14/2012 - Underaged Models Getting Lots of Work During New York Fashion Week
2/14/2012 - Ridiculous School Bans Slang in Campaign to Incite Mockery
2/14/2012 - Sherri Shepherd Thinks Chris Brown Could Be a Role Model
2/14/2012 - My Mom Recaps
The Bachelor
: 'Too Much Kissing In One Day'
2/14/2012 - Why Ladies Like Pin-ups Too
2/14/2012 - How 'Conscience Clauses' Reinforce the Glass Ceiling
2/14/2012 - Sea Captain Dating Site Is Shockingly Legit
2/14/2012 - Proposed Law Requires All Teachers to Act Like Disney Characters at All Times
2/14/2012 - Whitney Houston's Former Bodyguard, Who Is Not Kevin Costner, Comes Forward
2/14/2012 - PETA Successfully Ruins Valentine's Day
2/14/2012 - Republicans Hilariously Divided Between Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum
2/14/2012 - I Spent a Year Watching Rom-Coms and This Is the Crap I Learned
2/14/2012 - Japan's Desperate Plea to Make Citizens Reproduce
2/14/2012 - College Dating Site Answers Urgent 'Which School is Hottest?' Question
2/14/2012 - Thanks to Catholic Church, 200 Suspected Child Molesters Are Roaming Free
2/14/2012 - Malaysia, Uzbekistan Go After Valentine's Day, Probably Hate Romance
2/14/2012 - The Restaurant Industry Treats Women Like Shit
2/14/2012 - Valentines for the Trashy TV Fan in Your Life
2/14/2012 - Taylor Swift Sings as World Burns in Dreary
Hunger Games
Video
2/14/2012 - Could There Be a Blood Test for Lasting Love?
2/14/2012 - This Time Rick Warren Is Late to the Birth Control Outrage Game
2/14/2012 - The Dress Is Lovely, But the Mutant Prong Hand Is the Stuff of Nightmares
2/14/2012 - Angelina Jolie Must Be Thrilled That Billy Bob Thornton is Making a Movie About Her
2/13/2012 - Newt Gingrich's Sexy Valentine's Day Plans Could Very Well Ruin Yours
2/13/2012 - Idiot Judge Decides to Dismiss Her Own Traffic Tickets, Destroys Her Life
2/13/2012 - A Romantic Way to Make Your Valentine's Day More Official
2/13/2012 - Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Was Robbed at Machete-Point
2/13/2012 - We See London, We See France, We See Kate Upton's Vulva, Practically.
2/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Teariest Water Show Ever
2/13/2012 - Whitney Houston's Body Is Being Flown Home on Tyler Perry's Private Jet
2/13/2012 - Prabal Gurung Gives Us Light and Dark and Death and Life (and Pretty Dresses)
2/13/2012 - Thieving Panda Is an Adorable Jerk
2/13/2012 - Adam Scott Perfectly Sums Up Our Feelings on Chris Brown
2/13/2012 - Abraham Lincoln Is an Action Hero
2/13/2012 - Internet Jokesters Redefine 'Romney' To Mean 'Shitting Oneself in Terror'
2/13/2012 - Swimmer Wins Race, Proposes on Medal Stand, Causes Hearts to Grow Three Sizes
2/13/2012 - Interior Designers Specializing in Divorced Men Will Inspire Next Romantic Comedy
2/13/2012 - Guess Which Presidential Candidate's Wife Loves Boring, Expensive Clothes?
2/13/2012 - Ann Coulter Thinks Barack Obama is like Flava Flav
2/13/2012 - Tavi Gevinson Sang Neil Young Last Night
2/13/2012 - Virginia School District Wants to Ban Kids From 'Cross-Gender Dressing'
2/13/2012 - Koalas Can Have Teddy Bears Too!
2/13/2012 - Women in the Military Should Just Expect to Be Raped, Says Fox News Asshole
2/13/2012 - Data Proves Moms Aren't Slackers at Work
2/13/2012 - How to Support Breast Cancer Research Without Supporting Komen
2/13/2012 - Washington State Officially Legalizes Gay Marriage
2/13/2012 - Meryl Streep Loses Shoe, Gets Totally Cinderella'd by Colin Firth
2/13/2012 - Catholic University Refuses to Remove Rape Survivor from Anti-Choice Listserv
2/13/2012 - Angelina Might Try to Get You to Care About Afghanistan Next
2/13/2012 - New Jersey Inches Closer to Marriage Equality
2/13/2012 - Christina Ricci, Golden Girl
2/13/2012 - Violent Lothario Chris Brown Spawns Worst Twitter Trend Ever
2/13/2012 - Justin Theroux's Pubes Make Their Debut
2/13/2012 - Nancy Brinker's Lavish Spending, Off-Putting Brittleness Puts Komen's Future in Jeopardy
2/13/2012 - Guys Stress About Work, While Women Worry About Everything Else
2/13/2012 - Kristen Wiig Looks So Pretty It's Not Even Funny
2/13/2012 - Is This Guy Adele's Infamous Ex-Boyfriend?
2/13/2012 - Marc Jacobs President Thinks A Lot About His Newborn Baby's Weight
2/13/2012 - Viola Davis Tries To Keep Things Under Wraps
2/13/2012 - A Celebrity's Death Really Brings Out the Jerks
2/13/2012 - Wunderkind Denise From P.S. 22 Gets Her Very Own Target Commercial
2/13/2012 - China Decides to Stops Giving Orphans the Last Names 'State' and 'Party'
2/13/2012 - The Zen Of Tilda
2/13/2012 - Sartorial Inanity Abounds on Grammys Red Carpet
2/13/2012 - Meet the Woman Behind the Controversial 'Baseball Boyfriend' App
2/13/2012 - All Hail The Streep
2/13/2012 - Parents Hilariously Outraged Over 'Vile' Male-Stripper Fundraiser
2/13/2012 - Science Solves the Perfect Ponytail Puzzle
2/13/2012 - Christina Hendricks Does Her Best Madame X
2/13/2012 - Santorum Meant to Say It's Ladies' Weakness, Not Emotions, That Keeps Them Out of Combat
2/13/2012 - Fountains Sync to
I Will Always Love You
in Moving Whitney Houston Tribute
2/13/2012 - Your Morning Slice Of Hamm
2/13/2012 - Online Dating Is Totally For Olds Now
2/13/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Woman Induces Labor So Her Dying Husband Can Meet His Baby
2/13/2012 - Whitney's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Also Found Unconscious in Hotel Bath
2/12/2012 - Watching This Puppy Get Rescued from a Drain Pipe Will Make You Jump for Joy
2/12/2012 - Your 2012 Grammy Award Winners
2/12/2012 - Lady Gaga Sucks the Life Out of Paul McCartney
2/12/2012 - Jennifer Hudson Delivers the Perfect Tribute to Whitney Houston
2/12/2012 - Adele Rocks the Grammys With 'Rolling in the Deep'
2/12/2012 - Half of Conservatives Are Now Against Breast Cancer Screenings
2/12/2012 - Jean Dujardin Sleeps With the Best of Them
2/12/2012 - Watch Adele's Incredibly Charming
60 Minutes
Interview
2/12/2012 - The Real Reason Adele's 'Someone Like You' Makes Us Weep
2/12/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: All Hail the Queen
2/12/2012 - Zooey Deschanel Hosts a Manic Pixie Dream Girl Contest
2/12/2012 - Don't Forget About the Grammys Tonight at 8
2/12/2012 - The Whitney Houston Rainy Day Filmography
2/12/2012 - Thigh Got the Stuff that You Want
2/12/2012 - Some Parents in Queens Think Vaccinations Are Only for Heathen Children
2/12/2012 - Whitney Houston's Most Famous Moments
2/12/2012 - Muslim Women Give the Voting Finger
2/12/2012 - Exploitative DJ Turns His Poor Dog into a Record-Spinning Puppet
2/12/2012 - Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Rushed to Hospital
2/12/2012 - Gross Billboard Ensures that No One Will Drink Its Gross Vodka
2/12/2012 - Falklands Newspaper Bitchily Calls Argentina’s President a Bitch
2/12/2012 - Did Ray-J and Whitney Houston Quarrel Before Her Death?
2/12/2012 - Lady Neo-Nazis Shattering the Glass Ceiling of Awfulness
2/12/2012 - Simon Cowell Mourns the Loss of Potentially Awesome
X-Factor
Judge
2/12/2012 - Westminster Dog Show Officials Think Sad, Mongrel Dogs Are a Total Bummer
2/12/2012 - Whitney Houston Will Be Missed
2/12/2012 - Details of Whitney's Death Emerge: Xanax and Alcohol May Be to Blame
2/11/2012 - Whitney Houston is Dead at 48 [UPDATED]
2/11/2012 - Saturday Night Social
2/11/2012 - Don't You Wish Obama Was Your Basketball Coach, Too?
2/11/2012 - This Dog Is Ready for the Catwalk
2/11/2012 - What Is the Point of Nail Art?
2/11/2012 - How Come Women's Urinals Haven't Caught On?
2/11/2012 - Ex-Victoria's Secret Model Left Company for Husband, God, and Girls
2/11/2012 - My Sex Number Is One (And He's My Husband)
2/11/2012 - Meryl Streep Says Guys Don't Identify With Lady Characters
2/11/2012 - SF Cops Join 'It Gets Better' Video Campaign
2/11/2012 - New App Reveals that Ice T Loves Himself
2/11/2012 - Bishops Still Sulking Over Birth Control Coverage
2/11/2012 - Is Macaulay Culkin Okay?
2/10/2012 - Whitney Houston Is Dead at 48 [UPDATED]
2/10/2012 - Are These the First Pictures of Blue Ivy Carter?
2/10/2012 - See the Triumphant Return of the 'Super Bass' Girls (Now With Original Lyrics)
2/10/2012 - Khloe Kardashian Takes a Ride in the Kotex Mobile
2/10/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
2/10/2012 - The Night Belongs To Chloe Grace Moretz
2/10/2012 - WTF Happened To Whitney Houston the Other Night?
2/10/2012 - Margaret Cho to Karl Lagerfeld: Fuck You and Your Fucking Glasses
2/10/2012 - Sometimes, Love Falls on You
2/10/2012 - Genius Chimp Is Smarter Than You With Your Dumb Human Brain
2/10/2012 - FreeCreditScore.com Folks Want Nothing To Do With Courtney Stodden, Thank You Very Much
2/10/2012 - Ex-Komen Exec Predictably Claims Planned Parenthood Betrayed Her
2/10/2012 - If The Millionaire Matchmaker Also Had Real Estate Listings, This Is What You'd Get
2/10/2012 - TGIF!
2/10/2012 - What Guys Think About the Hair Down There
2/10/2012 - STD Website Just Like Facebook, if Facebook Accused You of Having an STD
2/10/2012 - It's Sick That Vinny Is Considered the 'Nice One'
2/10/2012 - Has Your Cat Infected You With a Mind-Controlling Parasite? Probably.
2/10/2012 - Why in the World Would Kanye Return to Fashion Week?
2/10/2012 - The Shippers: Television's Most Romance-Obsessed Fans
2/10/2012 - Michelle Obama Did Not Spend $50k on Fancy Lingerie After All
2/10/2012 - Obama's Birth Control Compromise Is Actually Pretty Good
2/10/2012 -
Think Like a Man
, Dress Like a Mess
2/10/2012 - The Couple That Talks Together Stays Together
2/10/2012 - Brave Girl Kicks and Screams to Save Herself From Being Kidnapped
2/10/2012 - Rick Santorum Says Women Aren't Fit for Combat Because They're Just So Emotional
2/10/2012 - Steve Carrell Has Three Weeks to Live and He's Gonna Spend Them With Keira Knightley
2/10/2012 - Doting Father Discovers Daughter's Facebook Rant, Pumps Her Laptop Full of Bullets
2/10/2012 - Obama to Announce Birth-Control Compromise That Satisfies No One
2/10/2012 - How Badly Do You Want to Work at Home?
2/10/2012 - Recovering Bulimic Lady Gaga is Sick of the Diet Wars
2/9/2012 - Make Your Engagement Extra Special by Proposing at Pizza Hut
2/9/2012 - Terrible Judge Says Woman Fired Over Pumping Breast Milk Wasn't Discriminated Against
2/9/2012 - An Awkward Moment with Lindsay Lohan, Woody Allen, and Soon-Yi
2/9/2012 - Amazing Little Girl Can Give Better Directions Than Any GPS
2/9/2012 - Republican Politician Offers a Heartwarming Defense of Gay Marriage
2/9/2012 - Comment of the Day: A Union Divided Might Actually Be Awesome
2/9/2012 - Gwyneth Paltrow Goes All Out For Blue Ivy's Baby Gift
2/9/2012 - RuPaul in 'Dragton Abbey'
2/9/2012 - Is Taylor Armstrong Tweeting Compliments to Herself?
2/9/2012 - Max Azria Would Like To See You In Color-Blocked Caftans This Fall
2/9/2012 - Breasts Make Excellent Puppets [NSFW]
2/9/2012 - Catholic Bishops Want Every Business Including Taco Bell to Be Free to Deny Birth Control Coverage
2/9/2012 - Baby Bear and Wolf Cub are The Cutest Best Friends You'll Ever See
2/9/2012 - Kansas and Oklahoma Battle to See Which State is Considering Crappier Abortion Restrictions
2/9/2012 - Do You Keep Underwear In Your Purse?
2/9/2012 - Some Cranky Guy at CPAC Says Rachel Maddow is Best Argument in Favor of Contraception
2/9/2012 -
Bridesmaids
Is Still Breaking Records and Raking in Cash
2/9/2012 - Surprising Number of Married People Spice Up Sex Lives With Public Spanking
2/9/2012 - Cupcakes Are Ruining Everything
2/9/2012 - School District Celebrates Black History Month With Boys-Only Movie Day
2/9/2012 - America-Loving Lawmaker Wants to Change Name of Gulf of Mexico
2/9/2012 -
Downton Abbey
's O'Brien Is a Total Babe
2/9/2012 - Is Your Doctor a Big Fat Liar?
2/9/2012 - Misguided Idiot in Black Face Asks BYU Students About Black History
2/9/2012 - How to Act at Someone Else's Church
2/9/2012 - Top Modeling Agency Says 14 Is Not Too Young For The Runway
2/9/2012 -
The Artist's
Jean Dujardin To Be Cast as Villain in Every Movie
2/9/2012 - For Low-Income Couples, Moving Out Doesn't Always Mean Breaking Up
2/9/2012 - Ladymags Are Dying, But
Domino
Is Returning From the Grave
2/9/2012 - Lana Del Rey Meets with Fans, Reminds Us She Is Probably a Very Nice Human Being
2/9/2012 - Ballet Dancer Fired for Daring to Acknowledge Pressure to be Thin
2/9/2012 - Fashion Week Begins, and Lindsay Lohan Is a Stain on the Red Carpet
2/9/2012 - Teens Are Less Harlot-y Than Ever
2/9/2012 - Classy
New York Post
Prosecutes Kelly Rape Accuser
2/9/2012 - Victoria Secret Model Hangs Up Angel Wings to Get Closer to God
2/9/2012 - Chelsea Handler Had an Abortion at 16 and Zero Regrets
2/9/2012 - Komen CEO Really Sad That Everyone's Mad at Her
2/9/2012 - Program Matches Adorable Shelter Pets With Their Perfect Owners
2/9/2012 - Older Ladies Are Having Sex, But They're Shy About Condoms
2/9/2012 - Rick Santorum Raised Terrifying $1 Million in 24 Hours
2/9/2012 - A Handy Tool to Keep You From Sleeping With Your Cousin
2/9/2012 - Adele Doesn’t Give a Fat Fuck What Karl Lagerfeld Thinks About Her Body
2/8/2012 - Your Phone Could Be Your Therapist
2/8/2012 - New Smell-vertising Technology Will Make Public Spaces Even More Unpleasant
2/8/2012 - Mom Could Go to Jail For Keeping Kids Away From Drug-Dealer Dad
2/8/2012 - Mitt Romney Profits Handsomely from Premarital Fucking
2/8/2012 - Woman Gives Birth to the Biggest Baby in the Chinese History
2/8/2012 - Comment of the Day: Kanye Solves Our Santorum Problem
2/8/2012 - Courteney Cox Says She Hasn't Had Sex in a Year
2/8/2012 - Dating Advice You Never Wanted: How to Snag a Wall Street Man
2/8/2012 - Ice T Wants You To Conduct a Dick Test
2/8/2012 - The Dramatic Reenactment of a Tween's Facebook Wall That We've All Been Waiting For
2/8/2012 - The Weight-Loss Drug That Wasn't
2/8/2012 - There Are No Genitals On
Garage
Magazine's New Cover
2/8/2012 - Judge Prescribes Bowling and Red Lobster as Remedy for Domestic Violence
2/8/2012 - Come Sunday, Adele Will Win
All
the Grammys
2/8/2012 - Jesus-Barbie Can Do
Anything
(Except Be President)
2/8/2012 - Woman Gets Hug From King Penguin, Reaches Kristen Bell Level of Happiness
2/8/2012 - Exercise Video Behemoth Considering Pulling Support from Komen
2/8/2012 - Did Libyan Video of a Journalist's Rape Get Posted on YouTube? [Warning: Graphic Images]
2/8/2012 - Worth It: Sometimes I Cook Slow, Sometimes I Cook Quick
2/8/2012 - Why Do Men Love 'Barely Legal' Porn?
2/8/2012 - Karen Handel Goes on Fox News to Confirm Why We Should Stop Supporting Komen
2/8/2012 - Zooey Deschanel's Bangs Star in
Saturday Night Live
Promos
2/8/2012 - Abortion-Seekers in Texas Must Look at Sonogram, as if They Didn't Already Know What Was in There
2/8/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Is Very Sorry He Called Adele Fat
2/8/2012 - Chickens Join People on the List of Things Werner Herzog Has Disdain For
2/8/2012 - Happy Hump Day!
2/8/2012 - Ellen Sticks it to One Million Moms: 'My Haters Are My Motivators'
2/8/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Courtney the Evil Succubus Maneater Will Devour
Bachelor
Ben
2/8/2012 - French Concern-Trolls Claim Sex Toys Are the Same as Porn
2/8/2012 - Where Do These Teen Moms Find the Time for Sex & Eye Makeup?
2/8/2012 - Nobody Is Buying Ladymags These Days
2/8/2012 - On the Anniversary of Her Death, Anna Nicole Smith Is Still Around
2/8/2012 - Rick Santorum's Three Primary Wins Last Night: Hilarious or Terrifying?
2/8/2012 - When It Comes to Breakfast, Scientists Say You Can Have Your Cake and Eat It Too
2/8/2012 - School Gives 13-Year-Old Girls Birth Control Implants; Parents Apoplectic
2/8/2012 - Here's That New Nonsensical Courtney Stodden Commercial You Didn't Ask For
2/8/2012 - Air Marshals: The Assholes of the Sky
2/8/2012 - Two More Accused in Horrible 'Semen Tasting' Scandal
2/8/2012 - Honey Boo Boo Child and Her Go-Go Juice Take
Good Morning America
2/8/2012 - Romance Contest Fine With Werewolves, but Gay People Are 'Just Too Much'
2/8/2012 - Watch Michelle Obama Wipe the White House Floor With Jimmy Fallon
2/8/2012 - Surely You Can Find an Excuse for a Therapy Penguin
2/8/2012 - The National Education Association Rejects Sasha Grey's Dirty Sexy Money
2/7/2012 - Bread: Another Food That Is Trying to Kill You
2/7/2012 - Kid's Hilarious Valentine Totally Nails the Parent-Child Relationship
2/7/2012 - Manhattan DA Will Not Charge Greg Kelly With Rape
2/7/2012 - Florence Green, the Last Surviving WWI Veteran, Has Died at 110
2/7/2012 - NBC Snubs Miss Deaf America During Super Bowl Broadcast
2/7/2012 - Comment of the Day: Get Ready to Celebrate 'White People's Day'
2/7/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Says She's Really Into 'Laser Porn'
2/7/2012 - Adorable Baby Loves Money and Nothing Else
2/7/2012 - ESPN Creates Special Place for People to Complain about Female Sports Commentators
2/7/2012 - Lily Allen Wants You to Know That She Is
Not
a Motivational Speaker
2/7/2012 - Design Experts Weigh In on the 'Trite, Predictable' 2012 Campaign Logos
2/7/2012 - Spoon-Feeding Your Baby Will Probably Make Her Fat and Ruin Her Life
2/7/2012 - Rick Santorum Pines for the Good Ol' Days of Unsafe Back Alley Abortions
2/7/2012 - Airport Yoga Studios Might Bring a Little Zen to Your Hectic Travels
2/7/2012 - Can Killer Whales Be Slaves?
2/7/2012 - University Scandalizes Everyone With Whorish Plan B Vending Machine
2/7/2012 - Don't You Want to Go Out With This Slug Now?
2/7/2012 - Black Model Little More Than a Prop in Scottish Catalog
2/7/2012 - Some of Taylor Armstrong's Abuse Allegations Just Don't Add Up
2/7/2012 - Relax, Everyone: President Obama's Not Going to Cave on Birth Control Requirement
2/7/2012 - For How Many Seconds, Exactly, Can You Leave Your Baby Alone?
2/7/2012 - Art's Classic Nudes Get a Photoshop Slim-Down
2/7/2012 - Muscle Leggings Prove Fashion Is More Than Skin Deep
2/7/2012 - Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks 'Every Sperm is Sacred' Clause to Oklahoma's Personhood Bill
2/7/2012 - Exploitative Fashion Folks Beware: The Model Alliance Has Launched
2/7/2012 - Woman Sues New York City for $900 Trillion
2/7/2012 - TV Shows Reference Each Other In One Endless Loop
2/7/2012 - Young People Totally Think They're Infertile
2/7/2012 - You Can Train Yourself to Flip the Bird More Quickly
2/7/2012 - Mitt Romney Agrees with Susan G. Komen's Incredibly Stupid Decision
2/7/2012 -
Drag Race
Queens Throw Down in the Wrestling Ring
2/7/2012 - 'Semen Tasting' School Replaces Entire Staff
2/7/2012 - Appeals Court Strikes Down California's Bigoted, Pointless Gay-Marriage Ban
2/7/2012 - Girly Lego Sucks, But It's Selling Like Hotcakes
2/7/2012 - Watch Lana Del Rey's
Hunger Games
2/7/2012 - You'd Think It Was a Funeral and Not an Awards Event
2/7/2012 - Nicki Minaj Is the Latest Star to Worship at the Altar of Marilyn Monroe
2/7/2012 - Just How Bad Is Child Abuse in America? Very.
2/7/2012 - Michele Bachmann Is Perfect, Says Michele Bachmann
2/7/2012 - Adorable Tiger Would Like to Borrow Your Slippers
2/7/2012 - Noted Liar Karen Handel Defensively Resigns From Komen
2/7/2012 - See 20-Year-Old Sid Vicious' List of Reasons Why Nancy's the Best
2/7/2012 - Don't You Go Trying to Speak Your Native American Language in Our Schools!
2/7/2012 - Iran Sends Bart Simpson to the Same Dark Prison Cell as Barbie
2/7/2012 - Worst Day at Work Ever: Real Estate Agent Walks Into House and Finds a Corpse
2/7/2012 - Chris Brown to Celebrate Abuse Anniversary by Performing at the Grammys
2/6/2012 - Arizona Politician Proposes a Special Holiday for White People
2/6/2012 - The Very Best Hat for a Breast-Feeding Baby
2/6/2012 - Jean Dujardin Snuggles Right Up With George Clooney
2/6/2012 - Brandy and Monica Finally Release a Follow-Up to 'The Boy Is Mine'
2/6/2012 - Spanking Your Kids Doesn't Work
2/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: What Planned Parenthood Can Teach Us
2/6/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Says Adele Is 'A Little Too Fat'
2/6/2012 - The Karate Rap Is Awesomely 80's, Awesomely Terrible
2/6/2012 - David Hasselhoff Is Chilling with a Wombat
2/6/2012 - Overbearing Parents Helicoptering Way Into Adult Children's Offices
2/6/2012 - Dating Survey Reveals Republicans Care About Money; Democrats Care About Sex
2/6/2012 - Another School Protests Against Gross Bros
2/6/2012 - Meet Harvey Dent, The Kitten With Two Faces
2/6/2012 - Excluded Kids Get Less Exercise, and Other Non-Shocking Revelations
2/6/2012 - The Ladymag Labor System is Fucked
2/6/2012 - Give Your Beloved a Cockroach for Valentine's Day
2/6/2012 - This Is The Real Face (and Chest) of Breast Cancer
2/6/2012 - Asshole Couple Buys Out Entire Jason Wu for Target Line In Miami, Tells You to Deal With It
2/6/2012 - Rick Santorum, Health Expert, Touts Made Up Link Between Breast Cancer and Abortions
2/6/2012 - Makeup Tips From a Drag Queen: How to Get a 'Natural' Look
2/6/2012 - Untrained Nurses Are Another Obstacle to Ever Prosecuting Rapists
2/6/2012 - Another Congressional Dumbass Thinks The Onion is Real
2/6/2012 - Romanian 'Model' With 20-Inch Waist A Fave of Pro-Ana Porn Site
2/6/2012 - Captain Picard Speaks Out Against Domestic Violence
2/6/2012 - Ten Lady Innovators Best Buy Could've Put in Its Super Bowl Ad
2/6/2012 - Ron Paul Generously Offers Victims of 'Honest Rape' the Right to Abortion
2/6/2012 - Komen Posts Job Listing for Position That Looks Suspiciously Like Karen Handel's
2/6/2012 - Worth It: A Homeopathic Pain Reliever That Actually Works
2/6/2012 - Meet Wiig Del Rey, Who's Got a Message for the Haters
2/6/2012 - The Super Bowl Ads Most Loathed by the Ladies
2/6/2012 - Watch Gisele Bündchen's Post-Super Bowl Mini-Rant
2/6/2012 - U.S. Senate Hopeful Wants You to Know That a Vote for Him Is Not a Vote for the Chinese
2/6/2012 - Lady Mary Is the Marcia to Lady Edith's Jan Brady
2/6/2012 - 'My Pussy Feels Like Jesus' in the Running for Best Song of All Time
2/6/2012 - JFK Memoir or Bad Erotic Fiction?
2/6/2012 - Why Hasn't Anyone at Komen Resigned Yet?
2/6/2012 - Already Horrifying 'Semen Tasting' Scandal Worsens After 2nd Teacher Is Arrested
2/6/2012 - 16-Year-Old Girl Sends MIT Admission Letter on a Jaunty Space Mission
2/6/2012 - Madonna's Greco-Roman Cheerleader Extravaganza Gets the Thumbs Up
2/6/2012 - And Now, a Tender Moment Between a Sad Quarterback and a Brazilian Supermodel
2/6/2012 - Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense
2/5/2012 - Sunday Ride Into the Sunset: Consider the
Little Giants
2/5/2012 - Super Bowl Poison-Picking
2/5/2012 - Do Big Cats Purr As They Snuggle You to Death?
2/5/2012 - The Bissell Kitty Halftime Show Was an Acid Trip of Kitty
2/5/2012 - Jason Segel Thought There Would Be More Pudding
2/5/2012 - I Get Thigh With a Little Help From My Friends
2/5/2012 - Sheryl Sandberg Thinks Women Need to Pick Themselves Up by Their Bootstraps
2/5/2012 - Medical Registry and Lab Sued After Hiring Models to Sexify Bone Marrow Donations
2/5/2012 - Guy Fieri Will Ruin Your Super Bowl Party with Toilet Snacks
2/5/2012 - Pew Research Determines Love Is Dying in America
2/5/2012 - Syrian Violence Leaving Permanent Scars
2/5/2012 - The Catholic Church Really Doesn’t Want to Pay for Your Magdalene Pills
2/5/2012 - Hopping Dog Referees Ping-Pong Match
2/5/2012 - Super Bowl Ads Reveal that Cats Are Being Unfairly Marginalized
2/5/2012 - Rhodes Trust Confirms Slightly Less Mysterious Suspension of Yale Quarterback’s Candidacy
2/5/2012 - Madonna Is Nonplussed By Indiana
2/5/2012 - Demi Moore Sneaks into Utah Rehab Center
2/4/2012 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
2/4/2012 - Saturday Night Social
2/4/2012 - Courtney Love's Alter Ego Twitter Accounts Don't Get Along
2/4/2012 - Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight
2/4/2012 - Antoine Dodson Makes His Highly Anticipated Slow Jam Debut
2/4/2012 - Report: Ninety Percent of Chinese Gay Men Marry 'Suffering' Women
2/4/2012 - Komen's Planned Parenthood Strategy Secretly Devised by Ultra-Conservative Pundit
2/4/2012 - Once Upon a Time, the Color Blue Was Permissable for Baby Girls
2/4/2012 - For the Love of Quad
2/4/2012 - What Awful Things Happened in Syria Last Night?
2/4/2012 - Does Queen Elizabeth Keep a Jacked-Up Spitting Cup in Her Purse?
2/4/2012 - Your Saturday Cry: A Teen Girl's Eye-Drenching Testimony for Marriage Equality
2/4/2012 - Drake's Alleged Ex Files Not-So-Romantic Lawsuit
2/3/2012 - Daniel Radcliffe Admits He Was Often Drunk When Filming
Harry Potter
2/3/2012 - RuPaul Lets Us Know the Difference Between Dressing in Drag and Dressing Like a Woman
2/3/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
2/3/2012 - The Night Belongs to Gertrude Stein
2/3/2012 - How to Make Easy, Fast, Foolproof Bread from Scratch
2/3/2012 - Mario Lopez's Dog Is a Total Douche Bag
2/3/2012 - The Complete Guide to the Susan G. Komen Debacle
2/3/2012 - A Very Scientific Scale of Happiness
2/3/2012 - Things I Have Done Alone
2/3/2012 - Watch the New Madonna Video Featuring M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj
2/3/2012 - TGIF!
2/3/2012 - Susan G. Komen's Downfall, by the Numbers
2/3/2012 - Worth It: Take Your Hair to the Beach
2/3/2012 - Pinterest Succeeds by Giving Ladies What They Want
2/3/2012 - I Hate My Tramp Stamp
2/3/2012 - Don't Call Me Babe
2/3/2012 - How to Mark Your Territory With Urine
2/3/2012 - Human Growth Hormone Is Hollywood's New Botox for Dudes
2/3/2012 - Linda Evangelista Speaks Out About That Scandalous Paternity Lawsuit
2/3/2012 - Pledge Sues Sorority for Making Her Pee Her Pants
2/3/2012 - Komen Halted Funding for $12 Million in Stem Cell Research Like We Wouldn't Notice [UPDATED]
2/3/2012 - Introducing Jezebel's 2012 Monthly Apocalypse Index
2/3/2012 - I Sold My Panties Online, and My Mom Found Out
2/3/2012 - Why Doesn't Facebook Have Any Women on Its Board?
2/3/2012 - The Online Dating Data Dump
2/3/2012 - Snooki's UTI Was From Anal Sex, and Other Things You Didn't Need to Know About Her Genitals
2/3/2012 - Komen Reverses Decision on Planned Parenthood Funding, Is Still Likely Full of Shit
2/3/2012 - An Accounting of Komen's Impressive Financial Hypocrisy
2/3/2012 - Geniuses at Time Warner Cable Offering 'Ryan Gosling On Demand'
2/3/2012 - Let's Compare the First Ladies of the Super Bowl
2/3/2012 - Science Uncovers Genes Governing Male and Female Behaviors
2/3/2012 - Fifth-Graders Destroy Our Faith in Humanity by Playing 'Rape Tag'
2/3/2012 - Tiny Baby Is a Ping Pong Wizard
2/3/2012 - Roseanne Barr Announces She'll Be Your Next President
2/3/2012 - A Penis Enlargement Technique That Works—And Is Only Kind of Terrifying
2/2/2012 - Watch Telaflora's Super Sexist Super Bowl Ad
2/2/2012 - The Bible Says Teachers Don't Deserve Decent Salaries, According to One Horrible Politician
2/2/2012 - Dirty Diaper Forces Plane to Make Emergency Landing
2/2/2012 - The Best Thing to Drink While Watching
The Princess Bride
2/2/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Sun'll Come Out, Tomorrow
2/2/2012 - Octavia Spencer Fires Back Against the Media Who Won't Shut Up About Her Weight
2/2/2012 - Watch Every Overhead Shot from a Wes Anderson Movie in One Beautiful Supercut
2/2/2012 - Let's Speculate on What Gwyneth Paltrow's Dog Is Barking At
2/2/2012 - A Rape Joke That Will Actually Make You Laugh
2/2/2012 - Dorky Teacher Slays Student In Rap Battle
2/2/2012 - Guys Get More Generous When Sexy Ladies Are Around
2/2/2012 - Top Komen Official Threatens to Resign Over Charity's Pandering, Lying
2/2/2012 - TLC Rolls Out
Another
Stockpiling Show With
My Crazy Obsession
2/2/2012 - Breast-Cancer Survivor Andrea Mitchell Takes Komen CEO to Task
2/2/2012 - Woman Upset By Elizabeth Arden's Crappy Free Gift
2/2/2012 - Gosling Fans, a Limited Edition
Drive
Print Will Totally Sex Up Your Apartment
2/2/2012 - How to Chat Online Without Being a Jerk
2/2/2012 - Smart Toddler Corrects Important 'Tiger Bread' Oversight
2/2/2012 - Susan G. Komen's Public Relations Nightmare
2/2/2012 - L.L. Bean Recreates the Magic of Old Catalogs with the Magic of Photoshop
2/2/2012 - Is Sugar the Next Booze?
2/2/2012 - Mayor Bloomberg to Donate $250K to Planned Parenthood Because of Komen Jackassery
2/2/2012 - Righteous Pranksters Hack Komen Foundation's Website
2/2/2012 - Two Sisters, One Guy, Urine, and Pliers Form Awful Menage a WTF
2/2/2012 - So Courtney Love (Accidentally?) Killed Frances Bean Cobain's Cat. And Dog.
2/2/2012 - In NYPD Custody, Trans People Get Chained to Fences and Poles
2/2/2012 - Dude in Subway Sings Stunningly Beautiful Version of
Someone Like You
2/2/2012 - Why Is It Okay to Ask Me Why I'm Single?
2/2/2012 - Squished Spleen Alert: Octavia Spencer Wears Three Pairs of Spanx
2/2/2012 - Meet the Komen Exec Behind the Planned Parenthood Defunding
2/2/2012 - Unpaid Intern Sues
Harper's Bazaar
for Alleged Labor Law Violations
2/2/2012 - Shocking Study Reveals Men Care About Marriage, Babies
2/2/2012 - We Fully Intend to Watch Kerry Washington in New Shonda Rhimes Show
2/2/2012 - Hollywood Probably Won't Get Linda Lovelace's Story Right
2/2/2012 - Meet the Cheerleader Who Can Dead Lift Over 250 Pounds
2/2/2012 - Teen Harlotry Leads Catholic School to Ban Skirts from Uniform
2/2/2012 - Facebook Will Only Make You Hate Yourself More
2/2/2012 - College Hosts Valentine's Day Contest; No Lesbians Need Apply [Update: They Caved!]
2/2/2012 - At J. Crew, the Model and the Hair are Sold Separately
2/2/2012 - French Parenting Techniques Are the Only Way to Save American Monster Children
2/2/2012 - Millionaire Adopts His Girlfriend for the Sleaziest Possible Reason
2/2/2012 - Concerned Moms Hate Ellen DeGeneres For Being Openly Awesome
2/1/2012 - Do Women Really Lose Interest in Sex Over Time?
2/1/2012 - JWoww Is Tall, Snooki Is Small
2/1/2012 - Michelle Obama Reveals the President Is Kind of Freaking Out About Malia Dating
2/1/2012 - Researchers Discover the Most Annoying Tweet in the World
2/1/2012 - Your Big Mac Just Got a Little Bit Less Disgusting
2/1/2012 - Comment of the Day: An Invitation We Cannot Refuse
2/1/2012 - Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Takes Baths in the Tub With Her Kids
2/1/2012 - An Old Jezebel Foe Is Now on Twitter
2/1/2012 - Creepily Enthusiastic Maryland Teen Asks Legislators to Outlaw Gay Marriage for Her Birthday
2/1/2012 -
Food On My Dog
Is the Most Wonderful Thing on the Internet Today
2/1/2012 - Minnesota Giltterbombs the Shit out of Mitt Romney
2/1/2012 - Worth It: Coffee Strong Enough for the Extreme Caffeinator
2/1/2012 - Lad Mag Suggests Guys Get Rapey, Because Odds Are in Their Favor
2/1/2012 - Hear Tavi Gevinson Sing Neil Young
2/1/2012 - How the Susan G. Komen Foundation Lost Its Way
2/1/2012 - RuPaul: The Man Behind the Queen
2/1/2012 - Hoppy Hump Day!
2/1/2012 -
Sorority Girls
: America's Greek System Is Ready to Invade and Conquer Britain
2/1/2012 - The Most Disgusting Fucking Dress Ever Sent Down a Runway
2/1/2012 - A Friendly Reminder From Notre Dame: Gandhi Hated Birth Control
2/1/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Details of Demi's Demented, Druggy Downfall
2/1/2012 - Exercise Keeps Your Cells From Turning Into Hoarders
2/1/2012 - Joan Rivers Gets Stoned
2/1/2012 - Florida Women Remember That Newt Gingrich is a Dick
2/1/2012 - Loving Father Wants Daughter Institutionalized Because She's Transgender
2/1/2012 - When Is French
Elle
Going To Put a Black Woman on a Cover?
2/1/2012 - An Apt Musical for the Age of Information Overload
2/1/2012 - Susan G. Komen Foundation Begins Backpedaling for the Cure
2/1/2012 - Genius Dog Saves Owner's Life With Heroic Phone-Grabbing Trick
2/1/2012 - World's Worst Teacher Is Arrested for Semen 'Tasting Game'
2/1/2012 - Jenelle Evans' Reefer Madness
2/1/2012 - Major Birth Control Recall Just in Time For Valentine's Day
2/1/2012 - Testosterone Turns Ladies Into, Ahem, Egocentric Jerks
2/1/2012 - Dr. Oz Gives His Audience No Choice But to Admit They're Fat
2/1/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Dad Comes Home From Afghanistan and Surprises His Daughter on Her Birthday
2/1/2012 - Daniel Radcliffe Likes Your Hairy Potter