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12/31/2012 - More Women Are Binge Drinkers, Maybe

12/31/2012 - Let’s All Pee in the Face of the Dreaded New Year’s Day Hangover by Getting Super Wasted

12/31/2012 - From Hangover Food to Hoppin John: Share Your New Years Recipes

12/31/2012 - R.I.P. Whitney, Phyllis, Nora, and Etta—We Lost Some Treasures in 2012

12/31/2012 - Dr. Ruth Recommends a Midnight Spanking

12/31/2012 - Let's Face It—You Are Not Following Through on Any of This 'Resolution' Shit

12/31/2012 - Scarlett Johansson: Having Kids and Getting Married 'Has No Relevance to Me Right Now.'

12/31/2012 - Facebook Has Ruined Love (or At Least Fucked It Up a Lot)

12/31/2012 - Factory Fires and Massive Protests, Or, the Year In Fashion Disasters

12/31/2012 - Dear Kimye, Please Let Us Name Your Baby

12/31/2012 - Have You Played the Hilariously Offensive Game 'Cards Against Humanity'?

12/31/2012 - So, Where Have All the Middle-earth Ladies Run Off To?

12/31/2012 - It's Time to Be a Better Person: What Are Your New Year's Resolutions?

12/31/2012 - ‘Doin’ It’ in Downton Abbey: A Guide to DTA Erotica

12/31/2012 - There's a Grindr for Backpackers called 'Travel Hotties'

12/31/2012 - Fiat Mom Raps About Sticky Furniture, Faking Orgasms and Her Sweet Ride

12/31/2012 - Azealia Banks Feels She Has Received "Too Much Attention" From the "Fickle" Fashion Industry

12/31/2012 - A Year of Britney Spears' Tortured Red Carpet Faces

12/31/2012 - Hillary Clinton Is Recovering Just Fine From Her Blood Clot Scare

12/31/2012 - Lady Gaga's Tour to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions

12/31/2012 - Spanish Moms Pose Semi-Nude for a Calendar to Raise Money to Pay for Their Kids’ School Bus

12/31/2012 - New Jersey Teen Gets Arrested for Doodling 'What Appeared to Be Weapons'

12/31/2012 - Defining Hipster Racism and a Journey to America's Rape Capital: All the Best of Jezebel This Year

12/31/2012 - Important Questions Answered: Is Belgium Still the Chocolate Capital of the World?

12/31/2012 - Valet Identifies Actress As 'Fat' On Parking Ticket

12/31/2012 - Don't Worry, We've Got Your NYE Look on Lock: Unicorn Eyelashes

12/31/2012 - Don't You Hate Peaceful Me-Time at a Cafe? Meet Creepy Coffee Shop Guy!

12/31/2012 - Here's Kanye West Blurting Out That Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Without Asking Her if It Was Cool First

12/31/2012 - Kim Kardashian Pregnant with Kanye West's Baby, Ray J. Issues His Condolences

12/30/2012 - Everyone Breaks Up Over the Holidays: 'Dear John' Letters From Literary Greats

12/30/2012 - Asshole Dumps Severely Sick Puppies Down Six-Foot Window Well, Ruins Christmas

12/30/2012 - Americans Officially Don't Care About the War in Afghanistan Anymore

12/30/2012 - This Bat Embryo Is the Craziest Thing We've Ever Seen (and We've Seen Hulk Hogan's Crazy-Ass Sex Tape)

12/30/2012 - Nooooo: Hillary Clinton Hospitalized with Blood Clot Following Concussion

12/30/2012 - Convention Season Is Coming: Here's How to Talk to Women Cosplayers

12/30/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: R.I.P., Rita Levi-Montalcini

12/30/2012 - Rival German Politician Says Angela Merkel Has It Super Easy Because She’s a Woman

12/30/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence Would Much Rather Watch Abby Lee Miller Yell at Preteen Girls Than Go Clubbing

12/30/2012 - An Awful Lot of Indian Lawmakers Face Rape Charges Themselves

12/30/2012 - A Path of Total Annthighilation

12/30/2012 - Lady Investors Are Rare, Suggests Lady Investor, Because Women Worry Investing Might ‘Bankrupt’ Their Femininity

12/30/2012 - Missing Los Angeles Toddler Found in Kentucky Being Pushed in a Stroller without a Winter Coat

12/30/2012 - Next Year, Be Sure to Ask Your Holiday Gifting Demigod for a Bag O’ Puppies

12/30/2012 - POTUS Would Very Much Appreciate It If Illinois Legalized Same-Sex Marriage

12/30/2012 - 2012: The Year Augusta's Outdated Barriers to Women Finally Fell

12/30/2012 - Suddenly, Your New Year’s Plans Don’t Seem So Awesome without Popsicles and Facepaint

12/30/2012 - Federal Appeals Court Frustratingly Blocks Contraceptive Mandate in Illinois Case

12/30/2012 - Extremely Gross ‘Two-Finger Test’ in India Still Apparently Counts as Admissible Evidence in Rape Cases

12/30/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Flies All the Way to Merry England Just to Crush on Max George

12/30/2012 - They Still Have Rights: The Search for Humanity and Justice for Sex Workers

12/29/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Mary Tyler Moore

12/29/2012 - Dax Shepard and Pregnant Kristen Bell Commit To Matching Holiday Sweaters

12/29/2012 - Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Signs Extensive Anti-Choice Bill Into Law

12/29/2012 - The World's Tallest Teen Girl, Elisany Silva, Has a 5'4" Boyfriend

12/29/2012 - Marriage Benefits Pregnant Women's Health More Than Cohabitation, Suggests Study

12/29/2012 - Separation Anx-thigh-ety

12/29/2012 - Snooki Is an Official Celebrity Blogger Now

12/29/2012 - Why is Roseanne Barr Aligning Herself with Anonymous and Calling Herself "Rononomous?"

12/29/2012 - TLC's Wives With Beehives is Kind of Really Depressing

12/29/2012 - Japan Might Rescind Their 1993 Apology To World War II's 'Comfort Women'

12/29/2012 - For The Katrillionth Time, Yoko Ono Didn't Didn't Break Up the Beatles

12/29/2012 - Turtle Roadkill Experiment Conclusively Proves That Humans are Assholes

12/29/2012 - This Little Fox Will Fetch Your Dreams For You

12/29/2012 - A Year in Lil Bub or Why We Love This Cat's Tiny Weird Face

12/29/2012 - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Can't Agree On Matrimonial Tattoos Because Life is Hard

12/28/2012 - The Night Belongs to Maggie Smith

12/28/2012 - Les Mis Director 'Begged' Anne Hathaway to Stop Losing Weight

12/28/2012 - Woman Finds Letter Allegedly from Chinese Laborer Tucked Inside Her Kmart Halloween Decorations

12/28/2012 - Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Just Typed Out the Word 'YOLO'

12/28/2012 - Michele Bachmann Wins WND's 'Woman of the Year' Award Partially Based on 'Womanliness'

12/28/2012 - Elderly Chinese Parents Can Now Take their Adult Children to Court for Not Visiting Enough

12/28/2012 - Woman Manages to Sing All of the Year's Biggest Pop Songs Without Being Totally Insufferable

12/28/2012 - Whore Pill-Hating Hobby Lobby Will Have to Pay A Buttload of Fines for Ignoring Obamacare

12/28/2012 - BS Defamation Case Against the Steubenville Blogger Is Dismissed

12/28/2012 - Vegan Wine & Kale Bouquets: How to Have the Most Eye-Roll Worthy Wedding Ever

12/28/2012 - Giving Teachers Guns? There's No Way This Could End Badly!

12/28/2012 - Stiletto Workouts: Finally, a Way to Get Skinny and Break Your Foot Bones

12/28/2012 - Kenya Maternity Hospital Detains Women Who Can't Pay The Bills

12/28/2012 - When it Comes to Achieving New Year’s Resolutions, Men Need Rewards, Women Need Social Pressure

12/28/2012 - Enough With the First Lady Job Approval Polls

12/28/2012 - Stem Cell Facelift Leaves Woman Growing Bone Shards in Her Eyelids

12/28/2012 - Tween Mountain: Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber All Went Skiing Together

12/28/2012 - Marilyn Monroe Might Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie

12/28/2012 - Karl Lagerfeld Says Nobody Needs Chanel

12/28/2012 - Gay Marriage in Maine is Legal Starting at Midnight

12/28/2012 - India Wants to Publicly Shame Convicted Rapists

12/28/2012 - Do, Make, Be, Barf: The Year in Goop

12/28/2012 - Domestic Violence Victims Asked For It By Dressing Like Sluts, Says Totally Smart Priest

12/28/2012 - Down With Toy Apartheid: The Gender Apocalypse Of The Playroom Can't Come Soon Enough

12/28/2012 - Meanwhile: Sex and the City Was Just One Giant Segue

12/28/2012 - Everyone Wants Kate Middleton's Nose

12/28/2012 - Oxygen to Air Reality Show 'All My Babies' Mamas'

12/28/2012 - What Your Airplane Sleep Style Says About You

12/28/2012 - Netflix Can Share Your Viewing History So Now Everyone Will Know About All Those Times You Watched Mean Girls 2

12/28/2012 - Brave/Stupid Squirrel Flirts with Majestic/Comatose Eagle

12/28/2012 - Definitely Legit: Someone Selling Original Monet on Craigslist for $5,000

12/28/2012 - Delhi Gang-Rape Victim Has 'Significant Brain Injury' and Is 'Fighting for Her Life'

12/28/2012 - Your Worst Flying Fears Are True: TSA Agents Are Making Fun of Your Naked Body

12/28/2012 - Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

12/27/2012 - Escape from AlCATraz: Watch These Kittens Make the Great Escape

12/27/2012 - Truly Wack Woman Accused of Starting Fake Charity to Benefit From Sandy Hook Shootings

12/27/2012 - Pressured by Police, Gang-Raped Indian Teenager Commits Suicide

12/27/2012 - Google Selling Ridiculous "Make Me Asian" and "Make Me Indian" Apps in Their Store

12/27/2012 - Comment of the Day: Vaping Vamp Vexplained

12/27/2012 - Human Ipecac Hulk Hogan Is Opening a 'Breastaurant' Because the World Is So, So Gross

12/27/2012 - Mama Koala Comes to the Rescue

12/27/2012 - Geneticists Plan to Examine Adam Lanza's DNA for 'Abnormalities'

12/27/2012 - Nicole Richie Knows That Saying You're on a Juice Cleanse Really Just Means You Have Diarrhea

12/27/2012 - Sexytime Talk: Rank Vaginas, Butt Stuff, and Other Rigid Requirements

12/27/2012 - Don't Even Worry About Those Drunk Pics of You Streaking. Your College Has It Covered.

12/27/2012 - Attractive Perfect Couple Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Adopt Shelter Dog on Christmas Eve

12/27/2012 - How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car

12/27/2012 - Judd Apatow's Mini-Twitter Breakdown Is Proof That the Internet Pisses Us All Off

12/27/2012 - Here's How We Felt About Every Song in Les Mis: A Painstaking Breakdown

12/27/2012 - Please Do Not Hire A Manners Coach for Your Spoiled Child

12/27/2012 - Hark, Peasants! Feast Thine Eyes Upon Gwyneth's New Cookbook!

12/27/2012 - What's With All the Hair Feathers on 'Teen Mom 2'?

12/27/2012 - New Website Lets Users Shame 'Potential Prostitutes' Unless They Pay Up

12/27/2012 - Here's How Kittens Are Made

12/27/2012 - This Season We Give You the Gift of Rage: Letters to Your Asshole Ex

12/27/2012 - David Letterman Tells Oprah That Jay Leno Is Both the Funniest and Most Insecure Person He's Ever Known

12/27/2012 - Britney Spears Is Maybe/Probably Getting Fired from The X Factor

12/27/2012 - Outed 73-Year-Old Gun Owner Says Newspaper Made Her Feel Like a Sex Offender

12/27/2012 - Fuck This: Dan Stevens (A.K.A Matthew Crawley) Is Officially Leaving Downton Abbey

12/27/2012 - Are Friendship Bracelet Kits the New Exploding Volcanoes? Some Scientists Worry Today's Toys Won't Expand Young Minds

12/27/2012 - The Best Nail Art of 2012

12/27/2012 - Man Who Posed as Adam Lanza's Uncle Once Sued Justin Bieber for Stealing His Credit Card to Pay for Penis Enlargement

12/27/2012 - Being Neurotic Has Healthy Benefits

12/27/2012 - UK Government Minister Tells Magazines to Drop the Post-Christmas 'Miracle Diet' Bullshit

12/27/2012 - Anonymous Plans Occupy Events for Steubenville, Accuses Football Team Booster of Running Child Porn Ring

12/27/2012 - 5 Ways It'll Suck Even Harder to Be a Teenage Girl on the Internet In 2013

12/27/2012 - Both Sad and Hilarious: Kids Eat Warheads for the First Time

12/27/2012 - Kid Who Asked Justin Bieber to His Junior Prom, Asks Gabby Douglas to His Senior Prom

12/27/2012 - Petition to Recognize Westboro Baptist Church as Hate Group Is Most Popular in White House History

12/27/2012 - Getting Garbled Texts from a Loved One? They Could Be Having a Stroke

12/27/2012 - Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll

12/26/2012 - Theater Offering 'Tweet Seats' to Folks Who Can't Turn Off Their G-D Phones

12/26/2012 - Katy Perry's Photo of John Mayer in a Santa Suit Might Cause Post-Christmas Night-Mayers

12/26/2012 - SCOTUS Decides Women's Health Care Should Be Covered Under Health Care Law

12/26/2012 - Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make You Love Him

12/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: Taylor Swift's Lake House Lover

12/26/2012 - K-Fed's Brother Calls Britney a 'Maniac' and Says He's the 'True Father' of Sean Preston

12/26/2012 - Teeny Tiny Mouse Is an Adorable Capitalist

12/26/2012 - Rihanna Doesn't Want You to Know About Her Weed Habit, Tweets About It to the World

12/26/2012 - Share Your Favorite Cozy Cold Weather Recipes

12/26/2012 - Bone for The Holidays: A Guide to Hooking Up at Your Parents' House

12/26/2012 - Yeah, Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson Are Definitely Making a Movie

12/26/2012 - Jenny Slate and Nick Kroll Are PR Girls from Hell

12/26/2012 - New STD-Free Certification App Invented For The Youngs

12/26/2012 - Antics Of Basic Cable Traffic Reporter Make Cincinnati a Better Place

12/26/2012 - The 42 Biggest News Events of 2012, as Experienced through Dr. Ruth's Sex-Obsessed Twitter

12/26/2012 - Surprise! The Best Jobs For Women In 2013 Require Ample Time, Money, Education

12/26/2012 - Iranian Official Accuses Female Russian Workers of Flouting 'Hijab Payment'

12/26/2012 - The Hippie Ravers who Partied Through the Mayan Apocalypse in Mexico Sound Fucking Annoying

12/26/2012 - No Shit: Fat Kids and Sick Kids Get Bullied Like Crazy

12/26/2012 - Woman of the World Taylor Swift Might Be Buying Property in the UK to Be Closer to her 18-Year-Old Boyfriend

12/26/2012 - Nobody Really Watched The Lakers Game Yesterday

12/26/2012 - Uh, We Bought Our Kid Too Many Christmas Presents, Didn’t We?

12/26/2012 - Ireland's Leading Bishop Unsurprisingly Dedicated His Annual Christmas Message to Protecting Embryos

12/26/2012 - Now There's a Boy Scouts Sexual Abuse Database

12/26/2012 - Beyoncé Rumored to have Scored Another Vogue Cover

12/26/2012 - Randi Zuckerberg Accidentally Shared a Private Family Photo Because She Doesn't Understand Facebook's Privacy Settings

12/26/2012 - Downton Abbey's Thomas Doesn't Understand Our Yankee Fascination with Dogs

12/26/2012 - Christmas Leftovers: Michelle and Bo Obama Read 'Twas The Night Before Christmas to a Room of Lucky Kids

12/26/2012 - Nora Ephron Understood Your Post-Christmas Malaise

12/26/2012 - All Hail the Return of the Pantyhose

12/26/2012 - Good Thing This Electronic Cigarette Just For Ladies Is Here Now

12/26/2012 - Religious Leaders Join Forces to Combat Anti-Muslim Ads With a Loving Campaign

12/26/2012 - 4-Year-Old Boy with Down Syndrome Stars in British Christmas Campaign

12/26/2012 - If You're Looking for Love, You Better Have a Good Credit Score

12/26/2012 - Jessica Simpson Finally Confirms She Has a Baby In Her Again

12/26/2012 - These Cats in Christmas Outfits Are Super Pissed, Will Seek Revenge

12/25/2012 - C'mon Get Angry: Repressing Your Emotions Can Take Years Off Your Life

12/25/2012 - Done with Christmas? Get Grumpy with This Bah Humbug Supercut

12/25/2012 - Miley Cyrus Got a Blow Up Doll for Christmas, Can Now Drive in Carpool Lane

12/25/2012 - Twitter Shuts Down Accounts with Disturbing Images of Child Abuse

12/25/2012 - Michelle Obama Calls Kids to Tell Them to Get Ready For Santa, Kid Wants to See Her Instead

12/25/2012 - Man Who Shot 4 Firefighters Said in Suicide Note That Killing People Was What He Liked Doing Best

12/25/2012 - Toy Store Employee Says Owner Fired Her Because She Stopped Having 'Rough' Sex with Him

12/25/2012 - Jolly Jingle Goats Party Like It's Christmas Day

12/25/2012 - Hell Yeah: Philadelphia Installs Condom Dispensers in 22 High Schools

12/25/2012 - You Otter Enjoy Christmas as Much as These Critters Playing with Frozen Ornaments

12/25/2012 - Bust Out the Christmas Kleenex: 'Dad' is Popular Santa Wish List Item for Kids

12/25/2012 - Merry Christmas! Let's Look at Pictures of Your Childhood Bedrooms

12/25/2012 - Anne Hathaway's Les Mis Performance Moved Anne Hathaway So Much, Anne Hathaway Cried

12/24/2012 - Mindy Kaling Finally Gets Caught Up in Leo Mania

12/24/2012 - This Puppy Loves Food Almost as Much as I Do

12/24/2012 - What to Do on Christmas When You Don't Celebrate It

12/24/2012 - How I Met Your Mother's Ninth Season Confirmed, aka We Will All Be Dead Before We Meet Their Damn Mother

12/24/2012 - Some Jerks Want to Put Santa Claus on a Diet 'For the Children'

12/24/2012 - Sorry, but Amazon Probably Won’t Let Nana Review Your E-Novel Anymore

12/24/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Saving Obese Shelter Cats

12/24/2012 - Hey, Sexy Libretto: Gangnam Style Performed by Opera Singer and Classical Orchestra

12/24/2012 - You Probably Like Les Mis Because You Have the Shitty Tastes of a Tween

12/24/2012 - Women Can Lead Gangs, Too

12/24/2012 - This Gingerbread Replica of the White House Is Better Than the Real Thing

12/24/2012 - Russian Parliament Bans Americans From Adopting Children From Russia

12/24/2012 - Henri Le Chat Noir Is Having a Miserable Noel

12/24/2012 - Joan Smalls Nabs the Cover of Vogue Brazil's Black Issue

12/24/2012 - Celebrities Solemnly Demand a Plan to End Gun Violence

12/24/2012 - The Worst Christmas Ever

12/24/2012 - Community Is Returning, Now with More Kittens

12/24/2012 - Doctors Receiving Shipments of Counterfeit Botox Just in Time for the Holidays

12/24/2012 - The Nice Guys of OkCupid: Game of Thrones Edition

12/24/2012 - Filter This: The First Class Action Lawsuit Against Instagram Has Been Filed

12/24/2012 - Are GIFs Art?

12/24/2012 - Royal Nurse Was Suicidal Long Before Radio Prank

12/24/2012 - Your Christmas Tree Is Infested with Something Called 'Bark Lice'

12/24/2012 - Disney World Has Just Built Some Fancy New Castles for Its Favorite Princesses

12/24/2012 - Hire a Fake Girlfriend to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies

12/24/2012 - Queen Elizabeth 3D Is the Telly Event of the Holiday Season

12/24/2012 - Many Kids With Food Allergies Are Bullied Because of Their Swollen Esophagi

12/24/2012 - Anonymous Outs Members of Alleged Steubenville High School 'Rape Crew'

12/24/2012 - A Happy Holiday Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating

12/24/2012 - Funky Scarecrow Beck on Scientology: It's Just Something That I’ve Been Around

12/24/2012 - Hurricane Sandy Hero Sadly Drowns in Puerto Rico

12/24/2012 - Swaziland Issues a Collective Ban on Penis Tempting Mini-Skirts and Midriffs

12/24/2012 - More Cheating Spouses Get Caught on Christmas Day, Because People Are Idiots

12/24/2012 - Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential

12/23/2012 - Supposedly Sober GOP Senator Michael Crapo Arrested for DUI

12/23/2012 - Is That a Penis In Your Front Yard, or Are You Just Excited for Christmas?

12/23/2012 - You've Never Loved Anything as Much as This Baby Panda Loves Hugging This Ball

12/23/2012 - Christmas Craft Time: Make a Nativity Scene with Tampons

12/23/2012 - The Cartoon Martha Stewart Guide to a Merry Cthulhumas

12/23/2012 - Have You Seen Everything on 2012's Definitive List of Internet Experiences?

12/23/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: There's Something About This Automated Ketchup Bottle Video

12/23/2012 - Author of Dirty Girls Social Club Freed From Big Bad Feminism By Her "Sexy Cowboy"

12/23/2012 - Lindsay Lohan is Really Upset About the Scary Move 5 Trailer

12/23/2012 - Cat Thinks Christmas Consumerism Is Bullshit

12/23/2012 - [UPDATE: Lanza Facebook Account Was Impostor] Ryan Lanza Tells The New York Post He's A Victim

12/23/2012 - Tennis Ref Accused Of Killing Husband With A Coffee Mug Did Not Kill Husband With A Coffee Mug Or Anything Else

12/23/2012 - Women Arrested at Western Wall For Refusing To Remove Prayer Shawls

12/23/2012 - Legend of Santa May Have Been Embellished By People Tripping Balls on Mushrooms

12/23/2012 - Pregnant Women Disturbed By Maternity Clothes Ads on Their Facebook Pages

12/23/2012 - Prodigal POTUS Returns To Hawaii

12/23/2012 - Men Twice As Likely To Use Workplace Bereavement Days To Play Hooky

12/23/2012 - Discussing Six New Great Gatsby Posters With an Imaginary 10th Grader

12/23/2012 - New Delhi Police Blast Growing Anti-Rape Protests With Tear Gas

12/23/2012 - There's No Time To Explain This Supercut

12/23/2012 - The Weird and Amazing World of American Girl Doll Music Videos

12/23/2012 - Royal Couple William and Kate Are Mavericks, Change Christmas Forever

12/22/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Bronies

12/22/2012 - Old Married Couple Luckily Finds Out That They’re Not Married Before All Their Witnesses Die

12/22/2012 - Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Might Be Getting an Adorable Puppy Together

12/22/2012 - Hugh Grant Gets a ‘Substantial’ Amount of Cash Money in Phone-Hacking Settlement

12/22/2012 - These Thighlights Have Passed a Very Close Inspection

12/22/2012 - Six-Year-Old Girl Who Was Shot in the Face by the Taliban Gets Free Reconstructive Surgery in the U.S.

12/22/2012 - Jim Carrey’s Rubber Face Has Finally Returned in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

12/22/2012 - 'New Adult' Fiction Has Tons of Sexy Sex for the Millennial Reader Trapped in Adolescence

12/22/2012 - Former NYPD Officer Acquitted of Rape Unsurprisingly Determined an ‘Unfit’ Parent in Custody Battle

12/22/2012 - Finally, Some Good News from Missouri! Judge Blocks State Law to Deny Birth Control Coverage

12/22/2012 - The Place Beyond the Pines Features the Shirtless X-Games Edition of Ryan Gosling

12/22/2012 - These Helpful Puppies Just Wanted to Check In to See If You Needed Some Extra Holiday Help

12/22/2012 - Federal Appeals Court Pumps the Brakes on California’s Ban on Gay ‘Conversion’ Therapy

12/22/2012 - Iowa Supreme Court Says It Was Totally Cool for a Dentist to Fire His ‘Irresistibly Attractive’ Female Employee

12/22/2012 - Love Isn’t Dead After All: Ice and Coco’s Marriage May Be Just Fine

12/22/2012 - Being in Love Means Fantasizing About Your Partner’s Death — And That’s Totally OK

12/21/2012 - Courtney Stodden Is a 'Victim of Her Own Beauty,' Says Courtney Stodden's Mom

12/21/2012 - If These Husky Puppies Wearing Reindeer Hats Can't Put You in the Holiday Spirit, You Are Screwed

12/21/2012 - 'Christmas Tree Rash' Is a Festive, Disgusting Skin Disease for the Naughty

12/21/2012 - Startups Are Trying to Figure Out How to Find Your Hottest Instagram Photos

12/21/2012 - Boise and San Jose Declared 'Best Cities for Men' in the United States of Dong-merica

12/21/2012 - The Night Belongs to Jane Fonda

12/21/2012 - BeeBee the Wheelchair Chihuahua Is Here to Alert You That Your Life Has Been Meaningless Up Until This Point

12/21/2012 - Why Are We Even Surprised by School Shootings?

12/21/2012 - How Is Israel's Ban on Underweight Models Working Out?

12/21/2012 - Check Out Jurnee Smollett, Vanessa Williams and Kim Kardashian's Blank Expression in the Trailer for Tyler Perry's Temptation

12/21/2012 - India Promises to Crack Down on Rapists

12/21/2012 - Not Thin? Don't Worry: Being 'Curvy' Is Sorta Kinda Trendy

12/21/2012 - Poor Pitiful Dudes: Why You Should Defer to Men with Post-Patriarchal Depression

12/21/2012 - This Purple-Haired Therapy Dog Wins at Life

12/21/2012 - Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of Plan B

12/21/2012 - Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Insists Gwyneth Paltrow Was Totally Flabby When They Met

12/21/2012 - 'Tis The Season To Go Shoplifting

12/21/2012 - 'The Only Thing That Stops a Bad Guy With a Gun Is a Good Guy With a Gun' and Other Horrifying Lies From Today's NRA Press Conference

12/21/2012 - Holy Katniss: CW's New Robin Hood TV Series Will Have a Female Star

12/21/2012 - Meet 1912's Perfect Woman: Pear-Shaped, 171 Lbs, Doesn't Know Fear

12/21/2012 - This New Ad From The Cheesecake Factory Is a Real Stinker

12/21/2012 - Merry Christmas Ladies and Gays, the Pope Hates You

12/21/2012 - Gun Sales in Florida Surge as Shoppers Seek Out Assault Rifles Just Like Adam Lanza's

12/21/2012 - Screw a Blood Diamond: Engaged Couples Now Choosing Unique, Cheaper Rings Together

12/21/2012 - It's the End of the World As We Know It and Seth Rogen and James Franco Do Not Feel Fine

12/21/2012 - Your Little Brother Isn't Just a Maximum Dweebazoid—He Might Have Also Caused Your Depression

12/21/2012 - Rebel Wilson Hosting the MTV Movie Awards? So Far the Apocalypse Is Awesome

12/21/2012 - First Photo Out of Australia After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Good

12/21/2012 - Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Christmas Lights to Flip the Bird

12/20/2012 - Kittens in a Drawer, Organized by Height for Your Convenience

12/20/2012 - Watch Disgusting Animated Leftovers Sing The 12 Days of Christmas

12/20/2012 - Cop a Feel for the Cure: Squeezing Boobs Makes Them Healthier

12/20/2012 - This Vibrator/Flash Drive Will Send You to Ecstasy and Store Your Important Files

12/20/2012 - Comment of the Day: Anthropologie Would Be Proud

12/20/2012 - Olympic Runner Suzy Favor Hamilton Apologizes for Upsetting You with Her Monstrous Fornication

12/20/2012 - Happy French Bulldog Could Sit In This Swing All Day

12/20/2012 - Yo, Can Someone Fill in Tara Reid on this Doomsday Sitch?

12/20/2012 - This Drag Queen's Azealia Banks Parody Makes a Pretty Great End of the World Wrap Up

12/20/2012 - Don't Even Try to Talk Me Out of My Mom Envy

12/20/2012 - Can Money Buy You Happiness?

12/20/2012 - Court Will Soon Decide Whether Texas Can Still Get Federal Cash If It Cuts Planned Parenthood Out of Its Women's Health Plan

12/20/2012 - This Pygmy Goat Doing Parkour Is the Only Thing That Could Possibly Make Parkour Acceptable

12/20/2012 - Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Jesus Christ

12/20/2012 - Awooooooga! Here's the First Shot of Tom Hardy as Mad Max

12/20/2012 - Operation Rescue Hilariously Declares 'Pre-Born Children' the Winner of Its Annual Anti-Abortion Award

12/20/2012 - Against Me's Trans Singer Talks Heels and Makeup on House of Style

12/20/2012 - Why Are the Happiest People in Latin America?

12/20/2012 - Crushes I Have Had

12/20/2012 - Texas State Trooper Suspended After Performing Body Cavity Search on Two Women for Littering

12/20/2012 - How to Be a Virgin

12/20/2012 - Now We All Know What David Beckham Is Getting Victoria For Christmas

12/20/2012 - Don't Want to Die Early? Join a Band Instead of Becoming a Solo Artist.

12/20/2012 - Chinese Government Arrests 1000 Members of Doomsday Cult Waiting for 'Female Jesus'

12/20/2012 - Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann on Tweeting on the Toilet and Hiding WiFi From Maude

12/20/2012 - The NRA's Congressional BFFs Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Tune

12/20/2012 - Hunk Alert: Luke Perry Spotted in L.A.

12/20/2012 - Here Come the 'Honey Boo Boo' Porn Parodies

12/20/2012 - The Gowns May Change, But the Skin and Hair Stay the Same at the Miss Universe Pageant

12/20/2012 - Your Morning Cry: PS22 Honors Shooting Victims by Singing the Sandy Hook School Song

12/20/2012 - Ye Olde Breastbags: Archeologists Have Discovered the World's Oldest Bra

12/20/2012 - The New Gatsby Trailer Is All Pensive Leo, Sexified Mulligan, and Insane Parties

12/20/2012 - Want Your Kids to Enjoy Healthy Food? Eat at the Damn Table

12/20/2012 - Miss USA Is Now Miss Universe

12/20/2012 - Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

12/19/2012 - Adorable Gabourey Sidibe and Adorable Justin Suarez Looking Good, Feeling Better

12/19/2012 - The Rock's Rock Hard (and Terrifyingly Defined) Thighs

12/19/2012 - Introducing the Boobypack: a Fannypack For Your Boobs

12/19/2012 - Netflix (Sort of) Releases Les Cousins Dangereux, Girls with Low Self Esteem, and Other Arrested Development Favorites

12/19/2012 - Finally, the Treacherous House Cat Meets a Worthy Foe

12/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: Questionable White House Artifacts

12/19/2012 - Adam Levine Vows to Humiliate and Destroy Blake Shelton in a Gentlemen's Duel

12/19/2012 - Snooki Hates the 'C' Word

12/19/2012 - Lena Dunham Is Time's Coolest Person of the Year But Is She Cooler Than a Cat in Sunglasses?

12/19/2012 - Abornaments: Hipster Etsy Craft or Satanic Desecration of Innocent Life?

12/19/2012 - Some Nutjobs Think Hillary Clinton Faked Her Concussion

12/19/2012 - Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson Get in a Holiday Sad-Off

12/19/2012 - Size Queens Beware: Dudes With Big Dicks Less Likely to Use Condoms

12/19/2012 - Noted Asshole Says Sandy Hook Massacre Wouldn't Have Happened If There Had Been Men Around

12/19/2012 - Planned Parenthood Just Sent Us Chocolate Birth Control

12/19/2012 - Expert Shit-Talker Donald Trump Sues Miss Pennsylvania for Talking Shit

12/19/2012 - You Will Love James Deen as the Ikea Monkey

12/19/2012 - Dear Dudes: Here Are Six Reasons Why You Don't Need a Dating Coach

12/19/2012 - India Has a Gang Rape Problem

12/19/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

12/19/2012 - Covet These Ridiculously Beautiful Book Covers by the Woman Who Designed the Moonrise Kingdom Titles

12/19/2012 - Energy Drinks Still Popular With College Students, Probably Because They Haven't Tried Adderall Yet

12/19/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Britney Spears Is Off Her Meds

12/19/2012 - Wired Thinks Paula Broadwell Is One of the Most Dangerous People In The World, Which Is Sad

12/19/2012 - How Not to Talk About Rape on the Internet

12/19/2012 - Coco Rocha Calls Instagram The World's Worst Modeling Agency

12/19/2012 - Watch the Big 'One Day More' Sequence from Les Mis

12/19/2012 - Can We Count On House Republican Women to Help Pass the Violence Against Women Act?

12/19/2012 - Photo of Barack Obama Caught In Spider-Man's Web Is Pretty Much the Best Ever

12/19/2012 - More Women Are Getting into the Home Repair Game

12/19/2012 - Meet the So-Called Nice Guys of OkCupid

12/19/2012 - A Scientific Explanation of Why We Look Like Shit When We're Tired

12/19/2012 - 400 Years of Women Removing Their Body Hair

12/19/2012 - Bradley Cooper Shows Off His Third Nipple

12/19/2012 - Ireland to Officially Legalize Abortions When the Mother's Life Is at Risk, Including if She's Suicidal

12/19/2012 - Happy Holidays: Man Sets Fire to Denny's Christmas Tree Because His Check Took Too Long

12/19/2012 - Did This Eagle Really Try to Kidnap a Baby? Maybe Not, But Let's Pretend [Update: It's Fake]

12/19/2012 - Hugh Jackman on Grieving After His Wife's Miscarriages

12/19/2012 - George Takei Helps You Come Out to Your Family During the Holidays

12/18/2012 - Most Depressing Raffle Ever: Asheville Tea Party Wants You to Win a Semi-Automatic Weapon

12/18/2012 - Lady Who Ruined/Fixed the Ecce Homo Fresco Is Now Selling Original Paintings on eBay

12/18/2012 - Last Minute Christmas Present Idea?: Chicks and Dicks

12/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: Tampons From Hell

12/18/2012 - Christina Milian Insists that Chris Brown Is Still Dating Karrueche Tran. Now Let Us Never Speak of This Again.

12/18/2012 - Adorable Puppy Is Head Over Heels for Her Food Bowl

12/18/2012 - Dolly Parton Knows She's a Legend

12/18/2012 - Sham Dentists Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals

12/18/2012 - In Which Amanda Seyfried Explains the Advantages of Deep-Throating a Popsicle

12/18/2012 - Want to Close the Pay Gap? Stick to Dainty Lady Jobs and Leave Man Stuff to the Men

12/18/2012 - For Your Viewing Pleasure/Discomfort: Here's Darren Criss as Shirtless Santa Claus

12/18/2012 - Gruesome Blood-Soaked Episode of Scandal Pulled from ABC.com After School Shooting

12/18/2012 - Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Unintended Pregnancy in the U.S.

12/18/2012 - Here's What You Wear to a Charity Event Honoring The World's Children

12/18/2012 - A Small Fraction of This Year's Films Eligible for Oscars Were Directed by Women

12/18/2012 - How To Tell Your Friends (and Boyfriend, and Gynecologist, and Nosy Family Members) You Don’t Want Children

12/18/2012 - Why Is This Cat Living In This Dog's Water Bowl and Why Is This Dog So Chill About It? Life's Mysteries Continue Apace

12/18/2012 - Instagram's New Terms of Service Might Turn You Into a Model (Whether You Like It or Not)

12/18/2012 - God Really Needs to Work on His Personal Brand: One in Six People "Unaffiliated" with Religion

12/18/2012 - Adorable Romeo Beckham Pops His Collar In This Weird New Burberry Ad

12/18/2012 - Ann Curry Encourages Nation to Do 20 Acts of Kindness, Nation Responds Enthusiastically

12/18/2012 - Swedish Teens Riot Over Social Media Slut 'Tips'

12/18/2012 - Just Because You’re Hot Doesn’t Mean He Won’t Cheat

12/18/2012 - Will Michèle Flournoy Be the First Female Secretary of Defense?

12/18/2012 - Author of 'I Am Adam Lanza's Mother' Responds to Backlash

12/18/2012 - European Commission Improves Its Appeal to Get Girls in the Sciences

12/18/2012 - Kim Kardashian's Worst-Dressed Moments of 2012, Courtesy of Kanye West

12/18/2012 - Alison Brie Loves to Rap, Danny Pudi Loves to Beat Box

12/18/2012 - Rejoice! Diet Pepsi Is Changing One Weird Chemical Sweetener to Another Weird Chemical Sweetener!

12/18/2012 - Five Female Polio Workers Were Shot in Pakistan Today

12/18/2012 - When the World Ends on Friday, Men Will Regret Not Having Had More Sex

12/18/2012 - The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad

12/17/2012 - Awesome Teenager Successfully Petitions Hasbro For Gender Neutral Easy-Bake Oven

12/17/2012 - Even If You Don't Have Red Hair, Your Secret Ginger Genes Might Be Trying to Kill You

12/17/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Comfort Dogs Arrive in Newtown to Provide Much Needed Cuddles

12/17/2012 - World's Best Airport Pianist Plays the Viral Songs That Get Us Through the Day

12/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: Sesame Street Straight Talk

12/17/2012 - Jersey Shore Cast Members Daydream About Their Bright Futures (Mainly Annoying People Until They're Paid to Go Away)

12/17/2012 - Rebel Wilson Throws Down With Some Mean Feral Cats

12/17/2012 - U.S. Marine and Boyfriend Become the First Gay Couple to Ever Get Publicly Engaged at the White House

12/17/2012 - Oklahoma State University Frat Bro Charged With Groping Multiple Male Students While They Were Sleeping

12/17/2012 - Fuck You, Breastfeeding

12/17/2012 - Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Children About Death

12/17/2012 - California Accents Are, Like, So Great

12/17/2012 - Have You Noticed That White Dudes Keep Mass Murdering People?

12/17/2012 - Fuck You, People Who Don’t Understand How to Have a Good Conversation

12/17/2012 - No No No: London Officials Launch New Inquest into the Death of Amy Winehouse

12/17/2012 - Have Fun with Your Silly 'Gun Control' vs. 'Mental Illness' Debate—the Real Cause of Sandy Hook Is SATANIC VAGINA

12/17/2012 - Here Is A Beautiful Cross-Stitch Visualization of How Women Voted In The Last Election

12/17/2012 - We Wouldn't Know About the Steubenville Rape Case If It Wasn't for the Blogger Who 'Complicated' Things

12/17/2012 - Fuck You, Kickstarter

12/17/2012 - Hot Heels and Classy Cleavage at the VH1 Divas Event

12/17/2012 - Girls Nail Polish Is Now A Thing

12/17/2012 - Sorry, Ladies: Silvio Berlusconi Is Engaged to His 27-Year-Old Girlfriend

12/17/2012 - Lunch Break Breather: Cats and Chicks Are an Adorable Disaster Waiting to Happen

12/17/2012 - That Woman Is Not Adam Lanza's Mother, and She's Distracting Us From the Real Issue

12/17/2012 - Warby Parker Increases Already High Delight Factor by Including Cookies with Gift Card Orders

12/17/2012 - Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Church for Planning to Picket Sandy Hook Funerals

12/17/2012 - ICYMI: The Gentleman of Downton Are Now Cooking Meth

12/17/2012 - Nancy Lanza May Have Been a 'Survivalist' and a Prepper

12/17/2012 - It's Too Easy to Get Divorced, Say Divorced People

12/17/2012 - Your Morning Cry: Sesame Street Teaches Kids How to Deal with Loss

12/17/2012 - New Mom Hilary Duff Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast

12/16/2012 - Kate Middleton Looks Ugly, Dumpy at First Post-Pregnancy Announcement Event

12/16/2012 - UC Berkeley Sex Columnist: Have Sex in the Library, UC Berkeley Librarian: Please Don't Have Sex in the Library

12/16/2012 - Why Is iTunes Selling a Book Called Bitch, Are You Retarded?

12/16/2012 - President Obama Holds Granddaughter of Dawn Hochsprung, Sandy Hook's Slain Principal

12/16/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Dog and Child Participate in Cuddle-Off

12/16/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Jingle Penguins Are Adorable, Mildly Annoying

12/16/2012 - New Documentary Claims That Being Queen Victoria’s Daughter Probably Sucked

12/16/2012 - Maybe These Thighlights Would Look Better Claymated

12/16/2012 - Tim Burton and Winona Ryder Reunite to Make a Creepy Music Video for The Killers

12/16/2012 - Nudity Ban in San Francisco Is Being Contested Because, Dammit, People Need to Air Out Their Junk

12/16/2012 - Jacintha Saldanha’s Body Returns to India and the BBC Cancels Prank Patrol Down Under

12/16/2012 - European Perfume Makers Are Fretting About Proposed Restrictions on Allergens

12/16/2012 - Charlie Brown Is Finally Exposed for Being a Rat Bastard

12/16/2012 - Mormons and Manhunt Have a Good Old-Fashioned Alliterative Billboard Battle

12/16/2012 - Pippa Middleton Might Be Getting a Six-Figure Deal to Report on British Happenings for NBC

12/16/2012 - Members of Westboro Baptist Church Announce That They Intend to Demonstrate, Be Total Assholes in Newtown

12/16/2012 - Mall Shooting at Fashion Island in Newport Beach Fortunately Only Terrifies Shoppers, Reminds Everyone That Guns Are Fucking Dangerous

12/16/2012 - There’s a Lot of Heartache in Newtown This Weekend

12/16/2012 - A Very Brief Profile of Nancy Lanza Intimates That She Was an Overwrought Mother

12/16/2012 - Kelly Clarkson Is Engaged and Probably Not Inviting You to Her Wedding

12/16/2012 - Children’s Chorus Gives Touching “Silent Night” Performance for SNL’s Cold Opening

12/15/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Martin Short and Paul McCartney Class Up The SNL Joint

12/15/2012 - Meanwhile, Two Drunk Elephants Went Jogging in Siberia

12/15/2012 - Basically Nobody Gives Sound Medical Advice to Obese Pregnant Women

12/15/2012 - Insane Spider Cat Climbs Unsuspecting Wall

12/15/2012 - President Obama Will Probs Choose John Kerry To Be Next Secretary of State

12/15/2012 - In Newtown

12/15/2012 - Slain Sandy Hook Principal Was Devoted To Keeping Kids Safe, Say Administrators

12/15/2012 - Ugh: Female College Students Who Study Abroad Are Five Times More Likely To Get Raped

12/15/2012 - Hillary Clinton Fainted, Got a Concussion, Is Recovering At Home

12/15/2012 - Roger Ebert Calls Out the Media For Glorifying School Shootings

12/15/2012 - Internet-Famous Person Jenna Marbles Has Some Interesting Feelings About Sluts

12/15/2012 - Ladies and Gentlemen, the Indomitable Grace Jones

12/15/2012 - Blake Shelton Tastefully Implies That Shooting Could Have Been Prevented If Everyone Had Guns

12/14/2012 - Celebrities Push for Gun Control in the Wake of Today's School Shooting

12/14/2012 - Hilary Duff Loves to Smell the Fonz

12/14/2012 - Let's List Things We've Gotten Rid Of That Aren't Guns

12/14/2012 - Meet BoBo and Nikita, Your Newest Cat Obsessions

12/14/2012 - American Apparel Ad Banned For Being Too Sexy

12/14/2012 - Yet Another Sheer Dress for Kristen Stewart at the On The Road Premiere

12/14/2012 - Now Seems Like a Good Time to Look at Some Cute Animals

12/14/2012 - Big Mouth Strikes Again: Morrissey Blames Kate Middleton for Nurse's Suicide

12/14/2012 - Watch Obama Talk (and Tear Up) About Today's Elementary School Shooting

12/14/2012 - Media Pounces on Young Student Survivors of Connecticut School Shooting for On-Air Interviews

12/14/2012 - Freeloading Kitty-Cats Living Large Off YOUR Tax Dollars in Their Florida Welfare Queen Cat Manse

12/14/2012 - Fuck You, Guns

12/14/2012 - Ryan Lanza Facebook Account Confuses Everyone [Updated]

12/14/2012 - Bobby Jindal Thinks Birth Control Should Be Sold OTC So Women Won't Hate Republicans Anymore

12/14/2012 - At Least 20 Small Children Among the 28 Dead in Connecticut Elementary School Massacre, Shooter Is Identified [Updating]

12/14/2012 - Do You Know What's Living in Your Belly Button?

12/14/2012 - More Lady Drivers Could Mean Fewer Road Fatalities and Better Things for the Environment

12/14/2012 - Shocking: More Women Gave Obama Money Than Romney

12/14/2012 - Sorry Crones: Science Can Now Tell Your Age from Your Skin

12/14/2012 - The 14 Most Annoying Things About The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

12/14/2012 - Michigan House Sneakily Passed the Country's Most Extreme Anti-Abortion Bill Early This Morning

12/14/2012 - Fuck You, Cash Bars, and a Word of Caution About Dog Weddings

12/14/2012 - Judge Who Said Rape Victim 'Didn't Put Up a Fight' Remarkably Allowed to Keep His Job

12/14/2012 - Swimming With Ryan Lochte Is the New Swimming with Dolphins

12/14/2012 - Jacintha Saldanha Left Three Suicide Notes Calling Out Kate Middleton's Hospital

12/14/2012 - Taylor Swift Tries to Convince You She's a Badass Rocker in New Video

12/13/2012 - Check Out This Super Athletic Cat Jazzercising

12/13/2012 - Like Taking Candy From a Whiny-Ass Baby: Ann Coulter Is Yelling at See's Candies on Twitter

12/13/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Rescued Fighting Dog Sam Is Out of the Ring, Into Your Heart

12/13/2012 - Billboard Spotting: Keep Your Wife Happy with a Kitchen Remodel

12/13/2012 - Comment of the Day: Inside Li Lo's Hurt Locker

12/13/2012 - Of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning

12/13/2012 - Sexytime Talk: Two Pump Chumps and Condom Whiners

12/13/2012 - A Sprawling Musical Ode to Stanley Steemer

12/13/2012 - Karen Handel Thinks Planned Parenthood 'Literally' Stole the Color Pink from Komen

12/13/2012 - Fuck You, Cancer

12/13/2012 - Republican Senators Successfully Bullied Susan Rice Into Withdrawing Her Name For Secretary of State

12/13/2012 - Military Wife Says She Was Denied Entry to Spouses’ Club Because She’s Gay

12/13/2012 - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Channel Old Hollywood for Their First Golden Globes Promo

12/13/2012 - Columbia University's Finals Night Tradition Isn't So Female-Friendly

12/13/2012 - Study Suggests That Deep-Voiced Female Candidates Are Slightly More Electable Than Their High-Pitched Counterparts

12/13/2012 - A Very Slutty Christmas: Skimpy Costumes Aren't Just for Halloween Anymore

12/13/2012 - Can Expensive Skin Cream Tailored to Your DNA Really Make You Younger? DUH, NO.

12/13/2012 - Feminist Group Continues to Fuck With Victoria's Secret By Sneaking 'Consent Panties' Into Stores

12/13/2012 - I Can't Stop Looking at This Weird Russian Fashion Commercial

12/13/2012 - Wal-Mart Is Very, Very Concerned 111 People Died in One of its Hellish Factories

12/13/2012 - Fuck You, Kombucha!

12/13/2012 - I Don't Have a Best Friend.

12/13/2012 - Hey, Let's Make Fun of All the Dumb Ladies Who Fall Down and Flash Their Underwear On the Subway!

12/13/2012 - Progressive Lady-Fish Think It's Totally Hot That You're Bi

12/13/2012 - Actress Sues Cinemax for Requiring Nude Scenes

12/13/2012 - What Magic Will They Find in Lindsay Lohan's Storage Locker?

12/13/2012 - Fuck You, Men's Rights Activists

12/13/2012 - Woman Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants

12/13/2012 - You Can't Escape: For Some, HPV Returns at Menopause

12/13/2012 - French Teacher Assigns Kids Frenchiest Essay Prompt Ever: Pen a Suicide Note

12/13/2012 - University of Iowa Becomes First Public U.S. College to Include Questions About Sexual Orientation on Its Admissions Forms

12/13/2012 - Your 2013 Golden Globe Nominees

12/13/2012 - Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Pounds Jaeger, Gets Tossed From Bar

12/12/2012 - D.C. Unleashes the Nation’s First Sex Ed Test on Public School Students and They Do Pretty Okay

12/12/2012 - Finally, Merry and Pippin Will Relieve All That Sexual Tension from the First Movies

12/12/2012 - Charter School Ad Mistakenly Asks Readers If They’re Interested in ‘Pubic Charter Schools’

12/12/2012 - I Cannot Stop Watching This Adorably Plump Beaver Wave to a Kid at the Zoo

12/12/2012 - Congressman’s Son Pleads Guilty to Brutalizing His Girlfriend, Earns a Breezy Probation Sentence

12/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: Lava Balls Are Pretty Uncomfortable

12/12/2012 - Fashion-Conscious Killer Plotted to Strangle Justin Bieber with a 'Paisley Tie'

12/12/2012 - Here's Further Proof That Sesame Street Is as Much for Adults as It Is for Kids

12/12/2012 - Balloon Boy and His Dad Are Back, Now With a Baby Metal Band

12/12/2012 - Assassination of Afghan Women Sends a Crystal Clear Message, and It's Ugly

12/12/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

12/12/2012 - Fuck You, Dudes Who Sit With Their Legs Spread So Wide That They Take Up Two Seats (Your Dick Is Not That Big)

12/12/2012 - Michigan Senate Passes Gigantic Monster Anti-Choice Bill

12/12/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Rihanna Plans on Killing Chris Brown if He Breaks Up With Her

12/12/2012 - The Victorian Era Was the Age of Cougars

12/12/2012 - ‘Every Single Woman in America Is Now Curvy’ — and That’s a Good Thing

12/12/2012 - Victoria's Secret Made These Supermodels Look Really Stupid in This Holiday Video

12/12/2012 - Yet Another Teenage Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Media Bullying

12/12/2012 - Fuck You, Slow Walkers

12/12/2012 - Mormon Feminists Under Fire for Encouraging Women to Wear Pants to Church

12/12/2012 - An Open Letter to the Woman Who Wrote '11 Qualities of the Perfect Woman'

12/12/2012 - Major Newspapers Don't Particularly Care When Notable Women Die

12/12/2012 - Joan Smalls And Her Phantom Limb Star In Photoshopped New Gucci Ad

12/12/2012 - Waitresses Sue Former Employer for Forcing Them to Party With Male Customers

12/12/2012 - Wise Advice from Sarah Silverman: The Way to a Woman's Heart Is Never Through a Mandatory Vaginal Ultrasound

12/12/2012 - It Looks Like We're Getting Even More Episodes of Arrested Development

12/12/2012 - Fuck You, Other People's Kids

12/12/2012 - Someone From Portland Wants to Sell You Shit (From Their Butt), and Then You Can Drink It

12/12/2012 - Hark! The Pope Hath Tweeted His First Tweets

12/12/2012 - Because We Don't Hate Fat Kids Enough, The Biggest Loser Now Has Teenage Contestants

12/12/2012 - Las Vegas Overwhelmed with Couples Rushing to Get Married on 12-12-12

12/12/2012 - Lil Bub & Andrew WK Ask You to Donate to Your Local Animal Shelter This Holiday Season

12/12/2012 - Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

12/12/2012 - Here's How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a 1942 Issue of LIFE

12/11/2012 - Black Meteorologist Fired For Responding to Facebook Question About Her 'Ethnic Hair'

12/11/2012 - Solange's Latest Performance Is an Excellent Reminder of Her Eternal Coolness

12/11/2012 - Baby Hippo Eating Her First Meal Makes Us Feel All The Feelings

12/11/2012 - Portlandia's Winter Special Gives Away Free Vagina Pillows

12/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: Justice Scalia's LiveJournal

12/11/2012 - Jon Stewart Says He Almost Quit the Daily Show Because 'These People Are Insane'

12/11/2012 - The Cast of Downton Abbey Gets Cheeky in the NYC Subway

12/11/2012 - Model Cameron Russell Does Not Think Girls Should Aspire to Be Models

12/11/2012 - Rick Perry Vows to Spend Literally Every Single Day of Texas's Legislative Session Talking Shit on Abortion

12/11/2012 - Increasingly Older Parents Are Ruining It for Everyone

12/11/2012 - Snoop Dogg Plays Moses in an Epic (and Nonsensical) Rap Battle Against Santa Claus

12/11/2012 - Will Jenny Sanford Be South Carolina's Next Senator?

12/11/2012 - Here's a New Downton Abbey Season Three Trailer for Those of You Who Haven't Just Watched It Illegally Yet

12/11/2012 - Brookstone Is Getting a Lot Less Coy About Being in the Sex Toy Business

12/11/2012 - Dumb White Tennis Player Thinks It's a Great Idea to Mock Serena Williams' Body

12/11/2012 - Fuck You, Allergies! I Hate You!

12/11/2012 - Memories of My Misogynist Trolls

12/11/2012 - Why Is Benicio Del Toro Holding This Dead-Looking Naked Lady? [NSFW]

12/11/2012 - Female Corporate Leadership Numbers Stall, Which Is Troubling

12/11/2012 - Pro-Life Dry Cleaner Puts Anti-Abortion Message on Coat Hangers

12/11/2012 - Death to Chivalry, Long Live Politeness!

12/11/2012 - Resident SCOTUS Troll Antonin Scalia Parallels Between Homosexuality and Murder

12/11/2012 - Salt 2 Hires Lady Scribe to Complete Script

12/11/2012 - Flight Attendants Protest by Refusing to Smile and Sling Booze

12/11/2012 - Amelia Earhart Had a Pretty Badass Prenup

12/11/2012 - Fuck You, Rape Culture

12/11/2012 - Childhood Obesity on the Decline in Several U.S. Cities

12/11/2012 - After You Watch This You'll Replace Your Best Friend with Retta

12/11/2012 - Douchebag Soap Claims It Can Cure Dudes of 'Mangina'

12/11/2012 - Ikea Monkey's Name Is Darwin, He's Now Living Happily at a Sanctuary

12/11/2012 - Reese Witherspoon Is Being Asked Dumb Babyweight Questions, Natch

12/10/2012 - Eddie Redmayne Could Not Be More Attractive at Tonight's New York Premiere of Les Misérables

12/10/2012 - Mo Money, Mo Murder: Woman Found Guilty of Shooting and Burying Lottery Winner

12/10/2012 - Melt Your Icy Heart: Watch Adoptable Puppies and Kittens Play in a Window

12/10/2012 - Sally Field on Mary Lincoln's Relationship with Her Husband: 'She Was Always Haranguing on Him Like Women Do."

12/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: World's Worst Worker Bees

12/10/2012 - Another Day, Another Icky Kevin Clash Underage Sex Lawsuit

12/10/2012 - Yoko Ono's Cover of Katy Perry's 'Firework' Is the Best Thing Ever

12/10/2012 - Kim Kelly Is Having a Baby!

12/10/2012 - Sorry, Floor Eaters: The 5-Second Rule Is Definitely a Myth

12/10/2012 - Fuck You, Unsolicited Advice

12/10/2012 - Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots

12/10/2012 - Why You're Such an Indecisive Screwball

12/10/2012 - Fuck You, Holiday Parties

12/10/2012 - Meet the 'Nice Guy' Pickup Artists

12/10/2012 - Pickle-Flavored Candy Canes Are the Newest Gross Novelty Treat

12/10/2012 - Fuck You, Gchat

12/10/2012 - Maybe More Women Would Ask Guys to Marry Them If It Weren’t Seen as Such an Emasculating Bummer

12/10/2012 - Are You Unhappy with Your Life? Try Being More Crabby

12/10/2012 - The Girls Soundtrack Will Include the Songs of a Generation

12/10/2012 - Sesame Street Teaches Kids About Divorce For the First Time Ever

12/10/2012 - Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like Being Called Grumpy Cat

12/10/2012 - A Whopping 80% of Centenarians Are Women

12/10/2012 - Fuck You, Menstruation

12/10/2012 - Teenage Girl Demonstrates Value of Speaking Out About Sexual Assault

12/10/2012 - One Song More: Les Miz Adds a Shiny New Musical Number

12/10/2012 - Study Shows Queen Bees Pick Favorite Daughters

12/10/2012 - Girls Season One, in 10 (Spoiler-free!) Memes

12/10/2012 - Who's to Blame for British Nurse Jacintha Saldanha's Suicide?

12/10/2012 - Waiter Hilariously Calls Paying Customers 'Fat Girls' on Receipt

12/10/2012 - Coat-Wearing Monkey Gets Loose in an Ikea Parking Lot, Just Wants Some Damn Meatballs

12/10/2012 - Woman Shot Dead by Walmart Security Guard on Suspicion of Shoplifting

12/10/2012 - Terry Miller Makes an Honest Man of Dan Savage

12/10/2012 - Here Are Some Testicles to Hang From the Ol' Christmas Tree

12/10/2012 - The Holy Union of Ice and Coco Is Being Torn Asunder

12/9/2012 - Introducing Drinkware That Changes Color When Rape Drugs Are Present

12/9/2012 - Here Is a Kitten Who's Better at Ping Pong Than You Are

12/9/2012 - Axe Body Spray: For Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as 'Bags of Sand'

12/9/2012 - Hugh Jackman Sings 'The Confrontation' with Aussie Talk Show Host, Is Highly Adorable

12/9/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Celebrate the 78th Birthday of Judi Dench, Fish Necromancer

12/9/2012 - Sadly, the Most Famous Alpha Female Wolf Was Shot and Killed by Hunters This Week

12/9/2012 - Super Mayor Cory Booker Wonders Aloud Whether He’ll Run for Governor or the Senate

12/9/2012 - Baby Echidnas Are Cute and Terrifying All at Once

12/9/2012 - Virgin Mobile US Pulls Awful Rape-Joke Ad from Website, Richard Branson Apologizes Profusely

12/9/2012 - A Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off

12/9/2012 - U.K. Authorities Mull Possibility of Launching Criminal Probe into Kate Middleton Prank Call

12/9/2012 - Dirty Toothpaste Ad Unsuccessfully Suggests That Great Toothpaste Makes Up for Terrible Sex [NSFW]

12/9/2012 - Anna Wintour Is Totally Overqualified for the British Ambassador Gig

12/9/2012 - Meggings Are Actually Kind of Becoming a Thing

12/9/2012 - Baby Hippo Would Love to Make You Sunday Pancakes, but He Doesn't Have Any Hands

12/9/2012 - Hey, Girls, 'Modesty' Is Bullshit

12/9/2012 - Fantasy Author Scott Lynch Owns Critic Who Whines About the Female Pirate Captain in Lynch’s New Book

12/9/2012 - Woman Gives Birth at a Zoo in Syracuse and the Animals Just Stand There, Staring Rudely

12/9/2012 - Tree Trafficking Is Real and It’s Ruining Christmas

12/9/2012 - Sugar Bear’s High Blood Pressure Nearly Ruined a Very Boo Boo Christmas Gathering

12/8/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Expect a Musical Monologue From SNL Host Jamie Foxx

12/8/2012 - Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder Sufferer's Suicide Will Hopefully Lead to New Medical Research

12/8/2012 - Female Neuroscientists Parody That Embarrassing 'Science: It's A Girl Thing' Video

12/8/2012 - Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Tired of Talking About Being Bipolar

12/8/2012 - Show Us Your Holiday Cheer

12/8/2012 - No One Man Should Have All That Power

12/8/2012 - Teen Starts High School Modesty Club, Inspires 'Modesty Week' in Pasadena

12/8/2012 - Jill Kelley's Probably Not Writing A Petraeus Tell-All (Yet)

12/8/2012 - Texas Legislators Alarmed That Providing Few Alternatives To Having a Baby Means That There Will Be More Babies

12/8/2012 - Women Unnervingly Good At Picking Out Guys With 'Cheater'-Shaped Faces

12/8/2012 - My Life With Two Moms

12/8/2012 - Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Wood Chips More Than You Like Anything

12/8/2012 - Camille Paglia Wrote a Wackadoo Rant About Katy Perry and Taylor Swift

12/8/2012 - Terry Richardson and Paz de la Huerta, Unsurprisingly, Get Along

12/8/2012 - Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died

12/7/2012 - Cee-Lo Green Is Just Constantly Farting in Christina Aguilera's Face All the Time

12/7/2012 - Kangaroo and Dog a Have Beautiful Forbidden Love

12/7/2012 - RuPaul Explains the Difference Between Throwing Shade and Being a Straight Up Bitch

12/7/2012 - The Night Belongs to Ellen Burstyn

12/7/2012 - Carrie on Homeland Is Actually Charlie on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

12/7/2012 - The Supreme Court Might Finally Decide What to Do About Same-Sex Marriage

12/7/2012 - TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!

12/7/2012 - Get to Know Your Carhartt Boyfriend

12/7/2012 - Would You Watch Game of Thrones as a CW Drama?

12/7/2012 - Mormon Church Officially States That Being Gay Is Not a Choice

12/7/2012 - Fox News Troll Returns With a Breathtaking Sequel to the 'War on Men'

12/7/2012 - Want to Be a Successful Writer? Be a Man.

12/7/2012 - Samantha Bee Reports from Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus

12/7/2012 - Gisele Bündchen Gives Birth at Home

12/7/2012 - This Is the Worst Birthday Card You Could Possibly Buy a 13-Year-Old Girl

12/7/2012 - Let's Make 2013 the Year of Plan B for Everyone

12/7/2012 - The Official Downton Abbey T-Shirts Are Simply Horrid

12/7/2012 - I Just Watched a Girl Quit Her Job and It Was Awesome

12/7/2012 - Michigan Senate Just Passed a Bunch of Bills Prohibiting All Insurance Coverage for Abortion

12/7/2012 - Meet the 'Apptivity Monkey,' the Worst Toy of the Year

12/7/2012 - What We've All Been Waiting For: An Animated History of GIFs

12/7/2012 - Dresses Both Dull and Bright at the Women of Worth Awards

12/7/2012 - Let's Talk About Kasandra Perkins for a Change

12/7/2012 - Many Fertility Clinics Use Questionable Marketing Techniques Online

12/7/2012 - Hospital Nurse Duped by Prank Phone Call About Kate Middleton Commits Suicide

12/7/2012 - UFC Crowns First Female Champion and Signs First Openly Gay Fighter, All in One Punch

12/7/2012 - Amazing Kid Trains Cats to Soundtrack of Jill Scott's 'Hate on Me'

12/7/2012 - Monster Childcare Provider Indicted on Over 100 Counts of Rape and Assault, Including Infants

12/7/2012 - Pinterest: The Future Home of America's Most Wanted

12/7/2012 - Megan Fox Will No Longer Strip Onscreen Now That She's a Mom

12/7/2012 - Let This Adorable Chow Chow Puppy Lull You to Sleep

12/6/2012 - It's Thursday: Why Not Make a Custom Dildo of Your Dong?

12/6/2012 - Hard-Working Religious White Person Tim Tebow Adds 'Acting' to His Resume

12/6/2012 - Lady Director Says Royal Shakespeare Company Should Cast Equal Numbers of Men and Women

12/6/2012 - Buffy's Oz and Willow Reuniting in Most Important Half-Hour of Television Yet

12/6/2012 - Comment of the Day: A One-Handed Read to Remember

12/6/2012 - Angelina Jolie Travels to Syria to Meet with Refugees Because She Is Way Way Better Than Us

12/6/2012 - Nathan Fillion Stops by the Most Recent Episode of Neil Patrick Harris' Neil's Puppet Dreams

12/6/2012 - Ellen Barkin Gives Bret Easton Ellis the Twitter Smackdown of a Lifetime

12/6/2012 - Do You Like Green? You'd Better Learn to Like Green. 2013 Is All About Green.

12/6/2012 - Rashida Jones Steps Into the Closet for a Round of 7 Minutes in Heaven

12/6/2012 - Fox Host Outraged that Obama Met With MSNBC Anchors, Conveniently Forgets She Did the Same During the Bush Years

12/6/2012 - Print Your Child a Creepy 3-D Alien Doll This Holiday Season

12/6/2012 - Amy Poehler on Hosting the Golden Globes: 'Lower Your Expectations, Please'

12/6/2012 - Sex, Meth, and Elmo: Kevin Clash's Accusers Tell All

12/6/2012 - Inside The Weird Texas Tradition of Enormous Homecoming Corsages

12/6/2012 - Google Donates Over $1 Million to the Fight for Gender Balance in Children's Media

12/6/2012 - Jake Tapper Asks the Most Important Question About Anna Wintour's Diplomatic Qualifications

12/6/2012 - Neat Freaks: 'Bleach Is Your Friend, People'

12/6/2012 - Thanks, Guys: Five Ways Men Are Fighting Sexism

12/6/2012 - Not Even a Star-Studded Tribute Can Convince Hillary Clinton to Run for President (Yet)

12/6/2012 - Calvin Klein Made His Boyfriend Take a Lie Detector Test to Prove He Wasn't Cheating

12/6/2012 - Cosmo and Harlequin Join Forces for Series of Inevitably Ridiculous Erotic E-Books

12/6/2012 - How Planned Parenthood's Political Team Aced the Elections

12/6/2012 - Have You Read the Freaks and Geeks Oral History Yet? Why Not? Are You Trapped in a Well or Something?

12/6/2012 - Anne Hathaway's Dress Was as Ridiculous as a Castle on a Cloud at the Les Mis Premiere

12/6/2012 - Feds Demand Recall of the Nap Nanny Following the Deaths of 5 Infants

12/6/2012 - China's First Jack-Off Competition Leaves Ladies Out of the Self-Pleasuring Fun

12/6/2012 - Couple Announces Their Breakup With an Extremely Touching Music Video

12/6/2012 - Female Leaders Could Be Corrupt Dickheads Too, If Only We'd Let Them

12/6/2012 - Kurt Vonnegut Recommended This Sexy Danish Sex Book to His Wife

12/6/2012 - Same-Sex Couples Can Now Marry in Washington State, as They Damn Well Should

12/6/2012 - Childless People Die Early, But Adopting Can Save Your Miserable Life

12/6/2012 - Yao Defen, World's Tallest Woman, Dead at 40

12/6/2012 - Taylor Swift Beatboxed And It Was Uncomfortable

12/6/2012 - Over Eighty Five Percent of Dreamworks Producers Are Women

12/5/2012 - Belle and the Beast Search For Their Dream Castle on House Hunters International

12/5/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Puppy Rescued From Puppy Mill Will Steal Your Heart, Soul, Money

12/5/2012 - Everything Might Be OK After All: Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito Are 'Working on It.'

12/5/2012 - World's Worst Murder Plot to Electrocute Man and Blame it on His Cat Is Foiled

12/5/2012 - Post Subway Photographer Also Enjoys Taking Naked Photos of Ladies Without Compensation

12/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: Kate Middleton's Best Pregnancy Nickname

12/5/2012 - Eminem's Daughter Hailie Maybe Called Taylor Swift a Whore for Stealing Her Imaginary Boyfriend

12/5/2012 - Miley Cyrus Has Finished Her Transition into Susan Powter

12/5/2012 - Woman Starts Kickstarter Because She Doesn't Want to 'Apologize For Her Metabolism'

12/5/2012 - Another Day, Another Lawsuit Filed Against Dov Charney for Alleged Employee Abuse

12/5/2012 - Danny + Sandy 4 EVR: John Travolta and Olivia Newton John Reunite to Make Sweet Holiday Music

12/5/2012 - Students Asked to Brainstorm Business Plans for Selling African Slaves

12/5/2012 - Listen Up, Dudes: It's Time to Own Up to the Fact That You Are an Adult

12/5/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

12/5/2012 - Pizza Hut Hawks Unholy Pizza-Scented Fragrance

12/5/2012 - Jet Magazine Prints First Male Couple Marriage Announcement

12/5/2012 - Today Show's Joke About Sexual Harassment Didn't Go So Well

12/5/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Got a Vampire Facelift

12/5/2012 - Where in the World Is Crazy Jan Brewer?

12/5/2012 - Skip Amazon: 11 Indie Gifts to Give Instead

12/5/2012 - The Supreme Court Is Being Weird About Gay Marriage

12/5/2012 - What Is with Our National Anti-Fruitcake Obsession? Have Any of You Even HAD Fruitcake?

12/5/2012 - New Anti-Abortion Reality TV Show Strives to Make Women Feel Really Shitty

12/5/2012 - Meet the Shallow Looksists Who Fall in Love With Internet Liars

12/5/2012 - Here Are Internet Comment Shitstorms Reenacted by Sock Puppets

12/5/2012 - SAFER Act of 2012 Seeks to Eliminate Rape Kit Backlog

12/5/2012 - Spencer's Gifts Hates Women

12/5/2012 - Women Spend Less Than Half as Much Time Cleaning Now as They Did 50 Years Ago

12/5/2012 - Oberlin Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem

12/5/2012 - Smoking Really Does Make Your Hangover Worse

12/5/2012 - World's Oldest Woman Dies at 116

12/5/2012 - Saudi Arabia's Schoolbooks Now Include Photos of Women

12/5/2012 - The Most Awesome Rendition of 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' You'll Ever Hear. Period.

12/5/2012 - Magical Used Book Store Dispenses Random Literary Treasures

12/5/2012 - Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital

12/4/2012 - Super Mayor Cory Booker Starts Food Stamp Challenge, Already Missing Coffee

12/4/2012 - GOP Senators Ensure Spots in Hell by Voting Down Rights of People with Disabilities

12/4/2012 - Your Relationship With Instagram Hilariously Captured in Song

12/4/2012 - Nobody Wants Heterosexual Women to Propose Marriage (Including Heterosexual Women)

12/4/2012 - Comment of the Day: No Shit, Sherlock

12/4/2012 - 'I May Reach Out' to Lindsay Lohan, Says Mel Gibson, Best Idea-Haver Ever

12/4/2012 - Because You Don't Watch Enough Commercials: Here's the Year in Movie Trailers

12/4/2012 - Poor Anderson Cooper Is Wearing an Eye Patch (Don't Worry, He's Going to Be Fine)

12/4/2012 - We Might Be Getting a New Female Cop Comedy from the Producer of Community

12/4/2012 - Penn State Sorority Girls Dress Up As Mexicans Who Will 'Mow Lawn for Weed and Beer'

12/4/2012 - Meryl Streep Turns Selfie Into Something Awesome

12/4/2012 - Tig Notaro on the Worst Year of Her Life Turning Into the Best Year of Her Life

12/4/2012 - Stars Mixed Business With Leather at the Jingle Ball

12/4/2012 - Oh God, Please Don't Let White Male Victimhood Be the Next Big Social Movement

12/4/2012 - University Christian Union Bans Women From Speaking at Meetings

12/4/2012 - This Handy Video Explains How Plan B Works and Why It's Not an 'Abortion Pill'

12/4/2012 - Listen to the Biggest Pop Songs of 2012 in One Crazy Mashup

12/4/2012 - Kate Middleton's Fetus Is Palace Property

12/4/2012 - CB2 Sells Wallet Inspired by New York's 'Iconic' Homeless People

12/4/2012 - Kristin Cavallari Admits 'The Hills' Was Totally Fake, Right Down to Her Makeout Session With Justin Bobby

12/4/2012 - Kathryn Bigelow First Woman to Win New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Director Twice

12/4/2012 - Anna Wintour Rumored to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the U.K.

12/4/2012 - Your Aging Brain Will Make You Into a Total Sucker

12/4/2012 - Weight Watchers Probably Won't Help You Lose Tons of Weight, So Maybe Stop Dieting?

12/4/2012 - But What if Victoria's Secret Launched a Consent-Themed Line of Underpants?

12/4/2012 - Yet Another College Sex Columnist Writes About Having Sex in the Library

12/4/2012 - Drunk Parents More Likely to Have Drunk Children

12/4/2012 - Lawyers Say Hasidic Teen Accusing Community Leader of Repeated Sexual Assault Is a Lying Minx

12/4/2012 - Attention Buffy Wannabes: There Might Be a Vampire Hanging Out in Serbia

12/4/2012 - Vanity Fair's Comedy Issue Covers Have Equal Numbers of Men and Women

12/4/2012 - Wine Ice Cream, For Drunk Fatties

12/4/2012 - Woman Raises Money Online to Marry Cardboard Cutout of Robert Pattinson

12/4/2012 - Yale's Sex and Intimacy Clinic Helps Cancer Survivors Reconnect With Bodies, Selves

12/4/2012 - Ashley Judd's Political Career Looking Pretty Real

12/3/2012 - Auckland SPCA Teaches Dogs How to Drive Cars

12/3/2012 - Heidi Klum Bedazzles Own Face and Sits on Santa's Lap For Halloween Party

12/3/2012 - Twins Treat Their Mom's Womb Like MMA Octagon

12/3/2012 - Awesome Eighth Grader Wants to Know: Where's My Little Brother's Gender Neutral Easy-Bake Oven?

12/3/2012 - Oh, Huzzah. Chris Brown Is Back on Twitter to Delight Us All with His Tasty Bon Mots

12/3/2012 - Comment of the Day: Jeremy Renner Is Grumpy Cat

12/3/2012 - Beyonce on Her New Documentary: 'I Always Battle with How Much I Reveal About Myself'

12/3/2012 - No, Victoria's Secret Does Not Have a New Line of Anti-Rape Panties

12/3/2012 - Cher Is Too Busy to Sit On Your Face

12/3/2012 - What’s the Deal With Extreme Morning Sickness, and More Importantly, Does it Mean the Royal Baby Will Be a Girl?

12/3/2012 - Update: Robb Stark Is Still Very Handsome in Game of Thrones Season 3

12/3/2012 - Computer Game Teaches Mexican Women How to Safely Give Themselves a Medical Abortion

12/3/2012 - In Praise of the Text Message

12/3/2012 - Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Kanye West

12/3/2012 - How Infant and Toddler Girls Learn to Beautify

12/3/2012 - Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Die

12/3/2012 - Hot Hairdos and Luscious Lip Colors at the Trevor Live Event

12/3/2012 - Your Afternoon Cry: Teaching Girls to Use Power Tools

12/3/2012 - A Field Guide to 'Nice Guys'

12/3/2012 - Mormon Women Are 'Admired' But Still Not Equal to Men

12/3/2012 - Your Lipgloss Is Popping Because of Traceable Levels of Lead

12/3/2012 - Living Legends and the Stars Who Love Them Get Glam for the Kennedy Center Honors

12/3/2012 - Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World Domination

12/3/2012 - Alexander Wang's Friendship With Liberty Ross Might Make Working With Kristen Stewart Awkward

12/3/2012 - Ecstasy Could Help Survivors of Sexual Assault

12/3/2012 - It's Official: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant

12/3/2012 - If We Don't Start Procreating Right This Minute, America Will Fall Apart — But Who's Going to Change All the Diapers?

12/3/2012 - Unicorn Lair Discovered in North Korea, Says North Korea [Updated]

12/3/2012 - Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Birth Control Pills

12/3/2012 - Little Girl Dons Martin Van Buren Costume for 'Dress Like a President Day'

12/3/2012 - 'Three Cups of Tea' Co-Author Commits Suicide

12/3/2012 - Kim Kardashian's Milkshake Brings Tear Gas to the Yard

12/2/2012 - That's Some Bullshit: 'Call Me Maybe' Not Named Song of the Year

12/2/2012 - Before Kansas City Chiefs Game, a Moment of Silence For Victims of Domestic Violence

12/2/2012 - Beauty Tips For the Zombie Apocalypse From The Walking Dead

12/2/2012 - Les Misérables Wedding Flash Mob Is Pure Insanity

12/2/2012 - Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a 'Weird Aphrodisiac'

12/2/2012 - Sunday Sing-Off: It's Britney's Birthday, Bitch!

12/2/2012 - Brace Yourself for MTV’s Jersey Shore-Honey Boo Boo Mash-Up: Buckwild

12/2/2012 - Where’s the Line When We’re Talking About Rape on a Basic Cable Series?

12/2/2012 - Clinton/Streep 2016

12/2/2012 - Documentarian Says That Anna Wintour Is Warm and Gracious, Like a ‘Furby’

12/2/2012 - Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Really Patient German Shepherd Foster Mom

12/2/2012 - Downton Hiney Will Be the Most Popular Spin-Off Ever

12/2/2012 - Study Suggests That People Are Attracted to Badasses Because Badasses Are Super Stylish

12/2/2012 - Dolce and Gabbana Are in Some Serious Trouble for Alleged Tax Evasion

12/2/2012 - Entering a Beauty Pageant Is Becoming Unreasonably Expensive

12/2/2012 - How Long Can You Watch a Bulldog Puppy Dream Adorable Bulldog Puppy Dreams?

12/2/2012 - Penguins Make the Best Ice-Skating Instructors

12/2/2012 - Protesters in Calif. City Are Pretty Upset About Alleged Chinese ‘Maternity Motel’

12/2/2012 - Anti-Choice Rep. Scott DesJarlais Says That God Has Totally Forgiven Him for Pressuring His Mistress into Having an Abortion

12/2/2012 - Lindsay Lohan’s Life Has Taken a Decidedly Film Noir Turn

12/2/2012 - The 32 Biggest WTFs About the '32 Things Every Man Should Do'

12/1/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Bette Midler

12/1/2012 - Gabby Douglas Too Busy Following Her Dreams To Drink Any Haterade

12/1/2012 - Men Think Women Who Look Like Them Are Totally Hot

12/1/2012 - Don't Tell Them That Half of All Shetland Pony Marriages End In Divorce

12/1/2012 - Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Is Sorry She Said That French Women Don't Need Feminism Anymore

12/1/2012 - Internet Assholes Troll Bay Area Poet By Putting Up Her Video, Titling It ‘Big Girl Does Poem On Dick!'

12/1/2012 - Celebrate Good Thighmes, Come On

12/1/2012 - Extreme Pain And Pleasure Produce Basically The Same Facial Expressions

12/1/2012 - Knitting Is A 'Good Thing For Girls,' In Case You Were Wondering

12/1/2012 - Senate Passes Amendment Barring Sex Offenders From the Military

12/1/2012 - Vinyl Snob Cat Remixes Bob Marley

12/1/2012 - Universal, E.L. James Sue Adult Film Company Behind Unimaginative 50 Shades of Grey XXX Adaptation

12/1/2012 - Only Princesses Play Field Hockey in Heels

12/1/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched Her

12/1/2012 - What It's Like to Be the Only Sister in the Sex Club