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I Went All the Way to Germany (Kind of) for This Body Wash
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Holy Crap, a Childhood Is Made Up of Only 940 Saturdays?
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Happy Hump Day!
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Jerking Off Dogs Is a Real Career (and Here You Were Doing It for Free)
Rielle Hunter Was a 'Crazy Slut' With Expensive Tastes
Natalia Vodianova Clarifies Her Insightful 'It's Better To Be Skinny' Comments
Why Isn't the Teen Mortality Rate Dropping?
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New Tennessee Law That Criminalizes Harming Embryos Couldn't Possibly Be a Terrible Idea
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If You Eat With Your Family You Will Be Skinny and Pretty and Happy
Newborn Baby to Father: Screw You
Chris Brown Softens His Image by Becoming an Amateur Pit Bull Breeder
Why Not Trade In Your Dog's Poop for Free Wi-Fi?
One Dummy Ruins Boston's KONY Poster Party for Everyone
Amy Poehler Casually Photobombs Hillary Clinton and Louis CK
Crap, They Found Another Case of Mad Cow Disease (But Don't Spit Out Your Burger Just Yet)
Secret Service Fires Three More Agents as Obama Calls Them 'Knuckleheads'
Comment of the Day: The Real Culprit Behind the Hand Sanitizer Drinking Trend
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