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Brad and Angelina Getting Married Is a Spencer Pratt Dream Come True
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How to Keep Any Strapless Dress From Falling Down
The Real Reason Hillary Clinton Is So Hot Right Now
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Three Fun Facts About 'Well Dressed' Alleged Groper Karl Vanderwoude [Updated]
Donald Glover Will Play a Young Tracy Morgan on
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The Weird Empire of Needless Crap Peddled by Reality TV Stars
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Drugstores Are Still Denying 17-Year-Olds the Morning After Pill for No Good Reason
Barbara Bush Presents Game-Changing Argument in War on Women Debate
Subversive M.I.A Wrote Music for Subversive Julian Assange's Subversive New Show
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
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Maya Rudolph Has a Pretty Hilarious Nicki Minaj Impression Up That Sleeve of Hers
OMFG, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Engaged.
Women and Children Not Actually 'First' on Sinking Ships
Cartier Party Weirdly Lacking in Jewelry
GOP's Women Problem Solved: Just Keep Women From Voting
Actress Who Plays Dawn on
: 'I Realize a Lot of Responsibility Comes With This Role'
Big Box Stores Are Ruining Everything and Filling Us All With Hate
Inside the Walls of Jimmy Fallon's Estate,
J.Crew Has Big Plans for Madewell
Your Funky Sleep Schedule Could Totally Be Messing With Your Metabolism
Ann Romney's Birthday Party to Be Hosted by a Dude Arrested for Barbecuing a Dog
Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Will Be Bruce Willis When He Grows Up
Prom Is Even More Magical When the Economy Is Shit
Tim Tebow Still Can't Shut Up About Not Being Aborted
Vacuuming Your Corgi Is the Most Normal Thing in the World
Your Morning Swoon: Mayor Cory Booker Races Into Burning Building to Save Woman's Life
Sarah Silverman Winkingly Posts Before and After 'Abortion' Pix
Uteruses Everywhere Weep As Arizona Governor Signs Insanely Restrictive Abortion Bill Into Law
Safe Sex for Seniors PSA Is So Hot It Kind of Burns
Stellan and Alexander Skarsgard Share a Father-Son Moment
New Show Promises to Find the New Marilyn Monroe, But Do We Really Want One?
Drunk Dudes Are Smarter Than Sober Dudes
Comment of the Day: The Plot Thickens on
Frances Bean Cobain Calls Courtney Love Her 'Biological Mother,' Says Twitter Should Ban Her