Sitemap: 2012 April | Jezebel

4/30/2012 - Cory Monteith Is Catching a Plane in Terminal P(enis)

4/30/2012 - Teenage Girls Want Seventeen to Chill Out on the Photoshopping

4/30/2012 - Sexy Rihanna Is Sexy in Sexy New Video

4/30/2012 - 'Dear Neighbor, I Understand You Are a Prostitute'

4/30/2012 - Oklahoma's Personhood Amendment Ruled 'Clearly Unconstitutional' By Exasperated-Sounding Supreme Court

4/30/2012 - Celebs Attempt to Dress With Gravitas at the White House Correspondents Dinner

4/30/2012 - Some Obscure HBO Show Called Girls Has Been Renewed

4/30/2012 - Creepiest Supermarket Chain Ever has Been Secretly Filming Female Shoppers

4/30/2012 - Finally, Some Good News About Planned Parenthood and Texas

4/30/2012 - Whitney Cummings' New Talk Show Sounds Better than Her Sitcoms

4/30/2012 - Lakers Player Allegedly Choked Girlfriend Over a Cell Phone

4/30/2012 - Mad Men: The Kids Are Not Alright

4/30/2012 - Type 2 Diabetes Is Latest Threat in Ongoing Destruction of American Teens

4/30/2012 - In Favor of Knocked-Up Vitamins (Even When You're Not)

4/30/2012 - Boston University Pledges to Open Up Sexual Assault Center by Fall 2012

4/30/2012 - Mitt Romney, Prankster, Will Punk You About Firing the Maids

4/30/2012 - The Red State Fight for Co-Ed Housing on Campus

4/30/2012 - In Breaking News, Gen X Dudes Enjoy Cooking

4/30/2012 - Why Think Like A Man Topped the Box Office Again and The Five-Year Engagement Bombed

4/30/2012 - Zooey Deschanel is the New Scalp of Pantene

4/30/2012 - Kim Has Kanye Wrapped Around Her Finger

4/30/2012 - Why Are Doctors Making It Such a Pain in the Ass to Get Birth Control?

4/30/2012 - Here's Why You Do Not Fuck with the Girl Scouts

4/30/2012 - As You Inch Towards Death, You're More Likely to Start Believing in God

4/30/2012 - What Your Pronouns Say About You (and Power)

4/30/2012 - This Frog Is More Composed Than Most People We Know

4/30/2012 - Domestic Violence Worsens as Bad Economy Lingers

4/30/2012 - Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

4/29/2012 - Joseph Kony Is Proving Difficult to Nab, Even for Elite U.S. Forces

4/29/2012 - Baby Gets Hilariously Pissed About Having to Eat Green Beans

4/29/2012 - Tiger Woods Hypnotizes Jon Bon Jovi with His Shirt

4/29/2012 - Barack Obama Really Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Drunk Texting Him

4/29/2012 - Woman Dentist Gets Back at Ex-Boyfriend By Pulling Out All His Teeth [Update: Or Not!]

4/29/2012 - John Boehner Hints That Obama Is a Loser, Then Says He's Just Trying to Help the President Out

4/29/2012 - Sunday Smooching: Kate Middleton and Prince William Are Totally Doing It on Their Anniversary

4/29/2012 - Irish Priest Accidentally Shares Gay Porn Powerpoint Presentation with Parents of Grade-Schoolers

4/29/2012 - Barack Obama Is the President of Friendly Gestures

4/29/2012 - 50 Shades of Grey Just Washed Up on America’s Shores Like a Shark Attack Victim

4/29/2012 - Enjoy Some Barely Legal Thighlights

4/29/2012 - Now that It Doesn’t Have to Impress the EU, Turkey Could Curtail Women’s Rights

4/29/2012 - Watch Rachel Maddow Own GOP Strategist Alex Castellanos After He Claims that Women Don’t Actually Make Less Than Men

4/29/2012 - Do Technosexuals Dream of Electric Sex Sheep?

4/29/2012 - Christina Ricci Wants to Come to Sleepaway Camp with You

4/29/2012 - We’ve All Been Duped Into Thinking that Women Are Making More Money than Men

4/29/2012 - Mommy Husky Adorably Bonds with Her Baby

4/29/2012 - New York’s Archbishop Doesn’t Think the Contraception Debate Is About Contraception

4/29/2012 - Hawaii Is Full of Winners, Rainbows, and Happy Dolphins

4/29/2012 - Science Shows that Dogs Are Sycophants and Cats Are Con Artists

4/29/2012 - Radio Dick Tells Father to Have a Friend ‘Screw’ His Daughter Straight

4/29/2012 - Did the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Turn Into a Sloppy Caligula Orgy Last Night?

4/28/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Boom I Got Your Boyfriend

4/28/2012 - Don't Forget To Eat Berries Because They'll Help You Remember

4/28/2012 - Thighed Comes Before The Fall

4/28/2012 - USASF Orders Male Cheerleaders To "Minimize Exaggerated or Theatrical Movements”

4/28/2012 - It's "Go To Lima And Get This Sorbet Sweater Delight" O'Clock

4/28/2012 - Listen to This Guy Do a Zillion Accents Flawlessly

4/28/2012 - Jason Schwartzman Is Bored to Death

4/28/2012 - Does This Anti-Animal Testing Video By Lush Cosmetics Downplay Violence Towards Women?

4/28/2012 - Hilariously Terrible Attack Ad Makes Obama Look Like The Third Member Of LMFAO

4/28/2012 - Nostalgia Alert: Choose Your Own Adventure Books Now in Digital Form

4/28/2012 - It Finally Occurs To The Obama Campaign That Mitt Romney Is A Crazier Duck Phillips

4/28/2012 - Observe The Majestic And Determined Penguin

4/28/2012 - Freida Pinto Will Have You Seeing Red

4/28/2012 - Global Superstar Nick Cannon And That Mimi Person Renewed Their Vows

4/27/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Would Rather Take a Nap than Meet the President

4/27/2012 - Tom & Jerry Get Along So Much Better IRL

4/27/2012 - Nowadays, Even Duckie and Andie Are Team Spader

4/27/2012 - Paul Rudd Spreads His Legs in This Is 40

4/27/2012 - Republicans Continue 'Imaginary' War on Women by Trying to Cut Funding for Women's Health Care

4/27/2012 - The Night Belongs to Sheena Easton

4/27/2012 - Mitt Romney Inadvertently Endorses Girls By Encouraging Young People to Live Off Parents

4/27/2012 - Massive Anti-Internet Rally for 'All Jews' Except, Duh, Women

4/27/2012 - Let's Hit Up Fashion Shack for Our Sexy Weekend Duds

4/27/2012 - Eating a Corndog While Mildly Bored: I'm Starting to Like You, Baseball

4/27/2012 - TGIF!

4/27/2012 - Yet Another TV Show Doesn't Understand How the Morning After Pill Works

4/27/2012 - Compare And Contrast: This Hilarious 1979 Victoria's Secret Catalog vs. Victoria's Secret Today

4/27/2012 - State Department Kids Treated to Educational Lecture About Hookers

4/27/2012 - The Clothes Were Loud at the Latin Music Awards

4/27/2012 - Can an App Actually Stop TSA Racial Profiling?

4/27/2012 - Top Girl, The Game Where Makeovers Are Mandatory and Being Hot Is Everything

4/27/2012 - Follow Planned Parenthood on Tumblr!

4/27/2012 - What Happens When a Quiverfull Dad Becomes a Woman?

4/27/2012 - Say No to Reefer, Say Yes to Roller Skating

4/27/2012 - Even Tiny Tots Show Signs of Addictive Personalities

4/27/2012 - Summer Is Coming: Make Your Own Cold Brew Coffee

4/27/2012 - Do Women Envy Sociopathic Men?

4/27/2012 - The Top Ten Grossest Ashley Madison PR Stunts

4/27/2012 - Betsey Johnson Is Bankrupt

4/27/2012 - Dog Has Adorable Habit of Holding Her Owner's Hand While He Drives

4/27/2012 - Dastardly Canadian Politician Attempts to Bring the Personhood Debate to Canada

4/27/2012 - California Abortion Access Bill Already Stalled in Senate

4/27/2012 - Wait, Now You Can Get Kicked Out of College for Watching Glee?

4/27/2012 - Dear Music Industry: Please Let Dead People Be Dead

4/27/2012 - First Look at the Snooki & JWOWW Show

4/27/2012 - 13-Year-Old Boy Kicked Off Girls' Hockey Team for Being Too Awesome

4/27/2012 - Turns Out Dads Get Postpartum Depression Just as Often as Moms

4/27/2012 - Sarah Michelle Gellar is Knocked Up with Baby Number Two

4/26/2012 - It Looks Like Girls Is Going to Have a Black Character After All

4/26/2012 - Kitty Discovers Ecstasy Courtesy of a Neck Massager