Sitemap: 2012 April | Jezebel

4/29/2012 - Joseph Kony Is Proving Difficult to Nab, Even for Elite U.S. Forces

4/29/2012 - Baby Gets Hilariously Pissed About Having to Eat Green Beans

4/29/2012 - Tiger Woods Hypnotizes Jon Bon Jovi with His Shirt

4/29/2012 - Barack Obama Really Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Drunk Texting Him

4/29/2012 - Woman Dentist Gets Back at Ex-Boyfriend By Pulling Out All His Teeth [Update: Or Not!]

4/29/2012 - John Boehner Hints That Obama Is a Loser, Then Says He's Just Trying to Help the President Out

4/29/2012 - Sunday Smooching: Kate Middleton and Prince William Are Totally Doing It on Their Anniversary

4/29/2012 - Irish Priest Accidentally Shares Gay Porn Powerpoint Presentation with Parents of Grade-Schoolers

4/29/2012 - Barack Obama Is the President of Friendly Gestures

4/29/2012 - 50 Shades of Grey Just Washed Up on America’s Shores Like a Shark Attack Victim

4/29/2012 - Enjoy Some Barely Legal Thighlights

4/29/2012 - Now that It Doesn’t Have to Impress the EU, Turkey Could Curtail Women’s Rights

4/29/2012 - Watch Rachel Maddow Own GOP Strategist Alex Castellanos After He Claims that Women Don’t Actually Make Less Than Men

4/29/2012 - Do Technosexuals Dream of Electric Sex Sheep?

4/29/2012 - Christina Ricci Wants to Come to Sleepaway Camp with You

4/29/2012 - We’ve All Been Duped Into Thinking that Women Are Making More Money than Men

4/29/2012 - Mommy Husky Adorably Bonds with Her Baby

4/29/2012 - New York’s Archbishop Doesn’t Think the Contraception Debate Is About Contraception

4/29/2012 - Hawaii Is Full of Winners, Rainbows, and Happy Dolphins

4/29/2012 - Science Shows that Dogs Are Sycophants and Cats Are Con Artists

4/29/2012 - Radio Dick Tells Father to Have a Friend ‘Screw’ His Daughter Straight

4/29/2012 - Did the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Turn Into a Sloppy Caligula Orgy Last Night?

4/28/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Boom I Got Your Boyfriend

4/28/2012 - Don't Forget To Eat Berries Because They'll Help You Remember

4/28/2012 - Thighed Comes Before The Fall

4/28/2012 - USASF Orders Male Cheerleaders To "Minimize Exaggerated or Theatrical Movements”

4/28/2012 - It's "Go To Lima And Get This Sorbet Sweater Delight" O'Clock

4/28/2012 - Listen to This Guy Do a Zillion Accents Flawlessly

4/28/2012 - Jason Schwartzman Is Bored to Death

4/28/2012 - Does This Anti-Animal Testing Video By Lush Cosmetics Downplay Violence Towards Women?

4/28/2012 - Hilariously Terrible Attack Ad Makes Obama Look Like The Third Member Of LMFAO

4/28/2012 - Nostalgia Alert: Choose Your Own Adventure Books Now in Digital Form

4/28/2012 - It Finally Occurs To The Obama Campaign That Mitt Romney Is A Crazier Duck Phillips

4/28/2012 - Observe The Majestic And Determined Penguin

4/28/2012 - Freida Pinto Will Have You Seeing Red

4/28/2012 - Global Superstar Nick Cannon And That Mimi Person Renewed Their Vows

4/27/2012 - Lindsay Lohan Would Rather Take a Nap than Meet the President

4/27/2012 - Tom & Jerry Get Along So Much Better IRL

4/27/2012 - Nowadays, Even Duckie and Andie Are Team Spader

4/27/2012 - Paul Rudd Spreads His Legs in This Is 40

4/27/2012 - Republicans Continue 'Imaginary' War on Women by Trying to Cut Funding for Women's Health Care

4/27/2012 - The Night Belongs to Sheena Easton

4/27/2012 - Mitt Romney Inadvertently Endorses Girls By Encouraging Young People to Live Off Parents

4/27/2012 - Massive Anti-Internet Rally for 'All Jews' Except, Duh, Women

4/27/2012 - Let's Hit Up Fashion Shack for Our Sexy Weekend Duds

4/27/2012 - Eating a Corndog While Mildly Bored: I'm Starting to Like You, Baseball

4/27/2012 - TGIF!

4/27/2012 - Yet Another TV Show Doesn't Understand How the Morning After Pill Works

4/27/2012 - Compare And Contrast: This Hilarious 1979 Victoria's Secret Catalog vs. Victoria's Secret Today

4/27/2012 - State Department Kids Treated to Educational Lecture About Hookers

4/27/2012 - The Clothes Were Loud at the Latin Music Awards

4/27/2012 - Can an App Actually Stop TSA Racial Profiling?

4/27/2012 - Top Girl, The Game Where Makeovers Are Mandatory and Being Hot Is Everything

4/27/2012 - Follow Planned Parenthood on Tumblr!

4/27/2012 - What Happens When a Quiverfull Dad Becomes a Woman?

4/27/2012 - Say No to Reefer, Say Yes to Roller Skating

4/27/2012 - Even Tiny Tots Show Signs of Addictive Personalities

4/27/2012 - Summer Is Coming: Make Your Own Cold Brew Coffee

4/27/2012 - Do Women Envy Sociopathic Men?

4/27/2012 - The Top Ten Grossest Ashley Madison PR Stunts

4/27/2012 - Betsey Johnson Is Bankrupt

4/27/2012 - Dog Has Adorable Habit of Holding Her Owner's Hand While He Drives

4/27/2012 - Dastardly Canadian Politician Attempts to Bring the Personhood Debate to Canada

4/27/2012 - California Abortion Access Bill Already Stalled in Senate

4/27/2012 - Wait, Now You Can Get Kicked Out of College for Watching Glee?

4/27/2012 - Dear Music Industry: Please Let Dead People Be Dead

4/27/2012 - First Look at the Snooki & JWOWW Show

4/27/2012 - 13-Year-Old Boy Kicked Off Girls' Hockey Team for Being Too Awesome

4/27/2012 - Turns Out Dads Get Postpartum Depression Just as Often as Moms

4/27/2012 - Sarah Michelle Gellar is Knocked Up with Baby Number Two

4/26/2012 - It Looks Like Girls Is Going to Have a Black Character After All

4/26/2012 - Kitty Discovers Ecstasy Courtesy of a Neck Massager

4/26/2012 - Heidi Klum Spreads Her Wings and Prepares to Take Flight

4/26/2012 - Maggie Gyllenhall Offers Insight Into What Makes a Sex Scene Good

4/26/2012 - Conservatives Make up for that Whole 'War on Women' Business with Club Especially for Ladies

4/26/2012 - Comment of the Day: You'll Laugh Until You Pee on the Street

4/26/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Disappoints the World by Handling Brad and Angelina's Engagement Like a Grown-Up

4/26/2012 - Ellen Degeneres Reads Aloud '50 Shades of Grey'

4/26/2012 - Awesome Collision: Aubrey Plaza Acts Out a Scene from Buffy

4/26/2012 - Even The Dalai Lama Isn't Immune to Your Feminine Wiles

4/26/2012 - Bridal And Baby Showers: Tradition Or Torture?

4/26/2012 - Uh Oh, There's Probably Another Secret Service Hooker Scandal

4/26/2012 - If You Love Your Dog, You'll Let Him Watch TV All Day

4/26/2012 - Bacon Dangler Needed ASAP

4/26/2012 - Rich People Now Buying $1200 Dresses For Their Toddlers

4/26/2012 - Pick the Perfect Neighborhood without Pesky Ethnic Groups Getting in the Way!

4/26/2012 - Meet Stalker Sarah: The Girl Who's Met Every Famous Person Ever

4/26/2012 - Pundit Tells Dumb 'Sandra Fluke is a Lesbian!' Joke; Internet Ridicule Commences

4/26/2012 - A Fetus Is Not a Person, But a Pregnant Woman Sure as Hell Is

4/26/2012 - Yertle the Turtle Deemed 'Too Political' for Fragile Canadian Schoolchildren

4/26/2012 - Sen. Al Franken Cries While Discussing Violence Against Women Act

4/26/2012 - Not Many People Brought Their Daughters to Work Today, and That's Okay

4/26/2012 - School Declares War on Hugs

4/26/2012 - Molly Ringwald Tells Reddit Secret of Youth is 'Blood of Kristen Stewart'

4/26/2012 - People Invites You to Gawk at Zooey Deschanel Without Makeup

4/26/2012 - Sandra Fluke Sluttily Commits Self to a Lifetime of Monogamy

4/26/2012 - The Dudes of Mad Men Play Handsomest Bowling Game Ever

4/26/2012 - Thanks, Germany, for Your Hard-Hitting Coverage of the Biggest Breasts in the World

4/26/2012 - A Complete Guide to 'Hipster Racism'

4/26/2012 - Harper's Bazaar Cover Dares To Show A 56-Year-Old Woman's Wrinkles

4/26/2012 - California Might Actually Expand Abortion Access

4/26/2012 - Facebook Comments Spark 30-Woman Street Brawl

4/26/2012 - That Time Joan Cusack Told Gabourey Sidibe She Should Quit Showbiz

4/26/2012 - Did Classy 'Girls Gone Wild' Founder Joe Francis Impersonate a Senator? [Updated: Nope]

4/26/2012 - Catholic School Fires Teacher for Getting Sinful Fertility Treatments

4/26/2012 - Fox News to Bring Political Expert Kim Kardashian to White House Correspondants' Dinner

4/26/2012 - Light One Up: Kelly Oxford Sells Hilarious-Sounding Stoner Screenplay

4/26/2012 - TSA Screenings to Be Slightly Less Gropey

4/26/2012 - Indian 'Baby Bride' Makes History by Successfully Having Her Marriage Annulled

4/26/2012 - Nifty Cookware Lets You Eat Meals in the Shape of Your Favorite State

4/26/2012 - Ke$ha Wants You to Watch Her Take a Piss in the Street

4/25/2012 - Giant Fireball in the Sky Was Totally No Big Deal

4/25/2012 - Escaped Puppy Runs on to Runway and Causes Cutest Airport Delay Ever

4/25/2012 - Sarah Jessica Parker Treats Her Adorable Son James to a Night at the Theater

4/25/2012 - School Forbids Girl From Attending Prom Because She Doesn't Have a Date

4/25/2012 - New Version of Violence Against Women Act Shows GOP Only Hates the Most Vulnerable Women

4/25/2012 - Comment of the Day: Won't You Please Help John Edwards Run for President?

4/25/2012 - Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley Get a Surprise Visit From the Celebrity Baby Stork

4/25/2012 - Bret Easton Ellis and Molly Ringwald Reminisce About an Old Threesome with Rielle Hunter

4/25/2012 - Badass Athlete Unleashes Vigilante Justice Against Her Facebook Stalker

4/25/2012 - I Went All the Way to Germany (Kind of) for This Body Wash

4/25/2012 - Dog and Cheetah Are Furry Adorable Besties

4/25/2012 - Purity Ring 3000 Will Keep You Chaste Using Lasers and Shame

4/25/2012 - Holy Crap, a Childhood Is Made Up of Only 940 Saturdays?

4/25/2012 - Woman Uses Superhero Alter Ego and Killer Sense of Humor to Manage Tourette's

4/25/2012 - OMG Your Boyfriend Might Be Tweeting About You Right Now

4/25/2012 - We Just Really Want to Make Sure You're Cool on the 'Eating Alone' Front

4/25/2012 - Egypt Considers Allowing Men to Have Sex with Their Dead Wives' Bodies [Updated]

4/25/2012 - For Your Inner Tween: The One Man Newsies Medley

4/25/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Kim Thinks Kanye Would Be the Perfect BabyDaddy

4/25/2012 - Pro-Choice People Dream of a World Where All Babies Are Aborted, Says Ridiculous Governor

4/25/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

4/25/2012 - Welcome to Burgess Hill, The Mod '60s Boarding School Where You Can Do Whatever You Want

4/25/2012 - Gingrich Quits Ailing Campaign for Hotter, Younger Campaign

4/25/2012 - Top Model Coco Rocha Slams Mag for Photoshopping Off Her Underwear

4/25/2012 - For Chrissakes, There Is Nothing Wrong With You: A Dating Manifesto

4/25/2012 - Jerking Off Dogs Is a Real Career (and Here You Were Doing It for Free)

4/25/2012 - Rielle Hunter Was a 'Crazy Slut' With Expensive Tastes

4/25/2012 - Natalia Vodianova Clarifies Her Insightful 'It's Better To Be Skinny' Comments

4/25/2012 - Why Isn't the Teen Mortality Rate Dropping?

4/25/2012 - Meet the Face of Objective Beauty

4/25/2012 - They Found the G-Spot! No They Didn't! Yes They Did!

4/25/2012 - Time's 100 Most Influential People Aren't So Inspiring in the Fashion Department

4/25/2012 - New Tennessee Law That Criminalizes Harming Embryos Couldn't Possibly Be a Terrible Idea

4/25/2012 - Beyoncé Is People's First Black 'Most Beautiful Woman' in 9 Years

4/25/2012 - If You Eat With Your Family You Will Be Skinny and Pretty and Happy

4/25/2012 - Newborn Baby to Father: Screw You

4/25/2012 - Chris Brown Softens His Image by Becoming an Amateur Pit Bull Breeder

4/24/2012 - Why Not Trade In Your Dog's Poop for Free Wi-Fi?

4/24/2012 - One Dummy Ruins Boston's KONY Poster Party for Everyone

4/24/2012 - Amy Poehler Casually Photobombs Hillary Clinton and Louis CK

4/24/2012 - Crap, They Found Another Case of Mad Cow Disease (But Don't Spit Out Your Burger Just Yet)

4/24/2012 - Secret Service Fires Three More Agents as Obama Calls Them 'Knuckleheads'

4/24/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Real Culprit Behind the Hand Sanitizer Drinking Trend

4/24/2012 - Rosie O'Donnell Appoints Herself Boss of Lindsay Lohan, Says She Sucks Too Much to Be Liz Taylor

4/24/2012 - Let's All Go Out For Pizza Shirts

4/24/2012 - The Dude From Joe Millionaire Apologizes For Being A Total Douche On Joe Millionaire

4/24/2012 - Another Take on Bikini Season: Fuck It, Just Rock What You Got

4/24/2012 - The Best Time to Get Accidentally Pregnant is When You're Young and Carefree

4/24/2012 - My Mom Is My Best Friend, and That's Not Necessarily a Good Thing

4/24/2012 - Who Should Be America's Next Drag Super Star?

4/24/2012 - Banning Confederate Flag Dress-Wearing Teen From Prom Was Totally Unfair, Y'all

4/24/2012 - True Blood Author Charlaine Harris Lands Another Creepshow

4/24/2012 - Roving Porn Van Offering Free Breast Exams Today

4/24/2012 - 'Covert Fashion' Lets You Carry Your Concealed Weapon in Terrifying Style

4/24/2012 - How Terrible Dating Advice Can Actually Help Unemployed College Grads

4/24/2012 - Essence's Just-Dismissed Managing Editor Secretly Republican and Possibly Racist

4/24/2012 - Groundbreaking 'Study' Reveals that Swimsuit Shopping Makes Women Feel Like Shit

4/24/2012 - The Cool Girls and Hot Messes of the Tribeca Film Festival

4/24/2012 - Incredibly Fat Cat Makes Me Feel So Many Things

4/24/2012 - What's TSA for 'Vagina'?

4/24/2012 - The Company That Made Your Underwear Is Giving Money To Romney

4/24/2012 - Studio Exec Forces Jason Segel to Lose Weight, Since Thin Women Don't Marry Chunky Guys

4/24/2012 - Fearing that Congress Has Become a Giant Circle Jerk, Women Withhold Political Donations

4/24/2012 - Ladies, Learn to Spend Some Time Alone

4/24/2012 - Don't Miss Fiona Apple's Wild Comeback Ride at NYC's Governors Ball

4/24/2012 - How Many Times Can Kelly Bensimon Say The Word 'Hot' In a Single Interview?

4/24/2012 - The Dating Website Where Rich People Take Pretty People on Fancy Vacations, Which Is 100% Definitely Not Prostitutey at All

4/24/2012 - Why Does the Middle East Hate Women?

4/24/2012 - Hand Sanitizer Chugging Proves American Teens May Be World's Stupidest

4/24/2012 - Woman Reunited With Lost Dog via Today Show, Then Returns Dog to Shelter

4/24/2012 - Public Breastfeeding Needs a Less Articulate Infant Spokesperson

4/24/2012 - Michelle Williams is Down for the Dawson's Creek Reunion

4/23/2012 - German Olympian Calls Out Crap Email Dude on Facebook

4/23/2012 - Manhattan Residents of Car-Sex Hotspot Call for an Unsexy Parking Ban

4/23/2012 - Help Me

4/23/2012 - Meet Boston’s Charles Bronson for Street Harassers

4/23/2012 - New York Madam’s Husband Nonplussed by Our Justice System

4/23/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Romney Campaign Wants to Yellow-Wallpaper Lady Voters Everywhere

4/23/2012 - Jennifer Aniston Once Again Facing Spinsterhood

4/23/2012 - Spirit Airlines Pulls Horribly Offensive Colombian Hookers Parody Ad

4/23/2012 - Mitt Romney Wanted Computers to Come Equipped with Magical Anti-Porn Button

4/23/2012 - Get Ready for the Most Depressing Senate Debate of All Time!

4/23/2012 - Send Us Your Nostalgic and Nutty Prom Pictures

4/23/2012 - Want to Have Sex with a Surgically Enhanced Penis? Visit Beautiful Greece!

4/23/2012 - Anti-Woman Politician Refuses to Debate Congresswoman Because She'll Make Him Say Dumb Things

4/23/2012 - Real Housewives Simon van Kempen Ejaculated on His Wife While She Gave Birth to Their Son

4/23/2012 - The Idiotic New Sting Operation Against Planned Parenthood

4/23/2012 - Ugh, Game of Thrones, Why So Much Unnecessary Humping?

4/23/2012 - Care Bears: The Latest Beloved Childhood Characters Hollywood Plans to Ruin

4/23/2012 - Mad Men: Life's a Trip

4/23/2012 - This Hot, Kitten-Toting Fireman Wants to Make You a Drink

4/23/2012 - Thomas Kinkade's Wife Files Restraining Order Against Thomas Kinkade's Girlfriend

4/23/2012 - Brief Interviews With Boys Who Talk About Girls

4/23/2012 - Reddit Is Officially the Worst Possible Place for Rape Victims to Seek Advice

4/23/2012 - Eyebrows that Would Make Joan Crawford Jealous

4/23/2012 - Model Natalia Vodianova Explains it Is Better to be Skinny Than Fat, Dummies

4/23/2012 - Wikipedia Invites Users to Debate Whether 'Pro-Life' Is Really a Thing

4/23/2012 - Horrible John Edwards and Horrible Mistress No Longer Boning

4/23/2012 - On Calling Women 'Crazy'

4/23/2012 - Steve Harvey Book Commercial Think Like a Man Wins the Weekend Box Office

4/23/2012 - Meet Mitt Romney's Sexist New Spokesman

4/23/2012 - Finally, Giuliana Rancic is Expecting a Baby (via Gestational Carrier)

4/23/2012 - Don't Bother Feeling Regret, It Will Only Make You Miserable

4/23/2012 - Science Unlocks the Mystery of Brain Freeze

4/23/2012 - Watch a Girl Go From Infant to Tween in Under Three Minutes

4/23/2012 - Jennifer Aniston is Going to Beat Angelina Jolie to the Altar if it Kills Her

4/22/2012 - The Secret to a Girl's Success Is Maintaining Her Carpet

4/22/2012 - All the Single Ladies Hate Romney, Love Obama

4/22/2012 - The Leopard Print Bike That Will Drive You Wild

4/22/2012 - A Producer Once Tried to Help Julia Louis-Dreyfus By Telling Her Curly Hair Wasn't Fuckable

4/22/2012 - A Group of South Koreans Begs God to Strike Down Evil Lady Gaga

4/22/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Do You Really Want to Celebrate Earth Day?

4/22/2012 - The Breast-Massaging Business Is Booming in China

4/22/2012 - Former Pastor Encourages Christians to Get Down with Christian Sex Toys

4/22/2012 - Mystery Thighance Theater Three Thousand

4/22/2012 - Hunger Games Finally Dethroned by Allegedly Mediocre Romantic Comedy

4/22/2012 - Paula Reid Was Just the Woman to Weed the Secret Service’s Sex Garden

4/22/2012 - Feisty Cat Earns Its Keep by Fending Off Bears

4/22/2012 - Tiger Shark Polo Team Double-Booked the Pool

4/22/2012 - Investigation Exposes Awful U.K. Doctors Willing to Perform FGM

4/22/2012 - Wisconsin Officially Nominates Its Own Contender in the Inter-State Race for Shittiest Abortion Law

4/22/2012 - Ukrainian Model Has Supposedly Barbified Herself Through Plastic Surgery

4/22/2012 - Spanish Dating Service Busses Women to Their Depressed Bridegrooms in the Country

4/22/2012 - Is It Always Rainy in North Korea?

4/22/2012 - Rape Kits Having a Hard Time Getting Out of a Detroit Evidence Room

4/22/2012 - Nuns Are Probably the Best Thing the Catholic Church Has Going For It Nowadays

4/22/2012 - Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds May Be Coming to a Subdivision Near You

4/21/2012 - Saturday Night Social: You're Gonna Thank Me For This

4/21/2012 - Professor Placed on Leave After Showing Porn Critique in Class

4/21/2012 - Hi, Martin Scorsese? Meet This '60s Teen Model-Turned-Gangster-Moll-Turned-Stunt Driver

4/21/2012 - Critics Worry that Feminist Porn Isn’t Really Feminist

4/21/2012 - Women Sue West Point and Naval Academy for Being Awful to Rape Victims

4/21/2012 - Here Is A Male Seahorse Essentially Jizzing 1,800 Tiny Baby Seahorses

4/21/2012 - Soon We Might Have Shorter Life Expectancies Than Our Fat Sitcom Husbands

4/21/2012 - So How Did the Kony 2012 Poster Party Go?

4/21/2012 - Is There a New Kind of Transgenderism With a Faster Shutter Speed?

4/21/2012 - Rita Wilson Makes The Music Videos Your Mom Would Make If She Were Happy

4/21/2012 - Berlusconi Thinks Women Are Bunga Bunga Enthusiasts by Nature

4/21/2012 - Hollywood Squares Rebooted as Hip-Hop Squares; Ghostface Killah Is the New Charo

4/21/2012 - Ladies' Daze of Thunder

4/21/2012 - The Mulligan-Mumford Muptials Are Apparently Happening Today

4/20/2012 - The Voices in Her Head Told Nicki Minaj to Quit Twitter

4/20/2012 - Jennifer Lawrence's Archery Skills Are No Joke

4/20/2012 - Check Out Which Celebs Are Observing 4/20

4/20/2012 - The Night Belongs to James Franco

4/20/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/20/2012 - No, Your Cat Doesn't Need an iPad

4/20/2012 - Has Oprah Become Irrelevant? And Where Will She Go Now?

4/20/2012 - Don't Miss These Haunting Photographs of Mermaids

4/20/2012 - Will Think Like a Man Gobble Up Hunger Games at the Box Office This Weekend?

4/20/2012 - Why Guys Really Hate Being Called 'Creepy'

4/20/2012 - Prostitute-Sexing Secret Service Agent Publicly Perved on Sarah Palin

4/20/2012 - A Seriously Simple Way to Banish Canker Sores

4/20/2012 - For the Millionth Damn Time: The Morning After Pill Is Not the Abortion Pill

4/20/2012 - Lowbrow Fashion to Make Your 420 a Little Higher

4/20/2012 - TGIF!

4/20/2012 - How to Pass a Drug Test

4/20/2012 - I Put Out in Bed When I Need Money From My Wife

4/20/2012 - Woman Drinks Two Gallons of Coca-Cola a Day, Dies

4/20/2012 - Marine Corps Comes to Its Senses, Allows Women to Train for Combat

4/20/2012 - Mom With Priorities Out of Whack Buys Pink Rotating Billboard to Land Daughter Prom Queen Crown

4/20/2012 - Could America Handle a Black Bachelor?

4/20/2012 - America's Number One Pop Song Reads Like A Crap Email From a Dude

4/20/2012 - Rihanna, Now With Bonus Weird Franken-Head

4/20/2012 - Holy Christ, One in Four Americans Didn't Have Health Insurance Last Year

4/20/2012 - Children's Book Teaches Kids That Hamburgers Are 'Violent and Sad'

4/20/2012 - British Abortion Provider Targeted by Thousands of Copycat Hacking Attempts

4/20/2012 - Susan G. Komen's Ill-Advised Partnership With a Dictator's Daughter

4/20/2012 - Cell Phone Data Suggests Female Friendships Drive Evolution

4/20/2012 - Tyra the Tyrant Has Fired Mr. Jay, Miss J and Nigel Barker from ANTM

4/20/2012 - Ashley Judd and Friends Teach Rick Santorum a Lesson About Aborting His Campaign

4/20/2012 - Your Morning Coo: Dog and Baby Get Their Sloppy Kissyface On

4/20/2012 - Madonna Wants Adele to Join Her Onstage For the Best Concert Ever

4/19/2012 - A Hilariously Terrible Music Video That Will Change You Forever

4/19/2012 - Military Wife Finds Out via Facebook That Her Husband Was Killed in Afghanistan

4/19/2012 - Father Weeps After His Daughter Finally Gets to Meet the Members of One Direction

4/19/2012 - Now You Can Get Your Starbucks Drinks Without All the Extra Insects

4/19/2012 - Comment of the Day: Robot Sex Will Send Us All Straight to Hell

4/19/2012 - Is Oprah Secretly Planning to Get Married on TV in a Desperate Bid to Save OWN?

4/19/2012 - Cher and Elton Have a TV Reunion, Clueless Fans Rejoice

4/19/2012 - Rihanna Tells Us Exactly How Many Fucks She Gives (Hint: It's Zero Fucks)

4/19/2012 - Ladies Now Care More About Making Money Than Lazy, Lazy Dudes

4/19/2012 - Chinese Company Would Really Like You to Wear Helen Keller Sunglasses

4/19/2012 - 'Shit Girls Say' Scores a Book Deal

4/19/2012 - Etsy Is Your One-Stop Shop For Weird Mitt Romney Merch

4/19/2012 - Sick of 'Aging Out' of Your Favorite Brands? Try Being Over a Size 14

4/19/2012 - Getting Measles Trendy Among Babies Whose Asshole Parents Didn't Vaccinate Them

4/19/2012 - Real Estate Expert Scolds Mad Men, Girls Characters For Having The Wrong Apartments

4/19/2012 - How I Went from a Heartless Bitch to a Sappy Cry-Baby

4/19/2012 - Michele Bachmann Accuses Obama of 'Waving a Tar Baby in the Air,' Then Backpedals Like Hell

4/19/2012 - Horny Thai Teens Encouraged to Kick Soccer Balls Instead of Boning

4/19/2012 - Proposed Law Assumes Women Can't Be Trusted to Take the Morning After Pill Without Supervision [Updated]

4/19/2012 - Young Actresses Aren't the Only Ones Scarred by Sleazy Hollywood Encounters

4/19/2012 - American Nuns Busted for Being a Crazy Bunch of Radical Feminists

4/19/2012 - One in Ten People Have Accidentally Sexted the Wrong Person

4/19/2012 - Here's the Trailer for Magic Mike, the Male Stripper Movie Based on Channing Tatum's Life

4/19/2012 - The French Are Too Chic for Our Trashy American Big Macs

4/19/2012 - Mitt Romney to Deliver Commencement Address at America's Nuttiest College

4/19/2012 - Vera Wang's Dad Wrote An Epically Nasty CEFAD To His 30-Year Mistress

4/19/2012 - These Excited Lambs Will Leap Right Into Your Heart

4/19/2012 - Why We Need to Keep Talking About the White Girls on Girls

4/19/2012 - The One Time Jennifer Weiner Got Wasted at Dinner With Jeffrey Eugenides

4/19/2012 - Leelee Sobieski Didn't Look Like Helen Hunt at The Five Year Engagement Premiere

4/19/2012 - Eau de Macbook, the Fragrance for Truly Obsessive Apple Fans

4/19/2012 - Crafty Republicans Want Mitt Romney to Pick Condi Rice as His Running Mate

4/19/2012 - In the Future, We Will All Pay to Have Sex With Robots

4/19/2012 - Vanessa Williams Is an Unapologetic Badass When Talking About Her Abortion

4/19/2012 - Are You a Dick on Purpose or Were You Just Born That Way?

4/19/2012 - Breast Cancer May Actually Be 10 Completely Different Diseases

4/19/2012 - Turn Yourself Into a Puppy With This Entrancing Makeup Tutorial

4/19/2012 - Here's That Photo of Rihanna Doing Drugs Off Some Guy's Head

4/18/2012 - Man Strips Down at Airport Security to Protest the TSA Getting All Up in His Business

4/18/2012 - 17-Year-Old Rape Victim Is Released After Being Forced to Spend 25 Days in Jail

4/18/2012 - Diane Keaton Hoists an Adorable and Adoptable Dog Up For Your Inspection

4/18/2012 - As a Husband, Einstein Was More of an Asshole Than a Genius

4/18/2012 - Abstinence-Only Sex Ed Teaches Teens that Sluts Are Like Dirty Glasses Full of Chewed Up Food

4/18/2012 - Comment of the Day: We've Finally Found the Happiest Place on Earth

4/18/2012 - Madonna Publicly Scolds Lourdes for Getting Caught Smoking a Cigarette

4/18/2012 - Roberto Cavalli Is Making Out with a Monkey

4/18/2012 - Pat Summitt Steps Down Due to Early Onset Dementia

4/18/2012 - Millennials Suck at Homemaking

4/18/2012 - Prepare for the Return of Parks & Rec With This Hilarious Gag Reel

4/18/2012 - Toddlers & Tiaras Parents Divorce Over Pageant Costs

4/18/2012 - Here's Your Chance to Learn More About Kony From Someone Who Actually Knows What He's Talking About

4/18/2012 - Hot Girls Have Problems, Too, and Now You Can Hear About Them in Song

4/18/2012 - Is Your Vagina Red Enough to Attract a Mate?

4/18/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

4/18/2012 - Church Group Calls for Boycott of The Daily Show Over Hilarious Vagina Manger Joke

4/18/2012 - Muslim-American Comics Attempt to Heal Intolerance with Laughter

4/18/2012 - Dick Clark Dies of Heart Attack

4/18/2012 - A Manicure That's Tough as Nails

4/18/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: The Kardashians Ruin the Life of Yet Another Man

4/18/2012 - 'Avowed Homosexual' Boy Scout Den Mother Kicked Out for Gaying All Over Impressionable Children

4/18/2012 - Cats in Space: Because Cats Are Too Cool for One Planet Alone

4/18/2012 - Misinformed Columnist Says Ann Romney Should Be a Feminist Role Model for Marrying Rich

4/18/2012 - Florida Conservatives Are Trying to Suck All the Gay Fun Out of Disney World

4/18/2012 - Alexa Chung Shuts Down Her Instagram Account Over Bodysnarking

4/18/2012 - The Ten Scariest Places to Have Ladyparts in America

4/18/2012 - Can’t Sleep? Blame Your Uterus

4/18/2012 - Loretta Devine Defends Chris Brown: 'He Wasn't the First Man to Hit Somebody'

4/18/2012 - Is Girls All About Who You Know?

4/18/2012 - Dr. Google Thinks You're Way Sicker Than You Actually Are

4/18/2012 - Judge Judy Ruled at Vanity Fair's Tribeca Film Festival Party

4/18/2012 - Here Are Those One Direction Dolls You Didn't Ask For

4/18/2012 - If You Look at Photos of Food and Sex You Will Become Fat and Slutty

4/18/2012 - Sexperts Urge Hong Kong Citizens to Do It More Often

4/18/2012 - Remember When You Were This Happy?

4/18/2012 - Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Are Expecting a Wee Little Half-Vampire

4/17/2012 - Pearl-Clutchers Beware! There’s a Sex-Swap in the Latest Archie

4/17/2012 - Generation Y Collectively Squirms at the Truths in Lena Dunham’s Girls

4/17/2012 - Bear Cubs Are the Latest in Green Transportation

4/17/2012 - Prospect of Boring Paperwork Keeps Chicago Mother from Obtaining U.S. Citizenship for her In-Vitro Twins

4/17/2012 - Now Your Chance to Live Out Dirty Dancing Is Gone Forever

4/17/2012 - Here’s Some Tender Aeronautical Bareback Sex

4/17/2012 - Comment of the Day: Enough With the Gemstone Snarking

4/17/2012 - Thug Life Princess Pippa Middleton Awaits a Royal Scolding

4/17/2012 - 'Marines With Dogs and Kids' Will Bring You to Your Knees, Make You Beg for More

4/17/2012 - Kanye Interrupts Tupac on Behalf of Obi Wan

4/17/2012 - Can Urban Outfitters Save Itself? Maybe.

4/17/2012 - Your Evening Cry: Police Make 7-Year-Old with Leukemia's Wish to Be Batman a Dream Come True

4/17/2012 - Here is a Gorgeous Fashion Spread Where the Clothing is Made of Food

4/17/2012 - The Grimm Truth About Romantic Comedies

4/17/2012 - There's Now a Pregnancy How-To Guide for Type A Overachievers

4/17/2012 - Got a Crisis on Your Hands? Get Help From a Professional Fixer

4/17/2012 - Creepy Finance Guy With Spreadsheet of Match.com 'Prospects' Says He Was Just Trying to Be Organized

4/17/2012 - Is Anyone Surprised that The Bachelor is Being Sued for Racism?

4/17/2012 - Hole Reunites for 13 Glorious Minutes

4/17/2012 - Brace Yourself for Kim Kardashian's Political Career

4/17/2012 - How Much Would You Pay for a Dress That Fits Just Right?

4/17/2012 - Oh My God We Don't Need an Entire Web Page Devoted to Prom News

4/17/2012 - Your Unplanned Pregnancy Is the Ultimate Conversation Piece

4/17/2012 - Super Fantastic Boyfriend Is Judging Your Every Dump

4/17/2012 - Of Course There Are Cupcakes on Katy Perry's Pinterest

4/17/2012 - Ann Romney: Dog That Shat Himself Out of Fear Actually Loved Riding on Car Roofs

4/17/2012 - Goslings Count Baby Sheep at Bedtime

4/17/2012 - Heidi Klum is Naked and Talking About Her Blow Job Expertise in the New Allure

4/17/2012 - The Pseudo-Science Behind Dating Websites Is Total Crap

4/17/2012 - Chelsea Clinton's Journalism Career Won't Be Helped by Her 'Opening Up'

4/17/2012 - Military Finally Steps Up Its Handling of Sexual Assault Cases

4/17/2012 - Swedish Official Gleefully Cuts Racist Black Lady Cake, Delights Onlookers

4/17/2012 - Where New York Sophisticates, Weirdos, and Paz de la Huerta Meet

4/17/2012 - Harvard Overachievers Fail to Make Sex Week Sexy

4/17/2012 - Fifty Shades Of Grey Not That Great, Admits Author of Fifty Shades Of Grey

4/17/2012 - Courtney Stodden's Foot Hurts in Her Highly-Anticipated New Web Reality Series

4/17/2012 - Remarkably Smart Australian Company Gives New Mom a Maternity Bonus

4/17/2012 - Swan Kills Swan Caretaker in Horrifically Ironic Accident

4/17/2012 - Have You Gotten a Good Look at Angelina's Gorgeous Ring?

4/16/2012 - Pro-Anorexia Content Still Flourishes Despite the Internet Police’s Best Efforts

4/16/2012 - Snow Leopards Are Far Too Adorable to Be Endangered

4/16/2012 - Ladies, Start Your Horses

4/16/2012 - Reanimated Von Trapp Family Singers Prepare an Oom-Pah for the Pontiff

4/16/2012 - Woman Gets Her Voice Back After 35 Years

4/16/2012 - One Million Moms in Danger of Crushing Their Pearls Over Urban Outfitters Catalogue

4/16/2012 - Comment of the Day: Chimpanzees Are Sensitive to Bodysnarking Too

4/16/2012 - Amanda Bynes' Driving Is Not All That

4/16/2012 - Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp Perform Paul McCartney in Sign Language

4/16/2012 - Nathan Fillion Sets an Expiration Date On Spoiler Alerts

4/16/2012 - Zac Efron Gets His Own Changing Face Time-Lapse

4/16/2012 - Newt Gingrich Bitten by Penguin Egged on by the Liberal Media

4/16/2012 - Black and White Behind-The-Scenes Photos Make Retro Mad Men Even Retro-er

4/16/2012 - Intern Comedies Are So Hot Right Now

4/16/2012 - A Complete Guide to the Many Wars Being Waged in the 2012 Elections

4/16/2012 - Will Afghanistan's Next President be a Woman?

4/16/2012 - Penny Marshall Wore Silk Pajamas to the TV Land Awards

4/16/2012 - 24-Year-Old Sara Ganim Wins Pulitzer Prize for Exposing Penn State Scandal

4/16/2012 - Cat Marnell is Both Fucked Up and Fascinating

4/16/2012 - T-Mobile Gives Their Pink-Dress Spokeslady a 'Bad Girl' Makeover

4/16/2012 - With All the Focus on Being Real, Girls Forgot to Be Human

4/16/2012 - How Long Can You Listen to this Men's Rights Anthem Before You Tear Your Ears Off?

4/16/2012 - Science Proves Women Over 30 are Better than Everybody

4/16/2012 - The Queens of Comedy on the Commandments of Sex

4/16/2012 - Now Brits Can Get The Morning After Pill Delivered via Bike Messenger

4/16/2012 - Mad Men: Will Pete Campbell Die?

4/16/2012 - Cosmopolitan Is Now A Show On YouTube

4/16/2012 - Should McDonalds Be Allowed in Hospitals? Does It Really Fucking Matter?

4/16/2012 - Here's The Depressing List of Crap You Could Buy if the Wage Gap Didn't Exist

4/16/2012 - Madonna Wants To Make A Whiskey Perfume

4/16/2012 - Women Try to Rebrand the Catholic Church's Position on Contraception

4/16/2012 - Don't Miss Fiona Apple's Wild Comeback Ride at NYC's Governors Ball

4/16/2012 - Caution: Don't Tell Emotionally Unstable Relatives About that Abortion You Were Planning

4/16/2012 - Chin Implants Skyrocket After People Realize They Look Terrible in Video Chats

4/16/2012 - Fifty Shades of Grey's Success Has Nothing to Do with Repressed Feminist Fantasies

4/16/2012 - Your Dream Fiance Marilyn Manson Is Engaged to Another Woman [UPDATED]

4/16/2012 - Adorable Baby Gets a Real Kick Out of Being Vacuumed

4/16/2012 - Mitt and Ann Romney Accidentally Tell Us What They Really Think of the War on Women

4/16/2012 - No, You're Not Stoned and Watching That '70s Show: Ashton and Mila Are Dating

4/15/2012 - Man Uses Google Earth to Find His Long Lost Mother

4/15/2012 - Clever Puggle Has Some Seriously Adorable Exercise Moves

4/15/2012 - Beyonce Goes Incognito, But Jay-Z Lets It All Hang Out

4/15/2012 - Two Women Form a Very Unlikely Friendship Based on the Charles Manson Murders

4/15/2012 - Michelle Obama’s Prom Picture Is Pretty Damn Sexy

4/15/2012 - The Dowager Countess Is Breaking Our Hearts and Leaving Downton Abbey

4/15/2012 - Sunday Shiver: Isn’t Anyone Worried About How Smart Monkeys Are?

4/15/2012 - Now Everyone Has Seen Titanic At Least Twice

4/15/2012 - Would Drying Up Greek Houses Cut Down on Hazing?

4/15/2012 - The Hipster Queen Decrees that Plaid Is Now Mainstream

4/15/2012 - Retro Mitt Romney Sounds Like a More Progressive Modern Mitt Romney

4/15/2012 - Michelle Bachmann Is Back Like the Freddy Krueger of Your Political Nightmares

4/15/2012 - Timothy Geithner Insists Mitt Romney Is a Stupidface

4/15/2012 - The Californians Struggle to Cope with Terrible Traffic and Exaggerated Accents

4/15/2012 - Here's Your Sunday Recipe for Homemade Tennis Thigh

4/15/2012 - The Most Beautiful Troll in the World Will Still Not Shut Up

4/15/2012 - Wolf Reunion Is Adorably Unnerving

4/15/2012 - First Ever PTA for GLBT Students Is Happening on Long Island

4/15/2012 - Ann Romney Wants to Be America’s First Professional Mother First Lady in a Century

4/15/2012 - Marathons in Austria Are Inspired by Mario Kart

4/15/2012 - The Secret Service Prostitution Scandal Is Looking Pretty Bad

4/15/2012 - Fearing for Its Life, Courtney Love’s Twitter Account Apologizes to Frances Bean Cobain

4/14/2012 - Live from Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

4/14/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Passover Is Over

4/14/2012 - Afghan Women Would Rather Not Give Up Their Human Rights

4/14/2012 - I Hear There Are a Lot of Sharks in Australia...

4/14/2012 - Cat and Lizard Defy the Varying Temperatures of Their Blood for Love

4/14/2012 - Military May Be Gaslighting Sexual Assault Victims

4/14/2012 - Everyone Budget for HBO So Girls Will Stay On the Air

4/14/2012 - Tangled Up in Glutes

4/14/2012 - Ben Romney Insists that His Mom Did Too Work Raising Five Little Romneys All on Her Own

4/14/2012 - German Woman Tries to Hold Sexhausted Man Prisoner in Her Apartment

4/14/2012 - Jump-Rope Puppy Is Angling for a Lifetime of Underemployment and Student Debt

4/14/2012 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

4/14/2012 - Thinking About Thinking About Yoga

4/14/2012 - All Aboard the Ghost Ship

4/14/2012 - Adorable Space Census of Penguins Shows that there Are a Lot of Penguins

4/14/2012 - One Direction Nearly Had a Boy Band Rumble with The Wanted

4/13/2012 - Brad Pitt's Rep Confirms He's Engaged to Angelina, But They've Yet to Set a Date

4/13/2012 - Rick Santorum Buys Three-Year-Old Daughter Lifetime NRA Membership

4/13/2012 - Brad and Angelina Getting Married Is a Spencer Pratt Dream Come True

4/13/2012 - The Night Belongs to Friday the 13th (and Saturday the 14th)

4/13/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/13/2012 - How to Keep Any Strapless Dress From Falling Down

4/13/2012 - The Real Reason Hillary Clinton Is So Hot Right Now

4/13/2012 - TGIF

4/13/2012 - Let's Get Skinny for Our Weddings With Nose Tubes and Desperation!

4/13/2012 - Three Fun Facts About 'Well Dressed' Alleged Groper Karl Vanderwoude [Updated]

4/13/2012 - Donald Glover Will Play a Young Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock

4/13/2012 - My Subconscious Does Not Want Me to Go to a Baseball Game

4/13/2012 - The Weird Empire of Needless Crap Peddled by Reality TV Stars

4/13/2012 - Women Drivers: Is This the Gas Pedal, the Brake or a Tampax Pearl? Everything Looks Like a Tampax Pearl!

4/13/2012 - Drugstores Are Still Denying 17-Year-Olds the Morning After Pill for No Good Reason

4/13/2012 - Barbara Bush Presents Game-Changing Argument in War on Women Debate

4/13/2012 - Subversive M.I.A Wrote Music for Subversive Julian Assange's Subversive New Show

4/13/2012 - Can Sabrina the Teenage Witch be Spider-Man for Little Girls?

4/13/2012 - Maya Rudolph Has a Pretty Hilarious Nicki Minaj Impression Up That Sleeve of Hers

4/13/2012 - OMFG, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Engaged.

4/13/2012 - Women and Children Not Actually 'First' on Sinking Ships

4/13/2012 - Cartier Party Weirdly Lacking in Jewelry

4/13/2012 - GOP's Women Problem Solved: Just Keep Women From Voting

4/13/2012 - Actress Who Plays Dawn on Mad Men: 'I Realize a Lot of Responsibility Comes With This Role'

4/13/2012 - Big Box Stores Are Ruining Everything and Filling Us All With Hate

4/13/2012 - Inside the Walls of Jimmy Fallon's Estate, Downton Sixbey

4/13/2012 - J.Crew Has Big Plans for Madewell

4/13/2012 - Your Funky Sleep Schedule Could Totally Be Messing With Your Metabolism

4/13/2012 - Ann Romney's Birthday Party to Be Hosted by a Dude Arrested for Barbecuing a Dog

4/13/2012 - Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Will Be Bruce Willis When He Grows Up

4/13/2012 - Prom Is Even More Magical When the Economy Is Shit

4/13/2012 - Tim Tebow Still Can't Shut Up About Not Being Aborted

4/13/2012 - Vacuuming Your Corgi Is the Most Normal Thing in the World

4/13/2012 - Your Morning Swoon: Mayor Cory Booker Races Into Burning Building to Save Woman's Life

4/13/2012 - Sarah Silverman Winkingly Posts Before and After 'Abortion' Pix

4/12/2012 - Uteruses Everywhere Weep As Arizona Governor Signs Insanely Restrictive Abortion Bill Into Law

4/12/2012 - Safe Sex for Seniors PSA Is So Hot It Kind of Burns

4/12/2012 - Stellan and Alexander Skarsgard Share a Father-Son Moment

4/12/2012 - New Show Promises to Find the New Marilyn Monroe, But Do We Really Want One?

4/12/2012 - Drunk Dudes Are Smarter Than Sober Dudes

4/12/2012 - Comment of the Day: The Plot Thickens on General Hospital

4/12/2012 - Frances Bean Cobain Calls Courtney Love Her 'Biological Mother,' Says Twitter Should Ban Her

4/12/2012 - And the Title of J.K. Rowling's New Book Is [SPOILER ALERT]

4/12/2012 - David Lynch Is Making Friends with Birds

4/12/2012 - An Incredibly Detailed Super Statistical Hunger Games Survival Analysis

4/12/2012 - Texas Hospital Reverses Terribly Dumb 'No Fatties' Rule

4/12/2012 - Watch Tavi Gevinson Talk About My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, and the Dearth of Complicated Teen Girls on TV

4/12/2012 - Catholic League Classes Up the Joint With Dig at Lesbian Moms

4/12/2012 - Is it Possible to Defend Hazing?

4/12/2012 - The Pregnancy Fetish, as Explained by Pregnancy Fetishists

4/12/2012 - Ashley Judd Follows Her Kickass Feminist Essay with Kickass Feminist TV Appearances

4/12/2012 - Is the Teen Birth Rate Dropping Because Boys Are More Romantic?

4/12/2012 - Vogue Italia's Infamous 'Haute Mess' Spread Now Has A Parody, 'Chola'

4/12/2012 - What Can an Older Version of Yourself Teach You? Wear Sunscreen and Save for Retirement.

4/12/2012 - 'War on Stay At Home Moms' Ignites Rich Lady Shitstorm

4/12/2012 - General Hospital Will Live to See Another Day

4/12/2012 - Comedy Central Encourages You to Sneak Up on Women and Touch Their Horrid Belly Fat

4/12/2012 - The World's First 100% Foolproof Guide to Losing Weight and Keeping It Off

4/12/2012 - You'll Get More Money for Your House if Your Real Estate Agent Is Pretty

4/12/2012 - Womb-Stealing All the Rage in Uzbekistan

4/12/2012 - H&M Wants You To Buy Its Eco-Friendly Evening Gowns

4/12/2012 - Romney Claims Obama Is Anti-Woman, Awkwardly Fails to Back It Up

4/12/2012 - Why Asian Women Date White Men

4/12/2012 - Pageant Moms Chided for Inane Facebook Feud

4/12/2012 - Um, People Are Rubbing Cooch Cream on Their Scalps to Make Their Hair Grow

4/12/2012 - Planned Parenthood Sues Over Unfair Exclusion from Texas Women's Health Program

4/12/2012 - Harry Dean Stanton and Richard Grieco Haunt The Avengers Red Carpet

4/12/2012 - If You Turn Off That Rihanna CD, You're Gonna Get Bitten. Literally.

4/12/2012 - Lena Dunham Is the Voice of Her Generation...or at Least a Voice of A Generation

4/12/2012 - Awesomely Weird Herman Cain Ad Warns Americans They'll Get Pecked to Death by Chickens

4/12/2012 - If Romney Were Smart Enough to Pick a Woman as His Running Mate, Who Would It Be?

4/12/2012 - First Look: Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper Are Depression-Era Divine in Serena

4/12/2012 - Oblivious Lady to Raise $1500 on Kickstarter for Her Rainbow Birthday Parade

4/12/2012 - After Eight Years, Video of Autistic Student Electroshocked by Teachers Finally Goes Public

4/12/2012 - Morgue Miracle Baby Is on the Mend

4/12/2012 - Twitstorm Erupts After CNN Pundit Says Ann Romney Has 'Never Worked a Day in Her Life'

4/12/2012 - 'Formerly Fat' Kelly Osbourne Doesn’t Regret Calling Out Xtina's Weight Gain

4/11/2012 - Man and His Pet Polar Bear Enjoy a Casual Afternoon Swim

4/11/2012 - Florida City Officially Bans Fun of Any Kind

4/11/2012 - Now There's a Party Bus That Will Inject You With Magical Fluids and Cure Your Hangover

4/11/2012 - Miss Universe Wisely Decides to Allow Transgender Women Into Their Pageants

4/11/2012 - Comment of the Day: May The Force Be With Your Penis

4/11/2012 - Alec Baldwin Says He's Quitting 30 Rock After NBC Pisses Him Off

4/11/2012 - What Do We Gain From Watching Little Blonde Girls Die?

4/11/2012 - Courtney Stodden Is a Believer in True Feminism, So Haters to the Left

4/11/2012 - No Matter What a Woman Says About Dieting and Exercise, She's Wrong

4/11/2012 - Teacher Fired for Being Pregnant Wants Public to Know She's Not Like Those Other Whorish Single Mothers

4/11/2012 - Darren Criss Does Awesome Sam Cooke Cover, Is Also Really Ridiculously Good Looking

4/11/2012 - Nail Polish Companies Are Lying To You

4/11/2012 - Meet the Rising Republican Star Who Would Love to Punch Hillary Clinton in the Face

4/11/2012 - Is 'Women's Logic' The Worst Game Show Ever?

4/11/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

4/11/2012 - Joss Whedon Weighs in on Buffy vs. The Avengers' Natasha Romanoff

4/11/2012 - 'Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex'

4/11/2012 - This Week In Tabloids: Jen Aniston's Big Fat Greek Wedding

4/11/2012 - WTF Is 'Air Sex' and Why Was Russell Brand Allegedly Having It?

4/11/2012 - Regardless of Performance, Teachers Assume Girls Are Worse at Math

4/11/2012 - Your Afternoon Cry: Older Gentleman Reacts to Music from His Own Era

4/11/2012 - Meet the Anti-Abortion Movement's Pretty, New, Super Crazy Face

4/11/2012 - How About a Male Birth Control Pledge?

4/11/2012 - Jane Aldridge Doesn't Know How to Drop It Already

4/11/2012 - The Most Frequently Challenged Book Features Scandalous Texts and Dubious Emoticons

4/11/2012 - Your Vagina Isn't Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It's Also Too Brown

4/11/2012 - Crystal Renn Shows Off New, Invisible Eyebrows at NYC Charity Gala

4/11/2012 - KKK Tries to Recruit Idaho's Only Black Female Legislator

4/11/2012 - James Van Der Beek Would Like to Crush Your Teen Girl Vision of Him

4/11/2012 - Breastfeeding Gestapo Moves to Ban Free Formula Samples from Hospitals

4/11/2012 - Women Aren't as Active as Men, And It's Making Us Sick

4/11/2012 - Pageant Moms Resolve Feud, Are Still Terrible Parents

4/11/2012 - Men Are Getting Bikini Waxes. Our Work Here Is Done.

4/11/2012 - Your Morning Ennui: Henri the French Cat Articulates the Pain of Existence

4/11/2012 - Some People May Literally Just Be Born Nicer

4/11/2012 - A New, More Star-Studded Way to Say a Little Prayer

4/11/2012 - Alicia Silverstone Argues That Feeding Her Son Directly From Her Mouth Is 'Adorable'

4/10/2012 - Woman Who's Been a Surrogate Mother 11 Times Officially Retires Her Uterus

4/10/2012 - Tiny Leopard Cub Gets Even Cuter When You Scratch His Tiny Neck

4/10/2012 - Emily Blunt and Ewan McGregor Are Havin' a Laugh

4/10/2012 - Men Like Mitt Romney Because They're Better Informed Than 'Other People,' Says Herman Cain

4/10/2012 - Hillary Clinton Blows Our Minds By Submitting Her Own 'Text from Hillary'

4/10/2012 - Comment of the Day: Rick Santorum Should Not Be Allowed to Abort His Campaign

4/10/2012 - Demi Lovato Narrowly Avoids Killing Paul McCartney and Ruining Her Career

4/10/2012 - Vera Wang and David's Bridal Now Offer Waist Whittling

4/10/2012 - Courtney Love Drags Us Into Her Muppet Feud

4/10/2012 - Your Evening Cry: A Child's Arcade Dreams

4/10/2012 - The Terrible Twos: Where Clichés Meet, High-Five, and Go Off on a Bender Together

4/10/2012 - Why Marie Curie Is Awesome, Now with Finger Puppets

4/10/2012 - Are Bipolar Characters Finally Getting a Fair Shake on Television?

4/10/2012 - Faking Cancer to Make Money and Get Free Stuff Is Officially a Thing

4/10/2012 - Community’s Adorable Alison Brie Has an Adorable Cover Band

4/10/2012 - Serial Groping in New York Continues Apace

4/10/2012 - The G-Spot Debate Has Turned Into a Vaginal Witchhunt

4/10/2012 - Gabourey Sidibe Tells Pauly D That She's a Grenade Who's DTF

4/10/2012 - Let's Pour One Out for the Brandy and Monica of Yesteryear, 'Cause They Sure Aren't Coming Back

4/10/2012 - Dov Charney Insists Allegations of Sketchiness Are 'Completely a Fiction'

4/10/2012 - A Tasty Way to Take Your Vitamins

4/10/2012 - Adorable Boy Hero Saves Children from Rogue School Bus

4/10/2012 - Rick Santorum's Campaign Was So Unbelievably Bad

4/10/2012 - Nine Boston University Students Under Investigation for Frankly Unsurprising Hazing Incident

4/10/2012 - Teen Pregnancy Rate Drops to Lowest Ever, Thanks to Birth Control and Abject Terror

4/10/2012 - The Queens of Drag Race as Disney's Most Venomous Villainesses

4/10/2012 - Rick Santorum Drops Out of Presidential Race [Updated]

4/10/2012 - If You Protect Women From Their Own Online Personas, the Creeps Win

4/10/2012 - Andrej Pejic Pisses Off Fans By Dropping the N-Bomb

4/10/2012 - Kansas Governor Protects Barbers, But Not Your Bush

4/10/2012 - Fad Diets Really, Really Don't Work

4/10/2012 - Nicki Minaj Embraces Being a Feminist Role Model

4/10/2012 - Dartmouth Sorority Girl Goes Public With Her Hazing Nightmare

4/10/2012 - Wily Republicans Insist Women Aren't Getting Jobs Because of Obama

4/10/2012 - Hero Breaks Up Subway Fight in Best Possible Way, By Eating Chips

4/10/2012 - Bugs Are Pooping Diseases Into Your Mouth While You Sleep

4/10/2012 - Titanic Memorial Cruise Runs Into Real Problems

4/10/2012 - There's Trouble in Khloe and Lamar's Paradise

4/9/2012 - Parents Really, Really Want to Ban The Hunger Games Trilogy

4/9/2012 - Consider Helping Our Species By Continuing to Have Sex

4/9/2012 - Zac Efron Strikes His Best Thinking Pose

4/9/2012 - Jim Henson's Original Pitch for The Muppet Show Is a Thing of Beauty

4/9/2012 - That Thing Where Someone Breaks Into Your House and Tries to Breastfeed Your Baby

4/9/2012 - Comment of the Day: Eff You, Mitt

4/9/2012 - Zooey Deschanel Says She'd Rather Work Than Have Babies

4/9/2012 - Worst Governor Ever Stripped Same Sex Couples of Right to Visit Each Other in the Hospital

4/9/2012 - RuPaul Is Kneeling at the Altar of Little Eden Wood

4/9/2012 - Get to Know Raf Simons, the New Designer at Dior

4/9/2012 - Holy Crap, I Have to Take a Vow of Purity to My Dad

4/9/2012 - Homophobia Even Gayer Than You Thought

4/9/2012 - Phone Sex Still Exists? And People Make Money From it?

4/9/2012 - If Men and Women Can Really be Friends, Why Can't We Stop Debating the Issue?

4/9/2012 - Hospital Under Fire for Unpopular 'No Fatties' Policy

4/9/2012 - Ashley Judd Writes a Kickass Feminist Essay About Her Puffy Face

4/9/2012 - Oy, Get Ready For Shunned, the 'Jews-y Shore' Show

4/9/2012 - Here Are the 10 Best Photos from the White House Easter Egg Roll

4/9/2012 - 16 and Pregnant Couple Pregnant Again After Toddler Removed from 'Deplorable' Home

4/9/2012 - Sea of Shoes Blogger Really Said All That Insipid Stuff, Insists Writer

4/9/2012 - An Overwhelming Glossary of Mommy Message Board Lingo

4/9/2012 - Kony's Henchmen Speak Out Against 'Manipulative' Kony 2012 Campaign

4/9/2012 - Cornrowed James Franco Sings Selena Gomez Song Because Of Course He Does

4/9/2012 - Want to Have Every Item in Your Grocery Cart Critiqued as You Shop? There's an App for That

4/9/2012 - Paula Deen Is Still a Buttery Demon to Anthony Bourdain

4/9/2012 - Is Your Magazine Unknowingly Hawking Date-Rape Drugs?

4/9/2012 - Kanye West's Swaggest, Most Enthusiastic Fan Has Some Excellent Thoughts

4/9/2012 - Mad Men: Horror Stories

4/9/2012 - Marc Jacobs Celebrates His 49th Birthday With a New Porn Star Boyfriend

4/9/2012 - Bristol Palin Claims Levi Johnston Owes Her Several Gorilla Suits Full of Money

4/9/2012 - Majority of Americans Delusional, Pretty Sure They'll Never Die

4/9/2012 - 'Mischievous, Naughty' Mitt Romney Is Like a Son to His Wife

4/9/2012 - Meet the Creepy Fellow Who Fathered Some 600 Children

4/9/2012 - Here's That Katniss Everdeen Barbie Doll You Didn't Ask For

4/9/2012 - Women Should Preferably Marry Other Women, Says Sheryl Sandberg

4/9/2012 - Study Finds a Link Between Obese Moms and Autistic Kids

4/9/2012 - People Are Terrible, So Stop Putting Your Boobs on the Internet

4/9/2012 - Male Athletes Discover the Delightful World of Pedicures

4/9/2012 - In an Effort to Look Miserable, Anne Hathaway Chops Off Her Long, Luscious Locks

4/8/2012 - Chinese Teenager Unwisely Sells His Kidney So He Can Buy an iPad

4/8/2012 - These Tiny Puppies Are So Adorable They'll Burst Your Easter Eggs and Melt Your Heart

4/8/2012 - The Obamas' Easter Outfits Put the Rest of Us to Shame

4/8/2012 - Stupid Senator Stupidly Calls President Obama Stupid

4/8/2012 - Easter Eggs So Cool Even a Design Nerd Could Love Them

4/8/2012 - Experience All the Fun of the Titanic Without Any of the Death

4/8/2012 - Sunday Sign-Off: Appreciate Some Broken Art

4/8/2012 - Intimate Mother-Son Bonds Aren’t Nearly as Creepy as Norman Bates Would Have You Believe

4/8/2012 - Baby Panda Teaches an Important Lesson in Persistence (And Adorableness)

4/8/2012 - The Hunger Games Has Killed 90s Nostalgia This Weekend, Despite Having Awful Costumes

4/8/2012 - Easter Leg Hunt

4/8/2012 - More Women Should Be Running for Office, Say Women in Office

4/8/2012 - These Easter Skittles Are Alive and Adorable

4/8/2012 - Barbie Is Running for President (Again)!

4/8/2012 - Chick Makes an Easter Nest in Its Pet Cat

4/8/2012 - Everyone Relax: The British Male Pregnancy Scare Was Just One Big False Alarm

4/8/2012 - Booty Shorts Are the Best Way for Best Bros to Not Seem Gay

4/8/2012 - Mike Wallace Dies at 93

4/8/2012 - Mittens Is Having Lady Troubles

4/8/2012 - Even Easter Mass Can Seem Exciting When You’re on a Trampoline

4/8/2012 - True Love Is Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry for Stabbing You’

4/8/2012 - Lana Del Rey and Axl Rose Are Music's Newest Power Couple

4/7/2012 - Saturday Night Social: Celebrate American Literature

4/7/2012 - Draw a Bunny Bath and Enjoy the Holiday Weekend

4/7/2012 - Joyce Banda Becomes Southern Africa’s First Lady Head of State After Rumors of a Power Struggle

4/7/2012 - British Woman Rescued in the Pacific Confirms that the Ocean Is Still Scary

4/7/2012 - Keep Your Thighs on the Ball

4/7/2012 - Yet More Dickery Oozes Out of the Talking Holes of Wisconsin’s Cheesy Republicans

4/7/2012 - Etsy Will Send Lady Programmers to Hacker Sleepaway Camp in New York

4/7/2012 - 41-Year-Old Ex-Teacher Arrested for Sexually Abusing a Minor Might Soon Be a Legally Confirmed Creep

4/7/2012 - Super Creepy Christian Iconography Sets the Tone for Good Friday

4/7/2012 - Egg-Hoarding Parents Ruin Easter for their Kids

4/7/2012 - ‘Packs of Young Men’ Are Driving the Boom in Spain’s Human Trafficking Industry

4/7/2012 - Everyone Should Be Saved by a Lifeguard Dog

4/7/2012 - Prez Cracks Some Lady Jokes as the Nation Fidgets in Polite Discomfort

4/7/2012 - Nicki Minaj Sometimes Perplexes Even Nicki Minaj

4/7/2012 - Cats Are Totally the Barometers of Our Humanity

4/7/2012 - Paul Rudd Is Looking Quite Mansome These Days

4/6/2012 - Amanda Bynes Stupidly Decides to Drive Drunk and Run Into a Cop Car

4/6/2012 - Emma Stone Takes On Ellen's Dance Dare Like a Boss

4/6/2012 - Don't Worry, Now Now Now Generation, Courtney Love Is Converting For You

4/6/2012 - Don Draper Gets Zombified In Walking Dead Mad Men

4/6/2012 - Ambitious Governor Manages to Crap on Women's Rights, Health Care & Sex Ed in a Single Day

4/6/2012 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/6/2012 - The Night Belongs To Paul Rudd

4/6/2012 - Abstinence-Only Education Now Includes Warning Against Dangers of Fingerblasting

4/6/2012 - I Love Balls: The Making of a Sports Fan

4/6/2012 - What Makes A High Heel Comfortable?

4/6/2012 - Guys Read Judy Blume Too, and Not Just for the “Dirty Bits”

4/6/2012 - Pop Album By Uzbekistan Dictator's Daughter Promises to be Hilariously Bad

4/6/2012 - TGIF!

4/6/2012 - Backpage.com Isn't the Problem, Say Sex Workers

4/6/2012 - Judd Apatow Jokes That He's Working On Girls Because He's 'Bored Of Penises'

4/6/2012 - So You Want to Eat Your Placenta

4/6/2012 - Are Strip Searches and TSA Pat-Downs Sexual Abuse?

4/6/2012 - This Is What it Would Look Like if Tess of the d’Urbervilles Was Set in India and Starred Freida Pinto

4/6/2012 - How to Celebrate Passover, Jewish-Atheist Style

4/6/2012 - Ann Curry Asks Samantha Brick: 'Are You Serious?'

4/6/2012 - How Does Ovulation Affect a Stripper's Income? It Doesn't.

4/6/2012 - Gay Couples Trying to Destroy the Sanctity of Divorce

4/6/2012 - The Hipster Games: Based on a Novel You Probably Haven't Heard Of

4/6/2012 - Penn Does Not Have a Problem With Semen-Clogged Showers

4/6/2012 - Victoria Beckham Has Red Hair On This Cover Of Harper's Bazaar

4/6/2012 - This Is How Much It Costs to Own a Vagina: An Itemized List

4/6/2012 - Perez Hilton Takes Right Said Fred Lyrics to Heart

4/6/2012 - Scandal Is So Smart, It's Almost Like It's Not a Lady-Show

4/6/2012 - College Advice Columnist 'Immensely Disgusted' By Period Sex

4/6/2012 - Pope Vows Never to 'Tolerate' Lady Priests

4/6/2012 - Stop Antichoicers From Keeping Cecile Richards off TIME's 'Most Influential' List

4/6/2012 - The Revolutionary 'Free Sex For Ladies' Business

4/6/2012 - Depo-Provera Found to Double Risk of Breast Cancer (But Don't Flip Out Just Yet)

4/6/2012 - Alleged Teen Rape Victim Being Held in Juvenile Detention to Make Sure She'll Testify

4/6/2012 - Sheryl Sandberg Gives Us a Permission Slip to Leave Work Early Every Day

4/6/2012 - Soldier in Afghanistan Watches His Son Being Born Over Skype

4/6/2012 - Kim Kardashian Basks in Attention While Claiming Kanye West Is Just a Friend

4/5/2012 - Looks Like You Might Not Have Needed That Appendectomy After All

4/5/2012 - The Sandwich Flavored Vodka You Didn't Ask For

4/5/2012 - Michelle Obama and Bo the 'Easter Bunny' Visit Wounded Vets and Their Families

4/5/2012 - Sea Of Shoes Blogger's Parents Gave Her 'Several Hundred Thousand Dollars' To Spend On Footwear

4/5/2012 - Comment of the Day: Footprints in the Sand

4/5/2012 - Make Going Down a Treat with Vagine Cuisine

4/5/2012 - Here's Your Reminder That Courtney Stodden Is Still a Child

4/5/2012 - American Men Are Almost Too Awesome At Making Jizz

4/5/2012 - Your Diamond Engagement Ring Was Originally Vagina Insurance

4/5/2012 - Not Everybody Wants to Have Sex

4/5/2012 - Beyonce Joins the Internet, the Internet Flips Out

4/5/2012 - Feminists May Not Always Be Ugly, But They Make Terrible Girlfriends, Says Phyllis Schlafly's Crazy Ass

4/5/2012 - Sneak Peeks at Insanely Dramatic New Seasons of Real Housewives of New York and New Jersey

4/5/2012 - Meet the Woman Who's Poised to Become America's First Openly Gay Senator

4/5/2012 - 'Bone Pugz' Is the Best Music Video You Will Ever Watch

4/5/2012 - Men's Only Golf Club Head Hopes Everyone Will Just Shut Up About the Whole 'Women Aren't Welcome' Thing

4/5/2012 - Why is the Media Obsessed with This Chilean Revolutionary's Sexiness?

4/5/2012 - This Young Man Really Really Really Really Really Loves Best Supporting Actresses

4/5/2012 - Samantha Brick Explains She's Hot Compared to the Old French Hags She Rolls With

4/5/2012 - Jennifer Love Hewitt's Digital Breast Reduction

4/5/2012 - My Six Months as a Dirty, Boob-Swinging Derelict

4/5/2012 - Hillary Clinton Is Badass and Now Has the Tumblr to Prove It

4/5/2012 - Hollywood Thinks Rachel Dratch Is a Troll (But if She Were a Dude, She'd Have Her Own Show)

4/5/2012 - Meet Your New Athlete Cover Girls

4/5/2012 - 'War on Women' as Fake as 'War on Caterpillars,' Says Totally Sober RNC Chairman

4/5/2012 - Here's Everything You Need to Know About the Kony 2012 Sequel You Didn't Ask For

4/5/2012 - A Five-Step Guide to Effective Philanthropy

4/5/2012 - New Mississippi Law May Force State's Only Abortion Clinic to Close

4/5/2012 - Christians Fight for Their Children's God-Given Right to Bully Gay Kids

4/5/2012 - Where Bankrupt Women Wear Louboutins, AKA the Bravo Upfronts

4/5/2012 - Want to Really Screw the Economy? Limit Birth Control and Abortion.

4/5/2012 - Meet the Charlie's Angels of Exorcism (and Probably Fraud)

4/5/2012 - Kanye West Admits He 'Fell in Love With Kim' on New Track (UPDATED)

4/5/2012 - Stop Using Cavemen as an Excuse for Your Fad Diet

4/5/2012 - Nadya Suleman Is Ashamed to Be on Welfare, But She'll Never Do Porn

4/5/2012 - White Girl College Problems

4/5/2012 - Mysterious Creature Takes Nice, Clean Bite Out of Bloomingdale's Model

4/5/2012 - Gadget Muffles Your Embarrassing Toilet Sounds With Even Weirder Sounds

4/5/2012 - Rihanna's Keeping Chris Brown in Her Life Whether You Like It or Not

4/4/2012 - Has This Famous Dentist Secretly Been Stockpiling Celebrity Teeth?

4/4/2012 - President Obama Lives Out His Nerdiest Fantasy

4/4/2012 - Even Dogs Like to Put on Sad Music and Mope Every Now and Then

4/4/2012 - The More You Drink, The Sexier You Feel (And the Worse You Look)

4/4/2012 - Comment of the Day: Ryan Gosling Has Time Machine, Will Travel

4/4/2012 - New Cokey Evidence Suggests Whitney's Death Was Not an Accidental Drowning

4/4/2012 - Vince Neil's Strip Club Girls Girls Girls Is Gross Gross Gross

4/4/2012 - Look Out: Lady Gaga Might Birth a Menstrual Alien

4/4/2012 - Calling an Athletic Woman Manly Accomplishes Nothing But Making You Sound Like an Asshole

4/4/2012 - Here's the Charming Story Behind Obama's 'Fired Up' Chant

4/4/2012 - Why Won't ASME Recognize Women Writers?

4/4/2012 - Dog Will Mesmerize and Destroy You

4/4/2012 - Bristol Palin, Genius, to Enter 'Trial Marriage' on Reality TV

4/4/2012 - Are You Prepared to Face the Worst Fuck, Marry, Kill of All Time?

4/4/2012 - Need to Test Some Bulletproof Glass? Why Not Have Your Wife Hold It in Front of Her Face?

4/4/2012 - Jessica Simpson Sells Christian Louboutin Knockoffs

4/4/2012 - Woman Wants to Have Sex With Animals; Redditors Strangely Okay With This

4/4/2012 - Elastics for When You're Finally Resigned to Ponytails

4/4/2012 - Happy Hump Day!

4/4/2012 - How Long Can Ryan Gosling Keep Being Ryan Gosling?

4/4/2012 - Why in the World Would John McCain Tell Mitt Romney to Pick Sarah Palin for His Running Mate?

4/4/2012 - This Week in Tabloids: Editors Give Birth to Jessica Simpson's Baby

4/4/2012 - Sloth Perfects the Art of the Photobomb

4/4/2012 - Barbara Walters Calls Out 'Too Pretty' Samantha Brick for Being Fugs

4/4/2012 - Punching Sperm-Stealing Women Totally Okay With Men's Rights Activists

4/4/2012 - American Apparel Ads Banned In Britain, Again

4/4/2012 - Boston University Has a Sexual Assault Problem

4/4/2012 - Baylor Women's Basketball Caps Perfect Season With National Championship

4/4/2012 - The Concept of Work/Life Balance Is Kind of Silly

4/4/2012 - Masquerade Balls Are Kind of Scary

4/4/2012 - Donald Trump Does Something Okay for Once, Reverses Trans Woman's Disqualification From Pageant

4/4/2012 - Female Clown Porn Pioneer Goes Through Chemo. Also, Clown Porn Is a Thing.

4/4/2012 - Firefighters Rescue 22 Puppies From Adorable Inferno

4/4/2012 - We're Ruining Our Girls by Locking Them Up Inside All Day

4/4/2012 - Nutjobs Rally Around 'Barack Obama Was Totally Going to Murder Chelsea Clinton' Conspiracy Theory

4/4/2012 - Matt Lauer Asks Ryan Seacrest If Ryan Seacrest Is Replacing Him on Today

4/4/2012 - Watch What Happens When Parents Try to Serve Their Kids Pre-Chewed Food

4/4/2012 - Start Stockpiling Ice Cream Now, the End is Near

4/4/2012 - Merely Mentioning Her Shaved Bush Brings Emily Blunt To Tears

4/3/2012 - Now Is the Perfect Time to Buy Your Own Tiny Town

4/3/2012 - Yes, Samantha Brick Is Obnoxious, But the Daily Mail Is Trolling Us All

4/3/2012 - Like Father, Like Daughter: Lionel and Nicole Richie Sing a Duet

4/3/2012 - When the Going Gets Tough, Mitt Romney Wins Delegates and Rick Santorum Goes Bowling

4/3/2012 - Ryan Gosling Saves a Woman's Life and We All Die From Swooning

4/3/2012 - Comment of the Day: Taking It to the (Tucker) Max

4/3/2012 - The Heartbreaker Who Inspired Adele to Write 21 Has Finally Been Revealed

4/3/2012 - Cat Lives In Glass Table, Probably Throws Stones

4/3/2012 - Zooey Deschanel Makes a Whole Lot More Sense Now

4/3/2012 - Pool Tables, Sunken Tubs, Glamour: Confessions of a Hollywood Realtor

4/3/2012 - Nikki Haley, Spokesperson of All Ladies Everywhere, Says Women Don't Care About Birth Control

4/3/2012 - But You Chose To Do This and Other Helpful Magazine Titles for Parents

4/3/2012 - Remember When Pregnant Women Were Allowed to be Fat?

4/3/2012 - This Rear Window Time-Lapse Is Detailed and Amazing

4/3/2012 - I Re-Watched Titanic So You Don't Have To. You're Welcome.

4/3/2012 - Vogue Italia Editor Admits Fashion is 'One Of The Causes' of Anorexia

4/3/2012 - Yes, There Is a Kardashian Lip Dub of 'Lady Marmalade'

4/3/2012 - Very Stupid Man Who Bombed Wisconsin Planned Parenthood Arrested

4/3/2012 - Drag Queens Teach Straight Men How To Hide Their Dicks

4/3/2012 - March Madness Sex vs. Chocolate: We Have A Winner!

4/3/2012 - Batshit Insane Lawmakers Attempting to Declare Women 'Pregnant' Two Weeks Before Conception

4/3/2012 - Once Again, Vanity Fair Keeps Black People Off the Cover

4/3/2012 - You're Definitely Fat, and So Is Your Unborn Child

4/3/2012 - Tucker Max's Bizarre Campaign to Use Planned Parenthood for Publicity

4/3/2012 - Marc Jacobs Will Soon Be Making Makeup

4/3/2012 - Sandra Fluke Is Apparently Running for Office

4/3/2012 - Paparazzi Cellulite Pics Have Ruined the Beach for Lauren Conrad

4/3/2012 - Watch Sarah Palin's Today Show Gig in Under Four Minutes

4/3/2012 - College Newspaper Editor Asked to Resign After Publishing Wildly Unfunny Sex Assault Parody

4/3/2012 - Phoebe Price Livens Up the Red Carpet at L!fe Happens Premiere

4/3/2012 - Stop Talking About How More Women Should Be Going Gray

4/3/2012 - 'Anti-Abortion Feminist' Is Absolutely Terrified of Sluts

4/3/2012 - We've Gotten a Little Too Good at Finding Breast Cancer

4/3/2012 - The Dumbest Yelp Thread Ever: 'Is It Just Me? Women Eating McDonald's a Turn Off?'

4/3/2012 - Noted Girlfriend-Impregnator Levi Johnston Strikes Again

4/3/2012 - All Your Food Is Full of Bugs. There Are Bugs in Your Mouth Right Now.

4/3/2012 - The Couple Behind Apartment Therapy Is Splitting Up

4/3/2012 - The Curious Case of Jennifer Aniston's Secret Half-Brother

4/2/2012 - Brave 80-Year-Old Woman Lands Plane After Her Pilot Husband Dies at the Controls

4/2/2012 - Hilarious Girl Discovers She's a Wizard After Getting Her Wisdom Teeth Pulled

4/2/2012 - Felicity Huffman and Marge Simpson Share an Awkward Moment

4/2/2012 - Evil Tanning Beds Are Giving Us A Lot More Cancer

4/2/2012 - See Whitney Houston's Last Performance in the New Sparkle Trailer

4/2/2012 - Comment of the Day: Let's Make a Deal, Dickwad

4/2/2012 - Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas Are Engaged, But Will Liz Lemon Bless Their Union?

4/2/2012 - Adorable Dog Has His Mind Blown By an Escalator Ride

4/2/2012 - Ladies, You Need to Stop with This Team Breezy Bullshit

4/2/2012 - Improv Everywhere Gets All of YouTube with Their Quadruplets April Fool's Prank

4/2/2012 - Blame Facebook Photo Tagging for Your Weird Body Issues

4/2/2012 - Lee Aronsohn Wants to Know What's Dripping Out of Your Vagina!

4/2/2012 - Supreme Court Rules Constitution Protects Cops' Right to Strip Search Everyone for Any Reason

4/2/2012 - Felicia Day Wants You to Know That Geeks Are Cool Now and She's Telling You in Song

4/2/2012 - Worth It: Long-Lasting Lipstick That Really Actually Does Last A Long Time

4/2/2012 - How to Move Without Going Insane

4/2/2012 - Hunger Games Actor Is Ignoring the Racist Haters

4/2/2012 - Get Excited for the Kony 2012 Sequel You Didn't Ask For

4/2/2012 - The First Lady Wore Leather Pants to the Kids' Choice Awards

4/2/2012 - Here's the 'Funny' Sexual Assault Parody Boston University's Student Paper Doesn't Want You to See [Updated]

4/2/2012 - The March Madness Finale: Sex vs. Chocolate Judgment Day Has Arrived

4/2/2012 - Two and a Half Men Creator Would Like Us to Stop Making Jokes About Our Disgusting Vaginas Already

4/2/2012 - Terrible New Law Requires Women to Give Birth to Nonviable Fetuses

4/2/2012 - Someone Rolled Around in Glitter Before Heading to the Country Music Awards

4/2/2012 - The New Season of True Blood Looks Sexplosive

4/2/2012 - Awesome Tattoo Artist Draws 3D Nipples on Breast Cancer Survivors [NSFW]

4/2/2012 - Model Arizona Muse on Pregnancy: "At First I Was Like, 'I'm Going To Be Fat Forever!'"

4/2/2012 - Mad Men: Fat Betty

4/2/2012 - Can Ann Romney Convince Women That Her Husband Doesn't Hate Them?

4/2/2012 - Wisconsin Planned Parenthood Ineptly Bombed

4/2/2012 - Charlize Theron's Sex Tape Includes Gimps and Crying

4/2/2012 - Pakistan Doesn't Want Bin Laden's Former Wives and Daughters to Talk

4/2/2012 - Girls Are Getting Their Periods Earlier and Earlier, and No One Knows Why

4/2/2012 - The Stupidest Thing We Have Ever Seen, Starring Kate Upton

4/2/2012 - How Goldman Sachs Invested in Child Sex Trafficking

4/2/2012 - Actress Finds Out She's in Rapey Vodka Ad, Sues

4/2/2012 - Bicycling May Be Bad for Your Vagina

4/2/2012 - Brooklyn Parents Finally Prove They Are the Absolute Worst

4/2/2012 - The Snack Food of Eternal Youth

4/2/2012 - Salma Hayek Relives the Surprisingly Sad, Zitty and Overweight Years of her Youth

4/1/2012 - Extremely Lucky Cat Gets Pulled Around in a Tiny Sleigh

4/1/2012 - Anti-Abortion Protests Spread to UK, Causing Fears of an Abortion Provider Shortage

4/1/2012 - Warby Parker Makes Adorable Glasses for Dogs, Wins for Cutest April Fool's Prank

4/1/2012 - Mitt Romney's Staff Pranks Him, Accidentally Makes Him Look Lamer Than Ever

4/1/2012 - Wait, Ashton Kutcher Is Seriously Going to Play Steve Jobs?

4/1/2012 - Obama Says He Fully Supports Planned Parenthood, Wins Ladies' Hearts

4/1/2012 - Sunday Sneak-Away: A Brief History of April Fools' Day

4/1/2012 - Katie Couric and Sarah Palin Will Have a Morning Show Deathmatch this Week

4/1/2012 - Amanda Beard’s New Memoir Is 256 Pages Worth of Tears

4/1/2012 - Nickelodeon Slimes a Variety of Pop Singers

4/1/2012 - Jewish All-Girls School’s Facebook Ban Immodestly Goes Viral

4/1/2012 - Oprah’s OWN Is Not Quite Dead Yet

4/1/2012 - There Can Be Only One Thighlander

4/1/2012 - This Cat Is an Adorably Accomplished Theremin Player

4/1/2012 - Boozy Painting Class Promises to Make You Think You’re Talented

4/1/2012 - Facebook May Soon Tell You Which of Your Friends Has an STD

4/1/2012 - Democracy Can Be Really Exhausting

4/1/2012 - ‘Girls Around Me’ Developer Defends Its App’s Freedom to Be Super Creepy

4/1/2012 - Babies Are Taking Way Too Long to Happen Nowadays

4/1/2012 - All Is Not Communal on the Set of Community