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9/29/2011 - Heidi The Cross-Eyed Opossum Meets An Untimely End

9/29/2011 - Girl Scouts Finally Limit Palm Oil In Cookies

9/29/2011 - School Official Pretends To Remove Woman's Bra During Meeting

9/29/2011 - Strauss-Kahn And French Accuser Meet Face-To-Face

9/29/2011 - Comment Of The Day: GASP Is Really Trying To Fail At Business

9/29/2011 - Courtney Love Is Writing A Memoir

9/29/2011 - Ashton Kutcher Uses Mnemonics To Clear Up Cheating Rumors

9/29/2011 - Meet The One Person Who Actively Hates Kim Kardashian's Ass

9/29/2011 - What's In Michelle Obama's Target Bags?

9/29/2011 - Some Dude Is Sending A Vibrator Into Space

9/29/2011 - Shut Up, PETA

9/29/2011 - Here Is A Photo Of Tom Ford Pulling Fragrance Strips Out Of A Naked Woman's Ass

9/29/2011 - This Is What Happens When Children Try To Re-Enact Black Swan

9/29/2011 - A History Of Presidential Races, Broken Down By Weight

9/29/2011 - Harmony Korine's New Proenza Schouler Video Is Set In A 'Crystal Meth Trailer Park'

9/29/2011 - How To Tell Someone They Smell Bad (And Other Awkward Conversations)

9/29/2011 - Anna Faris Explains How She Stayed A Virgin For So Long

9/29/2011 - Nicola Formichetti's Mugler Collection Slammed By Critics

9/29/2011 - Worth It: Organic Bar Shampoo That Will Treat Your Hair Right

9/29/2011 - Campus Men's Rights Group Kicks, Screams

9/29/2011 - Stella McCartney's 'Miracle Dress' Is A Simple Illusion

9/29/2011 - Coupon Hoarder Insists She's Not A Hoarder

9/29/2011 - A Child Beauty Pageant Superstar, 22 Years Later

9/29/2011 - Just What, Exactly, Does The FBI Consider To Be A Rape?

9/29/2011 - Reebok Will Refund Your Money If You Fell For Those EasyTone Sneaker Ads

9/29/2011 - Loughner Can Get Well Enough To Stand Trial, Feels Remorse

9/29/2011 - Saudi Woman Spared From Lashing For Driving

9/29/2011 - An Insane Crap Email From A Retail Chain

9/29/2011 - Bristol Palin's Heckler Finally Apologizes

9/29/2011 - Demi Moore Turns To Ancient Greek Philosophy In Wake Of Husband's Cheating Scandal

9/28/2011 - Pakistani Family Threatened For Refusing To Kill Daughter Who Was Raped

9/28/2011 - TV Gets Less Gay This Season

9/28/2011 - Watch Anderson Cooper Try Coffee For The First Time

9/28/2011 - Google Introduces New Celebrity Gaydar Feature

9/28/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Join Our New Religion! (Haters Need Not Apply)

9/28/2011 - Kristen Wiig Not Interested In Bridesmaids Sequel

9/28/2011 - Minnie Driver's Naked Baby Plays The Bongos

9/28/2011 - Hey, It's The 1990s

9/28/2011 - Worth It: Conditioner For Curly-Straight-Dry-Oily Hair

9/28/2011 - Rotting Fruit Is A Scientifically Proven Aphrodisiac

9/28/2011 - Jack Donaghy's Words Of Wisdom

9/28/2011 - Tom Ford Gets Ripped A New One

9/28/2011 - JDate Declares Itself Obvious Leader In Jewish Weddings

9/28/2011 - Fashion Week's Most Successful Models Of Color

9/28/2011 - The Impact Of Diversity On The Catwalk

9/28/2011 - Adorable Bear Cubs Wrestling In The Road Are Adorable

9/28/2011 - First Look: Melissa McCarthy's SNL Promos

9/28/2011 - Can Yoga Get You Off?

9/28/2011 - Some Local NY Officials Refuse To Be Involved In Gay Marriages

9/28/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

9/28/2011 - Man Convicted Of Sexual Assault For Sabotaging Girlfriend's Condoms

9/28/2011 - Ryan Gosling And George Clooney. In The Same Place. Wearing Sharp Suits.

9/28/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Ashton & Demi's Divorce Dramz

9/28/2011 - When You're Rachel Zoe, One Week Requires 13 Suitcases

9/28/2011 - Why Sperm Donors Say They're Parents And Egg Donors Don't

9/28/2011 - Don Draper Presents The New Facebook Timeline

9/28/2011 - Six Months After Galliano's Meltdown, Dior Still Hasn't Replaced Him

9/28/2011 - You Did Not See Nancy Grace's Actual Nipple, She Swears

9/28/2011 - You Can Get Laid Without Being A Jerk

9/28/2011 - Majority Of Evangelicals Have Premarital Sex Like Normals

9/28/2011 - What A Night Out With Joseph Gordon-Levitt Would Sound Like

9/28/2011 - JCPenney Goes For Broke With Remarkably Dumb, Sexist Ad

9/28/2011 - You’d Make the Same Face If You Were Forced to Move to the Suburbs

9/28/2011 - Brand Name Condoms That Don't Exist, And Probably Shouldn't

9/28/2011 - French Women Push To Do Away With 'Mademoiselle'

9/28/2011 - Women's Stronger Immune Systems Leave Men Feeble, Sad

9/28/2011 - The 'Pippa Butt Lift' Is A Thing

9/28/2011 - Defense Compares Amanda Knox To Jessica Rabbit

9/28/2011 - Roman Polanski Finally Admits 13-Year-Old Girl Was His 'Victim'

9/28/2011 - Hallmark Offers Depressing Cards For The Recently Laid Off

9/28/2011 - Ashton Allegedly Cheats On Demi (Again)

9/28/2011 - Glee: Remember When Quinn & Puck Had A Baby?

9/27/2011 - Australia Allows Female Soldiers In Combat Roles

9/27/2011 - Bullies Continue To Taunt Gay Teen Who Committed Suicide

9/27/2011 - Michelle Obama Is A Real Housewives Fan

9/27/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Sad Peek Into Life With No Coffee

9/27/2011 - Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant, According To The Usual Anonymous Sources

9/27/2011 - Amy Poehler's 30 Personalities

9/27/2011 - Khloe And Lamar's Anniversary Celebrated Exclusively On Twitter

9/27/2011 - Plastic Surgeon Posts Naked Photos Of Patients

9/27/2011 - Armani Is Black & White & Sharp All Over

9/27/2011 - Postage Stamps To Honor The Living

9/27/2011 - Andy Rooney Calls It A Day

9/27/2011 - Severe Humidity Cannot Wilt Tyra's Smize

9/27/2011 - Coincidentally, The Best Countries For Women Are A Bit Chilly

9/27/2011 - This Is Exactly How You Respond To A Boy With Snot On His Face

9/27/2011 - The Almighty Baby Excuse

9/27/2011 - Roberto Cavalli, For The Acid-Dropping, Gold-Digging Hellcat In You

9/27/2011 - The Man Who's Bankrolling South Dakota's Anti-Choice Campaign

9/27/2011 - Should The Clitoris Go On The Endangered List?

9/27/2011 - Clarification: Lisbeth Salander Is Not A Superhero

9/27/2011 - Could America Ever Have A Fat President?

9/27/2011 - Fashion At Cirque Du Soleil Not Quite Circus-y Enough

9/27/2011 - British Vogue Says Its Adele Cover Is A Best-Seller

9/27/2011 - Scientology's Online Dating Destination

9/27/2011 - Horrible Surgeon Gives Woman a Uniboob

9/27/2011 - Doctor Sends Live Woman To The Morgue

9/27/2011 - Worth It: A Product For Pretty Waves

9/27/2011 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Is Feeling Insecure And Overexposed

9/27/2011 - As Saudi Voting Ban Is Lifted, Driving Ban Gets Worse

9/27/2011 - McGinniss Admits Book Contains 'Tawdry Gossip,' Palin Threatens To Sue

9/27/2011 - Your Chance To Own The Most Famous Shoes In The World

9/27/2011 - Adorable Fluffy Puppy Is Clearly A Metaphor For Life

9/27/2011 - A Coffee A Day May Keep Your Crippling Depression Away

9/27/2011 - North Carolina Sued Over 'Choose Life' License Plates

9/27/2011 - Prosecutor Calls Amanda Knox A 'Satanic, Diabolic, She-Devil'

9/27/2011 - Angelina Attempts To Get Her Daughters' Ears Pierced

9/27/2011 - Anna Kendrick Isn't A Fan Of Dumb Beauty Questions

9/27/2011 - The Household Item That's Stopping Cervical Cancer

9/26/2011 - Doritos Inventor Buried With Beloved Chips

9/26/2011 - Did Nancy Grace Just Accidentally Expose Her 'Twins' On Live TV?

9/26/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Claims He Has Diplomatic Immunity, Seek Civil Suit Dismissal

9/26/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Gay Men Have A Tell-Tale Fart

9/26/2011 - Leisha Hailey Kicked Off Southwest Flight For Kissing Her Girlfriend

9/26/2011 - Patti Stanger Doesn't Have Anything Against The Gays, She Swears!

9/26/2011 - Lisa Vanderpump's Past Life As An '80s Music Video Seductress

9/26/2011 - Sir Otter The Brave

9/26/2011 - Poll Shows Teen Unprotected Sex On The Rise

9/26/2011 - Episodes in the History of Fat: Lard, Art Made of Fat, Fat Bullets, Sham & Disappeared Fat

9/26/2011 - Director Of Precious Bringing Valley Of The Dolls To TV

9/26/2011 - The Jolie-Pitt Kids Hang With The Stefani-Rossdales

9/26/2011 - Here's That Betty White Dance Track You Probably Did Ask For

9/26/2011 - The Art Of Public Farting

9/26/2011 - Mindy Kaling And The Heart Of Rom-Coms

9/26/2011 - Helen Mirren Tried To Convince Herself To Want Kids, But It Didn't Work

9/26/2011 - California Bill Would Allow Vaccines For All STDs Without Parental Consent

9/26/2011 - Worth It: Pretty & Pampering Lip Balm

9/26/2011 - Sofia Vergara Is Lost In Translation

9/26/2011 - Powerful Hollywood Women Wear Weak-Sauce Shoes

9/26/2011 - Olympic Coach Accused Of Sexually Abusing Teen Gymnasts

9/26/2011 - Turkish Soccer Team Plays For Only Women And Children

9/26/2011 - Anna Wintour Will Put Kate Middleton On The Cover Of Vogue, Or Die Trying

9/26/2011 - Online Shopping For The Anti-Gay Agenda

9/26/2011 - Russell & Taylor Armstrong's Therapy Sessions, Coming Soon To A Television Near You

9/26/2011 - Peace Prize-Winner Wangari Maathai Dies At 71

9/26/2011 - Marilyn Monroe's First Photo Shoot

9/26/2011 - Martha Stewart Magazine Plagiarizes Itself

9/26/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Has A Job

9/26/2011 - Saudi Women Granted Right To Vote

9/26/2011 - Medieval Witches Graveyard Discovered In Italy

9/26/2011 - Woman Wins Court Order Against Self-Induced Abortion Ban

9/26/2011 - Pastry Chef Launches Dessert-Scented Perfume

9/26/2011 - Britney Scandalizes Brits With Faux Armed Robbery

9/25/2011 - Prosecutors Seek Life Sentence As Amanda Knox Appeal Draws To A Close

9/25/2011 - Wondering If Your Son's Gay? Unfortunately, There's An App For That

9/25/2011 - Fifth Person Dies After Lap-Band Surgery At Shady Clinics

9/25/2011 - Princess Bride Monopoly? As You Wish

9/25/2011 - Former Borders Employees Reveal Secret Book Store Gripes

9/25/2011 - Post-Bar Heckling, Bristol Palin Declares She's No Homophobe

9/25/2011 - Sunday Night Sayonara

9/25/2011 - Male Actors Photoshopped Onto Bodies Of Russian Generals

9/25/2011 - Bright Yellow

9/25/2011 - Firefighters Taking Heat For Inappropriate On Camera Hose Usage

9/25/2011 - Millionaire Found Guilty of Murdering Wife; His Attorney Blames Casey Anthony

9/25/2011 - Women Increasingly Buying Motorcycles, Starring in Freedom-Themed Montages

9/25/2011 - Wintour In the Fall

9/25/2011 - Saudi Arabian Women Now Allowed To Vote

9/25/2011 - Pumpkins Make Fall Bearable

9/25/2011 - Police Terribly Sorry About Not Discovering Sex Torture Dungeon

9/25/2011 - England Once and For All Wins Arms Race

9/25/2011 - Sixty Two Year Old Woman Quits Swim From Cuba to Florida

9/25/2011 - Kissing: What's the Point?

9/25/2011 - Born What Way Now?

9/25/2011 - College Republicans Express White Men's Oppression Through Bake Sale

9/25/2011 - Jesse James and Kat Von D Both Single Again

9/24/2011 - Saturday Night Social

9/24/2011 - I’ve Had The Thigh Of My Life

9/24/2011 - Why Global Warming Is Creating Miniature Animals And How That Could Really Fuck Things Up

9/24/2011 - Canadian Farmer's Market Demands Firing Of Transgender Employees

9/24/2011 - Imagine A World Where No One Asks These Women When They’re Getting Married

9/24/2011 - Woman Selling Her Missoni Target Boots For $31,000 To Pay For Daughter’s College Education

9/24/2011 - Technology Presents The 'Willy Wonka's Three Course Meal' Of Ice Cream Flavors

9/24/2011 - These Hands Take A Licking And Keep On Hitting

9/24/2011 - Childbirth Footage Has A Happy & Delicious Ending [NSFW]

9/24/2011 - The New Chip That Will Tell You Where You Put Your Sweater

9/24/2011 - Petition Urges President To Disclose Existence Of Aliens

9/24/2011 - Female Law Clerk Files Civil Suit Against Judge Who Slapped Her Ass With A Legal File

9/24/2011 - Heidi Klum And Kenneth Cole Sittin’ In A Tree

9/24/2011 - Justin Bieber Surprises Selena Gomez With A Date Night Straight Out Of A Romantic Comedy

9/23/2011 - 16 And Pregnant Couple Arrested, Lose Their Child

9/23/2011 - Slap Your Way to Bigger Breasts!

9/23/2011 - Wolf Blitzer, Please Shave Your Face

9/23/2011 - Britain Shamed By Proliferation Of Drunken Ladies

9/23/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Testosterone & Tiaras Make For Star-Crossed Lovers

9/23/2011 - The Night Belongs To Victoria Woodhull

9/23/2011 - Larry Flynt Offering $1 Million For Rick Perry Sex Stories

9/23/2011 - Just Freaking Give Boys The HPV Vaccine Already

9/23/2011 - New York Leads the Nation in Single Ladies

9/23/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/23/2011 - See Vintage Footage Of Kurt, Courtney & Baby Frances Bean Cobain

9/23/2011 - Kody Brown Invites Brad Pitt to Join His Sister Wives Family

9/23/2011 - 27 Daring And Disturbing Cock Contraptions [NSFW]

9/23/2011 - The All My Children Finale Was Crap.

9/23/2011 - Dudes Explain Their Facial Hair Choices

9/23/2011 - TGIF!

9/23/2011 - Army Wives Star Pulled Off The Stage At Military Event

9/23/2011 - Another Underage Model Breaks The Rules, Slips On To The Catwalk

9/23/2011 - Contest Non-Winner Excited To Visit American Apparel & Offer Perspective

9/23/2011 - Scott Baio Just Turned 51... And I'm Out

9/23/2011 - Snooki And Her Boyfriend Break Up Over Her Pussy

9/23/2011 - Chinese Teacher Fights To Have Rape Charges Taken Seriously

9/23/2011 - Leslie Knope Chooses Career Over Her Boyfriend

9/23/2011 - Woman Walks Across the Country But Fails To Brag About It

9/23/2011 - Did TechCrunch Discriminate Against A Pregnant Editor?

9/23/2011 - Whitney Debuts With Forced Laughter & Possible Rape Joke

9/23/2011 - Say Goodbye: D&G Is Discontinued

9/23/2011 - Michigan Close To Passing Partial-Birth Abortion Ban

9/23/2011 - Shades Of Carrie Bradshaw At The Ballet

9/23/2011 - Alex McCord And Simon Van Kempen Make Their Case

9/23/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Gets Law & Order Treatment, Possible Lawsuit

9/23/2011 - Escape While You Can Still Tan

9/23/2011 - Women Are Deciding They'd Rather Not Have Sex Tonight

9/23/2011 - A Lapsed Fan's Farewell To All My Children

9/23/2011 - Guy Must Have Spontaneously Combusted, Say Stumped Cops

9/23/2011 - Nightclub Hosts Charming Kiddie Cage Matches

9/23/2011 - Father-In-Law Of Missing Woman Had Secret Videos Of Her, Minors

9/23/2011 - Shocker: Bachmann Never Accepted Bioethicist's HPV Vaccine Bet

9/23/2011 - Texas Teaches Death Row Inmates A Lesson: No More Last Meals

9/23/2011 - Wanda Sykes Had A Double Mastectomy

9/22/2011 - Republican Debate Audience Boos Gay Soldier

9/22/2011 - Woman Steals Facebook Baby Pics, Tells Ex The Child Is His

9/22/2011 - Jaycee Dugard Sues Government For "Gross Neglect" In Monitoring Garrido

9/22/2011 - The Extended Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trailer Is Here

9/22/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Dirty Ice Cream Flavors You'll Love To Lick

9/22/2011 - Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Writing An Autobiography

9/22/2011 - If You Like Loud, Busy Scarves, You'll Love D&G Spring 2012

9/22/2011 - Porn Star Bree Olson Reminds You That She Is No Longer A Porn Star

9/22/2011 - How To Feed Kids

9/22/2011 - Taylor Armstrong Lets It All Out With Dr. Phil

9/22/2011 - Professor Accused Of Murder Pleads Not Guilty, Loses Weight

9/22/2011 - Do Guys' Friendships Need Some Fixing?

9/22/2011 - Another Alarmist Story About Teen Girl's Sex Lives

9/22/2011 - Here's That Tea Party Comic Book You Didn't Ask For

9/22/2011 - After A Million Shitshows, Meg Whitman To Take Over HP

9/22/2011 - In Winning Over One 'H8R,' Scott Disick Earns A Million More

9/22/2011 - Worth It: This Eyeliner Won't Budge

9/22/2011 - If Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Went To College, She Would Major In Her 51-Year-Old Husband's Body

9/22/2011 - Socialite Fashion: Some Hits, Some Misses, Some Serious Boning

9/22/2011 - How To Talk About Religion Without Starting A Fight

9/22/2011 - State Won't Pay For Transgendered Prisoner To Have Sex Change

9/22/2011 - Naomi Campbell Announced That She Is Not Speaking

9/22/2011 - Baking With Your iPad Is Bad For You

9/22/2011 - Ex-Mistress Says She Had 'Clean' Sex With Berlusconi

9/22/2011 - Gucci Spring 2012, For The Angry, Yacht-Owning Flapper In You

9/22/2011 - Do Anti-Sex Trafficking Ads Really Need To Be This Graphic?

9/22/2011 - Pageant Mom Claims She & Daughter 'Are The Same Person,' Living 'The Same Life'

9/22/2011 - Rumor Has It Todd Palin Is Filing For Divorce

9/22/2011 - The United States Of Shit-Talking

9/22/2011 - Boyfriend Asks Police To Re-Examine California Woman's Suspicious Suicide

9/22/2011 - Ted Haggard And Gary Busey To Swap Wives At Gay Pride Center

9/22/2011 - Man Builds Vagina That's Big Enough To Sleep In [NSFW]

9/22/2011 - Field Guide: Daphne Guinness And Her Thoughts On Hitler

9/22/2011 - Assange Says He's A Chauvinist And A 'Little Autistic' In New Memoir

9/22/2011 - Catholic College Disinvites Speaker On Civility For Coincidentally Being Pro-Choice

9/22/2011 - Brad Pitt Clarifies: Jennifer Aniston Is 'Good People,' He Swears

9/22/2011 - Another Natural-Haired Woman Gets The TSA Special

9/22/2011 - Moms Deeply Scandalized By Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls

9/22/2011 - Cheating Cop Accused Of Gunpoint Rape Sorry About The Cheating

9/22/2011 - Warning: Divorce Will Make Your Hair Fall Out

9/22/2011 - Lady Gaga Wants Bullying To Be Illegal

9/22/2011 - Italian Parents Bring In Lawyers To Make 41-Year-Old Son Move Out

9/22/2011 - World's First Anti-Wrinkle Pill Proven To Make You Look (Sort Of) Younger

9/21/2011 - Supreme Court Denies Troy Davis' Appeal, Execution Will Go Forward [UPDATED]

9/21/2011 - Ricky's Sells, Then Pulls "Anna Rexia" Costume

9/21/2011 - And Now, The World's Shortest Cat

9/21/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Lively Chat With Sarah Palin

9/21/2011 - R.E.M. Splits After 31 Years

9/21/2011 - Sesame Street Does Glee

9/21/2011 - Joan Rivers Continues Cruel Twitter Attacks On Perfectly Nice Actresses

9/21/2011 - Movie Fashion Designers We Wish Were Real

9/21/2011 - The Evolution Of Women's Hair, In Under 4 Minutes

9/21/2011 - Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know About Thongs

9/21/2011 - Book Features Grim Reaper At Birthday Party, Upsets Parents

9/21/2011 - Why Won't You Get Help For Your Vagina?

9/21/2011 - Would You Use Beads To Schedule Your Sex Life?

9/21/2011 - Ron And Hermione's Kiss: The Awkward First Take

9/21/2011 - Government Website Photoshops Out Official's Cleavage

9/21/2011 - Contrary to Popular Belief, the Hamptons Are Just Heating Up

9/21/2011 - Alec Baldwin Finally Gets To Tell His Censored Rupert Murdoch Joke

9/21/2011 - Zappos: 'Fits For Every Body Type' (Or Something)

9/21/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Ryan & Sandy Plan Barefoot Barbecue Wedding

9/21/2011 - Poland's Ex-Prime Minister Warns About Ugly Ladies In Politics

9/21/2011 - The Time I Tried To Get An Abortion From A Crisis Pregnancy Center

9/21/2011 - New Girl Is Likable, Though Strangely Familiar

9/21/2011 - Baltimore Supermarket Deemed Best Place To See Ladies' Hot Butts

9/21/2011 - Gisele Talks Her Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket

9/21/2011 - And Now A Retro Daydream Starring Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone & A Bulldog

9/21/2011 - Grandmothers Shotgun Beers At Umich Tailgate, Make Alumni Proud

9/21/2011 - A Ride On The TMZ Hollywood Bus Tour

9/21/2011 - Worth: A Quick, Rejuvenating Manicure In A Jar

9/21/2011 - You Have One Last Chance to Make the Right Choice

9/21/2011 - Jill Zarin: Housewives Is 'Toxic'

9/21/2011 - Sarah Palin's Campaign To Drive You Crazy

9/21/2011 - Thanks To TLC, Sister Wives Family Finds Acceptance

9/21/2011 - School Pulls Musical About Muslims Due To 9/11 Fearmongering

9/21/2011 - Police Release New Details On NY Serial Killings

9/21/2011 - Lady Wrangler Saves Boy From Charging Bear

9/21/2011 - Kate Middleton Attends School For Girls Who Can't Princess Good

9/21/2011 - Bradley Cooper & Scarlett Johansson Spotted Holding Hands & Canoodlesmushing

9/21/2011 - Glee: The 'Purple Piano Project' Is On Fire

9/21/2011 - Hotels Now Offer Temporary Canine Companionship

9/20/2011 - Woman With Two Uteruses Gives Birth To Twins

9/20/2011 - Bullied Teen Who Made "It Gets Better" Video Commits Suicide

9/20/2011 - One Percent Of Katy Perry Is Totally Evil

9/20/2011 - Comment Of The Day: When Good Greek Yogurt Turns Bad

9/20/2011 - Taylor Armstrong Says Her Late Husband Abused Her, Threatened Her Life

9/20/2011 - Dr. Phil Encourages Levi To Talk Shit About Bristol

9/20/2011 - Kirstie Alley Is Not Bulimic

9/20/2011 - LA's Cool Plan To Fight STDs

9/20/2011 - James Franco's Serious Stuffed Monkey Moment On General Hospital

9/20/2011 - Reddit's Pedophilia Posse And The Return Of Jailbait

9/20/2011 - Website Helps Small-Town Residents Be Jerks To Each Other

9/20/2011 - Let 'Dr. Booty' Tell You Everything You Need To Know About 'National Booty Awareness Month'

9/20/2011 - Prolific Lesbian Burglars Thwarted By Lion

9/20/2011 - Yogurt And Babies Don't Necessarily Mix

9/20/2011 - This Is The World's Longest Cat

9/20/2011 - What Not To Wear When You're Expecting

9/20/2011 - New Poems From Shel Silverstein

9/20/2011 - Why Is 'Terrible Names For A Vagina' Trending On Twitter?

9/20/2011 - Worth It: Cheap, Organic Makeup For Sensitive Eyes

9/20/2011 - Hope Solo 'Not Feminine Enough' For DWTS, And Other Gender Bullshit

9/20/2011 - See Leonardo DiCaprio Be Old & Devious In J. Edgar

9/20/2011 - Heinz Puts Way Too Much Thought Into Revamped Ketchup Packet

9/20/2011 - Men's Television Protects Itself From The Female Threat

9/20/2011 - Naomi Campbell is Going To Live In A Magical House Shaped Like An Ancient Egyptian God

9/20/2011 - A Nation Celebrates The "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Repeal

9/20/2011 - 2 Broke Girls: Pro-Sass & Anti-Upper Class

9/20/2011 - French Burqa Ban Has Succeeded In Making Things Worse

9/20/2011 - In Style Love with Elizabeth Olsen

9/20/2011 - Women Today Are More Drunk Than Ever

9/20/2011 - Bachmann's HPV Nonsense May Have Very Real Impact

9/20/2011 - Nancy Grace Has Tits, And Other Things We Learned From The DWTS Premiere

9/20/2011 - Ryan Gosling Says 'Hey Girl' In Canadian

9/20/2011 - Saudi Women In Alleged Uproar Over Beautiful Moroccan Maids

9/20/2011 - Northeast Faces Devastating Pumpkin Shortage

9/20/2011 - Worst Boyfriend Ever Anonymously Stalked His Own Girlfriend

9/20/2011 - ABC Trying To Protect Chaz Bono From 'Crazies'

9/20/2011 - 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' Is Officially Over

9/19/2011 - Mondays Are For Worrying About STDs

9/19/2011 - Anderson Interviews Mother About His Brother's Suicide

9/19/2011 - Group Hopes To Determine Number Of Untested Rape Kits

9/19/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Bachmann Fails To Make Oppressing Gays Hilarious

9/19/2011 - Kanye Tells Black Eyed Peas To 'RIP,' Fuels Break Up Rumors

9/19/2011 - Celebrities Tweet About The Emmys

9/19/2011 - A New Low In College Athlete Assault Cases

9/19/2011 - For Spring, Burberry Offers A Funky Mishmash With Chunky Shoes

9/19/2011 - If Michele Bachmann Reviewed Her Online Amazon Purchases

9/19/2011 - Blood Sugar Affects How People See Food

9/19/2011 - Watch The Official Trailer For The Unauthorized Sarah Palin Documentary

9/19/2011 - Here Is An Uncensored Cover Of Dasha Zhukova's Garage Magazine [NSFW]

9/19/2011 - Make Your Own Hazmat Suit

9/19/2011 - Tareq Salahi's Dog Dies, Causing Him To "Lose Two Bitches In One Week"

9/19/2011 - Nicki Minaj's Hairstylist Speaks

9/19/2011 - Woman Catches Her Rapist In Traffic Jam, Helps Inspire Indonesia's Slut Walk

9/19/2011 - Charlie Sheen Has Some Thoughts About The Ladies In His Life

9/19/2011 - Community: A Sexual Thriller

9/19/2011 - Marrying George Clooney Makes You The Luckiest Girl In The World

9/19/2011 - Palin Biographer Defends Work By Saying It Could've Been Worse

9/19/2011 - Worth It: Moisturizer Like Molasses

9/19/2011 - Kansas State In Uproar Over 'Every Man' Slogan

9/19/2011 - Mystery Of Missing Cat's Cross-Country Trip Is Solved

9/19/2011 - Jay Leno, Of All People, Grills Michele Bachmann On HPV And Gay Marriage

9/19/2011 - Kate Moss Is Solange Knowles' Role Model

9/19/2011 - Strauss-Kahn: Hotel Incident Was An 'Error'

9/19/2011 - I Have Empty Breast Syndrome

9/19/2011 - Victim Of Domestic Violence Says Husband's Murder Was Self-Defense

9/19/2011 - Who Wants To Talk About TV's Funny Ladies?

9/19/2011 - Emmys Fashion: Highs Are High, Lows Are Low

9/19/2011 - Bill Clinton: Cheney 'Sowing Discord' By Suggesting Hillary Should Run

9/19/2011 - Pet Photographer Says Better Photos Save Shelter Dogs' Lives

9/19/2011 - The Best Moments From The Emmy Telecast

9/19/2011 - Why Did China Cancel Super Girl?

9/19/2011 - Kate Winslet's Crush On Guy Pearce & Emmy Gossip Galore!

9/18/2011 - Economy "Lipstick Index" Is Now A Nail Polish Index

9/18/2011 - Your Complete List Of 2011 Emmy Winners

9/18/2011 - Mom Arrested For Giving Daughter Mace To Fight Bullies

9/18/2011 - Alec Baldwin Cut From Emmys Over Phone Hacking Joke

9/18/2011 - Sorry Redheads, Sperm Banks Don't Want Your Donations

9/18/2011 - Open Thread: 2011 Emmy Awards

9/18/2011 - Sunday Night Sign Off

9/18/2011 - Learn How To Flip People Off In Other Languages

9/18/2011 - Doctors Successfully Separate Conjoined Twins Joined at the Head

9/18/2011 - Beer Me

9/18/2011 - Watch Jessica Walter Read Filthy Craigslist 'Missed Connections' Aloud

9/18/2011 - Meet The Canine Jump Rope Champions

9/18/2011 - New Law Would Require Physicians to Notify Women With Dense Breasts

9/18/2011 - The Rainbow Connection

9/18/2011 - Has 'Shrink it and Pink it' Finally Met Its Demise?

9/18/2011 - Silvio Berlusconi Slept With 8 Women In One Night, Claims Silvio Berlusconi

9/18/2011 - Yo Dawg I Hear You Like Fashion

9/18/2011 - Whitney Cummings Interview Wins Stereotype Bingo

9/18/2011 - Bar Features Hilarious Urinals That Look Like Women's Mouths

9/18/2011 - Real Housewives of New York Axes Four Cast Members

9/17/2011 - Saturday Night Social

9/17/2011 - And Now A Moment Of Thighlence

9/17/2011 - What Else Can We Do To Stop Bullying In Schools?

9/17/2011 - We’re Not Worthy, We're Not Worthy!

9/17/2011 - Deepak Chopra And Fran Drescher Talk Women's Health, "Turning Pain Into Purpose"

9/17/2011 - Embroidered Back-To-School Supplies

9/17/2011 - Doctors Say DIY Botox Probably Not The Best Idea

9/17/2011 - Front Row Girls

9/17/2011 - Olive Garden, Red Lobster Reducing Calories In Kids Meals

9/17/2011 - Hold Your Head Up Whoa

9/17/2011 - The $57,400 Solid Gold Cell Phone Is Not A Play Thing

9/17/2011 - Ziggy Stardust Memories

9/17/2011 - Mary-Kate Olsen And Dakota Fanning Snub Lindsay Lohan During Fashion Week

9/17/2011 - The Massive Birth Control Recall And How It Affects You

9/16/2011 - Eat Pray Meth

9/16/2011 - If You're Right-Handed, Your Cowlick Goes Counterclockwise & Other Weird Hair Facts

9/16/2011 - Tareq Salahi Files For Divorce From Michaele

9/16/2011 - Two Women Brawl With Spongebob Squarepants

9/16/2011 - The Best Of New York Fashion Week's Smaller Shows

9/16/2011 - Kelly Bensimon Likes It Hot And Easy

9/16/2011 - Comment Of Ze Day: Do Not Do Ze Treading On Moi, Je Suis Fransh!

9/16/2011 - Bioethicist Bets Michele Bachmann $10,000 She's Wrong About HPV

9/16/2011 - The Night Belongs To Amy Poehler

9/16/2011 - Critics: Fall TV Lineup Is Really Sexist

9/16/2011 - DSK Says He Was Just Trying To Kiss, Not Rape, French Writer

9/16/2011 - Who Was The Woman Who Got Carried Out Of Lindsay Lohan's Party On A Stretcher?

9/16/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/16/2011 - Harper Beckham Is Not Impressed

9/16/2011 - Female Advisors Told Obama They Felt Marginalized

9/16/2011 - TGIF!

9/16/2011 - Documentarian Seeks Adult Babies Via Craigslist

9/16/2011 - A Happy Medium Between 'Bastard' And 'Love Child'?

9/16/2011 - Little Red-Haired Seal Pup Abandoned & Shunned By Jerky Family

9/16/2011 - Ladies Be Swapping: Inside Jezebel's Fashion Swap

9/16/2011 - Hello, I Am A Digital Hoarder.

9/16/2011 - Cabs Need No Longer Be Rolling Strip-Club Ads

9/16/2011 - Are Women Starting Too Many Fashion and Baby Businesses?

9/16/2011 - Topman Is Sorry If Their Offensive T-Shirts Offended You

9/16/2011 - Pat Robertson: It's Okay To Divorce If Your Spouse Gets Alzheimer's

9/16/2011 - Real-Life Version Of Weekend At Bernies Isn't As Entertaining As You'd Hoped

9/16/2011 - Christian Siriano's Boyfriend Says The Fashion Media Is Biased Against Reality TV

9/16/2011 - Backstage At New York Fashion Week

9/16/2011 - The Crappiest Love Scene Ever Written

9/16/2011 - Erotic Massage Gets Regulated

9/16/2011 - See Jennifer Aniston And Chaz Bono Hanging Out Together In High School

9/16/2011 - Texas Schools Slowly, Begrudgingly Admit Abstinence-Only Education Isn't Working

9/16/2011 - Scientists Use Seduction To Catch Lady Toads

9/16/2011 - Michael Kors, For Watching The Sunset From Your Luxury Safari Tent

9/16/2011 - The Most Honest Family Portrait You'll See All Day

9/16/2011 - My Group Therapy Session With Sarah Jessica Parker

9/16/2011 - American Apparel Invites Contest Non-Winner To Visit L.A. Headquarters

9/16/2011 - Paris Bans Praying In Streets

9/16/2011 - Eight Arrested For Allegedly Supplying Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga Parties

9/16/2011 - Republicans Make Last Ditch Effort To Stop DADT Repeal

9/16/2011 - See The World's First (Nearly) Blue Rose

9/16/2011 - Video Games May Not Make You Smarter

9/16/2011 - Bunnyears.tv, For All Of Your Foreign Children Television Needs

9/16/2011 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Would Like To Be Making Babies

9/15/2011 - Todd Palin Says Joe McGinniss' Book Contains "Disgusting Lies"

9/15/2011 - Conservatives Deeply Concerned By Gay Comic Book Character's Impending Marriage

9/15/2011 - Teen Girl Faked Cancer To Collect $17K In Donations

9/15/2011 - Daughter To Show Joan Crawford's Naked Home Videos

9/15/2011 - Comment Of The Day: American Apparel Gets A More Accurate Name

9/15/2011 - January Jones Gives Birth To Baby Boy

9/15/2011 - You Can Talk About Your Vagina Anywhere

9/15/2011 - Alex McCord Insists She Hasn't Been Fired From Real Housewives

9/15/2011 - Milly, For The Uptight Country Club Lacrosse Mom In You

9/15/2011 - Cosmo For Guys Creates 'Crotch Cam' To Catch Women's Wandering Eyes

9/15/2011 - Tavi Gevinson Supports Restricting Runway Work To Models Over 16

9/15/2011 - The Muppet With The Dragon Tattoo

9/15/2011 - How To Handle Four-Letter Words

9/15/2011 - Kim And Kanye's Failed Puppet-Comedy Pilot

9/15/2011 - Worth It: A Sunscreen That Won't Shine

9/15/2011 - Ryan Gosling's Accent Is An Inexplicable Gift That Keeps On Giving

9/15/2011 - Anna Sui Does Fun, Fabulous & Flirty '40s

9/15/2011 - Alleged Scam Rocks Devoted Anthropologie Community

9/15/2011 - Proenza Schouler Takes Space-Age Kitsch, Makes Beautiful Fashion

9/15/2011 - Duh: Women More Likely To Stay On The Pill When They Have A Longer Supply

9/15/2011 - Reminder: Jezebel's Fashion Swap Meet Is Tonight!

9/15/2011 - Fashion People Say Kate Middleton Not That Fashionable

9/15/2011 - April Flores, American Apparel & The Plus-Size 'Demographic'

9/15/2011 - Snooki Does Her Best To Win Over Judgmental Parents

9/15/2011 - The Disturbing World Of Liarscheatersrus

9/15/2011 - Breaking: Alexander Skarsgard Is Eating Lunch In Nolita Right Now

9/15/2011 - Cat Lost 5 Years Ago Turns Up Across The Country

9/15/2011 - How NBC Created A Sitcom About Babies Worth Watching

9/15/2011 - Despite Being Awful, New Palin Book Will Only Help Her Career

9/15/2011 - The Breast Cancer Charity Scam

9/15/2011 - Two Different Advice Columnists Answer The Same Letter

9/15/2011 - Vote Today On Bill To Regulate Virginia Abortion Clinics Out Of Existence

9/15/2011 - Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Eye Boogers

9/15/2011 - Intersex, Transgender People Get New Passport Options In Australia

9/15/2011 - Woman Grows Nails For 18 Years, Is Honored Accordingly

9/15/2011 - Slimmed-Down Kirstie Alley Is Anti-Plastic Surgery

9/14/2011 - Researchers Turn To Reality TV For Insight Into Cheating

9/14/2011 - Easy-Bake Oven Treats Will No Longer Be Light-Bulb Warmed

9/14/2011 - Joan Collins Hates On Pretty Much Every Female Celebrity

9/14/2011 - High School Bans Cheerleaders From Wearing Uniforms To School

9/14/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Your Girlfriend Sounds Like One Smart Puppy

9/14/2011 - Michaele Salahi Wasn't Kidnapped, She Just Ran Off With The Guitarist From Journey

9/14/2011 - Rodarte Gives The World A Vincent Van Gogh-Inspired Collection

9/14/2011 - Sinéad O'Connor Is So Totally Over Ireland

9/14/2011 - One Couple's Midwest Model Factory

9/14/2011 - American Apparel Refuses To Recognize Rightful Plus-Size Contest Winner

9/14/2011 - Terrific Visual Representations Of Terrible Abortion Restrictions

9/14/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

9/14/2011 - Welcome To The Future: Printable Food

9/14/2011 - Court Rules That Topless Sunbathing Is A Moral Threat

9/14/2011 - Women Allegedly Want To Get Saved By Firefighters

9/14/2011 - Berlusconi Said Something "Vulgar" About Angela Merkel's Body

9/14/2011 - When It Comes To Paul Rudd, Judd Apatow Prefers A 'Fat Rudd'

9/14/2011 - French Kitties Work The 9-To-5

9/14/2011 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Slides Down Emergency Chute To Safety

9/14/2011 - Your Bed Is Going To Eat Your House

9/14/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Marriage Is Her First Step Toward Divorce

9/14/2011 - Snooki Takes Anderson Cooper To The Tanning Salon

9/14/2011 - Sarah Palin's Alleged 'Steamy Interracial Hookup'

9/14/2011 - Ikea's Mänland Offers Refuge To Bored Man-Children

9/14/2011 - Eight Years Of Tyra Banks Repeating Herself

9/14/2011 - Republican Takes Anthony Weiner's Former Congressional Seat

9/14/2011 - Pregnancé Came To Fashion Week, And Nobody Cared

9/14/2011 - Everybody Panic, Michaele Salahi Has Been Kidnapped!

9/14/2011 - New Topman T-Shirts Imply That Your Girlfriend Is A Dog

9/14/2011 - Play Would You Rather and Decrease the Suckiness of Being a Big Kid

9/14/2011 - You Can Make A Kitty Toy Out Of Cat Hair, But Probably Shouldn't

9/14/2011 - TSA Will Stop Patting Down Kids

9/14/2011 - Wal-Mart's New Plan For Women (Suppliers)

9/14/2011 - School Removes Mirrors, Bans Teen Girls From Wearing Makeup

9/14/2011 - Mom Arrested For Pushing 12-Year-Olds To Fight, Claims Girls Were Cyberbullies

9/14/2011 - J.D. Salinger's Note To The Maid On Sale For $50,000

9/14/2011 - Hackers Post Nude Photos Of Scarlett Johansson Online

9/14/2011 - Smarty-Pants Elephant Knows How To Make A Step-Stool

9/13/2011 - Couple Gets Life For Starving Baby, They Blame Vegan Diet

9/13/2011 - Full Breaking Dawn Trailer Features Post-Coital Wreckage & Vampire Baby Bump

9/13/2011 - Woman Sentenced To Prison For Beating Transgender Woman In McDonald's

9/13/2011 - Dirty Dancing Game Is Coming To Facebook

9/13/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Improve Penis Health While Ridding The World Of Dicks

9/13/2011 - Megan Fox Says People See Her As A "Robot," Seeks Roles That Are "More Human"

9/13/2011 - DKNY Does Red, White And Blue For Spring

9/13/2011 - It's La Toya Jackson's Dog's Birthday Today

9/13/2011 - Obama's Judicial Picks Are Most Diverse Yet

9/13/2011 - Women Will Remember What You Say If You Say It In A Deep, Manly Voice

9/13/2011 - Betsey Johnson: Now With 100% More Nicki Minaj

9/13/2011 - Beyoncé Attacked By Sea Urchin While Solange Stands Idly By

9/13/2011 - IUDs Might Be Even More Awesome Than We Thought

9/13/2011 - The Return Of Our Beloved Yip-Yips

9/13/2011 - Bachelor Pad Ends Just As Horribly As It Began

9/13/2011 - The Sex-Hating Hysteria Behind Republicans' HPV Vaccine Debate

9/13/2011 - Worth It: A Master Technique For Curly Hair

9/13/2011 - The Five Best Lines In The Advocate's Jane Lynch Profile

9/13/2011 - Rachel Zoe's Completely Unoriginal 'Designs' Are Kind Of Meh

9/13/2011 - OMFG Here's Your First Look At Newsies On Broadway

9/13/2011 - Come To Jezebel's 2nd Annual Fashion Swap Meet This Thursday

9/13/2011 - Everything You Wanted to Know About Having Sex After Giving Birth But Were Afraid to Ask

9/13/2011 - Male Hummingbirds Woo Ladies With Tail-Song

9/13/2011 - Miss Universe Evening Gowns, For The Classy Crotch Shot

9/13/2011 - The Link Between Athletes And Domestic Violence

9/13/2011 - Worth It: Stylish Work Dresses From A Mormon Modesty Site

9/13/2011 - Group Wants To Investigate Pope For Crimes Against Humanity

9/13/2011 - First Look: The Return Of Pop-Up Video

9/13/2011 - Taylor Armstrong Hints At Abusive Marriage

9/13/2011 - Anti-Choice Group Pickets Outside Middle School

9/13/2011 - Zooey Deschanel: 'Maybe We're All Bitches.'

9/13/2011 - The Ladies Of TLC's Big Sexy Say Not All Fat Girls Want To Be Skinny

9/13/2011 - Marc Jacobs Not Opposed To Designing For Dior, Oh No

9/13/2011 - Cancer Is So Hot With Booberday And Google+

9/13/2011 - Judge Rules Gay Dad Can't Leave Kids With His Husband

9/13/2011 - Noted Penis Scribbler Perez Hilton To Launch Family-Oriented Site

9/13/2011 - Fake Laps For Real Lap-Dogs

9/13/2011 - Everyone Was Upstaged By Toddlers At I Don't Know How She Does It Premiere

9/13/2011 - Better Heart Health Means Better Dick Health

9/13/2011 - CNN's Republican Reality Show

9/13/2011 - TV Remote Automatically Mutes Obnoxious Celebrities

9/13/2011 - Australian Navy Is Always Filming Sex, Says Convicted Rapist

9/13/2011 - 6,000-Year-Old Lovers Make Debut In Italy

9/13/2011 - Enthusiastic Cops In Trouble For Dirty Dancing At Parade

9/13/2011 - Christina Aguilera Might Be Getting Fired From The Voice

9/12/2011 - Significant Percentage Of Americans Still Think Interracial Marriage Is Wrong

9/12/2011 - Bachmann Attacks Perry Over HPV Vaccine Mandate

9/12/2011 - Levi Johnston Claims Bristol Wanted To Get Pregnant In New Book

9/12/2011 - Madonna Shares Video Fauxpology To Hydrangeas

9/12/2011 - Comment Of The Day: DSK Is On To Us, Ladies

9/12/2011 - Kate Gosselin Promises To Put Her Kids On TV Again

9/12/2011 - Steve-O Gets Two Black Eyes At Charlie Sheen's Roast

9/12/2011 - Meet Greg, Your New Favorite Curb Your Enthusiasm Character

9/12/2011 - Prabal Gurung Plumps For Purple — And Nicki Minaj Showed Up

9/12/2011 - Amy Winehouse's Parents Are Still In Denial

9/12/2011 - Carrie Bradshaw Headed To The CW

9/12/2011 - Edible Food Zoetropes Come Alive In 'Alimation'

9/12/2011 - Makeup Artist Inspired By 'An African Face'

9/12/2011 - What Will Really Tarnish David Letterman's Legacy?

9/12/2011 - Having Kids Lowers Men's Testosterone

9/12/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Got A Photographer Kicked Out Of Cynthia Rowley's Fashion Show

9/12/2011 - What Elizabeth Taylor Ate On A Typical Day, Circa 1960

9/12/2011 - Reddit Users Find New Way To Be Assholes

9/12/2011 - Costello Tagliapietra's Dramatic Draped Dresses

9/12/2011 - Tyra Banks Dreams Only Of Herself

9/12/2011 - What An Important Person Looks Like: Male

9/12/2011 - Kosher Sex Toy Site Helps Orthodox Jews "Enhance Their Intimate Moments"

9/12/2011 - Worth It: A Dozen Shadows For Your Wandering Eyes

9/12/2011 - Michigan, Where Every College Student Can Have A Ridiculous Club

9/12/2011 - Bridesmaids Blooper Reel Will Brighten Up Your Dreary Monday

9/12/2011 - How To Open A Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew

9/12/2011 - The Smoking Babies Of Indonesia

9/12/2011 - Christian Siriano Shows Dramatic Dresses & Gorgeous Gowns For Spring 2012

9/12/2011 - Gia Giudice's Musical Debut

9/12/2011 - Karlie Kloss Wishes She'd Been "A Little Older" When She Started Catwalking

9/12/2011 - The Moment When Halloween Becomes The Day Of The Dead

9/12/2011 - Jackie Kennedy's Power Woman Complex

9/12/2011 - Bobbi Kristina Brown Inherited Mom & Dad's Vocal Skills

9/12/2011 - Weiner And Wife Expecting A Boy

9/12/2011 - The Alma Awards Red Carpet: Un Lío Caliente

9/12/2011 - Victoria Beckham Carries Precious Cargo

9/12/2011 - Strauss-Kahn's Legal Troubles Continue In France

9/12/2011 - North Carolina Gears Up For The Next Gay Marriage Battle

9/12/2011 - Couple Tries To Join The Mile High Club, Causes National Security Scare

9/12/2011 - Saudi Arabia Says Goodbye To Male Lingerie Salesmen

9/12/2011 - Glow-In-The-Dark Kittens Will Fight AIDS And Save The World

9/12/2011 - SpongeBob Rots Kids' Brains

9/12/2011 - Jennifer Lopez Goes On First Post-Divorce Date With Bradley Cooper

9/12/2011 - Stirring 9/11 Tribute From The Women Of Hooters

9/12/2011 - Birth Control Pills May Affect Your Memory

9/11/2011 - Forever 21 Sells 'Allergic To Algebra' Shirt For Girls

9/11/2011 - Nurse Sues After Coworkers Dub Her The '41-Year-Old Virgin'

9/11/2011 - Cyndi Lauper Flubs National Anthem During U.S. Open 9/11 Memorial

9/11/2011 - Walgreens Employee Fired For 'Stealing' Chips During Diabetic Attack

9/11/2011 - Sunday Night Celebration

9/11/2011 - The Peanut Gallery Weighs In

9/11/2011 - Woman Injects Hot Beef Fat into Face, Dies

9/11/2011 - Baby Moose Look Pretty Much the Same as Adult Moose

9/11/2011 - Self-Proclaimed 'Vampire' Attacks Elderly Man on Vacant Hooters Porch

9/11/2011 - Gleeful, Even with Hair Made of Marker

9/11/2011 - 10 Tips For Introducing Yourself to the Weight Room

9/11/2011 - Ladies are Team Players

9/11/2011 - In Solidarity

9/11/2011 - RIP Betty Skelton, Badass

9/11/2011 - School Skirt Ban The Next Step in British War on Sluttery

9/11/2011 - Black Female Firefighter Reflects on 9/11 Experience

9/11/2011 - Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

9/10/2011 - Saturday Night Social

9/10/2011 - And Now A Movie About An Office Drone Who Becomes A Male Stripper

9/10/2011 - Is The NYPD Doing Enough To Stop Brooklyn’s Serial Sexual Predator?

9/10/2011 - Thigh School Dance

9/10/2011 - Circle Of Thighs

9/10/2011 - The 1990s Clothing Line That All The Cool Girls Were Way Into

9/10/2011 - Which Pouting, Chiseled Gent Is Behind Door Number Three?

9/10/2011 - Two Guys Spoil 50 Animated Movies In Under 3 Minutes

9/10/2011 - Ryan Gosling Is Really Worried That He’s Letting You Down

9/10/2011 - Anna Wintour Stopped Listening About 5 Minutes Ago

9/10/2011 - Michelle Obama Encourages You To Give Back On September 11

9/10/2011 - Justin Bieber Says He Wants To Be Married With Children By The Age Of 25, If You're Interested

9/9/2011 - George Clooney And Stacy Keibler Take Some Sort Of 'Next Step'

9/9/2011 - How To Make A Manicure Last

9/9/2011 - Doing Drugs With Odd Future

9/9/2011 - Racist, Homophobic Legislator Sally Kern Is Back

9/9/2011 - The Night Belongs To Dorothy Dandridge

9/9/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/9/2011 - Confused Bird Tries To Enter Walk Down An Escalator Going The Wrong Way

9/9/2011 - Silvio Berlusconi Allegedly Likes Nun Stripteases

9/9/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Maybe You Should Have Thrown A Toga Party?

9/9/2011 - What It's Like To Be 19-Year-Old Karlie Kloss

9/9/2011 - I Really Wanted To Hate Fashion's Night Out

9/9/2011 - Loyal Duck Follows Farmer Everywhere

9/9/2011 - Why So Few Women Are Writing For Television

9/9/2011 - TGIF!

9/9/2011 - Elle Magazine's October Issue Features Models For The First Time In Eight Years

9/9/2011 - Fat Tabby Cats Inserted Into World Renowned Masterpieces

9/9/2011 - Helicopter Parents May Lessen Kids' Exercise

9/9/2011 - Richard Chai Brings The Color For Spring

9/9/2011 - When Oprah Went To Facebook

9/9/2011 - Presenting 'Never Drinking Again,' The Musical

9/9/2011 - Welcome To The Era Of 'Awkward'

9/9/2011 - Dudes Tell All About Their Balls

9/9/2011 - Cops Shut Down Kim Kardashian's Store During Fashion's Night Out

9/9/2011 - Jackie Kennedy: MLK A 'Phony'

9/9/2011 - Anne Hathaway Confesses To Irrational Hatred For Random New England Woman

9/9/2011 - Teen Pregnancy Costs State Nearly $155 Million In A Year

9/9/2011 - Famously Adorable Dog Appears On Morning Television, Nation Rejoices

9/9/2011 - Fashion's Night Out Was A Messy One

9/9/2011 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Has Arrived

9/9/2011 - NBC Developing Progressive Comedy About A 'Lesbo'

9/9/2011 - Women Sue Boy Scouts For Sexual Abuse

9/9/2011 - Another Study Suggests 'Fetal Pain' Laws Are Totally Bogus

9/9/2011 - Woman Calls Ex-Boyfriend 65,000 Times

9/9/2011 - Lily Allen Claims She Could Have Died Like Her Friend Amy Winehouse

9/9/2011 - Taking Three Doses Of HPV Vaccine May Be Overkill

9/9/2011 - Kate Winslet Is Glad Her Son Knows He Might Be Gay

9/8/2011 - John Edwards Moves To Dismiss Campaign Finance Case

9/8/2011 - Kitten Watching A Kitten Watching Nyan Cat

9/8/2011 - Amy Winehouse Memorialized With Topless Bronze Bust

9/8/2011 - Comment Of The Day: This Football League Involves Little 'Fantasy'

9/8/2011 - Taylor Armstrong Signs Book Deal, Will Show Photos Of Battered Face

9/8/2011 - (Some) Celebs Are Pumped For Fashion Week

9/8/2011 - School Kicks Out Teen For Being Gay

9/8/2011 - Now You Can Actually Taste Some Schweddy Balls

9/8/2011 - The Unhappiest Person Ever Is A Female Lawyer

9/8/2011 - BCBG Spring 2012: Coloring Inside Of The Lines

9/8/2011 - Is Weight Watchers Smarter Than Your Doctor?

9/8/2011 - Gay British Men Can Now Give Blood — If They're Celibate

9/8/2011 - Clear Your Calendars: Jezebel's Fashion Swap Meet

9/8/2011 - Worth It: Expertly Curled Lashes For Special Occasions

9/8/2011 - Have You Laughed Yet Today?

9/8/2011 - Cougars, MILFs, And Intergenerational Yeast Infections

9/8/2011 - How To Meet Your Partner's Kids

9/8/2011 - How To Avoid Harassing Asian American Women

9/8/2011 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is Also Very, Very Bright

9/8/2011 - Fantasy Football-Obsessed Husbands Creating 'Sports Widows' Out Of Wives

9/8/2011 - The Best Entrant In American Apparel's Plus-Size Model Search

9/8/2011 - Why Do The Moms Subject Their Kids To This Woman?

9/8/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow Is Incredibly Bright

9/8/2011 - NYC 'Rape Cops' Juror Suggests The Woman Consented

9/8/2011 - Price Is Right Model Sues For Sexual Harassment

9/8/2011 - This Is How You Make A Disney Movie Ten Times Better

9/8/2011 - County Attorney Accused Of Making Rape Jokes, Ignoring Child Porn

9/8/2011 - Dolphins Are Plotting Your Destruction

9/8/2011 - One May Only Wear Missoni To A Missoni Party

9/8/2011 - John Galliano Found Guilty Of Hate Speech, Fined

9/8/2011 - Rick Perry Hates Cervical Cancer

9/8/2011 - New Old Spice Ads Feature Troubling Lack Of Isaiah Mustafa

9/8/2011 - Pageant Mom Defends Dressing 3-Year-Old As Pretty Woman Prostitute

9/8/2011 - Ryan Gosling 'Embarrassed' By His Own Heroism

9/8/2011 - Nudists Are Destroying Public Property With Their Exposed Flesh

9/8/2011 - Dick Cheney 'Honored' By Darth Vader Comparison

9/8/2011 - Seriously, What Happened To Ali Lohan's Face?

9/7/2011 - FDA Criticized For Approving Controversial Vaginal Mesh

9/7/2011 - Beth Ditto Asks, 'Why Wear Pants When You Could Be Wearing A Muu Muu?'

9/7/2011 - 12-Year-Old Girl Posts Nude Photos Online, Dad Sues Facebook

9/7/2011 - Whoopi Goldberg Does A Fine Cat Impersonation

9/7/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Overheard At The Mail-Order Bride Meet And Greet

9/7/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow Won't Judge You For Cheating On Your Partner

9/7/2011 - Jessica Simpson Loves Her Tits

9/7/2011 - Carol Burnett Returns To All My Children For A Catfight

9/7/2011 - Workaholics Around The World

9/7/2011 - What We'll Miss If Michele Bachmann Doesn't Last

9/7/2011 - Three Iranian Men Executed For Homosexuality

9/7/2011 - Young Adult Poster Gives Us Hope

9/7/2011 - Crystal Renn Wasn't Trying To 'Look Asian' In That Eye Tape Shoot

9/7/2011 - The Nine Different Ways A Man Can Pee

9/7/2011 - A Guy Jerked Off To Me In The Subway, And NYPD Didn't Do A Thing

9/7/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

9/7/2011 - Jimmy Kimmel Cries And Will Probably Make You Cry, Too

9/7/2011 - How Should Kids Learn To Cook?

9/7/2011 - Karl Lagerfeld Says DSK Is "A Sweet Guy — As Long As You're Not A Woman"

9/7/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant With Twins

9/7/2011 - Rick Perry Supports Insane 'Heartbeat' Abortion Bill

9/7/2011 - How to Make a Critically Acclaimed TV Show About Masculinity

9/7/2011 - Shoeless Airport Security Checks May Be Coming To An End

9/7/2011 - Sarah Jessica Parker Insists She Drives A Minivan, No Really, She Swears!

9/7/2011 - How Much Alcohol To Drink So You Never Die

9/7/2011 - Worth It: A Top Coat That Saves Your Manicure

9/7/2011 - Court: Arizona Can't Deny Benefits To Same-Sex Partners

9/7/2011 - Gather Up the Slumber Party Posse and Play Would You Rather

9/7/2011 - Ladies, Meet Your New Google Boyfriend, 'G-Male'

9/7/2011 - Does This Sound Like A Suicide To You?

9/7/2011 - Amber Portwood Goes To Jail

9/7/2011 - Second-Grader Combats ADHD With A Cup Of Joe

9/7/2011 - Win A Trip To Russia To Pick The Bride Of Your Choice

9/7/2011 - Murdered Student's Family Sues Yale, Says School Didn't Protect Women

9/7/2011 - Mom Arrested After Baby Laughs Too Loud In Library

9/7/2011 - Medical Schools Neglect Gay Health Issues

9/7/2011 - Anderson Cooper's New Show To Feature Amy Winehouse's Family

9/6/2011 - Miss Colombia Reprimanded For Lack Of Panties

9/6/2011 - Woman Trapped In Lawn Chair Saved By Paper Boy

9/6/2011 - Common Painkillers May Double Chance Of Miscarriage

9/6/2011 - Texas Wildfires Kill Four, Destroy More Than 1000 Homes

9/6/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Baby Animal Womb Shot You Don't Want To See

9/6/2011 - Kate Hudson's Estranged Father Writes Tell-All Book, Calls Her A "Spoiled Brat"

9/6/2011 - Soulja Boy Apologizes For Insulting Actual Soldiers

9/6/2011 - Lady Eats 183 Chicken Wings, Stays Chipper

9/6/2011 - Sentencing For Rapist Whose Victim Was Forced To Apologize Before Church

9/6/2011 - 14-Year-Old LeAnn Rimes Was 'All That'

9/6/2011 - South Dakota Allowed To Make Doctors Discuss 'Existing Relationship' With Fetus

9/6/2011 - Dog Awarded The Guinness World Record For The Longest Ears In The World

9/6/2011 - How To Brighten Your Mood When It's Raining

9/6/2011 - Joy Behar Explains Why She Married Her Boyfriend Of 29 Years

9/6/2011 - Conceptual Contraception For The Cool Uterus

9/6/2011 - Worth It: The Almost Lipstick For Almost Every Day

9/6/2011 - Chick Beer: Ugh, Really?

9/6/2011 - Erykah 'Badoula' Wants To Be A Midwife Too

9/6/2011 - Study Says Confronting Men About Sexism Makes Them Nicer

9/6/2011 - What, You Don't Think These Creepy Fat-Shaming Plates Are Funny?

9/6/2011 - Matt Weiner Is Peggy, And Other Mad Men Tidbits To Tide You Over

9/6/2011 - Stunning Photos Of Baby Animals In The Womb

9/6/2011 - What Rich People's Children Will Be For Halloween This Year

9/6/2011 - Are Shows About Surprise Military Reunions Hurting Kids?

9/6/2011 - Should Women Get To Choose C-Sections?

9/6/2011 - Tavi Gevinson's New Website Is Live

9/6/2011 - Chaz Bono Responds To DWTS Fan Backlash

9/6/2011 - The Art Of Being A Third Wheel

9/6/2011 - Porn Industry HIV Scare Was A False Alarm

9/6/2011 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Are A Thing Now

9/6/2011 - Internet Attempts To Recreate Comic Book Character's Ridiculous Sexy Pose

9/6/2011 - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Premiere: Botox Masks Suicide Sadness

9/6/2011 - Sarah Palin Takes Second In Half-Marathon

9/6/2011 - An Update On The Kids From Slumdog Millionaire

9/6/2011 - Bachmann Wants To Override The Supreme Court On Abortion

9/6/2011 - Cop Fired For Having Sex On Hood Of Car

9/6/2011 - Watch Kris Humphries' By-The-Book Proposal To Kim Kardashian

9/6/2011 - Marriage Before Eighteen Linked To Psychological Problems

9/6/2011 - Madonna Absolutely Loathes The Flowers You Brought Her

9/5/2011 - Mixed Reaction As Strauss-Kahn Returns To France

9/5/2011 - Man Fined $14,000 For Not Having Sex With Wife

9/5/2011 - Woman Gives Birth In Moving Minivan

9/5/2011 - Carla Bruni Won't Let The Media Publish Photos Of Her Baby

9/5/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Extra Ingredient Isn't Love

9/5/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow "Humbly Happy" To Learn She Saved A Life On 9/11

9/5/2011 - Labor Day Lovefest

9/5/2011 - Dragon And Giraffe Forced To Get Along

9/5/2011 - International Flight Cancelled Due To Mouse Sighting

9/5/2011 - Porcupine And Bumblebee Share Thoughts On The Help

9/5/2011 - Can A Sperm Donor Have Too Many Kids?

9/5/2011 - Hedgehog With A Mushroom Meets Guinea Pig With A Cannon

9/5/2011 - Adele Discusses Vomit, Childbearing

9/5/2011 - An Okapi Applies To Work For A Bat

9/5/2011 - Will Eagles Start Eating Kids?

9/5/2011 - Octobunny And Raven Are Friends

9/5/2011 - Hospital Sends Out "Rubbish" Job Ad

9/5/2011 - A Proper English Cricket Who Has Run Out Of Tea

9/5/2011 - Male Sex Hormones May Make Women More Interested In "Things"

9/5/2011 - Lost Penguin Returns Home

9/5/2011 - Music Professor Accused Of Threatening, Assaulting Student

9/5/2011 - Make Your Animal-Art Dreams Come True

9/5/2011 - Carpenters Shout Racial Slurs At Jay-Z's Nightclub

9/4/2011 - Sunday Night Serenade

9/4/2011 - Puffy Paint Is The New Sequins

9/4/2011 - 25-Year-Old Mom Left Kids Home Alone So She Could Pop Pills, Have Sex With Her 13-Year-Old Neighbor

9/4/2011 - Controversial Photos Of Glee Star With A Black Eye To Benefit Domestic Abuse Charity

9/4/2011 - Let’s Get Physical

9/4/2011 - Did Michele Bachmann Say They Should Drill The Everglades? 'Cause She Meant To Say They Should Drill Responsibly

9/4/2011 - Happy 13th Birthday, Google: Let Your Teenage Rebellion Begin!

9/4/2011 - Whip Your Hair

9/4/2011 - Stretch Thighstrong

9/4/2011 - Project Runway Accessory Spinoff Is On The Way

9/4/2011 - Is Your Caffeine Addiction All In Your Head?

9/4/2011 - Hey Kids, It's Ice Cream For Breakfast!

9/4/2011 - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9/4/2011 - Are These The Most Common Relationship Destroyers?

9/4/2011 - Mark Ronson Gets Married In A Candy-Striped Suit

9/3/2011 - Saturday Night Social

9/3/2011 - Thigh Love You, Man

9/3/2011 - People Who Smoke Pot Are Thinner Than Those Who Don’t

9/3/2011 - Scarlett Johansson Sings Brigitte Bardot's Lines In "Bonnie & Clyde"

9/3/2011 - Staten Island Man Shoots Himself To Impress His Ex, Blames It On Two Black Men

9/3/2011 - Is Hurricane Irene Fucking With Your Allergies?

9/3/2011 - 3-Year-Old Dressed Up As Pretty Woman And Not The Classy Dinner Scene Version

9/3/2011 - How To Hold On To Summer For As Long As Possible

9/3/2011 - Cate Blanchett’s Fountain Of Youth Posse

9/3/2011 - K-Y Intense Commercial Features Totally Normal Lesbian Couple

9/3/2011 - Mickey Mouse Finally Meets Jessica Lange

9/3/2011 - Hackers Post Shockingly Racist Emails Allegedly Sent By Texas Police

9/3/2011 - Men Sure Were Asshats To Their Wives In 50s Era Folgers Coffee Commercials

9/3/2011 - Marc Anthony Says Rumors He Cheated With Jada Pinkett Smith Are "Laughable"

9/2/2011 - Chelsea Handler's Chaz Bono Joke Pisses Off GLAAD

9/2/2011 - How To Make A Corinne Day-Inspired Spiderweb T-Shirt

9/2/2011 - Andy Cohen Looks Hot Shirtless

9/2/2011 - The Night Belongs To Keanu Reeves

9/2/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Problems With Moon Pizza

9/2/2011 - 4-Year-Old Girl Drives Car In China, Authorities Can't Stop Her

9/2/2011 - 5 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

9/2/2011 - Hurricane Irene Was A Lesson In Loneliness

9/2/2011 - Puppies Get Hitched In 1956 Pekingese Dog Wedding Ceremony

9/2/2011 - A 14-Year-Old Rapper, Some Candy, And Ryan Trecartin's Weirdo Suburbia

9/2/2011 - Local News Report Completely Derailed By Spider

9/2/2011 - Watch Piers Morgan Call Rick Santorum Out On His Bigotry

9/2/2011 - TGIF!

9/2/2011 - Worth It: Red Lipstick To Rely On

9/2/2011 - Birthday Babe Salma Hayek Totes Birkin The Size Of A Kid

9/2/2011 - What Formspring Means For Friendship And Female Aggression

9/2/2011 - Michael Kors Gets Mistaken For Marc Jacobs Kind Of A Lot

9/2/2011 - Mexican Superstar Sued By Pharmaceutical Company After Getting Pregnant

9/2/2011 - Dominos Dreams Of Selling Mediocre Pizza On The Moon

9/2/2011 - The Fashion Was Grosser Than The Canals At The Venice Film Festival

9/2/2011 - Obama Administration Cracks Down On Abortion Clinic Protesters

9/2/2011 - Qaddafi Says Surrendering Is For Chicks

9/2/2011 - Italian Fashion Editor Tapes Model's Eyes Into Slants For Vogue Japan; Asian Writers Offended

9/2/2011 - Beauty Brand Casts Ad Campaign Via Blind Questionnaire

9/2/2011 - Blake Lively's Heels Look Hurtful

9/2/2011 - Condoleezza Rice Criticizes Cheney For "Cheap Shots," Insists She Never Cried

9/2/2011 - The French Believe Julian Casablancas Smells Like 'The Essence Of Rock'

9/2/2011 - Madonna Blames Thanks Ex-Husbands For Film Career

9/1/2011 - 3000 Pairs Of Panties Dumped Near Highway

9/1/2011 - Comment Of The Day: 69 Has Nothing On These Numbers

9/1/2011 - Rihanna Fires Jay-Z As Her Manager

9/1/2011 - La Toya Jackson Hurt Her Finger

9/1/2011 - Berlusconi Gets Blackmailed, Says Italy Is 'Shitty'

9/1/2011 - Once You See The 'Changed Man Bikini' Swimsuit, You Cannot Unsee The 'Changed Man Bikini' Swimsuit [NSFW]

9/1/2011 - Beyonce's Pregnancy And The Debate Over Black Women 'Doing It The Right Way'

9/1/2011 - More Evidence The Gender Gap Disappears With Female Empowerment

9/1/2011 - Van Der Sloot Formally Charged With Murder

9/1/2011 - Do You Want Your Hairdresser's Opinion On Your Uterus?

9/1/2011 - The Girl Scout Cookies Americans Love The Most

9/1/2011 - Dude Orders Hooker, Doesn't Like What He Gets, Calls Cops, Gets Busted

9/1/2011 - See Barbie And Ken's Dream Wedding Album

9/1/2011 - How To Give A Great Wedding Toast

9/1/2011 - Save The Date: Jezebel's Second Annual Fashion Swap Meet

9/1/2011 - World's Heaviest Mom Decides To Start Weight Loss Blog

9/1/2011 - Creating Sexual Chemistry Between 13-Year-Olds

9/1/2011 - Kreayshawn Might Be A Tattoo Artist Someday

9/1/2011 - Non-Monogamy Doesn't Mean You Get To Be A Dick

9/1/2011 - Who Says A Nursing Bra Can't Be Sexy?

9/1/2011 - Lady Gaga Approves Of Tavi, Disses Cathy Horyn

9/1/2011 - Worth It: Bloodshot-Free Eye Makeup Remover

9/1/2011 - A Cure For Ladies With Smelly Poop

9/1/2011 - Taylor Armstrong Is Broke, Will Give First Interview To Barbara Walters

9/1/2011 - Adorable Cat Is An Adorable Bully

9/1/2011 - Three Is A Dude, But Two Is A Lady

9/1/2011 - A Preview Of Bloody James Franco On General Hospital Set

9/1/2011 - Read About One Lady’s Recipe For Sweet, Delicious Success

9/1/2011 - Despite Controversy, The Help Has Earned $100 Million (So Far)

9/1/2011 - 4-Year-Old Wears Fake Tits & Ass For Pageant Routine

9/1/2011 - Experts Don't Think Your Eggs Work Like They Think You Think They Work

9/1/2011 - Venus Williams: 'I Couldn't Feel My Hands'

9/1/2011 - Woman Steals Thousands From Boss, Shows Off With Lavish Wedding

9/1/2011 - The Politics Of Baseball's Little Pink Backpacks

9/1/2011 - Khloe Kardashian Gets Downsized For Annie Leibovitz

9/1/2011 - Celebrate Your Split With A Hideous Diamond 'Divorce Ring'

9/1/2011 - Cher Lashes Out At The 'Stupid Bigots' Attacking Her Son

9/1/2011 - Woman Files First Lawsuit Challenging 'Fetal Pain' Laws