5/31/2011 - Palin & Trump Meet For Wacky Non-Candidates' Summit

5/31/2011 - Reports On Murder Of Beauty Pageant Contestant May Incorrectly Blame Islam

5/31/2011 - Owner Launches 100-Hour Rescue Mission To Save Dog Trapped Under Boulder

5/31/2011 - Woman In "Rape Cop" Case Says Acquittal "Brought Me To My Knees"

5/31/2011 - Comment Of The Day: We Couldn't Help But Wonder About Your Abortion

5/31/2011 - Blake & Leo Signal Romance Is On With Sexy Hand Holding

5/31/2011 - Johnny Weir Goes Commando

5/31/2011 - Adorable Chihuahua Adorably Tries To Swim In Air Conditioning

5/31/2011 - Dude, Don't "Neg"

5/31/2011 - Scientists Sexist Against Spiders

5/31/2011 - Corgi Hybrids Are The New Definition Of Cute

5/31/2011 - What Is A Christian Sex Comedy, And Why Is Ted Haggard Appearing In One?

5/31/2011 - Pregnant Smoking Mom Is the New Botox Mom

5/31/2011 - Are Knockoff Bags Helping To Sell The Real Thing?

5/31/2011 - Sneak Peek: Toddlers & Tiaras Returns For Fourth Season

5/31/2011 - Hundreds Of Women Report Rape By Gadhafi's Forces

5/31/2011 - Priority-Driven Dad Drops His Kid To Catch A Foul Ball

5/31/2011 - Are Sex, Celeb Sightings & Stacey Dash Enough To Save Single Ladies?

5/31/2011 - Van Der Sloot's Lawyer Drops Case

5/31/2011 - Jersey Housewife Exposed To Poisonous Semen

5/31/2011 - A Republican Diet Rich In E. Coli & Salmonella

5/31/2011 - Kick-Ass Lady Longboarders Carve Their Way Down A Mountain

5/31/2011 - Egyptian General Admits To Virginity Tests

5/31/2011 - Don't Blame Your Famous Parents

5/31/2011 - Naomi Campbell Declares Chocolate Ad Racist, Threatens To Sue

5/31/2011 - Wife Of NYC Cop Acquitted Of Rape: "She Can Go To Hell"

5/31/2011 - Digital Eyeshadow Eliminates The Need For Those Pesky Brushes

5/31/2011 - Urban Outfitters Hits Back At Indie Designer

5/31/2011 - Meet The World's Most Obsessed Katy Perry Fan

5/31/2011 - Beijing School Is One Giant, Institutionalized Pimp

5/31/2011 - Silvio Berlusconi's Career In Crossed Lines And Spackled Makeup

5/31/2011 - What Does The Biggest Loser Do For Obesity?

5/31/2011 - Mitt Romney Is A Twihard

5/31/2011 - Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Red Band Trailer Leaked

5/31/2011 - One Awards Show's Eurotrash Is Another Continent's Treasure

5/31/2011 - All the DSK Townhouse Minutiae That You Don’t Need to Know

5/31/2011 - Abortions For The Sex And The City Generation

5/31/2011 - Michele Bachmann Says She And Palin Are Totally Friends

5/31/2011 - Another Banker Accused Of Assaulting A Hotel Maid

5/31/2011 - Unless Your Kid Is In An Extreme Athlete Playing In A Heat Wave, Lay Off The Gatorade

5/31/2011 - Noted Sex Symbol Angelina Jolie To Make Cleopatra Totally Unsexy

5/30/2011 - Babies Are Smarter Than Suspected, May Be Key To Robot Takeover

5/30/2011 - Knut's Death Brings Changes To The Lucrative Celebrity Animal Business

5/30/2011 - Vanity Fair Still Swooning Over Royal Wedding, Puts Will & Kate On July Cover

5/30/2011 - Soldier Watches Son's Birth Via Skype

5/30/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Sarah Palin's Next Tour Will Include More Divas, Drag Queens

5/30/2011 - Snooki Crashes Into An Italian Police Car

5/30/2011 - Memorial Day Social

5/30/2011 - The Unbearable Loudness Of Street Fairs

5/30/2011 - Even Full-Term Babies Benefit From More Time In Womb

5/30/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Disputes Book-Deal Report

5/30/2011 - Female Soldiers Challenge Gender Restrictions In Combat

5/30/2011 - Teacher Calms Kids With Barney Song During Shootout

5/30/2011 - How To Be A Vegetarian At A Barbecue

5/30/2011 - Baby In Awe Of Own Fame

5/30/2011 - Palin Supporters Actually Not That Into Her

5/30/2011 - Battle Of The Multi-"Talented" Celebrities: Can Kutcher Unseat Franco?

5/30/2011 - Awesome Family Builds TARDIS For Son's Birthday

5/30/2011 - Mom Says Baby Storm Is Not "Genderless" After All

5/30/2011 - Kate Middleton's Parents Sell Justin Bieber Partyware

5/29/2011 - Sunday Night Sweet Talk

5/29/2011 - The Hangover II: Too Hang, Too Over Makes Perplexing Amount of Money

5/29/2011 - Porn Films May Soon Require Condoms

5/29/2011 - Male Gaze To Fix Latvian Economy

5/29/2011 - The Agony of Defeat

5/29/2011 - Play Fighting Leads To Real Tragedy

5/29/2011 - With Badminton No Longer in the Running, Which Sport Will Bring Sexy Back?

5/29/2011 - Bride and Prejudice

5/29/2011 - Name Sarah Palin's Cross Country Bus Tour

5/29/2011 - Is Anorexia a Disorder of the Mind or Metabolism?

5/29/2011 - Bend and Snap

5/29/2011 - Marilyn Monroe's Subway Dress For Sale

5/29/2011 - The Cult of Oprah

5/29/2011 - Kim and Kris Share A Tender Publicly Private Moment

5/29/2011 - Women Outliving Men By Less

5/29/2011 - Brad and Angie Tell Their Kids When They're Going To Go Sex Each Other

5/28/2011 - Saturday Night Social

5/28/2011 - Does Better Weather Make You A Better Person?

5/28/2011 - Why Are Men Feeling So ‘Manxious’ About The Rise Of Women?

5/28/2011 - The Stretch Armstrong Of Tennis

5/28/2011 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn Currently On A Diet, Is A Bad Tipper

5/28/2011 - Joseph-Gordon Levitt And Seth Rogen Star In Movie About Cancer

5/28/2011 - It's Sandwich In A Can!

5/28/2011 - Fear Not! German Awards Show Has Plenty Of Bubbles, Silver Bodysuits

5/28/2011 - Turkish Women Advised To "Stay Home" If They Don't Want To Be Sexually Harassed

5/28/2011 - Saudi Arabia Opens Largest Women-Only University

5/28/2011 - Now’s Your Chance To See Four Planets In A Row

5/28/2011 - Men Outspend Women 9 To 1 In The Purchase Of Virtual Goods

5/28/2011 - What Do You Get When You Mix Vintage-Inspired Attire With Cheetos?

5/28/2011 - Protest Of NYC "Rape Cop" Reportedly Lacked Pizazz

5/28/2011 - Gil Scott-Heron Dies At 62

5/28/2011 - Cheerleaders Suspended For Hitting New Recruits With Hot Dogs

5/28/2011 - The End Of Law & Order: SVU's Benson And Stabler Is Near

5/27/2011 - Courtney Love's Twitter Just Can't Keep Out Of Trouble

5/27/2011 - Bret Easton Ellis Posts His Critique Of Bridesmaids

5/27/2011 - What’s Opening in Theaters This Weekend

5/27/2011 - How To Make A Custom Dress Form: Part Two

5/27/2011 - Amy Poehler's Yearbook Photos Just Make You Love Her More

5/27/2011 - The Night Belongs To Siouxsie Sioux

5/27/2011 - Is There Room For More Than One Batshit Crazy Right-Wing Woman In The Election?

5/27/2011 - Porn Performers Get New Health Database

5/27/2011 - Dream Crossovers For TV's Lesbian And Bisexual Characters

5/27/2011 - TGIF!

5/27/2011 - Pop Quiz: How Well Do You Know Mindy Kaling?

5/27/2011 - Watch A Dreaming Kitten Get Sleep-Hugged By Her Mom

5/27/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

5/27/2011 - Mascara Ad Uses False Lashes To Convince You Of "True" Volume

5/27/2011 - Here's That Chanel Bag Made From Beef Jerky You Didn't Ask For

5/27/2011 - Men Like Women Who Deploy "Guy Humor"

5/27/2011 - Beyonce Has No Need for Auto-Tune

5/27/2011 - First Images Of Pixar's Brave New Heroine

5/27/2011 - The Pro-Choice Legal Strategy

5/27/2011 - Sims 3 Users Get An X-Rated Surprise

5/27/2011 - Trailer For SJP's I Don't Know How She Does It Leaves Us Deeply Conflicted

5/27/2011 - Body Dysmorphic Disorder May Not Just Be In Your Head

5/27/2011 - Miley Cyrus Bashes Urban Outfitters For Knock-Offs And Anti-Gay Politics

5/27/2011 - What's So Funny About Dudes' Bodies?

5/27/2011 - Michael Sheen Does A Dramatic Reading Of Twilight Fan Fiction

5/27/2011 - The Spartan School For Little Girls

5/27/2011 - "Distracting" Buxom Paralegal Turns Out To Be Lawyer's Wife

5/27/2011 - Jeff Conaway Dead At 60

5/27/2011 - Are Changes To Grammy Categories "Subtle Racism?"

5/27/2011 - All The Things That Make Housewife Sonja Awesome

5/27/2011 - Female Badminton Players Ordered To Wear Skirts Like Pretty Ladies Should

5/27/2011 - House Passes Bill Restricting Funds For Teaching Doctors To Perform Abortions

5/27/2011 - In A First, Four Sisters Graduate Air Force Academy

5/27/2011 - Sarah Palin Announces Super-Secret Bus Tour

5/27/2011 - Amy Winehouse Returns To Rehab, Buys Vodka On The Way

5/27/2011 - TSA Threatens To Ban Flights From Texas Over Anti-Patdown Legislation

5/27/2011 - NYC Cops' Unbelievable Rape Acquittal Sparks Protest (As It Damn Well Should)

5/26/2011 - Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Unveils State Secret: Her Baby Bump

5/26/2011 - Nobel Peace Prize Winners Campaign Against Rape As Weapon Of War

5/26/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Palins Say Your Home Should Rise Up To Scare The Hell Out Of You

5/26/2011 - X-Men Director Rumored To Be Father Of January Jones' Baby

5/26/2011 - Coco Balances A Soda Can On Her Butt

5/26/2011 - Is Marriage Dying, Or Just Changing?

5/26/2011 - What Ever Happened To The Black Television Sitcom?

5/26/2011 - Twitter Makes It Easy To Bug A Celeb For A Job

5/26/2011 - Drag Queen Turns Adele's Hit Song Into Anal Sex Anthem

5/26/2011 - The Gawker Guide to Summer Television

5/26/2011 - Ralph Lauren Is Brand Of Choice For Mexican Drug Lords

5/26/2011 - Schwarzenegger Accusers Speak Out: "Karma's A Bitch"

5/26/2011 - Lindsay Lohan, Artistic Muse, Makes Her Venice Biennale Debut

5/26/2011 - Sex Offender Busted For Using Facebook In Front Of Cop

5/26/2011 - The Heartbreaking Reality Of Being A Dark-Skinned Black Woman

5/26/2011 - How To Host A Good Party

5/26/2011 - The Most Amazing Eyeshadow Application You'll See All Week

5/26/2011 - Urban Outfitters Knocks Off Another Indie Designer

5/26/2011 - Amy Poehler's Awesome Harvard Speech

5/26/2011 - There Is No Such Thing As A Bikini Body

5/26/2011 - Wife, Mistress Fight Over Dead President

5/26/2011 - See Lots Of Supermodels Unretouched And Without Makeup

5/26/2011 - Outfits Don't Totally Stink At Fragrance Awards

5/26/2011 - Judge Decides Transgender Widow's Marriage Was Illegal

5/26/2011 - Sarah Palin Buys Arizona Home, Will Keep Bristol From Becoming Slutty Liberal

5/26/2011 - Genderless Baby Looks Like A Boy. Just Saying.

5/26/2011 - NYC Cops Acquitted Of Rape

5/26/2011 - Get the Gory Details of True Blood Season 4

5/26/2011 - Androgynous Model Calls Bullshit On Dossier Censoring

5/26/2011 - Nancy Kerrigan's Brother Acquitted In Father's Death

5/26/2011 - Underboob, Butt Cheeks, & Camel Toe: The Best Of Coco's Clothing Line

5/26/2011 - Dog Stars In Mesmerizing X-Ray Video

5/26/2011 - Better Numbers For Women In Federal Government, But Room To Grow

5/26/2011 - Strauss-Kahn's House Arrest Features Whirlpool Bath, A-List Neighbors

5/26/2011 - Doctors Develop New Blood Test For Depression

5/26/2011 - Courtney Love On Kurt Cobain's Beautiful Soul & Sizeable Dick

5/25/2011 - There's No Crying In Outer Space

5/25/2011 - Ed Schultz Suspended From MSNBC For Calling Laura Ingram "Right-Wing Slut"

5/25/2011 - Elizabeth Smart's Kidnapper Sentenced To Life In Prison

5/25/2011 - Obama Fumbles Toast To Queen In Second Royal Gaffe

5/25/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Tales Of Neglect From Your Favorite Storybook

5/25/2011 - California Launches Criminal Investigation Into Arnold's Affairs

5/25/2011 - Rapping Teenage Girls Teach 90s Phone Etiquette

5/25/2011 - How To Know If You're Wearing A Dress

5/25/2011 - The New Vogue Paris Looks A Lot Like The Old Vogue Italia

5/25/2011 - Dancing Owls Just Don't Give A Hoot

5/25/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: Let's Put Personalities To Those Bodies

5/25/2011 - Dr. Oz Explains Yeast Infections With A Game Of Whack-A-Mole

5/25/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

5/25/2011 - Ed Schultz Shouldn’t Use the Word ‘Slut’ to Describe Ladies

5/25/2011 - Alleged Giffords Shooter Judged Incompetent To Stand Trial

5/25/2011 - When You're 16 & Pregnant and Anorexic

5/25/2011 - Promo Posters And The Sideways Woman

5/25/2011 - oprah splash

5/25/2011 - Another French Official Accused In Wake Of Strauss-Kahn Allegations

5/25/2011 - Liveblog: Oprah's Final Show

5/25/2011 - The Most Disgusting Piece Of Jewelry You May Ever See

5/25/2011 - The Ins And Outs Of Sex Toy Safety

5/25/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Arnold "Groped, Used & Humiliated" 32 More Women, Has 2 More Secret Kids

5/25/2011 - Conjoined Twins Share A Brain; Science Says "OMG!"

5/25/2011 - Improving Conditions In India Lead To More Sex-Selective Abortions

5/25/2011 - Sarah Palin Makes Movie Featuring Obscenities, Zebras

5/25/2011 - The Total Cost Of Oprah's Favorite Things: $23.8 Million

5/25/2011 - Watch Kim Kardashian and Snooki Confront Their Internet Haters

5/25/2011 - A Step-By-Step Guide to Getting Better Customer Service

5/25/2011 - Making The Budget A "Women's Issue"

5/25/2011 - A Visual Breakdown Of America's Favorite Drugs

5/25/2011 - Utah Makes It Illegal To Act Like A Hooker

5/25/2011 - Ralph Lauren's Run Comes To An End

5/25/2011 - Tea Party Pushes Schools To Teach Constitution-Related Propaganda

5/25/2011 - Oprah: "Nobody But Jesus Could Have Made This Happen For Me"

5/25/2011 - Kim Kardashian Gets Engaged, Celebrates With Glitter-Covered Ponies

5/25/2011 - The Dress Code Is Unclear At The Gracie Awards

5/25/2011 - John Edwards Will Be Indicted

5/25/2011 - Long Commutes Increase Divorce Risk

5/25/2011 - Mom Charged With Neglect After Kids Walk To Store

5/25/2011 - Chelsea Handler On Her Abortion: "These Are Things People Shouldn't Be Dishonest About"

5/25/2011 - Glee: Can't Make It There, Can't Make It Anywhere

5/25/2011 - The Care & Grooming Of Your Nethers

5/24/2011 - Don't Worry, The Rapture Is Still Totally On

5/24/2011 - Congress May Put Restrictions On Teaching Doctors To Perform Abortions

5/24/2011 - In President Obama's Mind, It's Always 2008

5/24/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Long Overdue Talk With The Kiddies

5/24/2011 - Maria Shriver May Have Leaked Love Child Story To The Press

5/24/2011 - Amy Fisher Quits Porn Industry

5/24/2011 - Highlights From "Puglandia," Oregon's Annual Pug Crawl

5/24/2011 - The Underpaid Life Of A Professional Cheerleader

5/24/2011 - Dita Von Teese Has Us Seeing Red

5/24/2011 - High Hopes For Sarah Michelle Gellar's Return To TV

5/24/2011 - A Beautiful Scene That Will Make You Believe In Vampires Again

5/24/2011 - Steven Tyler's Teenage Girlfriend Tells Her Side Of The Abortion Story

5/24/2011 - The Anti-Baby Mama Campaign

5/24/2011 - Mother Tells Daughter "Your Dad Was Crap In Bed" In French Ad

5/24/2011 - Jon Hamm Can't Believe Jon Hamm Is A Hottie

5/24/2011 - Adorable Liger Cubs Nursed By Dog

5/24/2011 - The Complicated Drama Of Leaning On Your Parents' Wallets

5/24/2011 - The Myth Of The Sex-Crazy Nympho Dream Girl

5/24/2011 - Heidi Klum Posted A Photo Of Herself Without Makeup

5/24/2011 - MTV Recycles Its Bad Ideas With New Show Married Young

5/24/2011 - Guy Arrested For "Masturbating To Ejaculation" On Airplane

5/24/2011 - Your First Look At The New Muppet Movie

5/24/2011 - Women Are Less Confident With Personal Finances

5/24/2011 - Beyoncé's Girl Power Rings Hollow

5/24/2011 - How to De-Crapify Your Home: A Start-to-Finish Guide

5/24/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Payoff Rumors And Semen Speculation

5/24/2011 - Man Attacks Woman With A Swim Noodle

5/24/2011 - Somehow Teresa Giudice Is The Sensible Jersey Housewife

5/24/2011 - Moms Stage Nurse-In To Protest Ban On Public Breastfeeding Of Kids Over Two

5/24/2011 - The Toughest Driver At Indy Is A Woman, And She's Not Danica Patrick

5/24/2011 - The Obsession With Arnold's "Ugly" Women

5/24/2011 - Children Actually Aren't Fans Of Cartoon Violence

5/24/2011 - Gwen Stefani Tries To Pass Off Michael Angel Dress As Her Own Design

5/24/2011 - William & Kate Meet Barack & Michelle

5/24/2011 - Woman Tries To Sell Daughter's Virginity For $10,000

5/24/2011 - Justin Bieber's Perfume Delivers Ghostly Kisses To Your Neck

5/24/2011 - 16 & Pregnant Teen Pregnant Again

5/24/2011 - Facebook's Antique Courtship Rituals

5/24/2011 - Abortion Rises Among Low-Income Women, Falls In Other Groups

5/24/2011 - Drunk Contestant Demonstrates How To Not Win The Bachelorette

5/24/2011 - Smiling Guys, Proud Ladies Apparently Unattractive

5/24/2011 - Teen Wears $25,000 Versace Dress To Prom

5/24/2011 - Lenny Kravitz & His Sensual, Sexy Self Officially Join The Cast Of The Hunger Games

5/23/2011 - Christina Hendricks Responds To Umpteenth Breast Question, Says They're "So Obviously Real"

5/23/2011 - Overweight Women Earn Less, While Heavier Men Make More

5/23/2011 - Legislator Says Women Should Plan For Post-Rape Abortion, Since "I Have A Spare Tire"

5/23/2011 - Justin Timberlake Mocks Himself, Justin Bieber In Unaired SNL Sketch

5/23/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Photo Finish For Princess Beatrice's Hat

5/23/2011 - Tabloid Publishes Photos Of Arnold With Love Child, Claims He Prefers Unattractive Women

5/23/2011 - Pregnant Victoria Beckham Is Pleasing In Pleats & Platforms

5/23/2011 - Lady Gaga & Joy Behar Have The Same Gynecologist

5/23/2011 - Anna Dello Russo Would Like To Take A (Fashion) Shower With You

5/23/2011 - A Girl Power Vibe Dominated Oprah's "Farewell Spectacular"

5/23/2011 - Church Of Scotland Allows Gay Ministers

5/23/2011 - See A Puppy Grow Into An Adult In 40 Seconds

5/23/2011 - The Racialization Of Mental Illness

5/23/2011 - Underneath The Costume Drama, Lady Gaga Doesn't Have Much Left To Say

5/23/2011 - It's Time For Happy Hour With Barack & Michelle

5/23/2011 - Conservatives Declare Victory On Abortion, Defeat On Gay Marriage

5/23/2011 - Dove Body Wash: Strong Enough To Turn A Black Woman White

5/23/2011 - This Sweet Video Will Make You A Little Misty

5/23/2011 - Julianna Margulies Irritated By "Asshole" TV Execs

5/23/2011 - Can You Really Raise A Genderless Child?

5/23/2011 - A Little Gossip Is Good For You

5/23/2011 - More Of Andy Samberg And Bert's Controversial Sesame Street Interview

5/23/2011 - Jezebel's New Mobile Site — And The Return Of Hearts!

5/23/2011 - The Inspiring Story of the 45-y-o Woman Who Had Her Brain Completely Erased at Age 22

5/23/2011 - Botox Mom Gets The Taiwanese Animation Treatment

5/23/2011 - World's Most Meticulous MILF Will Clean House For You

5/23/2011 - Lady Gaga's New Album Manages To Both Fascinate And Disappoint

5/23/2011 - Three Weeks Later, Wrongest Royal Wedding Correspondent Still Mad She Was Wrong

5/23/2011 - Watch A Woman Behind The Wheel, Defying The Saudi Arabian Ban On Driving

5/23/2011 - British Police Hunt Stuffed Tiger With Helicopters

5/23/2011 - French Women Rise Up Against Coverage Of Strauss-Kahn Scandal

5/23/2011 - Queen Latifah Doesn't Like The Term "Plus Size"

5/23/2011 - Can A Genetic Test Spot Future Sports Stars?

5/23/2011 - The Wigs & Digs Of The Billboard Music Awards

5/23/2011 - Train Like an Athlete: What to Eat Before, During, and After Exercise

5/23/2011 - The $56 Box Of "Luxury" Condoms

5/23/2011 - Pesky Wife Blamed After Republican Presidential Hopeful Drops Out

5/23/2011 - Is This The Death Of The "Oprah Effect?"

5/23/2011 - Former Palin Aide Publishes Nasty And/Or Totally Honest Tell-All

5/23/2011 - Cheerleading May Finally Be Recognized As A Sport

5/23/2011 - Princess Beatrice's Hat Sells For $130,000

5/23/2011 - Michelle Obama Pays Tribute To Beyoncé At The Billboard Awards

5/22/2011 - Tornado Survivor Reunited With Cat During TV Interview

5/22/2011 - Oscar-Winning Songwriter Commits Suicide While Awaiting Rape Trial

5/22/2011 - Your Commitment Issues Are All Mom's Fault

5/22/2011 - How Paid Sources Fuel The Gossip World

5/22/2011 - Practice Your eBay Skills By Selling A Toddler

5/22/2011 - Rate Of Home Births Jumps 20%, Despite Safety Concerns

5/22/2011 - Sunday Night Solipsism

5/22/2011 - Justin, Andy, and Lady Gaga Explain The Devil's Threesome

5/22/2011 - It's a Bird, It's a Plane

5/22/2011 - Drunken Communication: A Primer

5/22/2011 - Crossing Your Arms Can Reduce Pain by Tricking Your Brain

5/22/2011 - Everything's Coming Up Pippa

5/22/2011 - Saudi Activist Detained For Telling Women to Drive

5/22/2011 - Wow Your Houseguests with Chicken McNugget Casserole

5/22/2011 - Uma is Forever

5/22/2011 - Facebook COO Thinks Women Have Blown It

5/22/2011 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Alleged Victim Was Visibly Traumatized

5/22/2011 - Domo Arigato, Robo-Rosario

5/22/2011 - Same Sex Marriage Ban To Appear on Minnesota Ballot

5/22/2011 - 10 Crappy Facts About Heaven From The One Person Who Was Actually Raptured Yesterday

5/22/2011 - Delayed Rapture Changes Face of 2012 Republican Ticket

5/22/2011 - Spy Skivvies Track Your Underwhereabouts

5/22/2011 - Beyonce Awesome, Everyone Concludes

5/21/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!

5/21/2011 - Saturday Night Social

5/21/2011 - Give Them Your Text Messages, They’ll Tell You How Long Your Relationship Will Last

5/21/2011 - The "Alternative" Female Actress, And Why Hollywood Has So Few Of Them

5/21/2011 - The Colors, Duke! The Colors

5/21/2011 - A Brief History Of Rapture Predictions

5/21/2011 - The Best Rapture Bomb Pictures

5/21/2011 - Can You Actually Become Addicted To Love?

5/21/2011 - Lisa Lampanelli Donates $1,000 To Gay Charity For Every Westboro Baptist Picketer At Her Show

5/21/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

5/21/2011 - It’s A Great Day To Be A Chimney Sweep

5/21/2011 - "Don't Say Gay" Bill Marches On

5/21/2011 - Help Mariska Hargitay End The Rape Kit Backlog

5/21/2011 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Wife Stands By Her Man

5/21/2011 - 21 Movies To Watch Before, During, Or After The World Ends

5/21/2011 - Every Debbie Reynolds Hat Comes With Complimentary Hair

5/21/2011 - If You Go To The Hospital This Weekend, You’re Probably Going To Die

5/21/2011 - Wisconsin, Tennessee Try To Cut Planned Parenthood Funding

5/21/2011 - It Pays to Be Oprah’s All-Time Favorite Guest

5/21/2011 - Details Of Sara Rue's Beer Pong Wedding Today

5/20/2011 - May 20 Week In Review

5/20/2011 - Ginnifer Goodwin Calls Off Engagement

5/20/2011 - How Celebrities Are Preparing For The Rapture

5/20/2011 - Hunger Games Fervor Makes For Awesome Fan Art

5/20/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Crap Psychologist Should Run Away With The Circus

5/20/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

5/20/2011 - The Night Belongs To Cher

5/20/2011 - Why We Just Can't Get Enough Of This Apocalypse Business

5/20/2011 - How To Make A Custom Dress Form: Part One

5/20/2011 - Watch Four Dogs Dressed As Bumblebees Ride A Merry-Go-Round

5/20/2011 - TGIF!

5/20/2011 - Why you are mesmerized by people you've heard bad things about

5/20/2011 - Some Unsolicited Casting Suggestions For The Carrie Remake

5/20/2011 - Lawyer Objects To "Large Breasted Woman" In Courtroom

5/20/2011 - The Jezebel (Very) Short Fiction Contest

5/20/2011 - Porn Star Stoya Would Like A Word With You

5/20/2011 - Harald Glöckler, Our New Most Favorite Person Ever, Is The Real-Life Brüno

5/20/2011 - Girls' Film Program Temporarily Defunded Over Tweet

5/20/2011 - Police Threaten Sexting Teens With Child Porn Charges

5/20/2011 - Some Celebrity "Designers" Just Knock Off Clothes From Their Closets

5/20/2011 - Justin Timberlake And Lady Gaga Like To Wear Each Others' Clothes

5/20/2011 - Should Women Serve In Special Forces?

5/20/2011 - Learn Valuable Life Lessons About Ladyhood In "Gucci Gucci" By Kreayshawn

5/20/2011 - How to Manipulate Your Body to Wake the Hell Up

5/20/2011 - Families Torn Apart By Tomorrow's Rapture

5/20/2011 - What The Division Of Housework Does To Your Stress Levels

5/20/2011 - Australian Brand Knocks Off Isabel Marant

5/20/2011 - The IMF's Questionable Office Culture

5/20/2011 - Nobody Knows What The Hell Is Going On With Botox Mom Story

5/20/2011 - Justin Bieber's Essence Now Available In Spritzing Form

5/20/2011 - Jennifer Lawrence Explains The Hunger Games To David Letterman

5/20/2011 - The Real Origin of the Bikini Wasn't a Nuclear Explosion

5/20/2011 - Cell Phone And Sperm Don't Necessarily Mix

5/20/2011 - A Hard-Hitting Interview With Andy Samberg & Bert From Sesame Street

5/20/2011 - The Great Girl Scouts Insurrection

5/20/2011 - Monkey Wins Best-Dressed At The Hangover II Premiere

5/20/2011 - Is There A Cure For Spam?

5/20/2011 - Crap Psychologist May Lose Job Over Racist Article

5/20/2011 - Secret Service Apologizes For Bashing Fox News On Twitter

5/20/2011 - Katy Perry Hearts Egg Chairs, Hates Carnations

5/19/2011 - Man Fakes Beating To Score Oprah Tickets

5/19/2011 - Facebook Uses New Technology To Crack Down On Child Porn

5/19/2011 - CEO Insists Ronald McDonald's Hip, "Does Not Advertise Unhealthy Food To Children

5/19/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Charlie Sheen

5/19/2011 - Katie Couric Signs Off After Final CBS Evening News Broadcast

5/19/2011 - Maria Confronted Housekeeper About Arnold's Love Child

5/19/2011 - Lisa Rinna Gets Jealous Of Harry Hamlin's Sex Scenes

5/19/2011 - How To Be A Woman On The Forbes 100 List: Sell Your Soul

5/19/2011 - How The Strauss-Kahn Scandal Could Help Women

5/19/2011 - Following Skull Surgery, Gabrielle Giffords Is Awake & Talking

5/19/2011 - A Whole Book Of Beautiful, Diverse Vaginas (Vulvas!) [NSFW]

5/19/2011 - Caroline Manzo Awkwardly Debuts Her Handbag Line

5/19/2011 - The Cannes Fashion Spectrum

5/19/2011 - Pejazzling: Now You Can Vajazzle A Penis

5/19/2011 - Hollywood's Diversity Problem Predictably Blamed On The Recession

5/19/2011 - How To Be A Good (Or At Least Adequate) Bridesmaid

5/19/2011 - 33 Children's Television Character Names That Could Also Be Euphemisms For The Ladyflower

5/19/2011 - Danielle Staub Quits Stripping, Seeks Professional Help

5/19/2011 - Handy Flowchart Helps Determine If You'll Die This Weekend

5/19/2011 - Parents Worry Facebook Turns Their Kids Into Ads

5/19/2011 - The Breast Milk Black Market

5/19/2011 - Jeff Conaway In Coma After Overdose

5/19/2011 - Crocheted Art & Yarn Bombing Inspire Fuzzy Feelings

5/19/2011 - Company Rewards Staffers With Prostitutes

5/19/2011 - "Adult Baby" Investigated By Social Security For Fraud

5/19/2011 - The Possibility Of Relief From Your Annual Pap Smear Hell

5/19/2011 - Beyoncé Debuts Apocalyptic New Video Just In Time For The Rapture

5/19/2011 - The Latest WTF Pregnancy Trend: Belly Casts

5/19/2011 - David Beckham's Lifestyle Brand Launches, Features Shirtless Torso

5/19/2011 - How to Find the Right Style of Yoga for You

5/19/2011 - Botox Mom Confesses To Hoax, Did It For The Money

5/19/2011 - Could Viagra Cause Hearing Loss?

5/19/2011 - Gay Dads Adopt 12 Children

5/19/2011 - All Dogs Don't Go To Heaven, So Make Plans For Post-Rapture Pet Care

5/19/2011 - Census: Fewer Early Marriages, More Long-Lasting Marriages

5/19/2011 - Ladymag Finds New Way To Horrify Readers

5/19/2011 - Manhattan Madam Says Strauss-Kahn Was A "Rough" Client

5/19/2011 - Toddler Found Wandering Alone With Marijuana Pipe & Cigarettes

5/19/2011 - Victoria Beckham To Give Birth On Independence Day

5/19/2011 - Things Get Even More Awkward Between ESPN's Leading Ladies

5/18/2011 - Meet The Man Who Plays Tina Fey's Hairy Arms On Bossypants

5/18/2011 - Defense Says Elizabeth Smart Isn't That Damaged, Pushes For Lighter Sentence

5/18/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: All Boys And Nothing But The Boys

5/18/2011 - Qaddafi's Wife & Daughter Flee Libya

5/18/2011 - See Gwyneth Paltrow Rap "Straight Out Of Compton"

5/18/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Order Up Some Discrimination At Starbucks

5/18/2011 - Affair With Arnold May Have Ended Housekeeper's Marriage

5/18/2011 - Twitter Feud: Lil' Kim Vs. Keyshia Cole

5/18/2011 - Lady Had Sex With Terry Richardson, Liked It

5/18/2011 - The Effects Of Gendered Language In Job Ads

5/18/2011 - Patti Davis, 58, Poses Nude (Again), Looks Awesome [NSFW]

5/18/2011 - Lars Von Trier Declares Himself A Nazi, Hitler Sympathizer

5/18/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

5/18/2011 - Jilted Bride Attempts Suicide, Man Catches Her As She Falls

5/18/2011 - Ivanka Trump: Obama's Bad Because "He Doesn't Have A Business Mind"

5/18/2011 - Detained Female Journalists Released From Libya And Iran

5/18/2011 - Five Multi-Use Items to Reduce Baggage While Traveling

5/18/2011 - Wedding Movie Feature Erases Jumping The Broom

5/18/2011 - Would You Buy Carlsberg's "Gender Neutral" Beer?

5/18/2011 - Sex Tapes Threaten Turkish Democracy

5/18/2011 - The Ladies Of Jersey Shore Get Cocky About Art Appreciation

5/18/2011 - Judge Decries Philip Roth's "Face-Sitting" Fiction

5/18/2011 - First Look: Jennifer Lawrence In Character As Katniss Everdeen

5/18/2011 - French Media Discuss Strauss-Kahn Accuser's "Beautiful Buttocks"

5/18/2011 - Southwest Airlines Tells Woman She's "Too Fat To Fly"

5/18/2011 - Here Are Kate Moss And Terry Richardson Wearing Terry Richardson Masks

5/18/2011 - No Sex At Home For Massachusetts Divorcees, Says Bill

5/18/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: The Kate Middleton Infertility Rumors Begin

5/18/2011 - Wisconsin Governor Pushes To End Hospital Visitation For Gay Couples

5/18/2011 - Web Coders Wanted, Non-Nudists Need Not Apply

5/18/2011 - The Science of Making Out

5/18/2011 - Breaking: White Dudes Are Running Shit

5/18/2011 - Report Says 1960s, Not Celibacy, Made Priests Abuse Kids

5/18/2011 - Michele Bachmann Is Shopping An Undoubtably Hilarious Book

5/18/2011 - Carole Middleton Is Allegedly Fashion's New Muse

5/18/2011 - Libyan Government Investigated For Viagra-Fueled Gang Rapes

5/18/2011 - Justin Timberlake's SNL Season Finale Promos

5/18/2011 - Parental Consent Laws Discouraged 16 & Pregnant Teen From Getting An Abortion

5/18/2011 - Housekeeper's Son Bears "Eerie" Resemblance To Schwarzenegger

5/18/2011 - Unapologetic Botox Mom Is Suddenly Very Sorry

5/18/2011 - Paper Reveals Strauss-Kahn Accuser's Possible HIV Status

5/18/2011 - Giffords To Undergo Skull Surgery Today

5/18/2011 - Oprah's Last Show Features Crapload Of Stars

5/18/2011 - Glee: Relationship Death At A Funeral

5/18/2011 - Sex With Substance(s): Ever Do It After Getting High?

5/17/2011 - Starbucks Fires Dwarf For Being Too Short

5/17/2011 - Yale Suspends Frat Behind Rape Chant

5/17/2011 - Is This The Saddest Commercial On TV?

5/17/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Expect To See Junderpants While Up Late At Night

5/17/2011 - Schwarzenegger Regularly Used His Office For Late-Night Trysts

5/17/2011 - Celebs Opine On Arnold's Love Child

5/17/2011 - Ben Stein Offers Worst Possible Reaction To IMF Chief Accusations

5/17/2011 - Cars Are Today's Featured "Thing Making You Fat"

5/17/2011 - Milk Cartons In Love

5/17/2011 - Lady Gaga Says, "Bring Me The Head Of My Little Pony"

5/17/2011 - Stroll Through The Huxtable Family's Classic Style In "The Cosby Sweater Project"

5/17/2011 - January Jones's Diet Includes Fast Food

5/17/2011 - The Media’s Groping Problem

5/17/2011 - Danielle Staub Is A Stripper… Again

5/17/2011 - Newt Gingrich Owed Tiffany's Up To A Half Million Dollars

5/17/2011 - New York Times Thinks Iraq's Makeover Looks Totally Tacky

5/17/2011 - Jennifer Garner's Girls Get Bagels & Bunny Slippers

5/17/2011 - Bridesmaids' Well-Deserved Victory Lap

5/17/2011 - This Is What Happens When Jeans, Leggings, & Underpants Mix

5/17/2011 - Gynecologists Refuse Patients For Being Too Fat

5/17/2011 - How My Daughter Turns Up The "Juice"

5/17/2011 - Anna Wintour Does Something Decent

5/17/2011 - Is This Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child?

5/17/2011 - Nation Plagued By Rash Of Hair Extension Thefts

5/17/2011 - Sleazy IMF Chief's Defense: Sex With Maid Was Consensual

5/17/2011 - Taiwan To Investigate, Punish Sex-Selective Abortion

5/17/2011 - How Many Hours of Sleep Do You Really Need?

5/17/2011 - The Father/Daughter Incest Story That Was Too "Real" For Jerry Springer

5/17/2011 - The Child With The $76,000 Bedroom

5/17/2011 - Hailee Steinfeld Is The New Face Of Miu Miu

5/17/2011 - Hate Crime Charges Filed In McDonald's Beating Of Transgender Woman

5/17/2011 - Carla Bruni Is Pregnant, Says Sarkozy's Dad

5/17/2011 - Violence, Weeping Men, & Lizzie Grubman Star In RHONJ Premiere

5/17/2011 - The 2012 Election's Lady "Sideshow"

5/17/2011 - Teacher's Life Upended By False Molestation Accusation

5/17/2011 - Here's Ed Harris as Your HBO John McCain

5/17/2011 - Botox Mom Loses Custody Of 8-Year-Old Daughter

5/17/2011 - Bombshell: Arnold Schwarzenegger Fathered Child With Employee

5/17/2011 - What's Your Unexpected Erogenous Zone?

5/16/2011 - Vatican Guidelines Urge Bishops To Report Sex Abuse, But Don't Require It

5/16/2011 - Giffords Watches Space Shuttle Launch, Says It's "Good Stuff"

5/16/2011 - Cindy McCain Says She's No "Stepford Wife," She's Just Shy

5/16/2011 - Eighth Grade Girl Punished After Witnessing School Bus Sex

5/16/2011 - Comment Of The Day: What To Wear To A "Peepee Soaked Heckhole"

5/16/2011 - Wendy Williams Has Some Messed-Up Feet

5/16/2011 - Lindsay Parties With Marilyn Manson, Gets "Belligerently Drunk"

5/16/2011 - How to Deal with Deadbeats by Using Clever Tricks and Blackmail

5/16/2011 - Knitted Junk Food Looks Like Dessert, Has None Of The Calories

5/16/2011 - Teeny Tiny Kitty Has Teeny Tiny Milk Moustache

5/16/2011 - Why Is Joe Scarborough Making Jokes About The IMF Chief's Alleged Sexual Assault?

5/16/2011 - With Racist Article, Crap Evolutionary Psychologist Sets New Record For Awfulness

5/16/2011 - Here Is Snooki In Italy, Living La Dolce Vita

5/16/2011 - "Giddy Schoolgirls" Who Report On The Military

5/16/2011 - The Test That Will Tell You When You're Going To Die

5/16/2011 - Schwarzenegger's Alleged Former Mistress: There Were "So Many" Other Women

5/16/2011 - See The Original, Unused Ending To Election

5/16/2011 - Everything You Need To Know About The IMF's Sexually Sketchy Chief

5/16/2011 - Real Housewives And The Science Of Gold-Digging

5/16/2011 - White House Women Pushed For Debbie Wasserman Schultz

5/16/2011 - How Right Is Roseanne Barr?

5/16/2011 - Would You Rather Have Sex With An Elephant, A Horse Or An Eagle?

5/16/2011 - Doctors Diagnose "Empty Oprah Syndrome"

5/16/2011 - Teen Vandal Thinks Prom Incident Has Been Blown Way Out Of Proportion

5/16/2011 - The Seven Deadly Sins Of Disney Princesses

5/16/2011 - Jane Pratt Returns, This Time Online

5/16/2011 - Dartmouth Sororities To Punish Frats That Ignore Assault

5/16/2011 - Remember When AOL IM Was Our Facebook?

5/16/2011 - Does This C-Section Make My Baby Look Fat?

5/16/2011 - Disney Tries To Trademark "SEAL Team 6"

5/16/2011 - Incredible Pointy-Toed Mexican Boots Poised To Take Over The World

5/16/2011 - Italians Find Jersey Shore Cast Stupid, Fascinating

5/16/2011 - Watch Jezebel's Irin Carmon Talk "Hottest Sex Offender" List With MSNBC's Alex Witt

5/16/2011 - Vandals React To Pippa Middleton's World-Renowned Butt

5/16/2011 - Pop Star Attire Is Crusty/Casual On The Red Carpet

5/16/2011 - Bridesmaids Overperforms, Fucks The Haters

5/16/2011 - Barnes & Noble Censors Cover Featuring Androgynous Male Model

5/16/2011 - CNN Anchor Comes Out

5/16/2011 - Second Woman Accuses IMF Chief Of Assault

5/16/2011 - School Punishes Students With Cold Sandwiches

5/16/2011 - Angelina Jolie's Directorial Debut Gets A Title & Release Date

5/15/2011 - Sleep Deprivation Is Making You Lie, Cheat, & Steal

5/15/2011 - Rihanna Defends Following Chris Brown On Twitter

5/15/2011 - Two Cops May Be Suspects In Long Island Serial Killings

5/15/2011 - Two Straight Male Athletes Fight Gay Bullying

5/15/2011 - Teen Vandal Is Allowed To Attend His Prom

5/15/2011 - Rebecca Black Denies Awful Pregnancy Rumor

5/15/2011 - Sunday Night Stampede

5/15/2011 - America Needs Braaaaains

5/15/2011 - Mummifying Your Pet Will Give It Everlasting Creepiness

5/15/2011 - Stylin' On You

5/15/2011 - Miss USA Hopeful Steals Hearts, Identities

5/15/2011 - Saudi All-Women's College Probably Won't Be Holding Any Sorority Mixers

5/15/2011 - Simple and Understated Wins the Race

5/15/2011 - Dextrous Beagle Will Make Your Heart Grow Three Sizes

5/15/2011 - Paralyzed UC Berkeley Student Walks Again at Graduation

5/15/2011 - It Looks Just As Crazy If You Tip Your Monitor Sideways

5/15/2011 - What Your Bridesmaids' Dresses Say About You

5/15/2011 - Porn Star's Memoirs Available at Your Local Pubic Library

5/15/2011 - Wave, Hello

5/15/2011 - Head of International Monetary Fund Held For New York Sexual Assault

5/15/2011 - Former MTV VJ Sued by Ex Girlfriend For Being a Loser

5/15/2011 - Spencer Pratt Unwanted on Heidi Montag's New Show, Everywhere Else

5/14/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!

5/14/2011 - Saturday Night Social

5/14/2011 - Will The Avengers Be One Of The Most Expensive Movies Ever Made?

5/14/2011 - The Greatest Twitter Crime Solving Story Ever Told

5/14/2011 - 16-Year-Old Finds Possible Cure For Cystic Fibrosis

5/14/2011 - Your Ticket To Melbourne's Annual Parade Of Thighs

5/14/2011 - Stephen Colbert Demands "Megaphone Made Of Cash"

5/14/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

5/14/2011 - California To Save Money By Closing 70 Parks

5/14/2011 - Cyndi Lauper, Wanda Jackson, And Darlene Love Tell It Like It Is

5/14/2011 - New iPhone App Allows You To Hire Prostitutes With Ease

5/14/2011 - Vintage Cologne Exclusively For Womanizing Male Executives

5/14/2011 - Lonely Single Men Become Part Of An Involuntary Flash Mob

5/14/2011 - Child Protective Services Visits Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon

5/14/2011 - Dustin Hoffman Makes Angelina Jolie And Jack Black Rub A Panda For Good Luck

5/14/2011 - Rejection Feels Exactly Like Spilling Coffee On Yourself

5/14/2011 - Neighbor's Nude Statue Of David Enrages Locals

5/14/2011 - Jenna Fischer Is Pregnant

5/13/2011 - May 13 Week In Review

5/13/2011 - The Surreal Reality That Is The NKOTBSB Project

5/13/2011 - Lady Gaga's Stylist Wants To Sell You Some Gaga-Inspired Fashion

5/13/2011 - A Panicky Column About The Scandalous Thing Serena Williams Just Did

5/13/2011 - Coco Balances A Water Bottle On Her Butt

5/13/2011 - Lifetime Movie Cartoons: Another Woman's Husband

5/13/2011 - Disney Settles Donald Duck Grope Lawsuit

5/13/2011 - Kansas Passes Restrictive Abortion Insurance Law

5/13/2011 - The Night Belongs To Dorothy Zbornak

5/13/2011 - Al-Qaeda's Latest Target: Obama's Grandma

5/13/2011 - Masturbation Masterpiece aka Splash

5/13/2011 - How To Buy A Sex Toy

5/13/2011 - TGIF!

5/13/2011 - Kindergarten Career Day Dares Us To Hope For The Future

5/13/2011 - Paper Pseudo-Apologizes For "Hottest Female Sex Offenders"

5/13/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

5/13/2011 - When Gay Men Insult Women

5/13/2011 - Fox News Panic: Lindsay's Boobs Might Be Sagging!

5/13/2011 - We Love You, Paul Feig

5/13/2011 - How To Paint Your Nails With Stripes

5/13/2011 - Relive Your Entire 1990s Childhood In Under 4 Minutes

5/13/2011 - Report Discusses Ex-Senator's Sexting, Pants

5/13/2011 - Awesome Teen Challenges Bachmann To Constitutional Debate

5/13/2011 - Man Arrested For Carrying Suitcase Full Of Baby Animals

5/13/2011 - Women Falling Down On Film, Over And Over And Over Again

5/13/2011 - Your Facebook Is The New "Personality Test"

5/13/2011 - What's The Saddest Book You've Ever Read?

5/13/2011 - Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Watch Porn & Masturbate At Work

5/13/2011 - Nabisco Reveals Secret Plans For "Triple Oreo"

5/13/2011 - Fake Tiger Mom Causes Real Screaming Match At Restaurant

5/13/2011 - Pregnant Women Given Drugs To Prevent Childhood Obesity

5/13/2011 - Osama Bin Laden's Giant Porn Stash

5/13/2011 - Mubarak's Wife Detained

5/13/2011 - Obama Decides To Stop Staging White House Photos

5/13/2011 - 3 Reasons You Should Be Drinking Something Different

5/13/2011 - Emma Watson Takes Her Role As A Face Of Lancôme Very, Very Seriously

5/13/2011 - The Fashionable Hits & Misses At The Cannes Film Festival

5/13/2011 - Child Services To Investigate 8-Year-Old Girl Botox Case

5/13/2011 - Drugs Found To Stop Spread Of HIV

5/13/2011 - Cuckolded Dad Sues Obama Daughters' School For $10 Million

5/13/2011 - Eliminate Muffin-Tops With This Horrible Underthing

5/13/2011 - What Will China Do About Its Woman Shortage?

5/13/2011 - Government Sale: All Unabomber Evidence Must Go!

5/13/2011 - Dude, Sweet? Ashton Kutcher Joining Two And A Half Men

5/12/2011 - Spanx Thief Now Shares A "Sacred Vulval Bond"

5/12/2011 - Online Coverage Of Obesity Epidemic Worsens The Problem

5/12/2011 - Wonder Woman is Dead

5/12/2011 - Mom Loses Custody Of Children Because She Has Breast Cancer

5/12/2011 - Delaware Parties While Legalizing Civil Unions

5/12/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Rejected Republican Campaign Ad

5/12/2011 - Matthew Perry Returns To Rehab To "Focus On Sobriety"

5/12/2011 - Zooey Deschanel's Feminist Teen Angst Letter To Vogue

5/12/2011 - Lady Gaga’s First Magazine Column Is as Annoying as You Expected

5/12/2011 - Real Housewives' Deadbeat Dad

5/12/2011 - Pressure's On Kate To Produce An Heir (And A Spare)

5/12/2011 - How Different Races Intermarry

5/12/2011 - A Celebrity’s Guide To (Actually Good) Sexy Stunts

5/12/2011 - Magazine Thinks Hillary Clinton Spends Her Time "Sneaking Brownies"

5/12/2011 - The Many Ways To Say Bridesmaids Won't Cut Off Your Balls

5/12/2011 - American Apparel Lost Slightly Less Money This Quarter Than Usual

5/12/2011 - Booze Is Not Good For Your Skin

5/12/2011 - Cigarette Kitten Is The New Smoking Baby

5/12/2011 - Jerks Use iPhone App To Fool Birds

5/12/2011 - How To Play Matchmaker

5/12/2011 - Meghan McCain Fires Back At Sexist Turd Glenn Beck

5/12/2011 - Real Storybook Princesses Wear Dresses Made From Golden Books

5/12/2011 - Teen Who Made School Hot List Arrested

5/12/2011 - Texas Woman Is Really, Really Happy About In-N-Out Burger

5/12/2011 - The Future Of Bin Laden's Daughter

5/12/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Fellates A Banana & Molests An Employee In Horrible Bosses

5/12/2011 - Why Doesn't Anyone Want To Be Called "Grandma" Anymore?

5/12/2011 - "Planking" Trend Has Authorities Seriously Concerned

5/12/2011 - Worst Listicle Of All Time: Hottest Female Sex Offenders

5/12/2011 - What The Hell, DSW?

5/12/2011 - Unapologetic Mother Gives Botox Injections To 8-Year-Old Daughter

5/12/2011 - Olivia Munn and Selita Ebanks Unleash the Dragon...Fruit

5/12/2011 - Kate Winslet's Lovely New Ads For St. John, Revealed

5/12/2011 - Texas Calculates The Cost Of Cutting Funding For Family Planning

5/12/2011 - Teen Banned From Prom For Adorable Vandalism

5/12/2011 - Plenty Of Tits & Assholes At The Maxim Hot 100 Party

5/12/2011 - Amber Rose's New Man Is Not A Downgrade From Kanye

5/12/2011 - Senator Says She Feels Fat

5/12/2011 - Baby's First TSA Patdown

5/12/2011 - "Grrl" & "Thang" Can Now Score Points In Scrabble

5/12/2011 - Bethenny Being Sued For Skinnygirl Profits

5/11/2011 - Extra "X" On Your Box Of Durex Doesn't Make Condoms Extra Sexy

5/11/2011 - Study Reveals Exact Age You Must Stop Wearing A Bikini

5/11/2011 - Princess Beatrice Auctions Her Infamously Wacky Hat

5/11/2011 - Congo's Rape Epidemic Is Even Worse Than Previously Thought

5/11/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: Ladies First! [NSFW]

5/11/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Inadequately Hung Dude's Letter To God

5/11/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Pleads No Contest To Necklace Theft

5/11/2011 - Did Florida Accidentally Ban Sex?

5/11/2011 - Check Out Dresses From Coco's New Clothing Line

5/11/2011 - Oprah's Final Guests Revealed

5/11/2011 - Hand-Stitching Turns Fashion Magazines Into High Art

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5/11/2011 - This Male Model Fell Over On The Runway

5/11/2011 - Why I Hate My Giant Dong

5/11/2011 - Tragic Sarah Ferguson Wore Metaphorical "Hair Shirt" During Royal Wedding

5/11/2011 - Sluts Like Me

5/11/2011 - Toilet Paper's Eternal Debate Wages On

5/11/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Hops On The "Sexy Vampire" Bandwagon [NSFW]

5/11/2011 - Braiding Hair Fills Men With Rage

5/11/2011 - Levi Johnston's Book Cover Is Basically Perfect

5/11/2011 - The Navy Won't Perform Same-Sex Marriages After All

5/11/2011 - A Family Comes Together In Joy And Grieving

5/11/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

5/11/2011 - Trio Behind Fake George Clooney Fashion Line Sentenced To Jail

5/11/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Random Chick Claims She Miscarried Matt Bellamy's Fetus

5/11/2011 - Indiana Judge Lets Planned Parenthood Defunding Stand

5/11/2011 - To Marry For Love Or Politics?

5/11/2011 - Let Kelly Bensimon Teach You How To Make A Hair Cocktail

5/11/2011 - "Life Slapped Her Cruelly, Again And Again"

5/11/2011 - Men, Please Do Not Publicly Smile At Me When I Look Like Crap

5/11/2011 - Another Autism Risk To Worry About

5/11/2011 - MTV To Stop Running Ads From Anti-Abortion Group

5/11/2011 - Here's That Michaele Salahi Song You Didn't Ask For

5/11/2011 - Teen Who Faked Pregnancy Talks To Today

5/11/2011 - The Terrible Curse Of "Most Likely To Succeed"

5/11/2011 - The Dude's Big Lebowski Sweater Can Be Yours

5/11/2011 - The Gawker Media Census Numbers Prove It—You’re Good People. Take It and Win an iPad 2!

5/11/2011 - Lady Gaga Looks Like A Butterfly On The Cover Of V

5/11/2011 - Presbyterian Church Votes To Allow Ordination Of Gay Ministers

5/11/2011 - Take A Hellish Ride On The TMZ Tour Bus

5/11/2011 - 16 & Pregnant: The 32-Year-Old Grandma

5/11/2011 - Osama Bin Laden's Matchmaker

5/11/2011 - Schwarzenegger Extolled The Virtues Of The "Mulatto Ass"

5/11/2011 - Peace Corps Accused Of Blaming Rape Victims

5/11/2011 - Swap Your Old Bridesmaid Dresses For Shit You'll Actually Wear Again

5/11/2011 - Bristol Palin's New Face Was Totes A Medical Necessity

5/10/2011 - Glee: Prom Queen Race Ends With A Slap In The Face

5/10/2011 - David Lynch Talks To Barbie Head In Coffee Ad

5/10/2011 - Warning: Reading Harry Potter May Turn You Into A Wizard

5/10/2011 - Boy Wears Skirt To Protest School Dress Code

5/10/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Stop Trying To Make Sarah Palin Happen

5/10/2011 - Common & Sarah Palin Feud Over White House Poetry Reading

5/10/2011 - Raekwon Is Adjusting Nicely To New Technology

5/10/2011 - Emma Watson's Hair & Skirt Are Pretty, Short & Pretty Short

5/10/2011 - How To Raise A Sexually Healthy Teen

5/10/2011 - Newt Gingrich Hopes His Wife Will Win Him The Presidency

5/10/2011 - Nudie Pix Signal Pippa Middleton's Official Ascent To Celebrity

5/10/2011 - The Chanel Cruise Show Is For Wealthy Blake Lively Fans Who Like High-Heeled Thong Sandals

5/10/2011 - How to Customize Your Apartment Without Pissing Off Your Landlord

5/10/2011 - A Really Real Interview With Real Ryan Gosling

5/10/2011 - Osama Bin Laden's Relationship Advice

5/10/2011 - Elizabeth Taylor's "Fat Farm" Stint

5/10/2011 - What The Gap Needs Now Is Love Sweet Love

5/10/2011 - Controversial Documentary About Diana's Death Set To Premiere This Week At Cannes

5/10/2011 - Teen Boozing Linked To Social Networking

5/10/2011 - Does Online Dating Up The Beauty Ante?

5/10/2011 - Beijing's Moonwalking Granny

5/10/2011 - Vague Memory May Be Linked To Depression

5/10/2011 - How Lady Gaga Repealed Don't Ask Don't Tell

5/10/2011 - Here's That Charlie Sheen And Snoop Dogg Song You Didn't Ask For

5/10/2011 - Why Won't Glee Give Mercedes A Boyfriend?

5/10/2011 - We'll Be Chatting With Dolphins In No Time

5/10/2011 - Kristen Wiig's Humble Start With The X-Men

5/10/2011 - Who Are Your Relationship Role Models?

5/10/2011 - Writer Who Got Rid Of "Stewardess" Dies At 87

5/10/2011 - Kirstie Alley's Crash Quasi-Diet For DWTS

5/10/2011 - The Truth About The World's Richest Women

5/10/2011 - Breastfeeding Baby Doll Suckles At Kathie Lee's Bosom

5/10/2011 - Queen Elizabeth Wants An iPad

5/10/2011 - The War On Chocolate Milk

5/10/2011 - Gilt Groupe Now Valued At $1 Billion

5/10/2011 - How Liberal Christians Nixed A Gay Rights Ad

5/10/2011 - First Women Arrive For Submarine Training

5/10/2011 - Today In Michelle Obama Dancing

5/10/2011 - What Went Wrong With Sarah Palin?

5/10/2011 - The Leotards, Sparkles, And Feathers Of Eurovision 2011

5/10/2011 - Northwestern's Fucksaw Sex Class Gets Axed

5/10/2011 - One Third Of Clothing For Girls Is "Sexy"

5/10/2011 - Rachel Zoe's $250K Post-Partum Push Present From The Hubs

5/10/2011 - Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Separate

5/10/2011 - Outdoor Sex & Getting Busy Beyond The Bedroom

5/9/2011 - Officials Say Long Island Has At Least Two Serial Killers

5/9/2011 - Should Photographing Other People's Kids Be Illegal?

5/9/2011 - Jaycee Dugard Will Publish Memoir This Summer

5/9/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Gather 'Round For BDSM Story Time

5/9/2011 - Alicia Silverstone Gives Birth To Boy Named Bear Blu

5/9/2011 - Female Dance Battle Turns Into Brawl

5/9/2011 - Ice-T Achieves Lifelong Dream

5/9/2011 - Man Keeps Illegal Pet Alligator To Attract The Ladies

5/9/2011 - NBC May Offer Lady-Centric Comedy Block This Fall

5/9/2011 - Chaz Bono Describes The Difference Between "Lesbian" & "Transgender"

5/9/2011 - New App Lets Authors Sign E-Books

5/9/2011 - Adweek's Completely Creepy & Inappropriate Profile Of Female Media Writer

5/9/2011 - Designer Leaks Vogue's June Cover

5/9/2011 - Gay Men Rule Democratic Fundraising

5/9/2011 - Yet Another Pole Dancing Magazine Hits The Stands

5/9/2011 - Is Semen Really An Antidepressant?

5/9/2011 - Hasidic Newspaper Explains Why It Airbrushed Out Hillary Clinton

5/9/2011 - Why Yes, This Forever 21 Dress Does Look Like A Ladyflower

5/9/2011 - Celebrities Try To Control The Photos They Tweet

5/9/2011 - Beautiful Women Made From Junk Mail

5/9/2011 - Is Kate Hudson Coasting On Cuteness?

5/9/2011 - Bristol Palin Gets Her Very Own Reality Show

5/9/2011 - Are Movie Sandwiches A Guy Thing?

5/9/2011 - The Respectability of Video Vixens vs. Body Builders

5/9/2011 - I Miss Amy Winehouse

5/9/2011 - Whitney Houston Checks Into Rehab Again

5/9/2011 - Donald Trump Inexplicably Kisses Audrina Patridge's Ass

5/9/2011 - Macho Men Skip The Doctor

5/9/2011 - Hindu Goddess Print On Swimsuit Causes Shitstorm

5/9/2011 - 350 Couples Married In Colorful Bolivian Mass Wedding

5/9/2011 - Why Did SNL Cut Non-Tribute "Tribute" To Women Writers?

5/9/2011 - Women Subjected To "Virginity Tests" At Heathrow Airport

5/9/2011 - Judgy Mommies Get Worked Up Over Big Kids In Strollers

5/9/2011 - Today In Luxury Designer Firings: Chloé Dumps Creative Director

5/9/2011 - News Anchors Incapable Of Discussing Shake Weight Without Making Excessive Dick Jokes

5/9/2011 - After 36 Years, Woman Finds Lost High School Ring

5/9/2011 - Minute Maid Will Get You An Engagement Ring

5/9/2011 - NeNe's Real Reason For Quitting Celebrity Apprentice

5/9/2011 - A Paradigm Shifts For Women TV Writers

5/9/2011 - Men Traumatized By Brazilian Body Waxes

5/9/2011 - Rihanna Video Throws Britain Into Crisis

5/9/2011 - Madonna Donates Thigh-High Boots To Lourdes' School

5/9/2011 - Meredith Vieira Tears Up While Announcing Departure From Today Show

5/8/2011 - Kids React to the Death of Osama Bin Laden

5/8/2011 - Marriage Proposal Spray Painted On Stranger's Garage

5/8/2011 - Facebook Rejects Ad Featuring Two Women Kissing [UPDATED]

5/8/2011 - Libyan Rape Victim Iman al-Obeidi Escapes To Tunisia

5/8/2011 - Did A Mom Really Give Her 7-Year-Old Botox Injections?

5/8/2011 - Moviegoers Don't Want To See Mel Gibson's Hand Puppet

5/8/2011 - This Mother's Day, Take Some Time To Watch Mom Do Housework

5/8/2011 - Sunday Night Soiree

5/8/2011 - Life's a Pitch

5/8/2011 - Tina Fey Brings Palin Impersonation Back

5/8/2011 - Everyone Wants To Bone The Navy SEALS

5/8/2011 - Don't Take Me To The Gym

5/8/2011 - College Graduates Get Schooled By Michelle Obama

5/8/2011 - Beware the Old Ladies of Michigan

5/8/2011 - Ode to My Badger Mother

5/8/2011 - The Light Stuff

5/8/2011 - You're Never Too Young For Ass-Sculpting Shoes That Don't Work

5/8/2011 - Being Able to See Not As Important as Not Being Fat

5/8/2011 - Haberdashery's Finest Compete For Kentucky Derby Crown

5/8/2011 - Bad Tippers, Your Day of Reckoning is Upon You

5/8/2011 - Hillary Clinton Photoshopped Out of Situation Room Photo

5/8/2011 - The World's Most Disappointed Dog

5/8/2011 - Like The Onset of Responsible Adulthood, Jersey Shore's Trip To Italy Delayed

5/7/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

5/7/2011 - Saturday Night Social

5/7/2011 - Guinea Pigs Playing In A Kiddie Pool

5/7/2011 - Student Involved In Tyler Clementi Suicide Avoids Jail Time

5/7/2011 - Alexa Chung Feels Like She's Had A Million Weddings

5/7/2011 - Why Geek Girls Shall Inherit The Earth

5/7/2011 - Flu Season At Its Worst This Year

5/7/2011 - Are You Wearing Pants? This Chart Will Help You Answer That Question

5/7/2011 - Would You Listen To A Woman Speak For 5 Seconds For A Klondike Bar?

5/7/2011 - Saturday Night Live Open Thread Tonight

5/7/2011 - Dwight Howard: What A Wookiee

5/7/2011 - If Your Mother’s Day Present Is Shitty, Your Wife Will Cheat On You

5/7/2011 - Kate Middleton's Sister Caught In Racy Photo Scandal

5/7/2011 - The History Of War Dogs

5/7/2011 - Cyndi Lauper and Arcade Fire Draw Strength From The Sun

5/7/2011 - Simply Seeing Fat People Will Make You Fat, Too

5/7/2011 - Is This Budweiser Commercial Gay?

5/7/2011 - Paul McCartney Is Engaged

5/6/2011 - May 6 Week In Review

5/6/2011 - Jersey Shore Cast Banned From Italian Landmarks

5/6/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

5/6/2011 - Underwater Tiger Is Terrifying, Beautiful

5/6/2011 - Watch Freja Beha Erichsen Make Out With Anna Mouglalis

5/6/2011 - Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Mother's Day

5/6/2011 - The Night Belongs To Gabby Sidibe

5/6/2011 - This Major Motion Picture Screenwriter Is A Jezebel Commenter

5/6/2011 - Baby Hawk Beats The Odds

5/6/2011 - Being Bored Will Make You A Better Person

5/6/2011 - Want Bigger Boobs? Of Course There's An App For That

5/6/2011 - The Best Ways to Answer "Where Do You See Yourself in Five Years?"

5/6/2011 - TGIF!

5/6/2011 - Is There Anything Left To Say About Tina Brown?

5/6/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Taking Pregnancy Tips From Satan

5/6/2011 - How To Remember Which Is Left, And 9 Other Things My Mom Taught Me

5/6/2011 - A virus that could rewire your brain to help you lose weight

5/6/2011 - Lady Gaga Reveals The Only Controversial Thing About "Judas" Video

5/6/2011 - Vogue Italia Runs Another All-Black Editorial

5/6/2011 - A Tribute To Memorable Movie Moms

5/6/2011 - The Inevitable Glee Cover Of Rebecca Black's "Friday"

5/6/2011 - What Makes A Perfect Female Action Hero?

5/6/2011 - Pro-Cuddling PSA From MTV's Teen Mom Stars

5/6/2011 - Jennifer Lopez, American Idol, and the Mystery of the Disappearing Ass Brace

5/6/2011 - Woman Runs Away From Her Parliamentary Position

5/6/2011 - The Kitten Crash Test

5/6/2011 - Your Next Date Could Involve Gin & Laundry

5/6/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Is Stunned… And Stunning

5/6/2011 - Female Jockey Doesn't "Ride Like A Girl"

5/6/2011 - Men Are Not, In Fact, Always Thinking About Sex

5/6/2011 - Hair Club For Men Founder Sy Sperling Talks About Eyelash Serum

5/6/2011 - The Enduring Appeal Of The Badly Married Lady

5/6/2011 - Gisele Bündchen Is Smiling Because She Made $45 Million Last Year

5/6/2011 - Victoria's Secret Bikini Comes With Fake Boob Dickey

5/6/2011 - See Amy Poehler And Tina Fey Transformed Into Jersey Shore Guidettes

5/6/2011 - Bestiality, Baggy Pants Banned In Florida

5/6/2011 - Kabbalah Centre Officially Under Investigation For Tax Evasion

5/6/2011 - Obama's Greatest Power Is Arranging Meetings With Justin Bieber

5/6/2011 - Bin Laden's Wife Speaks; Didn't Leave Compound For 5 Years

5/6/2011 - Scientists Discover The Happiness Gene

5/6/2011 - The Home Alone House Could Be Yours

5/6/2011 - Jennifer Lawrence Would Rather Look Chubby Than Like A Scarecrow

5/6/2011 - The Sad, Pink Donkey Who Ignited a Taco-Boycotting Revolution

5/6/2011 - Spelling Bee Prize: A Misspelled Certificate

5/5/2011 - Overweight People Actually Do Exercise

5/5/2011 - Phoebe Prince Case Ends With Light Sentences For Teen Bullies

5/5/2011 - Hunger Games Casting Update: Wes Bentley Is Seneca Crane

5/5/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Is TV Turning You Straight?

5/5/2011 - Pippa Middleton's Sexy Shirtless Photo Scandal

5/5/2011 - 10 Photos Of Animals With Stuffed Animals

5/5/2011 - Met Manages To Not Fuck Up McQueen

5/5/2011 - Kirstie Alley Has Two Hours Of Sex A Day

5/5/2011 - The Bechdel Test And Classic Literature

5/5/2011 - How To Fight Fair

5/5/2011 - 2010’s Most Popular Baby Names Largely Television-Related

5/5/2011 - Everyday Life Causes Brain Bleeding

5/5/2011 - Adorable Little Boy Get His Adorable First Kiss

5/5/2011 - Judge Judy By The Numbers

5/5/2011 - Joe Scarborough Was Making 14 Times As Much As Mika Brzezinski

5/5/2011 - See Lady Gaga As Mary Magdalene In New "Judas" Video

5/5/2011 - Right Wing Co-opts Steven Tyler's "Post-Abortion Trauma"

5/5/2011 - What Hillary Clinton Was Thinking In Famous Situation Room Photo

5/5/2011 - The Unexpected Celebrity Crush Phenomenon

5/5/2011 - Dita Von Teese Is Perfect From Hair To Heels

5/5/2011 - Creepy New Commemorative Crap Spawned By The Royal Wedding

5/5/2011 - Pregnant Tina Fey Cusses Up A Storm & Reveals Alien Fetus In SNL Promos

5/5/2011 - Woman Sues Ex For Lack Of Sex

5/5/2011 - Female-Friendly Android Phone Possibly In The Works

5/5/2011 - Kathie Lee Spanks John Leguizamo On Morning Television

5/5/2011 - Australian Grazia Didn’t Get The Slim-Down-Kate Memo

5/5/2011 - End Your Insomnia, Snoring, and Other Common Sleep Problems with These Expert Tips

5/5/2011 - The Unsettling Story Of A Lesbian Blogger In Syria

5/5/2011 - Gap Fires Head Designer Patrick Robinson

5/5/2011 - Jezebel Design Updates Will Make Life A Little Easier

5/5/2011 - Glee Is Worrisomely Gay For Fox Affiliate

5/5/2011 - Period Pain Runs Deeper Than You Think

5/5/2011 - Hillary Clinton Launches Cell Phone Effort To Improve Maternal Health

5/5/2011 - The Tale Of Osama Bin Laden's Youngest Wife

5/5/2011 - In Times Of Stress, Two Hearts Really Do Beat As One

5/5/2011 - Sisters Give Birth To Girls One Minute Apart

5/5/2011 - Rihanna's Open-Robed Perfume Ad Too Racy For Kuwait

5/4/2011 - Boys Are More Confident, But Girls Are Lagging Behind

5/4/2011 - City Votes To Let Woman Keep Therapy Kangaroo

5/4/2011 - Men Say "I Love You" First, But Surely They Don't Mean It

5/4/2011 - Will Ferrell Brings Back Bush Impression For Reaction To Bin Laden's Death

5/4/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Picking An Alias With Some Bite

5/4/2011 - Jesse James Announces Kat Von D Is Better In Bed Than Sandra Bullock

5/4/2011 - Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Share Their Wedding Invitation With The Internet

5/4/2011 - Men's Tear Ducts Make Them Look Stoic

5/4/2011 - The Only Beyoncé Video You Need To See Today

5/4/2011 - Life Force Energy Diet Helps You Lose Weight The Crazy Way

5/4/2011 - Gwen Stefani & Sons Are Wheels On Fire, Rolling Down The Road

5/4/2011 - How to Respond to Facebook Birthday Wishes

5/4/2011 - Amy Sedaris Wants You To Wrap Up All Of Your Crap In Gold

5/4/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

5/4/2011 - What Should We Name The All-Female Lizard Species?

5/4/2011 - $660 Worth Of Shoes You Never Wear

5/4/2011 - Dear Men: Please Stop Grabbing Our Boobs At Sporting Events. Sincerely, Women.

5/4/2011 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Osama Bin Laden Children's Poem

5/4/2011 - Debating Rap, Rape And R&B

5/4/2011 - Boys Rule The Animal Kingdom Too

5/4/2011 - Whoopi Goldberg's Musical Interpretation Of The View

5/4/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston's Former Lover Says He Was "Too Pure" For Her

5/4/2011 - How to Stop Caring About What Other People Think and Get Back Your Self-Respect

5/4/2011 - First Teen Gets Probation In Phoebe Prince Case

5/4/2011 - The New Wave Of "Abortion" Funding Battles

5/4/2011 - Halle Berry Picks Up A Little Something At The Grocery Store

5/4/2011 - The Vagina Is A Bad Place To Store Your Fake I.D.

5/4/2011 - The Names Of Mariah Carey's Newborn Twins, Revealed

5/4/2011 - 16 & Pregnant: When A High School Provides On-Campus Daycare

5/4/2011 - Violence As Romance, And The Latest Gossip Girl Backlash

5/4/2011 - Time For A Baby Zebra Break!

5/4/2011 - Madonna Says She Felt Fat At The Met Ball

5/4/2011 - Kate Middleton's Tiny Waist Gets Slimmed Down Some More

5/4/2011 - Hide that Danielle Steele Book, Take the 2011 Gawker Media Census, and Win an iPad 2

5/4/2011 - Jesse James Confirms That He's Still An Asshole

5/4/2011 - Lisa Cholodenko May Make Our Day Less Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad

5/4/2011 - Male & Female Biological Clocks Are Even More Different Than You Thought

5/4/2011 - Celebrities Attend Movie Premiere, Sport Afternoon Wedding Attire

5/4/2011 - New Gay Adoption Bill Bans Discrimination

5/4/2011 - Bush’s 9/11 Storytime Kids Are Now 16 and Happy Bin Laden’s Dead

5/4/2011 - So Maybe Salt Is Good For You After All

5/4/2011 - Josef Fritzl's House To Be Demolished

5/4/2011 - Katy Perry Learned About Birth Control At Planned Parenthood

5/4/2011 - Glee: Fondue Is In, Santana's Secret Is Out

5/3/2011 - The Finger-Nose Stylus: For When You Simply Must Use Your iPhone In The Bath

5/3/2011 - Your Pet Is Bummed Out About The Recession Too

5/3/2011 - Vatican Ousts Bishop For Discussing Ordination Of Women

5/3/2011 - How To Identify and Avoid Spreading Misinformation, Myths, and Urban Legends on the Internet

5/3/2011 - Uma Thurman's Overseas Endorsement Of Ginger Ale Is Just...Weird

5/3/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Putting Your Grizzled Wizard Beard To Good Use

5/3/2011 - Charlie Sheen Explains He Didn't Really Shoot Kelly Preston

5/3/2011 - Cindy Crawford Asks An Important Question For Moms

5/3/2011 - One Day: Anne Hathaway Is Terribly British

5/3/2011 - Three Cats, One Cut (Of Meat)

5/3/2011 - Michelle Obama Can Teach You How To Dougie

5/3/2011 - The Race To Make The Linda Lovelace Biopic

5/3/2011 - Some Actual Real Facts About Abortion

5/3/2011 - Royal Wedding Dress Predictably Inspires Envy, Copying

5/3/2011 - Meet The Oldest Couple To Ever Get Married

5/3/2011 - The World's Most Ridiculous Press Release

5/3/2011 - For $42M, Jennifer Aniston's Insanely Gorgeous Bachelorette Pad Could Be Yours

5/3/2011 - The Nude Pics of Kate Middleton’s Brother [NSFW]

5/3/2011 - The Trouble With Neighbors Who Love Leather Sex

5/3/2011 - Female Al Jazeera Journalist Missing In Syria

5/3/2011 - The Best Mother's Day Gift Is Not A Thing

5/3/2011 - FDA Lambastes Phony HIV, Herpes Cures

5/3/2011 - Cheerleader Who Wouldn't Cheer Rapist Loses Supreme Court Bid

5/3/2011 - The Best (And Strangest) Looks From The Met Ball Red Carpet

5/3/2011 - The Best (And Strangest) Looks From The Met Ball

5/3/2011 - White House Just Kidding About Wife-As-Human-Shield Thing

5/3/2011 - Single Moms Are Getting It On

5/3/2011 - What It Feels Like To Be Eaten Out

5/3/2011 - What Attracted Madonna To Kabbalah?

5/3/2011 - A Visit With Napoleon's Penis

5/3/2011 - The Stress-Free Guide to Settling Down in a New City

5/3/2011 - These Prada Boots Are Not For Black Ladies

5/3/2011 - 50 Foot Woman Star Found "Mummified" In Home

5/3/2011 - Nudist Groups In Dire Need Of More Young, Nubile Members

5/3/2011 - Computers Have Learned To French Kiss

5/3/2011 - The Weird World Of "Adult Babies"

5/3/2011 - Beyoncé's Gown Is So Amazing, Who Cares If She Can’t Walk?

5/3/2011 - Corporate Boards Increasingly Fond Of White Men

5/3/2011 - Watch Rob Lowe React To Old, Dreamboat-y Footage Of Himself

5/3/2011 - Please Stop Pestering Young Australian Men To Have Sex

5/3/2011 - Norway Is Best Place To Be A Mom; U.S. Lags

5/3/2011 - William and Kate Heading To Hollywood

5/3/2011 - Teacher Shaves Beard For First Time Since 9/11

5/3/2011 - Is The U.K. Trying To Ban Homosexual Kisses From Daytime TV?

5/3/2011 - "I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That"

5/2/2011 - Have Americans Finally Lost Interest In Sarah Palin?

5/2/2011 - Miley Cyrus Performs "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

5/2/2011 - Comment Of The Day: You Say Osama, Fox News Says Obama

5/2/2011 - Jesse James: "I Have Started Life Over"

5/2/2011 - Celebs Have Mixed Feelings Over Osama Bin Laden's Death

5/2/2011 - Competition Aims To Put Pole Dancing In Positive Light

5/2/2011 - The Willis Test Is The New Bechdel Test

5/2/2011 - Dog Is Determined To Reach Newborn Baby

5/2/2011 - Is Title IX Hurting Men?

5/2/2011 - Childhood Obesity Ads Rely On Fat-Shaming

5/2/2011 - 22 Families Affected By The Reality TV Divorce Curse

5/2/2011 - Apparently Nobody Told Jessica Stam About The Whole Bin Laden Thing

5/2/2011 - Pioneer Woman Makes Blogging Look Like Paradise

5/2/2011 - Katy Perry Performs Rebecca Black's "Friday" To Sold-Out Arena

5/2/2011 - The Rorshach Test For Princess Beatrice's Hat

5/2/2011 - Who Knew Jello Could Look This Beautiful?

5/2/2011 - Why I'm Not Looking In A Mirror For A Month

5/2/2011 - What To Wear To A Toga Party In Kabul

5/2/2011 - What It's Like For Female Reporters On The Front Lines

5/2/2011 - Covering War At The Dinner Table

5/2/2011 - Judge Judy Will Preside Through 2015

5/2/2011 - Liposuction Doesn't Last; Your Fat Loves You Too Much To Leave

5/2/2011 - Kathryn Bigelow Is Making An Osama Bin Laden Movie

5/2/2011 - Shannen Doherty And The "I Hate Brenda" Backlash

5/2/2011 - J.Crew's Openly Gay Designer Threatens America's Moral Fiber

5/2/2011 - JWoww's Ex Continues To Abuse Her Long After Breakup

5/2/2011 - The Media's Many Obama/Osama Screwups

5/2/2011 - There Will Be No Haggis At McQueen-Themed Met Ball

5/2/2011 - Glenn Beck Admits Weakness In The Face Of Glee

5/2/2011 - Even Your Leggings Are Making You Fat

5/2/2011 - Lara Logan Breaks Ground With Graphic Description Of Her Rape, Injuries

5/2/2011 - The End Of Celebrity Apprentice We Didn't Get To See Because Of Bin Laden

5/2/2011 - Starbucks Pushes Coffee For People Who Hate Starbucks

5/2/2011 - House To Take Up "No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion" Act

5/2/2011 - Clueless IT Guy Live-Tweets Bin Laden Raid; Katy Perry Reacts

5/2/2011 - Woman Stops During Triathlon To Save Man's Life, Then Finishes Race

5/2/2011 - Lady Gaga's $10M Biblical Video Premieres On TV Thursday

5/1/2011 - Osama Bin Laden Is Dead [UPDATED]

5/1/2011 - Women Who Start Period Earlier More Likely To Have Girls

5/1/2011 - Man Accused Of Raping, Impregnating, & Kidnapping Teen Relative Caught Decades Later

5/1/2011 - Jon Hamm Takes Road Trip With Muppet Hitchhiker

5/1/2011 - Doctors Sued For Malpractice Most Likely To Be Male

5/1/2011 - Obamas Meet Privately With Gabrielle Giffords

5/1/2011 - Sunday Night Serenade

5/1/2011 - Washington State Mom Shocked, Shocked! At Daughter's "Graphic" Sex Ed Book

5/1/2011 - Babies Are Jerks Who Will Ruin Your Marriage

5/1/2011 - I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Soccer

5/1/2011 - Crazy Bumper Stickers Not Enough For Arizona Tea Partiers

5/1/2011 - The First Lady Has Some Advice for Seth Meyers

5/1/2011 - Authorities Search for Syndicate of Murderous Sex Workers

5/1/2011 - Donald Trump: Gift to Comedy

5/1/2011 - President Obama Euchres Donald Trump

5/1/2011 - Women More Worried About Money Than Men

5/1/2011 - News Outlets Breathlessly Cover Royal Wedding Aftermath

5/1/2011 - Rutgers Voyeur Attempts To Get Record Expunged

5/1/2011 - Serious Girl Has Serious Agenda

5/1/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Tired of Dealing With All Those Things She Did