Sitemap: 2011 July | Jezebel

7/30/2011 - Saturday Night Social

7/30/2011 - Swing When You're Winning

7/30/2011 - Sizzler Manager Allegedly Assaulted Gay Diner, Called Her A "Fucking Dyke"

7/30/2011 - Bjork And Michel Gondry Want To Blow Your Mind

7/30/2011 - Did Oprah Steal Her "Own Your Power" Slogan?

7/30/2011 - Yet Another GOP Presidential Hopeful Is Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Creationism

7/30/2011 - DC Comics Says They Need More Women Writers

7/30/2011 - Do You Know Your Daily Recommended Drinking Limit?

7/30/2011 - Kanye West Is Even Freaking Out His Back-Up Dancers Now

7/30/2011 - These Kids Today Sure Do Love Their Stayover Relationships

7/30/2011 - Justin Timberlake's New Sci-Fi Movie Trailer

7/30/2011 - Facebook Adds ‘I’m Expecting’ Option

7/30/2011 - Rosie O’Donnell Charades

7/30/2011 - Traci Lords Is Pissed At Amazon For Selling (Her) Underage Porn

7/30/2011 - Woman Arrested For Dumping Chili All Over Victoria’s Secret Underwear

7/30/2011 - Casey Anthony Seeks Help For "Serious Mental Health Issues", Refuses To Give Interviews

7/29/2011 - July 29 Week In Review

7/29/2011 - Amy Winehouse Reached Out To Dr. Drew

7/29/2011 - Mary Carey Is Involved In A Case Of Mistaken Identity

7/29/2011 - The Night Belongs To Clara Bow

7/29/2011 - How To Paint Your Nails With A Charming Leopard Print

7/29/2011 - The Disney Princesses Get Inked

7/29/2011 - Book Of 'Roadside Prostitutes' Made Entirely With Google Street View

7/29/2011 - The Comments Of The Day Are Gifts That Keep On Giving

7/29/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/29/2011 - Woman Goes Into Labor, Finishes Bar Exam Anyway

7/29/2011 - TGIF!

7/29/2011 - Why Heiress Bought Candy Spelling's Ridiculous Mansion: 'It's A Good Investment'

7/29/2011 - No One Appreciates Kristen Wiig, So Someday She Will Kill Us All

7/29/2011 - Is Your Sperm Donor Dapper?

7/29/2011 - Tampons Were A Lot Classier In The '50s

7/29/2011 - How To Describe A Little Girl In Just One Word?

7/29/2011 - Adorable Orphaned Elephant Receives Prosthetic Foot

7/29/2011 - Researchers Claim Crying Doesn't Make You Feel Better But What Do They Know? Sniff.

7/29/2011 - Polygamist Warren Jeffs Will Represent Himself (Poorly) In Sexual Assault Case

7/29/2011 - Remember When Celebrities First Started Using The Internet?

7/29/2011 - Newly Discovered Rosa Parks Essay Reveals Attempted Rape

7/29/2011 - Producer Polly Platt Dead At 72

7/29/2011 - Gaga Would Not Love Her Straight Children

7/29/2011 - Tavi Says Her New Magazine Will Be 'Subversive'

7/29/2011 - Kirstie Alley Calls Out Letterman For Telling Fat Jokes About Her

7/29/2011 - France Readies Itself For McBaguettes

7/29/2011 - Bachmann Refuses To Discuss That Thing She's Always Talking About

7/29/2011 - Cameroon's Awful 'Breast Ironing' Problem

7/29/2011 - Woman Has Affair, Sues Lover For Giving Her Herpes

7/29/2011 - North Carolina's Ultrasound Bill Becomes Law

7/29/2011 - Prince Harry Thinks Pippa Middleton Is A Foxy Filly

7/28/2011 - Jason Alexander's PSA For Middle Class Affected By Netflix Tragedy

7/28/2011 - Study: 1 In 3 Nose Job Patients Has Body Dysmorphic Disorder

7/28/2011 - Horrifying Casey Anthony Mask Sells For $1 Million

7/28/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Hot New French Diet Replaced By Even Stupider Fad Diet

7/28/2011 - Did Amy Winehouse Die Of Alcohol Withdrawal?

7/28/2011 - Oprah's OWN Office Is Humble For A CEO

7/28/2011 - Dry Cleaning Is Actually Kind Of Gross

7/28/2011 - Man Pays $117,000 For Bottle Of Wine, Plans To Wait Six More Years To Drink It

7/28/2011 - Non-White Lady To Marry Dude With White Supremacist Tattoos

7/28/2011 - Watch A Baby Okapi Take Its First Steps

7/28/2011 - A Very Elaborate Ruse To Make You Crave Diamonds

7/28/2011 - Isaiah Mustafa Continues His 'Old Spice Guy' Reign

7/28/2011 - Woman, Injured During Motel Sex During Business Travel, Sues Employer

7/28/2011 - Mark Ronson Performs Amy Winehouse's 'Valerie'

7/28/2011 - Jezebel Event: Watch Dirty Dancing At Our Place

7/28/2011 - DSK Accuser Says She's Standing Up For All Women

7/28/2011 - Lady Owns Only 1,200 Pairs Of Shoes

7/28/2011 - All Of Your Friends' Sexual Conquests, By The Numbers

7/28/2011 - The Tricky Business Of Asking For Work Favors Over Email

7/28/2011 - Introducing The Wearable Menstruation Machine

7/28/2011 - How Snooki Got Her Nickname

7/28/2011 - Hey Girl, Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Wants To Take You For A Ride

7/28/2011 - Another Lady Helpfully Explains Why French Women Don't Get Fat

7/28/2011 - Pampers Advertises On iPhone Sex App [NSFW]

7/28/2011 - A Dating Paradigm Shift For Women In Their 30s

7/28/2011 - Cindy Sherman's MAC Line Looks Lovely

7/28/2011 - Shockingly, Free And More Effective Birth Control Leads To Fewer Abortions

7/28/2011 - How To Make Your Kid As Annoying As You

7/28/2011 - Expert: Mommyrexia 'Is An Upper East Side Obnoxious White Girl Problem'

7/28/2011 - The Little Girl Who's Becoming The Republicans' Poster Child

7/28/2011 - North Carolina House Overrides Veto To Pass Ultrasound Bill

7/28/2011 - Rosario Dawson: Body Pressure On Women Is 'A Form Of Violence'

7/28/2011 - Summer's Eve Pulls Racist Talking Vagina Ads

7/28/2011 - Lady Gaga Weeps While Judging Dance Show

7/27/2011 - The Ads Missing From Your Nickelodeon '90s Nostalgia Block

7/27/2011 - The Ultimate Collection Of Mirror Pep Talks In Movies

7/27/2011 - Recordings Prove DSK Accuser Never Said She Wanted Money

7/27/2011 - Texas Planned Parenthood Attacked With Molotov Cocktail

7/27/2011 - Detailed Paper-Cut False Eyelashes Depict Entire Scenes On Your Eyelids

7/27/2011 - Comment Of The Day: No One Needs A Good Slap In The Face

7/27/2011 - Kat Von D Walks Out Of Interview For Mentioning Jesse James Split

7/27/2011 - Rihanna Admits To Starving Herself For Esquire Cover

7/27/2011 - Olivia Newton-John's Daughter Releases Bizarre Suicide-Themed Music Video

7/27/2011 - Can You Hear Those Scare Quotes?

7/27/2011 - Menu Calorie Counts Just Make You Depressed

7/27/2011 - Retailer Apologizes For Featuring Holocaust-Themed Jacket

7/27/2011 - First Look At Hunger Games' Gale & Peeta

7/27/2011 - Bridge & Tunnel: MTV's Jersey Shore That Never Was

7/27/2011 - Paz de La Huerta Thinks Amy Winehouse Just Needed Some Nice Pictures Of Herself

7/27/2011 - A Nearly Bare-Faced Ke$ha Is A Good Ke$ha

7/27/2011 - Tim Gunn: Hillary Clinton Dresses Like "She's Confused About Her Gender"

7/27/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

7/27/2011 - Fake Pimp James O'Keefe's Dream Exposé, Exposed

7/27/2011 - New Beverly Hills Housewives: Now With Bonus Crystal Meth Allegations!

7/27/2011 - The Scientifically Proven Saddest Movie Scene Ever

7/27/2011 - The Porn Performer STD Database Is Back

7/27/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Cancer Survivor Michael Douglas Has A Smoke

7/27/2011 - Brides Still Can't Get Over The Royal Wedding

7/27/2011 - Rachel Maddow Sued By Anti-Gay Christian Rocker

7/27/2011 - Nickelodeon's 90s Revival Debuts To High Ratings

7/27/2011 - Charlie Sheen's Bulletproof Bachelor Fortress

7/27/2011 - Amy Winehouse's Fashion Line Now "On Hold"

7/27/2011 - The Swimsuit Just For Ladies Who Want To Set Things On Fire

7/27/2011 - How Would You React If CPS Was Investigating You?

7/27/2011 - Rachel Zoe's Closet For Son Skyler Is About What You'd Expect

7/27/2011 - The Pole-Dancing Children Of Facebook

7/27/2011 - L'Oreal Forced To Pull Airbrushed Ads Of Julia Roberts, Christy Turlington

7/27/2011 - New York Attorney General Challenges DOMA

7/27/2011 - Sharpie Concerned That Kids Aren't Defacing Enough School Property

7/27/2011 - Rihanna & Drake Are Having Kinky, Bondage-Lite Sex

7/26/2011 - New Year's Eve Trailer: All The Rom-Com Clichés Valentine's Day Forgot

7/26/2011 - Mom Won't Be Jailed For Son's Jaywalking Death

7/26/2011 - Congressman Apologizes For Insensitive Amy Winehouse Tweet

7/26/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Everything You Missed By Not Reading Twilight

7/26/2011 - Stars Turn Out For Amy Winehouse's Funeral, Father Says She Was Happy & Sober

7/26/2011 - The Harry Potter Teen Rom-Com

7/26/2011 - Alec Baldwin Poses A Weird Question

7/26/2011 - Pro Tip: Don't Name Your Designer Clothing After A Concentration Camp

7/26/2011 - The Fall Of David Wu

7/26/2011 - Every Argument Every Couple Has Ever Had, Ever

7/26/2011 - Is Turning 40 Something To Celebrate?

7/26/2011 - The Flaming Lips Release New Songs Inside Gummy Fetus

7/26/2011 - The Evolution Of Geeks

7/26/2011 - Your Mom Is Totally Copying Your Outfit

7/26/2011 - Plus-Size Models Wear Body Padding To Please Certain Clients, And Other Modeling Non-Secrets

7/26/2011 - What The Hell Is Alec Baldwin Tweeting About?

7/26/2011 - Idiot Researchers Claim Vacations Aren't Really That Satisfying

7/26/2011 - A Battle Between Ben And JP's Jealous Stink Eyes On The Bachelorette

7/26/2011 - Introducing Athletic Spanx, For A Smooth Silhouette At The Gym

7/26/2011 - Breastfeeding Isn't All It's Nipple-Cracked Up To Be

7/26/2011 - See The World's First Stop-Motion Nail Art

7/26/2011 - Breaking Dawn Director Withholds Sex

7/26/2011 - "Revolutionary" No-Bounce Bra Looks Kind Of Like Every Sports Bra Ever

7/26/2011 - Elderly Synchronized Swimming Group Will Leave You Covered In Warm Fuzzies

7/26/2011 - New Anti-Choice Laws Leave Americans Divided

7/26/2011 - Kelly Bensimon Is Insulted By Other Women's Vaginas

7/26/2011 - Rihanna, Woman Of The Year, Gets Sued For Plagiarism

7/26/2011 - Dudes Ignore Mom's Advice, Wear Dirty Underwear

7/26/2011 - Kris Jenner Tells Us What It's Like To Be A Saint

7/26/2011 - Man Accused of Rape Takes Revenge On Alleged Victim By Framing Her For Robbery

7/26/2011 - Men Who Can't Get It Up Are More Likely To Cheat

7/26/2011 - Here Are Images Of Your Lady Android Phone

7/26/2011 - Happy Meals Now Include Less Fries, More Fruits & Vegetables

7/26/2011 - "It's A Man's World" And Ladies Are "So Happy It Is"

7/26/2011 - In A Tragic Twist No One Saw Coming, Jesse James & Kat Von D Have Split Up

7/25/2011 - Do Breast Pumps Make Moms Less Likely To Keep Nursing?

7/25/2011 - ABC Reporters Promise To Stop Paying For Interviews (Unless They Feel Like It)

7/25/2011 - Glenn Beck Says Norway Shooting Victims Are Like Hitler Youth

7/25/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Greatest Viral Video You'll Never See

7/25/2011 - Amy Winehouse Autopsy Results "Inconclusive"

7/25/2011 - Catching Up With Lisa Whelchel

7/25/2011 - Katy Perry's Tiny Dress Is Totally Smurfed Up

7/25/2011 - Time Travel Available, Only Dudes Need Apply

7/25/2011 - John Edwards' Socialite Sugar Mama Has A Crush

7/25/2011 - New Book Answers Burning Questions About The Queen's Bedtime Habits

7/25/2011 - Women's College To Go Coed, Keep Offering Single-Sex Courses

7/25/2011 - Watch Baby Ryan Gosling and Baby Justin Timberlake's Mickey Mouse Club Serenade

7/25/2011 - What Products Should The Ladies Of The Women's Soccer Team Endorse?

7/25/2011 - Abortion Provider's Life: Tight Security, The Threat Of Violence

7/25/2011 - New H&M Catalog Features Model With No Face

7/25/2011 - Andy Cohen To New York Housewives: STFU

7/25/2011 - Valedictorian Says She Was Stripped Of Title Because Of Her Race

7/25/2011 - Bai Ling Reveals Her Life Of Severe Sexual Trauma

7/25/2011 - What To Do When You've Made A Mess Of Your Clothes

7/25/2011 - Today's Most Ridiculous Press Release

7/25/2011 - Female Adult Baby Wears Diapers 24/7

7/25/2011 - Delusional Love Is The Love That Lasts

7/25/2011 - Boarding School Student Charged With Sexual Assault; School Denies It [Updated]

7/25/2011 - The Women Who Paved The Way For Punk

7/25/2011 - Failed Hookups And The Drunken Stages Of Grief

7/25/2011 - Esquire Thinks DSK's Problem Was A Bad Blowjob [UPDATED]

7/25/2011 - Chicks Dig An Emo Vampire With Bloody Tears In His Eyes

7/25/2011 - Children Get Into Screaming Match Over Their Future Marriage

7/25/2011 - Watch Strauss-Kahn Accuser's First TV Interview

7/25/2011 - The Other Woman In Lauryn Hill's Breakup Is Brazilian Model Isabeli Fontana

7/25/2011 - World's Largest Collection Of Adult Virgins Gather At Comic-Con 2011

7/25/2011 - Awkward: Today Labels Winehouse Video "You Know I'm Dead"

7/25/2011 - Warren Jeffs Sexual Assault Trial Starts Today

7/25/2011 - His Girl Has A Girlfriend: Bisexuality In Hip-Hop

7/25/2011 - Tiny Turkish Children Demonstrate Airline Safety

7/25/2011 - Kristen Stewart's Snow White Is A Weapon-Wielding Warrior

7/25/2011 - Wal-Mart Women Pick Up The Pieces

7/25/2011 - Rep. Accused Of Sexual Assault Of Teen Refuses To Resign, Pelosi Demands Investigation

7/25/2011 - Lawmaker: Kids' TV Needs Fewer "Pink And Princessy" Girls

7/25/2011 - Do You Spend Less Than 40 Minutes A Day Eating?

7/25/2011 - Leighton Meester Sent Money Home For Her Sick Brother & Her Mom Used It For Plastic Surgery

7/24/2011 - Scientist Defends DNA Analysis In Amanda Knox Conviction, Threatens To Sue

7/24/2011 - Science Explains What Makes A Viral Video Hit

7/24/2011 - The Trojan "Food" Truck Is Coming To Town

7/24/2011 - Sarah Palin Movie Coming To DVD, Despite Incredibly Low Demand

7/24/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Accuser Goes Public, Offers New Details On Alleged Assault

7/24/2011 - Your Favorite Glee Stars Actually Aren't Leaving The Show

7/24/2011 - Sunday Night Spectacular

7/24/2011 - Till Death Do Us Part

7/24/2011 - Existence of "Broetry" Heralds End of World

7/24/2011 - Another Congressman Charged With Being A Creep

7/24/2011 - Black Lace: Perfect for Summer

7/24/2011 - Single Gays Now Subject To Same Annoying Marriage Pressure as Straights

7/24/2011 - What Your First Screen Crush Says About You

7/24/2011 - When Wiener Dogs Race, Everybody Wins

7/24/2011 - Pride Before the Falls

7/24/2011 - Your Bachelor's Degree No Longer Special

7/24/2011 - On Caring About More Than One Thing At Once

7/24/2011 - Shawn's A Balanced Flip Flopper

7/24/2011 - Florida Rejects Federal Child Abuse Prevention Funds

7/24/2011 - Norway Terrorist Deeply Upset by Sluts

7/24/2011 - Veiled Reference

7/24/2011 - Researchers Working Furiously To Conceive Male Birth Control

7/24/2011 - Everyone Has An Opinion About The Late Amy Winehouse

7/23/2011 - Saturday Night Social

7/23/2011 - Thighlights: The Musical

7/23/2011 - How Levels Of Self-Esteem Fluctuate Based On Race, Age, And Gender

7/23/2011 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Ex-Wife Considers Suing Accuser’s Mother

7/23/2011 - Why Winehouse's Death Still Comes As A Shock

7/23/2011 - Boyz II Men Gives You A New Record To Make Sweet, Sweet Love To

7/23/2011 - Queen Elizabeth Gets A Little Mommie Dearest At Royal Wedding Exhibit

7/23/2011 - Would You Choose The Internet Over Sex?

7/23/2011 - Kellan Lutz Will Gladly Pose With Your Disembodied Head

7/23/2011 - Female U.S. House Members Get Slightly Better Restroom

7/23/2011 - Metro Will Blog Every Single NYC Wedding Tomorrow

7/23/2011 - Amy Winehouse Dead At Age 27

7/23/2011 - Fast And Heidi Wins The Race

7/23/2011 - L’Oreal Lets Us Know That Some Women Are Pretty Into Science

7/23/2011 - Obama Certifies “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Repeal

7/23/2011 - Arnold Schwarzenegger To File More "Respectful" Divorce Papers

7/22/2011 - July 22 Week In Review

7/22/2011 - Schwarzenegger Son Is Hospitalized After Accident

7/22/2011 - Rachel Zoe's 4-Month-Old Son Gets First Louis Vuitton Bag

7/22/2011 - The Night Belongs To Alex Trebek

7/22/2011 - Summers Eve's Talking Vag-Hand Gets A New Gig

7/22/2011 - Comment Thread Of The Day: You Should Be Ashamed Of Your Newborn's Giant Carbon Footprint

7/22/2011 - Dye At Home For Pleasure And Profit

7/22/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/22/2011 - Courtesy Of The French, The Weirdest Video You'll See Today [NSFW]

7/22/2011 - TGIF!

7/22/2011 - Pornography For The Greater Good

7/22/2011 - Resurrecting Ridiculous Pictures Of Celine Dion

7/22/2011 - I Wanted To Marry A Latino And Fell For A White Guy

7/22/2011 - Are You Wearing Underpants? JetBlue Wants To Know

7/22/2011 - TLC Adds Muslims To Freakshow Lineup

7/22/2011 - Can You Raise A Well-Rounded Boy?

7/22/2011 - Your First Look At Lily Collins As Snow White

7/22/2011 - The Aha Moment In A Dude's Sexual Development

7/22/2011 - Cloris Leachman Tweets Pictures Of Her Package

7/22/2011 - When My Little Ponies Met The Hangover

7/22/2011 - Kate Middleton Looked At Her Wedding Dress With The Queen

7/22/2011 - Kelly Ripa's Antiquated Social Extremism

7/22/2011 - Wearing A Good Bra Is Not A Symptom Of Pregnancy

7/22/2011 - Hacker Steals Nude Pics Of Women, Posts Them As Facebook Profile Photos

7/22/2011 - The Olivia Wilde Method

7/22/2011 - Bloomberg's Gay Marriage Lottery Expands To Include Everyone

7/22/2011 - $1M Worth Of Red Wine Destroyed In Tragic Accident

7/22/2011 - Justin Theroux Takes It To The Next Level, Introduces Jennifer Aniston To His Family

7/22/2011 - Police Officer Delivers Baby In McDonald's Bathroom

7/21/2011 - Short Women Have Lower Risk Of Cancer

7/21/2011 - Mother Too Busy Fighting A Stranger To Notice Her Child Rolled Out Of Subway Car

7/21/2011 - Demi Lovato Says She's Still Recovering From "Emotional And Physical Issues"

7/21/2011 - Chris Brown Blames His Neighbor For Latest Round Of Bad Press

7/21/2011 - Try As She Might, Paris Hilton Can't Kick Her "Baby Voice" Habit

7/21/2011 - NBC's First Female Page Dead At 86

7/21/2011 - Joe Swanberg’s Top Ten Movie Sex Moments Of All Time [NSFW]

7/21/2011 - Betty White Reunites With Her BBWF (Best Beluga Whale Friend)

7/21/2011 - It's So Unfair When Cancer Survivors Compete In Kiddie Pageants

7/21/2011 - Taylor Swift Feels Blue, Medicates With Retail Therapy

7/21/2011 - Climate Change Could Hurt Teen Girls The Most

7/21/2011 - Makeup-Hoarding Lady Says Part Of The Problem Is "Being A Girl"

7/21/2011 - Everybody Watch Out For Rebekah Brooks's Hair!

7/21/2011 - The Worst Deli Advertisement You Will See Today

7/21/2011 - Why It's Important For 9-Year-Old Girls To Be "Sexy"

7/21/2011 - Check Out The Snazzy '60s-Inspired Unofficial Redesign Of The Mad Men Opening Credits

7/21/2011 - Reese Witherspoon's New Husband Impressed She Can Curl Her Lashes Without A Mirror

7/21/2011 - Does Drew Barrymore's Neiman Marcus Ad Reference A Famous Suicide?

7/21/2011 - How To Properly Interact With Pregnant Ladies

7/21/2011 - Town Mad About Sex Store In Shopping Center

7/21/2011 - Woman With 700 Cats Says "I'm Not Crazy, What I Do Is Crazy"

7/21/2011 - Congressman Refuses To Apologize For "Not A Lady" Comments

7/21/2011 - Most Americans Don't Speak A Second Language

7/21/2011 - Are Scheduled Births Harmful?

7/21/2011 - Kim Kardashian Sues Old Navy Over Doppelgänger Model

7/21/2011 - Angelina, Shiloh & Zahara Arrive In LaLa Land

7/21/2011 - Why Creative People Are So Vain

7/21/2011 - Tyra Banks Bonded With Her Fellow Harvard Students While Living In The Dorms

7/21/2011 - Wendi Deng, Hero?

7/21/2011 - Jethroux/Justifer/Janthrax Is On The Move

7/21/2011 - Ryan Gosling Feeds His Dog An Apple During Late Night Interview

7/21/2011 - Alleged Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Surfaces

7/21/2011 - The Terrifying Movie During Which Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz Maybe Fell In Love

7/21/2011 - Body Image Program Criticized For All-White Flier

7/21/2011 - Leo Dumps Blake Lively For Being Too Into Blake Lively

7/20/2011 - Misogynist Lyrics Still Not Novel or Groundbreaking

7/20/2011 - Male Infertility may be Caused by Mutant Sperm

7/20/2011 - The Only Twentysomething Not Excited for the Nickelodeon 90's Revamp

7/20/2011 - Reader Roundup: Roberts Rules of Playground Insults

7/20/2011 - "Pre-Engaged" Jennifer Aniston House Hunting With New Beau

7/20/2011 - Sam Lutfi Is Late To The Casey Anthony Party

7/20/2011 - Watch Male Models Lip-Synch To "A Little Less Conversation"

7/20/2011 - When Do You Realize You're Not At Home Anymore?

7/20/2011 - How To Flirt In The Early 90s

7/20/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: An Inexplicably Adorable Gangbang

7/20/2011 - When Child Protective Services Comes A-Knockin'

7/20/2011 - Turn That Crap Text Into A Lovely Cross-Stitch

7/20/2011 - Trans Woman Wins Breast Implant Contest

7/20/2011 - Good God, Is Fabio The New Old Spice Guy?

7/20/2011 - How Forever 21 Keeps Getting Away With Designer Knockoffs

7/20/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

7/20/2011 - Abby Wambach Loves Her Headers, Brain Damage Be Damned

7/20/2011 - Minority Students Get Harsher Punishments Than White Ones

7/20/2011 - With Magnification, Ordinary Foods Look Extraordinary

7/20/2011 - Was Hef & Crystal's Would-Be Wedding A Total Sham?

7/20/2011 - Brits Hate You For Saying 'Train Station'

7/20/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Jealousy, Flight Attendant, Model Trains Came Between JLo & Marc

7/20/2011 - Clever Lady Pretends She's In Labor To Avoid Speeding Ticket

7/20/2011 - Justin Timberlake And Jimmy Fallon's 'History Of Rap, Part 2'

7/20/2011 - Sex, Lies, And Studies: Are Most Men This Way?

7/20/2011 - Malaysian Woman Not Allowed To Change Religions

7/20/2011 - The Best Red Carpet We've Seen In A Long Time

7/20/2011 - Terry Richardson Has A New Girlfriend, And She Works In Politics

7/20/2011 - Congresswoman Allegedly "Not A Lady"

7/20/2011 - Does Free Birth Control Stand A Chance?

7/20/2011 - That Hilton Girl Will Not Tolerate Discussion Of That Kardashian Girl

7/20/2011 - Al Roker Has The Time Of His Life, Owes It All To Ryan Gosling

7/20/2011 - Lesbian Couple Ironically Kicked Out Of Gertrude Stein Exhibit

7/20/2011 - Michele Bachmann's High-Heeled Headache

7/20/2011 - Emma Watson To Star In New Version Of Beauty And The Beast

7/19/2011 - Men Who Pay For Sex Also In Debt To Society

7/19/2011 - Viking Women Could Invade With the Best of Them

7/19/2011 - Co-Ed Movie Watching Will Only End in Tears

7/19/2011 - Reader Roundup: Breaking Up (And Losing) Is Hard To Do

7/19/2011 - Maya Rudolph Has Given Birth to Non-Bizarrely Named Son

7/19/2011 - Celebs React To Rupert Murdoch's Pie Face

7/19/2011 - The Women In Rupert Murdoch's Life

7/19/2011 - On Being A Woman Who Sweats Buckets

7/19/2011 - Bachelorette Awkardness Hits Home

7/19/2011 - 12 Wonderfully Deconstructed Fairy Tales

7/19/2011 - Pregnant And Pulling A Deuce, Because I Can

7/19/2011 - Radio Station Gives Away Shiny New Pair Of Breasts

7/19/2011 - Ken's "Buddy" Named Allan Is A Real Doll

7/19/2011 - The Most Ludicrous Moments from Lifetime's J.K. Rowling Biopic

7/19/2011 - A Delightful A Capella 90s Medley

7/19/2011 - Listen To Nadya Suleman Say "Babies Disgust Me"

7/19/2011 - How A Rape Case Went Off The Rails

7/19/2011 - Why A Rape Doesn't Get Prosecuted

7/19/2011 - How A Rape Case Went Off The Rails

7/19/2011 - Chris Brown To Star In Most Obnoxious Movie Of All Time

7/19/2011 - Married Parents Don't Make Kids Smarter

7/19/2011 - When Sesame Street Met The Beastie Boys

7/19/2011 - 13-Year-Old Bodybuilder Is On A Quest For "Perfection"

7/19/2011 - First Look: Gwyneth Shills For Coach

7/19/2011 - Mark Twain’s Illustrated Advice to Little Girls

7/19/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Allegedly Had 'Brutal Sex' With French Accuser's Mom

7/19/2011 - A Sea Of Sweaty Bandage Dresses At Friends With Benefits Premiere

7/19/2011 - Rebecca Black's New Song Features 30% Less Auto-Tune

7/19/2011 - Okay, Fine: Nancy Grace Is Actually Human

7/19/2011 - Philadelphia Cardinal Involved In Sexual Abuse Scandal May Retire Today

7/19/2011 - New York Governor Spent $1,383 On Makeup

7/19/2011 - Ronnie Hospitalizes The Situation In New Jersey Shore Trailer

7/19/2011 - U.S. Women's Soccer Team Still Feeling Pretty Good

7/19/2011 - Sigourney Weaver: "Every Woman Has A Secret Action Heroine In Her"

7/19/2011 - A Very Important Study On The Penis Size Of Gay Men

7/19/2011 - Lady Gaga Warns You: Cocaine Is The Devil

7/19/2011 - The Real Reason Your Parents Are Now On Facebook

7/18/2011 - Woman Tries To Sell Her Baby At Taco Bell For $500

7/18/2011 - Michigan Bride Arrested Immediately After Her Wedding

7/18/2011 - Phony Liposuction Doctor Convicted Of Two Murders And Manslaughter

7/18/2011 - Demi Lovato And Ryan Phillipe May Or May Not Be Dating

7/18/2011 - The Kardashian/Odom Union Is Protected By Angels

7/18/2011 - So What the Hell Are We Supposed to Put on Google+?

7/18/2011 - Summer's Eve Puts The Pussy On A Pedestal

7/18/2011 - Campaign Tells Women To Strip For Putin

7/18/2011 - What If Casey Anthony Had Married Her Baby Daddy?

7/18/2011 - Danielle Staub Tries To Slut-Shame Ashley Dupree

7/18/2011 - Man Takes Fake "White" Name To Test Job Discrimination

7/18/2011 - The Fallacy Of Your Romantic League

7/18/2011 - New Technique Will Save Animals From Botox Testing

7/18/2011 - Woman Gets Very, Very Excited About Sponge Painting

7/18/2011 - Tatler's Princess Di Puts Newsweek's To Shame

7/18/2011 - Co-Sleeping Will Not Destroy Your Toddler For Life

7/18/2011 - Lady With 24-Inch Fingernails Explains How She Wipes Her Butt

7/18/2011 - Send Us Your Questions And We'll Guysource Them

7/18/2011 - Toddlers & Tiara Star Continues Her Retirement Publicity Tour

7/18/2011 - What To Do In A Toilet Emergency

7/18/2011 - Woman Grows Full Size Nipple On Foot

7/18/2011 - Getting Drunk On Fairy Blood & Having Sex With Your Great Granddaughter

7/18/2011 - Girls' Flag Football To Hopefully Destroy Any Notions Of 'Powderpuff'

7/18/2011 - Swimming With Dolphins Probably Does Not Cure Diseases

7/18/2011 - Housewives' Joe Gorga Really Knows How To Talk About Arabs

7/18/2011 - Questions We Wish Were Appropriate To Ask On A First Date

7/18/2011 - Gwen Stefani To Launch Kids' Line At Target

7/18/2011 - Vanessa Hudgens' New Look: Hollywood Homeless

7/18/2011 - See Who Came Out For The Gay & Lesbian Film Festival

7/18/2011 - Are Dads Cool With Their Sons Wearing Pink? An 'Investigation'

7/18/2011 - Woman Arrested For Groping TSA Agent

7/18/2011 - Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Discuss Embracing Marines' Balls

7/18/2011 - Utah May Have Their First Openly Gay Political Party Leader

7/18/2011 - 'Carmageddon' Ends Early, Everyone Can Move On With Their Lives

7/18/2011 - Did Jennifer Lopez Cheat On Marc With Her Sexy Video Co-Star?

7/18/2011 - The Midwest Heat Wave Is Coming For You, East Coast

7/17/2011 - Netflix Instant View Is Down And People Are Losing Their Shit

7/17/2011 - Rudy Giuliani Thinks Gay Marriage Is Wrong, But Republican Party Should Still "Stay Out Of It"

7/17/2011 - A Totally '90s Sheriff Dance Band Encourages You To Just Say No

7/17/2011 - Sunday Night Shootout

7/17/2011 - Sarah Joins the Debt Ceiling Conversation

7/17/2011 - Three of Apocalypse's Four Horsemen Party in the Hamptons

7/17/2011 - Japan Defeats US in Nail Biting Shootout

7/17/2011 - Neo Nazi Girl Group Cured of their Hate With Marijuana

7/17/2011 - Tense Moments in the First Family's Living Room

7/17/2011 - How an Untrendy Partner Dance Made Me Less of a Jerk

7/17/2011 - Why Aren't Any Male US Government Officials Attending the Women's World Cup?

7/17/2011 - Like No One Is Watching

7/17/2011 - Email-Checking Husband Let Off the Hook by Advice Columnist

7/17/2011 - Woman Shooting at Dog Accidentally Kills Own Husband

7/17/2011 - The Art of Falling

7/17/2011 - Do Women Enjoy Online Gaming More Than Sex?

7/17/2011 - First Female Head of the IMF Smart and Sexy, But Mostly Sexy

7/17/2011 - Paging Princess Beatrice

7/17/2011 - Casey Anthony Released from Jail, Disappears into the Night

7/17/2011 - JLo Broke Up With Marc Anthony Hours Before Schmoozing with Will and Kate

7/16/2011 - Saturday Night Social

7/16/2011 - Bill Maher Doesn't Hate Sarah Palin Because She Has Boobs, But Because She Is One

7/16/2011 - Monogamy: The Board Game!

7/16/2011 - Yes Virginia, There Are Lady Fencers

7/16/2011 - Morrissey Thinks Lady Gaga Is "Fraudulent", Calls Madonna "McDonna"

7/16/2011 - Hooray!!! Optimists Age Better Than Pessimists!!!

7/16/2011 - Rainbow Sprinkled Frog Is Made Almost Entirely Of Magic

7/16/2011 - This Is What Your Brain Looks Like On Austria

7/16/2011 - Woman Sentenced To Three Years In Prison For A Crime Straight Out Of A Lifetime Movie

7/16/2011 - Justin Timberlake Says He'd Love To Go To Marine Corps Ball Since He Never Gets Asked Out

7/16/2011 - Where Is Casey Anthony Supposed To Hide Out?

7/16/2011 - Binge Drinking Is More Likely To Affect Teen Girls Than Teen Boys

7/16/2011 - Jesse Tyler Ferguson Feels Just Like A Kid Again

7/16/2011 - Female Insect Carries Around Own Sperm Just In Case

7/16/2011 - Nick Lachey And Vanessa Minnillo Tied The Knot

7/15/2011 - July 15 Week In Review

7/15/2011 - Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Call It Quits

7/15/2011 - "Colonial" Wedding Pictures Taken Down, Those Involved Apologize

7/15/2011 - Cher Is Not Happy About The Direction Of Education

7/15/2011 - What's Opening in Theaters This Weekend

7/15/2011 - The Night Belongs To Mr. Locke

7/15/2011 - Paint Your Nails To Look Like Van Gogh’s 'Starry Night'

7/15/2011 - Sarah Palin's Movie Plays To (Almost) Empty Theater

7/15/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Brad & Angelina Are Too Busy Saving Our Great Nation To Get Hitched

7/15/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/15/2011 - "A Waria Is A Man… But He Has A Woman’s Soul"

7/15/2011 - Breaking: We Now Know Kate Middleton's Favorite Color.

7/15/2011 - How To Make A Necklace Out Of Things You Can Find At The Hardware Store

7/15/2011 - Exotic Animal Owner Died During "Consensual Sex Act"

7/15/2011 - Christopher Walken Reads The Three Little Pigs

7/15/2011 - Chart: A Decade Of Harry Potter Movie Profits

7/15/2011 - Cheating Ladies Are Sexting Without Shame

7/15/2011 - TGIF!

7/15/2011 - Can These People Really Pray The Gay Away?

7/15/2011 - Beta Males Have More Fun

7/15/2011 - Oklahoma Woman Physically Attacked For Looking Like Casey Anthony

7/15/2011 - The Rock Will Not Rule Out Running For President

7/15/2011 - Some Advice On How To Cover Young Girls Playing Sports

7/15/2011 - What Japan's Women's World Cup Team Means For The Country

7/15/2011 - Lady Buys Full-Page Newspaper Ad In Memoriam Of Dead Cat

7/15/2011 - Paz De La Huerta Has A Word For The Haters

7/15/2011 - Marcus Bachmann Will Only Fix Your Gayness If You Ask Nicely

7/15/2011 - Forever 21 Gets Sued For Copying — Again

7/15/2011 - 18,000 People Descend On Rockefeller Plaza To Show Love For Chris Brown

7/15/2011 - Strip Clubs Say Taxes Violate Freedom Of Expression

7/15/2011 - Doug Hutchison And 16-Year-Old Bride Shopping Reality Show

7/15/2011 - Fox News Says They Won't Touch Murdoch Story With A "Ten Foot Turban"

7/15/2011 - Eight Glasses of Water a Day Is ‘Nonsense’

7/15/2011 - Brad & Angelina's Wedding: A Seven-Year History Of Rumormongering

7/15/2011 - Another Way In Which Computers Are Melting Our Brains

7/15/2011 - Afghan Women Take To The Streets And Skies

7/15/2011 - The Traveler's Guide To San Diego Comic-Con

7/15/2011 - Find Out How Sarah Palin Is Spending Her $1.4 Million PAC

7/15/2011 - In Moving Act Of Selflessness, Kris Jenner Gets Face Lift For Daughter's Wedding

7/15/2011 - Tonight Show Audience Cheers the Demise of Sarah Palin to Bristol's Face

7/15/2011 - Alison Brie And Emily Blunt Sing "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" At Karaoke

7/14/2011 - Doctors Say Home Births May Be Safer

7/14/2011 - Can Feminists Go On Diets?

7/14/2011 - Spanish Priest Offers Measurements Of His Anus To Prove He Isn't Gay

7/14/2011 - Kate Hudson’s Fiance Tries To Explain Why They Named Their Baby ‘Bing’

7/14/2011 - Cher Has Had It Up To Here With Michele Bachmann

7/14/2011 - Roseanne Barr's Show Lives Up To Its Name

7/14/2011 - A Likeness Of Pippa Middleton's Backside Made Entirely Out Of Crumpets

7/14/2011 - Dance Moms Is Full Of People You'll Love To Hate

7/14/2011 - How To Play Bad Date Bingo

7/14/2011 - Dude Faces Jail For Putting Semen In Yogurt Sample, Because Ladies Love Yogurt

7/14/2011 - Great Moments In DSK Coverage

7/14/2011 - World War II's Badass Female Tattoo Artist

7/14/2011 - The Women of The Harry Potter Universe

7/14/2011 - Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs Pretend To Be Lesbians Because GQ Asked Them To

7/14/2011 - How To Cope When Friends Break Up

7/14/2011 - "There Was A Baby In My Sweatpants"

7/14/2011 - New Sexual Orientation Study Suggests You Were Born This Gay

7/14/2011 - Every Single Time Friday Night Lights's Tami Taylor Says "Y'all"

7/14/2011 - What It's Like To Wake Up In A Crime Scene

7/14/2011 - Vaginal Mesh: Proceed At Your Own Risk

7/14/2011 - Ryan Gosling's Life In The Trailer Park Class System

7/14/2011 - The Worst TSA Debacles of the Year (So Far)

7/14/2011 - Military Women Seeking Abortions Contemplate "Drastic Measures"

7/14/2011 - Kanye West Rumored To Be Founding A Clothing Line — Again

7/14/2011 - Casey Anthony's Supporters Are Already Padding Her Bank Account

7/14/2011 - Talking Head Elizabeth Smart Makes Her ABC News Debut

7/14/2011 - Not All Athletes Are Winners At The ESPYs

7/14/2011 - Jon Stewart Says What You've Been Thinking About Marcus Bachmann

7/14/2011 - Matt Damon & Gwyneth Paltrow's New Movie Is A Hypochondriac's Nightmare

7/14/2011 - Sarah Palin Has God On Her Side, Says Bristol Palin

7/14/2011 - Watch Melissa McCarthy Discover She's Nominated For An Emmy

7/14/2011 - Doughnut Perfume Will Give A Guy A Boner

7/14/2011 - Abby Wambach: "It's Our Time. It's Gonna Be Awesome."

7/14/2011 - Three Of Glee's Biggest Stars Leaving The Show

7/14/2011 - Your 2011 Primetime Emmy Nominees

7/13/2011 - Woman Peeing in Public Can't Escape the Long Stream of the Law

7/13/2011 - Restricting Your Rights is 2011's Hottest Trend

7/13/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: Parental Control

7/13/2011 - Reader Roundup: The Long and Short of It

7/13/2011 - Nicki Minaj Has Not Been Assaulted, Has Been Lying About Her Age

7/13/2011 - Anderson Cooper Went To The Dentist For The First Time In Two Years

7/13/2011 - Should Husbands Be Rewarded For Being Functional Human Beings?

7/13/2011 - With Great Beefcake: The Complete Guide to Shirtlessness in Marvel Superhero Movies

7/13/2011 - When Beyoncé Met Harry Potter

7/13/2011 - How Much Did Charlie Sheen Pay Ex-Goddess For Glowing Playboy Remarks?

7/13/2011 - Adorable Newborn Baby Orangutans Are Adorable

7/13/2011 - Woman Sues Gaming Buddy For Dumping Her On Facebook

7/13/2011 - On Your Shopping List: 'Vajayja Spray'

7/13/2011 - Court Rejects New York's Crisis Pregnancy Law

7/13/2011 - To Get Naomi Campbell To Work, Lie

7/13/2011 - 6-Year-Old Beauty Queen Retires From Pageants To Pursue Superstardom

7/13/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

7/13/2011 - Levi Johnston's Sister Will Appear In Playboy

7/13/2011 - Subway Masturbater Identified By Semen

7/13/2011 - All Birthing Options Come To The Same Horrible Conclusion

7/13/2011 - Melissa McCarthy Trains for The Emmys

7/13/2011 - Where To Bag A Sugar Daddy

7/13/2011 - In Defense Of Sleazy Journalism

7/13/2011 - 90s Nickelodeon Nostalgia Returning To Your Television Next Monday

7/13/2011 - US Women Headed To World Cup Final

7/13/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton Can't Get Knocked Up, She's Anorexic

7/13/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Accuser May Have Been Prisoner's (Third) Fiancee

7/13/2011 - Some Black Models To Watch

7/13/2011 - The Fragrance Industry's Bizarre Love Affair With Giant Bottles

7/13/2011 - Scientists Now Can Predict Miscarriages

7/13/2011 - Roseanne Wants To Put Her Nuts In Your Mouth

7/13/2011 - Michele Bachmann in Her Own Words: ‘Gays Are Part of Satan’

7/13/2011 - Watch Jezebel's Jessica Coen on Fox News Channel's "Red Eye"

7/13/2011 - Older Women Susceptible to 'Sex Parasite'

7/13/2011 - Is It Not OK To Curse In Front Of Babies?

7/13/2011 - Should Parents Of Dangerously Obese Children Lose Custody?

7/13/2011 - Albert And Charlene Don't Seem To Be Enjoying Their Honeymoon

7/13/2011 - Romney Refuses To Sign Anti-Gay Marriage Pledge [UPDATED]

7/13/2011 - Could This Little Pill Stop HIV Transmission?

7/13/2011 - Woman Disposes of Husband's Penis in Garbage Disposal

7/13/2011 - Jessica Alba Finally Finds Out What Boobs Are For

7/12/2011 - Why Women Don't Fake It on the Field

7/12/2011 - This Is War: Watch the Libyan Revolution Explode

7/12/2011 - Exotic Animal Owner Found Dead, Chained To Waterbed

7/12/2011 - America's Netflix Queue, Presented In Handy Chart Form

7/12/2011 - Reader Roundup: Got Testosterone?

7/12/2011 - David Arquette's Ex Mistress Totally Didn't Mean to Leak Sex Tape

7/12/2011 - People Still Dare To Text & Drive When Oprah Is On The Road

7/12/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Basically Admits To Nose Job

7/12/2011 - Pennsylvania To Begin Issuing Birth Certificates For Stillbirths

7/12/2011 - "Colonial"-Themed Wedding Included Authentic All-Black Servant Staff

7/12/2011 - Julian Assange Back In Court, Now With Less Victim-Blaming

7/12/2011 - Mashup: 39 Different Pop Songs In 3 Minutes

7/12/2011 - US Girls Triumph In Google Science Fair

7/12/2011 - A Teen Feminist Calls the Westboro Baptist Church

7/12/2011 - The Men Of The Women's World Cup

7/12/2011 - The Late Show Adds Jena Friedman To Writing Staff

7/12/2011 - Casey Anthony Prepares for Freedom: Name Change, Makeover?

7/12/2011 - Oprah's Hair Stylist Pisses Off Kinky-Haired Folks

7/12/2011 - NY Clerk Resigns Rather Than Enable Gay Marriages

7/12/2011 - An Academic Approach To Creepy Pickup Artists

7/12/2011 - Here's What Your New Dallas Remake Will Look Like

7/12/2011 - Sister Wives Stars Are Your New Civil Rights Heroes

7/12/2011 - The Bachelorette Reaches New Levels Of Crazy

7/12/2011 - Does Your Baby Have Bad Taste?

7/12/2011 - No Skirt? No Problem! Just Use A Shirt.

7/12/2011 - 8-Year-Old Girl Kickboxes In A Ring, Government Official Is Appalled

7/12/2011 - The Campaign To Get Ladies To Stay Home

7/12/2011 - Report: Brady Bunch Creator Dead At 94

7/12/2011 - Jake Gyllenhaal Eats His First Worm

7/12/2011 - What Online Dating Studies Don't Tell You

7/12/2011 - Roseanne Barr Really, Really Dislikes Hollywood

7/12/2011 - Armani Replaces Megan Fox With Rihanna

7/12/2011 - Bristol's Ghostwriter Alleges That Palins Are Human

7/12/2011 - Michelle Obama's 1700-Calorie Shake Shack Meal Causes Minor Freakout

7/12/2011 - Sweaty Celebs Endure Potter Red Carpet During Heatwave

7/12/2011 - Nancy Grace Angrily Defends Herself to Bill O'Reilly

7/12/2011 - New Hampshire Loses Its Damn Mind, Defunds Planned Parenthood

7/12/2011 - Telling Men They're Victims Of PMS Sure Is An Interesting Way To Sell Milk

7/12/2011 - New Unstoppable Strain Of Gonorrhea Is Coming For You

7/12/2011 - Colorado May Require Daycare Centers To Offer Dolls Of Different Races

7/12/2011 - What's Michele Bachmann's Former Job As An IRS Tax Collector Got To Do With It?

7/12/2011 - Docs Suspect Megan Fox Faked The No-Botox Pix

7/12/2011 - Half Male, Half Female Butterfly Hatches At Natural History Museum

7/11/2011 - The Reinvention Of Literature

7/11/2011 - Massachusetts City Offers Stipend To Married Gay Employees

7/11/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Reply Letter To The Self-Impressed eHarmony Dater

7/11/2011 - Arnold Schwarzenegger Plans Reunion With His Love Child And Mistress

7/11/2011 - Khloe Kardashian Reveals Name Of One Of Her New OPI Kolors

7/11/2011 - Dude Punches Lady In Face Over Casey Anthony Verdict

7/11/2011 - The Winner Of The Gender Equality World Cup Is…

7/11/2011 - Kristen Wiig Sings A Stalker's Anthem In New Looney Tunes Revamp

7/11/2011 - Bolivian Female Wrestlers Brawl In Twirling Skirts

7/11/2011 - Baby Takes The Cutest, Shortest Naps

7/11/2011 - Some Topics We Hope Anna Wintour's Forthcoming Memoir Will Explore

7/11/2011 - Look Ma, No Bra: The Women's World Cup Grows Up With Rapinoe To Wambach

7/11/2011 - The Dangers Of Pinkvertising

7/11/2011 - The Butterflies Are Dying

7/11/2011 - "You Would Have Competition, And I'm Probably Not Worth It"

7/11/2011 - Mila Kunis Accepts Marine's Invitation To Marine Corps Ball

7/11/2011 - Woman Says She Was Fired For Refusing To Dye Gray Hair

7/11/2011 - Teresa Giudice Has A Picnic To Talk About Her Money, Legal Problems

7/11/2011 - Dexter's Next Target Is Obviously Casey Anthony

7/11/2011 - What To Do When You Realize That Horrible Smell Is You

7/11/2011 - I May Have A Son, But I’ll Never Know For Sure

7/11/2011 - Larry David Instructs Girl Scout On Tampon Insertion

7/11/2011 - The Terrible Secret of Nick Denton's Playlist

7/11/2011 - Ass-kicking, Rape & Fairy Godmother Murder

7/11/2011 - Race And Craigslist Dating: An Experiment

7/11/2011 - Heidi Montag And Danielle Staub Get All Mean Girls Towards Ashley Dupree

7/11/2011 - Are Department Stores Headed For The Dustbin Of Retail History?

7/11/2011 - Focus On The Family Responds To TOMS Controversy

7/11/2011 - Giant Newborn Baby Will Make Your Ladyflower Wince

7/11/2011 - A-List Dresses To Impress Will & Kate

7/11/2011 - Arianna Huffington On Female Friendships And Botoxing Your Feet

7/11/2011 - Bachmann Not Pro-Slave Family, Still Pro-Curing Gays

7/11/2011 - Interoffice Email Reveals Cops' Bra Sizes

7/11/2011 - Tickets For The 9/11 Memorial Available Today

7/11/2011 - Kate Hudson Proves Pregnancy Pendulum Test Totally Inaccurate

7/10/2011 - David And Victoria Beckham Welcome (And Name) A Baby Girl

7/10/2011 - Arkansas Mourns The Loss Of Elephant Who Could Paint, Play The Harmonica

7/10/2011 - Mel Gibson's Gay Brother Comes To His Defense

7/10/2011 - Are Women Underreporting Rapes As A Result Of The Dominique Strauss-Kahn Case?

7/10/2011 - Sunday Night Shenanigans

7/10/2011 - Australian Muslim Women Who Don't Show Face to Police Face Jail Time

7/10/2011 - The Many Shades of Soccer Celebration

7/10/2011 - Sarah Brings the Glitz

7/10/2011 - Badass Wichita Abortion Doctor Responds to Death Threats with Lightning Bolt Car

7/10/2011 - Model Hair-In-Face Epidemic Gives Everyone's Mom an Aneurysm

7/10/2011 - The KissCam, Demystified

7/10/2011 - Sarah Palin Declares She Can Win on Newsweek Cover

7/10/2011 - Giada Arrives From a Space Business Meeting Just in Time to Overpronounce Italian Words at Polo Match

7/10/2011 - Adorable Kitten Plays Invisible Piano

7/10/2011 - Younger Generation Totally Over Sex, Proclaims Someone in Older Generation

7/10/2011 - Bowled Over

7/10/2011 - Taiwan’s funeral strippers dance for a dead crowd

7/10/2011 - Real Housewives of the Bible Coming to an Ironic DVD Player Near You

7/10/2011 - Fire Up The Royal Wind Machine

7/10/2011 - Science Explains Why You're Undaunted By Killer Hangovers

7/10/2011 - By The Grace of Jersey God, Vinny's Back on Jersey Shore

7/9/2011 - Saturday Night Social

7/9/2011 - Dallas Is Back, Patrick Duffy And All

7/9/2011 - Should Schools Tell Children They’re Overweight?

7/9/2011 - Jon Hamm Is Emotional, Very Emotional

7/9/2011 - TOMS Distances Itself From Focus On The Family

7/9/2011 - Wrap Your Knee And Carry On

7/9/2011 - The Mysterious Disappearance Of The Casey Anthony Diorama

7/9/2011 - Same Sex Couples Required To Marry If They Want Partners To Receive Health Insurance

7/9/2011 - Ann Coulter Calls Bill Maher A "Misogynist" To His Face

7/9/2011 - Birds Of A Dress Made Of Feathers

7/9/2011 - Arizona Congressional Staffer Resigns Over Inappropriate Tweets

7/9/2011 - Apparently Going 1.5 Million Years Without Sex Is A Bad Thing

7/9/2011 - The Arrested Development Movie Is Happening, People

7/9/2011 - Oprah Is Now An Alternative Source Of Heat And Light

7/9/2011 - The Very, Very Scientific Benefits Of Naked Yoga

7/9/2011 - Kristen Stewart "Grossed Out" By Casey Anthony Comparisons

7/9/2011 - Betty Ford Dies At 93

7/8/2011 - July 8 Week In Review

7/8/2011 - Katy Perry Has The Shits, Cancels Shows

7/8/2011 - Bridesmaids Star Melissa McCarthy Cast In Judd Apatow Flick

7/8/2011 - Roseanne Wants To Legalize Marijuana

7/8/2011 - Michele Bachmann Doesn't Mind Being Called Sexy

7/8/2011 - What’s Opening in Theaters This Weekend

7/8/2011 - The Night Belongs To Anjelica Huston

7/8/2011 - A Suggested Summer Reading List For Celebrities

7/8/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Heartfelt Love Letter To A Very Intimate Companion

7/8/2011 - Emma Watson's Tearful Speech At Potter Premiere

7/8/2011 - Adorable Baby Sloths Are Adorable

7/8/2011 - Lifetime Movie Cartoon: The Wives He Forgot

7/8/2011 - Jamie Leigh Jones Loses Rape Case

7/8/2011 - Lady CEO Of Archie Comics Accused Of Shouting About Penises

7/8/2011 - Here's The Trailer For That Sarah Palin Movie You Didn't Ask For

7/8/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/8/2011 - How To Knit A Prada-Inspired Purse

7/8/2011 - Why Is TOMS Partnering With An Anti-Gay, Anti-Choice Group? [UPDATED]

7/8/2011 - The Winners Of The Jezebel (Very) Short Fiction Contest

7/8/2011 - What If You Had To Ask Your Husband’s Permission For A Credit Card?

7/8/2011 - The World Map Of Useless Stereotypes

7/8/2011 - Prince William & Kate Middleton Wear Canadian Cowboy Hats

7/8/2011 - Goodbye, Mancession. Hello, He-Covery.

7/8/2011 - Dogs Are Being Dyed To Look Like Pandas

7/8/2011 - The Other Sarah Palin Lives In Texas, Will Have Her Name Trademarked By The Politician

7/8/2011 - Octomom And Brood Wreak Absolute Havoc On Live Television

7/8/2011 - Can Kate Middleton Bring Back Pantyhose?

7/8/2011 - A Small Victory On The Road To Womanhood

7/8/2011 - Make Way For Kate Moss's 13-Year-Old Sister

7/8/2011 - Australian MPs Won't Stop Meowing At Female Politicians

7/8/2011 - Watch NASA's Final Shuttle Launch

7/8/2011 - New Beyoncé Video Features Elaborate Dream Wedding She Didn't Have In Real Life

7/8/2011 - Fashion At The Harry Potter Premiere Wasn't Exactly Magical

7/8/2011 - Don't Forget To Book The Makeup Artist For Your Funeral

7/8/2011 - Jaycee Dugard Tells Her Story To Diane Sawyer

7/8/2011 - Bachmann Signs Anti-Porn Pledge Saying Blacks Were Better Off During Slavery

7/8/2011 - Your Fancy Dog Isn't Actually Hypoallergenic

7/8/2011 - Casey Anthony Release Date Pushed Back; Attorney Defends Flipping The Bird

7/8/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Brings Hot Freshly Shaven Boyfriend To Handprint Ceremony

7/7/2011 - Strip Club Sued For Discriminating Against African-American Employees

7/7/2011 - '60s Report Claims Obama Was Nearly Adopted

7/7/2011 - Are Pregnant Women Really Smoking To Make Their Babies Smaller?

7/7/2011 - News Of The World Closes, Paper Tries To Comfort Employees With Booze

7/7/2011 - Comment Day: An Important Message On Internet Safety

7/7/2011 - Emma Watson Breaks Down During Final Harry Potter Premiere

7/7/2011 - This May Be the Most Annoying Online Dating Break-Up Email Ever

7/7/2011 - George Michael Is Psyched About News Of The World Demise

7/7/2011 - Watch Tim Pawlenty Awkwardly Discuss His Favorite Gaga Songs

7/7/2011 - Etsy, Your Go-To Source For Casey Anthony Crafts

7/7/2011 - Will Jamie Leigh Jones Lose Her KBR Rape Case?

7/7/2011 - Kris Jenner Tries To Defend Her Pimping Ways, Fails

7/7/2011 - The Words With Friends Rap Song

7/7/2011 - Terry Richardson Took A Lot Of Photos At Kate Moss's Wedding

7/7/2011 - Michele Bachmann Pledges to Destroy Economy in First Ad

7/7/2011 - Our Fascination With The Murderous Side Of Motherhood

7/7/2011 - You Will Be Denied The Pleasure Of Julian Assange's Poetry

7/7/2011 - Millions Conned By "Tiny Belly" Ads

7/7/2011 - What Your IM Status Says About You

7/7/2011 - The Mental Burden Of A Lower-Class Background

7/7/2011 - Chris Hansen Reportedly Joins The High-Profile Sexting Canon

7/7/2011 - Roseanne Barr's New Show Is Practically Begging For Bad Puns

7/7/2011 - TLC's Horrific Reenactment Of An Amniotic Sac Falling Out Of Woman

7/7/2011 - What The Military Focused On Instead Of Sex Crimes

7/7/2011 - How To Fix the Five Most Common iPhone Injuries

7/7/2011 - Leighton Meester Has Us Craving Orange Juice & Lemon Squares

7/7/2011 - Bristol Palin, Braver Than Her Mother, Faces The Women Of The View

7/7/2011 - Casey Anthony To Be Released Next Wednesday

7/7/2011 - Scented Candles Could Kill You — Very, Very Slowly

7/7/2011 - Texas' Sonogram Law Is Challenged In Court

7/7/2011 - Tom Ford: "Americans Are Too Fat. And In London They Are Starting To Get Fat, Too."

7/7/2011 - Elizabeth Smart is ABC News’ New Senior Abduction Correspondent

7/7/2011 - Casey Anthony Juror Politely Slams Nancy Grace

7/7/2011 - Pawlenty Aide Apologizes For Crack About Bachmann's "Sex Appeal"

7/7/2011 - Toddlers & Tiaras: Are Kiddie Pageants Better For Boy Contestants?

7/7/2011 - The PTA Ponzi Moms Of California

7/7/2011 - Meryl Streep Nails Margaret Thatcher In Iron Lady Teaser Trailer

7/7/2011 - Palin Emails Fail To Produce Sex Scandal, Anything Else Of Interest

7/7/2011 - Canceled Soap Operas May Continue Online

7/7/2011 - Daniel Craig Completely Horrified By Early Cut Of Dragon Tattoo Movie

7/6/2011 - Men May Need More Cuddling Than Women

7/6/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Accuser Requests New Prosecutor Due To Leaks

7/6/2011 - First Casey Anthony Juror Speaks: "I Did Not Say She Was Innocent"

7/6/2011 - In Historic Moment, Feminine Hygiene Ad Shows Blood

7/6/2011 - We've Discovered A Trick To Make Nancy Grace Tolerable

7/6/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Says The Break-Up Helped Her Get Over Brad Split

7/6/2011 - The Day I Discovered That I'm an OK Cupid Asshole

7/6/2011 - Aubrey O'Day Has A Really Important Question

7/6/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: Women In Trouble

7/6/2011 - A Taste Of Jake Gyllenhaal's Man Vs. Wild Episode

7/6/2011 - Austenland To Be Adapted For Big Screen

7/6/2011 - Michele Bachmann, Submissive Wife

7/6/2011 - Artist Paints Portraits With A Tube Of Lipstick And Her Lips

7/6/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

7/6/2011 - Teen Mom: "Mommy's Getting A Boob Job!"

7/6/2011 - Adorable Newborn Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Is Adorable

7/6/2011 - NFL Star Sues For Engagement Ring He Mailed To Unreceptive Girlfriend

7/6/2011 - Kansas Faces New Battle Over Abortion Records

7/6/2011 - Court Says Don't Ask Don't Tell Has To Stop Now

7/6/2011 - Introducing Social X-Ray Glasses

7/6/2011 - We Just Might Watch MTV's New Scripted Series Awkward

7/6/2011 - Dude Uses Google Earth To Map His Cats' Movements

7/6/2011 - Six Ways To Look At The Global Status Of Women

7/6/2011 - As Strauss-Kahn Case Crumbles, Names Become An Issue

7/6/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Both Katy Perry & Jen Garner's Marriages Are Totally Falling Apart

7/6/2011 - Front Row VIPs Were Ooh La La At Paris Fashion Week

7/6/2011 - The Best Of Nancy Grace's Batshit Casey Anthony Coverage

7/6/2011 - Lady Gaga's Stylist Goes On The Defensive

7/6/2011 - Men Charged In Texas Child Gang Rape To Appear In Court Today

7/6/2011 - Dior C.E.O. Likens Designer Search To Husband-Hunting

7/6/2011 - Will Casey Anthony Do Porn?

7/6/2011 - California Lawmakers Pass Bill To Teach LGBT History In Schools

7/6/2011 - Gaga And Chelsea's Uncommon Connection

7/6/2011 - Watch 9 clips from the last Harry Potter movie ever!

7/6/2011 - Britain’s Baby Lottery Begins This Month

7/6/2011 - Ladies Love Getting Gay-Married

7/6/2011 - Prince William Meets With Aboriginal Canadians, Speaks Their Language

7/6/2011 - Obama Reverses Policy On Condolence Letters For Military Suicides

7/6/2011 - Wide-Faced Men Will Lie To You

7/6/2011 - Pet Stores Ban Drunk Puppy Buying

7/6/2011 - Justin Timberlake Decides Being Single Sucks, Starts Seeing Jessica Biel Again

7/5/2011 - Entenmann's Tweets Tasteless Casey Anthony Joke

7/5/2011 - Scientists Discover Why More Educated Women Have Fewer Children

7/5/2011 - Second Woman Says "Rape Cops" Harassed Her While On Duty

7/5/2011 - Nancy Grace On Casey Anthony Verdict: "The Devil Is Dancing"

7/5/2011 - Comment Of The Day: We've Accepted Your Application To Join The Gay Community

7/5/2011 - Charlie Sheen Gets His Own Comedy Central Roast

7/5/2011 - Celebs Opine Over Casey Anthony Verdict

7/5/2011 - You're Getting Tested For HPV Too Often, Apparently

7/5/2011 - Breastfeeding Cop Put On Unpaid Leave After Asking For Desk Job

7/5/2011 - Your Daily Dose Of Baby Birds

7/5/2011 - Coney Island Is Rationing Toilet Paper

7/5/2011 - Close Up, A Cat's Tongue Is Totally Horrifying

7/5/2011 - Dudes Create "All About Boobs" Infographic, Forget Fairly Major Factoid

7/5/2011 - Adorable Monkeys Adorably Mesmerized By iPod

7/5/2011 - Ewan McGregor Plays Lightsaber Baseball With Bridesmaids' Chris O'Dowd

7/5/2011 - Hosts Of The Talk Visibly Upset As Casey Anthony Verdict Delivered Live

7/5/2011 - Meet Marta, The Star Of The Women's World Cup

7/5/2011 - Psst, Criminals: Your Facebook & Twitter Posts Could Get You Arrested

7/5/2011 - "Meet The Mets" Songwriter Ruth Roberts Dies At 84

7/5/2011 - Autism Linked To Moms' Antidepressant Use

7/5/2011 - Lady Gaga Considers Herself Part Of The LGBT Community

7/5/2011 - Cate Blanchett Will Have You Seeing Red

7/5/2011 - Facebook's Top Female Exec & "Girl Questions"

7/5/2011 - Casey Anthony Found Not Guilty Of Murder

7/5/2011 - Wine Has More Alcohol In It Than You Think

7/5/2011 - True Blood: Forget Everything You Know

7/5/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Accuser Sues Paper For Calling Her A Prostitute

7/5/2011 - Dior's First Couture Show Without John Galliano Was A Total Mess

7/5/2011 - Joan Rivers Teaches Us Sign Language For "Orgasm"

7/5/2011 - An Alien's Message For Earth Bros

7/5/2011 - Tabloid Paper Reaches New Low, Hacks Murdered Girl's Phone

7/5/2011 - Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Forgets Pants, Remembers Cigarettes

7/5/2011 - Lady Gaga's Stylist Refuses To Work With "Fat People"

7/5/2011 - The New Mathematical Formula To Determine Penis Size

7/5/2011 - Teen Mom Shifts Away From Parenting

7/5/2011 - Lawsuit Claims Word "Inmate" Is Slander, Implies Homosexual Sex

7/5/2011 - Keep Doing What You're Doing, Senator Gillibrand

7/5/2011 - Listening To Adele Might Get You A Date

7/5/2011 - Biden's Lovable Bumbling Now Available In Tweet Format

7/5/2011 - Dina Lohan Trying To Waltz Onto Dancing With The Stars

7/4/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Faces New Attempted Rape Lawsuit

7/4/2011 - Jared Lee Loughner Resists Forcible Medication‎

7/4/2011 - The View From Inside A Firework

7/4/2011 - Your Body's Marijuana-Like Chemicals Made You Eat All Those Chips

7/4/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Lady Gaga Knows How To Work A Beret

7/4/2011 - Inane Comment Sparks New Kate Middleton Pregnancy Rumors

7/4/2011 - Fourth of July Open Thread Spectacular

7/4/2011 - Women Can Eat a Shitload of Hot Dogs, Too

7/4/2011 - Fate of Casey Anthony Now in Jurors' Hands

7/4/2011 - You're Fired

7/4/2011 - Bridesmaids Now Top Grossing Female-Oriented R-Rated Comedy of All Time

7/4/2011 - Women's World Cup Thighlight Spectacular

7/4/2011 - Mooninite Couture

7/4/2011 - What Your Pet's Name Says About You

7/4/2011 - Enhance Your Holiday with Legal Explosives

7/4/2011 - Haitian Ballerina Has the Spins

7/4/2011 - Princess Charlene Tried to Escape Monaco Three Times

7/4/2011 - Baby Girl Beckham to be Born on the Fourth of July

7/3/2011 - Sunday Night 'Splosions

7/3/2011 - Still Here

7/3/2011 - World's Most Patient Cat Can Barely Contain Contempt For Baby

7/3/2011 - Royal Wedding Presents: Now That's What I Call Hats

7/3/2011 - Red, White, and Blue Card

7/3/2011 - French Seduction Academy Claims Dominique Strauss-Kahn Doing it Wrong

7/3/2011 - Terrifying Doll Trains Dentists To Appear in Your Nightmares

7/3/2011 - Kate Digs Canada

7/3/2011 - Do You Deserve to Have Your Expensive Stroller Stolen?

7/3/2011 - Saturday Night Fever Actually a Real Thing

7/3/2011 - More Monae, No Problem

7/3/2011 - Florida to Begin Subjecting Welfare Applicants to Mandatory Drug Tests

7/3/2011 - Why we have brain farts, and what scientists are doing to stop them

7/3/2011 - The Bride (And Groom) Wore White

7/3/2011 - Asia Implodes as Thailand Elects First Female Prime Minister

7/3/2011 - Drake and Rihanna Totally Make Out

7/2/2011 - Saturday Night Social

7/2/2011 - The Dream Of A Four Loko Cake Becomes A Reality

7/2/2011 - Most Americans Still Miss The One Who Got Away

7/2/2011 - She Got Game

7/2/2011 - Red Wine Might Be A Good Option For People Who Rarely Move Their Bodies

7/2/2011 - French Insect Plays Mating Call On Its Genitals

7/2/2011 - Is Taking A Bath The Cure For Chronic Loneliness?

7/2/2011 - Beyonce Believes The Children Are Our Future

7/2/2011 - Underage Boys May Be Drinking Twice As Much This Fourth Of July Weekend

7/2/2011 - Your Pre-Pregnancy Diet May Affect The Health Of Your Future Baby

7/2/2011 - Come For The Hot Chicks, Stay For The Professional Golf

7/2/2011 - Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Accuser May Have Been A Prostitute

7/2/2011 - The Black Eyes Peas Have A Mirror To Your Soul

7/2/2011 - Lonely? A $12,000 Vinyl Child Should Fix That!

7/2/2011 - Woman Targeted For Biking While Sexy Inspires Protest In NYC

7/2/2011 - Maria Shriver Files For Divorce From Arnold Schwarzenegger

7/1/2011 - Kate Moss And Jamie Hince Tie The Knot

7/1/2011 - The Myth Of The Perfect Smile

7/1/2011 - Bret Easton Ellis: Still A Misogynist

7/1/2011 - Summer's Here & The Time Is Right For Getting Agitated & Depressed

7/1/2011 - The Night Belongs To Liv Tyler

7/1/2011 - What’s Opening in Theaters This Weekend

7/1/2011 - A Farewell To Those Iconic Dying Brands

7/1/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/1/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Circle The Wagons & Gather The Oxen In South Dakota

7/1/2011 - Woman Threatens To Stab Boyfriend Over Facebook Use

7/1/2011 - TGIF!

7/1/2011 - Which Onscreen "Girl Reminds You Of You"?

7/1/2011 - Brooklyn Sex Trafficking Hidden In Plain Sight

7/1/2011 - Warning: The Fourth Of July Could Make You A Republican

7/1/2011 - Sex Rehab Doesn't Heal All Wounds

7/1/2011 - Kansas Now Has One Licensed Abortion Provider

7/1/2011 - Real Housewives: "Mean Tweeting" Is The New "Systematic Bullying"

7/1/2011 - A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro

7/1/2011 - You Smell Like Pee Soup When You're Pregnant, And Other Things They Don't Tell You

7/1/2011 - Lady Arrested For Kissing Preacher On Cheek

7/1/2011 - Salma Hayek's Husband Fathered Linda Evangelista's Baby

7/1/2011 - A Big, Sweaty Look At Wimbledon So Far

7/1/2011 - Female Journalists & Researchers Respond To Haiti PTSD Article

7/1/2011 - Strauss-Kahn Released Without Bail

7/1/2011 - Shaving Your Pubes Will Not Cure Cervical Cancer

7/1/2011 - Girl Skater Wows Dudes, Ladies Alike

7/1/2011 - Horrible Bosses Red Carpet Isn't So Horrible

7/1/2011 - Judge Blocks South Dakota Abortion Law, Says It "Degrades" Women

7/1/2011 - Ann Coulter Disses Princess Diana

7/1/2011 - Italian Company Fires Women "So They Can Stay At Home"

7/1/2011 - The Dominic Strauss-Kahn Case Unravels

7/1/2011 - Could Text Messages Help You Quit Smoking?

7/1/2011 - William & Kate Speak French, Charm The Pants Off Canadians