Sitemap: 2011 January | Jezebel

1/30/2011 - Sunday Night Shenanigans

1/30/2011 - Kim Cattrall Has Always Been On A Diet

1/30/2011 - Every Rose Has Its Hot Atlantic City Pink Thorn

1/30/2011 - Cheerleaders Shake Their Moneymakers

1/30/2011 - I've Got You, Beige

1/30/2011 - Former New York Public Schools Chancellor Wishes He Could Have Fired More Teachers

1/30/2011 - Child Kicked Out Of School For Peeing Self

1/30/2011 - What's Up, Doc?

1/30/2011 - Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Gift That Says "Go Clean Stuff"

1/30/2011 - The Cat Whisperer Runs Out Of Secrets

1/30/2011 - Brazil Fashion Week Showcases Perfect Job Interview Outfits

1/30/2011 - Middle Eastern Promises

1/30/2011 - Don't Let The Right Wing Redefine Rape

1/30/2011 - The Seaweed Is Always Greener

1/30/2011 - Chris Brown Wants Restraining Order Against Him Lifted

1/30/2011 - Is It Ever Okay To Make A Relationship Ultimatum?

1/30/2011 - Everyone Loves A Hairless Pussy

1/30/2011 - Connecticut Authorities Almost Located Kidnapped Woman 5 Years Ago

1/30/2011 - Sheath Your Excalibur With A Commemorative Royal Wedding Condom

1/30/2011 - Tank Girl

1/30/2011 - Hillary Clinton Desperate for Egyptian Democracy, Grandchildren

1/30/2011 - Unmarried 29-Year Old New York Blogger Somehow A Novelty

1/30/2011 - Islamabadass

1/30/2011 - Your Favorite New Kid On The Block Was Gay The Whole Time

1/30/2011 - Charlie Sheen Has Several Perfectly Reasonable Excuses

1/29/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

1/29/2011 - Saturday Night Social

1/29/2011 - Visual effects reel breaks down Black Swan's avian weirdness

1/29/2011 - Science Teachers Have Creationism On The Books

1/29/2011 - The Gender Gap in Wages

1/29/2011 - Reminder: SNL Live Thread Tonight!

1/29/2011 - Perform the Kama Sutra with Your Laptop

1/29/2011 - Would You Spend One Night With Charlie Sheen For $30K?

1/29/2011 - Is It Her Cleavage, Or Her Soul?

1/29/2011 - Elton John Is Very Sorry For Saying The Following On Live Radio

1/29/2011 - We Are Experiencing...How Do You Say...Difficulties

1/28/2011 - James Cameron Joins Twitter

1/28/2011 - Wingnut Wants You To Speak Out Against Anal Sex

1/28/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

1/28/2011 - Jaime Pressly Files For Divorce

1/28/2011 - Because The Night Belongs To Colette

1/28/2011 - The Best Of Haute Couture Week

1/28/2011 - Okay, So Maybe Facebook Won't Completely Destroy Your Soul

1/28/2011 - Rose McGowan's Shoes Have Thorns

1/28/2011 - Male Models Give Us Their Best Pick-Up Lines

1/28/2011 - MSNBC Should Give Meghan McCain Her Own Show

1/28/2011 - Why Does Charlie Get Sympathy While Lindsay Is Scorned?

1/28/2011 - Dress Code: Reader Questions, Answered

1/28/2011 - TGIF!

1/28/2011 - Crystal Renn's Agency Says She's A Size 2

1/28/2011 - Reader Roundup: Barbra Is A Funny Girl, Even On The Treadmill

1/28/2011 - Jersey Shore: Ain't No Shame In A Little Analingus

1/28/2011 - Dad Fires A Shot In The War On Pink

1/28/2011 - House Republicans' New Definition of "Rape-Rape"

1/28/2011 - Michelle Obama Applauds Service With A Smile

1/28/2011 - Straight Guys Have No Problem With Your Cheating, So Long As It's With A Girl

1/28/2011 - Jezebel Bounty: Prizes for Witty Commenters With a Penchant for Pendants

1/28/2011 - Ken's Nefarious Plot To Win Barbie Back

1/28/2011 - Gluing Your Lips Together Is Actually A Fashion "Don't"

1/28/2011 - Ed Westwick's Boots Are Red Hot

1/28/2011 - The 10 Real Life Lessons Of Fruit Ninja

1/28/2011 - Should Women Even Care About the Best Director Oscar?

1/28/2011 - School Board Official Says Hiring Pregnant Woman Would Be "Worthless"

1/28/2011 - Sexist Sportscasters Are Welcome At Al Jazeera

1/28/2011 - Lose Weight, Win A Self Internship!

1/28/2011 - Peggy Orenstein Answers Your Questions, Right Here And Now

1/28/2011 - Here Are Your New Charlie's Angels

1/28/2011 - Teen Mom Advertiser Has Secret Pro-Life Agenda

1/28/2011 - Behold: Barbra Streisand Works Out On A Yacht

1/28/2011 - Marriage Is The Cure For All That Ails You

1/28/2011 - Baptiste Giabiconi Isn't Sure Why Karl Lagerfeld Loves Him

1/28/2011 - "I'm Not Buying It" Targets Super Bowl Sex Trafficking

1/28/2011 - Today: Peggy Orenstein Talks Cinderella And Sexting In The Comments

1/28/2011 - This Man Who Loves Selena Gomez Is Kidding, Right?

1/28/2011 - The Women Of Television Celebrate Themselves

1/28/2011 - Washington University Cancels Bristol Palin's "Sex Week" Appearance

1/28/2011 - The Rape Kit Story We Don't Want To Read Anymore

1/28/2011 - Winter Can't Get Much Worse If You're A Reindeer With A Penis

1/28/2011 - Second Underage Woman Named In Never-Ending Berlusconi Probe

1/28/2011 - The Kardashian Sisters Explain Their "Talents" to Piers Morgan

1/28/2011 - Does Oprah's New Sister Need To Be Approved By Gayle?

1/27/2011 - Watch 15-Year-Old Natalie Portman Play Sally Bowles

1/27/2011 - Charlie Sheen Hospitalized, Had "Briefcase Full Of Cocaine"

1/27/2011 - Girl-Scout Cookies On Endangered Confections List

1/27/2011 - Saying "Literally" All The Time Is Literally An Issue

1/27/2011 - Why Does Sarah Jessica Parker Have Clothespins On Her Uggs?

1/27/2011 - Bath Salts Are The Latest Drug Craze And/Or Menace

1/27/2011 - In Defense Of The Gay White Male

1/27/2011 - It's Only A Matter Of Time Before We're All Dressing Like True Grit Characters

1/27/2011 - The Mystery Of Jackie Kennedy's Pink Pillbox

1/27/2011 - The Girl Store Wants You To "Buy A Girl Her Life Back"

1/27/2011 - Dallas Is In Urgent Need Of 10,000 Strippers

1/27/2011 - Kenneth "Managed Anorexia" Tong Needs A Reminder

1/27/2011 - Reader Roundup: Inside The Twisted Mind Of The Girl Scout Cookie Thief

1/27/2011 - How To Navigate A New Job

1/27/2011 - Funny Women, "Target Demographic: Young Men" World

1/27/2011 - Franco & Hathaway Are Inoffensive In First Oscars Promo

1/27/2011 - The Woman Who Wanted A Late Abortion

1/27/2011 - Eva Longoria Is Bare-Faced & (Almost) Barefoot

1/27/2011 - Miley Cyrus's Mild Antics Are Damaging America's Youth!

1/27/2011 - The Future Of Food Is An All-You-Can-Breathe Buffet

1/27/2011 - Facebook Will Make You Feel Like A Loser

1/27/2011 - For The Last Time: Taylor Momsen Is Not A Role Model!

1/27/2011 - Terry McMillan Goes Off On Will Smith's Kids

1/27/2011 - The Sharp-Clawed World Of The Davos Mistress

1/27/2011 - Breast Implants Linked To Rare Cancer

1/27/2011 - Know Your Veils: A Guide To Head Coverings

1/27/2011 - Adorable AKC Recognizes Three Adorable New Dog Breeds

1/27/2011 - Money Has A Gender

1/27/2011 - No Penalty For Pharmacist Who Refused Anti-Bleeding Drug To Woman

1/27/2011 - Dearest Adele, Your Coat Is Really Swell

1/27/2011 - Geri Jewell Comes Out In New Memoir

1/27/2011 - Increasingly Anxious College Students Keep Benzos In Business

1/27/2011 - Paris Hilton Wears Terry Richardson's Glasses On The Cover Of Vogue

1/27/2011 - Teen Mom Models For Motorcycle Calendar

1/27/2011 - Amy Poehler Explains Her Stock Photo Modeling Past

1/27/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Gets Two Thumbs, And Neither Are Up

1/27/2011 - A Red Carpet Time Warp

1/27/2011 - Ke$ha Spends Four Hours In Hair & Makeup To Look Like A Wreck

1/27/2011 - Having A Baby Can Hurt Mental Health More Than Having An Abortion

1/27/2011 - Woman Attacked Cop With Sex Toy In Self Defense

1/27/2011 - Dr. Laura Pranked, Berated And Hacked By Howard Stern Fans

1/27/2011 - Criminal Mastermind Steals Girl Scouts' Cookie Money

1/27/2011 - Reese Witherspoon's Career Highlight Involves An Elephant

1/26/2011 - Brody Dalle Is Pregnant

1/26/2011 - Who's Trying To Sabotage Katie Holmes? [Updated]

1/26/2011 - Kim Kardashian Reveals She's Funding Her Mom's Church

1/26/2011 - Dior Couture, For The 1950s Femme Fatale In You

1/26/2011 - The Scientific Correlation Between Weather And Aging

1/26/2011 - James Franco Spits Out All Sorts Of Conflicts Of Interest

1/26/2011 - Low Fat Ice Cream Has Everything To Do With Your Boobs

1/26/2011 - Bangable Dudes In History: Would-Be Assassin Lewis Powell

1/26/2011 - Sketchy Billionaire Dumps A Chunk Of American Apparel Shares

1/26/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

1/26/2011 - Katie Couric Feels Bad About Her Legs, And What That Has To Do With Hillary Clinton

1/26/2011 - That Which Does Not Kill Nicki Minaj Makes Her Stronger

1/26/2011 - So You Want To Be A Jezebel Intern? Now's Your Chance

1/26/2011 - Kate & William Set Tone For "Modern" Wedding By Faxing Invitations

1/26/2011 - Rape And Suicide: Alaska Leads The Pack

1/26/2011 - Reader Roundup: How To Protect Young Americans From Sarah Palin

1/26/2011 - Why The Ladies Love Ryan Gosling

1/26/2011 - The Taxonomy Of Zits

1/26/2011 - The Old Spice Man Returns, Wry & Sexy As Ever

1/26/2011 - An Attempt To Make Marriage Look Badass

1/26/2011 - Caster Semenya Not Really Bothered By That "Gender Dispute" Thing

1/26/2011 - Badass Biker Chicks Join The Circus

1/26/2011 - The Bizarre Tone Of The Baby-Snatcher Coverage

1/26/2011 - Teens Throw Baby Chicks & Fish, Proving Youth To Be Even Worse Than Suspected

1/26/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston's Adopted Mexican Kid Arrives Shortly

1/26/2011 - Creepy Capitol Hill Dude Wants To Photograph Your Feet

1/26/2011 - What Stupid Trend Will Replace Silly Bandz?

1/26/2011 - Gloria Allred Gets Her Own Courtroom Show

1/26/2011 - Femen Braves The Chill, Bares Breasts (Again) For The Cameras

1/26/2011 - Good News & Bad News About H&M's Plus-Size Collection

1/26/2011 - Catherine Zeta-Jones Leaves Her Husband, Circa 1990

1/26/2011 - Cocksox Emphasize Penises, Celebrate Australia

1/26/2011 - Noted Italian Carla Bruni Scorned For "Anti-Italian" Attitude

1/26/2011 - Woman Jailed For Sending Kids To School

1/26/2011 - More Hannah Storm On ESPN

1/26/2011 - Ladies, Tom Ford Would Do You Too

1/26/2011 - Snooki & JWoww Get Dumbed Down And Scripted For Spin-Off

1/26/2011 - Grocery Store Censors Elton John's Icky Gay Parenting

1/26/2011 - Woman Hits Cousin With Car Over Facebook Feud

1/26/2011 - It Doesn't Get Any More Elegant Than This

1/26/2011 - Betty White's Nude Photos Are Frankly Adorable

1/26/2011 - Wednesday Morning SOTU Quarterbacking: Crazy-Eyes And Salmon

1/26/2011 - Lulu The Central Park Zoo Gorilla Dies At 46

1/26/2011 - Bristol Palin To Headline University's Less-Sexy "Sex Week"

1/26/2011 - "Tiger Mother" Amy Chua Defends Herself to Stephen Colbert

1/26/2011 - Penelope Cruz Births Hottest Baby Ever

1/25/2011 - Cher Is Pissed About Oscar Snub

1/25/2011 - Why Delaying Sex Won't Save Our Love Lives

1/25/2011 - NBC Wants Alec Baldwin To Replace Keith Olbermann

1/25/2011 - Getting To Know The "Real" Emma Watson

1/25/2011 - Did You Hear The One About Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan & A Pretzel?

1/25/2011 - The Male Models Of Men's Fashion Week: An Appreciation

1/25/2011 - Playboy, Your Source For The Unsexiest Garment Ever

1/25/2011 - How Safe Do You Feel On The Streets At Night?

1/25/2011 - Shelley Duvall Is Frighteningly Consistent

1/25/2011 - Pageant Stands By "Mortified" Miss Teen Arkansas

1/25/2011 - A Visual Map Of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"

1/25/2011 - Sportscaster Who Insulted Female Ref Continues To Be Awful, Is Fired

1/25/2011 - Is This The Weirdest Advice-Column Letter Of 2011?

1/25/2011 - Puppy Bowl VII Players Chase Their Dreams (And Cars)

1/25/2011 - Glee Cheerleader Part Of Bloody Horror Film

1/25/2011 - Reader Roundup: Bachelor Contestants Share Their Innermost Thoughts

1/25/2011 - Sexy Lady News Anchors Are Rotting Your Brain!

1/25/2011 - NBC's New Boss Is Somewhat Of A Gal Pal

1/25/2011 - A New Technology To Help Solve Rape Cases

1/25/2011 - Want To Work In Antarctica? Take The Mandatory Pregnancy Test First

1/25/2011 - This Is The Face Of A Bachelor Reject

1/25/2011 - Skins Creator Says You Just Don't Get It

1/25/2011 - Dead People Diagnosed After It Can Do Them Any Good

1/25/2011 - Sex And The City 2 Nominated… But Not For An Oscar

1/25/2011 - Portman & Puppy Avoid Puddles

1/25/2011 - Sexual Assault And The Super Bowl

1/25/2011 - LOVE Dubs Justin Bieber "The Beautiful One"

1/25/2011 - Tiny Lady Gaga Outfits For The Fashion-Forward Tiny Doll

1/25/2011 - Gossip Girl Cares About Women In Politics

1/25/2011 - RuPaul's Drag Race Returns With Familiar Faces

1/25/2011 - Baby Gorilla Holds Mom Close

1/25/2011 - Disturbing Evidence Of Race Bias In STD Screenings

1/25/2011 - This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

1/25/2011 - The Problem With Dan Savage On MTV

1/25/2011 - "Calvin Klein, Go Back In The Closet!"

1/25/2011 - Jersey Shore Puts Its Money Where Its Mouth Is, Filming Next Season In Italy

1/25/2011 - Kate Middleton Gets Her Own Nail Polish, Quits Job To Be Full-Time Pretty Princess

1/25/2011 - Jessica Simpson Is Not As Think As You Drunk She Is

1/25/2011 - Is There A Surgical Cure For Depression?

1/25/2011 - Meanwhile, At Sundance, Thespians Act Cold

1/25/2011 - An Exquisitely Beautiful Tale of Life, Love and Death

1/25/2011 - Oscar Nominees: Lots Of Pluck, White People And James Franco

1/25/2011 - "Craigslist Serial Killer" Suspected In Murder Of Four Women

1/25/2011 - Bristol Has New Boyfriend, Harsh Words For Levi

1/25/2011 - Your 2011 Oscar Nominees

1/25/2011 - Writer Suggests She Had Lesbian Fling With Rihanna

1/24/2011 - Tampon Toy Will Appease Your Cat's Bloodlust

1/24/2011 - Debbie Gibson Reunites With "Lost In Your Eyes" Video Boyfriend

1/24/2011 - Forgiveness Will Just Make Your Spouse More Of A Jerk

1/24/2011 - Oprah Confronts Her Mom With Long-Lost Sister

1/24/2011 - "Golden Voice" Ted Williams Ditches Rehab

1/24/2011 - Ashley Madison Ad Yanked From Super Bowl

1/24/2011 - Wet Seal's "Your Single" Shirt Makes Illiteracy Sexy

1/24/2011 - Bon Appetit Unwisely Joins Forces With SATC

1/24/2011 - Map Shows Every State Is Bad At Something

1/24/2011 - Women Politicians Are "More Effective"

1/24/2011 - The Absurd Entertainment Of Celebrities' Past Lives

1/24/2011 - The Most Courageous Coming Out Speech You'll See This Year

1/24/2011 - Forever 21's Bizarre Knockoff Empire

1/24/2011 - Woman Kicked Off Facebook For Having Audacity To Be Named Kate Middleton

1/24/2011 - Reader Roundup: Your Dream Wedding Is Surprisingly Violent

1/24/2011 - Sports' Totally Unnecessary Hijab Drama

1/24/2011 - Behind Every Dictator Is An Evil Woman?

1/24/2011 - SATC Replica Closet Costs $175,000 And A Piece Of Your Soul

1/24/2011 - Tiger Mom Amy Chua Has Feelings Too

1/24/2011 - Creative Arizona Lawmaker Blames Roe V. Wade For Shootings

1/24/2011 - What's Wrong With How We Talk About Yoga

1/24/2011 - Oprah's "Big Family Secret" Revealed

1/24/2011 - Female Refs Won't Cure Soccer's Ills

1/24/2011 - Sleeping Next To Pets Increases Highly Plausible Risk Of Plague

1/24/2011 - Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

1/24/2011 - Women Simply Love To Clean With Gentlemanly Bubbles

1/24/2011 - Sometimes An Elephant's Eye Isn't All That High

1/24/2011 - Abortion Doc's Arrest Shouldn't Mean More Restrictions

1/24/2011 - Massachusetts Has The Best Standardized-Test-Takers In The Country

1/24/2011 - Why This Is the Longest Word in the English Language

1/24/2011 - What The Hell Is A "Fairytale Wedding" Anyhow?

1/24/2011 - Accused Baby Kidnapper Arrested

1/24/2011 - Naomi Campbell Returns To Court, Her Home Away From Home

1/24/2011 - Seduction By Social Media Is Nothing To Be Scared Of

1/24/2011 - Hero Intern To Be Honored At State Of The Union

1/24/2011 - Kourtney & Kim Take New York With Kanye

1/24/2011 - Las Vegas Tourist Wants Refund For "Tragic" Sex Act

1/24/2011 - Watch Oprah's All Stars Candidly Chat About Penises

1/24/2011 - Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

1/24/2011 - FDA Determines Shady Weight-Loss Drug To Be Shady Indeed

1/24/2011 - Is Undercover Police Sex Abuse?

1/24/2011 - The 86-Foot Buzzer Beater You Need to See to Believe

1/24/2011 - Italians Allegedly Impressed With Berlusconi's "Good Sex Life"

1/24/2011 - Jack LaLanne Dead At 96

1/24/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over

1/23/2011 - Sunday Night Social

1/23/2011 - Zooey Deschanel's Feeling Just Grape

1/23/2011 - What In God's Name Did They Talk About?

1/23/2011 - Pregnant Women May Soon Get Prime Parking

1/23/2011 - "Sexy Nun" Hot For Fall 2011

1/23/2011 - Oscar de la Renta Has Opinions On How Michelle Obama Should Dress

1/23/2011 - Building The Ultimate Workout Playlist

1/23/2011 - Mars Attacks

1/23/2011 - Adorable Wisconsin Man Adopts Treebound Cat

1/23/2011 - Child Fashion Show Imagines Rock N Roll Class War In The Arctic

1/23/2011 - Amy and Justin Ponder Teaming Up To Fight Crime

1/23/2011 - Lord Voldemort's Dream Home For Sale In Idaho

1/23/2011 - British Soccer Commentators' Sexist Diatribe Caught On Tape

1/23/2011 - Sideline General

1/23/2011 - Yellowstone National Park Will Destroy Us All

1/23/2011 - Does Lottery Winner's Abuser Have Claim To Her Jackpot?

1/23/2011 - Your Imaginary Best Friend Looked Awesome Yesterday

1/23/2011 - Solar Powered Vibrator Perfect For The Earth Conscious, Horny

1/23/2011 - The Adult Art Of Parentproofing

1/23/2011 - Goldie Shines

1/23/2011 - Philadelphia-Area Soccer Fans Displeased With New Team Jerseys

1/23/2011 - Your Dumbest Relative Running For President

1/23/2011 - My Thoughts Exactly, Diddy

1/23/2011 - Everyone Is Cheating On Everyone

1/23/2011 - London Hotel Has No Patience For Nicki Minaj's Tomfoolery

1/22/2011 - Saturday Night Social

1/22/2011 - Vanessa Williams Sings a Goodbye

1/22/2011 - Same-Sex Marriage Could Be Coming to Your State

1/22/2011 - Kitten Tries to Liberate Friend From Box

1/22/2011 - Celebrity Serial Spouses Using Marriage to Seek Redemption?

1/22/2011 - More Advertisers Abandon Skins

1/22/2011 - Marriage Is Not a Right, Says Pope

1/22/2011 - Is Reese Witherspoon Getting Married?

1/22/2011 - Hickey Induces Paralysis and Stroke in Woman

1/22/2011 - Town Doesn't Give a Shit About Roethlisberger Rape Controversy Anymore

1/22/2011 - A Miner Celebration

1/22/2011 - Gender a Non-Issue for This One Woman in Arkansas

1/22/2011 - Bald Men Rush Into Marriage Because They're Desperate and Afraid

1/22/2011 - Hey, Nice Outfit

1/22/2011 - Today in Sexual Harassment: Suggested Threesomes and Forced French-Kissing

1/22/2011 - Liv Tyler Bulks Up

1/22/2011 - People Are Being So Mean to the "Fountain Lady"

1/22/2011 - Angelina Pivarnick Gets a Magazine Cover

1/22/2011 - The Latest Key Development in Amanda Knox's Trial

1/22/2011 - Porn Star Dies After Sixth Boob Job

1/22/2011 - Boy Cats Marry in First-Ever Same-Sex Feline Wedding

1/22/2011 - What Celebrities Were Thinking As They Played Ping-Pong at Sundance

1/22/2011 - Happy Birthday, Roe v. Wade!

1/22/2011 - A Life-Sized Snooki Figurine to Call Your Own

1/22/2011 - Snoop Dogg Shooting for "Biggest Diva at Sundance" Award

1/22/2011 - Woman Finds Solution To Unwanted Peek-a-Boob

1/21/2011 - Ivanka Trump Is Pregnant

1/21/2011 - Oprah To Reveal Core-Shaking "Family Secret"

1/21/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

1/21/2011 - For Natural Period Pain Relief, Pummel This Uterus Piñata

1/21/2011 - Stick A Fork In BooBoo Stewart

1/21/2011 - Nicki Minaj Is Out Of This World!

1/21/2011 - If You Only See One Birth Control Commercial Today, Let It Be This

1/21/2011 - Why Do Some Men Remarry So Fast?

1/21/2011 - Woman Who Took Christina Taylor Green To Giffords Event: "I'm So Sorry I Couldn't Bring Her Home"

1/21/2011 - Reese In Paris Looking Très Chic

1/21/2011 - Dressing When You're Depressed

1/21/2011 - TGIF!

1/21/2011 - Elle Turkey Shoots Fashion Spread In Ruined Armenian City

1/21/2011 - Court Counselor Convicted Of Sex Abuse Charges, Acquitted Of Rape

1/21/2011 - Narcotrafficking Beauty Queens

1/21/2011 - Reader Roundup: Signs Your Child May Grow Up To Be A Douche

1/21/2011 - Jezebel Wants You, Yes You, To Win Some Jewelry

1/21/2011 - The New Charlie's Angels Will Have At Least One Brown Angel

1/21/2011 - JWoww's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Ex

1/21/2011 - School Cancels Cross-Dressing Day For Promoting Alternative Lifestyles

1/21/2011 - Women Fare Worse In Economic Recovery

1/21/2011 - Lady Gaga's Artful New Song Is Called "Shit"

1/21/2011 - The Financial Toll Of DADT

1/21/2011 - What A Horrible Doctor Can Teach Us About Abortion In America

1/21/2011 - WTF: The Sarah Palin Steampunk Comic Book

1/21/2011 - Okay, Now Ryan Gosling Is Just Fucking With Us

1/21/2011 - Is There Danger In The Pink Princess Evolution?

1/21/2011 - LED Fronts Give You A Really, Really Bright Smile

1/21/2011 - Sasha Obama Practices Her Chinese With Hu Jintao

1/21/2011 - Women In Tech Flowchart: Are You A Charlotte Or A Samantha?

1/21/2011 - Why Skins Isn't Cool Enough To Influence Real Teens

1/21/2011 - And Now, The Inevitable "Tiger Mom" Meme

1/21/2011 - What's The Rudest Place On Earth?

1/21/2011 - Brits Already Betting On Kate & William's Divorce

1/21/2011 - Marc Jacobs Dresses Up Like A Lady

1/21/2011 - Woman Masturbating Topless In Van Arrested For Gun Possession

1/21/2011 - Helena Bonham Carter Suggests Actresses Leave Their Faces Alone

1/21/2011 - New Batch Of Adorable, Aesthetically Perfect Children Win Gap Modeling Contracts

1/21/2011 - How I Came Out To My Evangelical Parents And You Can, Too

1/21/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow Simply Loathes Mingling With Plebes & Riffraff

1/21/2011 - Inexplicably Sexy Costuming At Sundance

1/21/2011 - Potter Star's Brother Sentenced To Jail For Assaulting Her

1/21/2011 - Feds Hunt For Carlina White's Kidnapper

1/21/2011 - "Benevolent Sexism" Is A Malevolent Oxymoron

1/21/2011 - Gabrielle Giffords Takes First Trip Outside

1/21/2011 - Beyoncé To Remake A Star Is Born

1/20/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Is Back To Work

1/20/2011 - A Sneak Peek Of Single Ladies, Which Is Not The Black Sex And The City

1/20/2011 - Clijsters Gets Revenge On Commentator's Pregnancy Questions

1/20/2011 - Jake Gyllenhaal & Taylor Swift Have Reunited

1/20/2011 - Snowman Travels To Desert, Lives To Tell The Tale

1/20/2011 - Katie Holmes Hasn't Been Arrested, But She Is Rocking Cuffs

1/20/2011 - Why Are Yoga Memoirs So Damn Popular?

1/20/2011 - The Definitive Guide To House Cats

1/20/2011 - Undercover Spy Falls For His Target

1/20/2011 - Treasure The Poodle Goes For A Stroll

1/20/2011 - Delightful GOP Candidate: "I Don't Snuff My Own Seed"

1/20/2011 - Social Minefield: How To Self-Promote Without Being A Jerk

1/20/2011 - Sandra Bullock's Baby Louis Has The Blues

1/20/2011 - Dad Tells Daughter She Needs "Fit Image" On MTV

1/20/2011 - Pole Dancer Magazine Features Kids

1/20/2011 - Reader Roundup: Apply For Your Official Whore Card Today

1/20/2011 - Roger Ebert Unveils Prosthetic Chin With Usual Heart & Wit

1/20/2011 - Inside Kimora Lee Simmons's Diamond-Filled "Satellite" Closet

1/20/2011 - GWU Frats, Sorority Charged With Hazing

1/20/2011 - Air Force's Swinging Sergeant Discharged For Lying About HIV

1/20/2011 - Natalie Portman's Dorky Globes Laugh, Reimagined

1/20/2011 - Woman Googles, Solves Own Kidnapping

1/20/2011 - Piers Morgan Producer Defends Absurd Condi Questions

1/20/2011 - Ripped from the Headlines: Your Hardest News Roundup

1/20/2011 - Woman Fired For Getting Married?

1/20/2011 - Watch The Woman Addicted To Eating Couch Cushions

1/20/2011 - This Is What Happens When Dad's In Charge

1/20/2011 - Did Bristol Change Her Son's Last Name To Palin?

1/20/2011 - The Utter Pointlessness Of All That Marriage Advice

1/20/2011 - Scientists Debunk Belief That The Pill Causes Weight Gain

1/20/2011 - Arianna Huffington Is Joe Lieberman's "Sweetheart"

1/20/2011 - Michelle Williams' Spanx Sex Scenes In Blue Valentine

1/20/2011 - Cotton Candy Hair & Matching '80s Jumpsuit? Must Be Nicki Minaj

1/20/2011 - Mother Of Deceased Anorexic Model Takes Her Own Life

1/20/2011 - Why is Captain America ruling our screens and not Wonder Woman?

1/20/2011 - EMT Posted 911 "Swollen Vagina" Call On Facebook

1/20/2011 - Jesse James & Kat Von D Are Engaged

1/20/2011 - Where Are The Women At Highbrow Magazines?

1/20/2011 - A Heavily Photoshopped Khloe Kardashian Does Most Random, Bondage-y, Fashion Cover Ever

1/20/2011 - Walmart Promotes Healthier Foods

1/20/2011 - Twitter's Incredibly Depressing #RulesForGirls

1/20/2011 - Betty White Guzzles Vodka With David Letterman

1/20/2011 - When Going To A White House State Dinner, Show Some Leg

1/20/2011 - The Murder Of Hollywood Publicist Ronni Chasen Has Been Solved

1/20/2011 - House Republicans Frantically Race To Restrict Abortion

1/20/2011 - Amy Poehler's Secret Past As A Model

1/20/2011 - Todd Palin Gets His Very Own Sex Scandal

1/20/2011 - Gabrielle Giffords Stands Up, May Leave Hospital Tomorrow

1/20/2011 - Ke$ha Plans To Assault Us All

1/19/2011 - Ice-T Shares His Pleasurable Experiences With Farting

1/19/2011 - Piers Morgan Asks Condi Rice If She "Dreams Of A Fairytale Wedding"

1/19/2011 - Kim Kardashian Speaks Out Against Teen Pregnancy

1/19/2011 - Big In '11: Impersonating Kate Middleton

1/19/2011 - Your New Zodiac Sign Probably Wouldn't Change Much

1/19/2011 - No Strings Attached Director Uses The F-Word

1/19/2011 - Berlusconi Wants To Pass Laws To Stop His "Persecution"

1/19/2011 - Will New Guidelines Turn Lap-Bands Into Cosmetic Surgery?

1/19/2011 - More Peace Corps Horror Stories, And How You Can Help

1/19/2011 - Jennifer Lopez's American Idol Sham

1/19/2011 - Rush Limbaugh Has A Problem With Nicole Kidman's Baby

1/19/2011 - Oregon State Cancels Conference Keynote Over Porn

1/19/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

1/19/2011 - In Which We Actually Get Excited About A Fashion Magazine

1/19/2011 - Teen Thieves Snort Man's Ashes

1/19/2011 - Reader Roundup: Magical Inter-Species Custody Battle Could Get Ugly

1/19/2011 - The Story Behind Lucy Ricardo's Babies, On-Air and Off

1/19/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict

1/19/2011 - Horrifying Abortion Doctor Charged With Murder

1/19/2011 - What We Can Learn From Gay Parents In The South

1/19/2011 - Joan Rivers Shares Her Favorite Celebrities to Make Fun Of

1/19/2011 - OkCupid Profile Fraud Is The Crime You'd Never Expect

1/19/2011 - That Hair Must Weigh A Ton

1/19/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow's Bonfire Of The Inanities

1/19/2011 - "Bad Barbie" Stars In Bloody Photoshoot

1/19/2011 - Gypsy Wedding's "Grabbing" Courtship Ritual

1/19/2011 - UK Considers Letting Daughters Take The Throne

1/19/2011 - "Hot List" Author Delivers Creepy Woman-Hating Rant

1/19/2011 - Good News For LGBT Hospital Visitation Rights

1/19/2011 - Photoshop Takes Bride's Hand In Marriage

1/19/2011 - Teen Mom 2: Jenelle Finally Realizes "Reality" Of Motherhood

1/19/2011 - China, America United By Love Of Friends Reruns

1/19/2011 - Miranda Kerr Breastfeeds Enormous Monster Baby

1/19/2011 - Baby Dies While Mom Plays Facebook Games

1/19/2011 - Will People Vote For Sarah Palin Out Of "Morbid Curiosity"?

1/19/2011 - J.Lo Officially Runs Out Of Ideas

1/19/2011 - A Buffy mastermind goes back to high school

1/19/2011 - The Overwhelming Perfection That Is Cate Blanchett

1/19/2011 - 6.2 Million Witness Miley's Emancipation

1/19/2011 - Pharmacist Induces Partner's Abortion Against Her Will...And She Married Him

1/19/2011 - Giffords Knew She Might Be Shot, Says Husband

1/19/2011 - Hilary Duff Is Expecting

1/18/2011 - Kirstie Alley Isn't Happy About Ricky Gervais' Scientology Jab

1/18/2011 - Just Accept The Fact That We Know Nothing About Kate Middleton

1/18/2011 - Oprah Says Teen Pregnancy Drove Her To Consider Suicide

1/18/2011 - Women Filling Up Coding Workshops

1/18/2011 - Selma Blair's Dog Interested In What's Hot & What's Not

1/18/2011 - Dating Latinos Doesn’t Make Me Racist

1/18/2011 - Adorable Thing Of The Day: Deer Licks Cat

1/18/2011 - "Post-Orgasm Illness" Sounds Awful

1/18/2011 - Hotel Owners Discriminated Against Gays, All Unmarried Couples

1/18/2011 - Watch Beyoncé Poorly Impersonate A Parfumeur

1/18/2011 - So Meghan McCain And Rachel Maddow Walk Into A NRA Convention...

1/18/2011 - Dog Saves Teen From Being Sexually Assaulted

1/18/2011 - Students Shot At LA High School

1/18/2011 - Booze Makes Beautiful Art

1/18/2011 - Reader Roundup: No One Told Aniston's Teddy Bear Life Was Gonna Be This Way

1/18/2011 - Are Music Video Girls Exploited?

1/18/2011 - Olivia Munn Wants Sarah Jessica Parker To Get Off The Phone

1/18/2011 - Former Football Player Faces Reduced Sexual Assault Charges

1/18/2011 - Holly Madison Doesn't Want To Distract From Hef's Big Day

1/18/2011 - Nicole Kidman's Surrogacy Illegal In Her Hometown

1/18/2011 - Wonder Woman Reboot Won't Make It To TV

1/18/2011 - How To Be Black

1/18/2011 - Facebook Shamings Proposed For Repeat DUI Offenders

1/18/2011 - Crap Dating Advertisements Know No Gender

1/18/2011 - Etsy Finally Takes Down Rape Congratulations Cards

1/18/2011 - Gwen Stefani & Zuma Rossdale Rock Matching Hats

1/18/2011 - Are Women In The Peace Corps At Risk?

1/18/2011 - Following Gwyneth's Latest Advice Costs $3,606.50

1/18/2011 - Why Is Charla Krupp's Horrid Bodysnarking Routine In Time?

1/18/2011 - Susan Miller Soothes All Of Your Fears

1/18/2011 - Vogue Makes Kristen Stewart's Hair, Eyebrows Look As Awkward As Kristen Herself

1/18/2011 - Cheezburgers Apparently Worth $30 Million

1/18/2011 - What Television Will Lose When Regis Retires

1/18/2011 - College Kids Not Learning Much Other Than How To Take Their Meds

1/18/2011 - Jason Segel Sweeps Amy Adams Off Her Feet

1/18/2011 - NYC Parents Unwilling To Laugh At Birth Control Joke

1/18/2011 - Has Fat TV Maxed Out?

1/18/2011 - Leonardo DiCaprio Freaks Out Over And Over (And Over Again)

1/18/2011 - Kate Moss Makes Out With Transsexual Model For LOVE

1/18/2011 - How Snooki's Partying Became A Problem

1/18/2011 - Good News For Gay Marriage In D.C.

1/18/2011 - Dr. Laura Goes Even More Crazy, Fears Her Own "Assassination"

1/18/2011 - L.A. Schools Squash Jamie Oliver's Plans For Food Revolution

1/18/2011 - Globes After-Parties: Highs, Lows And Pasties

1/18/2011 - Sarah Palin Won't "Sit Down And Shut Up"

1/18/2011 - Halftime Lap Dance Contest Classes Up Boston Lacrosse Game

1/18/2011 - Taylor Swift Sets Record Low For Album Sales

1/18/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Hated Her Famous Haircut

1/18/2011 - Bill O'Reilly's Creepy Producer Is Now Stalking Snooki

1/17/2011 - Celebs React To Being Roasted By Ricky Gervais

1/17/2011 - Dov Charney Advertises His Young, Sensitive Side

1/17/2011 - Awesome Student Protest Against High School's "No Touching" Policy

1/17/2011 - Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Welcome Second Daughter

1/17/2011 - What Dumb, Dangerous Games Are Kids Playing These Days?

1/17/2011 - An Intimate Moment Between Jennifer Aniston & Her Hairdresser

1/17/2011 - How To Spot An Emotional Vampire

1/17/2011 - Woman Searches For Long-Lost Mother Spotted In Vintage Fitness Video

1/17/2011 - Oprah's Network Inspired By Seventeen

1/17/2011 - Berlusconi Denies Paying Lots Of Underage Prostitutes

1/17/2011 - 32 Cosmo Covers Offer Sex, Sex & Dirty Sexy Sex

1/17/2011 - A Treasury Of Celebrity Facial Expressions From The Globes

1/17/2011 - Tunisia's Marie Antoinette

1/17/2011 - Can Someone Get Robert Pattinson A Medic?

1/17/2011 - Cornell Frat Hazing Pic Suggests Particularly Unpleasant Brotherhood (Updated)

1/17/2011 - Reader Roundup: Designer Vaginas At Discount Prices

1/17/2011 - Miss America's Thoughts On Wikileaks Amount To Total Gibberish

1/17/2011 - Brangelina's PDA: An Analysis

1/17/2011 - Canadian Airport Security Apologizes For Making 82-Year-Old Woman Cry

1/17/2011 - Beyond "I Have A Dream": Required Reading For MLK Day

1/17/2011 - Opposites Neither Attract Nor Last

1/17/2011 - O.B. Tampons Return To Shelves

1/17/2011 - Woman Accused Of "Sex By Fraud" After Posing As A Man

1/17/2011 - At Golden Globes, Stars Wear Endorsement Deals On Their Sleeves

1/17/2011 - 60-Year-Old Strip Club Waitress Wins Age Discrimination Settlement

1/17/2011 - Michelle Obama Gets A Wonderful Birthday Surprise

1/17/2011 - Moms Lie To Other Moms

1/17/2011 - Guess Who Got Wasted And Fell Down After The Globes?

1/17/2011 - The Battle Over Whether Loughner Is A Misogynist

1/17/2011 - Selma Blair Needs A Belly Rub

1/17/2011 - The Creepy Men Of Pakistan's Sexual Harassment Calendar

1/17/2011 - Gaga Tantalizes Fashion World With Promise Of Brand-New Music

1/17/2011 - New Parental Leave Policy Helps British Dads

1/17/2011 - Globes Fashion: The Bad And The Ugly

1/17/2011 - Brooklyn Decker's Father Helped Her Get Control Of Her Body Issues

1/17/2011 - UBS To Revise Infamous 44-Page Dress Code

1/17/2011 - All Of Ricky Gervais's Most Controversial Moments

1/17/2011 - Globes Fashion: The Good

1/17/2011 - Drag Queen Kitty Hiccups Crowned Miss'd America

1/17/2011 - How Did The "Elite" Ladies Of The Globes Fare?

1/17/2011 - Beautiful People Smarter, Better Than Everyone Else

1/17/2011 - "Designer Vagina" Doctor Sued For Sexual Harassment

1/17/2011 - Here's Giuliana Rancic's Most Annoying Golden Globes Red Carpet Moment

1/17/2011 - Golden Globes Gossip Galore!

1/16/2011 - The Only Two Golden Globes Speeches You Need To Hear

1/16/2011 - Golden Globes: The Complete Winners List

1/16/2011 - Live Coverage: 2011 Golden Globes

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Elisabeth Moss, Julianne, Annette, Warren, Jayma Mays, & Harry Shum Jr.

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Tina Fey, Mandy Moore, Ryan Gosling, Sofia Vergara, and Kevin McHale

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Sandra, J.Lo, Heather Morris, Carrie Underwood, & Bieber

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Natalie, RPattz, Naya Rivera, Kaley Cuoco, Katey Sagal

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Christina Hendricks, Depp, Hathaway, Downey Jr., Tilda

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Brangelina, Clare Danes, Franco, Halle, & Jane Lynch

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Megan Fox, Michelle Williams, Amy Adams, Jon Hamm, & Jenna Ushkowitz

1/16/2011 - Helena Bonham Carter Dares Critics To Mock Her Awesome Ensemble

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Amber Riley, Julie Bowen, Nicole Kidman, Leighton, & Christina Aguilera

1/16/2011 - Live Blogging E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lea Michele, Jake, Mila, & Eva Longoria

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Scarlett, Kelly Osbourne, January, Emma Stone, & Chris Colfer

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Edie Falco, Julia Stiles, Kyra Sedgwick, Olivia Wilde, Dianna Agron

1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Hailee Steinfeld, Melissa Leo, Ryan Kwanten, Gabourey & Jennifer Love

1/16/2011 - Weekend Roundup

1/16/2011 - Sunday Afternoon Thighlights: Viva La Bromance

1/16/2011 - Starbucks To Begin Selling Individually Sized Coffee Vats

1/16/2011 - Brazilian Flood Victim Faces Future

1/16/2011 - Hannah Montana Is Running Away, Never Coming Back

1/16/2011 - Tuscon Shooting Victim's Organs Saved Life Of Boston Girl

1/16/2011 - Eva Mendes Would Love To Be Your Bridesmaid

1/16/2011 - Is Online Dating Site's Matching Criteria Sexist?

1/16/2011 - Divorce Coach Will Build Definition In Your Kicking-Him-To-The-Curb Muscles

1/16/2011 - Helena Bonham Carter Wears Her Sunglasses At Night

1/16/2011 - The Girl's Guide To Having An Abortion

1/16/2011 - Bill Would Allow Schools To Expel Convicted Sex Offenders

1/16/2011 - Ready, Aim, Fire

1/16/2011 - Lotion Is Not Magic, Say Scientists

1/16/2011 - What the Cover of Cosmo Is Telling You (Hint: SEX)

1/16/2011 - Faces Of Miss America

1/16/2011 - Has Kate Middleton Picked A Designer For Her Wedding Dress?

1/16/2011 - Russian Prisoners One Step Closer To GTL

1/16/2011 - REMINDER: Golden Globes Red Carpet Liveblog Starts At 6:15

1/16/2011 - Fairuza Balk Calls To The Guardians of the Watchtowers Of The Dissheveled Mimes

1/16/2011 - Fungus-Covered Worm Promises Increased Virility For Stupid Rich Jerks

1/16/2011 - Contest Combines Adorably Precocious Children, Books, and Video

1/16/2011 - Maria Sharapova Dons Sartorial Fault

1/16/2011 - Wisconsin Christmas Present Contains Methy Surprise

1/16/2011 - Kanye West Has A Better Sense Of Humor Than Britney Spears

1/15/2011 - Live From Jezebel ... It's Saturday Night!

1/15/2011 - Saturday Night Social

1/15/2011 - Marriage Makes Men Nicer, But!

1/15/2011 - No More Ventilator for Gabrielle Giffords

1/15/2011 - Phantom Ball

1/15/2011 - This Cat Just Wants Somebody to Play With

1/15/2011 - Carrots Will Make You Prettier and Yellower (Same Thing)

1/15/2011 - Boning in the Cosmos

1/15/2011 - One Mom's Arrest Sends a Terrible Message to Domestic Violence Victims

1/15/2011 - What a Sevigny/Pauly D Coupling Would Be Like

1/15/2011 - John Mayer Wears His Sunglasses at Night

1/15/2011 - Female Candidate's Personal Life Special-er Than Male Candidates' Lives

1/15/2011 - "Tiger Mother" Getting Nicer With Every Minute

1/15/2011 - She'll Fight For Her Country

1/15/2011 - A History of Silvio Berlusconi's Sex-Scandal Sketchiness

1/15/2011 - Rachel McAdams Skipped School, Watched TV, Got Famous

1/15/2011 - Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight!

1/15/2011 - Bearly There (Updated, With 100% More Actual Bears!)

1/15/2011 - Let Women Soldiers Serve in Combat, Says Panel

1/15/2011 - Teenage Fashionistas, Kardashianistas, and a Bieberstache

1/15/2011 - Oldest African-American Woman Dies at Age 113

1/15/2011 - Young Folks Aren't As Abstinent As They Claim to Be

1/15/2011 - Black Swan Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers

1/14/2011 - Kanye Pokes Fun At His VMA "Scandal"

1/14/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

1/14/2011 - Selena Gomez Removes Purity Ring, Horrifying Parents & Bieber Fans

1/14/2011 - Woman Awarded “Nominal” Settlement After TSA Exposes Her Breasts

1/14/2011 - Pornographer Never Meant To Offend With Hymen Cam

1/14/2011 - Ancient Workout Video Is Hilariously Horrifying

1/14/2011 - Stick A Fork In Faye Dunaway

1/14/2011 - Nation Shocked That Golden Globes Might Not Be Legit

1/14/2011 - Your Astrological Sign Isn't Really Changing, But It Was Fun While It Lasted

1/14/2011 - Berlusconi Investigated For Soliciting Prostitution

1/14/2011 - Celebrity Red Carpet Escort Dude Tells All

1/14/2011 - TGIF!

1/14/2011 - A Woman Has Only One True Achievement

1/14/2011 - Man Hacked Women's Email To Steal Naked Pictures

1/14/2011 - Reader Roundup: The Hokey Pokey Reveals What The Vagina's All About

1/14/2011 - Can You Wear Six Items Or Less?

1/14/2011 - Arizona Gunman's Self Portraits With Red G-String And Gun

1/14/2011 - Coitus Magazine Offers Up An Afternoon Delight

1/14/2011 - The Secret To A Happy Marriage? Be Thinner Than Your Husband

1/14/2011 - Was Jersey Shore Cast Watching Miami While Filming Seaside?

1/14/2011 - 90 Teens Pregnant In One Memphis School

1/14/2011 - Win Sweet Etsy Swag In This Week’s Jezebel Bounty

1/14/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Adopts African Kid

1/14/2011 - Do Women Have A Biological Protection Against Rape?

1/14/2011 - Natalie Portman Is Sick Of The Girl Who Wants To Get Married

1/14/2011 - The Salacious Scenes That Killed The Kennedys Miniseries

1/14/2011 - A New Way For Eight-Year-Olds To Rouge Their Tender Cheeks

1/14/2011 - What To Do With A "Bitch" Gone Mad

1/14/2011 - Vanity Fair Wants Its Women Cattier, Apparently

1/14/2011 - Bra-Gate Is A Lot Less Fun Than It Sounds

1/14/2011 - Jessica Alba Is Not Sure About This Chapeau

1/14/2011 - Japanese Government Worries Teens Aren't Horny Enough

1/14/2011 - Twin Sisters Celebrate 100th Birthday

1/14/2011 - MAC Wants You To Lasso Some Wonder Woman-Inspired Makeup For Spring

1/14/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Has A Message For You

1/14/2011 - This Whitney Houston Impersonation Will Haunt Your Nightmares

1/14/2011 - Charlie's Angels Will Return… Again

1/14/2011 - Iowa Will Let Telemed Abortions Go Forward

1/14/2011 - Patterns & Platforms For Milla Jovovich

1/14/2011 - Demi, Kirsten & Gerard Rock Jewels, Jewel-Tones

1/14/2011 - Class Invited To Vote On New Mom's Grade

1/14/2011 - Smell-O-Vision Device Coming Soon To Your Computer

1/14/2011 - Martha Stewart Gets Stitches After Headbutt From French Bulldog

1/13/2011 - Oh, Shove It Up Your Trousers, Rinna

1/13/2011 - Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean Checks Himself Into Rehab

1/13/2011 - Rihanna Shoots & Scores

1/13/2011 - Ginnifer Goodwin's Family "Best Support System I've Ever Seen"

1/13/2011 - Christina Hendricks Playboy Photos Released On Twitter

1/13/2011 - The Week In Arguably Inappropriate Teacher Behavior

1/13/2011 - Vintage Ad Warns About The "Dangerous Experiment" Of Allowing Women To Vote

1/13/2011 - Lisbeth Salander Bares — Well, Some.

1/13/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Would Like You To Buy Her Shoes For $450

1/13/2011 - "Tiger Mothers" Aren't The Whole Story

1/13/2011 - Reader Roundup: Missing Dog Found Battling Laser Cats

1/13/2011 - Pharmacist Refuses Anti-Bleeding Drug To Woman Because She May Have Had Abortion

1/13/2011 - Listen To Every Breath Sarah Palin Takes

1/13/2011 - The Upside Of A Daughter's Slutty Girlfriends

1/13/2011 - Artist Creates Dress Using 14,235 Rubber Bands

1/13/2011 - Being Yelled At By Millionaire Matchmaker Bad For Business, Life

1/13/2011 - Chess Is One Girl's Ticket Out Of The Slums

1/13/2011 - Social Minefield: A Guide To Flirting

1/13/2011 - Signs Of A Growing Facebook Obsession

1/13/2011 - What Are Your Initial Thoughts About Jessica Biel's Vuitton Bag?

1/13/2011 - The "Marital Bed" Is Going Too Far

1/13/2011 - Oprah Says Depression Made Her Eat "30 Pounds" Of Mac & Cheese

1/13/2011 - Tim Pawlenty Would Reinstate DADT

1/13/2011 - AZ Shooter's Ex Takes Some Blame, But Why?

1/13/2011 - Rihanna Breaks The News Of Her Vogue Cover Shoot

1/13/2011 - Maryland May Recognize Gay Marriage

1/13/2011 - 10 Days In The Breakneck Rise & Fall Of "Golden Voice" Ted Williams

1/13/2011 - If Kanye West Rapped Exclusively About Recipes

1/13/2011 - New Taylor Swift Video Must Contain Secret Message To Jake

1/13/2011 - David Duchovny, Will You Dance With Me?

1/13/2011 - Pregnant Lady Booted From Bar For Totally Inane Reason

1/13/2011 - Crowd Pitches In On National Anthem After Girl's Mic Fails

1/13/2011 - Nicki Minaj's V Cover Is Weird And We Love It

1/13/2011 - A January Day In The Park With January Jones

1/13/2011 - Davos Imposes Gender Quota

1/13/2011 - Big Style At "Big Love"

1/13/2011 - Couple Offers To Name Baby After Whoever Finds Their Dog

1/13/2011 - True Grit's Hailee Steinfeld To Share Stage With Justin Bieber

1/13/2011 - Giffords Opens Her Eyes, Sees A Room Full Of Strong Women

1/13/2011 - Abortion Provider Sues Over Abortion Pill Restrictions

1/13/2011 - Homophobes Gracefully Cancel Plans To Picket Tucson Girl's Funeral

1/13/2011 - Dita Von Teese's Cleavage Too Offensive For TV

1/12/2011 - Look Who Just Joined Jenny!

1/12/2011 - Back When An Advice Columnist Could Hand Down Any Dictate

1/12/2011 - Chanel Video Dares You To Distinguish Models From Dummies

1/12/2011 - Somali Town Bans Women From Working

1/12/2011 - Holly Says Hef "Could Do Better Than Crystal"

1/12/2011 - Move Over Snuggie — "Forever Lazy" Is The Latest In Wearable Blankets

1/12/2011 - A Map Of Abortion Rates By State

1/12/2011 - Text Messages Are Saving Pregnant Women's Lives

1/12/2011 - Olivia Munn's Groin Spurs Maxim Cover Controversy

1/12/2011 - New Program Tracks Sex Offenders With GPS

1/12/2011 - Women's Advocate Murdered In Juarez

1/12/2011 - Shocked Friends Make Breakups Way Worse

1/12/2011 - Nation's Pets Bemused By Recent Snowfall

1/12/2011 - This Year's Super Bowl Ads: All About Girl Power!

1/12/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

1/12/2011 - The "Chew And Screw" Is On The Rise

1/12/2011 - Reader Roundup: Thankfully There's No Teen Mom Nail Polish...Yet

1/12/2011 - Adorable Baby Elephant Plays On The Beach

1/12/2011 - Teen Mom 2: When You're More Of A "Teen" Than A "Mom"

1/12/2011 - Camilla Belle Dazzles On The Runway In Italy

1/12/2011 - Terry Richardson Shot Paris Hilton For A Vogue Cover

1/12/2011 - Fame, Glam, Glitz, "Scripted Reality," Tokyo-Style

1/12/2011 - Cosmo Recommends Harassing Retail Employees

1/12/2011 - College Students Would Rather Get Praised Than Laid

1/12/2011 - Blake Lively's Dress Is Just Plum Gorgeous

1/12/2011 - Attention Mouth Breathers: Your Health Is In Danger

1/12/2011 - Midweek Madness Has Been Postponed

1/12/2011 - Millionaire Matchmaker Takes On Julian Assange

1/12/2011 - Amber Rose Gets Revved Up

1/12/2011 - Debbie Friedman, Jewish Feminist Folk Singer, Dies At 59

1/12/2011 - Glee OPI Polish Lets You Sport "Celibacy Club" Nails

1/12/2011 - The Real Problem With A "Hymen Cam"

1/12/2011 - Johnny Weir Has That Warm & Fuzzy Feeling

1/12/2011 - Horrible D-List Celeb Preaches "Managed Anorexia," Is Shamed

1/12/2011 - How To Make Kissing Creepy. And Warm.

1/12/2011 - Katie Holmes, Face Of Ann Taylor, Coming To A Billboard Near You

1/12/2011 - Sharon Stone's A Lean Mean Leather-Clad Machine

1/12/2011 - The Simpsons: The Latest Disturbing Porn Parody

1/12/2011 - Dramatic Twist On The Fashion Show

1/12/2011 - Kate Hudson Is Also Pregnant

1/12/2011 - Meet The Newest Animal Star: Heidi The Cross-Eyed Opossum

1/12/2011 - Katie & Suri Meet A Piggy At The Petting Zoo

1/12/2011 - Palin's Video Defense Against "Blood Libel"

1/12/2011 - About All The Dead Models In Kanye's Video…

1/12/2011 - Black Magic At "No Strings Attached" Premiere

1/12/2011 - Sarah Jessica Parker Has Her Hands Full

1/12/2011 - Jared Loughner's Scary Online Postings Discuss Rape, Rejection

1/12/2011 - Kate & William Comic Book Needs More Radioactive Spiders

1/12/2011 - Nicole Kidman Is Now Botox-Free

1/12/2011 - How to Reach Jezebel

1/11/2011 - Celebs Are Psyched About Today's Date

1/11/2011 - Jewel & Ty Murray Expecting First Child

1/11/2011 - There Is No "Kathryn Bigelow Effect" This Year

1/11/2011 - Finding Pleasure Reading About Someone In Pain

1/11/2011 - Mom & Daughter Are Ready For The Big Snow Fall

1/11/2011 - Lanvin Designer Alber Elbaz: "I See Internets Every Morning"

1/11/2011 - Nepal Adds "Third Gender" To Census

1/11/2011 - Feel-Good Alert! Flash-Mob Wedding Goes Viral

1/11/2011 - Subway Drivers May Strike During Royal Wedding

1/11/2011 - American Pets Deprived Of Birthday Party Fun

1/11/2011 - Miley Cyrus' New Role "Edgier, Darker," Ominous

1/11/2011 - Reader Roundup: We Have The Formula For Online Dating Success

1/11/2011 - Sofia Vergara & Heather Morris Explain It's "Nuthin' But a Glee Thang"

1/11/2011 - Busy Hormone Causes Racism, Love & Angry Hamsters

1/11/2011 - The Julian Assange Coloring Book Begs You To Deface Him

1/11/2011 - Scary Shrinks And Crack Pipes Shed Light On "Tiger Mother" Controversy

1/11/2011 - Crap Email From A Dude: "The Unsteady Seating Of Mirrors"

1/11/2011 - "Golden Voice" Ted Williams Detained By Police

1/11/2011 - The Depressing Realities Of Rape Statistics

1/11/2011 - Swiss Village Will Execute Dogs Of Tax-Dodgers

1/11/2011 - Sandra Lee's Virginal White Fetish

1/11/2011 - Lucy Liu Takes Her Best Shot

1/11/2011 - The Evolution Of Moms

1/11/2011 - Eyelash Enhancer Could Help With Baldness

1/11/2011 - How Coke Lied About Vitaminwater & Felt No Shame

1/11/2011 - ATMs Are As Filthy As Public Toilets

1/11/2011 - Is This A Banner Year For Young Women Onscreen?

1/11/2011 - 39-Year-Old Lucy Is The World's Oldest Cat

1/11/2011 - Hoarders: Man Lives With Thousands Of Uncaged Pet Rats

1/11/2011 - Mika Brzezinski Denies She's Being Silenced On Morning Joe

1/11/2011 - Why Your Dating Profile Should Emphasize Your "Worst" Feature

1/11/2011 - Have You Played The Black Swan Game?

1/11/2011 - Rachel Zoe Sees Her Fashion Line Sitting Beside Alexander Wang And DVF

1/11/2011 - A Glossy Moment Of Zen With Kim Kardashian

1/11/2011 - Kathie Lee Attempts To Slut-Shame Snooki

1/11/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Damages New Range Rover

1/11/2011 - "Tiger Mother" Backpedals On Hyper-Strict Parenting Advice

1/11/2011 - Everything's Coming Up Roses For Snooki

1/11/2011 - Male Leader Of Female Sex Offender Ring Sentenced

1/11/2011 - Did Caroline Kennedy & Maria Shriver Kill The Kennedys Miniseries?

1/11/2011 - Michelle Williams' Getup Another Critical Success

1/11/2011 - The New 90210 Is Really Different From The Old 90210

1/11/2011 - Wingnut Says Gays In Military Caused Mass Bird Deaths

1/11/2011 - Big Love Creators: Chloe Sevigny Was Drunk When She Called Show "Awful"

1/11/2011 - Scarlett Johansson Devastated By Ryan & Sandra's Relationship

1/10/2011 - Atlanta Housewives Have Axes To Grind At Reunion Taping

1/10/2011 - Marion Cotillard Is Pregnant

1/10/2011 - Back When Drag Was "Adult Reading"

1/10/2011 - Pioneering Photographer's Work Discovered By Lucky Auction-Goer

1/10/2011 - Eat Cake, At Versailles

1/10/2011 - Josh Is Mild & Diane Is Wild

1/10/2011 - Vintage Makeup Ads Turn You From Loser To Irresistible!

1/10/2011 - Male Chastity Belt Now A Reality

1/10/2011 - This Man Will Speak For Subway Pervs Everywhere

1/10/2011 - For The Bitter Wannabe Princesses Out There...

1/10/2011 - Former "World's Fattest Man" Sues British National Health Service

1/10/2011 - Reader Roundup: Is Your Breakfast Cereal Plotting Against You?

1/10/2011 - Dog Custody Gets Ugly

1/10/2011 - Mom Bikes To Hospital During Labor

1/10/2011 - Better Mental Health Care Won't End Murder, But It Will Save Lives

1/10/2011 - Miss Delaware Lives With Baldness, Competes Wearing Wigs

1/10/2011 - Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin "Hates Violence"

1/10/2011 - Leighton's Accessories Are Red Hot

1/10/2011 - "Witch-Hunts" On The Rise In Rural India

1/10/2011 - Luvs Diapers Won't Leak During Baby Pooping Contest

1/10/2011 - How To Look Younger

1/10/2011 - A Quiet Moment With Barack & Michelle

1/10/2011 - Model Admits To Castrating Gay Activist, But Not Sleeping With Him

1/10/2011 - Watch JWoww & Snooki Attack "Italian Wannabe" Joy Behar

1/10/2011 - Scientist Who Collected 320,000 Baby Teeth Dies At 90

1/10/2011 - Clearing Up "Rumors" Of RHOA's Apollo's Criminal History

1/10/2011 - Brittany Snow Lashes Out

1/10/2011 - The Atlantic Weeps For The Sad, Slutty Drunk Girls

1/10/2011 - Older Women More Likely To Have Sex On First Date

1/10/2011 - Joan Vass, Who "Broke Every Rule Of The Business," Dead At 85

1/10/2011 - Sophia Bush Is Ever-So-Slightly Ruffled

1/10/2011 - The Problem With The Special K Challenge

1/10/2011 - Work-Life Balance For Ultra-Orthodox Female Soldiers

1/10/2011 - Rumor-Plagued Giada Says She Loves Being A "Traditional" Wife

1/10/2011 - Bullock's Bangin' Bangs

1/10/2011 - Ginnifer Goodwin Is Healthy & Not A Scary Alien Cat

1/10/2011 - Is Spike Telling Lindsay To Do The Right Thing?

1/10/2011 - What Happened In Palm Springs?

1/10/2011 - Australian Couple Fights To Have A Girl Through IVF, Aborted Twin Male Fetuses

1/10/2011 - Listen To Britney's New Track, "Hold It Against Me"

1/10/2011 - Words, Guns Blamed In Gabrielle Giffords Shooting

1/10/2011 - 15 Years Later, Lawyer Decides To Prove O.J.'s Innocence

1/10/2011 - Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant

1/9/2011 - Weekend Roundup

1/9/2011 - Ecstatic Minnie Mouse Photobombs Half Marathon Winner

1/9/2011 - Bereaved Berate British Bad Boy Baby Bedazzler

1/9/2011 - Kate Middleton Is A Cougar

1/9/2011 - Diamonds On The Tops Of Her Shoes

1/9/2011 - Sarah Palin Currently Enjoying Backpedalapalooza

1/9/2011 - Museum Hosts Dick Marathon

1/9/2011 - Supremely Happy

1/9/2011 - Name The New Beckham

1/9/2011 - Another Perspective On Women And Addiction

1/9/2011 - Rachel McAdams Sees Red

1/9/2011 - Minnesotan Pregnancy Survives Tornado-Dropped Cow

1/9/2011 - Website Retroactively Lusts After Dead Historical Figures

1/9/2011 - Eye And Foot On The Ball

1/9/2011 - Ten Ways To Get Fit On A Tiny Budget

1/9/2011 - Can Fetuses See?

1/9/2011 - Back in Pink

1/9/2011 - Congresswoman Giffords Reportedly Able To Communicate

1/9/2011 - Living In Sin Can End In Hell

1/9/2011 - The King's Peach

1/9/2011 - Rachel Dratch Reviews The Year In Boston Accents

1/9/2011 - Toe The Line

1/9/2011 - Miss England May Be Deployed To Afghanistan

1/9/2011 - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Not Tolerate Being Laughed At

1/8/2011 - Live From Jezebel ... It's Saturday Night!

1/8/2011 - Saturday Night Social

1/8/2011 - Bored By Kim Kardashian's Body? Let's Talk About Kourtney's, Then!

1/8/2011 - Political Pooch Looks Pooped

1/8/2011 - Have Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Split?

1/8/2011 - Honorable Woman Becomes Your Honor

1/8/2011 - Somali Town Bans Man-Woman Handshakes and Other Perfectly Innocent Things

1/8/2011 - Vermont Kids Won't Party If They Can't Grind

1/8/2011 - No Second Season for Sarah Palin's Alaska

1/8/2011 - Do More Bowie Covers, Please

1/8/2011 - Jane Velez-Mitchell Not Amused By Awful "Rape Congratulations" Cards

1/8/2011 - Dog and His Owner Save Girl From Sex Attack

1/8/2011 - Faking a Casting Call to Abduct a Baby: Not a Good Idea

1/8/2011 - Behold Keri Hilson, Blonde Bombshell

1/8/2011 - Arizona Congresswoman Shot in the Head (Updated)

1/8/2011 - Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight!

1/8/2011 - Sleepy Puppy Says Hello

1/8/2011 - Emmanuelle Alt to Become French Vogue Editrix

1/8/2011 - Your Bestest Shitfaced Stories

1/8/2011 - The Night Ella Fitzgerald Was Arrested For "Shooting Dice"

1/8/2011 - Watch This Woman Swallow a Sword

1/8/2011 - Poor Gwyneth Paltrow

1/8/2011 - Sisters Starting Over

1/8/2011 - Become Perfect By Following Exciting New "Managed Anorexia" Plan

1/8/2011 - Family Values Types Really Peeved About ... Passport Forms?

1/8/2011 - The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and Reconciliations

1/7/2011 - Kelly Bensimon's Farts Are Delicious

1/7/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

1/7/2011 - Show Off Your Christmas Cookie Bloat With 3 Hideous Swimsuits From Victoria's Secret

1/7/2011 - Teen Mom Amber Parties With Paparazzi, Gary Starts A Clothing Line

1/7/2011 - Lena Dunham's Comedy Girls Is Coming To HBO

1/7/2011 - Stick A Fork In Zora Neale Hurston

1/7/2011 - Camille Grammer: Kelsey Forced Me to Do Real Housewives

1/7/2011 - Romantic Thoughts For That Special Someone

1/7/2011 - Say Hello To Natalie Portman's Little Friend

1/7/2011 - "James Van Der Week" Rehabilitates Actor's Post-Dawson's Creek Image

1/7/2011 - The Uniform Beauty Of Asian Women "Before And After Makeup"

1/7/2011 - TGIF!

1/7/2011 - Anti-Choice Leaders Freak Out Over NYC Abortion Rate

1/7/2011 - Jersey Shore: What Makes Sammi Suck?

1/7/2011 - Win Deliciously Stylish Accessories In This Week's Jezebel Bounty

1/7/2011 - Reader Roundup: There's More Than One Way To Kill A Boner

1/7/2011 - Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer's Dog Day Afternoon

1/7/2011 - New York Post Cruelly Mocks Non-Famous Older Lady

1/7/2011 - The Lesbian Sister Who Sparked A Deportation Debate

1/7/2011 - Edwards Kids To Get $1.5 Million

1/7/2011 - The Art Of Getting Dressed While Drunk

1/7/2011 - Further Evidence Suri Cruise Is An Obvious Fashion Icon

1/7/2011 - This Is What Happens When Polaroid Lets Lady Gaga Design Something

1/7/2011 - Images You Should Not Masturbate To

1/7/2011 - Oprah's Confusing Filibuster...Confuses

1/7/2011 - Toddlers & Tiaras Baby Strips Down To Madonna Cone-Bra

1/7/2011 - Miss America Contestant To Push For Gay Rights During Pageant

1/7/2011 - JWoww's Ex Tenderly Describes Her Cellulite

1/7/2011 - Sandra Bullock's Feeling Flaky

1/7/2011 - Lady-Tears Are Total Bonerkillers

1/7/2011 - The Picture That Caused A Fight Between Anna Wintour And Grace Coddington

1/7/2011 - Circumcised Men Less Likely To Transmit HPV

1/7/2011 - Jake Gyllenhaal Rides The Subway...Into Your Dreams

1/7/2011 - An Imaginary Conversation Between Jennifer Aniston And Her Agent

1/7/2011 - What Was Drew Wearing? And Other Red Carpet Questions

1/7/2011 - Johnny Weir Steps Out Of The Glass Closet

1/7/2011 - Comatose Teen Girl Gets A Jaywalking Ticket

1/7/2011 - Sisters Win Freedom In Exchange For Kidney

1/7/2011 - Joe Biden's Awkward And Unsolicited Dating Advice For Girls

1/7/2011 - New Music From Britney Spears Finally Arrives

1/6/2011 - The Days Are Now Bleak, Not Festive, For Mimi

1/6/2011 - Salon's Broadsheet Sadly Shuttered

1/6/2011 - Epic Ladymag Meltdown Causes Duplicate Cover Fuck-Up

1/6/2011 - Holly Madison "Very Surprised" By Hugh Hefner's Engagement

1/6/2011 - A Horrifying Image From The Season Finale Of Hoarders

1/6/2011 - Woman Auditions To Be First Female Game Show Announcer

1/6/2011 - Enquirer Claims John Edwards, Rielle Hunter Engaged

1/6/2011 - Leighton Matches Sweater To Sweet Thing

1/6/2011 - Because Sometimes We Get Hot Pepper Down There

1/6/2011 - Before Rosie the Riveter, There Were "Farmerettes"

1/6/2011 - A Handy Guide To Popular Lady-Image Clichés

1/6/2011 - Blake Incites Bag & Boot Envy

1/6/2011 - Anna Nicole's Doctor And Sleazy Live-In Lawyer Escape Felony Convictions

1/6/2011 - And Now, Watch A Small Dog Rotating As Smooth Jazz Plays

1/6/2011 - Noted Pick-Up Artist Allegedly Shoots A Woman In The Face [Updated]

1/6/2011 - Reader Roundup: Accepting A Marriage Proposal Should Cost Less Than A McChicken Sandwich

1/6/2011 - Social Minefield: How To Deal With Shyness

1/6/2011 - Divorce Court Judge Rules That Couple Are Morons

1/6/2011 - Higher ED Risk For Girls Whose Friends Watch TV

1/6/2011 - Foot Fungus Is Scientific Proof That Uggs Are Bad

1/6/2011 - How And Why To Make Tea

1/6/2011 - Cosmo's Fake Cover Hides Orgasms From Advertisers

1/6/2011 - Hugh Hefner & Fiancée Crystal Harris, Circa 2003

1/6/2011 - Making It Manly, Or How To Sell A Car

1/6/2011 - The Starbucks Siren Is The Most Powerful Woman In The World

1/6/2011 - Cross-Sex Strip Search Ruled Unconstitutional

1/6/2011 - Emma Stone Gives Her Pooch A Smooch

1/6/2011 - We Get It, You Hate Your Kids

1/6/2011 - 2011 Animal-Death Map Doesn't Make You Feel Any Better About Things

1/6/2011 - Romanian Witches Protest Taxes With Spells & Hexes

1/6/2011 - Kendra And Bethenny Dissect Their Own Body-Image Issues

1/6/2011 - A Guide To Finding Bookstore Cats

1/6/2011 - What The Angle Of Your Ponytail Says About You

1/6/2011 - Craigslist Poster Explains Her Quest For Platonic Love

1/6/2011 - Get Ready For Snooki Jeans, Snooki Perfume, And Snooki Lingerie

1/6/2011 - Downton Abbey, I Just Can't Quit You

1/6/2011 - Post-Rehab Lindsay Can't Keep Off The Grass

1/6/2011 - Injured Turtle & Goose Saved With Creative Prosthetics

1/6/2011 - The Worst Red Carpet We Have Ever Seen

1/6/2011 - Elizabeth Edwards Cut John Out Of Her Will

1/6/2011 - Study Linking Autism And Vaccines Was A Total Fraud

1/6/2011 - Woman Accepts Wedding Proposal For $1 On Groupon

1/6/2011 - Nicole Kidman Tells Jennifer Aniston She Prayed For A Man

1/5/2011 - Kelly Osbourne Is Having A Bad Day

1/5/2011 - The Corrupted Race For Female Viagra

1/5/2011 - Christina Aguilera Lives With Boyfriend & Ex-Husband In One House

1/5/2011 - You Could Waste Hours Designing Vibrators On Made To Pleasure's Site

1/5/2011 - Meet The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer And Brief. Or, Don't.

1/5/2011 - He'll Love You More When You're Rejected And Vulnerable

1/5/2011 - Get Your Maternity Spanx While They're Hot

1/5/2011 - Perez Hilton Thinks His "Biological Clock" Is Ticking

1/5/2011 - French Vogue's Sexy Kiddie Spread Is Misunderstood

1/5/2011 - Plague Update: More Dead Birds, Fish, & Crabs Confirm Forthcoming Apocalypse

1/5/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

1/5/2011 - Weatherwoman Admits She Made Up Central Park Attack

1/5/2011 - Is Courtney Love's Twitter Respected Enough To Warrant A Lawsuit?

1/5/2011 - Reader Roundup: Modern-Day Marie Antoinette Says, "Let Them Eat Chanel"

1/5/2011 - Bridesmaid Drops Out Of Wedding With Epic Email, Credits Her "Power Animal"

1/5/2011 - "Don't Think I Am Overly Interested In You, But I Love To Hunt :)"

1/5/2011 - Golden Voice Update!

1/5/2011 - The Harrowing Date-Rape Scene From Snooki's Book

1/5/2011 - Sex Toy Exec Victim Of World's Most Inept Poisoning

1/5/2011 - The Original Love Story, Documented For Posterity

1/5/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Ryan & Sandra Are A Perfect Fit

1/5/2011 - Editing Ross Douthat

1/5/2011 - Lithuania Smells Like Pagans And Musk

1/5/2011 - Heidi Klum's Daughter Has Her Arm Amputated By In Touch

1/5/2011 - What Comes After Kathie Lee's "Winesday"?

1/5/2011 - Women Lose A Major Ally In Pakistan

1/5/2011 - Blake Lively: Chanel Is A Purse Made Of Dreams

1/5/2011 - Swiffer Reaches Out To The Filthy, Lonely Ladies

1/5/2011 - Women Aren't The Only Infertile Ones Around Here

1/5/2011 - Emmanuelle Alt May Be Carine Roitfeld's Successor At French Vogue

1/5/2011 - Millionaire Matchmaker Clashes With "Plumpty Dumpty" Female Client

1/5/2011 - More Creative Ladies Rob Banks

1/5/2011 - The Kind Of Premiere That's Attended Mostly By Real Housewives

1/5/2011 - Woman Calls 911 To Force Boyfriend To Propose

1/5/2011 - ESPN Fires Announcer Over "Sweet Baby" Dig

1/5/2011 - Girls Who Start Periods Earlier At Higher Risk For Depression

1/5/2011 - Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal No Longer Singing "You Belong With Me"

1/4/2011 - Toni Braxton Is Considering Posing For Playboy

1/4/2011 - Sherri Shepherd Is Engaged

1/4/2011 - Grandmas Can Be Punk Rock, Badass & Glamorous

1/4/2011 - Parents Sue School For Hair Policy

1/4/2011 - How To Turn A Doll Into An Action Figure

1/4/2011 - Thomas Ex To Pen Salacious Tell-All

1/4/2011 - What Women Want From Comics

1/4/2011 - Jude & Sienna Step Off The Plane Slightly Wrinkled

1/4/2011 - The Hilarious Fucking Masses Tell 2010 To Fuck Off, Too

1/4/2011 - Nursing Student Expelled For Facebook Placenta Pic

1/4/2011 - Ryan Gosling Obviously Sings My Little Pony Theme Song

1/4/2011 - Research Proves What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger

1/4/2011 - Disturbing Sexual Assault Involving Two Men, A Woman & A Snake

1/4/2011 - Reader Roundup: Hugh Hefner Disney Movie Definitely Has A Happy Ending

1/4/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's New Beach House Is Full Of Paparazzi-Friendly Windows

1/4/2011 - MTV Will Most Likely Ruin UK's Edgy Teen Drama Series

1/4/2011 - Paula Abdul Is Totally Sober, Except For In All Of These Clips

1/4/2011 - New Version Of Huckleberry Finn Eliminates "N" Word

1/4/2011 - Wouldn't You Like To Know What's Inside Ralph Lauren's Garage?

1/4/2011 - Kanye's Completely Conspicuous Yet Cozy Coat

1/4/2011 - Happy Gay Teens Are Worth Studying Too

1/4/2011 - Homeless Man with Golden Radio Voice Will Have Your Ears Ringing for Days

1/4/2011 - Twitter Offers A Rich Variety Of Selena Gomez Death Threats

1/4/2011 - JamesVanDerMeme: A Gif For Every Occasion!

1/4/2011 - Hef Dodges The Baby-Oil Yeast Infection Issue

1/4/2011 - Duggar's Umpteenth Son Has A Very Wholesome Rifle

1/4/2011 - Deep-Pocketed Woman Will Pay For Platonic Love

1/4/2011 - Creator Of The BeeHive Gets Her Due As National Treasure

1/4/2011 - The Legendary Judith Jamison Retires

1/4/2011 - Some Questions About The Justin Bieber Cover Of Vanity Fair

1/4/2011 - Why Earn Money When Your Husband Can Do It For You?

1/4/2011 - Rising Literary Star Snooki Discusses Her Novel

1/4/2011 - Scalia Says Constitution Doesn't Protect Women

1/4/2011 - Ridiculous L'Oréal Ad Stars Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Alba, Jane Fonda And Just About Everyone Else

1/4/2011 - Burger Joint Lady Hasn't Had A Vacation In 38 Years

1/4/2011 - Estrogen May Promote Spread Of Oral Cancer In Women

1/4/2011 - See True Grit's Hailee Steinfeld In A KMart Commercial

1/4/2011 - Miley Preaches The Wonders Of Salvia

1/4/2011 - Vinny From Jersey Shore Debuts His Bully-Fighting Clothing Line

1/4/2011 - 10-Year-Old Girl Discovers Supernova

1/4/2011 - Massage Therapists Sue Brett Favre For Sexting

1/4/2011 - Douchey Naval Captain Suspended Over "Inappropriate" Videos

1/4/2011 - Lady Gaga Spent Christmas Playing With Balls

1/3/2011 - Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Baby Bump

1/3/2011 - Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds Spend New Year's Eve Together

1/3/2011 - Holiday Revels May Leave Us With "Social Jet Lag"

1/3/2011 - As Another "Comfort Woman" Dies, The Window For Reparation Grows Ever-Smaller

1/3/2011 - Salma Hayek Makes A Splash

1/3/2011 - "Don't Shit Where You Eat" Grosses Out A Nation

1/3/2011 - Anxieties Revealed In New Networking Site For Gays In Military

1/3/2011 - 3 Important Things To Note About Lady Gaga's New Album

1/3/2011 - Kim Kardashian Admits She's An Opportunist In Glamour

1/3/2011 - Woman Sorta Stabs Boyfriend Over Facebook Page

1/3/2011 - Reader Roundup: Imminent Apocalypse Has A Silver Lining

1/3/2011 - New Yorker Boycotted For Lack of Female Writers

1/3/2011 - Lil Wayne's Teddy Bear Sneakers Can Be Yours

1/3/2011 - Less Drama, More Cupcakes & Anal: Your Resolutions For 2011

1/3/2011 - How To Knit A Giant Sweater For A Bull

1/3/2011 - Blow-up Sex Doll Causes Car Accident

1/3/2011 - Chloë Sevigny's All Set With A Bikini, A Bottle & A Bite To Eat

1/3/2011 - Princeton Alums, State Dept. Staffer Run Revolting Sex Contest

1/3/2011 - Setting The World Record For Coldest Burlesque Show

1/3/2011 - Trendcasting: Pie Will Be Big In 2011

1/3/2011 - Kim Kardashian "Accidentally" Takes On The Music Biz

1/3/2011 - Russian Spy Stars In Russian Spy Spoof

1/3/2011 - Teen Riot Closes Wisconsin Mall

1/3/2011 - Sandra Lee Surpasses Expectations, Puts Pet Bird In A Diaper

1/3/2011 - Are You Excited By The Leaked Justin Timberlake Track? [Updated]

1/3/2011 - Why Are Our Brains Are Shrinking?

1/3/2011 - 100,000 Dead Fish In Arkansas Raise Suspicions Of Biblical Plague

1/3/2011 - Cammie D & A-Rod Look A Little Partied Out

1/3/2011 - The Fascinating Mundaneness Of Oprah's Life

1/3/2011 - ESPN Announcer Pulled For "Sweetcakes" Comment

1/3/2011 - Taylor Swift And Blake Lively Are The Worst Ladymag Cover Stars

1/3/2011 - What Does Casey Anthony's Sex Life Have To Do With It?

1/3/2011 - Incredibly Devoted Wildlife Activist To Live With Lions For 30 Days

1/3/2011 - Princess Boy Appears In Pink Floofy Skirts, Made To Twirl By Meredith Vieira

1/3/2011 - Stars And Their Boobs Ring In The New Year

1/3/2011 - Pete Postlethwaite Dead At 64

1/3/2011 - Navy Officer Creates Dopey Homophobic Jerk-Off Video

1/3/2011 - Righteous Oprah Fans Angered By OWN Cable Fees

1/3/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's Post-Rehab Comeback Plan Involves Butterflies

1/2/2011 - Sunday Night Social

1/2/2011 - Indepen-Dance

1/2/2011 - The Ever-Evolving Boyfriend Checklist

1/2/2011 - Kathy Griffin's New Year's Resolution: Offend Willow Palin

1/2/2011 - Semi-Religious With Sandra Lee

1/2/2011 - Oh, Great. A New Season Of The Bachelor.

1/2/2011 - Mother of Ronaldo's Child Wants To See Her Son

1/2/2011 - Sunday Thighlights: Leg Hugs For Everyone

1/2/2011 - Iranian Government Scrooges Valentine's Day

1/2/2011 - Fitness For Cheapskates

1/2/2011 - Ladies Be Photo Opping

1/2/2011 - Can You Eat Your Way To Choosing The Sex Of Your Baby?

1/2/2011 - God Warms Up For 2012 By Causing Birds To Fall From Sky

1/2/2011 - Grin And Polar Bear It

1/2/2011 - British Ironwoman Makes All Other Humans Look Lazy

1/2/2011 - Lindsay Lohan: Like Gandhi, But With Leggings

1/2/2011 - STD Registry is Thousands Of Open, Oozing Lawsuits Waiting To Happen

1/2/2011 - Inflation All I Ever Wanted

1/2/2011 - Ambitious Naming A Sure Path To Stardom

1/2/2011 - No Thmoking, Pleath

1/2/2011 - You Can't Win 'Em All

1/2/2011 - Facebook Oversharing Gets Placental

1/2/2011 - Fist Pump

1/2/2011 - Is Pie The New Cake?

1/2/2011 - Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life

1/1/2011 - Saturday Night Social

1/1/2011 - At Least We've Got Procreation Down Pat

1/1/2011 - Rosy Royalty

1/1/2011 - Want a Happy Relationship? Think About Yourself More

1/1/2011 - What Weighty Matters Will The New Year Bring?

1/1/2011 - Money Makes Women Seek Out Hotter, Older Partners

1/1/2011 - World-Traveling Couple Inspires Awe and Sadness

1/1/2011 - She's Taking Over

1/1/2011 - Good Grief: Now Black Swan's Influencing Our Wardrobes, Too

1/1/2011 - Santa-Straddling Ke$ha Vows Not to Become a Douchebag in '11

1/1/2011 - Domestic Violence Wallpaper Will Spruce up Your Drab Dining Room

1/1/2011 - Keyboard Cat Celebrates New Year's With Fireworks and Song

1/1/2011 - What's Next For 2010's Worst Dudes?

1/1/2011 - Irin Carmon TV Appearances

1/1/2011 - Arizona's Ethnic Studies Ban Now in Effect

1/1/2011 - She Needs the Binoculars to See Her Toes

1/1/2011 - Slim-Down Surgery Slims Down Your Wallet

1/1/2011 - Convicted Rapist Seeks Right to Starve to Death

1/1/2011 - Where Are We Headed With Reproductive Rights?

1/1/2011 - Fuck Yeah, 2011

1/1/2011 - M.I.A. Releases WikiLeaky, Zeitgeisty Mixed Tape

1/1/2011 - Oprah's Oprahtastic TV Channel Has Launched, Finally

1/1/2011 - Is Meg Ryan Dating Newly Separated John Mellencamp?