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2011 January
1/30/2011 - Sunday Night Shenanigans
1/30/2011 - Kim Cattrall Has Always Been On A Diet
1/30/2011 - Every Rose Has Its Hot Atlantic City Pink Thorn
1/30/2011 - Cheerleaders Shake Their Moneymakers
1/30/2011 - I've Got You, Beige
1/30/2011 - Former New York Public Schools Chancellor Wishes He Could Have Fired More Teachers
1/30/2011 - Child Kicked Out Of School For Peeing Self
1/30/2011 - What's Up, Doc?
1/30/2011 - Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Gift That Says "Go Clean Stuff"
1/30/2011 - The Cat Whisperer Runs Out Of Secrets
1/30/2011 - Brazil Fashion Week Showcases Perfect Job Interview Outfits
1/30/2011 - Middle Eastern Promises
1/30/2011 - Don't Let The Right Wing Redefine Rape
1/30/2011 - The Seaweed Is Always Greener
1/30/2011 - Chris Brown Wants Restraining Order Against Him Lifted
1/30/2011 - Is It Ever Okay To Make A Relationship Ultimatum?
1/30/2011 - Everyone Loves A Hairless Pussy
1/30/2011 - Connecticut Authorities Almost Located Kidnapped Woman 5 Years Ago
1/30/2011 - Sheath Your Excalibur With A Commemorative Royal Wedding Condom
1/30/2011 - Tank Girl
1/30/2011 - Hillary Clinton Desperate for Egyptian Democracy, Grandchildren
1/30/2011 - Unmarried 29-Year Old New York Blogger Somehow A Novelty
1/30/2011 - Islamabadass
1/30/2011 - Your Favorite New Kid On The Block Was Gay The Whole Time
1/30/2011 - Charlie Sheen Has Several Perfectly Reasonable Excuses
1/29/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
1/29/2011 - Saturday Night Social
1/29/2011 - Visual effects reel breaks down Black Swan's avian weirdness
1/29/2011 - Science Teachers Have Creationism On The Books
1/29/2011 - The Gender Gap in Wages
1/29/2011 - Reminder:
SNL
Live Thread Tonight!
1/29/2011 - Perform the Kama Sutra with Your Laptop
1/29/2011 - Would You Spend One Night With Charlie Sheen For $30K?
1/29/2011 - Is It Her Cleavage, Or Her Soul?
1/29/2011 - Elton John Is Very Sorry For Saying The Following On Live Radio
1/29/2011 - We Are Experiencing...How Do You Say...Difficulties
1/28/2011 - James Cameron Joins Twitter
1/28/2011 - Wingnut Wants You To Speak Out Against Anal Sex
1/28/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
1/28/2011 - Jaime Pressly Files For Divorce
1/28/2011 - Because The Night Belongs To Colette
1/28/2011 - The Best Of Haute Couture Week
1/28/2011 - Okay, So Maybe Facebook Won't Completely Destroy Your Soul
1/28/2011 - Rose McGowan's Shoes Have Thorns
1/28/2011 - Male Models Give Us Their Best Pick-Up Lines
1/28/2011 - MSNBC Should Give Meghan McCain Her Own Show
1/28/2011 - Why Does Charlie Get Sympathy While Lindsay Is Scorned?
1/28/2011 - Dress Code: Reader Questions, Answered
1/28/2011 - TGIF!
1/28/2011 - Crystal Renn's Agency Says She's A Size 2
1/28/2011 - Reader Roundup: Barbra Is A Funny Girl, Even On The Treadmill
1/28/2011 -
Jersey Shore
: Ain't No Shame In A Little Analingus
1/28/2011 - Dad Fires A Shot In The War On Pink
1/28/2011 - House Republicans' New Definition of "Rape-Rape"
1/28/2011 - Michelle Obama Applauds Service With A Smile
1/28/2011 - Straight Guys Have No Problem With Your Cheating, So Long As It's With A Girl
1/28/2011 - Jezebel Bounty: Prizes for Witty Commenters With a Penchant for Pendants
1/28/2011 - Ken's Nefarious Plot To Win Barbie Back
1/28/2011 - Gluing Your Lips Together Is Actually A Fashion "Don't"
1/28/2011 - Ed Westwick's Boots Are Red Hot
1/28/2011 - The 10 Real Life Lessons Of Fruit Ninja
1/28/2011 - Should Women Even Care About the Best Director Oscar?
1/28/2011 - School Board Official Says Hiring Pregnant Woman Would Be "Worthless"
1/28/2011 - Sexist Sportscasters Are Welcome At Al Jazeera
1/28/2011 - Lose Weight, Win A
Self
Internship!
1/28/2011 - Peggy Orenstein Answers Your Questions, Right Here And Now
1/28/2011 - Here Are Your New Charlie's Angels
1/28/2011 -
Teen Mom
Advertiser Has Secret Pro-Life Agenda
1/28/2011 - Behold: Barbra Streisand Works Out On A Yacht
1/28/2011 - Marriage Is The Cure For All That Ails You
1/28/2011 - Baptiste Giabiconi Isn't Sure Why Karl Lagerfeld Loves Him
1/28/2011 - "I'm Not Buying It" Targets Super Bowl Sex Trafficking
1/28/2011 - Today: Peggy Orenstein Talks Cinderella And Sexting In The Comments
1/28/2011 - This Man Who Loves Selena Gomez Is Kidding, Right?
1/28/2011 - The Women Of Television Celebrate Themselves
1/28/2011 - Washington University Cancels Bristol Palin's "Sex Week" Appearance
1/28/2011 - The Rape Kit Story We Don't Want To Read Anymore
1/28/2011 - Winter Can't Get Much Worse If You're A Reindeer With A Penis
1/28/2011 - Second Underage Woman Named In Never-Ending Berlusconi Probe
1/28/2011 - The Kardashian Sisters Explain Their "Talents" to Piers Morgan
1/28/2011 - Does Oprah's New Sister Need To Be Approved By Gayle?
1/27/2011 - Watch 15-Year-Old Natalie Portman Play Sally Bowles
1/27/2011 - Charlie Sheen Hospitalized, Had "Briefcase Full Of Cocaine"
1/27/2011 - Girl-Scout Cookies On Endangered Confections List
1/27/2011 - Saying "Literally" All The Time Is Literally An Issue
1/27/2011 - Why Does Sarah Jessica Parker Have Clothespins On Her Uggs?
1/27/2011 - Bath Salts Are The Latest Drug Craze And/Or Menace
1/27/2011 - In Defense Of The Gay White Male
1/27/2011 - It's Only A Matter Of Time Before We're All Dressing Like
True Grit
Characters
1/27/2011 - The Mystery Of Jackie Kennedy's Pink Pillbox
1/27/2011 - The Girl Store Wants You To "Buy A Girl Her Life Back"
1/27/2011 - Dallas Is In Urgent Need Of 10,000 Strippers
1/27/2011 - Kenneth "Managed Anorexia" Tong Needs A Reminder
1/27/2011 - Reader Roundup: Inside The Twisted Mind Of The Girl Scout Cookie Thief
1/27/2011 - How To Navigate A New Job
1/27/2011 - Funny Women, "Target Demographic: Young Men" World
1/27/2011 - Franco & Hathaway Are Inoffensive In First Oscars Promo
1/27/2011 - The Woman Who Wanted A Late Abortion
1/27/2011 - Eva Longoria Is Bare-Faced & (Almost) Barefoot
1/27/2011 - Miley Cyrus's Mild Antics Are Damaging America's Youth!
1/27/2011 - The Future Of Food Is An All-You-Can-Breathe Buffet
1/27/2011 - Facebook Will Make You Feel Like A Loser
1/27/2011 - For The Last Time: Taylor Momsen Is Not A Role Model!
1/27/2011 - Terry McMillan Goes Off On Will Smith's Kids
1/27/2011 - The Sharp-Clawed World Of The Davos Mistress
1/27/2011 - Breast Implants Linked To Rare Cancer
1/27/2011 - Know Your Veils: A Guide To Head Coverings
1/27/2011 - Adorable AKC Recognizes Three Adorable New Dog Breeds
1/27/2011 - Money Has A Gender
1/27/2011 - No Penalty For Pharmacist Who Refused Anti-Bleeding Drug To Woman
1/27/2011 - Dearest Adele, Your Coat Is Really Swell
1/27/2011 - Geri Jewell Comes Out In New Memoir
1/27/2011 - Increasingly Anxious College Students Keep Benzos In Business
1/27/2011 - Paris Hilton Wears Terry Richardson's Glasses On The Cover Of
Vogue
1/27/2011 -
Teen Mom
Models For Motorcycle Calendar
1/27/2011 - Amy Poehler Explains Her Stock Photo Modeling Past
1/27/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Gets Two Thumbs, And Neither Are Up
1/27/2011 - A Red Carpet Time Warp
1/27/2011 - Ke$ha Spends Four Hours In Hair & Makeup To Look Like A Wreck
1/27/2011 - Having A Baby Can Hurt Mental Health More Than Having An Abortion
1/27/2011 - Woman Attacked Cop With Sex Toy In Self Defense
1/27/2011 - Dr. Laura Pranked, Berated And Hacked By Howard Stern Fans
1/27/2011 - Criminal Mastermind Steals Girl Scouts' Cookie Money
1/27/2011 - Reese Witherspoon's Career Highlight Involves An Elephant
1/26/2011 - Brody Dalle Is Pregnant
1/26/2011 - Who's Trying To Sabotage Katie Holmes? [Updated]
1/26/2011 - Kim Kardashian Reveals She's Funding Her Mom's Church
1/26/2011 - Dior Couture, For The 1950s Femme Fatale In You
1/26/2011 - The Scientific Correlation Between Weather And Aging
1/26/2011 - James Franco Spits Out All Sorts Of Conflicts Of Interest
1/26/2011 - Low Fat Ice Cream Has Everything To Do With Your Boobs
1/26/2011 - Bangable Dudes In History: Would-Be Assassin Lewis Powell
1/26/2011 - Sketchy Billionaire Dumps A Chunk Of American Apparel Shares
1/26/2011 - Happy Hump Day!
1/26/2011 - Katie Couric Feels Bad About Her Legs, And What That Has To Do With Hillary Clinton
1/26/2011 - That Which Does Not Kill Nicki Minaj Makes Her Stronger
1/26/2011 - So You Want To Be A Jezebel Intern? Now's Your Chance
1/26/2011 - Kate & William Set Tone For "Modern" Wedding By Faxing Invitations
1/26/2011 - Rape And Suicide: Alaska Leads The Pack
1/26/2011 - Reader Roundup: How To Protect Young Americans From Sarah Palin
1/26/2011 - Why The Ladies Love Ryan Gosling
1/26/2011 - The Taxonomy Of Zits
1/26/2011 - The Old Spice Man Returns, Wry & Sexy As Ever
1/26/2011 - An Attempt To Make Marriage Look Badass
1/26/2011 - Caster Semenya Not Really Bothered By That "Gender Dispute" Thing
1/26/2011 - Badass Biker Chicks Join The Circus
1/26/2011 - The Bizarre Tone Of The Baby-Snatcher Coverage
1/26/2011 - Teens Throw Baby Chicks & Fish, Proving Youth To Be Even Worse Than Suspected
1/26/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston's Adopted Mexican Kid Arrives Shortly
1/26/2011 - Creepy Capitol Hill Dude Wants To Photograph Your Feet
1/26/2011 - What Stupid Trend Will Replace Silly Bandz?
1/26/2011 - Gloria Allred Gets Her Own Courtroom Show
1/26/2011 - Femen Braves The Chill, Bares Breasts (Again) For The Cameras
1/26/2011 - Good News & Bad News About H&M's Plus-Size Collection
1/26/2011 - Catherine Zeta-Jones Leaves Her Husband, Circa 1990
1/26/2011 - Cocksox Emphasize Penises, Celebrate Australia
1/26/2011 - Noted Italian Carla Bruni Scorned For "Anti-Italian" Attitude
1/26/2011 - Woman Jailed For Sending Kids To School
1/26/2011 - More Hannah Storm On ESPN
1/26/2011 - Ladies, Tom Ford Would Do You Too
1/26/2011 - Snooki & JWoww Get Dumbed Down And Scripted For Spin-Off
1/26/2011 - Grocery Store Censors Elton John's Icky Gay Parenting
1/26/2011 - Woman Hits Cousin With Car Over Facebook Feud
1/26/2011 - It Doesn't Get Any More Elegant Than This
1/26/2011 - Betty White's Nude Photos Are Frankly Adorable
1/26/2011 - Wednesday Morning SOTU Quarterbacking: Crazy-Eyes And Salmon
1/26/2011 - Lulu The Central Park Zoo Gorilla Dies At 46
1/26/2011 - Bristol Palin To Headline University's Less-Sexy "Sex Week"
1/26/2011 - "Tiger Mother" Amy Chua Defends Herself to Stephen Colbert
1/26/2011 - Penelope Cruz Births Hottest Baby Ever
1/25/2011 - Cher Is Pissed About Oscar Snub
1/25/2011 - Why Delaying Sex Won't Save Our Love Lives
1/25/2011 - NBC Wants Alec Baldwin To Replace Keith Olbermann
1/25/2011 - Getting To Know The "Real" Emma Watson
1/25/2011 - Did You Hear The One About Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan & A Pretzel?
1/25/2011 - The Male Models Of Men's Fashion Week: An Appreciation
1/25/2011 -
Playboy
, Your Source For The Unsexiest Garment Ever
1/25/2011 - How Safe Do You Feel On The Streets At Night?
1/25/2011 - Shelley Duvall Is Frighteningly Consistent
1/25/2011 - Pageant Stands By "Mortified" Miss Teen Arkansas
1/25/2011 - A Visual Map Of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
1/25/2011 - Sportscaster Who Insulted Female Ref Continues To Be Awful, Is Fired
1/25/2011 - Is This The Weirdest Advice-Column Letter Of 2011?
1/25/2011 -
Puppy Bowl VII
Players Chase Their Dreams (And Cars)
1/25/2011 -
Glee
Cheerleader Part Of Bloody Horror Film
1/25/2011 - Reader Roundup:
Bachelor
Contestants Share Their Innermost Thoughts
1/25/2011 - Sexy Lady News Anchors Are Rotting Your Brain!
1/25/2011 - NBC's New Boss Is Somewhat Of A Gal Pal
1/25/2011 - A New Technology To Help Solve Rape Cases
1/25/2011 - Want To Work In Antarctica? Take The Mandatory Pregnancy Test First
1/25/2011 - This Is The Face Of A
Bachelor
Reject
1/25/2011 -
Skins
Creator Says You Just Don't Get It
1/25/2011 - Dead People Diagnosed After It Can Do Them Any Good
1/25/2011 -
Sex And The City 2
Nominated… But Not For An Oscar
1/25/2011 - Portman & Puppy Avoid Puddles
1/25/2011 - Sexual Assault And The Super Bowl
1/25/2011 -
LOVE
Dubs Justin Bieber "The Beautiful One"
1/25/2011 - Tiny Lady Gaga Outfits For The Fashion-Forward Tiny Doll
1/25/2011 -
Gossip Girl
Cares About Women In Politics
1/25/2011 -
RuPaul's Drag Race
Returns With Familiar Faces
1/25/2011 - Baby Gorilla Holds Mom Close
1/25/2011 - Disturbing Evidence Of Race Bias In STD Screenings
1/25/2011 - This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"
1/25/2011 - The Problem With Dan Savage On MTV
1/25/2011 - "Calvin Klein, Go Back In The Closet!"
1/25/2011 -
Jersey Shore
Puts Its Money Where Its Mouth Is, Filming Next Season In Italy
1/25/2011 - Kate Middleton Gets Her Own Nail Polish, Quits Job To Be Full-Time Pretty Princess
1/25/2011 - Jessica Simpson Is Not As Think As You Drunk She Is
1/25/2011 - Is There A Surgical Cure For Depression?
1/25/2011 - Meanwhile, At Sundance, Thespians Act Cold
1/25/2011 - An Exquisitely Beautiful Tale of Life, Love and Death
1/25/2011 - Oscar Nominees: Lots Of Pluck, White People And James Franco
1/25/2011 - "Craigslist Serial Killer" Suspected In Murder Of Four Women
1/25/2011 - Bristol Has New Boyfriend, Harsh Words For Levi
1/25/2011 - Your 2011 Oscar Nominees
1/25/2011 - Writer Suggests She Had Lesbian Fling With Rihanna
1/24/2011 - Tampon Toy Will Appease Your Cat's Bloodlust
1/24/2011 - Debbie Gibson Reunites With "Lost In Your Eyes" Video Boyfriend
1/24/2011 - Forgiveness Will Just Make Your Spouse More Of A Jerk
1/24/2011 - Oprah Confronts Her Mom With Long-Lost Sister
1/24/2011 - "Golden Voice" Ted Williams Ditches Rehab
1/24/2011 - Ashley Madison Ad Yanked From Super Bowl
1/24/2011 - Wet Seal's "Your Single" Shirt Makes Illiteracy Sexy
1/24/2011 -
Bon Appetit
Unwisely Joins Forces With
SATC
1/24/2011 - Map Shows Every State Is Bad At Something
1/24/2011 - Women Politicians Are "More Effective"
1/24/2011 - The Absurd Entertainment Of Celebrities' Past Lives
1/24/2011 - The Most Courageous Coming Out Speech You'll See This Year
1/24/2011 - Forever 21's Bizarre Knockoff Empire
1/24/2011 - Woman Kicked Off Facebook For Having Audacity To Be Named Kate Middleton
1/24/2011 - Reader Roundup: Your Dream Wedding Is Surprisingly Violent
1/24/2011 - Sports' Totally Unnecessary Hijab Drama
1/24/2011 - Behind Every Dictator Is An Evil Woman?
1/24/2011 -
SATC
Replica Closet Costs $175,000 And A Piece Of Your Soul
1/24/2011 - Tiger Mom Amy Chua Has Feelings Too
1/24/2011 - Creative Arizona Lawmaker Blames Roe V. Wade For Shootings
1/24/2011 - What's Wrong With How We Talk About Yoga
1/24/2011 - Oprah's "Big Family Secret" Revealed
1/24/2011 - Female Refs Won't Cure Soccer's Ills
1/24/2011 - Sleeping Next To Pets Increases Highly Plausible Risk Of Plague
1/24/2011 - Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!
1/24/2011 - Women Simply Love To Clean With Gentlemanly Bubbles
1/24/2011 - Sometimes An Elephant's Eye Isn't All That High
1/24/2011 - Abortion Doc's Arrest Shouldn't Mean More Restrictions
1/24/2011 - Massachusetts Has The Best Standardized-Test-Takers In The Country
1/24/2011 - Why This Is the Longest Word in the English Language
1/24/2011 - What The Hell Is A "Fairytale Wedding" Anyhow?
1/24/2011 - Accused Baby Kidnapper Arrested
1/24/2011 - Naomi Campbell Returns To Court, Her Home Away From Home
1/24/2011 - Seduction By Social Media Is Nothing To Be Scared Of
1/24/2011 - Hero Intern To Be Honored At State Of The Union
1/24/2011 -
Kourtney & Kim Take New York
With Kanye
1/24/2011 - Las Vegas Tourist Wants Refund For "Tragic" Sex Act
1/24/2011 - Watch
Oprah's All Stars
Candidly Chat About Penises
1/24/2011 - Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At
Gnomeo and Juliet
1/24/2011 - FDA Determines Shady Weight-Loss Drug To Be Shady Indeed
1/24/2011 - Is Undercover Police Sex Abuse?
1/24/2011 - The 86-Foot Buzzer Beater You Need to See to Believe
1/24/2011 - Italians Allegedly Impressed With Berlusconi's "Good Sex Life"
1/24/2011 - Jack LaLanne Dead At 96
1/24/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over
1/23/2011 - Sunday Night Social
1/23/2011 - Zooey Deschanel's Feeling Just Grape
1/23/2011 - What In God's Name Did They Talk About?
1/23/2011 - Pregnant Women May Soon Get Prime Parking
1/23/2011 - "Sexy Nun" Hot For Fall 2011
1/23/2011 - Oscar de la Renta Has Opinions On How Michelle Obama Should Dress
1/23/2011 - Building The Ultimate Workout Playlist
1/23/2011 - Mars Attacks
1/23/2011 - Adorable Wisconsin Man Adopts Treebound Cat
1/23/2011 - Child Fashion Show Imagines Rock N Roll Class War In The Arctic
1/23/2011 - Amy and Justin Ponder Teaming Up To Fight Crime
1/23/2011 - Lord Voldemort's Dream Home For Sale In Idaho
1/23/2011 - British Soccer Commentators' Sexist Diatribe Caught On Tape
1/23/2011 - Sideline General
1/23/2011 - Yellowstone National Park Will Destroy Us All
1/23/2011 - Does Lottery Winner's Abuser Have Claim To Her Jackpot?
1/23/2011 - Your Imaginary Best Friend Looked Awesome Yesterday
1/23/2011 - Solar Powered Vibrator Perfect For The Earth Conscious, Horny
1/23/2011 - The Adult Art Of Parentproofing
1/23/2011 - Goldie Shines
1/23/2011 - Philadelphia-Area Soccer Fans Displeased With New Team Jerseys
1/23/2011 - Your Dumbest Relative Running For President
1/23/2011 - My Thoughts Exactly, Diddy
1/23/2011 - Everyone Is Cheating On Everyone
1/23/2011 - London Hotel Has No Patience For Nicki Minaj's Tomfoolery
1/22/2011 - Saturday Night Social
1/22/2011 - Vanessa Williams Sings a Goodbye
1/22/2011 - Same-Sex Marriage Could Be Coming to Your State
1/22/2011 - Kitten Tries to Liberate Friend From Box
1/22/2011 - Celebrity Serial Spouses Using Marriage to Seek Redemption?
1/22/2011 - More Advertisers Abandon
Skins
1/22/2011 - Marriage Is Not a Right, Says Pope
1/22/2011 - Is Reese Witherspoon Getting Married?
1/22/2011 - Hickey Induces Paralysis and Stroke in Woman
1/22/2011 - Town Doesn't Give a Shit About Roethlisberger Rape Controversy Anymore
1/22/2011 - A Miner Celebration
1/22/2011 - Gender a Non-Issue for This One Woman in Arkansas
1/22/2011 - Bald Men Rush Into Marriage Because They're Desperate and Afraid
1/22/2011 - Hey, Nice Outfit
1/22/2011 - Today in Sexual Harassment: Suggested Threesomes and Forced French-Kissing
1/22/2011 - Liv Tyler Bulks Up
1/22/2011 - People Are Being So Mean to the "Fountain Lady"
1/22/2011 - Angelina Pivarnick Gets a Magazine Cover
1/22/2011 - The Latest Key Development in Amanda Knox's Trial
1/22/2011 - Porn Star Dies After Sixth Boob Job
1/22/2011 - Boy Cats Marry in First-Ever Same-Sex Feline Wedding
1/22/2011 - What Celebrities Were Thinking As They Played Ping-Pong at Sundance
1/22/2011 - Happy Birthday,
Roe v. Wade
!
1/22/2011 - A Life-Sized Snooki Figurine to Call Your Own
1/22/2011 - Snoop Dogg Shooting for "Biggest Diva at Sundance" Award
1/22/2011 - Woman Finds Solution To Unwanted Peek-a-Boob
1/21/2011 - Ivanka Trump Is Pregnant
1/21/2011 - Oprah To Reveal Core-Shaking "Family Secret"
1/21/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
1/21/2011 - For Natural Period Pain Relief, Pummel This Uterus Piñata
1/21/2011 - Stick A Fork In BooBoo Stewart
1/21/2011 - Nicki Minaj Is Out Of This World!
1/21/2011 - If You Only See One Birth Control Commercial Today, Let It Be This
1/21/2011 - Why Do Some Men Remarry So Fast?
1/21/2011 - Woman Who Took Christina Taylor Green To Giffords Event: "I'm So Sorry I Couldn't Bring Her Home"
1/21/2011 - Reese In Paris Looking Très Chic
1/21/2011 - Dressing When You're Depressed
1/21/2011 - TGIF!
1/21/2011 -
Elle Turkey
Shoots Fashion Spread In Ruined Armenian City
1/21/2011 - Court Counselor Convicted Of Sex Abuse Charges, Acquitted Of Rape
1/21/2011 - Narcotrafficking Beauty Queens
1/21/2011 - Reader Roundup: Signs Your Child May Grow Up To Be A Douche
1/21/2011 - Jezebel Wants You, Yes You, To Win Some Jewelry
1/21/2011 - The New
Charlie's Angels
Will Have At Least One Brown Angel
1/21/2011 - JWoww's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Ex
1/21/2011 - School Cancels Cross-Dressing Day For Promoting Alternative Lifestyles
1/21/2011 - Women Fare Worse In Economic Recovery
1/21/2011 - Lady Gaga's Artful New Song Is Called "Shit"
1/21/2011 - The Financial Toll Of DADT
1/21/2011 - What A Horrible Doctor Can Teach Us About Abortion In America
1/21/2011 - WTF: The Sarah Palin Steampunk Comic Book
1/21/2011 - Okay, Now Ryan Gosling Is Just Fucking With Us
1/21/2011 - Is There Danger In The Pink Princess Evolution?
1/21/2011 - LED Fronts Give You A Really, Really Bright Smile
1/21/2011 - Sasha Obama Practices Her Chinese With Hu Jintao
1/21/2011 - Women In Tech Flowchart: Are You A Charlotte Or A Samantha?
1/21/2011 - Why
Skins
Isn't Cool Enough To Influence Real Teens
1/21/2011 - And Now, The Inevitable "Tiger Mom" Meme
1/21/2011 - What's The Rudest Place On Earth?
1/21/2011 - Brits Already Betting On Kate & William's Divorce
1/21/2011 - Marc Jacobs Dresses Up Like A Lady
1/21/2011 - Woman Masturbating Topless In Van Arrested For Gun Possession
1/21/2011 - Helena Bonham Carter Suggests Actresses Leave Their Faces Alone
1/21/2011 - New Batch Of Adorable, Aesthetically Perfect Children Win Gap Modeling Contracts
1/21/2011 - How I Came Out To My Evangelical Parents And You Can, Too
1/21/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow Simply Loathes Mingling With Plebes & Riffraff
1/21/2011 - Inexplicably Sexy Costuming At Sundance
1/21/2011 -
Potter
Star's Brother Sentenced To Jail For Assaulting Her
1/21/2011 - Feds Hunt For Carlina White's Kidnapper
1/21/2011 - "Benevolent Sexism" Is A Malevolent Oxymoron
1/21/2011 - Gabrielle Giffords Takes First Trip Outside
1/21/2011 - Beyoncé To Remake
A Star Is Born
1/20/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Is Back To Work
1/20/2011 - A Sneak Peek Of
Single Ladies
, Which Is Not The Black
Sex And The City
1/20/2011 - Clijsters Gets Revenge On Commentator's Pregnancy Questions
1/20/2011 - Jake Gyllenhaal & Taylor Swift Have Reunited
1/20/2011 - Snowman Travels To Desert, Lives To Tell The Tale
1/20/2011 - Katie Holmes Hasn't Been Arrested, But She Is Rocking Cuffs
1/20/2011 - Why Are Yoga Memoirs So Damn Popular?
1/20/2011 - The Definitive Guide To House Cats
1/20/2011 - Undercover Spy Falls For His Target
1/20/2011 - Treasure The Poodle Goes For A Stroll
1/20/2011 - Delightful GOP Candidate: "I Don't Snuff My Own Seed"
1/20/2011 - Social Minefield: How To Self-Promote Without Being A Jerk
1/20/2011 - Sandra Bullock's Baby Louis Has The Blues
1/20/2011 - Dad Tells Daughter She Needs "Fit Image" On MTV
1/20/2011 - Pole Dancer Magazine Features Kids
1/20/2011 - Reader Roundup: Apply For Your Official Whore Card Today
1/20/2011 - Roger Ebert Unveils Prosthetic Chin With Usual Heart & Wit
1/20/2011 - Inside Kimora Lee Simmons's Diamond-Filled "Satellite" Closet
1/20/2011 - GWU Frats, Sorority Charged With Hazing
1/20/2011 - Air Force's Swinging Sergeant Discharged For Lying About HIV
1/20/2011 - Natalie Portman's Dorky Globes Laugh, Reimagined
1/20/2011 - Woman Googles, Solves Own Kidnapping
1/20/2011 - Piers Morgan Producer Defends Absurd Condi Questions
1/20/2011 - Ripped from the Headlines: Your Hardest News Roundup
1/20/2011 - Woman Fired For Getting Married?
1/20/2011 - Watch The Woman Addicted To Eating Couch Cushions
1/20/2011 - This Is What Happens When Dad's In Charge
1/20/2011 - Did Bristol Change Her Son's Last Name To Palin?
1/20/2011 - The Utter Pointlessness Of All That Marriage Advice
1/20/2011 - Scientists Debunk Belief That The Pill Causes Weight Gain
1/20/2011 - Arianna Huffington Is Joe Lieberman's "Sweetheart"
1/20/2011 - Michelle Williams' Spanx Sex Scenes In
Blue Valentine
1/20/2011 - Cotton Candy Hair & Matching '80s Jumpsuit? Must Be Nicki Minaj
1/20/2011 - Mother Of Deceased Anorexic Model Takes Her Own Life
1/20/2011 - Why is Captain America ruling our screens and not Wonder Woman?
1/20/2011 - EMT Posted 911 "Swollen Vagina" Call On Facebook
1/20/2011 - Jesse James & Kat Von D Are Engaged
1/20/2011 - Where Are The Women At Highbrow Magazines?
1/20/2011 - A Heavily Photoshopped Khloe Kardashian Does Most Random, Bondage-y, Fashion Cover Ever
1/20/2011 - Walmart Promotes Healthier Foods
1/20/2011 - Twitter's Incredibly Depressing #RulesForGirls
1/20/2011 - Betty White Guzzles Vodka With David Letterman
1/20/2011 - When Going To A White House State Dinner, Show Some Leg
1/20/2011 - The Murder Of Hollywood Publicist Ronni Chasen Has Been Solved
1/20/2011 - House Republicans Frantically Race To Restrict Abortion
1/20/2011 - Amy Poehler's Secret Past As A Model
1/20/2011 - Todd Palin Gets His Very Own Sex Scandal
1/20/2011 - Gabrielle Giffords Stands Up, May Leave Hospital Tomorrow
1/20/2011 - Ke$ha Plans To Assault Us All
1/19/2011 - Ice-T Shares His Pleasurable Experiences With Farting
1/19/2011 - Piers Morgan Asks Condi Rice If She "Dreams Of A Fairytale Wedding"
1/19/2011 - Kim Kardashian Speaks Out Against Teen Pregnancy
1/19/2011 - Big In '11: Impersonating Kate Middleton
1/19/2011 - Your New Zodiac Sign Probably Wouldn't Change Much
1/19/2011 -
No Strings Attached
Director Uses The F-Word
1/19/2011 - Berlusconi Wants To Pass Laws To Stop His "Persecution"
1/19/2011 - Will New Guidelines Turn Lap-Bands Into Cosmetic Surgery?
1/19/2011 - More Peace Corps Horror Stories, And How You Can Help
1/19/2011 - Jennifer Lopez's
American Idol
Sham
1/19/2011 - Rush Limbaugh Has A Problem With Nicole Kidman's Baby
1/19/2011 - Oregon State Cancels Conference Keynote Over Porn
1/19/2011 - Happy Hump Day!
1/19/2011 - In Which We Actually Get Excited About A Fashion Magazine
1/19/2011 - Teen Thieves Snort Man's Ashes
1/19/2011 - Reader Roundup: Magical Inter-Species Custody Battle Could Get Ugly
1/19/2011 - The Story Behind Lucy Ricardo's Babies, On-Air and Off
1/19/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict
1/19/2011 - Horrifying Abortion Doctor Charged With Murder
1/19/2011 - What We Can Learn From Gay Parents In The South
1/19/2011 - Joan Rivers Shares Her Favorite Celebrities to Make Fun Of
1/19/2011 - OkCupid Profile Fraud Is The Crime You'd Never Expect
1/19/2011 - That Hair Must Weigh A Ton
1/19/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow's Bonfire Of The Inanities
1/19/2011 - "Bad Barbie" Stars In Bloody Photoshoot
1/19/2011 -
Gypsy Wedding
's "Grabbing" Courtship Ritual
1/19/2011 - UK Considers Letting Daughters Take The Throne
1/19/2011 - "Hot List" Author Delivers Creepy Woman-Hating Rant
1/19/2011 - Good News For LGBT Hospital Visitation Rights
1/19/2011 - Photoshop Takes Bride's Hand In Marriage
1/19/2011 -
Teen Mom 2
: Jenelle Finally Realizes "Reality" Of Motherhood
1/19/2011 - China, America United By Love Of
Friends
Reruns
1/19/2011 - Miranda Kerr Breastfeeds Enormous Monster Baby
1/19/2011 - Baby Dies While Mom Plays Facebook Games
1/19/2011 - Will People Vote For Sarah Palin Out Of "Morbid Curiosity"?
1/19/2011 - J.Lo Officially Runs Out Of Ideas
1/19/2011 - A Buffy mastermind goes back to high school
1/19/2011 - The Overwhelming Perfection That Is Cate Blanchett
1/19/2011 - 6.2 Million Witness Miley's Emancipation
1/19/2011 - Pharmacist Induces Partner's Abortion Against Her Will...And She Married Him
1/19/2011 - Giffords Knew She Might Be Shot, Says Husband
1/19/2011 - Hilary Duff Is Expecting
1/18/2011 - Kirstie Alley Isn't Happy About Ricky Gervais' Scientology Jab
1/18/2011 - Just Accept The Fact That We Know Nothing About Kate Middleton
1/18/2011 - Oprah Says Teen Pregnancy Drove Her To Consider Suicide
1/18/2011 - Women Filling Up Coding Workshops
1/18/2011 - Selma Blair's Dog Interested In What's Hot & What's Not
1/18/2011 - Dating Latinos Doesn’t Make Me Racist
1/18/2011 - Adorable Thing Of The Day: Deer Licks Cat
1/18/2011 - "Post-Orgasm Illness" Sounds Awful
1/18/2011 - Hotel Owners Discriminated Against Gays, All Unmarried Couples
1/18/2011 - Watch Beyoncé Poorly Impersonate A Parfumeur
1/18/2011 - So Meghan McCain And Rachel Maddow Walk Into A NRA Convention...
1/18/2011 - Dog Saves Teen From Being Sexually Assaulted
1/18/2011 - Students Shot At LA High School
1/18/2011 - Booze Makes Beautiful Art
1/18/2011 - Reader Roundup: No One Told Aniston's Teddy Bear Life Was Gonna Be This Way
1/18/2011 - Are Music Video Girls Exploited?
1/18/2011 - Olivia Munn Wants Sarah Jessica Parker To Get Off The Phone
1/18/2011 - Former Football Player Faces Reduced Sexual Assault Charges
1/18/2011 - Holly Madison Doesn't Want To Distract From Hef's Big Day
1/18/2011 - Nicole Kidman's Surrogacy Illegal In Her Hometown
1/18/2011 - Wonder Woman Reboot Won't Make It To TV
1/18/2011 - How To Be Black
1/18/2011 - Facebook Shamings Proposed For Repeat DUI Offenders
1/18/2011 - Crap Dating Advertisements Know No Gender
1/18/2011 - Etsy Finally Takes Down Rape Congratulations Cards
1/18/2011 - Gwen Stefani & Zuma Rossdale Rock Matching Hats
1/18/2011 - Are Women In The Peace Corps At Risk?
1/18/2011 - Following Gwyneth's Latest Advice Costs $3,606.50
1/18/2011 - Why Is Charla Krupp's Horrid Bodysnarking Routine In
Time
?
1/18/2011 - Susan Miller Soothes All Of Your Fears
1/18/2011 -
Vogue
Makes Kristen Stewart's Hair, Eyebrows Look As Awkward As Kristen Herself
1/18/2011 - Cheezburgers Apparently Worth $30 Million
1/18/2011 - What Television Will Lose When Regis Retires
1/18/2011 - College Kids Not Learning Much Other Than How To Take Their Meds
1/18/2011 - Jason Segel Sweeps Amy Adams Off Her Feet
1/18/2011 - NYC Parents Unwilling To Laugh At Birth Control Joke
1/18/2011 - Has Fat TV Maxed Out?
1/18/2011 - Leonardo DiCaprio Freaks Out Over And Over (And Over Again)
1/18/2011 - Kate Moss Makes Out With Transsexual Model For
LOVE
1/18/2011 - How Snooki's Partying Became A Problem
1/18/2011 - Good News For Gay Marriage In D.C.
1/18/2011 - Dr. Laura Goes Even More Crazy, Fears Her Own "Assassination"
1/18/2011 - L.A. Schools Squash Jamie Oliver's Plans For
Food Revolution
1/18/2011 - Globes After-Parties: Highs, Lows And Pasties
1/18/2011 - Sarah Palin Won't "Sit Down And Shut Up"
1/18/2011 - Halftime Lap Dance Contest Classes Up Boston Lacrosse Game
1/18/2011 - Taylor Swift Sets Record Low For Album Sales
1/18/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Hated Her Famous Haircut
1/18/2011 - Bill O'Reilly's Creepy Producer Is Now Stalking Snooki
1/17/2011 - Celebs React To Being Roasted By Ricky Gervais
1/17/2011 - Dov Charney Advertises His Young, Sensitive Side
1/17/2011 - Awesome Student Protest Against High School's "No Touching" Policy
1/17/2011 - Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Welcome Second Daughter
1/17/2011 - What Dumb, Dangerous Games Are Kids Playing These Days?
1/17/2011 - An Intimate Moment Between Jennifer Aniston & Her Hairdresser
1/17/2011 - How To Spot An Emotional Vampire
1/17/2011 - Woman Searches For Long-Lost Mother Spotted In Vintage Fitness Video
1/17/2011 - Oprah's Network Inspired By
Seventeen
1/17/2011 - Berlusconi Denies Paying Lots Of Underage Prostitutes
1/17/2011 - 32
Cosmo
Covers Offer Sex, Sex & Dirty Sexy Sex
1/17/2011 - A Treasury Of Celebrity Facial Expressions From The Globes
1/17/2011 - Tunisia's Marie Antoinette
1/17/2011 - Can Someone Get Robert Pattinson A Medic?
1/17/2011 - Cornell Frat Hazing Pic Suggests Particularly Unpleasant Brotherhood (Updated)
1/17/2011 - Reader Roundup: Designer Vaginas At Discount Prices
1/17/2011 - Miss America's Thoughts On Wikileaks Amount To Total Gibberish
1/17/2011 - Brangelina's PDA: An Analysis
1/17/2011 - Canadian Airport Security Apologizes For Making 82-Year-Old Woman Cry
1/17/2011 - Beyond "I Have A Dream": Required Reading For MLK Day
1/17/2011 - Opposites Neither Attract Nor Last
1/17/2011 - O.B. Tampons Return To Shelves
1/17/2011 - Woman Accused Of "Sex By Fraud" After Posing As A Man
1/17/2011 - At Golden Globes, Stars Wear Endorsement Deals On Their Sleeves
1/17/2011 - 60-Year-Old Strip Club Waitress Wins Age Discrimination Settlement
1/17/2011 - Michelle Obama Gets A Wonderful Birthday Surprise
1/17/2011 - Moms Lie To Other Moms
1/17/2011 - Guess Who Got Wasted And Fell Down After The Globes?
1/17/2011 - The Battle Over Whether Loughner Is A Misogynist
1/17/2011 - Selma Blair Needs A Belly Rub
1/17/2011 - The Creepy Men Of Pakistan's Sexual Harassment Calendar
1/17/2011 - Gaga Tantalizes Fashion World With Promise Of Brand-New Music
1/17/2011 - New Parental Leave Policy Helps British Dads
1/17/2011 - Globes Fashion: The Bad And The Ugly
1/17/2011 - Brooklyn Decker's Father Helped Her Get Control Of Her Body Issues
1/17/2011 - UBS To Revise Infamous 44-Page Dress Code
1/17/2011 - All Of Ricky Gervais's Most Controversial Moments
1/17/2011 - Globes Fashion: The Good
1/17/2011 - Drag Queen Kitty Hiccups Crowned Miss'd America
1/17/2011 - How Did The "Elite" Ladies Of The Globes Fare?
1/17/2011 - Beautiful People Smarter, Better Than Everyone Else
1/17/2011 - "Designer Vagina" Doctor Sued For Sexual Harassment
1/17/2011 - Here's Giuliana Rancic's Most Annoying Golden Globes Red Carpet Moment
1/17/2011 - Golden Globes Gossip Galore!
1/16/2011 - The Only Two Golden Globes Speeches You Need To Hear
1/16/2011 - Golden Globes: The Complete Winners List
1/16/2011 - Live Coverage: 2011 Golden Globes
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Elisabeth Moss, Julianne, Annette, Warren, Jayma Mays, & Harry Shum Jr.
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Tina Fey, Mandy Moore, Ryan Gosling, Sofia Vergara, and Kevin McHale
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Sandra, J.Lo, Heather Morris, Carrie Underwood, & Bieber
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Natalie, RPattz, Naya Rivera, Kaley Cuoco, Katey Sagal
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Christina Hendricks, Depp, Hathaway, Downey Jr., Tilda
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Brangelina, Clare Danes, Franco, Halle, & Jane Lynch
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Megan Fox, Michelle Williams, Amy Adams, Jon Hamm, & Jenna Ushkowitz
1/16/2011 - Helena Bonham Carter Dares Critics To Mock Her Awesome Ensemble
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Amber Riley, Julie Bowen, Nicole Kidman, Leighton, & Christina Aguilera
1/16/2011 - Live Blogging E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lea Michele, Jake, Mila, & Eva Longoria
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Scarlett, Kelly Osbourne, January, Emma Stone, & Chris Colfer
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Edie Falco, Julia Stiles, Kyra Sedgwick, Olivia Wilde, Dianna Agron
1/16/2011 - Red Carpet Fashion: Hailee Steinfeld, Melissa Leo, Ryan Kwanten, Gabourey & Jennifer Love
1/16/2011 - Weekend Roundup
1/16/2011 - Sunday Afternoon Thighlights: Viva La Bromance
1/16/2011 - Starbucks To Begin Selling Individually Sized Coffee Vats
1/16/2011 - Brazilian Flood Victim Faces Future
1/16/2011 - Hannah Montana Is Running Away, Never Coming Back
1/16/2011 - Tuscon Shooting Victim's Organs Saved Life Of Boston Girl
1/16/2011 - Eva Mendes Would Love To Be Your Bridesmaid
1/16/2011 - Is Online Dating Site's Matching Criteria Sexist?
1/16/2011 - Divorce Coach Will Build Definition In Your Kicking-Him-To-The-Curb Muscles
1/16/2011 - Helena Bonham Carter Wears Her Sunglasses At Night
1/16/2011 - The Girl's Guide To Having An Abortion
1/16/2011 - Bill Would Allow Schools To Expel Convicted Sex Offenders
1/16/2011 - Ready, Aim, Fire
1/16/2011 - Lotion Is Not Magic, Say Scientists
1/16/2011 - What the Cover of
Cosmo
Is Telling You (Hint: SEX)
1/16/2011 - Faces Of Miss America
1/16/2011 - Has Kate Middleton Picked A Designer For Her Wedding Dress?
1/16/2011 - Russian Prisoners One Step Closer To GTL
1/16/2011 - REMINDER: Golden Globes Red Carpet Liveblog Starts At 6:15
1/16/2011 - Fairuza Balk Calls To The Guardians of the Watchtowers Of The Dissheveled Mimes
1/16/2011 - Fungus-Covered Worm Promises Increased Virility For Stupid Rich Jerks
1/16/2011 - Contest Combines Adorably Precocious Children, Books, and Video
1/16/2011 - Maria Sharapova Dons Sartorial Fault
1/16/2011 - Wisconsin Christmas Present Contains Methy Surprise
1/16/2011 - Kanye West Has A Better Sense Of Humor Than Britney Spears
1/15/2011 - Live From Jezebel ... It's Saturday Night!
1/15/2011 - Saturday Night Social
1/15/2011 - Marriage Makes Men Nicer, But!
1/15/2011 - No More Ventilator for Gabrielle Giffords
1/15/2011 - Phantom Ball
1/15/2011 - This Cat Just Wants Somebody to Play With
1/15/2011 - Carrots Will Make You Prettier and Yellower (Same Thing)
1/15/2011 - Boning in the Cosmos
1/15/2011 - One Mom's Arrest Sends a Terrible Message to Domestic Violence Victims
1/15/2011 - What a Sevigny/Pauly D Coupling Would Be Like
1/15/2011 - John Mayer Wears His Sunglasses at Night
1/15/2011 - Female Candidate's Personal Life Special-er Than Male Candidates' Lives
1/15/2011 - "Tiger Mother" Getting Nicer With Every Minute
1/15/2011 - She'll Fight For Her Country
1/15/2011 - A History of Silvio Berlusconi's Sex-Scandal Sketchiness
1/15/2011 - Rachel McAdams Skipped School, Watched TV, Got Famous
1/15/2011 - Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight!
1/15/2011 - Bearly There (Updated, With 100% More Actual Bears!)
1/15/2011 - Let Women Soldiers Serve in Combat, Says Panel
1/15/2011 - Teenage Fashionistas, Kardashianistas, and a Bieberstache
1/15/2011 - Oldest African-American Woman Dies at Age 113
1/15/2011 - Young Folks Aren't As Abstinent As They Claim to Be
1/15/2011 -
Black Swan
Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers
1/14/2011 - Kanye Pokes Fun At His VMA "Scandal"
1/14/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
1/14/2011 - Selena Gomez Removes Purity Ring, Horrifying Parents & Bieber Fans
1/14/2011 - Woman Awarded “Nominal” Settlement After TSA Exposes Her Breasts
1/14/2011 - Pornographer Never Meant To Offend With Hymen Cam
1/14/2011 - Ancient Workout Video Is Hilariously Horrifying
1/14/2011 - Stick A Fork In Faye Dunaway
1/14/2011 - Nation Shocked That Golden Globes Might Not Be Legit
1/14/2011 - Your Astrological Sign Isn't Really Changing, But It Was Fun While It Lasted
1/14/2011 - Berlusconi Investigated For Soliciting Prostitution
1/14/2011 - Celebrity Red Carpet Escort Dude Tells All
1/14/2011 - TGIF!
1/14/2011 - A Woman Has Only One True Achievement
1/14/2011 - Man Hacked Women's Email To Steal Naked Pictures
1/14/2011 - Reader Roundup: The Hokey Pokey Reveals What The Vagina's All About
1/14/2011 - Can You Wear Six Items Or Less?
1/14/2011 - Arizona Gunman's Self Portraits With Red G-String And Gun
1/14/2011 -
Coitus
Magazine Offers Up An Afternoon Delight
1/14/2011 - The Secret To A Happy Marriage? Be Thinner Than Your Husband
1/14/2011 - Was
Jersey Shore
Cast Watching Miami While Filming Seaside?
1/14/2011 - 90 Teens Pregnant In One Memphis School
1/14/2011 - Win Sweet Etsy Swag In This Week’s Jezebel Bounty
1/14/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Adopts African Kid
1/14/2011 - Do Women Have A Biological Protection Against Rape?
1/14/2011 - Natalie Portman Is Sick Of The Girl Who Wants To Get Married
1/14/2011 - The Salacious Scenes That Killed
The Kennedys
Miniseries
1/14/2011 - A New Way For Eight-Year-Olds To Rouge Their Tender Cheeks
1/14/2011 - What To Do With A "Bitch" Gone Mad
1/14/2011 -
Vanity Fair
Wants Its Women Cattier, Apparently
1/14/2011 - Bra-Gate Is A Lot Less Fun Than It Sounds
1/14/2011 - Jessica Alba Is Not Sure About This Chapeau
1/14/2011 - Japanese Government Worries Teens Aren't Horny Enough
1/14/2011 - Twin Sisters Celebrate 100th Birthday
1/14/2011 - MAC Wants You To Lasso Some Wonder Woman-Inspired Makeup For Spring
1/14/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Has A Message For You
1/14/2011 - This Whitney Houston Impersonation Will Haunt Your Nightmares
1/14/2011 -
Charlie's Angels
Will Return… Again
1/14/2011 - Iowa Will Let Telemed Abortions Go Forward
1/14/2011 - Patterns & Platforms For Milla Jovovich
1/14/2011 - Demi, Kirsten & Gerard Rock Jewels, Jewel-Tones
1/14/2011 - Class Invited To Vote On New Mom's Grade
1/14/2011 - Smell-O-Vision Device Coming Soon To Your Computer
1/14/2011 - Martha Stewart Gets Stitches After Headbutt From French Bulldog
1/13/2011 - Oh, Shove It Up Your Trousers, Rinna
1/13/2011 - Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean Checks Himself Into Rehab
1/13/2011 - Rihanna Shoots & Scores
1/13/2011 - Ginnifer Goodwin's Family "Best Support System I've Ever Seen"
1/13/2011 - Christina Hendricks
Playboy
Photos Released On Twitter
1/13/2011 - The Week In Arguably Inappropriate Teacher Behavior
1/13/2011 - Vintage Ad Warns About The "Dangerous Experiment" Of Allowing Women To Vote
1/13/2011 - Lisbeth Salander Bares — Well, Some.
1/13/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Would Like You To Buy Her Shoes For $450
1/13/2011 - "Tiger Mothers" Aren't The Whole Story
1/13/2011 - Reader Roundup: Missing Dog Found Battling Laser Cats
1/13/2011 - Pharmacist Refuses Anti-Bleeding Drug To Woman Because She May Have Had Abortion
1/13/2011 - Listen To Every Breath Sarah Palin Takes
1/13/2011 - The Upside Of A Daughter's Slutty Girlfriends
1/13/2011 - Artist Creates Dress Using 14,235 Rubber Bands
1/13/2011 - Being Yelled At By Millionaire Matchmaker Bad For Business, Life
1/13/2011 - Chess Is One Girl's Ticket Out Of The Slums
1/13/2011 - Social Minefield: A Guide To Flirting
1/13/2011 - Signs Of A Growing Facebook Obsession
1/13/2011 - What Are Your
Initial
Thoughts About Jessica Biel's Vuitton Bag?
1/13/2011 - The "Marital Bed" Is Going Too Far
1/13/2011 - Oprah Says Depression Made Her Eat "30 Pounds" Of Mac & Cheese
1/13/2011 - Tim Pawlenty Would Reinstate DADT
1/13/2011 - AZ Shooter's Ex Takes Some Blame, But Why?
1/13/2011 - Rihanna Breaks The News Of Her
Vogue
Cover Shoot
1/13/2011 - Maryland May Recognize Gay Marriage
1/13/2011 - 10 Days In The Breakneck Rise & Fall Of "Golden Voice" Ted Williams
1/13/2011 - If Kanye West Rapped Exclusively About Recipes
1/13/2011 - New Taylor Swift Video Must Contain Secret Message To Jake
1/13/2011 - David Duchovny, Will You Dance With Me?
1/13/2011 - Pregnant Lady Booted From Bar For Totally Inane Reason
1/13/2011 - Crowd Pitches In On National Anthem After Girl's Mic Fails
1/13/2011 - Nicki Minaj's
V
Cover Is Weird And We Love It
1/13/2011 - A January Day In The Park With January Jones
1/13/2011 - Davos Imposes Gender Quota
1/13/2011 - Big Style At "Big Love"
1/13/2011 - Couple Offers To Name Baby After Whoever Finds Their Dog
1/13/2011 -
True Grit
's Hailee Steinfeld To Share Stage With Justin Bieber
1/13/2011 - Giffords Opens Her Eyes, Sees A Room Full Of Strong Women
1/13/2011 - Abortion Provider Sues Over Abortion Pill Restrictions
1/13/2011 - Homophobes Gracefully Cancel Plans To Picket Tucson Girl's Funeral
1/13/2011 - Dita Von Teese's Cleavage Too Offensive For TV
1/12/2011 - Look Who Just Joined Jenny!
1/12/2011 - Back When An Advice Columnist Could Hand Down Any Dictate
1/12/2011 - Chanel Video Dares You To Distinguish Models From Dummies
1/12/2011 - Somali Town Bans Women From Working
1/12/2011 - Holly Says Hef "Could Do Better Than Crystal"
1/12/2011 - Move Over Snuggie — "Forever Lazy" Is The Latest In Wearable Blankets
1/12/2011 - A Map Of Abortion Rates By State
1/12/2011 - Text Messages Are Saving Pregnant Women's Lives
1/12/2011 - Olivia Munn's Groin Spurs
Maxim
Cover Controversy
1/12/2011 - New Program Tracks Sex Offenders With GPS
1/12/2011 - Women's Advocate Murdered In Juarez
1/12/2011 - Shocked Friends Make Breakups Way Worse
1/12/2011 - Nation's Pets Bemused By Recent Snowfall
1/12/2011 - This Year's Super Bowl Ads: All About Girl Power!
1/12/2011 - Happy Hump Day!
1/12/2011 - The "Chew And Screw" Is On The Rise
1/12/2011 - Reader Roundup: Thankfully There's No
Teen Mom
Nail Polish...Yet
1/12/2011 - Adorable Baby Elephant Plays On The Beach
1/12/2011 -
Teen Mom 2
: When You're More Of A "Teen" Than A "Mom"
1/12/2011 - Camilla Belle Dazzles On The Runway In Italy
1/12/2011 - Terry Richardson Shot Paris Hilton For A
Vogue
Cover
1/12/2011 - Fame, Glam, Glitz, "Scripted Reality," Tokyo-Style
1/12/2011 -
Cosmo
Recommends Harassing Retail Employees
1/12/2011 - College Students Would Rather Get Praised Than Laid
1/12/2011 - Blake Lively's Dress Is Just Plum Gorgeous
1/12/2011 - Attention Mouth Breathers: Your Health Is In Danger
1/12/2011 - Midweek Madness Has Been Postponed
1/12/2011 - Millionaire Matchmaker Takes On Julian Assange
1/12/2011 - Amber Rose Gets Revved Up
1/12/2011 - Debbie Friedman, Jewish Feminist Folk Singer, Dies At 59
1/12/2011 -
Glee
OPI Polish Lets You Sport "Celibacy Club" Nails
1/12/2011 - The Real Problem With A "Hymen Cam"
1/12/2011 - Johnny Weir Has That Warm & Fuzzy Feeling
1/12/2011 - Horrible D-List Celeb Preaches "Managed Anorexia," Is Shamed
1/12/2011 - How To Make Kissing Creepy. And Warm.
1/12/2011 - Katie Holmes, Face Of Ann Taylor, Coming To A Billboard Near You
1/12/2011 - Sharon Stone's A Lean Mean Leather-Clad Machine
1/12/2011 -
The Simpsons
: The Latest Disturbing Porn Parody
1/12/2011 - Dramatic Twist On
The Fashion Show
1/12/2011 - Kate Hudson Is Also Pregnant
1/12/2011 - Meet The Newest Animal Star: Heidi The Cross-Eyed Opossum
1/12/2011 - Katie & Suri Meet A Piggy At The Petting Zoo
1/12/2011 - Palin's Video Defense Against "Blood Libel"
1/12/2011 - About All The Dead Models In Kanye's Video…
1/12/2011 - Black Magic At "No Strings Attached" Premiere
1/12/2011 - Sarah Jessica Parker Has Her Hands Full
1/12/2011 - Jared Loughner's Scary Online Postings Discuss Rape, Rejection
1/12/2011 - Kate & William Comic Book Needs More Radioactive Spiders
1/12/2011 - Nicole Kidman Is Now Botox-Free
1/12/2011 - How to Reach Jezebel
1/11/2011 - Celebs Are Psyched About Today's Date
1/11/2011 - Jewel & Ty Murray Expecting First Child
1/11/2011 - There Is No "Kathryn Bigelow Effect" This Year
1/11/2011 - Finding Pleasure Reading About Someone In Pain
1/11/2011 - Mom & Daughter Are Ready For The Big Snow Fall
1/11/2011 - Lanvin Designer Alber Elbaz: "I See Internets Every Morning"
1/11/2011 - Nepal Adds "Third Gender" To Census
1/11/2011 - Feel-Good Alert! Flash-Mob Wedding Goes Viral
1/11/2011 - Subway Drivers May Strike During Royal Wedding
1/11/2011 - American Pets Deprived Of Birthday Party Fun
1/11/2011 - Miley Cyrus' New Role "Edgier, Darker," Ominous
1/11/2011 - Reader Roundup: We Have The Formula For Online Dating Success
1/11/2011 - Sofia Vergara & Heather Morris Explain It's "Nuthin' But a
Glee
Thang"
1/11/2011 - Busy Hormone Causes Racism, Love & Angry Hamsters
1/11/2011 - The Julian Assange Coloring Book Begs You To Deface Him
1/11/2011 - Scary Shrinks And Crack Pipes Shed Light On "Tiger Mother" Controversy
1/11/2011 - Crap Email From A Dude: "The Unsteady Seating Of Mirrors"
1/11/2011 - "Golden Voice" Ted Williams Detained By Police
1/11/2011 - The Depressing Realities Of Rape Statistics
1/11/2011 - Swiss Village Will Execute Dogs Of Tax-Dodgers
1/11/2011 - Sandra Lee's Virginal White Fetish
1/11/2011 - Lucy Liu Takes Her Best Shot
1/11/2011 - The Evolution Of Moms
1/11/2011 - Eyelash Enhancer Could Help With Baldness
1/11/2011 - How Coke Lied About Vitaminwater & Felt No Shame
1/11/2011 - ATMs Are As Filthy As Public Toilets
1/11/2011 - Is This A Banner Year For Young Women Onscreen?
1/11/2011 - 39-Year-Old Lucy Is The World's Oldest Cat
1/11/2011 -
Hoarders
: Man Lives With Thousands Of Uncaged Pet Rats
1/11/2011 - Mika Brzezinski Denies She's Being Silenced On
Morning Joe
1/11/2011 - Why Your Dating Profile Should Emphasize Your "Worst" Feature
1/11/2011 - Have You Played The
Black Swan
Game?
1/11/2011 - Rachel Zoe Sees Her Fashion Line Sitting Beside Alexander Wang And DVF
1/11/2011 - A Glossy Moment Of Zen With Kim Kardashian
1/11/2011 - Kathie Lee Attempts To Slut-Shame Snooki
1/11/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Damages New Range Rover
1/11/2011 - "Tiger Mother" Backpedals On Hyper-Strict Parenting Advice
1/11/2011 - Everything's Coming Up Roses For Snooki
1/11/2011 - Male Leader Of Female Sex Offender Ring Sentenced
1/11/2011 - Did Caroline Kennedy & Maria Shriver Kill
The Kennedys
Miniseries?
1/11/2011 - Michelle Williams' Getup Another Critical Success
1/11/2011 - The New
90210
Is Really Different From The Old
90210
1/11/2011 - Wingnut Says Gays In Military Caused Mass Bird Deaths
1/11/2011 -
Big Love
Creators: Chloe Sevigny Was Drunk When She Called Show "Awful"
1/11/2011 - Scarlett Johansson Devastated By Ryan & Sandra's Relationship
1/10/2011 - Atlanta
Housewives
Have Axes To Grind At Reunion Taping
1/10/2011 - Marion Cotillard Is Pregnant
1/10/2011 - Back When Drag Was "Adult Reading"
1/10/2011 - Pioneering Photographer's Work Discovered By Lucky Auction-Goer
1/10/2011 - Eat Cake, At Versailles
1/10/2011 - Josh Is Mild & Diane Is Wild
1/10/2011 - Vintage Makeup Ads Turn You From Loser To Irresistible!
1/10/2011 - Male Chastity Belt Now A Reality
1/10/2011 - This Man Will Speak For Subway Pervs Everywhere
1/10/2011 - For The Bitter Wannabe Princesses Out There...
1/10/2011 - Former "World's Fattest Man" Sues British National Health Service
1/10/2011 - Reader Roundup: Is Your Breakfast Cereal Plotting Against You?
1/10/2011 - Dog Custody Gets Ugly
1/10/2011 - Mom Bikes To Hospital During Labor
1/10/2011 - Better Mental Health Care Won't End Murder, But It Will Save Lives
1/10/2011 - Miss Delaware Lives With Baldness, Competes Wearing Wigs
1/10/2011 - Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin "Hates Violence"
1/10/2011 - Leighton's Accessories Are Red Hot
1/10/2011 - "Witch-Hunts" On The Rise In Rural India
1/10/2011 - Luvs Diapers Won't Leak During Baby Pooping Contest
1/10/2011 - How To Look Younger
1/10/2011 - A Quiet Moment With Barack & Michelle
1/10/2011 - Model Admits To Castrating Gay Activist, But Not Sleeping With Him
1/10/2011 - Watch JWoww & Snooki Attack "Italian Wannabe" Joy Behar
1/10/2011 - Scientist Who Collected 320,000 Baby Teeth Dies At 90
1/10/2011 - Clearing Up "Rumors" Of
RHOA
's Apollo's Criminal History
1/10/2011 - Brittany Snow Lashes Out
1/10/2011 -
The Atlantic
Weeps For The Sad, Slutty Drunk Girls
1/10/2011 - Older Women More Likely To Have Sex On First Date
1/10/2011 - Joan Vass, Who "Broke Every Rule Of The Business," Dead At 85
1/10/2011 - Sophia Bush Is Ever-So-Slightly Ruffled
1/10/2011 - The Problem With The Special K Challenge
1/10/2011 - Work-Life Balance For Ultra-Orthodox Female Soldiers
1/10/2011 - Rumor-Plagued Giada Says She Loves Being A "Traditional" Wife
1/10/2011 - Bullock's Bangin' Bangs
1/10/2011 - Ginnifer Goodwin Is Healthy & Not A Scary Alien Cat
1/10/2011 - Is Spike Telling Lindsay To Do The Right Thing?
1/10/2011 - What Happened In Palm Springs?
1/10/2011 - Australian Couple Fights To Have A Girl Through IVF, Aborted Twin Male Fetuses
1/10/2011 - Listen To Britney's New Track, "Hold It Against Me"
1/10/2011 - Words, Guns Blamed In Gabrielle Giffords Shooting
1/10/2011 - 15 Years Later, Lawyer Decides To Prove O.J.'s Innocence
1/10/2011 - Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant
1/9/2011 - Weekend Roundup
1/9/2011 - Ecstatic Minnie Mouse Photobombs Half Marathon Winner
1/9/2011 - Bereaved Berate British Bad Boy Baby Bedazzler
1/9/2011 - Kate Middleton Is A Cougar
1/9/2011 - Diamonds On The Tops Of Her Shoes
1/9/2011 - Sarah Palin Currently Enjoying Backpedalapalooza
1/9/2011 - Museum Hosts Dick Marathon
1/9/2011 - Supremely Happy
1/9/2011 - Name The New Beckham
1/9/2011 - Another Perspective On Women And Addiction
1/9/2011 - Rachel McAdams Sees Red
1/9/2011 - Minnesotan Pregnancy Survives Tornado-Dropped Cow
1/9/2011 - Website Retroactively Lusts After Dead Historical Figures
1/9/2011 - Eye And Foot On The Ball
1/9/2011 - Ten Ways To Get Fit On A Tiny Budget
1/9/2011 - Can Fetuses See?
1/9/2011 - Back in Pink
1/9/2011 - Congresswoman Giffords Reportedly Able To Communicate
1/9/2011 - Living In Sin Can End In Hell
1/9/2011 - The King's Peach
1/9/2011 - Rachel Dratch Reviews The Year In Boston Accents
1/9/2011 - Toe The Line
1/9/2011 - Miss England May Be Deployed To Afghanistan
1/9/2011 - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Not Tolerate Being Laughed At
1/8/2011 - Live From Jezebel ... It's Saturday Night!
1/8/2011 - Saturday Night Social
1/8/2011 - Bored By Kim Kardashian's Body? Let's Talk About Kourtney's, Then!
1/8/2011 - Political Pooch Looks Pooped
1/8/2011 - Have Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Split?
1/8/2011 - Honorable Woman Becomes Your Honor
1/8/2011 - Somali Town Bans Man-Woman Handshakes and Other Perfectly Innocent Things
1/8/2011 - Vermont Kids Won't Party If They Can't Grind
1/8/2011 - No Second Season for
Sarah Palin's Alaska
1/8/2011 - Do More Bowie Covers, Please
1/8/2011 - Jane Velez-Mitchell Not Amused By Awful "Rape Congratulations" Cards
1/8/2011 - Dog and His Owner Save Girl From Sex Attack
1/8/2011 - Faking a Casting Call to Abduct a Baby: Not a Good Idea
1/8/2011 - Behold Keri Hilson, Blonde Bombshell
1/8/2011 - Arizona Congresswoman Shot in the Head (Updated)
1/8/2011 - Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight!
1/8/2011 - Sleepy Puppy Says Hello
1/8/2011 - Emmanuelle Alt to Become French
Vogue
Editrix
1/8/2011 - Your Bestest Shitfaced Stories
1/8/2011 - The Night Ella Fitzgerald Was Arrested For "Shooting Dice"
1/8/2011 - Watch This Woman Swallow a Sword
1/8/2011 - Poor Gwyneth Paltrow
1/8/2011 - Sisters Starting Over
1/8/2011 - Become Perfect By Following Exciting New "Managed Anorexia" Plan
1/8/2011 - Family Values Types Really Peeved About ... Passport Forms?
1/8/2011 - The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and Reconciliations
1/7/2011 - Kelly Bensimon's Farts Are Delicious
1/7/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
1/7/2011 - Show Off Your Christmas Cookie Bloat With 3 Hideous Swimsuits From Victoria's Secret
1/7/2011 -
Teen Mom
Amber Parties With Paparazzi, Gary Starts A Clothing Line
1/7/2011 - Lena Dunham's Comedy
Girls
Is Coming To HBO
1/7/2011 - Stick A Fork In Zora Neale Hurston
1/7/2011 - Camille Grammer: Kelsey Forced Me to Do
Real Housewives
1/7/2011 - Romantic Thoughts For That Special Someone
1/7/2011 - Say Hello To Natalie Portman's Little Friend
1/7/2011 - "James Van Der Week" Rehabilitates Actor's Post-
Dawson's Creek
Image
1/7/2011 - The Uniform Beauty Of Asian Women "Before And After Makeup"
1/7/2011 - TGIF!
1/7/2011 - Anti-Choice Leaders Freak Out Over NYC Abortion Rate
1/7/2011 -
Jersey Shore
: What Makes Sammi Suck?
1/7/2011 - Win Deliciously Stylish Accessories In This Week's Jezebel Bounty
1/7/2011 - Reader Roundup: There's More Than One Way To Kill A Boner
1/7/2011 - Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer's Dog Day Afternoon
1/7/2011 -
New York Post
Cruelly Mocks Non-Famous Older Lady
1/7/2011 - The Lesbian Sister Who Sparked A Deportation Debate
1/7/2011 - Edwards Kids To Get $1.5 Million
1/7/2011 - The Art Of Getting Dressed While Drunk
1/7/2011 - Further Evidence Suri Cruise Is An Obvious Fashion Icon
1/7/2011 - This Is What Happens When Polaroid Lets Lady Gaga Design Something
1/7/2011 - Images You Should Not Masturbate To
1/7/2011 - Oprah's Confusing Filibuster...Confuses
1/7/2011 -
Toddlers & Tiaras
Baby Strips Down To Madonna Cone-Bra
1/7/2011 - Miss America Contestant To Push For Gay Rights During Pageant
1/7/2011 - JWoww's Ex Tenderly Describes Her Cellulite
1/7/2011 - Sandra Bullock's Feeling Flaky
1/7/2011 - Lady-Tears Are Total Bonerkillers
1/7/2011 - The Picture That Caused A Fight Between Anna Wintour And Grace Coddington
1/7/2011 - Circumcised Men Less Likely To Transmit HPV
1/7/2011 - Jake Gyllenhaal Rides The Subway...Into Your Dreams
1/7/2011 - An Imaginary Conversation Between Jennifer Aniston And Her Agent
1/7/2011 - What Was Drew Wearing? And Other Red Carpet Questions
1/7/2011 - Johnny Weir Steps Out Of The Glass Closet
1/7/2011 - Comatose Teen Girl Gets A Jaywalking Ticket
1/7/2011 - Sisters Win Freedom In Exchange For Kidney
1/7/2011 - Joe Biden's Awkward And Unsolicited Dating Advice For Girls
1/7/2011 - New Music From Britney Spears Finally Arrives
1/6/2011 - The Days Are Now Bleak, Not Festive, For Mimi
1/6/2011 - Salon's Broadsheet Sadly Shuttered
1/6/2011 - Epic Ladymag Meltdown Causes Duplicate Cover Fuck-Up
1/6/2011 - Holly Madison "Very Surprised" By Hugh Hefner's Engagement
1/6/2011 - A Horrifying Image From The Season Finale Of
Hoarders
1/6/2011 - Woman Auditions To Be First Female Game Show Announcer
1/6/2011 -
Enquirer
Claims John Edwards, Rielle Hunter Engaged
1/6/2011 - Leighton Matches Sweater To Sweet Thing
1/6/2011 - Because Sometimes We Get Hot Pepper Down There
1/6/2011 - Before Rosie the Riveter, There Were "Farmerettes"
1/6/2011 - A Handy Guide To Popular Lady-Image Clichés
1/6/2011 - Blake Incites Bag & Boot Envy
1/6/2011 - Anna Nicole's Doctor And Sleazy Live-In Lawyer Escape Felony Convictions
1/6/2011 - And Now, Watch A Small Dog Rotating As Smooth Jazz Plays
1/6/2011 - Noted Pick-Up Artist Allegedly Shoots A Woman In The Face [Updated]
1/6/2011 - Reader Roundup: Accepting A Marriage Proposal Should Cost Less Than A McChicken Sandwich
1/6/2011 - Social Minefield: How To Deal With Shyness
1/6/2011 - Divorce Court Judge Rules That Couple Are Morons
1/6/2011 - Higher ED Risk For Girls Whose
Friends
Watch TV
1/6/2011 - Foot Fungus Is Scientific Proof That Uggs Are Bad
1/6/2011 - How And Why To Make Tea
1/6/2011 -
Cosmo
's Fake Cover Hides Orgasms From Advertisers
1/6/2011 - Hugh Hefner & Fiancée Crystal Harris, Circa 2003
1/6/2011 - Making It Manly, Or How To Sell A Car
1/6/2011 - The Starbucks Siren Is The Most Powerful Woman In The World
1/6/2011 - Cross-Sex Strip Search Ruled Unconstitutional
1/6/2011 - Emma Stone Gives Her Pooch A Smooch
1/6/2011 - We Get It, You Hate Your Kids
1/6/2011 - 2011 Animal-Death Map Doesn't Make You Feel Any Better About Things
1/6/2011 - Romanian Witches Protest Taxes With Spells & Hexes
1/6/2011 - Kendra And Bethenny Dissect Their Own Body-Image Issues
1/6/2011 - A Guide To Finding Bookstore Cats
1/6/2011 - What The Angle Of Your Ponytail Says About You
1/6/2011 - Craigslist Poster Explains Her Quest For Platonic Love
1/6/2011 - Get Ready For Snooki Jeans, Snooki Perfume, And Snooki Lingerie
1/6/2011 -
Downton Abbey
, I Just Can't Quit You
1/6/2011 - Post-Rehab Lindsay Can't Keep Off The Grass
1/6/2011 - Injured Turtle & Goose Saved With Creative Prosthetics
1/6/2011 - The Worst Red Carpet We Have Ever Seen
1/6/2011 - Elizabeth Edwards Cut John Out Of Her Will
1/6/2011 - Study Linking Autism And Vaccines Was A Total Fraud
1/6/2011 - Woman Accepts Wedding Proposal For $1 On Groupon
1/6/2011 - Nicole Kidman Tells Jennifer Aniston She Prayed For A Man
1/5/2011 - Kelly Osbourne Is Having A Bad Day
1/5/2011 - The Corrupted Race For Female Viagra
1/5/2011 - Christina Aguilera Lives With Boyfriend & Ex-Husband In One House
1/5/2011 - You Could Waste Hours Designing Vibrators On Made To Pleasure's Site
1/5/2011 - Meet The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer And Brief. Or, Don't.
1/5/2011 - He'll Love You More When You're Rejected And Vulnerable
1/5/2011 - Get Your Maternity Spanx While They're Hot
1/5/2011 - Perez Hilton Thinks His "Biological Clock" Is Ticking
1/5/2011 - French
Vogue
's Sexy Kiddie Spread Is Misunderstood
1/5/2011 - Plague Update: More Dead Birds, Fish, & Crabs Confirm Forthcoming Apocalypse
1/5/2011 - Happy Hump Day!
1/5/2011 - Weatherwoman Admits She Made Up Central Park Attack
1/5/2011 - Is Courtney Love's Twitter Respected Enough To Warrant A Lawsuit?
1/5/2011 - Reader Roundup: Modern-Day Marie Antoinette Says, "Let Them Eat Chanel"
1/5/2011 - Bridesmaid Drops Out Of Wedding With Epic Email, Credits Her "Power Animal"
1/5/2011 - "Don't Think I Am Overly Interested In You, But I Love To Hunt :)"
1/5/2011 - Golden Voice Update!
1/5/2011 - The Harrowing Date-Rape Scene From Snooki's Book
1/5/2011 - Sex Toy Exec Victim Of World's Most Inept Poisoning
1/5/2011 - The Original Love Story, Documented For Posterity
1/5/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Ryan & Sandra Are A Perfect Fit
1/5/2011 - Editing Ross Douthat
1/5/2011 - Lithuania Smells Like Pagans And Musk
1/5/2011 - Heidi Klum's Daughter Has Her Arm Amputated By
In Touch
1/5/2011 - What Comes After Kathie Lee's "Winesday"?
1/5/2011 - Women Lose A Major Ally In Pakistan
1/5/2011 - Blake Lively: Chanel Is A Purse Made Of Dreams
1/5/2011 - Swiffer Reaches Out To The Filthy, Lonely Ladies
1/5/2011 - Women Aren't The Only Infertile Ones Around Here
1/5/2011 - Emmanuelle Alt May Be Carine Roitfeld's Successor At French
Vogue
1/5/2011 - Millionaire Matchmaker Clashes With "Plumpty Dumpty" Female Client
1/5/2011 - More Creative Ladies Rob Banks
1/5/2011 - The Kind Of Premiere That's Attended Mostly By Real Housewives
1/5/2011 - Woman Calls 911 To Force Boyfriend To Propose
1/5/2011 - ESPN Fires Announcer Over "Sweet Baby" Dig
1/5/2011 - Girls Who Start Periods Earlier At Higher Risk For Depression
1/5/2011 - Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal No Longer Singing "You Belong With Me"
1/4/2011 - Toni Braxton Is Considering Posing For
Playboy
1/4/2011 - Sherri Shepherd Is Engaged
1/4/2011 - Grandmas Can Be Punk Rock, Badass & Glamorous
1/4/2011 - Parents Sue School For Hair Policy
1/4/2011 - How To Turn A Doll Into An Action Figure
1/4/2011 - Thomas Ex To Pen Salacious Tell-All
1/4/2011 - What Women Want From Comics
1/4/2011 - Jude & Sienna Step Off The Plane Slightly Wrinkled
1/4/2011 - The Hilarious Fucking Masses Tell 2010 To Fuck Off, Too
1/4/2011 - Nursing Student Expelled For Facebook Placenta Pic
1/4/2011 - Ryan Gosling Obviously Sings
My Little Pony
Theme Song
1/4/2011 - Research Proves What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger
1/4/2011 - Disturbing Sexual Assault Involving Two Men, A Woman & A Snake
1/4/2011 - Reader Roundup: Hugh Hefner Disney Movie Definitely Has A Happy Ending
1/4/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's New Beach House Is Full Of Paparazzi-Friendly Windows
1/4/2011 - MTV Will Most Likely Ruin UK's Edgy Teen Drama Series
1/4/2011 - Paula Abdul Is Totally Sober, Except For In All Of These Clips
1/4/2011 - New Version Of
Huckleberry Finn
Eliminates "N" Word
1/4/2011 - Wouldn't You Like To Know What's Inside Ralph Lauren's Garage?
1/4/2011 - Kanye's Completely Conspicuous Yet Cozy Coat
1/4/2011 - Happy Gay Teens Are Worth Studying Too
1/4/2011 - Homeless Man with Golden Radio Voice Will Have Your Ears Ringing for Days
1/4/2011 - Twitter Offers A Rich Variety Of Selena Gomez Death Threats
1/4/2011 - JamesVanDerMeme: A Gif For Every Occasion!
1/4/2011 - Hef Dodges The Baby-Oil Yeast Infection Issue
1/4/2011 - Duggar's Umpteenth Son Has A Very Wholesome Rifle
1/4/2011 - Deep-Pocketed Woman Will Pay For Platonic Love
1/4/2011 - Creator Of The BeeHive Gets Her Due As National Treasure
1/4/2011 - The Legendary Judith Jamison Retires
1/4/2011 - Some Questions About The Justin Bieber Cover Of
Vanity Fair
1/4/2011 - Why Earn Money When Your Husband Can Do It For You?
1/4/2011 - Rising Literary Star Snooki Discusses Her Novel
1/4/2011 - Scalia Says Constitution Doesn't Protect Women
1/4/2011 - Ridiculous L'Oréal Ad Stars Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Alba, Jane Fonda And Just About Everyone Else
1/4/2011 - Burger Joint Lady Hasn't Had A Vacation In 38 Years
1/4/2011 - Estrogen May Promote Spread Of Oral Cancer In Women
1/4/2011 - See
True Grit
's Hailee Steinfeld In A KMart Commercial
1/4/2011 - Miley Preaches The Wonders Of Salvia
1/4/2011 - Vinny From
Jersey Shore
Debuts His Bully-Fighting Clothing Line
1/4/2011 - 10-Year-Old Girl Discovers Supernova
1/4/2011 - Massage Therapists Sue Brett Favre For Sexting
1/4/2011 - Douchey Naval Captain Suspended Over "Inappropriate" Videos
1/4/2011 - Lady Gaga Spent Christmas Playing With Balls
1/3/2011 - Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Baby Bump
1/3/2011 - Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds Spend New Year's Eve Together
1/3/2011 - Holiday Revels May Leave Us With "Social Jet Lag"
1/3/2011 - As Another "Comfort Woman" Dies, The Window For Reparation Grows Ever-Smaller
1/3/2011 - Salma Hayek Makes A Splash
1/3/2011 - "Don't Shit Where You Eat" Grosses Out A Nation
1/3/2011 - Anxieties Revealed In New Networking Site For Gays In Military
1/3/2011 - 3 Important Things To Note About Lady Gaga's New Album
1/3/2011 - Kim Kardashian Admits She's An Opportunist In
Glamour
1/3/2011 - Woman Sorta Stabs Boyfriend Over Facebook Page
1/3/2011 - Reader Roundup: Imminent Apocalypse Has A Silver Lining
1/3/2011 -
New Yorker
Boycotted For Lack of Female Writers
1/3/2011 - Lil Wayne's Teddy Bear Sneakers Can Be Yours
1/3/2011 - Less Drama, More Cupcakes & Anal: Your Resolutions For 2011
1/3/2011 - How To Knit A Giant Sweater For A Bull
1/3/2011 - Blow-up Sex Doll Causes Car Accident
1/3/2011 - Chloë Sevigny's All Set With A Bikini, A Bottle & A Bite To Eat
1/3/2011 - Princeton Alums, State Dept. Staffer Run Revolting Sex Contest
1/3/2011 - Setting The World Record For Coldest Burlesque Show
1/3/2011 - Trendcasting: Pie Will Be Big In 2011
1/3/2011 - Kim Kardashian "Accidentally" Takes On The Music Biz
1/3/2011 - Russian Spy Stars In Russian Spy Spoof
1/3/2011 - Teen Riot Closes Wisconsin Mall
1/3/2011 - Sandra Lee Surpasses Expectations, Puts Pet Bird In A Diaper
1/3/2011 - Are You Excited By The Leaked Justin Timberlake Track? [Updated]
1/3/2011 - Why Are Our Brains Are Shrinking?
1/3/2011 - 100,000 Dead Fish In Arkansas Raise Suspicions Of Biblical Plague
1/3/2011 - Cammie D & A-Rod Look A Little Partied Out
1/3/2011 - The Fascinating Mundaneness Of Oprah's Life
1/3/2011 - ESPN Announcer Pulled For "Sweetcakes" Comment
1/3/2011 - Taylor Swift And Blake Lively Are The Worst Ladymag Cover Stars
1/3/2011 - What Does Casey Anthony's Sex Life Have To Do With It?
1/3/2011 - Incredibly Devoted Wildlife Activist To Live With Lions For 30 Days
1/3/2011 - Princess Boy Appears In Pink Floofy Skirts, Made To Twirl By Meredith Vieira
1/3/2011 - Stars And Their Boobs Ring In The New Year
1/3/2011 - Pete Postlethwaite Dead At 64
1/3/2011 - Navy Officer Creates Dopey Homophobic Jerk-Off Video
1/3/2011 - Righteous Oprah Fans Angered By OWN Cable Fees
1/3/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's Post-Rehab Comeback Plan Involves Butterflies
1/2/2011 - Sunday Night Social
1/2/2011 - Indepen-Dance
1/2/2011 - The Ever-Evolving Boyfriend Checklist
1/2/2011 - Kathy Griffin's New Year's Resolution: Offend Willow Palin
1/2/2011 - Semi-Religious With Sandra Lee
1/2/2011 - Oh, Great. A New Season Of The Bachelor.
1/2/2011 - Mother of Ronaldo's Child Wants To See Her Son
1/2/2011 - Sunday Thighlights: Leg Hugs For Everyone
1/2/2011 - Iranian Government Scrooges Valentine's Day
1/2/2011 - Fitness For Cheapskates
1/2/2011 - Ladies Be Photo Opping
1/2/2011 - Can You Eat Your Way To Choosing The Sex Of Your Baby?
1/2/2011 - God Warms Up For 2012 By Causing Birds To Fall From Sky
1/2/2011 - Grin And Polar Bear It
1/2/2011 - British Ironwoman Makes All Other Humans Look Lazy
1/2/2011 - Lindsay Lohan: Like Gandhi, But With Leggings
1/2/2011 - STD Registry is Thousands Of Open, Oozing Lawsuits Waiting To Happen
1/2/2011 - Inflation All I Ever Wanted
1/2/2011 - Ambitious Naming A Sure Path To Stardom
1/2/2011 - No Thmoking, Pleath
1/2/2011 - You Can't Win 'Em All
1/2/2011 - Facebook Oversharing Gets Placental
1/2/2011 - Fist Pump
1/2/2011 - Is Pie The New Cake?
1/2/2011 - Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life
1/1/2011 - Saturday Night Social
1/1/2011 - At Least We've Got Procreation Down Pat
1/1/2011 - Rosy Royalty
1/1/2011 - Want a Happy Relationship? Think About Yourself More
1/1/2011 - What Weighty Matters Will The New Year Bring?
1/1/2011 - Money Makes Women Seek Out Hotter, Older Partners
1/1/2011 - World-Traveling Couple Inspires Awe and Sadness
1/1/2011 - She's Taking Over
1/1/2011 - Good Grief: Now
Black Swan
's Influencing Our Wardrobes, Too
1/1/2011 - Santa-Straddling Ke$ha Vows Not to Become a Douchebag in '11
1/1/2011 - Domestic Violence Wallpaper Will Spruce up Your Drab Dining Room
1/1/2011 - Keyboard Cat Celebrates New Year's With Fireworks and Song
1/1/2011 - What's Next For 2010's Worst Dudes?
1/1/2011 - Irin Carmon TV Appearances
1/1/2011 - Arizona's Ethnic Studies Ban Now in Effect
1/1/2011 - She Needs the Binoculars to See Her Toes
1/1/2011 - Slim-Down Surgery Slims Down Your Wallet
1/1/2011 - Convicted Rapist Seeks Right to Starve to Death
1/1/2011 - Where Are We Headed With Reproductive Rights?
1/1/2011 - Fuck Yeah, 2011
1/1/2011 - M.I.A. Releases WikiLeaky, Zeitgeisty Mixed Tape
1/1/2011 - Oprah's Oprahtastic TV Channel Has Launched, Finally
1/1/2011 - Is Meg Ryan Dating Newly Separated John Mellencamp?