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12/30/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Says A Phone Call From Her Fiancé Saved Her Life

12/30/2011 - The Night Belongs To Patti Smith

12/30/2011 - Holy Vibrators Make Sex A Religious Experience

12/30/2011 - This Child Loves His iPod Touch More Than You Will Ever Love Anything

12/30/2011 - 'Colorful Hearts' Teddy Bear Recalled For Being Scary As Hell

12/30/2011 - Time To Pump Iron

12/30/2011 - Was 2011 A Joke?

12/30/2011 - Republicans Want You To Know That They Were Once Very, Very Poor

12/30/2011 - Indiana's First Black Female Mayor Elected To Lead America's Grimmest City

12/30/2011 - Woman Gets Her Engagement Ring Back 36 Years After It Fell Into A Toilet

12/30/2011 - Is Tech CEO Mark Hurd A Wannabe Pickup Artist?

12/30/2011 - Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News

12/30/2011 - Say Goodbye To 'Baby Bump' And 'Man Cave'

12/30/2011 - Russell Brand Files For Divorce From Katy Perry; Everybody Freak The Fuck Out

12/30/2011 - Women Who Drink Wine Every Day Say They Have Better Sex

12/30/2011 - Going To A New Year's Eve Party? We've Got Makeup Tips From A Drag Queen

12/30/2011 - Let's Make Fun of Republicans' Houses

12/30/2011 - Alessandra Ambrosio Didn't Tell Victoria's Secret She Was Pregnant Until After The Show

12/30/2011 - Maryland Doctors Charged With Murder For Late-Term Abortions

12/30/2011 - Snooki: Little Red Corvette Leatherette

12/30/2011 - The Year Love Died: 2011’s Most Crushing Celebrity Break-Ups

12/30/2011 - Rooney Mara's Nipple Piercing Was Strategically Placed

12/30/2011 - Airplanes: The Best Way To Travel If You Don't Want To Die

12/30/2011 - Michele Bachmann Thinks The Entire Internet Is Against Her

12/30/2011 - Rihanna & Chris Brown Send Each Other Not-So Secret Love Tweets

12/29/2011 - Couple Welcomes 100th Grandchild, Offers Terrifying Glimpse Into A Duggar-Filled Future

12/29/2011 - Fox News Apologizes To Jews After Insinuating They Killed Jesus

12/29/2011 - Watch As Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel Try To Kill You With Cuteness

12/29/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Michele Bachmann Gets Dissed Twice In One Day

12/29/2011 - Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul For President, Accidentally Enrages Her Fans

12/29/2011 - Couples React to Declining Marriage Rate By Getting Engaged En Masse

12/29/2011 - Officials Raid Turkey Semen Farm To Investigate Animal Cruelty

12/29/2011 - Today Is The Day When Everyone Makes Babies

12/29/2011 - Dov Charney Clings To Relevance, But For How Much Longer?

12/29/2011 - Columbus Totally Gave Everyone Syphilis

12/29/2011 - Teenage Girl's Oral Sex History Apparently Relevant To Her Alleged Rapist's Trial

12/29/2011 - Who Is Penelope Trunk?

12/29/2011 - Woman Who Forced Underage Girls Into Prostitution Given Gentle One Year Sentence

12/29/2011 - The Year in Dicks

12/29/2011 - Concerned Voter Wants to Know if Newt Gingrich will Legalize Polygamy

12/29/2011 - After 77 Years Of Wedded Bliss, 99-Year-Old Husband Files For Divorce

12/29/2011 - Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to Peru

12/29/2011 - The Right Way to Talk to Young Girls About Beauty

12/29/2011 - Another Victoria's Secret Model Allegedly Pregnant On The Catwalk: Lily Aldridge

12/29/2011 - Obesity Could Make The Brain Big, Too

12/29/2011 - To Prevent Hangovers, Stop Drinking

12/29/2011 - The 'Cruelty-Free' Part Of Your Cosmetics Is Meaningless

12/29/2011 - NASCAR Driver Apologizes To All the Bitches Who Don't Think Breastfeeding is 'Nasty'

12/29/2011 - Town Terrorized By Weed-Toting Gossip Girl Star Named America's Safest City

12/29/2011 - Michele Bachmann's Iowa Chair Flees, Seeks Solace With Ron Paul

12/29/2011 - Obama & Clinton Beat Out Kardashians As America's Most Admired People

12/29/2011 - Drama Addict Ashton Kutcher Shows Off Rumored New Girlfriend

12/28/2011 - Even Adopting A Cat Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

12/28/2011 - Abortions To Save Woman's Life Will Be Permitted In Imaginary Perry Presidency

12/28/2011 - Rachel Uchitel Mocked For Average-Priced 'Nipple Suckers' On Baby Registry

12/28/2011 - Saudi Women Allowed To Vote Without Male Permission, Can't Do Much Else

12/28/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Call Off The Election, We're Having A Reality Show Instead

12/28/2011 - Bradley Cooper & Zoe Saldana Are 'Totally Dating'

12/28/2011 - Did Rihanna Steal The Concept For Her New Video?

12/28/2011 - Cruise Recreating The Titanic's Disastrous Voyage Is A Terrible Idea

12/28/2011 - Survey Reveals Ladies Take Fucking Forever To Feel Good About Themselves

12/28/2011 - Michele Bachmann Wants You To Know She Hates Gays the Most

12/28/2011 - Everyone Secretly Loves Drunken Online Shopping

12/28/2011 - Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World Leaders Full Of Cancer

12/28/2011 - 13 Fantastic Female Comics Creators Of 2011

12/28/2011 - Scary New Machine Scans Your Face And Decides Whether To Give You A Treat

12/28/2011 - Tarzan's Chimp Friend Dies At 80

12/28/2011 - Search For Civil War Artifacts Turns Up Soldier's Sad Valentine

12/28/2011 - Vote For Jezebel's Woman Of The Year

12/28/2011 - Sensitive Kids May Grow Into OCD Adults

12/28/2011 - Watch Elvis The Crocodile Flex His Might

12/28/2011 - Unable To Find 12 Women Of The Year, BBC Crowns Panda Instead

12/28/2011 - Alessandra Ambrosio Is Pregnant (And Walked The Victoria's Secret Show Anyhow)

12/28/2011 - The Year In Workplace Discrimination, Harassment, And General Fuckery

12/28/2011 - New Yorkers Winning The Race For Immortality

12/28/2011 - Michele Bachmann, Snooki Named Least Scientifically Competent Celebrities

12/28/2011 - The Duggars' Video Message To Their Miscarried Child Is For You Too, Folks

12/28/2011 - 5 Drink Recipes That Will Ensure a Happy New Year

12/28/2011 - Your Morning Cry: Single Mom Found Dead With A List Of Dreams In Her Pocket

12/28/2011 - Mitt Romney Is Running For America's Embarrassing Dad

12/28/2011 - Watch A Terrifying Mob Of Shoe-Crazed Women Lose Their Shit At Saks

12/28/2011 - Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner Diagnosed With Cancer

12/28/2011 - Sexual Violence Against Women Soars In Somalia

12/28/2011 - Japanese Wendy's Is Way Classier Than American Wendy's

12/28/2011 - Beyoncé Said To Be Delivering Her Baby Girl Any Second Now

12/27/2011 - Rick Perry Suddenly Realizes He's Against Abortion In Cases Of Rape & Incest

12/27/2011 - Measure Requiring Condoms In Porn Qualifies For L.A. Ballot

12/27/2011 - Reports Of Sexual Assault At Military Academies Increase Drastically

12/27/2011 - Mom Sues Toys R Us Over Loose Wagon Wheel

12/27/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Now There Is A 'Me' In Uterus

12/27/2011 - Steven Tyler Engaged To Girlfriend Erin Brady

12/27/2011 - Crystal Renn Does The Splits In A New Cirque Du Soleil Editorial

12/27/2011 - How Much Did Dottie Sandusky Know About Her Husband's Alleged Crimes?

12/27/2011 - How Many Girls Want Girl-On-Girl Action?

12/27/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Sings A Duet With Her Heavier Self In Weird Weight Watchers Ad

12/27/2011 - Pittsburgh Radio Host Says Women 'Know Nothing' [Updated]

12/27/2011 - The Year In Your Uterus

12/27/2011 - Sensible Religious School Fired Woman For Being Artificially Inseminated

12/27/2011 - Ron Paul Not A Bigot, Just A Chronically Uncool Dude Who Hates Spanish Speakers

12/27/2011 - Advice Columnist Downplays Sexual Assault As 'Sleep Sex'

12/27/2011 - HPV Vaccine Side Effects Do Not Include Sluttiness

12/27/2011 - Orthodox Israelis Spit On Whorish 8-Year-Old Girl For Going To School

12/27/2011 - The 25 Biggest Songs Of 2011, All In One Excellent Mashup

12/27/2011 - Guns Are The New Yoga

12/27/2011 - New DSK Movie May Be Coming To A Theater Near You

12/27/2011 - Grocery Stores: Not Just For Ladies Anymore!

12/27/2011 - Color Field Painter Helen Frankenthaler Dies At 83

12/27/2011 - What A-List Faces Sold The Most Magazines In 2011?

12/27/2011 - Egyptian Court Wisely Bans Military's Use Of Virginity Tests

12/27/2011 - Divorce Records Reveal Gingrich's Pants Decidedly On Fire

12/27/2011 - Cursed NFL Cheerleaders Are Making Their Teams Lose

12/27/2011 - FDA Warned About Dangers Of French Breast Implants, But No One Listened

12/27/2011 - Barack Obama Loves The Taste Of Baby Fingers

12/27/2011 - Downing Street Cat Cruelly Banned From Prime Minister's Home

12/27/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Bravely Turns Down New Year's Eve Cash

12/26/2011 - Doesn't Your Butt Deserve A $130,000 Crystal-Covered Toilet?

12/26/2011 - Iranian Woman May Be Spared From Stoning, Hanged Instead

12/26/2011 - Rock Stars Aren't More Likely To Drop Dead At 27

12/26/2011 - TSA Confiscates Cupcake Due To Potentially Dangerous Icing

12/26/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Lisbeth Salamander Lives Up To Her Name

12/26/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Rejected Precious Lead Due To Weight Gain Requirement

12/26/2011 - Awesome Boys Club Works To Stop Violence Against Women

12/26/2011 - Woman Gives Birth Under Her Christmas Tree On Christmas Day

12/26/2011 - This Boxing Day, Give The Gift Of Thighs

12/26/2011 - People Are Paying Lots Of Money To Have Their Yards Covered In Fake Snow

12/26/2011 - A Gopher Blasts His Shotgun And Pops A Wheelie

12/26/2011 - Daniel Craig Thinks Politicians Are Back-Stabbing Shitheads

12/26/2011 - Scorned Football Fan Embarrasses Her Cheating Boyfriend In Front Of An Entire Nation

12/26/2011 - What Terrible Gifts Will You Be Returning Today?

12/26/2011 - Adorable Baby Shoves His Fingers Into Obama's Mouth

12/26/2011 - Alicia Keys Gives The Knicks Some Christmas Cheers

12/26/2011 - Lady Gaga's Former Personal Assistant Sues Her, Says She Was Treated Like A Slave

12/25/2011 - Finally, Nativity Scenes For Nerds, Goth Kids, And People Who Love Booze

12/24/2011 - Saturday Night Social

12/24/2011 - Thigh Masters

12/24/2011 - Video Of Little Girl Getting Pissed Off About Pink Toys Will Make Your Heart Swell

12/24/2011 - Study Shows Olds Know How To Use Phones

12/24/2011 - The Absolutely Last-Minute Drugstore Gift Guide

12/24/2011 - Have Yourself A Gilbert Gottfried Christmas

12/24/2011 - Demi Lovato Rips Disney Channel A New Asshole For Making Jokes About Eating Disorders

12/23/2011 - Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Blew $5000 On A VIP Ice-Skating Adventure For Suri

12/23/2011 - The Night Belongs To Carla Bruni

12/23/2011 - Gifts We Wish Existed

12/23/2011 - Jimmy Fallon Spreads Holiday Cheer With A 'Twas The Night Before Christmas Mad Lib

12/23/2011 - The World's Most Adorable Polar Bear Cub Has World's Most Adorable Belly

12/23/2011 - Shoppers Pepper-Sprayed For Fighting Over Nikes

12/23/2011 - Pennsylvania Case Proves Parental Consent Laws Fucking Suck

12/23/2011 - Make It Rain This Holiday Season

12/23/2011 - Churches Admit They've Lost 'War on Christmas' by Canceling Christmas Day Services

12/23/2011 - Don't Use Elaborate Wrapping On A Shitty Gift, You Guys

12/23/2011 - TGIF!

12/23/2011 - How To Wrap The Best Gifts Without Breaking The Bank

12/23/2011 - Angelina Jolie Wants To Tell You A Story, And It's Not Pretty

12/23/2011 - The Worst Christmas Duet Ever

12/23/2011 - Brave 'Hebephile' Stands Up For Right To Fuck Teen Girls

12/23/2011 - An Unabridged List Of Words Used By Critics To Describe Lisbeth Salander

12/23/2011 - Season's Beatings: The Year In Holiday Violence

12/23/2011 - Inside Courtney Love's Smoky Closet

12/23/2011 - Worth It: Not Buying Crap

12/23/2011 - New Research on Networking and Sex Wins Stereotype Bingo

12/23/2011 - Michigan Bans Benefits For Domestic Partners, Claims It's Just A Money-Saving Tactic

12/23/2011 - Five Ways To Entertain Yourself In An Airport

12/23/2011 - Kardashians Sue Over Sweatshop Allegations [Updated]

12/23/2011 - Weatherman Tries To Get An Intern To Give Him An On-Air Massage

12/23/2011 - Are Pesky GOP Saboteurs Behind The Fake Hillary 2012 Campaign?

12/23/2011 - Here's That Taylor Swift Hunger Games Song You Didn't Ask For

12/23/2011 - What Did Neanderthals Sound Like? High-Pitched Lady Muppets, Possibly

12/23/2011 - Michele Bachmann Is Accosted By Gay Robot

12/23/2011 - Jersey Shore Creators Target Nerds For Dubious Stardom

12/23/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Advised To Make Mad Dash For Brad Pitt’s Sperm

12/22/2011 - Girl Missing Since 2004 Tsunami Turns Up Alive In Indonesia

12/22/2011 - Should You Tell Your Loved Ones They Are Fat This Holiday Season?

12/22/2011 - Michelle Obama Would Like To Be Reincarnated As Bo The Dog

12/22/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Santa Gets Some Helpful Advice

12/22/2011 - Kris Humphries Gets Booed By The Crowd During His First Game Back In The NBA

12/22/2011 - World's Oldest Yoga Teacher Is As Adorable As She Is Flexible

12/22/2011 - Feces Cake Prank Raises The Question: Is Poop A Carb?

12/22/2011 - Judge Bars Inscrutable Personhood Initiative From Nevada Ballot

12/22/2011 - World Headed For Disastrous Frankincense Shortage

12/22/2011 - Now You Can Get One-On-One Advice From The Extraordinary E. Jean

12/22/2011 - Drunk Woman Slips And Ends Up Under A Train

12/22/2011 - Craptastic Twilight Franchise Has Made Melissa Rosenberg Highest Grossing Female Screenwriter Ever

12/22/2011 - Who Should Be Jezebel's Woman Of The Year?

12/22/2011 - Minnesota Gays Formally Apologize For Ruining Cheating Conservative's Marriage

12/22/2011 - How Exactly Does Santa Go Down All Those Chimneys In A Single Night?

12/22/2011 - Lady CEO's $15M Payout Is Nothing Compared To What Her Male Peers Get

12/22/2011 - Dutch Magazine Un-pologizes For Rihanna Slur

12/22/2011 - How To Attend A Holiday Party When The Holiday's Not Yours

12/22/2011 - Ron Paul's Racist Newsletter Explains Why He Hates Blacks, Gays, Everybody

12/22/2011 - '30-Something Grandmas' Finally Get Own Reality Show

12/22/2011 - Stranded Real-Life Lady MacGyver Survives For 9 Days On Snow & Candy Bars

12/22/2011 - Every Time You Get An Abortion, A Toy Sheds A Tear

12/22/2011 - Contrary To Popular Belief, It's Women Who Fear The Marriage Trap

12/22/2011 - 30 Rock's Jenna Maroney Berates Kids Of Questionable Talent

12/22/2011 - The Popularity And Perfectionism Behind Butt Sex

12/22/2011 - Congressman Apologizes For Being Appalled By Michelle Obama's Gargantuan Ass

12/22/2011 - The Story Of My Man-Boobs

12/22/2011 - Pregnant Mothers Should Be Terrified Of Mildly Warm Days

12/22/2011 - See The First Woman To Wear Pants In Congress In 1969

12/22/2011 - The Truly Charitable Gift Guide

12/22/2011 - Pageant Mom Explains Necessary Breast Implants

12/22/2011 - Ivanka Trump's Shoe Line Busted For Copying Derek Lam

12/22/2011 - Helen Mirren Wants To Be Doctor Who

12/22/2011 - Anthony Weiner & Huma Abedin's 'Little Weiner' Born; Playground Mockery Assured

12/22/2011 - Men Keep Their Skin Dewy Fresh Because Their Jobs Depend On It

12/22/2011 - New Unfunny Sitcom Offends Just About Everyone

12/22/2011 - Druids Assure Us 2012 Is Going To Be Great

12/22/2011 - Pain In The Ass Kids Are More Likely To Just Say No

12/22/2011 - Vogue & The Case Of The Model's Missing Leg

12/22/2011 - Adam Lambert & Boyfriend Busted Over Gay Bar Brawl

12/22/2011 - Police Believe Missing Girl Jhessye Shockley Was Killed & Left In A Landfill

12/21/2011 - Obama Shops For Daughters' Christmas Gifts With Reporters In Tow

12/21/2011 - Your New Internet Boyfriend May Only Be Interested In Your Wallet

12/21/2011 - Julianne Moore's Sarah Palin Impersonation Unveiled In Game Change Trailer

12/21/2011 - Comment Of The Day: 'Christmas Shoes' Is Jesus' Least Favorite Birthday Song

12/21/2011 - Kardashians Deny Their Kollection Is Brought To Us By Child Sweatshop Workers

12/21/2011 - The Best Holiday/Military Photo You Will See Today

12/21/2011 - Our Favorite Mortician Takes Us On A Hollywood Death Tour

12/21/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton's Teeth Have Been Micro-Rotated To Perfection

12/21/2011 - Republican Candidates' Wives Want You To Know That They Like Their Husbands

12/21/2011 - Depression Could Affect How You See Photos Of Your Mom

12/21/2011 - Insufferable Brown-Haired 20-Year-Old Believes She's The Second Coming of Ann Counter

12/21/2011 - We've Found The Worst Christmas Song Ever

12/21/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

12/21/2011 - Amy Koch Scandal Shows Media Doesn’t Care About Political Ladyboners

12/21/2011 - Egyptian Government Issues Apology, Will Likely Continue Treating Women Like Garbage

12/21/2011 - Mindy Kaling Visits Jezebel, Takes Your Questions

12/21/2011 - Sparkly Bugs Have Real Diamond Wings

12/21/2011 - Jezebel's Jessica Coen on ABC's Good Morning America

12/21/2011 - Dutch Editor Resigns Over 'Niggabitch' Article

12/21/2011 - Innocent-Looking Ice Cream Scoop Becomes Projectile Weapon

12/21/2011 - Mindy Kaling Comes To Jezebel Today At 3pm EST

12/21/2011 - Meet The Real-Life Edina Monsoon From Absolutely Fabulous

12/21/2011 - Girls-Only Vaccine Could Be Best Weapon Against HPV

12/21/2011 - The Kardashian Kollection Was Kreated In A Little Sweatshop Of Horrors [UPDATED]

12/21/2011 - Where To Go For All Your Hall & Oates-Related Emergencies

12/21/2011 - Newt Gingrich Urges Gays Not to Vote for Him

12/21/2011 - Female Retail Employees Get Screwed, Especially Around The Holidays

12/21/2011 - No-Longer-Celebrated Sportswriter Bill Conlin Accused Of Child Molestation

12/21/2011 - Absolutely Charming 100-Year-Old Letter To Santa Found In Chimney

12/21/2011 - Belarus' Feminist Protesters Kidnapped, Stripped, & Beaten By KGB

12/21/2011 - The First Hobbit Trailer Is Mesmerizing (But Totally Uneventful)

12/21/2011 - From Break-Up To Bride, Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake Get Engaged

12/20/2011 - Eva Perón Was Lobotomized As Part Of Cervical Cancer Treatment

12/20/2011 - NBC Reporter Arrested For DUI After Partying With Sandusky's Lawyer

12/20/2011 - France May Pay To Replace Leaky Implants, But Only For Cancer Patients, Not Bimbos

12/20/2011 - Working Pen Found In Woman's Stomach

12/20/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Holiday Message Of Peace For All Cake & Pie Lovers

12/20/2011 - Debra Messing Splits From Husband Of 10 Years

12/20/2011 - Kim Kardashian Made $12 Million Last Year & Paid Barely Any Taxes

12/20/2011 - So Long, Farewell...

12/20/2011 - Mia Farrow Takes A Little Time Off From Twitter To Weep

12/20/2011 - DIY Abortions Will Be 2012's Hottest New Trend

12/20/2011 - You're A 'Tecnho-Dunce'

12/20/2011 - Women Oddly Un-Panicked By Declining Marriage Rates

12/20/2011 - Please Don't Buy Your Boyfriend 'Pajama Jeans For Men' This Christmas

12/20/2011 - Is Pubic Hair Coming Back Into Fashion? [NSFW]

12/20/2011 - Egyptian Women March Against Violence Government Claims Isn't Really Happening

12/20/2011 - Do You Still Love Tom Hardy When You Can't Understand What He's Saying?

12/20/2011 - Lady Managers Don't Reduce Pay Gap

12/20/2011 - Christ, The Real Housewives Posthumous Footage Of Russell Armstrong Is Unbearable

12/20/2011 - A Sexy Interloper In The Mommy Wars: The Part-Time Worker

12/20/2011 - A Very Special 'Drunk History' Of Christmas, Starring Ryan Gosling

12/20/2011 - Science Can Predict If You'll Be An Angry Drunk

12/20/2011 - Rihanna Does Not Appreciate Being Called A 'Niggabitch'

12/20/2011 - Mindy Kaling Is Coming To Jezebel, And She's Taking Your Questions

12/20/2011 - Study Shows Home Births Aren't As Safe. So What?

12/20/2011 - And Then There Were Two: The Worst Christmas Song Championship

12/20/2011 - 'Pack Your PlayStation & Get Out' And Other Shit Black Girls Say

12/20/2011 - Will Adele Be On The Cover of American Vogue?

12/20/2011 - 6-Year-Old 'Modern Woman' Lives Your Life Better Than You Can

12/20/2011 - Nevada's Personhood Crazies Are Picky When It Comes To Zygotes

12/20/2011 - 'Ruby Heartstealer' Has A Baby

12/20/2011 - Freelance Sperm Donor Warned To Quit Selling Jizz on the Internet

12/20/2011 - Scary Sounding Drug Could Actually Cure Colds And Ebola

12/20/2011 - Please, God, Let Bridesmaids Score An Oscar Nomination

12/20/2011 - Palin Hints At Presidential Run, Ruins Christmas

12/20/2011 - Your Love Of Sweatpants Is Driving Men Away

12/20/2011 - Regulators Take All The Fun Out Of TV Psychics

12/20/2011 - Lesbian Couple Wisely Sues B&B Owner For Refusing To Give Them A Room

12/20/2011 - 'German Fritzl' Lives Up To Reputation Of Being One Sick Fuck

12/20/2011 - Atlanta Braves Concerned That Pixar's Brave Will Confuse Morons

12/20/2011 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Is Deeply Concerned About Your Eggs

12/19/2011 - Revived Lawsuit Could Be Key To Overturning Plan B Decision

12/19/2011 - Some Doctors Aren't Wild About Self-Tanner, Prefer You Stay Pale

12/19/2011 - Gay Newlyweds Receive Mysterious Congratulatory Letter From White House

12/19/2011 - Cocaine Found On Most Public Baby Changing Tables

12/19/2011 - The Kardashians Go A-Karoling

12/19/2011 - Chaz Bono And Fiancée Jennifer Elia Split

12/19/2011 - Former Webcam Overeater Says Ex's Feeder Fetish Was 'About Control'

12/19/2011 - Elizabeth Banks Appreciates Your Concern For The Fate Of Her 30 Rock Character

12/19/2011 - Macy's Photoshops Boobs Onto Model, Then Changes Its Mind [Updated]

12/19/2011 - Need A Bizarre, Esoteric Gift For An Effete Intellectual? Try Restoration Hardware

12/19/2011 - Giraffes Can Be Pickup Artists Too

12/19/2011 - Michele Bachmann Claims Kinsey Report Is 'A Myth,' Causes Irony to Collapse In Upon Itself

12/19/2011 - If You Got Defriended, It's Probably Because You're An Asshole

12/19/2011 - Cat Soothes Crying Baby To Sleep With Its Paw

12/19/2011 - Dudes, Bettys, Ladies, And Men: The Gender Categories Of Online Retail

12/19/2011 - Eleven Awesome Things We Could Do With The Money We Spend On Diets

12/19/2011 - For The Lady Who Has Everything, How About Some Blinged-Out Pepper Spray?

12/19/2011 - How To Keep Warm In Your Freezing Cold House

12/19/2011 - MTV Extends Retro Anti-Sex Campaign To Include TV Commercials

12/19/2011 - Which of Your Friends Is the Most Fascinating?

12/19/2011 - Incredibly Stupid Magazine Says Rihanna Is 'Ultimate Niggabitch' With 'Ghetto Ass'

12/19/2011 - Anderson Cooper Can't Stop Talking About His Mother

12/19/2011 - Worst Christmas Song Ever: The Semifinals of Seasonal Suck

12/19/2011 - Should Teachers & Students Be Allowed To Interact On Facebook?

12/19/2011 - Meryl Streep: Hollywood Hates Strong-Minded Women & Intelligent Filmgoers

12/19/2011 - More Moms Taking Jobs As Phone Sex Operators To Pay The Bills

12/19/2011 - Marc Jacobs Hasn't Spoken To His Mother In 20 Years

12/19/2011 - Staying In School Could Protect You From Mouth Cancer

12/19/2011 - Glamour, Glitter, & Fingerless Gloves At VH1 Divas

12/19/2011 - Old Timey Organization Warns That Ladyvoting Will Lead to Alcoholic Cravings, 'Petticoat Rule'

12/19/2011 - DSK's Wife Is France's Questionable Choice For 'Woman Of The Year'

12/19/2011 - 5 Drink Recipes To Get Those Sugar Plums Dancing

12/19/2011 - Legalizing Same-Sex Marriage Is Good For What Ails You

12/19/2011 - Baby Monkey Orphanage Will Make Your Heart Swell

12/19/2011 - Has The Women's Rights Movement Screwed Over Poor Women?

12/19/2011 - Kardashians Send Out The Saddest, Angriest Christmas Card Ever

12/19/2011 - 14-Year-Old Bisexual Girl Confronts Rick Perry On DADT

12/19/2011 - Police Disagree On Number Of L.I. Serial Killers

12/19/2011 - Boy With Down's Syndrome Suspended For Alleged Sexual Harassment

12/19/2011 - Shelter Wisely Names Dog L.L. Bean, Thus Guaranteeing Adoption

12/19/2011 - Basketball Wives Worked Together To Uncover Kobe Bryant’s Cheating

12/18/2011 - Group Sex Is The Latest Disturbing Teen Trend

12/18/2011 - Students Told To Pay Up To Make Justin Bieber Music Stop

12/18/2011 - Kids Reject L.A.'s New Healthy School Lunches, Compare Them To Dog Food

12/18/2011 - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Is Dead

12/18/2011 - Today In Horrible: #ItAintRapeIf Trends On Twitter

12/18/2011 - Lindsay's Playboy Issue Is Either A Bestseller Or A Flop

12/18/2011 - Sunday Night Sign-Off

12/18/2011 - Stephen Colbert Gets Daniel Craig To Talk About His Dirty Laundry

12/18/2011 - Do You Have Christmas Tree Syndrome?

12/18/2011 - Wave Your Thighs In The Air If You Just Don't Care

12/18/2011 - Brad Goreski Says He'd Love To Talk To Rachel Zoe

12/18/2011 - Wisconsin Refuses To Let Planned Parenthood Give Free Cancer Screenings To Uninsured Women

12/18/2011 - Justin Bieber Pays It Forward, Holiday-Style

12/18/2011 - Woman Dies After Being Set On Fire In An Elevator

12/18/2011 - The Only Pep Talk You Will Ever Need

12/18/2011 - Bloomingdale’s Model Has Her Pelvis Digitally Removed And Is Somehow Still Standing

12/18/2011 - Holly Madison Takes A Crack At 'The Nutcracker'

12/18/2011 - Egypt's Military Carries Out Violent Attacks On Women Protesters

12/18/2011 - Meet The World's New Shortest Woman

12/18/2011 - Jimmy Fallon And Friends Make Holiday Magic On SNL

12/18/2011 - The War In Iraq Is Over

12/18/2011 - Justin Bieber's Mom Never Let Him Believe In Santa Claus

12/17/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!

12/17/2011 - Saturday Night Social

12/17/2011 - Key Witness In Sandusky Case Finally Takes The Stand

12/17/2011 - Getting Tackled By The Men Of Cardiff Is Probably Totally Worth It

12/17/2011 - Michelle Obama Asked To Marine Corps Ball, Says Yes, Loves It

12/17/2011 - Rihanna Forgets To Wear Pants, Leaves A Trail Of Neon Men In Her Wake

12/17/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

12/17/2011 - Your 1990s Heartthrobs All In One Place

12/17/2011 - If You've Been Looking For A Barack Obama Mannequin Of Your Very Own Don't Worry, It Exists

12/17/2011 - Diablo Cody Would Make An Awesome Rainbow Brite

12/17/2011 - What Did Britney Spears Do Just 24 Hours After Getting Engaged?

12/16/2011 - Kobe Bryant's Wife Files For Divorce Because He Won't Stop Cheating

12/16/2011 - Dr. Ruth Volunteers To Officiate Britney Spears' Impending Nuptials

12/16/2011 - The Night Belongs To Margaret Mead

12/16/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

12/16/2011 - PETA Objects To Festive Possum-Dropping Tradition

12/16/2011 - Store-Bought Bake Sale Confections Spark Double-Stuf Indignity

12/16/2011 - Marcus Bachmann Already Making Catty Comments About First Lady

12/16/2011 - Neti Pots Could Help Amoebas Eat Your Brains

12/16/2011 - How To Give Barbie An Afro (And Call It A Halo Instead)

12/16/2011 - Get Ready For A Robot Picnic

12/16/2011 - Once And For All, It's Time To Stop Blaming Rape On Women's Drinking

12/16/2011 - What Kind Of Woman Has A Second Trimester Abortion?

12/16/2011 - TGIF!

12/16/2011 - Guys Let Loose About Their Tears

12/16/2011 - These Stories of Anonymous Shoppers Paying off People's Layaway Toys Will Make You Cry Your Face Off

12/16/2011 - Whoopi Passes Gas On-Air, Handles It With Grace And Aplomb

12/16/2011 - Holy Crap, The Extended Look At 30 Rock's New Season Is Awesome

12/16/2011 - How Hard Is It To Get Plan B On Campus?

12/16/2011 - Mexico Is Just As Rapey As Roberto Bolaño Says It Is

12/16/2011 - Grown-Ups In Awkward Ensembles At The Young Adult Premiere

12/16/2011 - Cosmetics Companies May Be Forced To Stop Lying To Us With Photoshopped Ads

12/16/2011 - Italian Court Reveals No Evidence Ever Linked Amanda Knox To Murder, Satanic Orgies

12/16/2011 - Tom Hanks' Latest Historical Mini-Series: The History Of The Pop Tart

12/16/2011 - Whoa, The Internet May Actually Be Getting Safer For Kids

12/16/2011 - Gifts For Booze Lovers

12/16/2011 - A Peek At The Vision Board Inside Courtney Love's Tasteful Townhouse

12/16/2011 - Worst Christmas Song Ever: Let's Narrow It Down To The Frightful Four

12/16/2011 - Donna Karan Shoots Ad Campaign In Haiti, Gets Called Racist

12/16/2011 - 2011: A Year In Unnecessary Censorship

12/16/2011 - Rape Prevention Effort Refreshingly Manages To Avoid Victim Blaming

12/16/2011 - Sick Of Tired Chick Flick Clichés? So Is Diablo Cody.

12/16/2011 - Britney Spears Is Allegedly Engaged

12/16/2011 - A Creepy First Look At Rob Lowe's Drew Peterson

12/16/2011 - Your Handy Guide To Presidential Candidate Dickery

12/16/2011 - Sorority Members Charged With Sisterly Assault For Violent Paddling Incidents [Updated]

12/16/2011 - Today In Warm Fuzzies: Woman Finds Kidney Donor On Craigslist

12/16/2011 - Heathen Pink Bibles Pulled From Shelves Due To Nefarious Planned Parenthood Connection

12/16/2011 - New Laid-Back TSA Lets You Fly With Weed

12/16/2011 - Charlize Theron Doesn't Trust Grown-Ass Women Who Wear Hello Kitty

12/16/2011 - Christopher Hitchens Dead At 62

12/15/2011 - Obamas Present World's Least Awkward Family Photo

12/15/2011 - Lawyer Suggests Sandusky Was Innocently Teaching Boys To Shower

12/15/2011 - Herman Cain & Wife Share Heartwarming Christmas Message

12/15/2011 - High School Prank Involves Charming Parent-Child Makeout Session

12/15/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Lady Viagra Gel By Any Other Name Would Still Not Work

12/15/2011 - Jon Huntsman's Daughter Dated Kris Humphries

12/15/2011 - Thousands Of Czechs Claim Their Religion Is 'Jedi'

12/15/2011 - Don't Worry, Ricky Gervais Will Right Of All The Golden Globe Nomination Wrongings

12/15/2011 - Loud Music Tricks Your Brain Into Thinking Alcohol is Delicious

12/15/2011 - Time Magazine Crowns Ryan Gosling 'Coolest Person Of The Year'

12/15/2011 - '10 for Tebow' Encourages Donating to Pro-Choice Causes Every Time Tim Tebow Scores a Touchdown

12/15/2011 - Drug Store Refuses To Sell Plan B To A Man Because Men Can't Get Pregnant, Silly

12/15/2011 - Large Hair Bows Were Required For Guests At Dorothy's Doll Party

12/15/2011 - Stupid Vandal Arrested For Calling Woman A 'Sult'

12/15/2011 - NBA Official Says He Was Fired For Reporting Women's Harassment

12/15/2011 - An Awkward Wedding Date Makes For A Funny Video

12/15/2011 - How To Help A Friend Deal With Miscarriage

12/15/2011 - Breast Implant Sucked Into Woman's Body In Horrifying Pilates Accident

12/15/2011 - Let's Face It, The Golden Globe Noms Are Weird & Completely Arbitrary

12/15/2011 - Presidential Candidates Grapple Over Who Loves Zygotes The Most

12/15/2011 - Rooney Mara Was So Deep Into The Lisbeth Salander Character She Choked A Dude At A Wedding

12/15/2011 - Lego Targets Girls With Pink Blocks, Cute Figures, & No Creativity

12/15/2011 - New Zealand Church Billboard Features A Panicked Virgin Mary With Pregnancy Test In Hand

12/15/2011 - The Ads Of The Future May Feature Your Face

12/15/2011 - Gay Dads Find Out They're Going to be Grandpas, Epic Awesomeness Ensues

12/15/2011 - Should You Fuck Tim Tebow?

12/15/2011 - A Real Housewives Of South Boston Christmas

12/15/2011 - Worst Christmas Song Ever: It's Down To The Hated Eight

12/15/2011 - Lady-Libido Drug Has Horrible Name, Fails Clinical Trials

12/15/2011 - Gifts For Other People's Kids

12/15/2011 - What Is Victoria's Secret? Actually, It's Child Labor

12/15/2011 - Princess Is Just Another Word For Loser, And Other Lessons Pageant Moms Teach

12/15/2011 - Rooney Mara Wants You To Check Out Her Dragon Tattoo Merkin

12/15/2011 - Thousands Of Women Given Leaky, Toxic Breast Implants

12/15/2011 - Janet Jackson's Childhood Chest-Binding

12/15/2011 - Guyana Official Accused Of Rape: 'Let God Be The Judge'

12/15/2011 - Your Wisdom Teeth Surgery May Have Been Unnecessary

12/15/2011 - Your 2012 Golden Globe Nominees

12/15/2011 - Lesbian Couple Tackles Homophobic Heckler

12/15/2011 - Kanye West Kaught Karessing Kim Kardashian

12/15/2011 - Afghan Rape Victim Freed, May Not Have To Marry Attacker

12/14/2011 - Nation Afflicted By Singledom, Only Half Of All Americans Are Married

12/14/2011 - TLC Invites You To Gawk At Nerds On Geek Love

12/14/2011 - Duggars Share Photos Of Miscarried Baby At Memorial

12/14/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Feel-Good Holiday Romp

12/14/2011 - Selena Gomez Plans To Give Justin Bieber An Engagement Ring For Chrismas

12/14/2011 - Hoda Kotb Learns To Never Carry Coffeemate In Your Purse The Hard Way

12/14/2011 - New Research Reveals Teenagers Are A Bunch of Potheads

12/14/2011 - Fabric of the Future Will Clean Itself

12/14/2011 - The Guys Who Think You Want Them May Be The Last Ones You Really Want

12/14/2011 - Don't You Love The Taste Of Flame Retardant?

12/14/2011 - Government Shocked By Depressing Rape Statistics We All Learned About in College

12/14/2011 - Gifts For Old Folks

12/14/2011 - Adorable Baby Attacked By Adorable Teacup Yorkie In Most Adorable Fight Ever

12/14/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Jen Aniston’s Neighbor Saw Her Baby Bump From A Kitchen Window

12/14/2011 - Sacha Baron Cohen Is Now The Dictator

12/14/2011 - Woman Still Doesn't Understand Why Her 'White Only' Swimming Pool is Racist

12/14/2011 - Spanx Thoughtfully Outfits Our Troops With Stomach-Flattening Shapewear

12/14/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

12/14/2011 - Guys Aren't Always Thinking With Their Dicks

12/14/2011 - States Willing To Go Broke To Push Anti-Abortion Legislation

12/14/2011 - Fitness Advice Follies: Go Easy on the Cake, Fattie!

12/14/2011 - December Madness: The Unsweet 16 Continues

12/14/2011 - The Obama Daughters' "Style" Should Not Be A Topic Of Discussion

12/14/2011 - Matt Damon Makes An Ugly Christmas Sweater Look Pretty Hot

12/14/2011 - Our Favorite Mortician Explains How You Can Have Her Job

12/14/2011 - MMA Fighters Have Feelings Too

12/14/2011 - Stars Looked Dour At Iron Lady Premiere

12/14/2011 - Rutgers English Dept. Responds To Racist Email [Updated]

12/14/2011 - 6 Ridiculous Things You Might Not Know About Michele Bachmann

12/14/2011 - Elizabeth Taylor's Jewelry Collection Sold For More Money Than Anyone Imagined

12/14/2011 - Lowe's Facebook Page Explodes With Bigoted Hate Speech

12/14/2011 - Woman May Be Sent To Prison For Violating French Burqa Ban

12/14/2011 - Store Decides To Integrate Boys' And Girls' Toys; Apocalypse Ensues

12/14/2011 - Frat Suspended After Distributing Rapey Survey

12/14/2011 - Naval Officer Jailed After Creepy Spanking Incident

12/14/2011 - Kids Receiving Intentionally Crappy Christmas Presents Is The Funniest Thing You'll See Today

12/14/2011 - Subway Groper Shot By Off-Duty Cop

12/14/2011 - Pennsylvania Passes Bill That Could Shut Down Its Abortion Clinics

12/14/2011 - Suits Scared Dragon Tattoo Is Too Violent For Chicks

12/14/2011 - Glee Christmas Special Needs More Chewbacca

12/13/2011 - Serial Killer Investigation Turns Up Possible Remains Of Missing Woman

12/13/2011 - Alleged Syracuse Child Abuse Victims Sue School & Coach For Calling Them Liars

12/13/2011 - After Five Fatalities, FDA Warns Clinics Promising Quick & Easy Lap-Band Surgery

12/13/2011 - Comment Of The Day: How To Trap Men & Other Large Game Animals

12/13/2011 - In Shocking Twist, Lindsay Misses Flight, Cancels Big Playboy Reveal

12/13/2011 - Kim Kardashian Abandons Her QuickTrim Diet Pills For Good, Old-Fashioned Ice Cream

12/13/2011 - Woman's Bestselling Self-Published Book Will Now Become A Movie

12/13/2011 - How Should Colleges Help Mentally Ill Students?

12/13/2011 - Brian Williams Interviews Marcel The Shell

12/13/2011 - Think Like A Man Is Everything That Is Wrong With The World And Will Make You Want To Stab Your Eyeballs With A Fork

12/13/2011 - The Family That Yawns Together Stays Together

12/13/2011 - Did Alcoholism Kill Joan Didion's Daughter?

12/13/2011 - A Girl's Guide To Hunting (For Real)

12/13/2011 - Evangelical Zealot Who Got Ads Pulled From All-American Muslim Is A Recovering Porn Addict

12/13/2011 - Does Tom Cruise Make A Good Rock Star?

12/13/2011 - Anti-Gay Marriage Group Bankrolled By Two Very Wealthy Jerks

12/13/2011 - Rutgers Student Proposes Whites-Only Screening Of Racist Movie [Updated]

12/13/2011 - Cat Does Yoga With Owner, Permanently Raises Bar For Being An Awesome Pet

12/13/2011 - Natural Childbirth: The Best Thing I Ever Failed At

12/13/2011 - The Night Bravo's Real Housewives Turned Into Basic Cable Softcore Porn

12/13/2011 - Gifts For Your 'Design Snob' Best Friend

12/13/2011 - Depressing Visualization Of The Increase Student Loan Debt Over 20 Years

12/13/2011 - December Madness: We're Down To The Unsweet Sixteen!

12/13/2011 - Your Contact Lenses are Filthy

12/13/2011 - So This Is What Goes Down Inside The Saturday Night Live Writer's Room

12/13/2011 - What The World Needs Now: A New Princess Marketed Toward Little Girls

12/13/2011 - Gay Penguins End Their Relationship

12/13/2011 - I Am So Not Sorry About My Vagina, And Other Apologies We Should Retract

12/13/2011 - Shit Girls Say, Now In Video Form

12/13/2011 - Lisbeth Salander Would Wear Givenchy

12/13/2011 - Noted Androgynous Male Model Andrej Pejic Cast In New Push-Up Bra Ads

12/13/2011 - Research Suggests Drinking Leads To Irresponsible Boning

12/13/2011 - Canada Bans Muslim Women From Wearing Veils At Citizenship Ceremonies

12/13/2011 - The Sad Tale Of The Christmas Without A Hot Toy

12/13/2011 - Serial Wife-Leaver Newt Gingrich Vows to Defend Marriage

12/13/2011 - Chelsea Clinton, Journalist, Is At Least Better Than Jenna Bush, Journalist

12/13/2011 - Racist Girls Basketball Team Explains They're Totally Not Racist

12/13/2011 - Having A Job Makes Moms Healthier, Happier

12/13/2011 - Pearl Harbor Lady Firefighter Mystery Solved

12/13/2011 - 16-Year-Old Girl Becomes Youngest Person To Ski South Pole

12/13/2011 - Lady Gaga Gets The Go-Ahead To Star In Improbable Amy Winehouse Biopic

12/12/2011 - Key Sandusky Witness Allegedly Changed His Story Multiple Times

12/12/2011 - Justin Bieber Accused Of Ruining Steampunk

12/12/2011 - Anti-Gay Politician Secretly Donates Sperm To Lesbian Couples

12/12/2011 - Sexual Assault Survivor Confronts Attacker: 'I Am Not The Victim, I Am The Victor'

12/12/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Researchers Find Listening To Conservatives May Lead To Pregnancy

12/12/2011 - Sarah Palin Shocked At Lack Of Interest In Todd Palin Snowmobile Reality Show

12/12/2011 - Russell Simmons Purchases Remaining Commercial Spots For TLC's 'All-American Muslim'

12/12/2011 - Do You Know Which Celebrities Are Republicans?

12/12/2011 - It's Now Illegal To Throw Acid On Women In Pakistan

12/12/2011 - Rich Ladies Give Away Shitloads Of Cash In Elaborate & Complicated Manner

12/12/2011 - Science Gives Go-Ahead To Take As Much Adderall As You Want

12/12/2011 - RuPaul's 1993 Christmas Spectacular Is Your New Favorite Holiday Special

12/12/2011 - High School Closed After Weird YouTube Threats

12/12/2011 - 16-Year-Old Kendall Jenner's First 'Sexy' Magazine Editorial Is Here

12/12/2011 - Hunters, Stop Arming Your Dogs

12/12/2011 - New FDA Decisions Don't Mean Birth Control Is Killing You

12/12/2011 - All Of Your Favorite Female Writers, In Doll Form

12/12/2011 - Gifts For Malcontents & Curmudgeons

12/12/2011 - Elephant And Salmon Support Reproductive Choice

12/12/2011 - Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Feud Over Where To Raise Kids, Kim's Relevancy

12/12/2011 - Heirloom Of The Future: Kanye West's Tweets, Embroidered

12/12/2011 - How To Disguise The Fact That You Are Exhausted

12/12/2011 - This Woman's Tale Of Ordering Abortion Drugs On The Internet Is The Most Depressing Story Ever

12/12/2011 - Let's Check Out The Official Shots Of Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone In The New Spider-Man Movie

12/12/2011 - Female Philosophers Object To Sketchy Job-Interview Parties

12/12/2011 - December Madness: Journey To The Worst Christmas Song Ever

12/12/2011 - This Christmas, The Elf On The Shelf Will Hack You To Death With A Cleaver

12/12/2011 - A First Look At HBO And Lena Dunham's 'Girls'

12/12/2011 - If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Celebrity Fashion, Say It Anyhow

12/12/2011 - Vogue Italia Defends Those Weird Karlie Kloss Pictures

12/12/2011 - Harvard Students Crowdsource Ridiculous, Revealing Tips For Love

12/12/2011 - Megyn Kelly Bravely Stands Up For Megyn Kelly's Rights

12/12/2011 - Sorority Loves Jesus A Little Too Much

12/12/2011 - I Married A Lesbian (And I'm A Guy)

12/12/2011 - Spandex Is Making You Fat

12/12/2011 - Christian Group Pressures Lowe's Into Pulling Ads From All-American Muslim

12/12/2011 - American Women Suffering From Rampant Growling Speech Impediment

12/12/2011 - Pepper-Spraying Black Friday Shopper Gets Even More Crazy, Threatens To Sue Walmart

12/12/2011 - Woman Arrested For Fatal Dick Injection

12/12/2011 - Most Extreme Couponers Aren't Doing It For The Savings

12/12/2011 - Decrepit Meryl Streep Is The Oldest Woman To Ever Grace The Cover Of Vogue

12/12/2011 - Jessica Simpson & Weight Watchers Team Up To Make Moms Feel Terrible

12/11/2011 - Newt Gingrich's Lesbian Sister Urges You To Vote For Obama

12/11/2011 - Women's Health Advocate Wins 'CNN Hero Of The Year'

12/11/2011 - Republicans Say TSA Agents Are Impersonating Cops, Shouldn't Be Called 'Officers'

12/11/2011 - Cat's 26 Toes Help Save Animal Shelter

12/11/2011 - Shooter's Motive In Virginia Tech Murder-Suicide Remains A Mystery

12/11/2011 - Orange Is The Hot Color For 2012, Adjust Accordingly

12/11/2011 - Sunday Night Sign-Off

12/11/2011 - The Anti-Abortion Movie That Looks Suspiciously Mainstream

12/11/2011 - Daily Mail Gets In Trouble For Making Things Up About The Amanda Knox Verdict

12/11/2011 - Helen Mirren And Rosario Dawson Gaze Meaningfully Into The Distance

12/11/2011 - Awesome 17-Year-Old Girl Invents Nanoparticle That Kills Cancer Cells

12/11/2011 - Fox News Anchor Is Shocked When Fox News Poll Says Obama Will Win In 2012

12/11/2011 - The Most Inspirational Moments From The Nobel Peace Prize Award Ceremony

12/11/2011 - Sailing The Thigh Seas

12/11/2011 - Jay-Z Joins The Chorus Of Rich People Willing To Pay More Taxes

12/11/2011 - Cookie Dough: The Newest Scary Food

12/11/2011 - Kelly Clarkson And Demi Lovato Hug It Out

12/11/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Tells Playboy She's Learned From Her Mistakes

12/11/2011 - Talented Dog Plays The Piano And Sings The Blues

12/11/2011 - Katy Perry Hosts A Star-Studded Episode Of SNL

12/11/2011 - Santas Gone Wild

12/11/2011 - Kim Kardashian Finally Does Something That's Not Totally Obnoxious

12/10/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!

12/10/2011 - Saturday Night Social

12/10/2011 - Pass The Thighlight On The Left Hand Side

12/10/2011 - Katy Perry Says Tonight's Episode Of SNL Might Boil Down To Jokes About Her Boobs

12/10/2011 - Simon Pegg Makes Nice With Tom Cruise

12/10/2011 - Hugh Hefner Says He'll Release Linsday Lohan's Playboy Issue Early, Just In Time For Christmas

12/10/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

12/10/2011 - Thighs Who Lift Thighs

12/10/2011 - Russia Makes Going To Burger King Look Like The Coolest Thing You Could Possibly Do

12/10/2011 - Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman Are The Couple You Want To Be

12/10/2011 - Yeah Yeah Yeahs Singer Karen O Is A Married Lady

12/9/2011 - Angelina Jolie Starves Herself To Help The Children

12/9/2011 - Scott Disick Would Very Much Like To Star In The 'American Psycho' Remake

12/9/2011 - Video Evidence That Keanu Reeves Is Truly A Gentleman

12/9/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

12/9/2011 - The Night Belongs To Judi Dench

12/9/2011 - How To Pluck Your Eyebrows

12/9/2011 - Colleges Buying .XXX Domain Names To Prevent University Branded Porn

12/9/2011 - Hugging Your (Rat) Babies Will Keep Them Off Drugs

12/9/2011 - Woman Arrested After Turning Wal-Mart Into Meth Lab

12/9/2011 - TGIF!

12/9/2011 - What Were The Top Internet Memes of 2011?

12/9/2011 - Meet Your Space Twin

12/9/2011 - Gifts For Crafty Types

12/9/2011 - FDA Wants You to Know that Birth Control is Very Dangerous

12/9/2011 - Ke$ha's Tumblr Invites You To Put Your Beard In Her Mouth

12/9/2011 - Xeni Jardin Explains Her Breast Cancer Diagnosis

12/9/2011 - Classy Dames Slip On Shoulder-Baring Gowns… For The Children

12/9/2011 - December Madness: More Terrible Christmas Songs Vie For The Title of Worst Ever

12/9/2011 - Controversial Sex Story Could Actually Be Good For Yeshiva University

12/9/2011 - Not All The Stars In Hollywood Can Keep New Year's Eve From Being Loathsome

12/9/2011 - Jane Birkin Calls The Hermès Birkin 'A Rather Trivial Piece Of Heavy Luggage'

12/9/2011 - Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men's Magazine And A Rapist?

12/9/2011 - The Secret To Marital Success Is Not Being a Dick

12/9/2011 - MMA Fighter Fired For Tweeting Gross 'Rape Van' Joke

12/9/2011 - Why Do We Love the Lipstick Index So Much?

12/9/2011 - The What To Expect When You're Expecting Trailer, In Which Pregnancy Sucks

12/9/2011 - Tiny Sweater-Wearing Penguins Are Finally Released Into The Wild

12/9/2011 - An Abortion Won't Make You Crazy, But An Unwanted Pregnancy Might

12/9/2011 - Former Syracuse Coach Sued By Alleged Child Abuse Victim

12/9/2011 - Kris Humphries Permitted To Speak On National Television

12/9/2011 - Australian Wines Are God's Greatest Laxative

12/9/2011 - It Is Your God-Given Right As An American To Text While You Drive

12/9/2011 - Scenes From The 1987 JCPenney Denim Fashion Show

12/9/2011 - Katherine Heigl Can't Handle Jennifer Aniston’s Crazy Body Obsession

12/8/2011 - World's Oldest (And Possibly Cutest) Dog Dies At 26

12/8/2011 - Sandusky's Wife Says He's Innocent, Denies She Ignored Abuse

12/8/2011 - Ann Coulter's Nonsensical Hatemongering: A Retrospective

12/8/2011 - Two Dead After Another Shooting At Virginia Tech

12/8/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Judith Butler & Bigfoot Chat About Feminism

12/8/2011 - Michelle Duggar Suffers A Miscarriage

12/8/2011 - Holiday Depression Is Basically Guaranteed

12/8/2011 - Demi Lovato Reveals New George Michael-Inspired Tattoo

12/8/2011 - Eyes In Back Of Head Now A Reality — For Tadpoles

12/8/2011 - A Father's Plea: What Should My 13-Year-Old Daughter Be Reading?

12/8/2011 - Man Generously Awards Scholarships, Creepily Spanks Recipients, Goes to Prison

12/8/2011 - Models Giving Hope To Orphans In Haiti

12/8/2011 - Counting Pandas Is Really Hard

12/8/2011 - Ryan Seacrest Could Replace Matt Lauer, And It's All The Ladies' Fault

12/8/2011 - Megan Mullally's Home For Actresses

12/8/2011 - That Dumb Ad That Blames Your Friends For Date Rape Has Been Pulled

12/8/2011 - Award-Winning Female Conservationist Says Women 'Have To Work Ten Times Harder'

12/8/2011 - Kids' Breakfast Cereal Is Basically Candy

12/8/2011 - How To Attend Your High School Reunion

12/8/2011 - Glenn Beck Loves Michele Bachmann, Hates Children

12/8/2011 - In 1992, Alan Cumming Awkwardly Appeared In A Commercial For Blue Jeans

12/8/2011 - Doctors: Nuns Should Take The Pill For Its Non-Whorish Benefits

12/8/2011 - December Madness: The Tournament To Crown The Worst Christmas Song Ever Marches On

12/8/2011 - Why Was Angelea Preston Mysteriously Disqualified From America's Next Top Model All-Stars?

12/8/2011 - Woman Believes Her Fiancé Decided To Bury Her Alive Because He Was 'Bored With Her'

12/8/2011 - Today In Movies You Don't Need Or Want: Saw 8 & Top Gun 2

12/8/2011 - Duke Fraternity Demonstrates Proper Way to Apologize For Being Racist

12/8/2011 - Karl Lagerfeld Just Might Get Sued By The Kardashians

12/8/2011 - Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Jerks

12/8/2011 - Ohio Heartbeat Bill Hearing Needs More Fetus Testimony

12/8/2011 - Blonde Katy Perry Is Oh So Ready To Be Your SNL Host This Weekend

12/8/2011 - Can A Clinic Help Victims By Treating Their Stalkers?

12/8/2011 - Here's What Powerful Hollywood Ladies Wear To A Glam Power Breakfast

12/8/2011 - Police Find Belongings Of Woman Who Sparked L.I. Serial Killer Investigation

12/8/2011 - Pro-Virginity, Anti-Feminist Folks Make The Purity Myth Trailer Terrifying

12/8/2011 - Five Common Drugs More Dangerous Than Plan B

12/8/2011 - Why Is Carey Mulligan's Vogue Cover On The New Issue Of French Elle?

12/8/2011 - Mindy McCready Believes She's 'Not In The Wrong At All' For Abducting Her Own Child

12/8/2011 - Michele Bachmann Explains Nice Girls Don't Ask Boys On Dates

12/8/2011 - BYU Student Banned From Exams For Wearing Skinny Jeans

12/8/2011 - Scout Willis And Her Assless Chaps Take You On A Poetic Journey

12/8/2011 - Who Are The Female Firefighters In This Pearl Harbor Photo?

12/8/2011 - Employee Fired For Harassing Transgender Customer Accuses Macy's Of Religious Discrimination

12/7/2011 - Though Accusers Are Credible, DA Says Syracuse Coach Can't Be Charged With Child Abuse

12/7/2011 - Rick Perry Boldly Admits He's Christian In Unbelievably Bigoted Campaign Ad

12/7/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Vogue's Holiday Gifts Are Only Fit For The Maid

12/7/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's 'Very Classy' Playboy Cover Leaks Online

12/7/2011 - Camille Grammer Wants You To Know That She's Not Still Wearing Kelsey's Ring

12/7/2011 - New Toddlers & Tiaras Family Channels Drag Queens

12/7/2011 - Shaming Black Women Won't Encourage Them To Lose Weight

12/7/2011 - Gifts For Pop Culture Junkies

12/7/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

12/7/2011 - Science Could Help You Grow A Mink Coat On Your Head

12/7/2011 - More Child Abuse Charges Filed Against Jerry Sandusky

12/7/2011 - December Madness: The Tournament To Crown The Worst Christmas Song Ever

12/7/2011 - Investment Banker Proves Dating Is Getting Ever More Crappy

12/7/2011 - Louis C.K.: 'The Next Steve Jobs Will Totally Be A Chick'

12/7/2011 - If Ladies Just Had More Self-Confidence, They'd Be Able To Read A Goddamn Map

12/7/2011 - Airport Dog Defender Gets Job Back

12/7/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Suri Cruise's Christmas List Includes Diamonds & A Show Pony

12/7/2011 - Celebs Wear Fancy Clothes To Celebrate Naked Ladies

12/7/2011 - Hey Girl, Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is An Artsy Old-School Villain

12/7/2011 - The Real Reason You Shouldn't Fuck Your Professor

12/7/2011 - Expert Confirms That Shoppers Hate Holiday Bullshit

12/7/2011 - Plan B Will Not Be Over The Counter After All

12/7/2011 - Willow Smith Is Freshly Shorn & Nicki Minaj Is Rainbow Brite In New Video

12/7/2011 - Lisa Frank's Clothing Line Comes In Grown-Up Sizes

12/7/2011 - Major Retailer Offers Style Tips For Slutty Singles

12/7/2011 - Police Uncover New Evidence In Long Island Serial Killer Case

12/7/2011 - Vogue's Holiday Gift Guide Is A $900,000 Lesson In Class Consciousness

12/7/2011 - Horrible Racist Woman To Spend Christmas Yelling Epithets From Jail Cell

12/7/2011 - Mom Who Dressed Daughter In Pretty Woman Hooker Ensemble Says It Was 'Comical'

12/7/2011 - Obama Administration Dares To Promote LGBT Rights Abroad; Outrage Ensues

12/7/2011 - Violent Video Games Turning Men Into Crazed Murderers

12/7/2011 - Parents Group Unlocks Mysteries Of Trashy Reality TV: It's All Women's Fault

12/7/2011 - And Now, A Sexist, Rapey Joke From The President Of Chile

12/7/2011 - Court Rules Bigot Can't Fire Trans Woman Just Because He Doesn't Like Thinking About Her Junk

12/7/2011 - The Mashup You Never Knew You Needed: 'Parks And Rec' Meets 'Twin Peaks'

12/7/2011 - This Christmas, Children Finally Learn The Meaning Of 'Gay'

12/7/2011 - Girl Crush Meets Lady-Boner: Kristen Wiig And Fabrizio Moretti Hook Up

12/7/2011 - Glee: The Return Of Sam, And Quinn's Sanity

12/7/2011 - Woman Upset With Obama Apologizes After Breast Cancer Diagnosis

12/6/2011 - Occupy Melbourne 'Tent Monster' Forcibly Stripped To Her Underwear By Police

12/6/2011 - Rick Santorum Explains Gay Sex Isn't 'Equal' To Hetero Sex

12/6/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Unfortunately Named Group Opposes Women Making Slutty Choices

12/6/2011 - Alec Baldwin Kicked Off Flight For Refusing To Stop Playing Words With Friends

12/6/2011 - Ballerina Squirrel Just Wants Some Nuts

12/6/2011 - Lea Michele Cannot Stop Flirting With Ashton Kutcher

12/6/2011 - Landlords Boot Iowa Sex Store For Selling 'Offensive' Products

12/6/2011 - Shame, The Sex Movie That Isn't Actually About Sex

12/6/2011 - Old Spice Guy Is Now Your 'MANta Claus' For The Holidays

12/6/2011 - Helpful Liquor Control Agency Warns You Not To Drink, Lest Your Friends Get Raped

12/6/2011 - Here's What Happens To Women Who Drink Dr Pepper's 'Manly' Soda

12/6/2011 - The 'N' Words For Women: Need and Needy

12/6/2011 - French Dating Site Lets You Put Dudes In Your Shopping Cart

12/6/2011 - Congrats, Internet, For Making Me Never Want To Take My Baby On A Plane

12/6/2011 - Alec Baldwin Has His Impression Of Tracy Morgan Nailed

12/6/2011 - FBI Commission To Vote on New, Less Stupid Definition of Rape

12/6/2011 - Even Adele's Tour Rider Is A Tear-Jerker

12/6/2011 - How Evil Is Your Birth Control Manufacturer?

12/6/2011 - Taylor Armstrong Throws A Denial-Filled Tantrum

12/6/2011 - Britain's Strumpets Offered Free Emergency Contraception this Holiday Season

12/6/2011 - Add 'Rice' To The List of Foods That Will Kill You

12/6/2011 - Presenting The New Pirelli Calendar [NSFW]

12/6/2011 - Gifts For Someone You're Planning To Dump

12/6/2011 - How Many Celebrity Fashion Faux Pas Does It Take To Ruin A Red Carpet?

12/6/2011 - Science Says Eat Your Herring, Young Lady

12/6/2011 - You Can Now Buy Amy Winehouse's Last Fred Perry Collection

12/6/2011 - Will The FDA Finally Drop Age Restrictions On The Morning After Pill?

12/6/2011 - Model Loses Hand And Possibly Eye In Freak Plane Accident

12/6/2011 - This Is How You Talk To Michele Bachmann, As Demonstrated By A Small Child

12/6/2011 - Navy Sailors' "All I Want For Christmas" Lip Dub Will Probably Make You Cry

12/6/2011 - This Year, Give the Gift They Won't Immediately Throw Out

12/6/2011 - Pickup Artist's Creepy Classes No Longer Welcome At USC

12/6/2011 - PayPal Grinches Shut Down A Toy Drive For Needy Kids [Updated]

12/6/2011 - Actress Sues Mag For Stripping Her Nude With Photoshop

12/6/2011 - Alleged Syracuse Victim Grew Up To Be A Confessed Child Molester

12/6/2011 - CDC Cracks Down On Our Slutty, Slutty Organs

12/6/2011 - Airport Employee Canned After Reporting Abused Dog

12/6/2011 - Fox News Exposes Muppet Movie's Communist Agenda

12/6/2011 - Bradley Cooper Has A Hard-On For Ryan Gosling

12/5/2011 - Child Abuse & Military Combat Have Similar Effect On The Brain

12/5/2011 - Students Who Bullied Gay Teen Before Suicide Get Off With A Suspension

12/5/2011 - Two More Elderly Women Say TSA Strip Searched Them

12/5/2011 - Post Office Responds To Internet Threat By Getting Even Slower

12/5/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Britain's National Pastime Is Entertaining, Possibly Fatal

12/5/2011 - Rosie O'Donnell Engaged To Girlfriend Of Three Months

12/5/2011 - Hockey Fans Bombard Rink With 25,003 Stuffed Animals

12/5/2011 - Kelly Bensimon Finds A Way To Make Lou Reed Uncool

12/5/2011 - 'Puppy Day' Is Best Law School Stress Relief Idea of All Time

12/5/2011 - Brave Scientists Record and Study Kids Losing Their Shit

12/5/2011 - This Is What Getting Married On A Tightrope Looks Like

12/5/2011 - Turns Out Diamonds Aren't Really Your Best Friend After All

12/5/2011 - Dancing Disco Doggies Have Got The Moves

12/5/2011 - What To Do If You Find You've Fucked Up Your Shoes

12/5/2011 - Minotaur And Crabapple Discuss The Issues Of The Day

12/5/2011 - What's Worse Than Getting Fruitcake For Christmas? Frank, The Talking Fruitcake

12/5/2011 - Duke Brodudes Invite 'Pochahotness' to Attend Pilgrims and Indians Themed Party

12/5/2011 - Domestic Violence Ad Implies Only Men Are Abusers

12/5/2011 - Amanda Knox And Her Ex Both Have Literary Agents Now

12/5/2011 - Why Did Vogue Italia Nix An Image From Karlie Kloss's Nude Editorial?

12/5/2011 - Today In Pepper-Spraying, High School Student Sprays Principal

12/5/2011 - No One Loves Hippos As Much As This Lady Loves Hippos

12/5/2011 - Can You Be Diagnosed With Breast Cancer In Just One Day?

12/5/2011 - Girl, You Have Unrealistic Expectations About Penis Size

12/5/2011 - Girl Gangs Of New York Brawl Over Online Insults

12/5/2011 - Wannabe Pickup Artist Uses USC To Launch Creepy Venture

12/5/2011 - A Terrible Name For The Ban On Sex And Race Selective Abortions

12/5/2011 - Gifts For People You Just Started Dating

12/5/2011 - H&M Puts Real Model Heads On Fake Bodies

12/5/2011 - Muslim Woman Gives The Stinkeye At Suggestion That Islam Is 'Simple To Follow'

12/5/2011 - Snakeskin Fingertips And Other Extreme Nail Art Sweeping Nation

12/5/2011 - A Red Carpet As Glorious As It Is Odious

12/5/2011 - Teacher Totally Ruins Christmas For Deluded 7-Year-Olds

12/5/2011 - Anti-Choicers Divided On Best Way To Take Away Women's Rights

12/5/2011 - Everyone Was Talking About Sex On Virgin Diaries

12/5/2011 - Church Bravely Reverses Its Ban On Interracial Couples

12/5/2011 - Courtney Stodden Is World's Weirdest Anti-Bullying Advocate

12/5/2011 - 99% Of Kids Resist Urge To Sext Naked Pictures Of Themselves

12/5/2011 - Queen Faces Pay Cut, Starts Hoarding Corgis

12/5/2011 - Robert Pattinson Shares Car, Maybe Bodily Fluids, With Random Blonde

12/5/2011 - Chelsea Clinton Accepts She's A Celebrity, Decides To Use Fame For Good

12/5/2011 - Woman Walks Down The Aisle With 30 Bridesmaids

12/4/2011 - Actress Who Played Zuzu Didn't Have 'A Wonderful Life'

12/4/2011 - Teen Mom Star Criticizes Kourtney's Pregnancy, Kardashians Go On The Attack

12/4/2011 - First Grader Kicks Bully In The Balls, Sparks Sexual Harassment Investigation

12/4/2011 - The Curious Case Of Malia Obama's Growth Spurt

12/4/2011 - Sunday Night Sign-Off

12/4/2011 - The Best Pepper-Spraying Baby Jesus Christmas Sweater Ever Made

12/4/2011 - You Might Soon Be Expected To Work Out At Your Desk

12/4/2011 - Gimme Thigh've!

12/4/2011 - Chanel Kindly Offers To Sell You Cotton Balls for $20

12/4/2011 - Michele Bachmann Thinks Occupy Wall Street Wants 'Other People To Pay For Their Stuff'

12/4/2011 - Old People Go Looking For Love At Shanghai's IKEA

12/4/2011 - Well, Breaking Bad happened in real life

12/4/2011 - Justin Bieber Is King Of The Castle

12/4/2011 - Girl Saves Mom Using What She Learned On Grey's Anatomy

12/4/2011 - O.B. Sings You A Song To Apologize For Taking Your Tampons Away

12/4/2011 - All Aboard The Samba Train

12/4/2011 - 84-Year-Old Woman Claims She Was Strip Searched By The TSA

12/4/2011 - Watching A Man Kiss A Crocodile On The Lips Is As Scary As It Sounds

12/4/2011 - Steve Buscemi's Best SNL Moments

12/4/2011 - Jessica Biel Cradles A Tiny Karl Lagerfeld In The Palm Of Her Hand

12/4/2011 - ScarJo Says Marrying Ryan Reynolds Was 'The Best Thing I Ever Did'

12/3/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!

12/3/2011 - Saturday Night Social

12/3/2011 - Thigh’ve Had The Time Of My Life

12/3/2011 - What Ridiculous Things Did You Believe In When You Were A Kid?

12/3/2011 - Jimmy Fallon And Maya Rudolph Try To Get You Into The Holiday Spirit By Singing Like The Chipmunks

12/3/2011 - Barack Obama And Bill Clinton Bro Out

12/3/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

12/3/2011 - Taylor Swift And Nicki Minaj Are BFF At Last

12/3/2011 - Herman Cain Drops Out Of Presidential Race

12/3/2011 - Pregnant Country Singer Mindy McCready And Her 5-Year-Old Son Finally Found After Rumored Kidnapping

12/2/2011 - December 2 Week In Review

12/2/2011 - Rihanna Is Placed On A 'Health Watch'

12/2/2011 - Therapy Dog Production of The Nutcracker Is Awesome, Adorable

12/2/2011 - Andy Cohen Nominates Himself As Next Host Of The GOP Debates

12/2/2011 - Enterprising Fast Food Patrons Request Sex, Blunts With Burgers, Fries

12/2/2011 - Your Trendy New Hat Is Waiting For You In The Kitchen

12/2/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

12/2/2011 - The Night Belongs To Britney Spears

12/2/2011 - Group Of Kittens Completely Entranced By Ice Skater

12/2/2011 - The Problem With My Week With Marilyn

12/2/2011 - Go Take A Nap

12/2/2011 - Teen Sex Will Make You Depressed — If You're A Hamster

12/2/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Short, Sweet Message For The Afghan Government

12/2/2011 - Faux Stuffed Woman's Head: For Vintage Creeps With Questionable Taste

12/2/2011 - Men's Love-Hate Relationship With Condoms

12/2/2011 - How To Winterize A Coat

12/2/2011 - TGIF!

12/2/2011 - Saudi Cleric Claims Allowing Ladies To Drive Will Lead To End of Virgins

12/2/2011 - Loopy TV-Lovers, Get Ready For 'Celebrity Wife Swap'

12/2/2011 - Yale Students Propose Less Porny Sex Week

12/2/2011 - Dragon Tattoo Jeans, For The Psychopath In You

12/2/2011 - 'Women For Herman Cain' Is A Thing That Actually Exists

12/2/2011 - The Fight To Save Women's Soccer

12/2/2011 - A Cartoon Tribute To Ryan Gosling In 'Drive'

12/2/2011 - Michele Bachmann, Visionary, Calls For English To Be Declared Official Language of America

12/2/2011 - Teen Birthrate Plummets Because Girls Can Actually Get Birth Control

12/2/2011 - Why Is Miley Cyrus's Protest Song Any Worse Than The Others?

12/2/2011 - Extended Virgin Diaries Trailer Loaded With (Extremely Respectful) Sex Innuendo

12/2/2011 - Elizabeth Taylor's Ginormous Diamonds Are Available For Your Perusal

12/2/2011 - Xeni Jardin Live-Tweets Her First Mammogram, Is Diagnosed With Cancer

12/2/2011 - Pregnancé Sits For Another Interview, Belly Stays Inflated

12/2/2011 - Outdoor Bondage Sex Fantasy Ruined By Party Pooping Cops

12/2/2011 - Republicans Worried Women Won't Vote For Assholes

12/2/2011 - Woman's Face Catches Fire During Otherwise Uneventful Surgery

12/2/2011 - Hollywood Manager Confirms Your Worst Fears About Child Actors And Pedophilia

12/2/2011 - Jon Huntsman's Daughters Follow A Hit With A Miss

12/2/2011 - Anorexic, Pregnant, Or Burrito Grande? Fox News Has You Covered

12/2/2011 - Even Military Dogs Are Being Diagnosed With PTSD

12/2/2011 - Your Life Might've Been Different If Michelle Trachtenberg Hadn't Turned Down Twilight

12/2/2011 - L.A. Likely To Vote On Making Condoms In Porn Mandatory

12/1/2011 - Lady Gaga Turns To BeDazzler For Solace In Epic 'Marry The Night' Mini Movie

12/1/2011 - Afghan Woman Freed From Jail So She Can Marry Her Rapist

12/1/2011 - Apple Says Siri Isn't Intentionally Anti-Abortion

12/1/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Coke Launches Literacy Program For Befuddled Consumers

12/1/2011 - Australia May Ban Kim Kardashian For Issues Unrelated To Divorce Backlash

12/1/2011 - Ed Helms And Michael Bublé Sing A Very Shocking Christmas Carol

12/1/2011 - Breaking: Taylor Swift Got Bangs

12/1/2011 - New App Claims It Can Cure Your Fear Of Spiders

12/1/2011 - Noted Political Pundit MC Hammer Explains The Herman Cain Scandals

12/1/2011 - Genius Wasps Can Recognize Their Friends' Faces

12/1/2011 - Worst Shopgirl On Earth Makes Best Video Concept

12/1/2011 - People Think Atheists Are Just As Bad As Rapists? Christ.

12/1/2011 - Herman Cain's Rich, His Accusers Are Poor. Does it Matter?

12/1/2011 - How Much Should You Drink At Your Office's Holiday Party This Year?

12/1/2011 - Boo, The Internet's Most Adorable Dog, Is Now An Adorable Stuffed Animal

12/1/2011 - Military Rape Victims In Need of Abortions Should Just Suck it Up, Says Senate

12/1/2011 - How To Get And Keep A Mentor

12/1/2011 - Today In Awesome Health News: Have A Glass Of Wine & A Hot Bath To Prevent A Cold

12/1/2011 - Michele Bachmann Would Protect Gay People By Doing Nothing

12/1/2011 - Baby With Insatiable Desire For Yogurt Is Haunting Reflection Of Our Inner Selves

12/1/2011 - The Horrifying World Of Internet Snuff Sites

12/1/2011 - FDA Ponders Whether Apple Juice Is Slowly Giving You Cancer

12/1/2011 - Saudi Arabia Solves Gender Inequality By Allowing One Woman To Compete In Olympics

12/1/2011 - Karlie Kloss Just Posed Nude For The First Time [NSFW]

12/1/2011 - Moms Multitask More Than Dads, And They're Not Happy About It

12/1/2011 - TLC Claims Not To Be 'Making Light' Of Virgins, Despite Silly Music

12/1/2011 - Do Egg Donors Lie?

12/1/2011 - Helen Mirren & Helena Bonham Carter Rep Different Ends Of The Workin' It Spectrum

12/1/2011 - Court Allows Single-Sex Dorms To Continue The Fight Against Female Whorishness

12/1/2011 - How Soon Is Too Soon To Wax Your Daughter's Bikini Line?

12/1/2011 - Adele's Sob-Worthy Songs Earn Six Grammy Nominations

12/1/2011 - Mommy, What Do Horses Taste Like?

12/1/2011 - Church Stands Up For What It Believes In, Bans Interracial Couples

12/1/2011 - Nation Revolts Against Diet Coke Trickery [UPDATED]

12/1/2011 - The Maid Stared Seductively At Strauss-Kahn's Junk, You See

12/1/2011 - Sometimes You Just Have To Leave The Baby Behind

12/1/2011 - Clark Gable & Loretta Young's Secret Daughter Dies At 76

12/1/2011 - They Want Us To Believe This Guy Is Demi Moore's New Boyfriend

12/1/2011 - Police Say There's Probably Only One Long Island Serial Killer