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2011 December
12/30/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Says A Phone Call From Her Fiancé Saved Her Life
12/30/2011 - The Night Belongs To Patti Smith
12/30/2011 - Holy Vibrators Make Sex A Religious Experience
12/30/2011 - This Child Loves His iPod Touch More Than You Will Ever Love Anything
12/30/2011 - 'Colorful Hearts' Teddy Bear Recalled For Being Scary As Hell
12/30/2011 - Time To Pump Iron
12/30/2011 - Was 2011 A Joke?
12/30/2011 - Republicans Want You To Know That They Were Once Very, Very Poor
12/30/2011 - Indiana's First Black Female Mayor Elected To Lead America's Grimmest City
12/30/2011 - Woman Gets Her Engagement Ring Back 36 Years After It Fell Into A Toilet
12/30/2011 - Is Tech CEO Mark Hurd A Wannabe Pickup Artist?
12/30/2011 - Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News
12/30/2011 - Say Goodbye To 'Baby Bump' And 'Man Cave'
12/30/2011 - Russell Brand Files For Divorce From Katy Perry; Everybody Freak The Fuck Out
12/30/2011 - Women Who Drink Wine Every Day Say They Have Better Sex
12/30/2011 - Going To A New Year's Eve Party? We've Got Makeup Tips From A Drag Queen
12/30/2011 - Let's Make Fun of Republicans' Houses
12/30/2011 - Alessandra Ambrosio Didn't Tell Victoria's Secret She Was Pregnant Until After The Show
12/30/2011 - Maryland Doctors Charged With Murder For Late-Term Abortions
12/30/2011 - Snooki: Little Red Corvette Leatherette
12/30/2011 - The Year Love Died: 2011’s Most Crushing Celebrity Break-Ups
12/30/2011 - Rooney Mara's Nipple Piercing Was Strategically Placed
12/30/2011 - Airplanes: The Best Way To Travel If You Don't Want To Die
12/30/2011 - Michele Bachmann Thinks The Entire Internet Is Against Her
12/30/2011 - Rihanna & Chris Brown Send Each Other Not-So Secret Love Tweets
12/29/2011 - Couple Welcomes 100th Grandchild, Offers Terrifying Glimpse Into A Duggar-Filled Future
12/29/2011 - Fox News Apologizes To Jews After Insinuating They Killed Jesus
12/29/2011 - Watch As Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel Try To Kill You With Cuteness
12/29/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Michele Bachmann Gets Dissed Twice In One Day
12/29/2011 - Kelly Clarkson Endorses Ron Paul For President, Accidentally Enrages Her Fans
12/29/2011 - Couples React to Declining Marriage Rate By Getting Engaged En Masse
12/29/2011 - Officials Raid Turkey Semen Farm To Investigate Animal Cruelty
12/29/2011 - Today Is The Day When Everyone Makes Babies
12/29/2011 - Dov Charney Clings To Relevance, But For How Much Longer?
12/29/2011 - Columbus Totally Gave Everyone Syphilis
12/29/2011 - Teenage Girl's Oral Sex History Apparently Relevant To Her Alleged Rapist's Trial
12/29/2011 - Who Is Penelope Trunk?
12/29/2011 - Woman Who Forced Underage Girls Into Prostitution Given Gentle One Year Sentence
12/29/2011 - The Year in Dicks
12/29/2011 - Concerned Voter Wants to Know if Newt Gingrich will Legalize Polygamy
12/29/2011 - After 77 Years Of Wedded Bliss, 99-Year-Old Husband Files For Divorce
12/29/2011 - Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to Peru
12/29/2011 - The Right Way to Talk to Young Girls About Beauty
12/29/2011 - Another Victoria's Secret Model Allegedly Pregnant On The Catwalk: Lily Aldridge
12/29/2011 - Obesity Could Make The Brain Big, Too
12/29/2011 - To Prevent Hangovers, Stop Drinking
12/29/2011 - The 'Cruelty-Free' Part Of Your Cosmetics Is Meaningless
12/29/2011 - NASCAR Driver Apologizes To All the Bitches Who Don't Think Breastfeeding is 'Nasty'
12/29/2011 - Town Terrorized By Weed-Toting
Gossip Girl
Star Named America's Safest City
12/29/2011 - Michele Bachmann's Iowa Chair Flees, Seeks Solace With Ron Paul
12/29/2011 - Obama & Clinton Beat Out Kardashians As America's Most Admired People
12/29/2011 - Drama Addict Ashton Kutcher Shows Off Rumored New Girlfriend
12/28/2011 - Even Adopting A Cat Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
12/28/2011 - Abortions To Save Woman's Life Will Be Permitted In Imaginary Perry Presidency
12/28/2011 - Rachel Uchitel Mocked For Average-Priced 'Nipple Suckers' On Baby Registry
12/28/2011 - Saudi Women Allowed To Vote Without Male Permission, Can't Do Much Else
12/28/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Call Off The Election, We're Having A Reality Show Instead
12/28/2011 - Bradley Cooper & Zoe Saldana Are 'Totally Dating'
12/28/2011 - Did Rihanna Steal The Concept For Her New Video?
12/28/2011 - Cruise Recreating The Titanic's Disastrous Voyage Is A Terrible Idea
12/28/2011 - Survey Reveals Ladies Take Fucking Forever To Feel Good About Themselves
12/28/2011 - Michele Bachmann Wants You To Know She Hates Gays the Most
12/28/2011 - Everyone Secretly Loves Drunken Online Shopping
12/28/2011 - Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World Leaders Full Of Cancer
12/28/2011 - 13 Fantastic Female Comics Creators Of 2011
12/28/2011 - Scary New Machine Scans Your Face And Decides Whether To Give You A Treat
12/28/2011 - Tarzan's Chimp Friend Dies At 80
12/28/2011 - Search For Civil War Artifacts Turns Up Soldier's Sad Valentine
12/28/2011 - Vote For Jezebel's Woman Of The Year
12/28/2011 - Sensitive Kids May Grow Into OCD Adults
12/28/2011 - Watch Elvis The Crocodile Flex His Might
12/28/2011 - Unable To Find 12 Women Of The Year, BBC Crowns Panda Instead
12/28/2011 - Alessandra Ambrosio Is Pregnant (And Walked The Victoria's Secret Show Anyhow)
12/28/2011 - The Year In Workplace Discrimination, Harassment, And General Fuckery
12/28/2011 - New Yorkers Winning The Race For Immortality
12/28/2011 - Michele Bachmann, Snooki Named Least Scientifically Competent Celebrities
12/28/2011 - The Duggars' Video Message To Their Miscarried Child Is For You Too, Folks
12/28/2011 - 5 Drink Recipes That Will Ensure a Happy New Year
12/28/2011 - Your Morning Cry: Single Mom Found Dead With A List Of Dreams In Her Pocket
12/28/2011 - Mitt Romney Is Running For America's Embarrassing Dad
12/28/2011 - Watch A Terrifying Mob Of Shoe-Crazed Women Lose Their Shit At Saks
12/28/2011 - Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner Diagnosed With Cancer
12/28/2011 - Sexual Violence Against Women Soars In Somalia
12/28/2011 - Japanese Wendy's Is Way Classier Than American Wendy's
12/28/2011 - Beyoncé Said To Be Delivering Her Baby Girl Any Second Now
12/27/2011 - Rick Perry Suddenly Realizes He's Against Abortion In Cases Of Rape & Incest
12/27/2011 - Measure Requiring Condoms In Porn Qualifies For L.A. Ballot
12/27/2011 - Reports Of Sexual Assault At Military Academies Increase Drastically
12/27/2011 - Mom Sues Toys R Us Over Loose Wagon Wheel
12/27/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Now There
Is
A 'Me' In Uterus
12/27/2011 - Steven Tyler Engaged To Girlfriend Erin Brady
12/27/2011 - Crystal Renn Does The Splits In A New Cirque Du Soleil Editorial
12/27/2011 - How Much Did Dottie Sandusky Know About Her Husband's Alleged Crimes?
12/27/2011 - How Many Girls Want Girl-On-Girl Action?
12/27/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Sings A Duet With Her Heavier Self In Weird Weight Watchers Ad
12/27/2011 - Pittsburgh Radio Host Says Women 'Know Nothing' [Updated]
12/27/2011 - The Year In Your Uterus
12/27/2011 - Sensible Religious School Fired Woman For Being Artificially Inseminated
12/27/2011 - Ron Paul Not A Bigot, Just A Chronically Uncool Dude Who Hates Spanish Speakers
12/27/2011 - Advice Columnist Downplays Sexual Assault As 'Sleep Sex'
12/27/2011 - HPV Vaccine Side Effects Do Not Include Sluttiness
12/27/2011 - Orthodox Israelis Spit On Whorish 8-Year-Old Girl For Going To School
12/27/2011 - The 25 Biggest Songs Of 2011, All In One Excellent Mashup
12/27/2011 - Guns Are The New Yoga
12/27/2011 - New DSK Movie May Be Coming To A Theater Near You
12/27/2011 - Grocery Stores: Not Just For Ladies Anymore!
12/27/2011 - Color Field Painter Helen Frankenthaler Dies At 83
12/27/2011 - What A-List Faces Sold The Most Magazines In 2011?
12/27/2011 - Egyptian Court Wisely Bans Military's Use Of Virginity Tests
12/27/2011 - Divorce Records Reveal Gingrich's Pants Decidedly On Fire
12/27/2011 - Cursed NFL Cheerleaders Are Making Their Teams Lose
12/27/2011 - FDA Warned About Dangers Of French Breast Implants, But No One Listened
12/27/2011 - Barack Obama Loves The Taste Of Baby Fingers
12/27/2011 - Downing Street Cat Cruelly Banned From Prime Minister's Home
12/27/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Bravely Turns Down New Year's Eve Cash
12/26/2011 - Doesn't Your Butt Deserve A $130,000 Crystal-Covered Toilet?
12/26/2011 - Iranian Woman May Be Spared From Stoning, Hanged Instead
12/26/2011 - Rock Stars Aren't More Likely To Drop Dead At 27
12/26/2011 - TSA Confiscates Cupcake Due To Potentially Dangerous Icing
12/26/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Lisbeth Salamander Lives Up To Her Name
12/26/2011 - Jennifer Hudson Rejected
Precious
Lead Due To Weight Gain Requirement
12/26/2011 - Awesome Boys Club Works To Stop Violence Against Women
12/26/2011 - Woman Gives Birth Under Her Christmas Tree On Christmas Day
12/26/2011 - This Boxing Day, Give The Gift Of Thighs
12/26/2011 - People Are Paying Lots Of Money To Have Their Yards Covered In Fake Snow
12/26/2011 - A Gopher Blasts His Shotgun And Pops A Wheelie
12/26/2011 - Daniel Craig Thinks Politicians Are Back-Stabbing Shitheads
12/26/2011 - Scorned Football Fan Embarrasses Her Cheating Boyfriend In Front Of An Entire Nation
12/26/2011 - What Terrible Gifts Will You Be Returning Today?
12/26/2011 - Adorable Baby Shoves His Fingers Into Obama's Mouth
12/26/2011 - Alicia Keys Gives The Knicks Some Christmas Cheers
12/26/2011 - Lady Gaga's Former Personal Assistant Sues Her, Says She Was Treated Like A Slave
12/25/2011 - Finally, Nativity Scenes For Nerds, Goth Kids, And People Who Love Booze
12/24/2011 - Saturday Night Social
12/24/2011 - Thigh Masters
12/24/2011 - Video Of Little Girl Getting Pissed Off About Pink Toys Will Make Your Heart Swell
12/24/2011 - Study Shows Olds Know How To Use Phones
12/24/2011 - The Absolutely Last-Minute Drugstore Gift Guide
12/24/2011 - Have Yourself A Gilbert Gottfried Christmas
12/24/2011 - Demi Lovato Rips Disney Channel A New Asshole For Making Jokes About Eating Disorders
12/23/2011 - Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Blew $5000 On A VIP Ice-Skating Adventure For Suri
12/23/2011 - The Night Belongs To Carla Bruni
12/23/2011 - Gifts We Wish Existed
12/23/2011 - Jimmy Fallon Spreads Holiday Cheer With A 'Twas The Night Before Christmas Mad Lib
12/23/2011 - The World's Most Adorable Polar Bear Cub Has World's Most Adorable Belly
12/23/2011 - Shoppers Pepper-Sprayed For Fighting Over Nikes
12/23/2011 - Pennsylvania Case Proves Parental Consent Laws Fucking Suck
12/23/2011 - Make It Rain This Holiday Season
12/23/2011 - Churches Admit They've Lost 'War on Christmas' by Canceling Christmas Day Services
12/23/2011 - Don't Use Elaborate Wrapping On A Shitty Gift, You Guys
12/23/2011 - TGIF!
12/23/2011 - How To Wrap The Best Gifts Without Breaking The Bank
12/23/2011 - Angelina Jolie Wants To Tell You A Story, And It's Not Pretty
12/23/2011 - The Worst Christmas Duet Ever
12/23/2011 - Brave 'Hebephile' Stands Up For Right To Fuck Teen Girls
12/23/2011 - An Unabridged List Of Words Used By Critics To Describe Lisbeth Salander
12/23/2011 - Season's Beatings: The Year In Holiday Violence
12/23/2011 - Inside Courtney Love's Smoky Closet
12/23/2011 - Worth It: Not Buying Crap
12/23/2011 - New Research on Networking and Sex Wins Stereotype Bingo
12/23/2011 - Michigan Bans Benefits For Domestic Partners, Claims It's Just A Money-Saving Tactic
12/23/2011 - Five Ways To Entertain Yourself In An Airport
12/23/2011 - Kardashians Sue Over Sweatshop Allegations [Updated]
12/23/2011 - Weatherman Tries To Get An Intern To Give Him An On-Air Massage
12/23/2011 - Are Pesky GOP Saboteurs Behind The Fake Hillary 2012 Campaign?
12/23/2011 - Here's That Taylor Swift
Hunger Games
Song You Didn't Ask For
12/23/2011 - What Did Neanderthals Sound Like? High-Pitched Lady Muppets, Possibly
12/23/2011 - Michele Bachmann Is Accosted By Gay Robot
12/23/2011 -
Jersey Shore
Creators Target Nerds For Dubious Stardom
12/23/2011 - Jennifer Aniston Advised To Make Mad Dash For Brad Pitt’s Sperm
12/22/2011 - Girl Missing Since 2004 Tsunami Turns Up Alive In Indonesia
12/22/2011 - Should You Tell Your Loved Ones They Are Fat This Holiday Season?
12/22/2011 - Michelle Obama Would Like To Be Reincarnated As Bo The Dog
12/22/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Santa Gets Some Helpful Advice
12/22/2011 - Kris Humphries Gets Booed By The Crowd During His First Game Back In The NBA
12/22/2011 - World's Oldest Yoga Teacher Is As Adorable As She Is Flexible
12/22/2011 - Feces Cake Prank Raises The Question: Is Poop A Carb?
12/22/2011 - Judge Bars Inscrutable Personhood Initiative From Nevada Ballot
12/22/2011 - World Headed For Disastrous Frankincense Shortage
12/22/2011 - Now You Can Get One-On-One Advice From The Extraordinary E. Jean
12/22/2011 - Drunk Woman Slips And Ends Up Under A Train
12/22/2011 - Craptastic
Twilight
Franchise Has Made Melissa Rosenberg Highest Grossing Female Screenwriter Ever
12/22/2011 - Who Should Be Jezebel's Woman Of The Year?
12/22/2011 - Minnesota Gays Formally Apologize For Ruining Cheating Conservative's Marriage
12/22/2011 - How Exactly Does Santa Go Down All Those Chimneys In A Single Night?
12/22/2011 - Lady CEO's $15M Payout Is Nothing Compared To What Her Male Peers Get
12/22/2011 - Dutch Magazine Un-pologizes For Rihanna Slur
12/22/2011 - How To Attend A Holiday Party When The Holiday's Not Yours
12/22/2011 - Ron Paul's Racist Newsletter Explains Why He Hates Blacks, Gays, Everybody
12/22/2011 - '30-Something Grandmas'
Finally
Get Own Reality Show
12/22/2011 - Stranded Real-Life Lady MacGyver Survives For 9 Days On Snow & Candy Bars
12/22/2011 - Every Time You Get An Abortion, A Toy Sheds A Tear
12/22/2011 - Contrary To Popular Belief, It's Women Who Fear The Marriage Trap
12/22/2011 -
30 Rock
's Jenna Maroney Berates Kids Of Questionable Talent
12/22/2011 - The Popularity And Perfectionism Behind Butt Sex
12/22/2011 - Congressman Apologizes For Being Appalled By Michelle Obama's Gargantuan Ass
12/22/2011 - The Story Of My Man-Boobs
12/22/2011 - Pregnant Mothers Should Be Terrified Of Mildly Warm Days
12/22/2011 - See The First Woman To Wear Pants In Congress In 1969
12/22/2011 - The Truly Charitable Gift Guide
12/22/2011 - Pageant Mom Explains Necessary Breast Implants
12/22/2011 - Ivanka Trump's Shoe Line Busted For Copying Derek Lam
12/22/2011 - Helen Mirren Wants To Be Doctor Who
12/22/2011 - Anthony Weiner & Huma Abedin's 'Little Weiner' Born; Playground Mockery Assured
12/22/2011 - Men Keep Their Skin Dewy Fresh Because Their Jobs Depend On It
12/22/2011 - New Unfunny Sitcom Offends Just About Everyone
12/22/2011 - Druids Assure Us 2012 Is Going To Be Great
12/22/2011 - Pain In The Ass Kids Are More Likely To Just Say No
12/22/2011 -
Vogue
& The Case Of The Model's Missing Leg
12/22/2011 - Adam Lambert & Boyfriend Busted Over Gay Bar Brawl
12/22/2011 - Police Believe Missing Girl Jhessye Shockley Was Killed & Left In A Landfill
12/21/2011 - Obama Shops For Daughters' Christmas Gifts With Reporters In Tow
12/21/2011 - Your New Internet Boyfriend May Only Be Interested In Your Wallet
12/21/2011 - Julianne Moore's Sarah Palin Impersonation Unveiled In
Game Change
Trailer
12/21/2011 - Comment Of The Day: 'Christmas Shoes' Is Jesus' Least Favorite Birthday Song
12/21/2011 - Kardashians Deny Their Kollection Is Brought To Us By Child Sweatshop Workers
12/21/2011 - The Best Holiday/Military Photo You Will See Today
12/21/2011 - Our Favorite Mortician Takes Us On A Hollywood Death Tour
12/21/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton's Teeth Have Been Micro-Rotated To Perfection
12/21/2011 - Republican Candidates' Wives Want You To Know That They Like Their Husbands
12/21/2011 - Depression Could Affect How You See Photos Of Your Mom
12/21/2011 - Insufferable Brown-Haired 20-Year-Old Believes She's The Second Coming of Ann Counter
12/21/2011 - We've Found The Worst Christmas Song Ever
12/21/2011 - Happy Hump Day!
12/21/2011 - Amy Koch Scandal Shows Media Doesn’t Care About Political Ladyboners
12/21/2011 - Egyptian Government Issues Apology, Will Likely Continue Treating Women Like Garbage
12/21/2011 - Mindy Kaling Visits Jezebel, Takes Your Questions
12/21/2011 - Sparkly Bugs Have Real Diamond Wings
12/21/2011 - Jezebel's Jessica Coen on ABC's Good Morning America
12/21/2011 - Dutch Editor Resigns Over 'Niggabitch' Article
12/21/2011 - Innocent-Looking Ice Cream Scoop Becomes Projectile Weapon
12/21/2011 - Mindy Kaling Comes To Jezebel Today At 3pm EST
12/21/2011 - Meet The Real-Life Edina Monsoon From
Absolutely Fabulous
12/21/2011 - Girls-Only Vaccine Could Be Best Weapon Against HPV
12/21/2011 - The Kardashian Kollection Was Kreated In A Little Sweatshop Of Horrors [UPDATED]
12/21/2011 - Where To Go For All Your Hall & Oates-Related Emergencies
12/21/2011 - Newt Gingrich Urges Gays Not to Vote for Him
12/21/2011 - Female Retail Employees Get Screwed, Especially Around The Holidays
12/21/2011 - No-Longer-Celebrated Sportswriter Bill Conlin Accused Of Child Molestation
12/21/2011 - Absolutely Charming 100-Year-Old Letter To Santa Found In Chimney
12/21/2011 - Belarus' Feminist Protesters Kidnapped, Stripped, & Beaten By KGB
12/21/2011 - The First
Hobbit
Trailer Is Mesmerizing (But Totally Uneventful)
12/21/2011 - From Break-Up To Bride, Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake Get Engaged
12/20/2011 - Eva Perón Was Lobotomized As Part Of Cervical Cancer Treatment
12/20/2011 - NBC Reporter Arrested For DUI After Partying With Sandusky's Lawyer
12/20/2011 - France May Pay To Replace Leaky Implants, But Only For Cancer Patients, Not Bimbos
12/20/2011 - Working Pen Found In Woman's Stomach
12/20/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Holiday Message Of Peace For All Cake & Pie Lovers
12/20/2011 - Debra Messing Splits From Husband Of 10 Years
12/20/2011 - Kim Kardashian Made $12 Million Last Year & Paid Barely Any Taxes
12/20/2011 - So Long, Farewell...
12/20/2011 - Mia Farrow Takes A Little Time Off From Twitter To Weep
12/20/2011 - DIY Abortions Will Be 2012's Hottest New Trend
12/20/2011 - You're A 'Tecnho-Dunce'
12/20/2011 - Women Oddly Un-Panicked By Declining Marriage Rates
12/20/2011 - Please Don't Buy Your Boyfriend 'Pajama Jeans For Men' This Christmas
12/20/2011 - Is Pubic Hair Coming Back Into Fashion? [NSFW]
12/20/2011 - Egyptian Women March Against Violence Government Claims Isn't Really Happening
12/20/2011 - Do You Still Love Tom Hardy When You Can't Understand What He's Saying?
12/20/2011 - Lady Managers Don't Reduce Pay Gap
12/20/2011 - Christ, The
Real Housewives
Posthumous Footage Of Russell Armstrong Is Unbearable
12/20/2011 - A Sexy Interloper In The Mommy Wars: The Part-Time Worker
12/20/2011 - A Very Special 'Drunk History' Of Christmas, Starring Ryan Gosling
12/20/2011 - Science Can Predict If You'll Be An Angry Drunk
12/20/2011 - Rihanna Does Not Appreciate Being Called A 'Niggabitch'
12/20/2011 - Mindy Kaling Is Coming To Jezebel, And She's Taking Your Questions
12/20/2011 - Study Shows Home Births Aren't As Safe. So What?
12/20/2011 - And Then There Were Two: The Worst Christmas Song Championship
12/20/2011 - 'Pack Your PlayStation & Get Out' And Other Shit Black Girls Say
12/20/2011 - Will Adele Be On The Cover of American
Vogue
?
12/20/2011 - 6-Year-Old 'Modern Woman' Lives Your Life Better Than You Can
12/20/2011 - Nevada's Personhood Crazies Are Picky When It Comes To Zygotes
12/20/2011 - 'Ruby Heartstealer' Has A Baby
12/20/2011 - Freelance Sperm Donor Warned To Quit Selling Jizz on the Internet
12/20/2011 - Scary Sounding Drug Could Actually Cure Colds And Ebola
12/20/2011 - Please, God, Let
Bridesmaids
Score An Oscar Nomination
12/20/2011 - Palin Hints At Presidential Run, Ruins Christmas
12/20/2011 - Your Love Of Sweatpants Is Driving Men Away
12/20/2011 - Regulators Take All The Fun Out Of TV Psychics
12/20/2011 - Lesbian Couple Wisely Sues B&B Owner For Refusing To Give Them A Room
12/20/2011 - 'German Fritzl' Lives Up To Reputation Of Being One Sick Fuck
12/20/2011 - Atlanta Braves Concerned That Pixar's
Brave
Will Confuse Morons
12/20/2011 - Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Is Deeply Concerned About Your Eggs
12/19/2011 - Revived Lawsuit Could Be Key To Overturning Plan B Decision
12/19/2011 - Some Doctors Aren't Wild About Self-Tanner, Prefer You Stay Pale
12/19/2011 - Gay Newlyweds Receive Mysterious Congratulatory Letter From White House
12/19/2011 - Cocaine Found On Most Public Baby Changing Tables
12/19/2011 - The Kardashians Go A-Karoling
12/19/2011 - Chaz Bono And Fiancée Jennifer Elia Split
12/19/2011 - Former Webcam Overeater Says Ex's Feeder Fetish Was 'About Control'
12/19/2011 - Elizabeth Banks Appreciates Your Concern For The Fate Of Her
30 Rock
Character
12/19/2011 - Macy's Photoshops Boobs Onto Model, Then Changes Its Mind [Updated]
12/19/2011 - Need A Bizarre, Esoteric Gift For An Effete Intellectual? Try Restoration Hardware
12/19/2011 - Giraffes Can Be Pickup Artists Too
12/19/2011 - Michele Bachmann Claims Kinsey Report Is 'A Myth,' Causes Irony to Collapse In Upon Itself
12/19/2011 - If You Got Defriended, It's Probably Because You're An Asshole
12/19/2011 - Cat Soothes Crying Baby To Sleep With Its Paw
12/19/2011 - Dudes, Bettys, Ladies, And Men: The Gender Categories Of Online Retail
12/19/2011 - Eleven Awesome Things We Could Do With The Money We Spend On Diets
12/19/2011 - For The Lady Who Has Everything, How About Some Blinged-Out Pepper Spray?
12/19/2011 - How To Keep Warm In Your Freezing Cold House
12/19/2011 - MTV Extends Retro Anti-Sex Campaign To Include TV Commercials
12/19/2011 - Which of Your Friends Is the Most Fascinating?
12/19/2011 - Incredibly Stupid Magazine Says Rihanna Is 'Ultimate Niggabitch' With 'Ghetto Ass'
12/19/2011 - Anderson Cooper Can't Stop Talking About His Mother
12/19/2011 - Worst Christmas Song Ever: The Semifinals of Seasonal Suck
12/19/2011 - Should Teachers & Students Be Allowed To Interact On Facebook?
12/19/2011 - Meryl Streep: Hollywood Hates Strong-Minded Women & Intelligent Filmgoers
12/19/2011 - More Moms Taking Jobs As Phone Sex Operators To Pay The Bills
12/19/2011 - Marc Jacobs Hasn't Spoken To His Mother In 20 Years
12/19/2011 - Staying In School Could Protect You From Mouth Cancer
12/19/2011 - Glamour, Glitter, & Fingerless Gloves At VH1 Divas
12/19/2011 - Old Timey Organization Warns That Ladyvoting Will Lead to Alcoholic Cravings, 'Petticoat Rule'
12/19/2011 - DSK's Wife Is France's Questionable Choice For 'Woman Of The Year'
12/19/2011 - 5 Drink Recipes To Get Those Sugar Plums Dancing
12/19/2011 - Legalizing Same-Sex Marriage Is Good For What Ails You
12/19/2011 - Baby Monkey Orphanage Will Make Your Heart Swell
12/19/2011 - Has The Women's Rights Movement Screwed Over Poor Women?
12/19/2011 - Kardashians Send Out The Saddest, Angriest Christmas Card Ever
12/19/2011 - 14-Year-Old Bisexual Girl Confronts Rick Perry On DADT
12/19/2011 - Police Disagree On Number Of L.I. Serial Killers
12/19/2011 - Boy With Down's Syndrome Suspended For Alleged Sexual Harassment
12/19/2011 - Shelter Wisely Names Dog L.L. Bean, Thus Guaranteeing Adoption
12/19/2011 - Basketball Wives Worked Together To Uncover Kobe Bryant’s Cheating
12/18/2011 - Group Sex Is The Latest Disturbing Teen Trend
12/18/2011 - Students Told To Pay Up To Make Justin Bieber Music Stop
12/18/2011 - Kids Reject L.A.'s New Healthy School Lunches, Compare Them To Dog Food
12/18/2011 - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Is Dead
12/18/2011 - Today In Horrible: #ItAintRapeIf Trends On Twitter
12/18/2011 - Lindsay's
Playboy
Issue Is Either A Bestseller Or A Flop
12/18/2011 - Sunday Night Sign-Off
12/18/2011 - Stephen Colbert Gets Daniel Craig To Talk About His Dirty Laundry
12/18/2011 - Do You Have Christmas Tree Syndrome?
12/18/2011 - Wave Your Thighs In The Air If You Just Don't Care
12/18/2011 - Brad Goreski Says He'd Love To Talk To Rachel Zoe
12/18/2011 - Wisconsin Refuses To Let Planned Parenthood Give Free Cancer Screenings To Uninsured Women
12/18/2011 - Justin Bieber Pays It Forward, Holiday-Style
12/18/2011 - Woman Dies After Being Set On Fire In An Elevator
12/18/2011 - The Only Pep Talk You Will Ever Need
12/18/2011 - Bloomingdale’s Model Has Her Pelvis Digitally Removed And Is Somehow Still Standing
12/18/2011 - Holly Madison Takes A Crack At 'The Nutcracker'
12/18/2011 - Egypt's Military Carries Out Violent Attacks On Women Protesters
12/18/2011 - Meet The World's New Shortest Woman
12/18/2011 - Jimmy Fallon And Friends Make Holiday Magic On
SNL
12/18/2011 - The War In Iraq Is Over
12/18/2011 - Justin Bieber's Mom Never Let Him Believe In Santa Claus
12/17/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!
12/17/2011 - Saturday Night Social
12/17/2011 - Key Witness In Sandusky Case Finally Takes The Stand
12/17/2011 - Getting Tackled By The Men Of Cardiff Is Probably Totally Worth It
12/17/2011 - Michelle Obama Asked To Marine Corps Ball, Says Yes, Loves It
12/17/2011 - Rihanna Forgets To Wear Pants, Leaves A Trail Of Neon Men In Her Wake
12/17/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!
12/17/2011 - Your 1990s Heartthrobs All In One Place
12/17/2011 - If You've Been Looking For A Barack Obama Mannequin Of Your Very Own Don't Worry, It Exists
12/17/2011 - Diablo Cody Would Make An Awesome Rainbow Brite
12/17/2011 - What Did Britney Spears Do Just 24 Hours After Getting Engaged?
12/16/2011 - Kobe Bryant's Wife Files For Divorce Because He Won't Stop Cheating
12/16/2011 - Dr. Ruth Volunteers To Officiate Britney Spears' Impending Nuptials
12/16/2011 - The Night Belongs To Margaret Mead
12/16/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
12/16/2011 - PETA Objects To Festive Possum-Dropping Tradition
12/16/2011 - Store-Bought Bake Sale Confections Spark Double-Stuf Indignity
12/16/2011 - Marcus Bachmann Already Making Catty Comments About First Lady
12/16/2011 - Neti Pots Could Help Amoebas Eat Your Brains
12/16/2011 - How To Give Barbie An Afro (And Call It A Halo Instead)
12/16/2011 - Get Ready For A Robot Picnic
12/16/2011 - Once And For All, It's Time To Stop Blaming Rape On Women's Drinking
12/16/2011 - What Kind Of Woman Has A Second Trimester Abortion?
12/16/2011 - TGIF!
12/16/2011 - Guys Let Loose About Their Tears
12/16/2011 - These Stories of Anonymous Shoppers Paying off People's Layaway Toys Will Make You Cry Your Face Off
12/16/2011 - Whoopi Passes Gas On-Air, Handles It With Grace And Aplomb
12/16/2011 - Holy Crap, The Extended Look At
30 Rock
's New Season Is Awesome
12/16/2011 - How Hard Is It To Get Plan B On Campus?
12/16/2011 - Mexico Is Just As Rapey As Roberto Bolaño Says It Is
12/16/2011 - Grown-Ups In Awkward Ensembles At The
Young Adult
Premiere
12/16/2011 - Cosmetics Companies May Be Forced To Stop Lying To Us With Photoshopped Ads
12/16/2011 - Italian Court Reveals No Evidence Ever Linked Amanda Knox To Murder, Satanic Orgies
12/16/2011 - Tom Hanks' Latest Historical Mini-Series: The History Of The Pop Tart
12/16/2011 - Whoa, The Internet May Actually Be Getting Safer For Kids
12/16/2011 - Gifts For Booze Lovers
12/16/2011 - A Peek At The Vision Board Inside Courtney Love's Tasteful Townhouse
12/16/2011 - Worst Christmas Song Ever: Let's Narrow It Down To The Frightful Four
12/16/2011 - Donna Karan Shoots Ad Campaign In Haiti, Gets Called Racist
12/16/2011 - 2011: A Year In Unnecessary Censorship
12/16/2011 - Rape Prevention Effort Refreshingly Manages To Avoid Victim Blaming
12/16/2011 - Sick Of Tired Chick Flick Clichés? So Is Diablo Cody.
12/16/2011 - Britney Spears Is Allegedly Engaged
12/16/2011 - A Creepy First Look At Rob Lowe's Drew Peterson
12/16/2011 - Your Handy Guide To Presidential Candidate Dickery
12/16/2011 - Sorority Members Charged With Sisterly Assault For Violent Paddling Incidents [Updated]
12/16/2011 - Today In Warm Fuzzies: Woman Finds Kidney Donor On Craigslist
12/16/2011 - Heathen Pink Bibles Pulled From Shelves Due To Nefarious Planned Parenthood Connection
12/16/2011 - New Laid-Back TSA Lets You Fly With Weed
12/16/2011 - Charlize Theron Doesn't Trust Grown-Ass Women Who Wear Hello Kitty
12/16/2011 - Christopher Hitchens Dead At 62
12/15/2011 - Obamas Present World's Least Awkward Family Photo
12/15/2011 - Lawyer Suggests Sandusky Was Innocently Teaching Boys To Shower
12/15/2011 - Herman Cain & Wife Share Heartwarming Christmas Message
12/15/2011 - High School Prank Involves Charming Parent-Child Makeout Session
12/15/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Lady Viagra Gel By Any Other Name Would Still Not Work
12/15/2011 - Jon Huntsman's Daughter Dated Kris Humphries
12/15/2011 - Thousands Of Czechs Claim Their Religion Is 'Jedi'
12/15/2011 - Don't Worry, Ricky Gervais Will Right Of All The Golden Globe Nomination Wrongings
12/15/2011 - Loud Music Tricks Your Brain Into Thinking Alcohol is Delicious
12/15/2011 - Time Magazine Crowns Ryan Gosling 'Coolest Person Of The Year'
12/15/2011 - '10 for Tebow' Encourages Donating to Pro-Choice Causes Every Time Tim Tebow Scores a Touchdown
12/15/2011 - Drug Store Refuses To Sell Plan B To A Man Because Men Can't Get Pregnant, Silly
12/15/2011 - Large Hair Bows Were Required For Guests At Dorothy's Doll Party
12/15/2011 - Stupid Vandal Arrested For Calling Woman A 'Sult'
12/15/2011 - NBA Official Says He Was Fired For Reporting Women's Harassment
12/15/2011 - An Awkward Wedding Date Makes For A Funny Video
12/15/2011 - How To Help A Friend Deal With Miscarriage
12/15/2011 - Breast Implant Sucked Into Woman's Body In Horrifying Pilates Accident
12/15/2011 - Let's Face It, The Golden Globe Noms Are Weird & Completely Arbitrary
12/15/2011 - Presidential Candidates Grapple Over Who Loves Zygotes The Most
12/15/2011 - Rooney Mara Was So Deep Into The Lisbeth Salander Character She Choked A Dude At A Wedding
12/15/2011 - Lego Targets Girls With Pink Blocks, Cute Figures, & No Creativity
12/15/2011 - New Zealand Church Billboard Features A Panicked Virgin Mary With Pregnancy Test In Hand
12/15/2011 - The Ads Of The Future May Feature Your Face
12/15/2011 - Gay Dads Find Out They're Going to be Grandpas, Epic Awesomeness Ensues
12/15/2011 - Should You Fuck Tim Tebow?
12/15/2011 - A
Real Housewives Of South Boston
Christmas
12/15/2011 - Worst Christmas Song Ever: It's Down To The Hated Eight
12/15/2011 - Lady-Libido Drug Has Horrible Name, Fails Clinical Trials
12/15/2011 - Gifts For Other People's Kids
12/15/2011 - What Is Victoria's Secret? Actually, It's Child Labor
12/15/2011 - Princess Is Just Another Word For Loser, And Other Lessons Pageant Moms Teach
12/15/2011 - Rooney Mara Wants You To Check Out Her
Dragon Tattoo
Merkin
12/15/2011 - Thousands Of Women Given Leaky, Toxic Breast Implants
12/15/2011 - Janet Jackson's Childhood Chest-Binding
12/15/2011 - Guyana Official Accused Of Rape: 'Let God Be The Judge'
12/15/2011 - Your Wisdom Teeth Surgery May Have Been Unnecessary
12/15/2011 - Your 2012 Golden Globe Nominees
12/15/2011 - Lesbian Couple Tackles Homophobic Heckler
12/15/2011 - Kanye West Kaught Karessing Kim Kardashian
12/15/2011 - Afghan Rape Victim Freed, May Not Have To Marry Attacker
12/14/2011 - Nation Afflicted By Singledom, Only Half Of All Americans Are Married
12/14/2011 - TLC Invites You To Gawk At Nerds On
Geek Love
12/14/2011 - Duggars Share Photos Of Miscarried Baby At Memorial
12/14/2011 - Comment Of The Day:
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
, The Feel-Good Holiday Romp
12/14/2011 - Selena Gomez Plans To Give Justin Bieber An Engagement Ring For Chrismas
12/14/2011 - Hoda Kotb Learns To Never Carry Coffeemate In Your Purse The Hard Way
12/14/2011 - New Research Reveals Teenagers Are A Bunch of Potheads
12/14/2011 - Fabric of the Future Will Clean Itself
12/14/2011 - The Guys Who Think You Want Them May Be The Last Ones You Really Want
12/14/2011 - Don't You Love The Taste Of Flame Retardant?
12/14/2011 - Government Shocked By Depressing Rape Statistics We All Learned About in College
12/14/2011 - Gifts For Old Folks
12/14/2011 - Adorable Baby Attacked By Adorable Teacup Yorkie In Most Adorable Fight Ever
12/14/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Jen Aniston’s Neighbor Saw Her Baby Bump From A Kitchen Window
12/14/2011 - Sacha Baron Cohen Is Now
The Dictator
12/14/2011 - Woman Still Doesn't Understand Why Her 'White Only' Swimming Pool is Racist
12/14/2011 - Spanx Thoughtfully Outfits Our Troops With Stomach-Flattening Shapewear
12/14/2011 - Happy Hump Day!
12/14/2011 - Guys Aren't Always Thinking With Their Dicks
12/14/2011 - States Willing To Go Broke To Push Anti-Abortion Legislation
12/14/2011 - Fitness Advice Follies: Go Easy on the Cake, Fattie!
12/14/2011 - December Madness: The Unsweet 16 Continues
12/14/2011 - The Obama Daughters' "Style" Should Not Be A Topic Of Discussion
12/14/2011 - Matt Damon Makes An Ugly Christmas Sweater Look Pretty Hot
12/14/2011 - Our Favorite Mortician Explains How You Can Have Her Job
12/14/2011 - MMA Fighters Have Feelings Too
12/14/2011 - Stars Looked Dour At
Iron Lady
Premiere
12/14/2011 - Rutgers English Dept. Responds To Racist Email [Updated]
12/14/2011 - 6 Ridiculous Things You Might Not Know About Michele Bachmann
12/14/2011 - Elizabeth Taylor's Jewelry Collection Sold For More Money Than Anyone Imagined
12/14/2011 - Lowe's Facebook Page Explodes With Bigoted Hate Speech
12/14/2011 - Woman May Be Sent To Prison For Violating French Burqa Ban
12/14/2011 - Store Decides To Integrate Boys' And Girls' Toys; Apocalypse Ensues
12/14/2011 - Frat Suspended After Distributing Rapey Survey
12/14/2011 - Naval Officer Jailed After Creepy Spanking Incident
12/14/2011 - Kids Receiving Intentionally Crappy Christmas Presents Is The Funniest Thing You'll See Today
12/14/2011 - Subway Groper Shot By Off-Duty Cop
12/14/2011 - Pennsylvania Passes Bill That Could Shut Down Its Abortion Clinics
12/14/2011 - Suits Scared
Dragon Tattoo
Is Too Violent For Chicks
12/14/2011 -
Glee
Christmas Special Needs More Chewbacca
12/13/2011 - Serial Killer Investigation Turns Up Possible Remains Of Missing Woman
12/13/2011 - Alleged Syracuse Child Abuse Victims Sue School & Coach For Calling Them Liars
12/13/2011 - After Five Fatalities, FDA Warns Clinics Promising Quick & Easy Lap-Band Surgery
12/13/2011 - Comment Of The Day: How To Trap Men & Other Large Game Animals
12/13/2011 - In Shocking Twist, Lindsay Misses Flight, Cancels Big
Playboy
Reveal
12/13/2011 - Kim Kardashian Abandons Her QuickTrim Diet Pills For Good, Old-Fashioned Ice Cream
12/13/2011 - Woman's Bestselling Self-Published Book Will Now Become A Movie
12/13/2011 - How Should Colleges Help Mentally Ill Students?
12/13/2011 - Brian Williams Interviews Marcel The Shell
12/13/2011 -
Think Like A Man
Is Everything That Is Wrong With The World And Will Make You Want To Stab Your Eyeballs With A Fork
12/13/2011 - The Family That Yawns Together Stays Together
12/13/2011 - Did Alcoholism Kill Joan Didion's Daughter?
12/13/2011 - A Girl's Guide To Hunting (For Real)
12/13/2011 - Evangelical Zealot Who Got Ads Pulled From
All-American Muslim
Is A Recovering Porn Addict
12/13/2011 - Does Tom Cruise Make A Good Rock Star?
12/13/2011 - Anti-Gay Marriage Group Bankrolled By Two Very Wealthy Jerks
12/13/2011 - Rutgers Student Proposes Whites-Only Screening Of Racist Movie [Updated]
12/13/2011 - Cat Does Yoga With Owner, Permanently Raises Bar For Being An Awesome Pet
12/13/2011 - Natural Childbirth: The Best Thing I Ever Failed At
12/13/2011 - The Night Bravo's
Real Housewives
Turned Into Basic Cable Softcore Porn
12/13/2011 - Gifts For Your 'Design Snob' Best Friend
12/13/2011 - Depressing Visualization Of The Increase Student Loan Debt Over 20 Years
12/13/2011 - December Madness: We're Down To The Unsweet Sixteen!
12/13/2011 - Your Contact Lenses are Filthy
12/13/2011 - So
This
Is What Goes Down Inside The
Saturday Night Live
Writer's Room
12/13/2011 - What The World Needs Now: A New Princess Marketed Toward Little Girls
12/13/2011 - Gay Penguins End Their Relationship
12/13/2011 - I Am So Not Sorry About My Vagina, And Other Apologies We Should Retract
12/13/2011 - Shit Girls Say, Now In Video Form
12/13/2011 - Lisbeth Salander Would Wear Givenchy
12/13/2011 - Noted Androgynous Male Model Andrej Pejic Cast In New Push-Up Bra Ads
12/13/2011 - Research Suggests Drinking Leads To Irresponsible Boning
12/13/2011 - Canada Bans Muslim Women From Wearing Veils At Citizenship Ceremonies
12/13/2011 - The Sad Tale Of The Christmas Without A Hot Toy
12/13/2011 - Serial Wife-Leaver Newt Gingrich Vows to Defend Marriage
12/13/2011 - Chelsea Clinton, Journalist, Is At Least Better Than Jenna Bush, Journalist
12/13/2011 - Racist Girls Basketball Team Explains They're Totally Not Racist
12/13/2011 - Having A Job Makes Moms Healthier, Happier
12/13/2011 - Pearl Harbor Lady Firefighter Mystery Solved
12/13/2011 - 16-Year-Old Girl Becomes Youngest Person To Ski South Pole
12/13/2011 - Lady Gaga Gets The Go-Ahead To Star In Improbable Amy Winehouse Biopic
12/12/2011 - Key Sandusky Witness Allegedly Changed His Story Multiple Times
12/12/2011 - Justin Bieber Accused Of Ruining Steampunk
12/12/2011 - Anti-Gay Politician Secretly Donates Sperm To Lesbian Couples
12/12/2011 - Sexual Assault Survivor Confronts Attacker: 'I Am Not The Victim, I Am The Victor'
12/12/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Researchers Find Listening To Conservatives May Lead To Pregnancy
12/12/2011 - Sarah Palin Shocked At Lack Of Interest In Todd Palin Snowmobile Reality Show
12/12/2011 - Russell Simmons Purchases Remaining Commercial Spots For TLC's 'All-American Muslim'
12/12/2011 - Do You Know Which Celebrities Are Republicans?
12/12/2011 - It's Now Illegal To Throw Acid On Women In Pakistan
12/12/2011 - Rich Ladies Give Away Shitloads Of Cash In Elaborate & Complicated Manner
12/12/2011 - Science Gives Go-Ahead To Take As Much Adderall As You Want
12/12/2011 - RuPaul's 1993 Christmas Spectacular Is Your New Favorite Holiday Special
12/12/2011 - High School Closed After Weird YouTube Threats
12/12/2011 - 16-Year-Old Kendall Jenner's First 'Sexy' Magazine Editorial Is Here
12/12/2011 - Hunters, Stop Arming Your Dogs
12/12/2011 - New FDA Decisions Don't Mean Birth Control Is Killing You
12/12/2011 - All Of Your Favorite Female Writers, In Doll Form
12/12/2011 - Gifts For Malcontents & Curmudgeons
12/12/2011 - Elephant And Salmon Support Reproductive Choice
12/12/2011 - Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Feud Over Where To Raise Kids, Kim's Relevancy
12/12/2011 - Heirloom Of The Future: Kanye West's Tweets, Embroidered
12/12/2011 - How To Disguise The Fact That You Are Exhausted
12/12/2011 - This Woman's Tale Of Ordering Abortion Drugs On The Internet Is The Most Depressing Story Ever
12/12/2011 - Let's Check Out The Official Shots Of Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone In The New
Spider-Man
Movie
12/12/2011 - Female Philosophers Object To Sketchy Job-Interview Parties
12/12/2011 - December Madness: Journey To The Worst Christmas Song Ever
12/12/2011 - This Christmas, The Elf On The Shelf Will Hack You To Death With A Cleaver
12/12/2011 - A First Look At HBO And Lena Dunham's 'Girls'
12/12/2011 - If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Celebrity Fashion, Say It Anyhow
12/12/2011 -
Vogue
Italia Defends Those Weird Karlie Kloss Pictures
12/12/2011 - Harvard Students Crowdsource Ridiculous, Revealing Tips For Love
12/12/2011 - Megyn Kelly Bravely Stands Up For Megyn Kelly's Rights
12/12/2011 - Sorority Loves Jesus A Little Too Much
12/12/2011 - I Married A Lesbian (And I'm A Guy)
12/12/2011 - Spandex Is Making You Fat
12/12/2011 - Christian Group Pressures Lowe's Into Pulling Ads From
All-American Muslim
12/12/2011 - American Women Suffering From Rampant Growling Speech Impediment
12/12/2011 - Pepper-Spraying Black Friday Shopper Gets Even More Crazy, Threatens To Sue Walmart
12/12/2011 - Woman Arrested For Fatal Dick Injection
12/12/2011 - Most Extreme Couponers Aren't Doing It For The Savings
12/12/2011 - Decrepit Meryl Streep Is The Oldest Woman To Ever Grace The Cover Of
Vogue
12/12/2011 - Jessica Simpson & Weight Watchers Team Up To Make Moms Feel Terrible
12/11/2011 - Newt Gingrich's Lesbian Sister Urges You To Vote For Obama
12/11/2011 - Women's Health Advocate Wins 'CNN Hero Of The Year'
12/11/2011 - Republicans Say TSA Agents Are Impersonating Cops, Shouldn't Be Called 'Officers'
12/11/2011 - Cat's 26 Toes Help Save Animal Shelter
12/11/2011 - Shooter's Motive In Virginia Tech Murder-Suicide Remains A Mystery
12/11/2011 - Orange Is The Hot Color For 2012, Adjust Accordingly
12/11/2011 - Sunday Night Sign-Off
12/11/2011 - The Anti-Abortion Movie That Looks Suspiciously Mainstream
12/11/2011 -
Daily Mail
Gets In Trouble For Making Things Up About The Amanda Knox Verdict
12/11/2011 - Helen Mirren And Rosario Dawson Gaze Meaningfully Into The Distance
12/11/2011 - Awesome 17-Year-Old Girl Invents Nanoparticle That Kills Cancer Cells
12/11/2011 - Fox News Anchor Is Shocked When Fox News Poll Says Obama Will Win In 2012
12/11/2011 - The Most Inspirational Moments From The Nobel Peace Prize Award Ceremony
12/11/2011 - Sailing The Thigh Seas
12/11/2011 - Jay-Z Joins The Chorus Of Rich People Willing To Pay More Taxes
12/11/2011 - Cookie Dough: The Newest Scary Food
12/11/2011 - Kelly Clarkson And Demi Lovato Hug It Out
12/11/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Tells
Playboy
She's Learned From Her Mistakes
12/11/2011 - Talented Dog Plays The Piano And Sings The Blues
12/11/2011 - Katy Perry Hosts A Star-Studded Episode Of
SNL
12/11/2011 - Santas Gone Wild
12/11/2011 - Kim Kardashian Finally Does Something That's Not Totally Obnoxious
12/10/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!
12/10/2011 - Saturday Night Social
12/10/2011 - Pass The Thighlight On The Left Hand Side
12/10/2011 - Katy Perry Says Tonight's Episode Of
SNL
Might Boil Down To Jokes About Her Boobs
12/10/2011 - Simon Pegg Makes Nice With Tom Cruise
12/10/2011 - Hugh Hefner Says He'll Release Linsday Lohan's
Playboy
Issue Early, Just In Time For Christmas
12/10/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!
12/10/2011 - Thighs Who Lift Thighs
12/10/2011 - Russia Makes Going To Burger King Look Like The Coolest Thing You Could Possibly Do
12/10/2011 - Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman Are The Couple You Want To Be
12/10/2011 - Yeah Yeah Yeahs Singer Karen O Is A Married Lady
12/9/2011 - Angelina Jolie Starves Herself To Help The Children
12/9/2011 - Scott Disick Would Very Much Like To Star In The 'American Psycho' Remake
12/9/2011 - Video Evidence That Keanu Reeves Is Truly A Gentleman
12/9/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
12/9/2011 - The Night Belongs To Judi Dench
12/9/2011 - How To Pluck Your Eyebrows
12/9/2011 - Colleges Buying .XXX Domain Names To Prevent University Branded Porn
12/9/2011 - Hugging Your (Rat) Babies Will Keep Them Off Drugs
12/9/2011 - Woman Arrested After Turning Wal-Mart Into Meth Lab
12/9/2011 - TGIF!
12/9/2011 - What Were The Top Internet Memes of 2011?
12/9/2011 - Meet Your Space Twin
12/9/2011 - Gifts For Crafty Types
12/9/2011 - FDA Wants You to Know that Birth Control is Very Dangerous
12/9/2011 - Ke$ha's Tumblr Invites You To Put Your Beard In Her Mouth
12/9/2011 - Xeni Jardin Explains Her Breast Cancer Diagnosis
12/9/2011 - Classy Dames Slip On Shoulder-Baring Gowns… For The Children
12/9/2011 - December Madness: More Terrible Christmas Songs Vie For The Title of Worst Ever
12/9/2011 - Controversial Sex Story Could Actually Be Good For Yeshiva University
12/9/2011 - Not All The Stars In Hollywood Can Keep
New Year's Eve
From Being Loathsome
12/9/2011 - Jane Birkin Calls The Hermès Birkin 'A Rather Trivial Piece Of Heavy Luggage'
12/9/2011 - Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men's Magazine And A Rapist?
12/9/2011 - The Secret To Marital Success Is Not Being a Dick
12/9/2011 - MMA Fighter Fired For Tweeting Gross 'Rape Van' Joke
12/9/2011 - Why Do We Love the Lipstick Index So Much?
12/9/2011 - The
What To Expect When You're Expecting
Trailer, In Which Pregnancy Sucks
12/9/2011 - Tiny Sweater-Wearing Penguins Are Finally Released Into The Wild
12/9/2011 - An Abortion Won't Make You Crazy, But An Unwanted Pregnancy Might
12/9/2011 - Former Syracuse Coach Sued By Alleged Child Abuse Victim
12/9/2011 - Kris Humphries Permitted To Speak On National Television
12/9/2011 - Australian Wines Are God's Greatest Laxative
12/9/2011 - It Is Your God-Given Right As An American To Text While You Drive
12/9/2011 - Scenes From The 1987 JCPenney Denim Fashion Show
12/9/2011 - Katherine Heigl Can't Handle Jennifer Aniston’s Crazy Body Obsession
12/8/2011 - World's Oldest (And Possibly Cutest) Dog Dies At 26
12/8/2011 - Sandusky's Wife Says He's Innocent, Denies She Ignored Abuse
12/8/2011 - Ann Coulter's Nonsensical Hatemongering: A Retrospective
12/8/2011 - Two Dead After Another Shooting At Virginia Tech
12/8/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Judith Butler & Bigfoot Chat About Feminism
12/8/2011 - Michelle Duggar Suffers A Miscarriage
12/8/2011 - Holiday Depression Is Basically Guaranteed
12/8/2011 - Demi Lovato Reveals New George Michael-Inspired Tattoo
12/8/2011 - Eyes In Back Of Head Now A Reality — For Tadpoles
12/8/2011 - A Father's Plea: What Should My 13-Year-Old Daughter Be Reading?
12/8/2011 - Man Generously Awards Scholarships, Creepily Spanks Recipients, Goes to Prison
12/8/2011 - Models Giving Hope To Orphans In Haiti
12/8/2011 - Counting Pandas Is Really Hard
12/8/2011 - Ryan Seacrest Could Replace Matt Lauer, And It's All The Ladies' Fault
12/8/2011 - Megan Mullally's Home For Actresses
12/8/2011 - That Dumb Ad That Blames Your Friends For Date Rape Has Been Pulled
12/8/2011 - Award-Winning Female Conservationist Says Women 'Have To Work Ten Times Harder'
12/8/2011 - Kids' Breakfast Cereal Is Basically Candy
12/8/2011 - How To Attend Your High School Reunion
12/8/2011 - Glenn Beck Loves Michele Bachmann, Hates Children
12/8/2011 - In 1992, Alan Cumming Awkwardly Appeared In A Commercial For Blue Jeans
12/8/2011 - Doctors: Nuns Should Take The Pill For Its Non-Whorish Benefits
12/8/2011 - December Madness: The Tournament To Crown The Worst Christmas Song Ever Marches On
12/8/2011 - Why Was Angelea Preston Mysteriously Disqualified From
America's Next Top Model All-Stars
?
12/8/2011 - Woman Believes Her Fiancé Decided To Bury Her Alive Because He Was 'Bored With Her'
12/8/2011 - Today In Movies You Don't Need Or Want:
Saw 8
&
Top Gun 2
12/8/2011 - Duke Fraternity Demonstrates Proper Way to Apologize For Being Racist
12/8/2011 - Karl Lagerfeld Just Might Get Sued By The Kardashians
12/8/2011 - Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Jerks
12/8/2011 - Ohio Heartbeat Bill Hearing Needs More Fetus Testimony
12/8/2011 - Blonde Katy Perry Is Oh So Ready To Be Your
SNL
Host This Weekend
12/8/2011 - Can A Clinic Help Victims By Treating Their Stalkers?
12/8/2011 - Here's What Powerful Hollywood Ladies Wear To A Glam Power Breakfast
12/8/2011 - Police Find Belongings Of Woman Who Sparked L.I. Serial Killer Investigation
12/8/2011 - Pro-Virginity, Anti-Feminist Folks Make The
Purity Myth
Trailer Terrifying
12/8/2011 - Five Common Drugs More Dangerous Than Plan B
12/8/2011 - Why Is Carey Mulligan's
Vogue
Cover On The New Issue Of French
Elle
?
12/8/2011 - Mindy McCready Believes She's 'Not In The Wrong At All' For Abducting Her Own Child
12/8/2011 - Michele Bachmann Explains Nice Girls Don't Ask Boys On Dates
12/8/2011 - BYU Student Banned From Exams For Wearing Skinny Jeans
12/8/2011 - Scout Willis And Her Assless Chaps Take You On A Poetic Journey
12/8/2011 - Who Are The Female Firefighters In This Pearl Harbor Photo?
12/8/2011 - Employee Fired For Harassing Transgender Customer Accuses Macy's Of Religious Discrimination
12/7/2011 - Though Accusers Are Credible, DA Says Syracuse Coach Can't Be Charged With Child Abuse
12/7/2011 - Rick Perry Boldly Admits He's Christian In Unbelievably Bigoted Campaign Ad
12/7/2011 - Comment Of The Day:
Vogue
's Holiday Gifts Are Only Fit For The Maid
12/7/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's 'Very Classy'
Playboy
Cover Leaks Online
12/7/2011 - Camille Grammer Wants You To Know That She's Not Still Wearing Kelsey's Ring
12/7/2011 - New
Toddlers & Tiaras
Family Channels Drag Queens
12/7/2011 - Shaming Black Women Won't Encourage Them To Lose Weight
12/7/2011 - Gifts For Pop Culture Junkies
12/7/2011 - Happy Hump Day!
12/7/2011 - Science Could Help You Grow A Mink Coat On Your Head
12/7/2011 - More Child Abuse Charges Filed Against Jerry Sandusky
12/7/2011 - December Madness: The Tournament To Crown The Worst Christmas Song Ever
12/7/2011 - Investment Banker Proves Dating Is Getting Ever More Crappy
12/7/2011 - Louis C.K.: 'The Next Steve Jobs Will Totally Be A Chick'
12/7/2011 - If Ladies Just Had More Self-Confidence, They'd Be Able To Read A Goddamn Map
12/7/2011 - Airport Dog Defender Gets Job Back
12/7/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Suri Cruise's Christmas List Includes Diamonds & A Show Pony
12/7/2011 - Celebs Wear Fancy Clothes To Celebrate Naked Ladies
12/7/2011 - Hey Girl, Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is An Artsy Old-School Villain
12/7/2011 - The Real Reason You Shouldn't Fuck Your Professor
12/7/2011 - Expert Confirms That Shoppers Hate Holiday Bullshit
12/7/2011 - Plan B Will Not Be Over The Counter After All
12/7/2011 - Willow Smith Is Freshly Shorn & Nicki Minaj Is Rainbow Brite In New Video
12/7/2011 - Lisa Frank's Clothing Line Comes In Grown-Up Sizes
12/7/2011 - Major Retailer Offers Style Tips For Slutty Singles
12/7/2011 - Police Uncover New Evidence In Long Island Serial Killer Case
12/7/2011 -
Vogue
's Holiday Gift Guide Is A $900,000 Lesson In Class Consciousness
12/7/2011 - Horrible Racist Woman To Spend Christmas Yelling Epithets From Jail Cell
12/7/2011 - Mom Who Dressed Daughter In
Pretty Woman
Hooker Ensemble Says It Was 'Comical'
12/7/2011 - Obama Administration Dares To Promote LGBT Rights Abroad; Outrage Ensues
12/7/2011 - Violent Video Games Turning Men Into Crazed Murderers
12/7/2011 - Parents Group Unlocks Mysteries Of Trashy Reality TV: It's All Women's Fault
12/7/2011 - And Now, A Sexist, Rapey Joke From The President Of Chile
12/7/2011 - Court Rules Bigot Can't Fire Trans Woman Just Because He Doesn't Like Thinking About Her Junk
12/7/2011 - The Mashup You Never Knew You Needed: 'Parks And Rec' Meets 'Twin Peaks'
12/7/2011 - This Christmas, Children Finally Learn The Meaning Of 'Gay'
12/7/2011 - Girl Crush Meets Lady-Boner: Kristen Wiig And Fabrizio Moretti Hook Up
12/7/2011 -
Glee
: The Return Of Sam, And Quinn's Sanity
12/7/2011 - Woman Upset With Obama Apologizes After Breast Cancer Diagnosis
12/6/2011 - Occupy Melbourne 'Tent Monster' Forcibly Stripped To Her Underwear By Police
12/6/2011 - Rick Santorum Explains Gay Sex Isn't 'Equal' To Hetero Sex
12/6/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Unfortunately Named Group Opposes Women Making Slutty Choices
12/6/2011 - Alec Baldwin Kicked Off Flight For Refusing To Stop Playing Words With Friends
12/6/2011 - Ballerina Squirrel Just Wants Some Nuts
12/6/2011 - Lea Michele Cannot Stop Flirting With Ashton Kutcher
12/6/2011 - Landlords Boot Iowa Sex Store For Selling 'Offensive' Products
12/6/2011 -
Shame
, The Sex Movie That Isn't Actually About Sex
12/6/2011 - Old Spice Guy Is Now Your 'MANta Claus' For The Holidays
12/6/2011 - Helpful Liquor Control Agency Warns You Not To Drink, Lest Your Friends Get Raped
12/6/2011 - Here's What Happens To Women Who Drink Dr Pepper's 'Manly' Soda
12/6/2011 - The 'N' Words For Women: Need and Needy
12/6/2011 - French Dating Site Lets You Put Dudes In Your Shopping Cart
12/6/2011 - Congrats, Internet, For Making Me Never Want To Take My Baby On A Plane
12/6/2011 - Alec Baldwin Has His Impression Of Tracy Morgan Nailed
12/6/2011 - FBI Commission To Vote on New, Less Stupid Definition of Rape
12/6/2011 - Even Adele's Tour Rider Is A Tear-Jerker
12/6/2011 - How Evil Is Your Birth Control Manufacturer?
12/6/2011 - Taylor Armstrong Throws A Denial-Filled Tantrum
12/6/2011 - Britain's Strumpets Offered Free Emergency Contraception this Holiday Season
12/6/2011 - Add 'Rice' To The List of Foods That Will Kill You
12/6/2011 - Presenting The New Pirelli Calendar [NSFW]
12/6/2011 - Gifts For Someone You're Planning To Dump
12/6/2011 - How Many Celebrity Fashion Faux Pas Does It Take To Ruin A Red Carpet?
12/6/2011 - Science Says Eat Your Herring, Young Lady
12/6/2011 - You Can Now Buy Amy Winehouse's Last Fred Perry Collection
12/6/2011 - Will The FDA Finally Drop Age Restrictions On The Morning After Pill?
12/6/2011 - Model Loses Hand And Possibly Eye In Freak Plane Accident
12/6/2011 - This Is How You Talk To Michele Bachmann, As Demonstrated By A Small Child
12/6/2011 - Navy Sailors' "All I Want For Christmas" Lip Dub Will Probably Make You Cry
12/6/2011 - This Year, Give the Gift They Won't Immediately Throw Out
12/6/2011 - Pickup Artist's Creepy Classes No Longer Welcome At USC
12/6/2011 - PayPal Grinches Shut Down A Toy Drive For Needy Kids [Updated]
12/6/2011 - Actress Sues Mag For Stripping Her Nude With Photoshop
12/6/2011 - Alleged Syracuse Victim Grew Up To Be A Confessed Child Molester
12/6/2011 - CDC Cracks Down On Our Slutty, Slutty Organs
12/6/2011 - Airport Employee Canned After Reporting Abused Dog
12/6/2011 - Fox News Exposes
Muppet Movie
's Communist Agenda
12/6/2011 - Bradley Cooper Has A Hard-On For Ryan Gosling
12/5/2011 - Child Abuse & Military Combat Have Similar Effect On The Brain
12/5/2011 - Students Who Bullied Gay Teen Before Suicide Get Off With A Suspension
12/5/2011 - Two More Elderly Women Say TSA Strip Searched Them
12/5/2011 - Post Office Responds To Internet Threat By Getting Even Slower
12/5/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Britain's National Pastime Is Entertaining, Possibly Fatal
12/5/2011 - Rosie O'Donnell Engaged To Girlfriend Of Three Months
12/5/2011 - Hockey Fans Bombard Rink With 25,003 Stuffed Animals
12/5/2011 - Kelly Bensimon Finds A Way To Make Lou Reed Uncool
12/5/2011 - 'Puppy Day' Is Best Law School Stress Relief Idea of All Time
12/5/2011 - Brave Scientists Record and Study Kids Losing Their Shit
12/5/2011 - This Is What Getting Married On A Tightrope Looks Like
12/5/2011 - Turns Out Diamonds Aren't Really Your Best Friend After All
12/5/2011 - Dancing Disco Doggies Have Got The Moves
12/5/2011 - What To Do If You Find You've Fucked Up Your Shoes
12/5/2011 - Minotaur And Crabapple Discuss The Issues Of The Day
12/5/2011 - What's Worse Than Getting Fruitcake For Christmas? Frank, The Talking Fruitcake
12/5/2011 - Duke Brodudes Invite 'Pochahotness' to Attend Pilgrims and Indians Themed Party
12/5/2011 - Domestic Violence Ad Implies Only Men Are Abusers
12/5/2011 - Amanda Knox And Her Ex Both Have Literary Agents Now
12/5/2011 - Why Did
Vogue
Italia Nix An Image From Karlie Kloss's Nude Editorial?
12/5/2011 - Today In Pepper-Spraying, High School Student Sprays Principal
12/5/2011 - No One Loves Hippos As Much As This Lady Loves Hippos
12/5/2011 - Can You Be Diagnosed With Breast Cancer In Just One Day?
12/5/2011 - Girl, You Have Unrealistic Expectations About Penis Size
12/5/2011 - Girl Gangs Of New York Brawl Over Online Insults
12/5/2011 - Wannabe Pickup Artist Uses USC To Launch Creepy Venture
12/5/2011 - A Terrible Name For The Ban On Sex And Race Selective Abortions
12/5/2011 - Gifts For People You Just Started Dating
12/5/2011 - H&M Puts Real Model Heads On Fake Bodies
12/5/2011 - Muslim Woman Gives The Stinkeye At Suggestion That Islam Is 'Simple To Follow'
12/5/2011 - Snakeskin Fingertips And Other Extreme Nail Art Sweeping Nation
12/5/2011 - A Red Carpet As Glorious As It Is Odious
12/5/2011 - Teacher Totally Ruins Christmas For Deluded 7-Year-Olds
12/5/2011 - Anti-Choicers Divided On Best Way To Take Away Women's Rights
12/5/2011 - Everyone Was Talking About Sex On
Virgin Diaries
12/5/2011 - Church Bravely Reverses Its Ban On Interracial Couples
12/5/2011 - Courtney Stodden Is World's Weirdest Anti-Bullying Advocate
12/5/2011 - 99% Of Kids Resist Urge To Sext Naked Pictures Of Themselves
12/5/2011 - Queen Faces Pay Cut, Starts Hoarding Corgis
12/5/2011 - Robert Pattinson Shares Car, Maybe Bodily Fluids, With Random Blonde
12/5/2011 - Chelsea Clinton Accepts She's A Celebrity, Decides To Use Fame For Good
12/5/2011 - Woman Walks Down The Aisle With 30 Bridesmaids
12/4/2011 - Actress Who Played Zuzu Didn't Have 'A Wonderful Life'
12/4/2011 -
Teen Mom
Star Criticizes Kourtney's Pregnancy, Kardashians Go On The Attack
12/4/2011 - First Grader Kicks Bully In The Balls, Sparks Sexual Harassment Investigation
12/4/2011 - The Curious Case Of Malia Obama's Growth Spurt
12/4/2011 - Sunday Night Sign-Off
12/4/2011 - The Best Pepper-Spraying Baby Jesus Christmas Sweater Ever Made
12/4/2011 - You Might Soon Be Expected To Work Out At Your Desk
12/4/2011 - Gimme Thigh've!
12/4/2011 - Chanel Kindly Offers To Sell You Cotton Balls for $20
12/4/2011 - Michele Bachmann Thinks Occupy Wall Street Wants 'Other People To Pay For Their Stuff'
12/4/2011 - Old People Go Looking For Love At Shanghai's IKEA
12/4/2011 - Well,
Breaking Bad
happened in real life
12/4/2011 - Justin Bieber Is King Of The Castle
12/4/2011 - Girl Saves Mom Using What She Learned On
Grey's Anatomy
12/4/2011 - O.B. Sings You A Song To Apologize For Taking Your Tampons Away
12/4/2011 - All Aboard The Samba Train
12/4/2011 - 84-Year-Old Woman Claims She Was Strip Searched By The TSA
12/4/2011 - Watching A Man Kiss A Crocodile On The Lips Is As Scary As It Sounds
12/4/2011 - Steve Buscemi's Best
SNL
Moments
12/4/2011 - Jessica Biel Cradles A Tiny Karl Lagerfeld In The Palm Of Her Hand
12/4/2011 - ScarJo Says Marrying Ryan Reynolds Was 'The Best Thing I Ever Did'
12/3/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It’s Saturday Night!
12/3/2011 - Saturday Night Social
12/3/2011 - Thigh’ve Had The Time Of My Life
12/3/2011 - What Ridiculous Things Did You Believe In When You Were A Kid?
12/3/2011 - Jimmy Fallon And Maya Rudolph Try To Get You Into The Holiday Spirit By Singing Like The Chipmunks
12/3/2011 - Barack Obama And Bill Clinton Bro Out
12/3/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!
12/3/2011 - Taylor Swift And Nicki Minaj Are BFF At Last
12/3/2011 - Herman Cain Drops Out Of Presidential Race
12/3/2011 - Pregnant Country Singer Mindy McCready And Her 5-Year-Old Son Finally Found After Rumored Kidnapping
12/2/2011 - December 2 Week In Review
12/2/2011 - Rihanna Is Placed On A 'Health Watch'
12/2/2011 - Therapy Dog Production of
The Nutcracker
Is Awesome, Adorable
12/2/2011 - Andy Cohen Nominates Himself As Next Host Of The GOP Debates
12/2/2011 - Enterprising Fast Food Patrons Request Sex, Blunts With Burgers, Fries
12/2/2011 - Your Trendy New Hat Is Waiting For You In The Kitchen
12/2/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
12/2/2011 - The Night Belongs To Britney Spears
12/2/2011 - Group Of Kittens Completely Entranced By Ice Skater
12/2/2011 - The Problem With
My Week With Marilyn
12/2/2011 - Go Take A Nap
12/2/2011 - Teen Sex Will Make You Depressed — If You're A Hamster
12/2/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A Short, Sweet Message For The Afghan Government
12/2/2011 - Faux Stuffed Woman's Head: For Vintage Creeps With Questionable Taste
12/2/2011 - Men's Love-Hate Relationship With Condoms
12/2/2011 - How To Winterize A Coat
12/2/2011 - TGIF!
12/2/2011 - Saudi Cleric Claims Allowing Ladies To Drive Will Lead To End of Virgins
12/2/2011 - Loopy TV-Lovers, Get Ready For 'Celebrity Wife Swap'
12/2/2011 - Yale Students Propose Less Porny Sex Week
12/2/2011 -
Dragon Tattoo
Jeans, For The Psychopath In You
12/2/2011 - 'Women For Herman Cain' Is A Thing That Actually Exists
12/2/2011 - The Fight To Save Women's Soccer
12/2/2011 - A Cartoon Tribute To Ryan Gosling In 'Drive'
12/2/2011 - Michele Bachmann, Visionary, Calls For English To Be Declared Official Language of America
12/2/2011 - Teen Birthrate Plummets Because Girls Can Actually Get Birth Control
12/2/2011 - Why Is Miley Cyrus's Protest Song Any Worse Than The Others?
12/2/2011 - Extended
Virgin Diaries
Trailer Loaded With (Extremely Respectful) Sex Innuendo
12/2/2011 - Elizabeth Taylor's Ginormous Diamonds Are Available For Your Perusal
12/2/2011 - Xeni Jardin Live-Tweets Her First Mammogram, Is Diagnosed With Cancer
12/2/2011 - Pregnancé Sits For Another Interview, Belly Stays Inflated
12/2/2011 - Outdoor Bondage Sex Fantasy Ruined By Party Pooping Cops
12/2/2011 - Republicans Worried Women Won't Vote For Assholes
12/2/2011 - Woman's Face Catches Fire During Otherwise Uneventful Surgery
12/2/2011 - Hollywood Manager Confirms Your Worst Fears About Child Actors And Pedophilia
12/2/2011 - Jon Huntsman's Daughters Follow A Hit With A Miss
12/2/2011 - Anorexic, Pregnant, Or Burrito Grande? Fox News Has You Covered
12/2/2011 - Even Military Dogs Are Being Diagnosed With PTSD
12/2/2011 - Your Life Might've Been Different If Michelle Trachtenberg Hadn't Turned Down
Twilight
12/2/2011 - L.A. Likely To Vote On Making Condoms In Porn Mandatory
12/1/2011 - Lady Gaga Turns To BeDazzler For Solace In Epic 'Marry The Night' Mini Movie
12/1/2011 - Afghan Woman Freed From Jail So She Can Marry Her Rapist
12/1/2011 - Apple Says Siri Isn't Intentionally Anti-Abortion
12/1/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Coke Launches Literacy Program For Befuddled Consumers
12/1/2011 - Australia May Ban Kim Kardashian For Issues Unrelated To Divorce Backlash
12/1/2011 - Ed Helms And Michael Bublé Sing A Very Shocking Christmas Carol
12/1/2011 - Breaking: Taylor Swift Got Bangs
12/1/2011 - New App Claims It Can Cure Your Fear Of Spiders
12/1/2011 - Noted Political Pundit MC Hammer Explains The Herman Cain Scandals
12/1/2011 - Genius Wasps Can Recognize Their Friends' Faces
12/1/2011 - Worst Shopgirl On Earth Makes Best Video Concept
12/1/2011 - People Think Atheists Are Just As Bad As Rapists? Christ.
12/1/2011 - Herman Cain's Rich, His Accusers Are Poor. Does it Matter?
12/1/2011 - How Much Should You Drink At Your Office's Holiday Party This Year?
12/1/2011 - Boo, The Internet's Most Adorable Dog, Is Now An Adorable Stuffed Animal
12/1/2011 - Military Rape Victims In Need of Abortions Should Just Suck it Up, Says Senate
12/1/2011 - How To Get And Keep A Mentor
12/1/2011 - Today In Awesome Health News: Have A Glass Of Wine & A Hot Bath To Prevent A Cold
12/1/2011 - Michele Bachmann Would Protect Gay People By Doing Nothing
12/1/2011 - Baby With Insatiable Desire For Yogurt Is Haunting Reflection Of Our Inner Selves
12/1/2011 - The Horrifying World Of Internet Snuff Sites
12/1/2011 - FDA Ponders Whether Apple Juice Is Slowly Giving You Cancer
12/1/2011 - Saudi Arabia Solves Gender Inequality By Allowing One Woman To Compete In Olympics
12/1/2011 - Karlie Kloss Just Posed Nude For The First Time [NSFW]
12/1/2011 - Moms Multitask More Than Dads, And They're Not Happy About It
12/1/2011 - TLC Claims Not To Be 'Making Light' Of Virgins, Despite Silly Music
12/1/2011 - Do Egg Donors Lie?
12/1/2011 - Helen Mirren & Helena Bonham Carter Rep Different Ends Of The Workin' It Spectrum
12/1/2011 - Court Allows Single-Sex Dorms To Continue The Fight Against Female Whorishness
12/1/2011 - How Soon Is Too Soon To Wax Your Daughter's Bikini Line?
12/1/2011 - Adele's Sob-Worthy Songs Earn Six Grammy Nominations
12/1/2011 - Mommy, What Do Horses Taste Like?
12/1/2011 - Church Stands Up For What It Believes In, Bans Interracial Couples
12/1/2011 - Nation Revolts Against Diet Coke Trickery [UPDATED]
12/1/2011 - The Maid Stared Seductively At Strauss-Kahn's Junk, You See
12/1/2011 - Sometimes You Just Have To Leave The Baby Behind
12/1/2011 - Clark Gable & Loretta Young's Secret Daughter Dies At 76
12/1/2011 - They Want Us To Believe This Guy Is Demi Moore's New Boyfriend
12/1/2011 - Police Say There's Probably Only One Long Island Serial Killer