4/30/2011 - Saturday Night Social

4/30/2011 - Will There Be A Pushing Daisies Comic Book?

4/30/2011 - Cosmopolitan Gives You Permission To Look In A Mirror (Preferably While Eating Lettuce)

4/30/2011 - When Footballers' Dancing Dreams Die

4/30/2011 - Bribery Is An Effective Weight Loss Tool

4/30/2011 - Dov Charney's Stake In American Apparel Way, Way Down

4/30/2011 - Are These The Only Reasons Why Men Cat Call?

4/30/2011 - Mariah Carey Gives Birth To Twins On Anniversary

4/30/2011 - Jon Hamm Poses With The Rest Of Your Fantasy Dinner Party

4/30/2011 - Sherri Shepherd Searches Royal Wedding Footage For Black People, Any Black People At All

4/30/2011 - Katy Perry Poses With The Katy Perrys Of The World

4/30/2011 - A Virtual Royal Wedding Photo Album

4/30/2011 - Black Swan, Mad Men Honored For Portrayal Of Mental Health Issues

4/30/2011 - William And Kate Will Not Be Taking A Honeymoon Any Time Soon

4/30/2011 - This Lady Found That Thing You Lost In The Tornado

4/30/2011 - Kids Who Drink With Parents Are More Likely To Develop Alcohol Problems Later

4/30/2011 - Lindsay Lohan To Plead No Contest To Theft

4/29/2011 - April 29 Week In Review

4/29/2011 - Paris Hilton's Knife-Toting Burglar Convicted

4/29/2011 - Katy Perry Gets Royal Wedding Manicure

4/29/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/29/2011 - Tea Party License Plates Now Approved In Arizona

4/29/2011 - Lifetime Movie Cartoons: Will And Kate

4/29/2011 - What’s Opening in Theaters This Weekend

4/29/2011 - The Night Belongs To You-Know-Who

4/29/2011 - 5 Myths About The Penis

4/29/2011 - Judge Rules Against Shackling Pregnant Woman

4/29/2011 - Every Wrong Prediction About The Royal Wedding Dress

4/29/2011 - Goodbye Without Leaving

4/29/2011 - The Comment Of The Day Sums Things Up Quite Nicely

4/29/2011 - Kate's Evening Dress — And, More Importantly, The Wedding Cake

4/29/2011 - Seventeen Monks Accused Of Child Abuse

4/29/2011 - Football Player Accused Of Harassment Says He "Doesn't Even Like Black Girls"

4/29/2011 - TGIF!

4/29/2011 - 15-Year-Old Kicked Out Of Christian School For Being Bisexual

4/29/2011 - "Mudflap Girl" was my mom

4/29/2011 - Key To Looking Skinny On TV: Lean Forward

4/29/2011 - How Bridesmaids Got Apatowed

4/29/2011 - Taking Vitamins Will Make You A Slacker

4/29/2011 - The Royal Wedding

4/29/2011 - Government Launches Attack On Cartoons That Sell Junk Food To Kids

4/29/2011 - Your Dog Is Upset That You Keep Calling Him A "Pet"

4/29/2011 - The Most Badass Lady In Congress

4/29/2011 - Jenn Sterger Sues Publicist For Dick Pics

4/29/2011 - “Secretary’s Day” And Social Control

4/29/2011 - No Abortion Groupon For You

4/29/2011 - 25 Geeky Weddings that are just as fantastical as the Royal Wedding

4/29/2011 - Mom & Daughters Survive Tornado In Tanning Bed

4/29/2011 - Media Still Can't Stop Talking About Princess Diana

4/29/2011 - Frowning Flower Girl Is Royal Wedding's Breakout Star

4/29/2011 - NASA Announces Shuttle Launch Delay

4/29/2011 - People Are Raving About Kate Middleton's McQueen Wedding Dress

4/29/2011 - Hunger Games Casting Update: Tucci, Harrelson… Kravitz!

4/29/2011 - FDA Still Confused About What "Gluten-Free" Means

4/29/2011 - Hats And Headpieces From The Royal Wedding

4/29/2011 - Should We Be Harder On Overweight Men?

4/29/2011 - Pigs May Have Evolved To Wallow

4/29/2011 - Oklahoma's "Homosexual Agenda" Rep Is At It Again

4/29/2011 - Former PETA Model Olivia Munn Shoots Burger Commercial

4/29/2011 - See William and Kate's Big Kiss

4/29/2011 - Historic Golf Club Could Admit Women

4/29/2011 - Kate's Dress From Every Damn Angle

4/29/2011 - Kate Middleton's Tabloid Future

4/29/2011 - Theory: Why Women Care About Princesses

4/29/2011 - The Royal Wedding Live: Minute By Breathtaking Minute

4/29/2011 - Wedding Invite Folds Into Working Paper Record Player

4/29/2011 - The Magic Of The One Night Stand

4/28/2011 - Are Bristol & Sarah Palin Feuding Over Gay Marriage?

4/28/2011 - Kristen Stewart: “I Could Get Pregnant Tomorrow”

4/28/2011 - April 28, 2011

4/28/2011 - Phillip & Nancy Garrido Plead Guilty To Jaycee Dugard Kidnapping

4/28/2011 - Comment Of The Day: A List Of Approved Extracurricular Activities For Teachers

4/28/2011 - January Jones Is Pregnant

4/28/2011 - Celebs On Twitter Have Royal Wedding Fever

4/28/2011 - Royal Wedding Headline Tally: 20 Stories And Counting (Not Including Ours)

4/28/2011 - Larry The Downing Street Cat Is Excited For The Royal Wedding

4/28/2011 - Woman Deceived In Fake-Boyfriend Hoax For Two Years

4/28/2011 - The Royal Wedding, As Interpreted By Popsicle Stick Finger Puppets

4/28/2011 - Royal Wedding Bingo

4/28/2011 - The Creepy History Of The British Royal Family

4/28/2011 - How To Make Your Own Royal Wedding Fascinator

4/28/2011 - Lara Logan Speaks Out About Sexual Assault In Egypt

4/28/2011 - The Best Homegrown Royal Wedding Snark

4/28/2011 - Saying "Thank You" When You Really, Really Mean It

4/28/2011 - In New Porn-y Ad, Chocolate Stands In For Semen

4/28/2011 - The Best Email From A Dude You'll Read Today [Updated]

4/28/2011 - Amy Poehler's Awesome Time 100 Acceptance Speech

4/28/2011 - Vigilantes Band Together To Protect Sex Workers

4/28/2011 - Harper Lee Makes Rare Statement

4/28/2011 - Do You Like Adam Lambert's Devilish New Look?

4/28/2011 - Know Your Ridiculously British Royal Wedding Correspondents

4/28/2011 - Seth Rogen On The Pain Of Alzheimer's

4/28/2011 - Teacher Writes Erotica On Own Time; Parents Clutch Pearls

4/28/2011 - Rachel & Kurt From Glee Are Sleek In '60s Chic

4/28/2011 - People Have More Babies If You Help Change Diapers

4/28/2011 - Morphine Lip Balm Does What It Says

4/28/2011 - Jessica Alba And Kate Winslet Score Fashion Campaigns

4/28/2011 - Alice Ward, Played By Melissa Leo In The Fighter, Dies At 79

4/28/2011 - Use Of Morning-After Pill Doubles After Going Over-The-Counter

4/28/2011 - Los Angeles Eliminates Its Rape Kit Backlog

4/28/2011 - Is "Extreme Couponing" Even Worth It?

4/28/2011 - Periods Really Are The Most Dangerous Time Of The Month

4/28/2011 - Dov Charney Sued, Again, By Alleged Victims

4/28/2011 - Anglomania Hits L.A.

4/28/2011 - How Barack Obama Sr.'s Love Life Got Him Kicked Out Of America

4/28/2011 - Trans Woman Banned From Casino For Using Bathroom

4/28/2011 - Three-Word Text Message Is All It Takes To Divorce

4/28/2011 - Katy Perry Sues Tabloid Over Infidelity Story

4/28/2011 - Lingerie: Awesome Or Awkward?

4/27/2011 - Prince Charles Attempts To Breakdance. Really.

4/27/2011 - Thanks To Outdated Definition, FBI Still Only Counts "Forcible Rape"

4/27/2011 - Justin Bieber Toothbrush Will Serenade You While Fighting Plaque

4/27/2011 - Former Miss USA Complains TSA Pat Down Left Her Feeling "Violated"

4/27/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Abortion Now Has A Theme Song

4/27/2011 - Jersey Shore's Angelina Is Pregnant

4/27/2011 - Cher Has An Ax To Grind With Donald Trump

4/27/2011 - Your Brain Could Be Sleeping Even When You're Awake

4/27/2011 - Meet The Cast Of The UK Version Of Jersey Shore

4/27/2011 - The Bunny Video To End All Bunny Videos

4/27/2011 - How Far Have You Gone For A Condom?

4/27/2011 - Daily Royal Wedding Headline Tally: 13 And Counting

4/27/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls:"Wet 2" Is Very Literal

4/27/2011 - Teen Mom 2's Jo Releases Rap Video

4/27/2011 - How To Look Like Jessie J.

4/27/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

4/27/2011 - Candidate Resigns After Calling Constituents "Sluts" On Facebook

4/27/2011 - Point/ Counterpoint: Do You Care About the Royal Wedding?

4/27/2011 - Lesbian Cadet Won't Be Readmitted To West Point (Yet)

4/27/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Star Apologizes For Calling Katie Holmes An Addict

4/27/2011 - Why Preschool Uniforms Are A Bad Idea

4/27/2011 - Testing The Magical Body-Scanner Clothing Size Machine

4/27/2011 - The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast Pumping

4/27/2011 - The Joyful World Of Hands-Free Breast Pumping

4/27/2011 - Pat Robertson: Planned Parenthood Makes Straight Ladies Just Like Lesbians

4/27/2011 - Idiotic Scientists Claim Berry-Gathering Ancestors Made Girls Prefer Pink

4/27/2011 - Gabrielle Giffords Seen Walking To Airplane For Shuttle Launch

4/27/2011 - The Victorian Jersey Shore

4/27/2011 - Extremely Professional Journalists Report On Politician's Boobs

4/27/2011 - Three Awful Types Of Dating Books

4/27/2011 - Crystal Renn Gives You Permission To Talk About Her Weight

4/27/2011 - Correction Of The Day (So Far)

4/27/2011 - Did Michael Vick And Alicia Silverstone Kill Dogfighting App?

4/27/2011 - 99-Year-Old Woman Loves Nascar, Takes A Few Laps

4/27/2011 - Did 16 & Pregnant Star Get Knocked Up To Be On TV?

4/27/2011 - Mom Sues After Daughter Is Pictured On Anti-Abortion Billboard

4/27/2011 - How Colleges Lie About Female Athletes

4/27/2011 - Time's Most Influential People Dress The Part

4/27/2011 - Indiana Trying To Defund Planned Parenthood

4/27/2011 - Kate Hudson Casually Announces Engagement On Morning Television

4/27/2011 - Women Fight With Police At IHOP As Boba Fett Looks On

4/27/2011 - 12 Million Have Already Watched The Royal Wedding Entrance Dance

4/27/2011 - Lady Gaga Sleeps In Her Latex

4/27/2011 - Lindsay Tells Leno "I've Made A Lot Of Poor Decisions"

4/27/2011 - Glee: Quinn Has A Pimply Past, Santana Schemes To Win Her "Lebanese" Love

4/26/2011 - Cohabitation Break-Ups Can Be As Messy As Divorce

4/26/2011 - Law & Order Films Episode Based On Giffords Shooting

4/26/2011 - Comment Of The Day: One For The Abortion Ultrasound Scrapbook

4/26/2011 - Will.i.am Says Ladies Shouldn't Own Condoms, But Baby Wipes Are A Must

4/26/2011 - Olivia Munn Responds To Allegations That She Is A Belligerent Drunk

4/26/2011 - Do NYC Pubs Care About This Wedding Business?

4/26/2011 - The Decline In African Women's Height Is Bad News

4/26/2011 - Fashion Editors Cut Size Labels Off Clothes to Protect Celebrities' Feelings

4/26/2011 - The Stakes Are High For The Funny Girl Movie

4/26/2011 - Eva Mendes Is Quite Literally Red Hot

4/26/2011 - Royal Wedding Headline Tally: 16 And Counting

4/26/2011 - Should A Convicted Rapist Receive An Organ Transplant?

4/26/2011 - Victoria's Secret Destroys Unworn Returned Merchandise

4/26/2011 - The Funniest Moments from Tina Fey's Google Visit

4/26/2011 - Katie Couric Is Officially Leaving CBS

4/26/2011 - The Celebrity Guide To Bipolar Disorder

4/26/2011 - This Is Your Brain On Shakespeare

4/26/2011 - Zoo Says Bunny Costumes Will Scare The Animals

4/26/2011 - Finally, A Guide To Carrie Bradshaw's "Real New York"

4/26/2011 - Your Very Own Pre-Abortion Ultrasound Keepsake

4/26/2011 - Other Woman Named Kate Middleton Booted Off Facebook

4/26/2011 - Shiba Inu Puppy Cam May Be Most Popular Squee-Cam Ever

4/26/2011 - Why Women In Computer Science Matter

4/26/2011 - RuPaul's Drag Race Throws A Party & Crowns A Winner

4/26/2011 - Poly Styrene, Punk Pioneer, Dies At 52

4/26/2011 - Incredibly Young Children Think They're Fat

4/26/2011 - The Gals From Glee Make A Rainbow Connection

4/26/2011 - Ghaddafi Wants The Met To Showcase His "Breathtaking Sartorial Magnificence"

4/26/2011 - I Don't Need Kathryn Stockett's "Help"

4/26/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's Rap Sheet — The Comic Book

4/26/2011 - Scary Gonorrhea Strains Resistant To Drugs

4/26/2011 - CNN Calls Out Donald Trump On His Birther Bullshit

4/26/2011 - Kim Kardashian Would Be Miserable If She Had To Be On A Diet Her Whole Life

4/26/2011 - Rachel Maddow Is Not Telling Anderson Cooper To Come Out Of The Closet

4/26/2011 - U.S. Women Triumph In Hockey World Championships

4/26/2011 - Black And White And Schmancy All Over

4/26/2011 - Pro-Prop 8 Activists Try To Use Judge's Sexuality Against Him

4/26/2011 - "New Susan Boyle" Sings Nursery Rhymes Like You've Never Heard Them Before

4/26/2011 - Alleged Perv Lenny Dykstra Has A Housekeeper Problem

4/26/2011 - That's All She Wrote: Last Typewriter Factory Closes [Updated]

4/26/2011 - The Time Jennifer Hudson Pissed Off Oprah

4/26/2011 - Important PSA Encourages Women To Declare "I Watch Porn Too"

4/25/2011 - Now Even Hot Baths Are Dangerous

4/25/2011 - Bullying Leads To More Nurse Visits, But Reasons Aren't Always Obvious

4/25/2011 - Alleged McDonald's Attacker Was Arrested There Before

4/25/2011 - Levi Johnston's Tell-All Book Has Fittingly Ridiculous Title

4/25/2011 - Lady Gaga Says She Feels Like A "Loser Kid" In HBO Documentary

4/25/2011 - Comment Of The Day: We've Found The Perfect Pet For Assholes

4/25/2011 - Lindsay Lohan's New Gig Involves Mops & Dead Bodies

4/25/2011 - Benjamin Franklin's Forgotten Sister

4/25/2011 - Roger Ebert Wins New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

4/25/2011 - Law Firm Defending DOMA For Congress Drops Case

4/25/2011 - Racism Influences How People Deal With Money

4/25/2011 - Aspirin Could Counteract Antidepressants

4/25/2011 - Obese Teens Behave Just Like Any Other Teen Would

4/25/2011 - 14 Bizarre & Bewildering Thingamabobs For Your Boobs

4/25/2011 - 14 Bizarre & Bewildering Thingamabobs For Your Boobs

4/25/2011 - Today's Wedding Headline Tally: 12 And Counting

4/25/2011 - Delusional Congressman Says Planned Parenthood Is "Neutering" Men

4/25/2011 - Coco & Ice-T To Star In E! Reality Show

4/25/2011 - America’s Most Conflicted Magazine: The Cupcakes and Diet Tips of Woman’s World

4/25/2011 - Why Are There So Many Brawls At McDonald's?

4/25/2011 - Little Girl Thinks Modern Art Needs More Dinosaur Bones

4/25/2011 - The Plight Of The Not-Gay Gay Rapper

4/25/2011 - Too Fat For The Roller Coaster

4/25/2011 - Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Is A Powerful Thing

4/25/2011 - "You're A Sad Excuse For A Beard"

4/25/2011 - Cats Are For Girls, Dogs Are For Boys

4/25/2011 - Red-Haired Kid Is A Dazzling Dubstep Dancer

4/25/2011 - Dov Charney Says American Apparel Is Just Like Apple

4/25/2011 - Plastic Surgery Booms In China

4/25/2011 - Banning Fraternities Won't Fix The Problem

4/25/2011 - Sex-Obsessed Tabloid Horrified By Library Porn

4/25/2011 - Ashley Judd Clarifies Comments About Hip-Hop & Rape Culture (Again)

4/25/2011 - Joy Behar Perfectly Executes Bitchy Comment Toward Elisabeth Hasselbeck

4/25/2011 - Chinese Motorist Saves 580 Dogs From Slaughter

4/25/2011 - Donald Trump Jokes About Star Jones' Formerly Fat Ass

4/25/2011 - A Full Body Scan Might Help You Find Pants That Actually Fit

4/25/2011 - Giffords Cleared To Attend Shuttle Launch

4/25/2011 - The "Reluctant First Lady" Is Now A Thing

4/25/2011 - The Glorious Hats Of The Easter Parade

4/25/2011 - What Kind Of Americans Are Going To London?

4/25/2011 - Texas May Ban Transgender Marriages

4/25/2011 - Newer Birth Control Pills Have Higher Blood Clot Risk

4/25/2011 - Beyoncé & Jay-Z To Rock The Royal Wedding Party

4/25/2011 - Anonymous Insurance Donation May Let Woman Keep Therapy Kangaroo

4/24/2011 - Lawyer In Rape Case Compares Vaginas To Venus Flytraps

4/24/2011 - Guard Pulled From Royal Wedding Duty After Ranting About Kate Middleton

4/24/2011 - Matthew Morrison's Sex Ed Talk Worked Too Well

4/24/2011 - How To Trick Yourself Into Thinking You're Eating A More Delicious Cookie

4/24/2011 - Transgender Woman Beaten In McDonald's, Employee Films Attack

4/24/2011 - Add Compact Fluorescent Lightbulbs To The List Of Things Giving You Cancer

4/24/2011 - Why Do We Turn A Blind Eye To Sex Trafficking In America?

4/24/2011 - Sunday Night Stampede

4/24/2011 - Baby Tiger Cubs Receive World's Most Harrowing Yet Adorable Bath

4/24/2011 - Scantily Clad Man Just Hanging Out

4/24/2011 - Gabrielle Giffords "May Not Be Ready" for 2012 Senate Run

4/24/2011 - Department of Duh Finds That Movies Overly Sexualize Young Women

4/24/2011 - Karachi Couture

4/24/2011 - Give Your Eardrums A Massage

4/24/2011 - Behold, The Angel of the Side Eye

4/24/2011 - Gay Custody Battle Headache-Inducing, Heartbreaking

4/24/2011 - Chinese Social Media Saves Hundreds of Doomed Dogs

4/24/2011 - New Study Analyzes Internet, Concludes Literally Everyone is a Sex Freak

4/24/2011 - And on the Third Hat, There's Bows Again

4/24/2011 - Man Ejaculates Into Female Coworker's Water Bottle As Sign of Adoration

4/24/2011 - You're Not Invited to the Royal Wedding

4/23/2011 - Saturday Night Social

4/23/2011 - NBC May Be Bringing In Female Comedy Exec

4/23/2011 - How To Make A '90s Teen Sitcom Opener

4/23/2011 - Meet The Man With The Shortest Shorts In Rugby

4/23/2011 - ‘Standing Desks’ Could Save Your Life

4/23/2011 - Brooklyn Maternity Store Offers Lesbian Discount

4/23/2011 - Another Scary Reason For Pregnant Women To Choose Organic

4/23/2011 - Gay Inmates Will Now Be Allowed Conjugal Visits

4/23/2011 - Female Comedian Booed Off Britain's Got Talent

4/23/2011 - Dos Equis Shows You How To Capture & Tame A Woman In The Wild

4/23/2011 - Man Walks, Talks, Blends In Like An Animal

4/23/2011 - Kelly McGillis Had To Wait Until The Right Moment To Reveal Lesbian 'Secret'

4/23/2011 - Did Emma Watson Leave Brown Because Of Bullying?

4/23/2011 - Jon Kyl’s Statements Magically Stricken From Congressional Record

4/23/2011 - Nicki Minaj Looks To Marge Simpson For Inspiration

4/23/2011 - Women Take Home $15K Less Than Men At Hot Dog Eating Contest

4/23/2011 - Could You Take A Three-Minute Shower?

4/23/2011 - Eddie Cibrian And LeAnn Rimes Tie The Knot

4/23/2011 - Ever Mix Food & Sex?

4/22/2011 - April 22 Week In Review

4/22/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Is Back In Jail

4/22/2011 - Snooki Got Leopard Print Hair Extensions

4/22/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/22/2011 - The Perfect Outfit For Dancing

4/22/2011 - The Night Belongs To 90210

4/22/2011 - Servicewomen To Get Proper Body Armor

4/22/2011 - The Evolution Of April O'Neil

4/22/2011 - What Makes You Feel Sexy Versus What Makes You Feel Safe

4/22/2011 - TGIF!

4/22/2011 - Dilbert Creator Defends Gwyneth Paltrow From Privileged Black Woman

4/22/2011 - A Perfectly Good Vampire Sex Fantasy, Ruined.

4/22/2011 - Rafael Nadal 0, His Underwear 1: A Video Montage

4/22/2011 - When Getting A Woman In The Executive Suite Isn't Enough

4/22/2011 - Swan Falls In Love With A Tractor

4/22/2011 - What's With The Sexy Crime, Ohio Ladies?

4/22/2011 - Weight Watchers Lures Men With Meat, Beer

4/22/2011 - Female Reporter Detained In Libya Said To Be Alive And Well

4/22/2011 - Rachel Bilson And Karl Lagerfeld Would Like You To Eat More Ice Cream

4/22/2011 - Morgan Spurlock Is for Sale

4/22/2011 - How A Bunch Of Canadians Saved Dov Charney

4/22/2011 - Animated Ladies Kick Ass In Hoodwinked Too

4/22/2011 - Botox Could Make You An Insensitive Jerk

4/22/2011 - Meet The New Jason Bourne

4/22/2011 - How To Heal A Daughter's Heartbreak?

4/22/2011 - Women Have Fewer Speaking Roles But Show More Skin In Movies

4/22/2011 - Virginia Votes To Continue Discrimination In Adoption Cases

4/22/2011 - Is Kris Kardashian Just A Glorified Pimp?

4/22/2011 - Is Kirstie Alley Banging Her Dancing Partner Or Not?

4/22/2011 - Angelina To Receive $10 Million To Shill Handbags

4/22/2011 - Russians Deny Having Sexy Space Sex

4/22/2011 - Denise Richards Isn't Sure If Charlie Sheen Is Sober

4/22/2011 - Photos From 90 Women's Facebook Pages Posted On Porn Sites

4/22/2011 - Journalism’s Finest Hour: Meghan McCain Interviews Donald Trump

4/22/2011 - Karl Lagerfeld Makes Red Carpet Movie Magic

4/22/2011 - Your Legally Protected Right To Enjoy Airplane Peanuts

4/22/2011 - Skype Sex Scandal Prompts Soul-Searching For Australian Military

4/22/2011 - Comedian Fined $15K For Insulting Lesbian Couple

4/22/2011 - FDA: Not Even Purell Can Help You Now

4/22/2011 - Finally, Your Chance To Work For Angelina & Brad

4/22/2011 - "Don't Say Gay" Bill Makes Progress In Tennessee

4/22/2011 - Mel Gibson's First Interview On Rants: "Who Could Anticipate Such A Personal Betrayal?"

4/22/2011 - The Pros & Cons Of Phone Sex

4/21/2011 - Marines Perform Incredible Britney Spears Lip Sync In Afghanistan

4/21/2011 - Professor Tells Republican Students To "Fuck Off"

4/21/2011 - In Surprise Verdict, Mattel Must Pay Bratz $88.5 Million

4/21/2011 - Comment Of The Day: How To Unwind After A Long Day Of Menstruating

4/21/2011 - Is James Franco Enrolling In Another Grad Program?

4/21/2011 - Teen Fakes Pregnancy For School Project

4/21/2011 - Coco Understands That Reading Is Fundamental

4/21/2011 - Mis-Illustrating Abortion

4/21/2011 - "Effeminate" Boys Sent To Malaysian Boot Camp

4/21/2011 - Do Parents Teach Girls To Worry?

4/21/2011 - 50 Men Faking It On Film [NSFW]

4/21/2011 - For No Reason Whatsoever, Real Housewives' Simon Has Recorded A Song

4/21/2011 - A New Thing For Parents To Worry About?

4/21/2011 - Particularly Spazzy Tyra Teaches You To Walk In Heels

4/21/2011 - Absolutely Fabulous Is Returning, Sweetie Darling!

4/21/2011 - The Jam Sponge: An Interesting Feminine Product With A Gross Name

4/21/2011 - How To Make A Friend Without Benefits

4/21/2011 - A Ten-Year-Old's Rant To "Boys Around The World"

4/21/2011 - Be The Laziest Motherfucker On Earth With The Pocket Chair

4/21/2011 - Vacuum Cleaner Misrepresents Itself As Soap Opera Savior

4/21/2011 - Who The Hell Okayed This Ridic Royal Wedding Promo?

4/21/2011 - We Bid Farewell To Liz Jones

4/21/2011 - Worst Student Ever Gets Ex-Porn Star Secretary Fired

4/21/2011 - There's A New Old Spice Guy In Town

4/21/2011 - From Alexander Pope to "Splice": a Short History of the Female Mad Scientist

4/21/2011 - Your Ladyflower Is Not The Wrong Color

4/21/2011 - Pulitzer Prize Sparks Bogus Literary Catfight

4/21/2011 - How to Prepare If You Think You Might Lose Your Job

4/21/2011 - New FDNY Calendar Men Revealed

4/21/2011 - Media Finally Acknowledges That Vibrators Are Awesome

4/21/2011 - Blake Lively's Inexplicable Fashion Reign Continues

4/21/2011 - Hunger Games Casting Update: Meet Prim Everdeen

4/21/2011 - High School Girls Spend Thousands for the Perfect Prom Night

4/21/2011 - France Has An Image Problem

4/21/2011 - Postpartum Depression Risk May Be Higher In Winter

4/21/2011 - The Charlie Brown 4/20 Holiday Special

4/21/2011 - Emma Robert Pulls Off The Canadian Tuxedo

4/21/2011 - Here Are Time's 33 Most Influential Women

4/21/2011 - GOP Finds Money To Fight For Defense Of Marriage Act

4/21/2011 - States Consider New Online Dating Laws

4/21/2011 - Winemakers Squabble Over Peddling Booze To Moms

4/21/2011 - Kate Hudson's New Big Boobs Are "Not Ideal"

4/21/2011 - Baby Porcupine Has Adorable Case Of The Hiccups

4/21/2011 - Amy Chua's Daughter Starts Blog To Defend "Tiger Mom"

4/20/2011 - Coming Soon: Erection-Enhancing Condoms

4/20/2011 - Are Parents Solely To Blame For The Sexualization Of Girls?

4/20/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Perfect Jingle For XXX Sites

4/20/2011 - Roommate Charged For Recording Tyler Clementi's Tryst

4/20/2011 - Lady Gaga Feuds With Weird Al, Calls Madonna Comparisons "Retarded"

4/20/2011 - Celeb Stoners Celebrate 4/20

4/20/2011 - Being Obama's Mom

4/20/2011 - Dr. Who's Sci-Fi Girl Power

4/20/2011 - In Defense Of Granny Panties

4/20/2011 - Wonder Woman Gets More Badass...Sort Of

4/20/2011 - Today's Royal Wedding Headline Count: 8 And Counting

4/20/2011 - Louisiana Is The 50th State To Introduce Anti-Abortion Legislation

4/20/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: Dear Wolf Hudson

4/20/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

4/20/2011 - Duke Sorority Wants You To Do Your Bestest To Find A Future Banker Husband

4/20/2011 - Life Without Kids Means More Arctic Monkeys Concerts

4/20/2011 - Fascinating Facts About Internet Sex

4/20/2011 - Has Dov Charney Found His Savior?

4/20/2011 - Yet Another Child Served Booze At Chain Resto

4/20/2011 - Catherine Zeta-Jones To Become "Face" Of Bi-Polar Disorder?

4/20/2011 - Kate Moss Made Emmanuelle Alt's Second-Ever Cover Of Vogue Paris

4/20/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: JWoww's Ex Says She Stabbed Him With Steak Knife

4/20/2011 - Mindy Kaling And Bristol Palin Are Having Dinner

4/20/2011 - Marathoner Grete Waitz Dead At 57

4/20/2011 - The Roe V. Wade Catch-22

4/20/2011 - Fauxcern Over Kate Middleton's "Brideorexia"

4/20/2011 - How To Knit Teeny Tiny Sweaters

4/20/2011 - Aww, Amber Rose Has Freckles!

4/20/2011 - Women Are More Likely To Opt For "Maybe"

4/20/2011 - Police Officer Rescues Woman From Pet Python's Jaws

4/20/2011 - Kanye West's Charity Mysteriously Folds

4/20/2011 - McQueen Show Includes A Gown Based On Sarah Burton's Wedding Dress

4/20/2011 - One Woman's Breast Is Another's Nightmare

4/20/2011 - 16 & Pregnant: Twins Are Weird

4/20/2011 - Lady Gaga Is 100% Organic, Not Manufactured

4/20/2011 - Laser Treatment Ensures That You Will Never Have Pit Stains Again

4/20/2011 - Helen Mirren, Once Again You Have Our Hearts

4/20/2011 - Digital Dragnet Cast For More Possible Victims of Accused Xbox Pedophile

4/20/2011 - FDA Approves New HPV Test

4/20/2011 - So Does This Mean Michele Bachmann Will Finally Shut Up?

4/20/2011 - No Woman In Her Right Mind Would Want To Be Kate Middleton

4/20/2011 - The Inadvertent "Vagina" Vanity Plate

4/20/2011 - Italian Politician Bans Jersey Shore Cast From Drinking In The Streets

4/20/2011 - Gwyneth Addresses The Internet Haters On Glee

4/20/2011 - Losing A Beloved TV Show Can Leave Viewers Anguished

4/20/2011 - Let's Start A Reading List Of Steamy Fiction

4/19/2011 - McDonalds Fights To Keep Serving Happy Meals With Toys, Side Of Obesity

4/19/2011 - Woman & Dog Survive Twister In Bathtub

4/19/2011 - Should Jails Provide Sex Change Operations To Inmates?

4/19/2011 - Comment Of The Day: An Important PSA For All Penis Owners

4/19/2011 - Plane Carrying Michelle Obama Forced To Abort Landing

4/19/2011 - Demi Lovato Leaves Disney's Sonny With A Chance

4/19/2011 - Porn Star Stoya Talks Pubes

4/19/2011 - "Even If A Russian Woman Earns 10 Times More Than Her Boyfriend, She Will Never Let It Show."

4/19/2011 - Don't Forget To Visit Jezebel After Midnight

4/19/2011 - Dear Eva Mendes, We'd Like To Borrow Your Sweater. And Sunglasses.

4/19/2011 - Today's Royal Wedding Headline Count: Eight New Stories

4/19/2011 - In "Symmetry," Simple Pairings Are Breathakingly Beautiful

4/19/2011 - Six-Year-Old Brings Gun To School, Injures Classmates

4/19/2011 - The Weird World Of Penis Lengthening

4/19/2011 - We Want To Book A Vacation On Lemur Island

4/19/2011 - School Report Cards Include BMIs

4/19/2011 - Little Boy Surprisingly Does Not Like Having His Leg Waxed

4/19/2011 - Why Is Dior Waiting So Long To Replace John Galliano?

4/19/2011 - Slow-Mo Cats

4/19/2011 - Twitter Is Bad For Your Love Life

4/19/2011 - We Watched Lifetime's William And Kate So You Don't Have To

4/19/2011 - Jezebel is Seeking Video Interns

4/19/2011 - The Hunger Games Flick Casts Rue, Thresh & (Maybe) Effie Trinket

4/19/2011 - Beyoncé's Latest Single Is Good For The Gym Or Something

4/19/2011 - The Misguided Crusade Against Match.com

4/19/2011 - Grapefruit May Contain The Bug Repellent Of The Future

4/19/2011 - Gay Students Fight For Acceptance At Religious Colleges

4/19/2011 - Capture The Flag Puts Our Children In Danger

4/19/2011 - Law Student Feels Oppressed By Pictures Of Black Men

4/19/2011 - Topless Dancers Shock Thailand

4/19/2011 - The Cadbury Creme Egg's Bad Romance

4/19/2011 - How Addiction Turned Me Into a High-Flying Hooker

4/19/2011 - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son To Sexily Conquer The World

4/19/2011 - Is Gary Busey Just Pretending To Be Crazy?

4/19/2011 - Cindy Crawford's Sexytime Was Interrupted

4/19/2011 - Would You Like Totally Delete Your Online Identity?

4/19/2011 - Teens Say High School Doesn't Prepare Them For College, Jobs

4/19/2011 - Cameron Diaz Doesn't Give A Shit About Her High School Peeps

4/19/2011 - Fired BET Producer Alleges Sexual Harassment Prior To Nicki Minaj Interview

4/19/2011 - Halle Berry Rocks The Red Carpet

4/19/2011 - Obama-Chimp Tea Partier Apologizes Again, Still Won't Resign

4/19/2011 - These Numbers Are For Surprise Phone Sex

4/19/2011 - Man Surrenders After Kidnapping Ex-Girlfriend

4/19/2011 - HIV Prevention Pill Doesn't Work For Women

4/19/2011 - American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Date-Raped By Well-Known Producer

4/19/2011 - Will The Rise In Female College Grads Create Smarter Spinsters?

4/19/2011 - Monopoly Movie Trailer Captures Drama Of Passing Go

4/19/2011 - I Have A Crush On A Male Porn Star

4/18/2011 - Sexist Jokes Are Okay On The Soup, Since It Has One Female Writer

4/18/2011 - Obama's Income Plummets, He Mulls White House Night Janitor Gig

4/18/2011 - Times Of London Reports Befriending Lesbians Is All The Rage

4/18/2011 - Comment Of The Day: What Wine Compliments "Give Me A Divorce Linguine And Shrimp"?

4/18/2011 - Introducing Jezebel After Midnight

4/18/2011 - Boyfriend Indicted For Murder Of Yeardley Love

4/18/2011 - Evan Rachel Wood Announces She's Bisexual

4/18/2011 - The Perilous Life of a Teen Internet Queen

4/18/2011 - Demi Moore Lashes Out On Paparazzi On Twitter

4/18/2011 - Fashion's Most Obnoxiously Privileged Designer

4/18/2011 - What Exactly Is A Lady-In-Waiting?

4/18/2011 - Japanese Women Bake, Fight, Dance, and Play in "Cathy's House"

4/18/2011 - Now Women Are Suffering From Changing Room Rage

4/18/2011 - Passover For Another Kind Of Survivor

4/18/2011 - Will Alleged Three Cups Of Tea Fabrications Make A Difference?

4/18/2011 - Sex Offender Screening on Dating Sites Is Messy—But It Needs to Happen

4/18/2011 - Catholics Angry With Lady Gaga's Blashphemous New Single

4/18/2011 - Audrina Patridge's Drunk Mom Is The Real Star Of Audrina

4/18/2011 - The Drive-Thru Funeral Home of Compton, California

4/18/2011 - Female Basketball Coach Says Women In Sports Can Be "Petty"

4/18/2011 - Match.com To Start Screening Out Sex Offenders

4/18/2011 - Arnold Schwarzenegger Feels Shitty About His Body

4/18/2011 - Jennifer Egan Wins Pulitzer Prize In Fiction

4/18/2011 - Michele Bachmann Tribute Song Will Make Your Ears Bleed

4/18/2011 - Joycelyn Elders Is So Sick Of Vaginal Politics She Could Just Vomit

4/18/2011 - Gay Teen Suicide Rates Higher In Conservative Areas

4/18/2011 - Do You Need "Facial Feminization Surgery"?

4/18/2011 - Adorable French Bulldog Has Adorable Hip-Hop Dance Moves

4/18/2011 - The Senate's War On Hardcore Porn

4/18/2011 - Serena Williams Has An Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Half-Leopard Print Bikini

4/18/2011 - Capture A Man With An "Engagement Chicken"

4/18/2011 - Was Vanessa Hudgens Doing Cocaine At Coachella?

4/18/2011 - "Magic Bra" Adds Two Cup Sizes To Your Bust

4/18/2011 - "I Was Natalie Portman's Ass Double"

4/18/2011 - Self-Stirring Pot Makes Cooking Even Lazier

4/18/2011 - Tea Partier Sends Obama Chimp Email, Swears She's Not A Racist

4/18/2011 - Mob Wives Shines A Spotlight On La Cosa Nostra

4/18/2011 - Activists Picket The Daily Mail

4/18/2011 - Karl Lagerfeld Finds Modern Marriage Problematic

4/18/2011 - Sarah Palin Wants The GOP To "Fight Like A Girl"

4/18/2011 - Barbie Doll With Life-Sized Proportions Is Ridiculous, Scary

4/18/2011 - Relationship Advice From Ina Garten

4/18/2011 - Guy Proposes To Girlfriend Through Crossword Puzzle

4/18/2011 - How To Manufacture The "Career Women Love Housework" Story

4/18/2011 - Robert Pattinson Grows Up On The Red Carpet

4/18/2011 - Playboy Mansion's Whirlpool Was Sexy Breeding Ground For Sexy Bacteria

4/18/2011 - Obama Recommends Al Jazeera, Though Most Americans Can't Watch It

4/18/2011 - Missing Tennessee Girl May Have Been Kidnapped By Acquaintance

4/18/2011 - Surgeon Resigns Over Bad Cum Joke

4/18/2011 - Madonna's Ditching Kabbalah For A New Weird Religion

4/18/2011 - Salahi Of Real Housewives Is Posing Nude — And It's Not The One You Think

4/18/2011 - Skunks Are The Hot (And Smelly) New Trend In Pets

4/18/2011 - Teen Mom 2's Leah Officially Files For Divorce

4/17/2011 - The Best Parodies of Lady Gaga’s New Album Cover

4/17/2011 - Publicists Try In Vain To Prevent Celebrities From Acting Like Fools Online

4/17/2011 - 15-Year-Old Girl Will Enroll At MIT

4/17/2011 - Kate Middleton's Gown Designed By Some Lady You've Never Heard Of

4/17/2011 - Paternity Case Challenges Legal Assumption That Wives Don't Cheat

4/17/2011 - Great Gatsby House Demolished

4/17/2011 - Sunday Night Social

4/17/2011 - Montana Governor Vetoes Conservative Bills With Branding Iron

4/17/2011 - Strong and Badass Wins The Race

4/17/2011 - Everybody Wins In Showdown Between Baby Polar Bear And Bucket

4/17/2011 - Secretary of Class

4/17/2011 - Choosing Your College Choice

4/17/2011 - Your Nostrils' Long Nightmare Finally Over

4/17/2011 - We Must Defend This Man's Right To Bear Arms

4/17/2011 - Rachel Zoe Helping Pregnant Victoria Beckham Reach Her Skinny Pregnant Potential

4/17/2011 - Wall Street Wives Did Dumb Girly Things With Bailout Money

4/17/2011 - Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall, Who is the Weirdest One of All?

4/17/2011 - Kate Middleton to Spend Last Unmarried Night In A Hotel

4/17/2011 - Utah Republican To Eliminate Premarital Sex

4/17/2011 - Michele Balk-man To Run For President of Your Ass Pain

4/17/2011 - Belly Dancing Blogger Bust Proves Once Again That The Internet Is Not A Secret Clubhouse

4/17/2011 - Infertile Brits Clamor To Purchase Sweet, Sweet American Eggs

4/17/2011 - Britney Gets Her Babies, One More Time

4/16/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

4/16/2011 - Saturday Night Social

4/16/2011 - So Many Animal Cams!

4/16/2011 - Depressed Man Cooked His Own Finger And Ate It

4/16/2011 - Christmas Comes A Little Early This Year

4/16/2011 - Halle Berry Is Helping Victims Of Domestic Violence

4/16/2011 - Congress Pushes For Official "Ten Commandments Weekend" Starting This May

4/16/2011 - Study: Sitting Down Will Kill Us All

4/16/2011 - Former ‘Perverted Justice’ Volunteer Sent To Prison For Creating Computer Virus

4/16/2011 - Robyn Concerts Are Even Better In Zero Gravity

4/16/2011 - Sex Is So Last Year

4/16/2011 - Finally, The Anti-Wrinkle Bra You Forgot You Needed

4/16/2011 - Nicolas Cage Dared Police To Arrest Him Earlier This Morning

4/16/2011 - Adorable Girls Try To Keep All Those Balls In The Air

4/16/2011 - Tips From The Royal Air Force On How To Spot A Lesbian

4/16/2011 - Florida Law Vows To Put An End To Baggy Pants, Once And For All

4/16/2011 - Jackie Collins Says She's The New Amy Winehouse

4/16/2011 - Lenny Dykstra To Get Chuckles Back On Two And A Half Men

4/15/2011 - April 15 Week In Review

4/15/2011 - Evangeline Lilly Is Pregnant

4/15/2011 - Evidence That Michele Bachmann Does Not Love America

4/15/2011 - Lady Gaga Releases Biblical Dance Track In Time For Easter

4/15/2011 - What’s Opening in Theaters This Weekend

4/15/2011 - The Best Republican Ladyblog Story Ideas

4/15/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/15/2011 - Girl Makes Genuinely Impressive Animal Noises

4/15/2011 - The Night Belongs To The Emmas

4/15/2011 - Lifetime Movie Cartoons: A Face To Die For

4/15/2011 - Lifetime Movie Cartoons: A Face To Die For

4/15/2011 - Really, why would men ever want to watch "Game Of Thrones"?

4/15/2011 - What To Wear In A Photograph

4/15/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Real Price Of An Abortion

4/15/2011 - Adorable Kittens Chase Their Adorable Shadows

4/15/2011 - Over Half Of Boomer Moms Support Adult Kids

4/15/2011 - New Law Isn't Really Helping "The Help"

4/15/2011 - Tip: When Being Arrested, Don't Try To Tell Cops To Arrest Someone Else Instead

4/15/2011 - Dilbert Creator Pretends to Be His Own Biggest Fan on Message Boards

4/15/2011 - 9 Bizarre Japanese Beauty Gadgets To Build A Better You

4/15/2011 - 9 Bizarre Japanese Beauty Gadgets To Build A Better You

4/15/2011 - The Specious Midwest v. Coastal Elites Debate

4/15/2011 - Kim Kardashian’s Spanx Try to Escape: Lamenting the Second Age of Spandex

4/15/2011 - Cum Joke Sparks Furor Among Surgeons

4/15/2011 - The Horrifying Underwear The Jeggings Trend Hath Wrought

4/15/2011 - Fundraising Tries To Fill Gap Left By DC Abortion Deal

4/15/2011 - Maxipads Get Cute And Sparkly For Young Menstruaters

4/15/2011 - Should Online Dating Sites Pre-Screen Members For Previous Sexual Offenses?

4/15/2011 - Bloomberg Gets Pissy During Gender Discrimination Deposition

4/15/2011 - Sexting Busdriver Banned From School

4/15/2011 - Watch A Dramatic Reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's New Book

4/15/2011 - Susan Lucci Gives Poorly Timed "Erica Kane Makeovers"

4/15/2011 - Gender-Reveal Cakes Are The Latest YouTube Phenomenon

4/15/2011 - What It Takes To Get An Abortion In South Dakota

4/15/2011 - River Murder-Suicide Mom Left Goodbye Note On Facebook

4/15/2011 - Parent Takes Private School Clash To The Next Level On Twitter

4/15/2011 - Sex-Hormone Guidelines For Athletes Will Never Be Fair

4/15/2011 - Padma Lakshmi Doesn't Spend Her Day Thinking About The Color Of Her Skin

4/15/2011 - John Galliano Fired From His Own Label

4/15/2011 - Real Housewives Fight — With Each Other — For Marriage Equality

4/15/2011 - The Trailer For Something Borrowed May Look Vaguely Familiar

4/15/2011 - Why Are So Many People Dancing in Apple Stores?

4/15/2011 - The "Sexy Singles" Party Is A Special Sort Of Hell

4/15/2011 - Natalie Portman's Dance Double Gives Her First Interview

4/15/2011 - The Elaborate Charades Of The Planned Parenthood Defunding Debate

4/15/2011 - Mom Loses Custody Of Teen For Refusing To Give Her Antipsychotics

4/15/2011 - Kate Middleton Spotted On Jelly Bean

4/15/2011 - Jessica Simpson Is Designing Her Own Wedding Dress

4/15/2011 - Tina Fey's Adorable Daughter Is Now An Internet Meme

4/15/2011 - Will Chewable Viagra Be The Next Big Thing?

4/14/2011 - TMZforKidz Parody Hits Too Close To Home For TMZ

4/14/2011 - California Senate Approves Bill Requiring Teaching Of Gay History

4/14/2011 - 14-Year-Old Girl Charged With Adultery In United Arab Emirates

4/14/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Republicans' Tips For Pleasing Your Man

4/14/2011 - In Game Of Thrones Review, New York Times Explains Women Hate Fantasy Novels

4/14/2011 - David & Courteney Share Details About Sex Life On Howard Stern

4/14/2011 - Ghostface Killah Dispenses Some More Relationship Advice

4/14/2011 - Big Budget Hollywood, Still A Man's Game

4/14/2011 - Check Out Nicole Richie & Her $1700 Gym Bag

4/14/2011 - Does Ke$ha Know Something We Don't?

4/14/2011 - School Official Sounds Off On "Badness" Of "Young Ladies"

4/14/2011 - Is There Finally Going To Be A Nerdgirl Movie?

4/14/2011 - Tokyo's Host Clubs Cater To What A Woman Wants

4/14/2011 - The Public Health Problem No One Wants To Talk About

4/14/2011 - How To Survive Meeting The Ex

4/14/2011 - Does Coffee Help Sperm Get Going In The Morning?

4/14/2011 - Parents Sue Over Sexting Suicide

4/14/2011 - Teacher Suspended After Oinking Incident

4/14/2011 - All My Children And One Life To Live Canceled

4/14/2011 - Dov Charney's Long Night Of The Soul

4/14/2011 - Can A New Editor Make Star Even Worse?

4/14/2011 - An Absolutely Wonderful Letter To The Times

4/14/2011 - Walking Dead Billboard Posted In Worst Possible Place

4/14/2011 - Further Examples Of J.Crew's Blatant Propaganda

4/14/2011 - How One Woman's Love Song Ended Up In Porn

4/14/2011 - Gwyneth Works Out Obsessively, Still Hates Her Ass

4/14/2011 - Help Us Write The Republicans' Ladyblog

4/14/2011 - Duke Accuser's Boyfriend Dies After Stabbing

4/14/2011 - "Hubby's Coming Home" Is One Of The Worst Ads We've Ever Seen

4/14/2011 - The Science Behind Your Secondhand Embarrassment

4/14/2011 - Hey, Rumer Willis, Did That Coat Come With A Stowaway?

4/14/2011 - Why I Won’t Fuck A Girl Again

4/14/2011 - Taylor Lautner's Furrowed Brow Stars In Abduction

4/14/2011 - Pap Smear Flash Mob At Walgreens!

4/14/2011 - Woman Sues Match.com After Date Leads To Assault

4/14/2011 - If You Buy Angelina's Diamonds, You'll Get A Teeny Tiny Love-Letter To Brad

4/14/2011 - A $6,390 Toilet For Your Precious Ass

4/14/2011 - Did Sarah Palin Carry Out the Biggest Hoax in American Political History?

4/14/2011 - Another Kid Gets A TSA Patdown

4/14/2011 - No Fools At This Fete

4/14/2011 - Seven-Year-Old Gets Plastic Surgery To Avoid Playground Bullying

4/14/2011 - Nancy Pelosi's Shrinking Star

4/14/2011 - Judge Patiently Explains Why Childbirth Is A Big Deal

4/14/2011 - River Murder-Suicide Mom's Tragic Final Moments

4/14/2011 - Joran Van Der Sloot Stabs Three Inmates In Prison

4/14/2011 - Reese Witherspoon Made Out With Robert Pattinson & It Was Disgusting

4/14/2011 - Watch Stephen Colbert's Lesson on Playing to Women's Insecurities

4/14/2011 - Preview Of James Franco's New Short Features Surprising Lack Of Nude Women

4/14/2011 - Long Island May Have More Than One Serial Killer

4/14/2011 - Most Religious Women Use Contraception, Despite What Church Says

4/13/2011 - Yale Student Dies When Hair Gets Caught In Machinery

4/13/2011 - Tina Fey On The Message Of 30 Rock's "Joan Of Snark" Episode

4/13/2011 - The Shifting Shape Of Chun-Li

4/13/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Factual Statements About Stephen Colbert

4/13/2011 - Judge Hearts Boobies

4/13/2011 - Lady Gaga Denies She's Had Plastic Surgery, Claims Protruding Face Bones Are Real

4/13/2011 - Samantha Ronson Responds To Michael Lohan

4/13/2011 - Your Mom Will Tell You If You Look Fat In Those Jeans

4/13/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: But... Everyone Can See!

4/13/2011 - Sneak Peek: Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 3

4/13/2011 - France May Outlaw Soliciting Prostitution

4/13/2011 - The Time I Was In Tiger Beat

4/13/2011 - Chris Noth Flashes His Mr. Big Balls

4/13/2011 - Vintage Propaganda Posters Warn Against STD-Riddled Women

4/13/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

4/13/2011 - Internet Memes Do Not Make Good Pick-up Lines

4/13/2011 - Lady Networks Bleed Viewers

4/13/2011 - Let Gwyneth Paltrow Tell You About How Much She Loves Gangster Rap

4/13/2011 - Sleepy Kitty Doesn't Want to Wake Up

4/13/2011 - Hundreds Of Syrian Women March In Protest

4/13/2011 - The Famous Vagina Painting That Facebook Doesn’t Want You to See

4/13/2011 - Anderson Cooper Goes On Snooki-Bashing Rant

4/13/2011 - Lack Of Pads And Tampons Keep South African Girls Home From School

4/13/2011 - Catherine Zeta-Jones Treated For Bipolar Disorder

4/13/2011 - Rutgers Adds Class On Black Women Writers; Snooki Not On Syllabus

4/13/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Kate Middleton May Already Be Pregnant

4/13/2011 - A Desperate Attempt To Connect Ancient Sex Toys To The Royals

4/13/2011 - The Truth About Race, Religion, and the Honor Code at BYU

4/13/2011 - Porn Site Accused Of Exploiting Homeless Men In "Beatdowns"

4/13/2011 - Ladies Are Helpless In The Face Of Groupon Beauty Deals

4/13/2011 - Ginni Thomas Hits The Drunk-Dialing Jackpot

4/13/2011 - Berlusconi Allegedly Had Women Kiss Dick Statue

4/13/2011 - Pregnant & Naked Mariah Carey Uses Husband's Hands As A Bra

4/13/2011 - The Sisterhood Of The Pole

4/13/2011 - Breast-Cancer Awareness Campaigns Seem To Work

4/13/2011 - Justin Bieber Causes Diplomatic Meltdown In Israel

4/13/2011 - Airplane, Airport Sex Assaults And The Bystander Effect

4/13/2011 - Would You Pay $1 To Send M. Night Shyamalan To Film School?

4/13/2011 - Lady Gaga's Kegel-Flexing Vagina Told Her Not To Sell Out

4/13/2011 - Iceland's Penis Museum Gets First Human Specimen

4/13/2011 - A Stark Challenge To The Idea Of Indulgence [NSFW]

4/13/2011 - Alleged Rapist Cop Slips Up In Fake 911 Call

4/13/2011 - Knut The Polar Bear To Be Stuffed And Put On Display; Outcry Ensues

4/13/2011 - Girl Deemed "Too Fat" For American Idol's Front Row

4/13/2011 - Remarkable Women Dress Remarkably

4/13/2011 - Is America Having A Drunk Baby Epidemic?

4/13/2011 - The Question Of Porn In Public Libraries

4/13/2011 - Mom Kills 3 Children, Herself By Driving Into River

4/13/2011 - Criminal Masterminds Steal $150 From Girls' Lemonade Stand

4/13/2011 - Demi Lovato Calls Eating Disorder "Life-Long" Disease

4/13/2011 - Stephen Colbert Launches Twitter War Against Senator Kyl

4/12/2011 - Conservatives Will Win Battle Against Homosexuality By Banning The Word "Gay"

4/12/2011 - Ashton & Demi's Misguided Anti-Sex Trafficking PSAs

4/12/2011 - Oprah Wants $1 Million For Ads During Finale

4/12/2011 - Iman al-Obeidi Describes Rape In First Uncensored Interview

4/12/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Crap Personal Ad From A Dude

4/12/2011 - 6-Year-Old Girl Gets Full TSA Pat-Down

4/12/2011 - David Arquette Discusses Courteney Cox Again On Howard Stern

4/12/2011 - Jenny McCarthy Wants Bigger Tampons

4/12/2011 - Behold: The First Dress Made Out Of Toilet Seat Covers

4/12/2011 - Jane Curtin: "SNL Was A Misogynistic Environment"

4/12/2011 - Couple Sells Daughter To Child Molester

4/12/2011 - After Fundamentalist Church Expose, One Pastor Is Unrepentant

4/12/2011 - Cute Roulette Delivers Random Cuteness All Day Long

4/12/2011 - PETA Now Comparing Meat To Child Abuse

4/12/2011 - Psychology Today Hates Feminism

4/12/2011 - An Ex-Addict Aims for Motherhood

4/12/2011 - Happy Birthday Beverly Cleary!

4/12/2011 - Ladies, It's Time To Stop Giving Things Up

4/12/2011 - Spanx Will Not Save The World

4/12/2011 - Dude Cheats On Wife, Ruins Life, Blames Everyone Else

4/12/2011 - Students Win The Right To Heart Boobies

4/12/2011 - The Very Stupidest Things Vogue Has Ever Published About Politics

4/12/2011 - Slideshow: The Very Stupidest Things Vogue Has Ever Published About Politics

4/12/2011 - Obviously, Martha Stewart Has An Egg-Dyeing App

4/12/2011 - Couple Told To Pay Child Support After Surrogate Decides To Keep Baby

4/12/2011 - Royal Wedding Will Be Rehearsal For Queen's Funeral

4/12/2011 - Boy's Pink Nailpolish Throws Nation Into Crisis

4/12/2011 - A Visual Analysis Of The Crappy Wage Gap

4/12/2011 - Memories Of Being Taunted Lead To Tears On RuPaul's Drag Race

4/12/2011 - Your Hair Could Suddenly Change Color

4/12/2011 - How Toy Ad Vocabulary Reinforces Gender Stereotypes

4/12/2011 - Use Your Gym Better By Learning Its Secrets

4/12/2011 - Dealer Hawks Used Cars With Ads Of "Used Women"

4/12/2011 - "Billionairess" Is Proud That She's "All Woman" In A Man's World

4/12/2011 - Like Moths, We're Drawn To Hayden Panettiere's Flame-Colored Dress. Or Something.

4/12/2011 - Vivienne Westwood Says Punk Was "Just A Marketing Opportunity"

4/12/2011 - Do High Contrast Faces Look More Feminine?

4/12/2011 - Jenn Sterger Was Not Flattered By Brett Favre's Dick Pics

4/12/2011 - To Fight Obesity, School Bans Lunches From Home

4/12/2011 - George Michael Recording Song As Royal Wedding Present

4/12/2011 - Kirstie Alley Loses A Shoe On DWTS

4/12/2011 - Kristen Bell Is Dazzling In True Blue

4/12/2011 - These Women Make Beautiful Music

4/12/2011 - The Budget Compromise That Hurts DC Women

4/12/2011 - Child's School Project (Falsely) Accuses Mom Of Boozing

4/12/2011 - Malaysian Trans Woman Allegedly Used British Husband For Visa

4/12/2011 - Taylor Swift Doesn't Want You To Think She Is Sexy

4/12/2011 - Watch Stephen Colbert's Defense of Planned Parenthood

4/12/2011 - Girl Accepts Darth Vader's Offer To Join The Dark Side

4/12/2011 - More Remains Found On Long Island, Serial Killer's Body Count May Exceed 10

4/11/2011 - Will Matt Lauer & Katie Couric Reunite For A Daytime Talk Show?

4/11/2011 - Court Rules Against Winklevoss Twins In Social Network Epilogue

4/11/2011 - Female Reporter Banned From Locker Room At Masters

4/11/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Rebecca Black Is Obama's Harshest Critic

4/11/2011 - Amy Sedaris Gets Crafty On First Date

4/11/2011 - Kim Kardashian Angry Over Turkish Cosmo Cover

4/11/2011 - Toni Braxton Pretends She Didn't Start Playboy Rumor

4/11/2011 - Meet The Original Party Animal

4/11/2011 - "Short Sleepers" Exist, But You're Probably Not One Of Them

4/11/2011 - Shirley MacLaine Had Sex With Three People In One Day

4/11/2011 - Virginia Woolf Gets A Press Of One's Own — Again

4/11/2011 - Transgender Man Launches Discrimination Suit

4/11/2011 - New Measurement Could Replace BMI — Sort Of

4/11/2011 - Does It Matter If Britney Can't Dance Like She Used To?

4/11/2011 - Families Of Killer's Victims Come Together

4/11/2011 - Being In Movies Means Never Having To Say Goodbye

4/11/2011 - Bourbon-Drinking Ladies Prove Women Can Drink Bourbon

4/11/2011 - Prince William & Kate Middleton Smile Through A Little April Shower

4/11/2011 - Khloé & Lamar Might Be The Best Kardashian Inc. Has To Offer

4/11/2011 - 600-Year Old Book Found In Utah

4/11/2011 - "New" Study Touting Weight-Loss Drug's Effectiveness Is Actually Old

4/11/2011 - The Sex Strike That Changed A Town Forever

4/11/2011 - "A Girl And Her Room" Photography Project Captures Young Women In Transition

4/11/2011 - How The "Good Guys Are Hard To Find" Narrative Hurts Women

4/11/2011 - Qaddafi's "Voluptuous" Nurse Speaks Out

4/11/2011 - Rebecca Black Has Another Reason To Get Down On Friday

4/11/2011 - Crying Child's Dance Gets Philippines Game Show Canceled

4/11/2011 - What Is Up With The Shoulders At Victoria's Secret?

4/11/2011 - Guy Wins Homecoming Queen Crown, Wears It Well

4/11/2011 - Mom Says Runaway Girl Became Child Porn Victim

4/11/2011 - Let's Make Passes At Anne Hathaway In Glasses

4/11/2011 - Two Women Arrested Protesting France's Face-Covering Ban

4/11/2011 - Hanna Had Better-Than-Expected Box Office Numbers

4/11/2011 - Reese Witherspoon's Vogue Cover Is Here

4/11/2011 - NeNe Attempts To Bully La Toya Jackson

4/11/2011 - And Now A Personal Grooming Tip From Joan Rivers

4/11/2011 - Have Reports On Gabrielle Giffords Been Too Optimistic?

4/11/2011 - Well, Hellooooo, Dolly (Parton)!

4/11/2011 - Ready-For-Prime-Time Fashion At The TV Land Awards

4/11/2011 - Sarah Palin Cheers Donald Trump's Birtherism

4/11/2011 - Brits Would Like To Elect Prince William King

4/11/2011 - New Moms Don't Have Time For Exercise, Veggies

4/11/2011 - Victoria Beckham May Name Her Daughter After California Town

4/11/2011 - Costco Unveils $1 Million Diamond Ring

4/11/2011 - 7 Killed And 17 Wounded In Dutch Shopping Mall Shooting

4/10/2011 - Long Island Serial Killer May Be Ex-Law Enforcement

4/10/2011 - Alec Baldwin & John Krasinski Feud Over Yankees Vs. Red Sox

4/10/2011 - Gay British Men Can Donate Blood, As Long As They Don't Have Sex

4/10/2011 - Protesters Arrested As France's Burqa Ban Goes Into Effect

4/10/2011 - Elderly Woman Crashes Internet In Two Countries

4/10/2011 - The History Of Pink For Girls, Blue For Boys

4/10/2011 - Sunday Night Sleepover

4/10/2011 - 1920's Flapper Speak Decoded

4/10/2011 - The Media: Focusing Primarily On Helen Mirren's Breasts Since 1975

4/10/2011 - Stephen Hawking’s Hipster Nerd Wedding Photo

4/10/2011 - Was Anyone Actually Surprised To Learn The ShamWow Guy Might Be Insane?

4/10/2011 - Elementary School Witnesses Shower Of Worms

4/10/2011 - William And Kate Plan To Invite Most Of Their Exes To The Wedding

4/10/2011 - Possible Reasons Why Liam Neeson's Cameo Was Cut From The Hangover Sequel

4/10/2011 - She’s Got Steve Buscemi Eyes

4/10/2011 - Figure Skaters Pay Homage To Summer Heights High

4/10/2011 - Feminism Can Really Kill The Mood

4/10/2011 - Kelly Osbourne May Be Thinking About Getting Gastric Bypass Surgery

4/10/2011 - American Apparel Models: Now With More Breasts, Fewer Faces

4/10/2011 - Jay And Silent Bob Perform A Quick Cavity Search

4/10/2011 - Cat And Dolphin Are Best Friends, You’re Not Made Of Stone

4/10/2011 - Anne Hathaway Is Pretty Sure She'll Never Host The Oscars Again

4/10/2011 - Is The Tanning Ban Coming To America?

4/10/2011 - Rupert Murdoch Tabloid Officially Apologizes For Hacking Into Everyone's Voice Mails

4/9/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

4/9/2011 - Saturday Night Social

4/9/2011 - Gael Garcia Bernal Welcomes Baby Girl

4/9/2011 - Lionel Messi Gives Marcelo Silva A Place To Rest His Weary Hand

4/9/2011 - Men March In Heels For Anti-Rape Message

4/9/2011 - Reese Witherspoon Honeymoons With Her Kids

4/9/2011 - Russia Refuses To Ban Skype And Gmail Just Because Of Some Silly National Security Threat

4/9/2011 - Are Female Voters Ousting Female American Idol Contestants?

4/9/2011 - Serpico Director Sidney Lumet Dies

4/9/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

4/9/2011 - 'Ladies Day' Spent Sitting In A Pile Of Garbage

4/9/2011 - NOM Strategist Now Supports Gay Marriage

4/9/2011 - Japan Wants To Help You Make A Garden Out Of Anything

4/9/2011 - Ashley Judd Clarifies Statements On Misogyny In Hip-Hop

4/9/2011 - Luc Besson Is Finally Surrounded By Wizards

4/9/2011 - Jon Kyl Can’t Believe You Took Jon Kyl Seriously

4/9/2011 - The Royal Wedding Pez Dispensers You Never Asked For

4/9/2011 - Nicole Richie Is Not Pregnant

4/8/2011 - April 8 Week In Review

4/8/2011 - Betty White Has Had Quite Enough Of Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen

4/8/2011 - Rush Limbaugh Doesn't Want To Pay When Women Don't Close Their Legs

4/8/2011 - Talib Kweli Has Some Words For Ashley Judd

4/8/2011 - It's The Perky Little Cross That Makes It Awesome

4/8/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/8/2011 - Saddest Cartoon Ever Comes To DVD

4/8/2011 - Women With Controlling Partners At Risk Of Abuse

4/8/2011 - Arkansas Strikes Down Ban On Gay Adoptions

4/8/2011 - Fake Fat Discrimination Enrages Health Food Customer

4/8/2011 - Ladies, If You Must Menstruate, Keep Your Blood To Yourself

4/8/2011 - Watch This Preacher Cast The Jezebel Out Of A Woman

4/8/2011 - Position Of The Week: Slotted Spoons

4/8/2011 - Will Ferrell Meets His New Office-mates

4/8/2011 - My Doomed Romance With Coffee

4/8/2011 - TGIF!

4/8/2011 - Kathleen Turner Is Disgusted With The Republican Attack On Planned Parenthood

4/8/2011 - The Women Who Programmed The First All-Electronic Digital Computer

4/8/2011 - How To Dress For April Showers

4/8/2011 - Real Housewives: New Journey, Same Baggage

4/8/2011 - Here Is Gemma Ward's First New Cover Since 2008

4/8/2011 - Win A Copy Of Anna North's America Pacifica, Plus Jellyfish Rings!

4/8/2011 - Here Is Dov Charney's Oddly Apropos High School Yearbook Picture

4/8/2011 - Arizona Senator Lies About Planned Parenthood On Senate Floor

4/8/2011 - Retailers Think Cluttered Store Aisles Will Make You Buy More

4/8/2011 - Why Did The Cat Play The Lottery?

4/8/2011 - Company That Locked Raped Woman In Container Named "Top Employer For Women"

4/8/2011 - The Bronx Zoo Cobra Now Has A Name

4/8/2011 - A Read On The Script From The "Playboy" TV Show

4/8/2011 - 46% Of Mississippi Republicans Think Interracial Marriage Should Be Illegal

4/8/2011 - Carine Roitfeld Says Fashion Is Obscene

4/8/2011 - Woman Tries To Strangle Boyfriend With Loofah

4/8/2011 - When Gary Busey Happened To The Tonight Show

4/8/2011 - Scientists Ruin "Gay Caveman"'s Coming Out Party

4/8/2011 - Miley's Airport Ensemble Is Just A Little Busy

4/8/2011 - Stars Shop Til They Drop

4/8/2011 - Potential Budget Shutdown Is "About Abortion"—Except It's Not

4/8/2011 - Kate Middleton Is Probably Not A Virgin, And That's Okay

4/8/2011 - "This Is Still Gabrielle Giffords," Says Staffer

4/8/2011 - Lindsay Lohan Will Play The Dapper Don's Daughter

4/8/2011 - Americans Celebrate Royal Wedding With Doughnuts, Natch

4/7/2011 - Even Photoshop Can't Erase The Truth About Obama's Past

4/7/2011 - Scarlett Johansson Defends Planned Parenthood In New PSA

4/7/2011 - Were Female Clients Paid To Have Sex On Showtime's Gigolos?

4/7/2011 - Libyan Rape Victim Iman al-Obeidi Gives First TV Interview

4/7/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Financial Teaches Of Peaches

4/7/2011 - Garrido Enters Surprise Not Guilty Plea

4/7/2011 - January Jones Says High School "Bitches" Were Just Jealous

4/7/2011 - Snooki Announces Her Spin-Off Show

4/7/2011 - Dude Helpfully Explains Why Women Cheat

4/7/2011 - Even Classic Pin-Ups Were Retouched

4/7/2011 - Do You Love Your Baby Enough To Spend $1500 On A Stroller?

4/7/2011 - Gwyneth's Cookbook Is Beyond Parody

4/7/2011 - What Age Is "Too Old" To Smoke Pot?

4/7/2011 - Intense Man Emails Apology To Softball Team, Girlfriend For Being Too Intense

4/7/2011 - Mastering The Lost Art Of Actually Talking On The Phone

4/7/2011 - Dov Charney Hangs On For Dear Life

4/7/2011 - People Who Clip Their Nails In Public Are Very Bad People Indeed

4/7/2011 - Yelpers Try To Review A Sex Club

4/7/2011 - New Jersey Governor Puts 4-Year-Old In Charge For A Day

4/7/2011 - We Need More Rich Ladies In Literature

4/7/2011 - Gripping Adventures, Live From A Hawk's Nest

4/7/2011 - How Hanna Gets The Gun-Slinging Heroine Right

4/7/2011 - Particularly Debauched Night Leads To Office Drama

4/7/2011 - Mick Foley Brings It On Fox News

4/7/2011 - Congressman Questions Debbie Wasserman Schultz's Abilities

4/7/2011 - Andrej Pejic Goes Topless For Dossier

4/7/2011 - A History Of (Hair-Related) Violence

4/7/2011 - Boy Born With No Hands Wins Penmanship Award

4/7/2011 - The Burden Of Being Erin Burnett

4/7/2011 - Family Arrested For Arranging Fake Marriages Between Immigrants And The Homeless

4/7/2011 - The Wise, Wacky Women Of Extreme Couponing

4/7/2011 - You Must Meticulously Schedule Every Moment Of The Royal Wedding Day

4/7/2011 - Julianne Moore Would Have Been A Pretty Good Hillary Clinton

4/7/2011 - DVF Designed The Wrap Dress For One-Night-Stands

4/7/2011 - Who Doesn't Have An Alligator Lying Around Their Garage?

4/7/2011 - Tyra Lets ANTM Contestant Know That She Hates Her

4/7/2011 - Cathie Black Out As NYC Schools Chancellor

4/7/2011 - The Bogus Debate Used To Push Anti-Abortion Legislation

4/7/2011 - Women Go Under The Knife For Perfect Elf Ears

4/7/2011 - Kids Are All Right On This Red Carpet

4/7/2011 - Kristen Schaal Proposes Move To Libya Majora

4/7/2011 - Shopping Is Good For You (Because It Hides The Pain)

4/7/2011 - John Edwards Is Suicidal, Or So Says The Enquirer

4/7/2011 - Ryan Seacrest Will Earn $55 Million This Year: Discuss

4/7/2011 - Mariska Hargitay Adopts Baby Girl

4/6/2011 - More Teens Are Boozing And Getting High

4/6/2011 - "Tiger Mom" Amy Chua's Daughter Accepted To Ivy League

4/6/2011 - Obama's Close Friend Arrested For Soliciting Prostitute

4/6/2011 - Pornographers Prey On Users Of Pro-Ana Websites

4/6/2011 - Tina Fey Pregnant With Second Child

4/6/2011 - Comment Of The Day: An Important Reminder For Pharmacists

4/6/2011 - Billy Crystal & Helen Mirren Star In When Harry Met Sally 2 Trailer

4/6/2011 - Glenn Beck's Fox News Show Is Ending

4/6/2011 - Ice-T Converses With An Important Public Figure

4/6/2011 - Bourgie Couple Hires Think Tank To Name Child

4/6/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow (Briefly) Supports Planned Parenthood

4/6/2011 - Porn For Straight Girls: This House Sees A Lot Of Hot Boy Action

4/6/2011 - Candie's Spokeswoman Previously Claimed Bristol Was Unpaid

4/6/2011 - Radio Host Fired For Claiming Employees Were Lucky To Sleep With Him

4/6/2011 - Happy Hump Day!

4/6/2011 - Who Should Replace Meredith Vieira?

4/6/2011 - Woman Gets Jury-Duty For Life (Maybe)

4/6/2011 - Peace Corps Sex-Assault Activist Honored

4/6/2011 - Torture Yourself With New Photo Tool That Estimates The Calories You Ate

4/6/2011 - Experts Agree It May Be Time For Women, Gays To Get The Hell Out Of Indiana

4/6/2011 - Scenes Of Heartbreak From Los Angeles

4/6/2011 - Successful April Fools' Prank Involves Licking An iPad

4/6/2011 - A Wedding Planner For The People

4/6/2011 - Alec Baldwin: 30 Rock Ends Next Year

4/6/2011 - Cats vs. Dogs: We Have A Winner!

4/6/2011 - Here Is A Drawing Of She-Ra By Marc Jacobs

4/6/2011 - We've Seen The Future Of Online Shopping, And It's Weird

4/6/2011 - Woman Strips To "Conceals Her Scent" from K9s

4/6/2011 - Illinois Pharmacists Don't Have To Give You Emergency Contraception

4/6/2011 - Why Are We Denying Welfare Moms An Education?

4/6/2011 - Berlusconi's Trial Adjourned Til May 31

4/6/2011 - This Week In Tabloids: Mariah Carey Is Pregnant & Nude

4/6/2011 - Creepy Guys Make Apology to Women for 50,000 Crappy Years

4/6/2011 - We Are Very Excited To See Helen Mirren On SNL

4/6/2011 - A Very Nice Roundup Of Plus-Size Spring Dresses

4/6/2011 - Candie's Responds To Bristol Palin Pay Controversy

4/6/2011 - Christopher Walken Kidnapper of College Girls Now Lurking Around Princeton

4/6/2011 - A Very Vintage Crap Email From A Dude

4/6/2011 - Women Sue Virginia Tech For Pay Inequality, "Wet Noodle" Comments

4/6/2011 - 9 Practical Marriage Tips For William & Kate

4/6/2011 - Is Sexual Attraction To Old People Such A Big Deal?

4/6/2011 - From Here To Eternity Gets Its Gay Back

4/6/2011 - Jane Birkin Uses Her Birkin Bag As A Cat Bed

4/6/2011 - Teen Mom 2 Reunion Generates Sympathy For Jenelle

4/6/2011 - Texas A&M Beats Notre Dame For First-Ever Women's NCAA Championship

4/6/2011 - Couple Plans To Walk 2,500 Miles To Get To Vegas

4/6/2011 - Do Two Daughters Make For A Happy Family?

4/6/2011 - Fashion Relief

4/6/2011 - DWTS Knows America Needs Wendy Williams' Boobs

4/6/2011 - Planned Parenthood Defunding Intensifies Budget Faceoff

4/6/2011 - ShamWow Guy Accused Of Pressuring Employee For Sex, Eggs

4/6/2011 - Starting Period Before Age 10 Linked With Asthma

4/6/2011 - Angelina's Visit To Libyan Border Overshadowed By New Tattoo

4/6/2011 - Protect Your Reproductive Rights By Incorporating Your Uterus

4/5/2011 - Kids Take A Field Trip To The Castro, Parents Freak Out About Homosexuality

4/5/2011 - Is It Better To Postpone Your Honeymoon?

4/5/2011 - Mona Lisa Model Will Be Exhumed In Search For More Inconclusive Clues

4/5/2011 - Dov Charney Just A Victim Of "Social McCarthyism"

4/5/2011 - Comment Of The Day: The Troubling Dichotomy That Is Glee

4/5/2011 - Debbie Wasserman Schultz Selected As New DNC Chair

4/5/2011 - Meredith Viera Expected To Leave Today Show

4/5/2011 - Jesse Spano & A.C. Slater Reunite

4/5/2011 - Women Would Shorten Their Lives To Have "The Perfect Body"

4/5/2011 - What Does Super-Smiley Brad Pitt Have In His Pocket?

4/5/2011 - Today In Hilarious Corrections

4/5/2011 - Sarah Silverman's Emotional Make-Out With A Unicorn

4/5/2011 - Ladymags And Men's Magazines Are Not Created Equal

4/5/2011 - Are Teachers And Cops Committing More Sex Crimes?

4/5/2011 - Entrepreneur Seeks "Virtual Dating Assistants" For Busy Online Daters

4/5/2011 - You Are Officially Invited To Celebrate Wills And Kate By Reading This Romance Novel

4/5/2011 - How I Came To Terms With Circumcising My Son

4/5/2011 - Amanda Seyfried & Ryan Phillippe Light Up In The City Of Lights

4/5/2011 - Anna Chapman Drops Gun At Moscow Fashion Week

4/5/2011 - Cats vs. Dogs: Judgment Day Has Arrived

4/5/2011 - Principal Tackles Bully To Break Up Girls' Nasty Brawl

4/5/2011 - Baby Goes on a Roomba Joyride

4/5/2011 - Jill Zarin Has Been Vajazzled

4/5/2011 - Bare-Breasted Ladies Of FEMEN Beat Ukranian Execs With Branches

4/5/2011 - Fire Destroys Costumes From The King's Speech

4/5/2011 - Shocking Treatment For Girl Who Can't Close Her Mouth

4/5/2011 - Parents Hope Plastic Surgery Will End Bullying

4/5/2011 - Candie's Foundation Pays Bristol Palin $260K, Gives Little To Actual Initiatives

4/5/2011 - Ashley Judd Eloquently Details Alcoholic Family, Sexual Abuse & Hope In New Memoir

4/5/2011 - Straight Guy Discovers He Loves Drag

4/5/2011 - Kelly Bensimon Still Sticking To Her Story Of Being Sane

4/5/2011 - Diagnosing Dr. Drew

4/5/2011 - Family Dog Keeps Missing Baby Alive Overnight

4/5/2011 - Woman Attacked Gaugin Because It Was So Totally Gay

4/5/2011 - Cats vs. Dogs Voting Ends Soon

4/5/2011 - Pot Brownies Shut Down Prom

4/5/2011 - Christmas Has Come Early: Ryan Gosling & George Clooney. Together.

4/5/2011 - Plastic Surgery World Record Holder Was Teased As A Kid

4/5/2011 - Lying Around Listening To Music All Day Linked To Depression

4/5/2011 - Gisele Likes To Scream "Fuck" Backstage At Victoria's Secret Shows

4/5/2011 - What Do You Mean You're Not Monogamous?

4/5/2011 - Military Paper: "Will Women Weaken The Infantry?"

4/5/2011 - New 16 & Pregnant Brings The Violence & The Crazy

4/5/2011 - Women And Men Look More Similar Than Ever

4/5/2011 - An Interesting Night At The Celebrity Ball

4/5/2011 - Clever Gay Couples Use Tax Returns To Challenge DOMA

4/5/2011 - Biden Talks Sexual Assault, Issues New University Guidelines

4/5/2011 - Girl Charged In Hijab Hate Crime

4/5/2011 - Premature Births More Likely Near Busy Roads

4/5/2011 - FBI Gets Involved In Madonna's Charity Drama

4/5/2011 - Abandoned Bear Cubs Cuddle With Baby Tiger Pal

4/5/2011 - Glee's Ryan Murphy Ends Insufferable Kings Of Leon Feud

4/4/2011 - Phillip Garrido Expected To Plead Guilty To Rape & Kidnapping Of Jaycee Dugard

4/4/2011 - Long Island Serial Killer Suspected Of Killing 8 Women

4/4/2011 - USC Students Protest Frat Email & Sexist Campus Culture

4/4/2011 - Comment Of The Day: Scientists Hate Modern Music, Think You Need A Haircut

4/4/2011 - Woman Attacks "Evil" Gauguin Painting In National Gallery

4/4/2011 - Dr. Drew Defends His Habit Of Diagnosing Stars He Doesn't Treat

4/4/2011 - Soccer Fans Fly Charlie Sheen Banner

4/4/2011 - Wendy Williams' Dancing Feet Are All Jacked Up

4/4/2011 - On Finding Love In The Fiction Section

4/4/2011 - Marie Claire Recommends Fruit Prints For Spring

4/4/2011 - Christian Men Beg Women Not To Dress Like Sluts

4/4/2011 - Alabama "Personhood" Law Could Ban All Abortions

4/4/2011 - Nuns Vs. Goldman Sachs

4/4/2011 - What Kind Of Person Wants To See Charlie Sheen Live?

4/4/2011 - Iman al-Obeidi Is At Home, Still Under Constant Threat

4/4/2011 - Hollywood Insiders Admit Hollywood Hates Women

4/4/2011 - Mick Foley, A Puppy, And A Good Cause

4/4/2011 - Elizabeth Taylor Was More Than A Woman — She Was A Body

4/4/2011 - Nation Afflicted By Bland Maxipads

4/4/2011 - Reese Witherspoon Is Shocked She Found Another Husband

4/4/2011 - Duke Lacrosse Accuser Charged With Stabbing

4/4/2011 - Cats vs. Dogs: Here Are Your Ferocious Final Four!

4/4/2011 - Can Anyone Help Leonardo With A Change Of Clothes & A Place To Warm Up?

4/4/2011 - The Sexting DA's Romantic Adventures On Match.com

4/4/2011 - Rosie O'Donnell Totes Understands Where Chris Brown Is Coming From

4/4/2011 - Things That Should Not Exist: The Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

4/4/2011 - Gwyneth Paltrow A Bon Appetit Cover Girl?

4/4/2011 - Music Is More Obnoxiously Self-Centered Than Ever

4/4/2011 - The Reunion Of A Dog Lost In Tsunami And Her Owner

4/4/2011 - The pH-Balancing Tampon Scam

4/4/2011 - Chuck Close Photographs Diane von Furstenberg After Ski Accident

4/4/2011 - Your Makeup — Or Lack Thereof — Is Obviously An Indicator Of Your Self-Confidence Levels

4/4/2011 - We're Suckers For Random Celebrity Prom Pictures

4/4/2011 - Cincinnati Welcomes First Baby Giraffe In 26 Years

4/4/2011 - Dov Charney Is In Denial

4/4/2011 - Do You Dream of Landing a Book Deal Based on Your Devastatingly Witty Status Updates?

4/4/2011 - Did Madonna's Charity & The Kabbalah Centre Steal Malawi Funds?

4/4/2011 - Teacher Calls Students "Future Criminals" On Facebook

4/4/2011 - Britney Spears, 29, Is Still A Child Star

4/4/2011 - Is This The Hunger Games Cast?

4/4/2011 - In Upset, Notre Dame Women Beat UConn

4/4/2011 - Red Carpet Is A Little Bit Country, And A Lot Glam

4/4/2011 - Katie Couric Really Is Vacating The Anchor Chair, Says Source (Again)

4/4/2011 - Chicago Cops Accused Of Assaulting Woman

4/4/2011 - GMA Reporter Gets A Taste Of Yale's "Hostile Sexual Environment"

4/4/2011 - 13-Year-Old Kate Middleton Was Cruelly Teased By Mean Girls

4/4/2011 - New Spa Treatment Replicates Experience Of Listening To Music On A Vibrating Bed

4/4/2011 - Girls Prepare To Watch Royal Wedding In "Princess Boot Camp"

4/3/2011 - Boxer Shot By Her Stepfather/Manager Before Fight

4/3/2011 - Hillary Clinton Wins White House Popularity Contest

4/3/2011 - Teacher Silences Girl By Taping Her Mouth Shut

4/3/2011 - Miley Cyrus Totally Didn't Diss Rebecca Black

4/3/2011 - Woman Fights To Keep Injured Therapy Kangaroo

4/3/2011 - Hands-Free Faucets Have More Bacteria

4/3/2011 - Judge How Bad Charlie Sheen's Live Show Was For Yourself

4/3/2011 - Sunday Night Sleepover

4/3/2011 - Entire Country Weighs In On Radio Host's Parenting

4/3/2011 - Ke$ha's Naked Artwork

4/3/2011 - The Snooki-Toni Morrison Beef We've Been Waiting For

4/3/2011 - Have Women Built Up An Immunity To Sexual Harassment?

4/3/2011 - No-Go-Daddy.com

4/3/2011 - Laser Cats, The Musical

4/3/2011 - Movie Theater Popcorn Skirts FDA Calorie Counts

4/3/2011 - How Elizabeth Taylor's Nude Photo Got Released

4/3/2011 - Live Feed Of Baby Eagles Hatching Right. Now.

4/3/2011 - The Three People Behind "White Girl Problems"

4/3/2011 - International Kickers Play Hard

4/3/2011 - The Largest Cancer DNA Study Ever

4/3/2011 - Why isn't Shakespeare cosplay more popular?

4/3/2011 - Giant Artsy Teddy Bear Is NYC's Latest Landmark

4/3/2011 - Willow Flies With The Greatest Of Ease

4/3/2011 - Massive Penguin Rescue Operation Underway After Oil Spill

4/3/2011 - Test Tube Cows Produce 'Human-Like Milk'

4/3/2011 - Ladies with Two Vaginas, No Vagina on TLC Reality Show

4/3/2011 - Teen Girl Fined For Ill-Conceived April Fool's Prank

4/3/2011 - Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage At His Live Show Debut

4/2/2011 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

4/2/2011 - Saturday Night Social

4/2/2011 - Kim Cattrall Will Not Be Answering Any Questions About Bikini Waxes, Thank You Very Much

4/2/2011 - Who Says There Has To Be An “Ugly Sister”?

4/2/2011 - Australian Footballers Have A Deeply Spiritual Experience

4/2/2011 - Hugh Hefner Pretty Sure He Doesn’t Need A Prenup This Time

4/2/2011 - Brooklyn Art Teacher Fired After Threatening To Go On "Columbine-like" Rampage

4/2/2011 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

4/2/2011 - Ryan Reynolds Promises To Be On His Best Behavior Around Sandra Bullock From Now On

4/2/2011 - Real Madrid Bans Shakira Song 'Cause They Don’t Like Her Boyfriend

4/2/2011 - Justin Bieber Harnesses The Power Of Teen Girl Sexuality

4/2/2011 - Amy Adams Is Wayyy Too Old To Play Lois Lane

4/2/2011 - Now Your Dog Can Get Excited About The Royal Wedding Too!

4/2/2011 - Jennifer Egan Tells Young Writers To Ignore “Best Of” Lists

4/2/2011 - Everyone In Australia Granted Unlimited Access To Vintage Hats

4/2/2011 - Pharmacies In Wales Now Offering Free Morning-After Pill

4/2/2011 - Jimmy Fallon And Stephen Colbert Actually Make Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Sound Kind Of Good

4/2/2011 - Britain Has More Single Moms Than Any Other European Country

4/2/2011 - Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller Finalize Custody Agreement

4/1/2011 - April 1 Week In Review

4/1/2011 - Live The TMZ Experience, If You Dare

4/1/2011 - It's April Fool's Day For Celebs On Twitter

4/1/2011 - Prince William Admits He's Got The Pre-Wedding Jitters

4/1/2011 - Why the Washing Machine Pushed Humanity Forward

4/1/2011 - This Sexagenarian Finds Her Contemporaries' Sex Lives Mortifying

4/1/2011 - Over A Quarter Of Women Have Children With More Than One Man

4/1/2011 - The Night Belongs To Susan Boyle

4/1/2011 - Another Stupid Tool To Help Men Track Women's Periods

4/1/2011 - Getting The Hell Out Of Dodge

4/1/2011 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

4/1/2011 - Michigan Says Scantily Clad Women Cannot Advertise Scantily Clad Women

4/1/2011 - 2012's Women To Watch

4/1/2011 - The Teacher Dress Code

4/1/2011 - My Daughter's Sudden Entry Into The Horsey Set

4/1/2011 - I Hate The Planet Venus

4/1/2011 - Model Defends Her Tale Of The Terry Richardson "Perv" Chat

4/1/2011 - The Wikileaks Knockoff That Has the Porn Industry Terrified

4/1/2011 - Cats vs. Dogs: The Top Seeds Have Left The Building

4/1/2011 - Is Playboy Retro-Fab Or Retro-Sleaze?

4/1/2011 - My Plan For Liberating Muslim Women

4/1/2011 - We Live In A World In Which Snooki Outearns Toni Morrison

4/1/2011 - The Most Diabolical Pranks of the Year

4/1/2011 - Julian Assange's Dance Footage And The Rite Of Public Humiliation

4/1/2011 - Rebecca Black's First Film: Sunday Comes Afterwards

4/1/2011 - The Time I Almost Got Pregnant By A Guy Who Pooped Crystals

4/1/2011 - Chilling Punishment For A 14-Year-Old "Adulteress"

4/1/2011 - The Damaging Expectation Of Higher Male Desire

4/1/2011 - Hangover 2 Trailer Indicates Forthcoming Crap

4/1/2011 - The Shocking Stupidity Of Women Who Hate Men

4/1/2011 - Kabbalah Distances Itself From Madonna

4/1/2011 - Meet "Manopause."

4/1/2011 - Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Daughter Explains The Science Of Texting

4/1/2011 - American Apparel Is Even Closer To Going Bankrupt

4/1/2011 - It's Really Too Bad that the Umbrella Vibrator Is Not Real (Yet)

4/1/2011 - Blake Lively Transformed Into A Saloon Madam

4/1/2011 - Introducing Jezebel's New Columnist, Marjorie St. John-Blythe

4/1/2011 - Who Killed Rosie Larsen?

4/1/2011 - Teacher Photographs Girl's Hairstyle, Mocks Her On Facebook

4/1/2011 - George W. Bush: Stay In Afghanistan For Women's Sake

4/1/2011 - F.D.A.: Not Enough Evidence To Issue Warnings On Food Dyes

4/1/2011 - Masturbate Your Way Through Restless Leg Syndrome

4/1/2011 - Even Gwyneth Paltrow's Distant Ancestors Were Exceptional

4/1/2011 - Ann Taylor's "Twist Neck, No Arm Tee"