Sitemap: 2010 July | Jezebel

7/31/2010 - Wedding Belle

7/31/2010 - Movie Night: Grease Is The Word

7/31/2010 - Saturday Night Social

7/31/2010 - Counterpoint: Kanye's Twitter Feed Is The Best

7/31/2010 - Everyone In Rhinebeck Comes Out For Chelsea's Big Day

7/31/2010 - Michigan Coffee Shops Increase Sales With Lingerie-Clad Baristas

7/31/2010 - Spider-Man Tries To Start A Fight With Karl Lagerfeld

7/31/2010 - How Has Television Influenced Your Behavior?

7/31/2010 - This Outfit Brought To You By _______

7/31/2010 - Lady Gaga Reinvents Herself Yet Again On The Cover Of Vanity Fair

7/31/2010 - Spirit In The Dark

7/31/2010 - When It Comes To Women's Issues, Facebook Still Hasn't Figured Out How To Play Fair

7/31/2010 - Chuck Bass Says Yes To The Chest

7/31/2010 - Saturday Wake-Up Jam: The Saturdays, "Baby"

7/31/2010 - True Blue

7/31/2010 - Beauty 101: Go On And Take It Off

7/31/2010 - "Vacations Are For Father, But Mother Makes The Plans"

7/31/2010 - The Night Before

7/31/2010 - The Wedding Might Be Off For Bristol And Levi

7/30/2010 - JWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of Jail

7/30/2010 - Snooki Arrested For Being Drunk & Disorderly

7/30/2010 - Stick A Fork In Robert Korzeniowski

7/30/2010 - BREAKING: Bill Clinton Is At His Own Daughter's Wedding

7/30/2010 - The Special Language Of Wedding Announcements

7/30/2010 - Jessica Biel Is A Team Player In Germany

7/30/2010 - Classical Music Will Give You An Orgasm, We Swear

7/30/2010 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/30/2010 - Jimmy Fallon Allegedly "Prefers To Take Direction From A Woman"

7/30/2010 - Spielberg And Streisand Might Make It To That Thing This Weekend

7/30/2010 - The World's Classiest Pickup Line

7/30/2010 - American Apparel's Bankruptcy Is Inevitable

7/30/2010 - Kim Kardashian Is Picking Up What You're Putting Down

7/30/2010 - Beauty Conscious Car Moisturizes Your Skin While You Drive

7/30/2010 - Reader Roundup: Are You There God-Fearing Americans? It's Me, Sarah

7/30/2010 - The Stigma Of Being A Housewife

7/30/2010 - Barbie Calendar Ruins Your Childhood Memories (Mild, Doll-Related NSFW)

7/30/2010 - We're Emotionally Invested In This New Funny Lady Show

7/30/2010 - Three Fun Facts About The Super-Rich

7/30/2010 - Help Judy Blume Cast The Tiger Eyes Movie

7/30/2010 - Dramatic Dress Rules Australian Runway

7/30/2010 - What You Need to Know About Abortions After The First Trimester

7/30/2010 - Jill Biden To Rip Space-Time Continuum On Army Wives

7/30/2010 - Marky Mark Makes Out With His New Love

7/30/2010 - 186-Carat Diamond Is Cursed

7/30/2010 - Summer's Stupidest Driving Hazard: Short Skirts

7/30/2010 - Dress Code: How To Shop Fast Fashion With Your Sanity Intact

7/30/2010 - Hugh Hefner As A Rebel, Without The Sleaze

7/30/2010 - London's New Bike System Makes Us A Little Jealous

7/30/2010 - How To Make Super-Strong Catnip That's Like Kitty Crack

7/30/2010 - Kelly Ripa Opens Pretty Wide

7/30/2010 - Woman Watches As Dell Techs Remotely Download Nude Pics Of Her

7/30/2010 - Noted Twitter Terrorist Kanye West Raps For Twitter Staff

7/30/2010 - An Expert Analysis Of Sarah Palin's New Cover Design

7/30/2010 - Emily Blunt Politely Declines The Photoshop, Thanks

7/30/2010 - A Day At The Races Brings Old-School Elegant Looks

7/30/2010 - Shore's Rumored Cokehead Possibly Identified

7/30/2010 - A Painted Lady With Impressively Pigmented Arm Tattoos

7/30/2010 - Cheeseburger Found In Woman's Gas Tank

7/30/2010 - Pervy Billionaire May Have All The Sex-Trafficking Defense Money Can Buy

7/30/2010 - Jessica Alba Does That Whole "Alluring Frenchwoman" Thing

7/30/2010 - Designer: "Is it harder to make plus-size clothing, period? No."

7/30/2010 - Real Bear Kidnaps Teddy Bear In Adorable Home Invasion

7/30/2010 - Disco Aprons & Pole Dancers In Dubai: Project Runway Returns!

7/30/2010 - Little Princesses Can Stay In Plaza's Pricey Eloise Suite

7/30/2010 - Sherrod To Sue Fearmongering Blogger Who Got Her Fired

7/30/2010 - International Ballerinas Practice, Are Perfect

7/30/2010 - Ellen And Kara Out, J-Lo And Steven Tyler Possibly In At Idol

7/29/2010 - Sarah Palin Is Jealous That Obama Was On The View

7/29/2010 - In That Outfit, Her Madgesty Is Clearly Not A Messy Eater

7/29/2010 - Michael Jackson's Dermatologist Appointed To FDA

7/29/2010 - New Jersey Shore Cast Member Drops The N-Word

7/29/2010 - Is It Friday Yet?

7/29/2010 - Pretzels Tastefully Marketed To Eating-Disordered Demographic

7/29/2010 - Children's Book On Sarah Palin Postponed Indefinitely, Thank God

7/29/2010 - Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

7/29/2010 - Phoebe Prince's Dad Gives Surprising First Interview

7/29/2010 - Social Minefield: How To Behave On A Birthday

7/29/2010 - Paula Creamer Does It With Earmuffs

7/29/2010 - Thank Goodness Chelsea Got Pretty And Found A Man!

7/29/2010 - Reader Roundup: Shit William Shatner Says

7/29/2010 - Creeps Somehow Still Mistaken For Nice Guys

7/29/2010 - Great-Grandma Bites Muggers

7/29/2010 - Rachel Bilson, Celebrity Babysitter

7/29/2010 - It Is Your Legal Right To Wear Low-Hanging Pants

7/29/2010 - CBS Vows To Add Gay Characters To Primetime Lineup

7/29/2010 - The Best Pick-Up Lines We've Ever Heard

7/29/2010 - You Actually Want To Watch This Hummingbird Livestream

7/29/2010 - A Freeze Frame Of The Colombian Runway

7/29/2010 - Narcissistic Men Hate The Women They Can't Dominate

7/29/2010 - James Franco Finally Does What He Does Best

7/29/2010 - Adorable Baby Meerkat Rejected By Horrible Parents

7/29/2010 - Noted Christian Anne Rice Ditches Christianity

7/29/2010 - The 10 Lowest Moments For Women In Politics This Year (So Far)

7/29/2010 - Woman Tries To Save Foreclosed Home With Delicious Cornbread

7/29/2010 - Elena Dementieva's Fantastic Tennis Thighlights

7/29/2010 - Why Won't Chanel Talk About Their Plus-Sizes?

7/29/2010 - DC Seeks To Stop AIDS By Distributing Female Condoms

7/29/2010 - Sexy Russian Spy Puts Celebrity Mugshots To Shame

7/29/2010 - The Difference Between "Healthy Boundaries" And Disposable Relationships

7/29/2010 - Obama Fibs About Knowing Who Snooki Is

7/29/2010 - Brave-Faced Blake Lively Briefly Reconsiders Her Outfit Choice

7/29/2010 - Levi Johnston Possibly Impregnated Ex-Girlfriend With His Potent Seed

7/29/2010 - Essence Editor Defends Hiring A White Woman

7/29/2010 - Heading To A Post-Apocalyptic Orgy? Don't Forget The Condoms!

7/29/2010 - Angelina Continues To Hold Monopoly On Perfection

7/29/2010 - Designers Make It Work At Project Runway Premiere.

7/29/2010 - A Visual Introduction To An Afghan Woman's Mutilation

7/29/2010 - Flip-Flops Cause More Foot Problems Than High Heels

7/29/2010 - First Look: Debbie Gibson Brawls With Tiffany In New Movie

7/29/2010 - OMG SNUB: Obama Wasn't Invited To Chelsea's Wedding

7/29/2010 - Mind-Melding Possible Through The Power Of Love

7/29/2010 - A Summer Leap Into Cockermouth Waters

7/29/2010 - Orlando Spills The Beans About Miranda's Pregnancy

7/28/2010 - Kanye West Finally Joins Twitter

7/28/2010 - Fangirl Matchup Of The Decade: Tina Fey And Meryl Streep In A Comedy

7/28/2010 - Jessica Simpson May Judge American Idol

7/28/2010 - Why Sample-Sale Websites Suck

7/28/2010 - Bollywood Dancers Have Flashy Moves

7/28/2010 - View Knockoff To Provide Celeb Lesbian, Scientologist Perspective

7/28/2010 - Oldest Twitterer Dies At 104

7/28/2010 - Horrible Romance Hero Is Hungry Like The Wolf

7/28/2010 - Nineteen-Ninety-Sex: A Blast From The Plast

7/28/2010 - Decorate Your Luggage With Bound And Gagged Women

7/28/2010 - Birth Control Isn't Exactly A Turn On, Says Study

7/28/2010 - Welcome To The World Of What Not To Wear Fanfic

7/28/2010 - Fox News Commentator Has Some Fucked Up Ideas About Dating

7/28/2010 - Becoming A Woman: When Does That Happen, Anyway?

7/28/2010 - Audrina Applies For Hell's Angels Membership

7/28/2010 - Happy Hump Day!

7/28/2010 - Reader Roundup: Things Get A Little Hairy

7/28/2010 - JWoww's Horrific Bedazzled Clothing On Sale Now!

7/28/2010 - Media Mogul Breaks Company's Hiring Freeze For His Young, Attractive Protegee

7/28/2010 - Die Antwoord And The Politics Of "No Means Yes"

7/28/2010 - Colombian Runway Is Full Of Precious Metals

7/28/2010 - Ass-Clown Blogger Comes Out In Favor Of Girls Gone Wild

7/28/2010 - This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Topless, Heroin-Fueled Photos

7/28/2010 - Sex Poodle Al Gore Is Totally Misplaying This One

7/28/2010 - Bullfighting Ban Approved In Catalonia

7/28/2010 - World Slowly Discovers That Good Parents Are Good Parents, Gay Or Straight

7/28/2010 - And This Is How Tara Reid Gets Out Of A Speeding Ticket

7/28/2010 - Why Would Essence Hire A White Fashion Editor?

7/28/2010 - Michelle Obama Can't Possibly Pull A Carla Bruni

7/28/2010 - Christian Guys on Immodesty, Lust, and the Violence of Women’s Bodies

7/28/2010 - Sex With Very Ill Patients: "Conduct Unbecoming Of A Nurse"

7/28/2010 - Being A Teen Mom Sucks

7/28/2010 - Is Title IX No Longer Necessary?

7/28/2010 - Madonna Photographs Her Material Girl Momsen

7/28/2010 - Teens Fake Kidnapping For YouTube Fame

7/28/2010 - How The Jersey Shore Crew Is Breaking The Reality Economy

7/28/2010 - Russell Brand Airs Out On Set

7/28/2010 - Chelsea's Wearing A White Dress, & Other Wedding Revelations!

7/28/2010 - Californians Take A Stand In Favor Of Barbara Boxer's Hair

7/28/2010 - Anna Wintour Will Have The President Over For Dinner Tonight

7/28/2010 - Hairy Undergarments Give You A Little Extra Something (NSFW?)

7/28/2010 - The Reality Behind Mad Men's Vintage Jantzen Swimsuit Ads

7/28/2010 - Flower Girls In The Forbidden City

7/28/2010 - Stalking Erin Andrews — Or Anyone, Really — Is About To Get A Lot Harder

7/28/2010 - Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

7/28/2010 - Kelly Rowland Makes Even The Most Rote Phone Calls Look Fabulous

7/28/2010 - Aretha And Condi Team Up For Randomly Great Live Performance

7/28/2010 - Jen Ensnares The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

7/28/2010 - Women, Like Many People, Are Confused By Money

7/28/2010 - Hot Hot Heat Continues To Rock Russia

7/28/2010 - Zac Efron Drops A Modest $2000 At Strip Club

7/27/2010 - Eric Roberts Tweets From Celebrity Rehab

7/27/2010 - Placenta Ceremony Triggered Mel Gibson Rant, New Photo Of Oksana's Bruised Face

7/27/2010 - Controversial Photo Suggests Katy Perry & Zooey Deschanel Are Not The Same Person

7/27/2010 - Wedding Obsession Turns Normally Rational Woman Into Crazy Stereotype

7/27/2010 - Brandon And Dylan Reunite For Hallmark Channel Western!

7/27/2010 - In The Running For The Next American Idol

7/27/2010 - Alessandra Ambrosio Is A Whirling, Spinning, Mad Dervish Of Chiffon

7/27/2010 - A Celebrity Tequila Ad Featuring Both Cunnilingus And Cake

7/27/2010 - Agreeable Women More Likely To Become Moms, Study Says

7/27/2010 - Understanding Fat Dogs: "Owners Did Not Act Out Of Malice, But Affection."

7/27/2010 - The World's Most Important Wedding Planner

7/27/2010 - Southwest Bumps 'Petite' Passenger To Make Room For Overweight One

7/27/2010 - When Foursquare Gets Creepy

7/27/2010 - Another Teen Girl Readies To Sail Around The World

7/27/2010 - Reader Roundup: Mad Men Infomercial Ads Subjected To Mad Men-Era Sexism

7/27/2010 - Listen To Gwyneth Paltrow's Acceptable Country Music Debut

7/27/2010 - Christine Quinn Has Thoughts On Sexy Work Wardrobes

7/27/2010 - Polygamist Leader's Rape Conviction Overturned

7/27/2010 - The New Mommy Argument: "You Do Not Have A Right To Child Free Spaces"

7/27/2010 - You Don't Wanna Wait To Watch This "Pacey-Con" Video

7/27/2010 - Chelsea Clinton's Ex-Boyfriends Are Our Business

7/27/2010 - Getting Skinny Is The Second Act Of A Fat Girl's Tragedy

7/27/2010 - Economy Suffers From Jersey Shore-Effect

7/27/2010 - Video Flashback: 1982's Miss Valley Girl Competition Is Totally Tubular

7/27/2010 - Self-Absorbed Columnist Redefines The Art Of Crap Emails

7/27/2010 - When Babies Dream, They Do So Adorably

7/27/2010 - Real Housewives: Teresa's Anniversary Ring Is Fake, Right?

7/27/2010 - A Video Compilation Of Every Cigarette Smoked On Mad Men

7/27/2010 - The Many Talents Of Justin Timberlake

7/27/2010 - Why Crazy Ladies Love Their Cats

7/27/2010 - Ladymag Editor Says The Secretary of State Feels Fat

7/27/2010 - Cranky Vampire Loses His Sparkle

7/27/2010 - These Condom Ads Will Haunt You (NSFW)

7/27/2010 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck Thinks Older Lesbians Just Couldn't Find A Man

7/27/2010 - My Nightmares, Myself — And A Possible Cure

7/27/2010 - Synchronized Swimmers Always Do It With A Smile

7/27/2010 - MTV To Release Highly Necessary Jersey Shore iPhone, Facebook Apps

7/27/2010 - Fertility Hopes Projected Onto Something Decidedly More Low-Tech

7/27/2010 - Bethenny Frankel Explains The Origin Of "Satchels Of Gold"

7/27/2010 - Angelina's Lack Of Glamour Triggers Mag Meltdown

7/27/2010 - Scientists Need Your Help Locating Lost Ladybugs

7/27/2010 - Television's First Lesbian Buddy Cop Show

7/27/2010 - Lauren Conrad Prefers To Constrict Herself In Tightly Wrapped Frocks

7/27/2010 - Las Vegas Named Worst City For Working Moms

7/27/2010 - The Kids Are Dressing Alright At Flipped Premiere

7/27/2010 - Chelsea's Wedding To Feature Luxury Porta Potties

7/27/2010 - The Best Mad Men Infomercial Pitches

7/27/2010 - Daniel Craig To Star In Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

7/27/2010 - New Polanski Victim Says She Was Handcuffed, Drugged, Raped

7/27/2010 - The Future Of German Fashion: Big And Rosy

7/27/2010 - Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants

7/26/2010 - Coco Tweets A "Simple" Photo Of Her Butt Crack

7/26/2010 - Gossip Girl Does Sixties Time Warp

7/26/2010 - Paris Hilton, Oliver Stone Accused Of Being Nazi Sympathizers

7/26/2010 - 10 Inane Kelly Bensimon Quotes

7/26/2010 - The New Sassy? Hardly

7/26/2010 - Biker Bride Bucks Tradition

7/26/2010 - Fashion Advice Doubles As Deprogramming

7/26/2010 - Cameron Diaz's French Connection

7/26/2010 - Regulating Photoshop: A Hazy Proposition, Not A Solution

7/26/2010 - Sex Over 40 Is Dangerous! And You Can Get Chlamydia In Your Eye!

7/26/2010 - Lady Thighlights From A Day At The Races

7/26/2010 - Video: Cat Gives Birth To Puppy

7/26/2010 - Old Ladies Are The New Rebels

7/26/2010 - Matthew McConaughey: Now With Less Bongos, More Shirt

7/26/2010 - 10 Not-Trashy (But Totally Entertaining) Beach Reads

7/26/2010 - Reader Roundup: Justin Bieber's Popularity Still An Unsolved Mystery

7/26/2010 - Joshua Jackson Hosts Highly Anticipated "Pacey-Con 2010"

7/26/2010 - My Sluthood, Myself.

7/26/2010 - Is Anyone In Hollywood Not Gay?

7/26/2010 - Baby Sea Turtles Get New Lease On Life

7/26/2010 - Jessica Biel, Smiley In España

7/26/2010 - Cooking Demo: How To Roast A Celebrity Chef

7/26/2010 - Crap Request From An Ex: Help Me Stay In The Closet

7/26/2010 - High Concept Millinery On New Delhi Runway

7/26/2010 - James Franco's Gross-Out Art Involves Genitalia, Defecation

7/26/2010 - The Taste Of Summer

7/26/2010 - Great Moments In Celebrity Slideshows: Hottest Mugshots

7/26/2010 - Mad Men: Everything Changes

7/26/2010 - French Nuns Hope To Release Chart-Topping Album In November

7/26/2010 - Should Overweight Teens Be Allowed To Get Gastric Bands?

7/26/2010 - John And Emily Enjoy Newly-Wedded Bliss

7/26/2010 - Modern Couples, Separate Beds

7/26/2010 - Educational Meltdown Caused By Lautner's Abs

7/26/2010 - When It Comes To Polygamy, Maybe Women Aren't The Only Losers

7/26/2010 - Costumed Ladies Go A-Clubbing

7/26/2010 - Pigeon Poop Forces Hipster Band To Quit Mid-Show

7/26/2010 - Lady Gaga And The Revenge Of The Sexy Nerds

7/26/2010 - Christina Applegate Shows Off Her Latest Project

7/26/2010 - Housing Department Seeks To Address LBGT Discrimination

7/26/2010 - Photoshop Crackdown Discussed In U.K.

7/26/2010 - 'Sexy-Looking' Obama To Return To The View

7/26/2010 - Will The Kardashians Perform An Intervention?

7/26/2010 - The Jolie-Pitt Clan Loves To Shop Duty-Free

7/26/2010 - Desperate Housewives Fashion At Bridgehampton Polo

7/26/2010 - Anna Chapman Dolls Teach Children To Play Sexy Russian Spy Games

7/26/2010 - Will Oprah And Sarah Ferguson Make TV Magic?

7/26/2010 - Justin Bieber To Guest Star On CSI

7/26/2010 - Christina Hendricks' Body Is A Role Model, According To Official

7/26/2010 - Tizita Bogale Shows Off Her First Place Face

7/26/2010 - Jersey Shore Cast Sick Of 'The Situation'

7/25/2010 - Open Thread: Mad Men Season 4 Premiere

7/25/2010 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

7/25/2010 - Cosmo Has Your Man All Figured Out, Ladies

7/25/2010 - Rock/Walk

7/25/2010 - Plan Offering Anonymity For Accused Rapists Shot Down In The UK

7/25/2010 - Nat 'N' Kat

7/25/2010 - It's High Time George Clooney Settles Down

7/25/2010 - Platinum Blonde Life

7/25/2010 - Your Daily Nature Update

7/25/2010 - BP CEO To Resign This Week

7/25/2010 - Mad Men Open Thread Tonight!

7/25/2010 - From Russia With Love

7/25/2010 - When Being A Product Junkie Becomes A Problem

7/25/2010 - Stand And Deliver

7/25/2010 - Helpful Handbooks: What If Kids Had A Guide To Parents?

7/25/2010 - Mad Men Barbie Contest Ends Today

7/25/2010 - Sunglasses At Night

7/25/2010 - Kate Winslet Has A New Man; Kings Of Leon Attacked By Pigeon Poop; Lindsay Taunted By Fellow Inmates

7/24/2010 - Saturday Night Social

7/24/2010 - So Happy Together

7/24/2010 - The New York Times Has No Love For Snooki

7/24/2010 - Going Green

7/24/2010 - ADHD Recap: Wipeout

7/24/2010 - Runway Ready

7/24/2010 - Crap Email From A Dude: "I Hope You Will Find This Outsider's Perspective To Be Useful"

7/24/2010 - "Girls That Kick Ass"

7/24/2010 - Catching Up With The Quimbys: Reviewing Ramona And Beezus

7/24/2010 - Amanda Bynes Ends Her Month-Long Retirement

7/24/2010 - 15 People Die In Stampede At German Music Festival

7/24/2010 - True Blood Love

7/24/2010 - Welcome To Jane Austen's Fight Club

7/24/2010 - Dressed To Impress

7/24/2010 - The Depressing Predictability Of The Kendall Jenner Bikini Shots

7/24/2010 - Spock, Sans Locks

7/24/2010 - Saturday Morning Wake Up Jam: Kid Sister, "Big N Bad"

7/24/2010 - Purple Haze

7/24/2010 - Casey Affleck Sued For Sexual Harassment; Lindsay Might Be Released This Weekend

7/23/2010 - Paula Abdul Has An Important Announcement To Make

7/23/2010 - Stick A Fork In Daniel Radcliffe

7/23/2010 - Lorenzo and Marc Split; Bieber Plays JD; John Mayer "Done Goofed"

7/23/2010 - Man Chains Son To Bed For Six Years Because He's "Possessed By Genii"

7/23/2010 - Reading For Rainbow Skies

7/23/2010 - Celebrity Stalkers Have A Type

7/23/2010 - Kitten-Marine Update!

7/23/2010 - Most Expensive Beer Comes In Taxidermy Package

7/23/2010 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/23/2010 - Kate Moss Is A Paparazzi-Pro

7/23/2010 - The Return Of I Spit On Your Grave's Rape And Revenge Fantasies

7/23/2010 - Transgender Woman Fights To Keep Husband's Benefits

7/23/2010 - Reader Roundup: Isaiah Mustafa Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

7/23/2010 - Dear Drapers: A Letter To Mad Men's First Family From Their Black Maid

7/23/2010 - New Delhi Runway Reinvents The Gilded Age

7/23/2010 - Salt Is "Flagrantly Preposterous" But Fun

7/23/2010 - Men In Cropped Pants

7/23/2010 - "So Where Did All The Darias Go?"

7/23/2010 - "He Spewed Himself Into Her": Re-Reading The Conqueror

7/23/2010 - Paragliding Donkey Is Going To Survive

7/23/2010 - Summer Heat Gets Watered Down In Minsk Fountain

7/23/2010 - Is British Vogue Afraid Of Lesbians?

7/23/2010 - Pathetic Singles Drive Sales Of Tiny Cookware

7/23/2010 - Dress Code: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Glasses But Were Afraid To Ask

7/23/2010 - The Shape-Up Shoe Style Conundrum

7/23/2010 - Cameron Sports Sparkle Freckles At Knight And Day Premiere

7/23/2010 - An American Woman In Saudi Arabia

7/23/2010 - Jury Decides Consent Is Not Required For Girls Gone Wild

7/23/2010 - Never Mind, Old Spice Is Actually Selling Like Beefcakes

7/23/2010 - Michael Jackson Lives, And Is Stealing People's Gloves

7/23/2010 - Carmelita Jeter Reveals Her Ranking

7/23/2010 - Crazy Homophobes Protest Comic Con, Comic Con Protests Back

7/23/2010 - Warning: Eloping Will Leave You A Sheetless Wretch

7/23/2010 - What To Do If You Spot A Homosexual

7/23/2010 - January Jones Fine Tunes Her Playlist

7/23/2010 - The Best Pick-Up Lines You've Ever Heard

7/23/2010 - Mom's Alcoholism Hurts Daughters Most

7/23/2010 - Kerr And Bloom Wed In Secret

7/23/2010 - Reminder: Mad Men Barbie Contest Ends On Sunday

7/23/2010 - Taking Tea With The Queen

7/23/2010 - Hugh Hefner On His Role In Fighting Segregation

7/23/2010 - New App Lets Drivers Keep Up With Twitter

7/23/2010 - Geek-Chic At Comic-Con

7/23/2010 - Peeping Tom Hides Camera In Chicken Soup Book

7/23/2010 - Shakira Puts The Jezebel Workout To Shame

7/23/2010 - MTV Is The Gayest Network

7/23/2010 - —Jon Hamm

7/23/2010 - The Real Reason Women "Delay" Motherhood: Money

7/23/2010 - Woman Throws Up In Wedding Video

7/23/2010 - Tina Fey's Cardboard Husband

7/23/2010 - Sam And Lindsay Reunite In Prison; "I Want Jew Blood On My Hands," Said Enraged Mel

7/22/2010 - Celeb Geeks Are Doing It Up At Comic-Con

7/22/2010 - Kate Gosselin Takes Her Zoo To The Zoo

7/22/2010 - Oksana Turns Down Money; LiLo Is Crying; Boreanaz Is A Perv

7/22/2010 - Hamburglar Robs McDonald's With Underwear On Her Face

7/22/2010 - Now You Can Eat The Old Spice Guy

7/22/2010 - A Candidate For The Terrible Mother Hall Of Fame

7/22/2010 - When Scandals Were Better Than LiLo And Mel

7/22/2010 - Vogue Just Might Be Culturally Relevant Again

7/22/2010 - Obama Personally Apologizes To Shirley Sherrod

7/22/2010 - It's Not Katie Couric's Fault

7/22/2010 - Serene Greek Priestesses Offer Up Laurels

7/22/2010 - Terrifying Weight-Loss Ad Will Make You Lose Sleep

7/22/2010 - Real Housewives Book Is An Absolute Treasure

7/22/2010 - Reader Roundup: Don Draper Gets SATC-Style Voice Over

7/22/2010 - Malaysian Reality Show Has Contestants Vying For Imam Gig

7/22/2010 - Artist Paints Canvases With Her Own Menstrual Blood

7/22/2010 - The World's Most Complicated Shoulder Pads

7/22/2010 - Even January Jones Thinks That Betty Draper is "Straight-up Crazy"

7/22/2010 - Monstrous Dead Jellyfish Stings 150 People!

7/22/2010 - Online Dating Gets Either More Clever, Or More Lazy

7/22/2010 - Auction To Feature Royal's Jewels, Which Are Very Sparkly, Very Expensive

7/22/2010 - Social Minefield: How To Be A Well-Behaved Drunk

7/22/2010 - Don Draper, Hottest Man Alive, Set to Return to Your Loving Arms

7/22/2010 - The Situation's Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks

7/22/2010 - Can Hollywood Moms Out-Gab The Ladies Of The The View?

7/22/2010 - As If The Palestinian Faux-Jew Rape Case Needed To Get More Complicated

7/22/2010 - Brave Blogger Defends Gwyneth Paltrow

7/22/2010 - Chic White Armani Bikini Looks Great With A Tan

7/22/2010 - Poets, Jazz Fans Are Likely Bragging About Their Sex Lives

7/22/2010 - A Woman's Life Represents India's Feminist Hopes

7/22/2010 - Judge Who Defended Gay Marriage Steps Down

7/22/2010 - Is Mad Men The New SATC?

7/22/2010 - Comic Con Girl Has A Certain Chilling Beauty

7/22/2010 - Cheerleading Is Not A Sport, Because Some Judge Says So

7/22/2010 - Archeologists Discover Sister Site To Stonehenge

7/22/2010 - Zac Efron, Your Hair Defies Both Nature And Logic

7/22/2010 - Mexican Women Jailed For Having Abortions

7/22/2010 - Carol Channing Thinks She's Black

7/22/2010 - Naomi Campbell Nails Down A Date With Justice

7/22/2010 - Riot Grrrl Expert Seeks Your Insights On Music & Feminism

7/22/2010 - Rihanna Masterfully Unites Mickey Mouse With Subtle Phallic Imagery

7/22/2010 - Watch A Bunch Of Dogs Eating Ice Cream

7/22/2010 - Theme Of The Get Low Red Carpet? "To Hell With It, It's Hot."

7/22/2010 - Iker Casillas Is Still Kissing Sara Carbonero

7/22/2010 - Senate Candidate Is "Not Man Enough," But At Least He's Not Wearing Heels

7/22/2010 - Ancient Dildo Found In Sweden

7/22/2010 - Shirley Sherrod Would Like To Have A Word With Obama

7/22/2010 - Michelle Wie Swings Like Whoa

7/22/2010 - Oksana's Secret Texts To Mel Reveal Exciting Extortion Subplot

7/21/2010 - Chris Brown Is Untouchable; Rob Thomas Isn't Talking Shit About Kristen Stewart

7/21/2010 - Paris Seems Happy, Probably Because She's In Portofino

7/21/2010 - Christina Applegate Is Pregnant

7/21/2010 - Maybelline Ad Takes Advantage Of Your Love Of Tom Selleck

7/21/2010 - Equal-Opportunity Thighlights: Serious Athletes Take To The Track

7/21/2010 - Taylor Swift To Release 'Concept Album'

7/21/2010 - Barbers Working Overtime To Sell The Head-Shaving Trend

7/21/2010 - When Getting Older Makes You A Crybaby

7/21/2010 - Congressmen Allegedly Unable To Resist Sexy Blond Sirens

7/21/2010 - Happy Hump Day!

7/21/2010 - A Day Without Any Lohan News: Could It Actually Happen?

7/21/2010 - Jon Hamm To Appear On The Simpsons

7/21/2010 - You Don't Want To Know What's In Your Cosmetics.

7/21/2010 - Woman's Controversial Promotion Is Defended By Her Then-Boss

7/21/2010 - Diane Von Furstenberg, Resident New Yorker, Doesn't Know Where Queens Is

7/21/2010 - Reader Roundup: The Tabloids Teach Us The Meaning Of Sisterly Love

7/21/2010 - The Iron-Fisted Tyranny Of The 'Bikini Body'

7/21/2010 - Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Sex Poodle Of Sexual Assault

7/21/2010 - This Trans Woman Is Different From The Rest, Because She's Hot

7/21/2010 - Renee Zellweger Performs Obligatory Celebrity Starbucks Run

7/21/2010 - The Modern Man Dislikes Cheating, Gossip, And Genital Exams

7/21/2010 - When A Memoir's Post-Book Breakup Breaks Your Heart

7/21/2010 - Date Night In Pakistan

7/21/2010 - This Week In Tabloids: Tom's Daughter Hates Katie, Is Moving In With Nic

7/21/2010 - Drugged Guy Is Obsessed With Meg Ryan After Wisdom Teeth Surgery

7/21/2010 - Well-Meaning Charity Gives Homeless Women...Makeovers.

7/21/2010 - Mila Kunis And Patricia Clarkson Laugh Off The Heat

7/21/2010 - Internerd Casanova Picks Up 300 Women On Facebook

7/21/2010 - Better Late Than Never: Nadal's World Cup Thighlights

7/21/2010 - Men Of The World, I Want To Smell Your Sweat

7/21/2010 - A Guide To Understanding People And Their Fingernails

7/21/2010 - Police Search For Asshole Owner Of Paragliding Donkey

7/21/2010 - Comedian Jon Hamm Takes His Act To Kimmel

7/21/2010 - Lebanese Jewelry Fit For A Flower Girl

7/21/2010 - A Beach Weekend Without Audible Self-Hatred

7/21/2010 - Performance Art With Boobs, Books, And Burlesque

7/21/2010 - Science Insists That Men Care About Celebrity Style

7/21/2010 - Jen Consoles Herself By Wearing Neutrals And A Ring

7/21/2010 - Was Bullying Really Behind Phoebe Prince's Suicide?

7/21/2010 - Justin Timberlake Takes The Stairs With A Smirk

7/21/2010 - Contest: Win A Complete Set Of Mad Men Barbie Dolls!

7/21/2010 - Courtney Love And Kurt Cobain Burned Marc Jacobs' Grunge Pieces

7/21/2010 - Palestinian Man Is Convicted Of Rape After Lying About Being A Jew

7/21/2010 - Much Ado About Rachel Maddow's Smokin' Hotness

7/21/2010 - Girls Toy Is More Pink, More Pricey, Less Fun

7/21/2010 - Marion Cotillard Is Better Than You

7/21/2010 - Quite A View From China's Singing Sand Dunes

7/21/2010 - Red-Carpet Madness At Mad Men Premiere

7/21/2010 - Sticky-Fingered Stewardess Arrested In Paris

7/21/2010 - Amy Winehouse Sucks Her Thumb, Which Is A Comparatively Harmless Habit

7/21/2010 - How A Palin Wedding Boycott Can Help Brevi Achieve True Stardom

7/21/2010 - Right-Wing Fearmongers Get A Black Official Fired

7/21/2010 - Little Taylor Momsen's New Video Features Writhing, Eyeliner

7/21/2010 - Camilla Wears An Enormous Hat, Because That's What She Does

7/21/2010 - Lindsay Gets Herself A Jailhouse Pharmacist

7/21/2010 - This Clip Encapsulates Everything That Is Wrong With America

7/20/2010 - Ice-T Tweets About Getting Arrested This Morning; Lindsay Jokes About Jail

7/20/2010 - The Sex Party Makes Has An Interesting Take On Voter Registration

7/20/2010 - Lindsay Lohan Is In Jail, But Won't Be There For Long

7/20/2010 - Over A Dozen Mr. Show Skits Came True

7/20/2010 - Why People Really Hate Facebook: It's Complicated

7/20/2010 - Lindsay's Send-Off Is A Real Golden Shower

7/20/2010 - How Taylor And Miley Started The Biggest Feud Of Our Time Week

7/20/2010 - Water Jump Makes Steeplechase Look Surprisingly Fun

7/20/2010 - Pet Owners Will Spend Almost Anything To Save Their Best Friends

7/20/2010 - Wifely Duties Have Little Room For ADHD

7/20/2010 - Mothers Boycott Johnny Rockets After Breastfeeding Debacle

7/20/2010 - Housewives: An Endangered Species

7/20/2010 - When Jesus Swims He Looks Like Some Kind Of God

7/20/2010 - Sexy Russian Spy Offered Porn Movie Deal

7/20/2010 - You Will Need To Shower After Watching This Hedonism II Promo

7/20/2010 - Reader Roundup: Anything Is Possible When You Vote Like An Old Spice Man

7/20/2010 - Swimwear Week's Most Brilliant And Unfortunate Styles

7/20/2010 - Michelle Obama Plays Catch But Racks Up Infield Error

7/20/2010 - Meghan McCain's Book Cover Features 'Sexy' Elephant

7/20/2010 - We Watched Jennifer Love Hewitt Prostitute Herself

7/20/2010 - Kate Winslet Confirms Her Commercial Appeal

7/20/2010 - 87-Year-Old Mogul Goes To The Mattresses Over Sexy Girl Band

7/20/2010 - At Some Point, You'll Probably Deserve This Kind Of Cake

7/20/2010 - The Curse Of People's Sexiest Man Alive

7/20/2010 - Scary Italians, Bad Sex, And Other Worthwhile Mistakes

7/20/2010 - Guests Are Fresh-Faced And Wind-Swept At Fashionable After-Party

7/20/2010 - The Bachelorette's Many Great Sexpectations

7/20/2010 - The Best One-Liners From The Women Of Mad Men

7/20/2010 - Marcia Cross's Daughter Is A Cute Curly Sue

7/20/2010 - Playboy's New Porn-Free Website Is Pointless, Awful

7/20/2010 - Danielle Staub Presses Charges Against 'Those Woman'

7/20/2010 - Judiciary Committee Puts Kagan One Step Closer To Supreme Court

7/20/2010 - Old Navy Doesn't Understand The Meaning Of "Sale"

7/20/2010 - How Hipster Gray Hair Became A Vogue-Endorsed Look

7/20/2010 - The Pug That Yells "Batman!"

7/20/2010 - Lesbian Teen Victoriously Settles With School Over Prom Snub

7/20/2010 - Kenyan Runner Celebrates Like She Damn Well Should

7/20/2010 - The Bride Who Claims Chelsea Will Ruin Her Wedding

7/20/2010 - This Is Your Last Glimpse Of Lohan For 3 Months

7/20/2010 - What's Your Nom De Booze?

7/20/2010 - Katie Holmes Has A Smile-Worthy Secret, So It's Probably Unrelated To Scientology

7/20/2010 - Lindsey Graham Loses His Train Of Thought During Kagan Vote

7/20/2010 - Madonna's Complete Dolce Campaign Includes Chickens & A Baby

7/20/2010 - Adorable Singing Kittens Forced To Sell Corporate Sandwiches

7/20/2010 - To Be Young, French, And Backpacking Through Berlin

7/20/2010 - Danielle Staub Pretends To Have Lesbian Commitment Ceremony

7/20/2010 - Finding Humor In Swimsuits & Love Handles

7/20/2010 - HOLY CRAP Watch Lindsay Lohan Go To Jail LIVE AHHH!

7/20/2010 - Very Tight Dresses Premiere On The Salt Red Carpet

7/20/2010 - Jennifer Aniston Dresses Better For A Flight Than We Do For A Date

7/20/2010 - Travel Pasties Supposedly Hide Your Ladybits From Airport Scanners

7/20/2010 - Alas, The Old Spice Guy Didn't Actually Help Old Spice. Here's Why.

7/20/2010 - 100-Year-Old Gynecologist Still Practicing

7/20/2010 - New Maybe-Miracle Gel Protects Women From HIV

7/20/2010 - Malia's Braces Make Her Smile Even Brighter

7/20/2010 - Lindsay Goes To Jail Today — And Her Lawyer Quits

7/19/2010 - Tiger's Alleged Mistress Joins Celebrity Rehab Cast

7/19/2010 - Careless Celebs Risk Barren Wombs!

7/19/2010 - Did Obama Prepare America For The The Old Spice Guy?

7/19/2010 - Don Draper Is Dashingly Disheveled...That Is To Say, He Is Hot

7/19/2010 - The "Hand On Face" Pose: A Retrospective

7/19/2010 - Dear Craigslist Users Attempting To Send Me Missed Connections

7/19/2010 - 7-Year-Old Boy Raps "California Gurls"

7/19/2010 - Study Says Women Peak At 31

7/19/2010 - Cliff Diving On A Much, Much Smaller Scale

7/19/2010 - Crazy Bible-Thumper Leaves Epic Note On Neighbor's Door

7/19/2010 - Reader Roundup: Sarah Palin Isn't the Only One Who Can Invent New Words

7/19/2010 - Warning: Do Not Look At These Dolls If You Are Easily Frightened

7/19/2010 - Bret Easton Ellis Markets Book With Painful Subservient-Woman Game

7/19/2010 - An Analysis Of Crystal Renn's Photoshop Of Horrors

7/19/2010 - "In Sum, I Am Hereby Tendering My Letter Of Resignation From The Relationship"

7/19/2010 - Halle & Nahla Match With Amazing Grays

7/19/2010 - A Pretty Egg Donor Sure Can Help Ensure Your Baby's Beauty

7/19/2010 - Adorable Porcupine Acts Like Adorable Puppy

7/19/2010 - Mel Gibson's Kids Are, Well, Kids

7/19/2010 - Is Hillary Giving The International Stinkeye?

7/19/2010 - Your Complete Guide To Bad Burqa Puns

7/19/2010 - Thatcher's Children Don't Want Her Senility Immortalized In Film

7/19/2010 - Who Should Play The Sexy Russian Spy In The Inevitable Movie?

7/19/2010 - Meet The Adventure Teen, Object Of Ongoing Fascination

7/19/2010 - Whoopi Goldberg Spends Entire Episode of The View Sedated and Drugged Out of Her Mind

7/19/2010 - Jeter's Girl Shows Off Her Fanmail

7/19/2010 - The Curious Case Of Lindsay Lohan's Belly Button

7/19/2010 - What My Sloppy Sweats Say About Female Beauty

7/19/2010 - Dog Trained To Respond To Perverse Trigger Phrase

7/19/2010 - What Will Naomi Campbell Say About Her Blood Diamond?

7/19/2010 - Another Mud Festival, This Time In South Korea

7/19/2010 - True Blood: Will You Be My Vampire Bride?

7/19/2010 - Dora The Explorer's Inception Trailer

7/19/2010 - There Will Be No Water Pipes For Gaza's Women

7/19/2010 - Gaga Puts Baptist Protesters To Well-Deserved Shame

7/19/2010 - Introducing Hello Kitty Monopoly

7/19/2010 - George Clooney Testifies Against Celebrity Clothing Lines

7/19/2010 - Jen Garner & Violet Affleck Are Pink Ladies

7/19/2010 - Hugh Hefner Has Not Become Desensitized To Seeing Women Naked

7/19/2010 - The Bachelorette's Macho Sham

7/19/2010 - Teen Gets Botox For Her Glee Debut

7/19/2010 - Life Ball Fashion Is Weird, Wonderful

7/19/2010 - Prince Harry Cannot Contain His Horsey Joy

7/19/2010 - So, Why Did The Lesbians Watch Gay Male Porn In The Kids Are Alright?

7/19/2010 - Mystery Investor Buys Every Cocoa Bean In Europe

7/19/2010 - Palin Speaks Jibberish To Express Her Xenophobia

7/19/2010 - Musical Ladies Perfect A Miami Soundtrack

7/19/2010 - Katy Perry "Constantly" Bickers With Russell Brand

7/18/2010 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

7/18/2010 - An Open Letter To Leonardo DiCaprio From Sleeping Beauty

7/18/2010 - Rock The Mic

7/18/2010 - Snooki And Crew Go On Strike

7/18/2010 - The Kush: Separating Your Breasts While You Sleep

7/18/2010 - The Other Harry And Ron

7/18/2010 - 108-Year-Old Woman, 38-Year-Old Husband Consider Adoption

7/18/2010 - Sarah Palin Attempts To School Others In "Unnecessary Provocation"

7/18/2010 - Pretty President In Pink

7/18/2010 - "Calling All Chubbies"

7/18/2010 - Forever Blowing Bubbles

7/18/2010 - In Defense Of Taylor Momsen

7/18/2010 - Golden Girl

7/18/2010 - Spain Considers Burqa Ban; 67% Of Brits Would Approve Of Ban In England

7/18/2010 - Russell Can't Believe _________

7/18/2010 - Your Daily Dose Of Cuteness: "Baby Eating Watermelon"

7/18/2010 - Let's Kick It

7/18/2010 - Supermodels Annoyed By Lady Gaga; Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized

7/17/2010 - Saturday Night Social

7/17/2010 - Cheerocracy In Action

7/17/2010 - Men's Health Knows You're Interested, Ladies

7/17/2010 - The Soup Says Goodbye To The Hills

7/17/2010 - Cute As A Button

7/17/2010 - ADHD Recap: D.C. Cupcakes

7/17/2010 - Lady In Red

7/17/2010 - Club Monaco Mannequins: Invisible Heads, Visible Spines

7/17/2010 - Rhapsody In Blue

7/17/2010 - Should Everyone Just Leave Twilight Fans Alone?

7/17/2010 - Advice From The Little Mermaid: Ariel Keeps It Real

7/17/2010 - Ashton's Camera Commercials Just Got A Little Too Real

7/17/2010 - Hello Kitty Continues Her Quest For World Domination By Entering The Sushi Market

7/17/2010 - Take My Hand, We'll Make It I Swear

7/17/2010 - Forget The Dishes, Lady: Your Cartoon Husband Is A Creep

7/17/2010 - Coming Or Going?

7/17/2010 - Lindsay Gets A New Lawyer, But Will Be Going To Jail; Paris Caught With Pot

7/16/2010 - Spencer Pratt Is Now Loading Up On Guns

7/16/2010 - Stick A Fork In Orville Redenbacher

7/16/2010 - Dentist Contradicts Oksana's Story, Says Photo Of Her Beaten Face Was Altered

7/16/2010 - TGIF

7/16/2010 - $4,000 Dresses Inspired By Violent Mexico Town

7/16/2010 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/16/2010 - Obama Family Does The Vacation March

7/16/2010 - James Franco Returns To General Hospital As World's Sexiest Murderer

7/16/2010 - Waitress Sues After Learning Boob Jobs Don't Count Towards Sick Days

7/16/2010 - Joran Van der Sloot Unsurprisingly Linked To Sex Trafficking Ring

7/16/2010 - Michelle Williams & Seth Rogen Get Taken For A Ride

7/16/2010 - I-Dosing Is The Dumbest New Drug You've Never Heard Of

7/16/2010 - Reader Roundup: Your Will Is Not A Facebook Profile (Or Is It?)

7/16/2010 - Gore Accuser's Pants Not Stained With Sex-Poodle Semen

7/16/2010 - Inception Is So Crafty, You Might Need To See It Twice

7/16/2010 - Epic Wedding Veil Floats Down Barcelona Runway

7/16/2010 - Women Who Scored $10,000 Lebron Pendant Is No Longer A Lebron Fan

7/16/2010 - Aaron Sorkin To Direct Movie Based On Edwards Affair

7/16/2010 - Ed Westwick Does His Best Marlon Brando Impression

7/16/2010 - "I've Been Seeing A Pretty 24 Y/O Girl That Has A Master's Degree From Stanford"

7/16/2010 - Girl Raised By Wolf Blitzer Struggles To Re-Enter Society

7/16/2010 - Russian Sunbathing Is A Black And White Issue

7/16/2010 - When Women Went Grocery Shopping In Search Of Adventure

7/16/2010 - Russian Spy Anna Chapman Rules Bizarre Facebook Posse

7/16/2010 - Michelle Obama's Style Gets Read By Beck And O'Reilly

7/16/2010 - Suri Confused By Her New Mother, Jackie Kennedy

7/16/2010 - Mexico City Offers Free Honeymoon To Argentina's First Gay Couple

7/16/2010 - Dress Code: The Quick And Easy Intern Wardrobe

7/16/2010 - Video: Bella & Sookie Dolls Tackle Vampires & Dating Dilemmas

7/16/2010 - A Stylish Beach Hat That You Will Never, Ever Get In Your Suitcase

7/16/2010 - Practical Hierarchy Of Needs Revised To Include Treehouses

7/16/2010 - Justin Bieber Drawn As Ethereal Angel In Comic

7/16/2010 - Crystal Renn On Skinny Pics: "I Don't Look Like That"

7/16/2010 - Your Choices: Foot Pain, Calf Pain, Or Orthopedic Shoes

7/16/2010 - Robert Pattinson Unwinds, Quite Possibly Unzips

7/16/2010 - The Mind-Boggling Sexual Humor Of Teenage Boys

7/16/2010 - Fashionista Spam: Alexander McQueen Left Us £7 Million

7/16/2010 - Don't Buy Groceries Unless You Absolutely Positively Have To

7/16/2010 - Christy Turlington Hated The Catwalk

7/16/2010 - Your Average Socialite Garden-Party Headgear

7/16/2010 - Bret Michaels Gets Nostalgic About His Head Injury

7/16/2010 - Caster Semenya Wins Comeback Race

7/16/2010 - Boobage. Glitz. Death Stares. It's The Univision Red Carpet!

7/16/2010 - A Marriage's Expiration Date: 12 Years, Give Or Take

7/16/2010 - Sienna & Jude's Cuddle Fun In The Sun

7/16/2010 - Men Are Grooming-Obsessive Spa Hounds

7/16/2010 - Amanda Knox Receives Copious Amounts Of Fan Mail

7/16/2010 - The Polanski Blame Game Begins!

7/16/2010 - Ukrainian Ladies Aren't In Hot Water

7/16/2010 - Pink Injured During Concert Stunt

7/15/2010 - Kelly Cutrone Inks Deal For Second Book

7/15/2010 - Top Model Hopeful Stalks Australian Runway

7/15/2010 - Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab In Attempt To Avoid Jail

7/15/2010 - One For The Money: Katherine Heigl In Character As Stephanie Plum

7/15/2010 - Teacher Tributes Make For A Feel-Good Facebook Story!

7/15/2010 - Video: Woman Abandons Career To Photograph Cats In Wigs

7/15/2010 - The Story Of Bristol And Levi, As Depicted By Cats

7/15/2010 - Porn-Watching Boyfriend Requests Bigger Breasts

7/15/2010 - Discover "What Courtney Wore Today," The Best Blog Ever Blogged

7/15/2010 - Golden Waves Wow Onlookers At London Shop

7/15/2010 - 5 Ways To Keep Us From Hating Our Shopping Experience

7/15/2010 - Hollywood Has Finished Hiring The The Help

7/15/2010 - Chelsea's Nuptials Is America's Royal Wedding

7/15/2010 - Jessica Simpson's Roman Holiday

7/15/2010 - Pear-Shaped Ladies Destined To Have Crappy Memory

7/15/2010 - Betty White Feels Bad About Her Neck

7/15/2010 - In Belarus, The Best Way To Keep Cool

7/15/2010 - Reader Roundup: The Greatest Disney Film Never Made

7/15/2010 - 15 Questionable Things That Whoopi Defended

7/15/2010 - Vatican Sensibly Declares Ordaining Women As Bad As Pedophilia

7/15/2010 - Roy Rogers' Stuffed Horse Purchased For Way Too Much Money

7/15/2010 - Kate Moss, Anna Wintour, And Shy Fashionistas

7/15/2010 - Angelina Just Can't Do The Flirty Bridesmaid Movie

7/15/2010 - Naomi Watts Bravely Runs Barefoot On NYC Street

7/15/2010 - Crucial Video Teaches You How To Poop At Work

7/15/2010 - Hello, Ladies...the Old Spice Man Is Back and Smelling Fresher Than Ever

7/15/2010 - Foreign Romance: Have You Ever Fallen In Love With A Place?

7/15/2010 - Abortion Rights Take One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

7/15/2010 - Live-Action Tinker Bell Movie To Sprinkle Pixie Dust In Theaters

7/15/2010 - You Too Could Own A Miniature Michael Jackson!

7/15/2010 - Will The Mancession Harm "Macho" Career Women?

7/15/2010 - Cool Map Shows How Much Fun Girls Are Having

7/15/2010 - Meet The Well-Muscled Cast Of 'The Asian Jersey Shore'

7/15/2010 - Our Weird National Girl-Crush On French Women Continues

7/15/2010 - Woman Teaches Friend A Valuable Lesson With False Rape Accusations

7/15/2010 - Serena & Blair Are Definitely Up To Something

7/15/2010 - No Love Child For Landon Donovan

7/15/2010 - Why One Model Makes It Big When Others Don't

7/15/2010 - James Franco & Jon Hamm Are Beat Generation Hotties In Howl

7/15/2010 - Tell Us: Can Love Conquer Wildly Different Religious Beliefs?

7/15/2010 - PETA Gals Creatively Deal With Summer Heat

7/15/2010 - Gym Offers Special Mel Gibson Promotion

7/15/2010 - Isabella Rossellini's Handbags Feature Animals Having Sex

7/15/2010 - Man Steals 68 Carat Diamond By Claiming It's Lost

7/15/2010 - Joan Rivers Offers To Pay For Lindsay Lohan's Rehab

7/15/2010 - Tina Fey Does Schoolgirl Chic

7/15/2010 - Good Sports: Glitz, Glam And Awesome Athletes At ESPYs

7/15/2010 - Lindsay Lohan Poses Topless With SCRAM-Covering Boots

7/15/2010 - Argentina Has Common Sense, Legalizes Gay Marriage

7/15/2010 - Woman Finds $10,000 Diamond Lebron Pendant At Yard Sale

7/15/2010 - Levi's Real Plan Is To Marry Palin Inc.

7/15/2010 - Michelle Obama Exchanges A Knowing Glance

7/15/2010 - Angelina Planning To Mingle With Trekkies

7/14/2010 - Kathy Griffin Is Not Happy About Levi & Bristol

7/14/2010 - Mel Gibson Threatened To Burn House Down After Demanding Sex, Pulled Gun On Oksana

7/14/2010 - More Completely Trashy Guilty Pleasure Reading Classics

7/14/2010 - The Complexities Of Hitting On Your Waiter

7/14/2010 - Barack Obama Wrote Mad Men Fan Mail

7/14/2010 - You Probably Own More Jeans Than You Really Need

7/14/2010 - Relentless Stalking Is Not Romantic

7/14/2010 - Jenny McCarthy Wears Her Apron With Her Aviators

7/14/2010 - Your Birth Control Pills Are Not Yet Free Under Health Care Reform

7/14/2010 - Woman May Die Because Of Her Size MMM Implants

7/14/2010 - Ladies Fall Prey To The Aniston Effect

7/14/2010 - Carla Bruni Outshined By Cameroon's First Lady And Her Amazing Hair

7/14/2010 - Sarah Palin Is The Next Dan Brown

7/14/2010 - Creepy Group Distributes Due Dates Of Allegedly Illegal Pregnant Immigrants

7/14/2010 - Happy Hump Day!

7/14/2010 - Mel Gibson May Be Mentally Ill, But He's Still An Asshole

7/14/2010 - How To Give Interns "Fashion Advice"

7/14/2010 - Reader Roundup: In Which Whoopi Goldberg Is Like A Fine Wine

7/14/2010 - Owen Wilson's Time Warp

7/14/2010 - The Other Place To Have An Abortion

7/14/2010 - Old Spice Guy Proposes To Lucky Lady On Behalf Of Her Boyfriend

7/14/2010 - Great Moments In Cursing On Live Television

7/14/2010 - Legendary Porn Star Defends Bareback Sex And Shaved Vulvas

7/14/2010 - Clueless Chris Brown To Star In Very Violent Short Film

7/14/2010 - First Look: Taylor Momsen As The Face Of Madonna & Lourdes' Fashion Line

7/14/2010 - Gay Players Blamed For Germany's World Cup Loss

7/14/2010 - Is Your I.Q. High Enough to Party With the Jezebel Gang?

7/14/2010 - An Enlightening Tour Of The $6,000 Sex Doll Factory

7/14/2010 - Spencer Pratt Crashes The Hills Red Carpet In Disguise

7/14/2010 - Kelly Cutrone Is So Over Haiti; Hollywood Death Is The Real Crisis

7/14/2010 - The Latest Ambitious Burger Creation

7/14/2010 - The "Classy" Sex Magazine Is Dead

7/14/2010 - M.I.A. & Son Have Good Genes, Bad Jeans

7/14/2010 - Why Girl Scouts Stubbornly Refuse To Sell Cookies In Stores

7/14/2010 - This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's On Suicide Watch

7/14/2010 - Dutch Fans Don't Need No Stinkin' World Cup

7/14/2010 - "NaziSexyMouse" Results In Slight Displeasure

7/14/2010 - Kristin Chenoweth Talks Inappropriately about her Lady Parts to David Letterman

7/14/2010 - Prince Harry & Puppy Will Make Your Mind Explode

7/14/2010 - Whoopi Freaks Out, Goes Off On Bloggers

7/14/2010 - Julia Roberts & Glee's Ryan Murphy Birthing RomCom

7/14/2010 - Ladies Are In On Matisse's Joke

7/14/2010 - Fake Hills Finale Ends With Actual Reality

7/14/2010 - Amy Winehouse Scores Purple Glam Slam

7/14/2010 - Joan Rivers To Star in Reality Show With Daughter Melissa

7/14/2010 - Julianne Moore And Lion Cubs Is The Cutest Thing You Will See Today

7/14/2010 - A Complete Guide To Ranty Mel Gibson Mashups

7/14/2010 - Crystal Renn In Jean Paul Gaultier Ad Campaign

7/14/2010 - Polanski's Fugitive Status Could Still Mess Up His Travel Plans

7/14/2010 - Boobs And Harlequin Costumes On The Red Carpet

7/14/2010 - Drunk Babies Sell Chocolates

7/14/2010 - Women-Owned Businesses Were Growing, But What Now?

7/14/2010 - Jewel Performs Karaoke Undercover

7/14/2010 - Bristol and Levi's Engagement Is Sarah's Smartest PR Ploy Ever

7/14/2010 - La Toya Jackson Sports Admirably Insane Outerwear

7/14/2010 - Javier & Penelope Are Now Husband & Wife

7/13/2010 - See Every Adorable O-Face From The World Cup

7/13/2010 - Lindsay Lohan Starts In With Dr. Drew On Twitter

7/13/2010 - Mel Gibson's Crazed Ranting Continues Apace, Oksana's Dentist Has Proof He Hit Her

7/13/2010 - Women's Secret Desire To Wear Bras During Sex

7/13/2010 - Fall Fashion Trends: Big Hair And Pick-Up Sticks

7/13/2010 - 2010 Is The Summer Of The Mullet

7/13/2010 - A Bikini-Clad Appreciation Of Spanish Heroes

7/13/2010 - Strawberry Shortcake Dresses Her Age. Kind Of.

7/13/2010 - Sarah Palin Makes Bill O'Reilly Look Sane

7/13/2010 - Blast From The Past: Madonna In Her Prime

7/13/2010 - We Get By With A Little Help From Our Friends

7/13/2010 - The Secret Is Now The Power

7/13/2010 - French Assembly Passes 'Burqa Ban'

7/13/2010 - It's Like The Hills, But With More Jägermeister

7/13/2010 - New Gossip Girl Cast Member Is Really Really Young

7/13/2010 - Reader Roundup: Helen Mirren & Jon Hamm Inspire Greatness, Poetry

7/13/2010 - Sexual Rejection May Toughen Up Men For Entrepreneurship

7/13/2010 - Depressing Art In Train Stations May Depress Commuters

7/13/2010 - Lindsay Lohan Tongues A Pistol In Machete Poster

7/13/2010 - Vintage Poses: We Want To See Your "Hand On Face!"

7/13/2010 - The Queen Mother Exercises Her Green Thumb

7/13/2010 - 74-Year-Old Bodybuilder: Inspiration Or Genetic Freak?

7/13/2010 - Dear Facebook Couple: I No Longer Want To Be In A Threesome With You

7/13/2010 - Shine A Little Light On Kylie Minogue

7/13/2010 - Brainteaser Break: Optical-Illusion Video Is Mighty Tricky

7/13/2010 - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Can Now Die Two Ways

7/13/2010 - The Mel Gibson/Christian Bale Freakout Mashup

7/13/2010 - — Breaking Dawn Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg On Bella's Birth Scene

7/13/2010 - The Torturous Art Of Buying Jeans

7/13/2010 - The War On Mosquitoes: What Works?

7/13/2010 - Russell Brand & Helen Mirren Are Shocked, Just Shocked

7/13/2010 - Danielle's Weave Gets Ripped Out On Real Housewives

7/13/2010 - Binge-Drinking Teens At Risk For Osteoporosis

7/13/2010 - Vaseline Crowdsources Racism With New Skin-Whitening App

7/13/2010 - R.I.P. Bolero Queen Olga Guillot

7/13/2010 - FLOTUS By The Sea

7/13/2010 - Telling The Weird Kid He Smells Bad On Huge

7/13/2010 - The Myth Of The Traditionalist Latino, Debunked

7/13/2010 - Jon Hamm Is Predictably, Delightfully Hot & Handsome In W

7/13/2010 - Mel Gibson's 12 Most Disgusting Quotes, Presented By Kittens

7/13/2010 - Should The Victim Decide Polanski's Fate?

7/13/2010 - Paul Rudd Arrested For Obscuring Cuteness

7/13/2010 - The Vampire Facelift Fights Wrinkles With Your Own Blood

7/13/2010 - Selfridges Takes Down Tasteless Alexander McQueen Hanging Display

7/13/2010 - A Rediscovery Of Children's Books Of Yore

7/13/2010 - Angelina's Thigh-Tattoo Mystery Solved!

7/13/2010 - Snooki Has Been Vajazzled

7/13/2010 - France Expected To Pass Veil Ban Today

7/13/2010 - Battle Of The A-List Sexyface

7/13/2010 - Your Stressy Perfectionism May Cause Premature Death

7/13/2010 - Italian Graffiti Artist Decks The Halls

7/13/2010 - What The View Got Wrong About Black Women And AIDS

7/13/2010 - Village People Promise To Keep The Y In YMCA

7/13/2010 - Facebook Reunites Mom With Kids Who Hate Her

7/13/2010 - Serena Williams Prepares For Her American Gladiator Audition

7/13/2010 - Taylor Momsen Slams Miley Cyrus, "Pathetic" World

7/12/2010 - Celebs Mourn The Loss Of Harvey Pekar

7/12/2010 - Snooki Tells Meghan McCain She's Anti-Tanning Tax, Thinks Her Dad's "Really Cute"

7/12/2010 - Wait, Weight-Loss Pills Don't Work?

7/12/2010 - Worst Romance Heroes Hall Of Fame: Rapey!

7/12/2010 - High Thigh On The Roman Runway

7/12/2010 - Yoga Is The Opposite Of Gym Class

7/12/2010 - Mice Made Gay By Genetic Modification

7/12/2010 - Girl Scouts Reveal Underwhelming New Logo

7/12/2010 - Martin Amis Has A Dream

7/12/2010 - Woman Gives Birth To Twins — One "White" & One "Black"

7/12/2010 - Australian Gymnast Shows Off Balancing Act

7/12/2010 - Does Being A Woman Matter To Kagan?

7/12/2010 - Heidi Klum & Son Johan: A Show Of Hands

7/12/2010 - Dream Workshops Are The New Book Club

7/12/2010 - Handy Map Demonstrates Where You Can Marry Your Cat But Not Your Girlfriend

7/12/2010 - The Periodic Table Of Swearing

7/12/2010 - Dita Von Teese Pushes Sober Strip-Poker

7/12/2010 - Reader Roundup: WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL THE TEMPERATURE OF OUR FEMINISM IS DECIDEDLY LUKEWARM!!!

7/12/2010 - Girl Go-Karter Chases Her NASCAR Dreams

7/12/2010 - Heather's Teeny Pink Bikini

7/12/2010 - Does This Count As Progress In The Portrayal Of Overweight On TV?

7/12/2010 - Angelina Would "Love" To Play Evil Queen Maleficent

7/12/2010 - Discrimination Against The Bespectacled: Now In 3-D!

7/12/2010 - Bangladesh Wisely Bans Flogging Rape Victims

7/12/2010 - Fashionably Bored At San Fermin

7/12/2010 - The Intense Madness Of Your Pop-Culture Devotion

7/12/2010 - The Expendables Throws Down The Gauntlet

7/12/2010 - Meet The Anonymous "Friends" Of Tabloid Celebs

7/12/2010 - Kissin' Cousins At The Redneck Games

7/12/2010 - Barbara Walters Talks About Her New Cow Heart

7/12/2010 - Finally, You Can Store Keys In A Vagina Bag

7/12/2010 - Sonia Sotomayor To Write Memoir

7/12/2010 - Can We Teach Kids To Be More Creative?

7/12/2010 - What I Wear Is None of Your Business

7/12/2010 - True Blood Heals Heartbreak With A Hot Hunk O' Werewolf

7/12/2010 - Fantastic Fast-Food Mascot Dances To Bieber And Ke$ha

7/12/2010 - World Cup Thighlights: In Celebration Of Pure Spanish Man-Love

7/12/2010 - Pics Of Wussy-Looking Christ At Lesbian Orgy Are Strangely Controversial!

7/12/2010 - Lil Kim Sucks

7/12/2010 - Fortune Tellers Subjected To Non-Mystical Background Check

7/12/2010 - Sarah Palin's 2012 Shopping List

7/12/2010 - Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, And Jennifer Aniston Are September Cover Gals

7/12/2010 - Cat Reported To Police For Underwear Theft

7/12/2010 - Dina Lohan's First Denial-riffic Interview Since Lindsay's Sentencing

7/12/2010 - $700 Leather T-Shirt Guarantees Stylish Discomfort

7/12/2010 - Jersey Shore Red Carpet Fashion: Wit, Wisdom, Abs

7/12/2010 - Italian Girls With Curious Vesuvius Hair

7/12/2010 - LPGA Star Wins Over $500K, Plans To Purchase Exorbitant Bag

7/12/2010 - Hollywood: Mel Gibson Can Beat All The Women He Wants

7/12/2010 - Daniel Craig Photobombs Taylor Swift

7/12/2010 - Roman Polanski Runs Free Once Again

7/12/2010 - Adorable Spanish Goalie Gives Most Romantic Interview Ever

7/12/2010 - Little Girl Stuffs The Ballot Box

7/12/2010 - Angelina On Shiloh: "Children Should Be Allowed To Express Themselves"

7/11/2010 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

7/11/2010 - Two Bombs Explode In Uganda During World Cup Festivities

7/11/2010 - The Other Side Of The Story

7/11/2010 - Which Vintage Ad Is The Most Offensive Of Them All?

7/11/2010 - "This Is Totally Going On Facebook."

7/11/2010 - Is It Ever Okay To Lie To Your Loved Ones?

7/11/2010 - ¡Viva España!

7/11/2010 - ADHD Recap: You're Cut Off

7/11/2010 - People Stop And Stare At Me, We Just Walk On By

7/11/2010 - Marathon Swimmer Diana Nyad Chases Her Extreme Dream

7/11/2010 - True Blood Blue

7/11/2010 - World Cup Final Open Thread

7/11/2010 - Technical Difficulties

7/11/2010 - She Wears Short-Shorts

7/11/2010 - "How To Trick People Into Thinking You're Good-Looking"

7/11/2010 - The Happy Couple

7/11/2010 - Lindsay Goes "Doctor Shopping"; Martin Lawrence Marries; John And Emily Marry In Italy

7/10/2010 - Saturday Night Social

7/10/2010 - Red Brown Carpet Ready

7/10/2010 - Kate Nash: "Yes, I'm A Feminist"

7/10/2010 - Your Freud-Loving Professor Would Have A Field Day With The Boob Tube

7/10/2010 - A Close Shave

7/10/2010 - And Now It's Time To Meet Lindsay Lohan's New Lawyer (Updated)

7/10/2010 - Go Ahead And Jump

7/10/2010 - 5 Things You Probably Shouldn't Wear To The Office This Summer

7/10/2010 - Go, Speed Racer, Go

7/10/2010 - Samantha Ronson Defends Lindsay Lohan Against Joan Rivers On Twitter

7/10/2010 - I'll Walk Run With You In The Sunshine

7/10/2010 - Opinion: Angelina Jolie's Inner Thigh Tattoo Is The Most Important Mystery Of Our Time

7/10/2010 - Pink It And Shrink It

7/10/2010 - Dream Discussion Groups: Bring Your Own Subconscious

7/10/2010 - Lady In Red

7/10/2010 - Saturday Morning Flashback: Milky, The Marvelous Milking Cow

7/10/2010 - Another Casual Friday For Lady Gaga

7/10/2010 - Several Celebrities Expected To Marry Today; Angelina And Brad Expose Their Kids To All Religions

7/9/2010 - You Don't Want To Be On Ice-T's Bad Side

7/9/2010 - Milla Jovovich's Fashion Week Style & Smile

7/9/2010 - Stick A Fork In John Tesh

7/9/2010 - Audio Released Of Mel Gibson's Abusive, Racist Rant

7/9/2010 - The Hidden, Mysterious Kisses In Vintage Comics

7/9/2010 - World Cup Thighlights: And Then There Were Two

7/9/2010 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/9/2010 - Yet Another Reason Parents Are Miserable

7/9/2010 - TGIF

7/9/2010 - Big Cats Mimic Monkeys

7/9/2010 - Tilda Swinton: Small Budgets And Big Ambitions

7/9/2010 - Czech Political Figures Pose For Sexy Calendar

7/9/2010 - Angry Kentuckians Go After Ashley Judd's Breasts

7/9/2010 - Meredith Vieira Tries Sporting Gaga's Cigarette Glasses

7/9/2010 - Reader Roundup: Learn The Truth About Cats. And Lindsay Lohan.

7/9/2010 - What Ginsburg Actually Said About Abortion Rights

7/9/2010 - Anthropologie's Misty Water-Colored Memories

7/9/2010 - The Kids Are All Right Is One Of The Year's Best Films

7/9/2010 - Halle Berry's Baby Is Pretty In Pink

7/9/2010 - Make Your iPad Look Like A 3D Maxi Pad

7/9/2010 - Why Can't Straight Guys Love Each Other?

7/9/2010 - Self-Help In The 1960s

7/9/2010 - Honor Killings Happening Closer To Home

7/9/2010 - Woman Drives Off With Tow Truck Still Attached

7/9/2010 - Berlin Fashion Week Gets Hot Under The Gargantuan Collar

7/9/2010 - Is The South Really So Bigoted?

7/9/2010 - World Cup Showdown: Psychic Parakeet Vs. Octopus Oracle

7/9/2010 - Leighton Sports The Tutti Frutti Look

7/9/2010 - Dress Code: The Language Of Sales Associates

7/9/2010 - Cat Rejects Turtle's Offer Of Friendship

7/9/2010 - An Evening Of Sex, Wine, And Balloon Animals

7/9/2010 - Today Show Changes Its Position, Will Allow Gay Wedding Contestants

7/9/2010 - Gaga Plays John Lennon's Famous White Piano

7/9/2010 - Women Push For Equal Potty Rights

7/9/2010 - See Kristen Stewart Portray A Teen Stripper

7/9/2010 - Past Fashion Reminder: Super Fan Submissions Due By The End Of Today!

7/9/2010 - Drew Barrymore Is Fucking Exhausted

7/9/2010 - Toddler Weathers Cruel Summer In The Capitol

7/9/2010 - Stuffed Animals For The Violent Sociopath In You

7/9/2010 - One Woman's Child Pornography Is Her Father's Idea Of Art

7/9/2010 - Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman To Sue Ex-Hubby

7/9/2010 - Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Talk Cooking, This Time In August Vogue

7/9/2010 - Salma & Valentina Take Tea For Two

7/9/2010 - One-Armed, One-Legged Monkey Is Devoted To Man Who Saved Its Life

7/9/2010 - Watch 67 Sensitive Men Shed Hollywood Tears

7/9/2010 - Wine Vending Machines Come To P.A. Grocery Stores

7/9/2010 - Ellen Page Looked Awesome At Inception Red Carpet (Other People Look Fine Too)

7/9/2010 - Johnny Weir Takes A Break From Skating

7/9/2010 - Ellen Page: Elegant In The Spotlight

7/9/2010 - Charming Facebook Fat-Bashers Maybe Practicing Hate Speech

7/9/2010 - Iranian Mom Won't Be Stoned To Death, But Isn't Safe Yet

7/9/2010 - Read Lindsay Lohan's Impressive Courthouse Notes

7/9/2010 - How To Make A Game Of Your Impending Breakup

7/9/2010 - Anne Frank's Story Published As Graphic Novel

7/9/2010 - A Costume Best Saved For Mardi Gras

7/9/2010 - Lindsay's Old Lawyer Quits; Her New Lawyer Is Like, Really New

7/8/2010 - Jersey Shore & NJ Real Housewives Finally Cross Paths

7/8/2010 - Jaleel "Urkel" White Investigated For Domestic Violence

7/8/2010 - The Headline Of This Courtney Love Item Says It All

7/8/2010 - A Day At The Races

7/8/2010 - Levi's Sister Blogs About Four-Wheeling And Bristol

7/8/2010 - I Want You To Look At My Tits, Because They're Fabulous

7/8/2010 - Michelle Obama Owns The Podium

7/8/2010 - Female Penguin Kidnapped By "Gang Of Men"

7/8/2010 - Everyone In Old Hollywood Was On Acid

7/8/2010 - Rachel Maddow's Blonde Yearbook Picture

7/8/2010 - Gillian Chung: Total Babe

7/8/2010 - Federal Judge Rules Part Of Defense Of Marriage Act Unconstitutional

7/8/2010 - The Best And Worst Of Paris Couture Week

7/8/2010 - Naked Man Enjoys A Cigarette & Gets On Sex Offender Registry

7/8/2010 - Kelly: Not-So-Mellow Yellow

7/8/2010 - My Nine Years Of Orthodontic Torture

7/8/2010 - Those Gosselin Kids Are ThisClose To Ditching Mom

7/8/2010 - Clueless Secretary Prompts Hilarious Office Email Thread

7/8/2010 - Reader Roundup: Darling It's Better, Down Where It's Wetter, Take It From Me

7/8/2010 - Sarah Palin Makes An Appeal To (White) Women

7/8/2010 - The Distinct Awkwardness Of Trying To Buy Something

7/8/2010 - This Summer's Must-Have Accessory Is A Certain Type Of Human Being

7/8/2010 - Etiquette: "My Guests Took Back Their Wine."

7/8/2010 - Caster Semenya Gets Back To Work

7/8/2010 - Lohan's Path To Redemption Is Already Being Paved

7/8/2010 - Bikini Season Is Half Over, People

7/8/2010 - Netanyahu Addresses Israel's Ke$ha Situation; Soldiers Ordered To Make Anti-Dancing PSA (Updated)

7/8/2010 - How To Block God, Your Ex, And Anyone Else From Your Browser

7/8/2010 - Horrible Story Alert: Woman Tries To Flush Newborn Down Airplane Toilet

7/8/2010 - Agyness Deyn Is Psyched For The First Day Of Kindergarten

7/8/2010 - The Ultimate Wedding Photographer Nightmare

7/8/2010 - Why Lesbians Might Object To The Kids Are All Right

7/8/2010 - Britons Looking For Bieber More Than Gaga

7/8/2010 - Spain Celebrates Bulls, Balls, And Brawn

7/8/2010 - World Cup-Predicting Octopus Is Right, And German Fans Want Him Dead

7/8/2010 - The 10 Worst Pickup Lines We've Ever Heard

7/8/2010 - Adorable Marines Rescue Adorable Kittens In Afghanistan; Cuddling Ensues

7/8/2010 - Rielle Hunter Wants Her Share of Andrew Young's Book Money

7/8/2010 - The New Pornography: Competitive Eating?

7/8/2010 - Old Spice Guy's Crotch Offering Flusters Hoda Kotb

7/8/2010 - Underwear-Clad Zoe Saldana Coming To A Billboard Near You

7/8/2010 - Chocolate Is Good For Your Pregnancy

7/8/2010 - Claire Danes's So-Called Life Looks Pretty Great

7/8/2010 - Is This What Kids Are Calling Blow Jobs These Days?

7/8/2010 - Betty White Calendar Guarantees 12 Months Of Delight

7/8/2010 - British Style Supremacy Reigns At Net-A-Porter

7/8/2010 - History Lessons With Tilda Swinton And Sally Potter

7/8/2010 - Sexy Politician Sells Sex — And He's A Dude

7/8/2010 - 23-Year-Old Dies While Watching Twilight: Eclipse

7/8/2010 - Your Sex Fantasies Are Perhaps A Result Of Your Dying Ovaries!

7/8/2010 - Poehler, Conan and Lost All Score Emmy Nods

7/8/2010 - Model Management At Berlin Fashion Week

7/8/2010 - Beyoncé Involved In Car Crash

7/7/2010 - Lindsay Lohan Discusses "Inhuman" Sentencing, Nail Design

7/7/2010 - Mel Gibson Admits To Punching Oksana

7/7/2010 - Psst, Mademoiselle Cotillard: There's A Porcupine Eating Your Brains

7/7/2010 - World Cup Thighlights: A Tribute To Our Fallen Heroes

7/7/2010 - The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die

7/7/2010 - Pissed? Take It to China's Frustration-Venting Store

7/7/2010 - The Real People Behind Famous Fictional Characters

7/7/2010 - Paris: 82°; Chuck Bass: Hot

7/7/2010 - Russian Spy Case May Heading To Quick Resoluton

7/7/2010 - Tipper Gore Stands By Her Alleged Sex Poodle

7/7/2010 - Hawaiian Governor Shoots Down Marriage Equality

7/7/2010 - What Really Happens In Women's Restrooms

7/7/2010 - Hot For Spring: Futuristic Face Armor

7/7/2010 - Chanel Couture Serves Up A Bad Nineties Flashback

7/7/2010 - Snooki Is Such A Doll

7/7/2010 - Reader Roundup: Wait, Are We Getting Divorced Or Not?

7/7/2010 - Dakota Fanning Is Not A Kid Anymore, Get Over It

7/7/2010 - A Breakdown Of The Latest Sarkozy Scandal

7/7/2010 - This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's New Man Knocks Her Up, Puts Her On A Diet

7/7/2010 - Mud Queen Hopefuls Before The Coronation

7/7/2010 - If You Had To Date One World Cup Semifinalist...

7/7/2010 - Why Dress Like A Wife When You Can Dress Like A Mistress?

7/7/2010 - Jealous Bitches Start Face-Clawing Catfight!

7/7/2010 - Flashback: Pretty Baby Brooke Shields Is All Shrugs And Smiles

7/7/2010 - Miss A Parent-Teacher Conference And You Might Go To Jail

7/7/2010 - How Undersharing Makes People Hate You

7/7/2010 - Magic Cat Adorably Coaxes Lightning From Carpet

7/7/2010 - Five Years Later, The Face Of The London Bombings Shares Her Story

7/7/2010 - You Are Destined To Get Divorced. It's Science!

7/7/2010 - Hong Kong Fashion Week: Ga-Ga, Oh La La

7/7/2010 - Meet The Original Sex Poodle

7/7/2010 - Being A Fake Girlfriend Has Profitable Potential

7/7/2010 - Is Bravo Casting Reality TV Irresponsibly?

7/7/2010 - Mischa Does Not Appreciate Your Jokes About Her Being Gassy

7/7/2010 - Germany's New First Lady Is Deemed A Tattooed Minx

7/7/2010 - Chelsea Clinton To Be Wed In A Matter Of Weeks

7/7/2010 - Chanel Couture Inspires Witty Celebrity Banter

7/7/2010 - Campus Life Cools Down

7/7/2010 - Russell Takes Forever Explaining How He Proposed

7/7/2010 - Lady Gaga On Her Fashion Secrets

7/7/2010 - Chanel's Front Row: Celebrity Glamour Inundation

7/7/2010 - The Worst Pickup Line You've Ever Heard

7/7/2010 - Models Molting On Paris Runway

7/7/2010 - You Ladies Check Facebook Before You Pee

7/7/2010 - Elle Macpherson Is Really Sorry About Eating Rhino Horn

7/7/2010 - Levi Apologizes To The Palins, But Why?

7/7/2010 - The Queen Of England Leaves Cryptic Message For Future Visitors

7/7/2010 - Admit It: Megan Fox's Wedding Pics Are Pretty Damn Heartwarming

7/6/2010 - Watch Lindsay Lohan Break Down During Her Sentencing

7/6/2010 - Diablo Cody Contemplates The Disney Princess Phenomenon

7/6/2010 - Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To Jail, Rehab

7/6/2010 - Gossip Girl & Kaiser Karl Do The Red Carpet Rhumba

7/6/2010 - The Art Of Seduction, As Demonstrated By Mad Men

7/6/2010 - Fire, Poison, And Red Wine: The Worst Breakups Ever

7/6/2010 - This Pottery Is Either Amazing Or Disturbing

7/6/2010 - Slipper-Clad Australians Attempt to Set A Dancing World Record

7/6/2010 - The Sex Move That Will Blow His Mind!

7/6/2010 - Co-Op Boards Now Interviewing Dogs

7/6/2010 - Swedish Feminists Burn Over $10,000 In Protest

7/6/2010 - See This Film: Winter's Bone

7/6/2010 - Lady Gaga Beats Obama In The Battle Of Facebook Fans

7/6/2010 - A Slimmer Crystal Renn Is Not A Betrayal

7/6/2010 - Hold, Please: Jezebel Tech Has Gone To Hell

7/6/2010 - Queen Elizabeth Is A BlackBerry Addict

7/6/2010 - Is Worrying About Sex A Girl Thing?

7/6/2010 - Eat, Pray, Love Fashion Line: We'd Rather Wear Javier Bardem

7/6/2010 - Today's Interns: Thieving, Scheming, Slutty

7/6/2010 - Israeli Soldiers Dance To Ke$ha, Bring Peace To The Middle East

7/6/2010 - Lucky Loves Ali Larter, But Not Her Thighs

7/6/2010 - Paris Fashion Reinvents The Modern Minotaur

7/6/2010 - Standard Heart Rate Formula Incorrect For Women

7/6/2010 - Hello, Ladies...the Old Spice Man Is Back and Smelling Fresher Than Ever

7/6/2010 - Can An Iranian Woman Be Saved From Death By Stoning?

7/6/2010 - Uterus-Control Issues On Huge

7/6/2010 - 91-Year-Old Widow Lived With Family Corpses

7/6/2010 - Flashback: Diane Keaton's Signature Style

7/6/2010 - You Can Get Married On The Today Show, But Only If You're Hetero

7/6/2010 - Dior Shows Crazy Gardener Couture

7/6/2010 - Queen Elizabeth Honors 9/11 Victims. What Took So Long?

7/6/2010 - Kate The Great

7/6/2010 - Eilat Anschel Has A Girlfriend And It's Not Lindsay Lohan

7/6/2010 - The Daily Show's Female Employees Speak Out

7/6/2010 - The Secret Sisterhood Of Pregnant War-Zone Journalists

7/6/2010 - Pittsburgh Zoo Offers Mullet Discount

7/6/2010 - Clinton Takes A Caffeine Break

7/6/2010 - Super Sexy Russian Spy Set Her Sexy Sights On Sexing William, Harry

7/6/2010 - Hospital Serves As Set For Porn Movie, Cashes In

7/6/2010 - Elle MacPherson Proudly, Stupidly Eats Rhino Horn

7/6/2010 - We Want To Go To There: Gelato University

7/6/2010 - "Author" Kendra Dishes About Meth And Hef

7/6/2010 - Tasty Trends At Hong Kong Fashion Week

7/6/2010 - Check Out Amy's Sweet, Sweet Goodies

7/6/2010 - Arrested Development Action Movie Trailer

7/6/2010 - What The Hell Was Jared Leto Wearing? And Other Questions From The Couture Shows

7/6/2010 - Serena Williams Discusses "Massive Butt" In Harper's Bazaar

7/6/2010 - Crimson Tide

7/6/2010 - Glenn Beck's Lady Special: Founding Mothers Were Ugly

7/6/2010 - Blake Models A Little Something From The Blanche Devereaux Collection

7/6/2010 - Khloe Kardashian Shortened In Swimwear Ad

7/6/2010 - Misbehaving Teens May Have Brain Abnormality — Or They May Be Exhausted

7/6/2010 - Artist Makes Food From Princess Diana's Remains

7/6/2010 - Tea For Two

7/6/2010 - Pregnant Alicia Keys Takes A Tumble

7/5/2010 - From One Gal To Another, I Bid You Adieu

7/5/2010 - Music Break: Oh, Where's Group Think?

7/5/2010 - To Be Fair, I Think Sarah Palin Gives Me A Robust Boner, Too, Sometimes

7/5/2010 - Wow, One Of You Beautiful Babies Sent Me In A Picture Of A Dude's Dick (UPDATE)

7/5/2010 - Crowdsourcing: Is It Okay To Send You A Cellphone Picture Of My Cock?

7/5/2010 - Music Break: Drop Down And Get Your Eagle On, Girls

7/5/2010 - Somebody Has To Say It: These Female Creatures Are Grotesquely Fat

7/5/2010 - Jezebel phone call update: 5. Jezebel text message update: 19:

7/5/2010 - Hey, You: Bring Back The Handjob

7/5/2010 - Crap Email From A Jezebel Chick: "The Place Goes To Shit"

7/5/2010 - Crap Instant Message From A Chick: "If I Ever See You On The Street, You Better Cross"

7/5/2010 - Russian Spy Beauty Liked Sex Toys, Posing For Pictures, Benny Hill

7/5/2010 - This Is Where I Will Tell You Today's Scintillating Gossip About Lindsay Lohan

7/5/2010 - This Is Why Someone Needs To Create A Sundress For Men (NSFW)

7/5/2010 - Greetings, You Pretty Little Readers Of Jezebel Nation

7/4/2010 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

7/4/2010 - But Then I Just Smile

7/4/2010 - Men's Health Is Revealing All Of Your Secrets, Ladies

7/4/2010 - Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey

7/4/2010 - Liz Phair Raps, Confuses In Her New Single, "Bollywood"

7/4/2010 - United Nations Creates "UN Women" To Focus On Women's Issues Around The World

7/4/2010 - Mick And Leo Can't Believe You Just _______

7/4/2010 - Happy Birthday, America!

7/4/2010 - J-Woww's Clothing Line Looks Exactly As You Imagined It Would

7/4/2010 - Take A Bow

7/4/2010 - On Being A Terrible Cook With Good Intentions

7/4/2010 - Good As Gold

7/4/2010 - "Your Guy: The Number One Reason For Midol"

7/4/2010 - Super Fan Shows His Love For Lady Gaga And Beyonce By Getting A Telephone-Inspired Tattoo

7/4/2010 - Come Sail Away

7/4/2010 - Lindsay Has A "New Love Interest"; Dave Chappelle Deemed "Safety Risk" On Plane

7/3/2010 - Saturday Night Social

7/3/2010 - Ilene Woods, Voice Of Disney's Cinderella, Is Dead At 81

7/3/2010 - Birthday Girl

7/3/2010 - The Most Angst-Ridden Teen Films Of All Time

7/3/2010 - Walkin' On Sunshine

7/3/2010 - Crap Email From A Dude: "On The More Sympathetic Side, You Are The Shit And A Taurus"

7/3/2010 - Past Fashion: Super Fan Edition Reminder

7/3/2010 - Britney Has A Slightly Stiff Neck On The Cover Of Cosmopolitan

7/3/2010 - Work It

7/3/2010 - Kal Penn Destroys Joel Stein's "Humor Piece" On Immigration

7/3/2010 - World Cup Open Thread: Spain Vs. Paraguay

7/3/2010 - Summer Will Come Again, I Can Be Happy

7/3/2010 - Obama Administration Creates $25 Million Pregnancy Assistance Fund

7/3/2010 - Spiked Up

7/3/2010 - Ophelia Balls And Other Unusual Baby Names

7/3/2010 - Scissor Sisters

7/3/2010 - "Liberation Can Be Tough On A Woman"

7/3/2010 - The Thrill Of Victory

7/3/2010 - Paris Briefly Detained For Possession In South Africa; Waitress Denies Punching Lindsay

7/2/2010 - 5 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

7/2/2010 - Stick A Flag In It

7/2/2010 - Loving My Body—Kinda, Sorta, Sometimes

7/2/2010 - A Taste Of Independence

7/2/2010 - Can A Beloved Cookbook Be "Veganized"?

7/2/2010 - "Thanks Guys, But I Said I Wear An Extra-Large..."

7/2/2010 - Dress Code: What To Wear To The Reunion

7/2/2010 - Dakota: "Yeah, Yeah, I Know, I'm All Grown Up!"

7/2/2010 - Hooters Girls Compete For The Crown

7/2/2010 - You Could Be Attacked By Aging At Any Moment

7/2/2010 - Did The Clintons Snub The Gores Over Chelsea's Wedding?

7/2/2010 - Vanessa Williams: Hands Off

7/2/2010 - Three Cheers For Dudes Secure Enough To Eat Cupcakes

7/2/2010 - Spotted: Agyness & Tiny Tail-Wagger

7/2/2010 - The Stupidity Of Sexy T-Shirt Slogans

7/2/2010 - Mel Gibson Will Work Again, Say Hollywood Insiders

7/2/2010 - Hat Trick

7/2/2010 - How The Bold And The Beautiful Empowers Women

7/2/2010 - Pink's Pretty Perfect Perpendicular Parking

7/2/2010 - Love Will Tear Us Apart Again Stockings Bring New Meaning To Joy Division

7/2/2010 - Is Porn Bad For Men?

7/2/2010 - Hollywood Hunks From The 1950s

7/2/2010 - Behind The Mask

7/2/2010 - What To Do When You're The Needy Friend

7/2/2010 - Kylie Hears The Call Of The Wild

7/2/2010 - Kids Reenact The American Revolution

7/2/2010 - Bellucci, Dolce, And Gabbana Take Rome

7/2/2010 - Lilo Punched In The Face By Jealous Waitress

7/2/2010 - The Queen Is Not Amused

7/2/2010 - Liza Minnelli Does Sequins For HSN

7/2/2010 - George Clooney Has Something Large Between His Legs

7/2/2010 - Jaycee Dugard Gets $20 Million From California

7/2/2010 - Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

7/2/2010 - Peace Advocate Elise Boulding Dies At 89

7/2/2010 - Fans Wait Breathlessly For Purring Actor

7/2/2010 - Olivia Munn Returns To The Daily Show

7/2/2010 - Amber Rose Totally Nailed Her Audition For The Role Of Rainbow Brite

7/2/2010 - "California Gays" Teach Katy Perry How It's Done

7/2/2010 - Gwyneth's Fitness Muse Hires "Hot," Uncertified Trainers

7/2/2010 - Same-Sex Marriage Bill Approved In Ireland

7/2/2010 - Cat Nap Through The Dog Days

7/2/2010 - Victoria Beckham Is Now A Car Designer

7/1/2010 - Larry King Is Getting A Tattoo And A Motorcycle

7/1/2010 - Tea Party Jesus: The Words Of Conservatives In The Mouth Of Christ

7/1/2010 - Grace Woodward: Quite The Spectacle

7/1/2010 - Mel Gibson Condemned By NAACP & Anti-Defamation League

7/1/2010 - 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time

7/1/2010 - Young People Expect More Money, But It Won't Buy Them Fun

7/1/2010 - Start 'Em Young

7/1/2010 - Everyone Says I Love You: When Did "Love" Become Mandatory?

7/1/2010 - Juliette: Out Of The Clear Blue

7/1/2010 - So Long Queef: "New Names For Sexy Stuff"

7/1/2010 - Study Says: Girls Drink To Forget Problems, Have Fun

7/1/2010 - "The Most Famous Harlot In The Americas" Gets Her Due

7/1/2010 - All Wound Up

7/1/2010 - Wonder Woman In Pants Is Not A Feminist Win

7/1/2010 - Reese's Retro, Ravishing Red

7/1/2010 - Reader Roundup: Mel Gibson Brings Out The Best & The Worst

7/1/2010 - Want To Stop Teen Sexting? Try Teaching Girls Self-Respect

7/1/2010 - Country Music Video Shamelessly Exploits Twilight Craze

7/1/2010 - A Shoe For Every Foot

7/1/2010 - You Decide: Should Single-Sex Dorms Allow Opposite-Sex Staff?

7/1/2010 - Crazy Cat Lady Miley: Two Thumbs Up

7/1/2010 - Parents Defend 12-Year-Old's Bullying, Sue School

7/1/2010 - Need A Boyfriend? There's An App For That

7/1/2010 - Mel Gibson Tape Shows He Is Also A Racist, Abusive Asshole

7/1/2010 - Costume National

7/1/2010 - A Guide To Boob Jobs That Don't Involve Actual Boob Jobs

7/1/2010 - Hi, I'm Cyrus. I'm a Movie

7/1/2010 - Monica Bellucci: Bellissima!

7/1/2010 - Living Goddess Gets Raise

7/1/2010 - Spread 'Em: Your Daily Dose Of World Cup Thighlights

7/1/2010 - Judy Blume's Lacrosse Player Grandson Arrested For Rape

7/1/2010 - Alexis Texas Gets Cheeky For Playboy

7/1/2010 - Overboard: Stockholm-Syndrome Sex And Class Comeuppance

7/1/2010 - Lady Gaga's Delicate, Subtle & Understated Necklace

7/1/2010 - Witness: Chris Brown Used Fake Tears For MJ Tribute

7/1/2010 - Chain-Smoking Baby Down To 1 (Maybe 2) Packs A Day

7/1/2010 - Holding Court

7/1/2010 - Isn't It About Time We Called "Curvy Models" Simply "Models"?

7/1/2010 - Kim Kardashian's Wax Figure Arrives After Scenic Trip Through Uncanny Valley

7/1/2010 - Awful Doc Drugs Pregnant Women To Make Their Babies More Girly

7/1/2010 - Food Porn. Literally!

7/1/2010 - Hemingway In A Headlock

7/1/2010 - Lily Allen's Face: Not Thin Enough For British Elle?

7/1/2010 - L.A.: 76°; Nicole Richie: Warm

7/1/2010 - Naomi Campbell Must Testify About That Blood Diamond, Says Court

7/1/2010 - David Letterman Would Like To Find A Woman With No Opinions

7/1/2010 - How Far Do Women Have To Go? Depends Who You Ask

7/1/2010 - Oh, Canada

7/1/2010 - Jersey Shore Trailer: Sex, Violence, Vaginal Discomfort

7/1/2010 - Liz Hurley Lights Up The Night

7/1/2010 - Simultaneous Orgasms And Other Movie Sex Myths

7/1/2010 - True Love At Last Airbender Premiere

7/1/2010 - Little Julia Stiles Schools Us On Hackers

7/1/2010 - Angelina Is Worth Her Salt

7/1/2010 - Al Gore Sexual Assault Case Reopened

7/1/2010 - Heidi's Son Has A Message For You

7/1/2010 - Behold: The World's First Surfing Mice

7/1/2010 - Sixty-Six Year Old Mom Has Triplets, Enrages Critics

7/1/2010 - Pee-Wee Herman Going On Another Big Adventure

7/1/2010 - It's Always Fashion Week Somewhere

7/1/2010 - Katy Perry Paid For Her Mom's Plastic Surgery