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10/30/2009 - "What's The Best Position For Using A Magic Wand During Sex?"

10/30/2009 - Stick A Fork In It

10/30/2009 - Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free

10/30/2009 - As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes

10/30/2009 - Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween

10/30/2009 - "I Have To Protect My Eyes From The Sparkles"

10/30/2009 - Vaccines, Suits - Potato, Potahto.

10/30/2009 - Swayze's Widow: "I Feel Like He Hasn't Left"

10/30/2009 - "How Well Do You Know Mr. Rogers?"

10/30/2009 - Book Of Common Prayer

10/30/2009 - Badvertising: Get The Same Car The Sparkle Vamp Drives

10/30/2009 - Zeta: Zany, Zelda-esque

10/30/2009 - Hairy Girls Were "Welcomed In The Courts Of Europe"

10/30/2009 - Toddler Undergoes Surgery To Remove Twin • Men Attracted To "Feminine" Faces

10/30/2009 - Hansel & Gretel Update Gives The Witch Her Say

10/30/2009 - Something Wicked This Way Comes

10/30/2009 - Radishes, Mermaids, And Shot-Putters: The Lessons Of Fairy Tales

10/30/2009 - "Toto, I Don't Think We're In Manhattan Anymore!"

10/30/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/30/2009 - Food Racism Isn't What We Thought It Was

10/30/2009 - Blackface: Officially A Trend

10/30/2009 - Brussels Shouts

10/30/2009 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

10/30/2009 - TGIF

10/30/2009 - Run For Your Life!

10/30/2009 - Revenge Of The Candy Police

10/30/2009 - No Word On The 10 Lords-A-Leaping Or The 8 Maids-A-Milking

10/30/2009 - "Then I Said, 'One Hump Or Two?'"

10/30/2009 - J Is For Jennifer, The Vanilla Of Names

10/30/2009 - "Hey Girl, I Think My Car Got Stolen"

10/30/2009 - Victoria Beckham's Workout Sends A Message

10/30/2009 - The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume

10/30/2009 - Former Manson Family Member Linda Kasabian Breaks Her Silence

10/30/2009 - Make Hay While The Sun Shines

10/30/2009 - Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel

10/30/2009 - Shoe Switcheroo

10/30/2009 - The Parent Trap

10/30/2009 - Local News Starts Sweeps Month With Topless Breast Self-Exam

10/30/2009 - Swiss Reject Second Polanski Bail Offer

10/30/2009 - Shutter/Speed

10/30/2009 - Psst! The "Secret" Is Purity!

10/30/2009 - Disco Is Dead?

10/30/2009 - I Was Going To Do A Critical Analysis Of Britney's New Video

10/30/2009 - First, They Came For The Ax Murderers: Censorship Of Kids' Halloween Costumes

10/30/2009 - Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online

10/30/2009 - Our Friends & Neighbors

10/30/2009 - Goodbye Logan!

10/30/2009 - Project Runway: And Then There Were Five

10/30/2009 - Private/Eye

10/30/2009 - WTF Moment On Morning TV

10/30/2009 - Stella's GapKids Line Debuts; Nicole's Navajo-Inspired Footwear

10/30/2009 - DA Will Investigate Balloon Boy Sheriff

10/30/2009 - Tiny Dancer

10/30/2009 - Real Housewives Reunion Part 1: Total Snoozefest

10/30/2009 - A Real Hair-Raiser

10/30/2009 - Mean Girls Make Nation Cry

10/30/2009 - "Celebs, Society Types, And One WTF Performance Artist"

10/30/2009 - "Women Want To Be Viewed As Executives, Not Just Women"

10/30/2009 - Points Of Entry

10/30/2009 - Administration Recommends Political Asylum For Rody Alvarado Peña

10/30/2009 - Playing The Part

10/30/2009 - Laura Dekker Placed Under State Guardianship

10/30/2009 - Should Able-Bodied Actors Play Disabled Characters?

10/30/2009 - "Peace, Love, All These Aspirations… It Wasn't Normal Then… She Is, In Some Ways, A Flower Child Ahead Of Her Time."

10/30/2009 - The Worms Crawl In, The Worms Crawl Out

10/30/2009 - Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go

10/29/2009 - Hailey Glassman On Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend Jon Gosselin

10/29/2009 - Twilight Restaurant To Open (Where Else?) In Forks

10/29/2009 - Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi

10/29/2009 - Seat, Pray, Love

10/29/2009 - Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl

10/29/2009 - Ova Are People, Too

10/29/2009 - The Haunting Of Shirley Jackson

10/29/2009 - Straight Performances

10/29/2009 - Not That You Asked: Some Advice For An Advice Columnist

10/29/2009 - Rock Of Ages

10/29/2009 - Girls At "Weight Extremes" Less Likely To Use Condoms • Obama Considered Clinton For VP

10/29/2009 - Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants

10/29/2009 - Judge Judy: You Can't Exploit People, Even If They're Exploiting Themselves

10/29/2009 - Foul-Weather Friend

10/29/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/29/2009 - Do Today's Fans Take Things Too Far?

10/29/2009 - Some Like It...Odd.

10/29/2009 - Many Splendored Things

10/29/2009 - Five Great Men On Television

10/29/2009 - Northern Exposure

10/29/2009 - Assablanca, Schindler's Fist, & More

10/29/2009 - The Mad Men Dilemma: Admitting Nothing's Perfect

10/29/2009 - Douchebags Unite, You Have Nothing To Lose But Your (Gold) Chains

10/29/2009 - Disposable/Income

10/29/2009 - Will Anti-Fat Hate Crimes Make People Take Sizeism Seriously?

10/29/2009 - I Told You I Was Trouble

10/29/2009 - Is The Anti-Paparazzi Measure Fair?

10/29/2009 - "A Spinster Lady Can Turn Into Something Of A Battleaxe"

10/29/2009 - ANTM: Biracial Is The New Black (Face)

10/29/2009 - Something Borrowed, Something Shoe

10/29/2009 - Stylish Mothers Of The World, Unite

10/29/2009 - "I Think This One Is Couture"

10/29/2009 - Maureen Dowd, Sports, & The Perils Of Slamming Sexism

10/29/2009 - The F Word

10/29/2009 - Liar, Liar: Kids Believe You've Gotta Cheat To Get Ahead

10/29/2009 - The Writing On The Wall

10/29/2009 - Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems

10/29/2009 - Don't Lean On Me, Man, Cuz You Can't Afford The Ticket

10/29/2009 - Underage Stars: Is There A Sexual Double Standard? Hell Yeah!

10/29/2009 - "Perceived Negatively When You Share Your Success With Others?" That's Bingo!

10/29/2009 - What's Worse Than A Facelift? A Facelift "Redo"!

10/29/2009 - Lost And Found

10/29/2009 - Four Myths About Vegetarian Cooking, As Seen On Top Chef (Plus Recipes!)

10/29/2009 - Purple Haze All In My Brain

10/29/2009 - Posh Spice Wants Shoes; Top Chef Spurns Cavalli

10/29/2009 - Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!

10/29/2009 - Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes

10/29/2009 - The Queen's English

10/29/2009 - Levi Not Joking About Showing His Johnston In Playgirl

10/29/2009 - Cute As A Button

10/29/2009 - If Looks Could...

10/29/2009 - Healthy Style Child Gala Has Its Priorities Straight

10/29/2009 - Start 'Em Young

10/29/2009 - You Can Observe A Lot By Watching

10/29/2009 - Mainstream Coverage Of White House Vs. Fox News Not So Fair Or Balanced

10/29/2009 - T 'N T: Explosive!

10/29/2009 - Halloween Wedding Too Ghoulish For Sleepy Hollow Church

10/29/2009 - Why Did No One Stop The Richmond Gang Rape?

10/29/2009 - Size Matters

10/29/2009 - The Giving Tree

10/29/2009 - Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death

10/28/2009 - NYT Magazine: How Can A Marriage Be Equal When One Of You Is President?

10/28/2009 - I Scream, You Scream

10/28/2009 - Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen

10/28/2009 - Speckle & Hyde

10/28/2009 - Adrianne Curry Expresses Her Views On Health Care, Abortion

10/28/2009 - I'm Your Biggest Fan, I'll Follow You Until You Love Me… Papa, Paparazzi

10/28/2009 - Report: Television Violence Against Women On The Rise

10/28/2009 - A Good Question

10/28/2009 - Kate Gosselin Tells Ellen The Show Has Been "Taken From Us Too Soon"

10/28/2009 - Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee

10/28/2009 - Sally Draper's Cocktail Recipes

10/28/2009 - Five Arrested In Homecoming Assault; Sarah Palin Slams Levi, CBS

10/28/2009 - Study: Teen Parents Less Stereotypical Than You Think

10/28/2009 - A Movable Beast

10/28/2009 - Butterfaces And "Size Zero Girls:" The Morality Of Female Attractiveness

10/28/2009 - Tutu Cute!

10/28/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/28/2009 - A Totally Arbitrary List Of The Best Horror Movies Ever

10/28/2009 - Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.

10/28/2009 - Patience Patients Is A Virtue

10/28/2009 - White (Wo)Man's Burden: Madonna, Malawi, & Celebrity Activism

10/28/2009 - Happy Hump Day!

10/28/2009 - Little Big Man: The Return Of The Tiny Mad Men Dandy

10/28/2009 - Sarah McLachlan Fans Rejoice: Lilith Fair Returns

10/28/2009 - Do Men Just Suck At Folding Laundry?

10/28/2009 - She Got Served

10/28/2009 - The Wendy Williams Show: Embarrassing Production Notes

10/28/2009 - Inside The Paint

10/28/2009 - This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs

10/28/2009 - Vile Vidal

10/28/2009 - A Rose By Any Other Name Might Make You Angry

10/28/2009 - All Hands On Deck

10/28/2009 - An Open Appeal To The Jolie-Pitt Hair Police

10/28/2009 - Global/Affairs

10/28/2009 - Abstinence-Only Ed Doesn't Work; Doesn't Belong In Healthcare Bill

10/28/2009 - Margaret Atwood, In 140 Characters

10/28/2009 - Muffin Tops: Mormon Fetish Industry Goes Cheese/Cake

10/28/2009 - 2010: A Face Odyssey

10/28/2009 - The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu

10/28/2009 - Curbside Checkout

10/28/2009 - "Gookie! Guckie! Gooo-Chiii!": James Franco Freaks Out In The Soundbooth

10/28/2009 - Think Pink

10/28/2009 - The Female Blogger Deficit: Are We Too Nice, Or Not Nice Enough?

10/28/2009 - Bombs/Away

10/28/2009 - Critics Agree: This Is It Is "A Great Adventure"

10/28/2009 - Cinderella Story

10/28/2009 - Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today

10/28/2009 - Dark Days

10/28/2009 - Memphis Belle: Aspiring "Kid Reporter" Wants Ann Curry's Cushy Job

10/28/2009 - Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

10/28/2009 - ANTM Models In Oh-So-Trendy Blackface Shoot

10/28/2009 - The Old Small & Chain

10/28/2009 - Sarah Palin: Secret Pastry Agent?

10/28/2009 - This Is It! Michael Jackson Movie Mania Goes Global

10/28/2009 - Season's Greetings: Michelle Obama Gets December Glamour Cover

10/28/2009 - Going Ballistic

10/28/2009 - In Gender Gap Index, Iceland: 1, United States: 31

10/28/2009 - On The Ball

10/28/2009 - Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts

10/28/2009 - Boys Beware: Grandmas Hazardous To Grandsons' Health

10/28/2009 - Poll Position

10/28/2009 - Seeing Stars

10/28/2009 - Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname

10/27/2009 - Sneak Peek At Bridezillas Finale

10/27/2009 - Alcohol & Old Lace

10/27/2009 - Levi Johnston Tweets About His "Wang"

10/27/2009 - Excess Baggage

10/27/2009 - Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?

10/27/2009 - The Jersey Ploys

10/27/2009 - Essay In Praise Of Right-Wing Women Insulting To Right-Wing Women

10/27/2009 - The Challenges Facing Single Moms, In Cartoon Form

10/27/2009 - The Villain Wore An Affliction T-Shirt

10/27/2009 - Upwardly Noble

10/27/2009 - Does Letting Fat People Dance Encourage Obesity?

10/27/2009 - The Play's The Thing

10/27/2009 - Tresses, Travel & Trust: Being The First Lady's Aide

10/27/2009 - And, Yes, She Did Call Him!

10/27/2009 - Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers

10/27/2009 - Sign Of The Times

10/27/2009 - How Hugh Hefner Changed The World

10/27/2009 - Ms. Cox Is Looking For Her _____

10/27/2009 - Sawyer Makes Personal Political With Shriver, McCain

10/27/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/27/2009 - Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn

10/27/2009 - Fit For A Queen

10/27/2009 - Do You Suffer From Restless Vagina Syndrome?

10/27/2009 - That Old Black Grey Magic

10/27/2009 - Attack Of The Fine Lines And Wrinkles

10/27/2009 - Laundry Fetishists Rejoice: Tide Has "What You Want"

10/27/2009 - Weekly Standard Writer: Fey Mocked Palin Because Liz Lemon Is Unhappy

10/27/2009 - Cloudy With A Chance Of Powers

10/27/2009 - Edward Norton On His Behind-The-Scenes Obama Documentary

10/27/2009 - Disapproving Rabbit Disapproves

10/27/2009 - 10 Questions With Kate Gosselin

10/27/2009 - I Failed The Judy Blume Quiz

10/27/2009 - Cue The Singing & Dancing: Disney's Black Princess Arrives At Themepark

10/27/2009 - The Wild Bunch

10/27/2009 - Gail Collins: "The Revolution Will Be Achieved When No One Has To Do The Ironing"

10/27/2009 - The Cart Before The....

10/27/2009 - Barack Obama Is Secretly A Raging Sexist

10/27/2009 - WTF Moment On Daytime TV

10/27/2009 - She Said/She Said: Joyce Maynard's Daughter Takes 'Modern Love' Revenge

10/27/2009 - Hearts & Minds

10/27/2009 - Happiness Is Married, With Children

10/27/2009 - Blame It On The Rain

10/27/2009 - Former Late Show Writer: Damn Right It Was A Hostile Environment

10/27/2009 - Kids Today

10/27/2009 - Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old

10/27/2009 - Caught Flat-Footed

10/27/2009 - Natalie Portman: If We Don't Tolerate Rape, Why Do We Tolerate Meat?

10/27/2009 - Saturday Night Live Love

10/27/2009 - Daily Fail: Roofies Just An "Excuse" For Drunken Girls

10/27/2009 - Prada Does Skirts For Men; No HSN Scent For Heidi

10/27/2009 - WTF Moment On Morning TV

10/27/2009 - No Friend Of A Farmer

10/27/2009 - The Insider: Janice Dickinson Pushes Her Particular Brand Of Fat-Hating Crazy

10/27/2009 - Two Of A Kind

10/27/2009 - Former Ms. Editor Slams "Mismeasure Of Woman"

10/27/2009 - A-List All The Way At Hollywood Awards Gala

10/27/2009 - Man Vs. Wild

10/27/2009 - Seoul To Soul

10/27/2009 - Harry Reid Says Senate Healthcare Bill Will Include Public Option

10/27/2009 - Tavern On The Green

10/27/2009 - Germaphobic

10/27/2009 - Bay Area Homecoming Dance Becomes Scene Of Brutal Crime

10/27/2009 - The French Are Not Buying This Scientology Thing

10/27/2009 - Slouching Towards Bethlehem

10/27/2009 - Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins

10/26/2009 - Tyra: Men Who Are Obsessed With Obese Women

10/26/2009 - "1950s Remedies For Abnormal And Normal Men And Women"

10/26/2009 - Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?

10/26/2009 - World Of Wonder

10/26/2009 - Chris Brown Is Still Tweeting About Rihanna

10/26/2009 - A Good Run

10/26/2009 - Dear Mattel: This Is How How You Make Barbie More Diverse

10/26/2009 - Holding Down The Fort

10/26/2009 - Saying Goodbye To "Mermaid Girl" Shiloh Pepin

10/26/2009 - The Boston Red Frocks

10/26/2009 - Former Victim Sues Men Caught With Child Porn • Obama Daughters Not Yet Vaccinated

10/26/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/26/2009 - Women Across the Globe Gaining Financial Control

10/26/2009 - Rags To Witches

10/26/2009 - Translating The J. Peterman Catalog (Again)

10/26/2009 - Brand Awareness

10/26/2009 - No Such Thing As A Free Trip

10/26/2009 - Believe The Hype: Antichrist Nearly Unwatchable

10/26/2009 - "She Thinks It Was A Bad Date, A Bad Evening."

10/26/2009 - Trial By Fire

10/26/2009 - New Yorkers' Sex Lives Lead Researcher To Conclude We Are Culpably Neurotic

10/26/2009 - Shovel-Ready

10/26/2009 - Anti-Abortion Zealots Turn To Effigies, EBay

10/26/2009 - Disney Princesses Rely On Good Looks, Little People & Men For Salvation

10/26/2009 - Roman Polanski Exonerated!

10/26/2009 - ...Another Woman's Treasure

10/26/2009 - Ex-Girlfriend Creeped Out That Hugh Hefner Is Dating Teens

10/26/2009 - City In Pink

10/26/2009 - Runaways: The Kids Everyone Ignores

10/26/2009 - Choosing My Religion

10/26/2009 - You Can Fall In Love On Project Runway — If You're Straight

10/26/2009 - Carry That Weight

10/26/2009 - Allure: This November, Try A Diet Of Vinegar And Air

10/26/2009 - Blunt Has A _______ In The Box

10/26/2009 - NYT: Filipinos Fight For Reproductive Justice

10/26/2009 - Matthew Weiner: "Who Says Joan's Coming Back?"

10/26/2009 - How Do You Solve A Problem Like Amelia?

10/26/2009 - Hat Trick

10/26/2009 - Judge Judy Calls Out Her Husband For Trying To Get On TV

10/26/2009 - Everything's Going Swimmingly

10/26/2009 - Three Ways To Not Solve Sexism, By Former Portfolio Editor

10/26/2009 - Peggy Olson Got Married

10/26/2009 - Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery

10/26/2009 - Skin Deep

10/26/2009 - Mad Men: "Dick? Is That Your Name?"

10/26/2009 - Comfortably Thumb

10/26/2009 - Extreme Makeovers: Update Edition

10/26/2009 - No Shit

10/26/2009 - The Renaissance Faire: Beer, Breasts & Sexual Harassment

10/26/2009 - Creature Of Habit

10/26/2009 - Nightmare Bridezilla Scoffs At Wheelchair Access For Guests

10/26/2009 - The Perfect Shot

10/26/2009 - Polygamist Sect Members On Trial

10/26/2009 - Outlook Cool At 2009 Environmental Media Awards

10/26/2009 - Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise

10/26/2009 - The Door Stoppers

10/26/2009 - Is White House Sports Culture Detrimental To Women's Advancement?

10/26/2009 - The Hudson Shiver

10/26/2009 - Oh Boy

10/26/2009 - Science Says: Marry An Older, Less-Educated Man

10/26/2009 - Full Frontal

10/26/2009 - Blood, Sweat & Fears

10/26/2009 - Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat

10/25/2009 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

10/25/2009 - "I'll Take That Unicorn Over There."

10/25/2009 - France's Immigration Minister Believes Burqas Don't Fit France's "National Identity"

10/25/2009 - William And Mary Elects First Transgender Homecoming Queen

10/25/2009 - Here Comes Gold, Glitter And Gold!

10/25/2009 - An Open Letter To Halloween From The Ghost Of Christmas Future

10/25/2009 - Lessons For Life

10/25/2009 - "She Is A Constant Reminder Of The Fact That My Youth Is Slipping Away"

10/25/2009 - 88-Year-Old Woman Walks 10,000 Miles As A Tribute To Her Late Husband

10/25/2009 - Quick Swift Drying Paint

10/25/2009 - "For Complete Feminine Hygiene, Rely On Lysol"

10/25/2009 - Barbie Doll Versions Of Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, And Cyndi Lauper Arriving In December

10/25/2009 - A Sunday Smile

10/25/2009 - "Jane Doe" Identified As Missing Washington Woman

10/25/2009 - "I Totally Had This Jacket First, You Know."

10/25/2009 - Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space

10/24/2009 - Saturday Night Social

10/24/2009 - Morrissey Collapses On Stage, Is Taken To Hospital

10/24/2009 - The Warmth Of The Sun

10/24/2009 - Ask Men Thinks You're Cruel, Ladies

10/24/2009 - Are "Meggings" The Next Big Trend? Probably Not.

10/24/2009 - Jon Gosselin Has Just Seen Pictures Of The Last Six Months Of His Wardrobe

10/24/2009 - And Now It's Time For A NSFW Field Trip To Love Land

10/24/2009 - Teenage Girl, Suffering From Amnesia, Found In New York City

10/24/2009 - Anne Rice On Twilight, True Blood

10/24/2009 - "Mermaid Girl" Shiloh Pepin Dies At Age 10

10/24/2009 - Smoking Section

10/24/2009 - Will Strong Female Characters Ever Make A Comeback On The Big Screen?

10/24/2009 - I Want To Hold Your Hand

10/24/2009 - Michelle Obama: First Lady, Great Mom, Brady Bunch Expert

10/24/2009 - Blair Can't Believe You're Actually Wearing ________

10/24/2009 - Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee

10/23/2009 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

10/23/2009 - Because You're Mine… I Walk The Line

10/23/2009 - Will Jon Be Dumped In The Jungle?; Burglar Found With Lindsay's Hat, Paris' Nude Pic

10/23/2009 - Stick A Fork In It

10/23/2009 - Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse

10/23/2009 - State Of The Art

10/23/2009 - Got A Cold? You Need An (Ethnic) Mom

10/23/2009 - A Smoking Performance

10/23/2009 - Dodgers CEO Fired By Her Husband • Earhart's Scarf Goes On Space Flight

10/23/2009 - This Does Not End Well.

10/23/2009 - Poll Position: Everyone Loves Michelle Obama

10/23/2009 - Standing Out In A Crowd

10/23/2009 - They're Onto You: Details Discovers Women Secretly Trying To Get Pregnant

10/23/2009 - "These Boots Are Made For Ass-Kicking. I'll Take 'Em!"

10/23/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/23/2009 - The Tyranny Of Tetris: Confessions Of An Addict

10/23/2009 - Don't Give Your Money To A Stripper...

10/23/2009 - Dancing To A Different Tune

10/23/2009 - Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails

10/23/2009 - TGIF

10/23/2009 - Amelia: "The Whole Movie Is A Failure To Communicate"

10/23/2009 - "This Man Offends Us. Stop Him."

10/23/2009 - I Is For Isabel, Who's Snooty, But Earns It

10/23/2009 - Not A Fan

10/23/2009 - Mo'Nique Might Be A Diva Or She Might Just Be Overworked

10/23/2009 - Lipped From The Head Lines

10/23/2009 - Declaring Parents Unfit: America's Most Popular Reality Show!

10/23/2009 - Who Needs Neuroscience When You've Got Trivial Pursuit?

10/23/2009 - A Lingerie Commercial With A Message, But What?

10/23/2009 - Field Of Dreams

10/23/2009 - Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip

10/23/2009 - Ignoring All The Signs

10/23/2009 - Safire Would've Had A Field Day...

10/23/2009 - New Ad Campaign Aimed At Women Refocuses Health Care Debate

10/23/2009 - Comment Of The Century

10/23/2009 - Clean Sweep

10/23/2009 - Self-Help Author: Women Need To Quit Juggling, Start Outsourcing

10/23/2009 - "I Can't Explain It. He Just Looks Suspicious."

10/23/2009 - "I Sometimes Forget How Things Will Translate Once They Are In Print."

10/23/2009 - Menstrual Flow-Chart: Coolest Thing We've Seen All Week

10/23/2009 - Women Face Flogging For Wearing Pants

10/23/2009 - It Gives You Wings

10/23/2009 - Project Runway: The Competition Is A Trip

10/23/2009 - My Street Audrina

10/23/2009 - The Old "If I Have Caused Oversensitive People To Freak Out" Apology!

10/23/2009 - Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci

10/23/2009 - Pulp Fiction Doesn't Need A Laugh Track

10/23/2009 - Don't Ask, Do Tell

10/23/2009 - Joan Collins Is Bringing Glamour Back With New Show

10/23/2009 - Fun, Fearless, Female

10/23/2009 - "Scoring" Chicks: There's No App For That

10/23/2009 - Brace Yourselves For Hello Kitty's 35th Anniversary Bash

10/23/2009 - Poll: Believing In Global Warming No Longer Hot

10/23/2009 - Ready For Takeoff

10/23/2009 - United States Senate Approves Expansion Of Hate Crimes Law

10/23/2009 - Wrist/Watch

10/23/2009 - Court: Craigslist "Adult Services" Offers More Than Prostitutes

10/23/2009 - Cell Phone "Refuseniks" Are The New Contrarian Assholes

10/23/2009 - Official First Family Portrait Released

10/23/2009 - Having A Ball

10/23/2009 - More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama

10/22/2009 - Pageant Mom Puts 8-Year-Old Daughter On Crash Diet

10/22/2009 - You've Got Style… That's What All The Girls Say

10/22/2009 - R.I.P. Collin Wilcox

10/22/2009 - Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail

10/22/2009 - Judge Judy, Doggy Style

10/22/2009 - Hearts And Minds

10/22/2009 - Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

10/22/2009 - Pink Lady

10/22/2009 - Twyla Tharp Thinks Relaxation Is "A Lovely Thought"

10/22/2009 - The Other Problem Facing Women in Afghanistan

10/22/2009 - Eve Ensler: "Until The Violence Stops"

10/22/2009 - Lip Service

10/22/2009 - “Honey, There’s An Oompa-Loompa here!”

10/22/2009 - "Then He Said, 'Please Sir, May I Have Some More?' And I Said, 'No.'"

10/22/2009 - Don't Forget "Toothless," Reporter!

10/22/2009 - Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop

10/22/2009 - Breaking: Augusten Burroughs Is Weird

10/22/2009 - Reading Rainbow

10/22/2009 - Lovely Leaping Ladies World Championships: Michelle Vs. Moddles

10/22/2009 - You Must Be My Lucky Star

10/22/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/22/2009 - Lady Gaga's Post-Apocalyptic Pop-Electro Opera: Coming To A Town Near You

10/22/2009 - Franken Anti-Rape Amendment In Danger

10/22/2009 - Fish Out Of Water

10/22/2009 - “You Write Dialogue For A Guy And Then Change The Name.”

10/22/2009 - It's All Downhill From Here

10/22/2009 - Real World/Road Rules: When Teasing A Drunk Person Turns Abusive

10/22/2009 - Art Imitates Life

10/22/2009 - Is The Story Of Columbine A Story Of Suicide?

10/22/2009 - Dress/Rehearsal

10/22/2009 - Sesame Street Disavows American Apparel "Collaboration"

10/22/2009 - She's Got Legs

10/22/2009 - New Black Barbies, Same Old Controversy

10/22/2009 - Odl Lay Hee: Julie Andrews Might Sing Again

10/22/2009 - Asked, Answered: Rosalind Wiseman Responds To Reader Questions

10/22/2009 - A New York State Of Mind

10/22/2009 - On Fashion Statement Heels Vs. Feel-Good Flats

10/22/2009 - "Rihanna Who?"

10/22/2009 - "This Is So The Issue Right Now"

10/22/2009 - Piece Of Meat

10/22/2009 - Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake

10/22/2009 - Don't Look Back

10/22/2009 - Jamie Leigh Jones Takes On Pro-KBR Senators On Rachel Maddow

10/22/2009 - "…And Then I Stole His Identity!"

10/22/2009 - 4 Fun Facts About Madonna's Former Trainer

10/22/2009 - Life Imitates Art

10/22/2009 - Teacher Says Her Life Was "Ruined" By Student's Sex Accusation

10/22/2009 - A Coke And A Style

10/22/2009 - ANTM: Making Aspiring Models Think On Their Feet

10/22/2009 - The Pink Panther

10/22/2009 - In Unison

10/22/2009 - Nicole Richie Doing Designs; No Sampling Allowed At Oprah Store

10/22/2009 - Lost In Translation

10/22/2009 - Shine On The Dotted Line

10/22/2009 - Yet Another Sign Hoda Kotb Is Going To Snap

10/22/2009 - Lady Cab Driver

10/22/2009 - Ride, Sally Ride

10/22/2009 - Princess Grace Awards: Royal Mess, Or Fit For A Queen?

10/22/2009 - Albright Says U.N. Ambassador Appointment, "Gave Me A Great Excuse To Shop"

10/22/2009 - Reach Out, Touch Faith

10/22/2009 - Nicole Kidman Takes On Congress, Hollywood Over Violence Against Women

10/22/2009 - "I'm Ron Josh Burgundy"

10/22/2009 - Making Physics Fun

10/22/2009 - Womb Transplants On The Horizon — But Are They "A Step Too Far?"

10/22/2009 - Body Of Missing Florida Girl Found In Georgia Landfill

10/22/2009 - We Are The Champions, My Friend

10/22/2009 - Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape

10/21/2009 - NeNe Leakes Tears Michael Lohan A New One On The Insider

10/21/2009 - Under The Gun

10/21/2009 - Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake

10/21/2009 - High Anxiety

10/21/2009 - Michael Lohan Takes His Crusade To Save Lindsay To Twitter

10/21/2009 - "It Is Not Uncommon For One Or Both Parties To Experience Guilt Or Revulsion."

10/21/2009 - The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It

10/21/2009 - Suspended In Time

10/21/2009 - Dance Judge Mary Murphy Opens Up About Own Abuse

10/21/2009 - Study: Women Better At Spotting Fear

10/21/2009 - CDC Panel Approves Cervarix • Endorsement Of Oklahoma Abortion Law Delayed

10/21/2009 - Mother's Day

10/21/2009 - What We Talk About When We Talk About Precious

10/21/2009 - Head, Shoulders, Knees & Hose, Knees & Hose

10/21/2009 - Watching TV As A Family Can Be Traumatic

10/21/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/21/2009 - WTF Moment On Daytime TV

10/21/2009 - Portrait Of The Artist

10/21/2009 - Common Ground: Understanding Ali Wise, Ex-Girlfriend From Hell

10/21/2009 - Happy Hump Day

10/21/2009 - Vidal Sassoon's "Liberated" Hair Often Came With Tears

10/21/2009 - Amy's Dad Thinks Her New Breasts Look "Great"

10/21/2009 - Age Progression With Betty & Don Draper

10/21/2009 - Get Off Her Lawn

10/21/2009 - Bright-Sided: The Negative Consequences Of Positive Thinking

10/21/2009 - Three/Weisz/Men

10/21/2009 - Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...

10/21/2009 - Relatively Wise Words From Relatively Reasonable Fashion Icon

10/21/2009 - "Press Conference" Works, Too

10/21/2009 - All Bark, No Bite

10/21/2009 - This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention

10/21/2009 - Cheeky Chap Chomps & Chows

10/21/2009 - "Thanks For All Of Your Hard Work On This, Friend In Rape!"

10/21/2009 - WTF Moment On Late-Night TV

10/21/2009 - Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale

10/21/2009 - Rapture The Flag

10/21/2009 - Old Wives' Tales: Or, Why We Should All Just Give Up Now

10/21/2009 - Yesterday, All My Troubles Seemed So Far Away

10/21/2009 - Is "Marginalizing" Fox News The Best Tactic?

10/21/2009 - Female Law Student Posts "Brief On Why We Should Hump Each Other’s Brains Out"

10/21/2009 - Lots Of Ways For Japan's Swimmers To Get In Hot Water

10/21/2009 - My Berliner With Andrei

10/21/2009 - Whither The WNBA?

10/21/2009 - Spotted: One Of The Oceanic Six

10/21/2009 - Win-Winnie Situation

10/21/2009 - Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog

10/21/2009 - Is That A Mop In Your Pocket...

10/21/2009 - Fine, Furry Friends

10/21/2009 - Heidi & Spencer Stage Intervention For Holly Montag

10/21/2009 - (Slum) Puppy Love

10/21/2009 - Oh, Brother

10/21/2009 - Angelic Looks, Big Stars At Angel Ball

10/21/2009 - Heather Graham Leaves Private Insurers In The Dust

10/21/2009 - Can You Hear Me Now?

10/21/2009 - Nancy Pelosi To Push "Robust" Public Option In Healthcare Bill

10/21/2009 - Gentle-Ride Van Man

10/21/2009 - Ambassador To Address House On Violence Against Women — But Will She Have Answers?

10/21/2009 - His Name Is Luca: When Over-Parenting Becomes Child Abuse

10/21/2009 - Cock The Vote

10/21/2009 - Don't Cry For Me, Argentina

10/21/2009 - TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role

10/20/2009 - Bethenny Frankel Denies Then Confirms Pregnancy Rumor On The Insider

10/20/2009 - Get Into The Groove

10/20/2009 - Lindsay Refuses Rehab; Co-Star Says Cruise Made "Constant Homophobic Comments"

10/20/2009 - Rainbow Connection

10/20/2009 - Bethenny Frankel Officially Announces Pregnancy On Twitter

10/20/2009 - You're Unbowlievable!

10/20/2009 - 4-Year-Old Channels Michael Jackson on Ellen

10/20/2009 - Shear, And Shear Alike

10/20/2009 - "These Tents Are The Ellis Island Of Fashion!"

10/20/2009 - The Thighs Have It

10/20/2009 - Advisory: WTWTA May Be Hazardous To Parental Health

10/20/2009 - Insurgents Bomb Women's Cafeteria • French Pedophile Asks To Be Castrated

10/20/2009 - The Politics Of Style

10/20/2009 - To Have And To Hold

10/20/2009 - Delia's: Completely Mad For Plaid

10/20/2009 - That's One Catty Look. Me-ouch!

10/20/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/20/2009 - Sarah Palin Booked On Oprah, Pummeled In Polls

10/20/2009 - "I Remember Getting Some Dirt From The Ground... And Spike Goes, 'More, More! Throw Some Leaves On It!'"

10/20/2009 - Monkey See, Monkey View

10/20/2009 - Does Rihanna's New Single Defend Abusive Relationships?

10/20/2009 - Leaving In The Lurch

10/20/2009 - In Our Defense, They're Way Cheaper Online. Okay, A Little.

10/20/2009 - This Halloween, Be A Sexy Racist!

10/20/2009 - Censors Try To Silence Caged Bird

10/20/2009 - What Goes Up, Must Come Down

10/20/2009 - November Cosmo: "Bad Girls" Always Bend To Their Boyfriends' Whims

10/20/2009 - The Bronx Is Burning

10/20/2009 - Gender, Pregnancy, Prison: Legal And Ethical Tangles

10/20/2009 - Before They Were Stars = Spot The Nose Job

10/20/2009 - Recession Horror Stories Featured On MTV

10/20/2009 - The Painted Pointed Lady

10/20/2009 - On Mennonites, Identities, And Moving In With Mom & Dad

10/20/2009 - Another Secret Identity Joins Sterling Cooper

10/20/2009 - Vogue Taunts Us With LOL-Worthy Horse

10/20/2009 - Modern Love, The Movie: Or, Why Are People Such Assholes?

10/20/2009 - The "Smart Choices" Food Label Isn't Living Up to Its Name

10/20/2009 - Up, And At 'Em

10/20/2009 - Irreconcilable Differences: When Kids Dump Their Parents

10/20/2009 - Girls Just Want To Have Fun!

10/20/2009 - Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country

10/20/2009 - The Man On Nikki Finke's "Most Powerful Women In Hollywood" List

10/20/2009 - Helen Thomas Defends Fox Against Obama Administration

10/20/2009 - Parallel Parking

10/20/2009 - Self Editor: Photoshopped Mags Just Giving Women What They Want

10/20/2009 - Do The Bootie Do

10/20/2009 - Look Into My Eyes

10/20/2009 - Jean-Paul Gaultier Right On Target; Mad Men Women's Wear On Its Way

10/20/2009 - Riding In Cabs With Girls

10/20/2009 - Branching Out

10/20/2009 - Wife Swap Partners: Richard Heene "Abusive"; Mayumi "Kinda Crazy"

10/20/2009 - The Camera Loves You

10/20/2009 - Fadela Amara "Not Optimistic" About Future Of Female Activism

10/20/2009 - Spoonful Of Sugar At ELLE Women In Hollywood Tribute

10/20/2009 - High School Sweethearts Reunite After 50 Years

10/20/2009 - Strike A Pose

10/20/2009 - Poll Positions: America Gets New Hope For Public Option

10/20/2009 - Bali, Hai!

10/20/2009 - Field Of Dreams

10/20/2009 - Superfreakonomics Authors Ask: Why Aren't More Women Prostitutes?

10/20/2009 - Condoms Rival Pill's Popularity

10/20/2009 - Georgia On Our Minds

10/20/2009 - Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star

10/19/2009 - Tyra: Women Who Beat Their Boyfriends

10/19/2009 - Avant Garde? Okay. Sure.

10/19/2009 - Joss Whedon To Direct An Episode Of Glee

10/19/2009 - Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?

10/19/2009 - That's "Fiction," People

10/19/2009 - Tweddle Dee, Tweddle Done

10/19/2009 - Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?

10/19/2009 - DiCaprio & Page: Kind Of (Olive) Drab

10/19/2009 - I Will Survive

10/19/2009 - Watch Out Victoria Beckham: African WAGs are Putting a Stylish Foot Forward

10/19/2009 - Missing Kate, Jack, Sawyer & Hurley?

10/19/2009 - Above And Beyond

10/19/2009 - Vanity Fair: The Kate Gosselin Interview

10/19/2009 - "No, I Do Not Want To See Your Tattoo Again."

10/19/2009 - WTF Moment On Olde Tyme TV

10/19/2009 - Sotomayor Dressed For Success • DNA Evidence Helps Solve Cold Cases

10/19/2009 - Peggy Olson Is "Absolutely" A Feminist

10/19/2009 - Homeward Bound

10/19/2009 - The Perils Of Reporting Domestic Abuse

10/19/2009 - Ri's Knees

10/19/2009 - Senior Year: A Rant Appeal

10/19/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/19/2009 - Urban Outfitters: Everything Old Is Fug Again

10/19/2009 - The Riot Act

10/19/2009 - Nightmare Bridezilla Hates "Poor" People

10/19/2009 - Two In The Hand...

10/19/2009 - On TV, Single, Middle-Aged Women Are Aliens

10/19/2009 - Shock Therapy

10/19/2009 - Marie Claire Adds Plus Size Writer To Fashion Roster

10/19/2009 - The Tie That Binds

10/19/2009 - "It Was Sad. But Also Wild."

10/19/2009 - Mamma Mia, There She Goes Again

10/19/2009 - Danticat & Diaz On Writing, Justice, And Being A "Nerd Of Color"

10/19/2009 - So Many Kinds Of Wrong

10/19/2009 - Al Reynolds: "Life After Star Jones"

10/19/2009 - Pedal Pusher

10/19/2009 - "Sexy" Shoes: 1969 Vs. 2009

10/19/2009 - Looking A Little Lost

10/19/2009 - R.I.P. Norma Fox Mazer

10/19/2009 - Is A Forced C-Section Comparable To Rape?

10/19/2009 - Daily Fail

10/19/2009 - The Honeymooners

10/19/2009 - It's The Obesity, Stupid!

10/19/2009 - Can You Hermes Now?

10/19/2009 - "The Magic Is In The Hole"

10/19/2009 - Madonna: "I Did A Photo Shoot With Steven Klein, And I Painted My Face Black"

10/19/2009 - Kristen Stewart's Twilight Doll Is Not Exactly Anatomically Correct

10/19/2009 - Stock & Trade

10/19/2009 - Mad Men: "Enjoy The World As It Is. They'll Change It, And Never Give You A Reason"

10/19/2009 - Her Ass Is Grass

10/19/2009 - Rachel Maddow Fibs At New Yorker Festival!

10/19/2009 - Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities

10/19/2009 - Tall Tales

10/19/2009 - Tiger Beat

10/19/2009 - Woman's World: Essence & Cosmo Make "A-List"

10/19/2009 - Under The Weather

10/19/2009 - Pioneering Hardhat Killed In Fire

10/19/2009 - Mutual Admiration, Frocks At Noble Awards

10/19/2009 - Project Runway's Shirin: "Some People Just Have To Put People Down"

10/19/2009 - Sneak Peek

10/19/2009 - Bringing Home The Bacon: Women Making Small Gains In Work, Wages

10/19/2009 - Little Bundle Of Toy

10/19/2009 - Egypt, Germany Tussle Over Bust

10/19/2009 - Media May Have Conspired With Heene Family In Hoax

10/19/2009 - Lip Service

10/19/2009 - Queen Bees & Wannabees

10/19/2009 - A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married

10/18/2009 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

10/18/2009 - James Franco Is Totally Smiling At You Right Now

10/18/2009 - Liz Jones: "What Poor, Sad Creatures Modern Men Are. What Wimps. What Wastes Of Space."

10/18/2009 - A Creepy Twilight Tee For The Team Jacob Fan In Your Life

10/18/2009 - Writer Waiting

10/18/2009 - Are Public Sobfests Ruining Crying Forever?

10/18/2009 - "Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."

10/18/2009 - Crap Blog Post From A Dude: "Your Time Is Much Better Spent Protesting Real Issues"

10/18/2009 - George Can't Believe You Just Asked Him To _________

10/18/2009 - Richard Heene's History Of Online Misogyny And The Desire To Be Important

10/18/2009 - "Linus Was Right! You DO Exist!"

10/18/2009 - 16-Year-Old Girl Sets Out On Solo Voyage Around The World

10/18/2009 - Charmed, I'm Sure

10/18/2009 - Maria Shriver, Valerie Jarrett Discuss The Changing Role Of Working Women On Meet The Press

10/18/2009 - "Balloon Boy" Story Officially A Hoax; Felony, Misdemeanor Charges On The Way

10/18/2009 - Fly Away Home, Gentle Underpants

10/18/2009 - Covered For The Cause

10/18/2009 - SNL: A Beauty, A Beast, And A Visit From James Franco

10/18/2009 - Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars

10/17/2009 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

10/17/2009 - "Balloon Boy's" Parents Facing Criminal Charges

10/17/2009 - Saturday Night Social

10/17/2009 - Always On My Mind

10/17/2009 - Should Women Without Children Also Get Maternity Leave?

10/17/2009 - She's With The Brand

10/17/2009 - HuffPo Columnist Claims That Only Gay Men Find Super-Skinny Models Attractive

10/17/2009 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

10/17/2009 - "Coyote Ugly" Now Officially A Family Film

10/17/2009 - So Far, This Is The Closest We Have To Jezebel Fashion Plates

10/17/2009 - "Oh, Honey. I've Been Movin' My Hips Like Yeah Since The Seventies!"

10/17/2009 - Get Ready For Spring 2010: Stripes, Shorts, And... Spanx?

10/17/2009 - It's Sweetest Day, So Let's Go Buy Some Candy, Darling

10/17/2009 - That'll Do, Pig

10/17/2009 - Excuse Me, Miss/Mrs./Ms.?

10/17/2009 - Liv Has _____ In The Bag

10/17/2009 - "The Snackbot" Delivers Ruffles And Research

10/17/2009 - All They Got Inside Is Vacancy

10/17/2009 - Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat

10/16/2009 - "Can I Use My Old Vibrator With My New Partner?"

10/16/2009 - Today's Special

10/16/2009 - Stick A (Few Forks) In It

10/16/2009 - Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin

10/16/2009 - Mad Men Prop Master: "The 1960s Aren’t As Different From Today As People Think"

10/16/2009 - Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A "B"

10/16/2009 - Is Yoko Ono Talking About Vaginas?

10/16/2009 - Tree Of Life

10/16/2009 - Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan

10/16/2009 - To Sleep, Perchance To Dream

10/16/2009 - Hillary: Kicking Ass, Taking Names, and Making It Look Easy

10/16/2009 - The Roaming Gnome

10/16/2009 - New HPV Vaccine Approved • North Carolina Set To Release Child Rapists

10/16/2009 - "But, You Know, Sexier. And Less Angry. And Let's Ditch That Whole Car Thing."

10/16/2009 - Daily Mail, If Possible, Sinks To New Low

10/16/2009 - The Road Now Traveled

10/16/2009 - 30 Rock: Reaching Out To "Real America"

10/16/2009 - Every Dog Has His Day

10/16/2009 - Does NOW Have Bigger Fish To Fry Than Ralph Lauren & David Letterman?

10/16/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/16/2009 - A Thin Line Between Love And Hate. And God, Apparently.

10/16/2009 - Southern Discomfort

10/16/2009 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

10/16/2009 - TGIF

10/16/2009 - Life On the Streets Is Tough. Being Homeless At 97 Is Tougher.

10/16/2009 - I Wish I Had A Tiny Bow On My Liver

10/16/2009 - We Hate When That Happens!

10/16/2009 - Table Manners

10/16/2009 - H Is For Hillary, A Barrel Of Laughs

10/16/2009 - Meet the Lamases, the New First Family of Reality TV

10/16/2009 - "Am I Seeing Anyone? Are You Serious?"

10/16/2009 - Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women

10/16/2009 - Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs

10/16/2009 - Anderson Maintains Charm While Bragging About Jeopardy Prowess

10/16/2009 - Stamp Of Approval

10/16/2009 - Fashion Photographer Steven Klein Has Done Blackface Before

10/16/2009 - The 41-Year-Old Virgin?

10/16/2009 - "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."

10/16/2009 - Breaking: You Are Not A Doctor

10/16/2009 - "I Am Fed Up With Feeling Like A Secondhand Citizen To Gadgets!"

10/16/2009 - Catch Of The Day

10/16/2009 - Blogger "Beatdown" Tackles Sex In Hollywood, And Those Who Dare To Complain About It

10/16/2009 - The Princess Diaries

10/16/2009 - Roofied Letter-Writer Tells Off Advice Columnist

10/16/2009 - Where The Wild Things Are: More Moody Than Wild

10/16/2009 - Mattel Throws Barbie Under The Bus

10/16/2009 - The Last Picture Show

10/16/2009 - Project Runway: Christina Aguilera Wants Diamonds On Her Crotch

10/16/2009 - Kuckoo For Koko

10/16/2009 - Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani

10/16/2009 - "You Should Play Basketball!"

10/16/2009 - Real Housewives: Kim Claims She Wears A New Wig Each Day

10/16/2009 - Making Waves

10/16/2009 - Lots Of Questions; Still, No Answers

10/16/2009 - The Fur's About To Fly

10/16/2009 - NOW VP Wants Ralph Lauren To Apologize To Model, Everyone Else

10/16/2009 - Keep The Style A Child Alive

10/16/2009 - Nocturnal Emissions

10/16/2009 - Walk On By

10/16/2009 - A Tale Of Two Op-Eds: Hillary Clinton Vs. Sarah Palin

10/16/2009 - Lip Service

10/16/2009 - Vampires Are Everywhere. It's Best To Be Prepared.

10/16/2009 - It's Official: Balloon Boy Not Ready For His Closeup

10/16/2009 - D'ough Nuts

10/16/2009 - The Bull By The Horns

10/16/2009 - Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?

10/16/2009 - "Balloon Boy" Barfs On Live TV

10/15/2009 - Hoax? Balloon Boy Sells Out His Father On Live TV

10/15/2009 - Pageant Mom Thought Her Baby Was Ugly, Had Down Syndrome

10/15/2009 - The First Lady Is President

10/15/2009 - Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking

10/15/2009 - Gag Rule

10/15/2009 - Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"

10/15/2009 - A Little Stevie Nicks, A Little Steven Tyler

10/15/2009 - "That's Just Who I Am. I Don't Dress Like A Girl. I Don't Even Own Any Girl Clothes."

10/15/2009 - Out-Of-Work Asylum Seekers In Britain Feel The Pinch

10/15/2009 - Louisiana Interracial Couple Refused Marriage License. Not 200 Years Ago. Today.

10/15/2009 - Mister (Potato?) Head

10/15/2009 - Confidence In A Bottle. No, Literally.

10/15/2009 - Ms. Miller's Doggy/Bag

10/15/2009 - Skunk Whisperer Saves The Day • Men Are Gross And Don't Wash Their Hands

10/15/2009 - Let Your Body Move To The Music

10/15/2009 - Miss California Pageant Distances Itself From Swimsuits, Carrie Prejean

10/15/2009 - The Togs Of War

10/15/2009 - Time: 'State Of the American Woman' Is Peachy Keen

10/15/2009 - Run, Seth, Run!

10/15/2009 - Christian Siriano: Miffed That "Tranny" Klum Doesn't Have Time For Him?

10/15/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/15/2009 - Republicans: Defending Rape Victims Is A "Political" Move

10/15/2009 - Weird Science

10/15/2009 - Wayward Balloon Lands; No Sign Of Six-Year-Old Boy

10/15/2009 - Is It Halloween Already?

10/15/2009 - Real World-er Wants To Use Reality Show To "Inspire F***ing Kids"

10/15/2009 - Poll: Clinton's Favorable Rating Now Higher Than Obama's

10/15/2009 - Splendid Sting Smacks Smarmy...Tabloids

10/15/2009 - Read My Lips

10/15/2009 - Kids In Milk: Cooler & Better Dressed Than You

10/15/2009 - Starbucks Introduces VIA™ Ready Brew - 100% Natural Roasted Coffee, Like Fresh-brewed, In an Instant

10/15/2009 - Ball In Play

10/15/2009 - SCOTUS To Decide The Fate Of "S&M Svengali"

10/15/2009 - Oh.

10/15/2009 - The View: Tina Fey Talks Sarah Palin, Tracy Morgan

10/15/2009 - That's Not Very Manly

10/15/2009 - Meghan McCain's Mammaries Cause Twitter Furor

10/15/2009 - Oh, Make Me Over/I'm All I Want To Be

10/15/2009 - Are Actual Shabby People Still Interested In Shabby Chic?

10/15/2009 - Nina Garcia Talks Crappy Judging, Sci-Fi Ice Queen Outfit, Controversial Eliminations

10/15/2009 - Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python

10/15/2009 - When It Rains, It Pours

10/15/2009 - Do Women Spell Change For The GOP — Or Just More Of The Same?

10/15/2009 - A Jolt From The Java & A Shock From The Shoes

10/15/2009 - Tina Fey Doesn't Want Her Daughter To Dress Like Barbie

10/15/2009 - Justice Ginsburg Hospitalized

10/15/2009 - Helen Thomas On Bloggers, The Press, And Obama's Failings

10/15/2009 - Hello, Kitty

10/15/2009 - ANTM: "My Absolutely Favorite"

10/15/2009 - "The Admiral Is Hilarious"

10/15/2009 - Through A Looking-Glass, Darkly

10/15/2009 - Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren

10/15/2009 - Gender-Test Trauma Affects Semenya's Schoolwork

10/15/2009 - Power To The Power People

10/15/2009 - OMG: Shocking Truths About Older Women & Younger Men Revealed!

10/15/2009 - "Show Me Leggings! I Want To See Leggings."

10/15/2009 - Woman Causes Riot Over Lottery Hoax

10/15/2009 - Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.

10/15/2009 - WTF Moment On Morning TV

10/15/2009 - Tight Squeeze

10/15/2009 - President Obama Heads To New Orleans

10/15/2009 - Check Out The Low Profile

10/15/2009 - Study: Even Plus-Size Models Lower Self-Esteem

10/15/2009 - Just(ice) Married

10/15/2009 - Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans

10/15/2009 - Salt Of The Earth

10/15/2009 - Our New Look: Let Your Fingers Do The Talking

10/14/2009 - Tyra: People Who Eat Their Boogers

10/14/2009 - Listen, You

10/14/2009 - Tongue Studs Will Rot Your Brain

10/14/2009 - Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November

10/14/2009 - Take Cover, You're On Candid Camera

10/14/2009 - Dancer In The Dark

10/14/2009 - Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance

10/14/2009 - A Means To An Ends

10/14/2009 - Yet Another Ralph Lauren Photoshop Of Horrors

10/14/2009 - "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!

10/14/2009 - Nine Female Authors Finalists For National Book Awards

10/14/2009 - 'Tis The Season

10/14/2009 - Shark Tank: Investors Debate Whether "Plus-Size" Fashion Can Be Profitable

10/14/2009 - Wild Animal Crossing

10/14/2009 - Recession Buoys Sex Tourism In Costa Rica

10/14/2009 - Rapist Claims Victims "Defiled My Constitutional Rights" • Albania Requests Mother Teresa's Remains

10/14/2009 - French Vogue Controversy Goes To Cable

10/14/2009 - You Can Tie It In A Bow

10/14/2009 - Why Is Marketing To Female Gamers Considered Challenging?

10/14/2009 - Berry Browses Barney's Boots

10/14/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/14/2009 - Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart

10/14/2009 - The Last Word On The Polanski Scandal

10/14/2009 - Georgia On My Mind

10/14/2009 - "Declining Female Happiness" May Be Just Another Way To Sell Shit

10/14/2009 - Happy Chomp Hump Day!

10/14/2009 - Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk

10/14/2009 - Katherine Jackson Won't Allow Michael's Kids To Be On Reality Show

10/14/2009 - Starbucks Introduces Starbucks VIA™ Ready Brew - 100% Natural Roasted Coffee, Like Fresh-brewed, In an Instant

10/14/2009 - Surveys Say Bosses Are Dishonest, Superficial

10/14/2009 - They Say The Neon Lights Are Bright

10/14/2009 - Sing It, Sister: Why I Hate Glee

10/14/2009 - Hey, Mr. Big: XYZ

10/14/2009 - Tyra: Babies Who Curse

10/14/2009 - Get Ready For Some Really Fast Cursing!

10/14/2009 - This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations

10/14/2009 - Family Ties

10/14/2009 - Chess Players Call To Drop Womens' Titles

10/14/2009 - Between The Lines

10/14/2009 - "Manthropologist" Says Modern Men Are Sissies

10/14/2009 - Smell Of Female

10/14/2009 - Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier

10/14/2009 - Up, Up And Away

10/14/2009 - Joy Behar Presents: Wonder Woman Vs. Birthers

10/14/2009 - Grey, Anatomy

10/14/2009 - French Vogue Must Not Think Blackface Is That Offensive

10/14/2009 - Advice Columnist Doesn't Know What Roofies Are For

10/14/2009 - The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?

10/14/2009 - She Can See Russia From Her House

10/14/2009 - Woman-Owned Shoe Company Poised To Become "Africa's Answer To Nike"

10/14/2009 - Cat Scratch Fever

10/14/2009 - The "Single Ladies" Babies Trend: Taking Over The World

10/14/2009 - Crimes Of Fashion

10/14/2009 - Megan Coming To A Billboard Near You; Betsey Wants To Be On TV

10/14/2009 - Strange Fruit

10/14/2009 - Ralph Lauren Fires Photoshopped Model For Being "Too Fat"

10/14/2009 - Luck Be A Lady

10/14/2009 - Michael Jackson's Kids To Star In Reality Show

10/14/2009 - Now Here's An Event: Women In Sports Awards!

10/14/2009 - A Doll's House

10/14/2009 - Close To The Vest

10/14/2009 - The Morning After: Let It Snowe, Let It Snowe, Let It Snowe

10/14/2009 - On Their Marcs

10/14/2009 - Aw-Inducing

10/14/2009 - Contraception, Legal Abortion Could Prevent 70,000 Deaths A Year

10/14/2009 - "I'm So Happy To Be Back With My Family"

10/14/2009 - Sister To Sister

10/14/2009 - Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?

10/13/2009 - First Gay Couple On The Newlywed Game: George Takei & Brad Altman

10/13/2009 - She Takes The Blake

10/13/2009 - Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil

10/13/2009 - DVR Alert: Christina Judges Project Runway

10/13/2009 - Judge Judy: Landlords Can Not Confiscate A Tenant's Marijuana

10/13/2009 - State, And Maine

10/13/2009 - Lindsay Lohan Airs Ronson Family Dirty Laundry

10/13/2009 - The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit

10/13/2009 - "Record" Year For Women Says More About Sexism Than Advances

10/13/2009 - "Miss Homeless" Pageant Gives Winner A Home — The Rest Are Out Of Luck

10/13/2009 - Star Jones & The Insider Tackle Miss Plastic Pageant

10/13/2009 - The Dead Sea Stroll

10/13/2009 - Marie Claire Writer Chronicles A Sex Slave's Memories — And Outfits

10/13/2009 - Someone's Got An Awful Lot Of Baggage

10/13/2009 - Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity

10/13/2009 - Report: Banning Abortion Ineffective, Dangerous

10/13/2009 - What Women Want: Gay Vampires

10/13/2009 - Heavy/Metal

10/13/2009 - Tween Summit Reveals The Kids Are (Mostly) Alright

10/13/2009 - Make Your Own Beaver/Cherry Jokes

10/13/2009 - "Breast Cancer Is A Disease, Not A Marketing Opportunity"

10/13/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/13/2009 - Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes

10/13/2009 - Kind Of Blue

10/13/2009 - Thanks For Your Concern, But Zahara's Hair Will Be Fine

10/13/2009 - Motorcycle Mama

10/13/2009 - New Anti-Paparazzi Law Unlikely To Shut Down Megan Fox Pipeline

10/13/2009 - Fox & Burger King Call Jessica Simpson Fat

10/13/2009 - "I Took A Risk": Talking With Project Runway's Ra'mon

10/13/2009 - The Long Haul

10/13/2009 - Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder: Way Worse Than It Sounds

10/13/2009 - Pop, Pup, Peacenik

10/13/2009 - Cosmo: Powerful Women Use Their Vaginas, Not Their Voices

10/13/2009 - January Jones On Ex-Boyfriend Ashton Kutcher

10/13/2009 - Is America Ready For A "Spanking Ban?"

10/13/2009 - Costume/National

10/13/2009 - Queen Bees, Wannabes & How Technology Has Changed Teens Forever

10/13/2009 - At Least There's A Silver Lining

10/13/2009 - Gone Too Far: Do The Addicts DJ AM Helped Feel Betrayed By His Death?

10/13/2009 - Breaking: Snowe's A Go For Health Care Bill

10/13/2009 - To Wax Or Not To Wax: Advice From The Wurtzel School Of Incredibly Depressing Womanity

10/13/2009 - Broken Embraces

10/13/2009 - Michelle O. Doll Does Not Come With Sleeves

10/13/2009 - Speak Softly, Carry A Large Bag

10/13/2009 - Tina Brown Continues Backhanded Compliments Of Hillary Clinton

10/13/2009 - Sperm Bank Offers Celebrity Look-Alike Donors

10/13/2009 - Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral

10/13/2009 - Fall Out Girls

10/13/2009 - Rachel Zoe Project: Rachel Overdoes Everything Except Eating

10/13/2009 - Direct To Video

10/13/2009 - Liz Cheney's Keep America Safe Campaign Is Pro-Violence

10/13/2009 - Armani To Rule Nation With Kid-Gloved Fist; Kanye West Kills His Clothing Line

10/13/2009 - Name Games

10/13/2009 - Burning Down The House

10/13/2009 - Ivanka's Trump Card: Turning Down Anna Wintour

10/13/2009 - Dash 'N Carry

10/13/2009 - Fighting For The Right To Choose ... Anti-Choice License Plates

10/13/2009 - Meet The Designers? Um, No Thanks

10/13/2009 - Teenage Girls Not Eating, Convinced They're Fat

10/13/2009 - The Fairest Of Them All

10/13/2009 - Maine Event: It's Wait & See With Senator Snowe

10/13/2009 - Bleacher Creatures

10/13/2009 - "Girls Only": My Cleaning Trolley

10/13/2009 - New HIV Vaccine Less Effective Than Initially Reported

10/13/2009 - Feet First

10/13/2009 - Citizen/Youth

10/13/2009 - It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp

10/12/2009 - Mike Tyson's Teary Interview With Oprah

10/12/2009 - Cross Your Heart & Hope To Ty

10/12/2009 - Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food

10/12/2009 - Happiness Is A Warm Puppy

10/12/2009 - On Meat And Memory: What Vegetarians Give Up

10/12/2009 - Dancing In The Street

10/12/2009 - Scarlett Can Sing, But She Sure Can't Rap

10/12/2009 - The Chain Gang

10/12/2009 - Billy Ray Cyrus' Twitter Gets Hacked

10/12/2009 - Actually, We'd Be Scared, Too!

10/12/2009 - If You Liked It You Shoulda Put A Latrine On It

10/12/2009 - Homebody/Kabul

10/12/2009 - More Teen Feminists Dropping "FBombs"

10/12/2009 - Trailer Flash

10/12/2009 - Pre-Teens Buying Into Slutoween? • Arnie Signs Bill Commemorating Harvey Milk

10/12/2009 - Upside/Downside

10/12/2009 - American Civility: It Can't Be Over If It Never Even Started

10/12/2009 - After The Fall

10/12/2009 - What Constitutes a "Public Option?"

10/12/2009 - Lots Of Pumpkins, Not Enough Patches

10/12/2009 - Buyer's Remorse: A Lament

10/12/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/12/2009 - What Did You Think Of Good Hair?

10/12/2009 - Stiff Upper Lip

10/12/2009 - Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come True

10/12/2009 - Gwynnie's Friend: What The Goop?

10/12/2009 - Ann Curry Marginalizes Hillary Clinton With Lame Questions About Marginalization

10/12/2009 - Bible Banners Banned From Georgia School

10/12/2009 - "Morbid, Dead-Girl Lit" Is Hott

10/12/2009 - Pat On The Hand

10/12/2009 - Bridezillas: "Tardy For The Party" Is Officially Part Of Reality TV Lexicon

10/12/2009 - The Heir's Got The Same Hair

10/12/2009 - Oh No They Didn't: French Vogue Does Blackface

10/12/2009 - Agony Aunt

10/12/2009 - John Edwards Is Not Fine In The Carolinas

10/12/2009 - It's Hip To Be Square

10/12/2009 - Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign

10/12/2009 - Up In Smoke

10/12/2009 - Complete Lack of Understanding Of Teenage Brain In Middle East

10/12/2009 - A Strapless Dress Only Gets You So Far

10/12/2009 - Relying On Friends: How Much Is Too Much?

10/12/2009 - Let The Sun Shine In

10/12/2009 - Real World's Rachel: Obama's Pro-Choice Stance Makes Him "Least Qualified" For Nobel Prize

10/12/2009 - Baby Mama Drama

10/12/2009 - On Dead-Fetus Pictures & The Pitfalls Of Activism

10/12/2009 - Band-Aid

10/12/2009 - Saudi Arabian Women Integrate Workforce In Battle For Equality

10/12/2009 - Let Me Down Easy

10/12/2009 - Mad Men: Everyone Is Disappointed

10/12/2009 - Leader Of The Wack

10/12/2009 - Lagerfeld Slams Big Women; Louboutin Slams Barbie's Ankles

10/12/2009 - Music Of The Night

10/12/2009 - American Woman First To Win Nobel In Economics

10/12/2009 - It's A Bird, It's A Plane

10/12/2009 - The Girls Next Door: Same Shit, Different Girls

10/12/2009 - Sterling/Super

10/12/2009 - Golden Girl

10/12/2009 - At Hollywood Style Awards, "Style" In Sneer Quotes

10/12/2009 - Study: Richest Countries Have Higher Birth Rates

10/12/2009 - Habitat For Humanity

10/12/2009 - The Long Road Toward Ending Don't Ask, Don't Tell

10/12/2009 - Guns 'N Roses

10/12/2009 - Worth Her Weight In Beer

10/12/2009 - Books Take On New "Dark Continent:" Women's Buying Habits

10/12/2009 - Must Increase Your Bust? Try Hypnosis

10/12/2009 - The Sunday Best

10/12/2009 - Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper

10/11/2009 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

10/11/2009 - He Wrote The Book On Fierce

10/11/2009 - If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It

10/11/2009 - "Are You Gonna Go My Way?"

10/11/2009 - Do Biographical Comic Books Have A Responsibility To Depict Weight Honestly?

10/11/2009 - Scenes From The National Equality March

10/11/2009 - Sienna Has _______ In The Bag

10/11/2009 - Your Daily Dose Of Adorable: Cat Adopts Baby Chihuahua

10/11/2009 - The Fight For Rights

10/11/2009 - Emmy Winning Writer Kater Gordon Fired From Mad Men

10/11/2009 - Hitchin' A Ride

10/11/2009 - Balancing The Risks And Benefits Of In-Vitro Fertilization

10/11/2009 - Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

10/11/2009 - "I'm A Little Teapot..."

10/11/2009 - Pepsi Releases iPhone App To Help Men "Score" With Women And Brag About It On Twitter

10/11/2009 - Sharon Takes The Cake

10/11/2009 - Celebrity Impressions Are The Highlight Of Last Night's SNL

10/11/2009 - Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date

10/10/2009 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

10/10/2009 - President Obama: "I Will End Don't Ask, Don't Tell. That Is My Commitment To You"

10/10/2009 - Saturday Night Social

10/10/2009 - Just Another Day For Dita

10/10/2009 - Dylan Klebold's Mother "Haunted By Horror And Anguish" Her Son Caused

10/10/2009 - Shout It Out Loud

10/10/2009 - Meet The Barry Twins, New York City's Newly Famous Job Seekers

10/10/2009 - SNL Live Thread Tonight

10/10/2009 - And Now A Scene From One Of Anthony Bourdain's Nightmares

10/10/2009 - Police Focusing On Oprah-Approved Self-Help Guru After 2 Die In Arizona "Cleansing" Ceremony

10/10/2009 - Blonde Ambition

10/10/2009 - There She Is, Miss Plastic Hungary

10/10/2009 - Prince Harry Displays His Royal Genes Jeans

10/10/2009 - Liz Jones Hates Everything And Refuses To Party With The "Stupid" Women Of The U.S.A.

10/10/2009 - Man Propositions His Estranged 13-Year-Old Daughter For Sex Via Facebook

10/10/2009 - Wash The Tears Away

10/10/2009 - "A Truly Amazing New Television Development!"

10/10/2009 - Girls Will Make Passes At Orlando Blooms Who Wear Glasses

10/10/2009 - What Will It Take For Everyone To Stop Posting Embarrassing Details About Their Lives On The Internet?

10/10/2009 - Candle On The Water

10/10/2009 - Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

10/10/2009 - Miley Cyrus Raps Her Twitter Farewell

10/9/2009 - Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Jon Gosselin

10/9/2009 - She Wants To Hold His Hand

10/9/2009 - Stick A Fork In It

10/9/2009 - Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur

10/9/2009 - R.I.P. Charlotte Snyder Turgeon

10/9/2009 - What A Gas!

10/9/2009 - Billy Ray Pleads For Miley Cyrus To Return To Twitter

10/9/2009 - "I Think She Might Have Stood Me Up"

10/9/2009 - The Naked Chef Is Heading To The Fattest City To Spark A Food Revolution

10/9/2009 - Gardasil For Boys: Not Likely

10/9/2009 - Berlusconi Urged To Apologize For Sexist Remarks • Catholic Bishops Weigh In On Health Care

10/9/2009 - Good Enough To Eat

10/9/2009 - Stars In The Sky: A Tribute To Betsy-Tacy

10/9/2009 - The Duchess Of Double Takes

10/9/2009 - Kristin Davis's Perilous Pachyderm Project

10/9/2009 - Female Nobel Winners Set New Record

10/9/2009 - Baby Survives Fall From Train Toilet

10/9/2009 - Call To Arms

10/9/2009 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

10/9/2009 - Can Werewolves Swim?

10/9/2009 - Amiya's Mobile Dance Academy Is A Dream Come True

10/9/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/9/2009 - Eau De Jingoism

10/9/2009 - Drill, Baby, Drill

10/9/2009 - When Will A "Superstar" Come Out Of The Closet?

10/9/2009 - TGIF

10/9/2009 - On The Subject Of These Alleged Online Relationship "Rules"

10/9/2009 - Lady Gaga + Hello Kitty = Crazy Cat Lady

10/9/2009 - G Is For Grace — What's That Up Her Sleeve?

10/9/2009 - True Colors

10/9/2009 - Good Hair Doesn't Get To The Root Of The Issue

10/9/2009 - The Girl Of Sandwich

10/9/2009 - Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors

10/9/2009 - The Women of America Shudder In Revulsion

10/9/2009 - Three New Hot Blondes = Three New Girls Next Door

10/9/2009 - Going Rogue Editor Has Palin-Mocking Past

10/9/2009 - All Souls Day

10/9/2009 - Marie Claire: Drew & Ellen Are Dating?

10/9/2009 - Suri Hits The Bottle

10/9/2009 - 10-Year-Old Diagnosed With Breast Cancer Is "Triple Negative. It's Environmental."

10/9/2009 - I Can Haz Deeziner Clothings?

10/9/2009 - The Tedious, Endless, Self-Righteous Heel Debate Rages On

10/9/2009 - Nursery Time

10/9/2009 - Is "Gender Fatigue" Stopping You From Discussing Discrimination at Work?

10/9/2009 - The Love Glove

10/9/2009 - Has Calorie Restriction Jumped The Shark?

10/9/2009 - The "Hecession" Is Just Hype

10/9/2009 - Soccer Star Undie Fight; Model Sues Guess? For Sexual Harassment

10/9/2009 - Turn The Other Cheek

10/9/2009 - Project Runway: Divorcée Dilemmas & Disasters

10/9/2009 - The Yawn Of A New Day

10/9/2009 - The Bigger The Better?

10/9/2009 - The Peanut Gallery: Responses To Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Win

10/9/2009 - And Today, We Bombed The Moon.

10/9/2009 - The Party Faithful

10/9/2009 - Real Housewives: Running In Heels

10/9/2009 - Point & Cute

10/9/2009 - Q: "What Do You Say To Parents Who Think The Wild Things Film May Be Too Scary?"

10/9/2009 - Philharmonic Gala Was A Total Fantasia

10/9/2009 - Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains

10/9/2009 - Getting A Leg Up

10/9/2009 - House Passes Sexual Orientation Update To Hate Crimes Bill

10/9/2009 - Kid 'N Play

10/9/2009 - Marge Simpson Poses Nude For Playboy

10/9/2009 - Worst Holiday Ever: National Pro-Life Cupcake Day

10/9/2009 - President Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

10/9/2009 - Close To The Heart

10/9/2009 - Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink

10/8/2009 - Toddlers & Tiaras: 9-Year-Old Gets Tattooed & Other WTF Moments

10/8/2009 - Jean Genie

10/8/2009 - Michele Bachmann Calls MSNBC Anchors "Stalkers"

10/8/2009 - Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention

10/8/2009 - Is Bottled Water Making Girls "Aggressive?"

10/8/2009 - Order On The Court

10/8/2009 - Tracy Morgan Is Now On Twitter!

10/8/2009 - "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."

10/8/2009 - Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4

10/8/2009 - Italian Court Overturns Berlusconi's Immunity

10/8/2009 - Excuse My Gangsta Ways Is Both Illuminating And Uplifting

10/8/2009 - Every Little Bit Helps

10/8/2009 - Five Reasons To Mourn And Celebrate Irving Penn

10/8/2009 - Nice Murse.

10/8/2009 - Tina Fey Sheds Her Smart Girl Image In Bazaar

10/8/2009 - Ralph Lauren Takes Responsibility For Photoshop Of Horrors

10/8/2009 - 1,000 Faces, No Concensus

10/8/2009 - Over The Moon

10/8/2009 - Seriously, What Is Jon Gosselin's Damage?

10/8/2009 - "Call Me Boo Scarymore!"

10/8/2009 - Mixed Feelings About The New Black Barbie Dolls

10/8/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/8/2009 - Movies, Censorship, And The "Myth" Of Female Ejaculation

10/8/2009 - When Doves Cry

10/8/2009 - Halloween At Dean & Deluca: The Trick Is Being Able To Afford The Treats

10/8/2009 - "Wait, Is That James Bond?"

10/8/2009 - A Safe Space To Admit You Don't Like The Godfather.

10/8/2009 - Daily Mail Makes Up Childless Woman's Story

10/8/2009 - Whatever, Panties, Or Random: What's The Most Annoying Word?

10/8/2009 - One Singular Sensation

10/8/2009 - The Beauty Pageant Coach Interview TLC Didn't Want You To See

10/8/2009 - A Bird In The Hand

10/8/2009 - Someone On Reality TV Finally Busts An Implant

10/8/2009 - Character Study

10/8/2009 - Pelosi Strikes Back At GOP's "Know Your Place" Insult

10/8/2009 - Graphic Images

10/8/2009 - October Vogue: The Breakfast Club

10/8/2009 - "My Cell Phone? I Think I Threw It That Way."

10/8/2009 - Kate Gosselin Uses "Weird Mom Powers" To Tame Paparazzi

10/8/2009 - Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer

10/8/2009 - In South Korea, Single Parenthood Is A Radical Choice

10/8/2009 - Brush With Fame

10/8/2009 - Man Shops Globe: The World Is Your Boho Bazaar

10/8/2009 - Not Ready For Her Close-Up

10/8/2009 - Take Two Aspirin And A Hysterectomy And Call Me In The Morning

10/8/2009 - One More Reason Never To Do Karaoke

10/8/2009 - Fear Meets Sex Appeal In Drug-Detecting Lip Gloss

10/8/2009 - The Sign Of The Cross

10/8/2009 - French Polanski Defender Accused Of Sex With Underage Prostitutes

10/8/2009 - Graceful, Laceful, Otherwise Engaged

10/8/2009 - Yeah, A Laugh A Minute

10/8/2009 - McQueen Goes After Madden; Supermodel Spends $50K A Month On Clothes

10/8/2009 - Boob-y Ad Drives Britons Crazy

10/8/2009 - The Miracle Workers

10/8/2009 - ANTM: Everybody Must Feel Stoned

10/8/2009 - What A Spectacle

10/8/2009 - Sparkle-Vamp Goes Geek In Twilight Spoof

10/8/2009 - Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness

10/8/2009 - Obama Appoints Openly Gay Ambassador

10/8/2009 - Old Dog, New Tricks

10/8/2009 - Crazy Like A Fox: Karl Rove Declares Victory In Healthcare Conflict

10/8/2009 - Blanket Statement

10/8/2009 - Reminder: Support Education Through Donors Choose

10/8/2009 - Behind The Iron Curtain: Herta Mueller Wins Nobel Prize For Literature

10/8/2009 - Teen Kicked Out Of School For Cross-Dressing

10/8/2009 - The Thread White & Blue

10/8/2009 - Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show

10/7/2009 - Dr. Phil's Teen Oral Sex Show Is Infuriating

10/7/2009 - Bear Meets Wolf

10/7/2009 - Top 10 Reasons Not To Visit Spike.com

10/7/2009 - Grounded: Why Thirteen Women Never Made It To Space

10/7/2009 - The Elephant In The Womb

10/7/2009 - Uphill Battles

10/7/2009 - NY Times Reporters Trace Michelle Obama's Family History

10/7/2009 - A Dear In Headlights

10/7/2009 - Peep Show

10/7/2009 - Gosselins Fight Over Twins' Birthday; Britney's Kids Living In Squalor At K-Fed's

10/7/2009 - You Can't Teach Old Dogs New Tricks... Or How To Use A Condom

10/7/2009 - Let Your Fingers Do The Talking

10/7/2009 - Elizabeth Taylor Accuses Media Of Lying About Her Health Issues

10/7/2009 - Pretzel Logic

10/7/2009 - New Oklahoma Law Will Put Details Of All Abortions Online

10/7/2009 - R.I.P. Irving Penn

10/7/2009 - Elle Highlights Women In Hollywood Who Actually Work

10/7/2009 - Forces Of Nature

10/7/2009 - High - And We Do Mean High - Drama At Galliano!

10/7/2009 - Pinto Beam

10/7/2009 - Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years

10/7/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/7/2009 - Will The Pill Stop You From Hooking Up With Bad Boys?

10/7/2009 - Great Chemistry

10/7/2009 - Layaway: The Unsexiest Thing In The Entire World

10/7/2009 - How Bazaar

10/7/2009 - How Mobile Phones Contribute To Female Progress In Developing Nations

10/7/2009 - Self-Proclaimed Tootsie Look-Alike Makes The Cover Of Bazaar

10/7/2009 - The City: Designer Knockoff Shopping Scene Is A Fake

10/7/2009 - The Few, The Proud

10/7/2009 - Impossible Motherhood: An "Abortion Addict" Tells Her Story

10/7/2009 - Happy Hump Chomp Day!

10/7/2009 - Kooky, Mysterious, Ooky At Miu-Miu!

10/7/2009 - Sen. Franken Fights KBR On Behalf Of Rape Vicitims

10/7/2009 - Ralph Lauren's Ridiculous Photoshop; More Ridiculous Rage

10/7/2009 - Husbands & Wives

10/7/2009 - Feminist Leaders Slam Letterman; Lawyer Claims Evidence Of Harassment

10/7/2009 - "Wow, I Love Seeing Pictures Of St. Olaf!"

10/7/2009 - This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Pirate Movie Is Better Than Gosselin Drama

10/7/2009 - Blondes Have More Fun, Longer Showers

10/7/2009 - Barbara Walters Is Confused About Good Hair

10/7/2009 - Laying Down The Law

10/7/2009 - French Women Do Get Fat: Food, Fitness & Fad Diets

10/7/2009 - Bubble, Bubble Toil & Trouble

10/7/2009 - "Witchcraft School": For Mature Students Only

10/7/2009 - Lost Season 6 Spoiler

10/7/2009 - Man Shops Globe: Where Your Heaps Of Overpriced Tchotchkes Come From

10/7/2009 - House Calls

10/7/2009 - DJ Am's Addiction Series To Premiere Next Week

10/7/2009 - Gotta Whole Otte Love

10/7/2009 - Whole Otte Love

10/7/2009 - 4 Anti-Feminist Cliches: Highlights Of The Texas T-Shirt Saga

10/7/2009 - Martha Stewart Does The Proust Questionnaire

10/7/2009 - Louis Vuitton Was...Quite The SideShow!

10/7/2009 - Terrorist Fist Bump!

10/7/2009 - What About The Miscarriage Penelope Trunk Didn't Tweet?

10/7/2009 - Chest Intentions

10/7/2009 - "She Was A Real Pioneer"

10/7/2009 - Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong

10/7/2009 - Iranian Women Still Fighting For A True Democracy

10/7/2009 - The 21 Club

10/7/2009 - The Hills Casts Child Actor Amid Speidi Baby Drama

10/7/2009 - Cannonball Fun

10/7/2009 - Baby's First Trip To SeaWorld

10/7/2009 - Fashion Police Called At Law Abiding Citizen Premiere

10/7/2009 - The Cupcake Car: Appealing Or Appalling?

10/7/2009 - Little Feet

10/7/2009 - Hillary Clinton: Violence Against Guinea Women "Criminality Of The Greatest Degree"

10/7/2009 - He Kissed A Girl

10/7/2009 - Cervical Cancer Could Be Eradicated

10/7/2009 - Democrats Vow To Eliminate Domestic Violence As Pre-Existing Condition

10/7/2009 - Serena Williams Naked

10/7/2009 - Double Trouble

10/7/2009 - Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting

10/6/2009 - Oprah Tries To Interview 7-Year-Old Schizophrenic, Fails

10/6/2009 - Mercury In Metrograde

10/6/2009 - Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery

10/6/2009 - Educated Wives Make Men Live Longer

10/6/2009 - Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy

10/6/2009 - What A Doll

10/6/2009 - "Trash The Dress": The Choice Of The Rebel Bride

10/6/2009 - A Dingo Ate His Baby

10/6/2009 - Alexander McQueen: For The Futuristic Interplanetary Mutant Alien Queen In You

10/6/2009 - Bad Ideas From Hollywood, Part CXXXVII

10/6/2009 - Ex-wife Of D.C. Sniper Was Apparently His Real Target

10/6/2009 - You Gogh, Girl

10/6/2009 - Forbes Defends Children From Scourge Of "Best-Friend Moms"

10/6/2009 - Put Out To Posture

10/6/2009 - Breast Best Foot Forward At Valentino

10/6/2009 - "It'll Be So Moist, It'll Taste So Good"

10/6/2009 - Doctor Claims He Was Framed In Miscarriage Case • Gay Couple Refused Right To Wed In Moscow

10/6/2009 - When You're A Jet, You're A Jet All The Way

10/6/2009 - How Do We Define Beauty?

10/6/2009 - Label Whores

10/6/2009 - Khloe's Getting Married

10/6/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/6/2009 - Latin & Hispanic Names: "Doomed"

10/6/2009 - Butterflies Aren't Free

10/6/2009 - "I'll Forgive A Lot From The Man Who Gave Us Chinatown"

10/6/2009 - Back In The Saddle Again

10/6/2009 - WTF Moment On Daytime TV

10/6/2009 - "Emotional Robot" Girlfriend Inspires One Emotion: Terror

10/6/2009 - Can We Please Issue A DNR For Betsy McCaughey's Career?

10/6/2009 - Sign Of The Times

10/6/2009 - 11 Cool Things From The Princess And The Frog

10/6/2009 - Her Highness, Princess Ugg Of RetroFug

10/6/2009 - Chanel Takes A Roll In The Hay

10/6/2009 - Indian Kids Become Workers, Wives

10/6/2009 - "The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line:" The Toughness Of Helen Thomas

10/6/2009 - You Can Leave Your Hat On

10/6/2009 - American Appalling: Dov Charney's Muppet Love

10/6/2009 - The Beautiful One

10/6/2009 - Samantha Bee: Cultural Sensitivity, D; Butt & Bikini Wax Jokes, A+

10/6/2009 - Sweden Denies Existence Of All-Lesbian Town

10/6/2009 - Anna Wintour Attempts To Make Friends With Teenage Girls

10/6/2009 - Top Banana

10/6/2009 - Why Won't Birthers Die? Scientists Point To "Implicit Social Cognition"

10/6/2009 - It's Miller Time

10/6/2009 - Sarah Vowell, Jon Stewart, And The Freedom Of The Bowl Haircut

10/6/2009 - Nothing Says "School Spirit" Like Performing Obscene Acts On A Cheerleader

10/6/2009 - No Pants - Lots Of Breasts - At Yves Saint Laurent

10/6/2009 - I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

10/6/2009 - Rachel Zoe's (Mostly Inaccurate) Overuse Of "Literally"

10/6/2009 - The Man Is Such A Hamm

10/6/2009 - Women Reward Unsuitable Behavior With Sex

10/6/2009 - Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk

10/6/2009 - Candy Land

10/6/2009 - Don't Fence Me In

10/6/2009 - Letterman Jokes And Owns Up — What More Do We Want?

10/6/2009 - Stand & Deliver

10/6/2009 - Not My Cup Of Tea

10/6/2009 - Why Was Helen Mirren At The Couple's Retreat Premiere?

10/6/2009 - "It's Not Like I Walk Down The Street Saying, 'I'm The Bra Man.'"

10/6/2009 - The Waiting Game

10/6/2009 - Midnight In The Garden Of (Healthcare) Good And Evil

10/6/2009 - "So Then She Said, 'Cute Shoes.' But In A Mean Way."

10/6/2009 - Lowball Glasses, Vintage Remotes, Jeweled Lipstick & Old Dolls

10/6/2009 - New Recommendations For Depression During Pregnancy, But Few Answers

10/6/2009 - Polanski To Remain In Prison

10/6/2009 - Rag & Moan

10/6/2009 - Heidi Klum's Name Change; Letterman's Apology

10/5/2009 - Nancy Grace Hands Jon Gosselin His Ass

10/5/2009 - Barton Think

10/5/2009 - The Cost Of Unsafe Abortions

10/5/2009 - Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"

10/5/2009 - Supreme Court Takes On "Crush Videos"

10/5/2009 - It Gives You Wings

10/5/2009 - Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line

10/5/2009 - It's A Wash

10/5/2009 - Staring Into The Void Of The New Gender Gap

10/5/2009 - Egypt Fears Fake Hymen Will Make Women Promiscuous

10/5/2009 - Judge Judy: "Don't Visit Your Bad Judgment Onto Your Children!"

10/5/2009 - Dramatic Readings

10/5/2009 - Why Didn't Whip It Bring In More Bank?

10/5/2009 - Shop 'N Stop

10/5/2009 - 10 Year-Olds Getting Bikini Waxes? • Breast Cancer Gene Discovered

10/5/2009 - David Letterman Apologizes To Wife On-Air

10/5/2009 - The Devil Does Not Wear Prada: Fall/Winter Internship Announcement

10/5/2009 - Lip Service

10/5/2009 - Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter

10/5/2009 - Someone's Making A Scene

10/5/2009 - On Mad Men, When Is It Rape?

10/5/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/5/2009 - Seinfeld Cast Reunites On Curb Your Enthusiasm

10/5/2009 - Nothing's Shocking

10/5/2009 - Erin Andrews's Stalker: Just Another "Normal Guy"

10/5/2009 - Berry Sweet!

10/5/2009 - Dear Pumas: Our Vaginas Are Not Registered To Vote!

10/5/2009 - Michael Steele Reminded Of Token Status

10/5/2009 - Allure Fights Natural Aging Process, Prefers "Nice, Naive" Girls

10/5/2009 - Eyes On The Prize

10/5/2009 - Something Blue: Are You A Formerly-Employed Bridal Mag Staffer?

10/5/2009 - Whatever Floats Your Boat

10/5/2009 - Theft, Lies, & Videotaping: Gosselin Plans To Tap Into Kids' Trust Fund

10/5/2009 - More Proof Insurance Companies Are Evil

10/5/2009 - Jump, Jump, Jumpsuits For Joy At Stella McCartney

10/5/2009 - Palm Sunday

10/5/2009 - Will Women Stop Watching Dave?

10/5/2009 - "…And Your Little Dog, Too!"

10/5/2009 - Head Of The Class: Help Gawker Help Young Girls

10/5/2009 - Aimee Mullins On Her Right To Choose ... Her Legs

10/5/2009 - Black Models Tell Teen Vogue How Hard It Is To Be Black Models

10/5/2009 - One Mile High & Rising

10/5/2009 - Mannequin Sales Mirror Fashion Industry Prejudices

10/5/2009 - Bravo, Ladies. Bravo.

10/5/2009 - Mad Men: Sex, Lies, & The Recline Of The Roman Empire

10/5/2009 - Someone's Cracking Levi's Nuts — And It's Not Sarah Palin

10/5/2009 - How Kourtney Kardashian Chose Her Choice

10/5/2009 - Seeds Of Change

10/5/2009 - Hollywood Heavy Nikki Finke: Victim Of Misogyny, And Misogynist Extraordinaire

10/5/2009 - Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves!

10/5/2009 - Australia Goes Bananas For Condoms

10/5/2009 - Lady Gaga Loves Human Hair; Marc Jacobs Doesn't Mind The Knock-Offs

10/5/2009 - Vampire Wedding Scare-emoney Was Bloody Good Fun

10/5/2009 - Embraceable You

10/5/2009 - What Does "Good Hair" Really Mean, Anyway?

10/5/2009 - Boston Uncommon

10/5/2009 - Protection Injections

10/5/2009 - Poised & Polished Peeps At Precious Screening

10/5/2009 - Brigitte Bars Models

10/5/2009 - Booth Babe

10/5/2009 - Justice Sotomayor And The Supreme Court Shuffle

10/5/2009 - Giving The Boot

10/5/2009 - Stuntwoman Dies At 92

10/5/2009 - Studies Show Autism More Common Than Previously Thought

10/5/2009 - Nip/Tuck

10/5/2009 - Pigs In Zen

10/5/2009 - Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town

10/4/2009 - Sunday Night Wrap-Up

10/4/2009 - "Cake Forever, Pie Never!"

10/4/2009 - 13 Million Babies Born Premature Each Year

10/4/2009 - Tangled Up In Blue

10/4/2009 - The Placenta Teddy Bear: Respectful Tribute Or Teddy Yuckspin?

10/4/2009 - Belle On Wheels

10/4/2009 - Making Friends Is Hard To Do

10/4/2009 - Dog Day Afternoon

10/4/2009 - The Critics Aren't Impressed With Lindsay Lohan's Fashion Week Debut

10/4/2009 - The Great Escape

10/4/2009 - Karl Lagerfeld Shows Everyone Else At Fashion Week How It's Done

10/4/2009 - The Homely Woman Scrap Book Is Way Harsh, Tai

10/4/2009 - Here's Lookin' At You, Kid

10/4/2009 - Jon Gosselin Empties Joint Bank Account

10/4/2009 - Lindsay Lohan Makes Her Debut As Ungaro's Artistic Director At Paris Fashion Week

10/4/2009 - Reading, Writing, Readiness

10/4/2009 - Lady Gaga Steals The Show From Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, And Madonna On Last Night's SNL

10/4/2009 - Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn

10/3/2009 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

10/3/2009 - Saturday Night Social

10/3/2009 - Chuck Bass Can't Stop Thinking About _______

10/3/2009 - It Ain't The Butterfly, It's The Tootsie Roll: An Ode To Fairly Inappropriate School Dance Anthems

10/3/2009 - A Few Strings Attached

10/3/2009 - Sneaky Seagull Is A Hero For The Dorito Lover In Us All

10/3/2009 - Jean-Paul Gaultier: Brights, Bras, Bellies, And Braids

10/3/2009 - Katy Perry Goes Glam

10/3/2009 - Kate Gosselin Rips Down Jon's No Trespassing Sign

10/3/2009 - Braniff Would Like You To Fly The Extremely Friendly Skies

10/3/2009 - SNL Live Thread Tonight!

10/3/2009 - Viktor & Rolf Invite You To Their Awe-Inspiring Prom

10/3/2009 - Llama Rescued After Being Stranded On Pikes Peak

10/3/2009 - Viva Brasil!

10/3/2009 - Will You Be Able To Watch Anything Created By Polanski Apologists?

10/3/2009 - Rainbow Brite Arrives At Super Exclusive Pegasus Dealership

10/3/2009 - Bill Maher Brings Us Sarah Palin's Going Rogue: The Jane Austen Edition

10/3/2009 - Grimace Glamorous

10/3/2009 - Real Housewives Of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss' Former Fiance Killed In Night Club Fight

10/3/2009 - Regretsy Takes Aim At Crappy Crafters Everywhere

10/3/2009 - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

10/3/2009 - Model Warns Customers With Her Eyes

10/3/2009 - What The Living Do

10/3/2009 - Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again

10/2/2009 - "I'm A Feminist Who Uses The Word 'Bitch'…"

10/2/2009 - Who Is That Masked Man?

10/2/2009 - Stick A Fork In It

10/2/2009 - Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"

10/2/2009 - Fountain Of Youth

10/2/2009 - African Fashion Magazines On The Rise

10/2/2009 - Now Listen Up/She's Razor Sharp/If She Don't Get Her Way/She'll Slice You Apart

10/2/2009 - Amber Rose Discloses Her Ethnicity

10/2/2009 - Music And Passion Are Always In Fashion

10/2/2009 - Going Ghost: When Celebrities "Write" Books

10/2/2009 - Model Behavior

10/2/2009 - Media Watch: Glenn Beck Gunning For Valerie Jarrett

10/2/2009 - Court Rejects Suu Kyi's Appeal • France To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders?

10/2/2009 - Tivo Alert: Tyra Wigs Out On Gossip Girl Monday

10/2/2009 - Patriot Day

10/2/2009 - 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

10/2/2009 - Eastern Promises

10/2/2009 - Sarah Haskins: Hot Chicks Love Smells

10/2/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/2/2009 - Bloody Hell: Menstrual Activists Make Periods Public

10/2/2009 - Where The Wild Things Are

10/2/2009 - Why I Hate “Recessionista” Lifestyle Pieces

10/2/2009 - TGIF

10/2/2009 - Vivienne Westwood: Rococo Eccentricity & Modern Marie Antoinettes

10/2/2009 - Homophobes Target Fictional Penguins

10/2/2009 - Critics Say You Must (See) Whip It

10/2/2009 - Bicycle Built For Two

10/2/2009 - Pimp My GOP: How The Republican Party Can Become Relevant Again

10/2/2009 - They Call Me Baby Driver

10/2/2009 - Solange On Her Hair: "I’ve Always Been Really Fearless About Change."

10/2/2009 - "Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"

10/2/2009 - Real Housewives Big Poppa Proposes To Kim

10/2/2009 - And Justice For All

10/2/2009 - F Is For Francesca, And I Wish I Were Her

10/2/2009 - Achtung, Baby

10/2/2009 - Galliano For Dior: For The Flirty, Foxy, Femme Fatale Film Star In You

10/2/2009 - Unlike Founder, FMF Believes In Polanski Prosecution

10/2/2009 - Judging A Book By Its Cover: An Artistic Analysis Of Going Rogue

10/2/2009 - Cold Comfort

10/2/2009 - "You Don't Call Jessie A Monkey. That's My Daughter"

10/2/2009 - Hello, Friendo

10/2/2009 - "Office Romance"? No, Letterman's Affairs Were An Abuse Of Power

10/2/2009 - Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…

10/2/2009 - The Fashion At The Vogue Party In Paris: Meh

10/2/2009 - May I Have This Glance?

10/2/2009 - Jon Gosselin Didn't Get The Motorcycle TLC "Promised" Him, Cancels Show

10/2/2009 - Still Life With Steadicam

10/2/2009 - Valley Of The Dolls

10/2/2009 - Lohan's A "Living Doll" Says Ungaro CEO; Siriano Gets His Own Reality Show

10/2/2009 - Race Relations

10/2/2009 - Talk To The Hand

10/2/2009 - Project Runway: Shower Loofas & Disco Pumpkins

10/2/2009 - What's Up, Bra?

10/2/2009 - Forever & A Day

10/2/2009 - Chris Rock On Roman Polanski: "It's Rape! Rape!"

10/2/2009 - Feminist Halloween

10/2/2009 - Sweet Cheeks

10/2/2009 - The Tangled Web That John Ensign Weaves

10/2/2009 - 'Tis A Pitti

10/2/2009 - Weather The Apocalypse In Style!

10/2/2009 - Elizabeth Smart Reveals Daily Rapes, Other Details Of Captivity

10/2/2009 - First Look At Going Rogue

10/2/2009 - Homeward Bound

10/2/2009 - Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled

10/1/2009 - 10 Parenting Fails Of Pageant Moms

10/1/2009 - Sister Act

10/1/2009 - Jon Declares War On TLC; Autopsy Reveals Michael Was Healthy, Tattooed

10/1/2009 - Kristen Stewart Is Edgy, You Guys

10/1/2009 - Former Cigna Executive Says Health Care Reform Will Be a "Bailout" of the Insurance Industry

10/1/2009 - The World Is Yours

10/1/2009 - Naked Fat Girls On Ellen! Sort Of!

10/1/2009 - Pretty In Pink

10/1/2009 - Ann Coulter, Don't You Dare Be Jealous of Glenn Beck!

10/1/2009 - Should Women Be Allowed On The Frontlines?

10/1/2009 - Edith Zimmerman's "Letters to the Editor of Women's Magazines": Hilarious

10/1/2009 - Idol Worship

10/1/2009 - Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career

10/1/2009 - Ooh La La: Les Lunettes!

10/1/2009 - Dominican Republic Makes Abortion Illegal, No Exceptions • Australian Brothels Offer Senior Discounts

10/1/2009 - Get To Know Hollywood's Real Leading Ladies

10/1/2009 - Daily Mail Finds Rare Childless Woman Who Is Not Miserable

10/1/2009 - After The Storm

10/1/2009 - Michelle Obama Discovers Big Bird Is A Birther

10/1/2009 - How About That Elfin Magic?

10/1/2009 - Politics, Palestine, & Sesame Street

10/1/2009 - Reader Roundup

10/1/2009 - Obvious Child: The First Abortion Rom-Com

10/1/2009 - I'll Tumble For Ya

10/1/2009 - Are Anti-Polanski Celebs Afraid To Speak Up?

10/1/2009 - Hold The Phone!

10/1/2009 - K8 Hardy Makes Fashion Arty, Fun

10/1/2009 - Maybe She's Born With It ... Maybe She Shot It From A Snowmobile

10/1/2009 - 7 Things I Loved About Whip It!

10/1/2009 - A 'Bridge' To Nowhere

10/1/2009 - A Reconsideration Of Penelope Trunk, The Miscarriage-Tweeting Career Advisor

10/1/2009 - Watch The Birdie

10/1/2009 - ANTM: Nouns Are Better Than Verbs, And Other Modeling Lessons From Tyra

10/1/2009 - Hipsters Of The Universe

10/1/2009 - Glamour's "Plus-Size" Model Photo Unveiled On Ellen

10/1/2009 - Above The Jaw

10/1/2009 - Born To Rue: Why Some People May Be Hard-Wired For Anxiety

10/1/2009 - And Now: A Very Uplifting Moment

10/1/2009 - Balmain: For The Mad Max Rock & Roll Warrior Princess In You

10/1/2009 - Mad Men's Appeal Is All About Joan

10/1/2009 - Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat?

10/1/2009 - Fits Like A Glove

10/1/2009 - In Lebanon, Learning To Be Pretty Begins Early

10/1/2009 - I See London, I See France

10/1/2009 - Heidi Montag Co-Hosts The View, Pisses Off Barbara Walters

10/1/2009 - Flirty Teacher From Mad Men Is Woman From Twix Commercial

10/1/2009 - Does Lindsay Lohan Deserve To Guide A Major French Fashion House?

10/1/2009 - Double/Dutch

10/1/2009 - Is Legislation The Way To Stop Cyberbullying?

10/1/2009 - Shredded Heat

10/1/2009 - Bachmann: 13-Year-Olds Will Get Abortions During School!

10/1/2009 - Jay-Z Raps About Wintour; Gaga & Marc Jacobs Do Comic Book

10/1/2009 - Elizabeth Edwards Threatening Divorce?

10/1/2009 - Amp It Up

10/1/2009 - Remarry? Madonna Would Rather Get Run Over By Train

10/1/2009 - Crocheted Cock

10/1/2009 - Effortless Style At Beckham/Adidas Bash

10/1/2009 - Donkey Throng

10/1/2009 - Are We Ready To Confront The Boogeyman of Socialized Medicine?

10/1/2009 - Ready For Liftoff

10/1/2009 - History Of Violence

10/1/2009 - Lynchpin Of Polanski Misconduct Case: "I Lied"

10/1/2009 - Jump Start

10/1/2009 - Damage Control

10/1/2009 - Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski