Prick Up Your Ears

Stick A Fork Toothpick In It

Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant

Marriage Is Gay

Afternoon Delights

Handmade's Tale: Documentary Charts Rise Of The Crafting Mafia

Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

First Wife's Club

Critics Find The Proposal Unengaging, Formulaic

New Show Picks Up Where Deuce Bigelow Left Off

Hair-Raising Adventure

Do Dads Get A Raw Deal?

Hue & Cry

Husband Of Senator's Mistress Will Go To Any Lengths To Get Revenge

WTF Moment On Late Night TV

France May Ban The Burqa • Couple With Swine Flu Weds

American Tragedy

"Secrets" From Jennifer Love Hewitt's New Dating Book

Close, But No Guitar

How Many Names Did Kathy Griffin Drop On Kimmel Last Night?

Reader Roundup

Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions

Shit Happens

Fashion Writer Blames "Fascist Industry", "Gay Designerdom" For Womanity's Ills

TGIF

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

"Show Your Moral Courage, Young Ladies, And Write"

WashPo's "Weddings And Relationships": Newest Best Guilty Pleasure

Safe Havens

Huckabee Hits Daily Show Audience With Crap About Abortion, Slavery

A Royal (Under)Carriage

Bacardi Ad Uses Misogyny To Sell Alcohol To Women

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The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi

Shop-Sprite

What Women Want: Gay Male Sex

Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team

Marie Claire: Lifestyles Of The Rich & Felonious

Female Beer Inspector: Ale Must Be "Feminized"

When Fetish Goes Mainstream As Fashion

A Face In The Shroud

Michelle Obama Is Not Claire Huxtable: The Dangers Of Comparing Reality To TV

Keira Knightley: Air Moll

Four Words

Mountain Dew Commercial Features Women Who Play Warcraft

Sonia Sotomayor, Oppressor Of White Men Everywhere

Lady In Red

The Myth & Reality Of The Crazy Cat Lady

Sparkle Vamp Caught Canoodling With Claire

"I Guess I'm Just Too Old To Follow The Modern Ideas"

Malkovich Does Menswear; Lagerfeld's Ballet Costume Gets Booed

Cookie Dough Advisory In Effect!

Brussels Stouts

Roseanne: Acting Like A Man Doesn't Work For Comedy, Women's Equality

Public Enemy No. 1

Bo Knows... Whose House It Is

What Exactly Was The Dress Code At The Lakers Victory Party?

Chubby People Live Longest

The Ivy League

Iran's Supreme Leader: Sit Down And Shut Up

Liv & Friend: How To Get A Head In Assvertising

Like A Virgin

Barack Obama And The Changing Face Of Fatherhood

French Woman Given Five Years For Infanticide

Sending Out An S.O.S.

Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?