Personal Foul

Lost In Translation

Lindsay Accuses Justin Of Cheating; Billy William Joel, Wife, Call It Quits

Female Basketball Star Goes To Europe, Makes History

Not To Put Too Fine A Point On It

Lauren Conrad Victim Of Middle-Aged, Crazed Mommy Fans

Hayden Gives Good Cheer

Why The White House Helps Women

Beloved English Children's Book Author Was "Controlling, Difficult, Despised Many People."

Will Arnett's Really Excited To See His Old Friend

Kinds Of Blue

Colorful, Captivating Clothes At Arise Africa Fashion Week

Car(bon) Copies

Even Gap Designer Clothes Only Available In Tiny Sizes

Pedophile Rapist Gets 1 Year In Prison • Platonic Baboon Pals Perplex Scientists

Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal

And To Think That I Saw It Near Mulberry Street

Can Books Teach Us How To Love?

Courtney Asks Fellow To Engage In Fart Joke

Best Argument For Gay Marriage: The Wedding-Planners!

Reader Roundup

Some People Underestimate The Economic Impact Of Abortion

Another Brick In The Wall

Beth Ditto Makes Plus-Size Clothing Fun, Sequined, 80s

Happy Hump Day

Female Tennis Players: Faking It Like Meg Ryan?

Prime Time

Housewife Of Atlanta NeNe Screams On Hosts Today

What A Diva

Bow Down: Michelle Obama Inaugural Outfit Hits The Streets

God Save The Queen

Pre-Implantation Genetic Diagnosis: Will We Design Our Babies Like We Design Our Miis?

Judge Increases Roeder's Bail After Threats

This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Getting Married; Kate's Smacking The Kids

Hold Your Hand Up (High)

Sanjaya Explains His Sexual Orientation

Lauren Conrad: _______ Is This Big

Is Calling Detained Adult Journalists "Girls" A Calculated Move?

Fast Food

Levi Johnston's Best Dude Steals Show On L.A. Shopping Trip

What Lies In The Shadow Of The Statue

Real Housewives Of New Jersey Finale: "Prostitution Whore!"

Tina Fey: High Flying

Study: Maybe There's No "Depression Gene" After All

What Little Girl Wouldn't Want To Go To "Wife Camp?"

Cat-Killer Released From Custody

Many Questions, Few Answers

HawthoRNe Is Dead On Arrival

They'll Put A Spell On You

The View Down Under

Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!

The Joy Of Sex

Women's Integration Army

Real Housewives Of New Jersey: The Sex Tape

Nobody F-cks With The Jesus

Protecting The Rights Of Men

A Little Bit Country, A Lot Of No-Pants, At CMT Music Awards

Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

A Chalkwork Orange

Obama Administration Will Afford Only Some Rights To Gay Americans

Joan Meets Joan Jr.

Notable/Quotable

Unsolved Mysteries: How Can The Obamas Eat Burgers, Still Be Healthy?

Less Than Drool-Worthy

Carol's Children

Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"