Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Breeders

Hangers-On

Stick A Fork (Or Straw) In It

Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson

What, Never?

Good Night, And Good Luck

Angelina Did Not Adopt Two Black Kids From Harlem

Sunny-Side Up

Condoms: The Prophylactic Against War Criminals!

Top 10 Worst Wedding Songs

The Last Word?

Run, Forest, Run

Mr. Big Plays Housewife? How Bazaar

Eva Longoria: Desperate Frostbite

Reader Roundup

Doctor Thwarts Canadian Woman's Choice To Be Sterilized

Ladies' Night

On The Fence

Anti-Abortion Blogger's Miracle Baby Was, In Fact, A Doll

TGIF

The Master Puppeteer

You Wanna Be On Top On The Back

Hell's Bells

Sappho's Leap

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Jennifer Aniston's Two Fingered Salute

Orgasm Faces: Immersion: Porn Brings Voyeurism To The Fore

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Sarah Haskins Has Ladyfriends & Movie News

Labor, Love

"Pro-Life" Groups Continue To Threaten Clinics, Declare Violence "Inevitable"

Cameron Ropes-A-Dope

"I Am A Princess" And, Apparently, A Narcissist

British GQ Editor On Beth Ditto: "Fat… A Porker… A Bad Example"

The Situation Room: A Palin/Letterman Album Of Outrage

Shout, Damned Spot

Carrie Prejean Spreads The Blame After Being Stripped Of Title

Draft Dodger

Tooth Fairy

Just Like Us: Denzel Washington Often Sneaks Ice Cream Upstairs

Vogue's Eco Economics

Light As A Feather

What Happens When Teen Moms Find Themselves With Two Babies

Demi & Dude Cannot Believe _______

Feelin' Groovy

Eva Mendes Cries At Cartier; Michelle Obama Will Not Wear Fur

"I'm Afraid We Can't Go Around Settling Bills For The Princess's Knickers"

Barbarians At The Gate

Why Is "Toothy" Sienna Miller On The Cover Of Vogue Again?

Katy Perry Needs Help

He's All Ears

Fatal Attraction To 80's Clothes Shines Through At Michael Douglas Tribute

Programming Note

What Happens In Vegas...

Practical Footwear Fetishist Also Stalker, Pedophile

Tina Fey Hops To It

"Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"

Why Is It So Difficult To Defend Sarah Palin?

The Faceless Women Of Anti-Choice Cartoons

Her Finger Does The Talking

Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy