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Mel Delivers "Crazed Rant" At Church; Nicole Kidman Denies Adoption Rumors

Gross Anatomy

Male Guardian Writer Says Men Are Idiots, Women Should Take Over

What's Up, Dock?

Study: Religion Makes Women No Less Likely To Obtain Abortions

Halle & Nahla Have Some (Monkey) Business To Take Care Of

#Crafts

How Should Restauarant Owners Weather The Recession? Being Women.

Mark Penn Defends Men, Idiocy

Purse/Strings

Girls Who Play Boys Who Don't Think Girls Should Play Boys

The Lady Dresses So Sharp It Hurts

KKK Targeting Kids

Capulet Balcony Cleared For Modern Weddings • Iranian Candidate Voices Support For Women's Rights

Movie Review Haiku: Drag Me To Hell

Paths Of Quarry

"I Don't Mean To Sound Like A Self-Promoting Prick But…"

Dark-Tressed Starlet Trailed By Dark-Dressed Designer?

VH1's Stance On "Retarded" Is Inconsistent

Reader Roundup

Playboy On Conservative Women: "Castration Has Begun To Look Appealing"

Hol(e)y War

5 Hideous Things Urban Outfitters Wants You To Wear This Summer

Jessica, Love, Oy

What I Learned In Creative Writing Class

Axe Schedules A Month Of Hook Ups At A Women's Dorm

So You Think You Can Dance? 80's Fashions Are Like, Awesome

Blondes Have More Sun

Nia Vardalos Uses Her "Big Mouth" To Promote Adoption, Films For Women

Hot Pocket

What Is Happiness Anyway?

Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall

Should Michelle Obama Get Back In The Kitchen?

The Human Stain

On George Tiller And The Profound Power of Language

Tina & Tot: Pizza Pizza

Johnny Depp: My Own Private Idaho Island

No Cereal For Young Men

Spencer Pratt's Rap Song Sucks

Hoop Dreams

Endangered Species Alert: The Matryoshka

Reese Witherspoon Is On The Fence

Unsolicited Advice

Is The Medicine You Take Still Safe If You Get Pregnant?

WTF Moment On Daytime TV

Young Salvadoran Diplomat ______s With Her Eyes

Spencer Becomes A Different Person On The Hills Finale

Colin? Or Clooney?

America's Most Wanted

Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans

Breast Intentions

Striped Lass

Last Titanic Survivor Dies

The Lady And The Tramp

Elisabeth Fritzl Reportedly In Love With Bodyguard

Usual Gang Of Idiots, Shenanigans At MTV Movie Awards

Love Means Sacrifice

Parliament Spunkadelic

Republicans Insist On Not Calling Sotomayor Racist, Call Her Racist

What A Tangled Web She Weaves

The Graduates

Hundreds Gather At Vigils For Dr. George Tiller

"Hi-Yo Silver, Away!"

Memorial Day

Susan Boyle Hospitalized; Bruno Makes An Ass Of Eminem