Sitemap: 2008 May | Jezebel

5/30/2008 - "How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?"

5/30/2008 - Julia Roberts Enjoys The Fruits Of Her Labor

5/30/2008 - Loose Lips

5/30/2008 - We Are Sorry; Rihanna Is Fucking Gorgeous And I Am A Tool

5/30/2008 - Bikini Time!

5/30/2008 - Amy Winehouse: Just Wait Until I Cap A Pop In Yer Ass

5/30/2008 - Dear Gerry: You Gotta Think About What You're Trying To Do To Me

5/30/2008 - Natalie Portman's Boyfriend Devendra Dares To Wear Short-Shorts

5/30/2008 - After This Week, We Never Want To Hear The Words "Manolo" or "Cosmo" Ever Again

5/30/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/30/2008 - Will Sex & The City Make You Into A Communist?

5/30/2008 - "Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"

5/30/2008 - TGIF

5/30/2008 - Christina Aguilera's Balancing Act

5/30/2008 - Love Is One Of The Choices: No, Not That 'Sex And The City'

5/30/2008 - Male-Ordered Brides

5/30/2008 - Terrifying Campaign Against Sex Trafficking Compares Women To Cattle

5/30/2008 - Blake Lively, Puppy Smuggler

5/30/2008 - It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times: A Gallery Of Not So Gorgeous Bridal Fashions

5/30/2008 - Sun Crap

5/30/2008 - Meddling Moms Already Planning Kids' Future Gay Marriages

5/30/2008 - Usher Gets High

5/30/2008 - What The Elle? Layered Cutout Swimsuits Do A "Body Issue" Bad

5/30/2008 - Many Happy Returns

5/30/2008 - These Are The Last Of The Sex And The City Movie Reviews, We Swear

5/30/2008 - The Ladies Still Swoon For Denzel

5/30/2008 - Your Clothes Are Not Made In America, Which Is Why You Can Afford Them

5/30/2008 - Loose Lips

5/30/2008 - Twinsie's Work Some Bling; Cosby Sweaters Work Our Heartstrings

5/30/2008 - Anne Hathaway's Little Devil Wears Russet

5/30/2008 - America: Land Of The Free, Home Of The Spank

5/30/2008 - Lincoln Scofield Sees Dead People

5/30/2008 - Flavor Of Love

5/30/2008 - Our Sponsors Sing Goodbye To May, Hello To June

5/30/2008 - Helen Hunt's Hawaiian Hang Ten

5/30/2008 - Chanel Beverly Hills: How Bad Could It Be? (Answer: Not That Bad)

5/30/2008 - Kate Hudson, Hair A Parent

5/30/2008 - Announcements

5/30/2008 - Sex And The City, The Movie: The Insanity Begins In Earnest

5/30/2008 - Babies Maybe?

5/30/2008 - Perry Farrell: Doggapalooza

5/30/2008 - God, What An Idiot, That Guy Running The Country. So…What's The Game Plan Regarding Sex & The City?

5/30/2008 - Appealing/Appalling

5/30/2008 - Texas Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of FLDS; Children Will Likely Be Returned

5/30/2008 - Halle Berry And The Amazing Technicolor Maxi Dress

5/30/2008 - Steven Tyler: Only His Feet Are In Rehab

5/29/2008 - Tyra Banks Wants Us To Feel Better About Ourselves So She Can Feel Better About Cashing In On It

5/29/2008 - Loose Lips

5/29/2008 - "You Get Caught Up In The White House Bubble"

5/29/2008 - Canadian Titocracy

5/29/2008 - Julianne Moore And Blake Lively Play Teen Pop-Punk Idols In Upcoming Film

5/29/2008 - LI Teens Try To Rob Michael Kors• Turkish Gov't Tells Women To Stop Being So Sexy

5/29/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/29/2008 - Dear Japan: Mariah Carey Is Kinda Foreign To Us, Too

5/29/2008 - Victoria Beckham's Female Friend Has A (Victoria's) Secret

5/29/2008 - Worrying About Death Makes You Eat Cookies

5/29/2008 - Notable/Quotable

5/29/2008 - The Rape Conviction Rate In Britain Is Pathetically Low

5/29/2008 - Uma Hallucinates Tiny KKK Karakter

5/29/2008 - Do The Nation's Jobless A Favor: Send Us Your Desperate Cover Letters!

5/29/2008 - Getting Dumped

5/29/2008 - The View Co-Hosts Engage In Girl-On-Girl Action At The Request Of A Gay Man

5/29/2008 - Anderson Cooper, Muppets, Take Manhattan

5/29/2008 - Patricia Field For Payless: Shoes, Booze & Drag Queens

5/29/2008 - Educational Profiling

5/29/2008 - Salon Offers A Last, Well-Put Word On A Week Of Women Writers

5/29/2008 - Olivier Martinez: "Kylie Is Officially Too Old For Me To Marry!"

5/29/2008 - Why Cast A Black Actress In Your Movie When You Can Get Mena Suvari In Cornrows?

5/29/2008 - I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won't Cook That

5/29/2008 - Matt Lauer Is Scared Of Tipsy Stay At Home Moms

5/29/2008 - Dear Gillian: Why The Long Face?

5/29/2008 - Girl Scout Robber Stefanie Woods: Sociopath? Or Helpless Victim Of The Terrible Disease Of Painkiller Addiciton?

5/29/2008 - Loose Lips

5/29/2008 - Designer Divas Naomi Campbell And Sharon Stone Get Spanked

5/29/2008 - Lindsay Listens, Ali Points, Sam Lurks

5/29/2008 - Adorable Dog Adopts Orphaned Baby Bunnies

5/29/2008 - The Zohan Premiere: Starring Everyone You Kinda-Sorta Know, Looking Kinda-Sorta Good

5/29/2008 - Penelope Cruz Is Ready For Her Bathroom Break

5/29/2008 - Oh Jesus, Don't, Like, Most People Suffer Existential Crises When They Get Fired?

5/29/2008 - Hilarious Headlines

5/29/2008 - Maybe-Lesbian Lindsay Lohan's Home State To Recognize Gay Marriage

5/29/2008 - Tori Spelling: "I'll Have Two With Everything."

5/29/2008 - Sex And The City: Blooper Filled, Boring?

5/28/2008 - Judge Judy Is Totally Justified In Calling This Woman A Moron Three Times

5/28/2008 - Amy Winehouse Wears Her Weblog Love For The World To See

5/28/2008 - "This Is Not The Scott We Know…"

5/28/2008 - Loose Lips

5/28/2008 - Clive Owen, Shirtless, In Rome. Please File Under "Dream Come True"

5/28/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: The Star (Sorta) Shines Again

5/28/2008 - Catherine Zeta-Jones: Off-Duty

5/28/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/28/2008 - The Sorrows Of Young Werther's Originals: Or, Why Artifical Sweeteners Are Bad

5/28/2008 - Rachel Bilson Is Cold.

5/28/2008 - Juvie Program Takes Bad Girls To Women's Prison To Scare Them Straight

5/28/2008 - Modeling Is Not The Road To Self-Esteem

5/28/2008 - Amy Winehouse Tries A Different Type Of Hoover

5/28/2008 - Translating The J. Peterman Catalog

5/28/2008 - Matthew McConaughey, Caught In The Act

5/28/2008 - Daily (Hate) Mail

5/28/2008 - Sharpen The Knives: A Science Fiction Convention Happened, And Some Fat People Came!

5/28/2008 - D Holes

5/28/2008 - Jamie Lee Curtis Tries To Stay Neutral

5/28/2008 - Summer Camp: The Best (Or Worst!) Eight Weeks Of Your Life

5/28/2008 - Lindsay Lohan's Doggie/Bag

5/28/2008 - You Wanna Be On Top

5/28/2008 - Joan Rivers Says She's A Bigger Slut Than Barbara Walters

5/28/2008 - Lauren Conrad's Spring Style: Fail

5/28/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Is Lonely, Heidi Is Pre-Engaged, Star Is Missing

5/28/2008 - Can Reggie Love Hold His Roofies?

5/28/2008 - Sex And The City: The Movie: The First Reviews Are In

5/28/2008 - Clear Skies, Stucco Balconies Get Victoria Beckham Hot & Bothered

5/28/2008 - Washington Post Magazine Runs Livejournal-y Cover Story By Unemployed Male Blogger. So Where's The Sultry Photo Shoot?

5/28/2008 - Loose Lips

5/28/2008 - Vivienne Westwood Never Gets Her Knickers In A Twist

5/28/2008 - Rachel Zoe? Or Olsen Twin?

5/28/2008 - Real Housewives Of New York: The Bitching You Didn't See The First Time Around

5/28/2008 - Former Bush Propagandist Scott McClellan's Book Uses Term "Propaganda," "Sounds Like A Left-Wing Blogger"

5/28/2008 - Keanu Reeves: Bish Plz

5/28/2008 - Sex And The City Premiere: The Fashion, For The Most Part, Was Fierce

5/28/2008 - In Vino Veritas

5/28/2008 - Polygamists, State Of Texas At A Stand-Off

5/28/2008 - Halle Berry: Obama Mama

5/28/2008 - Is Ugly Betty Headed To Broadway?

5/27/2008 - Riding The Bus With My Sister: Rosie O'Donnell Is Frightening

5/27/2008 - Debra Messing's Little Dude Plays With Snowball In Summer

5/27/2008 - Only Coloreds And Communists Are Going To Vote For Obama, Cont'd…

5/27/2008 - Beyonce & Jay-Z: The Honeymoon Is Over And Out

5/27/2008 - "Though, As Most Analytical Perfectionistic Minds Do, I Find Myself Going Over The Many Flaws Caused By My Nervousness, Lack Of Antiquate Dancing Ability…"

5/27/2008 - Hilary Duff's Beverages & Bell-Bottoms

5/27/2008 - Loose Lips

5/27/2008 - Pork Producers Try To Win Over Women • Gang-Banger Girlfriends More Likely To Get Pregnant

5/27/2008 - "It's Kind Of A Spartan Lifestyle…"

5/27/2008 - Justin Long Moves Towards The Light

5/27/2008 - The Mary Mermaid: Is This Dual-Stimulation Sex Toy Hot, Or Just A Cold Fish?

5/27/2008 - Seal: Hot Coffee, Hotter Car

5/27/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/27/2008 - Being A Loser In High School: Why Does It Seem To Damage Dudes So Much Worse Than Girls?

5/27/2008 - PhotoShop Of Horrors

5/27/2008 - Pete Wentz: Bold-Plated

5/27/2008 - Details Writer Thinks Farting Females Are Gross

5/27/2008 - Gretchen Mol: The Answer To The Age-Old Question, What's Black & White & Red All Over

5/27/2008 - Chemistry Lessons

5/27/2008 - Never Before Seen Footage: Kim Kardsashian's Butt Crack

5/27/2008 - WWJJD

5/27/2008 - Penelope Cruz Shows Sympathy For Old Media

5/27/2008 - "Your Skin Is Sooooo Dehydrated!" (And 9 Other Reasons I Hate Makeup Artists)

5/27/2008 - Chloe Sevigny Bathes In American Apparel, Bloodsucker Book

5/27/2008 - Online Dating Expert Reveals Not-So-Secret "Secrets"

5/27/2008 - Last Calls

5/27/2008 - Amanda Finally Proves She's In Charge Of The Paper

5/27/2008 - Tyra Works The Runway At LAX

5/27/2008 - Does This Look Like "Intellectual" Property To You?

5/27/2008 - Anne Hathaway: Seeing Red

5/27/2008 - I Picked The Wrong Week To Watch Every Episode Of Sex And The City

5/27/2008 - Unfair & Unbalanced

5/27/2008 - Awesome Oregon Girl Barred From B-Ball With The Boys

5/27/2008 - Kate Hudson: Kind Of Blue

5/27/2008 - Can Sharon Stone Teach The (Idiot) (First) World To Stop Babbling About "Karma" Already?

5/27/2008 - Paris Hilton's Fashion Will Embarrass Us All

5/27/2008 - Reese Witherspoon To World: I've Got Jake And You Don't!

5/27/2008 - Living Lohan's Biggest Star Never Makes An Appearance

5/27/2008 - Loose Lips

5/27/2008 - Do White Families Need "Special Training" Before Adopting Black Children?

5/27/2008 - Note To Paps: Do Not Eff With Amy Winehouse

5/27/2008 - Indiana Jones And The Vagtastic Voyage

5/27/2008 - Last But Not Least

5/27/2008 - War Is Hell, But Troops Are Hot!

5/27/2008 - Clive Owen To Woman In White: Later For You

5/27/2008 - Synecdoche, New York Premiere: Can't Wait for the Movie, Can Wait for the Ugly Dresses

5/27/2008 - Sexual Abuse By Aid Workers Is Underreported In Developing, Struggling Nations

5/27/2008 - Lindsay Soaks Up The Sun • Kate And Lance Make It Official

5/27/2008 - Brangelina's 35-Bedroom Chateau En France

5/23/2008 - "How Do I Convince A Guy To Have Period Sex?"

5/23/2008 - Lily Allen Is More Than Ready For The Weekend

5/23/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

5/23/2008 - TGIF

5/23/2008 - "I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"

5/23/2008 - Andy And Joanna: Baggage Surcharge? What Baggage Surcharge?

5/23/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/23/2008 - Thom Yorke's Radiohead Bedhead

5/23/2008 - 5 Things About That Times Magazine Piece On Masturbatory Blogging

5/23/2008 - Celine Dion's Son: The Hair Gene Clearly Comes From Mom

5/23/2008 - Sarah Jessica Parker : A Hairsbreadth Away From Tripping

5/23/2008 - The Girl With The Silver Eyes: Little Pitchers Have Big Pharma

5/23/2008 - Design Doyen Simon Doonan: Dotty

5/23/2008 - Remember The Sisterhood

5/23/2008 - Star Jones Spotted Canoodling With New Man In Cannes

5/23/2008 - Is The Relationship Between Male Artist And Female Subject Always A Destructive One?

5/23/2008 - Reese Wears White Five Days Too Soon

5/23/2008 - Loose Lips

5/23/2008 - Jude Law Is Not Impressed With Curbside Payup

5/23/2008 - Madonna Dishes On "Fat Thighs"; Turning 50

5/23/2008 - Beyoncé's Nails: Pukey

5/23/2008 - Sex And The Shitty

5/23/2008 - Catherine Keener Is In A Rush

5/23/2008 - amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So Good

5/23/2008 - Wins & Losses

5/23/2008 - Our Sponsors Say The Grill Is Hot & The Drinks Are Cold

5/23/2008 - Colin Farrell Is Not Amused

5/23/2008 - "I Know: Barf." Truer Words Were Never Syndicated, Peggy!

5/23/2008 - Matthew McConaughey Brings Lunch, Murse To Work

5/23/2008 - Long Goodbyes

5/23/2008 - Top O' The Morning To Ya, Liv Tyler

5/23/2008 - Amy Winehouse's Dad Accepts Award On Her Behalf

5/22/2008 - 1950s Sex Education Was Neither Educational Or About Sex

5/22/2008 - Does Anyone Miss Sandy Cohen?

5/22/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Three

5/22/2008 - Why The Sad Glare Of Resignation, Hillary? Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!

5/22/2008 - Oldies Station

5/22/2008 - Minnie Driver: "I Just Really, Really, Really Want Chocolate."

5/22/2008 - When It Comes To Sex, What Exactly Is "Normal"?

5/22/2008 - Loose Lips

5/22/2008 - Why Chivalry Is Actually Clinging Stubbornly To Life

5/22/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Three

5/22/2008 - Female Fantasy Writers Accused Of Being "Simple" • Women Care More About Weight Loss Than Cancer

5/22/2008 - Foxy Brown: Well-Balanced

5/22/2008 - Hey Ladies, Let's Talk About Our Cycles

5/22/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/22/2008 - The Cherie Blair Bashing Appears To Be Well-Deserved

5/22/2008 - Ellen Pops The Question To John McCain About Gay Marriage

5/22/2008 - Nice Car, Melanie

5/22/2008 - Indiana Jones 4: The Kingdom Of The Crystal Dull

5/22/2008 - Helen Mirren & Christopher Plummer: Retro Is In!

5/22/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City): Season Three

5/22/2008 - How Many Professors Do You Actually Still Think About?

5/22/2008 - Sigourney Weaver's Green-Ish Coat: Maybe It's Eco-Friendly?

5/22/2008 - Judge Judy Settles Domestic Dispute In 20 Seconds Flat

5/22/2008 - Amy Has Love For Blake In Her Heart Hair

5/22/2008 - Tanya Harding Reveals Rape In New Memoir

5/22/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Three

5/22/2008 - Please Do Not Tease The Tarantino

5/22/2008 - Make Memorial Day Memorable With Tacky Crap From Fingerhut

5/22/2008 - Lindsay Lohan To Sam Ronson: "That's Not What You Said Last Night!"

5/22/2008 - Exploitation Feminism: "Break One Of Our Rules, And You Won't Live To Regret It"

5/22/2008 - Eva Likes Her Men, Bags Big

5/22/2008 - Why I Miss Getting Hangovers

5/22/2008 - Juliette Lewis: Let The Sun Shine In

5/22/2008 - MagHag

5/22/2008 - Vivica A. Fox Puts Her "Useful Styling Skills" To Work

5/22/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Three

5/22/2008 - Bai Ling: Business As Usual

5/22/2008 - Next Up? Spa Treatments For Your Unborn Baby!

5/22/2008 - Loose Lips

5/22/2008 - Do Some People Date Outside Of Their Race As A Form Of Revenge?

5/22/2008 - Benicio Del Toro Has A Secret

5/22/2008 - Oprah Helps Grown Man Go Poo Poo On The Potty

5/22/2008 - Che At Cannes: The Guerrilla Warfare Of Gorgeous Celebs

5/22/2008 - Randy To Simon: Dog, Are You Gonna Hurl?

5/22/2008 - Hillary Explains How Obama Is Sort Of Like An African Dictator

5/22/2008 - Groundbreakers

5/22/2008 - Friends With Benefits: Quitting Smoking Can Be Contagious

5/22/2008 - Cameron Diaz: The Bald And The Beautiful

5/22/2008 - $52,000 A Month Isn't Enough For Denise Richards

5/21/2008 - The Electric Company: Spiderman Saves The (Birth)day

5/21/2008 - Claire Danes Rescues Wayward Cabbage Patch Kid

5/21/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Two

5/21/2008 - The Dynasty Presses On!

5/21/2008 - Loose Lips

5/21/2008 - Madonna, Sharon: Lethally Blonde

5/21/2008 - Chinese Fashion Magazines' Tribute To Earthquake Victims Not Exactly "Tasteful"

5/21/2008 - Uma Emotes All Over New York City Street

5/21/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Two

5/21/2008 - More British Boys Are Growing Man Boobs • Indian Men Go Under The Knife To Get Beautiful

5/21/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/21/2008 - Nicole Kidman Palms Precious Cargo

5/21/2008 - What Would You Do If You Were 14 And This Was Your Mom?

5/21/2008 - Marcia Cross Gets Curbed

5/21/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Two

5/21/2008 - No Matter What Happens, Hillary Has Helped Start A Conversation

5/21/2008 - Jude Law Sets His Sights On International Arrival

5/21/2008 - Happy Anniversary To Jezebel And My Senile Brain (Astrology And Tony Toni Tone After The Jump)

5/21/2008 - Dita Von Teese Tickles Our Ivories

5/21/2008 - The June Vogue Is So Very Confusing (Kind Of Like SJP's Awful Expression)

5/21/2008 - Ass In A Box

5/21/2008 - Betsey Johnson Resort Is All Dolled Up And Ready To Play

5/21/2008 - Mary J. Blige Is Both Beautiful And A Sight For Sore Eyes

5/21/2008 - Dina & Ali Lohan Cop Attitude Over Suggestion That Reality TV Is The Wrong Move

5/21/2008 - Roberto Cavalli's Stogie, Segway

5/21/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City): The First Two Seasons

5/21/2008 - Dear Rupert: If This Is Your Idea Of Appealing To Women…

5/21/2008 - Brad & Angie Shop For Shiloh

5/21/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: You Know Things Are Bad When The Cellulite Issue Hits Stands

5/21/2008 - Ivanka Trump: Bish, Plz?

5/21/2008 - Us Weekly Editor On Choosing The Mariah Cover Shot: "She Looks Great, But Not…Skanky."

5/21/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Two

5/21/2008 - Natalie & Devendra Have The Look Of Love

5/21/2008 - The Insane Story Of Stuart Miller's Hollywood Sperm Bank Bondage Cult

5/21/2008 - Loose Lips

5/21/2008 - Living At Home In Your 20s Is Not Really Ideal For Anyone Involved

5/21/2008 - Mila Kunis: The Nightmare Before Memorial Day

5/21/2008 - Star Jones Keeps The Bitches In Check On Bad Girls Club Reunion

5/21/2008 - Lauren Hutton Is Not A Model Citizen

5/21/2008 - Spread 'Em!

5/21/2008 - Perez Hilton For Hot Topic Leaves Us Kinda Cold

5/21/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), Day Two

5/21/2008 - Amy Winehouse Does Not Recycle Well

5/21/2008 - What To Expect Of A One-Year-Old

5/21/2008 - Little Britain's Matt Lucas Is Not Safe For Work

5/21/2008 - Jagged Little Pills

5/21/2008 - At The FIFI Awards, The Fashion Only Sorta Stunk

5/21/2008 - Sex And The Scalper

5/21/2008 - John Mayer: Not-So-Secret Shoplifter

5/21/2008 - Geraldine Ferraro: You = What The Media Needs To Start Ignoring

5/21/2008 - Debbie Harry: One Way Or Another

5/21/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

5/21/2008 - Abortion Rights Upheld In Virginia, England

5/21/2008 - Birthday Girl

5/21/2008 - Jennifer, Owen Star In A Springtime Fairy Tale

5/21/2008 - Pete & Ashlee Honeymoon In Basement

5/20/2008 - The Most Disgusting Thing A Person Has Ever Done To Lose Weight

5/20/2008 - Pete Doherty: Fall Out Boy

5/20/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City)

5/20/2008 - Neo-Nazis Beat Up Swedish Feminists • Disco Queen Alienates The Gays

5/20/2008 - Breaking Betrothals

5/20/2008 - Uma, Ethan, Have A Complicated Conversation

5/20/2008 - Calvin Klein Resort Collection: Heavy On The Beige But Easy On The Eyes

5/20/2008 - Maddox Jolie-Pitt: Cannes Is For The Birds

5/20/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City)

5/20/2008 - Anna Nicole Biopic: As Delightfully, Trashily Watchable As Its Subject Matter

5/20/2008 - Let's Talk About Sex(ism)

5/20/2008 - Here's Looking At You, Patrick Dempsey

5/20/2008 - Can You Match The Stewardess Uniform To The Airline?

5/20/2008 - Paula Abdul: Barking Mad

5/20/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/20/2008 - America Ferrera Charms In How The Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer

5/20/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City)

5/20/2008 - Lily Allen Is On Candid Camera

5/20/2008 - Is Sending A Fat Teenager Away From Home A Good Idea?

5/20/2008 - Angelina: Sunshine On A Rainy Day

5/20/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City)

5/20/2008 - Kate Moss Strikes Again, And Sweetness, I'm Not Joking

5/20/2008 - Church & Chong

5/20/2008 - Sharon Stone: Skull & Moans

5/20/2008 - Summer At 'Free People': Crafty Crocheted Crap, At Twice The Price Of Thrift Stores!

5/20/2008 - Celine Dion: French Treat, Fiji Water, Funny Face

5/20/2008 - Denise Richards Seems Sophisticated When Compared To Charlie Sheen

5/20/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City)

5/20/2008 - Jennifer Aniston: Strange Bedfellow?

5/20/2008 - Gentlemen Are A Dying Breed. And Whither The Ladylike Ladies?

5/20/2008 - You Wanna Be On Top

5/20/2008 - Scarlett Johansson Tries Hard To Assert Indie Cred With New Album

5/20/2008 - Michelle Williams & Friend: Dressed To Thrill

5/20/2008 - Rose McGowan: Back To Black

5/20/2008 - 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City)

5/20/2008 - MagHag

5/20/2008 - What Does Buffy Have To Do With Baghdad? An NPR Reporter Explains

5/20/2008 - Clint To Angie: "What, Are You Pregnant Or Something?"

5/20/2008 - Underage Starlets Sprout From Disney Factory Like Whack-A-Moles

5/20/2008 - Loose Lips

5/20/2008 - Kate Moss For Top Shop: London Ladies Go Crazy

5/20/2008 - Fergie: Freakin' Flexible

5/20/2008 - More Disappointments For Amanda On The Paper

5/20/2008 - Chopard Trophy Awards Party: Diamonds Are Forever, Well-Dressed Celebs Are Not

5/20/2008 - Kelly Ripa Is All Ears

5/20/2008 - Hillary And American Sexism…Really Guys? Still?

5/20/2008 - Let's Talk About Sex(ism)

5/20/2008 - Uncovering Domestic Abuse Can Start At The Doctor's Office

5/20/2008 - Color-Coordinated Puffy Gets Nervous in Cannes

5/20/2008 - Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session

5/19/2008 - Blackmail Gone Wild: Joe Francis's Scary Brush With Crime, Before He Was A Criminal

5/19/2008 - Nicole Gets The Baby, Joel Gets The Blended

5/19/2008 - Hello Committee

5/19/2008 - Barack Obama States The Obvious

5/19/2008 - Holy Fuck

5/19/2008 - Brooke Shields Has Hands (And One Foot) Full

5/19/2008 - "You Had Me Over To Your House Once. Yes, I Remembered Your Address."

5/19/2008 - Evan Rachel Wood & Larry David: This Shit Is Bananas

5/19/2008 - Loose Lips

5/19/2008 - Thai Long-Neck Women Part Of "Human Zoo" • Jewish Prayer Book Makes God Gender-Neutral

5/19/2008 - You Wanna Be On Top

5/19/2008 - Something's Come Between Halle & Gabriel

5/19/2008 - Kira Plastinia: The Last Pointless 15-Year-Old Rich Person I Ever Want To Read About

5/19/2008 - Brad Assists As Angelina Carries Heavy Load

5/19/2008 - Lying To Loved Ones: A Good Idea?

5/19/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/19/2008 - The Legality Of "Road Head" (Or, 13 States In Which We've Broken The Law By Giving A Beej)

5/19/2008 - Kristin Scott Thomas: Le Train Bleu

5/19/2008 - If A Girl Gets A Spa Treatment And No One Films It, Did It Really Happen?

5/19/2008 - Milo Ventimiglia Looks Like A Total Dick

5/19/2008 - Cosmo Dares You To Drip Hot Candle Wax Down His "Back Door"

5/19/2008 - Dearly Departed

5/19/2008 - Every Time You Eat A Doughnut, An Orangutan Dies

5/19/2008 - Sarah Jessica Parker Swims Upstream

5/19/2008 - New York Writer Would Really Like To Screw Around On His Wife

5/19/2008 - Kirsten Dunst Shows Off Long Locks, Toes

5/19/2008 - Working Girl

5/19/2008 - Should You Sleep In Saran Wrap? Eat Only Every Other Day? Elle Answers Your Pressing Diet Questions!

5/19/2008 - Dita Von Teese & Dude: Is The Bloom Off The Rose?

5/19/2008 - Don't Screw With Dina Lohan's Meal Tickets Kids

5/19/2008 - Lindsay & Sam: Ray-Bans & Plaid

5/19/2008 - Hollywood's Women Problem Is A Case Of Arrested Development

5/19/2008 - Singapore Slings

5/19/2008 - A White Column Of (Sharon) Stone

5/19/2008 - Purity Balls: Ruining Young Girls One White Rose At A Time

5/19/2008 - Brad & Shiloh Hit Bonpoint With Baby Doll

5/19/2008 - John Galliano Breaks The Hearts Of Southern College Students

5/19/2008 - Keira & Rupert Have An Itch To Scratch

5/19/2008 - The "Natalie Portman Breakup Fantasy" That Got One Soldier Through The Iraq War

5/19/2008 - Loose Lips

5/19/2008 - Question: How Much Did Misogyny Cripple Hillary Clinton's Historic Campaign?

5/19/2008 - Amy Winehouse, Tiny Fans Show Paps Their Tongues

5/19/2008 - Keeping Up With The Kardashians Goes Out With A Bang

5/19/2008 - Bittersweet

5/19/2008 - The Academy of Country Music Awards: Nicole Kidman's Unborn Baby Was Best-Dressed

5/19/2008 - Shakira Travels Light Dark

5/19/2008 - Bigger Than Burning Man.

5/19/2008 - Pink Brakes For Beer

5/19/2008 - Paparazzi Hound Rape Victim Elisabeth Fritzl Into Public Press Appearance

5/19/2008 - Jessica & Tony Tool Around • Rachel Bilson Cradles Fake Baby

5/19/2008 - Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date

5/16/2008 - Phyllis Schlafly Achieves Yet Another Degree Without Actually Absorbing Any Knowledge!

5/16/2008 - Russell Crowe Would Like This Guy To Zip It

5/16/2008 - Loose Lips

5/16/2008 - This Week Models Got Some Meat On Their Bones

5/16/2008 - Anger Management With SinisterRouge

5/16/2008 - Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

5/16/2008 - "She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"

5/16/2008 - Tobey Maguire Manhandles His 'Lil Mama

5/16/2008 - Meet Italian Cabinet Member Mara Carfagna, A Woman Of Many, Um, Parts

5/16/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/16/2008 - "Is Being A Deadbeat Dad An Automatic Dealbreaker?"

5/16/2008 - TGIF

5/16/2008 - Illegal Immigrant "Drop Houses" Are Often Sites Of Sexual Assualts

5/16/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

5/16/2008 - YouTube Rape Teen May Actually Be Victim Of Girl-On-Girl Crime

5/16/2008 - Woody Allen Appears To Have A Bad Case Of Ennui

5/16/2008 - Starring Sally J. Freedman As Herself: Springtime for Hitler, Part II

5/16/2008 - Parental Guidance Suggested

5/16/2008 - Meet The Women Who Will Doom Us To A McCain Presidency

5/16/2008 - Lily Allen Does Not Seem To See The Silver Lining In Cannes Clouds

5/16/2008 - Can Foundation Really Be Waterproof? (And Other Details About The Next Generation Of Expensive Beauty Products)

5/16/2008 - Sexless Monk Marriage Appears To Verge On Giving World The Next "Virgin Birth"

5/16/2008 - Harrison Ford Deploys Fatal Handshake

5/16/2008 - The Truth About Images That Lie

5/16/2008 - Loose Lips

5/16/2008 - Retraction: Agyness Deyn Is Offically Actually Awesome

5/16/2008 - A Scene From Sam Ronson's REM Cycle

5/16/2008 - Hatred Of Hollywood Women Reveals An Underlying Misogyny

5/16/2008 - Flying Foxes

5/16/2008 - Stars Wore Their Budget Best At The Rogan For Target Party

5/16/2008 - Katie To Suri: Hold Me Closer Tiny (Tap) Dancer

5/16/2008 - Tyra: Gays In The Hood

5/16/2008 - Our Sponsors Know That's The Way Love Goes

5/16/2008 - Amy & Pete: Don't Know, Don't Really Want To Know

5/16/2008 - Hillary = Not Exactly The Loser Here, People!

5/16/2008 - Women Are The Economic Backbone Of The New Rwanda

5/16/2008 - Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

5/16/2008 - Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married

5/15/2008 - "The Sexual Revolution Was Central To Women's Liberation"

5/15/2008 - Jennifer Aniston Exhibits A New Spring In Her Step

5/15/2008 - President Bullshit

5/15/2008 - Matthew Cheats On Baby Mama With Anonymous Exercise Partner

5/15/2008 - NARAL's Endorsement Of Obama Is Neither Disrespectful Nor Disloyal

5/15/2008 - Dear Gwyneth: Your Chest Is Leaking

5/15/2008 - Loose Lips

5/15/2008 - Justine Henin Retires • Basket-Weaving Brings Women Together

5/15/2008 - Naomi Watts' Son Is Not In The Upright And Locked Position

5/15/2008 - "I Have Two Women Who Love Me..."

5/15/2008 - Catherine Deneuve Busts Out The "Bish Plz" Pose

5/15/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/15/2008 - Meeting Strangers At Bars: Relic Of The Past Or Wave Of The Future?

5/15/2008 - Saint Angelina, Brad & The Twins Hit Cannes

5/15/2008 - Tyra: The First Annual Fiercee Awards

5/15/2008 - Lori Drew Indicted For Inviting Megan Meier To Touch Her "Snake"

5/15/2008 - Keira Wears The (Mom) Pants In The Family

5/15/2008 - 5 Hideous Things Urban Outfitters Wants You To Wear This Summer

5/15/2008 - Victoria Beckham: Footless & Fancy Free

5/15/2008 - Snack Break

5/15/2008 - Mr. and Mrs. Carey-Cannon Celebrate Their Rollercoaster Love Story At Six Flags

5/15/2008 - Art Imitates Life

5/15/2008 - I See London, I See France, I See Juliette Lewis Loves Attention

5/15/2008 - Isn't The Swimsuit Just Inherently Evil?

5/15/2008 - California Love

5/15/2008 - Misogyny Among Monkeys Is "Natural Behavior"

5/15/2008 - Lauren Conrad: "Help! He's Fallen And He Can't Get Up!"

5/15/2008 - The First American Sex & The City Movie Review Revealed At Last!

5/15/2008 - Photoshop Of Horrors

5/15/2008 - Teenage Rape Victim Turns To YouTube For Help

5/15/2008 - Disembodied Hollywood Heads Try, Fail To Upstage Angelina Jolie

5/15/2008 - Can't Afford Your Dream Wedding? Take Out A Bridal Loan!

5/15/2008 - Loose Lips

5/15/2008 - Claudia Schiffer Does Not Exactly Have Much To Hide

5/15/2008 - Scott Speedman Is A Sloppy Dresser In A Sleek Steve Jobs World

5/15/2008 - ANTM: And The Plus-Size Girl Takes The Cake!

5/15/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

5/15/2008 - Gowns Both Fabulous & Fowl Foul At The Blindness Premiere

5/15/2008 - David Arquette, Wife Courteney Cox Wither Under The Weight Of The World

5/15/2008 - John McCain: Yeah, Maybe Just Let This Guy Be President

5/15/2008 - You Wanna Be On Top

5/15/2008 - British Schoolgirls: Now More Violent Than Ever!

5/15/2008 - Beyonce Takes Manhattan (With All The Trimmings)

5/15/2008 - Angelina's Twins Confirmed; Britney Pregnancy Rumors Persist

5/14/2008 - ANTM Finale Live Blog: Arrivederci Cycle 10

5/14/2008 - Former FLDS Member Who Took Down Warren Jeffs Appears On Oprah

5/14/2008 - "I Think He Ought To Kiss Johnny Edwards On The Lips to Kill This 41-Point Loss..."

5/14/2008 - Marcia Cross, Kids Enjoy Spring Day

5/14/2008 - The Drug War: A Bad Idea, But It Is So Hard To Feel Bad About The San Diego Fraternity Coke Ring

5/14/2008 - Dear Robert Downey Jr.: That's A Murse, Ain't It?

5/14/2008 - Injuries Among Girls Are The Fault Of The Feminists

5/14/2008 - Loose Lips

5/14/2008 - Florida Kittens Save Lives • NARAL Endorses Obama

5/14/2008 - Sean Penn: "Photographers? Where?"

5/14/2008 - Barbara Walters Brags About Notches On Her Bedpost On Ellen

5/14/2008 - "Woman-Girl Syndrome": Hollywood's Latest Malady

5/14/2008 - Julia Roberts Gives City Infrastructure A Stern Talking-To

5/14/2008 - Are Women Better Writers Than Men? (One Hack's Opinion: No, We Are All Hacks.)

5/14/2008 - You Wanna Be On Top

5/14/2008 - Spring Is The Season For Sexual Harassment

5/14/2008 - Natalie Portman's Short Suit & PomPom Pumps

5/14/2008 - Marie Claire's 'Body Issue' Is All About Making You Feel Bad About Yours

5/14/2008 - MTV Deports Sweet 16 Brats For New Show Exiled

5/14/2008 - Tyra Banks Is So Very Nearly Lifelike

5/14/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Is Dumped; Nicole's In Tears & It's Lindsay's Fault

5/14/2008 - MagHag

5/14/2008 - More Than One In Ten Teen Girls Will Suffer From Depression

5/14/2008 - Gisele Bundchen Poses With Old-Skool PowerBook?

5/14/2008 - Alexandra Michael Is About 28 Pounds Too Fat For Modeling

5/14/2008 - Meet Karenna, Martha Stewart's Wardrobe Mistress

5/14/2008 - Chris Cornell's Luggage Does Not Match The Rest Of His Look

5/14/2008 - Survey: Over 30% Of Moms Are Getting Some On The Side

5/14/2008 - Loose Lips

5/14/2008 - Jessica Simpson In Glamour: Did She Jinx It With Tony Romo, Or Was She Just Being "Honest"?

5/14/2008 - Uma Thurman: Scarecrow In Suede

5/14/2008 - All Bad Things Must Come To An End

5/14/2008 - Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store Opening

5/14/2008 - Only Amy Winehouse Can Make A Frozen Treat Look Funny

5/14/2008 - Obama Is Winning Because Hipsters Stopped Hating Gwyneth Paltrow

5/14/2008 - You Wanna Be On Top

5/14/2008 - 'Jane Doe' Rape Kits Allow Evidence To Be Collected Anonymously

5/14/2008 - Catherine Zeta Jones, Kids, Kook: Duck & Uncover

5/14/2008 - Jessica & Tony Split; Joel Parties With Lindsay While Nicole Babysits

5/13/2008 - Barbara Walters Has Been Getting Kinda Nutty On Audition Press Tour

5/13/2008 - Marcia Cross Is Appalled By Airbrushing

5/13/2008 - Truth In Advertising

5/13/2008 - Hillary Wins The Folks Who Use The Term 'Darkie' Vote

5/13/2008 - The "No Diet Diet": If It's Not A Diet, Why Do They Have To Write About It?

5/13/2008 - Lenny Kravitz Wears His Heart On His Sleeve Shirt

5/13/2008 - Why Are There So Few Female Scientists?

5/13/2008 - Great Scot: Ewan McGregor Shops At Fred Segal?

5/13/2008 - Loose Lips

5/13/2008 - Nudie Text Censored At Texas High; Barbie Jumps On The Green Bandwagon

5/13/2008 - MagHag

5/13/2008 - Christina Aguilera Busts Out

5/13/2008 - 5 Mistakes That "Sexperts" Make When Giving Advice

5/13/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/13/2008 - Bedtime Stories Are Excellent For Your Babies

5/13/2008 - Recession Possessions

5/13/2008 - Do I Really Have To Lose My Shit All The Time?

5/13/2008 - Teri Hatcher Is Feeling Fan-Tastic

5/13/2008 - Sex And The City Plot Details Leak; Nobody Dies

5/13/2008 - Charlize Theron Is No Shrinking Violet

5/13/2008 - 30 Rock's Tina Fey Is An Intuitive, Acquisitive, Self-Deceiver

5/13/2008 - Dior Cruise Collection: Floaty Frocks For Frivolous Femmes

5/13/2008 - Rihanna's Psychic Puppy Predicts You Will Say "Awww."

5/13/2008 - Fighting Off Wig-Stealing Drag Queens At 'Night Of A Thousand Stevies'

5/13/2008 - 'Sex' Drives

5/13/2008 - Should You Get Plastic Surgery To Stay Competitive At The Workplace? Gordon Patzer PhD. Thinks So!

5/13/2008 - Ahoy! Brangelina & Boys Aboard A Boat

5/13/2008 - The Paper: Big Boys Do Cry

5/13/2008 - Fresh Ink

5/13/2008 - Possibly-Fake 13-Year-Old Seduces Prostitutes With Fake World Of Warcraft Winnings

5/13/2008 - Goldie Hawn Needs To Get Her Mind Out Of The Gutter

5/13/2008 - Strict Rules In Saudi Arabia Render Romance Elusive, But Not Dead

5/13/2008 - Barack O'Bollywood: Your Office Will Thank You

5/13/2008 - Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams Have Heart-To-Heart About That Hair

5/13/2008 - Heather "Dooce" Armstrong, "Hot Geek" Husband Are Absolutely Adorable

5/13/2008 - Loose Lips

5/13/2008 - Lindsay Lohan To Share Her Inimitable Leggings Style

5/13/2008 - Daniel Craig Gets A Hold Of Himself

5/13/2008 - Nothing Really Happened On The Hills Season Finale

5/13/2008 - Is This the Best Vogue Could do for Sarah Jessica Parker?

5/13/2008 - Sex And The City Premiere: Hats & Gowns & Shimmer, Oh My!

5/13/2008 - Check-In Agent Is Not Impressed With Don Cheadle

5/13/2008 - Your Jewish Mom Is Going To Have A Crush On Obama

5/13/2008 - 'Breaking': Erratic Contraceptive Use Can Lead To Pregnancy

5/13/2008 - Rachel Bilson: Should She Stay Or Should She Go?

5/13/2008 - Angelina Takes Maddox & Pax To OB/GYN

5/12/2008 - New Sex And The City Clips Leaked

5/12/2008 - At What Age Is A Kid Too Old To Breastfeed?

5/12/2008 - Chris Noth: "Bish Plz"

5/12/2008 - Yeah, Your Day Wasn't Really That Bad After All

5/12/2008 - Kate Moss Looks Uncomfortable Around Construction Workers

5/12/2008 - Tyra Investigates Registered Sex Offender Mobile Home Community

5/12/2008 - Raven Symone: Weirdly-Dressed Hell On Wheels

5/12/2008 - Loose Lips

5/12/2008 - Ladies Need More Ladies' Rooms • Japanese Women Embrace Running

5/12/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/12/2008 - Mom Jackie Watches Baby; Dad Adam Watches Matzoball

5/12/2008 - Welcome To Basra, Where Beating Your Daughter To Death Gets You High-Fived By Cops

5/12/2008 - Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes

5/12/2008 - Depressed Dudes More Likely To Drown Sorrows In Drink

5/12/2008 - Cate Blanchett Wears Cat Eyes, Wee One With Pride

5/12/2008 - The Polygamy Economy: Like Most Socialist Utopias, It Gives Socialism A Bad Name

5/12/2008 - Liv Tyler's Son: Little Lord Corduroy

5/12/2008 - Toby Young: Sex and the City Depicts An "Essentially Pre-Feminist Society"

5/12/2008 - Friend-Of-Salma Frowns On Nearby Footwear

5/12/2008 - French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?

5/12/2008 - Zahara: Shopping With Shiloh Is Stupendously Boring

5/12/2008 - Model Search

5/12/2008 - New Reality Show Living Lohan Looks Nothing Short Of Awesome

5/12/2008 - Teenage Wasteland

5/12/2008 - Russell Crowe Celebrates Mother's Day The Daddy Way

5/12/2008 - "Girls Hurt": The Soccer Story That Will Pain Your Pretty Little Head

5/12/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

5/12/2008 - Pregnant Women In Poverty Often Die Needlessly

5/12/2008 - Hilary Swank's Earhart Hat Attracts Attention

5/12/2008 - Even Oprah Employees Aren't Immune To Serial Seat-Pissers

5/12/2008 - Not So Chill O'Reilly

5/12/2008 - The Ladies Of The View Gag On Penis Jokes

5/12/2008 - Matthew Holds The Bags, Camilla Holds The Bat

5/12/2008 - Pennsylvania Parents Object To Kid Counseling Over Transgender Third Grader

5/12/2008 - Loose Lips

5/12/2008 - We Couldn't Have Put It Better Ourselves, Agent Provocateur

5/12/2008 - Michelle Williams Plays Swinging Single On Mother's Day

5/12/2008 - Kim Kardashian Is Keeping Up With Her Cellulite

5/12/2008 - B-List Stars Wear B-Plus Duds At Wango Tango

5/12/2008 - Linen-Clad Onlooker Asks: What's On Brad's Back?

5/12/2008 - It Was A Nice Day For A White Voter

5/12/2008 - More States Are Opening Nurseries For New Moms In The Clink

5/12/2008 - Jennifer & John Tread Water; Johnny Depp Flies Fancy

5/12/2008 - Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?

5/9/2008 - Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won

5/9/2008 - Madonna Ignores Fan's Attempt At Engagement; Obscene Gesture

5/9/2008 - The World, Too, Is Bipolar

5/9/2008 - This Week We Loved Our Moms, Our Undies, Ourselves

5/9/2008 - Lance Bass Hits The Sauce

5/9/2008 - What We Talk About When We Talk About Fashion

5/9/2008 - Jason Schwartzman Is Watching You

5/9/2008 - Cliques Push Brand-Obsessed Teens • Queen Of Hip Hop Soul Starts Foundation For Girls

5/9/2008 - Loose Lips

5/9/2008 - Baffled Scientists Discover That People Get Drunk To Get Laid

5/9/2008 - Liv Tyler, Son Stay Dry Under Sad Skies

5/9/2008 - "Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"

5/9/2008 - Gwyneth Paltrow Expresses Concern Over Italian Cobblestones

5/9/2008 - What Happens in Vegas: Almost As Bad As Ashton's Acting Skills

5/9/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/9/2008 - "How Do I Tell My Boyfriend About My Yeast Infection?"

5/9/2008 - TGIF

5/9/2008 - Who Are Your Fave Pop Culture Moms?

5/9/2008 - Angelina Jolie: Blurry Baby Mama

5/9/2008 - Summer of My German Soldier: Springtime for Hitler (Part I)

5/9/2008 - Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You

5/9/2008 - Amy Winehouse Makes Friends On Freeway Shoulder

5/9/2008 - Pole Dancing, Prada, & Project Runway: A Year In The Life Of Jezebel Jen

5/9/2008 - Mary J. Blige: More Comfortable In Her Clothes Than You

5/9/2008 - Cult Leader's Son Tells Larry King About Dad's Affair With Ex-Wife

5/9/2008 - Rachel Bilson Gives Her Pooch A Lift

5/9/2008 - The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: Hillary Clinton's "Sexless" Style, Julianne Moore, & Orgasm-Inducing Luggage

5/9/2008 - Queen Elizabeth Likes Horses, Not Hermès

5/9/2008 - Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby

5/9/2008 - Mom Saves The Day

5/9/2008 - Lindsay Lohan: Leaning Tower Of Leggings

5/9/2008 - Controversial Treatment Allows Transgender Children To Delay Puberty

5/9/2008 - Vanessa Williams Enters The Sterile Area

5/9/2008 - Sarah Jessica Parker's Shoes Reveal That She's Fiercely Really Into Fashion

5/9/2008 - Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella

5/9/2008 - Beyoncé's Mini-Me Ad: Damaging To Girls' Mental Health?

5/9/2008 - Loose Lips

5/9/2008 - Women Rule At The Time 100 Party

5/9/2008 - Lauren Conrad: "Bish Plz"

5/9/2008 - Deadbeat Dad Shows Up Stoned In Judge Judy's Court

5/9/2008 - Our Sponsors Are Precious Jewels

5/9/2008 - Jason Lewis's Galpal Is Hot To Trot

5/9/2008 - Sometimes, Ignorance Is Bliss

5/9/2008 - Good Intentions

5/9/2008 - Poverty Is A Major Problem For America's Older Mothers

5/9/2008 - Unidentified Olsen Twin Is Tiring, Tedious

5/9/2008 - Mischa Barton Fights The Battle Of The (Digitally Enhanced?) Bulge

5/8/2008 - Snoop Dogg Makes Cameo On One Life To Live

5/8/2008 - Timberlake's Half-Tuck: Wholly Stupid

5/8/2008 - The "And You Thought Yesterday Was Bad" Edition

5/8/2008 - Gwyneth Is Treated Like (Faux) Royalty

5/8/2008 - Divorce Via Chanting? Not In Maryland!

5/8/2008 - Usher Reminds You Of His Star Status With Subtle Tattoo

5/8/2008 - Loose Lips

5/8/2008 - Having Kids Will Make You Sad • A 10-Year-Old Gives Birth

5/8/2008 - MagHag

5/8/2008 - Jesse Metcalfe: Sunburned Or Stoned?

5/8/2008 - What Constitutes a Dry Spell?

5/8/2008 - Joan Collins: Pearly Whites, Pearly Bangles, Pearly Purse

5/8/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/8/2008 - Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill

5/8/2008 - Mischa Barton Matches Sneakers To Year Of Birth

5/8/2008 - Girl After Our Own Drunken, Period-Sexed Hearts Crashes Tyra

5/8/2008 - Camilla Belle Ruins Perfectly Nice Dress With Unfortunate Leggings

5/8/2008 - LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil

5/8/2008 - Fake Beauty?

5/8/2008 - Kate Moss Is Harried

5/8/2008 - Parents Of Transgender Boys Take Different, Provocative Paths

5/8/2008 - Dax Shepard: Shirtless, Cocksure & Surly

5/8/2008 - Fertile Crescents

5/8/2008 - NY Times Discovers That Women Like Hollywood And Washington Heavyweights

5/8/2008 - Tilda Swinton: The Ice Queen Cometh

5/8/2008 - Wife Swap: Little Angels With Dirty Mouths

5/8/2008 - Comma Chameleon

5/8/2008 - Cleavage At Work: Yay Or Nay?

5/8/2008 - Amy Winehouse: Fresh Out Of Jail & Ready To Rock

5/8/2008 - "Chronic Male Horniness" Is Not An Excuse For, Well, Anything

5/8/2008 - Is Blogging Better Than Prozac?

5/8/2008 - Elisha Cuthbert: Blinded By The Light

5/8/2008 - ANTM: Our Hearts Are As Empty As The Space Where Dominique's Tooth Used To Be

5/8/2008 - Loose Lips

5/8/2008 - Pray For Marc Jacobs

5/8/2008 - Rose McGowan Trades In M4A1 For Plastic Cast

5/8/2008 - Teen Cult Member: "Michael Has Washed My Brain Of All My Own Corrupt Thoughts"

5/8/2008 - MagHag

5/8/2008 - Memo To Allure: Rachel Zoe Is Not Alluring

5/8/2008 - Will & Rosario's New Friend Sure To Get Tongues Wagging

5/8/2008 - Who Would God Vote For? Probably the Fascists!

5/8/2008 - American Women Are Gaining (Low Wage, Dead End) Jobs As Economy Falters

5/8/2008 - Best Job Ever: Undressing Clive Owen

5/8/2008 - Lindsay Sings: "If I Want It, I Get It. Now."

5/7/2008 - Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil

5/7/2008 - The Oh, Hell No Afternoon

5/7/2008 - An Early Happy Mother's Day!

5/7/2008 - Loose Lips

5/7/2008 - Hedgehogs Hatch Early For Spring • Sue Johanson Ends Sex Talk

5/7/2008 - The Sexist Business Of Sex Writing

5/7/2008 - Jason Bateman: Be Strong, Weary Traveler

5/7/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/7/2008 - Ten Days In The Life Of A Tampon

5/7/2008 - Cindy Crawford: Once A Model, Always A Model

5/7/2008 - College Senior Is Sexually Assaulted While Group Of Dudes Cheer

5/7/2008 - Peace Out, Bon Jovi

5/7/2008 - Ellen Page To Star As One Of English Literature's Saddest Sacks

5/7/2008 - Reminders

5/7/2008 - Race Relations: What's So Wrong About A Rich White Woman Interested In "Africa"?

5/7/2008 - Take A Number, John Mayer

5/7/2008 - Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie

5/7/2008 - Sienna Miller Sweeps Through LAX, Loiterers Stare

5/7/2008 - UnderGear: No Boxers, No Briefs... From The People Who Brought You International Male

5/7/2008 - Great American Exports

5/7/2008 - It's A Bird! It's A Plane! No, It's Anna Wintour's Dress

5/7/2008 - Maggie And Peter Have Got Ramona Covered

5/7/2008 - Glamour's '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson

5/7/2008 - Friend Keeps Four-Legger Far Away From Fur-Snatching Lindsay Lohan

5/7/2008 - Mind The Gap

5/7/2008 - Heather "Dooce" Armstrong Makes Kathie Lee Uncomfortable

5/7/2008 - Kate Moss: Stuck Between Park And A Hard Place

5/7/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix

5/7/2008 - Loose Lips

5/7/2008 - Today Tortures Leg Models With Icebox Studio

5/7/2008 - Kelly Osbourne Looks A Little Worse For Wear

5/7/2008 - Conservative British MP Calls America "The Abortion Capital Of The World"

5/7/2008 - Touch My Body

5/7/2008 - Stella McCartney Is Eager To Dress ScarJo In Virginal White

5/7/2008 - Karl Gives Restrained Response To Critics Of Wintour's Costume Gala Gown

5/7/2008 - Friends & Family Leave Bad Girl In Jail To Rot

5/7/2008 - Stella McCartney & Friends Dress For The Party

5/7/2008 - Natalie Portman's Boyfriend Is Not Safe For Work

5/7/2008 - Hillary Wins Another Primary!

5/7/2008 - Beauty Immunity

5/7/2008 - New Mexico Cult Leader Jailed For Child Molestation

5/7/2008 - Long-Haired Selma Blair? Or Starbucks-Loving Lookalike?

5/7/2008 - Mariah Carey E-Mails Vogue Editor From Honeymoon

5/6/2008 - Looking Good, Elite!

5/6/2008 - Barbara Walters On Oprah: "Star Jones Was So Obese She Could Barely Walk Onto The View Set"

5/6/2008 - Janice Dickinson Does Perp Walk With Hot Pink Pout

5/6/2008 - Cat And Mouse

5/6/2008 - Oh Yay! Another Win-Win Situation!

5/6/2008 - Javier Bardem Wants You... To Read His T-Shirt

5/6/2008 - Dance Off: Stephen Colbert Vs. Rain

5/6/2008 - The Devil Wears Ivory Veneers

5/6/2008 - Loose Lips

5/6/2008 - Uma's Stalker Found Guilty • Weatherman Wants "Stick" Licked

5/6/2008 - Jude Law Turns His Back On His Dreams

5/6/2008 - The Shit Hits The Paper

5/6/2008 - Lindsay & Sam Can't Wait To Get Home

5/6/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/6/2008 - 96 Arrested In Massive San Diego State Inter-Fraternity Coke Ring

5/6/2008 - Potty Girls

5/6/2008 - John Travolta Is Just A Face In The Crowd

5/6/2008 - Introducing Recession Possessions, Our Guide To Beauty Products That'll Get You Through Your Credit Crisis

5/6/2008 - Amy Winehouse Looks Bloody Awful

5/6/2008 - Steve Almond's Daughter Exposes Him To The Humanity Behind Hollywood Harlots

5/6/2008 - 8 Products From SkyMall You Can Use To Kill Someone

5/6/2008 - Kate Bosworth Matches Dress To Different-Colored Eyes

5/6/2008 - Journalist Describes Long-Ago Rape As A "Weed Growing, Choking Everything"

5/6/2008 - Eva Mendes Takes Elle Macpherson's Sunglass Style A Little Too Seriously

5/6/2008 - May Vogue Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle

5/6/2008 - Fur Munchers

5/6/2008 - Easy Curves: The Long, Hard Object Made For Bouncing Breasts

5/6/2008 - The Upper East Side Is Elle Macpherson's Fashion Runway

5/6/2008 - The Death Of A Parent Can Both Immobilize And Inspire

5/6/2008 - Halle Berry Stays Curly And, Well, Somewhat Complicated

5/6/2008 - Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala

5/6/2008 - The Times Uncovers The "Trend" Of Cutting

5/6/2008 - Geri Halliwell Works Her Stems Near The Thames

5/6/2008 - The Hills: Audrina Is Shut Out Of Lauren & Lo's Boston Marriage

5/6/2008 - Funny Girls

5/6/2008 - At Costume Institute Gala, Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails

5/6/2008 - John Mayer Is A Douchebag Badass

5/6/2008 - Why Women Today Should Like It When Their Friends Bone Their Exes

5/6/2008 - Loose Lips

5/6/2008 - God Bless Ridiculous Fashion Folk, Every One Of Them

5/6/2008 - Pete & Ashlee: Sunglasses & Black Jeans R Us

5/6/2008 - Mariah Carey "Bye Bye" Video May Include Footage From Her Wedding To Nick Cannon

5/6/2008 - At Costume Institute Gala, The Good Superheroes Took A Fashion Flight Of Fancy

5/6/2008 - Sofia Coppola, Daughter Romy: Stars & Stripes

5/6/2008 - Barack Obama Doesn't Look Too Psyched About That Beer

5/6/2008 - Study: Child Adoptees More Likely To Turn Into Teen Terrors

5/6/2008 - Marcia Cross Spots Flag; Salutes

5/6/2008 - Will Amy Sing At Mandela's Birthday Bash?

5/5/2008 - Tom Cruise On Oprah, Day 2: The Fart Scene In Rainman Was Totally Real

5/5/2008 - Laura Bush Talks Myanmar, Marriage

5/5/2008 - Suri Cruise Has Her Hands Full

5/5/2008 - The Paper's Amanda Lorber Wins Hearts, Sings Songs

5/5/2008 - Uma Thurman Has That Big Red Freshness

5/5/2008 - Wedding-Planning Polls: Democratic Or Dumb?

5/5/2008 - Sex-Starved Snowball Admires Arnold's Dog's Nice Package

5/5/2008 - Would Your Job Fire You For Having A Miscarriage?

5/5/2008 - Domenico Dolce Dresses For Comfort; Naomi Campbell Dresses For Fashion

5/5/2008 - Loose Lips

5/5/2008 - Is Speed Racer A Feminist Film? • Ohio Students Get Moms Drunk, Arrested

5/5/2008 - Pot Psychology

5/5/2008 - Patti LaBelle, Chaka Khan, & Gladys Knight: Still Got It

5/5/2008 - That Dear Abby "My Brother Raped My Wife" Thing Actually Happened (And It Was Legal!?)

5/5/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/5/2008 - WNBA Wants Players To Focus On Their Lipstick As Well As Their Layups

5/5/2008 - Waitressing At Hooters Is Apparently A Young Woman's Dream Job

5/5/2008 - Stella McCartney Declares Monochromatic Style Big For Spring

5/5/2008 - Coming Soon: 2008, The Summer Of The Dick Flick

5/5/2008 - Sean Lennon Buttons Up

5/5/2008 - Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn't Care About Money, Except When She Does

5/5/2008 - Is Chelsea Clinton Too Much Of A "Reg" To Help Her Mom's Campaign?

5/5/2008 - Heidi Montag: What Hath God Wrought?

5/5/2008 - You Can Take The Girl Out Of Jezebel, But You Can't Take The Jezebel Out Of The Girl

5/5/2008 - Donatella & Tracey: Strange Bedfellows

5/5/2008 - Did Eight Belles Really Die Because She "Ran Her Heart Out"?

5/5/2008 - Breaking News: ScarJo & RyRen Engaged!

5/5/2008 - Why You Should Lie To Your Kids About Everything You Did In High School

5/5/2008 - Drew Barrymore & Justin Long: Powerfully Un-Photoshopped

5/5/2008 - Mildred Loving Made People Like Obama & Mariah (More) Possible

5/5/2008 - Sarah Larson Turns Clooney's Frown Upside Down

5/5/2008 - Kardashian Sisters Laugh In Kim's "Ugly Face"

5/5/2008 - Oldies But (Not So) Goodies

5/5/2008 - In India, Fair Is Handsome & Dark Is Doomed

5/5/2008 - Christian Slater: He Walks, He Talks

5/5/2008 - Yes, On Our Blog You Will

5/5/2008 - Bette Davis Eyes

5/5/2008 - "Modern Love" College Edition: The Most Depressing Ever? I Ask My Sister In College

5/5/2008 - Goldie Hawn: Helmeted, Death Proof

5/5/2008 - French (Photo Retouchers) Don't Let Famous Women Get Fat

5/5/2008 - Loose Lips

5/5/2008 - Is Marie Claire Taking Over Elle's Sloppy Project Runway Seconds?

5/5/2008 - Tom, Katie & Suri: Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toes

5/5/2008 - Scorned "YouTube Wife" Takes Her Brand Of Crazy To The Insider

5/5/2008 - Speed Racer: Another Premiere, Another Hot Shot Of Eva Amurri

5/5/2008 - Zahara Jolie-Pitt: Where's Shiloh?

5/5/2008 - Future VP Bobby Jindal's College Girlfriend Possessed By Satan? Or Just Horny?

5/5/2008 - Mommy Needs A Mocktail

5/5/2008 - When It Comes To Alcoholism, Women Are Closing The Gender Gap

5/5/2008 - Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger

5/5/2008 - Lindsay Gets Ugly; Courtney Love Hospitalized; Jamie Lynn's Shower

5/3/2008 - Horse Shit

5/2/2008 - Tom Cruise Stays Seated For His Sitdown With Oprah

5/2/2008 - Loose Lips

5/2/2008 - The National Magazine Awards: 3 Hours Better Spent Reading Magazines

5/2/2008 - Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks

5/2/2008 - Ali Larter: It Takes Two (To Exit Upright)

5/2/2008 - "I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"

5/2/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/2/2008 - This Week, People Scared Us And We Scared People

5/2/2008 - "Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"

5/2/2008 - TGIF

5/2/2008 - Making Out In Public: Do You Care That It's Gross?

5/2/2008 - Ashlee Simpson: Bump? No Bump? Boring?

5/2/2008 - From The Mixed-Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler: City of Angels

5/2/2008 - 15-Year Old On Miley Cyrus: "I Don't Want To Be That"

5/2/2008 - Lily Allen Turns 30, Discovers Chin Hair

5/2/2008 - Cindy Sherman's Un-Famous Ex-Boyfriend Finds That Being A "Wife" Is The Pits

5/2/2008 - Iron Man: The Charming, Agile, Crackling, Comedic Anti-Chick Flick

5/2/2008 - Amelia Earheart Hilary Swank Deals With Low Cloud Cover

5/2/2008 - Did Jesus Lift Up Dolly Parton's Tits So She Could Tour Once More?

5/2/2008 - Not Digging Mayer's New Mop

5/2/2008 - Rosie O'Donnell Offers Unflinching Glimpse Into Martha Stewart's Jailhouse Soul

5/2/2008 - Goldie Hawn: Freckle-Faced, Bra-Free

5/2/2008 - Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

5/2/2008 - Pookie: The Magical Force That Bonded Tory Burch To The Misshapes

5/2/2008 - Zahara & Brad: Adorably Fuzzy Hair, Unfortunately Fuzzy Picture

5/2/2008 - Do You "Feel" Your Age? Does Anyone?

5/2/2008 - Loose Lips

5/2/2008 - What Happens In Vegas Is A Whole Lotta Bad Fashion

5/2/2008 - L.C.'s Luxury Goods Draw Airport Attention

5/2/2008 - Stage Mothers Predict Which Kid Star Will End Up In Rehab

5/2/2008 - Did Hillary's Appearance On O'Reilly Actually Make Me Like Her More?

5/2/2008 - Pregnant Victoria Secret's Model Piles On Late '90s Trends

5/2/2008 - Don't Want To Sponsor Us? Get Oooooouuuut!

5/2/2008 - Study: Breaking Up Not Hard To Do

5/2/2008 - Winona Ryder: Just A Girl With A Jamba Juice

5/2/2008 - Barbara Walters Talks Shit About Former View Co-Hosts

5/1/2008 - Sex And The City Cast Were Practically A Parody Of Themselves On Oprah

5/1/2008 - Hilary Duff: Acting Icy Over Starbucks' Lower Earnings

5/1/2008 - Loose Lips

5/1/2008 - Diamond Girls Show Teen Spirit • Barbara Walters Admits To Affair

5/1/2008 - Pink Has A Perfect Day With Pooches, Pacific

5/1/2008 - Angela Bassett: Boarding The ER Ship To Troubletown

5/1/2008 - Jude Law Gets An Eyeful Of Anonymous Aide

5/1/2008 - Reader Roundup

5/1/2008 - The NEA: Is This "Luxury" Vibrator Worth It?

5/1/2008 - Pap Psychology

5/1/2008 - Kelly Rowland: Ready For Spring

5/1/2008 - How Do You Describe Something You Can't See, Feel, or Hear?

5/1/2008 - Dear PETA, Have You Met Our Friend Madonna?

5/1/2008 - E-Mail From A Mom

5/1/2008 - Cindy McCain's Marriage Is Not Exactly A 'Straight Talk Express'

5/1/2008 - Natalie Portman Looks Beautiful Behind The Camera Too

5/1/2008 - Cosmo Girl Has The Spiciest — And Smartest — Advice When It Comes To Teen Sex

5/1/2008 - Your Mom Stinks

5/1/2008 - US Weekly Shills Celebrity Starvation Diet To Young Girls Everywhere

5/1/2008 - Ryan Phillippe, Son Exit 4 & Under Frat Party

5/1/2008 - Gary Coleman, Child Bride Try To Reconcile On Divorce Court

5/1/2008 - The Matrimony Of Mimi

5/1/2008 - Milan In The '80s: "It Was A Nonstop Party That Soon Became A Bloodbath"

5/1/2008 - Kim Kardashian + Kangaroos = High Camp

5/1/2008 - LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid

5/1/2008 - Heidi Montag On Letterman: "I Tried To Help Lauren Get The Sex Tape Back For A Year"

5/1/2008 - Justin Timberlake Continues His Love Affair With The Fringed Scarf

5/1/2008 - British Comic Gropes Woman Onstage In The Name Of Funny

5/1/2008 - Loose Lips

5/1/2008 - Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

5/1/2008 - Christina Aguilera: Blue, Possibly-Blotto Baby Mama

5/1/2008 - ANTM: Tyra Snaps...Photos

5/1/2008 - Annals Of Anorexia

5/1/2008 - Iron Man Premiere: The Bold, The Beautiful, The Jumpsuit On Gwyneth

5/1/2008 - Blair Waldorf: Quiet On The Set!

5/1/2008 - Good Morning, Voters! I'm Calling On Behalf Of "Women Voices." If You Are Confused, My Mission Is Accomplished!

5/1/2008 - Women's Voices Are "Sexiest" When They're "In Heat"

5/1/2008 - Amanda, Naomi & Marc: Playing For The Wrong Team?

5/1/2008 - Mariah Gets Engaged... With Used Ring