12/31/2008 - 2008: The Year Of The Commenter

12/31/2008 - Gerard Butler Dresses To The Right, Looks To The Left

12/31/2008 - Baby New Year For Jennifer Garner?

12/31/2008 - For The Love Of God (And Younger Women)

12/31/2008 - Don't Perambulate If You Inebriate (A Cautionary Tale)

12/31/2008 - Jennifer Love Hewitt: Rollerdoggy

12/31/2008 - Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008

12/31/2008 - Kim Kardashian Wears ______ To Louboutin

12/31/2008 - Why Celebrities Can't Drive

12/31/2008 - Jennifer Hudson For Obama?

12/31/2008 - Was The Virgin Mary Actually A Man?

12/31/2008 - Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Snotty, Band-Aided) Babies

12/31/2008 - Top 10 Of 2008: Carrie Bradshaw, Cute Animals, & Creeps

12/31/2008 - Nick Keeps Mariah In Line

12/31/2008 - How To Tie A Cherry Stem In A Knot With Your Tongue

12/31/2008 - I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Smart

12/31/2008 - Modern Kids Ruin Penmanship For The Rest Of The Population

12/31/2008 - Kelly Osbourne Wears The Red Badge Of __________

12/31/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: Lots Of Baby Drama & Weight Loss Tips From Obama

12/31/2008 - Richard Gere: Internal Affairs

12/31/2008 - When The Clock Strikes No Sex

12/31/2008 - High School Chemistry Teacher: Sex, Lies & Videotape

12/31/2008 - Witchy Woman

12/31/2008 - Adrian Grenier: They Call Him "Flipper"

12/31/2008 - Great Meisel Moments Of The Year, Courtesy Of Italian Vogue

12/31/2008 - Kim Basinger: 9 1/2 Layers

12/31/2008 - Gay Nor Good But Great

12/31/2008 - Mad Men

12/31/2008 - President-Elect Obama: The Partly Salty Patriot

12/31/2008 - Agyness & Albert: Mud, Sweat & Tears

12/31/2008 - Sneak Peak: Diablo Cody's New Series The United States Of Tara

12/31/2008 - Jessica Alba & Daughter: It's An Honor To Meet You

12/31/2008 - Downward Doggy-Style

12/31/2008 - Paris Hilton: Fashionista Recession-Fighter

12/31/2008 - TMI IMs

12/31/2008 - Natalie Portman: Not Happy To Get Dogged

12/31/2008 - Ball-Grabbers & "Pickpocket Terrorists:" Tough Old Broads Of 2008

12/31/2008 - Beyonce Is A Beautiful Balancing Act

12/31/2008 - Guardian Angels

12/31/2008 - Down Under New Year's Party Has Disastrous Fashion

12/31/2008 - 2 101s In 2009

12/31/2008 - Katie Holmes: Kinda Blue

12/31/2008 - Joe Biden Names The Puppy, And Rahm Emanuel Cleans Up His Language

12/31/2008 - Barack Obama & Daughters: Daddy & Me Day

12/31/2008 - It Doesn't Matter If You're Black Or White

12/31/2008 - American Egg Donors Report Negative Post-Procedure Feelings

12/31/2008 - Programming Notes

12/31/2008 - Eddie Murphy: Moon, Light & Serenade

12/31/2008 - Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?

12/30/2008 - A Girl's Guide To Treating Symptoms Of Unwanted Pregnancies

12/30/2008 - Spanish Dog Is Not Drinking Any F-cking Merlot

12/30/2008 - Blagojevich Actually Manages To Do Something Stupider

12/30/2008 - Family Secrets

12/30/2008 - In Blow To Tabloid Industry, Angelina's Womb Closed For Business

12/30/2008 - Dutch Girl Watches A Lion In Winter

12/30/2008 - Dennis Prager Still Thinks Women Should Just Give It Up Already

12/30/2008 - Now Boarding: The Panda Express

12/30/2008 - She Says Goodbye, We Say Hello (To Afternoon Drinking)

12/30/2008 - People Think Female Armpit Hair Is Gross • Black Women Are Shrinking

12/30/2008 - Makin' Her Crazy

12/30/2008 - Sea Lion Sees The Writing On The Wall

12/30/2008 - Teen Sex: Conservative Values Aren't Always Constructive

12/30/2008 - The Fox Box And The Hound

12/30/2008 - Egyptian Girl Kept As Slave In California Home

12/30/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/30/2008 - How Alcohol Has Ruined Potato Chips For One Woman... And Other Tragedies

12/30/2008 - Christmas Primate Loves His Primary Colors

12/30/2008 - Tit-For-Tat: Confessions Of A Re-Sized Bra Shopper

12/30/2008 - President-Elect Obama Gives Amphibian His Peruvian Marching Orders

12/30/2008 - Where Have All The Tomboys Gone?

12/30/2008 - A Girl's Best Accessory

12/30/2008 - British Pols Want Pervs To Sod Off, Not Get Off

12/30/2008 - Desert Camels Love A Hump

12/30/2008 - Brinks: Home Security For Modern Day Damsels In Distress

12/30/2008 - Dewey The (Late) Library Cat Gets A Doppelgänger

12/30/2008 - Brody Jenner Is Looking For A Boyfriend

12/30/2008 - Housewife Of Atlanta Sheree Forced To Sell House

12/30/2008 - Is Self-Injury A Mental Disorder, Or Just Part Of A Larger Problem?

12/30/2008 - High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow

12/30/2008 - "Not Rape Epidemic": The Modeling Industry Is Anything But Immune

12/30/2008 - Duck, Duck... No Goose

12/30/2008 - Feminist Artist Makes MoMA A Woman

12/30/2008 - Bad Judgments

12/30/2008 - Divorce Sucks Worse When The Economy's Down The Tubes

12/30/2008 - Sienna, Balthazar Have _____ In The Bag

12/30/2008 - Is It Tacky To Wear A Wedding Gown I Got To Marry A Different Man?

12/30/2008 - Jessica Alba Gets Upbraided

12/30/2008 - IOC: White Women (And Otherwise) Can't Jump

12/30/2008 - Porno For Parsnips

12/30/2008 - Yes She Can? Obama Supporter "Nuclear" Anna Wintour Warms Up

12/30/2008 - Jude & Sadie Enjoy An Après-Sex Early Supper

12/30/2008 - How An Unemployed Socialite Became Whitney Port's "Work" Friend

12/30/2008 - Glamour Greets New Year With Lots Of Nookie

12/30/2008 - Model Erin Wasson Can Only Imagine Depth of Her Own Generosity

12/30/2008 - Daisy Fuentes Is "More Than A Pretty Face"

12/30/2008 - Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now

12/30/2008 - The Real Big Babies Of Orange County

12/30/2008 - Can You Hear Me Now? Loud Looks At China Mobile Wireless Music Awards

12/30/2008 - Hugh Jackman Slums It With New Jersey Joe

12/30/2008 - Bristol Palin's Double Payday Provides Inspiration For Our Own Pregnancies

12/30/2008 - Oi Oy Oi

12/30/2008 - 'Indecent' Breastfeeding Photos Still Won't Fly On Facebook

12/30/2008 - Suri Cruise Is Surprised To Go Feet First

12/30/2008 - Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies

12/29/2008 - Girls Next Door: Goodbye To Bridget & Kendra's Deep Conversations

12/29/2008 - Barack Obama: It's All Sun & Games Until Someone Loses An _______

12/29/2008 - Barack Rides Unicorn To Power; Bristol Palin Pops

12/29/2008 - Muse Asylum

12/29/2008 - Smell You Later… Forever

12/29/2008 - Paris Hilton: From Front To Back Down Under

12/29/2008 - Wentz Tastes Breast Milk; Aniston, Bitter Defeat

12/29/2008 - Woody Allen, Daughter Wife & Daughter Take Warsaw

12/29/2008 - Jezebel: Rated "M" For Mature Immature Since 2007

12/29/2008 - You Wanna Be On Top

12/29/2008 - Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams

12/29/2008 - Kelly Rowland Reaches For Her Wallet In Non-Record Time

12/29/2008 - The Worst Outfits Of 2008

12/29/2008 - Giorgio Armani Has An Itch That Needs Scratching

12/29/2008 - The Kids Are Alright On The Subway Alone

12/29/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/29/2008 - GOP Operative Goes Sorta Apeshit On News Anchor

12/29/2008 - Brandy: Gucci Louis Coo

12/29/2008 - New Year's Styleutions: Who We'd Make Over In 2009

12/29/2008 - Prince Harry: Trouble In Paradise

12/29/2008 - Womanhood Brings Pain To Kurdish Girls

12/29/2008 - All In The Family

12/29/2008 - WTF Moment On Daytime TV

12/29/2008 - Hawai'i Half-Pint Is Unimpressed By President-Elect

12/29/2008 - How Fake Is The City, And Why Do We Care?

12/29/2008 - Lesbian Vampire Killers: This Year's Snakes On A Plane?

12/29/2008 - Internet Makes British Mums Act Like Big Babies

12/29/2008 - Joey McIntyre Has A New Kid On The _________

12/29/2008 - Jezebel's Original Jessica: So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish!

12/29/2008 - Darling Clementine

12/29/2008 - This Week In "Modern Love": Cancer, Drugs, & Cads

12/29/2008 - Denise Richards Plays Part Of Fairy Godmother

12/29/2008 - Who Needs Science Or Feminism When There's Jenny McCarthy?

12/29/2008 - Frances Pen Is Pretty In Peet Pink

12/29/2008 - Fritzl Daughter Released

12/29/2008 - The Mean Streets Of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

12/29/2008 - R.I.P. Ann Savage

12/29/2008 - Balthazar Getty Is, Well, Not Exactly Giddy

12/29/2008 - Cate Blanchett Is Too Well Adjusted To Give Good Interview

12/29/2008 - Calista Flockhart: Retail Sports Illustrated

12/29/2008 - Gender Gap In Chess Winners Explained

12/29/2008 - Courtney Love Tells PETA To F**k Off

12/29/2008 - Beauty For Smurfettes

12/29/2008 - Naomi Campbell Is Ready For The Hut-Hut

12/29/2008 - Grey Gardens: Where Are They Now?

12/29/2008 - Hugh Jackman: A Show Of Hands

12/29/2008 - Lost Nativity Scene

12/29/2008 - Eye-Poppingly Absurd Clothes At Capri Hollywood Film Festival

12/29/2008 - Happiness Is Not A Smaller Dress Size

12/29/2008 - Heather Graham, Guy, Have Gone Crackers

12/29/2008 - If Caroline Kennedy Thinks Ladymag Writers Are Stupid, What Does She Think Of Their Readers?

12/29/2008 - Madonna: Tilt-A-Girl

12/29/2008 - German For "Creepy"

12/29/2008 - No Sh-t: New Study Finds 'Virginity Pledges' Ineffective, Promoting Unsafe Sex

12/29/2008 - Schools Start Taking Cyberbullying Seriously

12/29/2008 - Daniel Craig: Quantum Of Hotness

12/29/2008 - Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan

12/28/2008 - Goodnight, And Have A Pleasant Tomorrow

12/28/2008 - Condoleezza Rice Thinks You'll Thank George Bush Someday

12/28/2008 - President-Elect Obama Is 2 Seconds Away From A Horatio Caine "Yeaaaaaah!" Moment

12/28/2008 - Merry Christmas, You're An Old

12/28/2008 - Katie Holmes Continues To Party Like It's 1994

12/28/2008 - Sunday Afternoon Wake Up Call

12/28/2008 - Christina's Husband Is Over His Wife's MMC Days

12/28/2008 - Divorced Mother Not Allowed To Have Lesbian Partner And Children Sleep Over At The Same Time

12/28/2008 - Lindsay Gets A Text That Says ____________

12/28/2008 - Debra Winger: "Women Don't Write Enough"

12/28/2008 - Hill & Bill Are In The Heights

12/28/2008 - What Did You Learn In 2008?

12/28/2008 - Ok, Agyness, The Layering Has Gone Too Far

12/28/2008 - Britain's Prince Edward Accused Of Beating Dog

12/28/2008 - Man Arrested In Connection With Makola Disappearance

12/28/2008 - Drew Barrymore: Iron Maiden

12/28/2008 - An Occasional "Tipple" Of Wine May Stave Off Dementia

12/28/2008 - Kim Exchanges Her Presents For A New Pair Of Shoes

12/28/2008 - Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?

12/27/2008 - Saturday Night Sock Hop

12/27/2008 - Gwyneth Smiles From Behind Sliding Doors

12/27/2008 - "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend

12/27/2008 - Vampire Cuts His Hair, Tweens Everywhere Go Into Mourning

12/27/2008 - Ann Coulter Names Sarah Palin "Conservative Of The Year"

12/27/2008 - Harry Potter Successfully Performs Spikus Hairus Spell

12/27/2008 - NME's "Hottest Men In Music" Are Strikingly Similar

12/27/2008 - Paris And Her BFF Are Talkin' About A Little Place Called Asssspen

12/27/2008 - Nurse Found Alive After 11 Days In Trunk Of Car

12/27/2008 - Elle Macpherson Walks On The Sunny Side Of The Street Globe

12/27/2008 - New Year, Same Ol' Resolutions

12/27/2008 - Lindsay & Sam: Sips And Smiles

12/27/2008 - No Peace In The Middle East

12/27/2008 - The Carey-Cannons Let The Fur Fly

12/27/2008 - In Which Men's Health Talks Dirty, Creeps Us Out A Bit

12/27/2008 - A Christmas Hat Fit For A Queen

12/27/2008 - Jen Celebrates Christmas By Beating Brad At The Box Office

12/26/2008 - "Can You Get An STD From Sharing Nasal Spray?"

12/26/2008 - Sister Act

12/26/2008 - Prince William Grew A Beard, And Other Scenes From A Slow News Day

12/26/2008 - Katherine Heigl Snuggles Up With Her Not So Secret Santa

12/26/2008 - TGIF

12/26/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/26/2008 - Pauly Shore's Got Devil Eyes

12/26/2008 - Saying "I Love You" Isn't A Competition

12/26/2008 - Tom & Gisele Are Tying The Knot

12/26/2008 - What's The Etiquette For Spitting Into Your Napkin?

12/26/2008 - Billy Zane Likes Them Apples

12/26/2008 - HuffPo Plays Cupid!

12/26/2008 - R.I.P. Harold Pinter

12/26/2008 - Von Trapped: The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Infighting

12/26/2008 - Vanessa Hudgens: Uggs & Updo

12/26/2008 - The Return Of The Returners

12/26/2008 - Sesame Street, Brought to You by Joan Ganz Cooney

12/26/2008 - The Sordid Song Of Sherry Johnston

12/26/2008 - Alyson Hannigan's Pregnant Pause

12/26/2008 - Not Every Sexual Assault Starts With A Man And A Gun

12/26/2008 - Were The Dinosaurs Stay-At-Home Dads?

12/26/2008 - Denise & Daughter On Thin Ice

12/26/2008 - Santa Claus Killer Murders 8 In L.A. Tragedy

12/26/2008 - Homes Now Too Expensive to Even Imagine Owning

12/26/2008 - Moët. Louis Vuitton. Kate Moss. Almost A Luxe Haiku, Sans Nature.

12/26/2008 - What's In Cash Warren's Cart?

12/26/2008 - Hot Girl-On-Girl Action: Top 8 Lezebels Of 2008

12/26/2008 - Drag Your Butt To the Movies

12/26/2008 - Hats Off For An All-Chapeau Day!

12/26/2008 - Melissa Joan Hart: Not Over The Food, Speidi.

12/26/2008 - Viagra: The Gift That Keeps On Giving, Even In Afghanistan

12/26/2008 - No Breakfast + An Annoying Mom: A Recipe For Losing Your Virginity

12/26/2008 - RIP Eartha Kitt

12/26/2008 - Prince William: What A Beardo

12/26/2008 - Jennifer Aniston Cops To Photoshop

12/24/2008 - Margaret Cho, Anna Nicole, And Mistletoe

12/24/2008 - Oldie But Goodie

12/24/2008 - A Girl's Guide To Christmas Shopping Like A Boy

12/24/2008 - Camilla Parker Bowles Wishes You A Beary Merry Christmas

12/24/2008 - This Week in Tabloids: Which Celebs Are Unwrapping the Gift of Herpes?

12/24/2008 - Happy Heathen Holidays

12/24/2008 - Even Psycho Moms Are Nice On Christmas Eve

12/24/2008 - Detective Stabler: You Lookin' At Me?

12/24/2008 - 2008 Jezebel Hall Of Infamy

12/24/2008 - Beauty Queen Detained by Mexican Police

12/24/2008 - Religion Is Not A Lifestyle Choice, Say Scientists

12/24/2008 - Mickey Rourke: To Hell With That Sad Guy!

12/24/2008 - What Would You Do If These Were Your Parents On A Family Vacation?

12/24/2008 - Bacon: It's What's For Christmas

12/24/2008 - Best Gowns Of 2008

12/24/2008 - Hilary Duff At The Stock Exchange: Get Me Out Of Here. Please.

12/24/2008 - And A Crappy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Morning

12/24/2008 - Update: Project Ruinway

12/24/2008 - 262 Children Neglected, 12 Girls Sexually Abused At Polygamist FLDS Ranch

12/24/2008 - Clay Aiken: Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Ham

12/24/2008 - Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?

12/23/2008 - 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008

12/23/2008 - Not Really Diggin' It

12/23/2008 - Melissa Etheridge Suggests Fighting H8 And Rick Warren With Tolerance

12/23/2008 - Slow Beefcake Day: Simon Cowell, Shirtless

12/23/2008 - China Sends Goodwill Pandas To Taiwan • "Meat Curtains" And Other Weird Ladyparts Slang

12/23/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/23/2008 - Christmas Pageant Kids: Or, Who Gets To Be The Virgin?

12/23/2008 - Audrina Patridge: Child Traveling Alone

12/23/2008 - Baby Alive Makes Diane Sawyer Die Of Shame

12/23/2008 - Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?

12/23/2008 - Conservative Dennis Prager Knows It's Not Rape If His Wife "Submits"

12/23/2008 - Eve & Pal Go Searching For Deals

12/23/2008 - According To The The Insider, Jennifer Aniston Is A Baby-Crazed Mess

12/23/2008 - Fox Rips Off SATC with "Bitches"

12/23/2008 - Stealth Pregnancy

12/23/2008 - Woman Waives Anonymity To Say, "I Was Raped By My Father."

12/23/2008 - Breast Reconstruction Patients Are Not Given All The Options

12/23/2008 - Christmas Comes Early For Katherine Heigl & Josh Kelley

12/23/2008 - It's The Duggar Family Delivery Show

12/23/2008 - Coffee More Potent for Joes

12/23/2008 - During The Recession, Go F*** Yourself

12/23/2008 - John Mayer Gets Star Struck By Ronald McDonald

12/23/2008 - January Vogue Measures Poverty In Terms Of Designer Handbags

12/23/2008 - Model Falls To Death

12/23/2008 - It's The Holidays: Time To Talk About Obesity

12/23/2008 - Signs Of The Depression: Dee Snider Opens The NYSE

12/23/2008 - 2008 Photoshop Hall of Shame

12/23/2008 - Gay Hate

12/23/2008 - Mischa Barton Does, Like, Good Job On Headband Line

12/23/2008 - Jessica Alba Wears Her Heart On Her Boot

12/23/2008 - The Hills Finale: Lauren And Heidi Have A Staged, Unscripted Moment

12/23/2008 - Yes We Can (Get High)

12/23/2008 - The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion

12/23/2008 - Robert Downey, Jr. & Wife Have That Holiday Cheer

12/23/2008 - All We Want For Christmas Is For Hillary Clinton To Save The World

12/23/2008 - Barbie Goes to Fashion Week

12/23/2008 - Tough Times: Is Shoplifting Ever Okay?

12/23/2008 - Shakira's Hips Don't Lie, Set Off Store Alarms

12/23/2008 - Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket

12/22/2008 - 10 Best Judge Judy Moments of 2008

12/22/2008 - Emily Yoffe Won't Justify Being A Jerkface

12/22/2008 - Barack Obama Stays Hot While We Freeze

12/22/2008 - Swedish Model Victoria Silvstedt Is Ready For The Holidays!

12/22/2008 - Expensive Shoes Get Ugly • Learn Proper Umbrella Etiquette

12/22/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/22/2008 - Sarah Palin, Like Your Cold Sore, Is Never Going Away

12/22/2008 - Katie Holmes Has A Case Of The Mondays

12/22/2008 - People We'll Miss In 2009

12/22/2008 - Pig-Headed

12/22/2008 - What Exactly Is "Hooking Up"?

12/22/2008 - Posh, Dolce & Gabbana Are Such Posers

12/22/2008 - Baby Bumps, Hunks & Controversies: The Best Snap Judgments Of 2008

12/22/2008 - WTF Moment On Daytime TV

12/22/2008 - Your Fat Ass Can Save The Earth

12/22/2008 - Paris Hilton Belts It

12/22/2008 - Is Cosmo's Idea Of Romance A Little Rapey?

12/22/2008 - Jennifer's Body Gets A Release Date

12/22/2008 - An Ode To All The Booze We've Drunk Before

12/22/2008 - Jennifer Garner In Violet, With Violet

12/22/2008 - Theft, Lies, And Editing: The Reality Of Stylista's "Mean Girl" Megan

12/22/2008 - Blago Given The Nude Treatment

12/22/2008 - Glamour Suggests in 2009 You Resolve to Stop Being a Slut

12/22/2008 - Ellen and Portia Fight H8 With Love

12/22/2008 - The Twelve Days Of Douchebags

12/22/2008 - Santa's Been Naughty

12/22/2008 - Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk

12/22/2008 - Xtina Knows Behind Every Great Woman Is A Good Man

12/22/2008 - Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels

12/22/2008 - 8-Year-Old Girl Not Old Enough to Divorce Husband, 58

12/22/2008 - Big Hair And Black Leather Ruled At The Patti LaBelle Concert

12/22/2008 - Jessica Alba Walks A Mile In Katie Holmes's Pants

12/22/2008 - We Were Dreaming Of A White Christmas Holiday, And Then It Snowed And Got Very Cold

12/22/2008 - All Pandas, All The Time

12/22/2008 - Cyberbullying: Criminal Or Merely Cruel?

12/22/2008 - Pete Wentz Wishes For World Peace

12/22/2008 - Madonna Is Psyched About Guy's New Girlfriend

12/21/2008 - Goodnight, And Have A Pleasant Tomorrow Holiday

12/21/2008 - J-Lo Stays Mellow In Yellow

12/21/2008 - Did You Pick Up That "Ogre Smash Death Boom" Album Yet?

12/21/2008 - Jakey Swoons Over Ms. Witherspoon

12/21/2008 - What Is Your Favorite Holiday Drink?

12/21/2008 - Ludacris Spreads Some Christmas Ludachristmas Cheer

12/21/2008 - 70% Of Americans Believe That Angels Exist

12/21/2008 - Sir Paul Is Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time

12/21/2008 - Rick Warren Pulls The "Gay Friend" Defense

12/21/2008 - Posh & Becks: Synchronized Scowls

12/21/2008 - Donny And Marie "Rediscover" Child Star Wannabes

12/21/2008 - Gwen Has The Christmas Spirit

12/21/2008 - The Kids Aren't Sure If Caroline Is "A Kennedy Kennedy"

12/21/2008 - Hugh Discovers It's Easy Bein' Green

12/21/2008 - Oprah Is PETA's Person Of The Year

12/20/2008 - Saturday Night Nostalgia

12/20/2008 - Katy Or Zooey?

12/20/2008 - The President-Elect Selects A Poet

12/20/2008 - Josh Hartnett: Girls Will Make Passes At Boys Who Wear Glasses

12/20/2008 - The Anti-Cute Overload

12/20/2008 - Lindsay Does Some Christmas Shopping

12/20/2008 - Jerry Brown : "Proposition 8 Must Be Invalidated"

12/20/2008 - Announcements

12/20/2008 - Kelly Osbourne Flaunts It

12/20/2008 - Thank You For Being A Friend...For 90 Years

12/20/2008 - Keri Russell Listens To A Bedtime Story

12/20/2008 - Barbie: Friend Or Foe?

12/20/2008 - Kanye Turns On The Charm

12/20/2008 - Eggcellent

12/20/2008 - Ashlee Simpson: Back To Blonde

12/20/2008 - Christmas, I Love You, But You Need To Shut Up

12/20/2008 - Jenny McCarthy: A Fan Of Bumpits?

12/20/2008 - You Can't Stop The Duggar Family Baby Makin' Machine

12/19/2008 - "How Can I Stay Sober And Still Have Fun?"

12/19/2008 - You're Going To Need This Puppy To Get Through The News

12/19/2008 - Memory Phiri Decided To Make HIV A Passenger On Her Journey

12/19/2008 - The Christmas Tradition Even My Non-Christian Friends Like

12/19/2008 - The Way We Were: Life Magazine Photos Of Women In The 1980s

12/19/2008 - This Week We Were Tired Of Tyra, Elisabeth And Meme

12/19/2008 - Hijabs In America

12/19/2008 - PajamaGrams: "The One Gift Guaranteed To Get Women To Take Their Clothes Off!"

12/19/2008 - Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton

12/19/2008 - A Career Romance For Young Moderns: A Special Kind of Love

12/19/2008 - Hangover Cures, 2.0

12/19/2008 - Woman Faints When Eating Sandwiches • Zoo Sorry About Gorilla Farts

12/19/2008 - Confessions Of A Semi-Reformed Shapewear Addict

12/19/2008 - How Much Is That Puppy In The Window?

12/19/2008 - Seven Pounds Is "A Present Best Left Unopened"

12/19/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/19/2008 - Lost: New Scene, New Trailer, And Lotsa (Hidden) Spoilers

12/19/2008 - TGIF

12/19/2008 - Ultimate Terrible Gift Guide: Part 2

12/19/2008 - Fergie & Stefano: Patchwork & Puffball

12/19/2008 - Fertility Field Guide: Debunking The Duggars

12/19/2008 - Mistress Manners

12/19/2008 - Leighton Meester Doesn't Wear Headbands... Ever

12/19/2008 - Ewan McGregor Is Ready For Takeoff

12/19/2008 - Calvin Klein, TSE, & Originality In Fashion: Not So Black & White

12/19/2008 - Lovely Lily Allen Picks A Winner!

12/19/2008 - Is Your Love The Best? Put Your DNA To The Test!

12/19/2008 - Economy Dashes Aspiring Journo's Dreams

12/19/2008 - Odor Eaters: B.O. And Why Men Buy Cologne

12/19/2008 - Caylee Anthony Postively, Sadly, Identified

12/19/2008 - "Double Annoying" Sarah Vowell Loves "The Pill"

12/19/2008 - Meg Ryan's Tweed Toddler Gets A Pair Of Helping Hands

12/19/2008 - WTF Moment On Daytime TV

12/19/2008 - "Used To Laugh And Call Her Names"

12/19/2008 - Anti-Choice Activist Fighting To Make Sure Teenagers Stay Pregnant

12/19/2008 - No Fair: Shakira Gets Snuggles In South American Summer

12/19/2008 - Marie Claire: Boob Jobs, Roofies & The Scintillating Jessica Simpson

12/19/2008 - Rihanna: When Pants Become Boots

12/19/2008 - Report: Police Targeted Preteen In Prostitution Raid

12/19/2008 - Just For Men

12/19/2008 - Dear Kathie Lee: Irish Eyes Are Not Smiling

12/19/2008 - Jennifer Lopez's Snow Boots Hit Beverly Hills

12/19/2008 - Friends, Meet Facebook: A New Way To Comment

12/19/2008 - Thandie Newton & Child: Ice Capades

12/19/2008 - We Lost Samantha For This?

12/19/2008 - Nooooo! Katy Perry Wants To Design!

12/19/2008 - And Baby Makes 20

12/19/2008 - Kelly Ripa: Bouncing Baby Blonde

12/19/2008 - Jeff Conaway Leaves Celebrity Rehab, Abuses Drugs Within Minutes

12/19/2008 - Cameron Diaz Considers Her Christmas Present

12/19/2008 - Golden Years

12/19/2008 - Tom Cruise's Crazy Infects Fashion At The Valkryie Premiere

12/19/2008 - Wasilla's Finest

12/19/2008 - Renee Zellweger Gets A Venti And A Grumpy Face To Go

12/19/2008 - Rick Warren Is Thinking About You Naked

12/19/2008 - Christina Aguilera: Kubrick Meets Kabbalah Meets Candace

12/19/2008 - Daddy Issues

12/19/2008 - 'First Lady Of Star Trek,' Majel Roddenberry, Dead At 76

12/19/2008 - Cat Lancer

12/19/2008 - John To Jen: "_________________"

12/19/2008 - Diddy Desperately Wants To Be On 30 Rock

12/18/2008 - Tyra Audience Forced To Wear "Unemployed" T-Shirts During Holiday Show

12/18/2008 - Forgotten Man

12/18/2008 - Bill Clinton's Big Release, Obama's Smaller Releases

12/18/2008 - Blair Waldorf Wails About _________

12/18/2008 - Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable

12/18/2008 - Soft In The Head

12/18/2008 - 20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008

12/18/2008 - Weird Science

12/18/2008 - Twiggy The Squirrel Makes A Splash • Chinese Protesters Angry About Stealing, Eating Cats

12/18/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/18/2008 - "But I Am, Incurably, Shallow."

12/18/2008 - Bloody Hell: John & Jonathan Are Back Together

12/18/2008 - Personal Shopping: Best. Job. Ever.

12/18/2008 - Right To Conscience, Not To Choice

12/18/2008 - Rudolph Can Take His Red Nose And Shove It

12/18/2008 - Cruz & David Beckham Try Desperately To Keep A Lid On It

12/18/2008 - Husband Makes Over Home In Tribute To Wife, God

12/18/2008 - The Old Man And The...Lacey Bonnet

12/18/2008 - Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent

12/18/2008 - Chris Martin Contemplates ____________

12/18/2008 - O.C. Ladies Realize Plastic Surgery Is A Luxury, Not A Right

12/18/2008 - Judi Looks Just Like A Dame

12/18/2008 - Warren Buffett's Granddaughter Feels Bad About Her Check

12/18/2008 - Father Of The Bride?

12/18/2008 - Michigan Student Alleges Assault, Is Mocked By Cops

12/18/2008 - Dustin Hoffman Narrowly Avoids Stroller Sideswipe

12/18/2008 - Stylista Finale: Megan Gets Angry On Camera, At Internet

12/18/2008 - Halle Suits Up For Another Oscar

12/18/2008 - Cranks & Liars

12/18/2008 - 2009 SAG Awards: When Actors Snub Actors

12/18/2008 - The (New) Joy of Sex

12/18/2008 - Film Dude: Do Not Look At The Daniel

12/18/2008 - Letterman Wonders Why Everyone Wants To Know About Jennifer Aniston's Womb

12/18/2008 - Lily Allen Has A Whole Lotta Something Going On

12/18/2008 - White Wash

12/18/2008 - Pam & Vivienne: A Match Made In... Somewhere

12/18/2008 - Maid In Lebanon

12/18/2008 - Katherine Heigl: Grey Skies, Light Coffee, Black Lungs

12/18/2008 - Sobbing Sorority Sister: Real Or Fake?

12/18/2008 - Kate Bosworth Descends Into Shopping Madness

12/18/2008 - High Off A Bump

12/18/2008 - Young Hollywood Looks Both Great And Horrible At HFPA Party

12/18/2008 - Scent Of A Woman

12/18/2008 - James Blunt: Club/Foot

12/18/2008 - Everyone's Angry At Barack Obama

12/18/2008 - Isla Does Her Vest Damien Hirst Impression

12/18/2008 - Goop Scoop

12/18/2008 - Why Do People Care When A Woman Cuts Her Hair?

12/18/2008 - Not Hair Of The Dog

12/18/2008 - Jennifer Aniston: Trench Kiss

12/18/2008 - Bristol Palin Will Have A Baby Boy!

12/17/2008 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 25 Most Annoying Moments Of 2008

12/17/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

12/17/2008 - All The Appointment Gossip You Can Handle, Including Aretha Franklin

12/17/2008 - Calamity Jane

12/17/2008 - The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest

12/17/2008 - Faking It

12/17/2008 - Berlin Gets Baby Hippo • Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt

12/17/2008 - Word Of The Day

12/17/2008 - Food Fight: Butter & Its Baker's Cousin

12/17/2008 - Liam Neeson: Central Perk

12/17/2008 - Most Pet Owners Say They Can Communicate With Their Companions

12/17/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/17/2008 - New Real Housewife, Same Old Silicone

12/17/2008 - Happy Hump Day

12/17/2008 - Do 12-Year-Old Girls Ever Need To Be "Fabulous"?

12/17/2008 - Adorable Dogs Do Not Divert David Duchovny

12/17/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: Jilted Wives, Jingle Bells & The Return of J.Lo

12/17/2008 - The Muppet Show

12/17/2008 - Paris Hilton Is One Of The Most Down To Earth People She Knows

12/17/2008 - John & Jonathan Joke About ______

12/17/2008 - Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?

12/17/2008 - Owen Wilson Gives Beach Beauty Early Christmas Gift

12/17/2008 - Anti-Obesity "Activist" Tells Elle That Women Are Fat, Stupid

12/17/2008 - World's Oldest Woman

12/17/2008 - The Wrestler: "Rourke Gives The Performance Of His Life"

12/17/2008 - Jessica & Honor Go Their Separate Ways

12/17/2008 - Field Guide To Guys: L'Homme Fatal

12/17/2008 - Dylan McDermott Stocks Up On Gifts, Little Helper

12/17/2008 - What Women Wanted For Xmas In 1928

12/17/2008 - The View: Not OK To Name Baby Adolf; OK To Oppose Gay Marriage

12/17/2008 - Stocking Stuffer

12/17/2008 - Rachel Bilson's Boo Has A Ticket To Ride

12/17/2008 - Breastfeeding Myths Debunked For Barren Broads

12/17/2008 - Jen Garner Cannot Believe _________

12/17/2008 - Roe Vs. World

12/17/2008 - What Was Obama Thinking? The College Years

12/17/2008 - The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease

12/17/2008 - Alex Rodriguez: 2 Guys, 1 Cup

12/17/2008 - Bad Girls Club: Cocktails & Stripping Contests

12/17/2008 - Molly Sims Now Known As Mo The Plumber

12/17/2008 - Chinese Oreos

12/17/2008 - Zooey Deschanel Loves Clothes, Channels Fraulein Maria

12/17/2008 - Hells Bells

12/17/2008 - Sarah Paulson Has One Hand In Her Pocket...

12/17/2008 - Danica McKellar On Today: Al Roker Misses The Point

12/17/2008 - Lindsay Parks It

12/17/2008 - Santas Past & Present

12/17/2008 - Almost All Of Hollywood At The D&G Opening Looked Amazing

12/17/2008 - The Scarlet Letter

12/17/2008 - Woman Reads Madge The Riot Act

12/17/2008 - Obama — Not You — Is The Person Of The Year

12/17/2008 - Lily Allen Lights Up The Joint

12/17/2008 - Christmas Party, 1925

12/17/2008 - Muslim Woman Arrested For Refusing To Remove Hijab

12/17/2008 - Good Weaves

12/17/2008 - Random Dude Apparently Can't Help But Check Out J.Lo's Rear

12/17/2008 - The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen

12/16/2008 - Intervention: Addict Is A "Lady Of Leisure"

12/16/2008 - Snap Into A Chanel

12/16/2008 - Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't

12/16/2008 - Marc Madness

12/16/2008 - Charlie Brown Christmas Dancers Are A Motley Crew

12/16/2008 - Jude Law Likes Sports Section

12/16/2008 - Blythe Danner Says Gwyneth Is Not Divorcing

12/16/2008 - The Knot At Its End?

12/16/2008 - Is Fur Becoming Acceptable? • Police Solve Murder Of John Walsh's Son

12/16/2008 - Katie & Suri's Bodyguard Gets The Goods

12/16/2008 - Lifting Women Out Of Poverty: Complicated

12/16/2008 - BRB

12/16/2008 - The Emotionally Needy Mind The Gap

12/16/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/16/2008 - What American Women Can And Cannot Do

12/16/2008 - Obama, Biden & Kids: Additional Adorableness

12/16/2008 - Bette Midler: "I'm A Tough Old Bird"

12/16/2008 - Jerry O'Connell: Running With Whiskers

12/16/2008 - Will We Miss Laura Bush?

12/16/2008 - Portrait Of A Lady

12/16/2008 - It's Nora Ephron's Fault You Can't Find The Right Man

12/16/2008 - Brad Pitt = Michelin Man With Pervy Moustache

12/16/2008 - What On Earth? The Holidays Take On Toilet Humor

12/16/2008 - Ugg: Ashley Olsen Averts Her Eyes

12/16/2008 - What Brad Pitt, J. Lo, & Contraception Have In Common

12/16/2008 - Bukkake Alert

12/16/2008 - Etheridge Calls Elisabeth Out For Her Support Of Prop 8

12/16/2008 - Barack Obama Makes The Schoolgirls Blush

12/16/2008 - Anne Hathaway's Breakup: "Not A Part Of My Life Anymore"

12/16/2008 - What's Driving Gerard Crazy?

12/16/2008 - If You're Looking For "Inexperienced", Look No Further Than Fran

12/16/2008 - Change We Can Believe In?

12/16/2008 - Has The Pill "Increased Or Diminished Human Happiness"?

12/16/2008 - Gingerbread House Nets James Spader A Real Haul

12/16/2008 - Kate Winslet's Husband Micro-Managed Her Love Scenes

12/16/2008 - Does Guy Ritchie Look Richer?

12/16/2008 - Rachel, Katie & Campbell Are In Vogue

12/16/2008 - Anthonys "Devastated"; DNA Results Within The Week

12/16/2008 - The Fembot's Not For Sex... Yet

12/16/2008 - Dear Keri Russell: Watch Your Step

12/16/2008 - Jim Carrey Tells Larry King That Prozac Is For Suckers

12/16/2008 - Lindsay Lohan, Puddle-Jumper

12/16/2008 - Dos And Don'ts

12/16/2008 - Bijou Phillips Disses Michelle Obama Election Night Dress

12/16/2008 - Saving Face

12/16/2008 - Christmas Decorations Do Not Sway Peter Dinklage

12/16/2008 - Mr. And Mrs. Spencer Pratt: I Thee Dread

12/16/2008 - Meg Ryan At Preschool: Primary Colors

12/16/2008 - The Nanny Diaries

12/16/2008 - Revolutionary Style At Revolutionary Road Premiere

12/16/2008 - Rock Of Love Bus Ad: Photoshop Of Horrors?

12/16/2008 - Janice Dickinson Has ____ In The Bags

12/16/2008 - The Senate May Get Caroline, But Biden Gets Carney And A Canine

12/16/2008 - Ryan To Abbie: "Heel!"

12/16/2008 - Smell The Beef

12/16/2008 - Writer Susan Cheever Wonders Where All The Drunks Went

12/16/2008 - Letters To Santa

12/16/2008 - Jennifer Garner: Is It A Boy, Or Girl?

12/16/2008 - Britney On Hunger Strike?

12/15/2008 - Charm School: When Contestants Fill Up On Liquid Confidence

12/15/2008 - Skirting The Issue

12/15/2008 - Barack Obama Elected President Again!

12/15/2008 - Hef's Boys Like Boobs

12/15/2008 - When Madonna Falls In Concert, Does She Make A Sound?

12/15/2008 - Somehow, Michelle Williams Makes All Her Winter Warmers Work

12/15/2008 - Tina Brown Is Not In A Catfight With Arianna Huffington

12/15/2008 - Meet Dov Charney's New Muse, Roommate

12/15/2008 - Tony Danza Is Sinatra Obsessed • Playboy Apologizes For "Sexy" Virgin Mary Cover

12/15/2008 - Last Chance to Cheat Holiday Shopping

12/15/2008 - Mark Ronson Is A Man With A Slow Hand

12/15/2008 - Plastic Surgery Patients Care About Looking Great, Not Getting Laid

12/15/2008 - Laura Bush: Schoolkids & Santa Have Her Surrounded

12/15/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/15/2008 - Vows: Woman Remarries Ex-Husband, Despite His Affair

12/15/2008 - High Art

12/15/2008 - Halle Berry Has ____ In The Boxes

12/15/2008 - Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV

12/15/2008 - Clive Owen Is Head & Shoulders Above The Rest

12/15/2008 - "For Whom Do Women Dress?"

12/15/2008 - The Sex And The City Bus Tour

12/15/2008 - Dating Advice: This Was Acceptable In The '80s?

12/15/2008 - Liz Lemon Just Can't Contain Herself

12/15/2008 - The Perks And Perils Of Keeping A Diary

12/15/2008 - Rachel McAdams: Look At That Mug!

12/15/2008 - Your Shoes Are A Fetishistic Tool Of The Patriarchy

12/15/2008 - Michael Phelps: Doggy Style

12/15/2008 - As The Economy Tanks, What Good Is The Pile Of Stuff You're Left With?

12/15/2008 - Matt On Tom: Can You Believe This Guy?

12/15/2008 - New Yorker: Zadie Smith Writes About Comedy & Class Issues

12/15/2008 - Chris Noth: Sex & The City Meets... Sippy Cup

12/15/2008 - Modern Love: Deadbeats Or Sugar Daddies, Our Only Choices!

12/15/2008 - Lend Me Your Paw

12/15/2008 - French Countess Gets Très Bitchy With Martha Stewart

12/15/2008 - Sarah Jessica, James Wilke Are Loving The New York Weather

12/15/2008 - 4 Out Of 5 Real Housewives Of Atlanta Are Actually Broke

12/15/2008 - As Always, Steven Tyler Leaves Us Speechless

12/15/2008 - Rage Of Aquarius

12/15/2008 - Are Pregnant Women Dulled By "Fuzz-Head" Hormones?

12/15/2008 - What War?

12/15/2008 - Helena Bonham Carter Is A Strange Sole

12/15/2008 - The Self-Flagellation Of The First-Person Beauty Piece

12/15/2008 - Matthew McConaughey Takes The Road More Traveled

12/15/2008 - Grumpy Old Men

12/15/2008 - Scarlett Johansson For Dolce? And Why?

12/15/2008 - Seeing Eye Cat

12/15/2008 - Clubgoer Eyes Meadow's Man

12/15/2008 - Zach Galifianakis Interviews Mad Men's Jon Hamm

12/15/2008 - Whatever Is Wrong With Ethan Hawke?

12/15/2008 - SNL Map Abandons Logic, Common Sense

12/15/2008 - Ugly Looked Pretty At Shrek: The Musical Premiere

12/15/2008 - A Skimpy Explanation

12/15/2008 - Lourdes Is On The Lookout For ________

12/15/2008 - Chris Rock's Daughters Want To Be BFF With The Obama Girls

12/15/2008 - Ryan & Abbie: Wind Shear In Sydney

12/15/2008 - Girl Paralyzed After Gardisil

12/15/2008 - What Christmas Spirit? Budget Cuts & Holiday Blues

12/15/2008 - Socks, We Hardly Knew Ye

12/15/2008 - Larry & Loretta: It's On

12/15/2008 - Cosmo Made Up ScarJo's "Romantic" Quotes

12/14/2008 - Goodnight, And Have A Pleasant Tomorrow

12/14/2008 - No Go Logos

12/14/2008 - It's A Boy

12/14/2008 - Jessica Simpson Steps In To Her Own Personal 1984

12/14/2008 - Mother Sells Twin Infants To Pay For Lipo

12/14/2008 - Video: President Bush Ducks Shoe Attack

12/14/2008 - Pete Wentz Has A Rock Star Moment

12/14/2008 - A 16 Year Old Is Granted Permission To Marry Her 26 Year Old Boyfriend

12/14/2008 - A Very Paris Christmas

12/14/2008 - Eye For An Eye

12/14/2008 - Heidi & Spencer Ask Santa For_________For Christmas

12/14/2008 - In Which We Assist With The End Of "Fake Rap"

12/14/2008 - Hayden Meets Mr. & Mrs. Claus

12/14/2008 - Forced Marriage Act Frees Doctor

12/14/2008 - Lindsay And Sam: Together In Leather

12/14/2008 - Amy & Seth Give Blagojevich The "Really?!" Treatment

12/14/2008 - Zooey And Jim: Just Say Yes

12/14/2008 - Guy And Madonna Call A Christmas Truce

12/13/2008 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

12/13/2008 - Reminders

12/13/2008 - Your Daily Dose Of Cuteness

12/13/2008 - Meg Ryan Goes Flyin'

12/13/2008 - Teens Hook Up, Times Commenters Freak Out

12/13/2008 - Carmen Electra: Lady In Red Shoes

12/13/2008 - Snap Judgment Judgment: Goodbye, "Eat A Sandwich"

12/13/2008 - Lady GaGa And Her Band Of Masked Men

12/13/2008 - "Superfood" Not So Super

12/13/2008 - Evan Goes Out For Some Casual Dining

12/13/2008 - Did Your Parents Ever Give You "The Talk?"

12/13/2008 - Jen & Owen Share A Smile, Hair Color

12/13/2008 - What's Up With Weekend Jezebel?

12/13/2008 - Katy Perry's Jingle Bell Frock

12/13/2008 - Celebrity Memoirs Hit The Bargain Bin

12/13/2008 - Mandy Moore Hits The Floor

12/13/2008 - Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab

12/12/2008 - "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"

12/12/2008 - Harlow Madden: The Incredible, Edible Leg

12/12/2008 - Heads Up

12/12/2008 - This Week We Had A Gastric Bypass

12/12/2008 - Princess Hijab

12/12/2008 - Scott Caan Leaves Little (A Lot?) To The Imagination

12/12/2008 - Hugh Jackman Brings Aussie Charm To The Oscars

12/12/2008 - Lemon Zest

12/12/2008 - New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex

12/12/2008 - Bono. Just... Bono

12/12/2008 - The Way We Were: Life Magazine Photos Of Women In The 1970s

12/12/2008 - John Cusack: From Lloyd Dobler To Used Car Salesman

12/12/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/12/2008 - Diamonds Are Not Sarah Haskins' Best Friend

12/12/2008 - Pajama Game

12/12/2008 - TGIF

12/12/2008 - "Secrets" Of Marilyn Monroe's Grocery Lists Not That Secret

12/12/2008 - Duffy: Mercy, Mercy, Mercy

12/12/2008 - Laying An Egg

12/12/2008 - The Worst PR Pitches Of The Week

12/12/2008 - It's Her Party!

12/12/2008 - Daniel Craig: Not Shaken, But Stirred

12/12/2008 - Don Draper's Hair Is Much Better Than Jon Hamm's

12/12/2008 - Kate Hudson Has Had It With Heathrow

12/12/2008 - Lil' Amelie's Letter To Santa

12/12/2008 - "Sugar Daddy" Lady Explains She Is A Housewife, Not A Ho

12/12/2008 - Nastia Liukin Just Wants You To Be Healthy

12/12/2008 - Lauren Conrad _____s Like A Butterfly, Looks Like A Bee

12/12/2008 - What Was It About Bettie Page?

12/12/2008 - Katherine Heigl Unhappily Shares Her Husband

12/12/2008 - Women And Cartoons: Beyond Breast Size

12/12/2008 - The Elephant In The Room

12/12/2008 - Kathie Lee & Hoda Entertain With Middle-Aged Musings

12/12/2008 - Agyness Deyn: Always Clowning Around

12/12/2008 - If You Could, Would You Cobble Together Your Dream Man?

12/12/2008 - Luxury Shopping Has Caused Lily Allen To Lose Her Mind

12/12/2008 - Made In New York

12/12/2008 - Doubt: "Viola Davis Will Blow Your Head Around Six Ways From Sunday"

12/12/2008 - Run, Kitties, Run!

12/12/2008 - Matthew McConaughey Whistles While He Works

12/12/2008 - 30 Rock: Liz Lemon Ruins Christmas For Needy Kids

12/12/2008 - Joel To Nicole: "You're What?"

12/12/2008 - Less-Than-Classy Anna Nicole Memorial Unveiled At Grave Site

12/12/2008 - Carla Bruni Is Furieuse Over Nude Photograph

12/12/2008 - The Tao Of Keanu

12/12/2008 - Julia Roberts: Dog Day Afternoon

12/12/2008 - Tom Cruise Says He Wouldn't Mind Being In A Broadway Musical

12/12/2008 - Devon Aoki's Outfit: Slash & Burn

12/12/2008 - Food For Thought

12/12/2008 - Cute Dogs, Bad Dresses At Marley And Me Premiere

12/12/2008 - The Skinny On Secondhand Clothes

12/12/2008 - Jemima Khan: Apparently, Hugh Jackman's Affliction Is Contagious

12/12/2008 - Pinup Girl, Pop Culture Icon Bettie Page Dead At 85

12/12/2008 - 'Playboy' Gets Religious

12/12/2008 - Orgasmic Childbirth Story Prompts Commenter Clashes

12/12/2008 - Beyonce Is Shown The Way To Better Wardrobe

12/12/2008 - Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage

12/11/2008 - Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And Hamsters

12/11/2008 - Reese Runs To — Or From? — New Site Design

12/11/2008 - Toiletries Of The Bible

12/11/2008 - Aussie Dog Births Record Litter • Fecal Transplant? Strangely Unpopular!

12/11/2008 - Mean Girls

12/11/2008 - Courteney Cox Gives Santa Her Christmas List

12/11/2008 - Addison Gets Dumped; Pete Wentz Loves Boobz

12/11/2008 - Jessica Alba: Head Down, Feet Ahead

12/11/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/11/2008 - "Signs He's About To Propose" Also Signs He's An Adult (Or Gay)

12/11/2008 - She's Crafty

12/11/2008 - Eva Longoria Looks At _______

12/11/2008 - 92% Of Women Masturbate; But How Often Do They Do It?

12/11/2008 - Prince Harry? Meet Pot Belly

12/11/2008 - Keep A Lid On It

12/11/2008 - School For Scandal: Why Men Need Lingerie 101

12/11/2008 - Bad Hair Day

12/11/2008 - Is Russell Brand's Swash Coming Unbuckled?

12/11/2008 - Dear Jennifer Aniston: Enough Already

12/11/2008 - Don Draper Steps Out Of Time Machine

12/11/2008 - Are LadyMags Pro-Cosmetic Surgery?

12/11/2008 - Women On Top

12/11/2008 - Telling You He's Cheated: Reasons Pro And Con

12/11/2008 - Meg Ryan: Melts! Pies! Muffins!

12/11/2008 - Brazilian Waxes: The Trend That Never Really Existed

12/11/2008 - Sarah Silverman & Mom: A Show Of Hands

12/11/2008 - Hollywood Awards Victim-Playing Actresses With Golden Globe Nominations

12/11/2008 - Surfing's New Wave

12/11/2008 - Wanda Sykes On White House Sex: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty Slappin'"

12/11/2008 - Guy's Glee Is Undeniable

12/11/2008 - Keeping Up Appearances: Jezebel Is Getting Jerry-Rigged

12/11/2008 - Rachel McAdams's Boots Were Not Made For Walking

12/11/2008 - Panty Raid

12/11/2008 - Oprah's "Embarrassed" About Her Weight; I'm Pissed Off

12/11/2008 - Helena Bonham Carter & Daughter: Diamonds & Pearls

12/11/2008 - Zac Posen On Stylista: "Snore!"

12/11/2008 - Michael Phelps Sounds The Alarm

12/11/2008 - A Picture Is Worth A Thousand (Offensive) Words To Designer Duncan Quinn

12/11/2008 - (Heart) Breaking

12/11/2008 - Naomi Watts Is Into Clean Eating

12/11/2008 - Caroline Kennedy: Just Carrie From The Block?

12/11/2008 - Chris Martin & Daughter: The Apple Of His Slide

12/11/2008 - OMGG

12/11/2008 - Hugh Jackman Still Looks Smokin' At Australia's London Premiere

12/11/2008 - Goop Scoop

12/11/2008 - Gerard Depardieu: "We're Not In Kansas Anymore?"

12/11/2008 - 2009 Golden Globes: Good Year For Jokers, Midnight Tokers

12/11/2008 - Brooke Shields Is Picking Up Signals

12/11/2008 - Boobs Found

12/11/2008 - English Guys Lie About Literature To Get Into Girls' Knickers

12/11/2008 - Blind Items

12/11/2008 - What The Hell Happened To Hugh Jackman's Head?

12/11/2008 - Jennifer Aniston: Buck Naked & Making Brangelina Jokes

12/10/2008 - Heroes Production Assistant: Hayden's Not Having Any Of Him

12/10/2008 - Oldie But Goodie

12/10/2008 - For Barack Obama, The Party's Never Really Getting Started

12/10/2008 - Let Them Eat Cheap!

12/10/2008 - Nicole Kidman Gives Tabloid Photo Editors Something To Talk About

12/10/2008 - 15 Favorite Most Ridiculous Women

12/10/2008 - Agyness Deyn ______ With Her Eyes

12/10/2008 - Dark & Lovely

12/10/2008 - Woman Sees Virgin Mary In MRI • Science Says Sugar Is Addictive

12/10/2008 - Departures

12/10/2008 - Beth Ditto Is Blazing

12/10/2008 - Jon Hamm & Sigourney Weaver Embrace Their Inner Geeks

12/10/2008 - Madonna: Cry For Me Argentina

12/10/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/10/2008 - Women Disagree About The Propriety Of Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau's Grabby Hands

12/10/2008 - Wrapped Up

12/10/2008 - Happy Hump Day!

12/10/2008 - Can Mentally Unstable Celebrities Make Us Sane?

12/10/2008 - Fergie Wears Girl Power Style For Second Day In A Row

12/10/2008 - Cereal Killer: Why Tony The Tiger Should Be On The $1 Dollar Bill

12/10/2008 - Easy, Breezy, Beautiful

12/10/2008 - Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!

12/10/2008 - Kelly Osbourne Has ____ In The Bag

12/10/2008 - January Cosmo Knows What You Did Last Night

12/10/2008 - Irish Eyes Are Not Smiling On English Supermodels

12/10/2008 - Indie Rock Boys Have Weight Issues Too

12/10/2008 - The Final Frontier: Can A Woman Ever Wink?

12/10/2008 - Ashlee Simpson Steps Out Post Baby In Badass Boots

12/10/2008 - The Reader: "Emotionally Constipated & Unable To Seriously Address The Holocaust"

12/10/2008 - Jessica Biel: "Look Ma, No Hands!"

12/10/2008 - This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying

12/10/2008 - Jon Stewart To Mike Huckabee: "At What Point Did You Choose Not To Be Gay?"

12/10/2008 - Maggie Gyllenhaal: Bootie Beauty

12/10/2008 - Sarah Palin's Makeup Artist Spills Her Secrets

12/10/2008 - Elizabeth Taylor: Cowgirl Hall Of Fame

12/10/2008 - Helen Mirren Is Pro-Sleeves, Possibly A Designer

12/10/2008 - Reader, She Made It

12/10/2008 - Uh-Oh: Looks Like Little Honor Has The Hack

12/10/2008 - O.G. O.C. Real Housewife Lauri Leaves Show After Son Is Jailed

12/10/2008 - Barbara Walters: Footloose And Wrinkle Free

12/10/2008 - Expensive Camels

12/10/2008 - Brad Pitt: "I Get Enraged When People Start Telling Other People How To Live Their Lives"

12/10/2008 - Going Through The Motions

12/10/2008 - Selma Blair Gets ______ To Go

12/10/2008 - Carrie Fisher Talks To Matt Lauer About Gay Husbands, LSD And Manic Depression

12/10/2008 - Woman In Pink Is Unimpressed By Diane Kruger's Pedicure

12/10/2008 - The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button's Terrible Australian Premiere

12/10/2008 - Michelle Williams Multitasks With Highbrow Magazine

12/10/2008 - Blagojevich Could Be Obama's (And Your) Biggest Nightmare

12/10/2008 - Eva & Scarlett: Black, White & Bombshell All Over

12/10/2008 - Positively Criminal

12/10/2008 - Abortion Opponents Attack Planned Parenthood's Piggybank

12/10/2008 - Fat Asses

12/10/2008 - Zooey Deschanel Is Sick Of The Katy Perry Comparisons

12/10/2008 - Angelina & Brad: Twins Again?!?

12/9/2008 - Reality Show About 500-Pound Woman, Ruby, Shines

12/9/2008 - Mary Lynn Rajskub: Her Baby Valentine

12/9/2008 - Rod Blagojevich: Putting All Republi-Scandals To Shame

12/9/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

12/9/2008 - Sexual Satisfaction & Contraception: Condoms Yea, Birth Control Pills Nay?

12/9/2008 - Stuart Townsend Spotted With Mystery Woman On Malibu Beach

12/9/2008 - Rufus Wainwright & Family Bring Holiday Song, Sweaters To Martha Stewart

12/9/2008 - Dylan McDermott: The Aviator

12/9/2008 - "Hottest Food Trends Of 2009" Are All The Things You're Already Eating

12/9/2008 - Oprah Winfrey Will Make Sarah Palin Wish She'd Never Been Born

12/9/2008 - Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy Is Back!

12/9/2008 - Patrick Fitzgerald Is Sexy When He's Steaming Mad

12/9/2008 - Pierce Brosnan: Red-Faced & Within Reach

12/9/2008 - Solicitations: Help Me Choose A Holiday Party Outfit

12/9/2008 - Real Cat Burglar Snatches Toys • Principal Blames South Park For Anti-Semitic Remarks

12/9/2008 - Jessica Alba's T-Shirt Says ______

12/9/2008 - Tyra Talks About Watching Brandy's Brother's Sex Tape

12/9/2008 - Ivana & Star Look Awfur-ly Happy

12/9/2008 - The Many Delusions Of Playboy CEO Christie Hefner

12/9/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/9/2008 - Colbert On Conan: The Greatest Guest of All

12/9/2008 - Blair Waldorf's Gossip Shocks The Girls

12/9/2008 - Entertainment Earth: Weird Gifts For The Freaks & Geeks On Your List

12/9/2008 - Lindsay Lohan: Has A Secret, Is Totally Ripped

12/9/2008 - Why In God's Name Was Tom Cruise On The Hills: Aftershow Last Night?

12/9/2008 - Death Becomes Her

12/9/2008 - "If Guys Edited Cosmo" ... It Would Be Exactly The Same

12/9/2008 - Sanaa Lathan: Old World Style, Old Hollywood Street

12/9/2008 - Rich People: Shut Up! The Recession Backlash

12/9/2008 - Katie & Suri: Silver Belles

12/9/2008 - Cheerleaders Tossed In Photo Scandal; Boys Left Unpunished

12/9/2008 - Two's A Trend

12/9/2008 - No, Barack Obama's Economic Plan Is Not Discriminating Against Women

12/9/2008 - Gwen Stefani & Son: It's A Wrap

12/9/2008 - "The Cats Don't Criticize": A Single Writer's Semi-Sad Celibacy

12/9/2008 - Adrien Grenier: The Dick Jokes Write Themselves

12/9/2008 - Jon Hamm Makes Today Stand Still With Epic Hotness

12/9/2008 - Why Won't Sexist Advertising Go Away?

12/9/2008 - Geri Halliwell: Walk Gently And Ask For A Big Umbrella

12/9/2008 - Paula Abdul Claims Idol Conspiracy Theory, Commits Career Suicide

12/9/2008 - Heather Graham: Trench Warfare

12/9/2008 - Penal Law

12/9/2008 - Do Women Really Become Surrogates For Purely Altruistic Reasons?

12/9/2008 - Naomi Campbell: Couture Cruella De Vil

12/9/2008 - Jennifer Connelly Amuses Letterman With Charming Story, Filthy Mouth

12/9/2008 - Jake Gyllenhaal Brightens An Otherwise Rainy Day

12/9/2008 - Cute Break

12/9/2008 - Urban Outfitters Pulls Prop 8 Tee; Continues To Sell Crap

12/9/2008 - Big Pimpin'

12/9/2008 - Jessica Simpson Throws Gang Signs Near The Gangway

12/9/2008 - Are Lauren Conrad's Parents Victims Of The Mortgage Crisis?

12/9/2008 - Djimon Hounsou: Hawai'i One-Oh

12/9/2008 - The Curious Case Of The Awesome Benjamin Button Premiere

12/9/2008 - Day Without A Gay

12/9/2008 - Someone Call Noah Wyle An Oncologist

12/9/2008 - Caroline Kennedy Has A Tattoo, Hankering For A Senate Seat

12/9/2008 - Jennifer Connelly Gets The Long Arm Of The ______

12/9/2008 - Walk The Plank

12/9/2008 - 9-Year-Old Dating Advisor's Book Optioned For The Big Screen

12/9/2008 - Ray Of Light

12/9/2008 - Schreiber & Son: Baby's Got Back

12/9/2008 - Jennifer Aniston Likes John Mayer's Head Brain

12/8/2008 - Are Your Friends Your Companions Or Your Competition?

12/8/2008 - Dave Chappelle Is Ready To Rock Out To _______

12/8/2008 - A Day Of Transitions For Everyone!

12/8/2008 - Charm School: Heather Sits On Her Throne, Calls Destiny A Slut

12/8/2008 - Kate Walsh Has A Special Delivery

12/8/2008 - Lindsay's Still In Love; Madge Sues The Mail

12/8/2008 - Samuel L. Jackson Keeps A Lid On The Green Monster

12/8/2008 - It's Such A Drag Dealing With Morons

12/8/2008 - Saint Joan

12/8/2008 - It Was 28 Years Ago Today • Girl Goes Deaf After Sloppy Smooch

12/8/2008 - Matt & Camilla Are More Beautiful & Brazilian Than You

12/8/2008 - Exploiting People, Stereotypes Is Not Exactly Sexy

12/8/2008 - Reese & Running Partner Are Turning Hollywood Heads

12/8/2008 - Women At Work: More Holiday Parties Mean More Problems

12/8/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/8/2008 - Sarah Haskins Wonders If Loving A Vampire Sucks

12/8/2008 - Joel And Harlow: While Mom's Away, Dad & Daughter Will Play

12/8/2008 - Ultimate Terrible Gift Guide: Part 1

12/8/2008 - Agyness Deyn Is Freezing Her Hands Off

12/8/2008 - The View Opines On A Senator Caroline Kennedy

12/8/2008 - Penises In Peril

12/8/2008 - Beyoncé In Cadillac Records: "Volcanic And Voluptuous"

12/8/2008 - Heidi Montag Directs Porter To Her Crumbling Career

12/8/2008 - The Internet Is Giving Fetishists A Bad Name

12/8/2008 - Emma Watson's Dress: Hit Or Miss?

12/8/2008 - True Colors

12/8/2008 - Twilight Director Canned For Being "Irrational" And "Difficult"

12/8/2008 - Easy-Bake

12/8/2008 - Heidi & Seal: Balloons & Babes

12/8/2008 - Paula Abdul Makes Another Bizarre TV Appearance

12/8/2008 - David Duchovny & Téa Leoni: Keeping It Together For The Kids?

12/8/2008 - "Modern Love" Takes On The Mother In Law Cliché... And Shatters It

12/8/2008 - Puppy Cam, Continued

12/8/2008 - Jessica Biel Sees A Bird, A Plane, A _________

12/8/2008 - Stressed? Marie Claire Knows Of This Thing Called Therapy

12/8/2008 - Sharon Stone's Son: "Mom, You Stole My Haircut"

12/8/2008 - Rock Doctor

12/8/2008 - The Pros And Cons Of Girdles

12/8/2008 - When It Rains, It Pours

12/8/2008 - Harrison Ford Has _____ In The Bag

12/8/2008 - New York Finds That Lady Lushes Drink The Same Way Dudes Do

12/8/2008 - Fergie Is A Power Puff Pop Star

12/8/2008 - Lindsay Lohan Is The Only Designer Beating The Recession

12/8/2008 - Jennifer Connelly Loves Sleek Style, Cell Phone

12/8/2008 - The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business

12/8/2008 - Kate Hudson Is Not In The Christmas Spirit

12/8/2008 - Grown-Up Glamour & Glitz At The Kennedy Center Honors

12/8/2008 - Katie Holmes: Sad & In The Spotlight

12/8/2008 - Today's News Is Brought To You By Andy Samberg's Soiled Pants

12/8/2008 - Marcia Cross & Kids Are Seeing Stars

12/8/2008 - Photoshop Of Horrors

12/8/2008 - British Feminism Is Totally Effed, Says UK Observer

12/8/2008 - Maggie Gyllenhaal Is In The Ivy League

12/8/2008 - Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???

12/7/2008 - Sunday Night: Time To Chill

12/7/2008 - Beatrix Campbell: "Lap Dancing Exists For Men To Buy Women"

12/7/2008 - Clooney Finds Out If He's On The Nice Or Naughty List

12/7/2008 - SNL: J**z In My Pants vs. Flight Of The Conchords, "Inner City Pressure"

12/7/2008 - His Name Is Prince, And He Is Funky

12/7/2008 - Burger King Needs To Lose Its Whopper Virginity

12/7/2008 - Bell And Duff Strut Their Stuff

12/7/2008 - Call Me

12/7/2008 - Hermione Holds Her Head High

12/7/2008 - Happiness: The Only Contagious Thing Worth Catching

12/7/2008 - Dita Von Teese: Cotton Candy Couture

12/7/2008 - Around The Holidays, Diamonds Are A Girl's Most Annoying Friend

12/7/2008 - Oprah And Glenn Get Close

12/7/2008 - SNL's Clintons: "Like The South, Vampires, And Britney Spears, We Will Rise Again"

12/7/2008 - Britney Spears: Star In Stripes

12/7/2008 - Lindsay Gives Britney A MySpace Shout Out

12/6/2008 - Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

12/6/2008 - Reminders: SNL Live Thread Tonight

12/6/2008 - Paris And Her "BFF" Aren't Making Believers Out Of Us

12/6/2008 - Solange Knowles: Feathers And Pleather

12/6/2008 - Have Mercy: Is There A Full House Spinoff In The Works?

12/6/2008 - Reese Is Stocking Up On __________

12/6/2008 - Small, Good Things: The Beauty Is In The Details

12/6/2008 - Lily Allen: Mad About Plaid

12/6/2008 - Bad Apple

12/6/2008 - Christina Aguilera: Genie With A Bottle

12/6/2008 - JOOP: Nourish Your Inner Jezebel

12/6/2008 - Peaches Geldof Tries To Disappear, Is Still Here

12/6/2008 - D'oh!

12/6/2008 - Cate The Great Finally Gets Her Star

12/6/2008 - Bettie Page "Critically Ill" After Heart Attack

12/5/2008 - "How Can I Prevent Queefing During Sex?"

12/5/2008 - Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson

12/5/2008 - Posh Spice Is Foe To Furry Animals, Feet

12/5/2008 - The Way We Were: Life Magazine Photos Of Women In The 1960s

12/5/2008 - Pontifications

12/5/2008 - This Week We Wondered If Tina Fey Reached The Tipping Point

12/5/2008 - Darren & Rachel Dress From Bygone Decades

12/5/2008 - Which Is Worse For Women: That 40% Can't Orgasm, Or That Only 12% Think That's A Problem?

12/5/2008 - Hugh Jackman: 60 Feet High & Rising

12/5/2008 - Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted

12/5/2008 - Aussie Lads Get Wild • Man Ticketed While Wife In Labor

12/5/2008 - Johnny Knoxville Has Veggies On Heart And In Hand

12/5/2008 - "I Suspect That Rather Than Your Boyfriends Being The 'Bad Element' Of Your Past Relationships, In Some Way You Were"

12/5/2008 - Kirsten Dunst Can't Believe She Did White After Labor Day

12/5/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/5/2008 - Frost/Nixon: "A Picture For Grown-Ups"

12/5/2008 - Oldies But Goodies

12/5/2008 - TGIF

12/5/2008 - Building Blocks: Are Legos A 'Boy Toy'?

12/5/2008 - Elle Catches Air In Impromptu Fashion Editorial

12/5/2008 - TGI Fluffball

12/5/2008 - Seinfeld-ian Dating & Dumping Is So 20th Century

12/5/2008 - Fantastic Plastic

12/5/2008 - Ryan Phillippe: The Man In The Mirror

12/5/2008 - Who Told Sean Stewart That He's "A Waste Of Sperm And Egg?"

12/5/2008 - Diane Keaton Is Dressed For ______

12/5/2008 - Ladies' Night

12/5/2008 - Kansas City Sexism Masks Good Reasons For Mayor's Wife To Go

12/5/2008 - Hello Baby

12/5/2008 - Paris Hilton Is Horrified By ______

12/5/2008 - Do You Know Where Your Clothes Come From?

12/5/2008 - Joan Cusack, Rainbow Brite

12/5/2008 - Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?

12/5/2008 - Random Acts Of Cuteness

12/5/2008 - What's Red & White & Busting Out All Over?

12/5/2008 - What Happens When Moms Write Memoirs?

12/5/2008 - Spotted On The Street: Fashion Whores

12/5/2008 - Suited Up

12/5/2008 - The Benefits Of A Break-Up Service

12/5/2008 - Super Dog

12/5/2008 - Even Claire's Citizenship Is Being Questioned By Crazies

12/5/2008 - Barbara Walters Gives Rush Limbaugh Hell For Sexist Remarks

12/5/2008 - Jonah & Jason Get Their Kicks

12/5/2008 - Sofia Coppola's LV Line Debuts In Tokyo

12/5/2008 - What's Ahead For Beyonce & Jay-Z?

12/5/2008 - Liz Lemon Had More Than A Dash Of High School Bitchy

12/5/2008 - Scarlett Johansson Fleurs It

12/5/2008 - Feminist Bookstores

12/5/2008 - It Doesn't Get More Glam Than The Korean Film Awards

12/5/2008 - Higher Smelling

12/5/2008 - Olive Baron Cohen's Future Is So Bright...

12/5/2008 - Sarah Palin's Wardrobe, The Universe Completely Crazy

12/5/2008 - John Mayer's ______ : Jen Aniston Likes What She Sees

12/5/2008 - The Skin We're In

12/5/2008 - Planned Parenthood Indiana Offends The Baby Jesus, Michelle Malkin

12/5/2008 - Nicole Kidman: Eyes Wide Open

12/5/2008 - Katie Holmes Claims To Be In Control

12/4/2008 - World Premiere Of Britney's New Video "Circus"

12/4/2008 - Dog's Best Friend

12/4/2008 - Everything In The News Will Piss You Off Today, Puppies And Presidents Edition

12/4/2008 - Wild Life

12/4/2008 - Nicole Richie Vs. Paris Hilton: Round 2,178

12/4/2008 - Retirement Bliss

12/4/2008 - Teddies In Space • Australia Allows Singles & Lesbians A Shot At Fertility

12/4/2008 - Baby Boom

12/4/2008 - Lurking Guy Concerned About Pink's Sad Sack

12/4/2008 - Men's Mid-Life Crises Now The Fault Of Feminism

12/4/2008 - Marilyn Manson: Same Lipstick, Different Dame

12/4/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/4/2008 - Study Says: Artists Are Easy, Scientists Are Virgins

12/4/2008 - CRISIS!

12/4/2008 - Shannen Doherty: Where There's Smoke There's Ire

12/4/2008 - Self-Help Books Are Not Just For Desperate Twits

12/4/2008 - Halle Berry Lashes Out

12/4/2008 - Playing Hard To Get Is For The Birds

12/4/2008 - Blind Item!

12/4/2008 - The Office: Your Job Is Like A Big, Unhappy Family!

12/4/2008 - Heather Locklear Pulls Up To The Bumper

12/4/2008 - Stylista Shows Us That The Fashion Industry Is Full Of Ugly People

12/4/2008 - Maddox Jolie-Pitt, International Man Of Mystery

12/4/2008 - Luxury Brand "Bargains" Aplenty, But Who's Interested?

12/4/2008 - Haute Cinema

12/4/2008 - Arianna Huffington: Blogging Is Like STDs, But More Fun

12/4/2008 - SJP & James Are Late For A Very Important Date

12/4/2008 - Does Cutting Your Hair Mean You Don't Want Sex?

12/4/2008 - So Begins A Long Yarn About Adrian Grenier

12/4/2008 - Abortion (Research) Will Be The Death Of Us

12/4/2008 - Walking Away

12/4/2008 - Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome

12/4/2008 - Kate Bosworth Cannot Keep Herself In Line

12/4/2008 - Pregnant Celebrities Either "Fat" Or Liars, Says Tabloid Media

12/4/2008 - Kate Winslet: Take A Memo

12/4/2008 - How Should The Obama Daughters Be Dressed?

12/4/2008 - Stephen Colbert Interviews Barbara Walters Using Soft Focus Lens… On Himself

12/4/2008 - Bill Maher, Dave Chappelle: A Pair Of Punchlines

12/4/2008 - Being Anna: "Sometimes You Don't Love The Press"

12/4/2008 - Evan Rachel Wood Is Coming Up Laces

12/4/2008 - Being Cervix-y

12/4/2008 - Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?

12/4/2008 - Jerry Ferrara Gets In The Spirit With His Turtle Dove

12/4/2008 - 9-Year-Old Dating Expert Not Exactly A Ladies Man

12/4/2008 - Just Call Him Christian Baleful

12/4/2008 - Goop Scoop

12/4/2008 - Did Everyone Look Amazing At UNICEF's Snowflake Ball?

12/4/2008 - OMG

12/4/2008 - George Clooney Cuddles With His Gerber Baby

12/4/2008 - Governor's Ball: Ed Rendell Is A Sexist Jerk; David Paterson Isn't

12/4/2008 - Olivier Gets An Earful Eyeful Of _____

12/4/2008 - Barbie Beats Bratz

12/4/2008 - IVF Patients To Other Infertile Females: Keep Your Paws Off Our Embryos

12/4/2008 - A Girl's BF

12/4/2008 - Posh Spice: English Rose, Aching Toes

12/4/2008 - Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"

12/3/2008 - 10 Most Ignorant Things Said On Bad Girls Club

12/3/2008 - Suri Gets Carried By The Wizard Of Odd

12/3/2008 - It's Going To Be An Oprah-guration!

12/3/2008 - Violet Gets A Leg Up On Her Soon-To-Be Sibling

12/3/2008 - K-Fed Opens Up; Kelly Ripa Denies Split

12/3/2008 - Fantastic Plastic

12/3/2008 - PETA Pimps Coffins • World's Oldest Cat Turns 125

12/3/2008 - Poetry In Motion

12/3/2008 - More Women In Porn Making Waves Behind The Camera

12/3/2008 - Naomi & Liev's Other Little One Struggles To Keep Up

12/3/2008 - How To Market To Women On A Budget

12/3/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/3/2008 - Inventive Teen Girls Discover New Form Of Self Mutilation

12/3/2008 - Lo Bosworth Needs A Bodyguard?

12/3/2008 - Which "Famous Musician" Made Paris Hilton Pay Her Own Way On A Date?

12/3/2008 - Happy Hump Day!

12/3/2008 - The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking

12/3/2008 - Stinking Thinking

12/3/2008 - Female Ex-Marine Fights Back Against Knife-Wielding Robber

12/3/2008 - Debbie Harry: Tide Thigh Is High

12/3/2008 - Your Life Story In Six Words

12/3/2008 - Taylor Momsen's Dress: Sheer Madness?

12/3/2008 - Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird

12/3/2008 - Virginity Is Less A Piece Of Skin, More A State Of Being

12/3/2008 - Kate Walsh Finds Something Weird In Her Food

12/3/2008 - This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Deadly Diet, Heidi's Hoax, Mary-Kate Knocked Up?

12/3/2008 - Owen Wilson Is About To Get Rick-Rolled

12/3/2008 - Let's Talk About Sex

12/3/2008 - Jon Stewart Says Hide Your Poultry: Palin's Back In Town

12/3/2008 - Rebellyon

12/3/2008 - Lindsay & Sam Recreate Famous Photo While Sober

12/3/2008 - 3 Reasons We Hope The Wintour/Roitfeld Rumor Is True

12/3/2008 - Charlize Is A Real Scream

12/3/2008 - Found

12/3/2008 - Why Using Alcohol To Lower Sexual Inhibitions Isn't Always A Bad Thing

12/3/2008 - Glass Half Full

12/3/2008 - Kourtney & Joe: Guy Gone Wilding

12/3/2008 - Real Housewives Of Orange County: When Grown Women Act Like Grade-School Bitches

12/3/2008 - Jessica Biel Opts Out Of The Orange Vest

12/3/2008 - Project Ruinway

12/3/2008 - Thierry Mugler Will Indeed Be Beyonce's Svengali

12/3/2008 - Flipped Fortune

12/3/2008 - David Beckham, Jackson Peke Go Nose To Nose

12/3/2008 - Odetta, "Queen Of American Folk Music," Dead At 77

12/3/2008 - Brad Pitt's Style Is Off The Cuff

12/3/2008 - Excellent Indie Fashion At Gotham Indie Film Awards!

12/3/2008 - Lost At Sea

12/3/2008 - Miley Cyrus: Gift Rap

12/3/2008 - Clinton Wants A Job And McCain Wants To Keep His Bromances Alive

12/3/2008 - Alanis Morrisette: The Wild Blue Ponder

12/3/2008 - The Bear Market

12/3/2008 - Roman Polanski Wants Rape Case Dismissed Through Documentary

12/3/2008 - Babies Having Babies

12/3/2008 - Selma Steps Out With Her One-Eyed Bandit

12/3/2008 - Talking About Beyoncé's Shaving Habits Is The Pits

12/2/2008 - Dudes: Cut The Crap, Cut Your Ball Hair

12/2/2008 - Katie Holmes Can Hear Him Now

12/2/2008 - Caroline May Be The Only One Who Doesn't Want Hillary's Senate Seat

12/2/2008 - Haute Couture Cuisine

12/2/2008 - "Driving Means Someone Is Brave": Women Return To Iraqi Roads

12/2/2008 - Cindy Crawford & Kids Are Hardly Pedestrian

12/2/2008 - Jessica Alba Is Shilling Booze With Post Baby Bod

12/2/2008 - Rich Girl Reese Gets Caught Recession Shopping

12/2/2008 - Guy Eats Only Organic For 3 Years, Pees Pretty

12/2/2008 - "I Kissed A Girl" Is Beloved By Babies • Over-30 Broads Barred From Bar

12/2/2008 - Jennie Garth's Girl: The Sprite Runner

12/2/2008 - Insulting Your Ex: It's All About You

12/2/2008 - Javier Bardem: Spanish Fly

12/2/2008 - "Scarlett Johansson Is Actually A Clone"

12/2/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/2/2008 - Yuppie Foodies Hoodwinked By "Health Halo"

12/2/2008 - Even Kate Cannot Believe Her Bank Balance

12/2/2008 - Dating Advice From 3rd Graders: The Girl's Guide

12/2/2008 - Emmy Rossum: The Phantom Of The Oprah

12/2/2008 - Madonna On Helping Malawi Orphans: "It Gives You Such An Appreciation For Life"

12/2/2008 - Tress Tests

12/2/2008 - Naomi Klein Prefers Complaining To Changing

12/2/2008 - Ugly Betty's Michael Urie Needs A _____

12/2/2008 - How Come Boys Get All The Cool Toys?

12/2/2008 - Selma Blair Pities The Fool

12/2/2008 - Anne Hathaway Is Flustered By Major Jon Stewart Crush

12/2/2008 - Palm Beach Story: Lilly Pulitzer Is Bizarrely Fascinating

12/2/2008 - Jennifer Aniston: Life Is Like A Bowl Of Chocolates

12/2/2008 - "Sad" Britney Runs The Good Morning America Circus

12/2/2008 - Tina Turner Is Waaaay Beyond Thunderdome

12/2/2008 - Allure's "New Narcissist" Not New, Maybe Not A Narcissist

12/2/2008 - Bad Girls Club: "I Don't Date Outside My Race"

12/2/2008 - Beyoncé Lets Jay-Z Just Walk All Over Her (Dress)

12/2/2008 - Would Tina Fey Be A Star If She Still Looked Like This?

12/2/2008 - Nicole & Sunday Rose: Paris Match

12/2/2008 - Badvertising

12/2/2008 - Is Patricia Cornwell's Life More Interesting Than Her Best-Sellers?

12/2/2008 - Michelle & Matilda: Hot & Crusty

12/2/2008 - 84-Year-Old Woman Dragged Into Heidi & Spencer Drama On The Hills

12/2/2008 - Cameron Diaz: Blue Suede Shoes

12/2/2008 - Style Icon, Designer Victoria Beckham Gets Surreal

12/2/2008 - The Finger Wakes

12/2/2008 - Josh Brolin Thinks His Beloved Is Beautiful Even When Lacing Her Boots

12/2/2008 - Brad Pitt Rants Against Celeb Shutterbugs On Today

12/2/2008 - Did Helen Hunt Order The Oatmeal Or Eggs?

12/2/2008 - Roe Vs. World

12/2/2008 - Marvelous Mad Men Mingle At Cinematheque Awards

12/2/2008 - Ugly Betty Takes Gremlin Into Broad Daylight

12/2/2008 - The Next Terror Attacks Will Not Be Televised

12/2/2008 - Agyness Deyn: English Clothes, German Dog, American Airline

12/2/2008 - The Book Of Love

12/2/2008 - MySpace Trial: Jurors Wanted A Harsher Sentence For Lori Drew

12/2/2008 - The O Ring

12/2/2008 - Brad Pitt Pals Around With Tinseltown Terrorists

12/2/2008 - Madonna & A-Rod: Moving In Together?

12/1/2008 - Tyra's "Modelville": Sore Loser Fails To Escape From The Set

12/1/2008 - The Economy Sucks, Condi Has No Advice And Saxby Chambliss Is A Perv

12/1/2008 - Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker

12/1/2008 - Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City

12/1/2008 - Puppet Regime

12/1/2008 - "Luxury Shame" Will Be Big For Winter

12/1/2008 - Sharon Stone Looks Ready To Launch An Offensive

12/1/2008 - Reader Roundup

12/1/2008 - Charm School: Jessica Bursts Into Tears Because Everyone Thinks She's Perfect

12/1/2008 - The End Of The (Yellow Brick) Road

12/1/2008 - Pierce Brosnan Breaks Wind

12/1/2008 - Frigidity & Stained Glass Windows: 'Modern Love' Continues To Prove Unhappy Families All Same, Dull

12/1/2008 - She's Crafty

12/1/2008 - Hillary As Sec Of State: Some Call It The "Women's Spot"

12/1/2008 - Girls Next Door: Hugh Hefner Remembers Having Sex With Model's Mom

12/1/2008 - Nicole Kidman Goes Under The Umbrella In Not-So-Grey-Paree

12/1/2008 - Sores Subject

12/1/2008 - Courtney Love: "You've Got To Fix Your Karma"

12/1/2008 - Badvertising

12/1/2008 - What's Wrong With Jessica Alba's Outfit?

12/1/2008 - Sugar Daddies: Easier Than Work-Study For College Students

12/1/2008 - Helena Bonham Carter's Kid Makes Sure To Heel

12/1/2008 - Vanity Fair: Tina Fey Drops 30 Pounds, Is Scarred For Life

12/1/2008 - Sense And Sensibility

12/1/2008 - Violet Affleck Bites The Hand That Feeds Her

12/1/2008 - Military Heroine Discovers That Saving A Man Doesn't Make Him Respect You

12/1/2008 - SJP To James: Gimme The Gum

12/1/2008 - Couple's First Kiss Happened At The Altar

12/1/2008 - Ryan Gosling: Dude, My Jacket Is Clearly Superior

12/1/2008 - Megan Meier's Mother Talks To Today About MySpace Verdict

12/1/2008 - Harlow Madden To Wild Animal: Nom Nom

12/1/2008 - Toy Story

12/1/2008 - Karl Lagerfeld: Britney Is A Bird Of Paradise

12/1/2008 - Jungle Fever

12/1/2008 - Katherine Heigl Stars In Impromptu Ad For Enormous Engagement Rings

12/1/2008 - Britney: On The Record: "I'm Sad"

12/1/2008 - Kate Walsh: Dog Day Afternoon

12/1/2008 - Size Queens

12/1/2008 - Everyone Looked Awful At The British Independent Film Awards

12/1/2008 - Sole Man

12/1/2008 - Amanda Peet's Daughter Takes That Jungle Gym & Shovels It

12/1/2008 - Hillary Clinton, Angry Black Women & Questioning The Appropriate Imagery Of Tragedy

12/1/2008 - Cruz Beckham Turns Away From Dad's Starbucks Burp

12/1/2008 - Role Model

12/1/2008 - The In-Laws: Other Women Are Supposedly Our Worst Enemies

12/1/2008 - Y So SRS?

12/1/2008 - Maddox Jolie-Pitt Has A Pocketful Of Poseys

12/1/2008 - Blake On Amy's Addiction: It's All My Fault