Sitemap: 2007 November | Jezebel

11/29/2007 - Vintage Real World: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown

11/29/2007 - Hooker With A Heart Of Gold

11/29/2007 - Jay-Z's Old BFF: "We Had Sex With The Same Women...We Had The Drip."

11/29/2007 - Julianne Moore's Feet: Somewhere Under The Rainbow

11/29/2007 - How Do You Make It On To Project Runway If You Can't Make Pants?

11/29/2007 - Loose Lips

11/29/2007 - How Many Louboutins Would Get You To Enlist In The Army?

11/29/2007 - Katie Kate Holmes' New Dominatrix 'Do

11/29/2007 - ANTM's Saleisha Has A Long History With Tyra

11/29/2007 - Reader Roundup

11/29/2007 - The Problem With Men's Health Is Men

11/29/2007 - "Do Some Men Just Prefer The Long, Hard Gymnastic Bang?"

11/29/2007 - Thandie Newton: Fairly Flawless, Frankly

11/29/2007 - Are Reese & Jake For Real?

11/29/2007 - Design Within Reach: Sleek, Modern & Not Actually Within Reach

11/29/2007 - Kristin Davis & Some Bitches From The Sex & The City Movie

11/29/2007 - Do We Suck At Math Because Of Biology Or The Patriarchy?

11/29/2007 - Gwyneth Paltrow Wears Uggs, Hangs Head In Shame

11/29/2007 - Is The "Duke Effect" Letting College Dudes Get Away With Rape?

11/29/2007 - The Best Safe Sex Ad In The World?

11/29/2007 - Uggs: They'll Break Your Back And Make You Stink

11/29/2007 - Josh Harnett Takes Direction

11/29/2007 - The Real World: Trisha Gets Booted For Random Acts Of Violence

11/29/2007 - Don't Take Tylenol! The Only Thing Worse Is Advil! Aspirin's Just As Bad! (I GIVE UP!)

11/29/2007 - Ashley Olsen's Tucked-In Hair, Tight Skirt, Big Smile

11/29/2007 - The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007

11/29/2007 - Hello, Kitty

11/29/2007 - Teen Girls Shocked To Learn That Perfect Women Aren't So Perfect

11/29/2007 - Monica Lewinsky: She's Got A Fancy Degree Now! She Doesn't Have To Look Cute!

11/29/2007 - Vivienne Westwood: Yup, Still Nuts

11/29/2007 - Loose Lips

11/29/2007 - Ever Had A Job So Bad You Couldn't Stay A Week? We Have! And We Didn't Find It Exactly "Liberating"

11/29/2007 - Cute, One-Eyed Pooch Upstages Selma Blair At Crosswalk

11/29/2007 - ANTM: Jenah Has A Personality, It's Just Not As Fun As Asperger's

11/29/2007 - Shocker: Not All Luxuries Are Created Equal

11/29/2007 - Daniel Craig Wears Less Makeup, Funnier Face

11/29/2007 - The Republican Debates: Such Fun! Until You Find Yourself Rooting For "Anyone Who Is Not Mitt Romney"

11/29/2007 - Missing Teenager Is Also Internet Porn Phenomenon

11/29/2007 - Sarah Jessica Parker Is Not A Starbucks Girl

11/29/2007 - Britney May Not Be Pregnant

11/28/2007 - Amy Sedaris Stars In Dolly Parton's New Video

11/28/2007 - Mining Goldsmith

11/28/2007 - The Suicide That Proved We Are Still A Nation Capable Of "Shock"

11/28/2007 - Milla Jovovich, Husband Peek At Pride And Joy

11/28/2007 - Maybe Britney's Problem Is That She's Not Stupid Enough?

11/28/2007 - Loose Lips

11/28/2007 - "On My Honor I Will Try To Serve Allah And My Country... And Live By The Girl Scout Law"

11/28/2007 - Robot Baby Cries; Actual Man Freaks Out

11/28/2007 - Reader Roundup

11/28/2007 - The Hot New Weight Loss Trend: "Puttering"

11/28/2007 - Black Women Are Richer And More Successful Than Ever! So Why Do I Feel So Depressed?

11/28/2007 - Did Britney's $600-A-Bottle "Smart Drug" Get Her Knocked Up?

11/28/2007 - Madonna's Ensemble: Party Upstairs, Lounge Downstairs

11/28/2007 - Is Kate Moss The Most Important Model Ever?

11/28/2007 - How Does Your Vagina "Measure Up"?

11/28/2007 - Clive Owen Bundles Up, Clenches Jaw

11/28/2007 - Barneys New York: Shiny Happy People & Crazy Expensive Clothes

11/28/2007 - Benazir Bhutto Adjusts Scarf In Front Of Own Likeness

11/28/2007 - How Come Women Don't Read Magazines On The Internet?

11/28/2007 - MILFs

11/28/2007 - Real Housewives: It Must Be Weird When A Dude's "Type" Looks Like His Mom

11/28/2007 - Ryan Reynolds: Different Day, Same Sexy

11/28/2007 - British Fashion Awards: Lots Of Fashion, Not All Of It Good

11/28/2007 - Barack Obama Gets "Morning Wood"

11/28/2007 - Today In Tabloids: Britney Spears Is Knocked Up & Nuts

11/28/2007 - Seth Rogen's Girlfriend: Pissy, Pretty

11/28/2007 - Miss Universe Contestant Talks To 'Today', Still Believes In God

11/28/2007 - What Did Michelle Obama Say That Was Too Hot For Salon??

11/28/2007 - Writers Strike Leaves Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol Jon Stewart Looking Sullen

11/28/2007 - Marc Jacobs Hires Victoria Beckham As Spokesmodel. Because He Can?

11/28/2007 - Loose Lips

11/28/2007 - Glamour Attempts To Negotiate Peace Between Blacks, Bitchy Redheads

11/28/2007 - Uma Thurman Smirks, Steps Into Fifth Fourth Position

11/28/2007 - Vintage Ads: Women Can't Drive, And Other Misogynistic Messages

11/28/2007 - Candace Bushnell: "You Want A Yacht, Don't You?!"

11/28/2007 - Bindi Irwin's Dancing Queens

11/28/2007 - Daniel Craig Gets Makeup Tips From Dark-Eyed Date

11/28/2007 - Do The Gays Even Care Who Barbra Streisand Endorses? The Really Old Gays, Even?

11/28/2007 - Sex And The City-Inspired Cigarette Ads Die Early Death

11/28/2007 - Christina Ricci? Or Anna Wintour?

11/28/2007 - Posh Spice's Famous Chest Put To Rest?

11/27/2007 - Vintage Judge Judy: 1993 60 Minutes Interview

11/27/2007 - Meet Jenna Goldsmith, The New Bitch In Teen Vogue's Intern Closet

11/27/2007 - Post-Workout Julianne Moore Scowls

11/27/2007 - Yo, Check The Perm: An Ill-iterary Masterpiece

11/27/2007 - Loose Lips

11/27/2007 - Donatella Versace's Possible Catsuit, Definite Discomfort

11/27/2007 - Catsuits: It's All Fun And Games 'Til Someone Has To Pee

11/27/2007 - Here's Johnny (Depp)

11/27/2007 - Stephanie & Spencer Pratt: Drugs, Theft, And Cheating, Oh My!

11/27/2007 - Reader Roundup

11/27/2007 - Your Manicurist Makes $7 Painting Your Nails. Your Lingerie Seamstress Made Four Cents Sewing Your Underwear. Who Are You Guiltier About?

11/27/2007 - Would You Try The "Coworker Diet"?

11/27/2007 - Keri Russell Whispers Sweet Nothings In Son's Ear

11/27/2007 - In British Date Rape "Adverts", Rapist & Victim Look The Same

11/27/2007 - Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Against Grain, Gets White Guy To Give Her Shelter

11/27/2007 - Anthropologie "Giving": We Love To Hate & Hate To Love It

11/27/2007 - Drama Queens

11/27/2007 - "And May No Woman Better Thrive/ That Dares Prophane The Cunt I Swive!"

11/27/2007 - Redskins Cheerleader Arrives In Iraq, Promptly Tosses Hair

11/27/2007 - Cornelius Rocks Out On Yo Gabba Gabba

11/27/2007 - Loose Lips

11/27/2007 - Why Are Women In LA So Depressed?

11/27/2007 - Vanessa Paradis: Red Lips & Plaid

11/27/2007 - What's The Deal With Jealous Moms?

11/27/2007 - Pink Ladies

11/27/2007 - D&G Stands For Dykes & Gays

11/27/2007 - Amy Winehouse's Emerald, Over-The-Shoulder, Guardian Angel

11/27/2007 - Miss DC Laments Being Too "Pale" For Chocolate City

11/27/2007 - Something Stinks

11/27/2007 - Sushi + Cats = Feline Feeding Frenzy

11/27/2007 - Paparazzo Tries To Steal Kelly Osbourne's Spotlight

11/27/2007 - Tory Burch Is So Over Lance Armstrong

11/27/2007 - Loose Lips

11/27/2007 - In Australia, The Perfect Woman Is Cold-Hearted & Knows How To Clean

11/27/2007 - Nicole Kidman's Frozen Face, Short Cut

11/27/2007 - The Hills: Please Don't Leave, JustinBobby

11/27/2007 - Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!

11/27/2007 - Julia Roberts Picks Up Daughter In Best Costume For The Day

11/27/2007 - Oprah-Bama-Rama! Can She Do For Barry What She Did For Leo Tolstoy?

11/27/2007 - It's Hard Out There For A Heroine

11/27/2007 - Paris & Nicky Hilton's Aryan, Aspirational Art

11/27/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: Thankful For Psychotherapy?

11/26/2007 - Thinking About Smoking Pot? Watch This First!

11/26/2007 - What's In Your Bag?

11/26/2007 - Scarlett Johansson's Shades Of Gray

11/26/2007 - Was Black Friday A Success?

11/26/2007 - Loose Lips

11/26/2007 - Sandra Bullock, Four-Legged Friend Do Circus Tricks

11/26/2007 - The Golden Girls Theme Gets A Makeover

11/26/2007 - Penelope Cruz's Long Hair, Flares

11/26/2007 - "Oh Well... Leave It To Me To Dive In Head-First Into A Mess :)"

11/26/2007 - Jessica Alba & Stunt Double (Really!) Shop In Sync

11/26/2007 - Is It So Wrong To Hate Your Boyfriend's Ex?

11/26/2007 - Amy Winehouse Chooses Busy Bag To Distract From Busy Beehive

11/26/2007 - 'Sex And The City' Movie Continues To Insist On Its Own Importance

11/26/2007 - Tyra Banks Goes "Undercover" By Not Wearing Weave, Makeup

11/26/2007 - Reader Roundup

11/26/2007 - Benazir Bhutto To More: People Like Me "Now That I'm Fat"

11/26/2007 - Cary "As You Wish" Elwes, Purse Pusher

11/26/2007 - Are You A Good Or Bad Feminist? Ask Your Underwear

11/26/2007 - Nicole Kidman: Whiter Shade Of Pale

11/26/2007 - Why Does Sex Only Come In Streaks?

11/26/2007 - Loose Lips

11/26/2007 - Justice Minister Claims Saudi Rape Victim Confessed To Extramarital Affair

11/26/2007 - Seal, Heidi Klum & The Kids: Business As Usual

11/26/2007 - Christmas Shopping With Fingerhut: The Fun, The Funny & The Fugly

11/26/2007 - Sexual Exploitation! From Kenyan Gigolos To Korean Masseuses, Women Do It Too

11/26/2007 - Naomi Campbell: "What, This Old Thing?"

11/26/2007 - LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find

11/26/2007 - Shark Attack Survivor, Surfer Bethany Hamilton: Totally Tubular

11/26/2007 - Natalee Holloway's Disappearance & The Carlos 'N Charlie's Menu

11/26/2007 - Lip Smackers

11/26/2007 - Faith Hill Packs On The Pounds For Good Housekeeping

11/26/2007 - What's David Beckham Thinking About?

11/26/2007 - What's The Message Behind A Black Man In Heels On The Cover Of Vogue?

11/26/2007 - Ryan Reynolds Steps Out In Sleepwear

11/26/2007 - Could You Give Up Gossip?

11/26/2007 - Loose Lips

11/26/2007 - Prescription Ecstasy? The Government Is Testing It, And Psychiatrists Are Raving About The Benefits...

11/26/2007 - Amy Winehouse's Fans Put On Brave Face Outside Husband's Hearing

11/26/2007 - Did Paris Swipe An Ensemble From The Victoria's Secret Show?

11/26/2007 - Kardashian Sisters Befriend Homeless Man, Make Him Go Away

11/26/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: Every Woman Bleeds

11/26/2007 - North Koreans Play Basketball To Get Taller, Trent Lott Steps Down

11/26/2007 - Cosmo Girl Beyonce Knowles: Detail-Oriented, Thoughtful, Possibly Power-Hungry

11/26/2007 - Tara Reid: Post-Thanksgiving Bag 'O Bones

11/26/2007 - The Israeli Doctor Who Saves Palestinians By Day, Kills Them At Night

11/26/2007 - Beauty Queen Doused With Pepper Spray, Says God Wanted Her to Win

11/26/2007 - Reese Witherspoon Shocks, Awes With Stringy Hair

11/26/2007 - Britney Spears: Adopting Chinese Twins???

11/23/2007 - You Asked, We Answered: Introducing "Pot Psychology"

11/23/2007 - ANTM: "Shanghai Is Like No Other City I've Ever Been To...Except Maybe Las Vegas"

11/23/2007 - Diane Keaton Looks A Fright

11/23/2007 - Birdwatching With Avril Lavigne

11/23/2007 - YouTube Clip: Moms Are Always On The Phone

11/23/2007 - Britney Spears, Then & Now

11/23/2007 - Strange-Shirted Naomi Watts Cozies Up To Clive Owen

11/23/2007 - "The Reason Dudes Rape Girls Is Because They Think The Girl Is Really Pretty"

11/23/2007 - Bindi Irwin Does White-Girl Rap On 'Today'

11/23/2007 - Bill & Hillary Clinton: Jacked On Joe, Frighteningly Jolly

11/23/2007 - We Are Thankful For Our Sponsors

11/23/2007 - Is A Hot Guy Hotter When He's Doing Your Laundry?

11/23/2007 - Isla Fisher, Sasha Baron Cohen Give Thanks For Baby Olive

11/23/2007 - Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Up On Project Runway; Contestants Go Apeshit

11/23/2007 - Cock Teases

11/23/2007 - Today In Missing White Women News

11/23/2007 - Amy Winehouse: Weary, Wrathful

11/23/2007 - Finally: Britney Hires A Driver

11/21/2007 - The 5 Easy Steps To Civil Holiday Conversation (Even If You're In A Red State!)

11/21/2007 - Happy Turkey Day!

11/21/2007 - Ladyblog Lookback

11/21/2007 - Marilyn Manson, Charming As Always

11/21/2007 - Ladyblog Lookback

11/21/2007 - The Jezebel Reader: Profile Of A Bleeding-Heart, Bleeding-Sexed, Socially-Conscious Clive Owen-Worshiping Slob

11/21/2007 - Appreciations

11/21/2007 - Kate Hudson Channels Lindsay Lohan, And Not In A Good Way

11/21/2007 - Kelly Ripa's Adventures in Airbrushing

11/21/2007 - Ladyblog Lookback

11/21/2007 - Saudi Rape Victim: "You Could Say She's A Crushed Human Being"

11/21/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Long Locks & Leggings

11/21/2007 - Vintage Top Model: Alleged Rapist/Designer Anand Jon Mingles With Tyra's Girls

11/21/2007 - The Best Of The 'Bunch'

11/21/2007 - PETA Founder Thinks Fur Is Yucky, Alexander McQueen Is 'Desperate'

11/21/2007 - Christina's Big Ring, Bigger Bump

11/21/2007 - Glamour, Cokie Roberts' Daughter Launch 'Glamocracy', A Blog About The Longest Reality Dating Show Ever

11/21/2007 - Ladyblog Lookback

11/21/2007 - Urban Outfitters: Sequins, High-Waisted Trousers & The Return Of The Miserable Model

11/21/2007 - Kate Moss's Circulation-Halting Boots

11/21/2007 - This Week In Tabloids: Twisted Childhoods, Plastic Surgery Addictions & Body Bloopers

11/21/2007 - Ladyblog Lookback

11/21/2007 - It's (Kinda) Settled: Tyra Banks Had A Nose Job

11/21/2007 - Little Girl Sports Same Beehive As Idol Amy Winehouse

11/21/2007 - Oh No! Teen Vogue Starvation-Positive Message Boards Down Day Before Thanksgiving!

11/21/2007 - Ladyblog Lookback

11/21/2007 - Project Runway, Now With More Bon Jovi

11/21/2007 - Rachel Bilson Preps For Sweet Cherry Pie

11/21/2007 - Poll: How Are You Celebrating Black Friday?

11/21/2007 - Ladyblog Lookback

11/21/2007 - Magic: A Boys' Club Where Women Get Cut Up

11/21/2007 - Helena Christensen Mixes Old World Style With New World Tech Addiction

11/21/2007 - Stevie Wonder Funks Up 'Sesame Street', Kids Freak

11/21/2007 - Pepperidge Farm Teaches Cookie Lovers About Female Friendship, The Internets

11/21/2007 - Harry Potter Enjoys Magic, Brisk Walks In The Rain

11/21/2007 - Maybe Everyone Got Tired Of Building Bombs And Shooting At Each Other? Oh, Sorry. Wrong Species.

11/21/2007 - Pot Luck

11/21/2007 - At Six Months, Jezebel Is Up & Crawling

11/21/2007 - Rough Night For Rihanna?

11/21/2007 - Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty's New Addiction: Phoning Each Other

11/20/2007 - Oprah's Favorite Things 2007: The Audience Freaks Out!

11/20/2007 - Remember Sesame Street Before Elmo Ruined It?

11/20/2007 - Sarah Jessica/Carrie Bradshaw Shops, Stares

11/20/2007 - Buenos Aires, Where The Barbie Dream House Becomes A Reality

11/20/2007 - The Real World: Girl Fight!

11/20/2007 - What Follows Is The Work Of A 28-Year-Old Man...

11/20/2007 - John Legend: Cutie Patootie

11/20/2007 - In Defense Of Ms. Magazine

11/20/2007 - Paris Hilton Travels "Incognito"

11/20/2007 - Women In News: Regressing Since 1947

11/20/2007 - "People Move On To Coke, Starting At About Fifteen. It's At Every Party We Go To."

11/20/2007 - Sienna Miller & Rhys Ifans: Matching Bags, Disheveled Hair

11/20/2007 - Larry King Live: Joy Behar Calls Out Botoxed Self Magazine Beauty Editor

11/20/2007 - Lily Allen Gets Tipsy, Topples

11/20/2007 - 'Tis The Season For Kooky Gadgets

11/20/2007 - Cult Classy

11/20/2007 - How Young Is Too Young For Plucking?

11/20/2007 - Shia LaBoeuf Gets Intimate With A Banana

11/20/2007 - "When You Educate A Girl, You Educate A Community"

11/20/2007 - The Megan Meier Police Report: There Are (Almost) No Words

11/20/2007 - Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man

11/20/2007 - All I Want For Christmas Is A Cocktail Ring

11/20/2007 - John "The Player" Mayer Goes Home Alone

11/20/2007 - Football Fans Fight For Their Right To See Your Tits!!

11/20/2007 - Hey, Halle Berry Baby-Daddy: Lose The Shirt

11/20/2007 - Sexist Czech Beer Commercial Gives Us Rage

11/20/2007 - Will Roberto Cavalli Manage To Make Wine Tacky Too?

11/20/2007 - Patrick Dempsey, Chocolate City

11/20/2007 - Do Girls Who Have Sex At 14 Turn Into Panty-Flashing Train Wrecks?

11/20/2007 - In A Pinch

11/20/2007 - Holidays Got You Down? Be Thankful You're Not Breaking Bread With Brangelina!

11/20/2007 - Milla Jovovich Juggles Tiny, Precious Pink Bundle Of Joy

11/20/2007 - The Hills: Whitney Dates, We Snore

11/20/2007 - Happy Thanksgiving (And Try Not To Die)

11/20/2007 - Hayden Christensen: Too Pretty For His Own Damn Good

11/20/2007 - "Why Don't You Shut Up?" Is The New "George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People"

11/20/2007 - "Why Don't You Shut Up?"

11/20/2007 - British Women Prefer Buying To Boning

11/20/2007 - Heath Ledger Brightens Rainy Day With Eggplant Umbrella, Original Ensemble

11/20/2007 - Get Well Soon, Mary-Kate!

11/19/2007 - "It's The Fall Of The American Empire."

11/19/2007 - Woman Calls Bullshit On Judge Judy, Thousands Gasp

11/19/2007 - Body Bags

11/19/2007 - Meg Ryan Gets The Kinks Out

11/19/2007 - Would You Rather Work For A Lady Or A Dude? (I Know, Depends Who's Keeping You At The Office)

11/19/2007 - French Vogue: Now With More Bearded Drag Queens

11/19/2007 - Very Pregnant Christina Aguilera Finally Gives Up Fashion For Comfort

11/19/2007 - What Do You Say To 'Smug Marrieds'?

11/19/2007 - Do You Get Dumber Around Blondes?

11/19/2007 - Keri Russell Keeps Son Under Wraps

11/19/2007 - Vaginas With Teeth Get The Tinseltown Treatment

11/19/2007 - Toy Story

11/19/2007 - Katherine Heigl Hides Belly With Soda, Lunch To Go

11/19/2007 - Kourtney Kardashian Isn't Knocked Up; The Family Celebrates In Vegas

11/19/2007 - What's In A Name?

11/19/2007 - Why Is Page Six Magazine Suddenly The Only Thing Worth Reading On Sunday?

11/19/2007 - Did Debra Messing Join A Cult?

11/19/2007 - Someone Needs To Throw Another Tampon Into The Crowd

11/19/2007 - Charlize Theron, Stuart Townsend: Not Amused

11/19/2007 - Marie Claire & The 75-Year-Old Bhutanese Model

11/19/2007 - Japanese Boys Have Body Issues Too

11/19/2007 - Helen Mirren: Everything But The Shoes

11/19/2007 - Tyra Banks Helps Men Be The Best Date Rapists They Can Be

11/19/2007 - Marriage Is Not A Fairy Tale

11/19/2007 - Hayden Panettiere's Travel Essentials: Backpack & Louboutins

11/19/2007 - What Should Be In A First Period Kit?

11/19/2007 - AMA Fashion As Uncomfortable As Jimmy Kimmel's Jokes

11/19/2007 - Kingston Rossdale Doesn't Keep His Eye On The Ball

11/19/2007 - "Megan Died Never Knowing This Young Man Didn't Exist"

11/19/2007 - Louis Vuitton Says "Mais Non" To Britney Spears

11/19/2007 - Lindsay "They're Not My Pants" Lohan? Or Rachel "Raisin Face" Zoe?

11/19/2007 - Presidential Campaign Continues Ruining Our Law & Order Reruns

11/19/2007 - Mouthing Off On Jezebel: Now With More Meta

11/19/2007 - Heath Ledger, Harmonica, Waltzing Matilda

11/19/2007 - "Pelvis-To-Pelvis Physical Contact In The Private Areas" Is "Just Dadgum Nasty"

11/19/2007 - R.I.P.

11/19/2007 - Norman Mailer's Wife: Mailer "Loved Women"

11/19/2007 - Maddox Hangs With Mom, Furtively Flips The Bird

11/19/2007 - Jonathan Rhys Meyers: Drunk & Disorderly

11/16/2007 - The World Continues To Be An Unsafe Place For Womyn

11/16/2007 - Katherine Heigl Practices For Wedding, Wears White

11/16/2007 - Book Report: Teenage Girls Are Seeing Red

11/16/2007 - Uplifting News About A Life-Affirming Topic! And Also...

11/16/2007 - Gerard Butler: Mad He Wasn't In The "Sexiest Man" Poll

11/16/2007 - Being A Fresh-From-Rehab Mean Girl Is Awesome!

11/16/2007 - Should A Woman Take Her Husband's Name?

11/16/2007 - Who's Under The Helmet?

11/16/2007 - Get This Look: "Hillary Does Vegas" Eyes

11/16/2007 - Ashley Mary Kate Olsen's High Heels, Narcoleptic Date

11/16/2007 - Tyra: "Chinese Face, No S-E-X Talk"

11/16/2007 - Okay, So He's A Misogynist. But He Can Make You Come!

11/16/2007 - Amy Winehouse: "Now Everyone Knows About The Stash In My Hive"

11/16/2007 - Comparing A Vadge To Cottage Cheese Is A Love Letter We Will Tear The Fuck Up

11/16/2007 - Kate Bosworth Goes Back To Girly

11/16/2007 - Diet Pills: Not Effective, Unless You Want To Be Depressed

11/16/2007 - OLDIES BUT GOODIES

11/16/2007 - Will Your Marriage Last? Vintage Chart Tells All!

11/16/2007 - Prince William... "It" Just Gets Bigger

11/16/2007 - Why We Named The World's Worst Parents

11/16/2007 - Fashion Mags: Big Girls Gain, Tween Titles Flounder

11/16/2007 - Laetitia Casta Forgoes Victoria's Secret Runway For Frigid French Sidewalk

11/16/2007 - The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Awfully Pretty Or Pretty Awful?

11/16/2007 - Mile High Club

11/16/2007 - The 2 Husbands: Weird New Site Offers Potential Grooms, Cash Prize

11/16/2007 - Keri Russell's Baby Boy Plays Footsie With Photogs

11/16/2007 - What Do You Do With The "Missing White Girl" Story?

11/16/2007 - Men's Vogue: Not Afraid Of Black People

11/16/2007 - Ivory & Ebony: Liv Tyler & Kate Moss, Buds With Bangs

11/16/2007 - Who's Really The Sexiest Man Alive?

11/16/2007 - Eva Longoria's Bubblegum Arm Candy

11/16/2007 - Kate Winslet Thinks Repping Lancome Is No Big Thing

11/16/2007 - Our Sponsors Store Love In Their Beehives

11/16/2007 - Ellen Pompeo's Hollywood Honeymoon

11/16/2007 - Amy Winehouse: Storing, Snorting Drugs From Her Beehive?

11/16/2007 - Sooooo.... Hillary's Eyeshadow: Nars? Or MAC?

11/16/2007 - Courtney Love Locks Lips With Her... Lawyer

11/16/2007 - And The Second "Worst Mother Named 'Lori Drew'" Award Goes To...

11/16/2007 - British Women Have Enormous Breasts

11/16/2007 - Jessica Simpson Jumps On The Annoying, Umbrella-Wielding Black Guy Bandwagon

11/16/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Does 84 Minutes Of Hard Time

11/15/2007 - Evening PRG

11/15/2007 - Posin' Zac Posen

11/15/2007 - Is Your Dude Cheating? Female Rapper Says "Smell Yo Dick"

11/15/2007 - Can You Separate A Sexist From His Work?

11/15/2007 - Owen Wilson Corrals Cujo, Protects Family Jewels

11/15/2007 - On Jemima And Imran, And Other Famous Exes We Think Still Occasionally Bone

11/15/2007 - 'Project Runway' Models: More Brains Than Beauty

11/15/2007 - Daniel Baldwin: Little Person

11/15/2007 - Amy Winehouse Bombs In Birmingham (Live On Camera)

11/15/2007 - Watch Out Kim, Those Sweets Will Go Straight To Your... Never Mind

11/15/2007 - Sex & The City: The Column That First Revealed Candace Bushnell's Plan To Conquer Universe, Evict The Smarts

11/15/2007 - Beyoncé's Billowing Trousers

11/15/2007 - Project Runway: Pooing Fabric

11/15/2007 - Here's A Solution For The Fitness Crisis: Let It Happen

11/15/2007 - Orlando Bloom, Robin Thicke Hit Hollywood Hotspot, Confuse Cameras

11/15/2007 - Teen Vogue Message Boards: "I Gained Alot Of Weight Over The Summer. Its Disgusting."

11/15/2007 - Don't Hate Alleged Murderess Because She's "Ivory Soap Ad" Beautiful

11/15/2007 - Sharon Stone, Son's Matching Haircuts

11/15/2007 - Dudes Look Hotter When You're Ovulating

11/15/2007 - Are The Parents Who MySpace-Tormented Megan Meier Into Killing Herself Ready To Atone? Um...

11/15/2007 - Kate Bosworth: Definitely Wearing The Pants In This Pairing

11/15/2007 - To Strip Or Not To Strip?

11/15/2007 - Adventures In "Mommy Lit": Is Marta Zinsser The New Bridget Jones?

11/15/2007 - Sean Penn Steps Out, Sans Wedding Ring

11/15/2007 - ANTM: Modeling Can Be Scary

11/15/2007 - Kate Moss Asks Tory Leader To Fix Her Sewage Problems

11/15/2007 - Anne Hathaway, Douchebag Beau Get Mobbed, Bobbed

11/15/2007 - How Marc Jacobs Came To Be The Most Reviled Man On Earth

11/15/2007 - Homeless Chic

11/15/2007 - Amy Winehouse Pisses Off Fans While On The Piss

11/15/2007 - Is Kelly Osbourne Levitating?

11/15/2007 - The Year Was 1969. And Mitt Romney Was...Eating Alcoholic Chicken!

11/15/2007 - Birthday Girls

11/15/2007 - Some "Sexy" Men Actually Not So Hot!

11/15/2007 - Hayden Panettiere Goes From Fresh-Faced Teen To Flasher

11/15/2007 - Brad Is Unhappy Angelina's Kissing Another Guy

11/14/2007 - Blogging 'Project Runway'? We Try To Make It Work

11/14/2007 - Angie And Brad Buy A Luxury Island Representing Ethiopia, And Other Facts Too Good To Check

11/14/2007 - When You Need A Break From Excess, Turn To Binge Drinking

11/14/2007 - Texas Blonde Jerry Hall: Now With More Brunette

11/14/2007 - Artist Marilyn Minter On Porn, Perfection, And Designer Perfume

11/14/2007 - If You Can Handle A Really Depressing Teen Suicide Story Right Now...

11/14/2007 - David Beckham: Alluring When Annoyed

11/14/2007 - The Brains Behind TMZ Set Their Sights On Material Moms

11/14/2007 - TV Time

11/14/2007 - Kathie Lee Gifford Talks Cougars, Doesn't Crack

11/14/2007 - The Scarf, The Slouch, The Boots. Yup, It's Mary-Kate

11/14/2007 - NYC Billionaire Mayor Totally Hates Babymakers

11/14/2007 - Dear Maureen Dowd, Please. Just. Stop.

11/14/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Snaps

11/14/2007 - The Krazy Kardashians' Kooky Kooking

11/14/2007 - Jay-Z Drops Dollar For Currency Rhyming With... "Pros"

11/14/2007 - Patricia Field + Barbie = A Drag Queen's Wet Dream

11/14/2007 - Random Guy Can't Believe Heath Ledger Is One Of Hollywood's Hottest Bachelors

11/14/2007 - Hey, It's That Frigtard You Blew Back In College! What's He Doing Here??

11/14/2007 - You Can Still Go Out And Get Drunk When You're Prego, Just Not Every Night

11/14/2007 - Heather Mills' Insane Publicist Hits Internet, Goes On Attack

11/14/2007 - Pregnant Christina Aguilera: A Little Unsteady On Those Louboutins?

11/14/2007 - Fret Not: 'Project Runway' Still Rocks

11/14/2007 - Sex Sells

11/14/2007 - Angelina Jolie Reminds Economist Readers Of Their Public Jury Duty

11/14/2007 - Isla Fisher Appeals To US Weekly Coverlords With Whittled-Down Post-Baby Body

11/14/2007 - This Week In Tabloids: Walking Away, Breaking Down, Adoption Drama & Makeovers

11/14/2007 - Camille Paglia Hates Hillary, Loves Mailer, Is Miffed At Madonna

11/14/2007 - Norah Jones' New Haircut: Yea Or Nay?

11/14/2007 - Fake WASP Tory Burch Designs Collection "Inspired" By Fake WASP Martha Stewart

11/14/2007 - Bonnie Fuller Thinks She's A Better Mom Than Angelina Jolie

11/14/2007 - Paris Hilton Preps For African Sojourn With Spin On The Pole

11/14/2007 - John Fitzgerald Page Named "Least Influential"

11/14/2007 - A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila: Dyke Drama Rules!

11/14/2007 - Sixteen Candles Or Pretty In Pink: Which Is Better?

11/14/2007 - Drew Barrymore As Edie Beale In The Best Costume For The Day

11/14/2007 - How Sleazy Could It Get? Sleazy Enough To Actually Surprise You?? Yeah, Didn't Think So...

11/14/2007 - Judith Regan Vs. Rupert Murdoch: Who Has The Bigger Cock?

11/14/2007 - Patrick Dempsey Takes Headgear Hint From Brad Pitt

11/14/2007 - Matt Damon Is Reluctantly Sexy

11/13/2007 - Yeah, Fuck All Of You. (Unrelated: Has Mark Cuban Gotten Cute?)

11/13/2007 - Heidi Klum Cracks On Britney Spears While Visiting Ellen

11/13/2007 - Lakshmi Update!

11/13/2007 - There's Something About Maggie...

11/13/2007 - Could 'Asian Fetishes' Be Good For America?

11/13/2007 - A Day Of News About Donda West's Doctor

11/13/2007 - Engraved iPods: Worst Gift Idea For Someone You're Merely Banging

11/13/2007 - Doppelgänger Alert!

11/13/2007 - Hugh Jackman Reenacts 'Creature From The Black Lagoon'

11/13/2007 - Project Runway Returns, With Lezebel!

11/13/2007 - Katie Couric: "I'm Not That Vain...Just A Little."

11/13/2007 - The Look: Cold Weather Chic. The Locale: L.A. The Median Temp: 61 Degrees.

11/13/2007 - Julia Roberts: "Manifest Destiny" Saved Me From Modern Hollywhoredom

11/13/2007 - Romancing The Rich: Not As Fun As It Looks On TV!

11/13/2007 - Rachel Weisz: Love The Lady, Loathe The Dress

11/13/2007 - Paging Dr. Jezebel: Does Amy Winehouse Have Oral Cancer?

11/13/2007 - Oh, Mandie...

11/13/2007 - As Suspected, The Models Aren't Eating

11/13/2007 - Marcia Gay Harden, Red Hot Silver Screen Siren

11/13/2007 - Britney Update

11/13/2007 - Campaign 2008 Got You Hating Women Yet? We Can Solve That!

11/13/2007 - Watching TV Leads To Teen Sex; Teen Sex Leads To Teen Chlamydia

11/13/2007 - Why The Long Face, Paris Hilton?

11/13/2007 - Tila Tequila Tells Tyra She Would Like To Have Sex With, Help Lindsay Lohan

11/13/2007 - Angelina Jolie Pens Piece For The Economist

11/13/2007 - Mannequin Wistfully Regards Rihanna's Beauty

11/13/2007 - The He-Man Woman-Haters Writing Club

11/13/2007 - Kanye Serenades Beloved Mama; Hearts Break

11/13/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: Out For Blood

11/13/2007 - Feel Like A Fraud? Maybe It's "Impostor Syndrome." Or Maybe You're Full Of Shit!

11/13/2007 - Is It "Sort Of Egotistical" That Marc Jacobs Wants A Reality Show?

11/13/2007 - Abigail Breslin: Good Girls Do Wear Plaid

11/13/2007 - The Hills: Lauren And Heidi Talk, JustinBobby Burps

11/13/2007 - Women Criticize Dove Ads Directed At Women

11/13/2007 - Depression-Era Angelina Jolie: On The Dole

11/13/2007 - So, How's That Whole "American Dream" Thing Working Out For You, Downwardly Mobile White Girl?

11/13/2007 - Instant Karma

11/13/2007 - Study Says That It's Men Who Can't Shut Up

11/13/2007 - Ryan Phillippe's Precious Cargo

11/13/2007 - Chasing Britney Spears Can Be Dangerous

11/12/2007 - Flagging With The Kardashians

11/12/2007 - Would You Be Burned At The Stake?

11/12/2007 - Natalie Portman Silently Disses Dustin Hoffman

11/12/2007 - Donda West Was A Really Great Mom

11/12/2007 - Conservative Critic's Clash With 'The View' Panelists Doesn't Go As Planned

11/12/2007 - Liz Hurley, 1; Sidewalk Grate, 0

11/12/2007 - Anns Get As, Barbaras Get Bs, & Christinas Get Crap

11/12/2007 - Why Coffee Shops Should Discriminate Against Women

11/12/2007 - Heidi Klum's Eldest Son Takes A Tumble

11/12/2007 - Kate Moss: Not-So-Super Role Model To Schoolgirls

11/12/2007 - The Crimson Tide

11/12/2007 - Khloe Kardashian Emerges From Shadow Cast By Kim's Magnificent Ass, Gets Own Storyline

11/12/2007 - Cameron Diaz Has Baggage

11/12/2007 - Would You Date A Non-Drinker? (And Why Would He Want To Date You?)

11/12/2007 - 'Tis The Season For Crappy Christmas Gifts

11/12/2007 - Penelope Cruz's Rainy Day Shades Of Gray

11/12/2007 - Being Anna Wintour Is Harder Than It Looks

11/12/2007 - Ditch Your Date Faster!

11/12/2007 - Page Six Mag: The New Best Of The "Brunch"!

11/12/2007 - Joan Rivers: Mere Mortal Or Creation Of Madame Tussaud?

11/12/2007 - Teri Hatcher: "I'll Go Out With Damon Wayans! I Know How To Cook!"

11/12/2007 - G'Day Mates

11/12/2007 - Dear Magazines: Please Stop Prostituting Your Interns

11/12/2007 - Jonathan Rhys Meyers Plots Getaway From Girlfriend

11/12/2007 - The Hilary Duff Credit Card: Great For Separating Girls From Their Greenbacks

11/12/2007 - Do Black Voters Favor Hillary Because They've Been "Oppressed"?

11/12/2007 - Sharon Stone Shows Us More Than We Want To See

11/12/2007 - Mandie Erickson In 'Page Six Magazine': The Female Dog Gets Her Day

11/12/2007 - Screw Soccer! David Beckham's Time Spent Sitting Around In Boxer Briefs Pays Off

11/12/2007 - Reese Witherspoon: Riding In Cars With Hot Boys

11/12/2007 - Frizzy Hair Is All The Rage! In 1863 England, That Is

11/12/2007 - Is Presidential Politics Just "Sex And Ego"?

11/12/2007 - Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson: Back Together In Black Leather

11/12/2007 - Big Brother "Rapist" Wins $100,000 Prize; Threatened To "Bump" His Housemates With His Huge "Machinegun"

11/12/2007 - Girls Love Pretty Pony Playing Cards, Hate Competition

11/12/2007 - Angelina & Brad: Sunburned Or Stoned?

11/12/2007 - RIP Kanye's Mom

11/9/2007 - Tyra Taught Us So Much This Week

11/9/2007 - TGIF!

11/9/2007 - It's Such A Pity

11/9/2007 - Will The Real Jezebel Please Step Up?

11/9/2007 - What's More Important: Rehabilitation Or Retribution?

11/9/2007 - Giorgio Armani & Cate Blanchett: Mahogany & Ivory

11/9/2007 - Doesn't Everyone Have A Wacky Aunt?

11/9/2007 - Former Sassy Scribe Margie Ingall Loves Dudes With "A Butt Rug"

11/9/2007 - How To Make A Model Cry: Dress Her In A Fat Suit

11/9/2007 - Health Insurers Are Idiots, Possibly Evil

11/9/2007 - Did Hip-Hop Come Between Salman And Padma?

11/9/2007 - Lily Allen Take Note: One In Five Britons Has Sex While Abroad

11/9/2007 - Kylie Minogue, Hitchcock Heroine

11/9/2007 - Our Sponsors Encourage You To Daydream About Johnny Depp

11/9/2007 - We Got Baby Lakshmi's Back, Blogger Bitches!

11/9/2007 - Gardasil For Men? New Study Of The Drug Focuses On Gay Men, Ass Cancer

11/9/2007 - Talisa Soto & Hubby Benjamin Bratt: How About A Threesome?

11/9/2007 - Who Is "Entertainer" Sandy Hill And Why Do You All Hate Her?

11/9/2007 - Hand Jobs: Is It Cheating? Do You Even Do It Anymore?

11/9/2007 - Scruffy Adrian Grenier Accessor-Eye-Ses

11/9/2007 - Dorm Room Gourmet: College Kid Whets Our Appetites, Moistens Our Panties

11/9/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Is Also Mad For Plaid. Really Mad.

11/9/2007 - Did Tyra Banks Have A Nose Job?

11/9/2007 - How Body Hair Explains The World

11/9/2007 - Heidi Klum Is Mad For Plaid

11/9/2007 - Would You Rather Have A Baby Or Herpes?

11/9/2007 - A Weak Dollar Means More Expensive Imports

11/9/2007 - Do Women Want To Be Thin In Order To "Dominate Other, Fatter Women"?

11/9/2007 - Eva Longoria: Yipes! Stripes!

11/9/2007 - Marie Claire Style Director Cleo Glyde's Week Of Living "Biblically" In Pajamas, Birkenstocks

11/9/2007 - Lakshmi Update!

11/9/2007 - Nicole Kidman Will Cut You

11/9/2007 - Kate Middleton Says Goodbye To That Rag Trade

11/9/2007 - Why We Hate Heather Mills, Have Vague Contempt For Bernie Kerik, And Mild Indifference For Our New Attorney General Guy

11/9/2007 - Apple Martin's Capezios, Fear of Grandma Blythe Danner

11/9/2007 - Amy Winehouse's Hubby Arrested!

11/8/2007 - Leelee Sobieski: Hot Legs, Questionable Taste In Shoes

11/8/2007 - Kim Kardashian Likes, But Doesn't Like Like Britney Spears

11/8/2007 - Are "Asian Fetishes" A Myth? We're Gonna Have To Go With "No"

11/8/2007 - Gina Gershon's Gentleman's Garb

11/8/2007 - Non-Discrimination Bill Passes House, Will Stumble Like A Drunk For Another Year Before Dying

11/8/2007 - Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

11/8/2007 - Madonna & Pregs Stella McCartney Hit The Town

11/8/2007 - Warren Beatty: The 70's Most Famous Douche

11/8/2007 - Voting & Drinking: No Booze Before Ballots!

11/8/2007 - Goldie Hawn: Whaddya Think?

11/8/2007 - Glamour Readers Almost 2x As Likely As Cosmo Readers To Have Butt Sex

11/8/2007 - Roberto Cavalli For H&M: For The Tranny Hooker In You!

11/8/2007 - Judge Judy And The Lady Who Bit Off The Other Lady's Pinky Finger

11/8/2007 - Amy Winehouse With Father & Fag

11/8/2007 - Meet Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Mother-In-Law, Betsy: Shocker! She Believes In Jesus!

11/8/2007 - "if you were a drug addict or alc hoholkic make you amends and dont be contrite or feel defective because your not you just got the sensitive briliant gene"

11/8/2007 - Christina Ricci Rocks The Retro Look

11/8/2007 - Were You a Judy Blume Enthusiast or a Babysitters Club Nerd?

11/8/2007 - Britney Update

11/8/2007 - Sex With Someone Else's Ex: Ever Eat Off Your Friend's Plate?

11/8/2007 - Jessica Biel & Her Bitches

11/8/2007 - "I Think You Should E-mail My Wife And Apologize"

11/8/2007 - Is Your BMI Low Enough For Michael "No Chubbies" Karolchyk's Co-Ed Sauna?? Oh No!

11/8/2007 - Kate Moss: Between A Rocker & A Drag Queen

11/8/2007 - ANTM: "Just Be Beautiful And Use Your Loveliness"

11/8/2007 - Hairless Bodies, Stankless Pits: An American Story

11/8/2007 - Nicole Kidman Bends Down To Hear Hubby Keith Urban, Likes What He Says

11/8/2007 - Insanely Wealthy Pay Fellow Preppy Scads of Money To Arrange Grown-Up Frat Parties

11/8/2007 - SURPRISE! There's A Stripper In Your Classroom, And She Wants To Know Who The Naughty Birthday Boy Is...

11/8/2007 - Nicole Richie Opts For Slimming All-Black Ensemble

11/8/2007 - Gisele's Agent Denies All That Euro Trash

11/8/2007 - Remember Monica? Rosie Does. And She's Still Not Over The Way Bill Never Even Returned The Favor...

11/8/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Scarf Has A Mind Of Its Own

11/8/2007 - Jennifer Lopez Admits She's Pregnant

11/7/2007 - Dear Shawn Carter: Our Oil Reserves May Be Irreplaceable, But She Is Not

11/7/2007 - Revisiting Sex, This Time With Our 1996 Selves

11/7/2007 - Mary J. Blige's "Just Fine" Is Just What We Need

11/7/2007 - Teenage Sex Drive Trumps Abstinence Education

11/7/2007 - Circumcision: Some Things You Can't (Or Maybe Shouldn't) Put Back

11/7/2007 - Angelina Jolie & John Malkovich: Let's Do The Time Warp Again

11/7/2007 - What We Can All Learn From America's Most Successful Women's Magazine

11/7/2007 - 14-Year-Old Girl's Bracelet Gets Her Kicked Out Of School

11/7/2007 - Ellen Barkin: Yowza

11/7/2007 - Another Day, Another Set of Stereotypes

11/7/2007 - Breaking: We're All Gonna Die

11/7/2007 - Lenny Kravitz Emerges From Car; Flashes Peace Sign, Smile

11/7/2007 - Meet Sandy Hill, "Entertainer." How'd She Snag That Profile In Vogue? Must Be Quite The Climber!

11/7/2007 - Shirley MacLaine On Michael Jackson, Recreational Drugs, Body Image, Spacecrafts

11/7/2007 - Dear Britney, This Is The Proper Way To Exit A Car. Love, Jennifer Coolidge

11/7/2007 - Cathy Horyn Continues Her Pro-Marc Jacobs Crusade At Yale, Students Don't Care

11/7/2007 - Is It Actually Harder For Girls To Get Off During Oral Sex Than Regular Sex?

11/7/2007 - Another Day, Another Pair Of Flares On Kate Moss

11/7/2007 - Can You Write About That Time You Posed Naked, And Also Things Of Substance?

11/7/2007 - Today in Tabloids: Britney Continues to be a Shitty Mom; Angelina May Be Boning Her Bodyguard

11/7/2007 - Bridget "Gisele Who?" Moynahan Is Back In Black

11/7/2007 - "When Are You Going to Get Married?"

11/7/2007 - Reality Hits Home On Real Housewives Of Orange County

11/7/2007 - Kim Kardashian Views Her Playboy Spread, Bulges Own Eyes

11/7/2007 - Lydia Hearst: "I Am All Business. I Am All Work"

11/7/2007 - Rachael Ray Foolishly Attempts Smackdown With Martha Stewart

11/7/2007 - Pax Jolie-Pitt Visits Mom's Movie Set, Steals The Spotlight

11/7/2007 - "Wine House": The Made-Up Story Of What Happens When Jenna Bush Answers A DC Craigslist Ad For A Roommate From... Guess Who!

11/7/2007 - Rhythm Is A Dancer Named Artemisbell On YouTube

11/7/2007 - Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal Look A Little Morning-After

11/7/2007 - Legendary Rock Club CBGB Achieves The Impossible, Sells Out Even More

11/7/2007 - Memo To Viacom! Have We Got A Reality Show Premise For You...

11/7/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Carries Non-Alcoholic Beverage

11/7/2007 - Christina Aguilera Is Probably Having A Boy!

11/6/2007 - Republicans Vote To Impeach Cheney?!? And This Billion Dollar House

11/6/2007 - Hey Man, Your Clock Is Ticking. Your Biological Clock!

11/6/2007 - Birth Control Makes Your Cup Size, Blood Pressure Rise

11/6/2007 - Judge Judy And The Lady Who Eats Roadkill

11/6/2007 - Kerry Washington's Little Silver Dress, Big Smile

11/6/2007 - F— & Happy Might Not Be So Impossible

11/6/2007 - Just Us, Or Does This Model Look Sort Of Normal Sized?

11/6/2007 - 30 Reasons Girls Should Send Us Pictures of Their Drunken Dude Friends

11/6/2007 - Paula Abdul Kisses Everyone On The Mouth

11/6/2007 - "Freak Dancing": Remember Your First Time?

11/6/2007 - Fashion Show Featuring Holograms Clearly Bad

11/6/2007 - Nicolette Sheridan, Golden Girl

11/6/2007 - Attention Slutty Anxious Female Voters! Meet Your Ideological Love Match, Mike Gravel

11/6/2007 - The Hills: JustinBobby, What's Going On Underneath All That Hair Of Yours?

11/6/2007 - Christina Aguilera's Bubble & Bump

11/6/2007 - First They Came For Your Abortions, Now They Want Your Porn

11/6/2007 - What Should A Guy Never Call You?

11/6/2007 - Kate Moss: Flared Jeans & A Fag

11/6/2007 - Dear Page Six Mag, "Is Lydia Hearst Just Trying To Sound Like An Idiotic Asshole So That Gawker Will Cover Her?"

11/6/2007 - Jezebel Crashes The Tyra Show's Vaginas Episode

11/6/2007 - Adrian Grenier's Unkepmt Scruff: Appealling Or Appalling?

11/6/2007 - Chloë Sevigny Built Her Career Playing "Victims, Naifs and Muses," Says 'Psychology Today'

11/6/2007 - New Study Deems Weed Harmless For Teens, We Exhale Big Cloud Of Relief

11/6/2007 - Jessica Simpson Very Nearly Falls; Uses Clutch For Balance

11/6/2007 - Are Pakistan's Lawyers As Hot As Burma's Monks?

11/6/2007 - Can You Really Stay Friends With An Ex?

11/6/2007 - Lindsay Lohan? Or Nicole Richie?

11/6/2007 - Feminists Might Like Hillary, Or Not

11/6/2007 - Brad Whispers To Angelina; Angelina Pretends To Listen

11/6/2007 - Stella McCartney Feels Heather Mills' Pain... Or, You Know, Would Like To Inflict More?

11/6/2007 - "I Feel Like Michael Stipe Did A Song With Neneh Cherry About Abortion When I Was In High School..."

11/6/2007 - Jennifer Connelly: Beautiful In Blue

11/6/2007 - Rihanna & Josh Hartnett: It's On

11/5/2007 - The World's First Trillion Dollar Company Meets The World's Trillionth Naughty Underage Photo Scandal!

11/5/2007 - Nancy Grace Spawns

11/5/2007 - Handicapped Porno: Offensive Or Inclusive?

11/5/2007 - Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Are In Step

11/5/2007 - Wal-Tart Julie Roehm's Sad, Slutty Fight With Wal-Mart Is Over

11/5/2007 - Isn't Anyone On TheKnot.com Having Sex?

11/5/2007 - Diddy's Comfortable Travel Attire, Pillow-Toting Assistant

11/5/2007 - Barbara Walters Ain't Sayin' Heather Mills Is A Gold Digger, But She Is "Difficult," "Not Nice"

11/5/2007 - Why America Needs A Boner-Stiffening First Lady, According To America's Gayest Magazine

11/5/2007 - Why America Needs A Boner-Stiffening First Lady, According To America's Gayest Magazine

11/5/2007 - Beyoncé's Dress, Ass Completely Mesmerizing

11/5/2007 - Shocker! Kim Kardashian's Momager Wishes She Could've Posed For Playboy

11/5/2007 - If You Care About The Seinfelds, You're In Luck

11/5/2007 - Lauren Conrad: Very, Very, Very Casual

11/5/2007 - Adorable Bearded Monkeys Discovered in East Africa

11/5/2007 - Bill Clinton No Longer Fuckable, Proclaims ELLE Writer Who Totally Wants To Do Him

11/5/2007 - Rebecca Romijn & Jerry O'Connell: Just A Couple Of Crazy Kids In Love

11/5/2007 - Mandie Erickson Designs Clothes But Doesn't Want Us To Know About It

11/5/2007 - The Two Commandments Of Jenna Bush

11/5/2007 - Judith & Liz Care About Your Breasts

11/5/2007 - Amy Winehouse: The Slippers Are Back

11/5/2007 - Sex & The Single Teacher, Redux

11/5/2007 - Pagans Are Like So Totally Trendy, Protected By Constitution

11/5/2007 - Barbara Walters: "Call Me Gay, But I Think Sarah Jessica Parker Is Adorable"

11/5/2007 - Rihanna's Dress Makes Us Green With Envy

11/5/2007 - ALERT BERNANKE!: Gisele Demands Payment In "Anything But" Greenbacks!

11/5/2007 - House & Garden Buys The Farm. But They Had Their Own TV Channel And Everything!

11/5/2007 - Heidi & Seal's Matching Aviator Shades, Scowls

11/5/2007 - "You never worked at the les and no one ever offered you coke"

11/5/2007 - The "Baby Doll" Trend: Are You OVER IT?

11/5/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Emerges From Hair Salon Overjoyed

11/5/2007 - Oil Money, Money Honey, Trader Joe's: It All Comes Back To Jay-Z

11/5/2007 - This Is Why Your Children Have Eating Disorders

11/5/2007 - Did Katie Holmes Run 26 Miles Without A Bra?

11/5/2007 - Sofia Coppola's Clothing Line "Milkfed" Still Producing!

11/5/2007 - Prostitution OK, Credit Bad?

11/5/2007 - Obama On SNL: The Only Thing More Awesome Is Bill Clinton Dressed Up As "Mystery"

11/5/2007 - Britney Shows Us What Those New Lips Are For

11/5/2007 - Katie Holmes & Some Other People Ran A Marathon

11/2/2007 - This Week We Discussed Pizza, Bacon Cheeseburgers, Now and Laters.

11/2/2007 - Amy Winehouse Sings Off Key, Slurs Words, Wipes Nose Often During Performance

11/2/2007 - So Hillary Clinton Is A Woman! As A Woman, How Do You Feel About That?

11/2/2007 - Carol Burnett: Way Cooler Than The Kardashians

11/2/2007 - Tyra's "Bodyville" Is More Like "Camel Toe City"

11/2/2007 - Technical Virgins: Do Oral And Anal Count As "Real" Sex?

11/2/2007 - Is This Freakin' Day Over Yet?

11/2/2007 - "dont be surprised if you have a nervous breakdown within the next 3 year due to immense repression"

11/2/2007 - Shower Rape Jokes Do Not Make Women Horny

11/2/2007 - Avril Should Maybe Try Something New

11/2/2007 - Dear Britney, We're Worried About Your Liver

11/2/2007 - Requiem For A Vulgarity: RIP Vajayjay

11/2/2007 - Big Brother Africa's Resident Rapist: Still The Favorite To Win The 100 Grand

11/2/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Shops "Incognito"

11/2/2007 - Right-Wing Media Calls Single Women Voters "Stupid"; We Call Them "Slutty"

11/2/2007 - OMG! The Tyra Vajayjay Episode Airs Monday!

11/2/2007 - Paul Bettany Emotes: Smug, Amused, Patient, Bored

11/2/2007 - The Really Unmentionable: A Back-Door Banging Primer & Poll

11/2/2007 - Glamour Throws A Party For Mariane Pearl, Sex Slaves

11/2/2007 - Sigh. With Jennifer Connelly, It's Hit & Miss

11/2/2007 - Heather Mills Calls Stella McCartney Crazy; Pot, Meet Kettle

11/2/2007 - Our Sponsors Remind You To Turn Back Your Clocks

11/2/2007 - David Beckham: To Tuck Or Not To Tuck?

11/2/2007 - Self-Proclaimed Anal Sex Enthusiast/Book Critic Rips Feminist Katha Pollitt a New Asshole

11/2/2007 - Tinsley Mortimer's 10,250-CALORIE Domino's Binge!!!

11/2/2007 - Helen Mirren Shimmers & Shines

11/2/2007 - If It's Illegal For Them To Have Sex, Should They Get Birth Control?

11/2/2007 - Success In The Workplace: Be A Woman, Only Not So Much

11/2/2007 - Just Looking At Kathie Lee's Face Makes Ours Hurt

11/2/2007 - Mark Ronson On DJing TomKat's Wedding, Relationship With Amy Winehouse

11/2/2007 - Roberto Cavalli Makes A Really Convincing...Something

11/2/2007 - Pete Doherty Loves Accessorizing

11/2/2007 - Legendary Watergate Reporter Wonders: Is Britney Spears Taking The Nation's IQ Down With Her?

11/2/2007 - All Hail Xenu: Katie Holmes Is A Goddess

11/2/2007 - Britney Spends $100K A Month On "Entertainment"

11/1/2007 - Day of the Dead: The Dead, Dying and Resurrected

11/1/2007 - ANTM: The Clip Show Of The Clip Show

11/1/2007 - America Ferrera & Boyfriend: Hot & Sweaty

11/1/2007 - Diary Of The Stalked

11/1/2007 - Big Brother Contestant On Fingering That Passed Out Housemate: "Well, This Is Africa"

11/1/2007 - Is Your Gym Killing You?

11/1/2007 - Nelly Furtado Looks Like Someone, And That Someone Is Not Nelly Furtado

11/1/2007 - How Does the Screen Writers Guild Strike Affect You? Depends How Trashy You Like Your TV!

11/1/2007 - 'Ms.' Magazine Celebrates Its 35th Anniversary...Yay?

11/1/2007 - HILLARY CLINTON GOES BACK ON PROMISE TO POSE FOR VOGUE!

11/1/2007 - Sharon Jones And The Dap Kings "100 Days, 100 Nights"

11/1/2007 - Sales Clerks At Fancy Stores: What Is Up Their Butts Anyway?

11/1/2007 - Michael Kors As Elton John: I Guess That's Why They Call It The Booze

11/1/2007 - We Remind You That, Even In Costume, HPV Can Be Carried Under Fingernails

11/1/2007 - WSJ Columnist Has A Few Choice Words For His Daughter's Lousy Homecoming Date

11/1/2007 - Ex-Con Paris Hilton Has Quite A Sense Of Humor

11/1/2007 - Foxy Brown's New Album Art Looks Very Familiar

11/1/2007 - Spammers Again Using Male Sexual Frustration Against You

11/1/2007 - Is There Truth To The "Smart Jews" Stereotype?

11/1/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Sober, Somber Halloween

11/1/2007 - What's The Deal With Buying "Organic"?

11/1/2007 - You Are Not The Only One Who Can't Get The Fake Blood Off Your Nipples Today

11/1/2007 - Jennifer Connelly's Son Is A Killer Robot Big Bird

11/1/2007 - Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen: Crazy Like Foxes Or Just Crazy?

11/1/2007 - Who To Hate More: The Morally Repugnant, or the Morally Bankrupt?

11/1/2007 - Kelly & Jack Osbourne Get Glam

11/1/2007 - "Another Young Hercules Will Be Able To Reach My Olympia" (Or, How "Entitlement Issues" Are The New "Commitment Issues")

11/1/2007 - The Real World: Female Empowerment Is A Stranger To The Seven Roommates

11/1/2007 - Tyra: Wig Off = Off-Duty

11/1/2007 - Why Can't More First Daughters Be As Cool As Alice Roosevelt?

11/1/2007 - Heath Ledger: Hip Or Homeless?

11/1/2007 - Halloween Hagyness Looks Just Like Misshapes Hagyness!

11/1/2007 - How To Heal "One Nation Under Dog"??

11/1/2007 - Jezebel Credits

11/1/2007 - The Five Great Lies Of Women's Magazines

11/1/2007 - Britney's Tiger Costume is Grrrreat!

11/1/2007 - Jezebel Stats

11/1/2007 - Jezebel Artists

11/1/2007 - Oprah Hacks Hilary's Hair

11/1/2007 - Jezebel RSS Syndication