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5/30/2007 - Jordin Sparks Loves Herself Just The Way She Is
5/30/2007 - Another Poll You Should Take Very, Very Seriously: How Old Is Too Old To Have An Abortion?
5/30/2007 - They Shoot Wedding Guests, Don't They?
5/30/2007 - Speechless
5/30/2007 - Shiloh Jolie Pitt: Battling The Bulge At Just One Year Of Age
5/30/2007 - 'Elle' Magazine's Fashion News Department: Now With Fewer People Than Olives
5/30/2007 - Give Us A Clue
5/30/2007 - Sperm: Like Prozac, Without the Libido Killing Part! Or, A Not Entirely Convincing Plea For You To Bareback Gallup's Pole
5/30/2007 - Benetton Gets Sucker Punched
5/30/2007 - 'Cosmopolitan' Knows Nine Different Ways To Say "Cock"
5/30/2007 - Brangelina And Billary Go Head-To-Head At The Newsstand
5/30/2007 - Revisiting Our $10,000 Magazine Cover Reward
5/30/2007 - We Are Not Modern American Women
5/30/2007 - DailyCandy's Bowl Of Mixed Nuts
5/30/2007 - How Alex Rodriguez (Kinda) Explains The World Of Men
5/30/2007 - Let 'Er Rip!
5/30/2007 - The Joy Of Text
5/30/2007 - Ivanka Trump's New Jewelry Looks Just Like Her Toilet
5/30/2007 - Indian Women Whiten Their Skin, Fight The Patriarchy
5/30/2007 - The Hotel Heir Behind The Restaurant "Pink Taco" Never Looked So Good
5/29/2007 - Bobby Brown: Some Women Think I'm Hot!
5/29/2007 - 'Glamour' Iraq Blogger Annoyed By American Media's Lack Of Substantive... OMG NICOLE RICHIE CRASHED HER CAR!!!
5/29/2007 - 'Elle' Fashion Editor Anne Slowey Chews Food, Swallows
5/29/2007 - Dr. McWho? Donna Karan's Heart Space Belongs To Marcus Welby, M.D.
5/29/2007 - Sexy-Ugly Seal's Cute-Ugly Son Henry Takes A Stroll
5/29/2007 - Hating The Word "Lurve"...
5/29/2007 - The Harper's (Bazaar) Index
5/29/2007 - How To Lose 100 Pounds In 4 Minutes Or Less
5/29/2007 - Benetton Knows How To Accessorize Your Black Eye
5/29/2007 - 'Cosmopolitan' Magazine: You Are Cuddling All Wrong, According To People Who Actually Have PhDs In This
5/29/2007 - Apple Martin: Still The Only Redeeming Thing About Gwyneth Paltrow
5/29/2007 - Label Whores Head To Tampa
5/29/2007 - YSL's Stefano Pilati: Eugenicist For The 21st Century
5/29/2007 - We're Betting Tom Brady's Unborn Daughters Will Have Healthy Relationships With Men
5/29/2007 - 'Lucky' Magazine Readers Have A Very Good Year. The Rest Of Us? Not So Much!
5/29/2007 - Is Jane Pratt Interrupting Her Sirius Radio Schedule To Hang Out With Aniston?
5/29/2007 - Anna Wintour Not Exactly A Style Icon To 'Allure' Magazine
5/29/2007 - Not Liking The Porn Star Stoner-Look On Adam Brody
5/29/2007 - More Proof That The Japanese Do Everything Better
5/29/2007 - Twiggy Hits Anne Heche Territory
5/29/2007 - Eric Bana Looks Picture-Perfect, Except For That (Wedding?) Ring
5/29/2007 - We're Beginning To Look A Lot Like Barbie
5/29/2007 - Is It Possible To Consume Lindsay Lohan In Moderation?
5/29/2007 - Jennifer Garner's Daughter Violet Catches Some Air
5/29/2007 - Mischa Barton Collapses, Nicole Richie Hates Her Mom
5/27/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Drunk Drives Into A Tree, Forgets Her Coke In The Car
5/25/2007 - ROSIE DEFECTS FROM 'THE VIEW' THREE WEEKS EARLY
5/25/2007 - BREAKING: Wal-Tart Julie Roehm Strikes Back!
5/25/2007 - Happy Memorial Day...
5/25/2007 - Tinsley Mortimer: The Angelina Jolie Of The Beauty Industry
5/25/2007 - Lily Allen And Debbie Harry Duet on 'Today': Maybe They Can Collaborate On Debbie's Wardrobe Next Time?
5/25/2007 - Eva Mendes Looks Strangely Like Jessica Simpson
5/25/2007 - Accessories Speak Louder Than Words
5/25/2007 - Rosie O'Donnell: "In Memoriam"
5/25/2007 - DailyCandy Thinks You're A Follower
5/25/2007 - Diane Sawyer Shows Fergie Her Humps
5/25/2007 - Please Do Not Cough On Oprah; She Pays Her Doctor In Cash
5/25/2007 - In Favor Of The Homelier Man
5/25/2007 - Tyra Banks Mounts A Man On Daytime TV
5/25/2007 - What Sort of Moustache Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck Deserve?
5/25/2007 - Sarah Jessica Parker, Oprah, New BFFs
5/25/2007 - Martha Stewart Is Sorta The New Anna Wintour
5/25/2007 - The Sadly Uncanny Resemblance Between Hugh Hefner & Britney Spears
5/25/2007 - The Ann Coulter Of The Fat Police
5/25/2007 - Mary Kate Has More Than Just The Body Of Christ
5/24/2007 - Isaiah Washington Makes Amends When No One's Watching
5/24/2007 - Conspicuous Consumption Takes Hold In Africa; Sort Of Like It Has In India, But Without The "Emerging Middle Class" Part
5/24/2007 - Not Sure We're Liking George Clooney's New Skinny-Face
5/24/2007 - What's Next: Abbie Hoffman For Tods?
5/24/2007 - Sign Of The Apocalypse: Angelina Jolie Is Wearing Color
5/24/2007 - A Great Look For Chloe Sevigny, As Long As She Doesn't Sit Down
5/24/2007 - Nicole Richie Likes Espresso Before Sex
5/24/2007 - We Are All Bad Feminists
5/24/2007 - Carmen Electra Inexplicably Puts New 'How To Be Sexy' Book Before Her Breasts
5/24/2007 - Style Blogger Dumps Man Who Wears Kitty Cat Prints. So Do We Think He Was Gay?
5/24/2007 - Breasts: The Gifts That Keep On Giving!
5/24/2007 - Obsessing About The 'Elle' Body Obsession Issue
5/24/2007 - Not So Modest Proposals
5/24/2007 - Tessa The Cat Eats With Fork; But Does She Slurp Spaghetti?
5/24/2007 - Compact Lens
5/24/2007 - Welcome To Your Wormhole
5/24/2007 - Limited Brands Would Like You To Buy An Angel Bra
5/24/2007 - Mischa Barton's Perfect Shade Of Red Lipstick
5/24/2007 - Natalie And Andy Sitting In Tree...
5/23/2007 - Rosie O'Donnell Still Pissed, 'View' Producers In Hiding
5/23/2007 - Jessica Simpson And John Mayer Are So Built To Last
5/23/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Friend Needs To Learn To Keep His Hands Away From His Nose When Paps Are Present
5/23/2007 - 'InStyle' Accessorian And Champion Bluffer Alice Kim So Fed Up With New York She Is Leaving For...Omaha
5/23/2007 - When Writing About A Pretty Lady In Iraq, At Least Do A Decent Job Describing Her Prettiness
5/23/2007 - Would You Like A Pork Chop With That Zara Suit?
5/23/2007 - "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Boy Sticks A Stake Into The Heart Of Sexist Hollywood
5/23/2007 - Robert Verdi: Cynthia Rowley Is Really, Really Old
5/23/2007 - "The Bachelor" Andy Baldwin: A Complete Tool
5/23/2007 - Regulations For Fashion Models Sexist, Lookist
5/23/2007 - Hollywood Has Been Eating Its Egg-White Omelets
5/23/2007 - Katherine Heigl: Pure Peaches And Cream
5/23/2007 - New 'Cosmopolitan' Website Online, Not Really Working
5/23/2007 - Your Daughter Is Entirely Too Comfortable With Her Body
5/23/2007 - Spend A Day's Pay On Something You'll Lose In A Week Anyway!
5/23/2007 - It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's... Amy Winehouse's Hair
5/23/2007 - Saks Shoezilla To Take Manhattan
5/23/2007 - Halle Berry Latest Actress To Accessorize With Suspicious Bump
5/23/2007 - Angelina Jolie Still Fasting In Remembrance Of Her Mother
5/22/2007 - "Jane" Editor To Cut Her Hair Short, Start Nagging
5/22/2007 - Adam Levine Sounds Like He's Really Great In The Sack
5/22/2007 - Fashion Models: Total Cows
5/22/2007 - The Blogosphere Showers Jezebel With Acceptance, Affirmation
5/22/2007 - Paris Hilton Already Prepping For That Stint In Solitary
5/22/2007 - Vogue Magazine: Oh The Irony Of It All
5/22/2007 - One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other — British Fashion Edition
5/22/2007 - Dieting Now Available With Side Of Guilt About The Plight Of The Less-Fortunate
5/22/2007 - Viagra Brings More Bad News For Womenfolk
5/22/2007 - Who's Behind View From The Fourth Row?
5/22/2007 - Become a Jezebel Commenter
5/22/2007 - 'Teen Vogue' Panelists Tell It Like It Is
5/22/2007 - Liev Schrieber: Nicely Rumpled, Charmingly Impassive, Totally Unavailable
5/22/2007 - DailyCandy Thinks Women Are Lazy. (They May Be Right)
5/22/2007 - Girl Geeks, Please Take Note
5/22/2007 - Jezebel: A Love Letter To The Most Awesome Blog Name In The Universe
5/22/2007 - Eva Mendes To Be A Real Screamer
5/22/2007 - How To Get Waxed
5/22/2007 - What Are 'Curves'? Jessica Alba Adds To The Confusion
5/22/2007 - Thou Shalt Not Wear Italian Designs If Thou Art French
5/22/2007 - Brad & Angelina: Far Away, So Close
5/22/2007 - Dakota Fanning's Troubling Patch 'O Peach-Fuzz
5/22/2007 - Oh, To Be Simultaneously Fancied By Zach Braff And Adam Levine!
5/21/2007 - Britney's Hitting The Bottle Again
5/21/2007 - Chanel On A Plane
5/21/2007 - 'Marie Claire' Unabashedly Pro-Bush (And We Don't Mean The President)
5/21/2007 - Symptom: Constant Cramping
5/21/2007 - How Sassy Changed My Life
5/21/2007 - Brad Pitt Definitively, Sadly, Losing His Looks
5/21/2007 - Colossal Weddings Totally Down With Feminist Principles, Totally Wrong At the Same Time
5/21/2007 - Visible Arm-Veins: Hot On Guys, Not So Much On Angelina Jolie
5/21/2007 - Maybe It's Just Us, But Michelle Obama Seems Pissed About Something Other Than Never Having To Work Again
5/21/2007 - Pimp My Vadge
5/21/2007 - Paris Hilton Practices Her Stripes
5/21/2007 - Anna Wintour's Heart Of Darkness
5/21/2007 - Personally, We've Always Wanted To Mount The Chrysler Building
5/21/2007 - Live It, Learn It: Britney Spears Demonstrates Best Way To Exit A Car
5/21/2007 - Unretouched Cover Photos Wanted: $10,000 Reward
5/21/2007 - Divorce Rate Lowest Since 1970 — Who Should We Marry?
5/21/2007 - Label Whores Hit The East Village
5/21/2007 - Oprah Asks: "What Shape Should Your Poop Be?"
5/21/2007 - Meet The Editors
5/21/2007 - Period Panties No More!
5/21/2007 - If This Is Cosmo's Definition Of 'Naughty', Their Next Cover Had Better Promise 'Deranged Perverts'
5/21/2007 - John Mayer Dumps Jessica Simpson For Same Reason He Started Dating Her
5/21/2007 - 'Marie Claire' Editor Not Reading Internal Company Memos Regarding Jude Law
5/21/2007 - Boys Who Use The Word Drama: An Investigation
5/21/2007 - Who Needs Daytime TV When We Have The Soap Opera Surrounding Valentino?
5/21/2007 - Botox Will Make You Batshit Insane
5/21/2007 - Jessica Biel To Strip For Stardom, SAG Award
5/21/2007 - As Suspected, Milla Jovovich Happy, Eating
5/18/2007 - Karl Lagerfeld and Courtney Love, Joined At The Hip
5/17/2007 - Editorial: Kelly Clarkson Proves Self-Esteem And Good Outfits Are For Losers
5/17/2007 - Hello, FoHo!
5/17/2007 - No Surprise Here: Lindsay Lohan's Boy-Toy A Total Tool
5/16/2007 - Gainers 'N Losers: Magazines Reevaluate Position On Jessica Simpson's Physique
5/16/2007 - There's A New Mafia Family In Town, And Its Name Is 'Valentino'
5/16/2007 - Brangelina Still In Love. And Estranged. And Planning More Kids. And Planning To Split. And Leaving Us Very Glad God Created Dina Lohan
5/16/2007 - Rosie O'Donnell Illustrates The Benefits Of Going Botox-Free
5/16/2007 - Return Of Shoulder Pads May Be Harbinger Of Bad Things To Come
5/16/2007 - Ty Pennington Knows That Nothing Says "I Am Sorry I Drove Drunk" Quite Like An Earnest Expression And A Turquiose Man-Necklace
5/16/2007 - The Limited And Express Take A Break
5/16/2007 - Britney Hates Mom For Getting Her Sober Long Enough To Realize How Fat And Miserable She Was
5/15/2007 - Next Time, Nelly Furtado Might Want To Keep Her Closet Doors Closed
5/15/2007 - Fashion Industry's Only Russian-American, Ashkenazi WASP Hits Up The Homeland
5/15/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Boyfriend, Michael Jordan Inch Ever Closer To "Model" Sara Kova, But The One Modeling Gig She Ever Had Keeps A Distance
5/15/2007 - Empty Stomach, Womb Make Carmen Hawk A Grumpy Girl
5/15/2007 - Marilyn Manson Offends Even Our Undelicate Sensibilities
5/15/2007 - In True "Python" Spirit, British Fashion Industry Insists Its "Not Quite Dead Yet!"
5/15/2007 - As Computers Diminish In Size, So Does Their Feminine Ideal
5/15/2007 - Nestle: "Good Food, Good Life"?
5/15/2007 - Gender Equality: It's All About Sex With The Fix-It Guy
5/15/2007 - Egg Donation: You're Probably Better Off Stripping
5/15/2007 - Terminal Illness Now Just An Excuse For More Manicures!
5/15/2007 - 'Hit Man For God' Peter Braunstein Clearly A Madman With No Sense Of Justice
5/15/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's New Boyfriend Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine
5/15/2007 - Sorta Silencing Us With Cuteness Here, Aren't They?
5/15/2007 - Kate Moss' Hair Now For Sale
5/14/2007 - And Then There Were None...
5/14/2007 - The Sartorialist Gets Stockholm Syndrome
5/14/2007 - Black Teens Resilient To Body Dysmorphia, Cave Into Peer Pressure
5/14/2007 - Six Suggestions For Addison Montgomery
5/14/2007 - Shephard Smith Is Our Kind Of Rape-Joke-Defending "Fox News" Anchor
5/14/2007 - NY Times Book Reviewer Loves The Big Tacky Weddings!
5/14/2007 - 'Glamour' Editors To Vapid Starfucking Dating Blogger Alyssa Shelasky: One Of These Days Some Dude Is Going To Call Your Starfucking Ass Out On How Vapid It Is... Oh Fuck It Already
5/14/2007 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Defender Of Hymens, If Not Reproductive Rights
5/14/2007 - Women Of Iran More Likely To Be Hiding Premium Denim Than Velvet Revolution Beneath Those Robes
5/14/2007 - Lily Allen Hates Herself, America Possibly To Blame
5/14/2007 - Paris Hilton Wears Virginal White, Prays She'll Remain Jailhouse Virgin
5/14/2007 - Estee Lauder Meets Philip K. Dick
5/14/2007 - Valentino Takes A Bow?
5/14/2007 - Outside Nation's Borders Lindsay Lohan Exhibits Totally Uncharacteristic Behavior, Plus This Week's Yoko Ono Award...
5/11/2007 - Lohan Run Over By Critics, Not Above Running Over Paparazzi
5/11/2007 - If Martha Stewart Saw Lindsay With That Bottle, She'd Demand A Smell-Test
5/11/2007 - Maggie Gyllenhaal Enjoys Checking Out Women's Racks (Or Babies — We Can't Quite Tell)
5/11/2007 - Channeling The Celebrity Skinnies
5/11/2007 - Kegels For Your Face, Otherwise Known As The Most Amazing Thing On The Internet Since Porn
5/11/2007 - Tell Mom You Love Her With A Steaming Pile Of Shit
5/11/2007 - What It's Like To Be A (Fat) Girl
5/11/2007 - Martha Stewart Stirs The Pot With Lindsay Lohan
5/11/2007 - Britney Spears Officially Squashes Any Hope That She'll Be OK
5/11/2007 - The Critics Speak: 'Georgia Rule' Is A Hot Mess
5/11/2007 - Hate The Parents (Ed Burns, That Is)
5/11/2007 - Maddox Jolie-Pitt, 5, Still Too Spoiled To Walk On His Own Two Feet
5/11/2007 - We Must, We Must, We Must Increase Our Bust
5/11/2007 - More Proof That The Rich (And Royal) Shall Inherit The Earth
5/11/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Provides Inspiration To Paris Hilton On How To Maintain A Slutty-Chic Style While Locked Up And Wearing Horizontal Stripes
5/11/2007 - What's In Store(s) For Sienna Miller
5/10/2007 - Angelina Jolie Tries To Win Over America's Heartland, One Grandma At A Time
5/10/2007 - Something's Wrong With Fergie's Hairline
5/10/2007 - Ann Richards' Daughter Keeps Her Mom's Talent For Ripping Into Clueless White Men Alive
5/10/2007 - There's A Crimson Tide At Jezebel HQ
5/10/2007 - Back To School With United Colors Of Brad-etton
5/10/2007 - Nicole Richie, Kate Moss Et. Al. Possibly Total Fatties On The Inside
5/10/2007 - Wear A Dress Made Of Toilet Paper, Help The World (Or At Least Your Wallet)
5/10/2007 - Salma Hayek's Unborn Baby Beginning To Upstage Her Already-Famous Twin Girls
5/10/2007 - We Totally Have Oropharyngeal Cancer
5/10/2007 - The New York Times Really Wants You To Love Your Body, Especially If Your Clavicles Could Cut Something
5/10/2007 - Nothing Says 'Best Time Of Our Lives' Like Watching Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller Act Out Lesbian Little House On The Prairie Porn
5/10/2007 - Kate Bosworth Struggles To Make It Look Like She's Over Ex-Beau Orlando Bloom
5/10/2007 - More Proof That Aussies Love The Inter-Species Sex
5/10/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Blowing-Kisses-To-The-Crowd And Shoving-Coke-Up-Her-Nose Faces Strikingly Similar
5/10/2007 - Paul Wolfowitz's Neo-Concubine TOTALLY Reminds Us Of Angelina, Which Probably Means We Should Make An Apocalypse Joke
5/10/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Classily Accepts Our Undying Gratitude For Another Morning Of Gossip Almost Entirely Related To Her And Her Snatch
5/10/2007 - You Too Can Be Diane Von Furstenberg's Favorite Customer If You Have Brazilian Realis To Burn
5/9/2007 - The Economics Of Weddings Continue To Blow Our Minds
5/9/2007 - Sienna Miller And Pooch Are Moments Away From Singing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"
5/9/2007 - Susan Casey Is Not Chick Lit
5/9/2007 - Hips May Not Lie, But 'Star' Magazine's Standard Of Integrity Probably Best Described As "Truthiness"
5/9/2007 - Tab Reporters Scramble To Add To Lindsay Coke Binge; Paris And Brangelina Still Somehow Not Boring To These People; Rocker-Boyfriends Feud!
5/9/2007 - HBO President Chris Albrecht's Hatred Of Women Predates Tony Soprano's
5/9/2007 - Gossip Columnist Says Paris Hilton Takes It Up The Butt
5/9/2007 - Kate Moss Mania Travels Stateside
5/9/2007 - Dina Lohan, Exploitative Of Her Daughter's Fame? Stop Playin! Next They'll Tell Us Paris Has Trouble Taking Responsibility For Her Own Actions!
5/9/2007 - Cate Blanchett Breaks Our Hearts. Again.
5/8/2007 - Christina Ricci + Francisco Costa = Red Hot
5/8/2007 - Jessica Simpson Can't Leave Slutty Behind, Even At Black-Tie Ball
5/8/2007 - Attention Shopaholics: Vanity, Perverts Available Near Aisle Three
5/8/2007 - Republicans Scrambling To Defend Your Right To Choose A Pro-Life Republican Presidential Candidate
5/8/2007 - Kirsten Dunst's Outfit Prompts Miuccia Prada To Dial For Assistance
5/8/2007 - Obvious Pun Aside, Camilla Belle Actually Belle Of The Ball
5/8/2007 - Cate Blanchett Is Our Solid Gold Dancer
5/8/2007 - "Popping" Sounds During Sex: Still Not A Good Sign
5/8/2007 - Son Of Celebrity Editor Bonnie Fuller Conspires To Make Mom Even More Famous, Loathsome
5/8/2007 - Anna Wintour Looks Like She's Being Eaten By A Shiny Reptile (How We Wish It Were True!)
5/8/2007 - Dove Makes Earth-Shattering Commitment To Ban The Use Of Those Waify Models It Is So Famous For Using In Ads
5/8/2007 - HBO Honcho Beats Up Girlfriend; We Blame Floyd Mayweather, Tony Soprano
5/8/2007 - Details Surrounding Death Of Isabella Blow As Strange As Her Style
5/8/2007 - In The Future, Everyone Will Be Able To Prolong Their 15 Minutes Of Drunk-Driving Related Fame Into An Extended National Saga
5/4/2007 - Keira Knightley Needs To Get A New Doctor
5/4/2007 - Alice Temperley Takes Target
5/4/2007 - Symptom: Tingling, Itchy Legs
5/3/2007 - Girly Designer Alice Roi Has Commitment Issues
5/2/2007 - Romance Is Dead At Nicole Miller Bridal
5/2/2007 - War Breaks Out Between Strong Breeze, Ellen Pompeo's Low Body Mass Index
5/2/2007 - Brad and Angelina May Or May Not Be Breaking Up/Driven Apart By Brothers, Ex-Boyfriends, Lingerie Models
5/2/2007 - Britney Spears Proves The Road To Recovery Is Rife With Impromptu Topless Photos
5/2/2007 - Phillip Lim Plays Games With The Girls
5/1/2007 - Tim Gunn Tells 'Runway' Doubters Where They Can Stick Their "Make It Work"
5/1/2007 - Pete Doherty Making Up For Moss-ed Time
5/1/2007 - Gisele Bundchen Puts Foot Down, Gets Shown The Door
5/1/2007 - Iraq War Brings Out The Little Girl In All Of Us
5/1/2007 - Jezebel Comments FAQ
5/1/2007 - Kirsten Dunst Just As Confused By Silver Trash Bag On Body As We Are
5/1/2007 - Martha Stewart: Equal-Opportunity Idiot
5/1/2007 - Advertising on Jezebel
5/1/2007 - Omaha, Nebraska: Underground Fashion Capital