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2007 July
7/30/2007 - Go And See The Simpsons Movie Already, Guys!
7/30/2007 - CNN's Howard Kurtz: Just Call Them 'Jizzable'
7/30/2007 - If You Create It, They Will 'Come'
7/30/2007 - We Think We Saw A Porn Called "Homewood Sweets" Once..
7/30/2007 - There's Something Eerily 'Terminator'-Like About Matthew McConaughey
7/30/2007 - Kelly Osbourne: Not So Big Mama Morton
7/30/2007 - As Always, Oprah Winfrey Is Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
7/30/2007 - Fascism And Communism Are Bad For Fucking
7/30/2007 - Rachel Zoe Is Not A Zombie Whose Arm Is About To Snap Off
7/30/2007 - It's A Rumble In The Jungle On 'Rock Of Love'
7/30/2007 - A Blast From The Past Brings A Glimmer Of Hope For The Future
7/30/2007 - Max Factor's Iron Maidens
7/30/2007 - What's In Patrick Dempsey's Black Baggie?
7/30/2007 - More Ways To Be Immature With Your Money
7/30/2007 - How To Outsource Your Pregnancy To India, Brought To You By 'Marie Claire'
7/30/2007 - With Naomi Watts Out Of The Picture, Salma Hayek Crowned Most 'Painfully Pregnant'
7/30/2007 - Jezebel's Barack Obamagasm
7/30/2007 - OMG, What Is That Fork For?
7/30/2007 - Dear Haters: Everyone Has Cellulite. We Consulted Our Ass
7/30/2007 - Gwen & Kingston: Like Mother Like Son
7/30/2007 - Faith Hill To Fan: Hands Off My Man's Junk!
7/30/2007 - 'Washington Post' Fashion Critic: A Vast Tit-Wing Conspiracy?
7/30/2007 - Why Does Jessica Biel Always Look Miserable With Justin Timberlake?
7/30/2007 - Who's Worse, Dina Or Michael Lohan? We Ask Our Mom.
7/30/2007 - Violet Affleck Has Crocs In Pink Too?
7/30/2007 - Why Skinny Bitches Hate Fatties: It's Called Survival, Stupid!
7/30/2007 - Joshua Jackson & Diane Kruger: 'Definitely' Hotter Than Brangelina
7/30/2007 - Today Sponge Manufacturer Hates Jezebel Just As Much As Hilton Hotels Corp.
7/30/2007 - Kate Moss: Got Ice Cream?
7/30/2007 - Donatella To Costume The Spice Girls. Our Lives = Complete.
7/30/2007 - Jack Daniels-Loving Amy Winehouse Subtly Flips The Bird
7/30/2007 - Britney Spears' Assistant: Oh, The Stories She Could Tell
7/27/2007 - Enough Already
7/27/2007 - Your Pink Slips Are Showing!
7/27/2007 - When We Grow Up We Want To Be Jackie Collins
7/27/2007 - Who's Afraid Of The Badly-Dressed Princess?
7/27/2007 - Smile, It's Friday
7/27/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: Poor Little Rich Girl
7/27/2007 - Underfed Liz Hurley Makes For Underweight Babies
7/27/2007 - The Flesh-Eating Phonies Also Known As Lace-Front Wigs
7/27/2007 - Jessica Alba Puts On Her Best 'Pretty Bitch' Face
7/27/2007 - Chinese Men So Desperate, Their Relatives Set Them Up With Corpses
7/27/2007 - Tyra Banks' Bad British Accent, Unintentional Backflip
7/27/2007 - Dear Paris Hilton And 2 Out Of 3 Ex-Boyfriends: Pot Makes You Psycho
7/27/2007 - Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson: Hotter Than Brangelina
7/27/2007 - Kathleen Hannah's Pharmacist Won't Sell Her Plan B
7/27/2007 - Violet Affleck Has Crocs In Green Too
7/27/2007 - Washed-Up Former Child Stars (Sort Of) Have Advice for Lindsay Lohan
7/27/2007 - 'Next Big Thing' Shia LeBeouf's Red Carpet Look: Not Hot
7/27/2007 - Thank You For Being A Friend
7/27/2007 - Dear New CEO Of The Gap: A Few Tips From People Who Wear Clothes
7/27/2007 - Nicole Richie: Pregnant Or Poseur?
7/27/2007 - Newsflash! 'Vogue' Magazine Full Of Shit
7/27/2007 - Victoria Beckham Turns Her Back On Bread
7/27/2007 - The 'Harper's Bazaar' Index: August 2007
7/27/2007 - Jennifer Lopez's Pretty Dress, Weird Hair
7/27/2007 - What's Next? Meredith Viera and Matt Lauer Showing Their Top Porn Picks?
7/27/2007 - Jezebel Not Appropriate For Hilton Hotels; Porn Still OK
7/27/2007 - What Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About You
7/27/2007 - Lucy Liu's Shiny Hair, Belt, Bag
7/27/2007 - How Mark Jacobs Motivates At The Gym
7/27/2007 - The Sight Of Michael Vartan Makes Us Spontaneously Ovulate
7/27/2007 - So Is Lindsay Officially Worse Than Paris And Britney Now?
7/27/2007 - Now That Naomi Watts Has Burst, Isla Fisher Is Our Favorite Pregnant Aussie
7/27/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: When In Doubt, Blame The Black Kid
7/26/2007 - The Sad, Sorry, Dog Days Of Summer
7/26/2007 - Lindsay Emergency Call Leaves Us As Confused As It Left The 911 Dispatcher
7/26/2007 - Charlize Theron's Inexplicable, Blue-Beaded Gladiator Sandals
7/26/2007 - Britney Spears & Jon-Benet Weren't Born In Inappropriate Outfits, You Know
7/26/2007 - 'Candyland' Is Right Next To 'Crazytown'
7/26/2007 - John Leguizamo & Son Have Some Scooter-Bonding Time
7/26/2007 - Period Sex: A 'Do' Or A 'Don't'?
7/26/2007 - Not-So-Exclusive (Or Interesting) Shot Of Supposedly-Pregnant Nicole Richie
7/26/2007 - Lily Allen Gives A Blow, Gets A Boot
7/26/2007 - Why Is Dylan McDermott Not On TV Any More? We Miss Him. He's Pretty.
7/26/2007 - Louis Vuitton's Newest Model: Glasnost Glamourpuss
7/26/2007 - Paris Hilton's Infamous Backseat Crying Photo, Reenacted
7/26/2007 - Is A Pair of Jeans 'Ever' Worth $555? 'Marie Claire' Sure Isn't Saying!
7/26/2007 - Eva Longoria Mourns The Many African Children Who Died For Her Engagement Ring
7/26/2007 - Birth Control Is About To Get Much Pricier For 'Girls Gone Wild' Generation
7/26/2007 - Drop The Needle On The Record And Drop A Few Pounds!
7/26/2007 - God, We Love Amy Winehouse
7/26/2007 - Posh? Meet Kettle!
7/26/2007 - Judge Judy Vs. Lindsay Lohan
7/26/2007 - Bono, Penelope, Helena: Lockstep In The Lap Of Luxury
7/26/2007 - Sweatshops? Don't Sweat 'Em! NY Times Columnist Tells 'O' Magazine Readers
7/26/2007 - Whoa, When Did Matt Damon Get Hot?
7/26/2007 - Do Straight Men Really Wear Scents?
7/26/2007 - Catherine Zeta-Jones' Amazing Legs, Hair, Dress... Eh, Fuck Her
7/26/2007 - Spend A Week's Pay On Something You'll Only Wear For A Week Anyway!
7/26/2007 - Lindsay Lohan On Cover Of September 'Elle': Way More Than 'Adequite'
7/26/2007 - Paris Hilton's New Puppy Not Sure What He's Gotten Himself Into
7/26/2007 - Juliette Lewis's Strange Career Trajectory From Crooner To Clothing Model
7/26/2007 - Russell Crowe, Hot Again! (For Now)
7/26/2007 - Jennifer Garner: Beautiful, But We Like Her Better Dressed Down
7/26/2007 - No One In Florida Masturbates NEVER
7/26/2007 - Hilarious Headline Of The Morning
7/26/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Wears Other People's Pants
7/25/2007 - Bunnies & Kitties & Squid, Oh My
7/25/2007 - Matt Damon's Proud Mom, Adorable Daughter
7/25/2007 - Natasha Khan Bats Her Eyelashes
7/25/2007 - Designers Dialing For Dollars
7/25/2007 - Woody Allen Muse Scarlett Johanssson Starting To Look Like Him
7/25/2007 - Do Not Dress Your Child In Designer Clothes
7/25/2007 - White House Dress Code Is A Total Croc
7/25/2007 - Julia Roberts Shocks Normally-Jaded New Yorkers With Wide-Legged Pants
7/25/2007 - British 'Girl Scouts' Learn About Safe Sex, Know Nothing Of Booty-Calls
7/25/2007 - Wonder Woman Ropes 'Lasso Of Truth' Around Hollywood's Starving Starlets
7/25/2007 - Jennifer Lopez Might Be Getting A Little Old For That Exposed Midriff
7/25/2007 - Posh 'N Becks In 'W': A Fag And His Hag
7/25/2007 - Are You There, God? It's Me, Moe...
7/25/2007 - We Shouldn't Have To Buy You Shit Just 'Cause You're Getting Married
7/25/2007 - Paging Ms. Winehouse — Dr. Jezebel Will See You Now
7/25/2007 - Kate Middleton Plays Water Sports While The Rest Of England Drowns
7/25/2007 - 'Funnyman' Dane Cook Does His Best...To Alienate Us
7/25/2007 - Nicole Kidman's Brand-New Big Lips, Brand-New Baby Girl
7/25/2007 - Nicole Richie: Clingy, Small-Breasted, Girlfriend-From-Hell
7/25/2007 - Samantha Ronson And Her New "Friend" Love Guys
7/25/2007 - Like 'Redbook', L'Oréal Loves The Phrase 'Industry Standards'
7/25/2007 - Michelle Rodriguez Could Use Some Of Those Moderation Pills
7/25/2007 - 'OK!' Magazine And Britney Spears Give Us A Bad Case Of Blueballs
7/25/2007 - Anne Hathaway's Absolutely Enormous, Almost Unhuman Eyes
7/25/2007 - The Magic Moderation Pill Lindsay Lohan Should Get Ahold Of
7/25/2007 - Hot Damn: David Beckham Is Smokin'
7/25/2007 - Collector's Item Alert!
7/25/2007 - Rob Schneider As Lindsay Lohan: Hairy Nipples
7/25/2007 - Britney Spears: Too. Much. Coral.
7/25/2007 - Is It Dumb That We're Kind Of Psyched About The Jennifer Lopez Movie?
7/25/2007 - Which Simpson Wore It Best?
7/25/2007 - Naomi Watts Still Improbably Pregnant; Liev Schrieber Still Impossibly Hot
7/25/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: "I Am Innocent"
7/24/2007 - Eddie Murphy Is Loyal — 'Til You Have His Baby
7/24/2007 - British Indie Chanteuse PJ Harvey Gets Makeover, 'Vogue' Style?
7/24/2007 - Pete Doherty, Have We Got A Rebound Candidate For You
7/24/2007 - Fashionable? Or Offensive? We're Going With Offensive
7/24/2007 - Baby Babe: Jordan Spawns A CopyKitten
7/24/2007 - Walk It Out
7/24/2007 - Marcia Cross Plays Pink-Lady Favorites With Her Twin Girls
7/24/2007 - The Bratz Movie Will Be So Good For Feminism, In Case You Can't Tell From All The Shopping And Makeup
7/24/2007 - Motorcycle Manufacturers Hawk Hogs To Women
7/24/2007 - Don't Knock It 'Til You've Tried It
7/24/2007 - Alyssa Milano's Love Of Major-Leaguers Will Get Her Nowhere
7/24/2007 - Another Kind Of Coke Problem: Diet Soda Will Kill You
7/24/2007 - Dear Jezebel, My Daughter Grinds Her Cousins In Public And My Therapist Only Pretends To Care...
7/24/2007 - Paris Hilton: Actually Looking Like An Heiress For Once
7/24/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Probable SCRAM Scam
7/24/2007 - Breaking! Not-So-Exclusive First Pics of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Crying!
7/24/2007 - Gorgeous, Star-Fucking Hillary Clinton Aide Buys Fake Handbag, And Other Stuff 'Vogue' Left Out
7/24/2007 - Paul Rudd + Janeane Garofolo = Our Ultimate Mid-90's Fantasy
7/24/2007 - Helen Gurley Brown Still Alive & Kicking; Still Hates Her Muffin-Top
7/24/2007 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck: As Hateful As She Is Stupid?
7/24/2007 - Joss Stone Rocks The Day-Glo Green Nail Polish
7/24/2007 - Aspiring To Anorexia
7/24/2007 - Panty-Obsessed Perverts Have X-Ray Eyes
7/24/2007 - Now That Sarah Silverman Is On Gap's Payroll, You 'Really' Won't Be Able To Resist Those Khakis...
7/24/2007 - 'Teen Vogue': Where Did It Go Wrong?
7/24/2007 - Whatever Happened To Limos?
7/24/2007 - Anne Hathaway: Refreshingly Not Orange-Skinned
7/24/2007 - Breaking: Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Driving While Lindsay Lohan
7/24/2007 - Britney Spears: It's Not Right, But It's 'OK!'
7/23/2007 - Eva Mendes Doesn't Have To Hate Herself 'Cause She Knows She's Hot
7/23/2007 - Julia Roberts' Orange Halo; Baby; Husband
7/23/2007 - Funny? Or Offensive?
7/23/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: Not Really Doing Anything Interesting
7/23/2007 - How To Get Off... In 10 Minutes Or Less
7/23/2007 - Obligatory Matthew McConaughey Post Of The Day
7/23/2007 - 'Glamour' Editor Looks Like Shit, Sees 'Vogue' Editor On Subway
7/23/2007 - Britney On The Road To Personal Ruin, Hot Flashes
7/23/2007 - White On! Stars Sport Spotless Ensembles
7/23/2007 - A Look Back At "That Not So Fresh Feeling"
7/23/2007 - Valentino's Cute (Weird) Donut And Eclair Swim Trunks
7/23/2007 - Is Big Hair Back?
7/23/2007 - That Faith Hill Photo Wasn't Actually A Photo, 'Redbook' Editor Explains
7/23/2007 - Ugh. Even In Horizontal Stripes, Mary-Kate Still Looks Fresh Out Of Auschwitz
7/23/2007 - Uh-Oh: Is Madonna Spending Too Much Time At The Gym?
7/23/2007 - Jane Pratt Fails To Reinvent Herself As A Sex Object
7/23/2007 - Liv Tyler And Son Milo Both Wear Comfy Converse Sneakers
7/23/2007 - Bra Science: Hope For Those Whose Cups Runneth Over
7/23/2007 - Who's That Dude: Johnny Depp Or John Mayer?
7/23/2007 - Britney's Son Jayden James: He's Alive!
7/23/2007 - 'Elle' Magazine Never Brown-Bags It
7/23/2007 - Who Do You Have To Sleep With To See A Model Doing Coke In This Town?
7/23/2007 - Jennifer Garner's Disturbing Ribcage; Violet's Cute Crocs
7/23/2007 - Where Wal-Mart Went Wrong In Fashion (Hint: All That Cheap Junk Food Didn't Help)
7/23/2007 - Does Heath Ledger Have A Tattoo Of A Pawn Shop Logo?
7/23/2007 - Unlike His Last Wife, Tom Cruise Lets Katie Holmes Wear High Heels
7/23/2007 - 'Redbook' & Faith Hill: Different Day, Same 'Ol Story
7/23/2007 - Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: So Normal!
7/20/2007 - Things That May Or May Not Surprise You: We Don't Like Bush, We Do Like Harry Potter
7/20/2007 - Sharon Stone's Trompe L'Oeil Pregnancy Shirt
7/20/2007 - Martha Stewart Hates 'Fat' Girls
7/20/2007 - Wow, Don't Fuck With Jessica Alba
7/20/2007 - Gisele Bundchen: Love The Girl, Hate The Boyfriend
7/20/2007 - The Week You Gave Us 'Faith' In The Internets
7/20/2007 - Jezebel Pink Slips: Round One
7/20/2007 - Project Runway's Michael Knight's Summer 2007 Sellout
7/20/2007 - Even Dave Navarro Needs To Know What Lindsay And Paris Are Up To
7/20/2007 - Elisabeth Hasselbeck Threatens To Flash Barbara Walters
7/20/2007 - Smart Women, Happy Husbands
7/20/2007 - Heidi Klum: Posh Spice's Bag, Ashlee Simpson's Jeans, K-Fed's Hat
7/20/2007 - Paris Hilton Dating Stoney McStonerson?
7/20/2007 - Dare You To Not Say "Awwww"
7/20/2007 - 'Marie Claire' Sees 'Jane' As Role Model, Requests Model Rolodex
7/20/2007 - McDreamy Looks Just As Confused As We Are As To Where The Hell His Hair Went
7/20/2007 - God Bless Tammy Faye
7/20/2007 - Dear Crunch Fitness: Thanks For Your Forgiveness
7/20/2007 - One Small Step For Sneakers, One Giant Leap For Femalekind
7/20/2007 - The Female Stars Of 80s TV: Dreamgirl Domestics
7/20/2007 - Janice Dickinson Doesn't Care What The Survey Says
7/20/2007 - What's Up With Men And Their Movies?
7/20/2007 - Karl Lagerfeld Tucks Ballsack To The Right; Probably An Optimist!
7/20/2007 - Paging Dr. Jezebel... Amy Winehouse Needs Us, STAT!
7/20/2007 - Naomi Watts & Isla Fisher: Aussie Actresses Match Swollen Bellies, Footwear
7/20/2007 - Dear Kate Moss: You're Too Effing Old For A Miniskirt
7/20/2007 - Keira Knightley: Just Like Us?
7/20/2007 - Britney's New Video Is Going To Be Awesome
7/20/2007 - Hilary Swank Chops It Off
7/20/2007 - Katie Holmes' Look Of Death
7/20/2007 - Hillary Dresses Like A Total Whore
7/20/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Gets Herself A Pair Of Golden Handcuffs
7/19/2007 - Bill Clinton: Come Write With Us
7/19/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: Candy-Colored Cuteness
7/19/2007 - How Eyebrows Explain The World
7/19/2007 - Everyone Needs A Little Tim Gunn
7/19/2007 - Horny? Sure Hope It's Not "Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome"!
7/19/2007 - 'Daryl Hannah Getting A Bit Chunky'???
7/19/2007 - Beckham Style: War Of The Poses
7/19/2007 - Penelope's Sister Monica Cruz and Boyfriend: Caliente!
7/19/2007 - The New Urban Outfitters: I Want To Sell You This Skirt But My Dog Just Died
7/19/2007 - Poor Britney: For Her, This Is A Really Modest Outfit. And Wig!
7/19/2007 - Bongs Are Not A Hit With Mrs. Garrett
7/19/2007 - Where Were You When You Learned Of The Versace Murder?
7/19/2007 - Smelling Like Fruit Is The Pits
7/19/2007 - In Which We Give Christine Coppa Our Seat On The Subway And Immediately Regret It
7/19/2007 - Jessica Alba: Everything But The Leggings
7/19/2007 - Why Is Straight Hair The Epitome Of 'Style'?
7/19/2007 - Petra Nemcova: Stunningly Beautiful, Kinda Annoying
7/19/2007 - The Preciousness Of Zach Braff's Directing Career
7/19/2007 - Tom Cruise: The 'Good' German
7/19/2007 - Congressional Mommies Neglect, Abuse Their Children
7/19/2007 - Is Jen Garner About To Give The Finger?
7/19/2007 - Pink Is The New Flog
7/19/2007 - Tara Reid Was Doing So Well And Now, Well... Good God
7/19/2007 - Levi's Hires Art-World Enfant Terrible Damien "Diamond-Boy" Hirst
7/19/2007 - Posting Porn On Your Enemy's Messageboard Is The New Catfight In The Cafeteria!
7/19/2007 - Jessica Biel: Should She Have Worn Red Shoes?
7/19/2007 - The Easy-Bake Slash & Burn
7/19/2007 - Victoria Beckham Proves There's A Bad Angle For Every Woman
7/19/2007 - The Beckhams: They're Still Here!
7/18/2007 - Oprah Pushing The Finding-A-Moral Agenda A Little Too Hard
7/18/2007 - Model Agyness Deyn Channels Boy George Circa 1986; Does Weird Stuff With Her Feet
7/18/2007 - Maybe If We All Work Together, We Can Stop The Abomination Known As Rachel Zoe
7/18/2007 - Women: Fuck. Multitasking. Already.
7/18/2007 - Whatever Happened To A Nice Pair Of Jeans And Tee?
7/18/2007 - The New 'Take Me Seriously' Pose For Publicly-Shamed Starlets
7/18/2007 - An Alternative To Bratz? Jesus Christ!
7/18/2007 - Why Does Everyone Hate On Kirsten Dunst?
7/18/2007 - African Fashion: It's The New Black!
7/18/2007 - Hi Carmen, Thanks For Sending Me My Stuff...
7/18/2007 - When In Doubt, Just Run The Latest Picture Of Still-Pregnant Naomi Watts
7/18/2007 - The 'Redbook' You Should Have Seen On Newsstands
7/18/2007 - Breaking: Pretty-Boy Hayden Christensen Cleans Up Nicely!
7/18/2007 - Jen Aniston Can't Find Love; Brad Breaks Free; Britney Hates Her Mom
7/18/2007 - 'Cosmo': During Your Period, It's Best To Wear Underwear
7/18/2007 - Save A Woman (And Her Dating Life) From Herself
7/18/2007 - Pretty-Boy Hayden Christensen: Not So Pretty After De-Planing
7/18/2007 - NYC Label Whores Are Suckers; Soaked
7/18/2007 - Oprah Decides: Obama Officially Most Crushworthy Candidate
7/18/2007 - Safe Sex In Japan: Cute & Cummily
7/18/2007 - Memo To Vera Wang: People In Poland Wore Babushkas Light-Ages Before You Sketched Them Up
7/18/2007 - Skinny Ben Affleck Could Use Some Of Daughter Violet's Baby Fat
7/18/2007 - Penelope Cruz Pretends To Design Remarkably Well
7/18/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Top Probably Wasn't So Sheer In The Dressing Room
7/18/2007 - How Famine-Ravaged Nicole Richie Keeps Her Birth Rate Up
7/18/2007 - Victoria Beckham: Just Another Soccer-Mom
7/18/2007 - Britney Spears: Still Making Great Decisions!
7/17/2007 - We Wish We'd Bought A 'Free Winona' T-Shirt Way Back When
7/17/2007 - You Know How, With Couples, There's This Thing Called "Mirroring"? Yeah, Well Fergie's Mirroring A Little Too Close For Comfort. And Wait, Is Her Fly Open???
7/17/2007 - Women Who Bleed More Likely To Wear Dark Colors
7/17/2007 - What Exactly Is David Beckham Reaching For Anyway?
7/17/2007 - Sally Hershberger Stays On Message, Even At Home
7/17/2007 - Our Commenters: Is There Not A Newt Gingrich Amongst You All?
7/17/2007 - Queen Latifah Glows, Shimmers
7/17/2007 - Magazine Editors: Give Us Your Gossip!
7/17/2007 - Matthew McConaughey Does His Best, Sexy/Tough-Guy Face
7/17/2007 - The GAP Admits That, Well, It Sorta Sucks!
7/17/2007 - LOLPosh: She's Alive!
7/17/2007 - Soldiers, Not Just Celebrities, Get Sanitized Too
7/17/2007 - Christina Ricci's Hairstyle Clearly Influenced By Pot-Belly-Fetishizing Chick In 'Pulp Fiction'
7/17/2007 - Drinking Martinis With 'Obama Girl'
7/17/2007 - Dear Mssrs. Klein, Zucker, Moonves, And Oh Yeah, Ailes: About That Faith Hill Picture
7/17/2007 - Sarah Jessica Parker In 'Elle': The Impact Is, Well, Twofold
7/17/2007 - Gwen Stefani Hates Copycats
7/17/2007 - Courtney Love: 'This' Is What Unrealistic Standards Of Beauty Hath Wrought
7/17/2007 - Posh Spice's Show Fails To, Well, Spice Up Our Lives
7/17/2007 - Baby Mama Drama
7/17/2007 - There's A New Beyotch In Town...
7/17/2007 - Faith Hill's 'Redbook' Photoshop Chop: Why We're Pissed
7/17/2007 - Amanda Bynes Wearing Pleather? Leather? Either Way, It's Unacceptable
7/17/2007 - Everyone Should Just Give It Up And Join Us At McDonald's
7/17/2007 - Salma Hayek: The 'Other' Neverending Baby Story
7/17/2007 - Harper's Is Bizarre; H&M Is Where We Shop
7/17/2007 - Rosario Dawson: Adorable Girl (Not Sure About The Boots)
7/17/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Seems Healthy; Not So Sure About The Friend To Her Left
7/17/2007 - Gisele Bundchen: Rich, Troubled, Gorgeous
7/16/2007 - Simpsons Graffiti On Pagan Fields: Cute, But Where's Homer's Cock?
7/16/2007 - Amy Winehouse & Her Enabler Husband: Not So Amusing Anymore
7/16/2007 - Posh Can Has Cheezburger?
7/16/2007 - Responding To 'Redbook''s Cover Lines
7/16/2007 - Bleeding? Insecure? Dying To Sleep With Me? Help Me Jezebel!
7/16/2007 - Is It Just Us Or Does Britney's Mom Look Like A (More) Sober Paula Abdul?
7/16/2007 - The Annotated Guide To Making Faith Hill 'Hot'
7/16/2007 - We Hope We Don't Destroy Faith Hill's Chances With This Gentleman
7/16/2007 - Here's Our Winner! 'Redbook' Shatters Our 'Faith' In Well, Not Publishing, But Maybe God
7/16/2007 - Suri Cruise: Love The Kid, Still Hate The Hair
7/16/2007 - The Hot New Diet: Mouths Wide Shut
7/16/2007 - Jessica Biel: Great Smile, Great Legs, Meh Dress
7/16/2007 - Dear Jezebel: Thanks For Telling Me About That Plan B Stuff. Think I'm Pregnant?
7/16/2007 - Aw, We're Kinda Loving The Newly Married Rebecca Romijn & Jerry O'Connell
7/16/2007 - Alas Poor Cupcake, We Knew Thee Well
7/16/2007 - Catherine Zeta-Jones: Looks Great In Pink, Fascinates Us With Her Inability To Age
7/16/2007 - Jessica Simpson Swimwear: For The Collagen-Lipped, Big-Breasted Woman In All Of Us!
7/16/2007 - Karl Lagerfeld Stays Buttoned Up Even On Vacay; Carries Clutch; Smiles!
7/16/2007 - The Unsluttification Of Bratz?
7/16/2007 - We Just Awarded Someone $10,000 For An Unflattering Celebrity Cover Photo!
7/16/2007 - Heidi Klum's Kid Henry Samuel Rocks His Cute Lil Fro
7/16/2007 - Gonna Take It To The Primary; I Like My Men Like I Like My Coffee
7/16/2007 - Djimon Honsou Is Packing It In For Calvin Klein
7/16/2007 - Day 14: Progress Was Not As Good As We Had Hoped
7/16/2007 - Lindsay Lohan: Another Day, Another Photo Scandal
7/13/2007 - Mommy, Our Heads Hurt
7/13/2007 - All Victoria Beckham Needs To Complete The Look Is A Barbie Dreammobile!
7/13/2007 - Baby Fox. Baby Badger. Discuss.
7/13/2007 - Gender Wars! Brought To You Courtesy Of Milton-Bradley
7/13/2007 - Hints From Hangover Hell; Thanks But No Thanks
7/13/2007 - Meet Your New Favorite Reality Hos
7/13/2007 - When Did Hilary Duff Start Looking Like An Olsen Twin? And Who's That Dude?
7/13/2007 - The Mystery MySpace Message
7/13/2007 - Aww, Look At Adrian Grenier's Cute Little Pot-Belly
7/13/2007 - Can You Masturbate When Other People Are Around?
7/13/2007 - Penelope Cruz, Quick-Change Artist
7/13/2007 - Joy Behar Is Horny For Rhino Love
7/13/2007 - Katie Holmes' Haircut Is Growing On Us (And Her!). Suri's, Er, Not So Much
7/13/2007 - We Are Gay For Samantha Ronson
7/13/2007 - Grandma Whoopi Opens Up A Can 'O Whup-Ass On Perez Hilton
7/13/2007 - Does Brad Pitt Have A Moustache Or Do We Just Still Have The Spins?
7/13/2007 - You've Seen Our Brain On Drugs. This Is Our Brain On What Could Be Construed As A "Cry For Help"
7/13/2007 - Anne Hathaway Looks Perfect... Except For That Douchebag Boyfriend Right Behind Her
7/13/2007 - We Love A Man Who Loves A Tall Woman
7/13/2007 - Will Someone Give Naomi Watts A Shot Of Pitocin Already?
7/13/2007 - OMG What Is It About Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson We Find Sooooo Cute?
7/13/2007 - Reese Witherspoon Is Doing Weird Stuff With Her Lip Again
7/13/2007 - Sadly, Courtney Love Is Probably More Sober Than We Are Today
7/13/2007 - Halston Taps Design Head At Last, Nepotism Surprisingly Not At Play
7/13/2007 - Where The Hell Did That Bump On Jen Garner Come From?
7/13/2007 - Katherine McPhee: Veering Dangerously Close To Jessica Simpson Territory
7/13/2007 - Kimberly Stewart: Hot Mess Without The 'Hot'
7/13/2007 - We See This Dress And Cry For Jessica Biel, Even Though We're Still Totally Mad At Her About That Time She Blew Us Off In College
7/13/2007 - I Like Sienna Miller Better In Her Usual Monochromatic Outfits
7/13/2007 - Why, Oh Why, Is There No Plan B For Hangovers?
7/13/2007 - Scarlett Johansson: Fuck Her.
7/13/2007 - Marcia Cross Looks Relieved That Eva's Wedding Is Finally Over
7/13/2007 - The Beckhams: They're Heeeerrreee
7/13/2007 - Hey Guys, It's Bad Decisions Day! Won't You Join Us For Some Even More-Mindless-Than-Usual Blog Posts?
7/13/2007 - Eva Longoria: Just As Shameless As You Thought She Was
7/12/2007 - Britney As Whitney? God Help Us.
7/12/2007 - 'Cosmo' UK Plays Fast And Loose With Something Other Than That Scrunchie
7/12/2007 - Naomi Watts Looks About As Tired As We Are Of Her Pregnancy
7/12/2007 - Perfect Skin In 365 Grueling Days: The Wonders Of 'Retin-A Micro'
7/12/2007 - Throbbing Heart On
7/12/2007 - Amelia Earheart: The Real-Life Version Of 'Lost'... Without The Polar Bears
7/12/2007 - Lindsay Lohan's Official Leather Alcoholics Anonymous Jacket
7/12/2007 - Partying With The Ill Girls Of 'Missbehave' Magazine
7/12/2007 - Hermione Granger's Freaked-Out Face, Perfect Eyebrows
7/12/2007 - All Dolled Up With No Place To Go
7/12/2007 - Britney, Kevin & Perez Hilton's Poolside Pap Smear
7/12/2007 - Sarah Michelle Gellar Proves That Pink Accessories Aren't Always That Obnoxious
7/12/2007 - Coke Is It
7/12/2007 - Could Going 'Commando' Spell The End Of Civilization?
7/12/2007 - The Defendant Will Plead Not Guilty To Negligent Homicide Of 'Jane'
7/12/2007 - Supermodel Natalia Vodianova: We Know She's Pregnant And All But Jesus Christ
7/12/2007 - Fucking Republicans: As Bad As You Think
7/12/2007 - Ugh. The Beckhams And Their Crazy Outfits Are Now America's Problem
7/12/2007 - No One Pees On The Seats At 'Glamour' Magazine Anymore
7/12/2007 - Forget The Lesbian Lover; What's Up With Michelle Rodriguez's Leather Shinguard?
7/12/2007 - Well, At Least She's Honest?
7/12/2007 - Riding In Cars With Girls
7/12/2007 - Fergie Schools Us In The Nuances Of Product Placement
7/12/2007 - Miss New Jersey's "Raunchy" Photos Revealed AT LAST
7/12/2007 - Kate Moss Sets Fire To Pete Doherty's Poems; Britney Bodyguard Love Affair Continues To Smolder
7/12/2007 - The Vanessa Minnillo-Nick Lachey Of Cute Animal Pictures
7/11/2007 - R.I.P. Lady Bird
7/11/2007 - 'Jane''s Fate Was Written All Over That Shitty Pizza
7/11/2007 - Liv Tyler's Hair (Yes); Leggings (Yes); Bag (Yes); Shoes (Yes); Jacket (Eh)
7/11/2007 - Crap Email From An Ever So Slightly Pretentious Specimen Of Dude
7/11/2007 - China: 1.5 Billion People, All Of Whom Are Total Prudes
7/11/2007 - The Office Annoyance No One Really Talks About
7/11/2007 - Meet A Voguette! Serena Nikkhah Edition
7/11/2007 - Those Rose-Colored Glasses — Er, Stage Gels — Really Do Wonders For Courtney Love
7/11/2007 - Posh Spice Looks Amazingly Hot. Did They Airbrush Some Fat Onto Her Or Something?
7/11/2007 - Our Weekly Roundup Of Celeb Tabs Reveals: Most Celebs Still Thin; Heidi & Spencer Still Offensive
7/11/2007 - Beyonce's Dad Mathew Is Babylicious
7/11/2007 - Cindy Crawford Will Outlive, Out-Age Us All
7/11/2007 - Stiletto Shoes + British Women = Bad News
7/11/2007 - Don't Hate Michelle Pfeiffer Just Because She's 49 And Beautiful
7/11/2007 - iGag Over Designer iPhone Cases
7/11/2007 - 'Glamour' Blogger Stayed Pregnant For Same Inexplicable Reasons The 'Knocked Up' Girl Did
7/11/2007 - Why Are Mike Cherico's Feet Prettier Than Ours?
7/11/2007 - Reese Witherspoon's Lopsided Lip: Simple Stress Or Cold Sores?
7/11/2007 - Jane Pratt Could Maybe Use Some Of Those Drugs Her Baby Went On
7/11/2007 - Beyonce's Crazy 'Clockwork Orange' Eyelashes
7/11/2007 - Xanadu: It's Alive
7/11/2007 - Brittany Murphy: Soccer Mom Above The Neck, Streetwalker Below
7/11/2007 - The Last Valentino Post We'll Do For The Next Week. Promise!
7/11/2007 - Lesby Lohan To Samantha Ronson: Wherefore Art Thou Not Just Another Douchey Himbo Named "Sam"?
7/11/2007 - Smart Phones, Foolish Women
7/11/2007 - Ugh. Ben Affleck Is Getting Carson Daly-Skinny
7/11/2007 - Are Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Finger (Banging) Buddies?
7/11/2007 - Queen Latifah Is One (Admittedly Happy) Hot Mess
7/10/2007 - Our Faith In God Continues To Dwindle If Tori Spelling Is Now A Minister
7/10/2007 - Introducing C-String: The Thong That Goes On Like A Headband!
7/10/2007 - Is It Just Stockholm Syndrome Or Is Fergie Getting Less Annoying?
7/10/2007 - Dear 'Jane' Readers, Explain To Us What You See In 'Nylon'?
7/10/2007 - Women Who Nag Men: They Win!
7/10/2007 - Poking Fun At Courtney Love Is, Sadly, Just Too Easy
7/10/2007 - Business Casual, Schmizness Casual
7/10/2007 - Stilettos: Bad For Feet, Bad For Exercising In, Bad For British Newlyweds
7/10/2007 - An Echo From Long Ago...
7/10/2007 - Is That Actually Nicole Richie? Or Michael Jackson's Other Child, 'Pillow'?
7/10/2007 - TMZ's Harvey Levin Loves Himself A Hooker
7/10/2007 - This Is What Having Sex With Matthew McConaughey — And Three Other Muscleheads — Might Look Like (Side View!)
7/10/2007 - About That 'Other' Women's Magazine Massacre Yesterday
7/10/2007 - Meet Mike, 'Glamour''s New Alyssa. Please Find Us A New Word For 'Douchebag'?
7/10/2007 - It's 95 Degrees In NYC Today So Why Is Sienna Miller In Jeans, Boots, And Sweater Vest?
7/10/2007 - Boys Who Shop For Girls: Chivalrous, Cheating, Or Cross-Dressing?
7/10/2007 - Mary-Kate Olsen's Shoes, Starbucks Cup Bigger Than Her Friggin' Head
7/10/2007 - Cummit Round Two: The Post-Blowjob Makeout — Does He Get All Gay About It?
7/10/2007 - Britney Spears' Nipples Do An Impressive Downward-Dog
7/10/2007 - How To Get Sexually-Harassed At The Office... Without Breaking A Sweat!
7/10/2007 - Jane On 'Jane': See What Happens When I Leave And They Let Someone Almost As Old And Experienced As Me Run The Magazine?
7/10/2007 - Tina Knowles Wants To Make Our Old, Fat Asses Look Bootylicious
7/10/2007 - McSteamy In The Doghouse With A Mad-Looking Missus
7/10/2007 - Teri Hatcher Desperate To Ruin Eva Longoria's Special Day
7/10/2007 - Scarlett & Woody, AKA Beauty And The Beast
7/9/2007 - Men Make Women Do The Darndest Things
7/9/2007 - Elizabeth Hurley + Valentino = Does This Woman Age?
7/9/2007 - Chinese Weight Loss Patch Sucks Out 26 Unwanted Chelsea Clinton Pounds THROUGH HER SKIN
7/9/2007 - Now, Then, & Always: Valentino Couture at 45
7/9/2007 - Only Reese Witherspoon Can Scratch Her Ass And Make It Look Cute
7/9/2007 - What Will You Read Instead Of 'Jane'? Presuming, Er, You Read 'Jane'...
7/9/2007 - Eva Mendes + Valentino: Who Is This Classy Babe?
7/9/2007 - Has Orlando Bloom Gone The Way Of The Once-Hot Jude Law?
7/9/2007 - Claire Danes + Valentino = Only Moderately Blank-Faced
7/9/2007 - Why 'Jane' Folded: Think Its Readers Were Just Too Poor, Pissy, And Devoid of Aspirations?
7/9/2007 - Muscleheads: Good For Sex, Maybe Not For Marriage?
7/9/2007 - Anne Hathaway + Valentino = Kinda Awkward
7/9/2007 - Why Do Women Take So Long To Get Ready? People Ask, And No One Answers
7/9/2007 - Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell's Tandem Twosome
7/9/2007 - 'Jane' Magazine Gets Jettisoned: The Meaningless Memos
7/9/2007 - Uma Thurman + Valentino = Hot Damn
7/9/2007 - At Least 'Jane' Probably Wouldn't Have Called It A 'Breezy Global-Chic Scarf'
7/9/2007 - Matt Lauer Really, Really Wants To Know What's Up With Miss New Jersey
7/9/2007 - The Two Bitches Who Left 'Jane' — Er, 'Jill' — To Die
7/9/2007 - While In L.A., Heidi Klum Goes Green By Using Only 2 Nannies For Her 3 Kids
7/9/2007 - Sarah Jessica Parker + Valentino = Outrageously Frumpy
7/9/2007 - Japanese Men Like Their Women Really Subservient; Made Entirely Of Silicone
7/9/2007 - Jessica Alba Is About To Get A Lot Of Doctored Photos Sent To Her iPhone
7/9/2007 - Liev Schrieber's Scary-Sexy Dirty Look
7/9/2007 - Jennifer Esposito To Play Subjugated Second-Fiddle To Val Kilmer's Hero
7/9/2007 - Fred Thompson's Quietly Hot Wife: Once A Lot Less Quiet!
7/9/2007 - Gwen Stefani's Stupid Hipster Hairdo, Cute Kid
7/9/2007 - Eva Longoria: Bridal Accessory Bridezilla?
7/9/2007 - This Is What It Might Look Like To Have Sex With Matthew McConaughey
7/9/2007 - Lindi Hingston Feels Pete Doherty's Guilt For Him
7/9/2007 - Katie Couric: Probs A Bitch, Definitely A Slapper
7/9/2007 - If Halle Berry's Not Pregnant, She's Sure Having Fun Pretending She Is
7/6/2007 - And Again We Say: Paris Hilton Must Be Stopped
7/6/2007 - Yeah, We Were Gonna Say Something Obvious And Cliched About Bad British Teeth But You Know What? Amy Winehouse Looks Kinda Cute. As Does Her Doting, Pot-Bellied Dad.
7/6/2007 - Latest 'Anthropologie' Catalog Arrives; Thank God It's Payday!
7/6/2007 - Lindsay Practices Her Lines — "My Name Is Lindsay And I'm An Alcoholic" — On Way To AA Meeting
7/6/2007 - My Martha Stewart Fantasy: Let's Bake A Cake!
7/6/2007 - Jennifer Garner: She's Baaaack.
7/6/2007 - Apparently The Rest Of The World Is Obsessed With The Saccharine Pop Beats Of 'Hannah Montana' Too
7/6/2007 - Venus Williams To Go For Wimbledon Singles Title #4
7/6/2007 - Tyra Banks: Love It Or Weave It
7/6/2007 - 'Glamour' Pregger Blogger Has A History Of TMI
7/6/2007 - Roman-Catholic Cardinals, Sienna Miller In Major Standoff
7/6/2007 - 'Harry Potter' Actress Emma Watson Not Afraid To Use The 'F-Word'
7/6/2007 - Men Who Shop Are Just Really, Really Manly
7/6/2007 - The Spice Girls: Good For Girls, Fucked-Up Hollywood Starlets
7/6/2007 - When Exposing Selves To Sun, Many People Use Sunscreen
7/6/2007 - Once, We Paint-Bombed Crunch Fitness. Today, We're Shilling For Them. Funny, That!
7/6/2007 - The Consequences Of Pull-Outs (The Sex Kind)
7/6/2007 - Nicky Hilton + Horizontal Stripes = Awkward
7/6/2007 - Paris Hilton On 'Larry King Live': The Rock Opera
7/6/2007 - Michelle Williams' Hair Cuter Today, Heath Ledger's Not So Much
7/6/2007 - DailyCandy Says No To Lexapro, Yes To Lather
7/6/2007 - Britney Spears's Amy Winehouse-Inspired Hairdo
7/6/2007 - Abusive Boyfriends: That's What Friends Are For!
7/6/2007 - Britney Spears Is Stubborn, Sweet... Hopefully Not Pregnant
7/6/2007 - Paris Hilton Must Be Stopped
7/6/2007 - Meet Snorg Tees Alice, The Accessible Internet-Famous Jessica Biel
7/6/2007 - Newly-Minted Movie Star Katherine Heigl Can Do No Wrong
7/6/2007 - Paris And Lindsay Make Peace; Britney's New BF Is Off The Sauce But On The Crack
7/6/2007 - Even In Paris, Eva Longoria Is All About The Cheesy, White Stretch Limos
7/5/2007 - Al Gore Not Running For President, Son In Rehab: Coincidence? We Think Not
7/5/2007 - Why Mark Cuban Won't Be Leaving His Wife For Moe Anytime Soon
7/5/2007 - Rhapsody In Beige: Givenchy Fall 2007 Couture
7/5/2007 - Guy Ritchie's Haircut (Nay) & Adopted Son (Yea)
7/5/2007 - Girls Who (Dress) Like Boys Who (Dress) Like Girls: Gaultier Fall 2007 Couture
7/5/2007 - Getting A Girl Pregnant: Kind Of Like Halo! A Man's Quest, In Two Parts
7/5/2007 - Uma Thurman Makes It Easy For Paparazzi To Identify Her Kids
7/5/2007 - Jessica Biel Shits. And Bleeds. And Farts. Get Over It.
7/5/2007 - Stoli And Silks: Lacroix Fall 2007 Couture
7/5/2007 - Bad News For Eva Longoria: French Men Maybe Not So Good In The Sack
7/5/2007 - Do These People Ever Work? Matt, Ben, Jen, Etc. 'Still' In Hawaii
7/5/2007 - Taking Adderall Makes Me Hump Like A Guy
7/5/2007 - Is Sienna Miller's Walk Of Shame Due To P. Diddy Or Those Sneakers?
7/5/2007 - Waist Not: Armani Prive Fall 2007 Couture
7/5/2007 - Daryl Hall & John Oates Get Us All Wet
7/5/2007 - Michelle Williams: Bad Haircut Or Awkward In-Between Stage?
7/5/2007 - You Know How Kinda Fat Used To Be The Beauty Ideal Or Something? Well Okay But This Is Gross
7/5/2007 - The Patriarchy Has Fucked Up Courtney Love's Face. And Fucked It Up Bad.
7/5/2007 - Could You Come If You Had To Look At Nick Lachey's Sex Face? A Poll
7/5/2007 - Chanel Couture Fall 2007 Matches Masturbatory Cleverness With Nouveau-Burka Style
7/5/2007 - Clitoral Mutilation: Not Just For African Girls
7/5/2007 - Just Like A 'Jessica'! Jessica Biel Loves Her Some Pretty Bitches
7/5/2007 - Who Knew? 'Bitchslapping' Sounds An Awful Lot Like Serena Vs. Sharapova
7/5/2007 - Don't You Hate Those Houseguests Who Soil All Your Panties?
7/5/2007 - Thandie Newton + Red Dress + Much-Needed 5 Lbs. = One Hot Mama
7/5/2007 - Karl Lagerfeld And Claudia Schiffer: Divas Separated At Birth?
7/5/2007 - Did Jim Carrey Get Hot Or Is It Just Jenny McCarthy On His Arm?
7/5/2007 - Britney Spears Writes Filial Poetry; Owen Wilson Writes Genius
7/5/2007 - July 4 Was Not Exactly An Ugly Day For Hollywood
7/4/2007 - Al Gore III Likes Pot, Valium, Vicodin, Xanax, Adderall, And The Environment
7/3/2007 - Christina Aguilera To Bring "Dirrty", "Beautiful" Babe Into The World
7/3/2007 - God Bless America
7/3/2007 - Anna Wintour And Carine Roitfeld's Daughters Are Both Prettier, More Nourished Than Their Moms. Do They Hate Each Other Anyway?
7/3/2007 - Well, That's One Way To Put It: 'Jackass' Star/Womanizer Johnny Knoxville Cites "Irreconcilable Differences" In Recently Filed Divorce Documents
7/3/2007 - Jude Law Got Hot Again... Except For, Um, That Hand
7/3/2007 - It's Official: Jessicas — From Alba To Z — Suck
7/3/2007 - Courteney Cox Spends Quality Time With Daughter Coco (20+ Feet Behind Her)
7/3/2007 - Memo To 'Age Of Love''s Mark Philippoussis: Can You At Least Pretend That You Care About Something (Anything?!) Other Than Breasts?
7/3/2007 - Men Are From Mars And This Dude Is From Fucking Hades
7/3/2007 - Julia Roberts Strangely (Sadly!) Hidden Behind Black Clothing, Piece Of Paper
7/3/2007 - You Will Hate Elizabeth Gilbert For Making You Love 'Eat, Pray, Love'
7/3/2007 - Lily Allen Works The Wig, And Works It Well
7/3/2007 - There's A Singing Cowgirl In All Of Us; Why Won't Steve Jobs Listen?
7/3/2007 - Dear Kate Beckinsale: We Get It. You Like Having Sex With Your Husband.
7/3/2007 - Why We Hate 'Making Love'
7/3/2007 - Joe Francis Sued In Shocking Sexual Harrassment Case
7/3/2007 - Madonna's Visible Circulatory System: Are Hand-Veins The New Clavicles?
7/3/2007 - Farts Are Funny! Except, You Know, At The Gym, During Sex, Etc.
7/3/2007 - Our New Look
7/3/2007 - Dear Vincent (Vinny?) From Season 3 Of 'Project Runway'
7/3/2007 - Jessica Biel: Hiding From Paparazzi Or Flaunting Her Designer Fashions?
7/3/2007 - Past Tense Perfect: Floating Through History With Dior Couture
7/3/2007 - The Subliminable Messages Behind First Daughter Chick Lit
7/3/2007 - Jewel Kilcher's Cute Outfit Cruelly Upstaged By Longtime Boyfriend's Cowboy Hat
7/3/2007 - Procter & Gamble Loves Clean Teeth, Hates Dirty Thoughts
7/3/2007 - How To Pee Standing Up
7/3/2007 - We Bet Caroline Kennedy Lets Her Daughter Eat The Cool-Whip She Was Denied
7/3/2007 - Style Ditto: Shove Over Lily Allen, Look Who's Coming To 'New Look'!
7/3/2007 - Prince William Looks Past Kanye West; Obviously Doesn't Care About Black People
7/3/2007 - From Now On, Lindsay Lohan Is Legally Drunk
7/3/2007 - Lindsay Lohan Looking Great... Except For That Orange Accessory Known As 'Dina Lohan'
7/2/2007 - No Jail For Libby, No Hot Wife For Salman, and Pam Anderson Lived To See 40: What Kind Of A World Do We Live In?
7/2/2007 - Just Call Us Alpha Guttermouths
7/2/2007 - Vanessa Minnillo Is Hardcore
7/2/2007 - Gimpy Serena Williams Doesn't Let The Terrorists Win
7/2/2007 - Never Trust A Man In A Turtleneck
7/2/2007 - In Which We Get Closure With Self-Promotional Whore David Seaman
7/2/2007 - Even In Love, Claire Danes Looks Bored
7/2/2007 - Would You Fuck The New 'Jake'?
7/2/2007 - The Old Country: Motherland of Style?
7/2/2007 - Your Coworker With The Candy And Cookies Is Trying To Make You Fat
7/2/2007 - How Our Generation Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love Sexual Harrassment
7/2/2007 - A Little Over A Month Old, And Already We're Feeling Fat
7/2/2007 - Flip-Flops Out, Orthopaedics In
7/2/2007 - Crap Emails: Now For You To Poop On
7/2/2007 - Just What Britney Needs: Another Baby To Take Care Of
7/2/2007 - Check Out The Head On Liv's Kid!
7/2/2007 - 'Teen Vogue' Reverses Position On Food Consumption
7/2/2007 - Matthew McConaughey's Antics Are Getting A Little Old
7/2/2007 - Kate Moss Sheds Her Agent Provocateur Skivvies
7/2/2007 - Scary Psycho Peter Braunstein Confirms That Manhattan Fashion Magazine Editors Are Drunk On Power, Cristal
7/2/2007 - Paris Hilton Possibly Cheating On New Boyfriend 'The Bible' With A Cutie Named 'The Koran'
7/2/2007 - Julia Roberts Got Slim Fast
7/2/2007 - Happy Birthday, Lindsay!