2/27/2007 - Jen Garner is SOOOO not going to like this
2/27/2007 - Where The Wild Things Are...
2/27/2007 - Celeb Roundup: Michelle Williams May Have Finally Got A Clue
2/27/2007 - Year of the Living Dolls, Part IV
2/27/2007 - Hating Gwyneth Paltrow
2/27/2007 - Fashion Roundup.
2/27/2007 - Bad Day Bunny
2/27/2007 - Pussy Whip
2/27/2007 - Children of Men
2/26/2007 - Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Daddy's Girl
2/26/2007 - Toxic Bachelor
2/26/2007 - Bad Day Bunny
2/26/2007 - Pussy Whip
2/26/2007 - Hating Gwyneth Paltrow
2/26/2007 - Year of the Living Dolls, Part III
2/26/2007 - Fashion Roundup.
2/26/2007 - Celeb Roundup: Paris Hilton, Millennial Typhoid Mary?
2/23/2007 - Fashion Roundup.
2/22/2007 - Tea and Sympathy
2/22/2007 - Hating Gwyneth Paltrow
2/22/2007 - Keeping Score On The Jane Magazine Virgin
2/22/2007 - So Many Cads, So Little Time.
2/22/2007 - Fashion's Cunty Cryptkeeper
2/22/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/22/2007 - News Roundup
2/22/2007 - Fashion Roundup.
2/22/2007 - At least she's wearing nice shoes.
2/22/2007 - Odds and Sods
2/22/2007 - We could all learn a thing or two from Craig.
2/22/2007 - We certainly feel HER pain.
2/22/2007 - This was probably a really great idea about five years ago. Now, probably not so much.
2/22/2007 - Hell No, Popozao!
2/22/2007 - And you thought Chucky was scary.
2/22/2007 - There's a bonus J-Lo conspiracy theory in there somewhere, too.
2/22/2007 - She's not fat, she's big boned.
2/22/2007 - Completely un-gay Marcia Cross has twins, after omitting precautionary sofa-jumping stage.
2/22/2007 - Mother of the year.
2/22/2007 - We always suspected you peed in the shower.
2/21/2007 - Courteney Cox is Kinda Funny.
2/21/2007 - Posh Spice Dares to Fuck With Fashion Royalty
2/21/2007 - Hating Gwyneth Paltrow.
2/21/2007 - Britney Spears: Comfortably Numb?
2/21/2007 - Celebs in the Shitter
2/21/2007 - Pussy Whip
2/21/2007 - You're not fat, just fucked.
2/21/2007 - Personally, we'd rethink the publicity campaign on this one.
2/21/2007 - When bad clothes happen to beautiful women.
2/21/2007 - If only Liz Hurley were Thai. The world would have been spared so much.
2/21/2007 - This woman actually makes us regret every nasty thing we ever said about Britney. That takes some doing.
2/21/2007 - We bought a bridge from a nice man in San Francisco once, too.
2/21/2007 - Getting down to some dirty Geek lovin'.
2/21/2007 - Can't wait to see what Bill O'Reilly makes of this.
2/21/2007 - Let's face it, dear, the singing thing's kinda over.
2/21/2007 - I shot a woman in the Punjab, just to watch her die.
2/21/2007 - In the unlikely event that we ever get laid more than once, by the same man, ever again......
2/21/2007 - Can't sleep, clowns will get me.
2/20/2007 - Brody Jenner: Kid In A Candy Store
2/20/2007 - Year of the Living Dolls.
2/20/2007 - Critic To Oprah: You're Full of Shit
2/20/2007 - Crush Of the Day: Craig Ferguson
2/20/2007 - We Couldn't Have Said It Any Better.
2/20/2007 - Yup, Brett Ratner's Still a Jerk.
2/20/2007 - National Velvet.
2/19/2007 - Dylan McDermott's Wife: Kind Of An Idiot.
2/19/2007 - March 2007 MagHag: Glamour
2/19/2007 - March 2007 MagHag: Cosmopolitan
2/19/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/19/2007 - All About Women: Various and Sundry.
2/19/2007 - Creepy But Taken-Out-of-Context Quote Of The Day
2/19/2007 - We Don't Understand Selma Blair.
2/19/2007 - Caption Obvious takes a bow.
2/19/2007 - All the crap that's fit to print!
2/19/2007 - It's not just Cameron who could do with a facial.
2/19/2007 - Funny. We always figured you had nothing in common with Paris Hilton. Guess we were wrong.
2/19/2007 - We're feeling our age.
2/19/2007 - Reality check.
2/19/2007 - Even better than the real thing.
2/19/2007 - We want to have sex with this man.
2/19/2007 - We hate you. You remind us of our ex-boyfriend.
2/19/2007 - If Cameron Diaz said it, we'd actually believe her.
2/19/2007 - Well done. We suppose.
2/19/2007 - We suddenly fancy a walk. On ice. In Long Island.
2/19/2007 - If only she had decent bone structure, we feel this could work.
2/18/2007 - March '07 MagHag: Marie Claire Full of Marc Jacobs Whores Just Like Everyone Other Magazine. Plus: Introducing MagHag Stickers!
2/17/2007 - Speechless.
2/16/2007 - Celeb roundup.
2/16/2007 - Well, She Says Her Favorite Color Is Pink...
2/16/2007 - Agreed!
2/16/2007 - One Reason NOT to Move to Europe.
2/16/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/16/2007 - Girl Crush: Soledad O'Brien
2/16/2007 - Someone Lock This Crazy Bitch Up Already.
2/16/2007 - We May Rethink That Trip to Alabama.
2/16/2007 - The Day We've Been Dreading.
2/16/2007 - Sweet Chastity.
2/16/2007 - But we really DO need a new sofa darling. I burned the old one as soon as I heard about this.
2/16/2007 - Beauty without financial cruelty.
2/16/2007 - Slap happy!
2/16/2007 - Paris goes to Austria, is puzzled by lack of kangaroos.
2/16/2007 - Never work with children or animals.
2/16/2007 - Oh Kelly. What went wrong?
2/16/2007 - It's not all bad news.
2/16/2007 - Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
2/16/2007 - Must. Not. Think. Bad. Thoughts.
2/16/2007 - Nerds are sexy. It's finally official.
2/16/2007 - Our future husband.
2/15/2007 - We Must Admit: The Girl's Got Cojones.
2/15/2007 - You Must Be Fucking Kidding.
2/15/2007 - Fashion round-up.
2/15/2007 - Tabitha Soren Suffering from Postpartum Depression, Headstrong Children
2/15/2007 - Got 'Im!
2/15/2007 - R.J. Reynolds Thinks Women Are Superficial. They May Be Right.
2/15/2007 - Rest in Peace, Slipper Lady.
2/15/2007 - Celeb roundup
2/15/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/15/2007 - You won't be told, will you?
2/15/2007 - There's a good reason why we don't *do* white. Before or after Labor day.
2/15/2007 - He'll be feeling a bit wuff this morning.
2/15/2007 - Hair is the new black. That's our story and we're sticking to it.
2/15/2007 - Tough love.
2/15/2007 - No-one loves us. We don't care. We have wine.
2/15/2007 - You ain't no size zero for starters, Sean.
2/15/2007 - And we thought killer make-up went out with the Elizabethans.
2/15/2007 - There's always next year.
2/15/2007 - A horrible symmetry.
2/15/2007 - The new 77-year-old kid on the Youtube block.
2/15/2007 - Just stay away from Ryan Seacrest, honey.
2/14/2007 - Beyonce's Getting It From Both Ends
2/14/2007 - Sperm Wars.
2/14/2007 - More Reasons to Move to Europe.
2/14/2007 - Sexy At Any Age!
2/14/2007 - Oh. My. God.
2/14/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/14/2007 - V-Day Love Roundup
2/14/2007 - It's The Side-of-The-Building Thing That Troubles Us.
2/14/2007 - And they say romance is dead!
2/14/2007 - They're laughing with you, not at you. For sure.
2/14/2007 - Freak show.
2/14/2007 - You're not a very good actress, you're not dating Jude Law anymore, so kindly just go away.
2/14/2007 - We're going to tell daddy on you!
2/14/2007 - In today's inexplicable news....
2/14/2007 - Service journalism at its finest.
2/14/2007 - When Agony Aunts go wild.
2/14/2007 - We're unimpressed, frankly.
2/14/2007 - Hair today, hair tomorrow.
2/14/2007 - Happy Fucking Valentines Day, bitches.
2/13/2007 - End of Days.
2/13/2007 - The Problem With Chick-Lit.
2/13/2007 - Bag Ladies.
2/13/2007 - Today in Catalogs: Inaugural Issue of Anthropologie Print; Delia's
2/13/2007 - Sharon Stone, Still Crazy After All These Years.
2/13/2007 - Free clothes, free booze, and now free food.
2/13/2007 - Get Smart.
2/13/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/13/2007 - Oh the agony.
2/13/2007 - Love's young dream. Not.
2/13/2007 - We don't know about you but we're desperate enough to do it.
2/13/2007 - Lucky Magazine Seems Insecure
2/13/2007 - Prada schmada.
2/13/2007 - Take that, pasta-munchers!
2/13/2007 - We bet SHE'S got sugar-tits!
2/13/2007 - Lordy Lordy.
2/13/2007 - Fat is STILL a feminist issue.
2/13/2007 - It was a nice idea.
2/13/2007 - Burn the witch!
2/13/2007 - And we didn't wear leggings either. So there.
2/13/2007 - We sure hope there's a God.
2/12/2007 - Yes Girls, Even Your Vagina is Fat & Ugly.
2/12/2007 - End of Days.
2/12/2007 - Vogue Disrupts Normal Publishing-Industry Segregation: Plans To Put Black Woman on Cover of March Issue
2/12/2007 - Today in Catalogs: Garnet Hill, Brooks Brothers
2/12/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/12/2007 - The gift of giving.
2/12/2007 - There's no rhyme in the English language for Orange.
2/12/2007 - Let us honor the fallen.
2/12/2007 - Ding dong, the witch is dead.
2/12/2007 - Just give us a candle and WE'LL do it, for Chrissakes.
2/12/2007 - Liposuction at its most efficient.
2/12/2007 - We've got our tinfoil hats on today.
2/12/2007 - Someone get us the eye-bleach, pronto.
2/12/2007 - Take that, you big old meany mean things!
2/12/2007 - It's STILL got less calories than chocolate.
2/12/2007 - Let's have a knees-up!
2/12/2007 - Is it because I is crazy?
2/11/2007 - Amanda Stetson Perplexes Us
2/11/2007 - She Gives Love a Bad Name...
2/9/2007 - Girl Crush: Sarah Paulson
2/9/2007 - Bad Day Bunny.
2/9/2007 - Form an orderly queue of liars over there, please.
2/9/2007 - It's got less calories than chocolate.
2/9/2007 - You get what you pay for, obviously.
2/9/2007 - In today's not gonna happen news.........
2/9/2007 - Life's too short to eat.
2/9/2007 - You can have your cake and eat it. Just remember to vomit it up afterwards.
2/9/2007 - A tight squeeze.
2/9/2007 - Hey Britney! Shit your pants! It's all the rage!
2/9/2007 - There's a silver lining to this cloud.
2/9/2007 - Killing her softly with his song. Allegedly.
2/9/2007 - Exclusive! Victoria Beckham speaks. Or her lips move. Or something.
2/9/2007 - Well, she's certainly big news now.
2/8/2007 - More proof that men are evil.
2/8/2007 - Today in Catalogs: Sur La Table
2/8/2007 - MagHag: Lucky, March 2007
2/8/2007 - The problem with personal trainers...
2/8/2007 - Keeping it all in proportion.
2/8/2007 - The universal language.
2/8/2007 - U.S. Moves Closer to Skinny, Shitty Utopia
2/8/2007 - We do service journalism too, you know.
2/8/2007 - It's Called Depression, Dumbass.
2/8/2007 - Breakfast at Tiffany.com
2/8/2007 - Yes, we know this picture isn't Cathy Horyn, but it's what comes up if you search for. And it's how we picture her, actually.
2/8/2007 - She'll be walking in no time!
2/8/2007 - George Bush doesn't care about vaginas.
2/8/2007 - My mother was right about you!
2/8/2007 - Americans call them 'rubbers' sometimes, we hear. Ah, the comic possibilities.
2/8/2007 - But she does have the world's pertest bottom. We'll give her that.
2/8/2007 - Kiss me baby, six more times.
2/7/2007 - Porn for Preppies.
2/7/2007 - Today in Catalogs: Urban Outfitters, Williams-Sonoma Home
2/6/2007 - The Daily Show: Wine, carbs and crotch shots
2/6/2007 - Extra, extra: Stinky fashion and Alyssa Milano, sports slut
2/5/2007 - MagHag: Allure, February 2007
2/5/2007 - Oh Cate, we hardly knew ye...