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At least that's what we think Sophie B. Hawkins said. Slate, why must you tease us so?

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Here is the reported dialogue between Sophie B. Hawkins and former RNC chair Michael Steele:

She explained her political philosophy to him.

"I'm not a conservative," said Hawkins, "but I'd like to [expletive] Sarah Palin."

Steele reacted quickly. "Well, she's very attractive," he said.

The occasion was a party co-sponsored by Andrew Breitbart and GOProud; the latter's presence had irked social conservatives. Clearly, their fears are already becoming true — at least if the feeling with Palin were mutual.

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