In an interview with The Fashion Informer blog, Barney's Creative Director responded to the seemingly innocuous question of "What did you eat for breakfast this morning?" with the earth-shattering, mind-blowing, Judith Butler-like answer of "Oatmeal with blueberries. I am very health foody and lesbian and crunchy."

You heard it here first. Er, second. Simon Doonan eats oatmeal. And is a total dyke.

To come: Follow-up about how this affects his sex life with Jonathan Adler.

Random Questions For... [The Fashion Informer via Fashion Week Daily]