This weekend, a rag-tag band of a-list celebrities gathered together to celebrate a movie about fighting robots in which they had acted. For some reason, almost every woman wore pink. Hugh Jackman did the Wolverine pose a few times, and Jennifer Lawrence almost fell over (again).
Let us take a look:
Here's Jennifer Lawrence — NOT IN DIOR, which is shocking — wearing a velvet jacquard Jason Wu slip gown. It's not the most exciting garment in the universe, but still very lovely. She also did a new thing with her hair, which I am very into.
YAAAAAAS, ELLEN PAGE. She's wearing a Band of Outsiders tuxedo jacket and leather pants by Saint Laurent. Perfect.
Emma Roberts opted for a pretty pink pencil dress by Katie Ermilio. As was the case with Jennifer Lawrence, this look is a bit bland — I can't help but feel like it's missing jewelry, or something.
More pink. TV presenter Louise Roe wore a fuchsia blazer that did not quite match her shoes; Famke Janssen wore a bright cocktail dress by J. Mendel; Zosia Mamet continued the Red Carpet Formal Crop Top trend quite adeptly.
Some stunning couples: Sir Patrick Stewart and his wife Sunny Ozell, in Dolce and Gabbana; Peter Dinklage and his wife Erica Schmidt; Shawn Ashmore and his wife Dana Wasdin.
TV personality Rocsi looked very Kim Kardashian-esque in a monochrome pencil skirt/elegant crop top combination; Fan Bingbing was obviously the best dressed because she wore a gown with a feather cape; Lyndie Greenwood went much more casual in a printed party romper.
Some men: Michael Fassbender in a three-piece suit; James Marsden in plaid; Evan Peters looking bold in turquoise.
In better-fitting suits, we have Hugh Jackman; Nicholas Hoult (who was not once photographed with Jennifer Lawrence, sorry); and Booboo Stewart, who has officially beaten Jared Leto for the coveted title of Best Flowing Locks, Man Category.
I don't know why, but there were no full-body photos of James McAvoy. WAS HE GOING FULL TUMNUS BELOW THE WAIST? Probably.
In closing, look how much fun Hugh Jackman had!
Images via Getty.
DISCUSSION
OK, I'm going to have to take Ellen Page to task here. I think it's a great look, but Imma need her to try a little harder. First, get a shirt that fits and second, tuck that shit in.
Also, can we please talk about the snake in the living room? Yes, Michael Fassbinder, we know you have a dick. We've all seen it. Congratulations on your penis. It's lovely. Now stop.