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Sienna Miller & (Married Man) Balthazar Getty: It's On

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  • The latest on Sienna Miller is that she had "secret dates" with Balthazar Getty before breaking up with Rhys Ifans. Balthazar, as you may know, is the son of Jean Paul Getty III, who was kidnapped in 1973 and had his ear sliced off and mailed to a newspaper. His grandfather JP Getty was once one of the richest men in the world. Balthazar is married. He has four kids, the youngest of whom was born in October 2007. So. If this romance is true, it may be ill-advised. [The Sun]
  • Balthazar's wife is "furious" and speaking with divorce lawyers today. [Mirror]
  • Guess who is helping Sienna's ex, Rhys Ifans, get over his breakup? Kate Moss. [The Sun]
  • This video is of Amy Winehouse throwing elbows and punches during her Glastonbury performance on Saturday night. Apparently some idiot tried to grab her hair. If so, this person got off easy. [BBC News]
  • This report says someone tried to grab Amy's breasts. [CNN]
  • At the concert, apparently Amy started out confident but ended up "forgetful, slurry and angry." [The Sun]
  • At Nelson Mandela's birthday show on Friday night, Amy rhymed "free Nelson Mandela" with "free Blakey, my fella." [Daily Express]
  • Amy's antics sorta overshadowed the fact that Jay-Z, the first hip-hop artist to headline the Glastonbury festival, had a great show. [Guardian]
  • Beyoncé attended Glastonbury and watched the hubs perform. [Daily Mail]
  • Oh, and you know how Noel Gallagher was like, it's wrong to have hip-hop at Glastonbury? Well, Jay opened his set with a cover of Oasis' "Wonderwall." And Hova played guitar. [Concrete Loop]
  • By the by, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are "eroding children's moral values." [Telegraph]
  • Amy Winehouse hates Kanye West; Kanye says "Now I've really made it!!! LOL!!!" [Socialite Life]
  • So yeah, after Jessica Simpson wore that "Real Girls Eat Meat" T-shirt, PETA was effing pissed. But! Did Jess only wear it to mock Tony Romo's ex, Carrie Underwood, who is a vegetarian? [The First Post]
  • Guess who else is pissed about Jessica's shirt? Pamela Anderson. She says "I think [Jess] is a bitch and whore." Me-ouch! [The Sun]
  • What's this? Steven Tyler's rehab stay wasn't just for foot pain? He was hooked on pain and sleep meds? Really? Never would have guessed. [Breitbart]
  • Holy shit: Britney at the MTV Awards? Maybe? Getting a second chance? This is an amazing country we live in. [Yahoo News]
  • Meanwhile: Over the weekend, Britney had a 12-hour overnight visit with her sons. Oh, and Kevin Federline's working on a song called "Daddy's Home." [E!]
  • Does Lindsay Lohan have a secret half sister? Michael Lohan hooked up with some woman named Kristi like 12 years ago. [Yahoo News]
  • Kristi says: "My daughter has a right to know who her father is - and it's Michael." The kid in question, Ashley, is 13, poor thing. [Perez Hilton]
  • Nicole Kidman is compiling music to listen to while she's in labor: Keith Urban and famous Irish flautist Sir James Galway are on her (snoozeworthy?) mix CD. []
  • Guy Ritchie has vowed to save his marriage, claims this paper. He's "terrified" he will see less of Rocco if he and Madonna split. [Mirror]
  • Friday night Madonna, her three kids and Carlos Leon went to Sabbath services at the Kabbalah Centre in New York. Where was Guy? In London. [People]
  • Guy Ritchie's mom says "there is no divorce," but what does she know? [Telegraph]
  • Is Guy Ritchie trying to get marriage advice from Trudie Styler? [Mirror]
  • And! Is Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone, shopping a reality show about… being Madonna's brother? [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Aniston is becoming a John Mayer superfan. Also, as these pictures prove, she can't keep her hands off the dude. [Daily Mail]
  • Ugh, some people are calling her "clingy Jen." WTF. [MSNBC]
  • Miley Cyrus says her negative press has an upside: "I was embarrassed," she says about that Vanity Fair kerfluffle. "but also it's like, every career thing that I do can't be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I think that just makes me even more relatable." [MSNBC]
  • Larry King's wife is in rehab and people are "hoping she'll start eating again." She does look rather… narrow. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Grammy-winning artist Wyclef Jean of The Fugees is working to develop Haiti, one of the poorest nations in the Americas: "Charity will never solve Haiti's problems," he says. "Haitians want jobs, they want to develop their agriculture to produce food, not to everlastingly receive food assistance." [Reuters]
  • Will former porn actress Tera Patrick star in Quentin Tarantino's remake of Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!? [Page Six]
  • That Baby Borrowers show is bad for babies, says a non-profit group that focuses on the well-being of babies. [Page Six]
  • Christie Brinkley's divorce case will focus on adultery: The chick her husband had an affair with two years ago is now 21 years old. [UPI]
  • Remember how, as previously reported, Will Smith and his wife founded a school in L.A.? Well some of the teachers are members of the Church of Scientology. And instructional methods developed by L. Ron Hubbard are being used. But! Scientology will not be taught at the school. [LA Times]
  • File under: Stuff You Don't Want To Know About: The Rob Lowe nanny may have "offered sex" to the family tennis instructor and "openly" sang the lyrics "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me." [People]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen on kissing Ben Kingsley inside of a phone booth for The Wackness: "He was so professional about it and made me feel so comfortable. He said, 'Anything you don't feel comfortable about, let me know. You lead me.'" [Wall Street Journal]
  • Also: Ben Kingsley had to be taught how to do a bong hit for the movie. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Blind item! "Which NFL star pulled a girl toward the bathroom of a West Chelsea club the other night with the line: "Baby, you have no idea what I'm about to show you?" She fled toward the end zone." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Mya has the Rihanna haircut now. [The.Life Files]
  • Write a thank-you not and send it to a federal judge: There's a temporary restraining order preventing sites from posting anymore little clips of the Verne Troyer sex tape. [E!]
  • Why is Courtney Love riding in a shopping cart? [TMZ]
  • Jemima Khan hit a motorcyclist with her Mini. [Daily Mail]
  • Weddings! Chris Kattan married a model named Sunshine Tutt. [People]
  • Famed golfer Greg Norman married tennis legend Chris Evert over the weekend. [Reuters]
  • American Idol winner Ruben Studdard married Surata Zuri McCants at a church in a suburb of Birmingham, Alabama, but there was no singing at the ceremony. [USA Today]

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@stacyinbean: no, i think they're cute too. besides, i've never really bought the whole "jen's the girl next door! she's just like us!" spin the tabs seem to put on her. she's not the girl next door— she's the girl from high school who was really pretty and smoked a lot of weed and dated absolute losers who were 5 years older than her, but she could always be counted on to score some beer for a party.