ABU DHABI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - OCTOBER 30: Local fan takes photographs from the grandstand during practice for the Abu Dhabi Formula One Grand Prix at the Yas Marina Circuit on October 30, 2009 in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)
I ... I have no words. That woman is just too beautiful.
Oh, I know. I'll tell a story. My friend from high school's older brother once taped her in a box and tried to send her to Abu Dhabi. He felt he shouldn't get in trouble because he'd been thoughtful - he had poked air holes so she could breathe. #formulaonegrandprix