Showing who really wore the painfully high heels in their relationship, Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon's ex-husband James Mellon was cleared of charges accusing him of having illegally spied on his wife during their divorce proceedings. Mellon was deemed to much of a bumbling idiot (or drug addict!) to have ever thought of, yet alone executed, such a scheme. And right here is where we should make some Nancy Sinatra "walk on over you" joke, but fuck it, we're tired. [Telegraph]
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...I hate to be a grammar nazi but...
"Mellon was deemed to much of a bumbling idiot"
Shouldn't that be "too"?
"walk on over you"
Shouldn't that be walk ALL over you?