Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd. Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time...for Lindsay Lohan to become a witch!

According to the National Enquirer, Lohan, finally freed from the magical bounds of court ordered community service (possibly), is looking to join a new coven:

Lindsay Lohan has become obsessed with the occult – and the 28-year-old actress wants to be consecrated by a coven as a white witch, sources said.

"She loves the idea of taking control of her destiny and wants to be able to do spells, make potions and read tarot and angel cards," said an insider.

"She thinks it will help her generate more positivity and power in her life."

But what about the time Lohan FAMOUSLY punched a psychic in the face, National Enquirer? Would a huge fan of white witches do that?

LiLo famously punched a psychic in the face in 2012, but friends said the actress is a huge fan of white witches, and had one "cast a spell" to ensure she'd get the role when auditioning for a London production of the play "Speed-the-Plow."

Naturally, professional fun sucker Gossip Cop is denying Lohan's witchy ambitions, but that, my sisters of the blood moon, is exactly what someone a powerful glamour spell would do. Welcome to the coven, Lindsay!

Advertisement

[ National Enquirer/Gossip Cop]


Advertisement

Following Jill Scott and Eve's less than positive discussion of Iggy Azalea, Iggy has responded on Twitter with the humble request that we all stop stereotyping her already. "There's a difference between being yourself and being your stereotype," she tweeted. "When people I've never met say I should act more like 'myself,' I feel like they're really saying "act more like how I sterotype[sic] you to be, so I can feel comfortable.'"

Is assuming that an Australian speaks with an Australian accent a stereotype? Maybe! Either way, I think we all learned something very important today. [ Billboard]


Advertisement

You will never see Julianne Moore, light of my life, thanking God when she wins an award because she doesn't believe that God exists. As she told the Hollywood Reporter, "I learned when my mother died five years ago that there is no 'there' there. Structure, it's all imposed. We impose order and narrative on everything in order to understand it. Otherwise, there's nothing but chaos." LIVE YOUR TRUTH, GIRL. [The Hollywood Reporter]


  • Sam Smith would like you to stop with the Adele comparisons. (Related: If you ever want to compare me to Adele, please feel free.) [Billboard]
  • He also doesn't want to win a Grammy over Beyoncé, saying, "She deserves it way more than I do. I'd be embarrassed if I got it over her. If I got it, I'd give it to her." [Rolling Stone]
  • Jennifer Lawrence is a huge fan of Kim Kardashian, says Kim Kardashian. [US Weekly]
  • "I totally leave room for people to be irritated by me They were irritated by me from 2nd through 12th grade. I know the feeling dearly," says Lena Dunham, irritatingly. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Michael Fassbender has officially been cast as Steve Jobs. [US Weekly]
  • In far more exciting casting news, Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Jason Schwartzman and Chris Pine will all appear in Netflix's Wet Hot American Summer series! [Deadline]
  • You know who else doesn't fully get the concept of "conscious uncoupling?" Gwyneth Paltrow's mom, Blythe Danner. [Page Six]
  • 2 Chainz is considering running for mayor of College Park, Georgia and—sorry, Julianne Moore—it looks like there might be a god after all. [US Weekly]

Advertisement

Photos via screengrab, AP.