When it comes to sexy costumes, we here at Jezebel believe that it's time for some gender equality. But we couldn't quite picture how it'd look, so once again, we drew it ourselves. Here are some of your favorite dudes, all decked out as their sexy better halves.
Jay spends all of his time onstage staring at his wife's ass. Now we can stare at his. [Inspired by]
Paging Esquire: we have your next cover shot. [Inspired by]
OK, these two aren't A Thing, but dear god do I wish they were. [Inspired by]
I'd love to see what Fox News did with this costume. [Inspired by]
I wouldn't actually be all that surprised if Kanye's tried this before. You know—for fashion. [Inspired by]
Co-starring the leg. [Inspired by]
Illustrations by Tara Jacoby, who wishes she'd had the time to draw George Clooney as a sexy internationally acclaimed barrister.