Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks

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A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin.• Older Japanese singles are trying out that whole online dating thing. • A 51-year-old man admits to using voodoo to seduce teen girls. • Two women make history, win second-"highest" medical prize. • PETA asks Hollywood insiders to whistleblow on animal cruelty on sets. • The houseboat from Sleepless in Seattle is on the market for $2.5 million! • British police report the number of female drunks being arrested has gone up 50% over the past five years. • Ancient androgynous pharaoh, Akhenaten, may have had genetic mutation that made him look feminine. • Colleges are allowing coed dorm rooms. • Men's activists complain about Bad Dads ambush reality TV show.

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@marie123:

My neighbor had this lhasa apso who refused to hump dogs. All it did was hump the female persian cat. Also, she had a male persian cat, cause she wanted to breed the cats and the prize dog, but the female cat refused to let the cat hump her, even when in heat.

She was pissed, but I thought it was cute. It was consensual, the cat wasn't raped or anything. Yeah, and he'd succeed in his "endeavor", too.