Sex With Robots Is Illegal In Malaysia, Apparently

Beep boop, what a bummer: a conference to be held on November 16th in Malaysia, entitled “Love and Sex With Robots,” was just shut down by the police, according to BBC News.

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The conference, previously held in Portugal, featured the work of dozens of academics who’ve devoted their studies to human sexuality and its intersections with technology. Malaysian Chief of Police Tan Sri Khalid Abu Bakar called the conference “ridiculous,” adding that “this nation does not condone free sex.”

Additionally, every time you orgasm with the help of a vibrator or dildo, that is sex with a robot. Though vibrators are not conscious, you are still fucking a machine. Just my thoughts!

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LILLADYLIZ

GOOD. AS IT SHOULD BE

I HATE ROBOTS WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FUCK ONE

what if something malfunctioned and your private parts just got mangled in the machinery what if there was a system glitch and it just wouldn't STOP WHAT IF the robot ran out of battery life and just died on top of you and you were trapped forever